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Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome to Fubar one nation under Fu. I am your host,
the clever, the cantankerest, then cast traffic, the Foo, and
we are coming to you live on this captivating Wednesday
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and with me, as always is the only Amish guy
whose tears can cure cancer, although he never cries. Already,
Packard Ordy, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Did you say cantankerous?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I said, can tinker and catastrophic? You know where it
is for someone with a stutter to say catastrophic. It's
actually pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You did well?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I did. I almost bundled it, but I did. Okay,
how are you?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm doing well. I'm you know what, It's not that hot.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm not, you know, making ball soup tonight, more of
a ball gasacho.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But I'm doing great. How about you? What's going on
in your world?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, just getting ready to take my oldest to college.
So yeah, it's been fun, a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, shopping and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, not even that. It's just trying to figure out
everything that goes in a box and try not to
get all attached to everything I'm putting in a box
and making sure, I understand things she needs versus things
I think she needs. And yeah, it's it's really been
an interesting few days. And it's funny because she's excited that.
She's also like, just think I won't be eating at
(01:57):
this restaurant with you again and long time. And it's like, okay,
are you trying to make me cry?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yes? Yes, they are so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it's it's okay. But Willie, how are you? How
are things going?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, everything's going up. Everything's going pretty good at here.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm busy as hell, but you know, I like that,
got my uh thumbs and a lot of pies coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It seems so, oh, well, that's sounds exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We all like, yes, yes, and I'm not speaking metaphorically, not.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Even going there, but no, sounds like things are going well.
I'm really glad that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, they really are. It's been like, what six weeks
since you and I have been together, maybe a month
when you took the Twitchy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yacht out on a jaunt around Belize.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You mean when I took my oldest daughter who's leaving
for college, to the beach. Yes, that was where I was.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my story was that was the cover story.
That's not what actually happened, right, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What actually Okay, Yeah, no, I was, I was gone
with my daughter. My bad. So yeah, it's been about
a month.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's all right, that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah, Hi, Hi, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Looking at my list, trying to figure out what I
want to talk about. As I said, I do. I
made a list, Otherwise I just get off all over
the place. And well I really butchered saying that I
just go off topic all over the place.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, it is bob night, so it is boob night.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
If people get interested in me talk about boobs. Yeah,
maybe we should just talk about boobs the whole time
and ignore all the terrible news.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And boobs are fantastic and I never tired of seeing them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But we are a hard news show, are we? You know?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't know, are we? I don't think so. I'm
trying to convince myself that we should be doing hard news.
I'm just not there yet.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I have to we have pills for that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Right we do. Okay, here's my list.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think this just throw a dart at the time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Let's just throw a dart. I think we have to
talk about Kamala Harris. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Well, you know,
but the last time we talked, she hadn't even really
been picked yet. It was right after the last time
we talked was when Trump was shot. Yeah, it was
right after he'd been shot.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so yeah, she hadn't even really been picked yet.
It was a whole lot of willy.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Won't kind of thing, and yeah, yeah, so wow, yeah
it's been.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
A month, but yeah, that was right as we talked,
and that was the press. No she hasn't. And that
was when Biden was still insisting he was in it
for the long run and he wasn't gonna bow out
and he could still do it because I mean, it
was just kind of like one awful thing after another
with the debate and then of course Trumpeting shot and
suddenly we have Kamala Harris. So yeah, it's like went
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from bad to worst within about a week, didn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So we had a coup, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We had a big ask skoo. Yes we did.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Would be funny if everybody, if everybody said, you know,
like when they do the convention next week, if they
just said, no, we were just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We're not We're not going. She's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Even with all of the media and everything pushing us,
we just can't quite make her sellable. So we're moving on. Yeah,
you know the picture.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I like how she's not only not giving interviews now,
she's just completely avoiding a press pool entirely.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, she is. And what's crazy, they are friendly. She's
so unpopular. I thinks she can make time to talk
to somebody, you know, a friendly person in the media.
They all like her anyway, and not what she's hiding from.
But apparently that is what she's doing. I think they
figured out that she really can't do any kind of
interview or talk to the press because we end up
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with some kind of passage of time and spanning time.
And how you know, you're all your files are up
on the cloud, up in the sky now, unburdened by
the cloud we are in burdened by the iCloud. That's it. Yeah,
So I think they're avoiding that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So it's all around us. They're not in any server anywhere, they're.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just up in the sky. So I think they're avoiding that.
I think they know if she actually has the opportunity
to show the world who she is remind us all
who she is that those those polls aren't going to
be close anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But you know, you know, everybody gets on her about
the border and everything. But there's one thing. I brought
this up in chat on Jeff's Lass Wanderer this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know how there's astronauts stranded on the ISS right
because of Boeing?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, so do you know that she's the chair of
the National Space Academy.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So another rounding success for Kamala.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh boy, you know, I don't I don't get it.
And what's is Originally, when they were talking about whether
or not they could overlook her, you know or come
across as you know, racist terrible people, I was. I
really thought they might try insides to her, because she
really is awful. She was pulling lower than Biden. She
is unlikable. She couldn't even pull her own state. And
(07:19):
of course, as we keep her minded them, she's received
zero votes, like literally no votes.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, I have received the same number of votes.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm as qualified to run as she is at
this point. I mean, why not more or ha ha.
I've never been in government before, well, not in that capacity.
I've never been elected in government before. Yeah, that's a
good point. No, jail does not. I don't want to
know why not. I don't need to know why you
would bring up whether or not jail counts.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Just asking for a friend.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know, some things that we don't need to know about.
You there already saying, oh but man, it has been nuts.
