Bad Blood

This week Chris, Rich, and Jess talk about: the Illuminati, Israel, Travis Kielce and Taylor Swift, and conspiracy theories. Please follow us on Twitter @genexhaustedpod and on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GexExhaustedPod and download the rest of our shows at ChristopherMedia.net!

Episode Transcript

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Thank you for visiting Christopher media dotnet. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot net. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm Rich, I'm

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Jess, the conspiracy Queen. It'ssuch you're dubbed. Now I'm gonna make
you a crown out of tinfoil,ye little tomfoil prom dress if now we're
gonna make you one. First ofall, I absolutely already have one,
but thank you. Second, I'veforgotten all about that from last week while
we have not Every time I lookat the moon, I'm like, Jess

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doesn't think we've been there's proudly Imean, I'm with you, like you
know, I'm with the theory ofyes, perhaps we faked it to be
like hey, we did it andthen eventually got there, but I don't
know. I also that weekend alsohad had a very interesting conversation during football
with one of my friends. SoI've known a very long time, and
I'm he's apparently in an Illuminati person. I was like, huh, like

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he thinks he was telling like hewas naming names like jay Z, Beyonce,
Taylor Swift, they're part of thelie entertainment into the Diamond that jay
Z throws up is an Illuminati signtype shit. Oh yeah, Yo,

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you can't tell me you don't believein the Illuminati. Well I'm I did
tell him. I said, ifI were to believe in the Illuminati,
I said, I think it wouldif we've had this conversation on the show,
I think it would be all likethese captains and industry, like Gates
and Bezos, some like oil Magnetwe don't fucking know his name. Some
some you know, like the guyruns the Federal Reserve. Those kind of

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people, like people who move actualcommerce around the globe. If there was
one, I think that's who wouldbe in it, of course. But
here's my thing. Okay, Myproblem is is that people go Illuminati and
I go define it, and thedefinition is as individual as the person I'm

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asking something that just just I'm like, this is just okay. So basically,
any celebrity or rich person, theybelong to a powerful group and blah
blah blah blah blah and it andall the details, like I say,
very person to person. So I'mjust like, I can't even fuck it.

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I can't even form an opinion becausethis is such nebulous bullshit. Being
shoved down my throat. I willsay this because it depends on who the
fuck I'm talking to is the factsof this of this theory. This person
was on my side when it cameto Russell Brand. They understood what I
was saying, like so it's like, oh, am I so maybe I
am more like them than I think. But and then they went through this

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whole thing of like, uh,first they'll cancel you, then they'll go
after your family, and then they'lljust go out and then they'll come after
you. I was like, well, you've you've you've thought about this?
Huh, yes, I just assumethat's all just common notlge. I've known
this person most of my life.But do you understandadi the Illuminati according to

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most people in nineteen ninety three isnot the same as the Illuminati according to
these people in twenty twenty three people. And that's why I'm like, I
can't. No one was talking aboutjay Z and Beyonce thirty fucking years ago
now all of a sudden, likethat's okay, but hold on, hold
on now, because it was youknow what everyone was talking about, just

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what Chris brought up Captains of industrymovers and shakers, world influencers. That's
who was in the Illuminati in thelast thirty years. It's now morphed into
it's a bunch of fucking celebrity people. Now. Every time somebody in a
certain community, I'll I'll leave itat that has a run in with the
police or or has a crazy momentor some ship, Oh well, this

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is the Illuminati, and blah blahblah. I mean you can look it
up. You can look it upon YouTube, and every channel is going
to tell you who is in theIlluminati and what they do, and it
is going to be different, andthere's no there's no there's no consistency to
it. But the most consistent partis the focus is now on celebrities,

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and it's Jay Z and fucking Beyonce. I've heard that drum be beat for
the last decade now. But yougotta understand, I'm old enough to have
heard this drum be beat for fuckingPotent and Yeltsin and the Clintons and definitely
the Kennedys and the Bushes. Whichis it? Because I'm sorry, I
just don't, Okay, So who'sat the top of the Illuminati. Who's

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running shit, Who's who's deciding who'sin and who's out? Yeah, I
listen, I don't know the rules. Do you have to pledge? Can
you? Like? Can you?Can you want to you the Illuminati?
Do you gotta you gotta go throughall the hazing? Like let's say you're
a newly minted billionaire, right,Like let's say you're like Sam Bankman Freed
and you're like, hey, Iwant to get in on this Illuminati action.

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You got to carry on the paddle, like how's it work? But
do you see what I'm saying?It is so stilly to hold onto this
Illuminati as like this true North,that star that's like okay, we can
always look there. And if it'sjust a bunch of fucking rich people who
got power and wealth and they gettogether and they have rich people pissing contest,
that's not Illuminati. That's just peoplebeing people. People be and sorry,

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rich people are probably proportionately really shittypeople, and really shitty people really
like to rub it in another reallyshitty people's face because what is the what
is the point of the Illuminati?What have they gained controlling shit? That's
what I'm saying, Like Beyonce ain'tcontrolling ship. Beyond Taylor Swift is all

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types of neck deep in Beyonce's assto the point where Kanye West is gonna
run on stage to defend beyond sayor excuse me, you know what I
mean? Like it's two thousand andnine again, That's what I meant again.
So yeah, look and once again, if you're gonna tell me that
you think there is people in theindustry who are megalomaniacs and think that they

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can can have, they can control, like people in the music or movie
or in the media who think that, Like I said, who are megalo
maniacs who think that they can influencethe entire world and will try to act
as if that. Yeah, Ibelieve that, why because it picked up
a fucking history book before. Thoseare people history writes about for good or

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ill Is that the Illuminati? Doyou depending on who I'm asking yes,
and depending on who I'm asking no, So fuck it, I don't care.
Cut me a check, Illuminati,then I'll give a fuck. Pay
me to give a fuck. Canwe get the show? I'm tired of
giving a fuck when it ain't myturn to give a fuck. Perfect segue
into something I do not give afuck about. The guy's a strip.

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Whatever the fuck, Go ahead,guys, knock selles out. Yeah.
Uh, Hamas apparently got froggy.Was we were recording on Wednesday. On
Sunday, Israeli intelligence, United Statesintelligence totally missing this entire thing. Just
starts rolling through Israel I believe thebody counts up to like twelve hundred people

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like going into people's homes and shit, just dragging them out like it's like
shit out of nightmares, Like shit, we didn't ship. That made me
go, what year is it?Like this still happens, like and what
and what's it all for? Shitfrom the Bible? Like this is this,

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this is this is this is thething that makes me go, what
year is it? We're still arguingabout ship from the Bible in twenty twenty
three. Well, to be fair, I'm pretty sure Hamas is they're still
arguing it. They're just their preferredbook from the Desert Trilogy is the third
one. They're not down with toTorah, they're not down with the New
Testament, but they really like thatKorak. That's book three in the Desert
Trilogy. So right, I mean, that's what they're fighting over right,

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like this is this is all overa religion, but we believe differently than
you do. Excuse me, allover religion, but it's we believe a
different religion than you do. Soget the fuck out of our area because
this is our area because God saidso, and the other groups like,
yeah, but this is our areabecause our God said so. Yeah,
it's the same God. Don't forgetanother discussion. But yeah, but you

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understand that's a godless heathen. WhyI'm like, I don't give a fuck
about any of these reasons because thisis you might as well tell me the
banana God told you to go.But fuck ufa ufa in the ass,
because that's what I'm like. Okay, y'all are crazy killing each other over
bullshit. I mean really, it'sabout the Paladininians. They're mad that the
Jewish state was created and they gotpushed. They got pushed to the West

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Bank. That's really like it.Like I did my years real research because
I thought like I did have that. I was like you, I'm forty
four years old. To me,Israel has always existed. What the fuck
was it before it was Israel?And yeah, just read the history on
it, and it was kind ofjust always this kind of nebulous region that
was kind of referred to as Israel. And then it is part of the

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Ottoman Empire and Britain got a holdof it in World War One and it
was called Palestine, I guess.And they promised to make a Jewish state,
because again, if you go throughthe history, boosh, the Jewish
people are history's punching bag. Sothey promised to make a Jewish state.
And once they created Israel, theykind of pushed all the Palestinians into the

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West Bank. And that's what thishas all been about. And apparently one
group's like, well we go backto what is it? It was it
nineteen forty eight? Yeah, wellyeah, but yeah, when Israel was
established. But well no, no, we were Palestine before that. Well
who was there before Palestine? Howfar back are we going? Because here's
the deal. At a certain point, you you got your ass kicked and

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you got your pockets ran. Boohoo, motherfucker, you lost. Okay,
we got our asses kicked in Vietnam. We still ain't going over there boohooing
and going, oh, give ushalf the country because it's only fair.
We fought really hard. No,we lost. Get the fuck out,
white man, go home, American. That's exactly what the fuck happened over

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there until corporations were like, wouldyou like some of our fat American dollar?
And they were like yes please,Oh what conflict? Why would you
like to build your factory? Wherewould you like to film movies? Come
on, you want the real Vietnamexperience, you can film in Vietnam and
those American dollars here. And thisis why I'm just like, Okay,
this is madness to me. Youare arguing, These people are fucking arguing.

