April 30, 2024 • 37 mins
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What's up everybody, Zach here,Welcome back to the Flurry Sports podcast.
So Jake and I, for thosewho listen, know that we are cousins.
We're actually related, that's not justa bit, and we actually suffered
a loss in our family this week, and we're just not in the most
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giggly mood to be completely honest,But we do understand that the show must
go on in some sort of way, and I think bringing laughs would be
the best way to honor everyone involved. Anyways, So what we are doing
this week is something that we actuallyplanned on doing for season eight anyways.
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This is a best of episode fromthe past four weeks, so the first
four shows of season eight, andthen from here on out it's just going
to be monthly, so we willhave a best of May, we'll have
a Best of June going forward.You can actually watch this on the Flurry
Sports YouTube channel as well. Sowhat we need from you, first off,
if you like this, if youlike this format, if you want
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us to change anything, let usknow. And if there's some really funny
moments that you think deserves to bein the Best of for May, definitely
let us know as well. Youcan tweet at us at Flurry Sports Pod.
You can comment on any of ourepisodes on YouTube as well. Again,
every episode is uploaded to YouTube,and our best of us usually won't
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be in place of an episode.It's just this week because of everything going
on, it feels like this isthe best way to do it. So
we will be back next week withsome new stuff, but for this week,
enjoy what we have deemed to bethe best of season eight so far.
Instead of an actual theme song,this week, let's start with the
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poka I think today. That feelsright. The American dream comes in different
forms for this athlete. It's playingthird fiddle, faking injuries and killing a
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bat. But at least he didn'thave to go back to school and piss
himself in order to seduce a hotteacher. It's okay, hear me out,
okay it so it's Mono Genobili banko, okay bingo, And then you
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look at him Sailor movies a lotmore than I do this. Come on,
Oh my god, the people arescreaming at home. True barrymore No,
that's a different one. Think aboutthe end of Mano Genobili's name,
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because it has to start the movienobly oh oh oh oh uh uh um,
not fifty first dates, not wedding'sthere, Manu Genoilly Oh, Billy
Madison, Manu Ginobilly Madison, getit clean, say it one one time
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here, Monude Chino, Billy Madison. Yes, very good, very good.
It's fun to say when you getit together. It's very good.
Okay, one point easy is that. But don't worry about reading it because
it's a hit piece. They're outto get me, this media. Why
can't they trust anybody because they're writingarticles about good hearted Southern gals like me.
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Why they have to get old coachhim. I haven't done anything wrong
to any straight players I've ever coached. So she's you know, I'm taking
it out of the context a littlebit, but you know, she basically
tells us, Hey, everyone,there's this article coming out. Don't read
it. So suddenly this article becomesmust read. Yeah, no, I
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was gonna read this an article shecites in there. And this is why
it's especially to our listeners. Juicy, juicy, juicy, because overlooked,
she goes, this person attacked afellow coach who did nothing wrong. That
coach Brian Kelly. Oh, misterKelly. That's the other hippies article he
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did on the one hundred million dollarman in Louisiana, and it was on
Brian Kelly, who, by theway, killed the kid. So do
the unsafe not a kid died.His contributions to it remain, you know,
up for debate if you don't wantto look at the fact. But
you know, I think he putan extra stripe on his coaching jacket afterwards.
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I don't know they I can't evensay it. When they painted the
three point line rock in the Portlandregional of the women's National Championship tournament in
the crowd jew of women's sports.By the way, no one loves women's
sports like the NCAA does. Uh, nine inches nine very It was very
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short. Like just watching it onTV, you could see it. It's
by the eye test you could verymuch see. It wasn't close. There
is no better film than them comingout and re measuring it. That's see.
That's what I'm upset about the becausethere was a variety of methods of
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measurement happening. Oh they were allgood though. Uh of course someone had
a had a like a tape measurethat makes sense there was some duf as
fucking putting going foot to foot,like walking a tightrope, trying to measure
if it's the same in his feet. But this is the part that actually
gets me angry. As the storywas developing, told one of the ESPN
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people, They're like, it soundslike there's actually like a discrepancy in the
three point lines. Something's happening.It's weird. But here's the kicker.
They didn't know which one was correct. How do we not know that?
I look at the real book.We care so little about women's basketball.
We're like, Okay, yes they'redefinitely different, but I don't know which
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one we need to change it to. I And here's the thing. I
it is hard to watch this tournamentwithout the vibe of we're all suddenly caring
about something, right, So it'slike we look into it further, I
think of it. This is awild metaphor, but followed long for me.
During COVID. This is really gonnahit home for some folks. During
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COVID, we all started watching thatBonappetite YouTube channel for all the people,
all at once. None of ushad ever thought about watching that before,
and we all tuned in about sixmonths later that chit bell part because people
looked into it and one of theguys was racist, and a lot of
people quit. And it's all ofa sudden we all cared. We all
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cared, and we were like,hey, uh, you know, I
suddenly am gonna care about and rootfor women's sports. Doesn't that three point
line look a little small, doesn't? Yeah? I don't want to be
the one to say it, like, I'm not judging women. You know
you your sport's great too, Yoursport's awesome. However, I think the
three point lines are different. Butif that's your rule, that's cool.
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I support you in that rule.And for those not uh, Kazak and
I have. I mean, theone time, I feel like we got
a lot of traction on our likewe had a WNBA talk one year,
like we're clear, like you know, we want this sport to succeed.
I just think we're calling out thehypocrisy. This is wild. You want
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to know how we can tell that? We're just starting to pay attention to
this scanner number two? Uh,by the way, only funny skal only
scandals of neglect here, which issure awes Yeah, scandal over two rap
within the same regional. Now thatI say it out loud, I think
it was the one before or notthe same play. I think it was
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a different weekend. Different weekend forsure, but I'm wondering if it was
the same because it was in theanyway poorly regional. But res showed up
to the game suddenly they had changedrest. What's going on? Oh,
I don't know. Maybe it's becauseshe went to fucking school one of them.
She went to grad school. Yousee, I believe so she was
a grad student. Didn't disclose that. Whooped de doo, but don't worry.
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Every when we checked right before thegame started, I like to think
someone saw on TV and she saidshe went there. Yeah. They're like,
wait, why aren't you going outto ref She's like, I'm painting
my nails my school colors out there. They're like, no, wait a
minute, No, you can't dothat, And that's why she didn't play.
We're even now, okay, youwould like her clockwork RD. I
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mean, I was how if there'sany weirdo out there who's like, that's
my favorite movie, I'm not oneof those people. That's true? That
is that is such a that's afun thing. What's like a movie where
it's like, that's my favorite movie, red Flag? That might be number
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one. Yeah, yeah, thatwould be a weird one. Dad,
and Benchwarmers. If you tell mebench Warmers is your favorite, really,
I'm not gonna find you very funnyif you're like name like I like that
movie. If you're naming, likedid you know on the set of Benchwarmers
they did? Or even like,did you know on the set of Grown
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Ups is that what it's called?Yeah? Yeah, yeah, grown Ups?
