April 27, 2023 • 32 mins
This week on the Garage Rock podcast the guys talk about some of their least favourite childhood television memories, check out a few music movies, Cam talks to his wife through the doorbell and Steve is faced with the return of the Missing Heroin Addict Spider from Brighton.
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(00:18):
Hello, Welcome to Garage Rock.My name is something different and joining me
always is Uncle Spenn again. Hello, he's got lipped dick on his dick
again, Good old Uncle Spenn again, Please begin again? Um, so
you're sticking with the hello first ofall, welcome to episode five, season
(00:39):
four. Welcome back everybody. Thanks, Yes, but you're sticking with the
something different name. Oh you knowit's something different? That is true.
I mean, do you mind ifI call you Cam so the listeners know
that your Cam? I mean,sure, in writing, call yourself something
different. I don't care. Butfor the point of a podcast, it's
(01:00):
a lot easier for me to callyou Cam. And the listeners don't understand.
Who can could you imagine trying toget it? You change your name
to something different by de Pole andthen and then you go, oh,
you know what, actually going backto d Depole. I read that the
other day and it's I don't knowif I've been saying it wrong my whole
(01:23):
life, but I thought it wasd Nah. Paul, You're an idiot.
It's Deed, yes, Paul.Why would it be de Pole?
I don't I have no idea.But the funny thing is I've changed my
name. Didn't you do that?I did? I was very young.
Yeah, so I don't know.I never saw it written. I just
saw I just heard people saying it. And you know, I'm twenty percent
(01:47):
deaf in one ear, so that'swhy everyone has a different So when someone
said deed Pole, the twenty percentyou missed out on was fed? Well,
I saw that. I missed theD. You missed the dah,
I saw the d e e Yeah, just not the D on the end.
Oh so it's just a lot.So you thought it was duble e
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Pole. Well, I guess dePole. You got to give me that
at least. I'm not giving youanything that's deep pole. Wow. So
thank you for tuning in for thisconversation, everybody. No, that's okay
fine. And you have changed yourname. Do you remember when I think
it was what Gary Hocking changed hisname to Whiskers the GiB football for the
(02:30):
for the cat food. Yeah,he changed his name to Whiskers for cat
food. Anyway, names aside,We've got another big show this week.
Oh fuck yes, Steve, guesswhat what? Cam? Oh, I'm
feeling very burb me. I knowI've sung that that song again. Yeah,
(02:54):
it's with the Margarine Advers pent upButter. I never him drive,
he never dry. I watched Elvis. Oh you watched the Elvis movie?
Have you seen it? I havenot? Oh great, I can tell
you all about it. Then,Oh, who's it about? Um,
it's about Elvis Costello. I thoughtit was about that Elvis kid. There
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was a cartoon with a kid calledElvis. Oh no, actually, want
to fire Fireman Sam's mates is Elvis? Oh yeah yeah. If i'man,
Sam's got to mate called Elvis.I only remember naughty Norman, Norman Norman.
I'm going to be completely upfront withyou on this. Norman is a
right count now, Norman, No, he was. He was a redhead
(03:38):
too, I think, yeah,okay, he was giving us a bad
name. Norman. So I wouldwatch I mean the episodes when were a
kid, I remember we had afirefighter come to our kindergarten and show us
an episode of Fireman Sam. Solike a vague memory of that. But
my nieces and nephews growing up,because it's all computer animated now these days.
(03:59):
But Norman still an asshole? Didhe start the fire? I think
it was actually specially Joel. Butum, but it was always burning since
the world's been Yeah. No,Norman was always getting up to shit and
and then always bitching about it andhis mum like you'd give her one,
(04:21):
but she was really not that kindof person normals, mum, untell.
That's why he was playing up,because Naughty Norman's mum was playing out there
with mister Plod and all the otherstop motion characters. Oh yeah, she
know Naughty didn't always have stretched ears. That that is true. That is
(04:46):
very true. Um. What wasthe toys that would come out of the
bin, the rejects, rejects,ogge dolls, thege do you I'm pretty
sure that's that's Mulley, that's Mullus, mully grubs. Shit, we're getting
old that we're combining everything. Whenyou said the toys coming out, I
(05:09):
was picturing Johnson and Friends. OhJohnson, Now that is a scary show.
I love that show, The Accordion, the giant water Bottle. Water
Bottle, who is Alfred was amiserable prick and Johnson who is? It
centered around Johnson and Friends? Abig nose Johnson, Yeah, but what's
(05:29):
going on? Johnson was like theleast likable character on the lolopped out his
big pink nose trunk, if youwill, and then when they got the
moil in, it was a slightlyshort of nose the moil let's they do
the circumcisions. Anyway. I don'tknow Steve's Jewish, so he knows all
that stuff. I'm not. I'mnot I'm not Jewish Jewish. I mean,
(05:51):
I mean he does make a deliciousbrisket. I do make a delicious
brisket. I mean, I gotJewish heritage, but I'm an atheist,
so I'm kind of like you Ish. And you did pour the drinks earlier,
and you asked me if I'm wantedto schmeckle Moore, would you like
a schmegal a wine? Jesus,oh shit, there is an actual huntsman.
(06:14):
Oh man. I scared the funkout of me. There is this
week there is an Okay, solast week's show we took there was a
tiny spider that dropped down and canI'm legit now I need you to kill
that thing now I will, buthe's ruined my surprise behind door number one
last week spider who's now gone backinto Okay, I'll get it. He's
(06:41):
gone back into remission after getting theneedle removed. Yeah, no, there
is okay, Cam is going tooh please God, no, don't make
it move. It's not fine.It's scaring the living shit out of me.
No, I can't. I justcan't deal, Cam. Don't you
fucking dare I will? Oh?All gone, all gone? Yeah,
(07:09):
I saw a genuine fear in youreyes then, like you weren't joking.
No, no, no, no, it is. It is legit.
When I was a kid, thismaybe he stems, I was having a
shower once, right, and therewas a tiny it was a spider in
the shower, and I didn't wantto have a shower with a spider,
so I got the water and Iwashed the spider down, inc wincy.
(07:31):
Spider then had to go back upthe pipe again. Anyway, so I
was and then I started having ashower. And then from the event above,
the maybe the mother of that spiderdropped on me as I was showering
and scared the living shit out ofme. That spider could do nothing to
you, Like it was a tiny, little baby one. It was still
a huntsman, you know, thatcould crawl around your body. It can't
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even buy our like it won't evenNo, I don't even do anything care
do not do not care you're eating? Did you know that there's a big
difference between a spider that's going toeat you in your mind than an actual
spider that's going to eat you.Don't give a fucking show. Do you
not care? I'm isn't that crazy? The mine? Can you know?
