Took'em Off the Farm! (Ep. 226)

We're back! Zach and Jake play a coach cliche game and rank which QBs they'd want to share a beer with!                    

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, don't list to play Flurry Sports will save
your day? Can joke Swiss Sports inside zach kshake? They
get it right? Fuck you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello and welcome back to the Flurry Sports Podcast Season
eleven debut premier. How's it going, Jake Osmond, Zach Brunner
back again on the quest on the hunt for a
podcast award. We are often nominated, never the winner, but
this this is the season I think we had. We've

(00:44):
had the Summer of Love, Jake, We've had the Summer
of Games, which was this past summer, playing a lot
of games similar to the Summer of Love. But you know,
it is what it is this season, season eleven. I
don't know what the theme is yet, but I do
think it will end with us hoisting some sort of award,
you know, whether we have to create it ourselves or not.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I yea self nominated. It's gonna be back people we can.
I say this is the most exciting I've ever been
for one of our football seasons, just feeling up.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a fun season. I think both college and NFL.
I think this is going to be a really fun season.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So I didn't know if we were gonna bring up college,
but it's been a big weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, I mean, how's it feel your your school's already
out of the playoff hut.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, here's what I'd like to say, Committee, Committee, You're
gonna count losses that didn't happen on continental soil. That's
literally it's never gonna happen again.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Also, week zero, if we're gonna keep calling it week zero,
we need to start like it shouldn't come against the record.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
To be honest, make that week one. What's the harm
in adding I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
If it's a twelve week season, what's the harm adding
thirteenth week instead of starting zero.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
By the way, you're gonna send one college football game overseas.
You want to pick a rivalry, you pick farm again,
and you took them off the farms. The whole thing.
I was like, these are the two fan bases you
thought would travel. They didn't even get the right Kansas
state flag. Did you see that? No?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
There was a bar, I think a couple of Irish
bars that had flags up for the games, and they
had the Iowa State University flag up. But they must
have clearly googled like Kansas state flag, but state must
have been lower capital because it was not the case
state flag. It was it was Kansas's state flag and
the Iowa state flag, which I think you can't you know,

(02:44):
that's why we lost.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Probably, I mean that's sort of cheaty. I think I
don't like that. But also like if we're trying to
grow the sport, right, that's the whole point in doing
an international game.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
We need Case State, there need Iowa state. What are
we talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It is? You know what this might be the season
of This might be wildcat fall. Dude. I don't know
if you're following what's happening in Pittsburgh people, but it's
looking good for our boys, for Skyler Thompson and Will Howard.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Honestly, I don't I don't know. I mean, Will Howard
has been injured I think the entire time. I can
only assume was cut today unfairly. But he has been
bawling out. He has been outstanding without any sort of irony, like,
no hint of irony. He's been very good. Some say
maybe he's the Aaron Rodgers replacement. When it's all said

(03:38):
and done, you never know, is.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That Skyler Thompson is going to make the team. Could
be a trade candidate.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Damn right, he could be every team wants him. I
can only assume that means Will Howard's going on the
pup list because they're not cutting.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
But which I will say in the nicest way possible,
that's like the third best outcome, like you know, like
like there's a world like he got caught, Like they
just watched him and they're like, actually, you don't got it.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So another year, Hey, hey, don't give him, don't give
him a chance. Never know, Aaron Rodgers could tear his
achilles on play for again? Then who are you turning to?
Are you turning to Mason Rudolph? Returning to Blazing Skyler
Thompson the dude he lights up a field?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
What can we say? He's a Mike Tomlin guy.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, there is Okay, this is a segment we can't
do today. I mean we could, but I feel like
it deserves more research. Okay, ranking the quarterback rooms around
the NFL is something I think needs to be done,
and I think sneaky sensationals is the Steelers locker room

(04:54):
full of mediocre white men.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Interesting interesting commerce happening in that quarterback room? For sure?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh? Like yeah, like Mason Rudolph being like the second guy,
Bear Wild.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I just had an idea for a segment. I think
this is what we're gonna start season eleven off with Jake. Okay,
are you ready ready? So have you seen the TikTok
trend of blind ranking people?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, So you are going to I'm gonna give you
ten quarterbacks, okay, and you have to blind rank them
according to who you would most want to share a
beer with, M M so, and they will all be
they won't all be starters.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I might.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I might throw some curveballs in that all current NFL
players though, Okay, okay, so one through ten, one being
you definitely want to share a beer with them. Everybody
remembers you've already shared a beer with Skyler Thompson probably
several We were in.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
The same bar. Let's not you know, I was there,
he was there, shared a beer.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, hey, you know, well he wasn't drinking a beer
against you, so he's drinking a beer with you, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, whatever it was called, oh man, Now I'm not
gonna remember, but it's uh Manhaanankan's a special old Milwaukee
and pineapple juice. Oh it was great, that's a can't
that's an actual like, that's a thing there. I wish
I could remember what it's called right now, but it
has a name. And they were like, yeah, it's a

(06:28):
beer nobody drinks, and it's an old Milwaukee and.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's disgusting. Okay, one through ten. Let's start with I
can't start with Skyler Thompson. He won't be on the
list since he's already This is the Skyler Thompson rankings
is what we're calling this obviously. So let's start with
Drake May.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, he's got to be lower on the list because
I always think he's JJ McCarthy, which you know, is lower.
He strikes me a little bit like what do we
kind of talk about? But not terrible. So I'm gonna
say I'm gonna say eight. I think pretty low. Okay, okay,