It has been nothing. Did you see all of the
talk about with Pelosi and how she We all know
it was her in Obama and George Clooney. I don't
know who's decided that Biden couldn't run, right, But now
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she's throwing all the other all these other Democrats, these nameless,
faceless democrats under the bush because she was telling them
that they were, you know, oh, he's not really he's
not doing well. We can't run him, and someone needs
to do something. But we all know it was her
and the Obamas and George Clooney. So it's been interesting
watching her do that. She has also said she doesn't
think he sounds like himself. Yeah. Yeah, they're not talking,
(08:35):
they're not friendly, and they're not hanging out. There's none
of these great, big friendly Democrats right now.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I was gonna say there is no drum circle in
the White House.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, I do like how like low key the Biden
administration has been sending out these barbs against Kamala and
against Pelosi, and they got KJP out there.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Mccarpett muncher, you uh doing.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Her little uh just little info drops, like you know,
Biden supports Trump's plan to you know, the uh not
tax on tips.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yep. Yeah, but that was her idea, don't you know?
And hers is better?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Well, and as you said, is that they didn't like, say,
you know, they like Kamala's idea.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it was Kamala. You know, it was her brilliant idea.
Next thing, you know, she's going to actually secure the
border and cut taxes and dire hair blonde and you know,
spray hand.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
But they also they also went out of their way
to tie her to the economy.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, I you know, the Bidens can't be happy with
what's happened. I mean, you know, an they can try
and play this oh he is, you know, this great
patriot who's doing this huge sacrifice for his country and
he should go up on Mount Rushmore and blah blah blah.
But you know, deep down, Jill is furious Hunter is furious,
and Joe, to whatever degree he can actually be furious,
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is you know, originally they probably said, hey, you can
be president, just do what we tell you, and you
can have all the good stuff, and they never bothered
to say and if you fuck up, we're going to
be done with you. And I think, if nothing else,
they were surprised how quickly they bailed. So part of
me really hopes that Jill Biden comes out with Joe
Biden waddles out next week at the DNC and they're like,
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fuck these people, and they tell us exactly what happened,
but there's no way they're.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, not just that, but then they just start dropping
all the skeletons from the closet.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wouldn't that be amazing?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I mean, would be like, I mean, Joe has always
been just the most petty motherfucker in politics. And I
mean Jill, she she wanted another four years as Queen
of America, so she wanted to Eleanor Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That shit she did, Yeah, and I think she was
more than happy to keep doing whatever she thought helped
us believe her how someone was running the country. But well,
I mean, that would be amazing if she came out
and they're just like, you know what, this is some
bullshit and we should be running again, and this is
what they did to Joe. But I really think there's
there's rumors, of course, that it was the twenty fifth
(11:10):
Amendment thing that Obama threatened him with Kamala's blessing, of course,
and then there's of course the idea that Nancy Pelosi
pushed him out, that they thought, you know, we'll stop
protecting Hunter and here's a tidbit of what we can do.
And all these stories have started dropping about well, he
was actually connected to this VP in Ukraine and all
this stuff. So you know, I'm not sure if it
(11:32):
was a twenty fifth Amendment threat or we will ruin
your family's life threat, But one thing where or another,
they got rid of him right now they are, and
I think that that might could Now of course this
is me with my pretty little tinfoil hat on, but
this might be a reminder don't fuck around next week,
because this is what we can do, and we're just
showing you what we could do. So when you come out,
(11:55):
you say how excited you are for Kamala and that
you can't wait to see what she'll do as the
first woman president. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You know, Linart, So.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I think I think there's a name he said for that.
And you know, the Tim Waff stuff is nuts. I
think they tried to find someone that was even worse
than she is, and that was well.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I mean, you always got that insurance policy. You
don't want to have it, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I used to believe that, but then the insurance policy
came in, and now the insurance policy is running for president.
So I'm not sure that works anymore. Man.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But they did find somebody extraordinarily unlikable with so much baggage.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I will actually be amazed.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, if he is not forced to resign the nomination
next week, I.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Don't think they'll do it. I don't think they'll force
him to do it because Democrats don't give a shit
if he's a liar or not.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But there's so much baggage that's getting out in the
water supply now, especially among the Vets.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's you know what they don't None of them have
ever cared about the vets and the vet them anyway.
But the Vets who care aren't voting for him anyway.
That's true, No, there's I mean, if they actually had
any kind of self awareness, the ability to feel shame, yeah,
they probably would replace him. But knowing that they don't
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give a shit. I mean, they've proven they don't give
a ship. They just they just installed some imbecile nobody
ever voted for. And now their own party is like,
woo who this is the best thing since slice bread.
She's terrible. You know, she goes to these she shows
up and she speaks at a concert. Oh my god,
look at all the people, and it's just holy shit.
And you know, the whole debate about d Ai and
(13:42):
what was real versus what wasn't real, And the fact
that we even have to wonder tells you that there's
something wrong. But none if it matters, right, it doesn't.
I mean, Democrats know they voted for Joe Biden, and
they know that the Democrat elite have removed him, and
they instill this woman who knows nothing, has no ability
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to be the president, and she's this shiny new thing
and they'll vote for her. That's it. So why would they.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Bother herself puppet? Because they had one with Biden too.
Biden hasn't been you know, you know what I think
Biden just finally just completely checked out. Remember that debate
in twenty twenty. It was during the primaries when his
eye got all bloody for no reason. Yeah, that was yeah,
and that was va was Yeah, yeah, the vain person.
