1 Gorilla vs 100 Men (Ep. 216)

Zach and Jake give you the official answer of who would win in a fight — 1 Gorilla or 100 Men.                         

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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your day. Joke Swiss Sports inside Zach Kshake, they get
it right. Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello and welcome back to what could possibly be the biggest,
most polarizing episode of the floor sports podcast of all time.
I am Zach Brunner. The currently engaged Jake Osmond is
with me today. Next episode he's gonna be married, and
then all hell is gonna break loose on this show.
We were really up a trig, a new era, I

(00:43):
would say, and we're gonna end. We're gonna end this
era with answering the most polarizing question on the Internet
right now, and that is who would win in a
fight one hundred men or one gorilla? And we are
really gonna answer it. We're gonna take you know, We're
gonna go through every thing. We're gonna go through what
needs to be done, the specifics of the fight. We

(01:04):
got ai answering questions. We gotta I didn't tell you this.
We got the answer from a zoologist to you and
I both know quite well what his answer is. Maybe
not personally, but we both know.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh got it, I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, We're not we don't got like a zoologist in
our back pocket. But that's maybe that's next era. Never know,
that's the next chapter the Floury Sports podcast. Having a
zoologist call in every time would be great. Yeah, honestly,
that's something that would really spice the show up.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Get in the chat.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Absolutely, Randy. If if you end up watching this and
would like something to do, become a zoologist and that
would be that would kind of be your thing. That'd
be great.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
If everyone in check could just start commenting what you
do for work, we'll tie it in somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's actually an extremely good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I promise our engagement through the roof. You tell me
I got.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You if yeah, if you tell what you know about
we got questions, and we'll we'll steer the conversation that
way one way or another. I think I think that's
a very good idea.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm slowly making my who wants to be a millionaire
phone a friend list. I need to know what that's true.
What's the topics?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Do you think they let you like build a list
when you came in, Like, okay, if it's this, like
I could take my list out, because that would I
want I want a full phone book.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I bet they give you like two options or three options.
But what I know is you can't go through the
list because you've seen the dreaded unanswered.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's true. That is true. That's so funny. Yeah, that's
very funny. That's true. That's a great point. I'd call
somebody in the audience, you know, two birds, one stone.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That's true. I've love okay, you know what lifeline. I
was always like, fucking get rid of fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, yeah, And that's I mean, I don't like anything
that's really we're taking it out of like we know
the two answers. It's not and I know you're gonna
eliminate those two answers. The show is just trying to
dick me over. I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now. That's the famous uh Norm McDonald clip. He did,
like the celebrity one and he narrowed it down the
two and Regis was like, you know, you got fifty
to fifty left, and he goes, Regis, I swear to God,
if he goes, if it's the two I've been talking about,
we're gonna have words. And it was that because yeah,
I never trust you again.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Good rest and peace both of them. How crazy is that.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Wow, neither of them could handle a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, no, but we are going to figure that out today.
We're gonna build our super team at some point as
well anything else before we just get into the specifics
of this, which should have been honestly at WrestleMania.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's true. I have three quick sports takeaways just in
case folks were wondering how I was feeling. Sure Sanders
got hosed and seems like an asshole. That's one take
rip to Justin Tucker, Happy trails, mother Fricker, and uh
number three. Anthony Edwards is the baddest man alive.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I love how he has to be how honestly, I
do have a question for you, just on that. This
will take thirty seconds. How close are we getting to you? Sincerely?
Like debating him and KG, because KG, for folks, I mean,
is your goat right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, We're not that close yet. But
I love the cut of his Jim. I love everything
he is about. He needs to increase it. I think KG.
People forget how much shit he talked like. ANT is
great and he talks a lot of shit for today's NBA,

(04:54):
not for KG though.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No defense is sincerely more team focused on the court,
just in terms of talk like he does a lot
of like hey, step up there, step up there, KG.
It was it was all defense aimed. There's no lingo
going sideways now.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Everything was a mental game, from grabbing the free throw
or shot after the dead ball to calling Charlie Villin
a wave a cancer patient all the above. Allegedly, KG
corrected himself saying, no, you misheard me, a city, You're
a cancer to your team, and that was his way
of saying much better. Yeah, that was the G version,

(05:33):
I guess read it.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
It was going around like rank the all time Wolves,
and it was like KG, ant Love and Cat were
before they picked, and I was surprised how quickly I
was like, well, it's definitely KG and Aunt. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, People forget how dominant Kevin Love was.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I I know, everyone was like it's Love last, and
I was like incorrect for sure. Third, I was like,
there has to be someone else besides Cat was my
actual thought.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But you got it over my Maybe he's not the
best on the court. I love the candy man, Michael
All the candy had his day. He was that's my childhood.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I maybe he played more on other teams than I thought.
I was, like, where's ak forty seven?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
He was almost It's almost his full career was with
the Jazz, But I like that one or two years
with the Wolves as well. Carolinko, Uh maybe otherwise. I
mean Latrell Sprewell played a couple of years that was
a fun ares se with Walls.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Bak Wigins was in there very long.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Wiggins is probably top ten, though probably top five.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Russell's got to be sneaky up there. D'Angelo no, I
hope not. Rubio is actually the one, Like in my.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Heart, Ruby is higher than D'Angelo Russell.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
That one year of Derek Rose.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Derek Rose is great. I mean he's come to town
in the series. Jimmy Butler Timberwolves, what it.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Is the craziest person alive? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, we'll talk about who we want one hundred men
to fight one man Jimmy Butler, if it's playoffs, I
think he could beat one hundred men. I am. I
have full confidence in Jimmy Butler. Let's get into this
debate here, and before we set our parameters, let's go
over what a zoologist says. Okay, and the zoologists we

(07:38):
are talking to Jake here in this article, of course,
is Ron McGill. We both know Rob McGill, Dan LeBatard
Show regular. I like how he first says he would
never want to see this come to fruition. That's a
very Ron McGill quote. I suppose we say the same thing. Now.