(07:14):
Drake May. Don't want a beer?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, don't don't want to share a beer with Drake May.
That's quite interesting. Let's go with someone everybody hates because
he's once he sees athletic, but then he's handsome as well.
It's not fair. Let's go with Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh, how high do I put this?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
He seems like in terms of a beer like, it
seems very chill like. I feel like if I am
not a dick, he's not a dick. That's my read
on Jalen Hurts. The only thing that stops him being
tippy top is I don't see him as a beer guy.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh that's very fair. You'll get me drinking wine. He's
not a beer guy.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
You don't get quads like that from beer, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Unfortunately not no, I mean yeah, correct.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Otherwise, if if Hams were like Krabby patties, I'd be built.
They'd be in my hips. And they are, but in
a different way. I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Say four four okay, pretty high top half. Yeah uh
Now we'll go with the opposite. If Jalen Hurts as
riz this guy does not, it's the opposite side.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We'll go Brock Purty, Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I I would rather have a beer with Brock Party
than Drake May. For sure. We could just pig twelve
it up, you know, I could get through a beer
with a little big twelve talk so or just George
Kittle stories. So for that reason, I'm gonna leave a
little window, and I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
He's six six Okay, not bad, pretty in the middle.
Let's go down south. I know everyone knows I hate
this guy, so maybe you don't, though.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
We'll go to what.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
You might like that Priane Apple juice thing from Hawaii. Yeah,
we have an echo, Randy, how do we have an echo?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I kind of hear an echo too, but I think
it's on my end. It might be my audio. I'm
setting it up a little bit, Randy.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Let me know if I'm echoing or if Jake's.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Echo Okay, how's that? Is that a little better?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, I'm not hearing anything, so I'm very interested.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's find out I last time I said on my
microphone it was for Dual podcast with Pete Osmond. That's
never going to see the light of day because he
he couldn't read it in So.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Have a be only sound coming at the front of
your microphone.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, let's take a lick. It's in the book reading
right back.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I already listened to it.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I listened to our stream. We are not echoing. We're good?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh good, nice?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
First we are not anymore? Oh sorry, I'm listening. It's
like but that's ab me.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's like I hear that guy out. Okay, uh, I'm
gonna say, who am I talking about? Oh? Toua lo?
He seems delusional to me?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Like, yeah, no kidding, se no.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Nine, there's there are worse I'm thinking of one in particular,
so I don't I don't want to get stuck with
a certain someone too high on my list.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
So that's fair, that's fair. Let's go with hmhmm. You
know this guy is interesting to me. I honestly don't
know where you'll play him. Matthew Stafford high.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Very high good beer, oh man see the best, Like
he's close I think a really good beer buddy, because
he won't. There are certain people that I'm a little
afraid of drinking with because they'd be too good of
a hang.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Sure what they can do a friend? God forbid. I
don't want to give any names.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Let me listen, Like if Lane Johnson was available, Okay, great, hang,
I'm dead you know, So I'm gonna say, Matthew Staffords
too for me.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Two?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, you're saving you're saving one, you're saving ten. I
see the strategy. Yeah, I like the strategy. Let's go
with we don't have any backups yet.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So let's go with Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
You know he has been a polarizing person, mostly to
people in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I really don't like him. Is he I'm seven open.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
By the way, Randy in the comments, please verify we're
not echoing anymore because I listened to it and we're not.
So please let me know if you're still echoing, refresh please, Randy.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
By the way, I'm just seeing this now, Randy rude,
you can call this the echo episode. That's brutal dog.
We just got started.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know, if you think this is echoing, if you
complain about it, let me tell you next week we'll
have five echoes on and I'll.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Be I'm gonna say that it.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Was no fucking way we're echoing. I just listened to it.
Go to YouTube or Twitter. I haven't tried on twitch.
Maybe Twitch is bad.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Thank you. Randy. By the way, I'm gonna say I
hear a little bit of muffling when we overlap. And
if you're listening to this, hang with us. We're figuring
it out. I'm gonna say Mason Rudolph is.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Seven seven Okay, not the worst.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I can't I can't give up the tense spot yet,
and I'll reveal the end if you don't name this
guy who I'm saving him for just in case.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Okay, I think I may have fixed something on my
end that I we're echoing on Twitch. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm not sure if that it was doing anything, but
I just click something else just to ensure it's for
sure nothing that would echo I think.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, it sounds a little clearer.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Does it. Okay? Cool? Isn't that fantastic? Okay, so let's
go with the hmm.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
You know he's on an NFL roster still, he will
be out all season long.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Unfortunately, that's not who you're thinking of. I don't think. Okay,
someone worse than who you're thinking of. We'll go with
Will Levis.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh that is bad.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Deep terrible allegations again, and Will Levis can't think of
a worst quarterback.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's bad. Okay, here's the deal. He's not boring. So
I'm gonna say five of the spots left. I believe
that is the lowest spot I ever remaining. That is
not ten. Okay, So I'm gonna go five for Will
Levis because at the very least I think I can

(14:25):
get through like one like One of the best nights
I've ever had out was with the literally the scariest
stranger I've ever met, like me and I mean the
date went to a bar. A guy was on the
Stevens Point wrestling team and he was like, you ever
think about Like I was like, do you like being
on the wrestling team? He goes, yeah, sometimes I think
about how I could just kill everybody, and I'm like, whoa,

(14:47):
this is a pretty good night. You know, It's like
this kind of thing, And I think Will Levis would
be like, you know, if it wasn't for those interceptions,
I could fucking It's harder than anyone you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
They say about professional athletes. Once you start thinking about retirement,
you're basically already done. So if you start thinking about
you're gonna kill a bunch of people, or you could
I think one beer, share one beer with a man
and see you later, let's say strangers.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
And That's where I was at. By the way, he
then said some very offensive things to some women at
the bar. The person I was with was like, hey,
don't do that. I'm like, we got let's leave this
guy alone. I was like, I agree, but we gotta.
I can't get in a fight with this guy.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, No, he already has been thinking about how he
would kill people.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's premeditated. I don't you know.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, for sure, Luke, see you in the chat. We'll
talk through your answer in a second after you tell
us if we're echoing. Okay, thank you. Let's go with one.
I think you'd be excited about. Let's go with Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, very excited. I'm gonna go Baker. I'm gonna go Baker.
And with that, Zach, I have to take a quick call,
but I'll be very bad. Three and I feel good.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Great, great one.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
While Jake is away answering a call for work, I'm here.
I see a couple of different fantasy football questions, so
I may as well answer him. So let's start with Luke,
talk me out of going, Chase Kamara, Tyreek kill full PPR.
Just so we know, So, just so everybody knows, Florida
Sports Podcast. We are not usually a fantasy football show.

(16:29):
But since I'm solo and Jake is quietly most likely,
I won't air who he's talking to. How about that
legality reasons? I will be a good co host here,
So talk me out of go and Chase Kamara Tyreek
Hill full point PPR. I mean, I wouldn't trust Tyreek
Hill as my wide receiver three, so I wouldn't trust

(16:50):
him as my wide receiver too. We know Kamara is
not going to be scoring many touchdowns. Not only is
the offense potentially worse, but the offensive coordinator run game
is going to be worse. He'll catch a decent amount
of passes, but they want to limit his workloaded skiet scenes.
You want to start hot Tyreek Hill very very iffy

(17:10):
for week one, I would say, I think he's still
not practicing with that oblique injury, and you know he
doesn't want to be there, So I don't know how
you would trust Tyreek Hill to start fast. The only
hope with Tyreek Hill for me is that he gets
traded to a team he wants to play for and
that's it. Maybe that's about it. That offensive line is

(17:31):
terrible as well, so we'll see if we can get
four quarters out of two of this year in the
first week of action. Or Chase Hill Davante.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean better, but I wouldn't want to go three
wide receivers in a row. Not for me.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Super flex PPR redraft keep your question from Jacob Thorsen.
Shout out to you, sir, Lamar Daniels or Jamar Leak.
Historically drafts quarterbacks late. Keeper question. I assume you keep
him same round, doesn't matter. It's not like you give
up the round they were drafted in or something like

(18:12):
that from last year. So I would for sure go Jamar.
We already have Lamar Jackson battling a foot injury, which
I don't love. It sounds like it's not that big
of a deal, but maybe he's not one hundred percent
week one, and regardless, could be something he's gonna play
through the entire year. It's just enough of a red

(18:32):
flag that there's no reason to choose him over the
consensus number one overall pick and then Jayden Daniels. I
think the only direction to go is down. I like,
I don't think he's gonna go down very far. Like
I think he's gonna be good. Do I think he's
going to be any better than he was last year?
Probably not? And regardless, Leak historically drafts quarterbacks late. What's

(18:54):
the drop off from somebody like Lamar Jackson Jane Daniels
to somebody like Dak Prescott, who I think, like in
a normal league is getting drafted in like the tenth round,
and in your league, if they're drafting quarterbacks late, could
be eleventh or twelfth round guy. And I think Dak
Prescott's great this year. I think Matthew Stafford's great when

(19:15):
he's healthy. I think you can get JJ McCarthy cheap.
I think he's just as good as Sam Donald's, so
why can't he be as good as Sam Donald was
last year?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
So I would for sure go Jamar, no issues whatsoever.
And the timing on that is damn near perfect as
Jake puts his headphones on, struggling with him, but he
does ultimately get them on, almost fell out of his chair.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
But he is back.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You saw that I took a dip.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Hey, what are you gonna do? Get a little, you know, flustered.
Twelve quarterbacks, five rounds in the first five rounds taken
too many? That's a lot. You said they historically draft
him late. That sounds very early. I'm very confused regardless.
Keep Jamar, Chase Okay, back to the list, and Jake,

(20:08):
you are in a very very interesting spot.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
One and two and ten open correct?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Uh? No, You've just put Stafford at two.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Stafford two, Baker three, so I have one an.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Ten open, yes, and could I set you up? Sure?
But no, I already wrote down the names.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Nice good because you could have screwed me here.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. And they are two very polarizing people.
So we we'll see, We'll see where you go. The
first one, though, is someone I would love to share
a beer with, but maybe you have a very different
thought process.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
That's Aaron Rodgers, and you already have the next name
written down to Yep, I regret this.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I he's not my one, but I'm really scared. I'm
the last name you've ever been down. I feel like
the way you've set me up the next name is.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Worse, either the best or the worst. I can tell
you the division they play on if you want what division?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Does the other person play in? North? Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Same as Rogers?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I mean, okay, I think I figured out who it is. Sincerely,
he's low and you did not say the division. I'll
say here. Had you said NFC South, this would be
a number one. Because I'm not fucking drinking with Kirk Cousins.

