Barbie Girl

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Thank you for visiting Christopher Media dotyet. Thank you for visiting Christopher Media
dot Yet. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm Rich, I'm
Jess. We have returned. Yes, and you know, kind of an
eventful week. Well now, ifyou live in the Detroit area, whatever,

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Yeah, Detroit Lions took a shipin the NFC Championship game. It's
a feeling I'm used to. Didyou know we all got a little bit
ahead of ourselves at halftime and bythe end of the game it was like
this. It was more like,this feels comfortable. This is where we're
supposed to be. But anyway,Yeah, so what's the first thing on

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the docket? Did we pick afirst thing for the docket? I don't
think should we spend the wheel ofdestiny? Should we invent a wheel of
destiny to spind Yes? Yes,absolutely, well in go ahead and dive
and talking about Barbie. Barbie's alot of it. Yeah. We did
end the show last week talking abouthow we did not give a shit about
the Academy Award nominations, and apparentlya lot of people gave a shit about

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the Academy Award nominations because I guessMargot Robbie and Greta whatever the fuck her
name is both got snubbed for AcademyAwards. And is it really a snub
if your source material is a toy? Like is this is this being mad
that Mark Wahlberg didn't get an Oscarnod for Transformers or what I was saying

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in the pre show that I'm gonnawatch it. I'm gonna watch the movie,
and I mean, I'm not abig movie person, so I'm gonna
be pretty critical of it probably,but like I'm very I just just have
some context for what we keep talkingabout, because this is our third week
talking about Barbie now. So I'llwatch it and I will report back on

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if, like if there was somesort of incredible act that should have been
recognized. Can't be that good.I'm now in the camp of this movie
cannot be as good as everybody saysit is. It's a movie about fucking
Barbie. Yeah, well here's okay, here's leok get this out the way.
First of all, it was,oh, it's snub snub. How
can a movie be nominated for BestMovie or Best Picture but the directs will

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not be nominated? A quick Googlesearch will tell you that like this has
happened twenty five times out of thewhate hundred years they've been doing or close
to one hundred years, whatever itis they've been doing the Academy Awards,
So a quarter of the time thishappens. This isn't unprecedented, unprecedented,
This isn't unheard of. This isjust women who had zero care about the

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fucking Oscars until the movie they likedso much last summer. It wasn't celebrated
in a way that the media couldpresent to them to be happy enough.
Now they care about the Oscars.Now they're experts on the Oscars. The
cynical side of me says, thisis the Oscars way of getting people to
care about the Oscars one way orthe other, because they learned the hard

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way after the Will Smith slash thatjust the opposite of love isn't hate,
it's not given a fuck, anda lot of people just didn't give a
fuck, especially after that Will Smithbullshit, so they rather, Hey,
if you hate me, at leastyou're paying attention to me, right,
just like any fucking narcissistic little child. So that's what I think. The

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first one is what is going ona lot of these women speaking up and
posting articles and having all these hottakes, have no idea about the history
of the fucking show that they're tryingto act like they're experts about the other
thing. That's just my theory ofwhat the OSCARS is doing to remain relevant.
Yeah, I mean, I agreedwith everything you just said. I
think this is I think too itAnother thing that I have no interest in

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seeing this movie is I'm not interestedfor two hours and hearing that my penis
makes me a bad boy, likeand I think that's another thing, like
this is what it talked truth topower about the patriarchy. How can we
not recognize it because maybe it's afucking piece of shit? Is this is
anything I feel the winds the waythe winds have blowed the last ten years.

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Is anything made by a female allowedto suck? Because if you're looking
for equality, you got it.No, it's not allowed to suck.
You're not allowed to criticize it.And I go through this, I go
through this, thank God only online, with like a literal handful. I
can name all three people they havefingers left over in my hand. But

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I go through this online with friendsof mine who, for whatever reason,
if it's got someone who they thinkis representative of them, be it.
They're gay, black female, youcan't criticize it. Why shield? Why
do you have to open your mouthat all? Why do you have to

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have an opinion at all? Youdon't like it? Okay, get on
with your life. I'm just sittingthere going and these are the same three
assholes who will fill up my timelineand if I let them with them hating
on shit because that's all they knowhow to do. And I always direct
the same questions back at these people, same questions back at you. I'm
waiting for an answer, and usuallythey'll fucking just hurl an insult at you

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and then go away. I didn'thear I didn't hear anyone like Raving about
that. I didn't see anyone likeRaving. It was just I was cute
or being like for being a male, So like, why just automatically that's
another Just we've heard like half ofwhat you've just said. You are going

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wildly in and out and right nowyou are out. How do I sound
them not coming through? Oh yeah, you're clear of well. Making a
note to edit all this out.Yes, no, she's mute them.
That's taking the downtime to load upmy pills for the next two weeks.
It's a process. Okay, right, you probably don't want to hear it,
so I muted the mic. No, dude, I go to my

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mom's and just A is off thecall and she's got her fucking you got
like two or three of them,motherfucker. Well, luckily for me,
only one of the pills I takeis prescription at this point, so the
rest of them and yes, okay, keep talking though, Okay, let
me go back back into my point. What are we doing here? Do

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we move on? Are we donewith Barbie? I just wanted to see
if you were going to break up? No, yeah, no, that
sounded fine. You can kind ofyou can start your whole Barbie point again.
Okay, Well, sorry about that. What I was saying? What
was that? Why is it?Why is it such a snub? Why
does it have to be just expected? And where is the quote unquote equality

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with them giving Well, they thefemales obviously needed an oscar nomination. If
the man got it, that's notequal, right, I guess you do
you want my answer or what theirtheir answer is going to be, well,
here's the there's I can take awild guess. I put a lot

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of money out it. If Iwas a bet man. They're never gonna
be happy no matter what the Academydoes. If the Academy nominated nothing but
female directors, female directed movies,if they if the if the Academy didn't
even hold Best Actor they just hadBest Actress and Best Supporting Actress. Why
is the majority of white women stillwouldn't be enough? It would be something

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like that, or well there's historicallyokay, here we go. See this
is this is why I know we'reassholes because we sit on the show every
fucking week and talk about this thesepeople. But here's the deal, Like
I don't engage with these people inreal life, Like the type of people
who fucking get worked up about thisship I don't really want anything to do
with. Like, who the fuckis really worked up about this shit?

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That's when you really think about it. It's a bunch of people online and
because corporate America is fucking retarded,they think, Oh, because the most
vocal minority online has been making alot of noise, that's the dollar we're
gonna Chase. Hey, you stupidfucks with your MBAs and all your bullshit
degrees, You dumb coocksuckers don't understand. These fuckers don't leave their house,

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you stupid bastards. They don't fuckinghave jobs half the time. How the
fuck are you chasing a dollar fromthese idiots when they don't have any fucking
money. Did they not teach youthat in business school, tumbass? Oh
please, let's make let's let's keepelecting politicians from lawyers and businessmen, because
those are the people we should haverunning the world. You are at the
right meeting this week. I havenever understood catering to the vocal minority.

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It makes no You are a dude. You are a cuck for fucking corporate
America. Tell me how the fuckthis makes sense. Well, actually,
they're finding out that it doesn't makesense because two or three years are chasing
all this bullshit. Yeah, theyhaven't seen the returns they were hoping for,
and a lot of these a lotof these companies are abandoning all all
this de eye bullshit. No,it's because the fucking thirty year old fucking

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blows into their whatever department. Freshottict, you know, with their masters,
agree whatever tells them this is howshit is now, and they go,
Okay, that is almost exactly whathappened at bud Light, which, by
the way, I just think it'sfunny that bud Light is now sem I
forgiven by people who drink bud Lightand the other halfway are still horrified that

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anyone is ever drinking bud Light,and I'm just like, it's been terrible
the whole time. There's that,And also I'm just like, how much
of this controversy, this controversy isn'treal at this point, Like the bud
Light fans half who were going backhalf we're still holding out. Okay,
anyone who wants to drink bud Lightdidn't stop drinking bud Light no matter who
the fuck they gave a can withtheir face on. That's just not how

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shit works, all right, period, Like there's no controversy. Everywhere you
go is still default pretty much budand bud Light is on tap. Correct.
It's been a while, so I'vebeen in a bar, so forgive
me, well not that long,but so I've been drinking in a bar.
Forgive Chris. You're the expert orclosest we have. Is it still
pretty much bud bud Light on tap? I mean, actually, I haven't

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seen bud Light around in a while, like it really. I see Coors
and Miller everywhere, like the barsI go to. Yep, yeah,
there you go. Let's see onceagain. Is it a controversy. No,
they just apparently don't offer it anymore. I guess. I drove by
a party store I used to workat the other day. They had out
front a fucking twelve pack of budLight eight forty nine out the door.

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It's like, damn, wish Iwas like, which I still drank beer?
Like that's twenty years ago? Priceseight forty nine out the door.
Yeah, packs and deposits. Yeah, they made sure that was highlighted on
the sign. Yo, for seventeenbucks, I can get a case of
beer. It's bud Light. ButI'm just saying it, like god,
damn, I'm trying to think thelast time, Like dude, they're giving

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that shut the door for seventeen bucksand then rebates on They had rebates on
it this summer where you could getit for ten bucks. You could get
a case for ten bucks something.Why am I fucking seeing all these people
fucking just know that we don't careabout the controversy and anybody's just drinking bud
Light and all these dude blame me. I see a lot of pictures,
a lot of my fucking whiskey tangofucking I read. Hold on, I

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talk about people I know for likeoffline and I'm friends with online, and
I'm seeing their pictures. They're alldrinking bud Light and these are fucking these
are redneck motherfuckers. These are Miters, Michigan rednecks. I mean, it's
sure, I mean, but onlineain't real. I'm just the stuff I
read is that there is a largefinancial hole and at AB and Bev that

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there was not a year ago.They are still recovering to get their market
share back. Medello is the numberone beer in the United States. It
has been since the last spring.Really yep. Well with these retards don't
know it's it's distributed by the samecompany, so they're like, Okay,
one of our brands just switched.So you know, it's just like the

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idiots who you know, we're burningtheir cure rigs and Nikes that they already
paid for, like they already getthe money. You dope, right,
you were just hurting you at thispoint. Yeah. Basically, hey,
look I'm throwing out two hundred dollarsall right, well WHOOPI Goldberg said that
it was not an injustice about thebarbie the nomination. Okay, what is

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the injustice? Supposedly Greta Gerwig didn'tget nominated for director if there's three females
nominated for Best Director this year,by the way, and Margot Robbie didn't
get nominated for Best Actress. Okay, Well, it is nominated for Best
Picture, which means if it wins, both the Directorta Gerwig and the one
of the executive producers, Margot Robbie, will be on stage to get an

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oscar. So why is that notbeing talked about? And once you ask
that question, you opened up Pandora'sbox and it basically turns into why are
they stoking the flames of hate aboutthis shit? And then depending on how
cynical and fucking Machavellian you think thesehow cynical you are, and how machavellian
you think these people are who godown your your rabbit hole, what are
they upset about? By the way, being nominated doesn't mean, you're going

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to win. Are they going tobe this upset if they don't win.
It's they're upset they didn't get nominated. That's okay, But think about it.
I really never read a reason,Okay, you didn't get nominated for
Best Director and Best Actress. Butthey're both part of the creative team that
would get an Oscar and are nominatedfor Best Picture. They are nominated,
they're acting like, oh, they'regetting snubbed. They didn't get snubbed.

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They didn't get nominated in the categoriesthat you want them to get nominated in.
By the way, you're ignoring thecategory they did get nominated in.
Well. It's the other thing,too, is this is a group of
people that needs to I think that'swhy being the artist community didn't fit,
because they constantly need validation. Idon't know about one of those people.

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Then they have awards for each other, and then they their own industry puts
on their own awards, and thenthey bitch that the awards aren't Like what
how everyone was bitching what was Oscarso white? Or whatever the fuck that
shit was a few years ago,bitching about the Academy. It's like,
aren't aren't these your peers, likethese aren't like these aren't like randos that

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they pull out of the Midwest,Like, aren't these peers from your industry?
In fact, aren't they voted inby you? Oh but we're not
supposed to know that. No,I absolutely need their validation. They didn't
fucking get it, and now wegot to hear about it. Oh we
talked about it? Was it lastweek week before? Whatever? It was?
Uh, how, if you're reallygonna be honest, shouldn't it be

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like what the people choose, thepeople who actually spend their money on the
fucking products. Shouldn't their fucking opinionsand how what what they have to say
be considered higher than a bunch offucking people bending over backwards and have their
own farts. And the answer isyes, if you're logical, if you're

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reasonable, if you're being excuse me, if you're being legit about you want
to try to give an award forthe people that the entertainment, that were
entertained by it and what they thoughtwas entertaining. But that's not what these
award shows are about, because ifthey know people, we'll pick the wrong
movies. That's exactly what. That'sexactly what it is. And dude,
I dealt with it in the musicscene, I know you did. Like

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we we had a co host.We had a co host who was like
that, I don't like this bandbecause I don't like their fans. What
are you five, dude, Seriously, it's the wrong People have the wrong
opinion about something, so I don'tlike it. Now you're a fucking child.
Grow the fuck up, dude,Like, I don't know. I
mean, I think you only havepeople like that to just throw the fuck

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up. I think you only haveto go back five years to where everybody
on the left was sucking Elon's cock. Yes, the only people who weren't
fucking sucking his cock were the peoplelike authoritarian communist, like like a douchebag
in my family declared himself. Andhe's like, oh, I hate Elon
Musk, And I'm like, whywhat do you hate about him? He's
don union, but he pays morethan fucking most auto plants outside of Michigan,

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has better benefits than almost every autoplan outside of Michigan. Do I
need to keep going by the wayall without a union? But go ahead
tell me why you hate him.Cricket, Like, I don't understand what
is the ultimate goal? Here?Is the ultimate goal to have a living
wage, to make a living Andalso, I mean I've heard about I've

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heard stories. I don't have confirmation, so I won't throw out any numbers.
But I mean, like your averagefucking line worker at Tesla is making
six figures in a state with nostate income tax. They're doing pretty good,
I'm guessing. So what more doyou want? Why do you hate
them? Oh? Because someone toldyou to hate him, because someone dug
up something about a human being andit's something that you find reprehensible or disgusting.

