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Thank you for visiting Christopher media dotnet. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot net. Welcome to Jen ExhaustedChris, I'm rich, I'm Jess.
She's back the shitty music. Yeah, hey, hey, oh, speaking

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of shitty, are we just notgoing to talk about the mudhole? I
stomped in your fucking ass in fuckingthe fantasy football league this week? Oh
my god, both I mean,is can touch even both sides at the
same time anymore? Or I justream out that shit pussy. It was
awful. It was so bad.And here's the bitch of it. She

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had one player. It was like, don't give her, don't do that,
don't give her home. I knewwhat was coming. I knew what
was coming. It's like, don'tknow. They're in the hospice ward for
a reason. Don't tell them they'regoing home. That's a lie. Okay,
yeah, but hey, damn youbeat her if you is that bad?
Yes, it was really bad.I'm not gonna look, well,

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I'm just running through the league,which means I'm going to lose in the
first round of the playoffs, becausethat's what Earl did one year. Oh
yeah, you beat her by likewith thirty eight points. Oh yeah,
I got a worse ass whopoping.I got beat one hundred and sixty four
to eighty one, like the weekbefore that by one of my friends because
I had justin Jefferson and James Connorand the week they both got injured.

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Dude, when they lap you asfar as how many points they have doubled
me out? Yeah, yeah,dude, they he lapped your ass.
Man. Yeah, oh, you'rethe fat kid in the pe class during
the physical fitness test. You're gettingfucking lapped. So yeah, I said
that is accurate. Like this iswhy I play an instrument. I'm picking

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in high school. I'll picking mytwenties. Fuck you, yeah, give
me ten years. I'll be hi. Welcome to this podcast, supposedly about
current events and ship as we talkabout trauma from our fucking high school.
Yeah? Is that is that whatthe kids call it? Jess? Trauma?
Isn't everything trauma? Everything is trauma? Yes, But honestly, I'm

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kind of on board with that trade. Now, you know, everything does
feel like trauma. I've given intothat one. The news has been trauma
for the last few weeks. Shouldjust jump right in to talking about Israel
yay, And again what I voicedit last week, I'll voice it again
this week. I am just stunnedby some of the press coverage of this.

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I am seeing a lot of peoplego very and high Israel. Yeah,
that's I'm saying that a lot ofsympathizers for terrorists, like everyone.
I keep getting those the civilians.Think about the civilian and that civilians in
power? Where where was all thissympathy for the IRA If you want to,

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if you want to talk about fuckingtalking points about why they're supporting Palestine,
They're not against Israel. They're supportingPalestine is because Palestine has been colonized.
Blah bah blah. I'm sorry,hasn't the fucking island of Ireland been
colonized by the British? You shouldsupport the IRA if you support Hamas for
that reason. Excuse me, notPalestine. I'm this is my American ignorance

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talk. I meant Hamas, That'swhat I mean. There is a difference,
just like there was a difference betweenGerman citizens and Nazis in World War
Two. I'm sorry, I didn'ta conversation. I'm just you notice that
that blade isn't cutting that way,and they and this is a bunch who
loves to retroactively dig up history andchange it up to fucking paint and fit
their narrative. No one's even knockedon that door. I wonder why Chris

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stop and think about it? Well, Rich, I was gonna, I
know, we're gonna talk about thingsthat happened before forty years ago, So
buckle up, young people. WasHitler put into power by the people?
Yeah, it's with you. Ican't remember anymore. That was such an
insignificant part of learning about Hitler.I have no idea to see what Google
machine. I don't even know if. I don't even know if, honestly

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they ever taught us that in anyof the fucking schools that I was in.
He was appointed Chancellor of Germany byGerman president. So no, Yeah,
I guess what I'm getting at isHamas was put into power by the
people of Palestine. That's what's gettinglost in this. You know. A
good point was made on a podcastI listened to this week, like,
what if we had the Klan runningthings? Oh? What? Americans are

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good decent people, Yeah, butthe Klan runs things? No, but
Americans are good to yeah, butyou keep electing the Klan to run things.
Okay, but also look at whois running look at who look at
who is running things right now.So like, I don't want to be
viewed as associated with that personally.You all know my feelings on it.
So I I see, I understandthat because while if they maybe have been

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put into power by the people,that doesn't mean they were put into power
by every person. And also,and I'm just gonna go ahead and reel
it back about one hundred years,but in Palestine women don't have rights right
or or like say podcast I waslistening to today, what was blowing his

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mind is there are gays for Palestine. Yes, and go ask anybody who's
in power right now in Palestine whatthey think of gay people. I believe
the leader of Hamas was asked whatif your son was gain, he said
he would throw them off a building. Here's what okay, here's what I'm
thinking. I'm thinking that basically Hamasis trying to position themselves as we're not
a terrorist organization, were a politicalpart They're trying to do that type of

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type of thing. And my guessis Hamas is not a political party and
is much more a decentralized fucking terroristorganization where people commit atrocities and then a
credit to that organization. You getwhat I'm saying. And then you have
people that are trying to legitimize Hamasas a political and by the way,

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that doesn't mean that they're that.People going oh no, we're not like
the terrorist part of Hamash, we'rethe political party part of Masu. Doesn't
mean they're great people. They canbelieve in some horrendous shit and support some
horrendous shit too. Well, Ibelieve huck I lost my point anyway,
continue well, the reason I broughtthat up about women not having rights in

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Palestine, that's just my understanding.I am very ignorant, honestly on foreign
affairs. I do not die ofthose, probably the way that I should.
And I even told you guys,I put some blinders on at the
beginning of it because it was toomuch. But I don't I don't know
that. I don't know that theyvote like we do. I think they

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do. I think they have avoting system, but women can't vote.
I'm pretty sure it stands to reason, So I understand. I do understand
this civilian aspect of it. AndI do understand that while yes, Hamas
was elected by the people and theydid what their attack on Israel, you

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have to have a counter attack there. What else can you do? You
know, I'd pose it the lasttwo shows, what if that was New
York City, Oh Israe's got tobe careful how they respond, do they
What if that was your country andthey were running through your streets doing that
to your citizens. Let's take allof these stupid labels out of it and

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look at what happened. But wealso don't want to I mean, I
don't know what we want to do. It's an impossible situation and it sucks,
and I hate every bit of it. I am not a Hama sympathizer
in any shapeway form or fashion.I just I can see people saying things
like like, you do have toyou at least have to feel for the
people who had nothing to do withit, you know, the people who

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maybe fervently disagree with what Hamas didin Israel, and yet still they're being
leveled. I've also seen people praisingwhat Hamas did and singing like these videos
going around on TikTok singing the praisinghands in the air, laughing joyously about

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what Hammas did, and then asthey're being bombed, they're taking shelter and
crying about it, and it's like, well, okay, so now do
you understand why I thought it wasso grotesque when I saw people who came
to be Christians and people who werefucking God fearing Americans and America and apple
Pie them types were fucking cheering andtaking such fucking glee in effect that Osama

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bin Laden was dead one because youwere like, we got the motherfucker and
he got what he deserved. That'sfine. You're showing that. You're giving
the fucking other motherfuckers who want todo this shit to his bulletin board material
with that nonsense, I have somefucking common decency, because now you're coming
off like a fucking backwoods He'll bego get me some brown people. That's

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how you're coming off. And believeme, they're more than happy to spend
it that way because guess what it'sbeen spun that way to us. This
is how all America feels about thisshit. Look at this, Look at
how they celebrate the killing of anArab brother of a Muslim brother. Whatever
the fuck bullshit reason they have tofucking string them all together. This is

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just just food for thought. Guys. Just step back and just step back
sometimes and take a look and go, what if I had no rooting interest
whatsoever in this, would I reallysee a difference between these two or are
they both just horrible? Do peopledoing horrible shit to each other? And
I would say, relatively innocent peopleare caught up in the middle of it.

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But hey, that's life, folks. This is what God put us
here on this planet for. Thankyou God. All right, this is
all about right. One group wantsto exist, and one group says,
well, this book says we're supposedto be here Art Three of the Desert
Trilogy. That we all pull ourfucking that that is the is the roots
of all our fucking beliefs. Butour part is the real part, your

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parts, which prologues ah madness,madness, And seriously take the religious fucking
connotations away from that fucking plot ofland on this fucking third rock floating around
this fucking star. What is itsvalue? What is there? Oil?
Is it even that great of afucking view? In Israel? It's all
desert. Israel got oil like thatYeah, they're right next to Egypt.

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Hell, yeah, they do.I thought they gave a bunch of their
oil, feel like the vast majorityof them to Egypt for peace. That's
yes, the Sinai peninsula where there'stons of oil. Yes, they said
here, we'll give you this ifyou leave us alone. And Egypt has
so far, as far as I'munderstand, been like at least officially,
right, they haven't officially declared waragainst Israel or aggression against Israel since then.

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There you go, guess what thisis? How you know you're dealing
with idiots? I guarante to youthey're still fucking terrorist training and being radicalized
or whatever. The nomenclature is acceptableat the moment in Egypt against Israel.
But all of Israel doesn't have afucking target painted on its back because of
that, playing the fucking game.They can't even do that because they're such

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fucking zealots. No, we haveto kill our enemy really, all right?
I mean, a two state solutionwas offered in like what two thousand,
Those who make compromise impossible, makeviolence a guarantee, period, and
the fucking story, and what wasit Palestine's response to it? With suicide
bombers. I guess that meant no. This is why I'm like, I'll
have a dog in this fight.But at a certain point, like I

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said, I don't want to bea decided member on a jury or anything.
If one side wipes out the other, I'm be like, wow,
it sucks for that side at lost. But if this bullshit continues after that
shit, okay, now I'm likeokay, no, no, no,
no, no, now, newnew, because here's what I even this
is such a good point that wasbrought up and that don't even really care.
But it's just like for that regionof the world, if they wiped

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the Jews off the planet, wouldthere just be peace in that region?
Do you really think that's how thatshit's going to work, Because there's so
much peace between the Sunnis and theshe Heites and blah blah blah blah blah,
and these are all different fucking denominationsof Islam. It'd be like the
Baptists going to war with the Catholics. Was if the Jews were gone and
the Muslims and the Christians that startgoing at it because my God has a

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bigger dick than your God. That'sjust human nature, folks. Yeah,
they're just excuse for killing each otheras God told us to. Okay,
cool, Well, I saw athing somewhere. I feel like that's my
most commonly sortid sided source. Isaw a thing somewhere, or I saw
a thing on TikTok, which isprobably where I saw that. I try