(21:52):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
He's the worst build up for Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Oh, he's the worst. He's the absolute worst. Not only yeah, yeah,
he's a prude. He's like annoying. It'd be just the
worst time. Rogers would be an interesting drink. Oh man.
And now I'm thinking back to like old Rogers stories
of like when he was at Satan Robert's.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, the frat party.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, and okay, so out loud, do I do? I
hedge my bets in case the next one is Deshaun
Watson maybe, but I will say that Aaron Rodgers is
number ten. And with that, let me say call this
super quick. This is crazy. I've never had this money called.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, Jake just put Aaron Rodgers at number ten and
got guys gotta say, that's going to be quite the
mistake for Jake because he knows that I set him up,
because you know what I wrote down for him. I
wrote down Brown's quarterback because if ten was open, I mean,

(22:56):
I'm not going to give him Deshaun Watson. I'm not
going to give him a layup, right him Joe Flacco
And then he would have been upset by that. But
now number one's open, we're gonna make Jake's share a
beer with Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
And he's not gonna like it. It is what it is.
You know.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's season eleven, the season of setting up your co host.
But yeah, if you guys have any other questions, let
me know, fantasy or not related.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Luke, let me know the.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Picks you made that I will absolutely hate. Gotta tell
you the names you were already naming. I don't necessarily love,
so it will be interesting. James Cook, I'm guessing, and
Tyreek I do hate that if that's the case. Yeah,
James Cook is so weird. I've actually because I was

(23:42):
doing some stuff with my rankings today. The entire day
was centered around a couple people, and James Cook was
one of those people. Just trying to convince myself to
like him. And there really isn't a good reason to
think he's any worse than last year, except now that
he has a long term deal. Maybe they move some
of his touches and snaps to Ray Davis in order

(24:05):
to ensure he plays out that entire contract healthy.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Right, But regardless, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Like, I think he's basically the same player as last year,
which was good, right, Like I spent the entire year,
not trusting it, but he ended up being pretty good.
Let's see where he actually finished. Should be able to
bring this up pretty quickly as long as I can type,
which is very difficult for me. Okay, running backs here

(24:37):
we got that standard scoring PPR. James Cook finishes running
back eight and you know he gets the benefit because
he only missed one week, but averaging nearly seventeen points
per game, pretty darn good on a per game basis.
He was still worse than people like Jonathan Taylor, Alvin Kamara,

(24:59):
Joe Mixon all finished lower than him obviously for the year,
but he was good was he did he have any
huge weeks, so he was pretty consistently good. He had
a couple of weird ones. So I don't hate the
pick of James Cook. He I just can't imagine that
he will ever be on one of my fantasy teams.

(25:20):
It's tough. With thirty six and thirty seven, it gets weird.
I just recorded we can do a little plug. We
are going to be doing the best or building a
championship draft around each specific first round pick. I have
just recorded number two with Bijon Robinson. I think the
way to do it is to kind of wait at

(25:43):
that running back two spot if you can. So if
you took a B genre, you know a legit RB
one right away. I think you do kind of have
to wait at RB two because wide receivers drop off
pretty quickly, whereas and then plateau whereas running back to
that tier with James Connor is there. I think Kenneth

(26:06):
Walker is there. He's pretty darn low in terms of
ADP in my opinion, Like, you can wait as long
as you get a RB two ahead of that Traveon
Henderson tier. I think then I am about it. I
like it, but and then you know, wide receiver wise,

(26:26):
like they're all kind of the same. Tyreek Hill could
be a fantastic pick. It's just there is no indication
that's the case so far. And could this all be
a smoke screen, Sure, but I don't know why Miami
would do that. And I would argue there is any

(26:48):
team more dysfunctional at this current moment than the Miami Dolphins,
because every all thirty two teams typically think at this
point in the season, Hey, if we stay healthy, we
can compete for a Super Bowl. We can make a
run at this thing. And I think even Cleveland thinks
that because they saw how good Jameis Winston was, they

(27:09):
saw how Joe Flacka led them to the playoffs. Before
everybody's healthy. They've improved their receiving core, their defense has some,
you know, really good players up front. South Denzel Ward,
I don't know how Miami could even start to believe that.
So boy, I don't know. I don't know about Tyreek Hill.
And if they start one in three or anything worse

(27:32):
than one in three, Tyreek Hill is going to be
an issue in that locker room. To put it lately,
Let's say where they start, because you're saying it's a
guillotine league, So how do they start. They start at
the Colts. Not bad, terrible defense, You're good to go.

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They go home, But they play the Patriots, who I
think their defense is legit. I think they're going to
be very good, obviously extremely well coached under Vrabel. And
then you go to Buffalo and then your home to
Buffalo on it looks like Thursday night, and then you
have the Jets potentially a Monday night game. I think
that looks like a Monday night game. If they lose

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prime time to the Jets after losing prime time to
the Bills. I think this Dolphins team has all the
makings of an implosion, dumpster fire, YadA, YadA, YadA. And
also Miami. I think their their weakness of their entire

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team is their offensive line. The Colts, as bad as
they are, I think they can get after the passer.
We know the Patriots will get after the passor we
know the Bills will get after the passer. We know
the Jets will get after the passer. Then they got Panthers,
who knows Chargers, who knows Browns? Certainly? Will Falcons probably not?
Then they got the Ravens. The Bills commanders are if

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he like the two is gonna get hurt. So one
will the passing attack be okay with Quinn viewers? And
two does Tua getting hurt change the opinion the demeanor
the behavior of Tyreek Hill. That's the question. Does Tyreek

(29:22):
Hill not want to be there because of Tua? Or
does Tyreek Hill not want to be there because of
basically everything else? And I don't have the answer. I
know I hate Tua. I know I would want to
leave because tuas there. I think Tua sucks, But that's
just one man's opinion. Jake just kind of glitched into
the screen for me. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'm back, Well, my screen was off. I mean, this
one's my bad. I uh, totally my bad. Earlier today
I was flipping breakers. There's a breaker key for one building,
there's a breaker for another. Apparently I switched the breaker keys.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's a good bit.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, the buildings totally far away from me. They're like,
but of course my staff are like, how could this
have happened that. I'm like, well, I could immediately tell
you what happened because I have one of the breaker
keys in my pocket right now.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, he just wanted a phone call, just wanted someone
to talk to.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, I really want to get out of ranking this
quarterback number one. No, listen, Rogers is ten. He's not
a good hang at this point, so I think he
would judge what I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Drinking, right, that's I think you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I think Rogers, especially the more beers you put in, okay,
the more stories you get, because like it's gonna start
a little weird, right Once he gets more beers in him,
the alien stories come out, the funny college stories come out.
He's not you're not remembering. He's got Marshawn Lynch college stories.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's so true. I might regret this, let's find out,
but I wanted him ten fair enough.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Luke's jumping in the questions. We are talking about quarterbacks
to have a beer with. Yes, gard new Minshew's great,
but Jake is blind ranking these. So to go over
your rankings to this point, you have one number one remaining.
So at two through ten, Jake as Matthew, Stafford, Baker Mayfield,
I think a good too. And we got Jalen Hurts