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Yeah, congratulations, you dig upenough about including yourself. Anybody will
find something to hate anybody else for. So it's that's what I'm saying,
dude, Like this is, thisis I have a hard time, Like
what the fuck? All this hatredjust goes It's like blows in the wind.
None of it's real. None ofthis shit is real. But these
people fucking drive they dude, wejust talked about it. Corporate America was

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so fucking fooled. They thought thata bunch of blue haired, fucking baristas
who live in their basement are gonnafucking save them and carry them in the
next generation of brand recognition and embedthem into people's life. No, idiots,
that's not how this works. It'sjust sh tired because you sit here

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and have these conversations and you getexactly what's happening right now, either dead
silence because people agree with you.It's more art goes over people's heads and
they're just looking at you like you'restupid. These by the way, those
are the same type of people thatwhen you use a word they don't understand,
they call you retarding rich. Whereall of this comes from, its
back to more when I was talkingabout this is kind of this is all

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rooted in just shoving college down everybody'sthroat, because you get these people right
out of college and they get thesejobs in these positions they have really no
They have the education to be inthem, but they don't have the experience,
and they do all these shit thingsand make all these bad calls rather
than I don't know, people whomaybe have had experience in the field,

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have maybe tried and failed things,and no one works and what don't and
then you get this ship. Well, it's the same fucking shit. If
you're in any service industry, youhad to have seen it in the last
five years. Definitely post COVID,which is almost five years now, but
definitely post COVID. It's way toomany fucking people who really shouldn't be getting

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listen to in the corporate ladder puttinga whole lot of emphasis on anonymous reviews
online. And it's okay, guys, I'm gonna need an answer for both
of you on this question. I'mgoing to ask, Okay, participation is
required. When you go online toread reviews and you see a five star
review you that is all caps,best thing fucking ever gave me an orgasm

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so hard, I saw Jesus,And then you see one star reviews,
all caps worst fucking thing ever,worse than getting fucked up the ass with
a meat hook I saw Satan.When I use this product, do you
fucking take any of that in theconsideration or do you start looking for the
oh, I don't know, morenuanced review other things those people have reviewed.
Yeah, yes, if that'll tellyou right away if they're real or

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not. But you get my point. It's like, are you fucking serious?
And the worst is like, atleast if they took the time to
hit caps lock and type something.At least they fucking went did the bare
minimum, Like various people, theyare just one star. Oh yeah,
Oh, all of a sudden,all these middle management, useless, redundant

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cocksuckers. Oh we can't have that. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Have you been in a fucking storefrontfor more than five minutes and fucking the
last five years? You know what? This is what I'm saying. Corporate
America has no idea what the fuck'sgoing on. And it's just exactly why
you said, Chris, A bunchof fucking thirty year olds who don't know
shit about shit and have spent halftheir fucking life in school, and fuck

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that, have spent most of theirlife in school and fucking cunt hair out
of it in the real world walkinginto a boardroom telling people this is how
the fucking youth think. Really,where'd you learn that? What youth?
You hanging out with? Home boy? It's just so fucking irritating, And
it's the same thing that drives corporatemedia. What's going to get people to
click? Let's get lowest common denominatorsshit and dumbasses fall for That's why you

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can't fucking do a Google search withoutfinding twenty fucking bullshit results and maybe two
useful fucking links and scroll down.Here's at this point, I feel like
the first dozen results all have thelittle sponsored thing by him. Do you
know how little faith I have incorporate America to do and act in its
own best interest? At this point, I would almost rather the fucking Church

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have as much fucking influence is theyhad thirty forty years ago again, rather
than corporate America have as much influenceas they have now, because at least
the church is competent in keeping peopleignorant and fucking pacified. Corporate America don't
know what the fuck it's doing,and it's just stirring the pot and creating
nothing but division and hatred, becausereally, you think without some goals to

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make a profit, you think whatthe people are slaves the social media they're
not being successful. I disagree withthat. I think they're doing their job
very well. I think they thinksocial medias are one of the uh what
people got bored with TV? That'sthe new pacifier they used to keep us
docile and stupid. My point is, what the fuck are they using to
keep your docile, stupid with wejust talked about five years ago, Musk

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was a fucking hero to the left. Now he's the anti Christ. Why
because the media told you. Whybecause some douchebag with a degree and no
real world experience told someone who's gotway too much money and owns a fucking
news network this is what you needto put out there. It's not based
in reality. It's not based onwhat fucking the truth is. It's based

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on what we think is going tofucking sell. And we don't care about
the ramifications that roll out from this, And part of the ramifications are exactly
what we talk about every week,the dumbing down of this fucking nation.
But that's been going on since beforewe were born. No, not really,
dude, not really, really lookat society before and after TV.
No, I'm not talking about opinion. I'm not talking about anecdotal evidence.

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I'm talking about empirical evidence. IQsand test scores have dropped sharply in the
last decade, and really so inthe last five years. Now, why
is that, Well, the criteriahas changed for i Q test and test
scores, Well, those are alli Q doesn't mean anything anymore because it's

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a right wing white supremacist, youknow, usual fucking shit. It's somehow
transphobic to so obviously, yes,I mean that's that's why. But you
look at it, Look at what'shappened. Attention spans plummeted through the fucking
floor. Breeding levels plummeted in thelast ten years. Dude, education was
trending upwards into the like what latenineties, early two thousands, then it

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essentially plateaued, had peaks and thatlike little highs, little lows here and
there, and then seriously dropped offin the last five years. What really
started this descent about ten years ago. Go look up the go look up
the info yourself. Don't trust me, don't listen to me. Call me
a fucking dirty lion cocksucker through whateverdevice you're listening to this on. I
don't care. Just go look upthe fucking stats. It's the same bullshit

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we're being sold about the world isgetting worse. No, the world's actually
getting a lot fucking safer for theaverage human being. It's a lot fucking
safer than it was one hundred yearsago. But you won't let your kids
play fucking two houses down from youwithout fucking being sitting sitting in the front
yard where they're playing part your asson a lawn chair because you're convinced that
your kid is so ultimately kidnappable andfuckable to every child unless you're running around

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your neighborhood, which is everybody you'renot related to and only half of who
you're actually related to. Because that'swhat the media tells people. And why
because it fucking sells, dude.That's why. When you have profit with
no moral fucking no moral restrictions,you get this shit. But the shit
we bitch about every week. Butif it bleeds it leads is not from

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the last five years. Man,No, this is not it bleeds it
leads. This is weaponized. Thisis this is all advice is connected to
that. This is all an offshootof that. Absolutely they've perfect, Dude.
We go through this when we tryto talk about a news story.
Half the time, our fucking bubbles, our little digital butt made bubbles,
if they don't have if the vendiagram of them aren't overlapping, we don't

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even know about the stories half thetime. Now you can sit and say,
well, media manipulation has been partof fucking the US it's part of
Americana as much as as the nuclearfamily, especially post World War Two.
I'll agree with you, but we'veperfected it and they've weaponized it to the
point where we're seeing real time results. It's not the decay over a generation

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or two. We're seeing it inless than a decade. Man. And
here's I think it's been. Ithink it's been a gradual dissent. I
just think the internet's poored eccellerant onit, which is amazing that the world
of knowledge is at everyone's fingertips,and so many people just don't care.
We are not meant. I don't. I don't believe we're meant to have
this knowledge at our fingertips. Ourbrains can't process at all. It's overwhelming.

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When you had people who would spendtheir lives and dedicate their lives to
like collecting knowledge so they could belike basically hawking, you know, Library
of Alexandria or some shit that waslike that wasn't everybody. That was very
select people who basically made a consciousdecision to dedicate their lives to the pursuit

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of knowledge. Now, the pursuitof knowledge, it's it's not a it's
not a it's not a journey,it's not a path to get all you
know whatever about it. Now it'sjust you type it into something. And
what happens when when you have somethingso readily available, What if we learn,
let's look at something in the lasttwenty five years. How has music
been valued or devalued in the lasttwenty five years since it's just been readily

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available to everybody with the touch ofa buck. It depends that there's it.
You're if you're a creator to doubleedged sword, right, it's it's
it is devalued your product immensely.But as far as being able to create,
I mean like the gatekeepers are gone, Like you could pay you you
turn out the gatekeepers were what we'regetting people paid because the gatekeepers were the

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fucking people sitting in the fucking offices. And this goes back to what Frank
Zappa said in the eighties, inthe sixties and even into the seventies,
those guys they knew they didn't knowshit about shit, so they just gave
moneies to the art They get moneyto the artists and let the artists do
what they want. And as FrankZappa said, you ended up with a
lot of bullshit if you also endup with a lot of genius music because
the money people understood their place.We're here too, fund and help you

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facilitate making it. I'm I'm goingto spend a buck, hopefully we both
make two plus my dollar back.Yeah, but think about it this way.
You're thirteen fourteen, you're just gettinginto music now. Instead one hundreds
of dollars, you could spend likethirty bucks on an app, be making
music in a few hours, andit can be out and people can be
hearing it within a few days.My point is, okay, now,

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that absolutely that is getting your musicout there, getting it recorded. When
I say devalue, I'm not justtalking about monetary and it just so shows
the difference in how two musicians canthink about this shit. I'm talking about
the fact that you got what twoto three seconds to get someone's attention before
they go click next track. Soyeah, you can get your art,
You can get your art out there, you just can't get anyone who with

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an attention span to listen to it. That ain't changed from now. As
the music director, if something wentbeyond ten seconds, me and my boss
are looking like they better start singingreal fucking soon because people are going to
be hitting the button. And that'sonce again we wonder why music has taken,
by anybody's fucking metrics and standards,a nose dive in quality in the
last forty years. What was commonnominator thinking appeal to the most people as

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possible with a little risk as possible. Yeah, that's called business. Okay,
that's called business, and business willfucking lead everyone around them dry.
And then what like if McDonald's triedto make a hamburger specifically for every single
customer individual, that that business modelwould have lasted two fucking years when you

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put profits over everything. Okay,So if you start a business, you're
going you start a business. Okay, fine, if you start rich,
you start a business. What's theif If profits aren't the what's the point?
Okay? If I'm starting Okay,first of all, let's let's play
this fucking imaginary game of me startinga business. Okay, let's say I'm
starting I don't know, record label. What is the point of starting a

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record label? To get music andart out there that I think needs to
be heard? Then you're then therethat you're not a businessman, the place
money. Like anything you start,any whether no matter your intentions, and
rich. No matter what your intentions, there's going to be a profit and
a lost statement. I just realizedwe're talking once again. This is I
go through this with so many people. I just I guess I need to

(29:06):
preface every conversation with this. Okay, if you're going to just default back
to the either or false falsehood,dude, you can have people who are
artistically fucking aware, have some sortof moral compass, and businessmen and they
can work together. Why is italways okay it's either profit or art and
you can't do anything to mixtitute.Why is it all this? This all

(29:29):
goes back to what I'm saying.We have been fucking conditioned with this fucking
either or left right, Republican,Democrat, black white bullshit. How many
fucking times we got to learn theworld is nothing but fucking gray area.
I never once fucking said put artover all profit, but I have heard
motherfuckers say put profit over all artand then bitch about the lack of quality

(29:52):
art. But what the fuck didyou expect? Make me understand your thinking
if that's how you think, becauseyou don't tag. My question the point,
you're trying to make something for generalconsumption, you gotta please everybody.
Whether it's music, whether it's fuckinghamburgers. You're gonna make something for general
consumption. It's gotta please everybody.So if it has to please everybody,
even if it fucking destroys that becausemost common denominator, hey fuck it,

(30:18):
serv and play basically dog fits.We're in a capitalist economy. They don't
have to buy it. God lovelapse Catholics, because they fucking just trot
that loophole out, don't they.Look, you guys are all the same
when it comes to a fucking corner. Here comes that loophole. Well,
it doesn't matter. They don't haveto do it. Okay, okay,
because we're gonna act like that's everybodysituation. I mean, dude, it's

(30:41):
just okay, you know what,how about this, I'm done, next
fucking subject. Thank you for visitingChristopher media dot that. Thank you're for
visiting Christopher media dot that. Okay, as far as I knew, we're

(31:02):
stilling Barbie, so we can moveaway from that. Don't like. Sorry,
our EMO argument is flogging up theline. Here we have the u
a w president. Sean Fan goeson Fox and lists five key reasons why
Trump lost union endorsement. Because hedidn't dance for you during your strike.