(07:59):
He's one hundred men in their twenties and in excellent
physical condition could ultimately defeat a gorilla if they are
committed and go in United but it wouldn't be pretty.
There would be severe collateral damage including death, broken necks,
material bite wounds, concussions, fatal brain bleeds, blah blah blah

(08:21):
blah blah blah blah. I don't know about that, but
there would be a lot going on. But he does
say that one hundred men could end up beating a gorilla,
which I can't even imagine anyone choosing the gorilla side,
Like I maybe I am to a traith in us.
I don't get it, Like, is there any part of

(08:44):
you who thinks the gorilla could hold its own first?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I just like to say I got jump scared because
one of the other scientists in that article was Michelle Rodriguez,
and I was like, need for speed or sorry, fast and.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Furious, fast and furious. Maybe yes, and yeah, here's my thought.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I I've actually been leaning towards but this is so
not fun. Like I think the whole point of this
is you say this and every guy goes we could
take them. I mean, we absolutely could. I do like
it's just one of those hypotheticals where it's like I
love everything. It's like, how real do you get because
it's like, okay, gorillas our pacifist check. I've also seen

(09:27):
people be like, but in real life, after guy five
goes down turn the pieces, you couldn't mentally like get
in there and do it. And I'm like, well, I
don't know. Here is my thought. I actually think if
you ran this simulation like ten times, I think gorilla
wins three of them, really because it's average dude. So

(09:49):
I think there's I think there's three out of ten
times that the gorilla never stops moving.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Okay, you think gorilla is opt into squid game essentially,
you think gorilla is winning three times out of ten?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So that's the thing. Are we in a room I
and let me say, I have no scenario where we
aren't winning most of the times We've got the numbers good,
we've got our thumbs. We're there, you know, and these
are going right for the eyes, baby, So I think
we're good. But anything beyond like us trapped in the room,

(10:28):
I do feel like starts to like he's faster than
all of us, so we could just run in a
straight line, because I don't think we're slowing him down.
I think every scenario I thought of where we win
is like, okay, wave after wave, we just go and
ultimately it's like, in my head, this fight lasts like
three minutes and it's just terrible. Two minutes. In the
last minute, we get them, you know, and it all

(10:50):
happens so fast. But I think if it goes any longer,
he just runs around, picks off one dude at the time,
just in a straight line. Yeah, because now who sweeps
the leg. It's a tough leg, this sweep. That's what
I'm a little worried about. In maybe even not three
out of ten, but in two out of ten scenarios,

(11:10):
the plan falls apart, the grilla overcomes, you.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Know, sure. I mean, we definitely have to set parameters here.
We need to set the scene right. So I think,
first off, we need to just assume everybody knows the
goal here, including the gorilla, because I've heard gorillas are passivist.
They wouldn't do it right to your point, I heard,
after spine five getting ripped out of a human, the

(11:36):
other ninety five people would be like, uh, I'm done.
No no, no, no, like fight to the death here,
we need to get it done.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Two.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
In my opinion, like I've seen the scenario like, of
course one hundred men would win. The gorilla would get
exhausted and die out of exhaustion. That doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, in my.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Opinion, we can't. We need blood on our hands. I
don't want it left up to human nature where it's
hard explodes unless it's between my fingers. That's kind of
what I'm at.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I've seen a version of that too, and I will
say it's bullshit. It is one of my favorite ones
people brought up because in their scenario, it's clearly if
we are you can't catch all of us. But the
scenario is like if we all start and we all separate, right,
well live them, Yeah, It'll be chasing me for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You'll die of old age.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, So uh no, I agree, we're all in there
in it to Kio, I think here's the thing, because
it's like if the gorilla could think like a dude,
then it's different. So it's like, where's the limit, Like
the gorilla knows that we're out to get it, so
it's swinging around.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yes, yeah, it's not like human smart.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Here's my deal. Are there any Do you feel like
this makes as big a difference as I do, which
is are there any trees? Because I think if there
are trees, times are tough.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, okay, so okay, So we're I think it's a
closed space. I don't think it's small. If it's small,
we're fucked. I understand.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, So it's like big. I mean, let's.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Say inside the field level of US Bank Stadium. Is
that fair, Like it's the football stadium.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I'm immediately terrified, but I got you. I like that
set up.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Like it's big, you can run around. It's not like
a closed like super closed space. But yeah, I think
let's give them two trees. We'll give them two. We'll
give them two trees on one side. I like that
two on each side. I'm fine with it. I'm confident.
I think there's a little pond area. I think we
got all all things here.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Okay, I think that's fair because there's definitely I guess,
if I'm being fair, there's some terrans where the gorilla
is just also cooked.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
So it's like I don't want it because I was like, well,
if this isn't a forest tough times, Yeah, it's like
Vietnam trees, you know. So I'm not in on that.
But but to be fair, it's like, yeah, it's us
in the gorilla in Times Square. We got them. Now
you can handle the lights.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Again, I think. I think no weapons either. I think
that's unfair.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I think no weapons one hundred percent agree, including that
can't make something as we go.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I agree, okay, that's that's where my mid went there.
But we got trees. Now we can make fucking weapons.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Brother, So that'd be the thing. I think if you
add trees, you could use those as weapons. Okay, I
think that has to be that that has to be
the trade off.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I think so too. I think so too. We're giving
a gorilla a tree. That means we get to use
the trees, as I.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Think, no matter how you set the scenary up, dudes
win most of the time.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh, I'm one hundred out of one hundred times, unless
it's like I'm talking one hundred Americans. By the way, too,
we're not talking about some French people.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Because the comments, by the way, keep them rolling in.
I it's a fake one the real ones did. But
here's what I will say that I think folks are
like assuming. I think folks are assuming that the gorilla
will have any level of tactics, which I don't. I

(15:16):
think the gorilla's tactic will be killed because I think
it does get risky, but I don't think the gorilla
would actually do this. I think, sure, could the gorilla
just injure all one hundred guys and then go back
and kill everyone, But that won't be what it's trying
to do because it couldn't spin like a helicopter into
you know, But it won't do that. But could it

(15:36):
just perpetual motion?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sure it's not Donkey Kong spinning and flying through the air.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
That's jump up and down one hundred times, and we'd
be in a pretty tough boat, you know.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sure, Sure, But yeah, it is trying to I would
assume pretty much kill one by one is what it's
going to try to do.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, and i'd even be I'd accept like, Okay, it's
trying to kill a bunch of ones, but it is
now just slapping and run it.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, it's not. It's not that intelligent, right.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
And we're making spears, you know. Yeah, if you can think,
we can think, you know, pistols.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, we'll find one. We one of us has a
concealed carry, you know, because.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
The count is bringing a weapon if we have a permit.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
That's right, that's that's a fair question. So we got
the scene, we got the setting, we got the parameters set.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I think we're on a football field.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Flat, We're there, flat, couple of trees, little pond. We're good. Now,
Now we gotta talk about battle strategy. Here are we
trying to Again? I don't think it dies from exhaustion? However,
do we want to try to tire it out and
then bring in our heavy hitters? Like, are we just
trying to get people to absorb a out of contact?