Decide to make you that scared?Yeah? Not like? And people have
(08:20):
different fears of everything, And Imean, I like I am. I
mean I just just went to NewZealand a few months ago and did I
did skydiving, I did catapulting.I was catapulted across a canyon. I
did a fucking rope swing. Andfrom all of this, I realized I
am a massive, freaking scaredy cat, scared of literally everything. Did you
(08:45):
do a danger way though? What? What? What? During the sky?
What do you mean danger? I'venever even be well it was tandem,
um so I was too frightened.I got the guy to do it
for me. I've never heard ofdanger wank No, no, never,
I've never what You're so scared thatdanger mounts? No danger rank is just
(09:11):
you're doing it in like in thedanger of getting caught. Oh all right,
I believe from what I've read.No, I've never known no,
I mean no, I've not donea danger wank. I don't think so.
My mate was driving late working onenight. We work all hours of
the night at my work. Right, went wrong call and he was driving
(09:37):
down the freeway and he's in atruck, right, so he can see
down into people's cars, and hecould see this person driving along like matching
his speed, so wanting in thelane next to him, wanting him to
(09:58):
see what he was doing. Andhe had no pants on, lights on
in the car right, having adanger wink, Having a danger winks one
hundred ks an hour. I mean, that's the definition of danger. On
two fronts. It is wearing apig mask. That's no joke. I'm
not making that up. I wouldbe scared, but also like, wow,
(10:22):
that's dangerous. That is dangerous onnow on three fronts, I know,
like, how could you see properlywith a mask on? Exactly?
No peripherals exactly. And also depictshave big dicks. Well, he didn't
get photo actually he didn't get videos. Did you video him? He was
so like, yeah, got avideo, but you couldn't see anything,
(10:43):
was too blurry and dark. Butit was a very challenging wink but great
experience for him. Yeah, No, definitely. I mean I don't think
i've I mean I haven't danger winked, but I mean, yeah, jumping
out of like jumped out of planestwice twice, I'm yeah, I'm clearly
(11:03):
just a massive scanty cat. AndI wanted to challenge myself to do this,
so I signed. I was justlike, Yep, no worries.
Months in advance, we're going skydiving. And then as soon as we got
to the place, I was justpetrified. Oh that's a normal response.
You're jumping out of a perfectly gooderror plane, of course you're going to
be scared. No, that's theplane wasn't even perfectly good. I was
(11:24):
worried. We weren't even going toget to altitude sty plane, and there
was no handlebars. I couldn't grabonto any not a seven four seven,
you know flight jqu four seven downto cooling gat or is it No,
No, we're talking. We're talkingthe plane out of point break Johnny Well,
I mean I haven't seen point Bank, but I haven't seen it.
(11:48):
I have not seen point. Ican't find it on It's not on any
of these. That's one of thebest movies. I've heard good things.
I just haven't seen that. Ihaven't seen many good films game across and
no unclaimed poos. Neuta turned outto be rosy. That's not one of
the main lines. But it's justalways stuck with me fair enough Reeves,
(12:09):
Keana Reeves and Patrick Swayzy. Butyeah, and I did find though.
I mean, after the first twoseconds of falling out of the plane,
I was I was right after that, how did you find it? Like
the like the first couple of seconds, oh, you're like, I was,
what the And then it was like, yeah, no, this is
this is all right, this isall right. I can take on any
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spider. Did you get it?Clearly I can't. But you haven't overcome
your fear of bold. It's definitelynot Maybe you should have tanned and done
it with a spider. The dangerwin coman. Oh no, yeah,
the start of it is absolutely petrifying, but then you know you're right,
and you know I'm enjoying this,and then all of a sudden the shoot
goes up and and you're floating inair. I was just absolutely beautiful.
(12:52):
Yeah. Did you get a videoor no photos of it? Is what
I was gonna ask. I didn'tbecause I'm a cheap skate. It was
very expensive to get silly. Idid it for the first time, and
I had a Do you remember Ihad a really long beard, like down
to my chest. Yeah? Thenyeah, So the photos and the videos
(13:13):
is not very flattering because I don'tknow if you know, but when you
fall from the sky, the windis like going up. Yes, and
my beard just went up and itlooks quite strange because I have a weak
chin, remember, So, yeah, I just had a face full of
hair the wrong way. It lookedhorrible, but everyone else found it hilarious.
(13:37):
Maybe we should post that one time. So a face full of hair
in your nose poking through, Yeah, which reminds me. How was dinner
for two? Anyway? Up?Bree Smidy, you were talking to me.
You'd seen Elvis, Yeah, themovie bas Lerman. Yes, yeah,
before we get into it. Ijust never really got into bas Lerman
films, really not. I couldsee you sitting now watching mull unroute.
(14:03):
I never wanted to watch that movie. And then we watched it on the
bus in Central Australia caused two thousandand two. Did you watch it?
I don't know. I think wemight have been on separate buses. It
was about three buses that went.But I remember studying at Media and going,
I don't like this. They havea Navana song, I know,
and that's why I don't like it. I think they did it justice.
(14:24):
But yeah, I can't remember.It was two thousand and two when I
watched it. That was twenty oneyears ago. Yea, but yeah,
I look, I'm an Elvis fan. Yes, I go through stages of
listening to Elvis, and I've seenheaps of Elvis documentaries and stuff like that.
But I don't know how true tofact this movie is. But the
(14:45):
are you telling me a bio pickthat's not true to fact? I know,
maybe they mixed things up a bit, you know, just to make
it more fun, but I don'tknow. I really enjoyed it, and
I spent the whole week listening toa win well, because I know,
(15:09):
like the Bohemian Rhapsod. He coppeda lot of flak for very much being
a pop piece, like here's allthe good parts of Queen, and it
was kind of glossed over. Howmuch of an asshole Freddy Murcury could be.
Yeah, yeah, well it's likethat. Obviously, they have to
have an angle and they have to, yeah, write it a certain way.
(15:31):
But I really felt sorry for Elvis. Oh why, He's just a
little sweetie and he just got sweptup in so much crap and his manager
and stuff like that. And yeah, if you haven't seen it, I
highly recommend it. I won't givetoo many teasers. You should watch it,
Steve. It's on Netflix now.Yeah. Does the film cover the
(15:52):
period in his career where he teachesForrest gunpowdered dance. I wish he did
though. It would have been nicefor I used to do that impersonation as
a kid. I was pretty goodat it, the moving on your toes,
Yeah, kind of like a likea pantomime dole or something. I
can't really do it now. Yeah, well, I mean I did watch
Actually a music doccer there is alsoon Netflix, but it's an actual doco,
(16:18):
David Bowie's Mooneage day Dream. Ohwhat's that on? Well, it's
on Netflix. Um. So itwas at the cinema briefly and I was
like, oh, I'd like togo see that, but it was only
like a short window of time.It's about David Bowie and it's it's pretty
much it's all about his career.I mean, he does he talk talk
about Labyrinth. There's there's like abrief mention of Labyrinth. There's only a
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smidgeon of Labyrinth. But the thingis like he was a prolific writer.