(31:23):
Because he didn't dance for you duringyour strike. Because he didn't dance for
you during your strike, and becausehe didn't dance for you during your strike.
That's that's what I felt reading thatwhole article. That's the tone I
took from that Biden danced, hegot our endorsement, which, yeah,
Biden being the first president ever toshow up on a picket line because president
supposed to be neutral. Was itthe same plant where he told the fucking

(31:45):
line worker, I don't work foryou. That would have been nice,
right. No one's paying attention,so they could have got away with it,
and most dumb asses would have beenlike, oh wait a minute,
is that the same place? Yes? Okay, First of all, you
know anyone in the union around here, Chris the auto union? Uh?

(32:09):
Non anymore? Okay, My experiencethis, well, the union has a
shit sorry brand fart. The unionhas endorsed President Biden, and all majority
of union members going, oh,I guess what the union said we endorse
Biden? I guess we have tovote for Biden. Those days have been
gone for a long time, longtime, like before my grandfather retired from

(32:34):
Detroit Diesel and he retired in eightynine. So I don't know what the
fuck anyone thinks this means. Besides, the Union is going to give more
money to the Biden campaign than theTrump campaign because maybe five percent of union
members will be swayed by this fuckingdecision. But most Union members I know
are more blue collar and conservative thanthe average person in Southeast Michigan. To

(32:55):
anybody I know that would be inthat ILK, definitely is the Trump supporter.
That's what I'm saying. Anybody Iknow who works for a living,
like does a labor job, isa Trump supporter. That's what I'm getting.
So what is It's still just mymind? When did it? I
think we talked about this, right, we were both drunk in the two
thousands, because when we were little, the Democrats were the lunchbucket crowd and

(33:20):
the Republicans were the elites. Andit is flipped, Oh yeah, the
Democrats don't trust anyone over thirty,don't trust fucking you know, don't trust
anyone who uses fucking big words whenthey don't have to and throws their degree
in your face. Now, Ithe first time in like the late two
thousands when I started seeing like prominentleft left whatever, I don't talking heads

(33:43):
talk about like blue collar in aderogatory sense and use it as a pejorative
At somebody, I was like,that's weird. You're Democrats. You know
what I'm saying. You're like,we don't want your blue collar ass voting
for Obama anyways, But when didthat happen? And I mean, here's
blue collar people and black people havea lot more in common. I don't

(34:05):
understand. I know a lot ofpeople who are in the unions or work
in the auto industry and are insome form of union. None of them
are big fucking lefties. I mean, there's beasts. You say they're like
me, they're left leaning, butthey're definitely not like, Oh, the
union said we're supporting Biden I haveto vote for I mean, to me,
honestly, this just is them tellingus who they plan on donating more

(34:27):
money to. Outside of that,it's about as relevant as when a musician
or politician makes a big deal aboutwho they endorsed. Who gives a fuck?
Yeah, if this were, youknow, in this area, if
it were like, you know,forty to fifty years ago, this might
be a big deal. And canI say this, This is just this

(34:50):
is being petty as shit for somereason. And I've I've been documented by
people I've worked for that I'm likea good judge of character. I don't
like that guy his face. There'ssomething when I look at Sean Fayne,
I was like, I don't trustthat guy. Fucking There's gonna be something
coming out about this dude. JustI just think that guy's up to something.

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And this is just my petty ass, capricious, arbitrary opinion on this
dude. But I guess to rubme the wrong way when I said,
you wore and eat the rich tshirt and the guy makes a half million
dollars a year. That just alwayshas bugged me, like when poor people
cosplay of the union. You're anAutoplan executive, Really you you really think

(35:35):
that we think that you're still afucking working class dude. Need to mark
this date so that whenever something likescomes out about him, we can't come
back and be like you called it. I can't. I can't steal the
ice crown it's one person, butyeah, it's I'm just trying to think,
like, what what fucking president inour lifetime do you truly believe would

(35:59):
be down to hang out with bluecollar people? And I swear to God,
the only person I can think ofis W. I think Barry would
hang out now just I think he'sbougie, you know, boogie Berry.
No, when he was younger.Yeah, now, no, he wouldn't
just walk into a bar and startchilling there unless that bar was in a

(36:19):
very specific neighborhood bush w. Yeah, I could see W. Clinton like
the whole Like remember when Clinton wouldgo jogging and he'd stop at McDonald's and
get himself a even though he's jogging, he's gonna get McDonald's because politicians.
And it always was like, dude, you're not eating at McDonald's. Get
the fuck out of here, youknow what I'm saying, Like who bought

(36:42):
that? We're a governor of fuckingArkansas. You probably fucking eating, like,
probably got some old black woman cookingyou up some shrimp, some gumbal
eyish, some shit like that.You ain't eating McDonald's every fucking day.
Get the fuck out of here.But I'm so blue collar. I eat
with the normal folk. I eatwith the peasants. Yeah, I eat
their I love their peasant food.Like I just I don't know, Like
I could honestly see w just showingup at a bar. Hey, let

(37:07):
me get one none alcoholic beers.I can see it. I mean,
I could picture the motherfuckers at thebar watching a college football game. Are
you gonnae them narrow dudes? Oh? Well, then then he'd be in
his heyday. Now, just thisis how much your age group sucks.
You guys are making non alcoholic beera thing. Okay, people in my

(37:30):
age group are stopping drinking. No, just the people you're around in your
age group, the hardcore ones ain'tgonna quit till at least the forties.
And you're like twenty nine, shegot a long waist before your friends are
Fortyes, that's true. Yeah,but no, I've noticed that, I've
we It's actually been a conversation inmy small circle. Is that, like,

(37:51):
people just don't drink much anymore.So I don't. I don't know
that That's what I got, thatthey just aren't to be a smoke more.
We eat well here, that's agiven because what we have as far
as decriminalized. We remember she's inTennessee. We have we have things like

(38:12):
THHC A and Delta eight that havepopped up that people have been enjoying.
But I mean that is becoming reallycommon. You do find more and more
people with their with their I takemy gummies for my anxiety, you know.
But I don't know. Maybe it'sa maybe people just can't afford to
drink. Maybe it's people used togo out and they don't go out anymore,

(38:37):
and like sitting at home and drinking. You can only do that for
so long before you're I think it'swhat Rich said earlier. They are coming
out with like alcohols that cost asmuch as like your mortgage payment. Yeah
yeah, And I mean like gogo out to eat too, though,
and get get a drink at whileyou're out at I guess my point is

(38:57):
like people are buying them. Somaybe just perhaps the people you know are
drinking less. But my point was, now, don't deflect from your generation
is making non alcoholic beer a thing. Sorry, I did the best I
could to stick up for your millennials. I try to see. I don't
feel like that's a millennial thing.I think that's a boomer thing. That's
fucking faded it back into the backgroundfor Gen X, and now millennials are

(39:22):
discovering it for whatever fucking things.All the breweries now are coming out with
their own non alcoholic broom like reallylike we're doing We did this in the
eighties. Nobody cared. Come on, it was you know what, it
was kind of crazy in Okay,geather around your little shit. It's a
storytelling with Uncle Richard. So aroundnineteen ninety one, remember I'm all of

(39:45):
like fourteen and at this point,so I don't know shit about shit.
I was totally going along with theolder dudes I was hanging out with and
we and it was playing in abandwidth. Now, these older dudes were
like range between sixteen and eighteen,and they got the bright idea, you
know what, we can't buy beer, but they'll sell us non alcoholic beer,

(40:05):
and non alcoholic beer actually has somealcoholic so if we drink enough of
it, we'll get drunk. Iwant to tell you what, fucking four
idiots fucking sitting there trying to poundenough non alcoholic beer to get drunk was
like, but oh jesus, noneof us got drunk, but we got
sick. So I mean, like, I don't understand, like, what

(40:29):
is the point of drinking non alcoholicbeer. And it's by the way,
it's not like this is like sometasty fucking craft whatever the fuck. Yeah,
it's like Michelobe zero or whatever thefuck. And it's like, dude,
Okay, I liked michelob Light,not michelob ultra. I liked michelob
Light back in the day when Idrank that was my go to fucking beer.

(40:51):
But I'm it's not a good enoughbeer just to sit and drink and
not get drunk off of that shit. Better tastes like chocolate or something,
you know what I'm saying. Ifeel like we're starting to live the standhope,
the routine. I'm back in myday we used to do crank off
of a titty dancer Like yeah,Well, I was like, you said,
hey, come on over, we'regonna drink down alcoholic beer. Are

(41:14):
you guys shitting me? I remembermy dad even told me, He's like,
you really have to like the tasteof beer to like that shit.
He's think, And most people don'tlike the taste of beer. They get
through the first couple beer and thenit doesn't matter. But I mean usually
talking about six seven, and theystarted going down real smooth. I mean,
no, six seven probably went downat the same time an average person
would probably take to drink two orthree. I'm not a good fucking judge

(41:37):
of character when it comes to thatshit. Most non alcoholic beer drinkers are
under the age of forty four.Gos I made it. See, this
is what this shit tells me.That you have people much more I don't
want to say afraid, because Idon't feel like that's the right word,
but much more vigilant about maybe tryingto police their drinking habits so they don't

(42:00):
become a drinking problem. That's whatthat sounds like. And I mean,
like I guess whatever. I'm justin the camp of you know, you
can just smoke weed, but maybeyour job won't let you. Yeah,
well, I mean or places thatyou can't do that. You can do
it anywhere, you just can't getcaught in certain places. That's what That's

(42:21):
how that works. This is whyI have the history I have and you
two are more stable. See,this is why you can't do that here.
I could do it here. Ijust can't get caught doing it here,
all right, So next subject,I'm trying to figure out fucking like,
how like what are we trying tosegue into here? There really wasn't

(42:42):
a big segue. That was nota we have kais are telling Oakland workers
to stay inside and avoid eating outof the office because of crime. Kids
are Yes, basically there is aneighborhood in Oakland. It's by the airport.
Shocking, Uh that. Yeah,the only in an out Burger to

(43:04):
ever close in seventy five years isgoing to close because the restaurant can no
longer guarantee the safety of the patronsand the workers. By the way,
I believe in a week there wereeleven hundred ish cars broken into They're this
in and out and yeah, andI guess this Kaiser Permanente is in this

(43:24):
same corridor. And yeah, they'rejust saying, hey, uh, don't
leave the building for lunch. Werecommend you don't do that. So,
yeah, how's it going, California? What is it that's making this place
so dangerous? They don't do anything, They're they're their law enforcement is fucking

(43:45):
nothing. Probably the say the policeprobably have about the same response time as
Detroit PD did ten years ago withfucking homicides, will be there in two
hours. You're not, You're justputt. You're just taking information for fucking
insurance and ship at that point,espcially if it's someone got their car broke
into. I'm surprised the cops evencome out for that and that air if

(44:05):
you know about Oakland, Oh yeah, I'm surprised cops even come out for
that. Oh no, because Iread about the in and out. Uh
how they did it was, Uhthe motherfuckers were robbing everybody in the drive
through. You ordered, you gotrob Yeah, okay. They were doing
a menace to society. I meana double burger with cheese, your Dayton's

(44:27):
and stereo. Yeah okay, likein the drive I got you all right?
No, like they were robbing thepatrons, yeah, the customers.
Yeah, yeah, that's medicine.You've never seen menaster society, have you?
No? Okay? He he creepsup on a dude to drive through
and a five point zero Mustang,hops in the passenger seat, sticks a
gun in his face and he's like, I want your stereo, I want

(44:47):
you Dayton's, I want your beeper, and get me a double burger with
cheese, and he's like, yeah, I need a double burger, I
said, with cheese, motherfucker,and yeah, so yeah, I'm just
like, oh, it's their menaceto society. They're just robin motherfuckers in
the drive through. Oh. Idon't mean to laugh, but it's like,
okay, hold on, this isonce again. Okay. So I

(45:09):
railed against corporate fucking nonsense and thefucking wake of destruction they leave in their
path. When are we gonna wakeup to this fucking bullshit just leads to
third world fucking shit holes with thisultra fucking far left nonsense of we don't
need any cops. Reality is whatwe make it. If we say we
don't have a problem with crying,then we don't have a problem with crying.

