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Thank you for visiting Christopher media dotnet. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot net. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm rich. We

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have returned. And uh wow,that took. That took super long.
Huh. Two whole primaries. Trumphas pretty much got the Republican nomination lockdown.
Two. He dominated. He justhe made Iowa his bitch, all
but one county he got in theIowa caucuses, which, by the way,

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I don't know if you guys know, he lost that county by a
vote. Yeah, like Nikki Haleygot one more vote in that county than
he did. And yeah, andthen he won in New Hampshire. So
yeah, boy, those all thosecriminal charges, those are just hurting him,
right, That's what That's what Iwas gonna read. Oh, it's
good, it's gonna hurt him inthe primaries. And this really is it

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because we've all kind of been inlockstep for the last year. Like you,
congratulations, you've made him a martyr. You've pretty much assured him a
second term. Mm hmm. Imean again, we'll see, we'll see,
but I definitely mean he'll win theprimaries for sure. There's no way
Nikki Haley's coming back and winning this. No, I think between this,

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I think he already has enough delegatesto get the domination, Like there needs
to be no Super Tuesday or whateverthe fuck. Like he's pretty much got
it already. The next one isSouth Carolina, right, and Nikki Haley
saying she'll win that one because that'sher homesteak shocking hum. But also that

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didn't work out for Biden, andI don't think so. Whenever he ran
in Pennsylvania, didn't he win Pennsylvaniathe primaries? That's right? So yeah,
but Trump won and then two also, Daddy d didn't even make it
to New Hampshire. He bowed outover this weekend. Mm hmm. And
endorse Trump. I'm telling me,you think it's gonna I don't think it's

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gonna happen. No, if anything, I think because twenty twenty four,
Nicki Haley will be his running mate. You think Nicky Haley will be desantaz
is running Trump's running mate? No, because remember you need remember the Trump
Pence right, you need level headedto combat the wacko plus woman, and
it's twenty twenty four. No,no, Nikki, you can't have you

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can't put Trump with Nikki Haley.You can't put Trump with someone who loves
war. That just that's bad newsbears. Why is that because Trump doesn't
need to be talked into doing anythingirrational and starting any sort of war.
No, but really, like,what did we hear from? Oh,
this guy's got his hand near thebutton? What did he do? Who

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did he fucking he didn't go afteranyone was in fact the first sitting president
like since the Cold War to goover to North Korea? Yes, nothing
blew up, no bombs were launched, and anybody from either side no,
nothing just checking. Yeah, yeah, but no, I just I don't

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know. I don't think. Idon't think Nikki Haley would be a good
one for him. I think thathe would get a lot of pushback for
that. I've seen Ben Carson's namethrown around a lot. That guy doesn't
even know where he is. Yeah, did you ever see that video when
he lost his luggage? No,he was being interviewed like he was in

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the middle of I think he wason one of the news networks, and
I think he had just gotten intotown or something. But in the middle
of the interview, he was talkingto one of the guys, and it
was yeah, but I lost mylug, like like trying to run down
his luggage in the middle of aninterview. But that just he came across
as very scattered. There was alwaysjokes the whole time that the guy always

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looks fucking baked. But right,let me let me ask you guys a
question. Do you think that,no matter who Trump's running mate is or
who his vice president is, doyou think Anybody's going to be able to
talk Trump into doing anything he doesn'twant to do from the from the position
of vice president. No. Ithink that's why Pence was a glass of
milk. Yeah, I just thinkthat would bring upway too many fears with

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people. People really have strong feelingsagainst Nikki Hayley. I mean people have
really strong feelings against Trump too.I'm aware of that, but like,
see, here's my I thing.I think that I think Trump sees and
I think Trump's team sees the vicepresidency as where they make their concessions with
the Republican Party. Give us,give us who you want us to run

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with, and we'll just we'll gritour teeth and take it. So what
is the pros and cons of runningher as vice president. I don't see
it pro I mean, she's awoman's she's I mean, okay, well,
here's what I'm thinking, Like,if they if Republican, if the
Republican Party is smart, what they'lldo is, if that's the case,
if Trump is basically conceding, I'llI'll you put him forward, and as

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long as it's not something retarded fora nomination for vice president, I'll run
with the person. If the RepublicanParty is smart, they'll pick someone who
is loyal to the Republican Party butcan also play to Trump's ego and get
him on board by kind of beinga half assed yes person. I'm gonna
go with Nikki Haley, who washis un ambassador, Like you forget that

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too, she worked in his administration. I mean, I think it's pretty
clear at this at this point thata lot of people in Washington look at
Trump and they just kind of seehim as he's an unknown variable. I
mean, he's he's just he's ahe's a wild card. If a variable,
it's you can't even predict where he'sgonna come from half the time.
So I mean, why not tryto get at put someone in there who

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can get a little maybe a littlebit of fucking control on Trump or at
least give us give. If I'mthe Republicans running the fucking party, I'm
going we're going to need a headsup to get out in front of damage
control because it's trum and the mediais going to make it their job for
every day he's in office to takethat man down. I mean, have

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not the last eight years shown usfrom both administrations. We need a competent
number two. But what makes NikkiHaley competent? She's a woman and she's
not white, woman of color.Dude, I'm playing twenty twenty four politics
right with this, Okay, Butalso I had to be informed that she
was a woman of color. Yeah, she whitened up her name. No,

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what was it? Vivek Ramaswani,Like what it is? He dead
named her on the first Republican debateor whatever? Oh did he? Yeah?
Oh yeah, he fucking talked init was brown and brown crime.
Oh yeah, he talked matchit abouther, like you changed her name and
this and that and oh yeah,well she just goes by her middle name.