And one of the interesting things washe never bought a house. He just
moved around like because he was obviouslyoriginally from the UK. And then he
moved to Los Angeles and just rentedan apartment there and wrote songs there for
a while, and then he wasjust like, oh, I'm tied if
(17:02):
lizards go to Berlin. And thenhe had like his Berlin period, and
then he moved to China, andhe had a period in Berlin. Well
a lot of crazy shit happens inBerlin. Wow, you know. So,
and then he had a Chinese periodas well, and there was even
like I think he had a housein Bali which he wrote like lyrics like
on the walls, and they soldit that that was actually not in the
(17:25):
now it was recently sold. TheI remember seeing a story about this house
that he wrote songs in being soldlike they were selling off all the artifacts,
like like there were lyrics to songsthat he wrote, like, well,
I still on the wall. I'mgoing to Bali in June. I
want to know. I want toknow if it's still there, I'll go
see it. I don't know ifit is, to be honest, I
mean I might have to research that. It might be. We're going with
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another family to Bali and they goback every year, but for the last
twenty years apart from COVID. Theywere actually at the Sari Club the night
of the bombings, and yeah,long story short, they were there having
a few drinks, having a goodtime. They had a bit of sun
that day. They decided to goback to their room around the corner to
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just have a lie down and havea drink of water and then come back.
And as they were about to headback, the bombs went off.
Holy shit. And friends are with, yeah, we're still there, and
how lucky they got sun that day. But how you know what I mean,
Like it's a sliding door moment.So they go back out of respect
(18:32):
every year. It's a good ideaplay their respects. And we're going with
them this year. Have you everbeen to Barley before. The closest thing
I've been to Bali, Steve,is getting tiggy and someone's chasing you when
you go bally. No. Ijust used to say, no, I'm
not it. I've got asthma.The closest thing I've been to go into
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Bali is with you. Really.One night you come over. We were
recording a podcast and we were speakingto Danny through my doorbell. That's right,
and she was in Bali at thetime. So that's the closest thing
I've been to communicating to your wifethrough the doorbelly. Yeah, yeah,
because it was motion sand since shesaw you rock up or leave or something.
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And she's like, Hi, guys, what are you doing? And
we're like Hi, doing a podcast. She's like, I'm in Bali.
I'm like, Hi, you're ina doorbell. Cool. Hi, you're
in the doorbell. Yeah. Youcan imagine that. Imagine being ten years
old, nineteen ninety five, downat Plaster fun House. Yeah, painting
(19:37):
a nice dinosaur. Thinking One day, Steve, Yeah, one day I'm
going to talk to my wife ina different country through the doorbell, and
then I'm going to talk about iton a podcast, yeah, which is
stands for iPod broadcast. If peopledon't know that, yeah, well I
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guess it makes sense. It does. What if you don't have an iPod?
Well, that's where things get true. One has an iPod anymore?
No, no one does. Butthat's where the word podcast came from.
If anyone was interested the more youknow. Actually, I don't want to
bring up a story it happening tobe the other night? Does it involve
the Plaster fun House? Well,it died, don't believe so, I
mean, would you like me tochange the story so it does include the
(20:22):
Plaster fun House. No, weonly speak nothing but truth on this podcast.
Steve, you know that that istrue. You know that that is
the truth pretty sure. I gotto ply the fun House something somewhere.
I don't even think I went tothe Plaster Funny. I don't even know
what I'm going to be honest,I don't know what the plaster fun House
is. I've kind of just beengoing here the whole time, Like,
okay, you don't remember the pastfun House. Basically it was this.
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It was a shop, yeah,right, you go to and they had
all these different plaster casts that werepurely white racist and yeah, still onto
him about that. Um, there'sa big table in the middle and you
put it on there, and there'sall different paints and you paint the plaster
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thing so you could do like Ithink I did like a dinosaur once and
another time I did like a piratehead, and another time you did an
iPod. And you were thinking oneday, one day, one day,
law of attractions, Steve, youput it out there and thy universe with
thy shall thy receive well received?That they shell. No, I was
(21:26):
going to talk about. I waswith a mate actually at at the pub
and which pub, malvin Vale Hotelwhere it's in malvin There we go it
was kud a burp or a groanor it was it was it was.
It was a burpen and also alot of air in there and a chair
(21:48):
as well. At these people withaids and hand grenades. Um, open
wide, come inside anyway. Um. So my mate was there and he
was saying he was like so devastated. He only just found out the Backstreet
Boys had recently toured. Oh didyou know the Backstreet Boys were in town?
Yeah, yeah, they coming party. He was just like when did
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they he didn't know that the BackstreetBoys were in town. I was like
Backstreets back or all right, itwas like the DNA tour or something like
that. Anyway, He's just like, oh, man, I wish I
had known, like, you know, larger than life was my jam.
I would have loved to have goneto that, you ma. And so
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I was saying to him, Oh, that's that's a shame. What can
you do? And there was thisguy at the bar who would have been
like twenty early twenties, sort oflike that, and he was like Backstreet
Boys. Those guys are so old. They're around in the nineties. They
must be like forty forty cam whatwill almost audience? We were kids when
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they are around? Are the childrenwrong or are we wrong? Was?
What is it? There's no rightor wrong, Steve, only what is
We have to go with what isin this situation? And we're old fucks
we are We're getting there. Iactually had to retire from playing footie.
Yes, I retired. So Iplayed. You did not you didn't know
I knew you'd played. Steve wasnot silly because the injuries. Yeah,
(23:27):
my knee are blown out, myknee meniscus meniscus. Yes, that was
yeah me neither. It's it's inthere. There's meniscus in my knee and
whatever. So you can't run.I can't run at all at all ever
again, well hopefully again, yeah, but it was running. It was
raining the other day and I couldn'trun in the rain. Will it get
(23:48):
better? Will it get better?Um? Please? Will it? Steve?
Tell me it will get better?Well, hopefully. I mean,
I don't know, but I can'tplay footy so I've had to hang up
the boots and I'm devastated about that. It's not like that time when when
I played you when we're like twelveand I accidentally tripped you over and you
(24:08):
rolled your ankle. Not because ofthat is it's it's not because of that.
Thank you for bringing that up again. But no. I decided to
come out of retirement last year,played a bit of footy and had a
bit of fun, had a fewinjuries, but still played through for the
Elston wick Wickers and wicker And didyou are you going to play different sport
(24:30):
then? Like badminton or I can'trun cam? I don't know. I
might just what about wheelchair basketball?I might just drive down the freeway with
a pig mask having a wink.That sounds like fun to me. Burn
a few calories, that's true,At least get a few of them out
of my system, Steve. Inever anyway, Cam we brought back Question
(24:52):
of the Week a few weeks ago, and then we forgot about it.