(45:31):
Really, really, here's your fuckingend result, you cocksuckers. Yeah,
because righteous as I feel my angerat corporate America for their disregard for
the damage they cause in the searchof the ever fucking burgeoning prophet. Fuck
these motherfuckers on the far left draggingthis fucking country into some fucking Central America
shithole. We used to have adude on this show who would go down

(45:54):
to those fucking places and tell ushorror stories about what it was like to
live in those areas. And guesswhat, it don't sound that fucking different
from the area in Oakland we're talkingabout right now. Yeah, Like there's
like the like I'm terrified because itseems like my whole life, what goes
down in California seems to sweep therest of the country and this whole like

(46:15):
like Gavin Newsom has driven that fuckingstate into a fucking ditch, and people
are talking about he should run forpresident, Like, no, we should
not. Okay, if we actuallyever heard anyone in real life think you
should run for president, yes,yes, yes, absolutely. There was
a lot of people that were,like, the only reason we don't want

(46:37):
him to run in twenty twenty Bidencan beat Trump. He can't wait till
Trump is either too old, deador does his second term then run him.
That's the Democratics parties and a lotof Democratic people's minds and strategist minds.
I guarantee you they're thinking that's theace up there sleep because I don't
even that is well. You haveto remember in American politics, just because

(46:58):
he's a useful fucking piece on thechess board. Doesn't mean he's gonna end
up being the king. He couldbe used in a political oakie dokee at
any moment by the Democratic Party.Throw him out there as a fucking is
basically chum. Let the fucking Republicansfocus on him and the back door another
candidate in at a fucking later hour. It's not unheard of. And this

(47:22):
is just this is just dirty politics. This is just fuck dirty pot This
is just politics, that's all itis. So, I mean, you
got to remember, like he he'sgoing to have a role to play if
he's chasing power, because the DemocraticParty will use him to their best benefit
and not his. If he's smartand he's chasing power, he might he
might be able to parlay this intosome kind of fucking position higher than governor

(47:44):
of California. But I don't seehim winning as president. His record's not
going to hold up and fly overcountry. Yeah no, I'm on the
coast. I think he's a superstar. Yeah you ask it. Yeah,
come talk the shit you talk inCalifornia. Go try that and fucking independence
Missouri. Tell me how that goesfor you. Ow Beto o' Rourke found
that out the hard way, talkingall that we are coming for your guns,

(48:07):
and I'm like, motherfucker you youunderstand you're a politician in Texas,
right, Yeah, you're from Texas. Dude. Do I need to quote
the Misfits song? So, Imean just throwing it out there. Man,
if they ask you to take somefucking like slow drives and open top
fucking convertible, nah, I turnedthat down, buddy, well, especially

(48:29):
through Dallas. What bothers me aboutNewsom too, is he thinks like he
takes all of these righteous stands thatare total bullshit, Like remember his whole
thing with the oil companies, andwe need to look into this. Why
is gas so expensive in California notanywhere else? And it's like, you
fuck do you think we're that you'refucking tax idiot, you dummy. It's

(48:51):
not like, exactly, why isgas cheap in Missouri and expensive in California.
There's not. It's not like onefinery that says, this gas goes
to Missouri and another one says,ah, this one goes to California and
it's got the fucking extra dollar signon it. No, it all comes
from the same fucking place. Generally, it shipped out in your state and

(49:13):
your municipality. Municipalities fucking stack abunch of taxes on top of it.
And that's why gas California was almostten dollars last year, you dope.
And I'm not a politician, butno, he had to be on tv
uh pounding his fist and taking astand of the oil companies. Now if
there was, if the Missouri governorwas doing that and he's like, look,

(49:35):
you wander what our gas taxes inthe state half a cent per gallon?
Okay, you know what this dude, we might need to listen to
you know what I'm saying. Butlike, dude, you're from Cali.
That's like if a politician from NewYork stood up and did that shit,
I'd be like, sit the fuckdown. No, but it's someone smacked
the shit out this motherfucker's constituents,and the fucking people on the left fucking
eat that shit up. You gottaunderstand, taxes to the left are like

(49:59):
profits to the right. It getsthem all And I swear to God it's
the and they can and they bothuse it to rationally. Well, we're
using tag, we're taking money forpeople to use it for good things.
What good is coming out of anyI'm realizing this. We have public school
right funding this funding, that funding, this funding, that there's public schools

(50:19):
that like every public school is basicallylike your kid, he's for free.
Now what happened to like if youcan pay for school lunch, you had
to pay for school lunch. Andif you would come from you know,
X amount and down income, thenyeah, there was different levels of aids.
It's just across the board. Andby the way, we're not talking
about lunch lady, fucking pizza.We're talking pizza from fucking pizza and outside

(50:40):
food from established places. Yeah theymight get a discount, but it ain't
that god damn much. And byway, aren't these a lot of the
same school districts that were like flippingout when Chocolate Jesus and his wife were
running and her thing was like,you know, healthy school lunches and shit.
So we got to get all thesefucking processed foods and and and this

(51:04):
and that with you know, preservativesand additives, and now you're buying essentially
fast food and bringing it in feedingkids on a taxpayer dog. Once again,
after last week, I wonder whatgovernment lunch looks like. I wonder
what government breakfast looks like all day. I bet it's nutritious. Oh we
can we can pull this up,dude. Like I think back to like

(51:29):
my little two dollars that i'd havefor like you know, like, well
it might have been more than twodollars for the week because milk was a
quarter, pizza was seventy five cents, but you can get tots and corn
for fifty cents, So depending onhow you want to spend your money for
the week, you know what I'msaying. But like, dude, we

(51:49):
just got like a little little squarepiece of cheese pizza or I had to
one little piece of pepperoni in thecorner, like steamed corn and like steam
tater tots where you pull the filmback and there's like five tater tots in
there and there's like I don't know, if you're lucky quarter outs of corn.
That was school lunch. I mean, by the way everyone talked about
that. I love the school lunchpizza. I did. Can I get

(52:15):
another slice the right tangle? Yeah? Yeah, you gotta find it.
You gotta find the kids who especiallyif you had the pepperoni grease on it.
Oh man, that was like,that was like getting a little bit
extra. You gotta find the kidswho don't like it for whatever reason,
and usually be if there was pepperonipizza, oh like pepperoni, And then

(52:36):
you're just like, okay, man, I got this snack pack, this
pudding pack. What you want,which you want, I will trade you
the rest of everything on my tradethat is not pizza or my milk for
your pizza pretty much, because thento pizza. But no, I swear
as much as I sat here andfucking ranted about fucking corporations in their profits,
the fucking insane left and taxes,taxes, that is their fucking battle

(52:59):
cry, everything could be answered byjust taxing people who make more than you.
Let me, let me explain toyou how deep this mind rot goes.
Okay, So I was talking tomy family member who proclaimed himself,
you know, authoritarian communist. Okay, cool, great, wonderful, Okay,
So what do I need to doto help fight the good fight,

(53:19):
comrade? And the first thing outof my family member who's authoritarian communist's mouth
was you need to give more topeople who have less than you. Now,
christis was about ten years ago,around the time I lost my house?
Did you get him a bank statement? Be like, who am I
giving to? And that's when he'sjust like, yeah, but you have
privilege, and that that's priceless becauseat any point when you want to,

(53:45):
you can basically use your privilege toget ahead in life where people without your
white male, straight privilege can't dothat. And I'm just sitting there like,
you gotta be shitting me, right. Adam Carolla always jokes about he
had a ton of white prison whenhe was living on a service porch and
shitting in a popcorn tin. Andby the way, I still Jess.

(54:05):
I don't know if we've ever hadthis conversation with you on the show,
but I know we had it whenwhen Todd and Aaron were co hosts on
The Old Show. But if youreally hold someone's feet to the fire,
who throws privilege around? Because thefirst thing they're going to do when you
balk at that is go, I'mnot saying that in a derogatory way.
Find a way to call them privilegeand see how quickly they get upset at

(54:28):
being called privileged and be like,you're bullshitting, You're lying you're already starting
off in bad faith. But ifyou want to push further with them,
point out that what is privilege abouta cop pulling you over, asking for
your license, getting in your insuranceand registration, handing those things over them,

(54:49):
going back to their car, writingyou a ticket, coming back handing
you it, telling you don't dowhat you did to get the ticket,
have a nice day. Why isthat a privileg Because they're not getting pulled
out of their car and beat.Okay, erasing what anybody does during a
traffic stop that might fucking warrant,being pulled out, your card, getting
beat, that's still not being privileged. That's just your rights being respected.

(55:14):
You're holding the person whose rights aren'tbeing violated guilty because someone else's rights are
being violated. Instead of going weneed to make their rights stop being violated.
No, your rights need to beviolated. You're getting privilege. You're
guilty. Do you see what I'msaying? Yes, that's the game.

(55:36):
So that's why did you ask himwhat the by the way, what his
his process was. By the way, do you just walk into the secretarious
thing and go, hey, I'mhere for my privilege. I don't know
like, I can tell you,I can tell you you got to use
your privilege, tell you do youknow what? This also tells me that
there's just a lot of people whodon't spend time around people that don't look

(55:58):
exactly like that, because I knowwhen I'm in a situation where my being
white is going to help me,and I've been in a few of those,
usually south of the Mason Dixon line, usually involving some sort of situation
where oh, you're not a personof color, so we're not pissed at
you, and I'm just like,oh, I can go about my day,

(56:20):
thank you. But I've also liveda lot more in neighborhoods where I
didn't look like most people who livedin that neighborhood, and I had no
privilege. In fact, I wouldget stopped by the cops coming home to
a predominantly black neighborhood as a whiteman at one thirty in the morning form
my pizza job, because what areyou doing in a neighborhood like this at
one thirty in the morning on aTuesday, white boy, You're trying to

(56:43):
get drugs. You're trying to pickup a hooker. No, motherfucker,
I'm trying to go home. Ilive off of Avon, like two streets
over from Stahalen. Bitch, that'swhere you stay. I've seen your punk
ass in the neighborhood Staling. Huh, that's where my grandma used to live.
Eh seven mile Evergreen, baby.But yeah, I mean it's hers,

(57:05):
Warren and Evergreen, So maybe Stealing'sa long street. It is Avon.
There's yeah, a lot of streetsin Detroit run into the suburbs.
But yeah, but no, Imean, dude, I had friends who
would come to see me and hangout and they go, I go,
okay, let's go up parts orgive some beer, whatever, some cigarettes,
whatnot? All right? Cool?We walk in these white faggots.

(57:28):
There was no political correctness. I'veyet to see that happen in the reverse.
I'm not saying it doesn't, butI've yet to see a black dude
walk into a fucking predominantly white neighborhoodestablishment and white people just throw that out
there like that. But that wasa common occurrence that a look at these
bitches, look at these sissies,which is the same thing. You excuse

(57:51):
me, sir, you have noidea about my sexual proclivities. I take
offense to that and what saved myasses. And I spent a lot of
time and a lot of money inthose licker stores, and the people that
worked at those liquor stores, anda lot of people in the neighborhood liked
me. So the troublemakers would startand they'd be like, hey, leave
this man alone, or where areyou gonna have a problem with us?
And I'm like, oh, okay, But see, that's another cultural thing.

(58:14):
I didn't really see that in whiteneighborhoods, in a white neighborhood or
someone if if you, if you, I've worked in white neighborhoods behind the
counter, and if two white peopleget into it, for the most part,
you tell them to take it outsideor I'm calling the cops. And
that's about it. Nobody's taking amoral stand on that fight in the hood.
Motherfuckers will be what you're fighting over. Oh he did that, whoop
his ass? No, let himfight, Let him fight it. Think

(58:36):
I'm joking. You live in Detroit, Go south of eight mile or east
of fucking Telegraph. Tell me whatyou say. When I was at ten
and south Field, people got froggingin the lobby. I thought to call
the cops because you don't we wantthe cops showing up. Call the cops.
You don't need to do that.It'd stop fucking being dumbass in the
lobby and the hood. You gotmotherfuckers hopping the counter from behind the counter

(58:57):
to the front of the counter toget involved. You got motherfuckers yet,
Let him fight, Let them fight. If you're not deep enough in the
hood, eventually you're gonna hear aworld star at some point. No for
me that I'm trying to run afucking business here. This has nothing to
do with you buying pizza. Fuckingget the fucking take this outside. I
don't know. They sent me instores where they wouldn't send other white guys

(59:17):
because they said that my experience withblack people is not limited to television.
Foulk. I'm not scared of you. I don't try to explain that to
certain people over the years, andthey're like, man, you know if
you go that neighborhood. Yeah,no, I don't know the neighborhood.
I'm not from this area. You'retrying to what on the cops they're pulling
people over a lot sobriety checkvoids.Oh man, you know, rough neighborhood,

(59:43):
rough neighbor What's that means a lotof black people. I ain't scared
of black people. I don't understandwhat to give you a tip. They're
like everybody else. Look at theireyes. You can see their intent.
You can see shady, doesn't matter, white, purple, black, fucking
yellow. You could see shady intheir eyes. You could see good intent
in their eyes. Crazy. Idon't see color, but apparently now I'll

(01:00:05):
see that anymore. And that's andI'm not even gonna connect the dot between
that and guys like fucking Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman and Denzel washing
him and saying for fucking decades likeall this focus on race, all this
focus on bullshit nonsense, It doesn'tmatter. You want it to go away.