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They're killing each other over a shitthat has no basis in reality,
meaning you believe in this shit basedsolely on faith without any fucking proof,
and that's enough for you to killanother person, Kill those people. I
don't care what side there, becauseif your God tells you, well it's
time to kill eight million people onthis planet, guess what, You're a
psychopath. These people are psychopaths.To explain to me, out take religion

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and take everybody's fucking argument about whenthis shit started and who's got the most.
You're willing to kill each other overthis shit? Do it? Heiny,
my problem. Bring that shit nearme, then we got a problem.
But you keep your bullshit over there. That'sird. Hey, knock shells
out. I mean, I myfamily's from over there, and I've always
been of the philosophy let them fuckingsort it out. Why do we got

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to get involved? If they wantto keep fucking let themselves bomb each other
into oblivion, then we'll go overthere and fucking build a McDonald's. I
mean, this ain't anything new,by the way, Like Dennis Leary had
a joke in the mid eighties called, you know, we should combine Iraq
and Iran and call it a countryinto one country and call it Irate.
A joke's almost fifty a joke isalmost qualified for an AARP card. And
of course the Internet and certain youngerpeople on the Internet. This is the

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first time this has ever happened.Our opinions matter the most out of everybody's,
even though we've only been here forfifteen years and I don't remember five
of them. My opinion must beheard, Oh there is. You would
think all the opinion on this wouldbe like Hamas is bad and this is
terrible. Oh no, there's alot of people saying, well, if
Israel didn't do this shit sixty yearsago, this wouldn't be happening. I'll

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tell you so, Like I don'teven have words for how stupid that that
rationale is. Like so you thinkthis is okay, then so that makes
it okay? Then the father cannotbe taken out on the sun like Rashida
Talib, I have seen go ahead. Oh, I was just I've I've

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seen people saying like, you don'thave the whole story. If you're just
standing with Israel, you don't havethe whole story. And I was I
was saying in the pre show,I've kind of stayed off social media because
I had my feelings hurt with somepictures that were going around, in some
videos that were going around, andI just I'm sure that looking away is

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probably them not the right thing todo. But I just can't absorb seeing
that because it can't be unseen.Can I tell those people, if you
stand with Palestine, you don't knowthe whole fucking story because they've been the
aggressors in this shit the whole time. Remember the PLO, remember Yasir Air
Fat Well, a lot of youfucking don't. But like I said,

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I just I'm scared to even tryto look anything up just with what's gotten
through social media. And I mean, I don't like in general being desensitized
to all sorts of violence, butI can't. I don't want to say
can't. I really hope honestly thatI never am capable of becoming desensitized to
violence towards kids. And I justthere was so many pictures of shit that

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I just can't be Okay, Well, boss is a designated terrorist organization by
our country, by the fucking UnitedDates. Shitt, Yeah, like like
that the shit they're doing is likenightmare shit. It's like shit that shit
that I I thought that didn't happenanymore. I thought we were like twenty
twenty three, like even even themost even the most developing societies were still

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relatively civilized at this point. Andthese motherfuckers are rolling like biblical times because
this really is our book says weshould be here. Well, our books
says we should be here. AndOkay, how is anybody outside of members
of those two groups who have skina vested interest and skinning the game in

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putting their life on the line tofight for that piece of land? How
are how is anybody else supposed tocome in and fucking handle this shit,
because how many times have we heardthat some savior was going to bring peace
to the Middle East? Remember whenwe were kids, said Dot, Yeah,
they assassinated that motherfucker during a paradefor him. Yeah, you didn't
even see nineteen eighty one? Allright, I Clinton? Really so we

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had peace in the Middle East.That's how come nine to eleven didn't happen.
Oh wait under Reagan. Under Reaganand Daddy Bush. This one,
by the way, Daddy Bush whowas the head of the CIA before he
was the vice president and was verygood at it. That's why he got
the promotion the vice president and theeventual one to president. They trained Bin

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Laden. This is what happens whenAmerica gets involved in other people's bullshit.
I know people are that's reductionist.Well what is the fucking option this nonsense?
This shit's been going on our entirelives and then so and because some
fucking twenty five year old just fuckingfigured this shit out, everybody's supposed to
all of a sudden develop an opinionbecause silence equals violence. But if I

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say anything, I'm being attacked fromone side or the other. There's no
right answer. This is the perfecttwenty twenty three fucking issue to stir up
bullshit because you know what, ultimately, how many people does it really affect?
If you don't live in the areawhere this shit's going on, does
it really affect your life? Idon't care how it makes you feel.

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I think it could. I thinkI want receipts about how it affects your
life. We've we've we've heard thephrase world War three thrown around our whole
lives. I think this could bethe seeds of it. I think where
Russia comes down in this will bevery interesting. Once again, outside influences
escalating the situation. Yeah, whywhy does it matter where US or Russia
fall on this fucking issue? Ohthat's right, because we fucking give weapons

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and ship and money to not justIsrael, we give them everybody. Yep,
And jess what did you what youhad happen? Is? Yeah?
It sucks. When I say I'mdead inside, I'm gonna say it don't
bother me. It bothers me enoughto when I see shit like that where
I don't go fucking search it out, I don't look for it and actively
look for it anymore. Whatever Iwas looking like, I don't know if

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it's like just a young dude thingor a young kid thing, like you
want to prove that you can lookat shit. I'm well past that.
But I mean, I know that'shorrible and that's happening there, But they're
cutting off fucking limbs of little fuckingkids in single digits and sub Saharan Africa
and diamond minds. So rich fuckingpeople in the Western or excuse me,
rich women in the Western world cancan shine a fucking rock in people's faces

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if you're outraged by one and youignore the other. Hypocrisy, it's highest
form of luxury. Oh exactly,because good thing, A good good point
to bring up what was the hotshit last year? Why why aren't we
hearing from Kanye anymore anti Semitism?If you were one of the people speaking

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out against that last year, youdefinitely should not be uh be sympathizing uh
with Hamasa on this one. Imean, this is or is it?
Or are we to the point whereit's okay to hate Jews if it's coming
from a Arab perspective, but it'swrong to hate Jews coming from a Hitler

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not perspective, Aka, you're nothate you have It's okay to hate down
or hate up, but you can'thate doubt. I mean probably. I
think that's the madness kind of wherewe're at. This madness. This is
madness that we were fucking defining therules of how you can hate people acceptably.
Madness. Would you keep buying into, keep voting, keep voting because
it works, you buy into it? UMBs up? Madness can't get more

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any semitic than this hunting down andkilling Jewish people. Yeah, this shit
Hitler did. This is not hyperbolepeople. And here's the thing. It's
not like, oh yeah, theyhit a part of Israel and then they
went and fucked off and fucked withyou know, some other part. No,
no, no, no, thisis where where the Jews at.

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This is what this is. Thisis specifically their Jews kill though. That's
that's straight out. In nineteen fortyone, you were going to say something,
Chris about whole One of our peoplehad said, oh, Rashida,
oh yeah, gotta love this onelocal hero for me and rich Rashida Talib

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one of the first people you knowto pretty much say what you're saying you
know, you don't know the wholestory called the israel In apartheid state.
Let me, I want to quotethis accurate. I'm want to quote this
retarded shit accurate. Yeah. Andher first statement on Sunday, Tulip said
she grieved the loss of the Palestineand Israeli lies, but did not mention
Hamas while calling for ending the occupationand dismantling the apartheid system. I grieve

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the Palestine and Israeli lives lost yesterday, today, and every day. Yeah,
that's right. The silence says itall because I just want to know
who's bullshit fucking goalpost movie is gonnawin out. And the only fucking measuring
stick I can think that's going toend up working is like I said,
you can't hate, you can hateup, you can't hate down, which

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is one step away from you canphysically harm up, but you can't physically
harm down. Sleep tight. Butit's still only measuring stick I can come
to. Because I don't see howthis works out, because these are both
groups that if ever were criticized,immediately go immediately pull out their victim card

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and go damn right there. Okay, well you both have it if you
both play it kind of negates itin a lot of people's eyes, especially
when you're both sitting there with eachother's blood on your hands talking about I'm
the victim. I'm sorry, I'vebeen I've been in enough fights to know
when someone's giving up and I'm beatingthe shit out of someone who's given up

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and someone who is actually wanting tostill fight. Both of y'all still want
to fight. Fuck off with this. Oh I'm the victim. No,
no, you showed up. Imean, if she wants to get in
a victim off, she just it'sa history book. I mean, it's
the Jewish people are history's punching bagfrom the time of the fucking Pharaoh's up
to the fucking forties. Now,now here's where it gets interesting. So

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is that not valid? I meanthat's because why does it matter what you
think? You're not the person whodecides what is right and what is wrong.
You see what I'm saying, Likethe fact, like everybody else,
the government, the government, likewhat stance. Governments will take a stance,
and that is for better or forworse. How every person who lives
in that country is seem to lookat an issue. That's what I'm talking.

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That's that's what, to me isthe most volatile part of this entire
fucking discussion, because if our ownfucking politicians can't fucking like come with a
united stance, even if it's somethingstow milk toast in center of the road,
is just give piece a chance,something like like like, can't we
all get along something? I mean, dude, I get it, And

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I mean how once again history willbe trotted out by people and go,
stee, what's happened to my people? Okay, well, you're looking at
a spliver of history. That's nothow history works. History isn't we just
cherry pick what we like. Historyisn't religion. You don't get to fuck
it. You don't get to fuckingpicking ala carte your way to fucking salvation.

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Okay, somebody killed somebody for whereyou're fucking sitting, and that's happened
probably at least two dozen times inrecorded history. Deal with it. I
mean, so right, I mean, where's the argument go with these people?
Well? Hey, not to beoutdone today, she hit back at
her critics, saying that any commentsaccusing her of supporting the Hamas attacks in
Israel are rooted and bigoted assumptions aboutmy faith and ethnicity. There we go,

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Now we're racist, called us justshe called for the United States to
stop funding Israel. Like done,Nope, it's classic twenty twenty three.
If you criticize her, you're racistnow because she said so. You know,
I think that's losing its weight though, because at this point people are
saying things like, no, that'sfucking stupid. No, I don't.

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I don't allow that. That isnot. In fact, we asked a
few years ago the eminem theory,I am whatever you say, I am
fine, I'm a racist, I'ma sexist, whatever. Sure. My
thing is whenever that accusation gets thrownout as a way to like discredit,
you go, okay, whether that'strue or not, you didn't address my

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point. And if they refuse toaddress your point and they go if they're
if they're doing they won't. That'swhy I've done talking to them when they
do that, like they never will. Like fine, I'm a racist,
yep, exactly, That's what I'msaying. So it's it's it's basically conversation's
over. I'm just man enough,Oh excuse me. I can't say that
anymore. I'm just adult person enoughto admit it, person born with penis

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enough and said, well no,because you know, but to admit it
instead of passively aggressively you know,I don't debate racist. Okay, that
that was a long way to gofor a very not good pay a setup
for a not good payoff, andthat's usually what it is. That's why
I was just like, yeah,fuck it, And I think I think
there's a lot of that. Andhere's the deal. There's a guy on

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YouTube, Razor Fist. I sawhim on another podcast and he was talking
about the dirty little secret of howa lot of this shit works is that
both parties have to buy into it. So if someone calls you a racist,
if you're just like, okay,and what you're a racist, what
are you gonna do about it?Well? Yeah, you notice the people

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who who have the people who havequote unk, who are quote unquote canceled
proof, they're the people who neverapologize because it's exactly it. Like you
know, Bill, people have triedto cancel Bill Burr a thousand times.
Bill Burr's doing just fine because hedoesn't he doesn't apologize, he doesn't acknowledge
it, he moves on with hislife. Yeah, that irritated me just

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about her, And you're racist andbigoted and all that representative of the great
state of Michigan and everybody. I'mstarting I'm starting to understand that people who
like because I think Chris and Ispent well, Chris pretty much all his
fucking childhood and me like, goodchunk of it growing up in Michigan.
If you, I mean, especiallyin Chris's case, it's your Lebanese,