(14:31):
In My joke was what did Joe's left eye know
about Hillary Clinton's email server? Yeah that was But yeah,
but I think that was the moment because after that
he just went.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Into puppet mode. So yeah, that's my that's my theory,
that's my story. I'm sticking to it. But I mean,
I have spoken.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I think you're too. If you if in the sane
world where people were actually looking at candidates for who
and what they really are, they'd have to get rid
of Tim Walts because he is a disaster. He is
a stolen Valor blue Falcon, piece of ship and the
whole stuff with the pro hitler a moon and all that.
You know, he's just a bad dude. And everyone knows
(15:09):
he let Minneapolis burn and he enabled it. And even
stupid wife is like, we left our windows up and
because we could smell the tires, It's like, are you insane?
What is wrong with you? So they clearly don't care they.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Clearly, so there was that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
There was that video going around that said, you know
that you know, National Guard and Minneapolis PD were shooting uh,
you know, people to get get back in their house
during COVID, and it was fact checked that that was
actually during the George Floyd writes, that's even worse because
you got you got the PD and you got you know,
the National Guard rolling up on Normy's and scaring them
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back of the house while downtown is burning.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, so that doesn't that that that wasn't the fact
check you wanted it to be, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But it all boils down to none of it matters.
I mean, it's obvious she couldn't even win her they
it doesn't And what's really sad is we all know
it doesn't matter. And when we have so much division
on our own side, I mean there are still people
puss and moaning about Trump and it's like, well, we're
just gonna, you know, fuck it, We're gonna let the
whole country burn and that will show you people who
(16:15):
are voting for Trump. I mean that's just that to
me is horseshit. That is self centered, self serving, patting,
self I mean, just garbage. If you can't get passed
your little petty I was gonna get me started. It
has been one of those weeks with me, and I've
tried really hard not to cause I've tried really hard
(16:35):
not to get into different kinds of fights with certain people.
And it doesn't matter how nice I am, because they
still crap on me. So I'm just over that.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I don't I don't have all that was you and
I in twenty sixteen we vote no.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But that's the thing. I I'm totally I know how this.
I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And it's not like I was voting for Hillary, but still,
but the.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Pole point is, as somebody who's been there and who
didn't want him, I understand exactly where they are, but
I also understand where we are now, right and it
doesn't have to be personal. It does not have to
be ugly, but they've made it ugly, and so I mean,
you can't even have a conversation about it. I tried today.
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Someone said something about, well, haha, Mega, you said you
didn't need this, but how does that feel now? And
I'm like, look, I'm just telling you somebody on the
right who is not part of this group. I'm not
here to you know, chew choo the train. I just
I want you to help me keep come all out
of the White House. You know, I'm not trying to
tell you I don't need you. I do need you.
(17:38):
People are stupid who said that. You should have seen
the way things people said to me And I wasn't
even a bitch. Oh you can't be a conservative because
these were Trump? Well, how are you a conservative for
letting her get in the White House. I just I
can't even be nice about it, and has been that
way for days. DeSantis himself has said, I endorse Trump fully,
he spoke about it, he said, we got to get
(17:59):
behind me, got it, send him back to the White House.
And these people still want to fight and pick. It's just, yeah,
I'm obviously not okay with it because I'm still pissed
off and I talk about it. I can't even like
make fun of it because it is so infuriating that
we have to lose friends and relationships because people can't
get the fuck over themselves. That's true, and I'm just
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I'm just done, and I get it. I hated the
guy in sixteen. I still don't want to go have
lunch with him. I get it, but this is more
important than your personal beef with the guy with the
you know, blonde air. This is bigger than yourself. Give
it up and get over it and vote the way
you know. We'll keep this country from fucking burning to
the ground. And that's that more. I'm sorry, No, don't encourage.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, I mean more than it has not.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh god, I just want to stop the bleeding? Is that?
I mean seriously, it's like, what do you need here? What?
I'm sorry he fucked up COVID. He should own that
he fucked up COVID. Someone needs to tell him. Donald.
You really need to say, Look, I did the best
I could. I had bad information that made some bad decisions.
I learned from it. Let's move on to make sure
that shit never happens again. Exactly it was.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I do love that Fauci got COVID again.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
He's like boosted six times, right, I mean, this is
some dumb shit. It's easy to say. Look, I've fucked up.
I'm sorry. I should never have let your governors do
the things they did. I learned a part lesson. Can
we move on? Please seriously own it. Stop talking about
Kamala and how big your fucking rallies are you know
that shit is old too. We get it. Yeah, you
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have giant rallies. She's lying about a lot of it.
It's fine, she's fake. We all know it. Let's talk
about how awesome your policies are and what they're gonna
do to save this country because it's time and if
we don't get on that, if we don't get focused,
we're gonna lose. So that's kind of the.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Interview the other night, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh my god, it was amazing, And that's what we
need him to do. When he was talking to him,
he talked about how reading all that, but people, He's like,
you know, they need our help. Let's help them. That's
what we need him to talk about. When they put
all those rules on him for the debate against Biden,
and you know it's gonna help Biden. It helped Trump
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more because he had to stay focused. He had to
stay in his little lane and answer his questions and
not argue with the dumbass next to it. That's what
he needs. When he has that, he is spawn on.
He is I would even say presidential when he is
in that mind frame, and that's where we.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
The first forty five minutes he was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
And then I'm just like, did you please stop being retarded?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Now, you know, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I didn't think he was being that. I felt like
he was so relieved to be alive, and that he
didn't really see it as a speech anymore. That he
was on stage hanging out with people he likes who
like him. Sure, and you know, he got to the
old man thing and I'm going to talk about this
and tell that story in the story, and I'm going
to talk because I'm so relieved to be here. And
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I almost died two days ago or three days ago
and a week and.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Then it just kept going going.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I know, I fell asleep on my keyboard trying to
live blog it for work, so I totally get that.