(01:00:25):
Stop obsessing and fucking bringing it upevery time you fucking think you can.
And guess what. Eventually people willmove on to something else to fucking
obsess and freak out about, andthis will become an issue that has flare
ups. But no, no,what what what do all the men I

(01:00:46):
named? What do they have incommon? Take a wild Guess what the
young crowd says when they hear thatshit from them something stupid. Okay you
uncle Tom Boomer, No, thereyou go and see this. Go go
go look up the first fucking showwe talked about that. Okay, Boomer
shit, I knew this was goingto turn into this and everybody, everybody,
oh doing it. No, Noyou're not. You're not understanding what

(01:01:08):
the this is. We're dismissing youout of hand. We don't care about
what the fuck you have to say. And when this becomes just the default
response to anybody who's a fucking cunthair of a second older than you,
it's going to be an issue,because that's going to be people just going,
oh, I don't have to listento someone over in me that I

(01:01:28):
don't like. And guess what,that's what dumb people say. Smart people
understand you can get wisdom and educationfrom an old motherfucker who hates your guts.
In fact, he's probably gonna tellyou to honest to God's truth,
which is more than your stupid fuckingass has ever gotten in your life.
Anyways, Once again, we areavailable for family and children parties. Yes,
Valentine's Day's coming up. Yes,I'll come over and tell you both

(01:01:51):
why you need to be single onValentine's Day? Like, what the fuck
is? Oh my god, thatwould be Oh I would pay to see
that richest couple's therapy. You triedsucking some dick, You tried bringing some
flowers home for no reason? Howabout that there ten thousand dollars come back

(01:02:12):
next week. Hey, you trysucking dick, you try and pussy talk
to you next week. I mean, let's be honest. My experience when
my dick is in a woman's mouth, her vagina is in my mouth,
I'm not really mad, right,and I'm not really arguing, so my
theory stands to reason. Yeah,and I feel the phrase angry blow job

(01:02:37):
is a whole different connotations than actualanger. Okay, hold on, say
it just has a whole different connotationsfor for the most part, women and
men. Women are probably horrified bythat fucking phrase, whereas guys are like,
yeah, so yeah, it's yeah, but yeah, you're yeah,
you're right. I've never been,you know, eating at the wine being

(01:02:58):
like, man, I'm so madright now, patrive. Someone else says
you can't even eat pussy angry,Like, shut up, bitch, don't
be enjoying this and then you tryto like peel back the you know,
the la tenderly tongue, like youcan't even you can't even make a mad
face. So you act like ifyou're listening to this and you're a man
or a lesbian or non binary orwhatever the fuck, visualize what you're doing.

(01:03:21):
Try and then do it in themirror, and then see if you
can make an angry face while youdo that. Ship you can look retarded,
but you can't look angry while eatingpussy. I'm telling you it's take
that to the bank. Bet onthat in Vegas. That is a fact
true. There's your Valentine, there'syour Valentine's Day. As simon, everybody
rich is giving you all Valentine's Dayhomework. He dares you to eat angry

(01:03:43):
pussy. Okay, now here's puttingpussy angry, eat pussy angrily, yes,
but no. And also, ladies, okay, here's the fucking here's
one hundred dollars bills worth of freeadvice. So you really need to take
this to the bank and depositive.If your man carries enough fucking cockswagger down
at you while you sucking his dickand go spit on that motherfucker. He

(01:04:03):
don't mean too he means and thenhawk on that motherfucker. There's your fucking
free advice for the day. Okay, next subject, We horrified you thoroughly.
Yes, umm, you know,only some, only some, But
that definitely makes up for the lastcouple of weeks of forgetting the dick jokes.

(01:04:26):
This I don't even feel these aredick jokes. This is dick truth.
This is just this is dick trutha light no pun intended because like,
like like Patrise O'Neil said it,but god damn it, he's the
man's been dead for twelve years.I think it's time we revisit these words
of wisdom. Ladies. We're visual. We like film. If you don't
do horrendous, embarrass your ancestors andparents shit in the bedroom, you're gonna

(01:04:49):
look someplace else to get that fuckingsatisfaction. Be it porno, the strip
club, or the chick next door. There you go. It's that simple.
He's not wrong, and it's notby words. I'm just repeating Pa
Teresa O'Neil's words of wisdom. It'sjust that's there. It is. Okay,

(01:05:10):
we put up with, We putup with your bullshit relationships, which
is you force us to have feelingsbefore you have feelings because you couldn't handle
the rejection if you just put yourfeelings out there. This is that in
female form. This what I'm talkingabout. Do you miss me? No?
Why the fuck are you asking that? You needy bitch? Because you
want to hear me say it beforeyou say you miss me. That way

(01:05:30):
you don't get rejected. I ain'tgot time for all that. Just how
you feeling? Do you miss me? Good? I miss you too?
There? Are we happy? Now? Can we get to the phone sex?
Spit on that motherfucker? That's greatcomedic timing and bringing it back.
Fuck both of y'all, stoic cocksuckers. I'm fucking tired of this shit tonight.
That shit was funny. Fuck y'all. I just got some flower down

(01:05:53):
here, crazy high. Anyway,thank you for visiting Christopher Media. Dott
that, thank you for visiting ChristopherMedia. Gotta come come. We have
a Chase customer that says the bankraising her credit card limit. This chick,

(01:06:16):
did you either of you watch thisvideo? Well? Sorry I stepped
on you jest, but did eitherof you watch this video? Before she
continued read it. I couldn't.I couldn't do it, dude, I
read it. I was like,I'm good ahead, all right, so
she says. Chase customer says,bank brace her credit card limit to forty

(01:06:36):
three thousand, and here's why.She says it's predatory. But she says
it's a TikTok user. Brittany Reynoldspreviously spart discussion after discussing issues with will
Spargo Bank. Now, Reynolds saysthat Chase increased her credit card on one
her credit card limit on one cardfrom twenty three thousand to twenty six one

(01:07:00):
thousand, seven hundred, pushing hertotal overall credit limit to forty three thousand.
That is so fucking creditory because theyact like they just did you a
surface, she says in a video, They're like, do a dummy,
I need to continue. They're like, oh my god, you have so
much extra money. Now. Notonly does she call these high credit cards

(01:07:23):
limits unnecessary, but she alleges thatthe bank only began raising her credit limit
after she paid office a substantial amountof her credit card debt. That's how
it works. It's credit works,yes, the bank, she theorizes,
is trying to draw her back intospending more money and accruing interest by raising
her credit limit. They like,literally love people who are in debt because

(01:07:47):
they're making so much money from us. She explains. That is why.
Guess that is why my credit limitis so high, because I was always
maxing out my cards and making mypays on time. Credit card companies are
not on your side. No,they're on their side. Yeah, they
collect interest. That is literally howbanks make money is off of feeds like

(01:08:11):
interest. And so am I amI hearing this right? That she has
a credit card with a forty threethousand dollars limit her combined. First of
all, I feel she's humble bragging. She's backdoor bragging about her credit limit.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.That's your credit limit. What are
you complaining about, bitch? Youobviously ends are meeting like a motherfucker.

(01:08:31):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So, bitch, you don't like
it's not here? You go?Here's it. You have sixty thousand dollars
credit limit. We expect you tospend. This isn't Brewster's millions, Like,
you don't have to spend this money. See Okay, now, as

(01:08:53):
much shit as I give you,Chris, when we bring up shit like
well, people don't know. I'mtired of people not knowing. It's like,
do you understand it? They're everyyear there's a new crop of people
turning eighteen who don't know shit aboutlife. This type of shit. This
bitch is old enough to fucking know. And you got a credit limit that
high? You know, you fuckingknow, and you out of here playing
the victim for what? TikTok klout? What other reason is there to do

(01:09:16):
it? Like? I think shethinks she's being a fucking hero. That's
another thing. Everything loves to belike the last decade, everyone wants to
be the fucking, the noble,fucking hero. Bitch, you're I hope
the discussion she sparked was how muchhe's a fucking idiot. I just can't.
I can't believe that she actually thinksthat there There were some replies that

(01:09:40):
were put into this article like thatsaid. Many shared similar complaints. They
can increase it without your approval.My credit limit is literally eighty K for
no reason. They're always trying tomake me spend more. Shake my head.
My husband hates it. When theydo that, he's not responsible enough
to not almost max it out.That is your husband problem. There you

(01:10:04):
go. And by the way,I wonder if these same people who are
pissed at their credit limits being raisedwithout their permission would be pissed if it
was lowered without their permission, becausethat will happen too. Or do they?
Or does she? Is she goingto larp as a grown ass woman
with a forty three thousand dollars creditlimit that doesn't understand that, because that's
what that is. That's she's playinga fucking game, and it's the game

(01:10:27):
I hate the most. Let meplay dumb about some shit. I'm obviously
not dumb in right, miss afew payments or don't use the card for
a while, you'll see those limitsget lowered real quick. Absolutely. I've
had a couple of cards going,hey, we're closing your card. You
don't use this, okay. Ihad that happen. I had that happen
with my freaking with my oldest creditcard. And do you know what that

(01:10:53):
happening will do to your credit?Lower it? Oh my god? Because
I was not prepared. Because youhave a lower you have lower credit,
You have a lower credit threshold.I should say it's a lower credit threshold
because it was a large card,but also it was because the age of
my credit history. Oh yes,yes, because it was my oldest credit

(01:11:16):
card and I turned off paperless orlike turned off paper bills. They might
have emailed me. It was tomy old email because I've had it since
I was like, I've had thiscard since I was eighteen, So it
was to my old email. Idon't check that shit anymore. And then
just one day I'm like, dude, to doing checking my credit and I'm
like, what the fuck has happened? No, trust me, I would

(01:11:39):
just being able to keep my headabove water is still a decade old for
me. So no, for awhile, whenever I checked my shit for
knock against me was always the ageof my credit. I'm just now like
a decade in finally going, hey, you ard your credit's pretty good.
Yeah, I mean I've recovered abit, but damn the blow to my

(01:12:00):
But anyway, I know they will, they'll shut it down if you don't
use them. She's out there onTikTok and people are taking it seriously.
Remember remember when I was sitting ona pool for a federal case. Well,
we were asked where we get ournews sources from, and a woman
who was thirty four and a nursestood up and said, I get my

(01:12:20):
news from TikTok. TikTok. Shehung her head after she said it.
But that was a thirty four yearold dude. I've just had to accept
there's a whole world that exists onTikTok of shit that if you stuck a
gun to my head said would youthink this? Does this exist on TikTok,
I'd say no, it's impossible,but it does due there are so

(01:12:42):
many people I know who are olderthan all three of us. I mean,
that's not hard when you're only twentynine, like Jess, But I
mean who exclusively get their news fromTikTok or Instagram. Every everything is literally
fifteen the forty five second clips thatthey post, usually that are heavily edited

(01:13:03):
with no context. And it doesn'teven matter to the political side, because
there's plenty enough of this bullshit togo around for everybody, whatever your political
flavor of nonsense is. So Iit's just the world we live in,
dude, Get over it. Boomer, I don't know what it sucks but
it's just what are you gonna do? Watch cable news. I think we
all agree that's the dumbest thing youcould do. I mean, I shit,

(01:13:27):
you're what broken clocks right? Twicea day. Cable news is wrong
all the time. You probably stumbleupon something actually factual on TikTok versus most
cable news. So where do yougo then? Political blogs? A lot
of political blogs these days in twentytwenty four. Okay, political vlogs,
video blogs. Okay, what isthat? Talking heads? You just reinforce
what you already believe. This iswhat I'm getting at, man, Like,

(01:13:48):
all this shit is, all thisshit is being done. It is
having such a detrimental effect on humanityas a whole, and we don't give
a fuck. But the problem isis that these problems are starting to manifest
closer and closer to the catalyst thatstarted these problems. There are not problems
that are developing a generation or oneand a half two generations removed where we

(01:14:13):
can kick the can down the road. It's not our problem. Now.
We have people graduate, like asignificant number of people graduating this country public
high school who can't read above athird grade level, and by the way,
any baby born right before the pandemicand or during the pandemic, look
at their fucking cognitive tests to babiesborn before that the same age. If

(01:14:33):
that don't scare you, but you'reworried about climate change, just saying teachers
climate change, Hey, come on, rich, we can fucking kick down
the road. Teachers are hero Beingfunctionally retarded adults is something that we all
will pay for when it happens.Teachers are hero, rich. How could
you say, I'm not on TikTok, but I do happen to watch enough

(01:15:00):
shit on YouTube and and blah blahblah to where I've seen a lot of
teachers post their fucking shit on achannel and they're like, I quit in
the middle of the semester. Andthis is why. And it's a combination
of these kids cannot learn the verybasic groundwork that you have to teach a
human child so they can learn.These kids haven't learned. But they're one

(01:15:21):
and a half and they can fuckingwork a goddamn iPhone and an iPad one
in each hand. Two. Thesekids have new respect for not just authority,
anybody that's not there, and youcannot correct them because if the school
doesn't come down on you, thenthe parents come down on So you literally
have people going, I'm gonna quitmy fucking career as a teacher and go

(01:15:44):
deliver pizza. It's about the sameamount of money and a lot less bullshit
and fucked up parents. And that'sthere, you go. That's that's who
I'm looking at directly, Mom anddad or whoever's still there looking at you.
It's starts at home. It startsat home. I'll say it again,
where the kids saying a couple ofyears ago, one more time for

(01:16:06):
the people in back, it startsat home. I am so glad I
had doing it. Oh my god, the older I get, as much
as it sucks that, like,wow, I have a lot less years
ahead of me than I do behindme. And that's just the reality of
it. I'm also so glad tohave been born when I was because my

(01:16:26):
grandparents and aunts and uncles read tome, even if my mom and dad
didn't. They would sit with mein their lap and a book open in
front of us both and put theirfinger underneath the word as they were reading
it and read to me. Yep, my parents did that too, And
oh shocking when I got in thekindergarten. Guess it was in the advanced
reading group. I don't think onceI got well, first of all,

(01:16:51):
tested out of second grade, theyjust put me in third grade. That's
one thing I will say, beingstate raised at that point, the state
was like test them, Oh he'ssmarter, he can pass and test out
of the second grade and put himin the third grade. State state was
more, State was better, wasmore concerned in my education than my fucking
parents were. Well, the hadskin in the game. Well, yeah,