(16:54):
Are we trying to get people who are wanting to
take a bump? Are we trying to get our most
fast people out there? Oh? I got you saying bolts
running around? You know what I mean? Terry it out
that way.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think fast because I think the idea is hands
on the ball. I think many folks that get to
the gorilla as fast as possible is the is the
move because I think the faster all one hundred guys
get contact, the better off.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
True. So I mean, if we're gonna pitch some people.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, by the way, this is the episode today we've
never built for us, so buckle up.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is true. Okay. So I mean you say Bolt,
Obviously we're gonna get him some cleats running around. That
makes sense. Now, if we need someone to fly to
the ball, yeah, I think we got to include Brian Dawkins.
I think there's a bill for this. I think so too.
Now here's my question. I know someone who will fly
to the ball. I don't know if we want to
use him early though. Troy Polamalo. He's the X factor.

(18:00):
We don't know where he is, where he's going. He's
killing this gorilla. I know he is.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I I don't necessarily like this strategy, but I don't
think Troy falls into this. I've been thinking about our
UFC fighters because I don't know if you've seen those
videos which are the best of this, which all of
them go, why do I need ninety nine other guys?
Whether of my favorite videos, they're like Matt Taylor b
like no, no, no, I hear you out, But like,
I don't need other people. I don't necessarily like the

(18:30):
I don't think it makes sense to like, I don't
care who you are. I don't think it makes sense
to like one on one d get with the gorilla
one hundred times in a row. Like, no, we got
to get group to the ball. So I think it
is guys like Troy Palamalu and Ed Reid who are
like shooting the legs even if I was gonna send
anyone there. Ooh, but he's not the fastest. But like,

(18:53):
could we get like a prime Kurt Angle on a
from playinget?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, Dangle? Yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I mean I could see that. Listen, one guy's not
gonna take him down, I guess. But guys, you under.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Propose a scenario if we are smart enough to coordinate
an attack. We got Usain Bolt running a fly across
the field. We're in a football field. I'm on my
home territory. So is he running running across the field?
Do you think this grill is going to keep his
head on a swivel. I don't what do we know
about players running across the middle, Jake, we know James

(19:38):
Harrison's taking its fucking head off.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I thought you were gonna say Warren Sap. I was like,
that's a great pig.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I mean, James Harrison has perfect just a couple people
right to the temple.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I think that's a great idea. I think the idea
is I like the ideas like Troy, and I think
we have sprinters like you saying like we are getting
there as fast as possible. I think even like I
think running backs in that scenario, like give me a
Marshawn Lynch a few years ago. Yeah, Derrick Henry, I

(20:14):
mean he's just like yeah, like just get there, get there.
And I want like the Troy Polamalus though, like spread out,
get behind him. Yeah, like now let's circle up, jump pile.
I think I want to see your thought on this.
I actually think Wave two is the big fellas as

(20:34):
fast as they can. I think we have about twenty
people sacrificed. We've got twenty contact folks just like get
in there, and I think we solidify our victory bike
because if we can get two waves of contact then
we've got sixty dudes to frick around and find out.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh, I think so too. I think that's a good call.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Absolutely, And I think Panay Suwel is the man I
want leading the charge of Wave two.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
We got Panna Sewel. I think you get Vince will
Fork in there. You get Vin uh, Aaron Donald, he
plays with knives, He's.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Gonna be absolutely. I think all of the Jokic brothers.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, true, they're scary for sure.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, like they're and there maybe like an Aaron Judge
type trying to spread the sports around. This could be uh. Now,
I think round some hockey players like a Chara, just
like big dudes to mix it up. Like we're in
wave too. Now. I think we're making some contact, but
I really want the gorilla to be like, yeah, these

(21:41):
dudes are as big as I am. I needed now
I'm not swan sideways.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Sure for sure. Yeah, We're we're looking straight into the
eyes of this gorilla at this point. Yeah, we got
some big guys. I mean he gets some NBA players
in there too. Yeah, Shaq Shaq would be a great one.
Shack can take a bump, like you'll get back up.
We saw him do that already. Dwight Howard his massive,

(22:06):
he'd be a good one.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Big guy.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Probably gotta be more big, like muscular basketball players, like
strong guys.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, what's the Why can't I think of his name? Oh,
Steven Adams is a good one. Steven Adams is a
great one for sure. Yeah yeah, Raft and like wants
to punch people. I think that's good.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Birdman, Birdman's a psycho, yes.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, uh oh Kg, this is where we lose KG.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Unfortunately. Yeah, but Kg's cag's getting in the head of
that gorilla.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I think this is the wave where in some scenarios
we win it. I think forty people in there are
scenarios where there are scenarios where listen, there's scenarios where
a gorilla gets jumped by two people. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Well, honestly, this is what I'm thinking. We got those
big guys coming in. We're not just gonna like send
them in in. We watch right the rest of the season.
Watch So we got Vince will Fork, we got Krolinko,
not Kiara Linko. We got a Birdman kind of look
the same in my mind right now, Uh, you got
got all these big guys coming in right the hand
to hand combat. We're in the trenches with the grill

(23:16):
at this point, and you got GSP coming in from B.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
GSP is Wave three. It's just him. We have to
respect to the opportunity for a one v one.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
GSP is gonna make that Grilla submit. I can guarantee it.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's all the UFC fighters, by the way, like you
don't think the gorilla is gonna turn herround. They're all like,
I got his back, We're done, so for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I mean I've seen Oliver. If Oliver Air gets your back,
you're done. You're not getting out of it.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I thought of a great one to sneak into Wave one.
If you can get there all these fast dudes. We
get Volkanovski in there.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh, he's just coming up from the crowd, basically a
little it's.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
A little longer than he thought he would. That's all
he's gotta do. Oh killed him? No, and he gets
one jab in. That's all.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
We need another one for the Wave two. Then you
got Francis and Ghanu in there. John Jones, he's a heavyweight. Now.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Francis on the short list of like if I had
to pick a team of ten, Yeah, Francis is in there.
But I again, and I know the idea is average folks.
I don't think there's any question with athletes we could
do this. I think let me athletes of my choice
in here. We're goaled it because one of them we