I know what it was like midnight. It was like
twelve fifteen and I look, meaning your time zone suck.
I'm look up in my I have like all these
keys on my face. It's like, holy shit, it wasn't
(21:33):
that bad, but I was doing it in bed on
my left shop It's down. It was over.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Do you have his name on your forehead?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I was like, thank god, you have to hit enter
or I would have had some crazy stuff going out
on the block, and they've been all ww no, and
I guess I sound fussy, and I guess I am
a little fussy.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm just I'm kind of like you.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
No, no, no, I mean like I'm always kind of fussy,
but I'm like pissed off. And that's not a good
place for me to be in because when I get
pissed off humor, it's not good because it's no. No.
Part of the charm of the rabbit is that it's funny.
You know, Hey, I'm a bitch, but I'm a funny
bitch now. I just like being a bitch all the time.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
So yeah, that's the that's the age.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's the election thing, is what it really is.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You know, now that you've said that WA's gonna get
all the vapors about you call yourself a bitch?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh God, get in line. If you know what, I
know exactly who I am. I have no problem telling.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
People Trump she's a bitch and bitch. I'm pretty sure
you have.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
To everybody because she is. Can you he called Hillary
a bitch? Come on, we've all called Hillary a bitch.
I'm sure he's called other people who he likes, a bitch,
who cares if you're being a bitch or a bitch.
I'm I'm in bitch mode. I can tell I'm trying
not to be, trying to be very cool and nice,
but man, it's quick anymore. Like usually I'm kind of
(23:04):
like ha, poke you a couple of times and then
walk away. Now I'm just like stab fan. Damn. This
has been that kind of Maybe. I think a lot
of it.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Has to do on this motherfuck girl follower account.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So that's sam like I'm going to fucking and you
no abviy, motherfucker. That's exactly where I am right now,
and that's not good. And then I get Magasone's like
buty you know that's a troupic like fuck off. I
knows it works. It has been that way for me,
And I think a lot of it the.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Desk, I will bury.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You, I will fucking end you. I mean, this is
you know, and it's it's Twitter. It's fun, but it's
not fun. Oh, And I think a lot of it
is I have like I don't want to cry all
the time because my kid's leaving this weekend, So it
comes out like I'm gonna stab all of you and
watch you bleed to death. I mean that's kind of
where I am right now. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, it's that good.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm just angry. It's not good. It's not no. So
I'm trying to make funny. So like make me laugh.
Why don't you juggle and entertain me a little bit?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Sometimes recount my tales of my uh time in the
Almish Rake Fighting Championship.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I really thought you were going to talk about something
you've really done. I was like, no, I don't want
to know why you were in the jail thing. I
don't need to know. That was really funny. This jail count,
Oh my god, Hey, you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
A government institution and if.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You were in it, I guess.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I mean you're in government, Virgo Latin.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You were in government. Oh my god, there's nothing you
have not done.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Don't need to know.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh so you want to laugh, yes, I would love
to laugh and not want to stab someone the.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Walls.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
A man's man, Okay, that was funny. A man's man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Jd Vance, who actually went to war is a man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Child is a man's man, A man's man.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm so fucking cringe.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Is he just?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But he's a hunter in Midwest in people in the Midwest.
He's very Midwestern, he's very fucking defeat suburban. He's garbage,
he's filthy, he's a piece of shit, cowered, lying blue
falcon son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, yeah, he's just so.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I mean, you know, they're trying to make that whole
he misspoke, you know, yeah, well no, but they're trying.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
To make it. Make it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Oh, you know jd Vance is fucking weird. Well you
know he didn't get a stomach pumped for a gallon hole.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, that is the stupidest, crazy as bullshit. Between that
and the couch thing, I was like, what the hell am.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I Look, they're still going with the couch. It's like, oh,
you know that story about Tim Walls was bullshit. Well
so it was a couch.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Like some faked AI but not others. So here's some
horse semen goes up.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh my god. And you know what's really funny is,
you know the powers would be that I work, but
they're like, you know what we should do? And I'm like,
I don't want to know, And he said, you know,
we really should do a story on the horse beams.
I'm like, holy shit. But you know, we're a PG
thirteen site, which is funny because you listen to me
and I'm in charge. You'd never think that I'd be
in charge of anything PG thirteen, But we're PG thirteen site,
(26:40):
and which we have to put the horse means behind
the paywall. They're so filthy. But we wanted to write it.
You know, it's like, how do we talk about what's
happening because we should be like to your point, if
you're gonna go with the whole he fucked the couch thing,
that we're gonna come at you with the horse thing.
And so it was like, how do you write this
without offending people? Because you know, we do have really
(27:03):
nice people who read this. How do we do this
without being discussing? And it was telling you you don't
count but anyway, so you put it behind the I'm like,
what the hell am I writing? This is nuts? My
husband said, It's like, I'm like, yes, I have the
craziest job on the planet.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
There was the one meme that had like a fake
polit a fact where it rated the uh you know,
Tim Walls getting his stomach pump from drinking a gallon
of horse team and is half true? And somebody said,
which which parts not true? I said to getting his
stomach pump.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
My favorite was the when the horse is standing up
on its back legs over by the fence and it's
like just spewing you know, horse temen everywhere, and it
shows him on the other side of the fence and
he's like in the rain, and he's all happy and smiley.
It's all over him. I was, my god, this is terrible.
And I'm writing about this for my job.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I mean, I either have the best or the worst
job on the.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I am insane that I'm writing, but I mean it's
awesome because I'm getting paid to this. What am I?