(31:13):
Will Levis, which I think Will Levis is gonna judge
you for the beer you drink, and he's gonna have
the wrong opinion, which is going to be even more frustrating.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
And terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, I mean he's he's got bad opinions of the wise.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Rogers is the best hang of any person on earth
right now.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Luke and I are aligned, so we share the same opinion.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Should like.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I want to know, here's the thing with Jalen Hurts.
Nobody's perfect. So I think Jalen Hurts has no personality.
I think he's probably the most boring person on your list,
and that could be good or bad depending on the person.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
But I think he's extremely boring.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's true. Okay, eleven is five? Who put six?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You got Brock Purty at six, Mason Rudolf seven, Drake
May eight, two at nine, Aaron Rodgers at ten, and
you have one quarterback ranking left at number one. Jake,
you most would like to share a beer? We all know,
we've all said it with Deshaun Watson. You love tell
us why?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Here's my thing?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Great stories?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, maybe things are ordinating stories.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You know, sometimes you want to drink a beer with
somebody you just wouldn't say anything to. And that's how
I feel all here. We would drink silently next to
each other, and I definitely want to ask him about
any massage parlor visits. Here's okay, Can I try and
spin this even though the people were life, Just ask him.
I would ask him for Bill O'Brien and JJ watt's

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stories and we'd get out of dodge.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Sure that that's actually a good point, Vince.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Will Fork, JJ Watt, Bill O'Brien, don't talk to me
about yourself. Maybe Brian Cushing.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, Brian Kushing was the other one that came to
my mind. I don't think he overlapped with him. But
even you know, Brian Cushing's in the building. Still, He's there,
whether you wanted to be or not. Yeah, so yeah,
that's a good call. You also could just wear a wire.
You could be you could be you know.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, well you know what, Seck. Before I get any
more goddamn calls, I think it's time to put you
on the hot seat. I have a game, and I
think it's gonna set us up well for the season. Zach, Sure,
what time of year is it? What season?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Huh huh? Football season?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, yeah, sorry, I'm hitting you cause it's a mid drink.
That's right, it's football season. What else is in the air?
It's back to school season.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I was gonna say pumpkin spice already came back, and
I emolated.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
You know, I will be.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't like soft things, except for when it comes
to autumn. I will be a basic bitch for autumn.
Give me all the pumpkin spice apple cider. But it
is back to school season, not.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
For me but for you, but for me and for
JC Penny under exist barely, But Zach, I've created what
I'm calling the acts or the American football cliche test.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I love it. Okay, I will be honest.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
With the people. I guarantee you this will be one
of the most entertaining things to Zach. I have no
idea what this will be like for the audience. This
this fully could be bad like it could be way
too easy, it could be way too hard. But you'll
have a good time with no matter what, because Zach,
I have ten questions where the answer is based on

(35:02):
knowledge of football cliches to solve logic problems like you
might find on an act or SAT test. Okay, so
I've designed an example question to give you the gist
of it that does not use a sports metaphor, but
instead uses a regular commonplace metaphor. So, Zach, your first
word problem to kind of get in the swing of things.

(35:23):
As an example, would be, uh, two birds arrive for breakfast.
One arrives at eight am, the second bird arrives at
eight oh two am. Which bird gets the worm?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
The early bird gets the worm?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's correct Sach, and that will be how this game
is played.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Okay, Okay, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I think you should get eight out of ten of
these for a passing grade. I think you're gonna want
to nail all ten.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, Yeah, we're shooting for one hundred percent here.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
And I have one that I think might be impossible.
So I think if you get more than nine out
of ten, it's really something special. So first one tech,
this is the question that maybe think of this whole game.
So without further ado question. One of the acts the
American football cliche test is two men are playing video games.

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One is in his basement, the other is in an elevator.
Who wins? And why? It might be impossible? This game
might be so dumb? Chat you get out two men
video games, One is in his basement, the other is

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in an elevator. Which fan wins? And why.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Basement? Because low bad wins.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, welcome to the best game of your life. Dog.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Okay, here we go. All right, what does he get there?
It's like, yeah, obviously bad wins might tell your life.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Isn't that true? Isn't that just a true? Isn't that
low man wins?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, that is true in any case as far as
I can tell.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Okay, if the tortoise and the hair were football teams,
which would have more championships the tortoise or the hair?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Okay, I have one that comes to my mind, but
it doesn't apply perfectly. So maybe, but I think you
probably put I think I would go tortoise would win
the most championships. And the reasoning is because defense wins championships.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I mean, Zach, you've nailed it. You've absolutely nailed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
defense championships. If I give you two options and I
says who has more championships, you clearly picked the more
defensive option.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, that's very true. And by the way, most likely
the low man in that scenario as well.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah. I did think to myself, like, what can you
apply the lowman logic to just all these with any.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Fact in life? And maybe that's a segment of the
future that he could apply low bad wins to, like
political disputes, you know anything. It's real palestide.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I don't know, but that's a slower altitude. Like listen,
this is what I'm getting the people ready for because
we've got a lot of football coming up.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
A lot a lot of football.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, this is to warm you up, get your mind
thinking about how to pick these games correctly.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
So Zach's two for two. Question three, This is a
bit of a math problem, Sach. Okay, okay, A players injured.
He says he's only feeling like he's playing a seventy
five percent today. How much more effort would he have
to give before his coach is satisfied?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Okay, okay, So to me, if I'm coaching this kid
and he's giving me seventy five percent, I'm very clearly
asking him for at least thirty five percent more because
I need one hundred and.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Ten percent, right tack, Well, you better step up, kid,
because I need one hundred and ten percent.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, yeah, you do not have twenty five percent left
and you give me give Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's I mean, that's the math of it. He's gotta
get to one ten. I also like the idea of like, okay,
you subtract, now I have to add and add, like
I have to get where I was and then dig
a little deeper.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
M hmm. That is a good math question. Did take math? Sure?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Not We're not just sports nerds here, we're math nerds too,
We're nerds. Yeah, true, good point.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, I think this one is probably the most obvious,
but by still in fun writing it.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Three men go to lunch really quick. Luke made a
fantastic point. Only Ready said Napoleon was notable. Is because
low bad wins.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I mean, that's really good. Though, that's really good. Excellent
snipe by you. Three. This is question for zackies three
for three. Three men go to lunch. One carries a
bag to lunch, one carries a box, the last carries
a pale. Who'd be the best linebacker?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I mean, for the scouting report, it sounds like the one.
He's a lunch pail guy.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I like that he's a lunchl guy. I mean, that's
it's an easy one. But you got to get the
easy ones, you know, you got to scout.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Him, that's right.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I like that they all packed the lunch today though
it's gonna be a long day at practice, and they
all decided to bring a lunch that's good.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And by the way, great example bag ninety box one
hundred percent, pale one hundred and ten.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I don't know, lunchbox might be last for me. I
like the lunch bag. It's a humble kid.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That's actually, that's true. That is true. By the way,
Fully don't undert I don't understand what a lunch pail
guy is. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Scrappy, I think, I mean, I think they had. They
had like lunch pails working in like the mines and stuff.
So I think this just means hard worker.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like that. We get bag in
the middle here. Okay. For four, the players on the
winning team realize that they can't find their keys or
wallet or anything else they brought with them.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Why is that, the players on the winning team you
can't find their keys or wallet.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Or anything they brought with them.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, that is because they left it all on the field.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
That is, because they left it all on the field.
That's right. Does that make sense? They left it all
out there?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I mean, to be fair, it doesn't have to be
the winning side. It's just you know, as long as
you give a winning effort, you leave it all on
the field. That's all I can ask for. And that
is again, sure, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, Zach, you are now five for five. You are
halfway there. Okay, you've not yet hit the one I've
deemed impossible, So you're doing really good.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Okay, fantastic, Okay, all right, next question that one.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, as a coach, I offer you three items. Your
options are a compass, a ruler, or a magnifying glass,
which would be most helpful and measuring success on the
football field.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, I'm sure there's a reason for all of them. However,
we're talking about football, no other.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Sport, just football. Okay, Well football is.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
A game of inches, so it would be nice to
have a ruler, yeah to really you know, yeah, I mean,
that's going to be the difference between win it and
lose it, between living and dying.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
You tell them, dude, is in front of your face.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, if you look next to you, you'll see someone
willing to live and die for that itch.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Love it the best scene from the worst movie.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I've never seen the movie, but that scene. That's the
only thing I've seen is that scene. And I've seen well,
I mean, I've at least listened to that scene over
a hundred times in my life before every high school
football game, and literally a couple of weeks ago. It's still,
without exaggeration, goose bumps is a Pavlovian response at this point,

(43:15):
much like Trevor when he sees Minnesota twins things.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Apparently, Hey Trevor, I'm in mourning, okay, And I did
have the Joe Maller poster fell down, so there was
one more.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
That's sad that that's some polock.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's just Trevor. Stop distracting me when I'm talking about
football cliches. I'm trying to forget about baseball right now,
you know.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
True.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, they're gonna be the reason they're not gonna get
to eighty wins, Jake. I love your optimism. They're not
going to get to eighty I was, I was.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
So good on my bets, and we're gonna miss because
of the twins. I know, Zach. This is what I've
deemed the impossible question.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Okay, okay, I'm excited for this one.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
We'll see anatomically speaking, the earthworm would be the best
football player. Why is that? The answer is not low
manner wins. I'll just say that, but it's helpful.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
So the earthworm, anatomically speaking, would be the best football player?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Can I answer? I don't get one, guess. Can Can
I throw something out like talk through it? If I'm right?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Is it because he's a gritty guy, gretty player or no.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'll point you towards it as you talk through it.
Anatomically is anatomically yeah, it's the thing.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Okay, So an earthworm? So it stretches it's weekly. Do
they have segments?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I don't even know what's going on with an earthworm.
I feel like I need to have some pre pre
knowledge about earthworms here. Is Is it anything that I've
mentioned so far?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No? I could set you up forward and you'd get it.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
But right, right, So earthworms? Are they the ones that
can like shed their like regrow their tail and stuff
or no?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Correct, you're correct, but that's not what I'm thinking of.
But Zach, I think I'm gonna have to say that's
a no for you. But I'll see you so that
you'll get it here. Okay, if you were if you
were designing a football player in a Labsach, if you
could have more of one body part than anything else,
what should he have a lot of? That's right, Zach,

(45:47):
it's the guy with the most part. They have a
lot of hearts, have the most hearts of any creature.
They have five hearts.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Hey, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
That's the one for zake of numbers, And it's got
a lot of heart.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
By this fair, he does have a lot of heart.
The most you can't teach that's fat. You can't. No,
you can't teach that can't teach speed, a lot of
things you can't teach.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Apparently, that's what I've learned from hard Knock so far.
Buffalo Joe, he's got a lot.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Of heart, yes he does, seeing not much else.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
But he's an earthwork. Okay, Zach, one out of six
you've gotten wrong, So you're five and one. Okay, there
are six in one because you've got three left. Okay. Yeah,
you're getting better just by speaking. And I do think

(46:42):
you're gonna ace these last three. I think there's one
that maybe he's a little tricky, but I don't think
it's his next one. I actually think you're gonna like
this one a lot. Okay, Okay. If the Ravens play
the Eagles and the Eagles win thirty five to ten,
who beat the Ravens? If you ask coach.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Harp that they beat themselves.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
They beat themselves.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
They beat themselves on the logic here.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Well, you know the logic is it's never the other team.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
It's I agree, Yeah, I agree, you're right.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
It's a little critical thinking question if one yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
This is one of those act questions. Is it's just
asking if you understand universal loss, And one of those
is that we always if we lose. It's our fault.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Right, two teams play. One's the victor. Who who did
the other team get beat by themselves?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah? That's right.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay, this one is the one I had the most.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Give credit to the other team, though.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
God, I try to work that one in there, of like,
how do how do I say? Like a c T question?
But they played well out there. Got to give you credit,
you know, got to give credit. Two left. This is
the one I had the most fun writing. But I
do think you're going to get it right away. In
this question, you are evaluating three quarterbacks. Each is balancing

(48:04):
a food item next to their neck. Which would you draft?
One is balancing an apple, One is balancing a pringle,
The last is balancing a cookie. Which would you drafted?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Why say that one more time?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
You have three quarterbacks you are evaluating them to draft.
Each is balancing a food item next to their neck.
Which one would you draft? One is balancing an apple,
one is balancing a pringle, The last is balancing a cookie.
This is good. I'm glad. This is a little tricky.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I feel like the answer is springled, but I don't
know why, Zach.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Sometimes you stumble to the right answer. I'm not gonna
knock you forgetting it right on purpose shoulder sleep on
his shoulder, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Okay, there you go, like I just inherently have gravitated
towards that player, and I don't know why. Now I
do know, if you zooming closer, it looks like there
is a pringle upon his shoulder.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Gotcha, Yeah, there's a pringle on his shoulder exactly by
the way, Luke and Tremor, if you're still listening, I
feel like these jokes are designed specifically for you. So
I hope I'm getting big laughs for.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Some of these, Yeah, for sure, and special type of
person to really like the segment. I'm one of them.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You're one of them. You're the one I designed for.
Last question, okay, okay, so dumb all right, here we go.
A running back in Dallas is facing Mexico. He runs
the ball straight up the middle. What direction is he running?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
North and south?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah? No matter what way he's facing.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
No, he's got to get north and south. That's the
most important thing for.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Him, no matter where you are.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
No, No, we can't have we can't be wasting wasting
movements going side to side.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know, No, you're facing Mexico, still north.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Get the ball. First thing you gotta do, get north
and south and go.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Gotta go man. When you went nine to ten, low
Man wins you. You dodged everyone except the earth Worm one,
which I knew was the trickiest I was.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I'm a little disappointed you couldn't fit keep your head
on a swivel in there.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
But I don't know how you could make that question.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Keep your head on a swivel in one game at
a time? Were the team that I had on the
list that I just couldn't find one game at a time?
Was like every version I came up with was too easy,
like how do you measure a season?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
You also could have done a multiple answer question for
the Ravens Eagles? So who beat the Ravens? Is the Ravens?
Why did the Eagles win? Because they wanted it more?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yes? Oh, I thought of a good one right now?
Can I think of say this one out loud that
I think I just thought of? Sure, an offensive lineman
comes into your office with a bullet wound. He just
got three holding penalties last weekend. Where did he shoot
himself in the foot?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, honestly, he shot everybody on the team in the
foot at that point.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Shot. That's so true, right said?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
At first I thought you would take a bullet for
his quarterback and that was the reason. But no self imposed.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Self imposed. I also really tried. Games are won or
lost in the the trenches.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
True, that is true. Doesn't matter where any anybody else
can do whatever they want in the trenches is all
that it matters.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
That That would have been funny. One team scores forty points,
one team scores thirty points, but this team blocks better.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Hey, yeah, that's quite the conundrum. Actually, I'm not sure
that's right.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Well, that that's the game. That's the game, dude, that's
the acts of football.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Acts of football. I love that. That is very good.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
We got to, I know, honestly, quite a few logic
questions there. I I would like to know what everybody
else got on that. If you were playing along, and
hopefully you were, and if not, I give you full
permission to go back to the start of the video
and then play along. Yeah, and then give us your
If you don't get ten out of ten, that's on
you at that point.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
But it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Okay, So season loving Jake looks slim, He does and Jake,
I have a logic question for you. Oh right, I'll
lead us into this other little talking point. I have
what is in your big wrestling fan, Randy, I know
you're a big wrestling fan. In the chat as well,
what's the most deadly weapon in wrestling? Because there is

(52:44):
an answer. It's not a chair. You can take a
million chair shots and you bounce right back up. Sledgehammer
where you're going for, not a sledgehammer. You can get
up from a sledgehammer. Nutshot, nut shots good, nutshots good.
That is one of the most powerful. But I'm an
actual weapon, not a move.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Uh, I don't know what do you go for?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Championship belt, chick? Oh dog?

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down for the count. You can't get up for that.
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Trophy Smack got a deal with Mark Cuban on Shark Tank.

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This is how I start out every single pitch about
Shark Tank. I don't know or about trophy smack. I'm
not sure if they want that or not, but I'm
just saying that's the most impressive thing for me. Yeah,
I love Sharks Tank, but this is the most They're
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et cetera. And if you use promo code Flurry flu

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are r y, you can get a discount. You can
get a free ring with the purchase of belt, a trophy, whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
This is.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Listen to this. That's metal. That is metal. We got
the new.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Flurry Sports logo in the middle there pretty pretty over
here we get the Let's go Wisconsin logo. Gotta love that.
If you're watching or listening, you gotta make sure you
watch this to see this belt. And then you got
the other alternate Flurry logo here. This is a belt
you could get yourself, or you can get a Champ chain.
You know those turnover chains in college football. You can
get yourself one of those for your fantasy league. You

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can get a trophy, you can get a ring, you
can get another thing. If you're not in a fantasy league,
you just want to customize your room. They have extremely
customizable wal art that's magnetized. You just put the magnet
there and you can swap them out. That I love
quite a bit. And you can design them to look
like Pokemon cards, as sports cards, whatever you want to do.
But Trophy Smack's got a lot of stuff. Everything is customized. Well,

(54:49):
they got loser stuff too. I think they got like
a loser unit card.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Basically, yeah, that's good, true, true, it's pretty sick. There's
a lot of things you can get over there, so
just go check them out. Let them know.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
We sense you when you make your purchase by using
the code flurry flu r r y and uh, then
you're good to go. Jake, let's end talking a little
bit about fantasy football. When you're gone. We talked about
fantasy football. Yes, you, I assume are going to be
playing in some fantasy leagues, but you're completely out of
the loop. And I think other people are probably out

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of the loop as well. So let's use this as
a little little key for them to help them out.
So if you have any questions about who's good who's bad,
let me know. And another thing you could do you
could get the draft kit. I have a thirty two
page draft kit. You can get scan the QR code
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(55:50):
E R. We got ten dollars draft kit thirty two pages.
Or if you become a monthly member for five bucks
you get the draftkit for free. You get access to
the data files, a group chat with me, and all
kinds of stuff I also forgot. If you're on YouTube
here you can see this. This is another thing. Trophy
Smack has to have tram stamp tattoo, which is very funny,

(56:12):
very funny. If you don't want to do a permanent one,
just do a little temporary one.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I like their draft boards.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Draft boards just sup right now. In person drafts are
so much better than online drafts. It's a completely different game.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
So I've got an in person draft coming up with
the Office. We did it last year and we're running back.
We're twelve folks strong and then I'm in the Dynasty
League for you, so two for two there, so feeling
pretty good about it. We feel good. Do you have
a punishment in any of your leagues? That's like the

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big thing with our Office draft loser sings karaoke.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's fun. That's fun. I don't think I have any punishments,
but I do like the leagues that do that. I
really like the ones where it's like you have to
go to a waffle house for twenty four hours and
then you have to do like different achievements or something
while you're there to like reduce the time. Like there's
one person that's like every pancake you eat or waffle

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you eat, you reduce it by like ten minutes or
something like that. So they're just trying to house pancakes
and they get sick or they have seen that with
a local bar, it's like if you do this certain
shot you get, you know, reduce your time.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
They end up getting destroyed.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
That's good. I've seen you have to wear a bikini
do a bar. That's good. Yeah, I I like it.
The karaoke one's fun. We give folks the option if
you didn't want to sing karaoke, you gotta buy around.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
That's good. That works, Yeah, get something out of them.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Bar likes that more. But otherwise it's great because it's
like maybe you're good at singing, but either way, get
up there.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
We announce you lost, right, Yeah, yeah, that's the biggest
part of it.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
But no, it's fun. In person drafts are good. Randy asked,
what's the longest draft I've ever been in? Didn't in
person draft in high school. The first year they did
individual defensive players, so it was kind of wild West
and we did it fully in person. Took a very

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long time. I think like three hours because who was
available was like, what took the right amount of time?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's different for me just because
I've done slow drafts and then also done like Charity.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I mean that's true. Our dynasty draft takes.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Days, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done a couple of
weeks on one, so yeah, yeah, which is tough.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
It's hard to stay connected to it. At a certain
point you're like, okay, let's just get this done.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
One well, especially like no One's drafts usually start so
so it's like right dragging on in round thirteen, it's
pretty brutal.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
It's like I don't even care which player I get,
Let's just hurry this up.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, I have no idea. What if these defensive players
are good?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Yeah, I'll give up my pick if we can end now.
Quite the time Rende was good forever, so he might
still be good this year. One of my favorite players honestly. Yeah,
and Tiki is the opposite screw Tiki.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
That's so good. Yeah. Ronde Barber and Derek Brooks like
that Buckingeer's team.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yes, one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
So if you have any fantasy questions, if you really
completely uh yeah, well yeah, people in the audience continue
to send them, Jake if you got them. Otherwise, Luke
mentioned rampage, shacks and sons the deadly its weapon in wrestling,
which is true. He didn't understand what was a work
and what was not a work, and then that pissed
him off, and then his chat pissed him off, and

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then he had some daddy issues.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
It sounded like and uh, that guy's face paid the punishment,
you know.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah, and by the way, like coming like it was
bad anyway, I liked it. We had to like not
only was it bad, but then it was like, did
we mention that the guy who got beat up was
a veteran who turned to wrestling to liked like, you
would have been bad anyway. We didn't need to give
him a tragic backstory.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
No, No, this is he served our country for this.
Come on, yeah, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
This is a good one from Randy. Is Chase your
number one pick?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
If I was on the clock with the number one pick,
I would be It would be more difficult for me
because I think Chase is the consensus. That's how I'm
ranking him as well. If I was actually the one
chose to make that decision, I don't think I would
go Chase. I think I would still go running back
just because of how I like to draft, So I
would probably draft Bijon or saque number one. But that's

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personally just me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Well, listen, not to do the boring questions. I'm sure
you've had to answer a hundred times, but sincerely, my
question was going to be Saquan.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Or b Yeah, I would go say I would go
Bijon first, just because I think there's a greater risk
of Saquon getting hurt after last season. Yeah, and it's
just chance. If you says healthy, I think there's no
doubt he's the better player. It's just I'm going to
if I'm putting a percentage of risk on both players,

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I think Saquon's the higher risk. Yeah, and Luke doesn't
love his team he's just drafted.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
That's a tough feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
But have you ever done a draft and ended it
not liking your team? I think I have one in
my memory, but I'm almost always pretty good about him.
There's there has been a couple. There has two of them,
and they were recent or I come away like, Okay,
now I got to get to work because this is
not it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I mean, early on, I remember the literal moments where
I'm like, it's just a poorly constructed team. Like you
know when you're young enough that you make mistakes, like
I remember one year, I'm like, I took way too many,
like I had no depth running backs. I think, I think,
honestly the most recent one. I did that when we
first set up. When I first drafted into our dynasty league,

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I set myself up for failure because I went I
was like, well, I'll be super depth, heavy on receiver
and I'll be light on running backs. And I should
have done the opposite, Like every year there's receivers I
could take, and so that otherwise not initially, but I
was one of the group. I can't even remember what
year this was, but the year where Rogers broke his

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collar bond I lost like my top three picks season
enders and so not initially, but it's like, I think
that was the same year. It's like Antonio Brown, Rogers
and maybe Alvin Kamara like that feels right, Like yeah,
them on different teams, but like three just like well,

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that's it. So not the exact same thing. Like I
ended that draft and I'm like this is pretty chalk,
and then I was like, oh, my season.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Is just over right, that's true. That is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
A lot of people, I'm sure felt that way after
Christian McCaffrey last year as well. I think I had
a Jonathan Taylor situation as well. I think I drafted
him first a couple of years ago and you went
down right away or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Luke, I have a question, right, this is Luke's drafted.
He doesn't love are you getting points for defense for Travis?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
So he said that, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I think you would have to set it up where
you also have defensive players on your team. If not,
I think by default it just doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Them, right YEA. So because if let's assume not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Right, then I I don't if I don't find the
pump for Trevor Hunter, I don't want to Travis hunder
on my team.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Yeah, And I mean you got Chase obviously, and then
that sets you up snakes, so you probably went, God,
did he go Hill?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Next he was talking, he went, he went Chase Cook
Hill and he said I would hate it, and I do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Turns out, yeah, I think that's fair. Trying to think
what what do you feel like? Is the This is
a fun question. I don't think anyone's asked you, so
I'll ask this because I'm sure you're doing a bunch
of advice shows and other pieces. Is there player that
you can't explain why you're just not drafting this dude?

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Like this is a professional, but it's like I'm just
not gonna take him, Like he's probably there, but he's okay.
I have one as an example, like Ceedee Lamb is
gonna be good. I'm not. I just don't. I don't.
He's wearing a Cowboys jersey and he's too high up,
like if you fell, I would take him, but like
where he's supposed to go. I totally get why someone

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would take him right away, and I'm like, it's not me.
He's not my first round pick. There's no world, right
I guess I have a few of them. In terms
of do not draft. I think I can explain Tyreek Hill,
but he is for sure I might do not draft.
And then James Cook, who's on Luke's team, and we
talked about when you were gone, Like, I don't think

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he gets any worse, but I don't have any reason
why I want to take him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
The one player that I have.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
No real reasons Chase Brown, and it doesn't matter where
he is. I don't think I would take him. If
he's my running back four, maybe I would do it.
I don't see a scenario where that happens. But I
don't think I trust him as a three, and everyone's
drafting him as a two, so I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I don't really know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
That's funny, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Shout out to Tackie on kick Good and know we're
live there. Hello. Also looks like he went with a
couple of languages just to make sure we could read it.
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
That is good. I for similar reasons, And I mean,
I guess this is one I could explain, but uh,
I'm gonna let someone else take Brise Hall.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Yeah, he's one for sure, but again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
More explainable than anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
But uh, I get a super weird feeling about this
entire Jets team.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Really fun. Yeah, I okay, let's end the show on this.
Can you give me because we're gonna do full NFL
predictions next week?

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Okay, right, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Give me one team that you're, let's do, excited to watch?
Is okay, and you're gonna give me three. Give me
a team you're excited to watch because they're gonna be
really good. Give me a team you're excited to watch
because they're gonna be really bad in an exciting way.
And give me a team that you're excited to watch
because you have no idea what the fuck they're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Okay, excited to watch because they'll be really good. I
mean I think it's the Ravens. I think they're really
really like just a very good football team, and Lamar
is always must watch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Regardless, but that that defense I think is gonna be outstanding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Copy and paste, I mean that was my answer. Like,
they're just gonna be really good. They're always really fun
to watch, well coached. Yeah, close games. I'll be a
different one to be fun. And I'll say the Bills, Sure,
they're gonna be good. I just have no faith in
the Bills. No, but I'm excited to watch them. I'm
like almost marbidly curious how they do. At this point.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Bills fans hate Luke and I because we do the
after Hard Knock show and we're just they're too comfortable,
they're too complacent. I absolutely hate everything I've seen on
Hard Knock so far. And then we got a nice
little couple page right up from a Bills fan in
the chat. So I'm looking forward. If you want to
talk shit on us, join us tomorrow night after Hard Knocks.

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We'll be live right here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I love that show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, but the Ravens going back with the Ravens. Nobody
is giving DeAndre Hopkins an ounce of respect. He's on
this football team. We're acting like he's not good at
football anymore. That's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
That's so funny. That is true. Yeah, that is what's happening. Okay,
that's good. I kind of feel that way with the Bills,
where it's like you correct me if I'm wrong, because
I know, like listen, I don't fully believe in this
team they're gonna be good. Like this is a very
good football team. So it's like record wise settled in
hard knocks, I will say, has made me like their

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coach more. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Oh really, yeah, I mean it's exciting that it's his
last season with the Bills before he gets fired.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
He does have that to look forward to. They did
improv I love that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
That was one of the few things I've liked.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Okay, give me a team. Let's do bad, so bad.
You're excited to watch, so first, I let you go
first last time, and I have an each one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Okay, Browns, Yeah, that's I feel like that has to
be it. But I'm not sure. If they start bad,
I don't I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
That'll be fun. Oh you take the Browns, I have
a better answer. Lick those duves, dude, lick those duves.
The Giants.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I don't think they're bad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. Give me a
mid season hard knocks of them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Dude, redemption strikes agreed that would we need that quarterback
room on full display.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I can't believe we're not getting this preseason on hard
knocks with Yeah, what's happening there?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
So agreed?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
They are good, but the brown shit Show, which actually
should be the mid season hard Knocks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Agreed, there's more. Like, here's the thing with the Browns.
Whatever you think of the Browns right now on August
twenty fifth, Are they a shit show? Are they not
a shit show? It doesn't matter because there's something else
that will happen to them, because it always does, and
that's why they're gonna be the worst team and that's
why they're gonna be must watch for that reason. Someone

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else is gonna do something. Will Deshaun come back just
to touch somebody? Well, Quinnshaw Judkins hit somebody else. Isaiah
Bond is there now for some reason? Well he will
we find out. Oh it's a lot worse than we thought,
like or maybe he's not even scandalous. Maybe he's just
something crazy happens like Josh Gordon, Like it's not that

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scandalous that he was drinking and doing drugs, but he
was and then he got sober and was bad at football.
That's interesting, Like there's the Browns are always interesting and
must watch. Johnny Manziel, that was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah, when will Shader start a game? Because he will?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I mean, listen one good preseason performance and we're all,
how did that happen so fast? Everyone apologized except for
Dylan Gabe. Yeah, who I love.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I love Delic Gabriel. I mean, you shouldn't have walked
back his comments. Talk shit on. That's so funny, it's
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
And then I think the most fun a team you're
excited because you have no idea what they're gonna do.
I started this game because that's the Jets for me, Like,
what the fuck are you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
The Jets are a very good one, like, but it
has to be for me between the Jets and the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Maybe I was thinking Beals.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Bengals. I think I unfortunately know exactly what they are,
which is what they have been. Yeah, how about the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Raiders aren't in Pete Carroll Carol, but I just think
they're gonna be a little less than five hundred. But
I really like him, Like I just think that'll be
the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Probably, But like a Mari Cooper just signed back there today,
Like they're building something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
It's very interesting. That is really fun. Yeah, they got
to have that element too, the one I was singing of.
But I just don't think this is the fun pick
is like I am like, I mean, what the hell
is happening in Tampa? Like are you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
But it's been weirdly quiet, yeah, and like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Weirdly consistent, like or just the best team in this division?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
So, oh, I got another one. There's a few. I
guess there's a lot because the Falcons. No idea, Oh,
I have a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Great one that division. I have a great one, and
I don't think we can just call them bad. I
cannot wait. Oh not their division. Sorry I got confused,
but this there's another one in that division.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I was gonna say, maybe I was singing the Panthers,
but I'm thinking a different cat. Dude, dude, a what
is about to happen in Jacksonville? Trevor Lawrence in a
make or break season? New coach Travis Hunter is not
going to do anything anyone likes? Probably yeah, better what

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he does, it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
It is going to be crazy. That's a team. Yeah,
I have no idea, no, not in my mind. I
feel like Trevor Lawrence can't get better, but maybe he does.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I don't know Travis Hunter. I don't think he can
play eighty percent of the snaps on both offense and defense.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
But what if he does?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
And what if isn't that interesting? Yeah? Aren't they gonna
be like and are they competitive in that division? Almost certainly?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't think they'll be ruled out
of it before like week fifteen or sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
I mean, if they're out out halfway through the season,
everyone's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Right, Yeah, I would assume. I don't think anyone runs
away with that division unless the Texans really figured it
out on their offensive line. But even still, I don't
think that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
No, that would be it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Because Colts are gonna be another fun bad team, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Fun bad team, and Titans should be a pretty traditional rebuild.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Probably. I think Titans are sneaky good, yeah, cam Ward,
But I think they're sneaky good in a bad division.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I think that's fair. There's a lot in that mix
of like, I don't know for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Patriots are another one. Yeah, great effect of like, are
you suddenly competitive? I just think they might be.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yeah, yeah, so we'll see. I think the team we
didn't mention because we have feelings on them because they're
in the division is like I've heard experts say Chicago.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Chicago could be great or horrendous.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I just think they're I actually think they're gonna be
I just fully think it's gonna be. I think next
year we're gonna be like, is Caleb Williams good?

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I think we're gonna be like, Oh, he's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Probably believe that would be the least satisfying answer. I
think you have to ask Chicago fans what's happening. So
that's probably true. Yeah, King Vikings, it comes down to
your enemy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
JJ McCarthy, Hey, or my new enemy newly signed Carson Wentz.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
That's true. That's so fun that Carson Wentz is there.
Let Carson spin it. Who cares? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
By the way, Jared Taylor, friend of the show, winner
of Summer of Love, he texted, He texted me and
guys went to the Vikings. JJ McCarthy done.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Yeah, I need him to start writing my headlines. That'd
be good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
He's good, dude. He sends me click paits every once
in a while. When the Twins were guys, he struggle
the iron was out. He's like, tough day. But if
you want, I think the Brewers would take Buckston or Lewis,
and I was like, absolutely, eat my ass, just get
out of here, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
They probably would though, I mean they would and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
They'd be good there. Oh, Hunter Henry secure, that's big
for the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Huge talk about someone who does not move the needle.
I like him, but you know, have you ever felt
good the Hunter Henry was around?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Never best piece of advice I'll go. I'll go back
to one of your old pieces of advice, Jake. Never
trust a man with two first names.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Never never or never trust a man with no first names. Leviscus.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah, that difficult. Best piece of advice, Randy. I might
do a video specifically about this, but that is to
do not draft a kicker.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
You can just one up before a week one. You
want to draft a lottery ticket, take a handcuff to
a running back just in case they get hurt, and
all of a sudden you have the RB one who cares.
So unless you get like Brandon Aubrey at a good
discount where you get like an elite kicker where it's
like okay, fine, I like to have that roster spot
every single week for the first half the season where
I can drop my kicker and then I have a

(01:17:01):
waiver pickup to you. Either get the top waiver guy
or make a run at him, or pick up somebody
to make sure my league mates don't get them, and
be a little bit of a dick and play the
strategy there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
That's my best piece of advice.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I think that's really good. I mean, I defer to Zach.
I'll give an easy one that I think folks now,
but in case you didn't know it, I'll give it,
which is, don't over evaluate quarterbacks. I think that's the
thing that can sink you if you're getting more into
fantasy or different pieces, is there's a small selection of
elite quarterbacks who are worth taking a little earlier, and

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even they are not worth the elites at the other positions.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Agreed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Yeah, yeah, so it's not rocket science on that. That's
like literally probably most sites number one thing, but.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Less so this year. I think after last.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Year everyone's like, oh, Alan and Lamar and Burrow and like, listen,
those folks are good. But like you, we've talked about
running back, like one of those three versus one of
the Big three. At running back off the board or
even like the wide receiver is a pretty steep top
two with Chase like it's not worth that that would
be The big thing is like you have an option

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to take Chase one, and you take like one of
those qbs. I think, yeah, that's great. You know, so
I'm a lot of people are gonna take.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Yeah, a lot of people are taking Josh Allen the
second round. I can't imagine doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
I You've told me this, and now I'm just repeating advice.
I started looking at qbs in round three. I just
don't Yeah, I just shut it off in my brain.
I let other folks freak out. And then first year
I ever drafted, You gave me that advice, and I
got Ben Roethlisberger and a round. I was like, this
is the best advice I've ever gotten.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Yeah, it's true. I'm sure they went crazy too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
He was really good. It was like it's a weird
resurgency here where he just like threw per million yards.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah, yeah, the killer Bees. So next week and for
the rest of the season, a lot of NFL talks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
So this is one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Well, first off, first call to action to y'all, whether
you're listening now or after the fact, if you want
Jake and myself to make predictions on anything NFL related
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just get me carry your pigeon the message however you
want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Two.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
One thing I do want to do this year, and
I think this is going to be a fun way
to keep track of the season. Jake.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I think every single week of the NFL season, you
and myself are going to come up with two of
the biggest stories of that week. Okay, Okay, So then
we'll keep track, and then there'll be a big article
in or video or something like that the end of
the season, just to keep track, like can you we
believe this happened in week one? So every single week
you and myself will agree on the two biggest stories

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according to us, Okay, it doesn't have to be according
to everybody else. What I think we should do then, though,
is come up with the two biggest of the off
season or and or training camp. If we want to
do both or together, we should have two, go at
least two going into week one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I think I think we do technically four. I think
we should do two for the off season and two
for training camp.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Then okay, okay, so I think we bring whatever. If
you have a couple you have, then we'll talk through.
And then we got to agree on too. If we
can't agree, you got to pick one of yours and
I'll pick one of mine. Whatever we gotta do. Maybe
the chat participates and says what they think, but every
week we're coming out with two, and I'm sure there

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will be no contradictions the entire season. I'm sure we
will keep on the straight. If one person's a bust
week one, I'm sure they will not research.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
You know, famously, I do believe the Broncos made the
playoffs last year until they lost.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I still don't believe. I refuse to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I mean, there is a season where the Bears were
technically first place in the NFC North.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Yes, as fun as it was, I literally almost got
this tribute question wrong a week ago. Who who lost
to the Eagles of the NFC Championship Game? The Eagles
this year, yeah, previous year. Honestly, don't know. The Commanders.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Oh yeah, I was the Commanders.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
That's insane. That's insane to me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
True, have the commander's peak too early?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Oh, I got to take a note on that. Possible
headlines from the off season.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I mean that, that's my question at least. Yeah, true,
that too. Uh, we'll see if Jerry Jones sneaks his
way into any of these headlines as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Well. By the way, let's close on this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
I shit you not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
There are three There are three documentaries on Netflix right now,
sports documentaries where they interview George Bush. Yeah, he's in
the Cowboys money open it We Love Football, which I
love because it's the same way he opens the Nolan
Ryots documentary. But he says it about baseball.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Good. That's funny, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
He's in that one, and I think he's briefly in
the SEC one too awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I know he was in three We Love College Football.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Yeah, but I was like, Netflix, did you just you
definitely caught him in a room and we're like, we've
got a few for you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Yeah. They paid, they paid an hour for him. We
booked him for an hour. Just say these three things
will We'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
The Cowboys documentary started and I was like, that doesn't
sound like Jerry George Yeah, which by the way I
mean those two being best friends.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
I didn't know that, but it checks out. It makes
a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
I don't know, but it feels like that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Maybe maybe I have a feeling Jerry doesn't have many friends,
but if George Bush is one of them, checks out.
W And by the way, of course, hey, w's in
the chat for Georgie Bush. Okay, So we will be
back next week live Monday nights, usually leading up to
Monday Night Football. Obviously, next week we are predicting the

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NFL seasons. Will come for your official predictions and spoilers
because we will predict them correctly.

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Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
If it's a title fight, want hit with this baby done,
so

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
H fuck ya