Three Shack said this or whatever likethat. Do you know he wasn't
actually afraid of the sun. Yeah, yeah, that would be weird.
I feel like Silence of the Lambsis weird. But maybe there's people who,
oh, but it's like suspense.I yeah, it'd be weird if
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it was like your favorite movie,though, I guess i'd like you really
liked scary movies and like it's yourfavorite one. I think we picked some
good ones. The only other onethis is for a very different reason,
like I like people, it's like, my favorite movie is like this overwhelmingly
sad movie. Like I knew.I knew a guy in college whose favorite
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movie was million dollar baby, andI was like, who, what the
fuck is wrong with you? Ithink I got one. Have you seen
the movie Simon Birch. Oh No, I haven't. Oh, very sad
movie. If that's your favorite movie, Man, you're just a bummer to
be around. I think that's howI feel. Yeah, yeah, one
hundred percent. If you were like, man, I love all the other
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shit, love banger, you know, Yes, that's true. I would
say his most negative and most positiveare still coming up. Really, I
mean, I guess it wasn't negativeabout Coach k just more so the people
he surrounds himself with. Yeah,uh, he was obviously he hates Tomasa
more than one of the people comingup. But like it's a like it's
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a it's a rage coming up.Uh. And to be honest, it
uh it might be coming up rightnow, Zach Wow, Okay, Coach
number seven Affrey. Oh, Let'slet me put it this way. I
have higher esteem for dog shit thanI believe this sach. And he still
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probably isn't my least favorite coach.No, but he's really close to the
bottom of the barrel. I mean, this jack ass is his. From
the Little Rascals comment Darla you're thescum between mats. He is an unlikable
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complete sure if there ever freaking wasone. Yeah, and truth be told,
I think that he did unspeakable thingsto his grandmother, and I camp
to camp prove it. I don'tlike him. I'm gonna say that's the
first one I asked. And Icould hear your whye chuck him in the
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background, and I asked about himself. I think that's a good time.
Yeah, Okay, I wonder,all right, all the hitts there he
did. I think he may nothave edited the name out no comment,
Okay, So I mean, let'suse all of our context clues that I'm
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gonna say who. I'm pretty sureit is. So he hates this person
a lot, obviously, which hatesclose to home has to be within the
conference. Edamy's within the camp.I don't know the is there a grandmother
thing or is that just Pete?That's Pete just that's the accusation he could
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hurl someone that's worse than anything else. Yeah, Okay. I was like,
oh, there's a story I needto look up. I think it's
fran McCaffrey. What I'm siding withPete on this one that guy sucks it
is Fran McCaffrey. Would you havegone it without? Maybe I would have
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for sure ten I thought, Ithink part of the fun in that.
So I'm really bummed that I didn'tquite get it, because I do think
part of the fun is is doI hate him? Sure? Does he
occupy any of my brain power?No? The fact that like dad loaves
him, Like you could quite hearit there, but my mom is cackling
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in the background because he can't fullywatch Wisconsin Iowa games. Like he will
get up and leave the room andcome back. So he's not overly exposed
to Fran McCaffrey. I get it. Number nine, we got two left
here, we got a perfect score. Here you go. I think he's
underrated. I think the coach isunderrated. I think that he gets unfairly.
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I mean, he's paid a lotof money, so but he gets
judged unfairly for the for the placehe's at and the amount that they win,
you know. And so there's thedeal that he hasn't made it to
the you know, all the wayto the Promised Land type of deal.
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If this university decides it's time tocut ties, careful what you wish for,
because you do a lot worse.You can do a lot worse.
Take that, Zach, okay,stuck at the end. Yeah, what
was that about? Because it's sogeneric or what? Yeah, there is
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a school I hate a person Ihate. No. I think it was
about some that you did that youdidn't get to hear. Oh, okay,
this one, I think every otherone I've had a lean. I
don't know if I have a leanright now. Hm never made it to
the Promised Land. But he's agood coach, obviously. That has to
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be the hint. And Pete seemsto really respect this guy. Hot see
hot seat. I don't think it'sbig ten unless it's fucking Greg Guard.
If Pete has his opinion on GregGuard, I'm not gonna be happy.
It might be Greg Guard, greatGuard, it's Guard Guard. What batt
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opinion? Pete. He's such ironSteave. He loves him. So be
careful what you wish for. Hesays, he did say that I'll be
okay if we fire up, youknow what I'll risk. It hasn't quite
made to the Promise Land, Zach. He has not. That's true.
That's a fact. He has notdone that there we go. Okay,
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you give me the number. What'sthe number that I could risk it all?
I'm gonna do one. Let's gointeresting. I'm not going to go
super old because you know that's justthrowing darts at that point. Let's go
with thirty. That is not superold. That's correct. Let's go thirty
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seven. I'll do that. Okay, double or nothing. So if you
lose, I don't get the money. It's just going to be you're still
downten. But I'm still downten.Correct, so there is a detriment here.
Okay, thirty seven. You saidthirty seven. All right, I'm
going baseball this time around because thethirties are tough for me in NFL.
Might make it super interesting. Let'smake it super super interesting. I'm going
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to entice you a little bit.If you can name a thirty seven year
old NBA player, you win thirtydollars instead of just the twenty. All
right, I'm gonna bargain. Thisisn't gonna make any sense. Okay,
not, but I'm not budget.But continue. I get five guesses name
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an NBA player. If I misson the five, I get one MLB
player guess for that thirty or no, back to the what it was for
the for the twenty sure, sure, fine, okay, and if I
if I miss both, if Imiss six with that caveat, I'll give
you five dollars. Okay, fine, fine, I'm a by the way
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I've gone back of this all theseevery week is me adding like contract clauses
to all of these bets, likethe if A then b Okay, so
but I've got none of that's gonnamatter because I'm gonna get a NBA player
who's thirty seven? Yep, questionin my head. I know it's not
right, but it'd be pretty stupidif we'll Bron was thirty seven. I
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think he's I think he's older.Yeah, I honestly don't know. Is
that your guess? I know Ithink he's thirty nine. If I don't
get it in four, I'm comingback to him. But no, no,
no, no, this is good. Don't psych yourself out, Jake.
I'm gonna start Lebron because it atleast gives me a reference point.
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Okay, thirty nine, I guessit just popped up right there? Look
at them? Okay, does that? I guess what if I wanted to
change it. Okay? What ifI want to say lamar otem? Okay,
you can guess him. He's thirtynine? He is? Okay that
and the thirty seven is what I'mgoing for. Thirty seven? I think,
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oh got or is he just oneyear younger? All right, we're
good. That was a good startingpoint for me. I think Kevin Durant
is two years younger than I'm I'mgonna go Kevin Durant. Okay, Kevin
Durant five a child? True?Okay, I'm sucking myself out because all
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right, just play along with me, though. Finding someone who's two that
feels not right. Finding someone who'stwo years older than Durant but two years
younger than Lebron, that's true.That's a weird space to be in.
