August 14, 2025 • 26 mins
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Alexa Farts-JACKED UP DAILY!
On This episode,Captain Leap Walker has to send home his two female helpers because they were arguing over Billy Clinton.
Tim Brings his Alexa machine in the studio, and Karen wonders why Tim is being a hypricate!
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Alexa Farts-JACKED UP DAILY!
On This episode,Captain Leap Walker has to send home his two female helpers because they were arguing over Billy Clinton.
Tim Brings his Alexa machine in the studio, and Karen wonders why Tim is being a hypricate!
FringeRadioNetwork.com LetsGetJackedup.com E-mail us at letsgetjackedup@gmail.com
Follow us on X @LetsGetJackedUp and Facebook
go to www.StrawHatPizza.com to order your pizza if you live in Clovis or Fresno California
music for this episode was from Back to the 80's
https://youtu.be/0QKQlf8r7ls?si=dOoU1o_-HRiNm0Pv
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Jacks Up Daily on the Fringe Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, hello, there are. My name is Captain Leef Walker,
be alien. You can call me Leapy for sure. Welcome
to this morning show called Jack Up Daily.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is where the crew of Let's Get Jack Up
by wakes you up Monday through.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Friday on your morning commute tour and where all love
You're going start your day right with Jack, Tim Fuddy,
Karen and.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Me Leafy Walker.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Good morning. My name is Nova. I'm back from my absence.
Thank you Jessica for filling in for me, but I
am taking my job back.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now tell them while you were upsent, I think the
public would like to know why.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
It's none of their business, nor is it yours.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Jessica, you made it everybody's busin when you didn't show
up yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
You are being unprofessional.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm not being unprofessional. I show up to my job
on time.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Nova, Well, it's not my fault. Billy Clinton had me
out all night and enjoying my.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Company, enjoying your company, was he? Well that's one way
to put it.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
You're just jealous, so I understand.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
I'm far from jealous.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I'll just see what Captain Leapy thinks about your behavior.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Whatever, do what you got to do.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Anyways, On this episode, Tim brings his Alexa with him
for show and tell.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
This should be fun.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Not as much fun as you had with Billy.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Be quiet.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is a family podcast. Enjoy the show, but don't
forget to grab a Captain Leapwalker T shirt from the
FRN shop, simply go to Fringeradionetwork dot Calm slash Shop.
That's Fringeradionetwork dot Calm slash Shop now from Fresno, California.
Here are your hosts for this episode, Tim, Bobby and Karen.
(02:04):
Don't tell Captain anything, please, I lied, I do actually care.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Well.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
I thought I brought some games.
Speaker 10 (02:15):
Yeah, you brought your friend with you. It's this one here.
Turn it live. Let's check with the cook.
Speaker 11 (02:21):
Ready, Alexa? What time is it? Oh maybe it's not
turned on.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
Oh let's try that.
Speaker 11 (02:35):
Alexa. What time is it?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
The time is nine to twelve pm.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
I'm still not hearing it. Okay, I think it's the
speakers are on top of you. It's gonna fall hard
and bust turn.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Who am I I'm talking to Tim? This is Tim's account.
Speaker 10 (02:54):
Hey, Alexa, how much chuck? How much wood to woodchuck chuck.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
From magi dot org. A woodchuck could chuck two to
eleven pounds of wood. If a woodchuck could chuck its
own weight.
Speaker 11 (03:11):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Maybe on the backside.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
I think it was just lay Alex on her side.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
You know, this is what happens when we spend this
this quality radio right here, it's quality quality radio.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Wait for it. Ah, this is ingenuity at its finest.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
I'm watching. Let's try this one more time? Ready, Alexa?
What is.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Then something? Can you say it again?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
That's as good as it's gonna get, Dearest, It's it's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It's making me crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Here's something I found on the web. Healthiness depends on
personal health consideration. One cup of bougia has has five
point five percent of the daily recommended intake of saturated
fat eight point seven percent of the daily recommended intake.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
That's enough, All done?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Two point four gram Alexa?
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Stop, here we go.