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to find. This is no bullshit. I just this isn't a side.
I tried for fucking a long timeto like stite my sources until I realized
that, like, no one's gonnago watch these fucking videos because the videos
I'm her two hours long sometimes andI'm siting a thirty second part it's in
the middle of that. No one'sgonna fucking watch that. The fact check
this shit, I get. Yeah, I saw it, bitch, when
I saw it. When I sawit, fuck you, and they just

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let it be that because that's everybodyelse's source these days, right. Well,
and also it doesn't matter who yousay is your source, because they're
gonna there is credited. Yes,no source is good enough, right exactly.
Uh, but I saw I sawsomewhere online that if if Israel were
to say we were calling for peace, we will only act peacefully now,

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then there would be no more Israel. But if Palestine were to say we're
calling for peace there, there isno more fighting now, then there would
be peace. And that shows you. That shows you pretty much who's in
the wrong here. You know.Oh, the source is the video I
sent. That's the Prager University video. I sing you guys, Oh,
I don't know. Here's the thing. Sorry, I know it's making your

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horrible human being, but okay,cool. I don't care who wins or
who fucking loses. You just betterlearn how to act right whoever wins,
okay, because guess what fuck allthat noise? Well, and I'm and
you know who we're looking at whenI say shit? Who I'm looking at
when I say shit like that?Looking at you Palestine? If like?
Because I absolutely okay, you wipedthe Jews off, You got what you

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wanted. And has it ever stoppedlike that with Islam? I'm sorry,
I'm gonna I'm just gonna go aheadand assume silence means that that's a no
no. And I'm sure some'm gonnabe like, well, historically at one
point and blah blah blah. Okay, cool, but is that the prevalent
Ethos and for Islam because I holdon sid just because I'm just saying that's

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like saying that Christianity doesn't encourage youto go out and convert people to Christianity.
You are flat out fucking lying.And I don't fucking suffer liars.
So I feel the vibe with alot of the radical Muslims is total world
domination, Like we don't stop tillevery buddy's Muslim. Oh, that's the
only reason I care when your bullshitstarts fucking showing up on my doorstep.

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Now you've drugged me into some shitthat I didn't want to be drug into.
I tried to leave you the fuckalone. And here's the deal.
This is America, Jack. Wegot a big dick, and by that
I mean a whole whole lot ofpeople in the military, a whole lot
of technology they're just waiting to fuckinguse. We don't even know how we're
going to fight the next war.We can practice on y'all want to go

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down that road, That's all.That's all I give a fuck about.
I swear to God, and youknow what, I think I speak for
quite a fucking large percentage of Americansand the rest of the world. Just
I do it more gutturally and lesseloquently than the rest of the world would
do because I am American party,all right. Is Iran is funding Hamas

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and who came out over the somebodysaid over the weekend the new acts And
if you think about it, you'regoing to right. The new access of
evil is Iran, Russia and China. And who too worried about Russia and
Iran? But you throw China inthere. They got a lot of motherfuckers.
Well, that's called humans. That'snever going to change. If it

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was, it's been Russia and it'sbeen China in our lifetimes and for a
while you're old enough to remember this, Chris, it was Japan's gonna take
us over. And they're gonna doit without ever firing a shot. They're
gonna do it economically. So thisis if you come at the King,
you best not miss period. Imean I this is human nature. Somebody

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has to sit on top of thefucking shit pile. You hope you can
find a benevolent dictator to do.So here's the thing, this is my
point. I just know that mostpeople in America feel the way I feel
that if something happened to Israel tothe point where that emboldened them to start
this ship in other parts of theworld, especially in American soil. Please

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please, I forging to be ina war. Any trumpet that just came
out of my mouth. I knowthe microphone's recording. Why do we act
like it? Trump or Biden?I know that that's what we're being fucking
shoehorned in to choose these two.But it's like Jesus fucking Christ, there
is literally billions of other people onthis fucking excuse me. There's literally three

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hundred and fifty million people on thisplanet who are American citizens by birth who
could probably do a better job.I'll amend the statement. If we're being
a war, I would prefer Republicanleadership. Yeah, and also leadership.
I don't want to be in awar. That's a difference. The reason
that Trump or Biden is because that'swhat's that's what's being laid out in front

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of us, that's what we haveto pick from next year, and we
all know it. I mean there, I could be coerci for RFK.
I was. I was RFK Iwas. I was pretty pro him.
But he's also very very very GreenNew Deal, and I don't love that.
Okay, hold on a SEC,Hold on sec. Chris and I

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did this. I can't remember ifit was unregimented or if we did it
on sporgy for some reason, butwe actually went over point by point what
the Green New Deal was. Atleast the proposal was in that and set
there and basically laid out like,Okay, this could be a conference.
And we pretty much him and Iboth were like, okay, yeah,

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we could kind of get on boardwith this. The deal was basically went
from just throw money at fucking atanything that says I'm green and I'm progressive
too. Okay, you got toshow us fucking some return on our investment
here, because that's what this is. You're investing the American people's money into
these fucking people. And for allthe talk of America's at democracy and America

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is this, And America's a Christiancountry, America is a business. Fuck
you pay me, that's America.And I mean, like, because part
of the Green Dude, have youactually read it, Jess. I don't
know if I have actually read itproper, but I had researched it.
Yes, Okay. Well, Imean there was shit there about oh,
pay for this college, pay forthat, and I'm like, ehe,

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nope, nope, you want yourcollege paid for. It has to be
something that's in demand in a degreethat we need filled. Otherwise, here,
here's your little fucking two hundred dollarsfor you. They can buy you
one credit hour at to community collegeaka the disco with books. Well,
it's also things about economic inequality andcreating jobs through that and guaranteeing the high

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paying jobs. And I just thisis what I'm saying. The Green New
Deal as itself as presented was anobvious no go. Right. The fact
that Chris and I, who yeah, are piss puddle political piss puddles,
overlap in the center. But I'mdefinitely coming more from the left and he's
coming more from the right, eventhough I'm sure we're both hardcore fucking Nazis.

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According to some people, you knowwhat I'm saying, We sat down
and hammered it out. They werelike, yeah, this could work,
this could work. And I don'tthink there was any one thing that we
were just like nope, and neitherof us would Bud John and why Chris,
I can't remember was it sporting orwas it unregimented, because I know
Aaron wasn't there, so it mighthave been an episode he wasn't on.
Okay, all right, well we'vetalked a lot a lot of podcasts together,

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coming up on ten years. Butyeah, so I don't know.
My point is is that there itjust because the first proposal, and I
think I said this, this mighthave been why we started talking about it.
I'm like, your first proposal isyou go in expecting it to be
rejected, So you go in askingfor more than you want, and they're
looking to pay less than they want, and so they're gonna fuck. That's

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that's the initial That's round one ofa fight where you're fucking throwing little fucking
punches to see what side they're goodat, fucking picking up on what side
they're not, what high or low, what they're good at blocking. That's
what that is, and that's howI viewed it. The Green, the
Green New Deal. It was justthrown out there with all that bullshit,
and nobody engaged with the fucking withthe with the bill and said, what

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about these compromises, what about this? What if we met you this and
you met us here, you seewhat I'm saying, Like it was such
a fucking straw man set out there. I almost used a different term that
would refer to an old story thathappened down South with a certain type of
baby and a rabbit. But I'mnot Joe Biden. If you know,

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if you're if you're of a certainage, you know exactly what story I'm
talking about. Can you even saythat one at this point anymore? Because
I know what I know what therabbit punched. You can't call it what
it was called in the book.Oh, Tar Baby were a book?
Like, oh my god, itwas a book. Okay, but don't

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do an earl now and keep repeatingit because the algorithm will pick the shit
up. Yeah, just because Disneymade a terrible book into a movie.
I mean, it wasn't terrible,it was it was of its time.
Can I have be honest with you. I don't even as a kid,
I don't think I put that thatwas supposed to in my mind. I

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don't think I understood that was supposedto be a black baby or black did
I I thought it was it wastrying to I saw that movie in the
theater. No shit, Disney.They re released it in like eighty seven.
It was out in the theater.I remember going and fucking seeing with
my cousin on like a Saturday,you know, I remember. I remember
he was trying to make it likea fake rabbit and be like, oh,

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hey, I'm over here. Inever entered my mind because, like
I said, I was seven.I forgot why I wanted to use that
term. What y'all were talking about. I'm telling you, this is the
this is the generational gap. Thismight as well be it's not. It's
not that big years wise. Youmight as well be the Grand Canyon.
You might as well be on theother side of the fucking moon. And

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we're you know what I'm saying,Like, like, as far as us,
it's just like yeah, but that'show quick. That's how quick that
was removed from kid's consciousness in lessthan a decade. Because we both remember
it. You remember it being releasedin the theater in our lifetime. Yeah,
but I'll tell you by the time, by the dude is as soon
as high school. It was likeooh yeah, well yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah yeah, dude,Soulman come out in eighty six. That's
true. Yeah, I remember seeingyeah again, that shit was all over
fucking because it was PG thirteen andthat was when HBO was trying to fill
their fucking day with content. Soit was once they started to being able
to play PG thirteen movies after Ithink twelve or eleven, which I'm like,
when we went to Specs, Iwas like, why can't fucking they
show eight radar movies all day long? And that's when they were like they

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could because they're not broadcast their cable. The laws are different. I don't
know if you remember that conversation.Yeah, yeah, that soul Man.
Oh my god. Three years youwould see that with like can't Buy Me
Love? And License to Drive?At like between eleven in the morning and
eight at night on HBO. Ihave to be reminded of some of the
things that happened when I was akid, because it's just like wow,

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like some of the things they gotaway with. And I mean, like,
that's that movie come out when millennialswere being born. That didn't come
out when gen X was being born. No, that's not like Blazing Saddles
either, that's you know what I'msaying. And that movie thought it was
doing good at the time. Sothat's that's what I try to tell people.

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I'm like, if you don't evenunderstand pop culture to the point where
you can't look back at the lastforty years and take that sliver of pop
culture and understand the context of everythingin it, why are you commenting on
it? Why is anyone listening toanyone's opinion? Who would comment on it?
All of these things that we're talkingabout. When they came out,
society at the time thought they werebeing you know, quote unquote woke.