(24:36):
haven't said, because I think you saved this dude. He'll
be furious. Could you hold him back this log? But
I think my everything else has failed. It's time for
Brock lesnar.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah. I mean, Brock's gonna one v one this guy.
It's not gonna be anything.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, can I tell you a sneaky one, not an athlete. Okay,
I think he's in there about halfway, no longer than that,
about like sixty in. If this gorilla is surviving, stamina
is taking in bear grills, ooh, that's not bad. Survivalist.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Survivalist. I mean, if we're just talking about people who
are going to maintain, the gorilla is gonna get confused,
it's gonna get frustrated because they can't kill these people.
We got bear grills, we got Johnny Knoxville, we got
Travis Pastrana.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Ah, Travis's great.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Maybe Spike Dudley can't kill Spike Dudley. No, I guarantee that.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Johnny Knoxville is a great Johnny Knoxville's number one, by
the way.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, Johnny Knoxviell has nothing to lose, and he's he's
crazy enough to he's gonna get to this gorilla and
a mouse trap of a giant one, or he's got a
he's got a big hand somewhere around the field.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Climbing those two trees we gave the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
He's there the whole time.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
WHOA some times? Can Chris Angel be one of these guys?
Where does David Blaine come in? Magic this guy to death?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
David Blaine's just hovering above everything, swallowing goldfish for no reason.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, Like do magicians count? Could they be helpful?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Are musicians normal people? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I think that's good. Robert Irwin's in there like reverse psychology.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
True, Robert Owen's talking it down. Yeah, folming it down.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well, folks were walking behind him. Gsp true.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I mean, okay, so if we are thinking normal people,
I mean, you get a dairy farmer in there. That
dairy farmer is just gonna be pissed off, but he
knows what it's doing. Yeah, you got I mean, you
got some nerds to feed to him. Basically, you got
an accountant, Like accountants just gonna be a speed bump
for this gorilla. I think that's good.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
I'm telling you Ways one through two are just pastor
get in there. Yes, we're still missing around. Get in
We can definitely around other athletes that I do want
in there. I think. Listen, I take any UFC fighter
I can get, But I I do think there's something too, like, uh,

(27:12):
I want like a really like a Draymond Green, like
a fine Games guy in there.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I mean, you know what I think. Put Kevin Durant
in there. Kevin Durant's gonna switch side. It's going to
join the gorilla. But then at some point he's gonna
jump ship. And Gorilla is not gonna see that coming.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, never count on Kevin Durant. We know that.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Does the gorilla know that exactly? His a gorilla caught
up the current events? We don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, if you had to pick one, you get one.
Is it brock Lessner like you get ninety nine average guys,
You get to pick one athlete?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's brock.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I think so. I'm like, honestly, Aaron Donald is up
there for me.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Donald's great bron breaker. I've seen one. He can spear
through the air.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Now, I don't want to dismiss John bones Jones. It's
a good choice. He's almost lost.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Little side note, he's almost the longest reigning UFC heavyweight
champion of all time and he's had one title defense. Yeah,
it's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
John, he was on our side. We would have to
accept the DC would fight for the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, d C would just be Chail jing John the
whole time. Like I can still do it.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
My favorite one is Chaill Sounded thinks him and DC
could take the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
We need. Jail could be Wave one. Jail will not lose.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
No, so that would be good. I'm trying to think
of any other freak athletes that I mean, DK metcalf
is a great one to have in there, but it's
like you've been in so many fights, Like hockey players
are underrated. I don't know if I like.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Charros, Tom Wilson, Oh, the Kachuks. The ka Chucks is
great too, that's true. By the way, Dustin Pourrier's ears
are completely just blocks at this point.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, yeah, what has he been?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Okay, we got two people who have been retired for
a bit, and I think they've been waiting. One Luke Keikley,
if you're not going to come out of retirement for this,
what are you gonna do? And then two Usman, No,
not usman. What's his name? What's his name from? Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
No, Usman.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
That's not thinking of those or Kabib Kabib's this is
what Kabib comes back for.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Kb's knees coming out of nowhere. Absolutely, Kabib's fought a bear.
He's the most trade for this is the secret weapon,
the one I I will circle back to because folks
don't understand. Friend, He's a great choice. Francis and Ganu
learned how to wrestle. That's one of my favorite episodes
of the show. By the way, that was terrifying. Barrel

(30:09):
let down the fly. Yeah, that was so crazy. He
learned a new trick. So I think that's really good.
Can I give you? I know we've got a ton
of spin directions we could go, so you tell me
if we want to stay here, but I do. I
think I've got a guy who, if we were in
the right scenario, beats the gorilla one v one if

(30:33):
the conditions are right. He needs one thing to happen
and then this dude's got it.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Okay, who's that?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
If Michael Phelps is near a body of water.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
That gorilla's cooked if it's raining.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
If it's raining, yeah, it's like Pokemon. He's got that
water type boo. Yeah, it's gonna be insane, Mike. Yeah,
Michael Phelps. He's a big dude too, Like, don't don't
forget about that big wigs span. That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Does a panic he's high?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hi, I think he has gills at this point.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah. I just think you tire him out and also
coming fast enough, kid out of there, big guy.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I mean he's hiding in the pond the entire time.
He's gonna pull that gorilla under if he gets too close.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I think that gorilla has never seen someone do a
breast struck before. I think it's really gonna take him
off guard.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
M h.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
We can put Katie Ladeki in there too. She's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I just saw that she set her new personal vest
in the fifteen hundred for the first time, so it's
like twenty seventeen. I'm like, she's never gonna stop swimming.
She's never if they let her keep doing the long distance,
she's never gonna stop swimming.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Hey, US Olympics is coming up. We need you. We
can't lose that.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Clearly, she is one of my favorite athletes just because
she's found in Niche. She's gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Forever, for forever.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, yeah, I who are guys that you think if
it was one dude versus one hundred other dudes, we'd
be in tough shape, average guy versus one GSP.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, it would be. It would be impossible.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I think a hundred could get GSP because he can't.
You can't take down all of us GSP. You'd have
to strike eventually.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
He doesn't want to, he doesn't have to, but he could.
That's the whole thing. But that's GESP Kabib. People forget
because he's been out for a bit. Kabib's terrifying and
he's still in his prime.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think gronk, he's just got that dumb strength or what.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah. Absolutely, And I just think like we'd all be like,
oh is this mean that we're hitting this guy and
he wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Would be an interesting one, I suppose trying to think
of a football player who I just like zero part
of Aaron O'donald's up there, but is good. Pay is
good because he's just the nicest person. But then like
if that switch is flipped, like you're fucked.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, you mentioned it. James Harrison is.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
True, that's that James Harrison, Brian Dawkins, that era of
just terrifying. Yeah, Oh, ray Lewis, like Patrick Willis. Ray
Lewis is up there too. So he killed the man.
He'll do it. He's killed once, he'll kill again.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I think you know he just done it.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh, that's a good Wave one. Let's let's put Let's
put some college coaches we can.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Put in Wave one for sure, Bobbins.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I like Huggins. We need to keep Huggins around. Huggins
can coordinate the attack. I was thinking. More so, let's
put Brian Kelly up there. Kelly, let's watch that.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
It's true. Who's the guy that used to coach at
Oklahoma that you can't stand. He used to coach the
Cardinals NFL. He's buff. I really don't know, not Riley,
he's gonna he was like a stud offensive coordinator this
last year again, literally like he was he was just