It's a weird Can I name someonewho's not active? Yeah? Yeah,
well I'll sure sure whatever you decidebefore I say a name, or I
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can name active guys. I knowI'm cheating a little bit. No,
for this addition, you can nameactive or inactive because he could get signed
by someone and maybe this is dumb. What if I say a dumb name
and then you're like, great,could be thirty seven. You know who
feels like they're in between those two? And this is crazy because he doesn't
play anymore. Carmelo Anthony feels likehe's between those two. Okay, Okay,
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that's the guess. That's my guessis Carmelo. Okay, So Carmel's
drafted the same year as Lebron,So I'm gonna go with no but his
son. He's gonna be like fortytwo thirty nine. That's kind of surprising.
That surprises me more. Actually,the only thing I knew is Okay,
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Kevin Durant. Thing shook me.I wish I hadn't done that because
that that is really throwing me further. Because you know a freebie here.
LaMelo is twenty two, so youcan use that as well if it pops
up, Could I use it?No? Okay, that's my third guess.
Yeah, you have two more,two more basketball gastes. Okay.
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I I'm just talking through one forcontent. Okay. So the content thing
is I can't tell high level ofNBA fandom, how old the average old
NBA? Like, all I've heardof Lebron is why is a dinosaur walking
the court? So I feel likeKevin dur thirty five has shocked me a
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little. Are saying many super oldNBA players. It feels like no,
And that's how come I went Carmelobecause I thought thirty seven would be like
recently retired, like my next LikeI'm just talking through names that have come
out. Chris Paul and Westbrook bothfeel younger than Durant. I think Westbrook
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is for sure, and so thatOh, you know, someone whose age
I've got no clue on. Whywould I guess this? But but I
why do I feel like Mark Gasolis? Where is he? What is
his age? He's for sure entirehe can't be that old. I don't
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know. I think great question.Uh, that could be a separate thing.
But what I'm really afraid of isI've got two guesses left, and
I've kind of lost my Like booies, Kevin Drant really fucked you up?
Why is he two years? Whyis he four years younger? Like?
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What happened in those four years inthe NBA, That's what I gotta go
back to. What happened those fourOoh, I know one of the things
that happened. Okay, not currentlyin the NBA. Okay, Dwight Howard
is younger than Lebron James and isolder than Kevin Durant. I'm gonna go
Dwight Howard. Interesting pick okay,who's younger than Dwight Allard? But all
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the thing Kevin Durant his birthday Decembereighth. Man, if only we'd played
this last season. Okay, thathas helped me a little. No,
it hasn't. I don't know whatI was trying. It's like myself into
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okay, trying to think so Ilike that strategy of mine, thinking of
like so he was big in twothousand and like eight, so thinking of
someone who was big in two thousandand nine? Oh my god? Is
this? Uh Lebron all right?Here are the I'm gonna do it.
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I can't believe this guy is mylast guess, Steve. The two guys
I'm in between are John Wall andKemba Walker. Okay, okay, a
couple of cards, you know,like late it's not Kempbell. Kem is
too young. M I'm gonna goJohn. Is that right? Is John
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all older than Kim? But nowI don't know where I am. I'm
gonna just go a Marcasoul, I'mgonna go you didn't guess Russell Westbrook,
you're talking about him, No,he's would you say he's older than Durant?
I wouldn't. Okay, that's fine, that's your opinion. Man.
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Fuck, you're right. Pete Bev'sprobably somewhere in there. He's always somewhere
for sure. The other name,other guard. But this guy's younger.
I've already talked myself out of it, but I'm like, how how how
old is Derek Rose? But uhoh, interesting one? Paul George is
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in there, pandemic fee going overfor thirteen. I am I'm gonna stick
to the gun that felt best.I'm gonna I'm gonna go John Wall,
John Wall, Okay, Okay,I I think he's thirty three. Yeah,
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he's not that old. Geez oh, I was way off, all
right, marcasol just for fun,just for funny. I have no idea
to be honest. Thirty Why didn'tyou ask me? Thirty d Chris Paul
thirty eight? Thirty seven is tough? Thirty seven is Russell? No,
he's gonna be younger, thirty fivesame as okay, makes sense? Do
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your baseball player. We're gonna revisitthis NBA one We'll get to the bottom
of this. Okay. I've gota baseball player in the mid thirties for
twenty dollars to you for five dollarsfor me. Now you like that right
now? That that's simple, isn'tit? Yeah? You're like that.
How old is Derek Ross? Thirtyfive? Okay? God damn thirty seven
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was tough? I feel okay aboutthat. This is a silly double or
nothing by me, And you know, let the kids at home let this
be a lesson. You win,some, you lose, who not me?
Um. I am gonna go threenames just for the people at home.
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JD. Martinez I think is thirtysix. Paul Goldman, Oh wow,
Paul Goldsman, I think is thirtysix. Um okay, I'm closing
in. If you kidd consented Wisconsin, shoutout Google eighteen. By the way,
you thirty six. I was like, oh my god, child.
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Umm I'm I'm gonna guess how oldis a fucking clinker show younger than I
think always? Umm uh Paul Goldmanwas playing in twenty eleven. You are
googling who Blake Griffin is an interestingguess? Thirty five? We're all over
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that type in who is I justthinking of Rudy Gay Ooh, very good
one. It was just so randomthough, I like thirty My god,
Rudy Gay's thirty seven, I getfive dollars. Okay, I'm I am
gonna guess. I feel like Ijust know that JD. Martinez ages is
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thirty six recently? Is that agood strategy event stretch to get someone you
know is close, because I feellike if he comes up thirty six,
I'm gonna be pretty pissed at Howabout this? How about this? If
JD. Martinez is your is whoyou're talking about? Yeah, if he's
thirty six or thirty seven, willbe even for this game. So I'll
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still be up ten, but youdon't owe me five bucks. If he's
anything other than thirty six or thirtyseven, still a me the five.
Well, I'm confident in that,so I'll go JD. Martinez. Okay,
Okay, we'll see six with abullet. Okay, can you type
in Paul Goldschmidt for me? Oh? Gold Schmidt? Also, thirty seven's
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fucking tricky, That's what I've learned. Yeah, I was trying to make
it a relevant player, but yeah, yeah, that was a weird little
pocket to find myself then that eightyseven year old football player. I don't
know. Okay, I would havegone the quarterback route, and I would
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have started with this is how Iwould have done it. I would have
gone Russell Wilson. I'm going todo this first. Robbie Gold forty one.
