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My name is Nova, Captain Leapwalker's number one assistant. In
this episode, it's Bobby Crazy News Friday. Tim talks about
the bomb squad showing up in his neighborhood, and Bobby
has a story about farts and heads, not necessarily in
that order. Before this episode begins, just a reminder not

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your hosts for this episode, mister Tim and Bobby.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what it's time for.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hey, it's time for creating with Bobby and Karen.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Karen, Well, Karen's not here, but Crazy News with Bobby
and Karen is brought to you by the poop Fairies.
If you got a poop in your backyard from your pets,

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and then well you gotta call these guys.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
What about the husband that got thrown out the night before?
No just pets?

Speaker 9 (03:10):
Oh dang it, man, You know I didn't you know,
maybe you should have asked about that.

Speaker 10 (03:16):
Why? Maybe for a premium. Yeah, well you don't have
a call. Five five nine got poop? If you're in
the Fresno Clovis Madera area five five to nine four
six eight seven six six seven seven and they are

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the number one in the number two business. Oooh, what's
in the news by.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
There's quite a bit. Actually, where do you want to
go with this? Let's see, there's there's so many places
we can go.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
I could, I could tell you, do you have the
you probably? But what happened to my house? Or not
at my house?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
But oh yeah, why don't you tell the story? Well,
it was a this is the one you try to
send me. But I was convinced. I was convinced that
you were like, no, you were scammed. And it was
like one of those folk scammed things, you know, where
it's like you click on it and by clicking on it,
it sends a virus out to all her contacts. That's
what I thought.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It was.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, absolutely not. I wouldn't do that to you, at
least not on purpose. That's what I was afraid of,
that it was on purpose.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
No, So it was okay, where my neighbor there's like
several different ways to get into my neighborhood, but this
one particular way you couldn't get through because the police
have like taped it off and everything. So apparently what
happened was so lady was walking and she saw a

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I guess I chest, Yeah, nice chest over there by
the bushes, by the bushes, and she thought that she
saw some wires there, so she caused the police. The
bomb squad shows up.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I would have been like, is there a copper wire
in there? Because I could use the extra cash right now.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
Okay, even if you thought there was a bomb, can
you at least get a little closer to see there's
actually wires or is it twig?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
But what if it's got a trip wire? What if?
What if the person designing it decided, you know what
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna trick some poor old housewife
to come a little closer and then boom.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
So they had it taped off for hours and hours,
and then they brought in the what you muld call
it your robot?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Did you make them?

Speaker 9 (05:51):
So they get the bomb squad robot out there and
the camera and everything.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Come to find out there's nothing to it. It was
a little twigs. We still don't know what that was.
But nothing came of it. Yeah, nothing came of it.
I mean, better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
Right, yes, but my goodest people, Yeah, somebody was on edge.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
She I remember them saying she she she said that
she thought she saw pipe bombs inside my pipe bombs. Well, okay, yeah,
well you want to hear you want to hear about
some bombs. Maybe it was a branch. Maybe it was
a branch of what of the bush? Oh yeah, maybe
maybe that's what she saw, maybe thinking it was the pipe.

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Maybe she has eyes like me, and oh jeez, I mean,
if she's seventy. Maybe, But that's.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
All right.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
So for those of you who don't know, I do
my my, my, deep and heavy research for all things
related to this segment while we're doing the show. This
is definitely the entertainment part. I don't do any kind
of real research. In fact, most of the time all
I read two initially, all I initially read is the headline,
and then I just go for it. Here's of course. No,

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I don't unlessarily make it up, but I just read
it as I go. This is news to me as
much as it is like the news to you. A grandma,
and and how do you pronounce this? And the the
is it Kiev? I don't know how it's in. Yeah,
I think it's Kiev, right, Yeah, So a grandma and

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Kiev says that she she took out a suspicious drone
while Russia was attacking by throwing a jar of pickled
tomatoes at it. Really yeah, okay, says here grandma claimed
that she took the drone out by throwing that pickles,
the jar of pickled tomatoes right at it. Uh Ukrainian

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news outlet said that the woman got in touch, saying
that the story was real and described her own grand
mother as the person who in fact did it. And
so now they're making all of these memes and it's
got like an old woman holding a giant rifle full
of pickles. It's pretty funny. Identifying herself as a journalist

