$17.17 (Ep. 237)

Zach and Jake discuss the top headlines from NFL Week 11 and discuss what NFL coaches look like.                 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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get it right. Fuck you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What's up you guys? Welcome back to the Flurry Sports Podcast.
And I want everyone at home to know I was
very close to playing the record of the Edmund Fitzgerald again.
I was gonna make it twenty nine Straits shows, one
for each passenger. I decided against it. It was hard
to do clips because everything gets flaked. But uh yeah,
it was sort of a bit on myself. So you

(00:45):
know what, I went down with the ship and rightfully so.
I'm Zach Brunner. Jake Osmond's here. We're gonna talk a
lot about some big sports stuff this week, but Jake
is a non sports thing to start with, I think, well.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I went down to Manhattan, Kansas Go Cats this weekend vacation,
so did a lot of fun things. I feel like
I had one more takeaway, but they played kau volleyball.
They lost his time, but you know, they fought valiantly
as they always do. You know this, this was my
first takeaway went back to Kynes. We've talked about this

(01:21):
a little on the show before. I'm a big Canes fan. Okay,
first off, for those who don't know, they've apparently went
all in on a sponsorship deal with Peter Kirk kurb
Street's dog.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh really interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Everywhere they already had golden retrievers because the owner has
golden retrievers. That's like a Canees thing. So it makes sense.
Good deal. But you walk in and it's like he's
like Ronald McDonald man Peter hb Street fucking everywhere. Yeah,
there's cardboard cuts out of this golden retriever.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That feels weird to.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Me, Well, it feels weird. I also can't confirm this,
but I'm pretty confident that they had to deal with
Ben herb Street is his golden who passed. So do
you think it was a legacy deal? Do you think
he had to they had to renegotiate.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Herb Street's a he's a business man, so probably they
probably tried to back out, like, hey, we made a
deal with the other. Is this a good boy? We
don't know so golden, so he sure does. That's probably
why he's set himself up.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's right. But the real thing, Zach, We've talked about
this before. I love Canes. I have one gripe of
canes and one only m dude, we got to cut
it with whatever? Which can't they put on me? As
soon as I come up to the We've talked about
it before. You have him in the canes. You can
google it. But they say something to the effect of

(02:49):
and it's different. It's not a set now, a bunch
of different ones, but it you know, uh, fricking chicken.
What you picking? You know, like, what do you want
right now? So it's like wow, So they hit me
with one of those. I was ready. I knew they
were gonna hit me with some bullshit right away, so
waiting for them to do it, and then I went hello,

(03:10):
and then I.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let's talk to the real person here.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
And then I ordered, you know, I'm like, let's calm down, dude.
It struck me later that they must know what the
tax for this, because I ordered the canniac combo because
I'm a man, you know, so six strips, Yeah, six strips,
get rid of that cole sat you can keep the veggies,
give me a second piece of bread. So I had
a great time. That total Zach comes out to seventeen seventeen,

(03:36):
Oh okay, and some maniac and Canes must have figured
that out because they go and I'm gonna I'm gonna
tell you my real response to this, because I wasn't ready.
They hit me with awesome, awesome, your total total is
seventeen seventeen, thank you, thank you, and I went this
is my real reaction.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Fuck yeah correct, And they.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Were like, what was hand and I was like, I mean, yep,
thank you. Then I went up, but it was just
like I was bullied.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yes, I have second hand rage right now, dude.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It was all They almost got me because my brain
was like thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like I was like, yeah, no, no, no. The only restaurant
who can repeat itself is Little Caesars. They have it
built into their jingle. Nobody else can do that. But yeah,
I think we talked about this on the show. I've
been there, I think twice. And the first time, the
first time they did that, the chicken chicken chicken with
cowbo you pick it, I was frozen. I was enraged.

(04:41):
I did it of what was going odd? I thought
they were making fun of me at some point, like
it's very weird. And then the second time I went
to your point, I was ready to go. I was
locked in. I'm like, let's say your little bullshit line.
And then they threw something else at me. I just
turned and looked at Lindsey threw my hands up. What
am I supposed to do here?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Me?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And that was the reaction I had, Like, I was like,
there's nothing you can do around on me. You got
me on the price.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, is the set up. It has to be. They
that's insane.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
It has to be. My first thoughts. See, they had
me thinking crazy thoughts. My first thought was they changed
the total of my price so it fit their dumb joke.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
That's what seems like to me.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, now that I have more time to think of it,
someone realized that the cauzcanni at combo is a combo,
so it's always the same price. They realized it was
seventeen seventeen with tax, and they're like, that's a right word.
What can I do? Oh? Thank you, thank you seventeen
seventeen And they're like, too short, let's add too of course.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, let's let's r you know, vamp a little bit here.
But they probably have something for each one because they
have like four menu items, right, so right, yeah, so
whenever someone orders that they got that built in like,
and I'm sure you know each state's got different tacks,
so each state probably has their own fucking thing, like

(06:01):
the Wisconsin would probably probably has who knows whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Nursery rhyme they got for that. Your total is one, three,
six nine, damn she fine, Yeah thanks Rindo.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Seventeen thirty eight. They probably have a solid drop of
fetti wop or something.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I think they're all trying to get what if they're
all double numbers.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
They have probably canes.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Canes guy was on Shark Tank and I didn't
like him then either there's something weird going on at
raising Canes. It's darker, it's it's deeper. And maybe it's
because I've zeroed in on a couple of weird shows
in my life right now that they're sort of taking.
I watched episode of one and playvious. I'm not sure
if anyone't seen that yet. Oh that's why I've heard

(06:47):
to watch it. Curseve oak Island's back, so't I haven't
really gotten into it yet, but I haven't thought of
maybe doing a thirty second cursive Oak Island recap on
the show each week. Short it might not be though,
and then the Chair Company. If anyone's seen that, that's
incredible as well. Dark dark comedy, kind of dark, trying

(07:12):
to be dark.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I don't know. There's a lot of weird shit happening.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I can already see the not even Netflix, not big
enough for Netflix, The Peacock documentary of what's going on
in Raising the seventeen seventeen, the Raising Cane Story.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, it's our pleasure from uh Chick fil A's got
a rattled. I just think they, you know, they're like,
how do we counter it? Bib bobbity boo? How about
some chicken for you? You know, it's just unbelievable, Like
is it I don't understand. I don't understand the point.
I feel like it's because we're talking about it. I