Okay, yeah, way too old, Jesus sorry, he's just he's
seen it. If you were ifI was any Highers in the forties,
I would have been in kicker land. Okay. So if Russell's thirty five,
see this is my advantage with theNFL is I could tell you what
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year Russell was drafted. True,that's true, and goes Matt Stafford.
He might be a little older thirtysix. All right, well then I
think we've got it, my boyand your boy Andrew Luck. No,
I think thirty seven, thirty four, he's Mary old. He looks Mary
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old. He served in the CivilWar, he did, he did one
year older than Matthew Stafford. Yeah. Cole McCoy, col McCoy a wrong
direction, right, Yeah, Ithink I think so I'll just do it,
doesn't he nobody? Thirty seven?Okay? I mean yeah, I
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ma it's do a little work forit. But yeah, yeah, shut
up. He can't be the momentfamous quarterback in that draft class? Kenny?
Is that Jake Lockers here? Isthat what I'm getting suck on?
Is it that fucking like just desertSam Bradford? Oh, it is that
desert? Tim Tebow? Is hethirty six? Okay? Okay, that's
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young job at best? Shout out. I've mis saying that's mccluster. If
you pulled that one for thirty seven, oh thirty five, darn it,
that would have been an all timer. So Bronk is thirty seven, thirty
four, Gronk's young man? Well, okay, so who is an NBA
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player that we pulled that was like, Gronk is one year younger than Kevin
Durant and Russell Westbrook. Yeah thatfeels weird. Yeah, I feel like
that is an interesting spot for NBAbecause I I like, I guess that's
a gap from me. You havelike the the stars there. I feel
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like I got unlucky with Dwight.I mean, no, thirty seven.
He came in at eighteen. Hewas so young. So the game went
as I thought it would, nothinghappened, and we split. Well,
well, no, it's just namingold names is fun. Let's figure out
who I do that again. Iknow it's not good for the show,
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but I do one more round rightnow. We gotta leave the people wanting
more. I think this is gonnabe a reoccurring game. Jason Campono shoutout
six eight big man to me,same size to you. I guess you
know that's what isn't think of.Okay, anyway, let's end the show
on this. How old do youthink you anasted out? The Tunis is
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thirty five, thirty four, thirtyone? Okay, yeah, I mean
he's a very current player. VallaTunis and you were in high school together.
We were actually we did swim together. Stupid, you didn't even swim.
You didn't swim. You didn't swim. It's good. We walked around
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the pool together. We got doctorStot. You know, we played the
game. It's true. Remember thattime you said the next girl friend of
yours looked like a beached whale.I didn't say that. My words were
twisted. That's how I remember it. Sorry, that was that's below the
belt by be anything not to talkabout problems, by the way, and
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my words were twisted and everyone eggedit on. But you know what coll
looks like a beach whale now?So who was Wrongnis? Today it might
be a little bit shorter. We'rejust gonna be playing two games. I
brought a game. Jake brought agame. As always, ten dollars up
for grabs, and maybe some negotiatingback and forth, as see Biglie,
there always is. But before wejump into my game, Jake, how
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you doing anything you gotta say whileI get this set up here? The
only thing, no, I gotnothing. I thought I had something.
Let's do it, dude, Let'sget in here. Okay. I mean
you've bought me enough time to getit set up, so that's all I
was really hoping for. He shotme down. But I did have enough
time. Thank you anytime, that'swhat you need me for. Write a
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little bit distraction. I sometimes thehamster is just so goddamn tired. You
can't run around that wheel all day. Fair enough, fair enough, I'm
sorry to ask you too much ofyou this early into the show. I
gotta get you going far. Iwill say, here's a stall ready for
this at this bank more but continue, I got it. My staff don't
worry. You need install for mystall. You have four wins, but
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I included this next one for youbecause I needed a layup. And everyone
who's a fan of the show knowsour backgrounds knows you're just a farm boy.
You know. It's how we showedcattle. So this next one,
Jake, look at this be oh, let's go okay. We got a
peb cemental heifer born March sevente tall. You yuppie, sorry, Semitall all
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I know is she's a beauty.That's a beautiful animal right there, comments
known as the bad girl around here. By the way, Jake had googled
showing heifer's for sale, and thisone specifically says. We tried to show
this one about ten times. Tobe honest, she was tough to break,
and she would get frustrated and wouldkick her back out, and then
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I would I would see her,and then she would try it again.
So immediately this cow that I wouldbe showing just to kick the shit out
of me. That'd be fun.She's one of the tamests though she just
wasn't meant for the ring. Ishouldn't be selling this thing, but my
house and barn are not finished,and when they say they tack on an
extra twenty percent, they weren't kidding. So Jake, can she afford this?
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And if it helps you, Ido have a video? Oh to
see the video? Okay, herewe go. Look at this, Look
at this? Oh that's that's ablue ribbon. But again, cannot show
so potentially for breeding purposes here,that's yeah, breeding, But you know,
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Catlyn Clark gives me a little bitof horse girl vibes. I'm not
gonna lie. She's definitely borderline beautifulhalfer. That's a shame they couldn't get
into show. I know, beautiful, beautiful heifer located in Iowa. So
you know I made it nice andconvenient for Caitlin. Can she afford this
beautiful animal? She walks a littlefrump, but her top line doesn't stand
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for him. But I would sayshe needs a nice haircut. Courtesy of
Pete Osmon. I think, yeah, I want to let the people know
where my confidence level is here.It's not like over the man, and
we didn't like if dad was selling. If dad was like, do you
think this cow's gonna get this muchmoney? He's like, where was my
fucking money? So my temptation islower right away, because like it's a
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crazy amount for any animal. Ithink, if my bet is right,
it's less. But I bet fora top line bowl you could get more
because you'd get more breeding stock outof it. To your point, if
they're just selling this cow for likebreeding stock, I mean, you'll get
something out of it, but you'llget one animal year and all that.
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To say, I could be totallywrong, but my guess is it's a
lot of money, but it's less. So I'm gonna say it's she could
afford it. I was looking atsome bulls for breeding ahead of time as
well. Yeah, well those youknow, sold anywhere between eight to twelve
k. I would say, okay, good. I didn't want to like
be too cocky, be like it'sway less, but but this one went
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for higher than I thought. Shewas definitely the outlier, especially considering you
can't show her, but she didgo for less. Caitlin clark Ken afford
her only fifteen hundred dollars. Whata deal. Jesus. They must have
a lot of stuff to do onthat house. Yeah, I would say
so. I would say so onethough, that's crazy. Yeah, one
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twisted ankle and that's fifteen thousand dollarsin chopped beef. But look at her,
that's an easy animal to clean too, So bad girl, the bad
girl. That's an all timeline byyou. It isn't easy one to clean.
Yeah, for sure, for surewe got to left. Jacob
What's up everybody, Zach here,Welcome back to the Flurry Sports podcast.
So Jake and I, for thosewho listen, know that we are cousins.