But now I'm bringing back Question ofthe Week again for next week. How's
that sound? Sounds good because it'stime for a Question of the mother flipping
week? Yo. Well, Iwas thinking we recently had the Cachella Festival
and there's there's all these other festivalspopping up, and I was thinking,
(25:14):
what if you were to start yourown festival, and like budget's not an
issue. You know, who wouldbe your three festival bands? If you're
going to have a festival, whowould be your three headlines? Steve?
Do they have to be alive?I'm going to go with no. I'm
going to go with whatever band youwant that's ever existed in the whole entire
time of the ever bands being aroundand stuff dead or a mother flipping alive?
(25:41):
I like it. You can't evencome up with a name as well.
If you can think of a nameas well for your festival, so
it would be like sen Festival,spend Fest and something different festival. Yeah,
top three bands, just pull themout of my asks. Um,
Backstreet Boys yeah all right, Elvisall right, Crosstalo yeah yeah, well
(26:04):
naturally and the Naughty Normans Naughty Norman'sYeah, I just made that up.
Yeah. Well, I mean hopefullynext week you can come up with a
real one though. Oh yeah,well I didn't want to give it away
too early. I haven't even thoughtabout it yet, Steve. It's hard
to narrowed down to three bands,three bands to head or and you're gonna
you're gonna set who's going to beon? You have to put the heads
(26:26):
one second, to put the headline, that's that's what's on. Third Yeah,
yeah, that's it, all right, Steve, yes camp, So
I gotta be chocolate in my mouth? Well then why did you start talking
because it's Easter or it was well, it was we've got we've got stale
candleleggs from a month ago. Yeah, that was a football one. That
one was still delicious as saying aswe're no longer unbeaten, but we're still
(26:49):
up the top somewhere. So fuckum, I've really really been enjoying our
new music on our social media's.Yes, that's true, and I just
want to say there's some good musicout there at the moment. Absolutely.
I just wanted to tell everyone tomake sure you check out our social stories,
highlights reels whatever they're called, andsee some mother's been awesome bands.
(27:15):
Yeah, like sharing some scrab begins. That's right now. So we do
have our reels each week with littlesnippets of our songs that we're featuring.
But if you go to the stories, they're real good. They're real good.
If you go to the stories,though, you'll get extended versions.
You can click on the links andyou can follow the bands. But then
we've also got the highlights. Soif you're on an Instagram, click on
the highlight that says new music forMarch and for April and you can listen
(27:38):
to all of the songs that wefeatured that month. You can, you
will, you shall enjoy rock out. This is how we find new music
these days, Steve, this iswhat we've got to do. Rock out
like a pig with your cock outdoing it for the mother flipping artists.
That's right. Yeah. On thatnote, yeah, we should probably just
(27:59):
wrap this up once again. We'vehad a lot of people saying thank you
for the new music and a lotof people checking out the new music and
enjoying as abba. Well, wehaven't featured for the new music for the
songs we're seeing it. I'm goingto be honest, Cam Abbert, I
know that they're tect don't you fuckingThey're technically a brilliant band, and Benny
(28:22):
and Bjorn wrote some fantastic songs.I'm no, no, no Abber for
me, just can't do whatever.All right, Well, they have been
reinvented a few times over the years. Let me ask you this Muriel's wedding.
Have you seen it? Yes,I have a couple of times.
I think didn't convert you. No, no, no, no it didn't.
(28:42):
I mean I got a new appreciationfor Kitten Perkins, but that was
about it. But no, um, and then there was what the Mumma
Mia films as well, with likePis Brosnin and yeah that's right, yeah,
yeah, no, just no,just doesn't do it for I mean,
look, I'm sure they are popularbands that you don't you know,
(29:04):
likes or something. Oh yes,can't stand the Beatle There horrible. Yeah,
a bunch of has beens. Whenwas the last time they brought out
anything new? Actually, speaking ofwhich, my dad doesn't listen to the
podcast, I'm going just going tosay I got him tickets. The two
of us are going to go seeARC, which is the Australian rock collective
(29:26):
which is crammed from Spider Bay.Oh, Darren Middleton from powder Finger,
Davy Lane from u AM I yeah, and someone from Jet I've forgotten the
name off the top of my head. But last year they performed Let It
Be in full for the fiftieth anniversaryof Let It Be. Yeah. This
year they're doing Dark Side of theMoon in full right, and a whole
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bunch of Pink Floyd songs. Sotake him a dad for birthday. So
happ your birthday, Dad, Andyeah, we'll talk about that when after
it happens. I think it's inJune July. Sometimes, my father in
law loves Pink Floyd and for somereason I can't remember what it is,
he can't go, so he's spewing. Yeah, so you'll have to get
(30:10):
a bootleg video of it or something. Oh yeah, I mean legally,
I'll just I'll take a cam quarterin Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
set up your tripod or oh maybeyou could be the Cam Quarter. Oh
my god, it's all coming together, and that is I'm changing my name
again by Deed Pole. Yeah,to Cam Quarter. That way it's easy
(30:34):
for you because you can still callme Cam yeah. True and quarter just
cr da you know, make ityeah quarter Quarter. Yeah. If I
was a rapper, I would beCam Quarter. Yeah. Be kind of
Greek or your mother flippers your flipflip flippers. It's Cam Quarter coming through
your speaker, is what? Yeah, take it down, Uncle's fan.
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I can't. I can't match that. Not a rapper, I know,
Depole Deed, Depole on that note, going to do the deed, Steve,
I'm going to do the deed andbecome Cam Quarter. They're gonna be
like, is there is there amountof times you can change your name?
Is there a limit to the amountof times you can change your name?
I don't know. You're the expert. You've changed your name of the part
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I have, so I'll do itagain. Maybe it's like Facebook, You're
only allowed to change it once ayear. If you keep changing it,
it's just like no, no,come on, Like when you're filling out
forms at the bank or something,and they're like previously known as. Yeah,
it's like I could be, youknow, Prince Artists, formerly known
as or something like that. Steve, what do you reckon? It sounds
like a plan to me. Itwould be Cam Quarter, it would be
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what was the other one? Somethingdifferent different? I don't have a new
name. Everyone now, everyone's howevery podcavering podcast is going to be a
new name? Yeah? Every time. Well that'll be the question of the
week next week. What shall Cam'sname be after this? Yeah? And
he would change it by deed polewith the D with the d D with
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the boles. Steve got a dudeindeed with a big pole. Anyway,
we should probably wrap this up becausewe've been rambling for about the last forty
minutes. Um, have you gotany other pearls of wisdom you'd like to
drop on his? Cam O?I could drop a few pearls on you
right now, not you, notme, No, thankfully, that would
(32:19):
be a challenge. Good point.Oh shit, we've hit the walls.