(34:29):
the coach like two years ago for the Cardinals vance
Joseph No, I got it, I got it. Don't worry.
I'm on an Arizona. That's what I'm thinking of.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
He's not buff What are you talking about, Cliff? I
know he stinks, but Cliff Kingsbury's jacked. You know he's not.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
He's ripped. Dude, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
No, he's not. JJ Watts up there for terrifying people too.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Oh that's good. Kevin Garnett is a scary human.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yes, yes, very scary human.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
And again, who does anyone want to mess with Chara?
Does anyone like and I don't know hockey enough to
like name a bunch of other guys, but it's like
there's some of them. It's like, no, I don't want
any of a Vetchkin.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I mean, I mean Tom Wilson is the guy right now.
He is I mean now, he's he can score, but
like he's he's gonna kill you. He's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. Are they on ice
there's this scenario where they could get a hundred of us.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
True, that's true. Okay, So I think in the woods,
let's formulate a good question for groc Okay, and Rock
is gonna give us an answer. Okay, So whom in
a fight one gorilla or one hundred men? What specification
should we make the or give to the AI?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Here are? What number of professional athletes do you want
to give us?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Let's go a quarter. There are twenty five athletes of
your choice. We'll give it their choice.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
And I think you should say the size of the
place we're at.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
We are fighting in an area similarly sized to US
Bank Stadium. There aren't wait to see what athletes it picks.
Four trees Park and Lebron James, one pond, no manufactured weapons.

(36:49):
The gorilla cannot die of natural causes.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Or a harder I should not die.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
You could not die. Who would? Please tell us who
would win? And who the athletes you choose are. Okay,
let's copy and pastes in the rock. This is gonna
be weirdly space based. Uh it better? I think it's

(37:29):
a little bit better now. Oops, I accidentally clicked something wrong. Okay,
here we go. Okay, so numbers advantage. Yes, the silver
back gorilla is weighing between four and five hundred pounds.
It's giving me a bunch of reasons for what the
answer is going to be. I'm just saying that we

(37:52):
have a significant advantage over the gorilla because of human
strategy and coordination, the numbers, physical prowess, the gorilla's limitation,
and environmental factors in the outcome. Okay, perfect. Here are
the twenty five athletes that's chosen. Interesting, Okay, I don't
know all of them. First one, no kabeb Yeah, okay,

(38:12):
Number two, John Jones, Francis and ganu usman at Asnia,
Daniel Cormier. Perfect. Then here we go Jake brock Lesner,
Jordan Burrows, who is a gold medalist wrestler, Kile Snyder wrestler,

(38:34):
Gable Stevenson. Great. I guess Mario who's from Rugby. He's
a marrow toje.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh, I got him. This guy's a good pick, is he?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Siya Khalisi another Rugby, uh Eben Et Sabeth from Rugby,
Jonah Lamu Rugby, Cheslyn Colby, Rugby. Then we got you,
saying Bolt and Noah Lyles track fast guys, we got Lebron,
We got Giannie, Aaron Donald Miles. Garrett's a very good one. Yeah,

(39:15):
t J Watt, Brian Shaw who is the World's Strongest
Man competitor. Oh Bjornson, strong man of him.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
He's a great wave too. Yeah, he is a great
wave to the gorilla that we made him like that. No.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
And then the last one strong man we got Eddie
Hall too.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Eddie Hall is great. He's the one who fought the
two little people. Yes, this is great.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Uh. Grac broke this into phases as well. This is
very good, okay. Phase one distraction and fatigue. Fast athletes
like Bolt, Lyles and Colby are going to run the
grill's attention, luring it towards the pond or open areas. Great.
The gorilla expends energy chasing it cannot sustain long. Phase

(40:01):
two swarming and grappling. Jake, we're all over this. So
we got the wrestlers, the MMA fighters leading a coordinated
attack to grapple the gorilla, targeting its limbs and neck.
The strong men in rugby players assist in pinning and
tackling the remaining men swarm to overwhelm, and some climbing
trees to avoid the direct attacks. Great, and then phase three.

(40:25):
The last phase is subduing. The group will focus on choking,
binding or blinding and mobilizing the gorilla Mma fighters target
vulnerable areas while others maintain pressure to prevent the escape.
The gorilla, fatigued and overwhelmed, is eventually subdued or killed
through the effort. Very good. Final note, the gorilla is

(40:46):
a formidable opponent. Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh okay,
so the ability to work as a unit exploit the
gorilla's limitations. Sec here's the wind, though not without significant casualties.
But it says likely ten to thirty men injured or killed.
That's not bad, that's not there.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
And one of them is Daniel Cormier by John bo
Jones for sure.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, most two who were just fighting the whole time.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah. Absolutely. I want to put a link in the comments.
This is number fifty. This is the guy we show up,
change the pace. Put the picture up.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I can't click it. But who is it?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Hakuh show.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Okay? Let me let me which guy? Oh it's not
one of them that I listed. No, okay, how do
you spell his name?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
H A k u h ow okay, show boat change okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Uh, we got a sumo gorilla.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's through fifty forty nine guys, and then all of
a sudden squares up, squats him up in the air.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Okay, why is this screwing?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
We're throwing rosen bags. Dude's about to go.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
True? Why is restream acting crazy? There we go, So
we got this guy going, Yeah, that's it. We didn't
even think about sumo at first. That's the point.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
This guy's a freak athlete. You want to be want
him for a bit. Okay, Well what got me was
when they were like, the gorilla could be four hundred pounds.
I'm like, oh, so we just need this dude.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, this is fine, we can match it.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
This is a dude. When I got two into sumo
over COVID, the one I sent you because he kept
they banned a move because he kept breaking people's ear drums.
He kept clapping.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I mean, if he breaks the gorilla's ear drums where
it throws its balance off and can't hear us coming,
that's a huge advantage. I think we got it then,
that's easy.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I think what we need is, you know this, if
the gorilla gets on a roll, this guy's a momentum stopper.
He's a total change of pace. Yeah, I mean if we.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Get two small guys, I mean it's done, Like that's
gonna hold it up for a while.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah. Absolutely, And then Shane Gillis is telling jokes.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Well, yeah, we gotta stay entertained, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah, ok Johnny Knoxville is a good change of pace guy,
just like a tempo change, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yes, Okay, Tony Brown kicks him in the face. Antonio
Brown's doing a few things. Ten to thirty injured or
killed is not bad.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's everyone's talking about. Like, Okay, maybe we get down
to our final twenty.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I think that's thinking about it. Like the gorilla is
just spinning, and I'm like, I like, I get that,
because yes, if he just moved and we all rans
right at him, I guess we'd all get hurt first.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, I suppose. But now in this final scenario, I
think we we know what we gotta do, Jake.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Unless you ask Folkanowski though, because he did say, don't
give me an arm. That was the quote. I like
she said to the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Okay, that's very good.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Force Griffin.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh yeah, for snap, his arm doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yeah, you psychopath.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
So this is the real scenario. But I think we
got to book a match with this gorilla. Oh yeah,
what superstars are needed to take down a gorilla? Are
we wanting to do just a regular match? Be trying
to pin this thing? Are we trying to eliminate it
from the Royal rumbledy?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Well, I have a question if we do a match
like a fatal four way or whatever, is the only
way to win to pin the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Or death last man standing?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh? Okay, okay, okay, Because I was like, if it's
just a fatal four way and you can pin anyone else,
then it's a little craft. Yeah no, no, no, okay, um,
So if it was, I think we do Royal Rumble
because otherwise, or we answered different question, which is what's
the smallest number of guys and who are the guys