We're actually related, that's not justa bit, and we actually suffered
a loss in our family this week, and we're just not in the most
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giggly mood to be completely honest,But we do understand that the show must
go on in some sort of way, and I think bringing laughs would be
the best way to honor everyone involved. Anyways, So what we are doing
this week is something that we actuallyplanned on doing for season eight anyways.
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This is a best of episode fromthe past four weeks, so the first
four shows of season eight, andthen from here on out it's just going
to be monthly, so we willhave a best of May, we'll have
a Best of June going forward.You can actually watch this on the Flurry
Sports YouTube channel as well. Sowhat we need from you, first off,
if you like this, if youlike this format, if you want
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us to change anything, let usknow. And if there's some really funny
moments that you think deserves to bein the Best of for May, definitely
let us know as well. Youcan tweet at us at Flurry Sports Pod.
You can comment on any of ourepisodes on YouTube as well. Again,
every episode is uploaded to YouTube,and our best of us usually won't
(01:33):
be in place of an episode.It's just this week because of everything going
on, it feels like this isthe best way to do it. So
we will be back next week withsome new stuff, but for this week,
enjoy what we have deemed to bethe best of season eight so far.
Instead of an actual theme song,this week, let's start with the
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poka I think today. That feelsright. The American dream comes in different
forms for this athlete. It's playingthird fiddle, faking injuries and killing a
(02:19):
bat. But at least he didn'thave to go back to school and piss
himself in order to seduce a hotteacher. It's okay, hear me out,
okay it so it's Mono Genobili banko, okay bingo, And then you
(02:40):
look at him Sailor movies a lotmore than I do this. Come on,
Oh my god, the people arescreaming at home. True barrymore No,
that's a different one. Think aboutthe end of Mano Genobili's name,
(03:00):
because it has to start the movienobly oh oh oh oh uh uh um,
not fifty first dates, not wedding'sthere, Manu Genoilly Oh, Billy
Madison, Manu Ginobilly Madison, getit clean, say it one one time
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here, Monude Chino, Billy Madison. Yes, very good, very good.
It's fun to say when you getit together. It's very good.
Okay, one point easy is that. But don't worry about reading it because
it's a hit piece. They're outto get me, this media. Why
can't they trust anybody because they're writingarticles about good hearted Southern gals like me.
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Why they have to get old coachhim. I haven't done anything wrong
to any straight players I've ever coached. So she's you know, I'm taking
it out of the context a littlebit, but you know, she basically
tells us, Hey, everyone,there's this article coming out. Don't read
it. So suddenly this article becomesmust read. Yeah, no, I
(04:05):
was gonna read this an article shecites in there. And this is why
it's especially to our listeners. Juicy, juicy, juicy, because overlooked,
she goes, this person attacked afellow coach who did nothing wrong. That
coach Brian Kelly. Oh, misterKelly. That's the other hippies article he
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did on the one hundred million dollarman in Louisiana, and it was on
Brian Kelly, who, by theway, killed the kid. So do
the unsafe not a kid died.His contributions to it remain, you know,
up for debate if you don't wantto look at the fact. But
you know, I think he putan extra stripe on his coaching jacket afterwards.
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I don't know they I can't evensay it. When they painted the
three point line rock in the Portlandregional of the women's National Championship tournament in
the crowd jew of women's sports.By the way, no one loves women's
sports like the NCAA does. Uh, nine inches nine very It was very
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short. Like just watching it onTV, you could see it. It's
by the eye test you could verymuch see. It wasn't close. There
is no better film than them comingout and re measuring it. That's see.
That's what I'm upset about the becausethere was a variety of methods of
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measurement happening. Oh they were allgood though. Uh of course someone had
a had a like a tape measurethat makes sense there was some duf as
fucking putting going foot to foot,like walking a tightrope, trying to measure
if it's the same in his feet. But this is the part that actually
gets me angry. As the storywas developing, told one of the ESPN
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people, They're like, it soundslike there's actually like a discrepancy in the
three point lines. Something's happening.It's weird. But here's the kicker.
They didn't know which one was correct. How do we not know that?
I look at the real book.We care so little about women's basketball.
We're like, Okay, yes they'redefinitely different, but I don't know which
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one we need to change it to. I And here's the thing. I
it is hard to watch this tournamentwithout the vibe of we're all suddenly caring
about something, right, So it'slike we look into it further, I
think of it. This is awild metaphor, but followed long for me.
During COVID. This is really gonnahit home for some folks. During
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COVID, we all started watching thatBonappetite YouTube channel for all the people,
all at once. None of ushad ever thought about watching that before,
and we all tuned in about sixmonths later that chit bell part because people
looked into it and one of theguys was racist, and a lot of
people quit. And it's all ofa sudden we all cared. We all
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cared, and we were like,hey, uh, you know, I
suddenly am gonna care about and rootfor women's sports. Doesn't that three point
line look a little small, doesn't? Yeah? I don't want to be
the one to say it, like, I'm not judging women. You know
you your sport's great too, Yoursport's awesome. However, I think the
three point lines are different. Butif that's your rule, that's cool.
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I support you in that rule.And for those not uh, Kazak and
I have. I mean, theone time, I feel like we got
a lot of traction on our likewe had a WNBA talk one year,
like we're clear, like you know, we want this sport to succeed.
I just think we're calling out thehypocrisy. This is wild. You want
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to know how we can tell that? We're just starting to pay attention to
this scanner number two? Uh,by the way, only funny skal only
scandals of neglect here, which issure awes Yeah, scandal over two rap
within the same regional. Now thatI say it out loud, I think
it was the one before or notthe same play. I think it was
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a different weekend. Different weekend forsure, but I'm wondering if it was
the same because it was in theanyway poorly regional. But res showed up
to the game suddenly they had changedrest. What's going on? Oh,
I don't know. Maybe it's becauseshe went to fucking school one of them.
She went to grad school. Yousee, I believe so she was
a grad student. Didn't disclose that. Whooped de doo, but don't worry.
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Every when we checked right before thegame started, I like to think
someone saw on TV and she saidshe went there. Yeah. They're like,
wait, why aren't you going outto ref She's like, I'm painting
my nails my school colors out there. They're like, no, wait a
minute, No, you can't dothat, And that's why she didn't play.
We're even now, okay, youwould like her clockwork RD. I
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mean, I was how if there'sany weirdo out there who's like, that's
my favorite movie, I'm not oneof those people. That's true? That
is that is such a that's afun thing. What's like a movie where
it's like, that's my favorite movie, red Flag? That might be number
(09:18):
one. Yeah, yeah, thatwould be a weird one. Dad,
and Benchwarmers. If you tell mebench Warmers is your favorite, really,
I'm not gonna find you very funnyif you're like name like I like that
movie. If you're naming, likedid you know on the set of Benchwarmers
they did? Or even like,did you know on the set of Grown
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Ups is that what it's called?Yeah? Yeah, yeah, grown Ups?