Okay, So anyway, my name'sbeen Steve and my name is what is
again? Oh? You Cam Corter? Fuck? Get it right? Not
to be confused with something different that'strue by everyone,
Hello, Welcome to Garage Rock.My name is something different and joining me
always is Uncle Spenn again. Hello, he's got lipped dick on his dick
again, Good old Uncle Spenn again, Please begin again? Um, so
you're sticking with the hello first ofall, welcome to episode five, season
(00:39):
four. Welcome back everybody. Thanks, Yes, but you're sticking with the
something different name. Oh you knowit's something different? That is true.
I mean, do you mind ifI call you Cam so the listeners know
that your Cam? I mean,sure, in writing, call yourself something
different. I don't care. Butfor the point of a podcast, it's
(01:00):
a lot easier for me to callyou Cam. And the listeners don't understand.
Who can could you imagine trying toget it? You change your name
to something different by de Pole andthen and then you go, oh,
you know what, actually going backto d Depole. I read that the
other day and it's I don't knowif I've been saying it wrong my whole
(01:23):
life, but I thought it wasd Nah. Paul, You're an idiot.
It's Deed, yes, Paul.Why would it be de Pole?
I don't I have no idea.But the funny thing is I've changed my
name. Didn't you do that?I did? I was very young.
Yeah, so I don't know.I never saw it written. I just
saw I just heard people saying it. And you know, I'm twenty percent
(01:47):
deaf in one ear, so that'swhy everyone has a different So when someone
said deed Pole, the twenty percentyou missed out on was fed? Well,
I saw that. I missed theD. You missed the dah,
I saw the d e e Yeah, just not the D on the end.
Oh so it's just a lot.So you thought it was duble e
(02:07):
Pole. Well, I guess dePole. You got to give me that
at least. I'm not giving youanything that's deep pole. Wow. So
thank you for tuning in for thisconversation, everybody. No, that's okay
fine. And you have changed yourname. Do you remember when I think
it was what Gary Hocking changed hisname to Whiskers the GiB football for the
(02:30):
for the cat food. Yeah,he changed his name to Whiskers for cat
food. Anyway, names aside,We've got another big show this week.
Oh fuck yes, Steve, guesswhat what? Cam? Oh, I'm
feeling very burb me. I knowI've sung that that song again. Yeah,
(02:54):
it's with the Margarine Advers pent upButter. I never him drive,
he never dry. I watched Elvis. Oh you watched the Elvis movie?
Have you seen it? I havenot? Oh great, I can tell
you all about it. Then,Oh, who's it about? Um,
it's about Elvis Costello. I thoughtit was about that Elvis kid. There
(03:15):
was a cartoon with a kid calledElvis. Oh no, actually, want
to fire Fireman Sam's mates is Elvis? Oh yeah yeah. If i'man,
Sam's got to mate called Elvis.I only remember naughty Norman, Norman Norman.
I'm going to be completely upfront withyou on this. Norman is a
right count now, Norman, No, he was. He was a redhead
(03:38):
too, I think, yeah,okay, he was giving us a bad
name. Norman. So I wouldwatch I mean the episodes when were a
kid, I remember we had afirefighter come to our kindergarten and show us
an episode of Fireman Sam. Solike a vague memory of that. But
my nieces and nephews growing up,because it's all computer animated now these days.
(03:59):
But Norman still an asshole? Didhe start the fire? I think
it was actually specially Joel. Butum, but it was always burning since
the world's been Yeah. No,Norman was always getting up to shit and
and then always bitching about it andhis mum like you'd give her one,
(04:21):
but she was really not that kindof person normals, mum, untell.
That's why he was playing up,because Naughty Norman's mum was playing out there
with mister Plod and all the otherstop motion characters. Oh yeah, she
know Naughty didn't always have stretched ears. That that is true. That is
(04:46):
very true. Um. What wasthe toys that would come out of the
bin, the rejects, rejects,ogge dolls, thege do you I'm pretty
sure that's that's Mulley, that's Mullus, mully grubs. Shit, we're getting
old that we're combining everything. Whenyou said the toys coming out, I
(05:09):
was picturing Johnson and Friends. OhJohnson, Now that is a scary show.
I love that show, The Accordion, the giant water Bottle. Water
Bottle, who is Alfred was amiserable prick and Johnson who is? It
centered around Johnson and Friends? Abig nose Johnson, Yeah, but what's
(05:29):
going on? Johnson was like theleast likable character on the lolopped out his
big pink nose trunk, if youwill, and then when they got the
moil in, it was a slightlyshort of nose the moil let's they do
the circumcisions. Anyway. I don'tknow Steve's Jewish, so he knows all
that stuff. I'm not. I'mnot I'm not Jewish Jewish. I mean,
(05:51):
I mean he does make a deliciousbrisket. I do make a delicious
brisket. I mean, I gotJewish heritage, but I'm an atheist,
so I'm kind of like you Ish. And you did pour the drinks earlier,
and you asked me if I'm wantedto schmeckle Moore, would you like
a schmegal a wine? Jesus,oh shit, there is an actual huntsman.
(06:14):
Oh man. I scared the funkout of me. There is this
week there is an Okay, solast week's show we took there was a
tiny spider that dropped down and canI'm legit now I need you to kill
that thing now I will, buthe's ruined my surprise behind door number one
last week spider who's now gone backinto Okay, I'll get it. He's
(06:41):
gone back into remission after getting theneedle removed. Yeah, no, there
is okay, Cam is going tooh please God, no, don't make
it move. It's not fine.It's scaring the living shit out of me.
No, I can't. I justcan't deal, Cam. Don't you
fucking dare I will? Oh?All gone, all gone? Yeah,
(07:09):
I saw a genuine fear in youreyes then, like you weren't joking.
No, no, no, no, it is. It is legit.
When I was a kid, thismaybe he stems, I was having a
shower once, right, and therewas a tiny it was a spider in
the shower, and I didn't wantto have a shower with a spider,
so I got the water and Iwashed the spider down, inc wincy.
(07:31):
Spider then had to go back upthe pipe again. Anyway, so I
was and then I started having ashower. And then from the event above,
the maybe the mother of that spiderdropped on me as I was showering
and scared the living shit out ofme. That spider could do nothing to
you, Like it was a tiny, little baby one. It was still
a huntsman, you know, thatcould crawl around your body. It can't
(07:56):
even buy our like it won't evenNo, I don't even do anything care
do not do not care you're eating? Did you know that there's a big
difference between a spider that's going toeat you in your mind than an actual
spider that's going to eat you.Don't give a fucking show. Do you
not care? I'm isn't that crazy? The mine? Can you know?
Decide to make you that scared?Yeah? Not like? And people have
(08:20):
different fears of everything, And Imean, I like I am. I
mean I just just went to NewZealand a few months ago and did I
did skydiving, I did catapulting.I was catapulted across a canyon. I
did a fucking rope swing. Andfrom all of this, I realized I
am a massive, freaking scaredy cat, scared of literally everything. Did you
(08:45):
do a danger way though? What? What? What? During the sky?