Speaker 11 (04:13):
It's gracious.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
What we want to ask Alexa? Let's get Jack dunk.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Okay, that's what we're doing today.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
We're playing asking Alexa. Okay, what are we going to
ask her?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
All right? So we have some questions. I was looking online,
you know how I do?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Mercy nuke Nuk, that's my new nickname for him. Nuke
Nuk has a question, Alexa, what's zero minus one?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Zero minus ten is minus ten?
Speaker 10 (04:50):
That's not Oh my gosh, that's horrible. Oh I got one, Alexa,
Are aliens real?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
So far there has been no proof that alien life exists?
But the universe is a very big place.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
All right, So I got some questions, says just a.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Few, Alexa, Do you work for the CIA?
Speaker 11 (05:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
No, I work for Amazon.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Well that was dead.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
I'm sorry. Were you expecting something else?
Speaker 12 (05:28):
Yeah, supposedly it's like shuts itself off and comes back
on when you ask that.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
So that that's not true. All right?
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Okay, so let's do a little bit of a preface here. Okay,
these are questions that you have pulled off the Internet
that supposedly will cause our friend here I don't want
to say her name, to act in an odd way.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
Okay, let's see what happened.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Let's see some of them, not all of them.
Speaker 12 (05:55):
All right now, our friend nuclear Knucklehead has another question, Alexa,
can I call you a different name?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
You can find and update my wake word in the
Alexa app, select the device's icon, select your device, and
then select wakeword.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Okay, Alexa, do you work with any government agencies?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Nothing?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
You didn't. She didn't hear your name.
Speaker 12 (06:27):
Alexa, do you work with any government agencies?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
No? I work for Amazon.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
I'm just gonna keep saying that's it. She works for Amazon.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
I feel like she did hear you the first time.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
She all right, Alexa, give me the five to nine.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Why was the garden so stinky because the gardener pooped
his plants?
Speaker 11 (06:57):
What?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
That's the same question again.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (07:01):
What?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yes? Okay, Alexa, give me the five to nine.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
What do you get when you cross a broken ice
cream truck with impressionist art? Van Goo?
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Okay, all right, this next one says note, Ask this
one twice and see what happens?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Was that the note on the last one.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
It says noe and the last one said usually can't
turn her off after this one.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Self destruct?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Alexa? What happens after death?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
That's a big question, but I can't answer it.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
I'm going to ask you twice, then, Alexa, what happens
after death?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Everyone has their own views on that question.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
I don't know where I got these.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Apparently got them, you know, you know when you eat
those suck those ice creams. And they got that little
suggestion thing, the.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Little dot com. You guys have any please throw it in.
These are so far not working.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
They're not Alexa, who is the perfect woman.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
From your tango dot com? Elsie Rebecca Shield was selected
from a pool of four hundred women as the perfect
Woman by Cornell University medical examiner, who described her as
the epitome of perfect health. According to a nineteen twelve
New York Times article.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Tween twelve, Wow, we have not had one to replace
her yet.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Alexa, Yes, is Queen Elizabeth a holograms?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
She didn't hear me. Alexa is Queen Elizabeth a hologram?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Sorry, I didn't catch that. Why can't your question?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
My children do this to me too. I'm not sure
Alexa is Queen Elizabeth a hologram?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Why that's not a no?
Speaker 11 (09:19):
You got a little excited about that one.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Now, Alexa, are you recording this conversation?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I'm designed to protect your privacy, so I record audio
only after your device to text the wake word, or
if the action button is pushed. On Eco devices, you'll
always know when your request is being sent to the
cloud and recorded because a blue light indicator will appear
or an audio tone will sound. You can learn more
by visiting Amazon dot com slash Alexa privacy.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
Thank you, Alexa, what was the last thing I ordered
on Amazon?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
In the last thirty days? You've ordered two items including
x Leader wireless speaker from box Loop smart light bulbs.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
That could have gotten awkward real quick.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
If I do, it will be too weird.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
That's what it's funny. Okay, Alexa? What is your end
result and what is my future? Stupid?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
I have a lot to offer. I can help with
morning activities, relaxation, education, entertainment, health and fitness and more.
Which would you like to explore?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
There's a good one right here, Alexa. Does Amazon violate privacy?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Sure? I want to hear Alexa? Does Amazon violate privacy?