What am I complaining about? But no, that's that was
something else the whole string. There was another thing flying
around about him.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
We'll hang on before you go too much further. It
would be a shame if all three hundred and some
people that are watching us right now click this link
bought the shirt and tagged him in it, just saying.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oh the well, we have a store now by the way, Yeah,
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
There are free shirts on there, because those are just timeless.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Oh yeah, I was about to. I was leaving this
one up for a second, but I was about to
rotate it in that one anyway, because I figured you
were gonna yell about for you do you eventually? Yeah, yeah,
we have that too.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Is there wasn't there another? Wasn't there another that was
flying around with him about him? But that was not
just the worst thing.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm trying, God, there was and I'm right, there was.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Something else weird about him floating around. I can't remember
what it was now, but it was not quite as
bad as the horse demon thing. But yeah, uh, you've
got the pro he's the stolen valor the pro Hitler stuff.
He's a man's man. Where am I blah blah blah
trying to figure out got the worst deemen? We got
(29:20):
the couch fucking Did you also see that? There was
like apparently there's a picture of JD. Vans and like
a sickle red and yellow sickle T shirt. So what
they had done, though, is he was clearly at a
wrestling event and they crossed him and all you see
is JD. Vans. But the dumbasses were smart enough to
cut off entirely the other guy, So it was easy
(29:41):
to find out that he was at you know, some
w CW event. It was an old picture and you know,
who knows, there's a lot of crazy T shirts you
can buy it. So anyway, they tried to say that
that made him a Russian. That was going around as well.
That was fun.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well there was you know, there was like they're trying
to make a big thing about you know, he he
was dressed like a woman was It's like, yeah, so
you never went to college, you never went to hazing Halloween.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Hello, right, give me a break. Insty're trying so hard
to make he's pretty you know ordinary. I'm not calling him.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I mean I've never been a huge fan of him.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
It's like most of the time, like Jesus, guy, shut
the fuck up. He is handling the press.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, and you know he is one of those I
think he is actually because there was like he hated tramp,
he called the hiller. That is a great point because
look where he is now. There were a lot of
us in sixteen who were like, who the fuck is
this guy? And no, we're not fucking voting for him.
I mean, we get it, and.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Any chance I got, I.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Mean we saw what happened when he got in office,
and it was this kind of holy shit, he is
good at this, and how things are better. He had
a good three years and then COVID came and conveniently
tanked everything. But we can kind of relate to where
Vance came from. What I I prefer to you what
I have. Prefer to the Santas or even a Rubio
(31:05):
or Tim Scott.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Probably not so, but Cruise, sure, I like, I.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Don't think Cruise was even in the running.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't think he's Frank in sixteen.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And you know, but I don't want to lose any
more senators, and so I was.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Like, stop taking good senators and trying to put them. Oh,
he needs to be on the Supreme Court, he needs
to be vice president, he needs stopped.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That was another another dig against you know, the van things.
We're losing a seat there, so it's kind of come on.
I would have loved to see Young think is a
great balance for Trump, and he is just the kind
of businessman that Trump is. But he's also kind of
the nice guy. But anyway, he is what it is,
(31:48):
dances some great with the media. I loved when he
walked over to Kamala's plane. He's like, hey, guys, I
know she's you. Let's talk. You know. That was funny.
That resulted in days of him call him weird and
claiming he was stocking her. David howgspelled the st o
c K I n G.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's your Harvard education right now, I might have it,
you know, I.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Just he's He has been surprising. I did not expect
to like him because I was not thrilled with the pick.
But there's this last weekend, especially when he went on
the shows. You have said, Carl, you made Dana Bash
got so mad at him, she changed subjects. I mean
it was just he's good at this. We need him
to be good at this. Now we just have to
get Trump focused on policy and message instead of just
(32:37):
talking about Kemp. I don't give a shit about Kemp.
Move on. Yeah, he pisched you off. I get it.
Move on. No more attacking. No, they're not gonna be
you have. If you want to win, this is how
you win. And I get that he's one and I
haven't a lot of people think he knows better, and
of course he does, but at some point someone close
to him who loves him gonna say, Donald, focus, this
(32:59):
is how you're Bobby, Bobby. We love you, your beautiful, your gorgeous.
Do this focus be done with this other pullshit. And
when he funny focuses, he is great. That's what we need,
that's where we are. And I think that Trump interviewed with.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
The Trump last well, even the interview the other night
was pretty great.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
He did him great job. And it was like an
hour and a half, two hours just sitting chatting Elon Muski.
He was in Wyoming. I'm like, you had to be
in Jackson, holding bro no way anywhere else right, that
was crazy? All right?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, I saw the pictures of the cabin. Must that's Jackson, hole.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's Jackson. He was a van Jackson. And then I
was funny. I was like, you have to go to
the Silver Dollar Bargain because I'm from there, and this
social conservative social social social conservative get in my face?
How dare you tell him to go get a drink?
I'm like, fuck off. It's a cool like are you
kidding me? That's been.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
There, but that's an everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I mean like it's like, hey, I'm going to poke
it Sam. So she screams at me. That is like
a week for me, like, how dare you tell him?
How dare you tell him to go to a bar?
I'm like, get fuck, it's a great place to go.
But it was cool.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Calm down, just it's.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
It's just like a historic place to go in Wyoming.
But that was great. Uh. He's also back on Twitter.
Most of it has been ads, of course, but that's cool.
I don't care. It's just I'm glad he's there. Uh.
He really thrives when he has that negative input back
and forth in the meltdown. That's really where he's great.
It feels good because it feels like we've been fighting
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his fight for him on Twitter, and you know it's great.