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They thought they were being progressive,like Disney thought they were being progressive with
Song of the South, whatever Studiothought they were being progressive with Soul Man.
You look back at them now,you're like, good lord, somebody
many people signed off on that.Dude, Nobody None of the Indian kids
that I knew growing up had anybeef with Homeboy from fucking the Short Circuit

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movies. And I know that thisis not that great of an example because
I saw I think Short Circuit wonlike a couple five years ago, and
I was like, wow, Ididn't even realize that that's like Parker what's
his name, Fisher, Stevens Fisher, Stevens, not Parker Stevens, Parker
Stevenson or whatever the fuck. Yeah, Fisher Stevens. I thought he was

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Indian. Yeah, until I wasin my twenties and I think i'd even
seen hackers and someone was like,that's the dude from fucking Short Circuit.
I'm like, no, the fuckit's not. And then I really took
a look and I'm like, oh, my fucking god, it is,
so I can. Yeah. Iremember, like little kids that I went
to school with loved that character,would do the accent. These were Indian

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kids who were fully Americanized, hadno accent, but they would do the
accent and play that character when wewould fucking be running around. Because I'm
nine years old, I could neverdo that around my Indian friends. Oh,
I don't know how that would go. These were Indian kids in the
fucking at least that version. I'mjust saying. They were quoting a movie
and ship. It was just like, okay, I don't think any of

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it. But dude, once again, nine years old, man right again,
they thought they'd be yeah, andwe I don't. We didn't even
see it as like yeah, peoplewere like, oh, look, how
fucking good that's exposing Middle America toa to an exotic culture, you know,
a person that they probably wouldn't haveseen it if it wasn't for this

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movie and this portrayal of this character. Now that's racist. That's brown face.
That's horrible. That's oh my god, man, we like brown face
in the eighties. Huh yeah,Stevens just straight up black face. Yeah,
he's playing a black dude. Oh, I am so sorry. Jess
Is like, I have no ideawhat any of these movies are. Nope,

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not even a little. That's cooltelling you you need to need the
Wikipedia soul Man nineteen eighty six.Read just put it in Google, read
the snaps, or just put itin Google and hit images. Yeah,
you'll understand. You're getting what.Am I getting canceled for this? You've
done fin No, we would becausewe brought it up. No, first

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of all, No, you getcanceled because you don't think we've been to
the moon. That's why you like. That's probably upset people the most who
listen to this, they're probably like, oh my god, oh I thought
she she's one of them. It'slike, really, all this did we
talk about? That's the sticking pointI mean, I kind of get it.
But that's the sticking point. Ifanyone has listened to me at all

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and they think that I believe wedid go to the moon, then they
weren't paying attention to me. Youthink this has a happy ending, you
haven't been paying attention. I didlook it up. That is okay,
do you see what we're saying?But they literally Jans said Earl Jones in
that movie, giving a speech tohim about it and basically being like,

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it's wrong for you to come outand do that, but now you see
and it's just like, dude,that was Oh, that's so brave.
That means sam Zyl Jones is themagic Negro in that movie. Yep.
And ray Don Chong, who's likeshe's like Puerto Rican, Like she's like,
bitch, you ain't even really black. She played like, here's the
thing. Here's I don't think itwas ever declared what her ethnicity was supposed

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to be, but she's not whiteakaa. What we would call a person
of color these these days, aPOC, even though if you use the
term color or colored about anybody nonwhite in the eighties, you might as
well drop an inbod. But No, this is not arbitrary. All these
Yeah, keep letting fifteen year oldson Twitter or x or whatever the fuck

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it's called dictate how society should berun. This is working out well,
isn't it. I watched her.This is a little off topic, but
not really. I watched this whilefair. I watched this terrible movie yesterday
and I just I came home andI was very just I'd had such a
busy day and I just kind ofwanted to zone out and it looked like

(29:11):
a stupid rom com and I waslike, you know what, and turn
her on. Hes Jennifer Lawrence init. I traditionally have liked things that
she is in. And there itwas called No Hard Feelings. Oh,
it's a new one where she couldsend in the new fight. Yes,
that's the one. Did not didyou have? Did you watch it or
just hear about it? Well,there's this scene in it, and it's

(29:33):
supposed to be like the it's ait's a she she is thirty two and
she goes to a like high schoolsenior college freshman sort of party, and
the whole point of this scene issupposed to be like how she has mortified
herself, like it's how she justcompletely embarrassed herself there and like showed her

(29:57):
age there. And the way thatthey did that was by her saying to
these two guys who were just likefinishing each other's sentences, and she would
they were they were kind of givingher a hard time over something, and
she said to the two guys like, yeah, why don't y'all marry each
other? And they're like, whywould that be a bad thing? And

(30:18):
she's like, no, no,no, like I'm not homophobic. And
it turned into like everyone pulling outtheir cameras and recording her and her big
homophobic remark and how they were uploadingit. And that was like the high
school humiliation, the epitome of hittinglow and I had I had a lot
of feelings when that went on,because really, that's the one that's your

(30:41):
that's your big just that's your bigcanceling moment is to say why don't y'all
get married? And say it facetiouslylike the kids parents came out and threw
her out for acting that way.Anyway, I had to share that to
talking about fifteen year olds dictating howthings should go here, it is,
well, it's another statement on theculture. I guess Bill Burke came out

(31:03):
with the movie that apparently is justit's number one on Netflix and apparently it's
one of those unrotten tomatoes. Ibelieve the numbers. I heard it's like
seventeen with the critics, but likeninety with the people, and it's in
it. Yeah, And I guessthe whole point of the movie is he
doesn't learn anything. He just learnsto like shut up and mutter to himself

(31:25):
so he doesn't fuck his uh,he's not a social pariah. And it's
like really because because one of theshitty reviews of the movie actually says like
that's what he should learn to do, and it's like, really, that's
what you want. So you don'twant the person to actually learn anything,
You just want them to submit justbased out of fear. That's really what

(31:52):
this is all about. This isthis is the end result of any ideology,
group, religion getting too much fuckingpower. This is and you know
what, you know what's being exploitedthe most. Here's the sad part.
No one would listen to fifteen yearolds if they're won A bunch of forty
year olds running around thinking that they'refucking man, I still want to be
cool. First of all, dude, No, it's over. Yeah.

(32:15):
Once your aide starts with a three, it's over. Yeah. And it's
just that is so pathetic. Youare. You are literally catering your life,
your your your music choices, yourmovie choices, your lifestyle choices for
the approval of people who've been onthis planet for fifteen years and can only

(32:37):
remember two thirds of that and probablynot very clearly. I want someone with
half my age and life experience tolike me. Why those people don't know
shit, got it and they can'thold their liquor party. But this nonsense
because in America, our culture isdriven by entertainment. There's the business side
of entertainment, which, as longas the checks keep coming, they don't

(32:58):
give a fuck what they put theirfucking Okay, cool is great, wonderful.
Oh kids hate hate capitalism, stellthem Ooh the anger dollar huge in
times of economic downturn. Yes,yes, yes, same fucking thing you
brought up. No, never,you brought up precial chat. You brought
up tool hooker with a penis.Dude, it's all and you bought one.

(33:21):
I'll just it's all figured it out. How to get you to click?
How do you chase their tail everyweek on this? But you know
it's it's a blow off. Olget inundated with it all. We get
on here yell about it until nextweek. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot net. Thank you for visitingChristopher Media dott too. If if if

(33:49):
I lived in the media cycle thatI live in for one day to make
sure I know what's going on forthe show, holy crap, like I
can't I I I can't understand peoplewho have to like watch cable news all
day. Okay, this is youknow what? This is a good This
is kind of a good subject becauseI guarantee we all three practice some form
of what I'm about to describe.I don't know if there's a term for

(34:10):
it, but to keep myself fromfucking going down some stupid ass fucking rabbit
hole that has been laid, Imean plotted out for me step by step
to anger and enrage me to keepclicking, I have to be like new
I have to cut the shit offwell before like any suggested shit that has

(34:32):
any clickbaity title that's trying to fuckinglike blah blah blah, does blah blah
blah. It's like, nope,click, don't recommend channel, don't recommend
this, don't recommend that, becauseit's what you said, Chris. I
absolutely could not fucking survive just wallowingin this shit twenty four to seven.

(34:52):
And I mean, this isn't evenboomer fucking cable TV I'm talking about.
This is this is I guess forall the shit I talk, I consume
my most of my fucking news andcontent quote unquote. The fact that I
consume content makes me sound like amillennial. So there you go. According
to the little graphic you sent usin the chat, yeah, no,

(35:15):
it just stop stop, like andit's it all started when I was like,
why do they get from nineteen eightyto two thousand? That was the
first time, and it was likeanybody born to me in that period,
I'm like, why did gen actuallyget fifteen? Whatever? Okay, fine,
And then like as the millennials gotolder, it started being cut like,

(35:37):
no, it's more like, youknow, ninety six, and now
it's like some ninety seven, ninetyeight. Maybe some people will say ninety
nine, your generation's being shrunk,millennials, and what do you do?
Start land grabbing and colonizing from otherfucking generations, very Israel of huge millennials,
Oh snap riches pro or if Hamaswants to take out those douche bags,

(36:05):
yes, I'm from Hamas. Thereyou go. So you want to
take out people you disagree with politically? No? Just the ones who have
hipster beards and mustaches. In thistwenty twenty three still people who fucking talking
about IPA's like it's a decade ago. That's okay. Yeah, you can
bomb them. You should parachute inand kill them. I don't care which

(36:28):
wants them all to dissipate in thecloud of vape smoke and for gen Z
for gen Z, like for real, for real, on god, I
want that smoke. So there yougo. Yeah, I don't know what
the fuck you just said. Didyou talk like kids you work with?
No, because anyone who talks likethat probably wouldn't last long. That's why

(36:49):
I worked there. All Right,what else we got? Should we get
back on track? I don't knowwhy try? We can attempt it right
until until next week? With this, let's just steer into the skid.
We have a new house speaker that'sworth mentioning. I've already forgotten who it
is. I'm not attached. I'vebeen burned already, tired of getting attached

(37:12):
to these people. He's from Louisiana, Mike Johnson. I thought, you
say, Mick Johns. He mustbe from the like the Lower ninth War
to Houston or some ship. Hegot my vote, I'm gonna move down
there. There was another one theywere trying to get in over the week.