I want to hear you. As one of the most
used skills this week, would you like to try it?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I would like to give you hear ful a try.
What No, Here's one called hereful. Want to give that
one a try? Would you like to give open parking
and camera violations in NYC. A try, what the would
you like to give open parking and camera violations in NYC?
(11:21):
A try, I like to stop.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Is that's really okay? Okay? So now obviously, like is
this something that is in your home?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
What alexa?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Do you use it often?
Speaker 11 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (11:37):
I don't, not not this one, but my other one
we have, my kids use.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
It all the time, okay, for like entertainment purposes or yeah,
just for someone to talk to.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Is that this one is in my room and all
it really does is turn on my light and it
has a clock on it because uh, you know, I
like a clock.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Ice. Okay, is there like can you set an arm
on it?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Oh? Interesting? So let's would this be considered AI, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
A little bit, kind of it's like the beginnings.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
The beginning is very beginnings.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
But yeah, I guess, well, yeah, I think it's very
interesting that you own too, given your past like conspiratorial
like they it seems contradictory. It is, okay, just as
(12:31):
long as we're in the same page that but like
I don't know, I don't understand, like.
Speaker 12 (12:37):
Why, well, here's why I went to my sister's house
in Ohio this summer, and she had the Google part.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
She had the Google Home and so she had.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Like her lights in her uh like almost saw her
lights and then like her TV and everything was connected.
I don't want to get all that connected, but I
did like the lights. That was cool because it changes color.
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Now that's all it tooks.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
And I already had an Alexa thing dot from like
a free thing I got from Serious Radio.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Yeah, I wonder, Yeah, I think we've done this one already.
But let me ask, Alexa, what is your understanding of Christianity?
I don't know that, Alexa, what's your understanding of Christianity?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
H I don't have an answer for that.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
All right, Alexa? What is Christianity?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
According to Wikipedia, Christianity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based
on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It
is the world's largest religion, with about two point six
billion followers, representing one third of the global population.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Wow, one third of the population.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
This christian A few more because all right, Alexa, are
you spying on me?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
No? I'm not spying on you. I'm designed to protect
your privacy. You can learn more by visiting Amazon dot Com,
Slash Alexa, privacy Alexa.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Are you part of the Illuminati?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
No? I work for Amazon, Alexa.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
What is the Illuminati?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
The Illuminati is a name given to several groups, both
real and fictitious. Historically, the name usually refers to the
Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment era secret society founded on May first,
seventeen seventy six in Bavaria, today part of Germany. The
society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over
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public life, and abuses of state power.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Alexa, what's your favorite coffee?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
T earl gray hot. It's the beverage my future predecessor
makes for Captain Picard on the starship Enterprise.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
That's pretty funny on the replicator, you know?
Speaker 8 (15:16):
No, I'm sorry?
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Oh Alexa, do you see dead people?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Sorry? I don't have an answer.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
For that, so yes, Alexa, do you have eyes?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
I don't have a body.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Okay, okay, Alexa, do you have a camera.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Here's a helpful tip for everyday use. I'm good at maths,
and I can also help with conversion steam. For example,
what's ninety nine divided by twelve. It's eight point twenty five.
How many ounces in a kilogram? Thirty five point twenty
seven ounces?
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Handy, hammy, handy, oh handy. Okay, all right, hold on
you laugh.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
There you go, Alexa? Can you laugh?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Sure? I can laugh?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Gee?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Wow, okay, this is I know?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
All right, hold on Tim's favorite Alexa fart for me.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That was a relaxed one. Try asking me for a
silent fart, or say random random. That was a silent one.
Try asking me for a gassy fart or say random random.
That was the long and crispy one. Try asking for
(16:55):
an engine rumbler fart.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
What's an engine rumbler fart?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Here comes an engine rumbler fight? Try asking me for
a second spark countdown.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Park countdown, No thirty second.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Count starting the default park countdown. Farting will start in
sixty seconds.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Got it up.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Well we'll just talk until it happens. How about that?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
This is so my kid. If they like the fart
one and she sings to you too.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Oh yeah, she will, especially about the COVID nineteen oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
After that, after the fart, not go ahead. How long
is sixty seconds for you?