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turned entrepreneur called Elena, the grandmother told the outlet that
she had indeed thrown the item at the drone and
drowning it. I know. It says here that at first
she thought it was a bird, but then she realized
it was something else. It was humming. The nearest thing

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she could find was the jar of pickles sitting next
to her chair, so she picked it up and she
checked it. Yeah, and so that's pretty much it. You know,
she pretty much saved her entire family from a drone
attack with the Jarick. Yeah, so there's that, all right. Yeah,

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let's see what else we got here. Uh oh, it's
gonna be so entertaining you're trying to figure that out. Ooh.
A mummified body found in a wall in California. Yeah, yeah,
So a mummified body was found in the wall of
a California convention center in Oakland. The construction crew found

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a mummified body in the wall of convention center in Oakland, California,
on Wednesday. The worker found the body at one pm
in a wall that was being deconstructed during renovations at
the Kaiser Convention Center. Yeah. The Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center,
all right, says we found remains best described as mummified.

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The conditions in the walls were such that the body
was preserved in good condition. Authority said the mummified body
was in late stages of decay and have likely been
there for several years. I'm talking like al Capone type
stuff right here. This is what it seems, says is
that a mummy. Oh boy, uh. Any theories are possible.

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They said. It could be anything from someone who got
behind the wall and became trapped and died to someone
who was put there by another person. No one knows
what God knows for certain for certain that so let's
see here, and that body apparently is still unidentified. They

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don't have any any idea who it might be, all right,
says that they can't even determine the age or gender
of the of the body. That must be pretty to
be to be composed. Yeah. So you're at a job
that's kind of construction related, right, Yeah, do you often
use a horta potty try?

Speaker 11 (10:53):
Well, you might want to rethink it at yes, yes,
So a Florida man was crushed to death by a
bulldozer last week while he was using.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
The port of Hooper. Uh. Aaron Anderson, forty was killed
Friday evening while he was at work as a traffic
control contractor. Yeah, he was in the I just silted
this for the first time, right now, How funny. So
he was a traffic control guy, just like you told me. Yeah,
and he was taking his daily constitutional. He says that

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he had been working as a spotter. You recognize that position, right,
as a spotter at the site providing traffic control for
incoming and outgoing dump trucks from the ground as they
dumped trash into a landfill. It says a freak accident
occurred while drivers on the site were getting ready to

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put away their equipment and shut down the facility. The
bulldozer operator started driving up the embatement to park for
the night as the heavy equipment state in the heavy
equipment stage area, but the front blade was elevated far
enough to block part of his view, so he plowed
right over the top of the porta potty. He immediately

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executed the bulldozer and ran towards the porta potty to
see if everyone is inside of it, and to his shock,
he observed that Henderson was unresponsive and said potty. Oh yeah,
he died at the scene. So zoe wait. So the
it was the end of the day. He was taking
a poop and the guy had the had the the

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blades of the bulldozer up too high so he couldn't
see he had he didn't have clear vision, was driving
it anyways, coming up on top of an embankment, so
he couldn't even see what was going on. And when
he came down, apparently, oh man, mm hmm. That was
It's a big facility. Apparently, It says that they have

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hundreds of trucks coming to unload heavy equipment in this lot,
in this landfill all day long. So uh, it's you know,
it's definitely a freak accident. But there's lots of movement
in that place. Sure. Yeah, that's me back enough to
sit on the paper. Oh man, Oh my gosh, that's terrible. Yeah,

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it is not as terrible as this though. Okay. You know,
imagine you're driving down the street as a police officer
and you find out that a box of human heads
had been stolen from a truck.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, what's at the box? Remember that from that movie?
Someone broken into, broke into and stole a box containing
human heads from a truck in color In Colorado last week.
The strange stuff took place around two thirty pm while
the freight company truck was parked at a neighborhood. That's crazy.