(37:36):
Did this one get voted in?This new guy what's his name again?
Yes, the guy is Mike Johnson. He is voted in. He
is It is a done deal.It didn't even take like all night of
voting. But now they are themedia is painting this guy as a pro
Trump. He's a trump ally andjust you know, he votes conservatively.

(37:58):
He's a Republican and that tends tohappen. It's being demonized already. Tom
Emmer's who you were talking about,right, Yes, yeah, yeah.
They kicked him back like four timesand then he withdrew. Yeah. Mike
Johnson. I don't know that there'sanything really even to say about him other
than he disliked because he's pro Trumpand he is now our Speaker of the

(38:22):
House all right, So they finallygot themselves a new class president in the
House of Representatives, do they Iwonder if they carried over the same rule
that they had for McCarthy where theycould vote this guy out at any given
point, the deal with the Devilor whatever the fuck it was. Yeah,
we went three weeks without a speaker. Yeah, it's government shutdown,

(38:45):
so what did it matter? Right? Remember they averted it, and now
we just have an every time rightcoming back. It's coming back. It's
it's only been diverted for the nextwhat like twenty some odd days because they
only did like a forty five daypatch, like the like the Boomerang Kid

(39:06):
beginning a mad Max Road Warrior.It's coming back. Don't worry. Shut
the government down for real this time? No, for real, for real?
On god Son. Yeah, Ican't find anything super significant about him,
but it was worth mentioning. Sonow we all know. And then

(39:28):
what we have our Hitler story wecan talk about. Can I say that?
Are we allowed to still say hisname? Oh? You said it?
We're going to get it. Yeah, my hate speech. We're deep
enough to where unless we posted itvia Facebook. I know their algorithm a
going to catch it, you saidit deep enough into it like the show.

(39:49):
Apparently there's like there's a if youlike you have you upload shit directly
to Facebook and post it via Facebookoriginally, then you get then they actually
look at the content longer, andif you've had what do you call it,
bands, or you know, youraccount's been flagged before, then they
look into it and they really lookinto it and be like, you can't
post this. So yes, yes, there's that level of control. So

(40:13):
it depends depends on where we postit. If we named it was something
about Hitler, someone complained I couldsee it being taken down from like YouTube,
Well, yeah, don't use hispicture. I guess. Well,
yeah, the Michigan State University hadI guess some I guess it was a
YouTube channel or something that was playingsome trivia questions on their scoreboard before their

(40:37):
game last Saturday, and one ofthem, I guess was asking about where
Hitler was born and it showed apicture of them. Well, the pearls
have been clutched. The schools hadto apologize just because it's just follow Michigan
State. It's not been a goodfew years for them, so it's not
been a good year for them.Not been a good last two months for

(40:58):
them, so kind of another misstep. I guess the PR Department probably went,
son of a fucking bitch, Whodo we fire? Uh? But
nobody's been fired. But there's beenapologies and this, and and I just
think it's dumb that there's been likean apology and a reaction to this because

(41:19):
really, like really like we allknow he's bad. And what we can't
we we just we can't acknowledge history, is that we can't trigger anybody by
making them look at it, Ithink is the issue. It was before
anybody got there. Nobody's just reallythe guy like chalking the field saw.

(41:40):
Are you guys aware that it's illegalin Germany to even have swastikas or anything
referring to that National Socialist Party asyou have to nationals. You can't say
Nazi when even when they talk aboutlike Nazi black metal, like black metal
made by people who are like KyleHitler and all that shit, and openly

(42:01):
about like we are, we loveHitler, We would suckle his cock if
he was here right in front ofus right now. They can't call it
Nazi black metal. It's National Socialistblack metal. Over there. So like,
what do they call what went onfrom like nineteen forty one ninety forty
six? Would it be holocausts?Okay, fair enough. I'm not trying

(42:21):
to be a smart ass. Ijust what I'm saying is, yeah,
even new even new movies like IngloriousBastards had to be edited to be sold
or air in Germany. Certain videogames have to have anything, especially video
games about World War Two. That'skind of why I think a lot of
shooters went away from the World WarTwo formula, besides the fact that it

(42:43):
was just old after like five yearsof World War Two shooters. Really we've
pretty much covered World War Two.Yeah, but you know they were like,
no, you can't, you can'tput any of that imagery at all
at all. So yeah, that'sjust how it is. And people when
when I was a kid and Ilearned that about Germany as a kid in
the eighties, I was like,Wow, that's fucked up. I didn't

(43:06):
need someone to tell and explain tome why that's fucked up. That's fucked
up. I'm like, they're tryingto act like that shit didn't have No,
they're trying to be like, oh, well, we'll lessen the impact
and the harm of really really toact to literally surgically remove certain fucking things
from the history books. These arepeople had no problem with that, But
these are also This is also thesame country that had no problem with fucking

(43:29):
Hiller being in charge for fucking outlaws. So Germany pretty easy to lead,
That's what I'm saying. If youneed an army, learn to speak
German. Sneak in through Austria.Now Australia, you ignorant motherfucker. I
know there's one of y'all out theregoing room. I didn't know that was
connected now Austria. There is.I saw this recently on the internet somewhere,

(43:52):
bro trust me, that's my secondfavorite source, but somewhere on the
internet's first. Yeah, there isa shall counter apparently in either Australia or
Austria at the airport that is designatedfor people who thought that they were flying
into either Australia or Austrian and gotit confused. Here's a big hint.

(44:13):
Are you on Quantis You're on adifferent continent, just saying, is there
l in it? How about thatone got a continent, it's its own
continent. Really their country it's itsown continents I meant to say. But
my point is is that when Iwas a kid, I heard that while
I was fucked up, at somepoint we have college students going, oh,

(44:37):
of course you should remove him fromthe history books. Why he should
be a huge reminder of don't everlet somebody do this ever again. Dude.
I literally had to refrain from goingoff in the Ninth Circle of Hell
aka a YouTube comment section because thisone video I watched about how all the

(45:00):
nineties were shut We're like the mostracist and sexist time in the history of
ever, really, and it waslike, here was here's one of their
here's one of their fucking bits ofproof, and Forrest Gump, a beloved
boomer flick like that type of Itwas that type of attitude. You know

(45:20):
you're getting quality, fucking quality,fucking thought follow through on this line of
logic. Uh, Forrest Gump isnamed after a former klu Klux Klan member
in honor of him, and I'mlike, in honor he flat out says
he was named after Nathan whatever.Forrest as by his mother to remember to
never do certain to what what'd shesay? What is the line? The

(45:44):
whole point was don't be like thismotherfucker not to honor him like she was
teaching him a lesson through naming himthat. And it's like, how do
you miss that fucking point of thegoddamn if you are once again, if
you are so fucking far off themark an understanding the context of when this
movie come out and what they were, what it was clearly intended to be

(46:07):
said, versus what you took itas. Walking in going I hate this
and I want to be offended rightoff the bat. But I didn't say
any of that because it's a YouTubecomment section, right, But that's what
I'm saying. These are the peoplethat, yeah, I'm fine with it,
and why we don't want to hurtpeople's feelings. You don't want to
hurt people's feelings, that's all spirits. Did you know now? And I

(46:30):
might be late to the party onthose, did y'all know now? That
you can't stay homeless? It's tostay unhoused. The unhoused. It's like
retarded illegals and a bunch of othershit. They say, I can't say,
I don't give a fuck, who'sthat? Come stop me? That
am I going to say? Inpolite society. Nope. But I'm not
going to call someone a come guzzlinggutter slatons put in polite society either.

(46:51):
But I'll say it when I'm noton the clock. So come stop me.
I tripled dog? Dare you?What the what you're gonna do?
Who you gonna for me to?What cop? What? How you gonna
get me arrested? I mean yes, but like there are, there are
online platforms that will not let youtype in homeless. You have to rethink
your way of speaking. You haveto say what one next door? Really?

(47:15):
Wow? If you can't say homelessanymore, I I don't know how
we're supposed to it. I justwanted to just I'm sorry, I just
real quick wanted to add to this. I just wanted to make sure August
thirty first of this year, accordingto PC magazine. That's the source right
there. Call of duty to useAI powered voice chat moderation technology. Okay,

(47:38):
I mean I can read the articleor do you want me to pretty
much sum it up? Because it'spretty you know. They don't go into
detail, but certain things are flaggedand the AI will pick it up and
we'll band players and their account andblah blah blah blah blah. And for
the uninitiated, when it comes tothe gaming, especially, I could call

(47:58):
of Duty or any of those gamesthat have like the seasonal content type model.
You could have sunk on a lotof money into that account that's tied
to that email address, phone number, et cetera. All that shit,
And when you get banned, yougot to come up with new ship and
start from fucking scratch. And itcan happen over something you said in a
private chat that they're monitoring now,but they're not even monitoring it. AI's

(48:22):
monitoring. Wow, Well, Ithink computers are gonna fucking you really think
computers and artificial intelligence are going totake contexts sarcasm You can't say. So
you can't say killed, someone killedthemselves. So when committed suicide you have
to say, we talk like we'refucking toddlers, unlived. What what is
that? You can't say porn oncertain fucking like you if you if we

(48:44):
were trying to monetize our YouTube channel, we can say poorn because that would
flag the channel for demonetization. Soyou have to say spicy movies? Are
we five spicy movies? Is thatwhat? You say yes, yes,
like a saba naro pepper. That'swhat'd you get up to last night?
Man, my dick's hurting from thisspicy movie. Man, shit, that's

(49:08):
more dirty than saying that sounds likeyour parents porno. We're gonna watch this
say. You can't say rape,even in the context of quoting a legitimate
news source. You have to saygrape. Yes, great, well this
isn't here's the deal. YouTube isn'tlike we'll ban you completely, not at

(49:28):
first, but will demonetize you,which means thank you for all them clicks
because now we get to keep allthe money for that shit. You don't
get to get shit. You haveto say grape like there is a sketch
by the whitest kids. You knowwhat the guys called the Grapist. I'm
gonna grape you right in the mouth. Yeah. Wow, we're living where

(49:51):
you can go look up onion articlesfrom fifteen years ago and a headline from
today, and would we know itwould be a coin toss. In my
opinion, most of the time itbe a coin toss. Unless it was
so ridiculously over the top it'd bea coin toss. But it's like people
don't understand that just giving it adifferent word doesn't change what it is.