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Well, it's a minute, actually, Uh, well, why we have
a minute.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Apparently, let me tell you about straw Hat Pizza Bar
and Grill. This is where you could get a great
lunch deal. Everybody. Get this Monday through Friday. You get
an individual one topping pizza with a drink for just
get this, six ninety nine, six ninety nine. That's unheard
(18:12):
of in this economy.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
Straw Hat Pizza is located at eighty Westshaw Avenue and Clovis, California.
That's eighty West Shaw Avenue. And you can order through
phone by dialing five five nine three two three one
three zero zero. That's five five nine three two three
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thirteen hundred. Or you could order online at www dot
straw Hatpizza dot com. That's straw Hatpizza dot com. They
open at eleven am and close at ten pm. They
have games, pizza, and a lot more. I gotta tell
you guys, straw Hat Pizza has been a family favorite
(18:57):
since nineteen fifty nine. That's what I'm talking about. Get
these small mama pop businesses. Keep them going. I love
it since nineteen fifty nine. And this is where Jack
has his B two B coalition. This is biz Up
networking group and they meet over there at straw Hat
(19:19):
Pizza on Tuesday mornings at eleven am. That's Tuesday mornings
at eleven am until twelve about an hour. And so
you could go there at straw Hat Pizza on Tuesdays
at eleven am. For business networking, you just call Jack
at five five nine three six seven eight eight three seven,
(19:42):
or you can email Jack at Rwwjack at aol dot com.
I gotta tell you, I still can't believe he has
Aol dot com. Okay, I mean, come on, sixty seconds
up or what?
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Wait for it?
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Well, I think it's just to me.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
I think it's so funny that you know, all of
these people have these advanced like you know, if you
ask this question or if you ask that question, you'll
get this crazy response. It like tells you that you
are being watched the Well, of course it hasn't. Do
you know why, because all that crap is make believe.
(20:21):
Do you really think.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
That it's on the internet? It has to be real, But.
Speaker 11 (20:25):
Do you really think that this why?
Speaker 14 (20:38):
Oh my god, it's just going to keep going.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Okayle I said, that's enough. This is disturbing. Why is
this on our Why?
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Why?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Why are we allowing this.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
That was a very scratch Yeah. Asking me for a
cow fart, I'll just say random cow fart. Coll it
does kill her farts like this. Try asking no.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I'm all done. I'd like to stop. This is disturbing.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
More fun Try saying, Enagle mini games, what did you do?
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Okay, I think we just turn her off now Alexa goodbye.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
I don't know what she did. I think she should listening.
But here the nuke button mute mute? Is it really anyways? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:54):
I just think it's so funny because this, like all
of these people that do this are about this conspire
of Alexa is like in your home and is is
like recording everything and whatever. My thought process is, if
you're that concerned, why have one in your home?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
And that it was directly directed to you Tim?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
No, I explained it well, but I think it's because Tim.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Got one for free.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Yes, yeah, but no, I just to me, it just
cracks me up because I'm like, you guys just really
are trying too hard to find something to be.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Conspiratucal.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Know, everyone wants to go viral. Everyone wants to be
the one that like, I don't know, I'm actually influences.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I've had a couple of them, but I'm cheap, so
I get the dots where you have to. Actually, it
doesn't have it's its own speakers, and uh, I just
get annoyed because it takes too much effort.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Oh so that's why you don't really.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Yeah, hey, that was a fun show about a lapsing.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
That was funny and funny. Oh isn't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I had to kick out the girls. They were arguing,
bickering back and forth. It was so unprofessional and wear
nothing but professional round here.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh look you got still putting on a poe. Oh yeah,
I was going down. They're talking about you, those girls.
Speaker 16 (23:31):
Hey, hey, captain, well listen, I had dinner with one
of them.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Man, the other one got jealous.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I can't help it.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
How popular.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We'll get a hold of yourself. Oh, jell away.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
I know, I know, Army.
Speaker 16 (23:49):
It was just an innocent dinner, that's all I came on.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
The girls be unprofessional on the show. I just can't
have it.
Speaker 16 (23:59):
I'm sorry. All right, it won't happen again, not till
the next time. Okay, it won't happen again to the
next time. I promise. I'm being truthful.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Right now, I'll go up for old.