(07:49):
feel like they're in our head. I feel like it's
some sort of spell to make us come back.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
That's part of the reason why I don't want to
go back ever. Like it's great, it's great, but keeper
the Chick fil A. It's better chicken, and they still
find ways to fumble the bag.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, they bully you and their fries stink. Figure it out.
You have two menu items, get it better?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Fries.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Their fries are Soggy by Nature.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh on Shark Tank. It was built for this guy.
They're like, hey, look at these chicken legs. Gotcha, they're
just shaped like chicken legs. It's ice cream. The guy's like,
we don't want that. We know what we're doing. Fucker,
this is built for you. Just take the menu.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Just take it. Also, Soggy by Nature for seven a while,
just a fucking awesome band name. You can have that
one for free Internet. You can take it, dude. Soggy
by Nature rocks SBN.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I feel like that's like a old white woman rap group.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I was thinking they were opening for The Biscuit, but
I do you could be.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Right, Limbizcuit's a little too hard. It has to be
more mellow.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I feel like, oh really, I was like they cover
U Rage against the Machine that was in my head.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I mean, if it's like that, or it's like a
jazz cover band, oh, like versions of hip hop songs.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Occuby Nature their lead yeah, their lead instrumentalist place Barry's ACKs.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah heavy.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
They take that base for a walk in the middle
of every single set.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's so true. Speaking of taking things for a walk sack.
Let's take our audience for a walk over to our
next which I people.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I think people won't even think that was planned. But
we had that one in the book. That's the one
thing we planned out today.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
We scripted it out. Yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Football.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
That's why I lost confidence was I was like, what
do we want to talk about next? I think the NFL.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, let's talk about NFL Week eleven, which was a
disgusting week of foot ball and everyone's praising it as
if it was good because games were close.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, don't be disguised.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Don't fall for the little jingle that the NFL is
saying to you when you first arrive here.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
The raising.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Cain's version of what the NFL was was this week
it was not good stuff. But every single week, Jake
and I go through the headlines and name the two
biggest headlines that we don't want to forget. How are
we going to summarize this week at the end of
the season. We remember in past weeks. As I bring
it up last week, I mean, we had Trump cutting

(10:32):
a heel promo, and what a week it has been
for Donald Trump. Following that, we also had a few
weeks before that we had Justin Fields. Bench started, cried,
probably won't make into this version this week, but benched again.
Okayt that what an interesting roundabout for Justin Fields. I mean,
we had every game's a comeback earlier in the year.
We had turf Toe Joe's version, we had Jalen Carter

(10:55):
the spitter, everything. Mark Sanchez was stabbed this year. Do
you want to remember that that was a while ago?
It feels like a lifetime ago. But Jake, what's your
first storyline? What's your first pitch of how we are
going to remember NFL Week eleven.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I was struggling a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't and a few that I could go to
I'm probably gonna go back to some. I sincerely think
this is my top one. So I'm gonna go here,
which is uh, I'm gonna go with. Like, I think
the rams Seahawks game was very important. I think the

(11:34):
storyline to watch is Sam Donald played as bad as
he could and they still almost beat I think the
best team in the NFC. Yeah, and I just like
such a clear like Sam Donald. If you watch his

(11:55):
post gay press conference, he needs like that guy needs
like somebody to watch them. Dude, he's unwell, he does
not feel good about his performance. His teammates rallied though,
like he played so bad. It just made me think
of like the random Jared golf games for the Lions,
where it's like I threw five picks. I don't know

(12:16):
what happened, but we're still good. Like this was an
indication for me, Like I I watched the Rams, and
I was like, I do. I watched the Rams. I
was like, I think you're the best team in the NFC.
And that said, I was like, and I mean the
Seahawks literally couldn't have played made more mistakes if they

(12:36):
wanted to.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, following the game, even with as bad as Stafford
played like he's a very clear cut MVP candidate now,
Like his stock rose from that game, which is weird. Yeah,
it was an interesting situation, but Rams are I agree
it's important. Do we have any more answers after that game?

(13:01):
Like who's the better team? Who's the best team in
the NFC?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well that's what I came away from that game, and
I was like, I felt like I'm getting more consistent
answers from the Rams than the Eagles. And that said,
like if those were two different teams, that'd be such
a trap game for the Rams later, Like it'd be
like you if you wanted to be one of those
two teams when you replayed each other. It's like, the

(13:26):
Seahawks aren't gonna make those It'd be impossible to play
that same game that same way. That doesn't mean the
Rams won't be healthier or better, And maybe Cooper Cupp
had all the answers. I don't know scouting.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I think it was after Monday Night Football last week.
I tweeted out that I think the Super Bowl winner
comes from the West, whether that be AFC or NFC West.
But I think this week kind of solidified that to
me too, Like I'm not counting out the Eagles whatsoever.
But yeah, to your point, I think Rams are legit.
I think Seahawks are legit. I think Broncos are legit.
We'll talk about the East in a second. But I

(14:00):
think the Chiefs are fine. I think they're right there.
I'm not going to count the Chiefs out. I'm not
going to make that stupid decision, but there's I mean,
forty nine ers are winning football games and now they're
getting healthy. That's weird. And interesting. So yeah, I feel
like there's one coast line that matters in the NFL
this year, and it's the West coast. We don't care

(14:23):
about teams in the East. We don't care about teams
North or South. Do you really believe in the Colts?
No one should believe in the Colts?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
So it.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Do you believe in the Bills?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Absolutely not so weird NFL season, to be sure, And
I think the teams in the West are actually legit.
I'll start my headlines with the title of this stream
right now and that Jamar Chase is a despicable human being.
Yeah yeah, so people got a hat Jamar Chase.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
People.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
The biggest headline now from this week at the current
moment is Mr Chase spit on Jalen Ramsey and then
Jalen Ramsey beat his ass rightfully, So Jalen Ramsey should
not have been thrown out for that. He was defending
himself in my opinion. After the game, Jamar Chase looks
straight into the camera, talked to reporters and said, I

(15:16):
didn't spit on nobody, which is bad English and double
negative means he did spin on somebody. But the insinuation
is that he didn't spit on anybody. There was like
five camera angles, like we saw it leaving his way.
We saw it come up as esophagus getting ready to
spit like it was unbelievable. And then now he was suspended.