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Her name is and I'm sharing itNimurata. Yeah, that's in the
bet. Her middle names Nikki,and then she got married and that's where
Haley comes from. Apparently, Trumpa couple of days ago got on truth
social and kept calling her Nimbro.People didn't like that. No, No,

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her name is Nimurata. Yeah,so he was like Slide and Gerich
calling her nimbro people, he's workshopping. It didn't work. What do we
not like about Nikki Haley? BecauseI know people I have not researched her
a ton because I don't think sheI don't think any I don't think anyone

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really stood a chance against Trump inthe primary. If I'm just being honest,
But I know that people really dislikeher. Why that's what I'm That's
what I am. Why do peopledislike Nicki Haley? I think I literally
googled exactly that she said that Americahas never been a racist country. That's

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one thing that they say against her. What's it taken out of context?
From? What? What's the endof that sentence. Earlier this week,
Hailey was asked in a Fox Newsinterview if she believes the Republican Party was
racist. After and NSNBC host wonderedwhether Haley could win the GP nomination as
a woman of color. Hailey answeredthe question more broadly, responding that America

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has never been a racist country.During a Thursday town hall, the former
governor was asked if she stood bythat answer given the country's history of legal
racism, including slavery. Hailey doubleddown, saying that America was founded on
the idea that all men are created. Gotcha, So she's like doing la
la la la la. Yes,yes, no, bitch, read the

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history books. There's a whole warabout its. Basically how she has responded
to Trump, She said she wouldpardon Trump under certain condition, focusing on
foreign policy. I mean, it'sjust I don't know. I mean,
I'll have to I'll dive it.I'll come back with a more educated response
to why why people don't like her. The only thing I can think is

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because she's got the audacity to runagainst Trump. The usual suspects online in
my friend's list and family that arejust pro Trump no matter what, attack
her as she might as well bea Democrat. She's a Rhino. She's
a Republican and literally Rhino Republican nameonly all that type of shit. So

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it's just it's not Trump, it'snot Trump. And so they invoke,
they invoke the worst thing they caninvoke to other Republicans, and they say
the worst thing they can say aboutother Republicans to Republicans they want on the
Trump train, which is she mightas well be a Democrat. And that's
really all that. I mean,how many people really go into the street

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ask people who hate this woman tosit out and actually tell you why they
hate this woman. Give me somefucking policy. What don't you like there
she supports. I'll even settle forthat. You don't even have to go
into a deep dive. And Iguarantee you most people couldn't. They just
know how they're supposed to feel,because well, I lean to the right,
so I've been given my marching papers. Or I lean to the left,

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so I've been given my marching papers. That's what's irritating about this is
I don't I don't think she standsfor anything enough to hate her. She
said that she did not think thatDesantas's don't say gay bill went far enough.
Basically, what it says is youshouldn't be able to talk about gender
before the third grade. I'm sorry, but I don't think that goes far

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enough. So now she's but Imean, we didn't expect the left to
like her, and somehow this isooh, such a far right extremist position.
No, the fuck it's not.I've yet to see someone who's not
an asshole who's in your trying tohave politics in other people's faces. Go,
why are we talking everyone? Whyare we talking about sex with children
in single digits anyways? Like thisdeep about sex? Right? Didn't didn't

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we agree that in public school middleschools? When we start teaching and talking
about this shit, Why are wetalking about this in grade school? That's
the average person's attitude. Nobody wantsto deal with that reality. You turn
on the TV. The reality is, well, they're upset because they're trying
to say that we're teaching it tofive year olds. We're not. We
want to teach it to eight yearolds because there's a difference, right yeah,
I still look, I'm not aparent, and that shit drives me

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nuts, Like why why do wejust gonna go on the same rant I
always go on. But it's aworthwhile rant just to make you feel a
little validated there, like it's aworthy rant. It's disgusting, it's obnoxious,
and it's still being foughtfor and chippedaway at slowly because now they've thrown
out like the incredulous thing. Wewant to be able to educate your kindergarteners
about anal sex. And you're like, fucking what and they're okay, fine,

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fine, well wait told you inthe fourth grade tried to do that.
Straight people tried to do that,they'd be protesting the fucking school.
Oh I know, dude. I'vetold the story at least a dozen times.
They sitting at a party years agoand Hi, yeah, how you
doing. Super gay dude shows upand all the chicks are like, oh

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my god, it's my your bestgay friend and all this bullshit, and
he starts talking about how he fuckedthis guy up the ass, and they're
just yeay, And then one ofthe straight dudes like, hey, yeah,
my girlfriend, Yeah yeah, Ifucked you up the ass once.
Oh you're disgusting. The fuck's wrongwith you, pig, And I'm just
going neither of them need clapping.Good for y'all. If y'all like that

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type of sex, why the fuckare you clapping or booming the motherfucker for
it? That's you. That's yourmentality right there. That's who you're dealing
with. That's who's that's that's thepeople the media is geared for, not
us. Our listeners are smart.Thank you for listening. Please, yes,
Welcome to our tiny little corner ofsanity on the internet. We are
lying to people. If we say, we're saying, but no, no

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one's saying anymore. No one's sayinganymore. We'll playing the card everyone else
plays. We think we're saying,that's the thing truth, And I don't
think just thinks she's saying either,you're the only motherfucker on that island.
Okay, so you fucking live onyour island, motherfucker. I know I'm
motherfucker. I just live through thelongest January of my forty six years because

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of my own bullshit. I knowI ain't saying Okay. Maybe, welcome
to our little corner of rationality onthe Internet. Welcome to Chris is saying
the rest of us, we doour best. The rest was just honest
about the ship. But whatever,Chris is crazy in the way that's Chris

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is. Chris is crazy in theway to think Chris is comfortable with I'm
crazy in the way I'm not comfortablewith you. Gotta a way like,
oh boy, I got to lookfor a new job. Chris is crazy,
Like, oh man, I'll haveto block that bitch on social media.
We've learned, you learn how tomaneuver around you're crazy after a while,

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How do I manage myself? No, I like, you're your own
employee. I just I when itcomes to all this, I'm just like,
let's just this is the same shitI said twenty twenty. We know
it's gonna be Biden. Just canwe fast forward? Do we really need
to go through the fucking song anddance? We know it's gonna be Biden.