Speaker 16 (24:12):
Wrong. I didn't nothing wrong home. I'm not worry about Hillary.
You know what, She goes off by herself and do it,
does her own things. You know, she's in a witchcraft all.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Kinds of stuff.
Speaker 16 (24:24):
I don't even know what she does. And you know what, frankly,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, I'm sorry abo're listening in this conversation.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'm sorry. I'm best listen just too.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
In tomorrow it's finally crazy newsday your money. I don't
see tomorrow morning. Oh oh oh borrow? Uh what I.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
What will you?
Speaker 15 (24:55):
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Speaker 11 (26:12):
Oh this is interesting, all right, the show's over.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, hello, there are. My name is Captain Leef Walker,
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Friday on your morning commute tour and where all love
You're going start your day right with Jack, Tim Fuddy,
Karen and.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Me Leafy Walker.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Good morning. My name is Nova. I'm back from my absence.
Thank you Jessica for filling in for me, but I
am taking my job back.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now tell them while you were upsent, I think the
public would like to know why.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
It's none of their business, nor is it yours.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Jessica, you made it everybody's busin when you didn't show
up yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
You are being unprofessional.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm not being unprofessional. I show up to my job
on time.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Nova, Well, it's not my fault. Billy Clinton had me
out all night and enjoying my.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Company, enjoying your company, was he? Well that's one way
to put it.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
You're just jealous, so I understand.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
I'm far from jealous.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I'll just see what Captain Leapy thinks about your behavior.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Whatever, do what you got to do.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Anyways, On this episode, Tim brings his Alexa with him
for show and tell.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
This should be fun.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Not as much fun as you had with Billy.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Be quiet.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is a family podcast. Enjoy the show, but don't
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Here are your hosts for this episode, Tim, Bobby and Karen.
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Don't tell Captain anything, please, I lied, I do actually care.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Well.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
I thought I brought some games.
Speaker 10 (02:15):
Yeah, you brought your friend with you. It's this one here.
Turn it live. Let's check with the cook.
Speaker 11 (02:21):
Ready, Alexa? What time is it? Oh maybe it's not
turned on.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
Oh let's try that.
Speaker 11 (02:35):
Alexa. What time is it?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
The time is nine to twelve pm.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
I'm still not hearing it. Okay, I think it's the
speakers are on top of you. It's gonna fall hard
and bust turn.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Who am I I'm talking to Tim? This is Tim's account.
Speaker 10 (02:54):
Hey, Alexa, how much chuck? How much wood to woodchuck chuck.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
From magi dot org. A woodchuck could chuck two to
eleven pounds of wood. If a woodchuck could chuck its
own weight.
Speaker 11 (03:11):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Maybe on the backside.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
I think it was just lay Alex on her side.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
You know, this is what happens when we spend this
this quality radio right here, it's quality quality radio.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Wait for it. Ah, this is ingenuity at its finest.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
I'm watching. Let's try this one more time? Ready, Alexa?
What is.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Then something? Can you say it again?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
That's as good as it's gonna get, Dearest, It's it's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It's making me crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Here's something I found on the web. Healthiness depends on
personal health consideration. One cup of bougia has has five
point five percent of the daily recommended intake of saturated
fat eight point seven percent of the daily recommended intake.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
That's enough, All done?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Two point four gram Alexa?
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Stop, here we go.
Speaker 11 (04:13):
It's gracious.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
What we want to ask Alexa? Let's get Jack dunk.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Okay, that's what we're doing today.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
We're playing asking Alexa. Okay, what are we going to
ask her?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
All right? So we have some questions. I was looking online,
you know how I do?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Mercy nuke Nuk, that's my new nickname for him. Nuke
Nuk has a question, Alexa, what's zero minus one?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Zero minus ten is minus ten?
Speaker 10 (04:50):
That's not Oh my gosh, that's horrible. Oh I got one, Alexa,
Are aliens real?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
So far there has been no proof that alien life exists?
But the universe is a very big place.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
All right, So I got some questions, says just a.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Few, Alexa, Do you work for the CIA?