(15:39):
I was nervous in the NFL wouldn't suspend him because
he's a star. But Jalen Carter, as we remember from
our week one headlines, Jalen Carter the spitter. Jamar Chase
is the liar. And I think we need to go
back and look at absolutely everything this man has ever said,
because I don't think we can take him at his
word anymore. About this. We have eighteen camera angles. Every

(16:03):
time I speak, there's a new camera angle that comes
out Jake, and he's I think you're muted. I'm not
sure how that even happened. What the fuck that is
silencing you?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Do you think Can's got me? Do you think it.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Was purpose you switched microphones?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Do you think it was purposeful?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think something is happening, Big Canes is silencing you,
big chicken. It's trying to silence the show. Take the
show down. You are back.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
It switched to my camera. But you know what else
switched my perspective on Jamar Chase this weekend. I think
that was better than my walk one earlier. I think
you're totally right. I also don't understand athletes do this.
Sometimes they're not the only ones. But my favorite is
when athletes react like we just happened to ask this

(16:59):
Ques Rush. We didn't ask you if you spit on
it because we were just checking in, Like we yeah,
we watched it already. Dude, we've already Why did you
spit on him?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, you're not gonna gaslight me, motherfucker. We watched you
do it. Like, what's the deal with this? Isn't This
isn't a thing. This is like the most disrespectful thing
of all time. It's happened twice in the NFL, It's
happening in college this year. Like, what's going on? Why
are we just sitting on people?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
This isn't the most disrespectful thing. Your point is taking,
Yes it is. No, I will not in a universe
where in a universe where Draymond Green couldn't stop kicking
people in the dick no matter how hard he tried, that's.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
At least part of the game.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, it was not part of the game. He tried
to make box him out out of the game with
your foot in his testes. No way, dude, I hear
you put your.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Ass into him box them out. Can't kick you that way.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Mason Rudolph was more disrespectful. Miles Garrett taught him a lesson,
you know, uh allegedly, but.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Maybe somebody should teach Jamar Chase a lesson, not a
spitting but for Lyne for lie.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I I to your point before I sidetracked myself. I
also think there's no doubt in my mind this is
worse because yes, not like an option was for him
to say it was an accident. We would have called
a BS on that too, sure, but we would have
engaged with it because of course it's what he says.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
But or just take the easy way on and said, yeah,
he said something to me first, absolute jaliated. I shouldn't
have retaliated.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
It's worse because there were two options and he picked
door number three.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah I didn't do that, okay, So like it just
kind of it's the raising cade's response. It's the seventeen
seventeen thing. It's like, I didn't know this was even
an option. Wh what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yes? Was you like door number one or door number two?
There aren't any doors. That wasn't one of the options.
Motherfucker pick a door, like apologize or justify I didn't
do it. It's crazy. It is the wildest response it also, Listen,
one of the outcomes was that people thought you would

(19:13):
be immature and uh spiteful and dodging this in any
way does not help that. Look like you've just allowed
us all to jump to the reason, which is your petty.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Bitch right right, it's it was just weird and spinning
on somebody is the most disrespectful on the football field. Okay,
that's the most disrespectful thing you can do.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
You know, I get what you're saying, because it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Worst thing you can do, worst things, but most Higgins
killed a man on the field a couple of years ago,
his teammate.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Nothing's been more disrespectful than what Ataneo Brown did to
that one punter.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
That's also disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, I went out of his way to kick him
in the face. But yes, or what Mike Tomlin did
to Jacoby Jones, May he rest in peace?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Is he dead?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Jacoby Jones just passed away. It's really like that I've done,
was it from the trip? I like to think so
that finally Mike Tomlin will be held accountable.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Tomlin was looking up at the Jumbo trom We know this.
It's yes, not his fault.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Thank god I did remember this. Not thank god he
was dead.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
You are here.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
No good scenario, No good scenario.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I regretfully reporting that Jacoby Jones did.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Jake's broken up about it. Let Jake gather himself. He's
really he's really sad here about the time.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Sorry for folks who are confused. One time on the show,
I made a heartfelt believe it's actually learned more about
Prince Fielder, and I was really sad he died and
he is retired, and it's still it haunts me a
little bit. So I was happy to get this one correct.
But unfortunately he has passed so no longer with us.

(21:13):
But the memory of how he was wronged, which I've
always been an advocate of, Mike Tomlin knows what he did.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, we need to get you media credentials so you
could ask him that question.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I did need.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
My question is just a statement.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So I was thinking about this the other day, So
ride with me on this. There's a show on Netflix
called Struck by Lightning. It's about the I want to
make sure I get the name right, but it's about
the election of James Garfield and his assassination. It's pretty good,
Michael Shannon, it's good so far. So in there they

(21:51):
talk about, uh, you know, like what death by Lightning? Okay?
Similar they talk about like what sticks with you when
you run for president? And I was like, I don't know.
I was like, if I ran for president, what the
fuck would they make fun of me for? And I'm
now thinking about I run for president something. They're like.
Jake Cosman, political contenter ruthlessly mocked the death of Jacoby Jones.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Mm hmm he did.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
He laughed in the face after just saying the words
that he died.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, I couldn't hold it together. Also celebrated the
death of Toby Keith one week before he died.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
He did, he drove him into an early grave. It
was not cool.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Timing was really unfortunate.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
But I rate a song song men of our of
our era.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You could that's not true.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
You don't believe that Red Solo Cup.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I like that song You're not gonna give me on
red Solo Cup. But I just you know, I think
you just.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Wanted to talk about him.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I want to talk about me. I want to talk
about ah. Dude, he's got.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Bob's He's the Jimmy Buffett of country. What else do
you want to say about it? That's funny Jimmy Buffett's
a billionaire, which means Toby Keith is essentially a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Was is that funny?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
No? My own ineptitude was the funny part. Great really
struggled my second storyline. I'm glad you asked uh is
you'll help me find the words for it. I feel
like I'm trying to avoid it because it's boring, but
doesn't mean it's not a storyline to follow. I definitely
think it's one of the biggest storylines. I think it's

(23:38):
the the Denver Broncos in Chiefs game, and just like
where it leaves the fortunes of those two teams, Like
I I I'm not into the like listen sports talks
having a field Way Field Day by going are the
Chiefs dead? And the answers now?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
But but that's that's the main takeaway this week.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I think though, is I think this is the biggest takeaway,
whether the Chiefs make the playoffs or not, Like they're
in a ridiculously tough division. I think the takeaway could
just be they might not make it. I don't know
if they will. I won't bet against that standards, they
might not make it.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Dead, I mean end of an era?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Does that end the era? If they missed the playoffs?
I honestly don't even know. I've been AFC Championship every year.
If they missed the playoffs and they make the playoffs
next year, make the super Bowl next year, is that
the sort of a new era or no?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
To me, it feels like the year that Houston won
the NBA Finals in the nineties, Like, if they missed
the playoffs, don't make it at all. Whatever money you have, people,
I'm not a betting expert, but I would advise Carmel
wants you to bet on the Buffalo Bills because a

(24:59):
year that she Chiefs don't make it, that rights itself.
We did it everyone, There's no asterisk. What possibly could
there be left to wonder?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
That's right, that's right. That week one next year they
play the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, top the first time they've lost the regular season
in thirty years.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point, that would be.
That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Maybe that's why I'm not trying to get too excited,
because there's so many storylines with it, of like, especially
if somehow after this week, if the Ravens can finish strong,
which by the way, they're in good shape like Pittsburgh's
in a tough way, they're like one game behind Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Ravens are fine, Like it's either Ravens or Steelers that
makes the playoffs though, But the thing that really kills
the Chiefs here is that the Jags won. Like they
need the they need the charters to lose out now,
because if the Jags lost, then they would have had
the same record as the Chiefs. Still and they're perfectly
good to go and find I have. Jags are still