(50:14):
De home on hold not experiencing homelessness. They're not worried about the word.
They're worried about the offense or thefeelings, the cold fuzzies instead of warm,
or the cold pricklies instead of thewarm fuzzies that the words make certain
people feel. So unhomed is fineuntil it starts to become a trauma trigger

(50:36):
for people. And if you thinkI'm exaggerating one bit, this is exactly
how these morons talk. This isI mean, this is exactly the word
salad stat on my ass for thirtyyears in academia, have never applied any
of this in the real world toreal world people in real world scenarios.
This is how these idiots talk.And they're driving fucking they're driving our culture.

(50:59):
They're driving fucking political and business decisionsbecause they're the loudest people. So
everyone in this is power. Gowell, these most they're the loudest,
They're the ones spend the most money. Right. Sorry, I just this
is madness to me. We goahead, No, I just that they'll
logic the math. Don't math.It makes no sense. Saying a lot

(51:20):
like un alive is commonly used inplace of kill. Now, so how
long until we have to come upwith another earth exactly? And you know,
experiencing homelessness used to be from whatI understand, that was the more
politically correct thing of saying because thingtoo safe, because you weren't homeless,
you were just experiencing it. Weweren't labeling you. We were talking about

(51:44):
your current situation. But now youcan't use homeless at all. Now it's
de home, right, unhoused,unhoused? Think about Think about this.
So the fact that the words canchange and they'll still want them ban they're
what are they trying to protect peoplefrom? They're trying to protect people from
feeling anything that's unpleasant at the costof everybody else. Everybody else must go

(52:07):
along with this tiny minority who feelsthis way. By the way, feelings
which can be completely faked and bullshitted. I felt this, Okay, fuck
you want me to do about it? That don't mean shit to me.
It's like being I'm offended. Okay, you'll get over it, right,
What the fuck do they have todo with me? That's a you prop,
especially if you're offended by empirical facts. That's really a you prop.

(52:30):
Don't expect me to help you workthrough that fucking trauma. Yeah, this
is all because again, somebody showeda slide on the scoreboard at a stadium
that asked where was Hitler born andshowed a picture of him. It was
like, yeah, Hitler, nextslide go state no you know, like
and they could probably show pictures ofHitler's art work and they'd be like,

(52:52):
what do you think about this pieceof art? Oh? It's all right,
Oh that's beautiful. What do youthink about this? What you know?
What you do? What you thinkabout this piece of art painted by
a young POC from an underprivileged neighborhood, And then show it to people on
go what do you think? Itis? Piece of art and it's painted
and by the way, both paintingsdone by Hitler, and it's a it

(53:14):
is done by And see the reactions. Oh, man, we've said Hitler
a lot. This will might getyanked from YouTube. Want that smoke?
Come get it? Give a fuckyou think I give a fuck about YouTube?
And they're fucking two clicks a year. We get through them. Fuck
them, seriously, I don't givea fuck. An you think I give
a fuck about Facebook and this fuckingin this show, Facebook don't do shit
for us. I just want tosay, like if this was Yo,

(53:36):
there's certain words we just can't saybecause almost it's an unwritten rule, it's
an agreement in just basically the podcastingworld that you just well, yeah,
we're not going to carry your podcastif you're going to be dropping n bombs
and certain fucking ideologies and all thisshit to go along with that stuff.
Eventually they'll just fucking ban your channeland you'll have to start from scratch and
come back under a different name.I have no problem following those rules because

(53:59):
from those parts there's but Tisha,I don't even fuck about these platforms,
And that's who when people go theinternet, the Internet, that's who they're
talking about. People on Twitter,people on Facebook, people on YouTube,
people on whatever the fuck, peoplewho are playing the game and dancing and
going along with this shit. Sowhose opinion are you really getting in the
first place. It's a good goddamnquestion. I didn't mean to make people

(54:20):
think deeper than just I'm mad atsomebody who doesn't agree with me politically,
or okay, go back to that. That's easier, We'll get more clicks
anyways, fuck it, thank youfor visiting Christopher Media. Dott you a
thank you for visiting Christopher Media.Dot you abit. It's just it's so

(54:43):
outrageous that we have to. Butit's even a conversation that we're having.
We should be able to. It'sstill the first Amendment. We should be
able to say hitler, we shouldbe able to say homeless, we should
be able to say words, youknow, freaking. Just to kind of
transition a little bit, Emily Bluntshouldn't have to be apologizing for what she

(55:07):
said in twenty twelve because a videohappened with it in our resurfaced of it.
You know, she didn't even haveto. She like was like pre.
I feel she was like pre apologizing, like no one even called her
on it. She's like, oohI saw this and I didn't like that.
I said this. I'm sorry.Oh you think maybe okay, First
of all, I doubt she fuckingdug it up and saw it. She's

(55:29):
googling herself the middle the night,which she can't sleep or some shit.
I mean, maybe she does that. I would hope she doesn't. She
seems she seems rather there for aHollywood person, you know what I'm saying,
Like, she doesn't seem like she'sa crazy Hollywood person, but you
see, I think I think someonefucking in her camp was like, Yo,

(55:51):
someone in at your camp found thisonline. Let's get out, let's
get out ahead of this. Let'scome out and say, hey, yeah
this video. Yeah, it's kindof horrible. Sorry. Here's my question.
What was the context that she usedthe term enormous about this waitress,
because enormous could mean excuse me,I don't even is it a waitress for
a waiter? Well, it's awaiter, but it's oh, it's a

(56:12):
guy. No waiters universal Now Igive the fun up. Yeah, so
there's no such thing as gender untilthe fucking trans people show up, and
then all of a sudden, wegotta all agree on what their differentestioning a
gender is until they until they leavethe room, or are we allowed to?
Okay, sure, she said.The quote is if you go into
Chili's, you can see why somany of our American friends are enormous,

(56:35):
while the girl who was serving mewas enormous. Okay, first of all,
no one gives a f said aboutAmericans. It's because she singled the
fact the waitress out as a girl, because if that had been a man,
you'd have people arguing that, well, God could just be big,
don't mean fat, you're like six' eight the mountain. I watched Thrones.

(56:57):
I just I'm like, he's notwrong. That's the other thing though,
too. Okay, Well, Imean yeah, she's absolutely fucking right.
Yep, that is exactly it.I mean, you look, man,
I don't Jesus fucking Christ is.Even when I was like drinking and
eating absolute ash and garbage every day, I never was telling myself, Wow,

(57:21):
I'm eating a little bit better.I'm eating at Chili's today. Not
really, It's still loaded with salt, sugar, bullshit, preservatives, all
that nonsense. I don't even believeme. I ain't one of them fucking
granola bitches. That's miss We didn'tgo to the moon. She's got that
end covered on this podcast. Wow, cry as hell. You know that

(57:44):
I've talked about it. It wasjust changing my whole identity to my personal
beliefs about the moon. Oh Jesusgot know his prison rules. Come on,
now, you should know this bynow. No I am I'm very
granola. Yeah, I mean,and I look, I'm strong enough to

(58:05):
be friends and have good relationships withpeople that I don't agree with on everything
when especially when it comes to theirpersonal beliefs. Why are you so weak
you can't do the same thing.That's the question that needs to be asked.
We need to stop fucking telling peopleyou need to be as weak as
the weakest link, and tell theweakest link, yo, do you need
a hand like toughening up, gomeover there and whoop your ass a little
bit, show you to what life'sreally about. And also like she she

(58:30):
is not American, right, She'sEuropean somewhere, And you just got an
unfiltered by the way, you justgot an unfiltered. That is the fucking
as part as a lot of peopleacross the pond are concerned. That is
a fact about Americans. We areall five hundred pounds. That's what I
was gonna say. Like, imagine, imagine just rolling in to a Chili's

(58:55):
as your first stop, first timein America. You would be looking around,
I'm going damn, especially because shecomes from like if you come from
like the I guess I don't knowthe proper terms, sophisticate set over there,
it's probably a little dainty proportions thatare much more about presentation. All

(59:17):
this bullshit. For the most part, you probably eat like a pig.
You eat at home, in theprivacy of your own home, like a
normal human being. In America,we don't give America, we don't give
a fuck about being normal human being. We go strap the feedback on and
go out to eat and show everybodywe go the we have buffets on every
corner. And guess where you havethem. Not in the nice neighborhoods,

(59:38):
but white trash, black trash,poor people, just periods, working class
neighborhoods. You will, oh yeah, buffets all over the place. And
what is it? All over thecheap foods by the poor people make the
cheap, shitty food. Imagine thatthat crazy? What is what is Chili's
if not like literally the next rungon the ladder up from a buffet,

(01:00:01):
I sit down a buffet place.I mean, I don't think it's much
of a stretch to say that,No, that's fair. Yeah, well,
yeah, you're not seeing the fuckingthe best, shining examples of health.
But here's the problem. It's notthat, Oh you're assuming that all
Americans are that fat. That's what, not what she's apologizing for. I
mean, that's part of the blanketapology. It's because she might have hurt

(01:00:22):
somebody's feelings. That's what it keepsgoing back to. But it was eleven
years ago. Do you know ifI had to start apologizing for the shit
I said eleven years ago, youwould be a man in a marriage.
Yeah, we understand. Oh man, I wish I had the drum the
rimshot sound effect for that one.It's just it's I don't to me.