(01:17:13):
they gotta pay for Nike. Youoh so different people in the back.
Just the truth. If the truthcan kill you, let him die.
I've learned that in the last fuckingmonth or so. But anyways,
Uh yeah, dude, I don'tthink I was in anything but gifted reading
classes. And here's the thing,looking back, I don't feel like I
was reading at all that great ofa fucking reading. And I'll put it

(01:17:38):
this way, at my comprehension levelis if I can read it, I
can pretty much comprehend. Once youget into abstract shit, a lot more
esoteric shit. I argue that becauselike poetry and like stuff that's left up
to interpretation. I argue that thatis more of the artist saying what do
you see in this? What's yourtake and your perspective on this? But
like just what, Okay, theconversation I just I can't have with an

(01:18:00):
average seventeen year old. They won'tunderstand a handful of the words I used.
But more importantly and more terrifyingly,they wouldn't understand the concepts I'm talking
about. That should terrify us morethan all this bullshit that we fucking clutch
our pearls at for the most part. But it don't because it ain't my
kids. It's it's deeper than thattoo, though, because it's also I
mean, yes, leading up intoschool age groups. Of course, that's

(01:18:26):
that's all parents and they should beThey should be trying to educate their kids
and preparing them for going into school, right, But most kids now,
who are going to be going intothe school system, and I think I
can say most with accuracy, I'mkind of pulling that out of my ass,
but I'm pretty sure if I wereto look it up, and I
will, that I'm correct. Mostof them go to daycare before they start

(01:18:53):
school. So you have these kidswho are away from the house all but
a couple hours a day before theygo home, go to sleep, and
start all over again, and thenthe weekends. Then once you get into
school, you have kids who arefalling behind. But also schools pile so
much on kids, even in kindergartenfirst grade now, where kids are coming
home with homework and coming home burnoutthat trying to teach them anything. In

(01:19:17):
addition, it's all just to keepyour head above water game. I feel
like that's all we do consistently inthe United States with everything, but I
think it shines its light pretty heavilyon the education system. You know.
I had it put to me thisway a few years ago out of Corolla

(01:19:38):
brought out this point. I waslike, you know, I've never thought
of it that way, Like,is seven hours a day not enough for
these kids? We gotta load themdown with shit to do when they are
when they go home too exactly,and sometimes it's hours worth of stuff.
And then you have them from eightto three, fucking really or nine to
five. You know what I'm saying, Like, you got to you know

(01:20:00):
what's funny to do. What's funnyabout that is that some of these teachers
I've watched these videos that are talkingabout they're leaving the profession. They say
basically what they thought they would beteaching kids in classes with the homework when
they're in class. Their job isto basically socialize the children to keep them
from killing each other. Their jobis not to teach them. That's why
they send home homework. That's whyyou got kids with great in grade school

(01:20:21):
with three four hours of homework becausethey're not getting seven hours of education.
They're getting maybe an hour or twoof education along with recess, lunch break,
whatever the fuck, and the restof its socialization and how not to
beat the shit out of somebody becauseyou want what they have. I mean
maybe in kindergarten. Yeah, butlike their recess is twenty minutes, their

(01:20:43):
lunch is half an hour. Sothe rest of that is just it's not
just socialization, especially recess only oncea day. We got recess in the
morning and in the afternoon, andplus we had lunch. That is it.
The fancy fancy we got recess withlunch the end. I don't know
how fancy it was, but morningrecess. WHOA I looked at them.

(01:21:05):
How long is recess? Typically tento thirty minutes? In elementary school.
See, i'd say thirty minutes waslike the minimum in elementary school. But
I can also tell you that Iwas actually getting an education at that point.
Most of the kids in my class, I guarantee you were reading probably
somewhere near or one grade below themreading level. They weren't functionally literate in

(01:21:30):
second third grade. And I've seenI remember going to name any names because
they're my friends and they're their kids, and they got their issues and whatever,
the fuck. But I know,I know motherfuckers who got kids who
can fucking work every goddamn electronic fuckingpiece of equipment in the house, but
can't read a fucking sentence filled withmonosyllabic words. Oh know these kids who
used to live next door to me, uh kids, they're all probably north

(01:21:54):
of thirty now. But I remembertalking to the one kid and he didn't
like he did not learned to readuntil second grade. And I remember thinking,
dude, I was reading like kindergartenlike, but he went to public
school and I did not. Wemoved. Sorry, go ahead. I
think that reading is my personal opinion. I'm not trying to like shit on

(01:22:14):
you here. I think it's ridiculousto expect a five year old to be
reading on any on any like substantiallevel. And so waitmenute, if you
think the average five year old shouldn'tbe reading a substantial level, then we
need to really fucking help the kidswho are not reading it any type of
level. And we really need tofucking make sure we maximize the educational opportunities

(01:22:38):
for the kids who are reading itsome type of level at five years old.
Wow, yes, absolutely, Butalso you a lot of times what
you'll see out of the kids whoare not reading at that age, right
at in kindergarten, is that theyare much more apt to be good with
numbers. And the public school systemspecifically just cannot home in on. They

(01:23:00):
can't cater to every kid that theyhave. They're overrun as it is.
So whenever you have these kids,and some of them are just so good
and they are well beyond what theyshould be with math, but they are
just that reading is just not itfor them. Yet, you see what
I'm saying, Like, it's not. I don't feel like reading is necessarily

(01:23:23):
the complete story to how intelligent orhow educated a kid is. Okay,
but reading is the first step andis the doorway to understanding in the aka
education. If you can't read anything, you are you are a slave to
what people tell you. And ifwe have not learned anything in ten years

(01:23:43):
on this fucking podcast, people willtell you some fucked up, retarded,
stupid shit because they think it's goingto gain help them personally. I'm not
educating that we just let kids beilliterate, and I'm not saying that,
you know, they all shouldn't beclose to the same level even by second
grade. Oh yeah, Well,to basically support what you're saying, I

(01:24:06):
agree with what you're saying. Andhere's why my dad never good at reading.
It was language. Arts was notmy father's jam, as the no
longer kids say. But you know, but motherfucker could do long division in
his head like Rainman style. Anythingelse he'd have to, you know,
write down on paper. But forsome reason, that's how his brain was

(01:24:27):
wired. Now, I don't thinkmy dad was dumber than me because he
didn't read as much as me.And I don't think my dad was dumb.
I just think that that's how hisbrain was wired. Arithmetic made sense
to him. I've tried to explainthis to non musicians and I'm basically biting
off of a scene from fucking GoodwillHunting. But when he's trying to explain
how his mind works to his girlfriend, and he's like, Beethoven just looked

(01:24:53):
at a piano and it made senseto him, you know, Hemyway just
looked at the typewriter and the wordscame out of it. Look at this
stuff and it makes sense to me. Like that, that is what gets
lost in the cracks. So Iagree with you, it's reading. Isn't
the end all be all. Butif a kid's good at reading, then
why are we instead of trying toshoehorn everybody into the same type of education,

(01:25:15):
not identifying that at an early ageand trying to, i don't know,
maybe educate this child in a careerwhere that would be very helpful to
them, and do the same withchildren who show proficiency at math at a
young age. Yeah. Absolutely,yes, But also, and I do,
I've noticed this a lot too.And I see this a lot.
By by second or third grade,most kids are similar levels. They're all

(01:25:42):
there. They're catching up to oneanother to wear the easiness of the math,
the you know, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division. They're all
starting to fully grasp that, evenif some of them were grasping it way
earlier. And then the ones whostruggled with reading, they're they're catching up
as well, at least they werea couple of years ago. I don't

(01:26:03):
know what's gone on post COVID.I know that there's a lot of delays
that have happened because of that,But I just I really don't think.
And again, I'm not trying tolike say like like, you're it's cool
you could read early, but thatdoesn't make you smart. It's awesome and

(01:26:23):
it's great, and I was anearly reader also, and I loved reading.
But I've just noticed that I justfelt like that was important to throw
out there. Well, I mean, I tinfoil had time. But you
know who has taken over the basicallyeducation in the last twenty thirty years.

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Look at the numbers of women incollege and numbers of women graduate in high
school compared to numbers of men incollege and men graduate in high school.
And wait, I thought we wereoppressive of misogynistic society. Traditionally, what
do women tend to lean more towardswords in the realm of education? Traditionally
more language, arts, more sociologicalpsychology, that type of shit, okay,

(01:27:09):
the softer of the soft sciences,and tend to gravitate towards engineering,
mathematics, hard numbers. I guessif you're if you are wired, your
mind is wired that way, butyou kind of want to have like the
ability to think outside the box.You get into quantum physics or something,
or theoretical string theory or some shitlike that, where you can, you

(01:27:31):
know, let your imagination run,but you can also back it up with
some sort of fucking you know,factual Whatever the fuck I'm talking over my
head. I don't know anything aboutany of those things, so whatever the
fuck you'd need to know to knowabout that shit, But you get my
point, right, yes, okay, I mean it's that is who has

(01:27:53):
been driving and EDU. They've beendriving education, and in college they are
the fucking prime customer. So ofcourse the curriculum and of course a lot
of things are slanted more towards whattraditionally women are going to gravitate towards.
Now here's the interesting part. Thirtyyears ago, when I was sixteen,

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I remember saying to women, youtalk, especially women around my age,
you talk all this shit about fuckmen. I don't care about boys.
Help the girls, fuck the boysin school until you pop out a boy
yourself. Then all of a sudden, that boy being fucked over education wise
is going to really piss you off. Here we are thirty years later.
Go look at the numbers, arguewith them, not me. Do not

(01:28:35):
attack me for pointing you in thedirection of the truth. Oh and don't
be mad at Rich when you seethe numbers for black people who Black women
are crushing it in college. Blackguys not so much. Hey, speaking
of college, I heard an ideatoday that would overhaul the college system and

(01:28:58):
get rid of the student debt problem. I think it's a pretty good fucking
idea. Okay, let's hear it. Getting a college degree should be priced
like you're going to a restaurant,right, Like you want the piece of
chicken, it's ten bucks. Youwant the steak, it's fucking fifty bucks,
right, Meaning the degree you're gonnaget should cost the average mean salary

(01:29:19):
of the fucking degree you're gonna get. Like, if you're gonna get a
little real arts degree, cool,defin gona cost you thirty grand, you
know. But if you want tobe a fucking doctor. Yeah, it's
gonna cost you fucking you know,three hundred thousand dollars. You want to
know what's gonna happen real quick,Liberal arts degrees and liberal arts departments are
gonna start fucking falling off the faceof the fucking matt because a lot of

(01:29:43):
professors, their only hope of evermaking a living with the degrees they have
is to teach that bullshit right,and if that is devalued to the point
where that education for that bullshit isonly worth what that bullshit degree will get
you into real world, they willyou will see who's really believing what they're
preaching, and you will see thePharisees and Charlatan's hop ship. Real quick,

(01:30:05):
win a Batchler's degree in education.There's another thirty grand there you go.
That might actually drive the fucking teachersalaries up because there would be a
serious shortage. Because I guarantee you, I guarantee you there's a lot of
people. You might have had aformer fucking co host that was like this,
that got a teaching degree because ohI'm different, I'm special. I'm

(01:30:25):
gonna be the one that they're gonnamake Disney movies about nah, nah,
you just fucking bottom of the barrelto just average. Bro, here's your
paycheck. Well, this ain't shit. Yeah, you knew that when you
got that degree. You just thoughtyou were different. That's all you're not.
You're just the same. One degreein music ten grand shit. Wait

(01:30:46):
a minute, one degree in radiotwenty five bucks. You know what,
that had been the best of twentyfive bucks I spent because I walked out
not with anything valuable as career wise, but my ex wife, right,
that'd have been the best twenty fiveBut if you're listening, sorry, I'm
not saying you're worth way more thantwenty five. I'd pay fifty, just

(01:31:09):
saying but anyway, no, uhyeah, I mean dude. Yeah,
And guess what, you'd probably seea lot of fucking people, a lot
more people be willing to go inand be looking professors and teach fucking medicine
and engineering and shit like that.You instead of going, oh, I
got my education, let me goput it and make money in the real
world, because the money would bein teaching the high fucking the high paying

(01:31:30):
degrees. That's you know what,that's too genius and too fucking on the
nose of an idea to ever beimplemented. It really is, because I
was like, I can't poke holesin it. That's a great idea.
Well here's the thing that's also onceagain, I guess I'm opening this can
of worms again. That's a responsibleway to do a business, that's responsible
not just to the business but towhat they're fucking producing and pumping out.