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not great, so I think Chiefs can still sneak in,
but it's gonna be a lot tougher.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
We do family pick them. I have incorrectly guessed the
outcome of the Jaguars game every week this year. I
cannot pin them down to save my life. It is
the opposite of how I feel about Carolina. Something's having
in Carolina in a good way. The Jags, you're cursed.
I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I've got no

(26:24):
read on how good you are, and I think you're
gonna make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I mean, Chargers are the exact same team who they
just stomped the embarrassed. Yes, like I don't. I don't
trust either one of them. That's why it's like, at
least if you talk to me three weeks ago or
two weeks ago, maybe probably the start of last week. Honestly,
I would have said Jags and Chargers both fall out,
and the Chiefs and Ravens both make it and the

(26:50):
Steelers make it.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well, now, I don't know to not leave the Chiefs
game too fast. The other takeaway I had, and I
wanted to see if you had pushback on it, is
I know, I know they've had a ton of close games,
so I guess that would be the knock. I didn't
leave the game going, oh my god, the Broncos are
the best team in the AFC. But I left the
game going like the Broncos are maybe boring and like

(27:13):
maybe low ceiling, but they're good. They're like very considerent. Yeah,
they're solid, That's what I wanted to say, but that's
gonna feel like an insult.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
But like their defense is historic, so good.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
And I think they're coaching shows out. They're in all
these close games because they have a historic defense, to
your point, and I think they just have out coached
literally every team they've played every game this year, even
the ones they've lost.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
And bo Nicks I think has played bad this year,
but in the fourth quarter he figures it out. He
at least doesn't lose the game. So if you want
to call them the team of destiny, like they fit that.
After this game, I don't think they legitimize themselves anymore,
but I think they probably should because now they go
to the bye week, they can figure out their offense
a little bit. But yeah, I feel like they're winning

(28:06):
all these close games. It really kind of this momentum
I feel like started on the day that they honored
to Marius Thomas and put up a statue there. Like
it feels like every time it's a fourth quarter, it's
a one drive to win the game, and it's the Broncos.
Like it feels like gets Tim Tebow to de Marius
Thomas hell of a throw by tea boat by the way,

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and like they're gonna win that game. Like that's what
this whole season feels like for them.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, I just like they don't feel fluky at all
to me. I know all their games have been close,
but also their losses have been close, so including one
to the Bears. They absolutely should not have lost. So true,
but I think just that whole takeaways like at some
point you got a reward and merit, like what the

(28:53):
Broncos are doing. I think I agree with you that,
Like I don't know if this is the stamp for
the Broncos, but I left the game going I don't know.
I have a lot of questions. This is the way
to word it. I have a lot of question marks
with AFC playoff contenders. They have removed themselves from the
question mark list for me.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Oh for sure, they can beat anybody the issues. They've
shown that they can. I mean, they didn't lose those games,
but they can lose to anybody like they should have
lost to the Giants.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
You know, by the way, to not to like hijack
this conversation because it becomes a different thing. You're so
right about who they've lost to like it's so wild.
It also goes to show like these playoff pictures are
so fun right now and for two totally different reasons.
And the AFC, it's I would say, you'd have three
teams that we all go your playoff teams, but they're

(29:45):
not like like Bills are obvious, so that like they're
the most obvious of the three, but they're not the
best in their division. Like it's like I would say
Patriots and Bills and Denver feel like the obvious playoff picks,
and otherwise like we don't. I don't really know, Like
the AFC South is one of two teams, the AFC
North is one of two teams. But do those other

(30:07):
teams make the playoffs? I don't know. And then the
AFC West is gonna eat each other.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, Well, the Colts to your point, like people would
say a few weeks ago would say the Colts are
the best overall team in the league. The only thing
that they've done since then is ad Sauce Gardner, so
they should be like a top tier team. However, they
come off their by to play in Kansas City, so which,
by the way, that could put the nail in the

(30:32):
coffin of Kansas City if the Colts are legit or
they will lose. After that, they play Houston, Jacksonville Seattle
forty nine ers Jacksonville Houston. Is there any game you
feel comfortable picking the Colts to win?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
It's crazy. And it's also like, like the Jags have
a good record, like a good record, so it's and
that's all, well, I think we're all still going hell.
I mean, the Chiefs are going to find a way
to make it in like and that's you know, like
so it's just weird there and I think some like

(31:07):
I'm finding myself becoming comfortable with like, ah, only Baltimore
or Pittsburgh is going to make it. That is not
like the common knowledge and wasn't the idea at the
start the season. So it's it's wild there. Meanwhile, in
the NFC, it's not. It's almost fun because it's not
open at all. It's just which of these divisions from
hell is going to ruin it for themselves because it's

(31:31):
like the Buccaneers and Panthers are weird, are like a
game apart, and it feels like that division is inevitable,
which isn't fair, but it feels like it is it
is weird.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
They both have six wins.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh, the same record. There you go.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
They might be just have one more loss, but they
have the same number of wins.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So but that feels like even if you wanted to
be like the Panthers will find a way to make
themselves out of it. Sure, I would say they have
a lot of weird wins in tiebreakers scenarios. But uh,
NFC East. Okay, maybe it's just the Eagles, But I
was stunned when I looked the North and the West
are the exact same divisions. It is unbelievable. Like you

(32:16):
can argue about like what teams what, but it's like
those divisions are gonna who's gonna win, and like like
they both want to bring three teams to the dance.
And by the way, the fourth team of those divisions
is going to be pissed to miss.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, Vikings are probably playing. Vikings and Cardinals are probably
both the worst of the bunch. Yes, Vikings have all
the tools to be great. They just can't get your
nemesis JJ McCarthy to string it together at this point.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
No, But.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
If we want to talk about like throwback throw back Week,
eleven here for the Flurry Sports podcast. The Bears are
technically leading the NFC North, and I don't think anyone
believes that.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, so this is what it was good. Look they
have Each division has a conventional like coming into the
season powerhouse that will remain to be in the Lions
and the Rams, where it's like you can argue how good,
but not if they're good? Like those should both make it.
They both have a perennially good like dark horse team

(33:19):
that everyone thinks will find a way to sneak in,
but who knows if they'll string it together. And the
Packers and the Niners, like there's questions there, different questions,
but on both sides of like, no one like believes
in the Packers. They keep winning just terribly and the
Niners keep killing people and no one believes in them.
Rugberty came back, they stopped somebody. Yeah yeah, Cardinals so