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well at least half Lebanese by alot of these own people's rules. You're
not technically white, but I'm sureyou've been called racist, white's premisist,
and all the fucking types of fuckinghorrible names and racial slurs based on the
fact that people are assuming you're white. And I think, like that's just
part of growing up white in MetroDetroit. You just get used to being

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called like when you're younger, itoffends you, it outrages you, until
you realize that that shit gets thrownaround so much that any adult who's like,
what, first thing, Okay,how do I put this? Most
adults are like, oh, someone'sracist, Okay, all right, what
happened. That's not racism, that'sjust someone being stupid. Okay, next,
you get what I'm saying. AndI think the rest of the country
is like they didn't have that grownfucking part, wasn't installed in them from

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the factory like it is if you'reborn maybe here, I would guess in
certain other areas of the country,like Boston would be a certain another area
of the country. And it's justlike because it doesn't it rolls off of
Christian eyes back and I can't believeit irritated you just I mean, not
being called that. I don't It'snot that I'm being called that. It's
not a personal thing. It's thateverything is so childish. Our government,

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this is our government. This isn'tjust some freaking idiot who is paid attention
to for their voice or their looksor anything. These are supposed to be
our leaders, and that is that'show they represent themselves. I feel we
are two to three. I'll throwgenics in this one as well. Generations

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in of people who have not gottenthe memo or forgotten about or somee just
don't know that. Least rich partof I guess how we were brought up
is if you were. If namecalling is happening, you are out of
an argument. If you're throwing ifif you're resorting to name calling, or
someone's resorting to name calling you,they're out of a valid argument. There's

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there's levels to this here. Shit. I mean like, if I'm if
someone's making valid points and they callme a motherfucker or a cocksucker while making
a valid point, I'll take it. I won't be like, I won't
just dismiss them because they called mebecause you know, I call me a
motherfucker's just factually accurate. And yeah, I guess sometimes I act like a
cocksack. I guess what I'm gettingat if if the if their argument is

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name calling, yeah, no I'mgetting yeah once it devolves into and see,
but they don't see it as namecall it because they're gonna be I'm
just calling a spade a spade,which is like if I said that,
you would you would whip out yourphone and google how historically that is white
supremacist to say, and so Iam white supremacist to Jason, So I
am literally hitler. Do you seewhat I'm saying? Like these people,

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once you realize that they're just it'sjust it's it's true mental illness run wild.
It's way easier to be like notdealing with you have a nice one,
because I don't know any other way. If you've seen some of the
ship, if you've seen some ofthe shit I've seen online, people that
have no skin, no family,no vested interest in anything going on in

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the Middle East, and the shipthat they're fucking what I mean, they're
filming themselves doing this shit. Bythe way, the ship that they're willing
to film. Like this, onelady who pulls up blocks a lady in
who's flying one of those Palestinian flagsthat like the stick on flags you roll
up in your window that were likepopular after nine to eleven or when your

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team's in the playoffs. H shehad one. They had a Palestinian flag
on it. This lady blocked herin and lady was like, man,
do you want this parking spot?I'm pulling out, And this lady started
giving her shit about her Palestinian flag, and like this lady in her car

(29:11):
whips out her phone and she's andthis is in Canada and it was in
Quebec, so they're bilingual. Forthe most part up there, and some
of it was was in French,Canadian and some of it was in English.
But the lady who blocked her inwas like, that's a Palestinian flag,
here's my name, here's my Instagram. You can I see you filming

(29:33):
me, you can put it onthe internet. You're a piece of shit.
You deserve to be dragged out ofyour home and raped in front of
your children. Damn. And Iwas like, Damn, this is two
fucking like forty plus year old women, dude. Arabic people don't give a
fuck Like I'm I'm a second generationAmerican dude. But the people from the

(29:53):
Old Country don't give a shit,dude. There are methods of conflict resolution
are quite different. They don't andthey don't give a fuck if they're over
here or not. They're still gonnaThere's a lot of people rich. Where
you work, there's a lot ofpeople that still roll like it's the Old
Country. I seem to have verylittle problems outside of just assholes. Maybe

(30:17):
it's because I carry myself with Ishow the respect that I expect to get
in return, and when people don'treturn that respect, that's when the problem
starts. So maybe maybe that culturallygoes well in this area. I don't
know, dude, you know whatI'm saying, Like I've been I've been
called standoffish and by by people inother areas i've lived how to hear they're

(30:38):
like, wow, you're jolly.I'm like jolly, he said, where
we hate everybody my people, Likeyou know, I'm like like my brother
from another mother. I love youpeople, but I hate you because you're
your people. But you know whatI'm saying, Like it makes sense anyways?
Sorry, No, I dude,Like, and that's just one example,

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and it's the example that sticks outin my mind because I just watched
that one before we started recording.But I mean, and and that's I'm
not siding with the Palestinian chick orthe I'm assuming pro Israel chick who's like,
I hope you get raped in frontof your kids, which is like,
that is such a wild thing forone mother to say to another,

(31:25):
Jess, would you ever say thatto another mother? No, I mean
to think of something that like thatis like, wow, did you sit
down and think about that or wasthat off the top of your fucking don't
because if it was off the topof your fucking grape. I don't know
if I want you around. Firstof all, I don't know if I'm
comfortable with a person like that procreate. I'm I'm just being honest here,

(31:47):
I don't. So now this stuffis well, the stuff that is
going on is heartbreaking. Thank youfor visiting Christopher Media dot nat. Thank
you for visiting Christopher Media dot nat. It's like blood feud ship. Yeah,
I mean, it's it's it's crazy. This is this is like a

(32:10):
biblical war type of shit going onnow, and it's it's going to be
an interesting next few months because there'srumors that Iran's funding Hamas. Now you
got Trump, you know, theGOP and Trump standing with them going like
yeah, we should not we shouldwe should withhold all money from Iran and
this and that, like dude,well Iran took credit for it. They

(32:32):
took credit for really yes, wellthat's not good, and we just gave
Iran six billion dollars cool. Soand yeah, so there was this whole
thing when this first started happening,you know, just kind of sliding back
into my wheelhouse on the more conspiracyside of things, where it was they

(32:53):
were like how did Hamas know howto get through all of Israel's alarm systems
I'm not thinking of the right word, but like their their airstrike warning systems,
right, And it was pretty muchwell accepted that they were getting their

(33:14):
intel from Iran, which led towhere is Iran getting their intel? The
most logical step would be they weregetting it from Russia? Right, So
then people were taking that and they'relike, well, you know what was
in Donald Trump's marl Largo estate?Of course? Yeah, so that's where

(33:35):
that started being taken. Okay,you see what you did? How you
like? You laid out the roadmapwhere you start here and you end up
laying the blame at Trump's feet.Yes, that's what I That's what I
like, because like, how isthis somebody who hasn't been in power for
three years fault? Yeah? Youknow what I'm saying, because at least
then there's an attempt by the peoplewho are so upsetts with Trump and hate

(34:00):
this man with every fiber of theirbeing, Like there's some attempt to rationalize
it. Do you get what I'msaying? It's not just I hate him
because uh I was told to hatehim. Talk the talking thing I get
my porn in my news from inmy pocket. Told me to hate the
man, so I hate him.It was like when everybody hung nine to
eleven on W. I was like, he's been president for nine months.

(34:23):
How is Like, Yeah, Iget it, the intelligence might have missed
something, but you think these guysplaying this stuff since January. I remember
having those thoughts like it's the samekind of shit with W nine to eleven.
I always thought like, what Wis is is the motherfucker who is
like not really that popular, butsomehow gets in with the fucking Poppylo kids

(34:46):
and they don't tell him all thefucking rules of the shit, And so
he got in there and they werelike, uh, certain nine to eleven
is happening, and that's why he'sgot that deer in headlight like kids,
you know, he's reading to thekids in the fucking school clar because he's
like, I hate they didn't tellme what to do. This happens,
right, Maybe maybe I shouldn't getBilly Jeff that wedgie he now. I

(35:06):
just thought it was blaming it onhim. He was he was president for
nine months. There's no way thatwas planned, carried out and planned in
like between January and September that year. No way, oh no no.
And I mean here's the thing,like people go, oh, if you
have a conspiracy theory about nine toeleven, then automatically they dismiss any.
First of all, everything's a conspiracy. Anything that disagrees with what they believe,

(35:30):
whatever they believe, is a conspiracytheory. So that's nine to eleven
is just one of those topics.That's just how it's gonna be. But
it's always like, oh, itwas planned and this was this was w
wanting to get back because they triedto kill his daddy and all this shit,
and I'm just like, no,it's worse than that. This is
just massive incompetence that they used asa perfect fucking time to take advantage of

(35:52):
and go, okay, so abunch of motherfuckers from Saudi Arabia and a
Saudi Arabian family that we funded intrain via the c i A just trained
and funded an attack against us.Let's go tack Iraq. Yeah, I
don't understand that one. That wasthe gangster ship. That was the ship
that that was that was for youGame of Thrones watchers, Chaos is the

(36:15):
ladder that was the Bush administration andthe corporations who pulled the strings and have
the ears of the Bush administration seeingan opportunity and we're like, get on
that ladder, get up out thischaos, and let's get this money.
And of course all you do issell Bush on is w they tried to
kill your daddy, And he wason, oh you cooking bits, Jess,

(36:46):
We're gonna send you something in thein the group chat. Yeah.
I mean it might not hits hardfor you because you like, I mean,
you lived through it, but Idon't think you were really like paying
it. But some of those fuckingthings that they're goofing on are just even
if you were paying attention, you'veseen it, like the mission accomplished with

(37:07):
him on the fucking aircraft carrier.You've seen those pictures, right, yes,
yeah, so yeah, And forthose not for listening who haven't seen
it, look up Chappelle's show BlackBush Skit, get the full one.
Yeah, take seven minutes of yourlife to improve your life and measure you'll

(37:28):
quote this ship. Yeah. WellI also think with that too, they
were like, oh they followed themoney on this one. We're fucked.
Remember Saddam Hussein, let's get him. Well, I mean there was That's
the thing. People were like,whoa, they didn't go in there to
get back for trying to kill DaddyBush. They did it blah blah blah

(37:49):
blahlah. And it's like they couldn'thave done it for multiple reasons. Have
you ever done anything only for onereason? I mean, if you're a
guy, it's like, why didyou do this? Pussy? It's the
only answer I'm accepting. So noneof these guys were getting massive amounts of
pussy out of this or quality pussyout of this, So you don't know,

(38:13):
you know what kind of trim ChipCheney got out of this. That's
why he was having him heart attacks. Yeah, it wasn't dressed. It
wasn't the fact that he's a demonsent from hell. No, No,
no, no. Maybe Cheney likesIraqi whores huffing and puffing on some chick,

(38:34):
but he lift up the veil.I can't do that. It's so
hot. That's so hot. Youknow there's someone out there who's into that
shit too, just because it's likesome weird like and not because it's their
culture of their religion, but becauseit's some weird that's right. Put that
bitch in her place, and it'slike, bro, dude, seriously,
go hug your mother. It's okay, that's right. Make me a sandwich.