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We know it's gonna be Trump.Do we really need to go through
the song and dance? But themedia is gonna do it. It's gonna
do all this bullshit, all thisI can't. I swear to God.
I swear to God. I stayedoff the Internet for the first six months
of twenty twenty because I knew howbad it would. You're not the Internet.
I stayed off of Facebook, andof course, like any addict,
I looked at it, but Ididn't fucking post on it for six months

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and it was just because I knewhow bad it was gonna get, and
it's like I feel it coming again. It's just like this, I am
disgusted that we're going to all hateeach other again over two people who wouldn't
piss on us if we were onfire. Like I viscerally hate these two
old cocksucking motherfuckers, I really do, for the fucking damage that they fucking
them and their party and their bullshitinflict upon fucking people on a day to

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day basis. For families won't talkto each other, parents and kids go
to the graves not talking to eachother over these two fucking idiots fucking guillotine.
As long as the internets on thatshit ain't happening, that's one of
our pacifiers. I don't think itwas meant to be one of our pacifiers,
but I think once they found oh, there's another thing to lull them

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into stupidity with. There's always beena contention of people who view politics like
the average person views sports. It'sentertainment. But that really got amped up
when cable news networks and a twentyfour hour news cycle and how are we
gonna fill it? And here comethe talking heads and the Talking Heads did

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nothing more but get on TV andlook for issues, basically, look for
bole hills to make mountains out of, and then scream at you that you're
not a good fill in the blanktribal member if you're not upset as they
are about. And it works.It works because humans, by nature are
adversarial. We can't even try tofucking mate without looking at it as a

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win lose situation. And two peopleare trying to hook up and be together
supposedly, be honest, you thinktwo motherfuckers who hate each other are gonna
fucking play nice? Come on,man, no Asteroid twenty twenty four.
It's the only fucking hope I'm tellingyou people, right, we are at
Bill Hicks. I'm sorry, weare a virus with shoes. Elon,
get on a tractor beam. Goback to watch that first fucking few episodes

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the first season The True Detective.The honorable thing for us to do be
to walk hand in hand into extinction. Hi, I'm feeling really good about
the human race this week show forGrandma, Well, she's gonna die,
so there's just probably, like,you know, what the fucker's onto something?
I baked a bunch of cookies fora bunch of ungrateful grandchildren. Fuck
them bitches. The thing of allof it is is that it's just I

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mean, at this point, Ithink we've talked about it a whole lot.
How much control do does the presidentactually have? And people just throw
everything into them like whenever they wakeup on on the day after when I
don't know, I would say theday after an election day, but no,
the fuck, it's not three weeksand four days after the election day

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and they finally counted everything and waitedfor all the mail in ballots and done
whatever the fuck they're gonna do.At that point, they act like whenever
the announcement finally gets made, thatlike something really huge and substantial is going
to happen in their life. Andyes, it does make a difference,
but not it's not enough to drawfamilies apart. None of this is enough

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to draw families apart. Like Idon't necessarily like Biden more than I like
Trump, and that shouldn't be somethingthat like you don't go to Christmas about.
The problem is not I mean,the problem is the politicians. The
problem is always the politicians, butin this situation that that's not the problem.
That's a that's a people getting sowrapped up in their screens they're forgetting

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what actually fucking matters in life,which is the people around them, not
who is the figurehead of the country. I mean, that's all there is
to it. That's why I meananytime it's I just I can't get behind
any of this shit with it.I have feelings, I have strong feelings
about who I would like to bepresident, but at this point too,

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I don't. I don't like eitherfucking option. I don't want either one.
You know. The thing what I'vecome to just accept is that anyone
who's an actual viable choice and optionand could actually win the presidency, I
don't want anywhere near the presidency.It's the old saying that anyone who seeks
out power should be the last peoplein the world to get it. And
you have to be an egotistical,like some sort of fucking anti social personality

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person to end up in that fuckinghigh of a position, because kind narcissist.
It's not just power, it's powerin front of the camera with the
spotlight on you. Yeah, it'sthe biggest spotlight in the world. At
this point, in time. It'slegendary historical power, like it will be
documented, like people will know yourname around the world for years to come.

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Yeah. Man, it takes aspecial kind Like you gotta really like
who you see staring at the mirror, staring into in the mirror. And
those people that possess that type ofdelusional confidence get people killed. They destroy
lives in the blink of an eye, and they don't lose a minute sleepover.