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The heads were being transported for medical research. Oh oh yeah,
you know, medical research. Ye. Can you imagine that guy
who likes what oh it just stole a big box
at TVs or something, and then he opens up and
he's like these faces just staring at him in metal
or whatever. Yeah, or to eat. Okay, oh my gosh,

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well I'm used that's disgusting. So he's delivering heads, yeah yeah, yeah,
not this, I mean says here. The blue and white
box had a label said exempt human except exempt human specimen.
So apparently the guy bought it note or stole it

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knowing knowing that it had to have been something human inside. Oh,
the Dolly was also stolen, and police say that they
don't they actually don't know how many heads were in
the box. The cardboard box, which is about twenty by
fifteen by eighteen, also said Science Care. Ah wow. Science

(14:59):
Care a program for donating bodies for both scientific research
and education, and are used in different things education. Yeah
huh yeah, okay, let's see here, that's disturbing.

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Well, we really don't know what it's for, but it's
just weird to deliver heads sever heads.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
So this one is kind of more of an interesting fact.
All right, do you know how lobsters communicate with each other?
But they're snappers? No, not at all. They actually pee
on each other's faces. Okay, I guess that's read. I
got the gist of the article, and that was the
whole thing. Yeah, Oh, this one's actually going around in

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the community that I work in. A Florida teacher was
beaten and hospitalized after being attacked by a five year
old I'm sorry, it's not funny, but don't laugh. It's
not funny, but it's kind of funny. It's sad, is
what it is. South Florida teacher was taken to the
hospital last week after she was attacked by a five

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year old student, leaving her dazed and unresponsive. The unidentified
instructor was found by first responders sitting on the ground
against the wall and appearing to be in a faint state.
Pine Lake Elementary School is about fifteen miles southwest of
downtown Fort Lauderdale, according to a According to a heavily

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redacted police report, the victim was clearly weak and dazed,
able to blink and breathe regularly, but at no point
was she able to vocally respond or show signs of
response to me. This tells me she's being a drama
queen like I don't know a five year old. The

(16:47):
troubling incident started with a five year old boy had
to be removed from class for throwing things around and
flipping chairs. The youngster was taken to an empty cool
down room where the attack on the teacher allegedly took place.
So cool down rooms are a common thing.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
They're quiet right there. It's a quiet thing. So supposed
to yeah, now you're cooling down. It's supposed to be
a place for you to cut Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
It's supposed to be a place for you to kind of, yeah,
cool down, to recollect yourself and to kind of like
process everything that's happened. Yeah. So anyways, that's apparently where
it happened, and it's possible that aggravated assault took place
with hands and feet, with fists, a fury. The victim

(17:40):
was in her late thirties or early forties, so about
five to four in a slender frame, so she was
a petite lady. Wow. Yeah, And it says here that
the student was between fifty to sixty pounds a five
year old. That's sixty pounds, man, that's double hazel size. Yeah,

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you're telling me he was a big wah. Yeah, he
was a big wah. And coupled with that, I don't
know if you did you hear about the the guy
who's been banned from a school because he was caught
slapping a student. Oh my gosh, yeah he was. So
he was slapping he's he's caught on surveillance video. Basically

(18:21):
a kid was like missbolding class. Yeah, and he just
read back and just slapped her right in the face.
They got rid of They got rid of that kind
of punishment. Unfortunately. North Carolina woman fights to keep her
fart license plate. This will be my last one. I

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So this woman in North Carolina has a license plate
that she paid extra money for, of course, because you
have to. Yeah, of course, it's it's customized plate. Her
name is Carly Sidney of of as Ill, North Carolina,

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and she said the DMV approved the personalized plate back
in October, and she was a bit surprised but excited
when she received the plate in their mail. She put
on the back of her truck and went about her
mary Way, driving around with the fart all around town,
thinking it was funny. But on February twenty fifth, she
received a letter from the mail from the DMV saying
that they had some complaints about her plate because farts

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are offensive, but abortion is not right. Thank you. So
the DMV said that they tried to explain that the plate,
what the plate meant to her, and why it was
important to her. She had some friends online. Yeah, they
had actually come up. In an attempt to save the fart,

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they decided to tell the DMV that it was an
acronym for their completely made up group, Friends of Asherville
Recreational Trails fart okay of friends of his lowercase, so
it doesn't count. So Friends of Ashville Recreational Trails faart, right,

(20:11):
They said it was completely made up, but not exactly.
But that's not exactly accurate, and that the group does exist.
There's about fifteen people who do it, and they're actually
on a website and a mailing list, and there's actually
there's there's evidence of this mailing list that it does exist.
She shouldn't being completely dishonest with it, but the DMV

(20:37):
will allow her to keep it for now. Yeah, no
fun for you. But it says here that there are
already nine thousand personal plates that have been banned in
North Carolina. What what is going on over there?