(38:58):
You don't get me wrong. Likethat type of misogyny in porn just
seems like they don't go together.It's like orange juice and toothpaste. Like
there's never like where I'm like,I see a really hot chicken. I'm
like, boy, I bet youshe's looked really good just doing the laundry
and sandwiches. You know what I'msaying. Like that's not the first thing,
second, third, fourth, wecan go down the line like,

(39:21):
man, she looks like she'd bea great moms. Usually the opposite.
What is it? Terrible mother?It's like, you know, the reason
we put up with you ladies ispussy. It's not the only reason,
but it's in the top fucking three. Okay. Anyway, where we're talking
about Israel, that's type of misogyny. I like it. My poor Yeah,

(39:46):
sorry, I saw the opportunity,had the pounce go ahead. So
Israel, Israel and porn. MiaKhalifa, did you hear about this shit?
Oh? She yes, she gotfired from Playboy because she sympathized with
Palestine. Not only but she cameout thought she was being slick and funny.
It was like, hey, Hamas, turn the camera horizontal so I

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get a better view next time.Yeah, yeah, I thought you,
But I thought she also sympathized.She was just that is sympathizing. Oh
oh oh oh yeah, turn itdown down and think turn the phone horizontal.

(40:29):
I see a better view next time. I'm paraphrasing. Sorry, might
be a little high. Uh soyeah, Playboy, which I mean,
I don't know where Playboy stands onpretty much anything post Hugh Hefner's death.
I don't even I guess you knowhow I knew Playboy was still a thing.

(40:52):
They fired it. They fired thisthis former porns, Right, That's
how I knew Playboy is still athing. Were an age of pornhobe Playboy
be how quaint? Well remember Playboywent like this was on the old show.
They were like, we're going tonon nude and I'm like, sow
we maxim? Why would I spendten to fifteen dollars for a maxim?

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Well that that ended quickly, Ohdid it? Yeah? Attention, I
paid that lasted a couple of yearsand someone took over and went, what
the fuck are we doing? We'rePlayboy. I mean, okay, I
haven't seen the videos. Jess hasobviously seen some. Chris has either seen
some. I have no interest.I have thought about him, but yeah,

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okay, no, no, that'swell established. You You are not
a gore hound whatsoever, not evenin like the fake shit, not even
like movies. You're not into it. No, So that's yeah, I
mean overreaction. I mean, here'sthe first thing. It's amazing because the
people that are defending her, thesame people who anybody says something they don't

(41:57):
like, take their platform away,shut them down, silence them. They
immediately go to, this is aviolation of her free free speech rights,
and I'm like, yet again,no, it's not. Playboy is not
the United States government, They're not. They're not. The government isn't silencing
her. And on top of that, from what I understand, she's like

(42:19):
a like a like a brand ambassador. So I'm guessing she shows up for
appearances under the Playboy flag, getspaid for it, and goes on about
her business. I think that,you know, I mean, that's what
like a brand ambassador used to mean, I'm sure there's a lot more tech
involved in online shit involved, butI'm like, did you really think that
was not gonna happen? Like?Middle Eastern people are like they are,

(42:45):
like they they are, They arebound to their roots. Man, they
are fucking trust related to a lotof them. Here's okay, and here's
the the whatever I don't know,here's here's the thing about Mia Khalifa.
He pronounce her last name right,yes? Yes? Okay? And is
it Lebes? I thought so.But here's the thing. Now people have

(43:07):
brought up the fact that have youactually watched them of her porn because she's
shitting all over a lot of Arabcustoms and religious beliefs that are held by
the same people that she's now cheeringon. Like this is specific. I
guess this would be considered, likelast fim is porn in her religious so

(43:29):
like some of the stuff she's donein porn movies, as far as wearing
certain religious garb while being gangbanged orwhatever. The fuck? I don't know.
You're three things if you're from overthat you're Catholic, you're Muslim,
or you're Jewish. She ain't Jewish. She ain't Catholic, so I kind
of narrows it the fuck down.She's Muslim, well starter, showing her
face, I mean, being sexpositive, leaving the house. I mean,

(43:52):
if you really want to get intoit, getting married, getting divorced,
drinking the car. I mean,there's a lot of ship that,
yeah, And I'm just like,just how the levels of cognitive dissonance I
don't understand because it is literally justgo team. What's what makes you guys
a team? Religion, some arbitrarybullshit skin color region we were born in.

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I mean, this isn't even like, it doesn't even make sense for
her to support Hamas. Hamas wouldfucking throw her off a roof of ability
because she's done lesbian portants, doesn'tlook favorably about homosexuality, and they don't
give fucking lesbians a pass, notthese motherfuckers at least. I mean,
if they're kicking open doors and draggingpeople in the streets and chopping them up,

(44:37):
you think they're gonna be like,you know what, we know Mohammad
is infallible and he's you know,the profit most high and all that,
But what he meant to say whenit came to lesbians was I'm just not
buying it. So that's what that'swhat, That's what I don't understand.
And that's where I'm just like,what fucking planet are we living on?
Where these people don't understand reality?Sorry, I'm looking her up. I
didn't know who she was. Ohboy, did you go? And I

(45:00):
need because if not, you mightget mad later. Nay, Bobby,
when did you look at this ship? Honey? Oh, you're right if
she has a h a Wikipedia?Oh, I bet she does. We
got a Poopipedia and Wikipedia. Yeah. Her stage name was taken from her

(45:22):
dog Mia and the American rapper Khalifa. Okay, yep, I mean per
Wikipedia, she's Lebanese Catholic. Wayshe was raised Catholic. Lebanese Catholic.
What does she give a funk aboutPalestine? He was born in I'm gonna

(45:43):
say this wrong. The root bautLebanon and raised Catholic? That is that
is? Okay? This difference betweenus eighty well, Chris, you don't
really count. I'll speak I'll speakas the white eighties kids versus the nineties
white route. I don't I don'tthink I've ever not known how to pronounce

(46:04):
it. Because it's always been inthe news when I was growing up.
Oh yeah, you know what I'msaying, Like, that's just how weird
this shit is, how how andnot And yes, this is not a
day you. I'm just pointing outhow shit comes into fucking favor and falls
out of favor with the public.Right, But I'm sorry. She moved
with her family to the United Statesin two thousand and one, leaving their
home in the wake of the SouthLebanon conflict. Yeah. Like Lebanon,

(46:29):
Like that's the thing. I wantto go there before I die, and
I probably won't because all the shitthat's been going and like it's just been
in turnmoil my entire life. AndI look American Strike one and two.
I mean, damn, dude,I could go back to Ireland. I'm
gonna stick out as the fat Americanimmediately, and then they're gonna be like,
wait a minute, your fro youhave negligible Irish heritage. Do you

(46:52):
drink? No, get the fuckout of our country. You ain't Irish.
Did you ever drink? Yeah?Quit no irishman ever quit drinking.
Get the fuck out of here?Is it? He's a spy sent by
the bloody English, I know it. Yeah. She came to widespread attention
after the release of a scene fromBangbros. In which she wears a h

(47:16):
job during a threesome. The scenebrought no why would she do that if
she's Catholic? The scene brought Khalifahinstant popularity, as well as criticism from
writers and religious figures, and ledto her parents publicly disowning her. Alex
Hawkins, vice president of marketing forex Hamster, said the outrage it caused

(47:39):
in the Arab world ended up beinga bit of the stris and effect.
Suddenly everyone was searching for her.The effort to censor her only made her
more ubiquitous. We stop acting likethe only reason anyone was interested in it
in her is because, I mean, was the fact that she did a
porn like that. Like people attentionwas brought to her because of that,
you know what I mean, sayinglike, let's stop it. She was

(48:00):
a porn star, all right,come on now? Yeah. Anyways,
I guess it must have been ataboo thing then, And I don't know,
it doesn't make a whole lot ofsense. One is a non religious
person. It's like when I watcha porn and they're doing stuff like jerking
off on crucifixes. I'm like,hot, that's just a weird thing that
to waste your nut on. Andthen second of all, like, how

(48:21):
do you even find out you're intothat? How does that accident? Right?
Get that? You know what I'msaying, How did you discover you
like to nut on a crucifix?You know, I mean not in some
strange places. I don't think acrucifix has ever been in danger of getting
the Peter North treatment from me.So yeah, I'm trying to think of
ever any of my walls. Youknow, no back pressure you if you

(48:44):
were hit fucking up that high goodlord, literally and figuratively. Well,
it's all I mean, this isthis is one that's not going away for
a hot minute. We'll be talkingabout Israel and Palestine for a while.
I'm sure came out and said theystarted the war, but we're gonna so,
I mean, it's gonna be interesting. Yeah. Apparently they went to

(49:04):
de Clare war and like we're tellingpeople they were gonna do it, and
everyone's telling them like hold on,and they're like, noop, you hold
on. They're not rolling through yourcountry and fucking up your people. Look,
Christ, I know it's a movie, but you can look up the
history behind it. Like Munich,you piss off the Jews, you forget

(49:28):
the Jews are from that same partof the fucking world and cultures in that
Like, yeah, they take this, like Chris was saying, they take
that shit seriously. Just because theypray to a different God doesn't mean that
they don't still have the same chipon their shoulder. So I'm just saying,
like, when the Israeli Defense Forceor the Special Forces get going into

(49:50):
high gear, I don't know ifwe'll ever truly hear how many fucking people
end up dead over this, whichis kind of ironic considering mid century funny
mustache Man in his relationship with theJews in twentieth century I met, Yeah,
I hate every damn bit of it. I don't understand. I'm sory,
I'm gona sorty. I'm just gonnamake this statement and then we'll go
away from it. But I don'tunderstand how here in the US we are

(50:15):
having pro Palestine wars or wars listen, pro Palestine rallies. I don't even
see any like pro Israel rallies.Why do we need to rally about this?
What is there to congregate over inthis? You know, I'm sure
you support, but we're not doingthat for Israel. And from my understanding,
from what I've heard, what I'veseen out there, there are more

(50:37):
people in support of Israel than Palestine. I don't know. I do you
know? There was a letter fromHarvard where a bunch of people came out
and signed it. Now like they'vea bunch of them lost job offers.
A few of them are retracting it. There a lot of blowbacks. So
have we finally found the thing thatyou're not going to be allowed to be
super well, that you're not goingto be allowed to be super welcome?