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Make no mistake, everybody, ChocolateJesus had the same fucking narcissist and
we're talking about you got he hadtwo terms, like he just hit it
from everybody. But it's yeah,like it's you know, I've heard Michelle
Obama say for a time she hatedbeing married to him. I'm trying to
think any who's a president who justbumbled into the presidency. And the closest

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I can think of in my lifetimew W's family, his father's fucking political
connections. Basically the fact that hisfather's team got an eight year fucking shot
after Clinton to go back and belike, Okay, we're gonna do this.
They just thought they were doing thisfor Jeb to run in two thousand.
It turned out to be fucking wSo it's like, well, all

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right, we're running with George now. But even then, like George w
W thinks Jesus told him to runfor president. Okay, w here's Jesus
talking to him. I'm going togo ahead and quote Sam Kennison, take
your medicine. You'll stop hearing thesefive hundred foot fucking Jesus is talking to
you, asshole. Okay, likeserious, to be fair, was this

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cocaine dealer? Heyesus, I'm justfucking saying, man, you should run
for president. Man, Like,that's type of like if you're talking to
God, that's faith. If God'stalking to you, that's psychosis. Take
your pills. True to tell you, the TV's talking to you, you
get to go see a shrink.But once again, are these people that
think about that? Think about that? Think about the people you've met in

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your life who are like God toldme to do this. You wouldn't let
them babysit your fucking dog or catwhile you were out of town. Yeah,
we elected that person twice. Really, you can talk to God.
This is what he told you,all the things he could have told you,
this is what came up. Justso happens and ends up with you
being president. Yeah, doesn't sayfor you to quit politics and go volunteer

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in some third world fucking country andhelp them build indoor plumbing and shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you got to run for president.Nothing about hey, there is this
herb in this remote part of theAmazon jungle that if you go find it
will cure cancer. No, justinvolves you becoming president. So I mean,
basically, once you accept that anybodywho can even get within a realistic

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sniffing distance of sitting in the bigchair in the Oval office is a piece
of shit, who should you shouldnever vote for? Kind of ruins the
whole thing for you. You don'teven really have a rooting interest except for
which side is the most obnoxious.I hope they lose. I don't even
care how it affects me at thispoint, because there's nothing I can do

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to change anything. So I justwant congratulations, world, you've turned me
into one of y'all. I justwant I'm so miserable. I want someone
else to suffer more than me,and I'm less miserable in my own misery.
How twenty twenty four of me I'menlightened now, all right, show's
over mission accomplished. Just kidding upliftingas the last show we ended it on,

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right, No, No, it'swhenever you really stop and look at
it, because if we if wehad anything real, like, if we
had any sort of like what Iwould perceive as a real primary, we're
the person people really like. Itwasn't just career politicians who just kind of
got shuffled into all of this withoutall the behind the scenes worre, but
like people who were really for thepeople, and we were really like not

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just picking between whatever politicians were on, like put on the ballot, you
know, then maybe i'd feel differently, But at this point it's all just
I don't know, it's all justvery it's the same thing. Nothing changes
no matter who gets in on theRepublican side, it's all the same shit.

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And no matter who gets in onthe Democrat side, it's all the
same shit. Trying to keep therethe people happy, trying to keep you
know, we're gonna do this andget more corporate tax breaks woo, and
go to the other side and we'regonna you know, make more people gay.
I don't know, Mayham get marriedwoo. You know, the truth

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is is that it's just as manytax breaks coming from the Democrat, they
just go to a different fucking groupof billionaires and Millionaires's all. That's why
I just laugh when I Democrats weneed to tax billionaires and millionaires, like
you mean people that that your facefund you. Yeah, that'll never happen,
that prop you up. Yeah,Okay, Like we did this a

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few times in the uh in thelast say, oh yeah, welcome to
uh Christopher media dot nets ten yearanniversary. All year will be celebrating,
so tune in for uplifting fucking podcastslike this one and uh but yeah,
over the last ten years, we'vewe've looked up like both sides contribute to
shit that they fucking at one sidewill talk shit about on the other side,

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fucking rallies around case in point,fucking the NRA Democrats they don't take
hundreds of thousands of dollars to theNRA, Republicans donating mill or taking excuse
me, taking hundreds of thousands dollarsfrom the NRA, and Republicans taking millions
of dollars from the NRA. Andthen when we looked up some green fucking
bullshit. I can't remember exactly whatit was, but it was the situation

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was reversed. It was them donatingmillions to the Democrats, them donating donating
hundreds of thousands to the Republicans.They spread it around because everybody has to
get their cut. Do you getit? Now? This is organized crime.
If this wasn't politicians, and youweren't being told this is normal since
birth, and you compared it toanything else that you have any experience with,

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you would call it what it is, organized crime. Yeah, no,
don't be up on racketeering charges.So once again, don't understand sucking
government dick, sucking church dick,sucking corporate dick. You still have a
dick in your mouth, enjoy.I guess I don't understand. It's a
fucking you're getting fucked? Is thatthe American way? Which dick much?

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This is the worst game ever.America's a business. America is not a
tribe. America is not a fuckingsociety. America is not a family.
America because a fucking business, andas far as we fucking are concerned,
fuck you pay me, that's it. Anything else you're choosing to not be
that when you're born into this fuckingcountry. If you are taught the game

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from fucking birth, the game isfuck you pay me. Any good shit
you fucking pick up along the way, congratulations, somehow that found its way
to you. But you're gonna learnthe fucking game one way or the other
because it's either pay or get paid. Fuck you pay me. I feel
that sounds like most of the rapsongs we listened to growing up, and

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what and what were what was therap fucking songs? Even if those guys
were studio gangsters. But they couldlook out their front window and see that
shit. That's what the fuck theysaw. They saw capitalism boiled down to
its most visceral. Get money exactlyat ends, justify the means, helmech
who do I have to kill?It's a choice between not making a thousand

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dollars today or planting your ass sixfeet in the ground. That's not a
choice, home boy, you gottago. And thirty years ago, jay
Z was literally a criminal. Nowhe's a fucking he's one of the richest
people in the fucking world legitimately now. But all that money, all that
seed money, came from somewhere elsebecause he built up Rockefeller and sold it.