(01:00:47):
Upon first reading this, it almostseemed like like she was trying to make
herself more relevant by getting some sortof stupid controversy started about her. That's
what I can't buy about her.She doesn't I'm not like I okay,
look, full disclosure. I don'tknow why. But that movie she was
doing tom Cruise where he keeps dyingand they're looping over and over and over

(01:01:08):
again. I can't remember Edge ofEternity or Edge of Tomorrow or something like
that, and it's like a sciencefiction movie, and shit, it was
really nerdy and it checked all myboxes. I didn't think shit one way
or the other of Emily blountil Isaw in that movie and I was like,
Yo, how you doing? Youknow, so I kind of pay
attention to her, and it's likeshe's married to the dude from the office,

(01:01:30):
like they do their movies together.They have their family, and they
seem fairly normal, and for themost part, I don't know much about
their politics, so that what doesChris does that mean? Or at least
they're centrist. They're not progressives.They're not flaming fucking progressives because you have
to fly that flag high if youare. That's part of your dogma,

(01:01:52):
your religious sex dogma is you haveto fly that fucking rainbow flag. That's
your progressive flag, that's your cross, that's your fuck and whatever the fuck
the Jews use, and whatever thefuck the Muslims use, and what does
Buddhists used Buddhist statues? I don'tknow, but that's dude. Haven't you
ever thought? Have you ever thoughtabout this? Why flags are so fucking

(01:02:12):
important to the fucking alphabet fol Whydoes every sect have to have its own
flag? I don't know. Theonly thing I can think of is they're
clinging to that traditional culture of youknow, every everything to have any legitimacy
has to be represented by a flag, a KA countries, a ka this
and that. Blah blah blah bah. You see what I'm saying, which
is like, wow, for peoplewho want to blow up the system and

(01:02:34):
progress, that's really regressive of you. And you can't even fucking exist under
one flag. You have to segregateyourselves in the sub category. No one's
doing that. But then, ifyou think I'm joking, look up,
I don't know what would you callit? The spectrum of gender flags sexuality
flags. See if I'm joking,there's like fucking dozens and dozens of them,

(01:03:00):
like everyone's a pirate. That's well, this gives us legitimacy, like
we're a country. Huh what?It makes no sense. It's just the
most arbitrary bullshit and the only thingI could if it's not some sort And
by the way I was being,please take what I said about them clinging
to traditions with a heavy dose offucking sarcasm. But I mean there was

(01:03:22):
some truth in there. I thinkit's more just about it pisses the people
I don't like off because the idiotson the other side are flying their fucking
flags, their Trump flag. Soa guy driving down the road had a
goddamn Trump flag as big as hisfull sized, forty five year old work
van. I'm like, Jesus Christ, a poll that's holding up that flag
to that band is doing all thework on that fucking on that trip right

(01:03:45):
there, because that van was heldtogether by a prayer and a hope.
And I mean why, Like,dude, this is madden. It's just
madness to me around a fucking flagand it's a Trump flag or a fucking
rainbow flag. Sorry, Dreess,go ahead, I've fallen down the rabbit
hole. Up all the different plugs. There's a non binary, flugemnisexual other

(01:04:05):
kN I mean, and by theway, other kin, it's Jesus Christ.
You know what, you know,what you want? You want?
This shit is like Chris. It'slike fucking subgenres of metal and it all
starts with black sappas. All thisshit starts with we want to have sex.
That's not vanilla missionary style. Okay, everything grown comes from this ship.
Because I mean, by the way, we also covered this, I'm

(01:04:26):
now being told by people under thirtythat sexuality is absolutely a choice. It's
they've never been born that way.I'm choosing to be straight, So I'm
choosing to be a bigot because Idon't want to fuck men or trans men
or women. What happened to bornwith non binary people? What happened to
you born this way? You're contradictingyour fucking narrative every time I every time

(01:04:49):
I pointed out, I go andhere's the deal. I want this answered
and then we can move on withthe conversation. Who is lying them then
or them now? Who is both? Cannot be factual. I will not
allow people to try to debate meand hang their hat on both of that.
You have who's lying? And ifit's younger than thirty? The boomers

(01:05:11):
selling their own out right down theriver over generational shit. Tribalism, dude,
that's what all this shit's built on. Did you know there's a heterosexual
pride black? Yeah? What isit? Black and white? A rocket
going out fight over that shit?Yeah? Oh? What is that?
Is this some sort of meta commentaryon the racial politics and socioeconomic politics of

(01:05:36):
the inner city versus the suburbs?Whatever? I hate all these people.
Just fuck who you want, Please, for the love of God, don't
tell people about it unless they showan interest in who you're fucking. And
believe me, I'm the motherfucker whowill wander over and be like, wait
a minute, you kick fucked somedude in the ship pussy you just picked

(01:05:59):
up the night. You gotta tellme about this, bro, I'm that
guy at work. I will listento your story and I will fucking share
that story. I will make youa legend. I want to hear it,
not everybody else does. And bythe way, don't make it your
own personalities. Be excited you foundsomeone who will let you kick fuck him
in their ship pussy. There areso many flags, Like Patresa O'Neil said,
where's my flag? I like totie bitches up and piss on him.

(01:06:23):
Where's my flag? Where's my fuckingpride? Day for that? Well,
hold on, I might be comingto that one. But he,
by the way, I remember hedied in twenty eleven and he said that
in two thousand and eight. That'sGod, Jesus No, I don't want
to do that. Man in myin my head, I like like,
my autistic ass did it automatically inmy head, and I'm like two thousand

(01:06:43):
and eight can't be that long ago. I just can't. Anyways, Sorry,
welcome to my existential breakdown. I'mthe Christopher Media dot that network.
Did you find the pan on peopleflag yet? Jess? No, not
yet? Sound disappointed. I youknow, I just three revelations that shocked
us from Jess on this podcast sofar, the goopoles, the loophole,

(01:07:05):
we didn't land on the moon,and you sound disappointed you couldn't find people
peeing on people flag? Well,just because there's a flag for everything.
I'm having the scrolling through, I'mlike, wait, what's a what's a
demi boy demivoid pride flag? Uh? It tells descriptions. If you'll have
questions, I can't answer them.I just I tell why gender flux pride

(01:07:29):
flag, great sexual pride flag.But no, p no, there's no
r Kelly flag. Exactly exactly.I am underrepresented in my community. That's
what Patrisa O'Neil would say right now. And believe me, Patrisa O'Neil would
march on whatever fucking headquarters was listed, and there'd be a camera there and
some and per oping. Anthony isstill probably fucking be together on the radio.

(01:07:53):
Patrisa Neil still live. He heldthat show together for about a decade.
Man, Holy fuck. But yeah, that's how that That was the
whole point of what he was saying. This is absolute. Who gives a
fuck about your fetish? It's nota fetish, it's a sexuality. No
the fuck it's not. Do youwant to piss on a man or a
woman? A man, there's yoursexuality. Pissing on him is your kink.

(01:08:15):
You're fetish. How do you notunderstand that the spectrum rich? Okay,
so you want to piss on men, women, or somewhere in between.
You If you're a pan pissed sexual, that means you just pissed on
anything. I want to pee ina toilet, Well, if you're and
your girlfriend toilet, I don't care. I feel like he'd that up for

(01:08:40):
you. I'm sending you something intothe chat because I just got bold and
googled it and found answers. Ohno, you don't want to click on
this. I mean, I don'treally care. I'm traumatized. You have
to be. Also, A flateuro was the Vagina Pride flag on white

(01:09:04):
spector. Illustration of flat Euro legiantLagnia eulagnea pride flag on white. Okay,
so what's your and your the youand you are O l A g
n I A the U is capitalizedhis play. That's what it is.
It is the fetish of wanting topiss on someone. I found the flag.

(01:09:27):
You've delivered the flag. I thankyou new Facebook. There there you
go, rich Oh oh yeah,and here's the deal. I know exactly
who's going to get this and who'snot. Right now, too much,
I know exactly who's going to getthis and who's not. It's this is

(01:09:49):
thank you Jesus God. This isgreat. Wow. Well there you go.
I'm done with the Internet for tonight. Internet it out. I am
interneted out. That's the tap outof a pussy ass. You didn't grow
up with rotten dot com. Listen, I don't you accuse me of not

(01:10:10):
being traumatized by rotten dot com.Okay, do you know meat Spin?
What about lemonparty dot org? Youknow? Okay, you know like Baseline,
like you know Normy Nasty Ship Christ. There was this one website.
I talk about it more than Ishould because it was just like this wealth

(01:10:34):
of information back when computers were massiveand bulky and you. I think it
was still when you were asking Jeevesquestions, you know, or so I've
heard. I'm obviously not old enoughto remember that. But oh oh,
we're gonna, we're gonna, we'regonna play this string out in this kite.

(01:10:55):
Huh, We're just gonna keep lettingit go up and up. Okay,
all right, cool, anyway,it's gone now. And it was
to ots dot COM's Totsy Tots,and I you sure it wasn't goatsy No,
I'm pause, listen, okay,okay, okay, okay, fair
enough enough. I spent so muchtime on this website. It was literally

(01:11:18):
just like a back black background withwhite letters and no pictures or anything,
just like anything you wanted to know. In one of the ones on there
was the list of bad Ideas,which of course is like what I'm going
to read, and it's talking aboutlike trying to eat enough nutmeg to make

(01:11:40):
you trip and fucking just ridiculous things, things that for sure, like the
website's gone, it's because this guyor girl or whoever ran this website has
probably been taken away and locked upfor the things written on how to build
the that you should not be ableto build and how to I mean,

(01:12:02):
just crazy ridiculous stuff and us talkingabout rotten dot com made me remember that
website. I think I read thewhole thing and it took me like a
year and a half. It wasone of my favorite pastime. This is
this is wild because I have noidea what say you're talking about? And
it's almost to the point I wantto like hit pause on the podcast and

(01:12:26):
call my buddy, who is he'sbeen terminally online for thirty years and be
like, what is it? Like, here's the name of this website?
Have you heard of this? BecauseI even through him, this isn't ringing
any bells. What was it?T O T S E? And was
it dot com? It was dotcom? You're positive positive it is dot

(01:12:48):
com? Yes, the tote personalizedclothing subscription for rented fashion for to tote.
Wait anyway, it just it wasjust a thing. I don't know,
but I read a lot of it. B O T A E T
O T S E E O TS okay chat bad ideas guns oh oh

(01:13:12):
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. This is like uh middle
school edgy ship like that you passaround in like middle school right, Yeah,
I guess yes, Well were youin were you in middle school?
I don't remember, honestly, I'mlooking it up on the way back Machine

(01:13:32):
and at T O T S Edot info. So that's where I'm at.
This is dot com bad ideas,guns and weapons, your responsible activitiesse
fucking boom box and security scams andripoffs. It looks like this website looks
like something designed in like the latenineties, early two thousands. Yeah,

(01:13:53):
that's what it should look like.Portiate. Hold on, see if I
can grab see if this will sendthrough the Oh no, this is that
hold on? So I maybe theone. I'm pretty sure I found it
on way back Machine. It's similar, but not the Dead Cow Anyway,

(01:14:15):
It's similar, but it's not thesame. Always do a screen grab of
mine and I'll send it over toyou, because you it's it's just ridiculous.
Oh no, it's got hair.Hold on. I closed the ship
out. I'm like, I like, I get why. It's like,
oh, this would have been likeoh yeah, I look back and this
is nostalgia ville for you. Butlike this is like man, these sites

(01:14:36):
where a diamond doesn't at one pointlike you you basically once you once you
got off the first couple of pagesof the Yahoo search result, you can
find ship like this really easy,like real easy. Yeah, well is
basic. I'm sure I know whatI'm saying is that, dude, It's
just like fucking me. It's likelooking back at like like horn Gifts and