(50:59):
Is this the one? Or peoplecan't just take it and be like,
no, fuck that because you're racistif you criticize it somewhat. One person's
tried saying that, how's that workingfor him? Though? Oh but you
can trust that a lot. Firstof all, one person in the news
is saying that half a fucking exor Twitter whatever the fuck it's called,
are saying as well, I meanI as much as I fucking keep a

(51:22):
lot of the more vocal political peopleat bay Online in my life, like
I'm friends with I've even seen shitthat's made it through. There's a whole
lot of you know, if youif you don't, if you don't say
anything in support of Palestine, I'mjust going to assume that you're okay with

(51:43):
Israel and all the murder and genocidethat it's done. And I'm like,
oh, sure, okay, right, don't give the fuck. I'm gonna
drop dead one day. Not oneof those people that you're thretting over will
care about me dropping dead. Andguess what, You're going to drop dead
one day and all the people herefretting over and go and give a fuck
about you dropping that either. LikeI'm all for trying to better your community,

(52:07):
better your environment around you. Thisain't your community, this ain't your
environment, it ain't your fight.It's your pure main character syndrome American narcissism
that thinks you have to have anopinion and insert it into anything here.
Shut up and go sit down.It's just another thing for us to choose
sides on. But most people,to be brutally honest, including in my

(52:30):
opinion, all three people on thispodcast, are not fucking academically qualified to
go into any type of deep divewith any other academics or with any academics
period, And neither is most ofthe people who are hollering online about this
shit strung that we strongly Really,you're gonna condemn one side and ignore the

(52:51):
other side's exacts an atrocity. Socool, I mean, here's my thing.
I just jill. Let's just admitwe're picking and choosing what we get
offended over, and let's let's admitour hypocrisy. We pick and choose over
what deaths matter to us and whatdon't. I'm just honest. It don't
affect me because I don't know thesepeople. But I'm an asshole. Stend
me an Israeli flag and a Palestineis like, I'll fly both them,
bitches. I don't give a fuck. I'll confuse it, and I'll wear

(53:13):
red and blue and drive the hoodconfusing the fuck out of everybody. I
don't give a fuck. Be dressedlike Uncle Sam driving the car. I'm
talking red and blue for crips andbloods. Oh there you go, drive
down a Crenshaw with the Palestinian Jewishflag. See walking while wearing blood colors,
and just watch people be like everyonewhoop yours. Yeah, we don't
know whether to your world star andwhoopers ass or this is the boldest motherfucker

(53:37):
we've ever met in our lives.Man, make you king either way,
either way you're on the internet.Yeah, either way, I got my
clout. That's all. Thank youfor visiting Christopher media dot in that.
Thank you for visiting Christopher media dotin that. All right, let's get

(54:02):
something that absolutely does not fucking mattereven less in my opinion about this fucking
situation in the Middle East. Buteverybody's talking about it, or they were
until this situation in the Middle East. That's fucking Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift.
First of all the memes, that'sthat's why I'm here, folks,
you know why I'm here. AndI saw one that said Taylor Swift makes

(54:24):
music for girls who give toothy headand I cannot get that mental picture out
of my mind. And I kindof feel bad for Travis Kelson, you
know, like I find that funny, and then I should. But it

(54:46):
is really just from a sports fanpoint of view, like I really don't
care who an athlete is fucking aslong as it doesn't affect their performance in
there, I just don't give ashit, Like, I know, it's
possible for athletes to have crazy,insane off the field or ice or court

(55:07):
social lives and then be beast onthe field. Derek Jeter looking at you,
Michael Jordan looking at you, youknow what I'm saying. Like,
so I kind of feel like bothparties want attention, and I mean this
relationship is like, does anyone elseget okay? I'm just gonna say,
does anyone else feel like this isa very contrived relationship? Well, if

(55:29):
you want to bring it on backto conspiracy theories that I've heard several regarding
this relationship. Now it's a conspiracytheory. I just think it's two ego
maniacs and they're fucking their teams behindthem, going, you know, if
you're gonna date her or him,we could make we could improve both of
your brands. So god forbid,if something happens and you do split up,

(55:52):
both of you walk away in amuch better financial situation. I think
that's possible. I don't even thinkthat's why. Is that a conspiracy theory?
That's call you never fucking It's calleda publicist job. I've heard this
is a move by the NFL toattract more female fans. That plus Taylor
Swift cozying up to fucking Mama andthose the okay, first of all,

(56:16):
the fucking luxury box like paparazzi shotsof her like, Apparently now there's a
bunch of women who think that's whatfootball is like. If you go to
a football game, and I'm like, oh boy, if you date a
dude who can only afford the nosebleedsection, you are in for a rude
awakening because that is not what afootball game is like. About the Silver
Dome in the eighties, I mean, as just those luxury suites are not

(56:38):
what games are like. So Imean, and then the second one is
God, it really is embarrassing listeningto the small percentage, but very vocal,
small percentage of women who are justthe flawed type of persons who they
find like a colonel out of aboutsomething and all of a sudden want to

(57:01):
fucking act like experts on the ship, and they go online and just wreck
themselves with their own ignorance. Imean, have you guys seen some of
the like the takes no, no, like what kind of takes? Why
is the game so violent. Ohmy god, really, why is it
called football? But they're all onlyall using their hands? And these are

(57:22):
real people. These aren't plants ortrolls. These are verified accounts. I
don't know what that means anymore.And I dude, I'm gonna be honest
with you. I didn't go downthe rabbit hole enough to fucking track down
see if these people were real.But I mean yeah, and I mean
it like there's the joking types thatare like, oh, I'm really into
it because you know, I'm aswiftie and she's dating some football players.

(57:43):
So cool, it's cool to likefootball. It's like, you know what,
at least you're honest. I'll giveyou an a for honest. These
ones are like I've always liked football, really, okay, all football,
all football? Really college tom Bradygo to? Right? How many Super
Bowls as he won? What wasthe name of Tom Brady's coch on the
New England Patriots. That one I'llaccept. I'll accept that. I'll accept

(58:06):
a first or last night. Ibet you know those things though, to
like football because I don't know shitabout it, but I like watching it.
You admitted it. We just admittedit. We have a live We've
won live with us right now.I mean I do like watching I don't
like watching it because a Taylor Swift. I like watching football. You know,
to beat you guys at fantasy.But hold on a second second.

(58:29):
To be fair, you've never claimedto be a huge fucking football fan with
a fucking deep pool of football knowledge. Like, you're not going to sit
here and debate the difference of thepros and cons between a forty six defense
and a Cover two or a Tampatwo. No listen if someone's claiming they
have a lot of football knowledge,Okay, but just to say, like
I get really into football. Iget really into football, and I like

(58:52):
college football personally, but I dowatch pro whenever college is on a level,
like on Sundays that would be theonly day it would be, Well,
Thursday one day. There's college footballon almost every day of the week.
If you are down to watch thelike, yeah, nobody gives a

(59:15):
fuck teams. I used to doit because I was a night owl and
I was a fucking musician aka prettymuch unemployed, and I stayed up all
night, so I'd leave ESPN onin the background while I'm fucking doing whatever
the fuck I'm doing, And Ilook up and I'm like, what Hamilton
School of Law and Sanitation? Whatthe college game am I watching? Yeah?

(59:40):
No, no, I'm respects Howardteam to get out there be like,
oh shit, dude, you knowI found out that going hyper local
for a second, Lawrence Tech hasa football team. Why that's what I
said? They play high school teams? Does Redford Union need someone to beat
up on Clarenceville? Don't what conferencethat Lawrence Tech has a fucking football team?

(01:00:02):
That blew my fucking mind. Ohgod, okay, I'm sorry as
we stepped out. Sorry yeah,oh no, I was just saying I'm
a spoiled brat. They only incollege football, like watching is SEC.
Well, because you live in SECcountry, that's and it's the best country.
Yeah, it's the best college footballconference money can buy. Yep.
Yeah until next season when the Bigeighteen happens. Oh god, that's kind

(01:00:27):
of thing they are. I can't, I can't. I can't have a
requiem for my for my former lovefor college football because it's just they've killed
it. But anyways, Taylor Swiftfootball. No, look, I'm not
one of those people that are likeHey, any fucking you know, I
don't want any Taylor Swift fans footballfans. I don't care what music you
listen to. People lots of peoplewith horrible taste of music or football fans,

(01:00:51):
and I managed to enjoy football rightalongside of that. When his relationship's
over is when we're gonna find outwho the truth, who who really likes
football, and who was there forjust a good time, you know what
I'm saying. And I like,I almost hope they break up soon,
just so we can get to thatpoint and all your swifties, I know,
there's gotta be like one or twolistening, because I know like half
a dozen of all ages and gendersor both genders. And I'm like,

(01:01:15):
really, like, you're a riderdied Taylor Swift that much? Okay,
dude. She's been around for awhile. She has been. She started
when she was like sixteen. She'sbeen around like fifteen years, fifteen sixteen.
Yeah, she's like barely in herthirties. Yeah, she's like,
yeah, she's the early thirties.I mean she's still older than now,

(01:01:36):
but yeah, true, yeah,it's thirty three. That's crazy. She's
ancient compared to you. Yeah,I know, I know. I mean
we might have to explain to youwhen you get your period. Like you're
a big girl now and you're growingup. So wow, he's made a
weird rich Now she's too young.Go talk to your mother. There is

(01:01:58):
that more realithic eude. I don'twant to hear about that. Go talk
to your mother now. It's now. It's weird that she hangs out with
does a podcast with two forty yearold dudes every week. She's that young.
Oh, anyway, she started performingin two thousand and four, and

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she started performing in country. Yes, like she was a country artist.
I remember that. Yep. Itwas like, who's that buck tooth homely
looking chick? And everyone's like,oh, as Taylor Swift, she's great.
I heard her, and I'm like, that is the middle of the
loaf of white bread if I've everfucking heard it. I always thought I
was wrong until a couple of yearsago. I thought she came from one