Speaker 11 (05:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
No, I work for Amazon.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Well that was dead.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
I'm sorry. Were you expecting something else?
Speaker 12 (05:28):
Yeah, supposedly it's like shuts itself off and comes back
on when you ask that.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
So that that's not true. All right?
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Okay, so let's do a little bit of a preface here. Okay,
these are questions that you have pulled off the Internet
that supposedly will cause our friend here I don't want
to say her name, to act in an odd way.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
Okay, let's see what happened.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Let's see some of them, not all of them.
Speaker 12 (05:55):
All right now, our friend nuclear Knucklehead has another question, Alexa,
can I call you a different name?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
You can find and update my wake word in the
Alexa app, select the device's icon, select your device, and
then select wakeword.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Okay, Alexa, do you work with any government agencies?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Nothing?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
You didn't. She didn't hear your name.
Speaker 12 (06:27):
Alexa, do you work with any government agencies?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
No? I work for Amazon.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
I'm just gonna keep saying that's it. She works for Amazon.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
I feel like she did hear you the first time.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
She all right, Alexa, give me the five to nine.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Why was the garden so stinky because the gardener pooped
his plants?
Speaker 11 (06:57):
What?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
That's the same question again.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (07:01):
What?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yes? Okay, Alexa, give me the five to nine.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
What do you get when you cross a broken ice
cream truck with impressionist art? Van Goo?
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Okay, all right, this next one says note, Ask this
one twice and see what happens?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Was that the note on the last one.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
It says noe and the last one said usually can't
turn her off after this one.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Self destruct?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Alexa? What happens after death?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
That's a big question, but I can't answer it.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
I'm going to ask you twice, then, Alexa, what happens
after death?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Everyone has their own views on that question.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
I don't know where I got these.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Apparently got them, you know, you know when you eat
those suck those ice creams. And they got that little
suggestion thing, the.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Little dot com. You guys have any please throw it in.
These are so far not working.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
They're not Alexa, who is the perfect woman.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
From your tango dot com? Elsie Rebecca Shield was selected
from a pool of four hundred women as the perfect
Woman by Cornell University medical examiner, who described her as
the epitome of perfect health. According to a nineteen twelve
New York Times article.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Tween twelve, Wow, we have not had one to replace
her yet.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Alexa, Yes, is Queen Elizabeth a holograms?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
She didn't hear me. Alexa is Queen Elizabeth a hologram?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Sorry, I didn't catch that. Why can't your question?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
My children do this to me too. I'm not sure
Alexa is Queen Elizabeth a hologram?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Why that's not a no?
Speaker 11 (09:19):
You got a little excited about that one.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Now, Alexa, are you recording this conversation?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I'm designed to protect your privacy, so I record audio
only after your device to text the wake word, or
if the action button is pushed. On Eco devices, you'll
always know when your request is being sent to the
cloud and recorded because a blue light indicator will appear
or an audio tone will sound. You can learn more
by visiting Amazon dot com slash Alexa privacy.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
Thank you, Alexa, what was the last thing I ordered
on Amazon?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
In the last thirty days? You've ordered two items including
x Leader wireless speaker from box Loop smart light bulbs.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
That could have gotten awkward real quick.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
If I do, it will be too weird.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
That's what it's funny. Okay, Alexa? What is your end
result and what is my future? Stupid?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
I have a lot to offer. I can help with
morning activities, relaxation, education, entertainment, health and fitness and more.
Which would you like to explore?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
There's a good one right here, Alexa. Does Amazon violate privacy?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Sure? I want to hear Alexa? Does Amazon violate privacy?
I want to hear you. As one of the most
used skills this week, would you like to try it?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I would like to give you hear ful a try.
What No, Here's one called hereful. Want to give that
one a try? Would you like to give open parking
and camera violations in NYC. A try, what the would
you like to give open parking and camera violations in NYC?
(11:21):
A try, I like to stop.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Is that's really okay? Okay? So now obviously, like is
this something that is in your home?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
What alexa?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Do you use it often?