(01:31:56):
Its IRRESPONSI it's irresponsible to take governmentfucking guaranteed loans for bullshit degrees and pump
them out rich. And it saidthere was like to be unethical about it.
I just said, there's that's like, that's what you do. Like
that, there's like like maybe Isaid this off the air and not on
the air, right, or likewhend you play pick up hockey, Like

(01:32:19):
that's the right way to play inthe wrong way to play right, you're
right, clean way to play,dirty way to play right. Same thing
with business, absolutely, And Imean that's that's that's what I'm saying,
Like, I dude, you knowme, you know, I'm not fucking
What is the antithesis of business overlike a free market, it'd be it'd
be a government controlled market or regulatedmarket to the point where it might as

(01:32:39):
well just be a government run market, right. I'm not advocating for that.
I don't think I've ever advocated forthat, if I have, Jesus
Christ, I really needed to quitdrinking on that show, in particular because
God damn, how drunk was Ito advocate for that. So I mean,
like, I don't want to bepicking up dinner like going to the
DMV. I'm good with that.Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

(01:33:00):
Like my point was, and thisis why I was like, but my
point got lost is that we arejust so conditioned to almost Pavlovian style,
the minute we hear that fucking bellring about certain topics, to go to
our fucking corners and act like theseare the only two choices we have,
the one we're making and the oneother people the wrong decision other people are

(01:33:23):
making. Man, there's a lotof there's a lot of land between where
that person who made that decision isstanding and where I'm standing where I made
my decision. Maybe we should walkit and find out there's more information we
could fucking you know, I don'tknow, figure out to help us both
meet in the middle and then putour information together and come up with a
mutually beneficial way of doing this.I agree with it, and I do

(01:33:43):
believe here's where I here's what's fuckedup. Here's what's fucked up. I
do believe the average small business personis playing the game that way to their
own detriment, because we all knowthey're not the ones that are fucking doing
the damage. And I guess forme why, I guess I got the
boner for profit if you will,because to me, that's what I believe

(01:34:04):
ultimately drives competition. It's not somuch about you got that's to me,
that's what I believe drives in likethat, that's disregarding the person who like
you gotta understand that there are peoplewho are just driven by the pure fucking
high they get from discovery or thebreakthrough of something or an invention. There

(01:34:26):
are people like I had to explainthis to family members before they're like,
well, it's ridiculous that people areexpected to work ten twelve hours a day
at whatever video game place to geta video game out on time. And
I'm like, do you understand thosepeople work in those games for years and
are passionate about what they're doing,and why is it any different than when

(01:34:47):
I was playing guitar seven eight hoursa day. You know what I'm saying,
Like, if I could have gotpaid what they're getting paid to do
it, would you have looked downon me for that? Would that have
been a problem? No, Like, there are people that will do something
for the passion of it. Themoney is just an ancillary benefit, dude,
It's not the main concern. Itmight be in the top five.

(01:35:08):
And I definitely went from money wasnever in the top when never was even
in Money was not even a concernto me for way longer into my adult
life than I am comfortable admitting withthis Mike being on. All right,
that's it, but I guess towhat I'm getting at, But it's not
the main fucking driving force because Iwould lose my mind, and dude,
crazy me is good for newbody.But I guess what I'm getting at too

(01:35:29):
when I say, like the wholebusiness, the whole purpose is is because
what I'm getting in as like,dude, you gotta pay your fucking rent,
you gotta pay your electricity, yougotta eat. Yeah, Like yeah,
no, that yeah, that's whatthat's That's what I'm getting. When
I say, like the main businessused the main reason you start that business
for profit. That's what I mean. Like, dude, you gotta the
bills don't stop coming. Like yougotta make money, you gotta pay your

(01:35:53):
bills, and then if you starta business, you gotta pay that business's
bills too. I guess that's whatI'm getting at. It's not all about
like, oh, I need money, I need money. It's like,
no, like you don't existing costmoney, especially existing in the United States
of America. My bitch and complaintis more with the corporations who go,
Okay, we know what we're doingis heart ultimately ultimately harming and or up

(01:36:15):
to killing our clientele. The fuckit. We're making massive profits right now,
so fuck it, will stick withit. Case simply kicking in the
dirty game. That's kick the candown the road. Case in point,
the tobacco industry. Here's the sinof the tobacco industry. In my mind,
it's not that back in the fiftiesand forties and thirties or whatever the
fuck it was, or like fiveout of ten or five out of or

(01:36:39):
nine out of ten doctors recommend Chesterfields. You know, that's not their biggest
sin because back then doc fucked intheir fucking office while giving you a goddamn
physical exam. Those people believe thatthat shit wasn't going to hurt them.
It's once the tobacco companies found outtheir product and the bullshit they were putting
in their products to make it moreaddictive, causing above and beyond harm.

(01:37:01):
Then even if they just smoked andthey went, eh, whatever, we're
making record profits. Well, howabout don't worry about it twenty years down
the line. Twenty years down theline, how many fucking people have died
from the shit and the company's tryingto cover it up? And then people
who here's the fucked up thing.If from a businessman's point of view,
twenty years, that's long enough forsome CEO's fucking jobs to turn over,

(01:37:23):
which means I'm answering for shit thatI didn't even fucking do. And if
I'm a businessman, I'll piss thefuck off a bout. I can't argue
with you there. And how aboutthe other thing that gets buried in history,
one of the most evil corporate oneof the most evil corporate decisions ever,
the fucking Ford Pinto were they prettymuch and Honda did this fucking like

(01:37:46):
fifteen years ago. Same shit.Let's see, the lawsuits will have to
pay out will be less than recallingthe product. Fuck it, let people
die. That's that's been happened.That's been happening for fucking My grandmother was
in the insurance industry, work closelywith the auto industry here in Detroit.
That was happening in her entire career. It just for whatever reason, it

(01:38:09):
didn't get out like it did.I kind of think Fight Club put that
out there, like that's like that'slike evil in the fair, Like that's
where you and I are on thesame page, my friend, that kind
of shit, like come like,that's the shit I'm talking about, And
that's what I'm saying. That's weget so caught up. I'm like,
I automatically go to my corner.You automately go to your corner, and

(01:38:29):
we're both making assumptions without going women. Are we talking about like the small
businessman or the fucking you know whatever, the the regional business man. No,
I'm not talking about those for themost part. I'm talking about those
guys, because yes, there canbe guys in that that are small business
or regional businessmen who are absolutely playingthe game dirty and our pieces of shit.
Oh for sure, Absolutely that canhappen. I've worked for a couple

(01:38:54):
of contractors. Oh but I meanfor the most part, like I'm talking
about, I think the next bigthing we're gonna find out in the next
ten to twenty years is how muchthe fast food industry has known about how
fucking destructive their product is. Ohman, you're gonna see a reckoning.

(01:39:17):
You're gonna see a reckoning along thelines of what we saw with tobacco.
But because fast food can't go anywhere, because it's such a staple of people's
lives and their ability to really eat. At this point, what will come
of it. All the fines,all the fucking government ship that they have
to do, McDonald's and Burger Kingand whoever have to hire lawyers for all

(01:39:38):
the costs of that's going to bepassed on to the customer, and the
product will be marginally improved, ifat all. That's how they get us
all on the fake meat. It'sjust as bad for you. It's just
worse than a lot of just highsodium. It's terrible. We are We're
not playing that, absolutely not.No, you know what I've find hilarious

(01:40:00):
Jess, and I almost sent thisto the group chat, so fuck it.
I'll just tell you the meme insteadof sending it to you, and
we can get your response here inreal time. It was a meme that
had okay, you know the Chaddude and the meme with the beard and
the blonde hair. You see hisprofile. Okay, Well, they had
the Chad dude and the Chad atChick version and he's wearing tinfoil hat and

(01:40:24):
he said, that's it. I'mmaking a decision, no more seed oils.
And she's like, but why they'reso easy? And then the next
one they're both wearing tinfoil hats andshe's like, oh, it's so much
easier just to make our own oilsand blah blah blah, that's so much
more healthier. And I'm like,why is that tinfoil hat shit? Because
that you're thinking against the narrative becausethe government subsidizes all of the seed oils

(01:40:45):
as they subsidize soy and corn.That's why it's tempoil hat. You're going
against the na What of what youjust said is not factual? And I
guess people could say you're ascribing intent, malicious intent, but the fact that
Okay, yeah, you might bedoing that, or there might be an
undertone of that going on, butwhat you said is still factual. Once

(01:41:05):
again, this is what I've beentrying to get at this whole show.
People will attack you instead of attackingyour point, and that's when it's like,
disengage and just don't have anything todo with those people. It'd be
be no different if you saw someonecoming with a fucking weapon out showing all
intent to harm you. At thatweapon coming at you, you're within your

(01:41:26):
right to do whatever you can andget the fuck away from that person,
right. But I just that's whatwe do now, that's all we need
to do. Politicize it. Everybodyruns to their corners. Everybody has an
opinion. I can't believe everybody's opinionabout Taylor Swift. Dude online, it
is what political party do you baseyour personality around? That's your opinion of

(01:41:46):
Taylor Swift. If you're a Democrat, she's a slave queen, And I'm
like, but she's a billionaire.Aren't y'all to eat the rich, tax
the billionaires so there are no more? Aren't you all that party. But
okay, if you're right wing,you hate her, you just want to
watch football. People are mad atTaylor Swift because she came out and endorsed
Joe Biden. That's why right wingis pissed at Taylor Swift. And okay,

(01:42:10):
but that's like it's like, it'slike, yeah, but that was
four years ago. I read astory today. She hasn't made her.
People are wondering, ooh, shegonna endorse this time or is she because
she's because she said it out intwenty sixteen, I'm sing, why do
we give a fuck who a popstar votes for? No, she she
endorsed him, and she's doing awhole thing about him. She did a

(01:42:31):
whole interview that's going to be releasedon one of the primary nights or something.
But she has endorsed Joe Biden.Ooh, that's like, ooh,
her boyfriend is on a team ina very red city. Mm hmm.
But he's mister Pfizer. It's true. And like there are articles coming out
saying that because she is so popularthat she could literally her endorsement could sway

(01:42:53):
the election. Yes, so,because I've already I've read several things already
that the youth are not as energizedas they were four years ago. A
because Satan isn't in the White House, and be because of who's in the
white House. They're not that all. They're not as well fired up as
they were in twenty twenty. Youalso have ce people in their mid twenties.

(01:43:16):
Their political awakening is the fact thatthey remember when making three grand in
a paycheck was a big deal,and now they're like that ain't shit after
taxes. They ain't shit after fuckinginflation and cost a living rise and every
other fucking thing. Everything cost everything. I might as well been making fifteen
hundred dollars. You could have keptprices the same as they were. I

(01:43:39):
want to make three granded paycheck.You bring home three granded? No,
you won't put your business out there. I'll talk about it, motherfucker.
I don't make that, so I'lltalk about your shit. No, I
said, I want to mad Daddywarblocks. How about you, man?
No, I said I want tomake three grand a paycheck. I've never
made three I've never made three grandpay You understand that's a that's a two

(01:44:00):
week paycheck, and that's before taxes. Yeah, I've never ever made a
three grand paycheck, and you werea general manager, Andrew were corporate liaison
at one of the top three pizzaplaces in the world. Correct, goddamn
taxes are way up, more outof control than I ever thought. Then
it has to be Do you realizefifteen hundred dollars a week is seven?

(01:44:23):
Is seventy eight grand a year?Yeah? And I mean a general manager.
I mean, do you care ifwe named it and dropped the place
of well who I used to workfor? Yeah, oh yeah, don't
give a fuck. I don't workthere anymore. Okay, a general manager
at Little Caesars. I would assumeyou probably max out sixty grand, ha

(01:44:45):
ha, maybe sixty well, sixtygrand. That's what if you get if
you nail all your bonuses, likeevery single one. You missed none.
That's what I'm saying. That isyour maximum. I'll put fine, I'll
put it's from twenty years ago.Uh, you started at thirty grand before
bonuses when I moved, Because whenI moved out of management, I was

(01:45:10):
making a cool thirty seventy years andwhen you moved into the corporate one,
I got pumped up to fifty.What year was that twenty ten years ago,
twenty thirteen. Okay, I havenever made seventy eight grand a year
ever, I mean, I meanseventy eight grand a year. We would
not have moved into here. We'dbe living fucking north of Hall Road.

(01:45:35):
We're gonna get robbed because some motherfuckeris gonna figure out where we're at.
All a shit. We talked aboutour local area, then be I know
they're in one of these two places. I don't know what street yet.
Hey cool, I got homeowner's insurance. I'll say they took the top of
the line everything. Oh, it'scrazy, you know what. It's crazy,
you know what? And I knowwhat. We had like five eighty

(01:45:56):
screen TVs. We had like fourMacBooks. I'm going to shut the fuck
up because we're going to put thisout on the air. But yeah,
well, I'm just saying I mighthave heard a rumor at some point that
there's some people that can just makeshit disappear. I'm just saying, oh,
yeah, it's nuts. So butyeah, then, now let's see

(01:46:16):
this would conversation would be called exhibitA. Well, I am talking about
people who are bitching about this andwithin the last year, so and these
were people who were getting bonuses intheir paychecks, and like I said,
I don't know, but it wasthree grand after everything, I might as
well made fifteen hundred. And thiswas a person who's old enough to remember

(01:46:39):
when you made fifteen hundred for twoweeks and you could live off of that
because you were making three grand beforetaxes a month and you could actually rent
a place for that. You Idon't I don't really know if you can
rent in a lot of places withmaking just three grand before taxes a month
these days rent well, you don'tknow a lot of places for seventy grand
a year. You know what youcould rent if you made three grand a
month before tax A month? Amonth? Yeah? Yeah, No,

(01:47:01):
you're getting assistance at that point.Yeah, that's what. That's what not
a paycheck? No? No,a month? No, that's no,
like you're doing what I was yourYou have roommates? Yeah, there you
go? All right? So dowe we got something else to go out
on besides that? I mean,no, everything. No, I'll be

(01:47:23):
honest with you. I don't givea fuck. There's been plenty of shows
over the fucking decade we've been doingthis. We get off and I'm like,
boy, suck. I don't thinkthis show sucked. I think there
was actual passion and motherfuckers were actuallyspeaking from their heart. The show sucks.
I said, we can't end oneverything sucks. Okay, you're saying
everything we did sucked. I'm like, wow, No, I was saying,

(01:47:44):
we can't everything sucks. This isthis is this is an actually good
show. The Detroit Free Press isremoving comments from their website. That's that's
our last one, this one,and you can put that in a positive
but no, just I'll say that. The reason my dander gets stirred up
on this one, it's I don'thave any here, so it's a joke

(01:48:06):
for me. Is fucking like thisis another thing where people on the left
side of the ledger are taking somethingaway from us in the name of we
know better for you. That's that'swhat to me. That's what this comes
across as if did you guys,either of you read that about why they're
doing it? No, I didn'tread it. What is there? What

(01:48:29):
is their reasoning? I mean,I could take a guess. It's short
enough to where I can just readit. I was gonna say, yeah,
I don't even free Press whatever Idon't even say. Dear readers,
the Detroit Free Press feels strongly thatpublic discussion and civil debate are crucial to
our communities. We know that youare readers know things that we don't.