(33:43):
still but like no one believes in them. And then
they both have just an impostor an impostor in the throne.
No one believes it, Sam Dart Old Seahawks and myself included,
no one should believe in the Chicago Bears. It's a
testy what they've done. It's unbelievable that they're leading that division.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
It is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
And the schedule is about to really expose who they are,
whether they're great, whether they're bad this week, and it's
an unfortunate situation if it plays out the way it's
looking like. They play at home against the Steelers. Sounds
like Aaron Rodgers may not be able to play because
he broke his wrist. That's terrible, that's sad. After that,

(34:27):
they go to Philly, they go to Green Bay, they
have a nice little trap game of home against the Browns,
who Miles Garrett gets to tee off on them. Then
they're home against the Packers at San Francisco home against Detroit.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Have fun.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, good luck. I think that's gonna come back. Well,
all these divisional opponents still have to play each other
at least four times.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
NFC North is like nowhere close to being decided.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yes, well right in the divisions themselves, but it's like
if you steal, I think most people are like the
Cardinals are out. Vikings want to be contenders still. So
let's say between those two divisions there's seven playoff hopefuls. Okay,
like maybe maybe five of you make it. I just

(35:14):
have a feeling that it's like Carolina or Dallas is
going to find a way to sneak in. Well, they're
all beating up on each other.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I mean, Carolina's got some nice tiebreakers. But to your point,
Packers Vikings play this week. If the Packers lose and
they don't have Josh Shacobs, they're missing other people. They
go to six four and one, Vikings go to five
six and oh and there's another game between them. Like,
Packers last year won one divisional game on a fluke.
They got one divisional win under their belt already this year,

(35:43):
if they win just one divisional game again, they're not
going to make the playoffs. Like that's how important the
end of the season is right now. But the Panthers,
I just want to bring up their schedule really quick.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Just you can talk about the Panthers as much as
you want. You never have to apologize for bringing up
the Panthers.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Of me.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Their schedule stinks. It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
They go to San Francisco on Monday Night football next week,
They're home against the Rams after that, then they have
their bye. Finally, they haven't had a bye week yet
and then they go to New Orleans home against Tampa,
home against Seattle to Tampa.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
But can you imagine if they win both those Tampa games.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean, that would probably somehow get Baker kicked
out of the league. I don't know how. But the
the year were like, He's gonna win MVP, and it'd
be like, told you he's no good. He lost twice
to Carolina. I don't think they will, but I as

(36:43):
much as we shoot on him, they're very well coached.
We've said that in the past, and they run the
damn ball. They're competitive in every game because they keep
it on the ground and they control the clock. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, it's not it's not difficult complex football, It's very simple.
I want to tie a ball on it because with this,
because I think the biggest story line out of all
the teams we talked about is the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Are they dead? Are they not?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Everyone circled this pass game against Denver and said, if
they win, they'll probably find a way to win the division.
They're in the playoffs. If they lose, there's a decent
chance they missed the playoffs. The rest of their season
is home against the Colts to Dallas home against the Texans,
and Charters to Tennessee home against Denver. And then the

(37:30):
final week, which I can only assume everything is going
to come down to this. They go to Las Vegas
and I can only assume that's going to be primetime football.
I mean, the home of sports betting, right, the biggest hub.
Everyone's going to be hammering the Chiefs to make the
playoffs against the Raiders, against Geno Smith, against probably I

(37:52):
mean maybe even Kenny Picott at that point, against Pete Carroll.
Like this just feels like the Chiefs are in. I
don't know why anyone would truly count them out at
this point with that schedule. Yeah, because all they really
have to do. It feels like the Chargers are done
with the injuries they have. If they win against the Colts,
all they need to do is circle that game against

(38:12):
Denver and beat Denver, and I think they're in.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
God, I mean, I think you're right, and I still
think that that makes the most sense. We're in crunch time, though,
we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I think, uh, yeah, another loss they have to win out.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
We didn't bring this up at storyline, so I'll say
it here. Also, I don't know what the fuck's going
on in Miami, but I you know, you don't want
to play them right now either, So there's teams that
could screw it up for somebody, right And by.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
The way, I guess I just said they have to
win out, maybe they don't if they win the rest
of their games, which is very possible with the schedule
I just read, right, Yeah, they would be twelve and five.
Like that's a very good record.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
That's why it's like this stuff is fun to watch
math Man. Literally, no one's eliminated. If anyone wins eight
in a row.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
There's what they want.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I think I think they have four wins, so I
think they'd have twelve wins.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
They are at eleven, so there would be a ten
ten and seven, which is borderline playoffs one.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Hundred, one hundred percent. And also, I mean with the
current AFC picture, with as low as the AFC North
is right now, well, I guess it's booed because all
the other divisions are higher. But I I mean a
ten win playoff team is likely. I would say, doesn't

(39:43):
mean it has to be them.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
It's also kind of fun to think that absolutely dead, atrocious, horrible,
Dolphins have one fewer win than the very much alive
Baltimore Ravens who are surging.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yes, but that's the whole deal is Like, you're correct,
it is funny that's the Ravens are gonna win that division.
That's just what's gonna happen. So I think that's a
little different. But also it's a fair point there. I mean,
it is very true between how people are trying to
talk about the Chiefs and the Dolphins. True, that's the

(40:18):
most dead the Chiefs are is how close the record
is to Miami.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Very true.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
The I mean, the two other really quick storylines, I
have one, not big, but it's true. The weather, the
wind in general, took over the entire week, made a
bunch of weird kicks, made terrible punts, made terrible throws.
It was extremely windy in a bunch of games. But
then what I'm just calling back up bonanza, I don't

(40:46):
even know. Here's all the backup quarterbacks we saw this
week and is disgusting. We saw Jameis Winston, Malik Willis,
Schadur Sanders, Jacoby Brissette, Kirk Cousins, Joe Flacco, Mason, Rudolph Davis, Mills, Tree, Lance,
Marcus Mariota, and Andy Dalton, like a third of the
Leade team, more than a third of the teams in