(01:02:43):
of them stupid music shows. No. I thought she was like she had
an American idol, like runner upor some shit. No, was she
like an online thing, like becauseJustin Bieber used to he was like doing
videos of him playing guitar and singingfor a couple of years before he got
fucking Usher discovered him. Yeah,let's see, how so Taylor's you know,

(01:03:07):
how did Taylor Swift get to feed? Well, I mean so,
since Taylor Swift is aimed at theyounger you know crowd, I got signed
when she was fourteen. Once again, so since Taylor Swift is aimed at
the younger crowd, like, youknow, a lot of like people into
Taylor Swift, Jess, yes,have they got their period? Like I
was, I wanted to ask thatkind of a creepy joke way, but

(01:03:29):
then I'm like, no, waita minute, are they children? Because
that would make sense. No,I know, right at my age group
is where I see a lot ofpeople going being like hardcore swifties. She
got discovered at a she had ashowcase at the Bluebird Cafe in Nashville,

(01:03:49):
and that's how she got signed.There you go, what my theory that
once again, if like half thekids I knew personally growing up had parents
who gave a sake go fuck aboutany of their musical talent and would have
just nurtured it just a tiny bit, how much different would a ship,
because that's insane to me to thinkof being signed to a major label at

(01:04:10):
fourteen. You know how much fuckingwork your parents and you put into that.
Oh yeah, and you are fourteen, you have nine years you can
reliably remember, and they've all beenworking towards that. That's your life,
right for a true musician. Hey, that's I get to work in music
for the rest of my life andmy family set me up to do so.
Hey, hell yeah, that's musicto music to my ears, no

(01:04:30):
pun intended, but yeah, that'sit's kind of nuts. So all right,
I mean I never said she wasn'ttalented. I just said she's not
my thing. Yeah, she canwrite a pop song. It just as
yeah, they might they might think, oh, it's like it's like the
uh oh shit, you guys haveboth seen my name as her? All
right, yes, yes, joy, I cannot remember the actress Kelly is

(01:04:56):
your name? Jamie Presley? JamiePresley, her and Margot Robbie look like
they could be sisters. And ifyou if you get a picture of Jamie
Presley when she's younger, with theright haircut, they look exactly alike.
They looked like it's the same person. And that's it's not limited to those
two. There's a meme floating aroundwhere it's like eight or nine Hollywood actresses
in the last thirty years, andyou go, Jesus God, they all

(01:05:19):
are interchangeable. That's Taylor Swift.If I heard a song and you said
that's Taylor Swift or that's some newpop star I've never heard of, I'd
be like, Okay, I believeit. She's just generic. I don't
know how to describe it, becausethere are songs that I've heard that I've
always thought were Taylor Swift, andnow that she's becoming more ubiquitous and we're
all becoming more familiar with their catalogand like, oh that that's no,

(01:05:42):
that wasn't a Taylor Swift song.That's yeah, I understand what you're saying,
the musical version of a loaf ofwonderbread, but apparently everybody fucking loves
it. She's like the biggest thingin music right now and looks like it's
going to be possibly ever, likeshe's she might be getting close to dustin
those four guys in Liverpool. Doyou remember like a decade ago when it

(01:06:03):
was oh, it was horrible,how the pop charts could have been dominated
for so long by artists and blahblah blah to the point where they had
these record blaze you know what I'msaying. It was like, why is
Pink Floyd had the longest album onthe Billboard charts? It's because white male

(01:06:23):
privilege and all this. Okay,So we're ten years down the line from
like when that really started gaining momentum, and Beyonce has broken a ton of
records right as far as sales andyou know, hits, and so's Taylor
Swift basically everybody but white males.Beyonce is the most awarded artist in Grammy
history. Now, okay, soand these are not white males. So

(01:06:46):
where's the vitriol and the hate forall that? Why do why do you
get? Why do these people getto monopolize their profession like this? And
it's not problematic, but it's problematicwhen people who look like Chris and I
did it and believe me, Swiftiesit's coming. It will be problematic if
Taylor Swift starts overtaking the wrong people, mark my fucking words, especially wh

(01:07:10):
all the Swifties turned into middle agedwhite women. But we already know how
that goes. It's okay to hatean artist because you don't like their fans
want you guys all turn into Karen'slook out. Well that's the thing,
though, is that like they,she already has a lot of at least
I don't know eighty babies who loveher, you know, like she is.
She's not. She does not justcater She absolutely does not just cater

(01:07:33):
to like high schoolers anymore. That'snot her demographic. I know there's adult
males who are calling themselves swifties.That's super fun. That's like being a
furry. That's weird. I justassume they're gay. Well yeah, not
all of them, but as theswifties. Of the three adult males I

(01:07:56):
know who are self proclaimed swifties,yes to or gay? One is not,
and I'm like, bye, Idon't if he is. He's never
let the mask slip once and I'veknown him for going on thirty years,
so that's I just think he's gota really huge crush on Taylor's and he

(01:08:20):
hides it behind. I'm a swiftyeI love her music. I've known someone
for thirty years. A guy yourfriends can always surprise you. Yeah,
but no I really think it's morealong the lines of you want to fuck
her, and so you tolerate hermusic because you want to fuck her.
That's what men do, andn tolerateshit because they want to a woman.

(01:08:42):
No, honey, No, Isware to god. You learning the saxophone
is the way I just wanted tospend all weekend. Yes, I love
the Twilight series. Let's watch itagain. No, honey, I'd much
rather sit here and just wow throughevery season of Grey's Anatomy rather than just
sit back and enjoy you giving mehead and enjoy the top your head for
in silence for fifteen minutes. Let'sdo you, baby, Let's watch Law

(01:09:03):
and Order again. None of thesetraumatic experiences coming from personal fucking experience.
This trauma is from that, notat all. We're gonna watch another show
about a missing white woman. Please? Is she blonde hair, blue eyed?
This time? Oh goodie, that'smy favorite? Oh we're not this
time around? Her name? Doesher name involve Natalie somehow? Okay,

(01:09:28):
all right, I'm on board.Let's go. That's gonna be a good
one. Alexis. Yeah, picka white lady name. She's been kidnapped
and murdered. What name would woulda name would mid thirty trans women pick
for themselves? It's the name forthese people. Go and miss Alexis.

(01:09:50):
That's a stripper slash trans woman nameXes. The giveaway is the ex folks
just saying, oh man, whatwere we talking about? Ah? Yes,
which, by the way, I'mdone with the wall to wall coverage
of her on Sundays. I don'tgive a fuck if she's at the stadium.
I didn't give a fuck that Eminemwas at the Lions game. Who
cares? You know, I haveto think that how many fucking times have

(01:10:15):
there been celebrities of I mean,yeah, I get it, I'm out
of touch with the you and I'mgonna yell at the clouds and everything.
So I'm old, But I getit. Taylor swips one of the biggest
fucking stars on the planet right now. I mean, that's that's worthy of
some attention. But let's be honest. How many fucking Jets Giants games?

(01:10:38):
Uh uh shit? San Francisco fortynine Ers games would there be fucking celebrities
at and it is not not asbig of a deal was made. That's
why I said, like, thisfeels really contrived. And I'm not saying
that they got into a relationship simplyto do this shit. But like I
said, marketing teams, publicists,yeah, this is what they're paid to

(01:11:00):
do. They're paid to take thesethings and turn them into events that pushed
their client's brand higher and higher,get their Q rating higher because the more
money their client makes. Guess what, the more money they make. Well,
to be fair, I don't thinkshe needed help raising her profile.
So the one I heard that wasabout publicity was her best friend is Sophie

(01:11:23):
Turner and Sophie Turner and is itJoe Jonas or in the middle of a
messy divorce one of And I hatethat I know that, but yes,
but that's like all that anyone that'slike all the those sorts of articles we're
talking about were Sophie Turner and theJonas brother and their divorce. So people

(01:11:44):
were like, I bet she calledup her bestie Taylor and she was like,
I just can't handle being front pagewith this anymore. And Taylor's like,
I got you boo pulled on andthen she started dating Kelsey. Okay
that I don't have an estrogen ora god nature nor man made Vagina enough

(01:12:05):
to follow any of that bullshit conspiracylike that is like there's higher profile players.
She could have went after you knowwhat I'm saying. You know Tom
Brady single, right, Yeah,that would have been too obvious though,
Aaron Rodgers for Taylor, come,well, she apparently likes the mustache.

(01:12:26):
Isn't he always in troubles Rogers,I mean, he's a fine trouble.
The moral police get pissy at himbecause he said shit like he's gonna go
to a retreat and do ayahuasca.But he did call in on a podcast
because Kelsey is doing commercials for Pfizer. Right, hey, hold on,

(01:12:47):
okay, you just there you go. Congratulations. Just you just made me
talk myself out of yeah, orinto thinking like you're thinking, like,
yeah, he would be a problembecause Taylor Swift is like, no,
I'm trying to like I'm trying tolike target middle American men. I want
to I want I want to tryto get them on to be swifties.

(01:13:08):
I don't want conspiracy theorists. Sogive me Travis Kelcey and Travis I like
my men. I like my mena little ruggets. You're gonna have to
not shave and grow something out.Well, a podcast I listened to says
they're gonna get married because if youlook at her track record, this is
her first jock and he to usehis phrasing. There's a big difference between

(01:13:31):
art and musician dong and jock dong. So I think she's having an experience
she's never had before and they're gonnaget married. He's getting dug out,
he's digging tunnels like Charles Bronson inThe Great. I've made this point.
I make it every football seas.I made it on this podcast. I
probably make it every Sunday after likefour drinks on a field of twenty two
dudes, Travis Kelcey looks big ona field of twenty two larger than average

(01:13:54):
men. Travis Kelsey looks large.Oh yes, okay, yeah, Well
here's the deal. Okay, andgirls, huddle up. I know you
need to hear this. The loudestones chirping about they need a big tall
man, might as well just saywhat you really want, sweetheart, because
we all know your shit's so blownout and dug out. You need a

(01:14:15):
motherfucker to basically put on a swimmingcamp cap and do a fucking like triple
Indian too, that motherfucker and thenbackstroke through it. So you need a
big, fucking beastly son of abitch like that. I mean, has
been with a lot of dudes.We get it, sweetheart, Okay,
you need to accept that if Taylor'shad coitus with half of them, She's
had a lot of dudes. Bythe way, I've listened to enough Howard

(01:14:40):
Stern. I'm gonna tell you what, the dudes with the biggest dicks,
nine times out of ten are goingto shock you in the height in the
park Because the biggest dude I rememberhim talking to on Howard Stern, was
five foot six and he was packingthirteen like over, like a bit over
thirteen. Dude, most women wouldn'tlook because he's fucking no. He was
hard. Yeah, softly, No, that's a leg when you're five what