(45:04):
that could? Like, are there folks who could three v?
What if it's kabebe Lessener and Jones hul Cogan? Oh yeah,
hulking up, dude. I was also thinking sevest stillone hit him?
See what happens the grilla?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
You think the gorilla can sustain a topic leg drop
from the Hulkster, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Rocky end of the Cold War? What's that gorilla?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Though? That's a very good point. That's a great point.
I mean, we can give the scenario to groc in
terms of a royal rumble and just read what it
says as well. Yeah, I love But also I mean
the sweet chin music busting its job. It's not gonna
it's not gonna lat how about this if?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
What if?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, so the grill is fighting. I think I have
the right settings on here. So the Grill is fighting,
and we're like, okay, we need someone to stop this thing. Uh,
it's in the ring. The gorilla is going on a
roll and all of a sudden music hits here.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
We go.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Mentioned I mean, we need someone to take a bump
shaaneo back is going to be you can't he doesn't
know the word quit.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I gotta tell you, Shane mcmon versus a gorilla one
v one would be the greatest wrestling match of all
time because it'd be a crazy sal and then at
some point he'd get on top of Gillette Stadium and
just fleeing himself at him.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I mean, okay, who are who are the best wrestlers
to take a bump from the gorilla?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Shane? Obviously, I don't know if you watched him too much,
but I think a lot of folks watching, if you know,
will say Dolph Ziegler. He stayed in the company for
like fifteen years to take bumps.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Okay, I think Spike Dudley's up there.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Spike Dudley is taking good bumps. I think make Poley's
wave one by the way. Yeah, and he never goes away.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Well, yeah, he comes back as Dude Love. Then he'll
come back as Cactus Jack.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, that's a cactus Jack book.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That match mister Soco against the gorilla. No chance he
choked out.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
JBL is a good heat segment.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
True is great. I mean how JB gets so fast? Oh,
there's no bounce, there's no limit.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
He for the gorilla. That's what people will say after
JBL's done it.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
There, Uh, switch sides. Yeah, Chad Gable, Chad Gable, Grande Americane, otis.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Otis Yeah, give me otis in there. I don't know
the gorilla would know what to do with a spinner Rooney.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
No one does. I think we've learned that no one
really knows what's going on. I mean, can it take
chops from like goonther?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
And I know who I want to sell for the gorilla?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Okay, Rick Flair.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
This is finally how.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, Ric Flair would fall, Grill would
be like, oh we got him, Grills gonna stiff and
be like, oh no, he's dead and then boom, low blow.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
That's actually so good. Yeah, Anderson spine bust when he's
out looking.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
They always move the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I mean another great way one person for us. Let's
let Goldberg go Goldberg one last match. He thinks he's
gonna win, go for it, but go spear him. Give
him a little uh jackhammer that's his finisher, right.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, absolutely, spearing of jackhammer, right, is gonna give him
the business.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, don't give him a four wheeler. He'll he won't
show up, but it hits you. He will hit you.
He'll he'll miss the target, he'll hit something.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I'm trying to Ultimate Warrior would be fun.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Run around, yes, sprinting at him, that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Andre would have been a good wave too, guy.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Orange Cassidy, Oh.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Man, I really want to see that match. Good A little.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Kicks of course, of course. Okay, let's do this. If
a Grilla entered the Royal Rumbol at number one, when
would it get eliminated. Okay, let's do please. This is
how they booked the Big Show for thirty years. True,
that's a great point.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
How will they ever get him over the top? Rope Man's.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Books the full match, including popular wrestlers from past and present,
and for me, must include Shane o'mack.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
I hope he's wonted. No, no, Shane to.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Shane's got to run in. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
This is gonna be I think this is interesting because
by definition, I think who could possibly last the minute
before the next entrip?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It's a great one. Okay. Gorilla enters at number one,
is given a breakdown of how bron Breaker.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Could do it. You run so fast.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I don't like the way it's doing this. I gotta
specify it a little bit more. I don't want spoiler
alerts in the beginning. Okay, so must include Shane McMahon.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I wanted to go one entry into the time.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Take us through the full match. It did go one
at a time, but then it was like number one.
The gorilla gets eliminated at thirteen, but like.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I think could get three spears
in before the gorilla does anything. So quick, dude runs
the ropes. They don't do that enough.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Okay. Entrant Number one gorilla match begins with the gorilla
in the ring, pacing and roaring, pounding his chest to
a stun crowd. Michael Cole and Corey Graves. I guess
is the other announcer. What a what an interesting thing
to see him back. They sell the unprecedented danger, questioning
how anyone can survive. Number two Jake Kofi Kingston's.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Not a great pig. Okay, good luck.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Cooffe enters with his signature energy, tossing pancakes to the crowd.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, says, thing used to be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Interesting. He tries to outmaneuver the gorilla using speed and agility.
He lands a trouble in Paradise kick, but the gorilla
no sells it, grabs Koffee mid spring bird springboard and
hurls him over the top of the rope. He lasts
a minute thirty Okay. Number three entrant Eddie Guerrera, Oh yes,

(52:07):
this is a good one. Eddie enters to a massive
pop uh. He plays mind games, taunting the gorilla Yeah,
dodging its swings like a matador like precision. Eddie tries
to lowelow the gorilla classic heel tactic. It notates, but
it backfires. The gorilla catches him during a flock frog
splash attempt wow, and tosses him out.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Number four O Ray mysteria.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Even let them overlap.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
That's tough, I guess, oh not yet until this one.
So Ray sprints the ring, using his speed to evade
the gorilla, climbstern buckles, hitting the seated section, hitting a
seated of sent on okay, weird, and a six one
nine to the gorilla's legs, staggering it slightly. Race survives

(52:59):
by out of reach, climbing the ropes and avoiding confrontation.
Then number five comes in.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
It's x POC love it great, there's a sellers act.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, x poc is firing up the crowd. He targets
the gorilla with rapid kicks, but gorilla swats him down,
but like a fly, grabs him during the bronco buster
attempt and throws him over the top rope right away.
So he's out raised on the in there though. Number
six Jeff Hardy, Yeah, jump off something yes, high energy.