(41:06):
the league. And we had a couple teams not play
obviously had backups in whether it's because of injuries coming in,
whether it be because they already started because of injuries.
And then you can add to it next week because
Justin Fields just got benched again for Tyrod Taylor, maybe
officially official last time he got bench for Tyrod Taylor,
Tyrod essentially died.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Hold your laughter, Jake, and then.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
He did laugh, thank you, and then he had to
get thrown back into the fire essentially. But I mean,
this is insane. The amount of backup quarterbacks we're seeing
right now is stupid. Yeah, now Kirk Cousins is a
starter the rest of the year in Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
By the way, how partictable that happened right after the
trade deadline?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
True?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
True, it would have been funnier if they traded him
away and then all of a sudden he's done.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
True, it's very true. I guess that would have also
been a possibility. I man, yeah, all the injuries, Lane
Johnson out too, I feel like we've got some bad
football teams out there.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Bad football teams and just bad quarterback play. Now Joe
Burrow is trying to come back in a couple of weeks.
Why why Yeah, Bengals keep losing games. Joe Burrow keeps
chomping at the bit to come back, and he will.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Can we predict you and me right now? What team
will Burrow be on when he wins the Super Bowl?
I think he's gonna get one. I think it's gonna
be on like a wild ass like team when when
Cincinnati gives up on him rather than investing over time
in lineman.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Right, it'd be interesting to see. Maybe he's the first
one to bring a Super Bowl to Jacksonville.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
That's fun. I was singing, that's Pete Carroll's boy.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Vegas is interesting, Vegas is super interesting.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Arizona maybe m hm, oh, oh, I have a pitch
for you. You're gonna like, Oh, Saints quarterback goes back
to Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh that's good. I would love that. Okay, that's what
I want to happen. What I was gonna say, Saints tying.
Can't you just see like somehow the Broncos we talk
them into it. We'll give you a healthy.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah, that's in a dream.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah. I saw Payne gets Joe Burrow. That would be jover.
It would be jover.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
So let's settle on our two headlines for the weekend. Liss,
you have any other ones?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Nope? Those were my picks. I think case for sure,
it is a liar?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Is the headline there?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Okay? And then is it? Is it specifically the Chiefs?
That's what people are talking about, But is it.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I think it has to be them. I think the
Chiefs are in trouble dead.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
So well, I just want to remind everybody. Week seven
headline was the Chiefs is the Chiefs, they were all
the way back and then now Chiefs are dead.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Also another headline from previous week four, Ravens are dead.
There now all the way back. And that is sort
of the point of these headlines. That's what we wanted
to We wanted to take the temperature of the NFL
world every single week and just show hey, remember remember
when we all said this, let's just remind ourselves say hey,

(44:31):
maybe we're over reacting a little bit. So I'm excited
for when we have the headline of the Chiefs being
all the way back again, which is a couple of
weeks away.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I assume.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I it might be next week.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
They win over a contender like Indianapolis. How could they
not be back right? Okay, I have a special segment
for us, Jake. Yes, you and I are fans of
the Levittard Show, and one of our favorite things that
they would do is the looks like game. This coach

(45:07):
looks like X. Do you have a classic example that
we can give the people.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I think one for a long time was that jeff
A and Gundy looks like the guy who's hanging around
a concession stand but never makes a decision.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Very good. That's a very good one.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, They've had plenty of great ones. There is great
ones with Ben McAdoo.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I do a lot of really good ones.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, yes, yes, So what we're going to do is
I just got some prompts, and I think we're going
to figure out what which coach or player in the
NFL best fits this. And if you're watching this after
the fact, if you're watching this now, definitely chime in
with your opinions as well. I have a couple of
opinions for a couple of these, So I'm excited to