What do you mean danger? I'venever even be well it was tandem,
um so I was too frightened.I got the guy to do it
for me. I've never heard ofdanger wank No, no, never,
I've never what You're so scared thatdanger mounts? No danger rank is just
(09:11):
you're doing it in like in thedanger of getting caught. Oh all right,
I believe from what I've read.No, I've never known no,
I mean no, I've not donea danger wank. I don't think so.
My mate was driving late working onenight. We work all hours of
the night at my work. Right, went wrong call and he was driving
(09:37):
down the freeway and he's in atruck, right, so he can see
down into people's cars, and hecould see this person driving along like matching
his speed, so wanting in thelane next to him, wanting him to
(09:58):
see what he was doing. Andhe had no pants on, lights on
in the car right, having adanger wink, Having a danger winks one
hundred ks an hour. I mean, that's the definition of danger. On
two fronts. It is wearing apig mask. That's no joke. I'm
not making that up. I wouldbe scared, but also like, wow,
(10:22):
that's dangerous. That is dangerous onnow on three fronts, I know,
like, how could you see properlywith a mask on? Exactly?
No peripherals exactly. And also depictshave big dicks. Well, he didn't
get photo actually he didn't get videos. Did you video him? He was
so like, yeah, got avideo, but you couldn't see anything,
(10:43):
was too blurry and dark. Butit was a very challenging wink but great
experience for him. Yeah, No, definitely. I mean I don't think
i've I mean I haven't danger winked, but I mean, yeah, jumping
out of like jumped out of planestwice twice, I'm yeah, I'm clearly
(11:03):
just a massive scanty cat. AndI wanted to challenge myself to do this,
so I signed. I was justlike, Yep, no worries.
Months in advance, we're going skydiving. And then as soon as we got
to the place, I was justpetrified. Oh that's a normal response.
You're jumping out of a perfectly gooderror plane, of course you're going to
be scared. No, that's theplane wasn't even perfectly good. I was
(11:24):
worried. We weren't even going toget to altitude sty plane, and there
was no handlebars. I couldn't grabonto any not a seven four seven,
you know flight jqu four seven downto cooling gat or is it No,
No, we're talking. We're talkingthe plane out of point break Johnny Well,
I mean I haven't seen point Bank, but I haven't seen it.
(11:48):
I have not seen point. Ican't find it on It's not on any
of these. That's one of thebest movies. I've heard good things.
I just haven't seen that. Ihaven't seen many good films game across and
no unclaimed poos. Neuta turned outto be rosy. That's not one of
the main lines. But it's justalways stuck with me fair enough Reeves,
(12:09):
Keana Reeves and Patrick Swayzy. Butyeah, and I did find though.
I mean, after the first twoseconds of falling out of the plane,
I was I was right after that, how did you find it? Like
the like the first couple of seconds, oh, you're like, I was,
what the And then it was like, yeah, no, this is
this is all right, this isall right. I can take on any
(12:30):
spider. Did you get it?Clearly I can't. But you haven't overcome
your fear of bold. It's definitelynot Maybe you should have tanned and done
it with a spider. The dangerwin coman. Oh no, yeah,
the start of it is absolutely petrifying, but then you know you're right,
and you know I'm enjoying this,and then all of a sudden the shoot
goes up and and you're floating inair. I was just absolutely beautiful.
(12:52):
Yeah. Did you get a videoor no photos of it? Is what
I was gonna ask. I didn'tbecause I'm a cheap skate. It was
very expensive to get silly. Idid it for the first time, and
I had a Do you remember Ihad a really long beard, like down
to my chest. Yeah? Thenyeah, So the photos and the videos
(13:13):
is not very flattering because I don'tknow if you know, but when you
fall from the sky, the windis like going up. Yes, and
my beard just went up and itlooks quite strange because I have a weak
chin, remember, So, yeah, I just had a face full of
hair the wrong way. It lookedhorrible, but everyone else found it hilarious.
(13:37):
Maybe we should post that one time. So a face full of hair
in your nose poking through, Yeah, which reminds me. How was dinner
for two? Anyway? Up?Bree Smidy, you were talking to me.
You'd seen Elvis, Yeah, themovie bas Lerman. Yes, yeah,
before we get into it. Ijust never really got into bas Lerman
films, really not. I couldsee you sitting now watching mull unroute.
(14:03):
I never wanted to watch that movie. And then we watched it on the
bus in Central Australia caused two thousandand two. Did you watch it?
I don't know. I think wemight have been on separate buses. It
was about three buses that went.But I remember studying at Media and going,
I don't like this. They havea Navana song, I know,
and that's why I don't like it. I think they did it justice.
(14:24):
But yeah, I can't remember.It was two thousand and two when I
watched it. That was twenty oneyears ago. Yea, but yeah,
I look, I'm an Elvis fan. Yes, I go through stages of
listening to Elvis, and I've seenheaps of Elvis documentaries and stuff like that.
But I don't know how true tofact this movie is. But the
(14:45):
are you telling me a bio pickthat's not true to fact? I know,
maybe they mixed things up a bit, you know, just to make
it more fun, but I don'tknow. I really enjoyed it, and
I spent the whole week listening toa win well, because I know,
(15:09):
like the Bohemian Rhapsod. He coppeda lot of flak for very much being
a pop piece, like here's allthe good parts of Queen, and it
was kind of glossed over. Howmuch of an asshole Freddy Murcury could be.
Yeah, yeah, well it's likethat. Obviously, they have to
have an angle and they have to, yeah, write it a certain way.
(15:31):
But I really felt sorry for Elvis. Oh why, He's just a
little sweetie and he just got sweptup in so much crap and his manager
and stuff like that. And yeah, if you haven't seen it, I
highly recommend it. I won't givetoo many teasers. You should watch it,
Steve. It's on Netflix now.Yeah. Does the film cover the
(15:52):
period in his career where he teachesForrest gunpowdered dance. I wish he did
though. It would have been nicefor I used to do that impersonation as
a kid. I was pretty goodat it, the moving on your toes,
Yeah, kind of like a likea pantomime dole or something. I
can't really do it now. Yeah, well, I mean I did watch
Actually a music doccer there is alsoon Netflix, but it's an actual doco,
(16:18):
David Bowie's Mooneage day Dream. Ohwhat's that on? Well, it's
on Netflix. Um. So itwas at the cinema briefly and I was
like, oh, I'd like togo see that, but it was only
like a short window of time.It's about David Bowie and it's it's pretty
much it's all about his career.I mean, he does he talk talk
about Labyrinth. There's there's like abrief mention of Labyrinth. There's only a
(16:41):
smidgeon of Labyrinth. But the thingis like he was a prolific writer.