I get it to sing and you know there's an
account anyway, there's an account that always posts this ship
back to Twitter. But we need him live. And even
if he has hired someone to tweet for him what
she didn't used to because he loved to be on Twitter,
you know, that's fine, but we need him there. We
(35:09):
just need that presence as much as it drives them
all crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
You know, Chad has a point. He needs Kelly and
Conway back.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, he met with her, like two weeks ago. There
was pictures of them, and she had the only blue Make.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
America because I could really go with no, we don't.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Need more Hope Hicks, but we do need him Kelly Anne,
and I think Kelly Anne is probably the only one
you can really get through to him. They did meet.
He did give her this. I have never seen a
blue Make America Great hat, and he did give her
one because there's pictures. And I love Kelly and I
think she's tough broad. I'm shocked she wanted you to give.
(35:50):
They're always texting me asking me for help and money.
It's like, you know, it's good to feel needed. The
Democrats stopped texting me.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Finally, they never texted me.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh my god, they texted me.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I imagine why.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
I don't know, because they found out what I do
to Indian call centers when they try to scam my mom.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Good for you, those bastards. No, I actually, and I
think there's someone fucking with me because like I keep
getting emails from Kamala Harris's campaign and it's like, Hi, Coraline,
thank you for Like what the fuck is you know?
It's like, okay, someone took my email.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
It's Caroline or but she wasn't smart enough to change
her name in the input field.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Motherfucker. They're taking my email and they're sending me. They're
sending me Kamala Hares.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Well, you know what, they took everybody's email and social security.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's crazy. Yeah, that was something else today.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Do you like into your list?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
That was really good. You kind of jumped over my
Robert F. Kennedy thing. I needed to bring up the
list what's on my list because I forgot to add
it to the list when I sent you to the
list and I changed the list.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
We'll do your little Robert F. Kennedy thing after.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Okay, okay, we can do that, but we have to
come back to Robert F. Kennedy because that's important. Yeah,
because I have hacker right after Robert F. Kennedy on
my list. I'm trying to organize.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
No, but so yeah, they you know who died and
you didn't utilize their skills tesla of the inventor of
the copy and paste function?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Okay, great, good to not yeah, nerd. So, So, the
hackers have said that they have every American Social carrier
number and address.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Supposedly they haven't the data is just hang on, I
just saw this.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So what I saw was they were saying they're claiming
they have it, but nobody has said they definitely have it.
And I like all the people who are like, fine,
take my number, improve my credit you know, I was like, right, oh,
I love you people. That is hilarious. You can't get
any word. You go ahead, do what you will with it.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, it's like, you know, as bad as the economy is,
you know, go ahead, go ahead, right.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, it's it's pretty shitty.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
No one's gonna give your credit card.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You know what. No one's given you a credit card
with muscles was a gritty so go for it. Turn
you down faster than anybody else. Oh my god. You
know it's funny because you used to you know, four
or five years ago, people would have panicked. You know
that their numbers are out there. Now people like fuck you,
come get some you know, people are well.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, we used to talk about it a cyberchill back
in the day too.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
It was you know, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, So I'm sitting here and I'm just talking about
how Democrats have stopped sending me texts. I just I
just got one, It says, Hello, Samuel, that's really fucking funny.
Hello Samuel, this is five thousand black bikers for Kamala.
Well you stand up to Trump and stand with us today.
Go fuck yourselves with a sideways pineapple. Kiss hug, kiss
(38:55):
hug kiss huck. All right, anyway, go ahead, red?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Okay, No, you know we always used to, you know,
when I was back doing computers too. I tell my
elderly clients it's not a matter of if your identity
will be stolen, it already has. It's a matter of
mitigating that future, you know, And I recommend her.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
What are you looking chat.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
They responded, I think they did.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Musket you sucker.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I wish I would have thought of that.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You're like killing me.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, like, oh my god, I just got one son
of a bitch. I should have known. I need to
add your name to that, you little so I know
who that is.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
You know, you gotta you gotta drop those those cartoons
you made every.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Once in a while, like, uh, you know, what is it?
J D? You'll send me ship and I don't know
it's him?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
You know, no, you don't, because you know I do
I really do, so.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
He can attest that I did send back a nasty text.
I wasn't kidding. Oh my god, boy, have your name
saved though?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
So so anyway, RFKG, sorry, I am totally distracted.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Now it's his fault. RFK is basically shopping his endorsement
around between the two camps down. He is like, hey,
comal uh, I'll drop out and throw my people behind
you if you promise me of a position in your cabinet.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Does the same of them.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He does the same thing with Trump. I just saw that.
It's like literally on my screen.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You know, he's kind of like that. The problem is
he's hurting Trump more than he's hurting Kamala right now.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, that's what people said about Paro and it wasn't true.