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It wasn't like it was a labelthat was started that seed money came
from the same place or the sametype of seed money that started Happy's Pizza.
Here here in the right in Michiganwas some CMB cash money brothers?
Was that the what were they wantsbankrolling that? Oh? Really, I
didn't know. I can't remember ifit was here the Joy Road Boys or
well, because at a certain pointthey were all fucking interconnected and trying to

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you know, shit, was workingtogether. So I don't know if it
was like a co op that waskicking money up and then fucking trying to
launder it through Happyes. I betterstop talking. We might actually fucking get
her. They won't kick open thedoor as the Feds. They'll just shoot
our asses. All I know isthat their headquarters got raided. I don't
know. We're like, you know, we're white guys, live in a

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middle class neighborhood. We might geta phone call maybe. Well, like
I said, we don't have arecord. When you look at how shit
works, and you know how shitworks from a street level, and then
you look at it on the businessend, it's just a little bit different.
I mean, obviously the subtext ofevery fucking interaction isn't the same because
you know, I'm assuming in mostboardrooms, death isn't fucking waiting for somebody

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to slip up, but career death, a figurative death, is waiting for
somebody to not a literal one.It's it's the same, You're gone to
it, man, It's the sameshit with different labels. You know,
Instead of motherfuckers having guns pointed intheir face, it's like they're having their
careers, you know, hung overtheir head. Shit like that. You
know, that being hung out ofa balcony, having like I said,

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having your career hung out in frontof you, that kind of same tactics,
different weapons, Like I said,I sorry, last couple of weeks
have really opened my eyes to howadversarial a lot of people view the world
and view everything in the world,including myself. I'm not excluding myself from
this fucking observation whatsoever. And it'sjust like, yeah, how much how

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much is how much of our societyis based on what we allow someone to
take from us and how much bullshitwill allow before we fucking stand up and
go no stop. So basically,what is it it's an adversarial relationship which
we've which we've which we've politened upand softened up into a transactual relationship.
And we call that society pretty much. But at its heart, you fuck

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me over. I get pissed enough. You've got two fucking things to worry
about. Me fucking you up withmy fist or some other some other weapon,
or me fucking you up in thecourt of loll Yeah. I feel
we should play the song This isAmerica by uh, what's his name name,
oh child Scambino. Well, thanksfor that. That'll be stuck in
my head now for at least thenext four days. And Rich too.

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I know. I heard the songHooker with a Penis this week, and
I heard it with very different ears. Oh you take something from a different
at forty four than maybe at twenty. For you see, we're all we're
all sellouts. You live in theUnited States, everyone to fucking sell out.
I mean, that's kind of It'swhy whenever I've sat and tried to
have a conversation, a serious conversationwith someone who is starting off with well,

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the bourgeois and blah blah, andI'm like, you are born solidly
middle class America. There are literallyonly what a couple hundred thousand people out
of the eight billion on this planetwho are better off than you if you
are born solidly middle class American,because you're already, if you're in the
middle of America, you're already betteroff than half the country. So you

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can cut what is it, let'ssay three hundred and fifty million people in
America. Cut that in half.What are you down to? Now?
How many billionaires and millionaires do youthink there are outside of America? I
throw them in. A couple hundredthousand people are better off than you.
And these people are bitching about theirlives. Like the shit that I hear
people bitching about doesn't even make senseanymore. I hear shit like we want
a four day work week. Ohokay, so you want to do four

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to ten day you know shift?No, No, we want four six
hour shift days. What it's calledworking part time? That's a part time
job. Maybe maybe there's something wrongwith me, but I go nuts when
I don't, and I have thatmuch fucking free time. If I have
a job that I could be makingmoney and be at did we talk about

(31:18):
whoopee ran on a rant a fewmonths ago about shit like this. She's
like, of course you can't affordanything if you want to only fucking work
part time. Yes, yes wedid talk about them, but it's true.
It's like, I'm lucky enough Iget to work with my nineteen year
old nephew, and I'm trying tolike I've realized I'm also because it's only
like a second or third job.I'm also like teaching him how to work,

(31:41):
you know, And I'm just tryingto get it in his head.
Like you think Elon works forty hoursa week. You think I'm not trying
to teach him. No, youknow, like just all to do is
work. But you know what I'msaying, I'm just trying to teach him
not to phone it in, right, Like you think Bill Gates works forty
hours a week. Jeff Bezos madeAmazon into the fucking thing that's gonna own
us all by only clocking Monday throughFriday nine to five. Ranted. They

(32:05):
live very different lives. They cango on vacation for like three fucking months.
They could do it right. Butthey can also But I bet you
on that vacation, I bet youa couple hours a day. They still
got to feel some phone calls,return some emails, make some fucking decisions.
Do you know what the difference is? Though? And the older I've
gotten, the more I've come tounderstand this. When you have a job
where you just show up, hitthe time, clock work, punch out,

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go home, that's a completely differentexperience with that job than it is
when your job is your life.These guys made their jobs their lives,
busk bezos that they woke up andwent to bed thinking about it. It
wasn't even separate from them. Thework wasn't separate from them. There wasn't