And one of the interesting things washe never bought a house. He just
moved around like because he was obviouslyoriginally from the UK. And then he
moved to Los Angeles and just rentedan apartment there and wrote songs there for
a while, and then he wasjust like, oh, I'm tied if
(17:02):
lizards go to Berlin. And thenhe had like his Berlin period, and
then he moved to China, andhe had a period in Berlin. Well
a lot of crazy shit happens inBerlin. Wow, you know. So,
and then he had a Chinese periodas well, and there was even
like I think he had a housein Bali which he wrote like lyrics like
on the walls, and they soldit that that was actually not in the
(17:25):
now it was recently sold. TheI remember seeing a story about this house
that he wrote songs in being soldlike they were selling off all the artifacts,
like like there were lyrics to songsthat he wrote, like, well,
I still on the wall. I'mgoing to Bali in June. I
want to know. I want toknow if it's still there, I'll go
see it. I don't know ifit is, to be honest, I
mean I might have to research that. It might be. We're going with
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another family to Bali and they goback every year, but for the last
twenty years apart from COVID. Theywere actually at the Sari Club the night
of the bombings, and yeah,long story short, they were there having
a few drinks, having a goodtime. They had a bit of sun
that day. They decided to goback to their room around the corner to
(18:10):
just have a lie down and havea drink of water and then come back.
And as they were about to headback, the bombs went off.
Holy shit. And friends are with, yeah, we're still there, and
how lucky they got sun that day. But how you know what I mean,
Like it's a sliding door moment.So they go back out of respect
(18:32):
every year. It's a good ideaplay their respects. And we're going with
them this year. Have you everbeen to Barley before. The closest thing
I've been to Bali, Steve,is getting tiggy and someone's chasing you when
you go bally. No. Ijust used to say, no, I'm
not it. I've got asthma.The closest thing I've been to go into
(18:55):
Bali is with you. Really.One night you come over. We were
recording a podcast and we were speakingto Danny through my doorbell. That's right,
and she was in Bali at thetime. So that's the closest thing
I've been to communicating to your wifethrough the doorbelly. Yeah, yeah,
because it was motion sand since shesaw you rock up or leave or something.
(19:15):
And she's like, Hi, guys, what are you doing? And
we're like Hi, doing a podcast. She's like, I'm in Bali.
I'm like, Hi, you're ina doorbell. Cool. Hi, you're
in the doorbell. Yeah. Youcan imagine that. Imagine being ten years
old, nineteen ninety five, downat Plaster fun House. Yeah, painting
(19:37):
a nice dinosaur. Thinking One day, Steve, Yeah, one day I'm
going to talk to my wife ina different country through the doorbell, and
then I'm going to talk about iton a podcast, yeah, which is
stands for iPod broadcast. If peopledon't know that, yeah, well I
(20:00):
guess it makes sense. It does. What if you don't have an iPod?
Well, that's where things get true. One has an iPod anymore?
No, no one does. Butthat's where the word podcast came from.
If anyone was interested the more youknow. Actually, I don't want to
bring up a story it happening tobe the other night? Does it involve
the Plaster fun House? Well,it died, don't believe so, I
mean, would you like me tochange the story so it does include the
(20:22):
Plaster fun House. No, weonly speak nothing but truth on this podcast.
Steve, you know that that istrue. You know that that is
the truth pretty sure. I gotto ply the fun House something somewhere.
I don't even think I went tothe Plaster Funny. I don't even know
what I'm going to be honest,I don't know what the plaster fun House
is. I've kind of just beengoing here the whole time, Like,
okay, you don't remember the pastfun House. Basically it was this.
(20:45):
It was a shop, yeah,right, you go to and they had
all these different plaster casts that werepurely white racist and yeah, still onto
him about that. Um, there'sa big table in the middle and you
put it on there, and there'sall different paints and you paint the plaster
(21:06):
thing so you could do like Ithink I did like a dinosaur once and
another time I did like a piratehead, and another time you did an
iPod. And you were thinking oneday, one day, one day,
law of attractions, Steve, youput it out there and thy universe with
thy shall thy receive well received?That they shell. No, I was
(21:26):
going to talk about. I waswith a mate actually at at the pub
and which pub, malvin Vale Hotelwhere it's in malvin There we go it
was kud a burp or a groanor it was it was it was.
It was a burpen and also alot of air in there and a chair
(21:48):
as well. At these people withaids and hand grenades. Um, open
wide, come inside anyway. Um. So my mate was there and he
was saying he was like so devastated. He only just found out the Backstreet
Boys had recently toured. Oh didyou know the Backstreet Boys were in town?
Yeah, yeah, they coming party. He was just like when did
(22:11):
they he didn't know that the BackstreetBoys were in town. I was like
Backstreets back or all right, itwas like the DNA tour or something like
that. Anyway, He's just like, oh, man, I wish I
had known, like, you know, larger than life was my jam.
I would have loved to have goneto that, you ma. And so
(22:36):
I was saying to him, Oh, that's that's a shame. What can
you do? And there was thisguy at the bar who would have been
like twenty early twenties, sort oflike that, and he was like Backstreet
Boys. Those guys are so old. They're around in the nineties. They
must be like forty forty cam whatwill almost audience? We were kids when
(23:00):
they are around? Are the childrenwrong or are we wrong? Was?
What is it? There's no rightor wrong, Steve, only what is
We have to go with what isin this situation? And we're old fucks
we are We're getting there. Iactually had to retire from playing footie.
Yes, I retired. So Iplayed. You did not you didn't know
I knew you'd played. Steve wasnot silly because the injuries. Yeah,
(23:27):
my knee are blown out, myknee meniscus meniscus. Yes, that was
yeah me neither. It's it's inthere. There's meniscus in my knee and
whatever. So you can't run.I can't run at all at all ever
again, well hopefully again, yeah, but it was running. It was
raining the other day and I couldn'trun in the rain. Will it get
(23:48):
better? Will it get better?Um? Please? Will it? Steve?
Tell me it will get better?Well, hopefully. I mean,
I don't know, but I can'tplay footy so I've had to hang up
the boots and I'm devastated about that. It's not like that time when when
I played you when we're like twelveand I accidentally tripped you over and you
(24:08):
rolled your ankle. Not because ofthat is it's it's not because of that.
Thank you for bringing that up again. But no. I decided to
come out of retirement last year,played a bit of footy and had a
bit of fun, had a fewinjuries, but still played through for the
Elston wick Wickers and wicker And didyou are you going to play different sport
(24:30):
then? Like badminton or I can'trun cam? I don't know. I
might just what about wheelchair basketball?I might just drive down the freeway with
a pig mask having a wink.That sounds like fun to me. Burn
a few calories, that's true,At least get a few of them out
of my system, Steve. Inever anyway, Cam we brought back Question
(24:52):
of the Week a few weeks ago, and then we forgot about it.