Speaker 9 (20:50):
Yeah, Hey, Smoky mountain Man, Michael Basham, why don't you
tell us what's going on over there?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Oh? I've got all kinds of Wow, they've got some
really colorful lists. Little little pimp is one little pimpin'
vomit okay is one? Uh huh, let's see. Uh slug
thug apparently as banned. Okay, yeah, queer is banned.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Well that's of course it's woke now.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
So yeah, yeah, I mean look at this list. It's
a they're probably I mean, there's nine thousand of them
listed that are they're banned. And let's see, they're literally
pages and we're looking at like thirty pages of these things.
Wait until you get to the f's. Oh yeah, I'm
not going to say any of those. There's just no appropriate. Yeah,

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there's a lot of four twenties. Oh yeah, yeah, there's
an STFU Okay, Yeah, anyway, that is about that acronyms,
if you will. Yeah, lots of lots of numbers. That
involves nines and six's. Yeah. Hello, needless to say, fart

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may soon be a part of that list. No, all right, Oh,
last one, I promise not if you live on the
East Coast, beware. Oh yes, a big invasive parachuting spider
is beginning to enter the East Coast. What yeah. University

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of Georgia scientists have released the study saying that the
new eight legged residents, excuse me, are about to become
more prolific in Georgia and spread up and down the
East coast. No predators for this particular spider. It doesn't
have anything that's controlling it its population size in this
new habitat, but it's a perfect condition to spread. It's

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a three inch long, three inch long dude. This big.
Look at that, that's three inch long. It's called the
Joel Rose spider. It's made its way first to Georgia,
but it is now beginning to spread outward. So what
does this thing do? Because it's only three three inches,
I mean, that's bigger than a black boy. Well yeah,
I mean it's it's ugly, but it's small. It's fans

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are small relative to most human skin, so it won't
be able to get its things into you even if
it wanted to, so that's good. It says here that
if you are unlucky enough to get bitten by a spider,
it feels far less than a wasp sting, more of
a pinch. They do have little venom, but it's more

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like a beasting or a wasp sting, and won't acquire
require any medical attention. But here's the crazy part is
that they they they fly in they're called parachute spiders.
So what they do is on a good, a good gusty,
windy day, they they knit together a parachute type structure

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with their web and then go up into the air.
Could you imagine a three inch long spider and this
is what it looks like. That's what it looks like. Hey,
imagine that thing falling on That thing is nasty. That's
got to be created by like a science. No, that's
this is this is this is it? Man? I don't

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I'm not sure exactly where it's originally from, though, I mean,
come on, yeah, oh my gosh, kill it. Oh boy,
oh boy, that's what we do. And it lands in
our neighborhood. So it's heading east then huh yeah, it's

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actually heading it's it's east, but it's heading north and south.
Oh says here that they says we had a joro
being found in Oklahoma. We tracked the person who made
the observation and it turned out that it was a
student from that the area. In Georgia, they don't appear

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to have much effect on local food webs or ecosystems.
So they're not invasive in that regard where they're not
like destroying things. But yeah, that's it. Says here that
we can expect to see webs around late May or
the June, but the really big female webs come out

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the start of fall.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Ye oh yikes.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
So with that we are a done. That is Bobby's
crazy new Man. Yeah, so this is you know, we
really do this just to remind you that when you
think you've got it tough, there's somebody out there who's
probably worse off, almost assuredly. Yeah, and mostly from Florida.

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Something's going on over there, that's just the way. But
it's a nice place to visit. I've been. I wouldn't. Yeah,
I've visited there. They got they got the Orlando Disney Parks.
You know, yep.

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Speaker 6 (28:56):
Getting back to your neighborhood bomb squad story, It's too
bad that lady didn't call me. I could diffuse a
bomb with my mind and eyeballs. Since I am a humanoid,
I'm cool like that. Well, with that said, I hope
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