(01:15:00):
six? Jesus God. According toWho's Dated Who, Taylor Switchers had fourteen
relationships. So yeah, like Isaid, it makes it. Let the
fucking it's like when it started withJoe Jonas. According to this, he's
the first one in there. WhatJoe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer,
Oh, come, on John likeher and John Mayer just hung out

(01:15:20):
and like fucking had a bite toeat because John Mayor, John Mayer.
It was John Mayor in two thousandand nine and twenty ten. Oh that's
when he was yeah, yeah,that's when he was saying shit like,
yeah, Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm. That's John Mayer. And Jennifer Anderson
was too sweet to talk about oursexual life. But Jessica Simpsons she a

(01:15:42):
hoe from way back. That's JohnMayer had what we like to call the
holodex. That was dude. Hestarted off strong like his first big,
fucking like front row acquisition for histeam photo was Jennifer Love Hewett and then
we're talking like two thousand and twothousand one. Yeah, he has strong
team photo. We can get intohis later, uh, Jake, Jillenhall,

(01:16:03):
Will Anderson, Harry Styles, ConnorKennedy. I don't even know who
that is. He's a weird lookingon Harry's Okay, Harry Styles. I
do not get Like, I mean, I understand women think he's attractive like
in general, but I just lookat him and I'm like, well,
you a goofy, pug nose lookingmotherfucker, Like, I like you look

(01:16:25):
to type. He looked like typeof kid that tried to like act like
he was tough on his first dayin a new school and got the shit
kicked out of him to the pointwhere everybody just picked on him for the
rest of his life. But yougotta remember, ladies, he can sing
and he's got that British accent.Listen, he he is kind of cute
in the face. But have youall ever seen how he dresses. I've

(01:16:46):
seen. Yeah, he's trying tothe last couple of years, he's trying
to be fucking David Bowie. Yeah, he's doing the androgynist non bininarreas and
he's trying to push that bullshit eventhough he's crushing pussy. Like, really,
how many dicks have you I was, mister non binary. Yeah,
it's given just a lot of LadyGaga vibes. They pay attention to me
vibes. He's gonna be thirty soon, right, which, But by the

(01:17:10):
way, I just want to sayreal quick, I am starting to see
since we're kind of talking about youdid bring up Bowie, So this is
what this is what made me thinkof this. I'm starting to see a
massive backlash towards Sacred Cow musicians fromlike the like the very tail end of
millennials into gen Z. There's nolove for the Beatles. They hate the

(01:17:31):
Beatles. Yeah, Eric Clapping isnothing but a giant racist. I mean
they they hate Bowie. Dude.I had a twenty two year old breakdown
why Bowie was a fascist? WhatI swear to God? And I was
just like, wow, okay,Like I didn't know what to say because
I was like, first of all, there was a lot of claims that

(01:17:53):
I was like, ah, thoseare dubious at best. I've never even
heard half of these, and prettymuch the source was trust me, bro
I read it online. Oh,but a couple other things, a couple
other things. I was like,you understand he was like when he was
the thin white Duke, he wasusing fascist imagery as part of the character,
just like uh ziggy start a heuh spoiler alert, David Bowie was

(01:18:17):
not an alien? What yes?Yeah, so I mean like it was
a character, but yeah it's nope, doesn't matter, And I'm going,
okay, I mean, dude,it's just I'm just saying, like,
there's it's amazing the just disdain,and it's like the arbitrary pickup point where
they give start giving musicians a passseems to be some point in the eighties.

(01:18:40):
Oh yeah, but by the timethey existed, shocking. Well,
I mean, I've asked a fewtimes. I'm just like, why I
do like all these eighties and like, we're listening to Motley Crue, def
Leppard, Well, and we're listeningto that, but you won't listen to
lou Reid because he was transphobic.You're listening to Motley Crue. Not have
any problem with that music? Youknow what I'm saying about my Snozyny right
away? They have an album calledGirls, Girls, Girls, So I

(01:19:04):
yeah, I like as much asI defend gen Z a lot on this
show, this is one of thosethings. I'm like, y'all are being
stupid about this. If you genuinelydon't like the Beatles, like one of
our co hosts, that's fine,but just to hate them, because hey,
everybody else I know hates them,so fuck it. I hate them
too. Like I could tell you, and I could show you why I

(01:19:26):
dislike certain bands and musicians I likeor did I dislike. I could give
you sound reasons. I don't feellike I'm getting sound reasons from this.
Besides, everybody hates them now,and also boomer music boomer bands, Yes,
that's determining got used actually now Ithink about it, but I don't
even have the energy to even justifyto those people how of the music they

(01:19:46):
like wouldn't even exist for these alot of these quote unquote boomer bands.
And that's where I'm like, Okay, if you don't care for the Beatles'
music, if you have even themost rudimentary re understanding of recording techniques and
the evolution of them and the quantumleaps that were made between what sixty three

(01:20:11):
sixty four in the mid seventies,I mean because like, really the techniques
pretty much were perfected by that point, and we started improving upon what and
looking for ways to improve upon whatwe were recording onto. Yep, that's
the transition from analog tape to digital. Yeah, yeah, I mean we're
we're about toppreciate the choir we knowwhy? Yeah, No, it's like

(01:20:34):
you can you can appreciate how someonefurthered music without having to like that part
of furthering music. Yeah, there'sa lot of country I feel that way
about a lot of country. Ifeel that way about a lot of bluegrass
players are amazing musicians and guitar players. I can't stand and listen to it

(01:20:55):
at a technical extreme metal acts arein vainly technical. I mean like,
I will put some of the shitI've heard up against the best musicians I
know at picking out and nailing timesignatures and go do it, and they're
like, the fuck I give aThey're all over the place. I don't
even know how that. I don'teven know how they make that work.
I don't want to listen to thatmusic, though, So I understand that

(01:21:18):
I don't hate these bands. Idon't feel the need to tell everyone anytime
someone goes I enjoy these bands,I'm like, no, they fucking stuck.
You see what I'm That's the difference. You get what I'm saying.
Yes, okay, I'll gladly dothat with any hades air metal. Yeah,
I'll defend a certain segment of eightieshair metal and the one and I

(01:21:41):
didn't understand for many years why Idid until I got older and I and
I actually started doing some digging,and I basically before they locked the internet
down back in the wild West dayswhen you could find anything on the Internet,
and I found all types of scannedguitar magazines. I was like,
all these fucking guys that I loved. They're playing, but I didn't care
for their tone or their image oranything like that. They all had jazz

(01:22:03):
or of blues roots, and theyjust ended up in a hair eighties hair
metal bands because hey man, itpaid the fucking bills. And like the
minute they got like Marty Friedman fromYou Heard Megadath at the beginning of this
show, Marty Friedman, the guitarplayer from that song, when he left
Megadeth, started making smooth jazz.And I'm not exaggerate, and that's like,

(01:22:27):
like you heard that song, golook up his smooth jazz. Listen
to that. That's what that man, That's what got that man interested in
guitar playing. That's what got thatman interested in being a musician. I
mean, so they both did,but I mean, like that's his passion
because he recorded that knowing he wasn'tgonna make a dime. Most likely he
recorded Megadeth knowing that's a pay chet. Just pointing that out. So yeah,
it was amazing. I found likethat's the common thread. And a

(01:22:50):
lot of the bands I didn't like, the guys were just kind of hacking
aka poisoned. I don't know anyonedefended C. C. Deville's guitar playing,
even he won't defend it. Ihang out with people that will,
and every time I get drunk andPoison comes on, we get in this
argument. It works for Poison,but it's oh, I what did you

(01:23:11):
say, Jess, That's gonna bemy next song pick. Every time,
I'm just saying, like, thebest you can say is he works for
Poison, But does Poison really workfor anybody? So I mean, that's
the best you can say. Mybest friend thinks Poison is the greatest band
in the world. Dude, Iwas in a band with a singer like
that when they saw him when theycame with Motley Crue. Recently went and

(01:23:35):
saw Brett Michael's party Gras when itwas here this summer. Okay, I'll
say this, Brett michaels out ofall the fucking bad metal eighties metal singers.
I think he's probably held up closestto the best as far as his
voice goes. It's true because Iheard Vince Neil recently. Well, first
of all, Vince Neil looks likehe was wearing a moo move Vince Neil.

(01:24:00):
Yeah, like he looked like Homerwhen Homer got too fat, we
got disability, and he just worea moo moo and a shower cap.
If you to put a shower capon Vince Neil, I'd have been like,
that's the that's the living embodiment ofHomer Simpson when he's too obese to
work right there. And I don'tknow what the fuck key he was trying
to sing in, but dude,he danced around every note that would have

(01:24:23):
fit in the key that song wasin and didn't hit any note that fit
in the key. That's always ohno. The last couple of years now,
there's been a lot of videos goingaround to them playing live where he
just does not sound good. Yeah, So I mean, I'll give it
up Brett Michaels and and I willsay this, he does seem like a

(01:24:45):
stound businessman in the realm of therock world, because somehow he still has
a career and he makes a livingoff of it. And I mean,
like Ratt, it ain't playing fornobody this weekend but Brett Michael. Yeah,
and never forget he got to livein a house with a bunch of
hot chicks and eliminate them rock alove. That was one real Oh god,

(01:25:10):
that's one debate. That is debate, a debate of the validity of
the hot part. But the restof it, that is that is a
reality show. I actually watched.I actually made a time in my life
to watch that show. Okay,here's the test though. Were you single
or were you in a relationship ordid you start watching it while in a
relationship and then became single and keptwatching it, Because I don't think that.