But now I'm bringing back Question ofthe Week again for next week. How's
that sound? Sounds good because it'stime for a Question of the mother flipping
week? Yo. Well, Iwas thinking we recently had the Cachella Festival
and there's there's all these other festivalspopping up, and I was thinking,
(25:14):
what if you were to start yourown festival, and like budget's not an
issue. You know, who wouldbe your three festival bands? If you're
going to have a festival, whowould be your three headlines? Steve?
Do they have to be alive?I'm going to go with no. I'm
going to go with whatever band youwant that's ever existed in the whole entire
time of the ever bands being aroundand stuff dead or a mother flipping alive?
(25:41):
I like it. You can't evencome up with a name as well.
If you can think of a nameas well for your festival, so
it would be like sen Festival,spend Fest and something different festival. Yeah,
top three bands, just pull themout of my asks. Um,
Backstreet Boys yeah all right, Elvisall right, Crosstalo yeah yeah, well
(26:04):
naturally and the Naughty Normans Naughty Norman'sYeah, I just made that up.
Yeah. Well, I mean hopefullynext week you can come up with a
real one though. Oh yeah,well I didn't want to give it away
too early. I haven't even thoughtabout it yet, Steve. It's hard
to narrowed down to three bands,three bands to head or and you're gonna
you're gonna set who's going to beon? You have to put the heads
(26:26):
one second, to put the headline, that's that's what's on. Third Yeah,
yeah, that's it, all right, Steve, yes camp, So
I gotta be chocolate in my mouth? Well then why did you start talking
because it's Easter or it was well, it was we've got we've got stale
candleleggs from a month ago. Yeah, that was a football one. That
one was still delicious as saying aswe're no longer unbeaten, but we're still
(26:49):
up the top somewhere. So fuckum, I've really really been enjoying our
new music on our social media's.Yes, that's true, and I just
want to say there's some good musicout there at the moment. Absolutely.
I just wanted to tell everyone tomake sure you check out our social stories,
highlights reels whatever they're called, andsee some mother's been awesome bands.
(27:15):
Yeah, like sharing some scrab begins. That's right now. So we do
have our reels each week with littlesnippets of our songs that we're featuring.
But if you go to the stories, they're real good. They're real good.
If you go to the stories,though, you'll get extended versions.
You can click on the links andyou can follow the bands. But then
we've also got the highlights. Soif you're on an Instagram, click on
the highlight that says new music forMarch and for April and you can listen
(27:38):
to all of the songs that wefeatured that month. You can, you
will, you shall enjoy rock out. This is how we find new music
these days, Steve, this iswhat we've got to do. Rock out
like a pig with your cock outdoing it for the mother flipping artists.
That's right. Yeah. On thatnote, yeah, we should probably just
(27:59):
wrap this up once again. We'vehad a lot of people saying thank you
for the new music and a lotof people checking out the new music and
enjoying as abba. Well, wehaven't featured for the new music for the
songs we're seeing it. I'm goingto be honest, Cam Abbert, I
know that they're tect don't you fuckingThey're technically a brilliant band, and Benny
(28:22):
and Bjorn wrote some fantastic songs.I'm no, no, no Abber for
me, just can't do whatever.All right, Well, they have been
reinvented a few times over the years. Let me ask you this Muriel's wedding.
Have you seen it? Yes,I have a couple of times.
I think didn't convert you. No, no, no, no it didn't.
(28:42):
I mean I got a new appreciationfor Kitten Perkins, but that was
about it. But no, um, and then there was what the Mumma
Mia films as well, with likePis Brosnin and yeah that's right, yeah,
yeah, no, just no,just doesn't do it for I mean,
look, I'm sure they are popularbands that you don't you know,
(29:04):
likes or something. Oh yes,can't stand the Beatle There horrible. Yeah,
a bunch of has beens. Whenwas the last time they brought out
anything new? Actually, speaking ofwhich, my dad doesn't listen to the
podcast, I'm going just going tosay I got him tickets. The two
of us are going to go seeARC, which is the Australian rock collective
(29:26):
which is crammed from Spider Bay.Oh, Darren Middleton from powder Finger,
Davy Lane from u AM I yeah, and someone from Jet I've forgotten the
name off the top of my head. But last year they performed Let It
Be in full for the fiftieth anniversaryof Let It Be. Yeah. This
year they're doing Dark Side of theMoon in full right, and a whole
(29:48):
bunch of Pink Floyd songs. Sotake him a dad for birthday. So
happ your birthday, Dad, Andyeah, we'll talk about that when after
it happens. I think it's inJune July. Sometimes, my father in
law loves Pink Floyd and for somereason I can't remember what it is,
he can't go, so he's spewing. Yeah, so you'll have to get
(30:10):
a bootleg video of it or something. Oh yeah, I mean legally,
I'll just I'll take a cam quarterin Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
set up your tripod or oh maybeyou could be the Cam Quarter. Oh
my god, it's all coming together, and that is I'm changing my name
again by Deed Pole. Yeah,to Cam Quarter. That way it's easy
(30:34):
for you because you can still callme Cam yeah. True and quarter just
cr da you know, make ityeah quarter Quarter. Yeah. If I
was a rapper, I would beCam Quarter. Yeah. Be kind of
Greek or your mother flippers your flipflip flippers. It's Cam Quarter coming through
your speaker, is what? Yeah, take it down, Uncle's fan.
(30:56):
I can't. I can't match that. Not a rapper, I know,
Depole Deed, Depole on that note, going to do the deed, Steve,
I'm going to do the deed andbecome Cam Quarter. They're gonna be
like, is there is there amountof times you can change your name?
Is there a limit to the amountof times you can change your name?
I don't know. You're the expert. You've changed your name of the part
(31:17):
I have, so I'll do itagain. Maybe it's like Facebook, You're
only allowed to change it once ayear. If you keep changing it,
it's just like no, no,come on, Like when you're filling out
forms at the bank or something,and they're like previously known as. Yeah,
it's like I could be, youknow, Prince Artists, formerly known
as or something like that. Steve, what do you reckon? It sounds
like a plan to me. Itwould be Cam Quarter, it would be
(31:38):
what was the other one? Somethingdifferent different? I don't have a new
name. Everyone now, everyone's howevery podcavering podcast is going to be a
new name? Yeah? Every time. Well that'll be the question of the
week next week. What shall Cam'sname be after this? Yeah? And
he would change it by deed polewith the D with the d D with
(31:59):
the boles. Steve got a dudeindeed with a big pole. Anyway,
we should probably wrap this up becausewe've been rambling for about the last forty
minutes. Um, have you gotany other pearls of wisdom you'd like to
drop on his? Cam O?I could drop a few pearls on you
right now, not you, notme, No, thankfully, that would
(32:19):
be a challenge. Good point.Oh shit, we've hit the walls.
Okay, So anyway, my name'sbeen Steve and my name is what is
again? Oh? You Cam Corter? Fuck? Get it right? Not
to be confused with something different that'strue by everyone,
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