(01:15:00):
going, oh yeah, I rememberthose, but like this, this shit
looks like something designed in like geocities or something. And I sent you
mine, and then like whenever youclick on one of the I just went
to bad Ideas because it's the oneI was most familiar with, and it
just like that's how many of one? Yeah, this backs up everything I'm

(01:15:20):
saying. This is totally something thatlooks like from the late nineties early two
thousands. Yes, it's just forwhatever reason, the color is a little
bit different on my background and foregroundstuff and different. But yeah, it's
yeah, it looks like, ohit's the way back machine. They're just
showing you a snapshot from that pointperiod of time, right, Yeah,

(01:15:42):
I gotcha. Okay, but nowit's gone. Like I said, I
got taken down anyway I did.That was totally just a total sidebar for
absolutely no reason at all except Iwas equally as traumatized on some of these
things as I was not equally,but it was my second runner up to
Rotten dot Com. It's really itseems like if if you had a cell

(01:16:04):
phone by the time you were twelve, or got your first cell phone when
you were twelve, you pretty muchhave seen all the horrible shit that like
the basic first level of the icebergof horrible shit. You know what I'm
saying that the internet has the offer. Like I've sat and heard like fifteen
sixteen year old that work talking abouthub girl and uh one guy one jar

(01:16:30):
And if you know what these thingsare, they're not referring them to them
by those names. They're just describingwhat they're what they saw, and they're
like, Yo, dude's fucking sick, like shoves the glass jar up his
ass and it breaks and he digsthe junks of glass out his assholes,
bleeding and walking. No, it'snasty, dude. Yeah that's one guy
one jar. Oh okay, yousee these two chicks eat shit. It
looks like ice cream. There's twochicks one cop Oh okay, like whatever,

(01:16:56):
getting out of here can't shock me, But yeah, I mean it's
but that's that's kind of like this. Yeah you adopted it. I was
born into this, But no,it's just that's like the that's like the
basley I said, it's it's that'swhat kids are kind of used to at
this point. So these type ofsites, I understand why they're not around

(01:17:16):
anymore. You really want to seesome shocking shit going, like live leak
apparently that's where motherfucker's post like peoplegetting shot and killed before. But you
got to be like sitting there,refreshing it, ready to click on something
because apparently they'll take it down orwhatever. When I say Lively, that's
shorthand for a site like that,Right, I don't know about Lively because

(01:17:38):
I don't go on Lively. Don'tgive a fuck. I know what people
getting killed, you know, thanks, I don't want to see any of
them. Remember I was already traumatizedfrom Roden dot Com. I'm looking at
some of this ship and I'm like, yeah, okay, sorry, a
whole Ushit starting to make sense.Fringe you got dreams auras, astra projection,
flying saucers, free energy, fringescience. It's government UFO covered ups

(01:18:00):
gravity anti gravity Life Extension MJ twelve, the Alien Government Conspiracy Men in Black
Tesla. I'm like, yeah,one of those definitely sound like something that
you probably read. Just just sayingI paid attention in school. When it
comes to the ABCSU, I'm justsaying, familiar with the entire catalog.
Oh no, I'm sure she hasa nodding acquaintance with all of it.

(01:18:21):
But there's one thing I'm sure thatreally she was like, huh, I'll
ask later. I'll ask later,because I don't know if it'd be calling
you out. I don't I don'twant to participate in call out culture.
That's what led to cancel culture,and that's all been appropriated for black culture
in the first place because white healways gott to fucking steal his ship.
So yeah, he's stealing everything.Okay, I've got to stop looking at

(01:18:42):
it. The nostalgia's too much,That's what I'm saying. I'm having a
hard time over here. It sayshow to how to rob a pay phone,
and that's just funny and dates itvery much. All right, So
what else do we have? Sorry, No, it's it's it's it's okay.
I'm sure somebody's like, yeah,I remember that, I remember once

(01:19:04):
that website, I looked for fiveseconds like this is stupid. Then I
left. Yeah, I lived byit. I made it my goal to
read all of it. Well,that's just that weird shit that happens with
kids where they get stuck on somethingthat was for whatever, Like you're cond
to it into a wider world thanhad been fucking presented to you at that

(01:19:24):
point. Would that be a fairway to describe that? Yes, okay,
see that's that's perfectly normal for othergenerations. It was television, the
movie, screen books, So youknow, don't feel don't feel silly.
Feel silly for believing some of thatshit still, but don't feel silly for
looking at this shit when you're theproduct of your generation. Yeah, we

(01:19:47):
had like In Search of Where LeonardNimoy aka Spock from Star Trek, that
show that you didn't watch. Payattention to that, like he used to
narrate in Search of and it waslike all this crazy like what the Easter
Island statues? What are they?Stone hinge? What is it? That
was our version of that ship?Remember Chris the face on Mars the commercials.

(01:20:09):
It was like those time life bookslike Alien Life. Look as we
delve into the face the Marramids.Yeah, yeah it was. It was
ancient Aliens before ancient Aliens was athing. Yeah, it's basically what it
was. And newsflash, that wasgen X's version. The baby boomers version
was like Edward Casey type shit,like the late Great Planet Earth and Chariots

(01:20:32):
of the Gods and that type ofshit. So we've all had that shiit
same shit's been being said for fuckingnothing new under the sun, folks meant
the new boss same as the oldboss. All right, moving far beyond
that, I can't believe I foundthat on waybag Machine, and I can't
believe I've never thought to go onway bag Machine to look at it before,

(01:20:55):
because I have talked about that websiteso much, you know. But
see, that's what's fucking ear psychingme. I've used the way back machine
to be like, I cannot findthis porn anywhere where are the What do
you guys think I saw that ship? What website would I have seen that
on? Damn? No, Ijust remember the nutmeg one was the one
that stuck out to me, askedthe one about nutting. Yes, it

(01:21:17):
sticks out in my head too,Yes, Okay, you can't tell me
that wasn't a batting practice. Fuckingsoftball right down the middle of the plate.
Come on, now, if Ididn't put that stand, i'd be
a baseball player. Oh my god. All right, we have a couple
of things we can pick from.Moving forward, We're getting near the end,

(01:21:41):
is it? We got a funone? Let's find a fun one.
Onions give you cancer? Yes,hey, I'm gonna die soon.
I won't have to do this podcastanymore because I had a lot of fundions
on us Detroit News fires, CharlieDebuf. You can't do that on a

(01:22:01):
podcast based out of Detroit. Yeah, oh, we have to edit that
out, like I rather her justsay she wants to kill a politician.
Leave that in, Like, howcould you do that? Everybody just born
and raised not from Detroit. Here'sall you need to know. Born and
raised not in Detroit. That's allyou need to know, because no Detroit

(01:22:26):
would get that name wrong. Idon't care if they're eighty or well maybe
an eight year old these days.Sorry, go ahead, because he's tired.
There's no we have no we don'ttalk about fun things, y'all.
America's trust and media plumb is tohistoric low. America's never been wealthier,
and no one is happy, likewe don't talk about anything fun. However,

(01:22:48):
his fucking website, it's still pulledup, and how to be a
Peeping Tom is on here. I'veseen back to the future climb a tree
with some binoculars. Yeah, weget it, George McFly. You know,
like y'all throw all something fun?What's something? Give me something open
Google? That's never fun. Ihave no I don't know. I went

(01:23:09):
to a fucking show this week andit's the first time podcast for nobody.
First time I've been to a fuckingmusic show since I could sneak beers and
get away with it that I've beensober, like not drinking whatsoever. I
don't like. I don't think outsideof shows that I'm on the bill.

(01:23:30):
I've ever been to a show andnot drink. And the last time I
saw this band was fifteen years ago, and I all I could remember the
next day was my wife at thetime was like, you remember that you
told me to remind you of aband. I was like, yes,
Pelican, look them up, thankyou. That's all I remember. And

(01:23:54):
fifteen years later, I'm like attheir show and I'm like, okay,
checking them out, and I'm like, wow, this is not I completely
I was literally brown out drunk,like in and out of black being blacked
out basically when I saw them.But I still somehow still registered enough and
remembered enough, and like I said, I've just followed them for fifteen years

(01:24:15):
and the most random band to bemy first band to go to. And
it was just like a nice littlebookend. I don't know, I'm trying
to end on a happy note,and there ain't. I ain't gonna go
into my personal life beyond that shit. Like everybody was drunk on this podcast,
because I talk about I fucking dranklike a goddamn terminally a irishman.
All right, So I'll talk comfortablyabout that shit. You want here,

(01:24:36):
you want to get deeper, youwon't feel even good this Actually, this,
this show is probably closest thing I'veever had to a religious experience.
I'm being straight up. And Ilike when I say I was high,
Like I hit my vape one time, ran back end because I didn't want
to miss anything. My vapeing thatfucking strong. Believe me, my tolerance
is hired, and believe that ifyou don't believe anything else. My tolerance

(01:24:56):
is higher than I can hit avape once and not have a fuck and
out of body religious experiences. Andit wasn't out of body, but it
was like you went outside, likejust like, fucking keep that ship,
dude. It's smalls. Everybody cansee you as smalls. Bro. We
had one guy trying to blow upthe fucking middle of while the band was

(01:25:16):
playing. And one guy come overand he was he looked like he was
probably worked at the venue, andhe was cool about it. He was
like, hey, man, nomore like he did the whole no,
no more that like where you're notyou're not talking. Well Pelican are playing.
That's the name of his band,by the way, they're very loud,

(01:25:38):
but yeah, he gave him thenah, man, you can't do
that in here. Wow. Iwas like, I'm not even gonna I'm
not even gonna tempt it. Iwasn't even gonna attempt it because especially since
it was it was a weed bait. Man. When I do go to
bars, I go to sports barsand dives, so I guess most of
the bars I go to don't givea fuck what you vape. And it's

(01:26:01):
a different story, Like I'm sureif I was. Okay. Look,
I don't mean to put Small's businessout there. I don't know their policy.
I'm just saying Smalls is in anarea where it seems like most bars
wouldn't give a fuck if you vaped, as long as it wasn't like when
they're hosting a shower or yeah,you know what I'm saying, Like they
were probably the bars saying bars thatfor a year or two skirted the smoking

(01:26:21):
band in some form or another.Oh yeah, when first happened, a
lot of bars would just take acollection like here you go, it would
cost you so much to smoke,because then they would just pay the fine
or whatever. But yeah, justwatching them play and they're the type of
music where they play and they writeand they are like, we're very comfortable
with the fact that you're not gonnahear ever on the radio and we're not

(01:26:45):
everyone's cup of tea, and we'recool with that because they've had a twenty
four fucker or a twenty three yearlong career and I'm just like, I'm
watching it and I'm just like,this is fucking awesome. This is I'm
watching dudes who are doing this fornothing more than what I would wanted,
Like they're making and living playing music, That's all I wanted. Yeah,

(01:27:08):
And I mean, you know,I've had some health issues that have really
kind of put the kabash on myfucking playing. And because of certain health
issues, I just I can't.I can't play the guitar like I used
to. But then I was thinkingwhy couldn't I play? Like I don't
know a lap steal. I don'thave to fret, you know what I'm
saying. Like I started thinking about, like why couldn't I make music again?