(45:59):
see if Jake aligns with me without me actually saying it.
This first one really excites me. So I'm gonna start
with this, and it's the one that I have the
most clear answer for. So, which NFL head coach is
the kid at the pool with like who swims up
to you out of breath and just stares at you
and has like the booger streaming down his face.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Ooh okay, that's good. That is very funny. Now is
this person a schmuck or they just like so out
of it that they don't know I just a weird kid.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
A lot of times you're like swimming under the water
and they'll like swim directly into your junk and then
they'll come up with the goggles completely on.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
You know what, it's Brian Schohanheimer.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
You think it's shoddy.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I think it's shoddy.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
In my opinion, I saw Jim Harbaugh as this kid.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Oh okay, I gotcha.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
He feels like a starer. He just stares at you.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
That I mean, that's not untrue. He definitely stares the people.
He's a weirdo. Yeah, he's a loser. I guess to
be really mean, that's really unfair. But yeah, I don't
know if Mike McCarthy was still coaching. Maybe that's it's
just the residual of Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
You think Mike McCarthy wears goggles. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I think Mike McCarthy, much like our beloved family member Hannah,
has a tough time in the pool.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
H Yeah, definitely shots fired.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Next one which coach or player? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
But I was thinking coach? Which coach looks like a
fake doctor? And a commercial that is pushing a once
daily medicine that you should get tested for today.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Okay, this is very good. I have a couple of
good answers here. I want to go older. I feel
like they're playing to an older clientele in the commercial,
and so for that I go Pete Carroll.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Pete Carroll's very good. Pee Carroll definitely has a stethoscope
in his office right now. Yeah, he's testing the pulse
out of everybody and he works it into whatever motivational
thing he's doing.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
If not Pete Carroll, I want to get another look
at this guy to see for sure. Todd Bowles I
do think could be Todd.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Could be Todd for whatever reason, I feel like if
he cleans up a little bit, I feel like could
look like that guy for sure.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Oh, I changed Siriani's snotty in the pool.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
He is snotty in the pool.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
What about Mike McDaniel for the fake doctor on the Nose?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
I I mean I think so too. Mike McDaniel is
in the CBD commercial for sure, I don't you know.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, very true. Which coach would go
up to a player who which coach looks like they'd
go up to a player who just limped off the field,
grab their arm and say, oh, looks like we're gonna
have to amputate that.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, not Brian Table, because he just send it back in.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
That's right, he doesn't believe.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
In looks like we're gonna have to amputate. Is that Campbell?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
M I can see Dan Campbell having some very like
dadisms for sure.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Oh that's where you're going, like, we got to make
a joke.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's I don't think it's serious.
I think I can see him doing that a bloodied
Jared Gough for sure. I also think Andy Reid, Yeah, yeah,
Andy Reid definitely feels that way too, Dan Campbell is
a very good one that I wasn't thinking.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Dan Campbell, I think we gotta amputate and they slaps
him on the ass and sends back up.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yeah, for sure Foot turned the wrong way, like yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, Which, why can't I write that I'm reading some
of these for the first time in a week because
I prepared this last week.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Fun that's what.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Really, this is a good one for me. I think
it's funny. Which coach looks like they'd show up with
oral herpes to a press conference next week?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
So good? Sean Casey, Sean Who do you think Sean
Casey is?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Again?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Oh Jesus Christ, I always do this.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Oh Liam Cohen, Cohen's good.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I always do that. I really. If I ever say
Sean Casey, it's him. That's what I think his name is. Yeah,
Liam Cohen.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I feel like Shanahan is good for this as well.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yes, not in the or if there's a player too,
Belichick's Belichick would be funny.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, and I can tell you who you got it from,
go for it doesn't yet have her own health insurance?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
True.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, that's that's a great point. Is there any is
there that fits that you think.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
M yes, uh, I think is that fair? I don't
know why I wanted to do Lanson.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Dickerson. Baby, maybe that's fair. I'm trying to think of
just some.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I don't think linemen have good like I don't know
if they're I don't know if they're watching the lips health.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
You know that's true. Yeah, we you know, act first,
think later, for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Every name that came up with centers, I'm just gonna
name different team centers. I just feel like a lot
of them. I wanted to say that guy, uh, the
guy from Tampa.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh, you're thinking of Ryan Jensen.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I think, yes, Ryan Jetson.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Retired, but that would fit for sure.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
True.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
So he's just probably covered in him now, Oh he's
just covered. Yeah, he's just a bagel cold sore.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Gross.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Which coach looks like they didn't have to put their
toys away as a kid, not that they didn't put
their toys away, that their parents would do it for them.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
They're that pretentious little asshole kid.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
That's awesome, that's really good. Do you have one off
the top off the rip?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
What I should do?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I forgot I did this so I have pictures of
the coaches here so we can scroll if we need to.
So which coach looks like they didn't have to put
their toys away as a kid.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It's not as Ben Johnson.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
That definitely feels that way.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Ben Johnson, for sure, it's not his fault. Dave Canalis
looks like that.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Mmm okay, uh not him way, I mean he would
do that now.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
No, picture of Sethoscope around Todd b that's good, That's
a very good one.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Gannon.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Maybe picture I mean that picture of Jim I.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Mean, picture him in a swimming pool. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I mean that's good. Andy sik Stiking maybe maybe, Yeah,
for sure. Not Dan Quinn, he's too cool. You think
he does look like goggles.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Kids the underwater. No, No, I thought of him. I
thought of Mike McDaniel. But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Oh. Cohen to me definitely feels that way.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Cohen for sure.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Sean Casey, Sean Casey, Yeah, Lafloor, maybe maybe you think Canalis.
I don't think Canalis.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I found a really pretty boy looking photo of him
and it made me think about it. Rabele always cleans up.
He cleaned up other people's toys, Yeah for sure. Pete
Carroll maybe Pete Little Moore, No way, Kellen. Kellen Moore
hasn't made for his toys.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Oh yeah for sure. Yeah he has a little bell.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, but he's Okay, that's very good.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Okay, a couple more here.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
This is good by anyway?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I like this good? Oh okay. So which coach doesn't
have to be a head coach? You can think of
offensive coordinators as well, But which coach looks like they'd say,
let's rock and roll in the quarterback's helmet before the
first play in a drive?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I mean, let's get the easy ones off the board.
Damn Campbell. Every time he says before every play, he
somehow got into the other quarterbacks helmet?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
What's rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Man? Jesus Christ drive against him? So I'm just seeing
the guys you're gung ho because I do think maybe
Jim Harbaugh mm.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Hmm yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I do think in the lusoriest way ever. Uh oh,
Jesus Christ. I honestly, Liam Cohen Cohen, I can't remember
his name. I wanted. I was like Sean uh, Sean Casey,
Liam Cohen for sure?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Dan Campbell's good.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Does Rabel no energy?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Rabel's never said a cliche or like a something anything
like that in his life.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, I just don't think he's Yeah, I don't know why.
I want to say stichen.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Stiens Schottenheimer's could win too.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah. Oh, Kellen Moore, that fucking.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I don't know Kelli Moore. I don't think even spice cracks.
Look look at Dan Quid though, maybe he would say it.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Oh. I think he says, let's rock and roll into
the middle linebacker's helmet on a drop it.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Right right, I mean any play call that he's calling
in so he would be doing defense, but I think so.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Andy Reid wouldn't say it. Jim Harbaugh is very good.
Jonathan Gannon, I feel like would say it, but he
would stutter as he.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Said it sucks.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, I means sorry about it. Mm hmmm mmm.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
No. I feel like Shot Payton would say something very
racist in about Dix's helmet.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Melt check on like the white linebacker. He would say
something like a coffee check or something true seven off
the cuff, yeah for sure, which which coach looks like
he has a case of the Mondays all the time.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No, Shade, I love this coach.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
But Rabel, Yeah, Yeah, Rabel's good. Shanahan is never happy
to be anywhere.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Never, That's a great one. Always forget about oh Champagne, Sean.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Payton for sure. Yeah, he's never wants to do anything.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
No, dan Quinn's so happy.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Yeah, not dan Quinn.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Mike McDaniel, Yeah, at this point for sure.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Mike mondays baby yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
And even when he's in a good mood, I'm always
like and this is I've never felt this way about
any other human in my life. Mike McDaniel comes on
my TV and that goes you forgot the shave?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
True, that's a good point. Do I have any other ones?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Who's the Titans coach right now?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I don't know who it is now because he got fired.
I don't know who's standing in.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Is it Mike McCoy or is he the one fired?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Is Mike McCoy standing in? He wasn't fired?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Great, Mike McCoy is the interim Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Okay, he's kind of a du fist.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Mike McCoy looks like an extra in a rectile dysfunction commercial.
I'll tell you that one free which quarterback? I was
trying to workshop this one, but which quarterback? Looks like
they'd throw a hospital ball to the receiver and then
when they come back they would just do finger.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Guns at him.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yes, Josh Allen.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Josh add for sure. Yeah, I'm singing Jackson Dart.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Jameis Winston read him a Bible quote as he did it.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah, Jamis would tell the why it was such a
good opportunity.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Jameis Winston, I guarantee did this this last game through
a hospital ball. And then he yelled out, God only
gives his strongest battles to his strongest warriors.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yeah, for sure, for sure, Jamis is so good for
just humankind.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
He's God. I'm so he needs to start the rest
of the year. Just let him have fun. Else loves
a finger gun, That's true. That's like what I'm getting
hung up on a little bit. Daniel Jones. Maybe maybe
uh does bow Nicks love a finger gun?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Mmm?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I don't know how does he? Uh? I think brock
Purty does. Maybe Las Fair finger gun. This guy doesn't
play in the league anymore. Ryan Fitzpatrick check he's also retired.
Alex Smith. All the time, I could.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Feel think you think he likes a finger gun?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yes, only on hospital the balls, not for anything, just
shoot him a fingergun like I've been there too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, Hey, you know what, let's let's play. You know,
next snap, gotta move on to the next play. That's right,
Which coach looks like they'd ask what's the damage when
the receipt arrives, but then tells the waitress they brought
the wrong one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Oh wait, okay, talk me through this scenario. So what's
the damage? I'm in on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
But then so the bills commonly go what's the damage?
They look at the receipt, and then they go to
the waitress and say, oh, it looks like I think
you brought the wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
One, even though it's the right one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yes, of course, got it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
What's the damage, but then tries to get out of it.
Mike McDaniel.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Mike McDaniel's good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Sean McDermott, Sean mcdermot's very good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
That's a great one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Oh, Sean Payton absolutely doesn't want to pay that check.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Sean Payton's good. I could see Dan Campbell doing it,
maybe half serious, not fully serious. Yeah, but he's also
like he's like gritting his teeth a little bit, like
it's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
But that's true. I gotta take a look at.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Oh John Harbaugh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
I thought, Yes, I agree. I think Mike McDonalds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
This guy never has wanted to pay a bill in
his life.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
No, I think Mike McDonald of the Seahawks. M he's nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
He is nervous. He's always nervous. That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Yeah, Oh, Ben Johnson.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Ben Johnson's good. This is the last one I got.
I was writing something that was the last one I got.
I was just writing down throughout the week when I
thought about something random.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Uh, I've got one that I just off the cuff,
But I think it's one we have. We can end
on this, okay, Uh, I've got one on top of mind,
so we can start talking about, uh, which head coach
would be most likely to instigate a fight with someone?
And then yeah, hold me back before anyone actually threatens