Hello really yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
The day the data the data actually showed that he
pulled more Democrat votes than Republicans.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
But who won?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Still? Who won? Clinton? You know, among most pro voters,
Clinton was their second choice.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
So yeah, yes, I get it, But also, come on,
fucking Bush Senior was just terrible.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah he was. I was a kid. I didn't any better.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I you know what, I he actually made me long
for the days when I could get clay LUTs.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Just so I could.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, was that the government time for you?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay, yeah, different, different.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I've said too much, statute the romantic.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I don't need to know anything else. This is one
of those don't tell Sam what happened.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, he's getting quite mercenary with
his You gotta kind of you know, I can respect that.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Why not? You want some power? He's a Kennedy why not?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, doesn't he's gonna get any because I mean he
just has no appeal to the comment you're those falconing
pictures he put out.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's like, yeah, he's just like me, I too, go
falconing on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Hey, everybody, look at me and my birdie. In the
whole story about how he killed a baby bear, I
couldn't even look at it. Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
And he has worms, especially in like this election, after
you saw what happened to Christy Nome.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Shut the fuck up about killing things. Oh, he's like, well,
unless it's in war and overseas.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
So he's killed a bear, he's got worms in his brain,
and he just.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
He absolutely has worms in his brain. I have no
doubt about that.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I just how how is this? How can anyway? I
need this up? Wondering how these things happen. It's like
last night when elan Omar won and she's like, oh my,
my opponent was hanging out with literal Nazis and like,
you crazy bitch, are you are one? You are the Nazi? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (43:14):
And I said something.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Stupid inside the house, brotherfucker, I said, brotherfucker.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I said, guys, how is this hospital? They're like, well,
that's her whole community. I'm like, oh, that's right. It's
like Samaya up there.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Brotherfucker? Oh? But at least we got rid of Jamal
and Corey Bush. So there's two.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
We got rid of two of the annoying homes.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah that was fun, I really. I mean, part of
me knew she was gonna win, but part of me
was really hopful with all the is reel stuff. But
you everyone reminded me that her her constituents are basically
the same thing as she is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, they are pirates. They're the captain.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Now, they're the captain. Now on your list, I have
all I have some more things. You gotta be careful
because you got like ten minutes still and we didn't
take a break if I was ranting and raving and
being pissed off, right, So yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Well, you know, you'll be I'll just for the next show.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
All I have on here is Caitlyn Collins when I'm
Stephen Colbert, and he said something about how CNN just
reports the news and everyone laughed like it wasn't supposed
to be a joke, and she even said, is that
supposed to be a laugh line? It was really awkward.
That was the only thing I had on here because
I wrote about it the other day and I thought
that was really funny that even his audience knows that
(44:39):
they're a joke.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, there's the things that they were waiting for the punchline,
because that, you know, it's kind of like when Babylon
b it's like, that's not satire, that's real.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, that was kind of saying that you're not making
a joke, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah. Every time I.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
See Caitlyn Collins when she does a show like that,
I'm like, wow, she's really attractive, and then she turns
her head and.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Then he's not attracted.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
And then well straight on when there's no depth perception whatsoever. No, yes,
well she turns into Sarah Jessica Parker and Hocus Focus.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Scott Presler is always like, I was not there, that's
not me. Have you noticed him do that? Every time
Caitlyn Collins is on TV, Scott Presler will tweet this
is not me, this is not me. So every time
every time I see her, all I can think about
Scott Presler.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Actually I saw one of him the other day and
he said I look pretty good right now, and it
was her and he.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Said, my hair is better, but I look pretty good. Yeah,
he's He's basically yeah, I can't see Caitlin without saying
Scott Presler. Now, so you just said Scott Presler faith
on is pretty good looking.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Sure, but then he turns I'm asking you know, he's
a very handsome man.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
He is really tall. I will tell you that I
met him once and I'm like, holy hell, you're tall.
He had like big boots on too. Anyway, that was it.
That was That's all I have on my list. And
now you have to tell jokes and juggle and talk
about things that people want to hear you talk about.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Well, the one thing I mean you know one thing
that was on my list if we had time, and
we apparently do. We do the last Jenny's in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I saw that what's left open there.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I don't even think there's a waffle hot I mean
there may be.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Uh, there's this streamer on YouTube and I can't he's German,
but he lives in the area there and all he
does is walk around San Francisco and showing buildings that
have been closed or businesses that have been closed or
for lease, and they'll walk by he go close for
the It's very dramatic and it's like there's hardly anything
(46:51):
there anymore.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
No, there isn't. No, the city's a ghost town. I
mean that the people are there, but they have nothing.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
It's I've been there twice in my whole life. And
when we lived out in California when our little girl
was a one year old. I mean it so was
like a long time ago, and we lived in the
Silicon Valley area because he had a job there, and
we lived in Pleasanton, which was beautiful. Actually we're in Pleasanton,
but we go like a couple of times. My husband
(47:20):
talked me into going into the city and of course
we had an infant, so I was like, I don't
think so. Anyway, he took as the city and the
first time I was there, two old men got in
a fistfight about a parking space next to us, like
they were throwing fists at each other and I'm trying
to push for my baby out of the way. And
the other time we went down to the wharf area
and it was like, oh, this is so beautiful and
(47:40):
this is so fun. And this almost guy picks up
my daughter's pasta goes does she still want this? And
I said not now, and he put it in his
mouth and walked away. Those are my two experiences. Those
are my two experiences with San Francisco. So no I
I yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, I went to the wharf and I was like
in just about just before my teens and then after
the whole thing, yeah a long time ago ages.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, like the whole Ripley's believe in that wax museum.
You know, it was fun. And then I went there.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Twenty five years ago for a wedding and it was
just the most bizarre fucking wedding ever. And I'm like, okay,
I and that and it took me seven trips across
the Bay Bridge because I couldn't get over to get
off on Army Street, even though I knew it anyway.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
By guns.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Fuck that place, that place, Yeah, you had just really
you know, watching it burn and nuclear fire. The rest
of the state, all of California, fucking San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
We wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
It's it was like the fight.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I said, make Odisburg out of it. I don't fucking care.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
They weren't even just like pushing his hair like this
guy pumps him hard enough, but the glasses lava space.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
No one, I mean like this has been Western girl
has been in Wyoming, maybe a little bit of Denver,
but no crazy shit like that. Oh my god. I
was like, we're going home, We're done. This is it.
I'm never coming back here again. They were not bumps.
These guys were dressed to the nines and they were
fighting over the parking space. No, the bomb picked up
or pacifier and took it away and with him. No.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
You see, that's the thing is that living in San
Francisco has everybody so fucking keyed up.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah that I mean just existing.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
There is a fight for survival emotionally and you don't
know it, and then that's why you get the people
working at Twitter that do.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, I mean it was, it was bad. So I'm
not surprised that Denny's sad because Denny's was awesome. Denny's
is it's like, Okay, there's country Kitchen, Denny's in waffle house.