(01:48:50):
We also know that we are allbetter when we can hear each other and
learn from various perspectives except yours.This that's why the USA Today Network invested
in extensive research and testing with theCenter for Media Engagement. Remember, kids,
always look, look who funds that. Before broadly standardizing comments are on

(01:49:13):
our new sites in twenty twenty,for all their benefits, we must acknowledge
that comment sections across the Internet canquickly devolve when they're left unmonitored. We
involved our journalists in the discussion andmonitoring moderating comments helped us provide a better
experience on our website. But nowwe are hitting pause. Starting February first,
the view comment button will disappear fromour articles. While we believe in

(01:49:34):
the importance of engagement, we aremaking the hard choice to move away from
the space due to the time investmentneeded to produce a safe and constructive dialogue.
Or is this a fancy way tosay, hey, we're making job
cuts. No more comments they pay. They don't want to pay someone to
fucking basically police the comment section.Yeah. With this change, we'll continue
to focus on impactful local reporting andfinding new and robust storytelling. We invite

(01:49:58):
you to follow us on social media, can and still have the discussion with
others about our journalism and reach ourjournalists through their article taglines and blah blah
blah blah blah. They're still tryingto get you to fucking get the paper.
Okay, four, So here's here'shere's my issue. Okay, this
is why I will never buy anewspaper. Well, I won't say never,
because there's like a I guess aone percent chance on of one hundred

(01:50:19):
percent that I might buy a newspaperone day for some reason. But like
I just I don't buy newspapers isbecause they or subscribe to their fucking online
shit. That's when I say buynewspaper. That's what I mean by that
too. I am a I aman old gen x er. So forgive
me, because they're gonna cut thisship. And let's be honest, they're
cutting it. They're doing this tosave money. Okay, cool, what

(01:50:42):
are they gonna do with that moneythey save. Are they going to take
that money and try to find Ohgee, I don't know journalists who actually
have journalists and journalistic integrity, whohave a track record of being good journalists,
who don't cater to one side oranother, don't suck up and buddy
up to people that they're doing storieson so they can tell the truth when

(01:51:02):
they when they need to. No, they're gonna hire people in tech to
design bigger and better websites because nowthey got rid of the comment section,
so let's spend money on the website. Fuck the content, make shit pretty.
That's my problem with most news agenciesthese days. It's the equivalent of
putting a tend to read the news, but they're not telling you anything,

(01:51:23):
but boy, they're really pretty tolook at. Now. To be fair,
I'm not a free press fan,but I have been reading about from
what I understand that they're gonna justtry to stay afloat. Like I guess,
they have not been making money forquite some time, and one of
the reasons that the media is havingthese problems is because they don't have the

(01:51:43):
public trust anymore. They used andabused there that I think that I think
that is that I think is thedog you and I have been chasing the
whole fucking show right there. Yeah, public trust is gone, like publications
being caught lying and then not doingit and be like well whatever. That's
why I'm like only half heartedly likejoking. I'm like, man, I

(01:52:03):
almost wish we could get those Christiansfrom like forty years ago back to have
some say so, because, man, let me tell you something. Outside
of a few demagogues in in evangelicalChristianity, them motherfuckers will take out their
own trash. They're self righteous assholes, but they'll take out their own trash.
And it's like politicians, social socialjustice warriors, the corporate the corporate

(01:52:27):
side, they're playing the game dirty. There are there is no true nor.
There is no moral north, truenorth on their compass. So they're
just liable to do whatever in thename of whatever just to get power or
money or whatever. They're fucking chasing. At least the zealo you know what
the fuck you can trust them todo be zealous about their religion. And
I mean, at this point,I just want I want consistent fuckery.

(01:52:51):
I'm tired of being surprised and itjust dawned on me. This article illustrates
beautifully one of the things, evenwhen I was younger, that I hated
about the Left. It's really aboutone thing, but they're telling you it's
about something else. Like really,It's like, as I read it,

(01:53:11):
I was like, duh, it'snot what I thought it was. No,
this is a fucking job cut.This is a fucking job cut.
We're getting rid of a job.But they're telling but they're wrapping it in
like we're trying to help the we'retrying to help humanity by keeping all of
you fucking animals at bay out ofthe comment sex. You know what I'm
saying, Like, this is oneof the things that has always bugged me
about the left. Right here,just say no, we're cutting a fucking

(01:53:33):
job. Sorry, comments are goingaway. Here's some hard won, fucking
experience from an old, fucking grizzledbastard who's forty six. Okay, people
that don't know you personally unless they'rethey have a martyr complex or a savior
complex, basically somewhere like a clusterwhatever the fucking personality disorder. They don't

(01:53:53):
care about you. Okay, theyjust don't. They're using I care about
you and I'm trying to help youas a way to get you to fucking
Basically, it's a manipulation tactic.People who know you barely give enough to
fucking help you. Think about everybodylistening. Think about when you're at your
lowest moments. How many motherfuckers getscarce real quick? Now? Think about

(01:54:15):
when you're flushed, how many ofthem saying motherfuckers showing up with their hands
out the people? Sorry? DoPeople who care about you and will tell
you the truth are rare. Peoplewould rather hear a complete stranger say we're
doing something that's taking something away fromyou for your own good. Oh I
believe that, But I'm gonna hateon this person who I know by their
actions, not just their words,care about me, But they're gonna tell

(01:54:40):
me something I don't want to hear. So fuck that. That's the problem
the media, what do you?You can't You can't be friends with people
and be critical of them. Solook at the media. Who is the
media budding up to? Buddying upto which way politically does the media lean?
I mean, you don't even haveto fucking think twice about and what
did you just say? What'd youjust say? What what do you hate

(01:55:01):
about liberals even when you were youngand were and consider yourself what pissing on
my leg tell me is right now, don't fucking tell me you're doing something
one you're doing one thing, butyou're but you're saying you're doing it for
this reason. Bullshit. Just bereal with me, be honest with me.
Let me make my own mind upabout what your how I feel about
your actions. Don't try to manipulatea response out of it. And by
the way, that's not limited topolitics. That's anything in life. You

(01:55:26):
get someone who's trying to fucking leadyou around to a fucking to a predestined
perspective that they have waiting for you. Yeah, you're being played, just
so you know. But that's that'swhat our media does these days. Anyway,
am I saying the media was wasgreat and wonderful and completely non partisan
and didn't pick a side, ofcourse not. But it is absolutely blatant

(01:55:49):
and it is a marketing tactic.Now, we ain't hate profit off of
the tribalism and the hate you've created. Just pick what side you want to
fucking milk the money from. Imean, I think It would be ironic
if it turned out that it's abunch of Republicans running MSNBC and a bunch
of Democrats running Fox because they're bothmilking the money from people they hate.

(01:56:12):
That would be one of the ultimateironies of fucking America right there, at
least the first two hundred and fiftyyears, right this meaning a Bible Jesus
takes off his mask and he's Satan. I mean, and this you know,
I'm not trying to end on afucking Debbie Downer note, but I
mean, like it's way too latein the show and way too late right
now to try to get into thisin my opinion. But like the lack

(01:56:32):
of trust, that's just not that'snot just a media thing. It is
a lack of trust in institutions andtraditions and things that we just took for
granted. It's a general unease witheverything. And I can tell you,
man, living in constant, fuckinga constant state of fear or something's going

(01:56:58):
to happen. I don't care whoyou are. In a long enough timeline,
that's gonna wear you down. AndI fuck our private lives as a
society. You can't tell me.We haven't been fucking conditioned to walk around
in a constant state of fear.Oh God, I can't disagree with you
there, mm hmm. See,everyone is someone who has a potential threat
to you. Assume the worst abouteverybody at every opportunity, but then becoming

(01:57:24):
rage to the point of violence ifsomeone fucking dares to do the same to
you. Okay, that sounds likea child to me. That's not how
adults are supposed to act with eachother. I literally had to sit and
twice in the last fucking thirty days, and at two separate jobs, had
to say this. Do people understandthat if I'm mad that you messed up
about one thing in your job,that doesn't mean I hate you as a

(01:57:46):
human being or I think you're aworthless piece of shit. I just think
you did a really shit job ofabout that one thing, and if it
made my life harder, yeah,I'm gonna bitch about it. Is it
gonna be good natured bitching or isit gonna be we going outside and getting
in some gangster shit. It's allhow you want to take me fucking bitching

(01:58:08):
about your fuck up. But it'sthat's it. Like people are Oh,
I don't really know. I mean, I fuck up, someone is mad.
I assume they hate me. Areyou fucking serious? That's the default
setting for people. We're not talkingteenagers, talk to people in their fucking
late twenties early thirties. Yeah,that is a symptom of a sick society,
man, because, believe me,the job I'm working, We're not

(01:58:29):
talking life and death. This isnot brain surgery. I can't disagree with
anything you just said. Anyways.Fuck, how do we bring this back
around? Uh? We can endon something funny. You ever farught so
hard to crack your own back?I don't know. Fuck it no,
but I'll tell you. Eating cleanHoly shit? Whoo wow, I forgot
what happens when you eat like alot of vegetables all the time. Yeah.

(01:58:54):
Oh, he was fucking Oh yeahhe was. He was letting them
fucking drop a lot of vegetables tomy diet lately. That was not the
way to bring it back around,That wasn't it. Hold a second,
I can make us even more comfortable. I'm just happy when I take a
semi solid shit every once in awhile. Oh did I share it too

(01:59:14):
much? Okay? Sorry? Pad? Say here come the influx from oh
joke, want to get that lookedat you? Ship jokes? Everyone loves
a good just around the corner fromthe dick jokes, And went and visited
the asshole who lives around the cornerright, he was full of shit jokes.
Boom, there you go, happynote the brown note at an exhausted

(01:59:41):
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I appreciate you listening and I'll catchnext time. All right, Let
you guys see us. Jessy blacksheep? What's a black moth? No?

(02:00:25):
No? Who are emma window coming? So? I guess small wasn't
ming mohame wedther thing is fair?No? No, who but less than
the hair pressing you ask, yes, I guess I could start the fish
with your wal this hit or blackmantle to the front note from going a
good time only give you what youwon? Can I hear that? Hey,
Tom getting out? You got ahack the house darling his creative actual

(02:00:46):
about the name off can be byyour laden or even this updicated brother's in
the jungueo cousins it Uncle Jim Barber'smy name. Yes, wait, do
what mister Longe dress black people slamnow? No, y'all heard bathers the
movies to the Then, of course, the choices you with this where you
think your best, you first,for you think your best. If you

(02:01:09):
come with this where you thinking withthat, go where you were best.
You we're best. You can withthis where you think you were back.
I go with the black sheep.Here's the black sheep. Even if we
run into the cannot be becos.We're like this, watch this, winning

(02:01:30):
like that, because the fact forme it might not a drown. Therefore
I ignore wins a philiside. Ilive with me. I've got my back
tonight. You know what I'm saying, yore black, I'm not playing me
to go with this, and gowith this without delay and safe and actual
wallency won the cannedy. I madeit look easy because it is to me
anytime capacity was to try to rockit. Anytime my honey gave us play

(02:01:50):
try to knock get the devil witha pool. So we finished school.
Never see us what and you'll neversee us talk about the blue bathers.
Still hear the rock, don't whatgirl, and we don't put your car
no got I'll go see your ladyabout a cat. And you can't be
that with a mat. You comewhen you can get with that, you
can get with that. You cango with this, when you can get

(02:02:12):
with that, when you can getthe best you can get with that.
You can go with this where youcan get with that. Engine engine number
nine on the New York Transit line. If my train goes off the track,
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, Get on

(02:02:34):
the scene. Christy clean. Youcan't probably don't work that. You can't
in a ving hole. We bethe out, can't down for the set
off, won't play rock, Youwon't play the holl Open the door.
You better believe with sign up throughwith swift flee Come iftily we can make
call to be came would be tobe your pits home to bitty come So

(02:02:58):
now I'm well just to say you'replaying home, oh you, because I
got the contained home, pass theplay up to hold the fade home like
you can play like the honey ina bad home. Gover the tree top
to hone your flake call and youcan get a school later. You came
this you can't get you. Comethis way you can get your best.
You can go with this when youcan get with best. This you can

(02:03:23):
get you so you can get withbest. You can go with this,
but you can get with this.Where where come come? Come come here

(02:03:44):
here here, come down here,come down here, cold down here here.

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