(53:34):
He immediately climbs the turnbuckles. It says he attempts to
swanton bomb, but the gorilla catches the mid air in
a jaw dropping moment, hurling Jeff over the ropes. So
he's out.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Dang it, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh, I like this. Next one though, Number seven Randy Orton.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I like this he's behind him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Basically, Randy Orton enters methodically stalking the ring, avoiding the gorilla,
and then he focuses on Ray instead doesn't he does
Ray a RKO damn it. Orton then targets the gorilla,
hits an RKO out of nowhere the gorilla, which staggers
it but doesn't lead to an elimination. Orton and Ray

(54:16):
did form a temporary alliance to survive then, so oh,
I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
That's good. I like the idea of the gorilla selling.
This thought just came to me, Like, I like the
idea of the gorilla going down for an RKO.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Sounds like this, what's happening? So now Ray and Randy
are in the ring. Gorilla is in there a little
bit stunned. Number eight Sean Michael's music hits massive ovation
immediately targets the gorilla with the sweet shin music. The
kick rocks the gorilla, but it doesn't go down. In
the chaos, Michaels and Orton brawl with Ray, so I

(54:53):
guess right away, leading to Ray getting caught by the
gorilla and Michael's They inadvertently toss Ray over the top rope.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Okay, oh interesting, Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Here we go. Number nine, Well, Big Show comes out.
Now we got someone bigger than the ever on the
Big Show. I hope that's the spot. Big Show lumbers
to the ring, stares down the gorilla in a colossal
face off. The two trade blows with a Big Show,
landing a choke slam that shakes the ring but doesn't

(55:29):
eliminate the gorilla. The gorilla retaliates, lifting the Big Show
throwing him over the top rope in a shocking display
of power. Wow, it's a good spot. That's a great spot.
Number ten, seth Freakin' Rowlins comes to the ring. Rollins
enters with a plan. Avoiding direct confrontation with the Gorilla,

(55:49):
He targets Randy and sewn Michaels. He hits a curb
stomp on Randy Orton. Rollins uses his agility to stay
in the match, rallying the others to focus on the gorilla,
which is showing signs of fatigue. After these thirteen minutes
have passed so far. Okay, we got a bunch of
people in the ring, Gorilla, Randy Orton, Sean Michaels, and

(56:10):
Seth Rollins. Now love this, I love this. The big
red machine Caine comes out. This is a great spot
for Cain. Caine enters with the pyrotechnics. He goes toe
to toe with gorilla. He lands a big boot on him. Yeah,
but the gorilla roars back, slamming Caine into the corner.

(56:31):
The rings crowded with Sean, Michaels and Randy brawling, Rowlands
is dodging, and Kane is trading blows with the gorilla.
What that time, Jake, because number twelve Shane o'mack perfect
type for Shane. Shane enters to here comes the money,
of course, dancing to a huge pot. Tear's a quad.

(56:57):
He brings a steel chair with him, smacking the gorilla
to draw its attention. Shane climbs the turd buckles, attempting
a coast to coast, but the gorilla swats in midair.
Shane survives by rolling to the apron, staying in the
match and rallying Brandy and rawlins to attack the gorilla.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Number thirteen.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
I like the idea of it, just clarifying that Shane survives.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Yeah, I know that's a big you gotta say it.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Actually, I was thinking about that Shane dies. I just
wanted that in the middle.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I mean, you could have just swatted him completely midair
out of the ring.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
That's what I'm thinking, all right. Who's next?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Number thirteen is Drew McIntyre. Wow. McIntyre storms in, hits
a clay More kick on Caane, eliminating Cane. So then
McIntyre targets the gorilla, landing another clay More, but the
gorilla stays upright, roaring in defiance. The ring is chaotic
and Shane is directing traffic towards the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Still yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Ooh. Number fourteen brock so Brack charges the ring immediately
sue flexing rowlans in Orton. He faces off with a
gorilla in a Marquee moment trading blows. Lesner lands at
F five on the gorilla, rocking it but not eliminating it.
Lesner then eliminates Sean Michaels after he was distracted by

(58:21):
Randy Orton.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Okay, I like the idea of the cheer boo trading
blows with the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
For sure, for sure, the crowd's into it, for sure.
Number fifteen Roman Reigns enters to booths. Wow, it's the
heel here. He spears Rowlands and McIntyre. He avoids the
gorilla and Rolands is just focusing on clearing the ring.
He then eliminates Orton after a superman punch, So Randy

(58:52):
Orton's out. It notes that the Gorilla is fatigued and
cornered by Lesner Shane. Roman reigns, but it fights back,
nearly eliminating Shane. Doesn't do it though, Oh Jake. Number
sixteen Undertaker Dan d Yeah, the gong hits. It says

(59:14):
the Undertaker enters to a thunderous ovation, choke slams McIntyre,
choke slams Rowlins, and then he stares down the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Say he's got to be helping the gorilla. That's what
I am in my head. Don't worry, buddy.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Well, it just says he stares down the gorilla and
then he lands a tombstone on seth Rollins and then
eliminates him. So maybe a little alliance. Who I don't know,
I'm not sure. Okay, Ben Lesnar and Undertaker brawl. Rowins
and Shane pushed the gorilla towards the ropes. Number seventeen.
John Cena comes out.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
He hits a attitude adjustment on McIntyre, hits one again
on Reins. He tries to lift the gorilla, but he
fails for a five knuckle shuffle that does little damage.
Sina then eliminates McIntyre after a tug of war near
the ropes. Okay, number eighteen just booted from the company.