If you're in the theater ever, and you know how
late you stay at the theater, and not that I
know this from experience, but like three in the morning
you're really hungry, Denny's is the place to come.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Take it forever to find the exit.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I know, thirty years, it's been a long time. Yeah, yeah,
but that's.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Where you go when yeah, Denny's and you know, you're
really I haven't seen him anywhere else. You know, people
correct me on Twitter if you've had one in your
area too. The thing I like about California is there
are Denny's with bars in them.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah. I've never seen one, but I've heard that, and
there's still like our Denny's I used to go to
in college is still standing, as is the wall out.
And ironically they're very close to each other, so if
you're really drunk, you can start at one place and
go to the other. But yeah, it's crazy that It's
just you know, twenty years ago, when we were there,
it was still pretty beautiful. I mean, besides the crazy
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rich guys fighting over parking space and the the hobo
who took my kids Pascifire, it was I was really
stunned by how beautiful you take it.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
You gave it to him.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
He said, she's done with this. I said, yep, all
your buddy. He put it, he put it in his mouth. No,
it's on the anyway. Yeah, that's my experience in San Francisco.
Good one, good one.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Right, So you left your heart there's what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
No, no, and I left my daughter's pathifire there.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, you see, I didn't have that on my list.
I remember hearing about that, but I did not have
it on my list.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's it's just I mean, and
they closed it because the high instance of dining dash
plus their graffiti. It's like, yeah, you can't operate a
business like that if you're constantly you know, if everybody's
walking out without paying and there's no recourse for it,
I have, you know, And they, oh, you know, it's
becoming a food desert because Jenny's is pulling up. Well,
(51:40):
two weeks ago you said Jenny's was shit food, and
now it's because the last one's good.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, no, you don't get it both ways.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Well, they don't have any pharmacies left, and I have
any grocery stores left or some targets they've closed, Like
there were a ton of Flagshipt retail stores there, some
beautiful I think Gaps was there and I may be
one of their earliest, if not first store is. It
was in San Francisco and they cleaned and they close that.
So for me, I mean, it's just and it's progressive
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policies that are destroying a city, and they keep voting
for more of the same bullshit. So it's kind of like,
what do you do for them? You don't want to hear.
You don't want to hear from us. You don't want
us to tell you why things are wrong. You want
to bitch and moan and complain and pretend that it's
not the people you've voted for who put you in
this position.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
It's because Republicans won't let us spend more money.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
It's because Republicans, Republicans in Californian government.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
No, there really aren't you come calot. I mean, look
at the state. You can tell there's stud that's the whole.
If you go in, you try and say, hey, we
have some great ideas, there's some things you could do differently.
Here's some policies that you might want to rethink. Here's
some ideas of you know, making sure your economy isn't
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in a shitter. And they screet you about a I mean,
that's just where they are. That's who they are.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Is that Taylor Swift Farming SPAGHETI I'm sory. I'm looking
at memes in chat.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I don't even I'm not looking at memes in chat.
I've got my script up so I don't get confused again. Okay,
I have to watch myself, especially when people are fucking
texting me and trolling me in my text. That was funny.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
It was like it was live in real time and
they got to hear me be stupid. That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yes, that was great. I did like you. I did
like when when you thought it was real though. Your
reply was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
I'm well, you know, I'm I'm consistent.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
I am since Samantha, where can people find you?
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
My god, that's my line. I'm why don't you tell
people where they can find you? Because you have a
lot more to say?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Well, no, because they can't find me anywhere because I'm
currently banned on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Where can they listen to you?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Though?
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Okay, so you can find me on Twitter? Is yorder
socretto for now? Hopefully the things the irons in the
fire pan out?
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Where I can get my suspension lifted?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (53:57):
You can find me?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Where am I this the Saturday, you can find me
on Juxtaposition with Rick we do our bi weekly dive
into conspiratorment. Next week you can find me on Manorama,
on right Cors Steve's Rumble channel, or also on YouTube Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Next Wednesday you can find me with Rick on Rick
and Orty.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
You can also find me in about five minutes with
Rick on Rick and Ordy. And then next week you
can find me on the Culture Shift with Brad Schlager
as we turn our skeptical eye to the entertainment industry.
Other than that, that's a lot somewhere.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
That's that's a lot. I saw a circle K? Was
it Ireland? Circle K? Noticed you? Yes?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
They sent noticed me. That was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
That was hilarious. I was like, oh my god, this
is a day.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah yeah, it was a red letter day. Literally pissed
off too, and that just churned it all up. So
I was happy.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
That was funny. I saw that in my feet. That
was awesome.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
That was good fun times.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yes, And you know what, I'm just gonna have to
pack up and go find me a Bonnie Glass over
there because I'm not appreciated America.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
That works for me. You know, it's a great place
to be there, you go, Are we done?
Speaker 4 (55:04):
You can do this thing from everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
You haven't told anybody where you're at?
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh God, like people care where I am anymore. You
can find me on Twitter at polta Bunny, at p
U l I t I b U and n y
a little website called twitchy dot com, and here every
other week on food Bar with this dork and of
course Muskie Will making fun of me for typing stop
into the text that you couldn't text me anymore. All Right,
that's it for this week, guys here out of food Bar.
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Thanks for being here live with us. We really appreciate it.
Stick around for Rick and Orty. They're coming up next,
and let me talk again, and keep your sense of
humor and stay out of jail.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
L Hydra no bill money, so definitely stay out of jail.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
I promise not