(01:02:20):
to get involved, just doesn't want.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Cohen already did that, Lillam Cohen?

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
You mean that Liam Cohen R one hundred percent, Liam Cohen,
hold me back?

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
God what a do fist?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah for sure, Kellen Moore, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
His voys crags.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Yeah, yeah, without he's reaching for somebody to hold it back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's what I'm picturing in my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kellen Moore, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I can see Dave Ball potentially doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
He's gone now, but I think Daball's a really good
pick by you. I do like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Would the Floor do that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I was? I think because we landed on it at
the same time, I would say yes, I think Lafleur might.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I was workshopping when I still don't have a good
prompt for it, but I already have a coach admined
for it. It's which coach looks like inserts something about
a Hallmark movie and it's Matt Leaflor.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I don't know what the prompt is. I've got one
that fits. Uh uh? Which head coach looks like the
perfectly fine boyfriend who will be broken up with by
the end of the Hallmark movie because he doesn't believe
it Christmas enough?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah, absolutely, Ben Johnson.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yes, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
They're just too addicted to their job, don't have enough
time romantic interest. Herein m Okay, Aaron Glenn would get
broken up with because he refused to say he did
believe in Christmas or not that ask him, you wouldn't say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yes, He's just I don't believe that, but it's my belief,
it's not yours. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Yeah, I don't think that's my what. I don't think
you need to know. That's for me to say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Yes, And I think it goes without saying. She breaks
up with them so she can end up with Dave Canalis.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Mm. Yeah, he feels like he feels like such a good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Dude, such a good dude. Oh, she breaks up with
Brian Schotheimer. That's too big of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
An upgrade, going from Shoddy to Canalis.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Are you kidding me crazy? I know, I'm trying to
think of guys. They have to be the same age range.
I mean, Pete Carroll's the dad in the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Andy Reid is the old man who rocks around who's actually.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Sama Yes the whole time you kind of know, but yeah,
he reveals it at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah, yep, I think, okay, you have to obviously drop
him in age a bit. But John Harbaugh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Is the one they it's the one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
She would break up if he doesn't understand why Christmas
is so big. There's three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Yeah, John Harbaugh's skeptical. He hasn't celebrated a single holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
No, he used to ask Santa for socks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yes, still for sure, by the way, and then Jim
Harbaugh feels like the most dedicated.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Elf for Santa.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
He he wrote letters to Santa for job.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
He'd write justice he was afraid he wouldn't get a present.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Correct. Yes, yes, I think we've cracked that wide open.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Yeah, that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Who which coach looks like they would write a letter
for their sibling to Santa because they're afraid they wouldn't
get a president Jim for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Marva's really good. I mean, let me say something nice
about him. I guess that's Liam Cohen lit. Really wants
a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Sure it's strategic for him though.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Connell Kevin O'Connell's pretty good. Yeah, he's also the boyfriend
that gets broken up with. I feel like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
That he's a good one. Who else is like so
paranoid the writing sand to double letters? Andy?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
I could see Andy, and oh this is good? Quinn,
Dan Quinn's good, Dan Campbell's good. Oh, Dan Campbell for sure,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Ben Johnson wouldn't write the letter, but he'd get very
angry at his sibling for not writing one himself.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
The same about Dimico Ryans. Yes, yes, I believe it's
Santa Loser. Then he walks away.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, why don't you If you don't do it, then
you can't get a present, idiot?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah, just does it does? Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
You talking about very good, very good? Anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
And by the way, if you have any prompts for
future ones, please let us know or answers for the
ones that we said already, let us know anything else
to go out on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Here, Jake, No, I think those are the big ones.
We'll tease some college football stuff for next week, which
is just fine and dandy because we'll really know some
stuff next week. All I'd like to say in the
college football round is a lot of stuff happened this weekend, Zach.
And for those who want something to follow a log
at home, Utah is fucking screwed. I don't know anything else.

(01:07:51):
They're running out of spots for Big ten and SEC
teams because Texas lost USC is right there. You're gonna
tell me they're gonna take Utah instead of like Fandy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Yeah, that's true. There's no shot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
It's just tough. They played them themselves into a tough boat.
And by the way, because of last year. They panic
so much. Utah is gonna miss and so is either
Georgia Tech or Miami, and USF is gonna get in.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
USAF.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
You think the top five conference winners got to get
in because Notre Dame's a fucking coward. It's gonna be.
It's set. It's definitely gonna be the Big ten, the SEC,
the ACC, the Big twelve, and then it might not
be USF, but it's gonna be. They're only allowing if again.

(01:08:44):
We can talk more about this next week. My big
conspiracy theories. They've just clogged the top twenty five with
power conference teams.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Sure, I mean, WEF is the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Only non top four team in the top twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I mean, are they still technically the national champions? Are
they still claiming that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
I think so? And by the way, it might not
be them like they have to play Navy for their
divisional crown, but they're they have very purposely Navy only
as one loss and hasn't them in. USF will not
be in the top twenty five at the same time,
because they don't want people to even think about what
more than one of them sneaking in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Okay, Okay, that yeah, we should take a deep dive
on two things next week. That and then while you're talking,
I looked up Raising Caine sayings.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Okay, it sounds like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
It sounds like there's nothing that's like standard no across
the industry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
They do it for the love of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Hey, hi, ho wants them chicken to go? I've never
heard that one. No, by the way, no shit, I
mean the fucking drive through. What do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
No, so it goes on too long. I'm prepared to
say good, how are you, and instead you hit me
with a fucking riddle.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Next time I go to Canes, I'm gonna hit him
with African or European swallow and I'm gonna leave keep
them on their toes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Well, we'll get we'll get first hand footage of this
and show it to you guys next week. See you
then see goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
I starts so safe. Fuck yeah,