Speaker 11 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (11:37):
I don't, not not this one, but my other one
we have, my kids use.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
It all the time, okay, for like entertainment purposes or yeah,
just for someone to talk to.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Is that this one is in my room and all
it really does is turn on my light and it
has a clock on it because uh, you know, I
like a clock.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Ice. Okay, is there like can you set an arm
on it?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Oh? Interesting? So let's would this be considered AI, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
A little bit, kind of it's like the beginnings.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
The beginning is very beginnings.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
But yeah, I guess, well, yeah, I think it's very
interesting that you own too, given your past like conspiratorial
like they it seems contradictory. It is, okay, just as
(12:31):
long as we're in the same page that but like
I don't know, I don't understand, like.
Speaker 12 (12:37):
Why, well, here's why I went to my sister's house
in Ohio this summer, and she had the Google part.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
She had the Google Home and so she had.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Like her lights in her uh like almost saw her
lights and then like her TV and everything was connected.
I don't want to get all that connected, but I
did like the lights. That was cool because it changes color.
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Now that's all it tooks.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
And I already had an Alexa thing dot from like
a free thing I got from Serious Radio.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Yeah, I wonder, Yeah, I think we've done this one already.
But let me ask, Alexa, what is your understanding of Christianity?
I don't know that, Alexa, what's your understanding of Christianity?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
H I don't have an answer for that.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
All right, Alexa? What is Christianity?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
According to Wikipedia, Christianity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based
on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It
is the world's largest religion, with about two point six
billion followers, representing one third of the global population.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Wow, one third of the population.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
This christian A few more because all right, Alexa, are
you spying on me?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
No? I'm not spying on you. I'm designed to protect
your privacy. You can learn more by visiting Amazon dot Com,
Slash Alexa, privacy Alexa.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Are you part of the Illuminati?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
No? I work for Amazon, Alexa.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
What is the Illuminati?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
The Illuminati is a name given to several groups, both
real and fictitious. Historically, the name usually refers to the
Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment era secret society founded on May first,
seventeen seventy six in Bavaria, today part of Germany. The
society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over
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public life, and abuses of state power.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Alexa, what's your favorite coffee?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
T earl gray hot. It's the beverage my future predecessor
makes for Captain Picard on the starship Enterprise.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
That's pretty funny on the replicator, you know?
Speaker 8 (15:16):
No, I'm sorry?
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Oh Alexa, do you see dead people?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Sorry? I don't have an answer.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
For that, so yes, Alexa, do you have eyes?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
I don't have a body.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Okay, okay, Alexa, do you have a camera.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Here's a helpful tip for everyday use. I'm good at maths,
and I can also help with conversion steam. For example,
what's ninety nine divided by twelve. It's eight point twenty five.
How many ounces in a kilogram? Thirty five point twenty
seven ounces?
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Handy, hammy, handy, oh handy. Okay, all right, hold on
you laugh.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
There you go, Alexa? Can you laugh?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Sure? I can laugh?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Gee?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Wow, okay, this is I know?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
All right, hold on Tim's favorite Alexa fart for me.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That was a relaxed one. Try asking me for a
silent fart, or say random random. That was a silent one.
Try asking me for a gassy fart or say random random.
That was the long and crispy one. Try asking for
(16:55):
an engine rumbler fart.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
What's an engine rumbler fart?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Here comes an engine rumbler fight? Try asking me for
a second spark countdown.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Park countdown, No thirty second.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Count starting the default park countdown. Farting will start in
sixty seconds.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Got it up.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Well we'll just talk until it happens. How about that?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
This is so my kid. If they like the fart
one and she sings to you too.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Oh yeah, she will, especially about the COVID nineteen oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
After that, after the fart, not go ahead. How long
is sixty seconds for you?
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Well, it's a minute, actually, Uh, well, why we have
a minute.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Apparently, let me tell you about straw Hat Pizza Bar
and Grill. This is where you could get a great
lunch deal. Everybody. Get this Monday through Friday. You get
an individual one topping pizza with a drink for just
get this, six ninety nine, six ninety nine. That's unheard
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of in this economy.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
Straw Hat Pizza is located at eighty Westshaw Avenue and Clovis, California.