Three Shack said this or whatever likethat. Do you know he wasn't
actually afraid of the sun. Yeah, yeah, that would be weird.
I feel like Silence of the Lambsis weird. But maybe there's people who,
oh, but it's like suspense.I yeah, it'd be weird if
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it was like your favorite movie,though, I guess i'd like you really
liked scary movies and like it's yourfavorite one. I think we picked some
good ones. The only other onethis is for a very different reason,
like I like people, it's like, my favorite movie is like this overwhelmingly
sad movie. Like I knew.I knew a guy in college whose favorite
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movie was million dollar baby, andI was like, who, what the
fuck is wrong with you? Ithink I got one. Have you seen
the movie Simon Birch. Oh No, I haven't. Oh, very sad
movie. If that's your favorite movie, Man, you're just a bummer to
be around. I think that's howI feel. Yeah, yeah, one
hundred percent. If you were like, man, I love all the other
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shit, love banger, you know, Yes, that's true. I would
say his most negative and most positiveare still coming up. Really, I
mean, I guess it wasn't negativeabout Coach k just more so the people
he surrounds himself with. Yeah,uh, he was obviously he hates Tomasa
more than one of the people comingup. But like it's a like it's
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a it's a rage coming up.Uh. And to be honest, it
uh it might be coming up rightnow, Zach Wow, Okay, Coach
number seven Affrey. Oh, Let'slet me put it this way. I
have higher esteem for dog shit thanI believe this sach. And he still
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probably isn't my least favorite coach.No, but he's really close to the
bottom of the barrel. I mean, this jack ass is his. From
the Little Rascals comment Darla you're thescum between mats. He is an unlikable
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complete sure if there ever freaking wasone. Yeah, and truth be told,
I think that he did unspeakable thingsto his grandmother, and I camp
to camp prove it. I don'tlike him. I'm gonna say that's the
first one I asked. And Icould hear your whye chuck him in the
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background, and I asked about himself. I think that's a good time.
Yeah, Okay, I wonder,all right, all the hitts there he
did. I think he may nothave edited the name out no comment,
Okay, So I mean, let'suse all of our context clues that I'm
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gonna say who. I'm pretty sureit is. So he hates this person
a lot, obviously, which hatesclose to home has to be within the
conference. Edamy's within the camp.I don't know the is there a grandmother
thing or is that just Pete?That's Pete just that's the accusation he could
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hurl someone that's worse than anything else. Yeah, Okay. I was like,
oh, there's a story I needto look up. I think it's
fran McCaffrey. What I'm siding withPete on this one that guy sucks it
is Fran McCaffrey. Would you havegone it without? Maybe I would have
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for sure ten I thought, Ithink part of the fun in that.
So I'm really bummed that I didn'tquite get it, because I do think
part of the fun is is doI hate him? Sure? Does he
occupy any of my brain power?No? The fact that like dad loaves
him, Like you could quite hearit there, but my mom is cackling
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in the background because he can't fullywatch Wisconsin Iowa games. Like he will
get up and leave the room andcome back. So he's not overly exposed
to Fran McCaffrey. I get it. Number nine, we got two left
here, we got a perfect score. Here you go. I think he's
underrated. I think the coach isunderrated. I think that he gets unfairly.
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I mean, he's paid a lotof money, so but he gets
judged unfairly for the for the placehe's at and the amount that they win,
you know. And so there's thedeal that he hasn't made it to
the you know, all the wayto the Promised Land type of deal.
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If this university decides it's time tocut ties, careful what you wish for,
because you do a lot worse.You can do a lot worse.
Take that, Zach, okay,stuck at the end. Yeah, what
was that about? Because it's sogeneric or what? Yeah, there is
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a school I hate a person Ihate. No. I think it was
about some that you did that youdidn't get to hear. Oh, okay,
this one, I think every otherone I've had a lean. I
don't know if I have a leanright now. Hm never made it to
the Promised Land. But he's agood coach, obviously. That has to
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be the hint. And Pete seemsto really respect this guy. Hot see
hot seat. I don't think it'sbig ten unless it's fucking Greg Guard.
If Pete has his opinion on GregGuard, I'm not gonna be happy.
It might be Greg Guard, greatGuard, it's Guard Guard. What batt
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opinion? Pete. He's such ironSteave. He loves him. So be
careful what you wish for. Hesays, he did say that I'll be
okay if we fire up, youknow what I'll risk. It hasn't quite
made to the Promise Land, Zach. He has not. That's true.
That's a fact. He has notdone that there we go. Okay,
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you give me the number. What'sthe number that I could risk it all?
I'm gonna do one. Let's gointeresting. I'm not going to go
super old because you know that's justthrowing darts at that point. Let's go
with thirty. That is not superold. That's correct. Let's go thirty
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seven. I'll do that. Okay, double or nothing. So if you
lose, I don't get the money. It's just going to be you're still
downten. But I'm still downten.Correct, so there is a detriment here.
Okay, thirty seven. You saidthirty seven. All right, I'm
going baseball this time around because thethirties are tough for me in NFL.
Might make it super interesting. Let'smake it super super interesting. I'm going
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to entice you a little bit.If you can name a thirty seven year
old NBA player, you win thirtydollars instead of just the twenty. All
right, I'm gonna bargain. Thisisn't gonna make any sense. Okay,
not, but I'm not budget.But continue. I get five guesses name
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an NBA player. If I misson the five, I get one MLB
player guess for that thirty or no, back to the what it was for
the for the twenty sure, sure, fine, okay, and if I
if I miss both, if Imiss six with that caveat, I'll give
you five dollars. Okay, fine, fine, I'm a by the way
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I've gone back of this all theseevery week is me adding like contract clauses
to all of these bets, likethe if A then b Okay, so
but I've got none of that's gonnamatter because I'm gonna get a NBA player
who's thirty seven? Yep, questionin my head. I know it's not
right, but it'd be pretty stupidif we'll Bron was thirty seven. I
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think he's I think he's older.Yeah, I honestly don't know. Is
that your guess? I know Ithink he's thirty nine. If I don't
get it in four, I'm comingback to him. But no, no,
no, no, this is good. Don't psych yourself out, Jake.
I'm gonna start Lebron because it atleast gives me a reference point.
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Okay, thirty nine, I guessit just popped up right there? Look
at them? Okay, does that? I guess what if I wanted to
change it. Okay? What ifI want to say lamar otem? Okay,
you can guess him. He's thirtynine? He is? Okay that
and the thirty seven is what I'mgoing for. Thirty seven? I think,
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oh got or is he just oneyear younger? All right, we're
good. That was a good startingpoint for me. I think Kevin Durant
is two years younger than I'm I'mgonna go Kevin Durant. Okay, Kevin
Durant five a child? True?Okay, I'm sucking myself out because all
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right, just play along with me, though. Finding someone who's two that
feels not right. Finding someone who'stwo years older than Durant but two years
younger than Lebron, that's true.That's a weird space to be in.