(32:52):
musk and a job. There wasmusk doing shit that he needed to do
because that's what I have to doif I want to get what I That
was his mindset, whereas most people'smindset is let me go to work,
punch in, work my time,punch out, go home, leave me
the fuck alone. Yeah, Becausewe are taught, we are taught.
We are taught to be on ahamster weeel. We are we are taught
to just we are taught to sellour time. And that is a terrible

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it's a terrible system. We don'tsell our worth. We don't sell our
skills, We sell our time.And guys like that, like have you
ever have you ever I've heard MarkCuban's story a billion fucking times like that
is a dude who took control ofthe fucking rains early, Like that is
he's for every success he's got.He's got a story about four he's got

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like four failures you know of youknow, well, that's most successful people
that we know their names, businessman, if they're successful enough to where Joe
Blow knows their name, they'd haveway more failures in their past than successes.
They just capitalize on the successes whenthey know how to capitalize on them
when they come. I don't understandwhy that Why is that not to That's
that what I'm saying? Like what, like, dude, you know I'm

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sitting in a fuck meeting less thana month ago, try and explain to
somebody it's okay to not know.It's okay to not know because I'm gonna
tell you what this bullshit that seemsto be pervasive in in corporate America now
of you can't say I don't knowor let me find out, So they
just they use stalling tactics. Andmost people, I guess it works.

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Me it doesn't, So I gono, no, no, no,
no, no, no no no. If you're if you're not going to
say you don't know, then you'regoing to give me a fucking answer.
And that's where the problem starts.We can't teach anybody the reality of this
world because we might offend somebody,It might exclude somebody. Not everyone's going
to feel good about the reality ofthe situation. Everybody's got to feel good.

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Life ain't all feeling good. Wehave emotion through we have more than
one emotion for a reason, don'tyou're supposed to acknowledge them? Oh sorry,
back to robot mode. No,it's like it's like we are trying
to legal not legalized, but makeit illegal to make someone else just not

(35:05):
have exactly. I don't. I'mreally struggling with words. Sorry. I
used to joke about it during thefirst I know what you're getting at during
the first Trump administration, and I'mfearing it's no longer a joke. It's
going to be illegal to be anasshole. Suit. Yes, we have
too many. Okay, we've gottento the point where we can't raise children

(35:29):
with anybody in disagreeing with them.We have lied to children, and we
have a lot more important, Wehave lied to the generation that are now
in charge of our children, whowe send our children to to educate them
that a child can never be uncomfortable. And if you are not one percent
of the time in one hundred percentagreement with the child, then somehow you

(35:50):
are neglecting this child. And whatdoes that cause? What? What does
that look like when those children becomeadults the world that we're fucking we're just
watching be built right on underneath ourfucking feet, because it all goes back
to can't hurt anyone's feelings. It'sI swear, it's the most pussy ass
bitch cunt of the mothers at theplayground telling everybody how they how they're gonna
fucking live their life. The bitchthat doesn't have a retarded kid, doesn't

(36:13):
have a kid with any special needs, just has a dumb shitty kid,
And so she wants her dumb shittykid because she picked a dumb shitty man
to ejaculate up in her ass andget her pregnant. She wants everybody to
be dumb everything down so her walkingfucking wet brain, little fucking trailer part
miracle can feel special. That's theworld we live in now. Those people
are the people that we've given thebullhorn to and let them have their say

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because it had been rude to tellthem to sit out and shut the fuck
up. Can I also point outthe I know the type of person you're
talking about, rich, and theyprobably chose to have the baby for a
religious reason. But I had noproblem with the fucking outside of marriage exactly

(36:58):
cognitive dissonance does to themselves, Andcognitive dissonance is shown time and time again
to drive people insane. It's oneof the most effective methods of torture,
and people are doing it to themselves, and in twenty twenty four, I
can't pick on a race or asocioeconomic status. I have seen it and
all walks of life, and Inever fucking understand it. You get all

(37:20):
high and mighty when you get knockedup, but you weren't high and mighty
when you were getting the shit railedout of it. Where was this gate?
Where was this moral compass where youwere giving it up to some dude
you've known for four hours? Buthey, I've had a few drinks,
which I'm not saying I watched Steinfela little too much. I'm not saying
there's anything wrong with that, butI'm just like, there's you don't always

(37:43):
have to have the baby. Likeif you're nineteen, don't know shit about
shit, living in your parents' basementand you work part time at Taco Bell,
maybe don't have a kid. Justsaying, oh, did I suck
all the year out of the roomwith my reality talk. No, that's
that's just fucking common knowledge. Butapparently that's you know, you can't say
that, And dude, I've beenthrough it. I'm sure a lot of

(38:06):
people that are our age listening havebeen through this. Either it happened to
you or it happened to someone closeto you and you were growing up and
it's like, you know, youhad your buddy who's dating this chick and
she gets knocked up next thing,you know, the parents are all fucking
well, we can't have an abortion, we can't give it up for adoption
because it won't know Jesus. Andit's like, you know, your daughter

(38:28):
didn't know Jesus when I had tobent over backwards, right, Yeah,
you know how this happened. Right, you need to go read Psalms or
like like like like Song of Songsor one of the more racy parts of
the Old Testament, so you rememberhow babies are made, because it wasn't
the New Testament. Behold the Virginshall conceive. My balls were on your
baby girl's chin. I've known herfor two days. We weren't exactly courting

(38:50):
each other. My balls were bouncingoff of her anus. Okay, if
I painted a vivid enough picture here, there was no room for the Holy
Spirit between us. You got somehigh balls, Hey, motherfucker, you
get a ball lift? What doyou want? I guess you really weren't
specific about which part anyway. Thankyou for visiting Christopher media dot net.