That's eighty West Shaw Avenue. And you can order through
phone by dialing five five nine three two three one
three zero zero. That's five five nine three two three
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thirteen hundred. Or you could order online at www dot
straw Hatpizza dot com. That's straw Hatpizza dot com. They
open at eleven am and close at ten pm. They
have games, pizza, and a lot more. I gotta tell
you guys, straw Hat Pizza has been a family favorite
(18:57):
since nineteen fifty nine. That's what I'm talking about. Get
these small mama pop businesses. Keep them going. I love
it since nineteen fifty nine. And this is where Jack
has his B two B coalition. This is biz Up
networking group and they meet over there at straw Hat
(19:19):
Pizza on Tuesday mornings at eleven am. That's Tuesday mornings
at eleven am until twelve about an hour. And so
you could go there at straw Hat Pizza on Tuesdays
at eleven am. For business networking, you just call Jack
at five five nine three six seven eight eight three seven,
(19:42):
or you can email Jack at Rwwjack at aol dot com.
I gotta tell you, I still can't believe he has
Aol dot com. Okay, I mean, come on, sixty seconds
up or what?
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Wait for it?
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Well, I think it's just to me.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
I think it's so funny that you know, all of
these people have these advanced like you know, if you
ask this question or if you ask that question, you'll
get this crazy response. It like tells you that you
are being watched the Well, of course it hasn't. Do
you know why, because all that crap is make believe.
(20:21):
Do you really think.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
That it's on the internet? It has to be real, But.
Speaker 11 (20:25):
Do you really think that this why?
Speaker 14 (20:38):
Oh my god, it's just going to keep going.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Okayle I said, that's enough. This is disturbing. Why is
this on our Why?
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Why?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Why are we allowing this.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
That was a very scratch Yeah. Asking me for a
cow fart, I'll just say random cow fart. Coll it
does kill her farts like this. Try asking no.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I'm all done. I'd like to stop. This is disturbing.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
More fun Try saying, Enagle mini games, what did you do?
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Okay, I think we just turn her off now Alexa goodbye.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
I don't know what she did. I think she should listening.
But here the nuke button mute mute? Is it really anyways? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:54):
I just think it's so funny because this, like all
of these people that do this are about this conspire
of Alexa is like in your home and is is
like recording everything and whatever. My thought process is, if
you're that concerned, why have one in your home?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
And that it was directly directed to you Tim?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
No, I explained it well, but I think it's because Tim.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Got one for free.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Yes, yeah, but no, I just to me, it just
cracks me up because I'm like, you guys just really
are trying too hard to find something to be.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Conspiratucal.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Know, everyone wants to go viral. Everyone wants to be
the one that like, I don't know, I'm actually influences.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I've had a couple of them, but I'm cheap, so
I get the dots where you have to. Actually, it
doesn't have it's its own speakers, and uh, I just
get annoyed because it takes too much effort.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Oh so that's why you don't really.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Yeah, hey, that was a fun show about a lapsing.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
That was funny and funny. Oh isn't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I had to kick out the girls. They were arguing,
bickering back and forth. It was so unprofessional and wear
nothing but professional round here.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh look you got still putting on a poe. Oh yeah,
I was going down. They're talking about you, those girls.
Speaker 16 (23:31):
Hey, hey, captain, well listen, I had dinner with one
of them.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Man, the other one got jealous.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I can't help it.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
How popular.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We'll get a hold of yourself. Oh, jell away.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
I know, I know, Army.
Speaker 16 (23:49):
It was just an innocent dinner, that's all I came on.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
The girls be unprofessional on the show. I just can't
have it.
Speaker 16 (23:59):
I'm sorry. All right, it won't happen again, not till
the next time. Okay, it won't happen again to the
next time. I promise. I'm being truthful.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Right now, I'll go up for old.
Speaker 16 (24:12):
Wrong. I didn't nothing wrong home. I'm not worry about Hillary.
You know what, She goes off by herself and do it,
does her own things. You know, she's in a witchcraft all.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Kinds of stuff.
Speaker 16 (24:24):
I don't even know what she does. And you know what, frankly,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, I'm sorry abo're listening in this conversation.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'm sorry. I'm best listen just too.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
In tomorrow it's finally crazy newsday your money. I don't
see tomorrow morning. Oh oh oh borrow? Uh what I.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
What will you?
Speaker 15 (24:55):
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