(01:27:30):
Dude, I don't get inspired likethat. I just don't. But
I was like, these these dudesdon't do this, Like at this point,
they were playing a show that theydidn't have to play one of them,
Like this was originally supposed to happenin August. One of them got
COVID really bad and was like fuckingdown for two weeks and they had to
cancel it. And because they're fromChicago, they swung out here to play
this Like this was just pure Andbecause they're from Chicago, they have a

(01:27:56):
pretty good relationship with the Detroit musicscene because they've been playing around in this
area for once again going on twentyfive years. So I mean it's like,
I don't know, I don't knowa better compliment to give a musician
than I walked away from his showor their show or hershel whatever, however
the fuck, and like wanting tofind a way to fucking play myself again
to the point where I'm like,I probably get one real cheap figure out

(01:28:19):
if it's gonna work out. Sothere you go. There's a fucking hey,
happy note. There you go,like Rich does more and just sit
around work and then sit around andhate. Hey, I don't know you,
and I hate you every overything badhappens to you, and you will
little you went out and did stuff, you participated in the culture. I
will say this, if you knowthe Detroit area, there's a lot of

(01:28:42):
construction over by Smalls right now inham Trammick. And the parking situation was
like can I park on the streetcause everybody else's parked down the street and
I don't see any sign that saysyou can't park on the street at this
between this time and this time.So I think we're gonna be good from
between like six thirty to Like Iwas thinking like maybe twelve thirty one.
We were actually out of there atlike ten thirty, which was kind of

(01:29:04):
nice for a Sunday. Amtramick remindsme of a borough in New York.
So the answer is yes, unlessthere's a sign that says you can't park
on the street, you can parkon the street. So in the back
of my mind, I was like, I really don't want to come out
to a toad car or like Ijust please don't tell it, like I'll
eat the parking, just don't tellthe fucking thing. And that's what I

(01:29:27):
was thinking I was gonna come outto. So that was kind of in
the back of my mind. Butbesides that, I don't even know how
to describe it, Like it wasjust it was. It was like,
oh, okay, you don't haveto fucking sit down and play music and
could be like, hey, look, everybody, look what I'm doing,
because that's what every douchebag I've everbeen around who makes music does, and
I hate them for it. SeeI hate I hate promoting my own music.

(01:29:51):
Yeah, Chris knows this because heknows how much I promote this fucking
podcast. Moving on. So Imean, like it's just I'm sorry.
I do what I do and I'mgood at enough to where I'm gonna make
up for it in other areas.This is an area I gotta make up
for it. But like I,I don't know. It was just like,
you don't have to make music forthat way, You don't have to

(01:30:12):
do music for sit down and andplay. You can just play for your
own fucking enjoyment. And if noone hears it, who gives a fuck?
Did you enjoy it? And likeI lost that dude, and I
like, no hear guitar and Ifeel nothing. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't That's why I'm not pickingup anything yet. I don't want
to feel in the go away becauseI just started feeling like a connection with

(01:30:36):
music. Wow, Hi, welcometo my fucking therapy session. A connection
with music. Uh. In thelast like I don't know, a couple
of years, like to where itwasn't just white noise, definitely start stopped
listening to as mini podcasts, startedlistening to more music, and started listening
to music that I would never havelistened to before. Just me, I

(01:30:56):
get it. I've been listening.I've been on the same journey a lot
more mus but the same time too, I had an opportunity to join a
band with like musicians that I knewand respected and I knew were good,
like a couple of years ago,and I was like, no, can't
do it. Oh No, nothinglike that at all. This was just
me be me picking something up andlike, I don't even know if I'd

(01:31:16):
record it because I never really recorded. That's that's that was kind of my
That was kind of my process onmy journey. We sound like a bunch
of millennials. Uh, maybe weare, Maybe we are man, maybe
we are. Maybe millennials need tofucking colonize part of gen X. I
don't know. But part of mywriting process, which I feel that's not

(01:31:40):
that's not a millennial statement. That'swriting process goes back for decades now.
Was it's just a douchey artist thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's pretentious as hell if you don'twrite, So there you go.
That's the best way to explain it. But if an idea couldn't survive long
enough for me to remember it andsending a guitar down, come back and

(01:32:00):
pick it up and remember it,you know what I'm saying, then it
didn't same way. If I can'tremember it, that's not good and then
it's not memorable. Because I triedthe recording everything I played, and I
quickly found that, like I havea good enough memory and now I had
proof of it to where I don'treally need that. But other people around
me were like, dude, andI'm like, you can't, dude,

(01:32:24):
stop, you're getting obsessive about thisone, Like right here, you mean
when I when I splide my handdown the strings and it goes zing,
Yeah, that little party. Canwe like sample that and use it?
Are you fucking what do you thinkwe are public? And I mean no
about the fucker, Like, yes, I had weird people around me.
And that's another thing. It waslike the musicians that were there, because

(01:32:45):
there was a there was a couplewe all knew who the fuck we were
pretty much right off the bat,and it was like the uh, the
guy I went with was a guyI met at work and he plays guitar,
but he's not like he's never beenin a band or anything. And
he's like, wow, it's true, like you guys can kind of spot
each other. I'm like, yeah, it's a little bit. You can
tell who's really checking the gear out? Who's just looking at the stage,

(01:33:06):
especially since the first band come outwith silver faced twins and fucking seventy six?
What is it custom? Telly's withthe humbuckers in the neck pickup position.
One of the guys, actually,one of the guys had the semmihow
with the F hole on top.So yeah, I was like, okay,
that's nice gear for a band.Yeah, I'm like, wow,

(01:33:27):
okay, I didn't think they evenallowed you to carry a twin anymore,
especially one made in the seventies.By the way, I like, I
Jess, it's all sounded like nonsense. I know everything he just said,
and I know what it meant.I assumed as much. Yeah, you
know, I'm sure to the nonguitar player the F hole sounds kind of
dirty. The F hole, theG string and fingering a minor. Yeah,

(01:33:49):
I mean, all those things,taken out of context, could really
especially the fingering a minor, right, I could get at this point,
y'all are just trying to get thispodcast pulled. A is the thing when
you play guitar? Yes, AndI'm sure someone I've never looked up how
to finger the chord a minor onYouTube, but I'm sure that he's like,

(01:34:11):
I'm having to say something different becauseobvious reasons. Here's the a minor
chord shape, here's proper, here'sout a finger a minor. You can't
say. It's like when you're rollingdough in a pizza job and it's like,
how tired of your balls? Myballs are real tight? Like you
can't have that conversation where it's notgonna sound wild when someone just walks in

(01:34:35):
with no contact. The tightest ball'sson going there and check them out?
Yes, yes, hey, I'lltake you in the walk and you can
check out outside my balls the realtight now that they're cold or firm.
Man. Okay, there's so manymusicians end up in p we should wrap

(01:35:02):
it's podcasting for two. We gottawrap it up. Oh fuck see,
there you go. We went outon something fun. So find us on
social media at gen Exhausted pod chrismamediadot net has the PayPal button if you'd
like to help us out. Igot to figure out the Amazon situation because

(01:35:26):
Christmas time is coming, and whynot, Mariah is defrosting right now,
motherfucker. Enjoy the last seven daysof not hearing that song of this year.
Yeah, and another point was broughtup to me. And also last
Christmas. This is the last sevendays of the year. You will not

(01:35:47):
hear last Christmas until twenty twenty four, but Christmas rant aside. Go to
christ remedia dot net. Check outthe other podcasts we have there too,
and wherever you can rate and reviewus. Please do because it helps other
people find us. Please thank you. I appreciate you listening. Okay,
it's next time I wake up findingAndy. But then by the time I

(01:36:11):
find it, he need to reapmy heart to part and start leaning my
Chris leaning and go up upto theceiling. Then I feel my soul sat
leaving like an oldment's hair receding,completing. Please so please, I'm he's
repeatedly ask him why it's got tobeating like this? He's this living free.
I don't want to be the one, to be the one who was
the soul on my hands out tothe moon. Take this weapon for z

(01:36:32):
in darkness. Some see a man, I see a harpoone. I'll stay
wait because the dogs not take themprisoners. And night wheman standing one morning,

(01:37:04):
I don't hear those voices calling Imust have kicked them out. I
must have kicked them out. Iswear Daven's yelling. It was crazy.
Wednesday was spelling. They told meI was gone. They told me I
was gone. Not sad. Wewon't show about my brother and sticking up

(01:37:38):
again my side have no less.I will set myself on the evil when

(01:38:13):
day is forgotten, then ficking thetrees that are waiting clothes just a pet
who just started with day when weput on our face, I'm messing up
with trees that we don't see.Brace on the evil day that is bigger
than this. But we opened ourright, told them we must in the
trees of the RUMs, in thecloser and the plate definitely all in this
upthing we need. I'm not afree that's about getting this three it's times
the same amount that I tea nota three time and v penis time.
I'm afraid it's telling you why youdo it won't take I'm singing do it's

(01:38:33):
metaphorically, I'm my own not denial. Onmber four, I'll stay you why
because it's not to get Why amI not getting Dumbo? And I don't

(01:39:09):
In those voices conting I must takethem out. I must have slippens.
Yet those crazy eyes they it's onlyI was gone and it's all gone.

(01:39:29):
We're not Singleblee insignia again itself haveas. I will sell myself. What

(01:39:53):
a loving young about pleas. Iwill send myself whenever I become upside upside

(01:40:14):
outside visit have no plans for me. I will send my suit on five.
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