(01:25:33):
I think it was the reverse.Oh so you were the you were
the corrupting influence. As far asI think it was the house lived this
horrible ship, well, I thinkit was the house we lived in.
It was off something for us towatch after football, because when you're in
your twenties and it's Sunday night atten o'clock, you don't want to stop
partying. Yeah, but see,my crew was like, it's Sunday night

(01:25:55):
and we've been on riting. Firstof all, that's that happened a lot
more than I'd like to admit,And Sunday nights. It was like Man
Sopranos or or something like some oneof those shows like we yeah, no
Sunday nights too. It was alsoEntourage night before you know terrible. Yeah,

(01:26:17):
they're like the three and a halfseasons. They had a good run.
Yeah, that's what's it. Thewhole Meda Yine storyline started. That's
when it started going downhill for me. Once that story like a premiere,
like they did the con the episodewere there at con Camp whatever you pronounce
it at that film festival. Iwas like, Okay, now they got

(01:26:41):
some work to do because he can'tjust boom bounce back and dude, that's
exactly what happened the rest of theseries. Anytime something bad happened, out
of nowhere, here comes some director, I want to put you in my
movie, and it's like there wasno fucking and no point. Was was
like when Martin Scorsese just hauled Ariout to Blue and it's like I want
Vince in my movie. I'm like, yo, really, this is some

(01:27:03):
jumping the sharks. That was anotherthing too, going over the shark.
Yes, I remember bitching about it. It was becoming predictable, Like I
remember sitting there going off. Guys, come on, we know this goes.
It's all gonna fucking work out,and shockingly it would. I mean,
the season started doing drugs and shitand it and like the season ending,

(01:27:24):
he got in a fist fight withEminem Like I was actually like,
okay, hold on a sec.But then I I I immediately was like,
within the first second, within tenminutes of the second episode of the
next season, at the very latest, this entire season will be dismissed.
And for the most part it wasbecause what they do. They had the
he came out back from rehab,they had the party and he was like,

(01:27:45):
I want to show everyone that Icould still drink and party. And
then he went back to drinking andcasually drinking and party and never had a
problem with drugs again. That's howthat goes. Yeah, yeah, and
Hollywood fucking cemeteries are littered with thefucking body. He's a fucking actors and
actresses. I thought, that's howlife goes. Yeah, okay, so
yeah, I was with it uptill till the end of the Median like

(01:28:09):
filming shit like that stuff was finefor me. But after that it was
like, yeah, that that gotstupid real quick. Hi, welcome to
the Entourage podcast, where we talkabout shows that have been over for twenty
or excuse me, started twenty yearsago and have been over for going on
fifteen though. Yeah, we weretalking about Taylor Swift. Now we're talking
about Entourage. Ironically, Taylor Swiftwas signed the year on Entourage premiered.

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See I can tie see yep,that's how I tie him together. She
was signed in two thousand and four, right, yes, yeah, see
boom, you don't listen to mypodcast, but I listened to my own
podcast. That's well, have yougotten all your all your swifting out of
your system? Oh? Yeah,I mean there's only one quite, there's
only like to take it to themost base shit at this point, like

(01:28:53):
where to your raider on the scaleof hotness? And that's about the only
place to go. And for me, I think Chris and I are both
like eh and a pretty strong yeahfor Taylor Swift. So I mean I'd
like to see her gain about twentypounds. That's just me, dude.
She yeah, like not my type. I'll leave it at that, not

(01:29:14):
my type. A little body shadeif I'm going for for the songs dress.
I'll take Adele either either version.I didn't even have to say it.
I was just like, just letthe silence sit there for a second.
He'll say it. But see Adele, Adele is like can also sing.
She could wail oh no, andshe sing her ass off, And

(01:29:39):
at one point she was carrying aroundan ample amount of ass to be singing
off. And she was doing itlike she's pretty faced though, you know
what I'm saying, Like she waslike she was just she was a even
though she was bigger. Yeah,she was still pretty. She wasn't like
she wasn't like Gorge Rotha Destroyer.That was because that's just like, that

(01:30:01):
is no one who is so hideouslyugly. I'm almost like, I'm like,
I'm sorry, but then it opensits mouth and it says it's a
ten, and I'm like, fuckthis thing. This thing deserves all the
hated kids. There's plenty of pretty, bigger women, just not oh at
all. And I mean, like, honey, if you had to open
your mouth and said you were aten, I had I personally know dudes

(01:30:23):
who would take the hit. I'mjust saying they'd be like, you know
what, put her face down inthe pillow girl, your dreams and I'm
like, that's why you got twentykids and you're only fucking twenty three.
There you go, exaggeration. Noone has twenty kids. Sticks is the
most those dugger people than they have, like almost twenty kids. No,
I'm talking about my group of friends. Oh no, Yeah, there's people

(01:30:45):
that treat vagina like a clown car. Yeah, fucking for for sure,
Like just load them up and thenunload them like, dude, no,
like you could come someplace else,just saying shoot it into a sock,
dude, Like, come on,that act does not have to end in
nine months later. Hey, wegot to think of it. Get a

(01:31:05):
new baby book. We've went throughthat one. Jesus said, I could
only come in the pussy. CatholicChurch says the poopholes, the loophole,
So figure it the fuck out andleave me the fuck out of it no
matter what. Sorry, I don'twant God involved in my fucking, and
I'm pretty sure any God that existsdoesn't really want to see me fucking either,
So it's a mutual stay over there. I'll stay over here, leave

(01:31:27):
me out of that shit. Myson. God's like, don't bring me
into this. We need that tropall right, do we have anything else?
I almost feel like we need weneed to dedicate a certain segment and
like actually do some production. Andit's just justice conspiracy points, the newest

(01:31:49):
one that's caught her eye. AndI mean I could join in, like
special guest Uncle Richard, I comein. I'm like, you know,
yeah, this week I read thiskind of makes sense to say I haven't
seen any good conspiracies this week though, But again, I've had to avoid
a lot of social media because that'show Russell Brand's just vanished, like farting

(01:32:11):
to wind. Yeah, well,I mean it gets to a point when
it comes to accusations like that whereit's like shit or get off the pot.
You either arrest him, in chargehim, or you have really we're
talking about talk. At that point, there's nothing, there's salsays on,
no stake, there's no substance,and if you're trying to cancel someone,
the worst thing to do is tokeep pounding away and harping at the fact
that he's not being arrested, he'snot being charged, because that's just you're

(01:32:35):
basically drawing attention to the fact thatthe authorities can't do anything with them.
I just my initial reaction to thatwhole situation was just after seeing all those
videos we've shared in our chats,I was like, huh, and now
he gets the scarlet a Like it'sit. It's our society scarlet a right
now. Like even like if you'reconvicted or even if you're cleared of it,

(01:32:57):
it doesn't matter, Like what's toask land who in court was found
No, you're good, doesn't matter. He ain't getting his Wick and Morty
job back. Public opinion, publicopinion's not changing on him. Yeah.
I just tried to look up likenews about Russell Brand, and all it's
talking about is how Rumble. Iguess their stocks down because Russell Brand was

(01:33:18):
a huge contributor to Rumble. Andwhat that leads me to believe is that
people are they're believing the allegations.They also brought up Andrew Tait in that
article though, which now I haveto know, isn't that another guy who
had a bunch of shit thrown athim and he was cleared of the problem.
The problem with Andrew tail Okay,first of all, now this I

(01:33:39):
can speak on a little bit.I've watched a lot of Russell Brand's videos
in the last two three years,Russell Brand and Andrew Taate, outside of
maybe setting their crosshairs on some ofthe same targets, nothing alike. I've
heard Take basically talk about beating andrape and a woman in submission, and

(01:34:00):
I'm like, wait, what thatis not Russell Brand whatsoever. I've never
heard Russell Brand like, outside ofjoking and playing a character stand up obviously
putting, you know, putting onehundred on ten, I've never heard him
fucking like advocate for violence or sexualviolence against women as a means to control

(01:34:20):
them. Yeah. No, he'sall love and light. Now. I
mean, if you want to fuckingsay that that type of dude makes you
suspicious because we've all known the malefeminists who you know, I believe all
women and blah blah blah blah blah. Of course you do, because you
rape almost all women. Yeah,so of course you know that when they

(01:34:41):
say you're a rapist, you believeit because you are. You're a piece
of shit. That's I mean,I know a lot of people say that
they've had that, they say theyget that vibe from Russell Crow or Russell
Crowe, Russell brand uh for I'vehad people say that for over a decade.
To me, now, I don'tget that vibe from him. I
get him he's a little hippie dipand he might be a little burned out,
but for the most part, Ithink he's well meaning. I can't

(01:35:03):
say the same for Andrew Tate anda rant. Sorry, I just want
the Internet. That's fair. That'sfair. Andrew Tate left me with a
really bad taste in my mouth wheneverI first started seeing him pop up,
like I'm sure he did for alot of people I live, by the
way, real quick, I justwanted to cite my source. It's short
pat of Taku. That's his YouTubechannel. Look up his video on Andrew

(01:35:24):
Tait and he has the clip ofAndrew Tate saying it in that video,
along with a bunch of other clipsthat I didn't quote. So for anyone
going, oh, he's just pullingthis out his ass, don't attack me
because I'm the messenger at this point, go attack the person who put it
out. I'm sorry. Go ahead, just oh no, just just that
I he popped into my I thinkit was probably TikTok. It was TikTok

(01:35:46):
or Instagram, but I would justsee like little clips of Andrew Tait,
and he has a very interesting wayof talking, and he just he did.
He caught my attention, but hedidn't win me over as like a
fan of his. But then hebecame one of the that was saying like
he became one of the very outspokenagainst the vaccine, very outspoken about government

(01:36:06):
overreach and all of that. Andthen all of a sudden, he's in
Romania and whoops, he's human trafficking. Imagine that that's the only reason I
know anything about who he is.No, Yeah, and he for sure
pissed out. He that's this isthat you live by this sword. This
sword comes back to kill you.His whole thing was pissing on people via
posting online. And that's what gothim popped in Romania, supposedly, was

(01:36:30):
his dumb ass was sitting there withfucking three fucking pizza boxes next to him
from a local pizza place, andall they had to do was google that
and be like, well, what'stheir delivery range? Okay, where's the
mansion? Right? Yeah? Nothard to fucking figure out from there.
So I don't know. I like, there's there's a lot of reason to
think that he was targeted because hesays Outland a ship. Here's here's where

(01:36:51):
I will just be honest with you. I don't know if the clip I
saw with him just saying some Outlandas ship for shock value and to be
an edge lord. Because we've alldone it. Everyone on this podcast has
done it. Whether you've done iton air or not, you've done it.
I know you to both you toowell and I know myself real well.

(01:37:11):
So we've all said some shit justto say some shocking shit. And
if someone clipped it it presented thatin and of itself with no context,
Yes, I could understand where I'dbe like, that's bullshit. But at
the same time, man, thatclip I saw that was I don't know.
I'm just saying if that was ajoke, I need to see the
entire clip because I do not understandhow the delivery was supposed to be amusing,

(01:37:38):
funny whatsoever, I mean at all. So there you go, all
right, Well have the show asa bummer. Half the show was fun'
gonna go out on We're gonna goout on the fun No more bummers,
uh, Because yeah, I feelingthe next few weeks are going to be
interesting. Uh So go to thesocial media and find us at Jen Exhausted

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(01:38:20):
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