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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is a clip from Day zero.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You can access the entire episode now on our website
and all podcast platforms. I saw somebody who was trying
to win an argument poorly, and they they described themselves
as a second generation Holocaust survivor.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Was that me, it means, it means I was in
the Holocaust, But like my grandfather was, I'm not stolen.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Someone nobody died. Nobody in your lineage died, obviously, obviously
no one in your lineage got killed because you're here.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, they fail, Yeah, they failed. It's like black people
right now when they talk about slavery, like they still
feel it today somehow Americans. Yeah, But I mean it
was so much more than that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Roseanne bar fucking came out and was like, oh, my
grandparents were killed in the Holocaust. And I looked it
up and her grandfather is buried in Minnesota. Her Ukrainian grandfather,
who allegedly died in the Holocaust is fucking buried in Minnesota,
remains back remains.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
They I thought, fate.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think she was being sarcastic and comedian, like she's
one of them, give me a break.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I misunderstood one of the So you're one of those,
you're one of those people.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Come on, now, well you know they do got the
honorary juice system going on, so.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We do have to explain. I need to understand this.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh I'm a Jew, I'm any you.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Can become a Jews.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I got an honorary gas chamber for you.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, hey, right here, Hey, I'm gonna go with Google.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Ay.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The term honorary g's not an official or universally accepted term.
It is sometimes used, and formally often a humorous, affectionate
way to describe someone who, why not Jewish by birth
or conversion, is deeply connected to, or has strong iventity
to Jewish culture, community, or traditions. You see what I'm saying,
(02:24):
So like you can you can become a Jew because
you feel like you're so connected feelings, Corey, That's what
we got to talk about. This is a new age
of fact. Yeah, yeah, the age of feelings.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I feel like I'm Jewish.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Everybody keep telling me they feelings, and then when I
go when I say something, they like, well, nobody cares
how you feel I said, hold on, we're supposed to
carry Everybody feels.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Care about identitied identity matters so much. If you're arguing
with the leftists, they'll be like, oh, you know this
has happened with the plate playblow thing, the blowback art
gallery thing. People are like, oh, well, I'm Jewish, so
I get to say that this art was anti Semitic.
So I'm like, oh, well, I'm Jewish too, and I
don't think it was. And then they're just stuck, like
they can't move from there because now they're like, wait, wait, wait,
(03:10):
doesn't compute, Like what's happening. So just claim all that
she and you win all the arguments.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Exactly exactly I see it, and then just.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Claim Guys that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Did this funny podcast called Hidden in Plain Sight, they're
just two retards who I love and they're they're hysterical.
But one of them always uh claims to be Jewish,
just does it as a bit. Whenever he's discussing something,
he's like, I'm allowed to say it because I'm Jewish.
And then like, if you listen to the show long enough,
(03:46):
you find out he's like Jewish. These two guys with
the Catholics told together that's how they know each other.
But he'll say it and it'll like shut down any
sort of like criticism. Everyone's like, oh, okay, I guess
you could say it then if you're Jewish. He just
proclaimed himself periodically. Sometimes you sometimes.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's a group of white people just decided that they
were a minority. Fucking I'm just that story hilarious.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It's because they were.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
They got that olive skin. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They don't want to hear about olive skin. That's myth.
You got white and you got Black Jews, and that's it. Well,
now you got to you got the Middle Eastern Jews too,
but they're kind of a relatory.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You can't say black Jews on the internet, man, Folks.
Folks lose their mind. I'm going to hear something about
black Jews, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Whoever you get from, whoever started Judaism came from a
culture that only knew slavery. That's a fact. White people
were never slaves in the fucking Middle East three four
thousand years ago. It's just the goddamn reality period. Okay,
(05:00):
So whoever came up with Judaism is not a white person.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I don't think you're taking their feelings into account about this.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Though, Yeah, how did they feel about.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You're triggering me, lindsay.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
This microaggression will not be oh shit, oh boy, hey
trigger warned.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I should have that up there.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Could you imagine trigger alert going to going to a
university and spending your money and deciding you're going to
school and you're going to commit for four years, and
that you get to this university that's supposed to prepare
you for the outside world. And during your orientation they
explained you where the safe space is that if you
need to go into this place, that they've got pillows
(05:51):
and punching bags and you can suck your thumb or
they'll give you a pacifier, or they'll talk to you
about your and you and you look around and go
is this a put on?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Am I am I imagining this?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Or is this real?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Because if you're preparing me for the outside world, what
the fuck is this?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
This is?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
This is a this will be a relic of the
past as soon as I get out into the real world,
nobody is allowing me safe spaces. Why are you trying
to get me hooked on that? I read about a
college that was actively promoting itself as the having the
best safe space of all the universities, and colleges in
(06:33):
the country, and I was like, holy shit, Like I
would keep that to myself.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Can you get a handy in there?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's the safest I mean, I would imagine there's cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I need to be comforted right now.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yeah, I safe when I orgasm and when someone else
does makes it happen for me.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So well, you.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Got the Petro Pascal Damn saying yeah, hey, I got anxiety,
come jack this dick. I got anxiety.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
And if you don't, then you're hateful because I am Jewish,
so you're anti Semitic.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Exactly, I'm a black jew. That's crazy too.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
If you wanted to take out your enemies, this is
what you would do to their colleges, right you wanted
to evist through your enemies, you would make their colleges
full of safe spaces for everyone.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You'd make it okay to be a pansy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, you know, a lot of the work the workplaces
were safe spaces as well, like like people that like
you go in there and you do a shitty job,
and then like I talked ship to you because you
did a shitty job, and it's like, man, you really
didn't have to talk to me that way. I was like, well,
stop acting like a kid, dude. Like it's like, motherfucker,
(07:56):
we get paid off performance, okay, and so you just
doing shit that a damn eight year old would do.
Makes no sense when we get paid off performance. It's
just like, so I keep saying the same stuff to you,
and so it gets to a point where I don't
understand how to say it nicely anymore. Like, so I
talk to you like a kid, because that's what you
(08:17):
act like.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah, I see a three year old like a
three year old.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, temper tantrums. You talk to me about what everybody
else is doing. That's what I've never understood that. On
a commission based system where it's about how much you
turn so you can get paid off what you turn,
what you sell, somebody comes and tells me what somebody
else is doing, I'm like, why do you give a
fuck what they're doing? Matter of fact, keep doing that
(08:47):
because I'm gonna take your shit too. Motherfuckers wouldn't like me.
They'd be like that Q do man, he just take
all your shit. Buh Hey, slack off if you want to.
This is performance based, So if you don't want to
be if you don't want to perform, don't worry. I'll
do your ship too, and and I'll get paid for it.
That's all good with me. But people all the time,
(09:09):
they just they want to throw it off on somebody else.
I'm like, no, worry about you, and then you'll be good.
That's what you need to worry about. But people can't
help it because they feel like, oh, somebody else is
getting the leg up dog. They ain't making no money.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I'm saying, like they are you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Me, Uh okay, so I'm salary and then commission off
of what we make for the month, I get it,
so yeah, so yeah, I get a I get a
check every week, and then when it rolls over to
the to the new month, then they say, okay, how
(09:51):
much money do we make this month? All right, now
you get a commission check.