It's a weird Can I name someonewho's not active? Yeah? Yeah,
well I'll sure sure whatever you decidebefore I say a name, or I
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can name active guys. I knowI'm cheating a little bit. No,
for this addition, you can nameactive or inactive because he could get signed
by someone and maybe this is dumb. What if I say a dumb name
and then you're like, great,could be thirty seven. You know who
feels like they're in between those two? And this is crazy because he doesn't
play anymore. Carmelo Anthony feels likehe's between those two. Okay, Okay,
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that's the guess. That's my guessis Carmelo. Okay, So Carmel's
drafted the same year as Lebron,So I'm gonna go with no but his
son. He's gonna be like fortytwo thirty nine. That's kind of surprising.
That surprises me more. Actually,the only thing I knew is Okay,
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Kevin Durant. Thing shook me.I wish I hadn't done that because
that that is really throwing me further. Because you know a freebie here.
LaMelo is twenty two, so youcan use that as well if it pops
up, Could I use it?No? Okay, that's my third guess.
Yeah, you have two more,two more basketball gastes. Okay.
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I I'm just talking through one forcontent. Okay. So the content thing
is I can't tell high level ofNBA fandom, how old the average old
NBA? Like, all I've heardof Lebron is why is a dinosaur walking
the court? So I feel likeKevin dur thirty five has shocked me a
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little. Are saying many super oldNBA players. It feels like no,
And that's how come I went Carmelobecause I thought thirty seven would be like
recently retired, like my next LikeI'm just talking through names that have come
out. Chris Paul and Westbrook bothfeel younger than Durant. I think Westbrook
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is for sure, and so thatOh, you know, someone whose age
I've got no clue on. Whywould I guess this? But but I
why do I feel like Mark Gasolis? Where is he? What is
his age? He's for sure entirehe can't be that old. I don't
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know. I think great question.Uh, that could be a separate thing.
But what I'm really afraid of isI've got two guesses left, and
I've kind of lost my Like booies, Kevin Drant really fucked you up?
Why is he two years? Whyis he four years younger? Like?
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What happened in those four years inthe NBA, That's what I gotta go
back to. What happened those fourOoh, I know one of the things
that happened. Okay, not currentlyin the NBA. Okay, Dwight Howard
is younger than Lebron James and isolder than Kevin Durant. I'm gonna go
Dwight Howard. Interesting pick okay,who's younger than Dwight Allard? But all
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the thing Kevin Durant his birthday Decembereighth. Man, if only we'd played
this last season. Okay, thathas helped me a little. No,
it hasn't. I don't know whatI was trying. It's like myself into
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okay, trying to think so Ilike that strategy of mine, thinking of
like so he was big in twothousand and like eight, so thinking of
someone who was big in two thousandand nine? Oh my god? Is
this? Uh Lebron all right?Here are the I'm gonna do it.
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I can't believe this guy is mylast guess, Steve. The two guys
I'm in between are John Wall andKemba Walker. Okay, okay, a
couple of cards, you know,like late it's not Kempbell. Kem is
too young. M I'm gonna goJohn. Is that right? Is John
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all older than Kim? But nowI don't know where I am. I'm
gonna just go a Marcasoul, I'mgonna go you didn't guess Russell Westbrook,
you're talking about him, No,he's would you say he's older than Durant?
I wouldn't. Okay, that's fine, that's your opinion. Man.
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Fuck, you're right. Pete Bev'sprobably somewhere in there. He's always somewhere
for sure. The other name,other guard. But this guy's younger.
I've already talked myself out of it, but I'm like, how how how
old is Derek Rose? But uhoh, interesting one? Paul George is
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in there, pandemic fee going overfor thirteen. I am I'm gonna stick
to the gun that felt best.I'm gonna I'm gonna go John Wall,
John Wall, Okay, Okay,I I think he's thirty three. Yeah,
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he's not that old. Geez oh, I was way off, all
right, marcasol just for fun,just for funny. I have no idea
to be honest. Thirty Why didn'tyou ask me? Thirty d Chris Paul
thirty eight? Thirty seven is tough? Thirty seven is Russell? No,
he's gonna be younger, thirty fivesame as okay, makes sense? Do
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your baseball player. We're gonna revisitthis NBA one We'll get to the bottom
of this. Okay. I've gota baseball player in the mid thirties for
twenty dollars to you for five dollarsfor me. Now you like that right
now? That that's simple, isn'tit? Yeah? You're like that.
How old is Derek Ross? Thirtyfive? Okay? God damn thirty seven
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was tough? I feel okay aboutthat. This is a silly double or
nothing by me, And you know, let the kids at home let this
be a lesson. You win,some, you lose, who not me?
Um. I am gonna go threenames just for the people at home.
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JD. Martinez I think is thirtysix. Paul Goldman, Oh wow,
Paul Goldsman, I think is thirtysix. Um okay, I'm closing
in. If you kidd consented Wisconsin, shoutout Google eighteen. By the way,
you thirty six. I was like, oh my god, child.
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Umm I'm I'm gonna guess how oldis a fucking clinker show younger than I
think always? Umm uh Paul Goldmanwas playing in twenty eleven. You are
googling who Blake Griffin is an interestingguess? Thirty five? We're all over
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that type in who is I justthinking of Rudy Gay Ooh, very good
one. It was just so randomthough, I like thirty My god,
Rudy Gay's thirty seven, I getfive dollars. Okay, I'm I am
gonna guess. I feel like Ijust know that JD. Martinez ages is
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thirty six recently? Is that agood strategy event stretch to get someone you
know is close, because I feellike if he comes up thirty six,
I'm gonna be pretty pissed at Howabout this? How about this? If
JD. Martinez is your is whoyou're talking about? Yeah, if he's
thirty six or thirty seven, willbe even for this game. So I'll
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still be up ten, but youdon't owe me five bucks. If he's
anything other than thirty six or thirtyseven, still a me the five.
Well, I'm confident in that,so I'll go JD. Martinez. Okay,
Okay, we'll see six with abullet. Okay, can you type
in Paul Goldschmidt for me? Oh? Gold Schmidt? Also, thirty seven's
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fucking tricky, That's what I've learned. Yeah, I was trying to make
it a relevant player, but yeah, yeah, that was a weird little
pocket to find myself then that eightyseven year old football player. I don't
know. Okay, I would havegone the quarterback route, and I would
(28:44):
have started with this is how Iwould have done it. I would have
gone Russell Wilson. I'm going todo this first. Robbie Gold forty one.
Okay, yeah, way too old, Jesus sorry, he's just he's
seen it. If you were ifI was any Highers in the forties,
I would have been in kicker land. Okay. So if Russell's thirty five,
see this is my advantage with theNFL is I could tell you what
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year Russell was drafted. True,that's true, and goes Matt Stafford.