(01:00:13):
I believe Bronz Stroman right, ah yep released kap Uh.
He roars in tackling the gorilla in a clash of
titans power slams Reins, nearly eliminating him. Lesner and Shane
form so him, Lesner and Shane form a temporary alliance
to target the gorilla. Then Triple H comes out clear

(01:00:35):
from this hard thing for this one match love that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Eliminates his gorilla. It's too realistic, Ye, it's a work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Triple H enters with authority, hitting a pedigree on Sina.
He joins Shane, Lesner and Stroman to finally eliminate the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
We have to get over the young Gun Triple H.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Yeah, Shane climbs the rope, diving onto the gorilla to stay.
Grit Lesner and Stroman lifted over the top rope and
then Triple H shoves it to the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Should have known that it was Shane McMahon and Triple
H's coming together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Mm hmmm. Of course, what a what a great WrestleMania moment.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
That would be one of those two wins. Dismatch would
to throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Okay, so the cruise through the rest of this match,
Stone Cold enters, Stone Cold stun Sina rains and he
eliminates John Cena after a low blow from Triple H.
That's great. Then AJ styles AJ styles always there, nearly
eliminates some people, but Shane stays in there. Number twenty two,

(01:01:38):
about fucking time Goldberg is in here. He spears, Lesnar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Spears that what I like to think, probably it does
say Goldberg eliminates Shane, though I don't like that. No.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Twenty three is Kevin Owens. He comes in brawls with
some people. He eliminates Triple H. The people's chant the
rock is in uh, he eliminates Bronze Strohman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Travis Scott's next.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Maybe instead, Oh, I like the next next two? We
got the raid at our superstar Edge's back. Love that
Edge returns to a huge pop, spearing rains and Rollins
or Rains and Owens. He eliminates Kevin Owens after a
spear and then twenty six about about time, Batista's here good.

(01:02:30):
I love Batista. Batista powers in, hits a Batista bomb
on aj Styles and then eliminates him. Twenty seven is
Finn Balor okay? He enters with the demon paint, it says,
oh quickly targeted by Goldberg, though, who eliminates him? So
Finn Baller's out right away. Twenty eight Chris Jericho locking

(01:02:50):
the walls of Jericho on Edge, and then he eliminates
Batista after a code breaker. The song with the final
entrince is though is Cody Roads. Cody Roads, Crossroads on
Jericho and rains eliminates Jericho after a Cody cutter, and
then who else at thirty but Hulk Hogan at just

(01:03:12):
a real American hulking up to the deafening reaction, doesn't
say cheers, just as deafening reaction realistic eliminates Goldberg after
a big boot in a leg drop the final eight,
Lesnar gets eliminated by Rollin or Roman Reins. Then Hulkster
gets eliminated by Stone Cold. Yes Edge gets eliminated by

(01:03:37):
the Rock. The Undertaker gets eliminated by Roman Rains, so
the final two.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Is Stone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
The Rock gets eliminated by Stone Colds, and then the
final four is Stone is Stone Cold, Roman Rains, Cody
and the Rock m M. Now Final four. Austin and
Cody team up against Roman Reigns. Rains spears Austin, which
eliminates him. Cody and Rain's brawl. Cody hits a Crossroads

(01:04:10):
fights back, but Cody dodges a spear, pulling the top
rope to eliminate Rains, and then finally, oh and that's it,
so Cody Roads wins it all. I hate that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
The Gorilla comes back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
The Gorilla should come back. We don't need Cody to
win anything ever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
He's so boring.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Oh give him time. It wasn't his fault that nothing
happened in WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
He's been boring since the day he came in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
My dad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Think about Goodness match was against Owens, Yeah, because of Owits.
He's just he's just not He's not interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
I think his character was very boring against John Cena,
but I think they made him be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I just think from the second he started talking, he's
just not interesting. Like it's a good story in terms of,
like from a human standpoint, what happened, but in terms
of progressing storyline are being good for TV. I think
he kind of fucked the company because he sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I liked where they were going, which is like, I
liked the story they were telling of this like epic
baby faced guy who gets big reactions, just like getting
the shit kicked out of him for a year, and
I on it. Like, honestly, I think he'd have been
so much more interesting if you got to tell the
second half of that. We were there, he got to
the part where he was finally edgy with Owens, and

(01:05:36):
then he had to be cookie cutter again.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, yeah, getting losing the championship just because he's so cool.
I love that. That's my favorite entrance of all time,
to zooman on his arm with goosebumps.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
He's so big, by the way, he's got to be
against the gorilla too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
The rocket is massive. I mean, Randy Orton is as
big as Rock is now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
That was crazy Randy Order wrestle media still jump scared.
I can't believe how big he is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I'm happy no one said Joe Henry's name because he
would have came in and fucked somebody up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
He's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
What Uh, you're right, by the way, I've rewatched it.
That's probably the best match in media.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
It's so fun, it's it's perfect for what it is.
It's the same thing as the Jackass match. It just
is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I was gonna say, we man get him in there, sell.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
If we man can. Yeah, body slam Sammy Zain. Think
of what he can do to a gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
People who don't like that match stink.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Have fun, dude, It's it's just fun. If you don't
like it, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Sparkles up the Ass is an all time WrestleMania spot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
That's a great wrestle spot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Oh so good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Well this is we figured out today. This is it
and of venera. Jake will be a married man next week,
and uh it's gonna change the show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, we'll be halfway through the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I mean I guess technically, Yeah, you're right, halfway through we.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Go from two engaged guys to one engaged guy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Right at a lot of things happening on the show.
Think about that. We started this before Alex Smith died,
and then Alex Smith died, and then we came back,
and now he came back. We're growing up. The show's
growing up season ten. It's a big season for us. Yeah,

(01:07:36):
she found a cowboy. We did what we had to do.
I don't know if we assisted in that or at all,
but I think when we.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Started the show, Hand and Bloody Dan weren't together.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
For sure. I think so for sure. That's crazy. I mean,
what year was it? I think it was not that
we need to do this right now? Is week seventeen
of a season that had only seventeen weeks at that point?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Twenty eighteen?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Was it twenty eighteen?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Yeah, but that was I mean, yes, he got hurt
on November eighteenth, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I mean, what we gotta do. We started the show
the first week of Patrick Mahomes's career. Is first start?

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Oh, Patrick Mahomes, that was first start? Your job is
snow and Hannah and Dan started dating, So twenty seventeen, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Mean they would have known each other. I don't know
if they were dating at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yeah, I think they were together.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
I think they were too. I think they met in
twenty sixteen. Bloody Dan, What a time, What a time.
And now Bloody Dan's got a kidney that's upside down.
Look how he's changed. That's an inside joke for a
couple of pe pol we will be back next week.
It's not really a joke, it's just truth. We'll be
back next week.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
See you then. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
It's it's all safe inside. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah,