Tua Tagovail-over (Ep. 232)

Zach and Jake discuss a bad NFL Week 6, love the Tua Tagovailoa press conference, and rank the best NFL division cities.                          

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
What is up everybody? Welcome back to the Flurry Sports podcast.
And what a shitty week six. It was such a
bad week and people are calling it the worst fantasy
football week on top of that because not only were
their terrible performances, there was people getting stretched out. There's

(00:44):
been a million injuries. I just got a notification that
Garrett Wilson suddenly out as well, Like everybody's injured. Everybody's bad.
We the only good, really good thing. Couple of good things.
We'll get into one other thing. But we sent football
over to London and said, hey, watch the worst football
game of all time. There you go. That's what you deserve.

(01:05):
That's how every London game should go. By the way,
a net negative ten passing aird for the Jets is
all London deserves.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Repeating a tweet. But my favorite tweet I've seen, no
it is the next time these two teams play, it
should be at three thirty am on the Weather channel,
like they've never had a good matchup.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, No, that was such a gross Bronco's Jets is
what we're talking about. What a way to start my day.
And I was up because I had to work anyways,
But there's people who woke up early for that game
and imagine, like, let's gather the family on the couch
to start our Like, if you're a New York Jets fan, like,
let's watch them. But look their playing. Got a soccer field,
that's so exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Let's watch Justin Fields get sacked nine times.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, don't care. Rogers was the issue. Rogers kept getting sacked.
Now we got a mobile guy who can run away
from it. And yes, losing games, but at least we
know we have a quarterback. Now we have a quarterback
who can make plays and oh no, what is he doing?
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
By the way, I haven't heard this once yet, but
I I'm getting ahead of this, so it doesn't happen. Okay, everyone,
so listen up. Okay, Okay. The first motherfucker who says
Ben Johnson's washed gets it in the throat. He has nothing.
You can't judge him for this. I'm waiting for the
first guy. Oh fuck, fuck, got confused.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Aaron Glenn.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
First guy who says Aaron Glenn's washed gets it in
the throat. We literally know nothing. We don't know anything.
He's gotta play cards with an Uno deck, Like, what
are you supposed to do? It's hard to win poker
with Uno cards.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I will say he's setting it up though, because he
got sassy with a Jets reporter. And so if you
start attacking the New York media and you're bad, it's
gonna go downhill quickly. There he's the.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
White dude they replace him with when he gets a
good roster.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Ooh, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Who's the Is that Aaron Rodgers first coaching job? He
comes in halfway to That doesn't feel quite right. He's
too like credible. I feel like it's someone like that
first job.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I was thinking Josh McCowan, which is just a more
experienced Dan Latsky.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, that's doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, he's a failed already a failed way. Oh, Josh McDaniels,
Josh McDaniel's interesting. That would be interesting. Actually we could
see Bill Belichick go back to that.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh, Bill, Billy be Urban Meyer.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Urban would be give Urban any team. I think once
we do the expansion in Europe, Urban needs to have
one of those teams.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, I need urban on TV, but I kind of don't.
I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, we don't need him with a microphone. We hear
the stuff we know about urban Meyer behind the scenes
is way funnier. I don't need to hear his voice ever. Again.
I need people telling me stories about him, like he
actually kicked his kicker, he actually left his wife with
the grand children to go to the strip club.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's the funniest on Instagram Live. Yeah, it's yeah, so true. Okay,
different different game. But if you had to pick like
four coaches to be over there, I feel like it's
urban Meyer in Europe. We're saying European expansion urban Meyer,
John Gruden. Gruden would be good coach ow. They would

(04:31):
be very confused. I would love that. Yeah. Or is
it like, oh France thinks coach O speaking French.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Maybe they understand it perfectly. Maybe I was almost thinking
and coach O fits into it just the full. Let's
give them the college football mount rushmore like let's throw
Dabo over there.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh nice, maybe Saban.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Maybe Saban goes over there. Yeah, it's not bad. Maybe
Chip Kelly comes back to being a head. Give him
Brian Kelly. Fuck it, why not you know who.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
He's actually gonna be one of them. This is also,
by the way, this guy throw this dude into the
gents conversation. Who's that motherfucker you hate from?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
He used to be in Arizona, Cliff Kingsbury. Kingsbury, he's
already got the job coming. Why why are we always
just turning a blind blind eye to Kingsbury? Everybody does it?
Remember when he got fired from Arizona and he said,
I'm gonna go to was this the Philippines or something

(05:33):
like that for or No, it was Thailand even more
sketchy for months and no one's gonna hear from me
what a legal shit did he do over there? And
we're like, oh, Kingsbury's back, he's refreshed.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, he's not. What the fuck did he do with
miners over in the Philippines or Thailand? Also, we need
to allegedly but not allegedly, I.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Could say, but to keep it on the football field.
I hate when we do this shit the other way around.
We're always like, let's give people the benefit of out
that you know their their roster just isn't there. It's
what it is he's We've seen three examples of him
not being able to coach at the level we thought
he could. He gets fucking Jdan Daniels for a season

(06:15):
and a half, and we're like, we were all wrong
about him, weren't we He can coach an offense. It's like,
do we know that? Do we know that?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm not even giving him season and a half. I've
watched what he did against the Packers and that was
not try. So I'll give him last year. They did
find last year. What have they done this year? What
have you done for me lately? And I don't want
to hear a thing about injuries you had? Marcus Mariota,
you can do You can do more with Mariota.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You could do anything with Mariota. They take games off.
It's been a while week, dude, we haven't even we're
kind of dipping our toe in the water. You mentioned
all the injuries. It's been Brian Dables stopping concussion tents
from going up.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
That was wild him at a ball whatever as well?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Who was doing the dude?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
If you're not a fan of Cam Scataboo at this point,
what is incredible?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I do love the idea of table coming in like
it's one of those things where it's like you get
back up about the back of your want like Devo's
in there, like, hey, I don't know concussion protocol is
warranted in this case. He's like articulating what I assume
is like a very you know, good argument. And I
assume Cam's Scantaba was next to him, going, that's right,
concussions don't exist. Get him out of there. If you

(07:32):
go in this tent, you never come out like he
There's no way Cam's Scattabou believes in science.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
No minutes after, they showed the highlight film of Scataboo
ramming his head against the wall. Literally, that's not even
a joke. He was testing out his helmet and that
he's heavy budding his teammates without the helmet he is.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yet they said fines were coming, but.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Dab I think they did find him. I'm not sure
that would be more news today. I think they did
find him. I know the Brain Branch fight thing is
taking over the headlines instead. Now, which, by the way,
why are we fighting Brian Branch for hitting Juju Smith Schuster?
We all want to do that.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Well, I was gonna ask you, I feel like, We're
the only show that could probably break this down because
I think everyone feels weird about it but can't articulate why.
And it's just because they got the booking wrong, Like
you can't have the faces hit the heels.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Everyone's cheers right, right right, and then yeah, Dan Campbell
has to backtrack and all of a sudden, Maholmes is
the high road guy. He's like, we do our we
do our fighting between the whistles, blah blah blah blah blah, Like, no,
it should have been the other way.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, it's like every time Dwayne Johnson's tried to be
a face, you know, be a dick. Yeah, just like
you know that's what you are, okay, Chief, Like you're
the bad guys. I do think I'm bracing for a
double turn. I think this is Brett Hart, Steve Austin.

(09:10):
I think you know, we go into this matchup. Everyone
loves the Lions. Everyone's in on the Chiefs, much like
the double Turn from Wrestle India. At thirteen, the turn's
already started. People are kind of like, I'm all over
the Chief's hate, and I think the Lions are starting
to rub some people the wrong way. And I think
this is we're there. I think suddenly now everyone's like,

(09:31):
are the Lions dirty? Dude? Jared sent me this text
message today.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
This is it?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
The double Turn's workie. Jared texted me this morning at
five am, like a true farmer does, and he texted me,
now the Branch swung at Juju. Well, the rest of
the NFL realize that Joseph Branch and the rest of
the Lions are dirty? Or is am and Ross still
the golden boy? We're in? Dude?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Amon Ra is the most hateable person on that team.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
That's what I wanted to say. I was like, I
did say, No one's ever like Damon Raw.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Listen to two seconds of his podcast and if you're
not asleep, you'll hate him. That's what that is.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
But an art he had me until he said, I'm
on Ra, there are golden boys on that team. He's
he is not one. He's the opposite. What's you know, right?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, there's pick anybody pay David Montgomery, especially after two
weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
David Montgomery and I think just Golf and Campbell in general,
like there's a little golden boy there. Golf doesn't want
to be a face Golf wants to be a heel.
Golf tried to smoke weed in California as much as
he could.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, he wants to. He's just not he wants to
be tough. I mean, remember that interview. I think it
was a barstool interview with Blake Ortles trying to talk
about grit. Yeah, incredible, incredible.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
But yeah, so I think there's something there. But yeah,
I mean you're all over and that is to kind
of this is a smooth a transition you're going to
get today into our big headlines. I think one of
them is for sure the fight and.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Right I think, I mean happened in prime time, so
everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I'll be charitable and say, because this is for sure
correct and it's a fun way to get a couple
in there, I would say, like, uh, big controversy like
rules controversy, fine controversy, and you can get Dayble in
there too, Like between Dable and the fight. I feel
like those are the two big storylines.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, I had in this. It's kind of a
double entendre for something I also believe. But I have
birds are dead or birds are not real?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Birds are dead, By the way, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
We need to see what the falcons do tonight. But
Eagles not a contender all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Check him out of the minute.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't know, but Eagles, Ravens check the pulse like
you talk to they're fans, fully dead, fully done. Cardinal's
dead and then we got the falcons night. We'll see
if the falcons are dead. If you're a bird, it
could be a bad day to be a bird.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, I it's a bad day to be a bird.
Great name of the podcast. I I mean that's good.
You are really good at these like abstract observations. I
haven't been thinking about the bird related team's outcomes lately,
but I mean, you're fully right.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know, my phoebion birds, I'm always keeping an eye
on them. Seahawks are part fish.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh, I can only assume.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Right, Ye, Seahawks don't really count.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
They're not a real bird.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, no one talks about the Seahawks. They don't exist
as a team.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Which is weird because it's like they're they're my pick
to win that division.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Sure, but they're neither contenders nor pretenders. There they are themselves.
It's Sam Darnold and who Jackson Smith and jigbab best
receiver in the league. And for why.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Gray's Abel begs to different, dude, give my boy some love.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Love Gray's Abel one of the best, one of my
favor probably my favorite player coming out of the draft.
But again, does it matter? Well, have you seen them?
Have you seen them play football? And if you have,
what do you remember?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
You are all over? I agree with you completely, but
I will say, in the year of our Lord Toy
Toy five, I think I'm becoming addicted to shitty football.
I like, first off, at this point, you texted me
I got. The only football related text I got from
Zach all weekend was Panthers related. So we're in okay,
big week for the Cats.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, let's be honest, who are the most fun teams
to watch right now? I think Panthers are there, Yeah,
for sure, Giants are for sure there.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Giants are way up there. And Buccaneers.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Buccaneers are yeah, I think Buccaneers are actually good.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
But yes, Baker Mayfield so Gooddy got Kevin Durant to
send out a tweet from what I can only assume
was the A's of Distractions. Let's say, did.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
You see the postgame interview with Tes Johnson about the
MVP chance.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, I did not see that.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think I have it right here. I think I
did pull it because it was such a funny Okay, yeah,
I got it right here. Let's watch this. So he
was one of the people who scored. He's a rookie,
one of the people who scored a touchdown from Baker Mayfield.
For people who don't know haven't been playing super close attention,
their receiving corp is decimated, Mike Evans out, Chris Godwin out,

(14:35):
a Mecca Buca left the game out. They were starting
running back, Bucky Irving out, and Baker Mayfield is probably
the front runner for MVP right now. He's playing the
best he's ever played.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Daniel Jones correct, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Not wrong. So Tes Johnson was interviewed after the game,
and this is what, uh he said.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I'm gonna say, you out a funny story. This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
When I score and I have MVP champ, I'm thinking
they talking about me. So I asked Shep, I'm like
ship they was churning MVP and he was like yeah.
I was like, I ain't do nothing this year, and
he was like, they're talking about Baker Tis and I
was like, I was like, well, that explains it what
he is.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
So fair enough. That's one of my favorite clips of
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
That is awesome because that's so funny and so real.
Me it's me, I am, this is crazy. I haven't
even had a good year yet. They're already chanting MVP.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
They love me.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Dude. If he got up and started getting the crowd going,
it would have been the best.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Like He's like, start celebration, bantdamp.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's all me, baby. That is crazy. I mean, I
know we're zipping around, but you keep serving me up
like that. Compare the highs of that post skate press
conference versus the loves of what Tua got on after
the game. I mean, what a week for postgame content.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Let's let's get into it. So for people watching, I'm
not even sure if Jake knows this, but the title
of the stream Jake is Tua Tago fi a lover.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I for those who's listened to me talking to a
microphone for any point of time, know that I think
Tua take a bay Loa is the spawn of Satan.
I could dislike him with every ounce of my being.
I hate him.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Athletes.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, he he tried to throw a touchdown to an
offensive lineman and it was a bad throw. He's a
bad player, he's a bad teammate. He's a bad leader.
And Tua said, uh, the offensive liman was trying to
be athletic. Go fuck yourself to a like you nearly
snapped your spine and half falling. You had to go
to learn taekwon know to learn how to fall.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
And then we don't.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
We do not. That's a bearing the lead for sure,
bearing the lead Hall of Fame. Then Tua goes in
training camp I think two years ago, talks into a
microphone like, yeah, Tarren Armstead, my left tackle, the star
of left tackle, the only person blocking for me to
keep me safe. I drove past him. His car was
broken down. Yeah he'll show up at some point. He's late.

(17:24):
That's crazy. What a good leader driving past his left tackle.
And then he did the shit again, and then at
training camp again this past year, goes to the microphone.
So it showed me the buddy to the people, like,
read the room, dude, you suck. You're terrible, You're a
horrible leader. Let's hear what he said into the microphone
this weekend though, because I also have this, and then

(17:46):
I haven't added a context after this as well.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I think it starts with the leadership in helping articulate
that for the guys, and then what we're expecting out
of the guys, Right, we're expect thing this? Are we
getting that? Are we not getting that? We have guys
showing up to only player only meetings? Late, guys not
showing up to player only meeting, Like, there's a lot
that goes into that.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Do we have to make this mandatory? Do we not
have to make this mandatory?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So so it it's it's a lot of it's a
lot of things of that nature that we got to
get cleaned up. And it starts with the little things
like that.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
To be clear, you're saying some players were late or
missed late.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, okay, a lot to unpacked there from mister Tua.
So don't saying in football is if you have a
player only meeting, that's complete disaster. Your season's done. Like
everybody knows that at this point.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Uh So we say announce their first one in week one?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah? Right? This is the team I said was the
worst in the NFL before the season started. By the way,
look at look at what's happened. It's gone downhill. Now
he's having a player only meeting, and then after the loss,
he goes to the microphone and releases things that aren't public,
saying that people aren't showing up and we're having player

(19:12):
only meetings and it's because of leadership. Uh oh. To
the starting quarterback, the franchise quarterback, he is saying, I'm
holding meetings and my teammates aren't showing up. They're not
showing up, and I don't know whose fault it is,
but it must be leadership. Who's the leader? To h
and by the way, you just threw three picks. He's

(19:34):
trying to point fingers around, immediately pointing them at himself.
He is, it's unbelievable. Now Mike McDaniel comes out today
and is like, yeah, he can't be saying that after
a loss. That's insane. Like no one is on to
his side. The internet is finally to the point where

(19:54):
Zach Brunner is everybody hates TUA today. It's totally the
greatest things.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I A hate that. He's kind of not wrong, he's
just he doesn't know he's talking about himself. But yeah
to you dude, also, you you nailed this. I just
want to put in context for people. He was asked
a question. The question that he was answering there was
how does your team avoid a woe is me? Attitude? Right?

(20:24):
And I think answered with a pretty woe is us attitude?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, before it's not his fault.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
But to your point, no questions about off field stuff
at all, no question. In fact, i'm paraphrasing. You can
look up the exact question is it's asked. But it
was getting at the fact of, like, to be honest,
some things didn't go your way in this game. That's
happened a few times this year where you're close to
take a question. It's like you're close. What's going wrong?

(20:51):
How do you keep a chin up? He goes, things
are actually worse than you think they are.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
My teammates are fucking up and it can't be me.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
You also can have you know, how weekly players only meetings?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Right? Not good? Not good?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
This just can't be repeated, right.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
But yeah, so your team isn't really uh working out
right now? Things aren't going your way. You're falling apart.
What's wrong? Oh? We're having player only meetings. It's all
my teammates fault. It's not my fault, now, Jake. There's
more information that came out today from a former teammate
of Tua. Let's take a look. So in this tweet here,

(21:36):
So this is from Dashon Hamilton, a former teammate of him,
Dayshawn says, this dude, the starting quarterback, was late to
the very first team meeting during my three seconds on
the Dolphins, and everything was all cool in there during
that so two it calls out teammates for being late,
says that's the reason the Dolphins are bad. Couldn't possibly

(21:58):
be him, And then teammates like, hey, I was there
for literally two seconds and the only meeting I was
there for, Tua didn't even show up on time. Does
this surprise anybody.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
No, it a doesn't surprise me. I also think people
don't like who the Dolphins have zero leadership, like the
fact that it's like I heard someone tried to claim
today that it's like, well, they're also in the leadership
vacuum because Tyreek Hill's not there. Oh Jesus Christ, peaking
of leadership. Tyreek Hill wasn't in the room we're falling apart, Like,

(22:34):
what do we doing? How much do you have to
pay Jason Taylor just to be at meetings?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
No kidding? Yeah, the pillars of the team on offense
for sure is was two win Tyreek? What's gonna get
done if it's too in Tyreek? And now who is it?
If it's not Tyreek? Who's the next one to step up?
Darren Waller? Has anyone seen his music video to Kelsey Plumb?

(22:59):
They it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Things have gone downhill since Mike Giseki left the Dolphins,
and I don't think we give him enough credit.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Not wrong, by the way, this is lower than Adam
Gase Dolphins too.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
This is really bad. Also, like not probably an original take,
but you want to know what's going wrong to You're
one in five? Dude, you suck it. You're not like
a little fixes away from being a good football team.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
No, no, and you're losing to bad football teams. It's
not like you played a gauntlet.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
And listen, people can think what they think about this.
That was my statement at the time. I just think
this adds context to where this is at. This is
the mindset of a dude whose family begged him not
to return to football.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Like everyone at the time was like, oh, dude, he
loves the game so much, he's not gonna give it up.
He's delusional, dude, He's absolutely off his rocker when it
comes to foot he thinks that.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Takes power of attorney away.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Now this is it was all cute when it's like, yeah, dude,
he thinks he's the best quarterback in the NFL. Yeah.
Sometimes that's fun. When Baker does it, it's fun. It's
not fun when Tua does it.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm telling you, if I'm thinking about this as a
sports economics thing, like I've always said, once that quarterback
gets paid, once they get that contract, then we can
start to judge them on the player they are. We
should find the perfect intersection where what dollar amount is it, Like, oh,
it's cute when you do something, and okay, we're going

(24:35):
to criticize you fully because Baker, i think, is still
on the budget side. Yeah, so like he's got his contract,
but it's it's on the budget side, whereas Tua is
obviously paid as one of the top quarterbacks. Were critical
of him. Jordan Love is playing the exact same way
as he did before all of a sudden, we're more
critical of him because he got paid. Things like that,

(24:56):
justin Herbert, Oh, he's one of the best quarterbacks in
the league, gets paid. Oh he can't win the big game.
Like nothing changes except for the dollar amount. And it's
an interesting thing that I think off season, maybe we
do a little bit of research. I'll hit the books,
we'll figure it out. I'll gauge the America obviously, and

(25:19):
we'll see what's going on. But we need to figure
out our week six headlines. So I think the fight
is on there.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I think we can combine fight slash stable.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Do you think the conversation is fines though?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I think I think the conversation is just people doing shit.
They should it, and so I'm finding a way to
combine them. But otherwise I would say to those two,
but the fight for sure.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay, what I mean, depending on what the other one is,
maybe we do combine it.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well. The one that we haven't talked about yet that
I think is I don't know if your storyline, but
I'll throw it out there. I mean, Tennessee is the
first team to fire their head.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Coach, right right?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Brian Callahan canned things coming out there. People not overly
fond of him.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, how bad do things have to go? That were like,
you're ruining cam Ward's future, You're done.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well they fired him because they played Rable next week. Yeah,
like from an inside source specifically, that was the thing
that the owner owner whatever even actually mentioned.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
They have a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Do you know who they're in A coach should be?
Who trod Mayo? That that should be? Yeah, for sure.
And you got to tell me the players won't have
some vinegar in them to be fired out.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
That is true. They could go Jeff's Saturday approach with
Taylor Lewan, but I do like that as well. Gila
gerad Bao, he would be. I mean, he's gonna fight
somebody if he goes there, Oh everybody, as he should.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, get the boys fired up. Otherwise, Yeah, what former
Taylor Lewan? That's the former Titan you're doing.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I just wanted someone connected to Vrabel as well.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
But oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
There's got to be some good. What's Jake Locker doing, wonder, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
George he's a head coach for college teams.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
True, true, that's a little too experienced. If we're going
yea Saturday round all right?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
My bad? Last experience Titans Randy Moss Titans legend.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
True, yeah, I us don't. Did drell Owens play there
at one point too? I can't remember did he?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
That feels fake? But maybe. By the way, Baker makes
thirty three MILLI a year. He's on a three d
year contract, so not at all paid what he's going
to end up being paid.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
True, still a lot, but yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Echelon ooh, Layne Walker is good. Yes, Vince Young.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yes, that would be a fantastic one. He's got to
be coaching high school football. Don't you think I'll.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Look at that right now? But he's got the vibe.
He's definitely given some good pregame tip toks.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
He's the ben there, done that guy, Brian or Rackbo.
Maybe he was on the defensive side for a little bit.
Huh Hainesworth, Oh, Elbert Hainsworth? Yeah, done that. I mean,
that's who it is, That's who it needs to be.

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How could it be anybody else? And tell me he
wouldn't get the boys flared up to beat for abel or.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, Vince Young works for Texas.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh sure, consultant works for them. He's on the payroll.
We can bring what's what's his name now, I can't
think of his name. Former Titans coach that brought him
to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh, Jeff Fisher. Let's get Jeff Fisher back.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I deserves it, he does. God fucking Jeff Fisher.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Love him the best?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, he is.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He because of the number of times he went five
hundred or one game above or below five hundred for
the last five or six years of his career, Like
it tarnished his career. Like he's a good football coach
and he was successful, but he just became the picture
of mediocrity.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Ohso, by the way, if we don't do Hainsworth, I
thought of the dude. I was like, why do I
have no emotional attachment to any Titan? I was like,
I just got nothing there wrong.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Pacman Jones, Oh, pac Man would be great. Pac Man
would be very good talking about he would volunteer for sure, Yes, yes,
he would be fantastic. He would build a staff too.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Really good one. Pac Man. Joe's staff is actually like,
really pac Man, Joe's staff is like Hugh Jackson and
it's all the Cincinnati staff. It's Martara Lewis, it's Hugh Jackman,
it's Lovely Smith, Jeff Fisher's there by the way. That's
the most mediocre staff of all time. Yes, that's staff,

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by the way, but are they not going five hundred?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh yeah, they'll be competitive, they'll be in every game.
Any staff with Hugh Jackson is the most mediocre staff
of all time.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
That is so true. Yeah, you put, that's a fun game. Okay,
hold on, we're in the workshop. This is real time,
and then we'll play it on a future show. There's
a board game called Red Flags, okay, where the premise
is it's just like apples. Apples, you have like date cards.
You're building your ideal date, and there's all these features
like Okay, she's tall, she's a model, uh, she takes

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care of puppies on the weekend, all these nice things,
and then your opponents get to play one red flag
on all these people to be like, okay, she's all
those great things, but also she's secretly a Russian spot
you know something on there, or you know she shoots
loogi's on the sidewalk, you know, different things or whatever.

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We do that we build dream staffs for football and
then we each get to put one red flag on
the teamer staff, like you build your dream football staff,
but Hugh Jackson coaches.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I mean, yeah, that's an instant like oh okay, yeah,
that's minus four wins.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You get to design an offense, but two, I have
to play quarterback. I get to pick one red flag
just to dampen your ship. Brandon Staley has to be there.
We've seen that sink a franchise. At this point, Eddie
Lacy's running the ball.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
That would be fun. We should do something like that.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Work it out. I've got a lot of half good
game ideas.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, I mean, you just gotta get somebody else with
half good game execution put it together.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I can't do it all. But do you do Titans
and then the fight or do you do the Dave
all tend and everything Giants related? Because I do feel
like there's we kind of skipped over that, but I
mean the Giants are actually electric right now.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
The other big storyline happen just happened before the games,
I think, and that's the Browns are already selling.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh that's so true.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Like Joe Flacco is now Joe Ohio. He's the true
Joe Ohio quarterback.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, almost beat the Packers twice in a season.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Not a lot of people can say that except for
you know, J J. McCarthy and Gale Will But.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's kind of fun. But yeah, Joe Flacco, Yeah, them
already selling. That's so true.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Because they traded with the Jakes this week as well,
swapping starting corner, which was weird.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
God, Miles Scart's got to be pissed, right or does
he not care? Is he just above it all?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Uh? He's he's dating Chloe Kimp So I think he's
got to be good to go. Winter Olympics coming up?
Is everyone excited because I am love it?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I can't wait to see him, by the way, in
a turtleneck.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Right, for sure, He's going to be the scariest person.
And I think it's in Italy.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
This year that I can already see it.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah for sure. Okay, all I know is the fighter
is on there. But I agree Brian Callahan getting fired
like the Titans getting fired, I think the Browns selling,
and or does Joe Flacco getting traded uh to the Bengals.
Then you have Mike Tomlin also calling out the Browns

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general manager, being like, what the fuck are you doing,
like trading a starting quarterback within the division? You're you're
an asshole basically, which was interesting.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, I mean there's so many things. Dude, what a
week because we really skipped over. I mean, Baker just
being the best is definitely in contention, but I don't
think it is quite it.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
They find me to do their first victory formation Tampa Bay.
It's always been a last second score.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
True, Hendrickson being weird.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
In Cincinnati, Packers continued their string of whenever the Packers
play a team, either there's one of their best players
gets hurt or they're hurt coming in. So again this game,
Hendrickson didn't play. Next game, Packers get to play the
Cardinals without ooh, Marvin Harrison Junior and probably Kyler Murray.
So Packers continue to have a curse on their own point.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, I kind of want the story to be the
fight and then the Giants, Like everything with the Giants
is kind of I took the most compelling thing in
NFL right now, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
What how do we.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Do?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We just say the Giants are here?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Like what the Giants are intense? And you make a
tent joke.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's a good one. Okay, the Giants are in.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
And I did as you type that out, just some
shout out. We've been geting some chatter in the chat.
We love folks in the chat. Randy. Uh, do the
Dolphins fired their coach? I mean absolutely not eventually. Yeah,
I think the Colts might make the playoffs. I think
you might be right, Randy.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I think Colts and Patriots are both in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah. I had this thought today, which is like, I
feel like I know the playoff teams like no drama.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, I think I know them. Yeah, Okay, let's let's listen.
So we got seven on each side, so let me
bring up just the.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Sassarily division winners. But it's just like you're in. I
think we can do it the fourteen who are in?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
You want to do just the fourth? The top four?
Do you want to do each seven? Because I think
we're the fourteen.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I just didn't sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just didn't
necessarily want to do like this team's gonna win the division.
This one's a while come. But I think we can
do seven in each conference.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, let's start with the AFC. So we got the
Bills for.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Sure, Bills in Patriots in Yep, Steelers in Steelers in
Colts in Colts in Chiefs in Chargers in Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
One more? Is it the Broncos? Is it the Jaguars
or is it the Ravens. It's between those three?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I do think. Is it silly? I think a second
one's gonna come out of the AFC South.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Uh No, No, I would assume it's Jacksonville. If it's
any of them. I don't think it's gonna be Houston, though.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, I guess because of those people. I mean, Broncos
are the safer bet like gut reaction right now, it'd
be like, yeah, it's the Broncos.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
So I agree. So NFC Eagles, are you still declaring
in funny?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I mean in ye're in Okay?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
So Eagles in Packers, in.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Packers, in Lions, in in bucks in bucks in six
ste Hawks in Seahawks in rams, rams are in.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
And then we got one more? So is it going
to be the Vikings, the Commanders, the Cowboys or the Niners.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I think it's oh, I I think it's gonna be
the Commanders. But I or is it the Is it
exactly what we thought in the preseason?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Probably? Like I think it's probably the Vikings. It depends
on if like, here's the thing. I know your answer this,
but I'm still gonna ask in anyways, we're gonna see J. J.
McCarthy next week would be my guess coming if.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I'm being sincere, like they should improve when he comes back.
It's not me saying like.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
They're gonna see good JJ McCarthy or is it gonna
be just unbelievably terrible like we saw before.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
If you keep asking me these questions, I'm eventually gonna
get petty because the answer I want to say to
that is like, maybe we're gonna see pigs fly. He
doesn't exist, he's not good. But so far, if I okay,
you've got me there. If I go to work and
I shit on my desk for six hours of my
day in the last two hours, I'm awesome. I'm the

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best employee they've ever fucking had. That's not a good
day at work. He had one really good quarter.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Tim Tebow did it.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
He did do it.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Tim Tebow did do it. The difference is Tim Tebow
literally didn't play the first three quarters. They sucked them in.
They should do that. They should think about that. Teams
I should do that. We said that with Tibo, they
should do that. Now, it's silly to have in the
sport that is as violent as football. Guys just played
the whole time.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
We don't give the Dolphins enough credit for doing that
with Fitzpatrick and Tua.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
They're the only team that ever figured out to and
then unfigured it out.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Right, right, Yeah, they went back. You know we should
pay this guy. You're right, Like, no, no one said that,
No one said you had to do that. We know
they just pay justin Herbert, we gotta do it because.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Okay, actually we've stumbled onto something. There's a few examples
of this. You're gonna help me think of more, but
to and Fitzpatrick great example. Tua plays three quarters mediocre football.
We got to hand it over to someone else to
win the game. Gets paid. Brock Osweiler and Kyle Orton
play three quarters of good football or bad football. Excuse me,
hand the ball over to Tim Tebow.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Kyle Orton gets paid. Like now, now the flip is happening,
and it's like JJ McCarthy one great quarter at the
end of the game. He's obviously the answer. He just
played three quarters of football, right.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Right.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I think Jones is going to find a way to
play himself out of a job. I don't understand what's
happening there.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Matt Jones was very fair. Anthony Richardson was on that
path at all point.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Kind of a great one. Yeah, Jamis, yes, but before
it was cool Matt Flynn.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
True. For anything Hill's ever done.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's really Tasam Hill is really good. Baker technically did it,
but Baker made it out.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, he's the boy who lived.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, that's the funny. That's so good. But my sincere
thing with the Vikings is they are built to run
around McCarthy. I think he understands what they want to
do scheme wise better. And he doesn't have one throw
a game. The thing that Wentz still does is Wentz
makes a throw once every game. That makes me think

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he's never seen a football game before.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Sure, he has one play. I assume he announces it
in the huddle. It's like, I'm just gonna do whatever.
The you guys do whatever you want to.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
He comes into the huddle with amnesia like one play
and they're like wait where am I And they're like no, no, no,
call time out.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Right of the huddle and said nothing. He just stared
at everybody.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
You're noticing a lot of funny things, because is Carson
Wentz the exact opposite of Joe Flacco at this point,
who has one throw a game that convinces everyone he's
the greatest man who's ever touched a football.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Joe Flacco the lightest touchdown throw while moving his arm
as hard as he could. I'm like, oh, no, it
is It's all It's jover for Flacco. That he looked
the oldest he ever looked on that is.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
One touchdown to Chase. Everyone was like, I've never seen
a throw like that. I'm like, neither is the defense.
It doesn't the speed didn't match, but it looked like
he threw a change up that shouldn't be possible in
the game of football.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Once you play that long, you can do anything.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I guess it's it is truly unbelievable. So I I
but I it would be silly to think that the
Vikings would not improve. I just I think they're good
now without him, and I think they should be as
good when he returns, if not a little better.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Now. If the Bears beat the Commanders tonight, See.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
That's a very good question. I think it rules. I
think it for sure makes me think the Commanders are
not the team I'm like betting on to make it
out of that shuffle. Sure, I guess the team in
there that I didn't give any time of Day two
that maybe isn't fair. Is like the Niners were five
and one coming into this week or sorry, four and one.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Uh yes, and there's.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
But they're supposed to be having guys come back.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Not their two defensive captains though.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
That I mean that's true. That, I mean, you're correct.
That's ridiculous. The injuries that are happening there are. Yeah,
but we are if this was a movie, if we're
booking this like WWE, which we are, this is the
point where John Lynch would put on the helmet and.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I would be all for that. That would be fantastic.
Why do people I think people Maybe I'm wrong, You
tell me if I'm wrong. I think people somewhat feel
bad for the forty nine ers right now, including me,
But like the amount of injuries they're sustaining, It is
like Jesus, like, when can they catch a break. This
is insane. They've been built to go and they just

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keep having these injuries. On the flip side, everyone's like,
fuck John Harbaugh, what's he doing? Everybody's hurt? This guy stinks.
What's the difference between the two.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Listen, you're not wrong of like the forty nine ers
made a great team five years ago and they've been
holding together with paper mache ever since. Like this team
is aging and not just aging. But like I guess,
injury prone is the word like, and so when that happens,

(44:15):
it should not be surprising. But I guess the part
here's here's the deal. You're actually making a very good
point because they are suffering injuries now for folks who
I would say are not typically seen as their injury
prone guys like fred Right, I think I can call
him that first name bases sure, Freddy Freddy. However, that's

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you know, like when teams have very I do this
with the Twins twins mentioned, don't worry, But when teams
have very injured rosters, I think fans get like, oh,
one of the other guys got hurt, and it's like, yeah,
that's what fucking happens. Dude. Just because you have Christian
McCaffrey doesn't make the rest of your team healthier.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Right, I I'm this is what I said. What I'm
thinking here is less about the Niners. It's more about
the absolute hate everybody has for the Ravens in John
Harbaugh and I don't really understand it because they are
in the exact same scenario. The games have just gone

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the exact opposite way for some reason, literally a coin flip,
and everyone's saying that they hate what's going on there.
Lamar is a pussy. John Harbaugh can't coach, Dereck Henry's
washed goes on and on and on, and then the Niners.
It's like, man, if they just catch a break, this
team could go Like, what's the difference. I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I mean that's fair. I guess my only thing with
the Niners is I was trying to do the thing
of like they've ended up in a good record despite
all of this shit. So I was like, right, well,
if they get kittle and pretty back, shouldn't that suggest
some improvement? But it's it you are correct, with losing
their two defensive captains. No, they've actually continued to get worse.

(45:59):
I guess that would be. The thing is like they're
succeeding despite all this, so maybe that gives hope that
anything added to it is a bonus. But listen, I'm
just bringing them up because I didn't talk about him.
I would still go either Vikings or Commanders above them.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not disputing like anything. I'm just
more talking about the public perception on dred percent.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Well, here's my thing is, like, I think the public
doesn't pay attention to the fucking NFC West, like you
you talked about it with the Seahawks earlier. I think
the division is so like we just throw up our hands.
We know one fun fact of every team, and that's
like where we leave it, like we really follow the rams.
But other than that, it's like Kyler Murray, no one

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likes him and he really likes his video games.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Arizona is yet they are. They could not exist and
nothing would change. No one knows anything Seattle nothing.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I think I've never seen a team people get mad
when Seattle wins games.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yes, they're playing spoiler from week on on for week
one on.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
That's so true. They missed the playoffs by one game
last year and everyone's like, stop talking about Seattle. It's
like they are statistically in contention.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, it was like that with Pete Carroll a little
bit too. Is just Pete push them and Rust push
them into some relevance at least.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I mean, you're so right, I've said this before, so
we don't have to spend a long time on it.
You can think and I do like, you don't have
to be a Sam Donald fan. I would not classify
myself as a Sam Donald fan. I've never seen a
team go out and sign the quarterback everyone agreed was
the most softly targeted guy in the offseason and get
worse in people's like estimates, no one like Gino when

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he was there. Gino left and everyone was like, boy,
that's a big step down for them, Sam Donald. But
no one's ever said that. I'm just asking for people
to repeat the things they're already saying.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, we need a yeah we need to have a scoreboard.
We need to hold some people accountable for especially this
past offseasons or even early season like talks like now
people are fully I mean this happens every year too,
but they've fully did a one to eighty on the
Chiefs too, Like Chiefs are dead a couple of weeks ago,
and now I was like, you know, it's like this

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every year they're a contender. They're just going to figure
it out. Yeah, we know, we've been saying that since
five years ago. Like, yeah, you're overreacting to them. Correct well.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
And also my my dad made this point this weekend.
I think you haven't made this exact point. But getting
into it the NFL, if they were really going to
change something, at the very least, fans I think need
to change how we talk about it. The first five
weeks of the NFL season as is this preseason for folks.
I mean, there's some terrible football happening. And that's my

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most optimistic take on the Packers is like I think
they have good players and they are improving. They're winning games.
I don't really care how they're winning games right now
or not losing games. Like the season is super long,
but you can say that the Chiefs are the best
example of that. I think they're gonna be a fucking
wagon by the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Like they get their number one receiver back next week.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yeah, Like we're all good. The teams you think are
good are good, Like they're just only gonna get better,
like the that's I guess the only The Eagles are
another great example, I think, honestly, that's where I'm a
little bit at. What's our knock on the Commanders. Besides,
Jayden just hasn't played the full year, like they're gonna

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be okay.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Well mc lauren also hasn't played. I just don't think
their offense is very good.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
But yeah, I don't know if they stack up to
some of the other studs. But I agree the only
thing with the Rams is you want to talk about
the forty nine ers like I will be mad if
the Rams stay healthy. Not because I'm rooting against them,
because that shouldn't that's not fair.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It's I agree, but I'm saying, well, I mean you're
also saying that the week Puka just got hurt, but
he's only out for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
And that's a great Like, I hope Puka comes back.
He's like leading the league in almost every stat for
receiver souse. He's not the one I want to get hurt.
Let me clarify, I don't want anyone to get hurt, but.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Good to get a little hurt.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
How are they on the field, How are those players
on the field.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
How has Stafford gone from his arm could fall off
before week one to we're not talking about it.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
He's an iron man. I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Like he's not listed on the injury report. It's nothing.
He didn't even happen.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
If only Stafford's receivers were more healthy, that's what we're
talking about now.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, I know that's insane.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Like so there are wild things happening in the NFL,
only because I won't let it slide off too easy.
We talked about it briefly, but I won't let it
go if you if you are not yet on the
Gokats Carolina Panthers bandwagon, come aboard, folks. Renaldo called out
a whole other team. He made it the game of

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the week.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
He did, he backed it up.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
By the way, NFL w W take notes. You tell
me that something matters. I listened a rivalry game for Baker.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, true, it's one. It's like, that's the reason why
the London game sucked. You hyped it up, you started early,
it's in a primetime slot, and then it doesn't perform. Okay,
Now I hate London a little bit worse. You're driving
a wedge between America and everybody else.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
By the way, Sean Casey's gonna show up in London,
dress like one of those fucking guards or something. He's
gonna get way too it too it isn't he's gonna
have Corgi's on the sideline. I feel like he's gonna
like do something cornballs help.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
I'm interested to know who you think Sean Casey is.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Did I get the name wrong?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Who Sean King Casey?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
What's the name of the Jakes coach.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Liam Cohen?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Who the fuck is Sean Casey? Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Did he play for the Red Sox or something cool?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Same guy the Tigers? Yeah? I remember Sean Casey. Now, yeah,
he's nicknamed the Mayor.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
That's right, which Jacksonville is. Basically, you know, Liam Coen's
gonna be the mayor of London if he wins over there,
So they're not Liam Cohen?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Can I tell you something? I literally had the thought of, like,
you're not great at names, Jake, should you double check this?
And I was like, I fucking nailed this one, pulled
that out of my butt? Wrong, Liam Cohen.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
It was so wrong that it's like I had no clue.
You could have literally anybody put.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
It on the pole. Though, doesn't he look like a Sean.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Casey yeah, yeah, I agree, You're not wrong in terms
of vibe.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It's just how do you think would the pole is
just who coaches the Jacksonville Coma show casey.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
It could could be either way. Let's go to our
final segment here. Usually we do the wheel, but the
wheel's tired. Not we're not spinning the wheel. This week
we got a segment from Luke Rymer. If you have
other segments and ideas of things you want us to do,
please let us know. But today we are going to

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rank NFL divisions based on which cities are the best,
and we have to go. Let me move our cameras
a little bit. We got to rank them as a whole,
so it's not like ranking cities within the.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
So NFC North, we have to rank them collectively. So
starting off, and obviously if you're listening to this not
watching it, go to the Flurry Sports YouTube channel. We've
got a map here and poorly drawn circles around the
teams that I put there because isn't very good. It
is tough. I'm shaky, have too much caffeine in my system. Okay,

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is there any division to start that you think is
clearly the worst? Because I talked to Luke about this.
I think there's clearly clearly a couple of good ones.
There might be a clear worst one for me, but
I'm interested to know your thoughts. Off the tap.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Let me look around. I'm just double checking. Oh okay, Well,
you know, life often imitates art, and I think much
like real football for the bottom, I am looking at
the South divisions. Not saying what I like about this
activity is every division has at least one banger where

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I'm like, I'd love that city a lot, very fun.
But looking at the AFC. I was originally looking at
the NFC South because I think New Orleans and Atlanta
have high highs and low lows. Sure in terms of
vibes and energy and the times I have spent there.

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But boy, I mean, Carolina can't even tell you what
fucking city it's in.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And it's is it. It's not Raley, It it's Charlotte.
I like Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Charlotte. Oh fuck it is Charlotte. I do like, Yeah, Tampa,
Tampa can only pull you down so far. Okay, so
put that to the side. Indy Houston, Jacksonville and Tennis Nashville.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Nashville does a lot of heavy lifting there.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of tough, but I think
that might be Do you have another one you'd like
to consider for the bottom?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I think NFC East stinks. I think I think Dallas
is bad giants. I think we have to we're not
counting New York City. I don't think I'll be honest
with the people. I may have been putting too much
weight on the museums of cities because he's at the
NFC East and I was like, what do you mean

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Smithsonian have Sony good museums New York Philly.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
This is a bomb ass. If this was king By museums.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
They got the Jallas World Museum in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah, the JFK Memorial. There's a lot of cool shit.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
But Dallas is a city, is dirty and gross.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
East Rutherford. I literally don't know another thing about it
other than it's pretend New York. Philadelphia I think is
pretty cool, pretty cool. I like Philadelphia, And then DC
stinks is.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
He is a bad town. They hang out and it's
just not like it's not built for like nightlife for fun.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
It's late like the layout's bad. And then it's just
the tourist capital of America because it's the American capital.
So it's just a bunch of people who don't know
where they are, what they're doing, and it's crowded.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, I'm just trying to get to the Smithsonian dog.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Fair enough, I do.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
New York and Philly are really carrying that for me.
But I I don't think it's New York City though,
I think it's East Rutherford.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I don't think you can give real so no one
gets New York. I mean you got Buffalo. We're not
doing States, so I think it's Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Right, No one gets at my seat, That's what I'm saying. Okay,
I don't think so. I don't think that's fair. Well,
if you take out if we're saying it's East Rutherford, Dallas, yeah,
that's for sure the worst one.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. At least. If that's not fair,
let me know in the comments.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
But yeah, by the way, if you live in these
places and like it, shut up, we get it. Okay.
I'm sure you can have a good time at all
these places. We're just breaking for fun, Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, we're a couple of guys from Wisconsin telling you
what a good city is.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Hang in there till the end when we say our
division is the best and we'll get back.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah, okay, we'll debate it, but sure that's what which.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
By the way, I do think ours is closer to
the bottom than the top, but we'll get there when
we get there.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Really, I think we're clearly number one, but.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I can't wait. Okay, you that will be fun to
talk about. I think for last, boy, okay, do me
this a f C South or.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Should we rank? Should we rank one through four in
each each conference? Is that the easiest way to do.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
It and then compare? Okay, last in the af C
I think is the af C.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
South Probably Indy again, Nashville I think potentially could be
the best city on here, but Indy. What you're saying great,
jacksons Bill's terrible.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think Jacksonville and Nashville offset each other,
and then Indy and Houston don't do much. So but
I would say that it sucks. Yeah, Buffalo Boston. Are
we able to say Boston?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
I think so it's it's it's the same thing as
saying Green Bay as green Bay. Yes, technically not, but
it is.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Gotcha, Buffalo, Boston, Miami Miami's good and who's the fucking for? Oh?
East Rutherford the Jets, I think is pretty good. I
really like Boston and I really like Miami.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, and I think Buffalo, you know, it's kind of shitty,
but it's not bad. It's just like Heart.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
It's the only thing I'll say is like two duds
kind of like East Rutherford and Buffalo aren't stellar compared
to what we're going to get to in the other two.
But let's see, they don't move the needle.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
But if I'm going to make a case for green Bay,
I think green Bay is very definitively better than Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Uh, Buffalo's I don't think it's bad. It just doesn't
move the needle in either direction. To me.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I like that for yeah, because then comparing it to AFC.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
However, Jake, are you trying to say they're number three
or what are you trying to say?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
That's what I'm trying to say, because there's no shot.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Who did Cleveland? We got Cincinnati, we got Baltimore. You're
gonna die, and then Pittsburgh is the one that's lifting up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
But I love the wire difference, uh is it? I'm okay?
I like this. I agree with you. You are removing
bias as you talk about things from me, because I
I swear to fucking God, I was looking at and
going I could visit the Reds, I could visit the Guardians,

(01:00:28):
I could visit They're really good. Yeah, I had all
the museums they have. No, I agree, that was who
I was comparing it to. I think, Okay, first off,
you and I agree. I mean, by default, I think
we're in the same boat here. The ac West fucking slaps.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. I think even potentially LA
is the thing that brings it down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I mean, if La is your worst, I mean La, Vegas, Denver,
and case Is, it's good is wild? If I wanted
to be an asshole, I'd say, well, it's the it's
the rich asshole side of Casey. You know it should
only it should really only count as Kansas Casey, which sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Is Missouri the is the richer side.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
We always do this. No, Missouri is the fun one.
But the stadium is technically I think on the Kansas
it's on that side of the city.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
It's on the Missouri side.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
It is in the Missouri state, but it's in the
bougie asshole side of the city, which isn't the Kansas side,
but it's most of that side is in the Kansas side.
That would be what I say, with love.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I remember liking Kansas City, Kansas better than Kansas City, Missouri.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
You would be with the rich white people and you'd
fit right in. You'd have a great time. They all not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I'm mixed. Went that this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, a little mogullion and the grill. I love that.
So let's put that up there, because I think they're
the best in the AFC. I think second.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I mean, there's only one left.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Right, Well, we're still I guess I'm still like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Okay, East number two Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Miami in Boston. Okay, I'm with you. But the museums Okay, fine, no,
I'm there, I'm there, Okay, I love me in cheese steak. Okay.
On the NFC side, who do you have is the worst? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
NFC East? I think we decided that right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I was still thinking about but I agree. I
really love New Orleans, so that's tough for me to
to put that lower than that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I wait, I'm saying NFC East is lowest.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
I know. I was thinking about NFC South is lowest.
I was, but I agree with you. I I think
Tampa fucking sucks. And I came forgetting Carolinas in Charlotte. Yeah,
Charlotte's good. Charlotte's good. But it's in Carolina. I know
it's not the state, okay, but I have to drive
through it to get to it, presumably, uh, potentially okay.

(01:03:01):
And then beyond that it's the NFC West or NFC North.
I and the NFC South still in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
So I would agree NFC South is next, though I
think they're probably third.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I really like New Orleans and Atlanta, but I I
don't know, man, New Orleans, Atlanta and Charlotte are pretty good.
I that's fair. I'm looking at Okay, so it's Seattle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I think Seattle is great. San Francisco, l A. I
think you know, take it early.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, yeah, I am. I think that's a toss up.
Those are two different people who like that. God, Okay.
Now that I'm looking at the NFC North, you're right,
it is near the top. I think there's gonna be
some folks yelling at us about Detroit to say it out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Loud, Hey, I went there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
You love it you're a mark.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
No, let me let me finish what I'm saying. All
the gutters are the sewers were smoking quite literally. However,
the people were alarming. I was scared.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I went to and I thought you were gonna say okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
In the poor town of town at like midnight. That
was not good. But there's something about the city. It's
the worst of the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Four every place scary parts that's it's okay, but it's
none I know, I know. I'm just saying, like sometimes
people do that with cities, and I'm like, yeah, dude,
don't do the dumb things and we'll be okay. Don't
go to Wheeler midnight. But I think Detroit's for sure
they are calculing because she heard me yell, don't go

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to Wheeler as loud as I could.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
That's a good note for everybody visiting Wisconsin. Yeah, if
we're looking at the worst in each division, Detroit is
the worst in the NFC North for sure. Tampa is
the worst by right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
I know. Green Bay is just a dinky town, but
it's it's got the vibes, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
It's constantly voted the best place in America to live.
As it is like by the Poles. I don't know
how realistic or how good those polls are, but it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
For visiting, which I think is the thing, right or
is it living in places? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Well, don't know what what are we ranking or what
what are we ranked talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Because you know what, it's fair to say that green
Bay is not as fun to visit as Detroit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
We can do visit, we can do visit. But even still,
I think green Bay offers something different than all of
the other cities, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
For sure, And like the charming part of green Bay's
green Bay is the packers, right, I think great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Museum like Detroit, Buffalo, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. You close your eyes,
I spin you around in a circle. You don't know
what city you're in. Are all the same? It is different.
So I think it's a good city.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
To NFC South is third, So yeah, I think I agree.
I'll blent there. So then we would do NFC West second,
NFC North first.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
That's what I would argue.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Yes, I I think that's a toss up for me
because I actually think that's a pretty good comparison because
I actually think the argument for the NFC West would
be I think their peaks are higher. I love Chicago
in Minneapolis, but I think Seattle and Phoenix are rap sure,

(01:06:49):
so not much higher. And maybe that to me is
like maybe I'm biased there because visiting Minneapolis and Chicago
or like things I've done my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Uh that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
So they don't feel like much like vacation spots.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I hate Chicago, but a lot of people like it.
So Chicago for me is what brings down our division.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I well, and I think they're definitely an argument for that.
And again I think that gets different if it's a
visitor lived there. But uh, true, I listen, I do
the thing with Chicago that you're doing for Detroit. I
just had a lovely visit to Chicago two months.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I never heard anybody say that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Oh I had a great time. Meme. Portillos really went
at it. I had like, I had like five things
on the menu. I went to Savannah Bananas game. Oh okay,
it got rained out, but then we went to Portillo's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
So did they just not do anything?

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
No, even I guess we haven't talked about this. They
do a full thing. Uh, they do not give you
a refund. They do a rain show. So they don't play,
but they like their cheerleaders are still out there. They
still the band. They were doing games, different things, and
the cheerleaders are guys who look like us. They're the

(01:08:05):
man nanas, they're the dad bought cheer squad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Okay, and listen, folks, this was funny. The fifth person
who did it, I thought it was gonna smack somebody.
Five people came up to me and said, you should
be part of the cheer squad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Fuck off, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, I'm a big motherfucker. Okay, leave me alone. They
were introducing the one dude did it during the intros,
which made it worse because they introduced the one guy
in the cheer squad, which is funny. They were like
Jerry Wais in at four hundred and fifty cheese cards
and everyone laughed and one dude turned around with that's
like you dude, and I'm like, shut the fuck off. Yeah,

(01:08:44):
I kill it. I know I would am I thinking
about it right now, absolutely, but you know, leave me alone.
But anyway, they did it. I'm happy that they do
the show during the ragn. That's obviously a thing in
baseball that sinks as you go and you don't get
a show this particular game exactly. I swear to God,
I'm like, this is like real life. I'm gonna watch

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someone doing a bit in a Savannah Bananas game and
gets struck by lightning. Like it's like a real lightning storm.
Rain is coming in sideways, Like, we're like, do we
want to go to Portillo's? Like yeah, also a sold
out crowd under the bleachers of a stadium. I was like, wow,
this is not fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
No, that sounds terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Well we left, we went and got foods. Nothing you
can do about the weather, but uh yeah. So anyway,
we were there and I was with people I enjoy,
So I'm sure that was most of it. But I
had a good time in Chicago. I'm one for one
on the Shed aquarium.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Shed Aquarium's great.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Thank you. I know you love an aquarium. Got you
back in Name a city in the NFC West who
has a better aquarium?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Oh wait, I can't, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Boh, I think we've decided.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I think we've just figured it out. NFC North, What
a shocker number one the league?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Yeah, have we done one of these where we haven't
added an NFC like at the top.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
My favorite thing was we did the ranking show. We
had to rank best states, and like I was, like,
Wisconsin top tier obviously, Like you don't even need to
even talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
If you just lead into it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
It's I'm sorry. I'm an objective, smart person. I rank
things as I see them. So a f C we
have the a f C West as number one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Which I will say, to throw a bone, if we
were ranking across the board, that'd be my number one
conference would one? Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Number two is the a f C East with Buffalo Miami.
Number three is the a f C North, which I
think you could argue for last. Tough but interesting. It's
a fun one a FC North, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Last Pitsburg carrying a lot of water.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
They are AFC South is last. Some would say Nashville
is good enough to beat out all four of those
AFC North ones, but we already locked it in. So
is what it is. NFC Obviously the North is number one.
North wins every ranking, every role, war role, whatever. Number