(39:15):
Thank you for visiting Christopher media dotnet. Speaking of ball lifts, I
should maneuver out of that, right, Yeah, talk about the balls on

(39:42):
the Texas governor. Nice? Youknow what? Nice? Thank you nice?
Now is his balls up high orbecause they're so they're so big and
ball? This are they hanging?From what she was telling us to apprecial
chat, he needs a fucking wheelbarrow. They're low, they're they're on the
border. Okay, As low aswe go. So God, I think

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it started on like the eleventh maybethat Governor Abbott of Texas came out and
put said that he was dispatching theTexas National Guard to the southern border and
he was booting out border patrol becausethey were doing nothing to stop the path

(40:30):
the coming through of illegals, whichI know I'm not supposed to say,
but we're just gonna have to lookpast that for this conversation. And it's
very specifically at a place hold On. I just had it pulled up Shelby
Park and it's some past I forgetwhat it's called, but it's like it's

(40:51):
this certain passage that is a wellknown passage into the United States. So
he would he sent he sent theTexas National Guard to this place, ooted
border patrol out, and they havebeen putting up razor wire and they have
been telling border patrol you you havenot done your job. You haven't done
your job. So now we're reclaimingour land. We are invoking states rights.

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They went to the Fifth Circuit Courtand they the Fifth Circuit Court said
you were well within your power todo this. So that is what they
have done in that time. Ofcourse, Biden is which supreme like the
big one or the Texas Supreme Court? That was what's fifth Circuit? That's
just what I kept reading. Sothat's probably Texas Supreme Court. That's the

(41:38):
United States Court of Appeals for thefifth Circuit is what I'm seeing. Big,
But well it ended up. Letme let me say this first.
So whenever all of this was goingon, Biden called on Texas to you
know, back off, let borderpatrol come back in and do their job.
This story popped up real quick talkingabout how the Texas UH National Guard

(42:06):
said saw a mom and her twokids drowning, and that border patrol tried,
they tried to get to them andbut the National Guard, the Texas
National Guard, wouldn't let him doit, and so they drowned. And
that was this big story that poppedup for a minute. I want,
I want, I want proof,everything's on video now, I want.

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Yeah, So what it? Itwent away really quickly whenever what ended up
what I believed to be true,and it because it went away because the
story, I feel like what itgained a whole lot more traction if it
had been true was that, uh, there were people, there are people
that die crossing, you know,coming through here, right they're they're crossing

(42:50):
through waters, and that there werepeople that had died and it was a
mom and her two kids were includedin that, and Border Patrol was like,
see, we need to get tothem, and Texas said, no,
you don't, No, weird,we don't have to go pull them
out right now, that's that's notwhat you're doing. We have taken over
now, so nothing cement has comeout, like nothing concretes come out between

(43:14):
either one of those. But Ithat was like a little blip and then
it went away and a blip andit went away and now just no one's
talking about it. But anyway,so the Department of Justice sued Texas and
it got taken to the Supreme Courtto make the decision on whether or not
Border Patrol could go in and startcutting the razor wire at this at Shelby

(43:36):
Park in this line. I'll haveto pull up what the landing is and
I will in just a second.But they the Supreme Court issued a temporary
order saying that Border patrol could goin and cut the razor wire so that
they had better access to the border. As of eight hours ago. The
Texas Tribune has reported that no onehas come in and done shit about that.

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Texas is still standing their ground andthey are actually putting up more razor
wire, right, so what wegot to Alamo? Twenty first century battle
brewing? People are there? Arehold on, let me, I just
saw something a second ago, Texasgoing to start the secession. The Supreme
Court didn't give a reason and didn'texplicitly say why border patrol agents were allowed

(44:22):
to access the park or that thestate had to remove the wires. So
the state doubled down, and someRepublican lawmakers are saying that Texas should defy
the Supreme Court ruling. And again, since it is a temporary order,
they're not doing anything right now,and they are just waiting for, I

(44:42):
guess, for it to go back. I think I read to the Fifth
Circuit Court, and what Abbott sayingabout it is President Biden has violated his
oath to faithfully execute immigration laws enactedby Congress. Instead of prosecuting immigrants at
the for the federal crime of alegal entry, president and has sent his
lawyers into federal courts to sue Texasfor taking action to secure the border.

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Also, whenever the Texas National Guardwas in control over the border over this
passage, whenever people would try tocross, they were not just being sent
back. If it was a singleman or a single woman, they were
being arrested on the spot. Andthat's not something we've been doing at the

(45:28):
border. If they had kids withthem, they were being turned over to
whoever they were turning them over tobefore. And when people are talking about
like the options here are for Texasto back down, and people don't think
that's going to happen. No onereally sees Texas just like saying, Okay,
well you win, we'll just letBut also it's that or or the

(45:50):
Department of Justice can back down,Biden can back down, and I don't
see that happening, or it's goingto come to some sort of civil war.
Well, Joe, aren't these thesame border agents that you were saying
were whipping people in twenty eighteen.Now they're your boys. They had some
sensitivity training whenever he got off too. We also know that that story was
bullshit, right, that's the that'sthe that seem like you said it earlier

(46:16):
and I said prove it like that'sthank you. Everybody because that's what you've
read the last eight years is andI'm sorry, we definitely seen it ramp
up the last four years. Theleft loves to make shit up. How
many ex. Jesse Smollett, fuckingBubble Wallace, right, that shit,

(46:39):
all of the fucking stories with COVIDwhat I thought it was a hoax?
Or I should have got the vaccine? How many of those stories? Right?
Like right? And like yeah.It seems like whenever there's a situation
that that they get caught with theirpants down, they seem to make up
some kind of fucking righteous ass fairytale to fucking bring everybody back into the

(47:00):
fucking their grand delusion. Well,they've learned to use tragedy as a rallying
cry and as something to rally thetroops with. You know, oh,
we got caught in a lie.I know, but you know what if?
What if? What if the liewe told in the racism and the
lie that we made up, youknow that's real? Oh about Nicholas Salmon?