He might be a little older thirtysix. All right, well then I
think we've got it, my boyand your boy Andrew Luck. No,
I think thirty seven, thirty four, he's Mary old. He looks Mary
(29:30):
old. He served in the CivilWar, he did, he did one
year older than Matthew Stafford. Yeah. Cole McCoy, col McCoy a wrong
direction, right, Yeah, Ithink I think so I'll just do it,
doesn't he nobody? Thirty seven?Okay? I mean yeah, I
(29:56):
ma it's do a little work forit. But yeah, yeah, shut
up. He can't be the momentfamous quarterback in that draft class? Kenny?
Is that Jake Lockers here? Isthat what I'm getting suck on?
Is it that fucking like just desertSam Bradford? Oh, it is that
desert? Tim Tebow? Is hethirty six? Okay? Okay, that's
(30:19):
young job at best? Shout out. I've mis saying that's mccluster. If
you pulled that one for thirty seven, oh thirty five, darn it,
that would have been an all timer. So Bronk is thirty seven, thirty
four, Gronk's young man? Well, okay, so who is an NBA
(30:40):
player that we pulled that was like, Gronk is one year younger than Kevin
Durant and Russell Westbrook. Yeah thatfeels weird. Yeah, I feel like
that is an interesting spot for NBAbecause I I like, I guess that's
a gap from me. You havelike the the stars there. I feel
(31:03):
like I got unlucky with Dwight.I mean, no, thirty seven.
He came in at eighteen. Hewas so young. So the game went
as I thought it would, nothinghappened, and we split. Well,
well, no, it's just namingold names is fun. Let's figure out
who I do that again. Iknow it's not good for the show,
(31:26):
but I do one more round rightnow. We gotta leave the people wanting
more. I think this is gonnabe a reoccurring game. Jason Campono shoutout
six eight big man to me,same size to you. I guess you
know that's what isn't think of.Okay, anyway, let's end the show
on this. How old do youthink you anasted out? The Tunis is
(31:48):
thirty five, thirty four, thirtyone? Okay, yeah, I mean
he's a very current player. VallaTunis and you were in high school together.
We were actually we did swim together. Stupid, you didn't even swim.
You didn't swim. You didn't swim. It's good. We walked around
(32:12):
the pool together. We got doctorStot. You know, we played the
game. It's true. Remember thattime you said the next girl friend of
yours looked like a beached whale.I didn't say that. My words were
twisted. That's how I remember it. Sorry, that was that's below the
belt by be anything not to talkabout problems, by the way, and
(32:35):
my words were twisted and everyone eggedit on. But you know what coll
looks like a beach whale now?So who was Wrongnis? Today it might
be a little bit shorter. We'rejust gonna be playing two games. I
brought a game. Jake brought agame. As always, ten dollars up
for grabs, and maybe some negotiatingback and forth, as see Biglie,
there always is. But before wejump into my game, Jake, how
(33:00):
you doing anything you gotta say whileI get this set up here? The
only thing, no, I gotnothing. I thought I had something.
Let's do it, dude, Let'sget in here. Okay. I mean
you've bought me enough time to getit set up, so that's all I
was really hoping for. He shotme down. But I did have enough
time. Thank you anytime, that'swhat you need me for. Write a
(33:23):
little bit distraction. I sometimes thehamster is just so goddamn tired. You
can't run around that wheel all day. Fair enough, fair enough, I'm
sorry to ask you too much ofyou this early into the show. I
gotta get you going far. Iwill say, here's a stall ready for
this at this bank more but continue, I got it. My staff don't
worry. You need install for mystall. You have four wins, but
(33:45):
I included this next one for youbecause I needed a layup. And everyone
who's a fan of the show knowsour backgrounds knows you're just a farm boy.
You know. It's how we showedcattle. So this next one,
Jake, look at this be oh, let's go okay. We got a
peb cemental heifer born March sevente tall. You yuppie, sorry, Semitall all
(34:14):
I know is she's a beauty.That's a beautiful animal right there, comments
known as the bad girl around here. By the way, Jake had googled
showing heifer's for sale, and thisone specifically says. We tried to show
this one about ten times. Tobe honest, she was tough to break,
and she would get frustrated and wouldkick her back out, and then
(34:34):
I would I would see her,and then she would try it again.
So immediately this cow that I wouldbe showing just to kick the shit out
of me. That'd be fun.She's one of the tamests though she just
wasn't meant for the ring. Ishouldn't be selling this thing, but my
house and barn are not finished,and when they say they tack on an
extra twenty percent, they weren't kidding. So Jake, can she afford this?
(34:55):
And if it helps you, Ido have a video? Oh to
see the video? Okay, herewe go. Look at this, Look
at this? Oh that's that's ablue ribbon. But again, cannot show
so potentially for breeding purposes here,that's yeah, breeding, But you know,
(35:19):
Catlyn Clark gives me a little bitof horse girl vibes. I'm not
gonna lie. She's definitely borderline beautifulhalfer. That's a shame they couldn't get
into show. I know, beautiful, beautiful heifer located in Iowa. So
you know I made it nice andconvenient for Caitlin. Can she afford this
beautiful animal? She walks a littlefrump, but her top line doesn't stand
(35:42):
for him. But I would sayshe needs a nice haircut. Courtesy of
Pete Osmon. I think, yeah, I want to let the people know
where my confidence level is here.It's not like over the man, and
we didn't like if dad was selling. If dad was like, do you
think this cow's gonna get this muchmoney? He's like, where was my
fucking money? So my temptation islower right away, because like it's a
(36:05):
crazy amount for any animal. Ithink, if my bet is right,
it's less. But I bet fora top line bowl you could get more
because you'd get more breeding stock outof it. To your point, if
they're just selling this cow for likebreeding stock, I mean, you'll get
something out of it, but you'llget one animal year and all that.
(36:25):
To say, I could be totallywrong, but my guess is it's a
lot of money, but it's less. So I'm gonna say it's she could
afford it. I was looking atsome bulls for breeding ahead of time as
well. Yeah, well those youknow, sold anywhere between eight to twelve
k. I would say, okay, good. I didn't want to like
be too cocky, be like it'sway less, but but this one went
(36:47):
for higher than I thought. Shewas definitely the outlier, especially considering you
can't show her, but she didgo for less. Caitlin clark Ken afford
her only fifteen hundred dollars. Whata deal. Jesus. They must have
a lot of stuff to do onthat house. Yeah, I would say
so. I would say so onethough, that's crazy. Yeah, one
(37:13):
twisted ankle and that's fifteen thousand dollarsin chopped beef. But look at her,
that's an easy animal to clean too, So bad girl, the bad
girl. That's an all timeline byyou. It isn't easy one to clean.
Yeah, for sure, for surewe got to left. Jacob
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