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two we got NFC West. Number three we have NFC
South and then number four NFC East.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Obviously, I think you could almost make the same argument
about some of those NFC South teams. But sure, for sure,
I think we've landed on a good ranking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
We did it again, We did again.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
It's speaking of flurry sports. I think it's only right
we end on this question that came in from Randy
all Right, who has the better forty time Trevor Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That's interesting. Maybe I'll have them actually argue it out,
but we should give our picks first.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Well, I think the first question is is Luke's head
up or down? Because if it's locks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Down, if he's hold, yeah, if his head's down, if
he's leading, if he's targeting, he's gonna be tough to
beat for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Forty yard dash. My actual guess would be Trevor. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Luke's been on a coffee kick, though he's got the
energy right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
That was my kind of thought is like if the
game is one of these two is eventually going to
catch the other. I think Luke is some He's always
behind Trevor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You know, I don't know why. In my mind, it's
like one of those races where it's like they do
it like at stadiums or whatever. It's like fast and
that's like slow, Like it's not a straight race, like
they're going to catch up to each other and overtake
each other the entire way. It's not gonna be like
a normal forty yard dash talking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's so true. Yeah I don't. Yeah, Like,
I also think it's one of those things where it's
like I think Luke will look faster.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
For sure, a lot of wasted movement, wasted.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
You've never seen higher knees.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
No, No, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Yeah, which is like, by the way, is me too,
Like I look for a big dude. I've been told
I look good on the run. Uh, this is a
real call from my high school coach, coach Tron shout out.
I'm sure he's listening. He straight up told me one
time when I looked up, I thought that was gonna

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be a seven second forty, and then I realized I
was still recording your time. He's like, you looked really good.
He had time to look at me, appreciate it, and
look back down at the stop watch. He's like, wow,
it's the fastest twelve second forty I've ever seen. I
was like, well, thanks, mother, was there? Effort was there?
I get my arms pumping, dude, I run straight up

(01:13:57):
and down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Perfect form. Form was never the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Really good form. I was taught it. You know the
form's there if you taught. If you're taught something, I'm
never gonna go away. It's locked in for sure, dude.
It right, just as slow as possible. It's the fundamentals.
But yeah, Luke's gonna look faster. I think Trevor might
just be faster, but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
That might be fair. I'm excited. I think we need
a I think we need to measure it if we
need If we can get to twelve thousand subscribers here
week past twelve thousand, I don't even remember.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I think we are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
This is a bad content creator for me. We are
at bump bum bum jesus, we're at seventeen thousand. Did
if we go to twenty thousand, twenty thousands, twenty thousand, fuck,
I'll race it. Bear crawl if we get to it,
which have a bear crawl since high school football? That

(01:14:56):
don't want to do that again. Eighteen thousand. We will
set up a full event, and if we're not competing
at least Jake and I are going to be on
the mic, we're gonna commentate all of the I mean
Winter Olympics are coming up. I think we need to
set up a full florry sports bob sled team. If
not now, then when curling we got it. Good luck

(01:15:18):
beating me and curling. That's all I'll say. If effort
and form look good, my form and effort for curling
will look perfect. Execution. Who the hell knows, But whether
I'm sweeping and screaming at the top of my lungs
or if I'm just holding that follow through sliding the stone,
it's gonna look good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
He's dud Like, uh okay, I think I'm on the summing.
First off, I don't want to let this joke slip away.
I do think there's a chance Trevor runs shoulders first
like this, that's a chance that's Trevor's form. I can't
rule it out, you know, like he's really fast when
none of us can take him serious because it's like,

(01:15:59):
why are you move your arms?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
What happened there?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
So we'll see by the way, I do want them
to hear all these jokes because if we ever get
this race, I want them to be really conscious about
their form. I want them to be thinking about it.
So that's good. Do you think there's do you think
they could coach me if I said, hey, US skeleton team,
the fucking slid where it's one dude?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Yeah, ad, First.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
You just gotta get one run out of me. I
won't break you keep me in the sled. Theoretically, would
I like you just get me down the hill? Am
I going faster? Is that how science works? You just
gotta get I'll be terrible. Twenty times. You get one
run out of me, one out of one hundred, I
win a gold medal?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
What like, why wouldn't Nigeria do that? Like get let's
find the dnsest person. Let's just send them one. You
got one run. Life on the line. Try not to
fall off the track. But if you make it, it
could be well make movies.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
This person was and I was Likeane hillis.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Paine Hills is a pre dense ma. Oh cam Scannabo
camp Scattabou for sure If you told me Scataboo's running
at three hundred pounds, I would not blank?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Is there a different apth that you would picked to? Like?
He has to do every Olympic sport. I like could
do every one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
He is very he should be on our flag football team.
What a great representation Domino Skill put on speaker. Okay,
he needed himself to talk to Dominoes of all people.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You back, I didn't tell you that was Kevin. I
knew it was gonna be funny. It was a little bit. Yeah,
I got it for an event. They're on the way.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Fantastic. I'm glad. I'm glad to hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Right on time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
They're always on time. The tracker. They make a big
deal out of it. But boy, is that a delightful
little invention. Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
The pizza trucker, that car they made the self to delivers,
do you remember that? Yeah, pizza drug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah, they need to perfect that. But I do think
they need to bring that back. Anything else before we
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Sixty seconds on baseball?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Sixty seconds on baseball, sure, let me get the clock up.
Only thing I know is the Brewers barely won. Okay,
got sixty seconds, that's fifty nine minutes. We're not doing
that one minute and go.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
The Toronto Blue Jays advanced past the Detroit Tigers. They
made it out in five games, full series. Now they
are going to face the winner of the Mariners series.
That game one already happened. The Mariners are up one
to nothing, the Brewers are facing the Dodgers. The Dodgers
beat the Phillies on a play where a guy just

(01:19:02):
totally forgot how many outs there were. Brewers beat the
Cubs in five. And the only thing you need to
know from game one of Mariners Blue Jay Zach is
a guy missed a play because he had a piece
of paper in his mouth. Time. I know you want
to ask me a follow up? Yeah, I know you do.
They got those little charts to tell They tell outfielders

(01:19:22):
where to stand, so every time a guy comes you
need to have a chart for that. Well, it's like
reminders of like, all right, brunners up, what's his metrics? Okay,
I should stand here, I'm looking at it. Whatever. Well,
this dude didn't read fast enough. I don't know. Suddenly
there's a grounder to him. They cut to him. Zach.
It's like me when suddenly I have to like do something.
He's got his paper in his mouth, trying to feel

(01:19:44):
the ball. He looks down, can't see it because the
paper's in the way, bounces off of him. Runs but
Mariner's one anyway. But take a look at that job.
I was like, this is why John Boy hasn't two
billion followers or whatever, because I can't wait for this breakdown.
Tell me how you had a piece of paper his mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
They need to have little paper reminders.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Well, I think it's dumb and they should get out
of it. But yes, it's their scouting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Do you imagine Peyton mannings at the line of scrimmage
and he pulls out a notebook?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
First off, motherfucker they do. It's on their wrist.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
That's just a play call, that's not a reminder. Oh oh, Ed,
is that if ed Rein has his hand on the ground.
Let's take a look at the notes I drotted down.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
So that was what I was gonna say, is actually,
if he just had a wrist thing on, it would
have been cool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, make it look cool at least. But they're not athletes,
no cause.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Can you imagine this is a real story that happened
to my sister. Your cousin, Emily Osman is in high school. Famously,
she's pretty good at softball. The most important game of
her life, the bases loaded too outs to get to
sectional finals. They called the playoff a wristband. And imagine
this is what I want people to imagine. Imagine if
instead of a wristband. My sister had it just a

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piece of paper that she then put in her mouth
so that she could hit. She has to look at
it a couple times. They called a number. Emily called
for time. She's a thinker, you know. She was like,
all right, call that play again. Emily. By the way,
good power hit her in high school. They like, they
call the play again. She folds up her wristband. II
coach goes up, squeezes a butt. They called the wrong number,

(01:21:17):
squared up. But imagine if instead she she's looking at
like a map. That's what I'm messing. She folds it up,
goes the II coach, puts it up, puts in her mouth,
but down we go. And want to talk about the
best running form I've ever seen. I swear to god,
no one's ever run more vertical in her life. She's
trying to get in the way of the throw. She's

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running straight up and down, arms pumping vertically to get
in the way.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I will say, in her worst moments, and I hope
she's listening, she has the best form running of all time, because,
aside from the softball when she wiped out him in Nards,
she was very upright. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Fy nice of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Sport's all safe. Say you don't size sports inside, you
don't get

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Fuck ya