(47:23):
Right? That kid right? Rememberthe kid who was allegedly screaming in
the face of the Native American Who? Yeah, who? That old dude
walked up and got in his facewho has quietly won lawsuits against like every
fucking news network by the way,yeah they're not reporting that shit. Fuck

(47:43):
oh he won top of every fuckingcommercial break. No, he won a
big ass lawsuit against CNN that youdo not hear a lot about. Wonder
why? Yeah, yeah, enough, Kyle Rittenhouse, do we need to
keep going? Trust me? Iknow the people on the far right are
batshit, but but you know,there's I mean, there's sh it's just

(48:05):
crazy, right, like Pizzagate,all the all the shit that' said,
Okay, have fun over there incrazy town. But I mean, like,
there's we have documented cases of peopleon the left trying to make ship
up to make a point and gettingcaught. Mm hmm. And here's my
Let me let me just pose myquestion to you, and maybe you can
tell me that I'm just a totalpiece of shit if i'm if you disagree

(48:28):
with me, and that's totally okay. But the government claim was that the
wire fences and endanger the safety andget in the way of rescue efforts.
Why is it? Why why arewe rushing to people trying to illegally breach
our border into our country to rescuethem? Whereas if we were trying to

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breach the border of another country,we would be shot because the blue teams
in charge. Like and I Iam so I'm so much of a I'm
a bleeding heart on social issues,I truly am, but like and I
don't want to I don't want tohear about anyone suffering and dying and hearing
like I kept to kind of likelook away whenever there are stories about kids

(49:14):
being drug into this because parents knowthey're gonna get over faster and easier and
have a better time if they havea kid with them. And I hate
it. I hate every bit ofit, the thought of people suffering and
the thought of people just sitting onthe other side of a fence, like
they brought up that they wouldn't evenlet them, like give them water.

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The National Guard wouldn't let the borderpatrol even give out water to people who
obviously needed it. Well, no, we shouldn't be offering concessions to people
trying to breach our border with themedia's saying that I'm not buying it,
because there was plenty of stories likethat before when Trump was enough. So
they're not giving people water, yesthey were, They're not giving people food,
Yes, they were, Well,why are we like, let's let's

(49:58):
nicky Haley this, let's take itto earth, or why are we?
Why are we? Why are wegiving them food and water and saying like,
I mean, just wait here untilI guess you see a good opportunity
to to run past us, bestof luck. I guess we're trying to
be humanitarians. Well, nowhere elsewould accept that if I was, if
I was trying to break the reachthe border into Mexico illegally, I would

(50:22):
be fucking shot. I wouldn't beoffered a drink. Isn't this where the
old, the age old argument alwayscomes from, and from either side of
the political spectrum. Well, we'resupposed to be better than anywhere else.
I mean, I guess here's thehere's the problem with you want globalization.
You want what you want basically apeople to look at themselves as citizens of

(50:43):
the world, not as citizens ofcountries. You want us to see countries
is like we see states here inAmerica, you can just move freely between.
Well, the reality is that alot of people trying to get into
this country and now a lot ofpeople trying to get in other countries.
Oh, and by the way,there's other countries that are just as wonderful
to live in as America. Iknow that's shocking the here coming from an

(51:05):
American, but it's true. Andguess what their criteria to get in hell
of a lot more steep than ours. Have a family member looked into moving
to New Zealand? Do you havetwo hundred and fifty grand sitting in the
bank account New England or New England? New Zealand's supposed to be this progressive
paradise. Well, yeah, apparentlynot if you don't have quarter mill sitting
in a bank account that doesn't includewhat like that's in a bank that's liquid,

(51:29):
that's not like, oh yeah,it's in my stocks, it's in
my house, it's in my cars, it's in my investment. Show us
a bank statement with at least aquarter million to get your foot in the
door to talk. That's the pricewe literally let people. Here's something that
I think we need to talk aboutthat no one seems to be talking about
except for right wing far right wingextremists and conservatives. If it's a mother

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and their children, or a fatherand a mother and their children, that's
one thing. When it's five fuckingseventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty twenty
one year old guys, all single, coming across the border together. I'm
sorry, Am I supposed to thinkthey're up to some like like they're out
to like to like make the hangoverpart whatever the fuck? Or am I
supposed to be like, hmm,that kind of looks suspicious. Here come

(52:12):
fighting age men into the fucking country, single guys. And by the way,
these aren't guys that are like,oh yeah, we're sending money back
home. This ain't that bullshit anymore? When is that not being brought up?
Because then you're picking on people ofcolor? Is that something that you
here brought up in any of thecircles you travel in online? Jess?

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Yet, I will watch news footageand I swear to god, you know
what it looks like. It lookslike motherfucker's being march to and from a
fucking building in county because it's allfucking young dudes. Am I not supposed
to notice that? Is that whatthe problem is? Am I the problem?
Again? Am I paying too muchattention? Hey? You know what,
then? You know what we needto strengthen, We need to find

(52:53):
more stronger we than we got now, and maybe that'll get me to not
pay attention. So get on it. Government. You want me to be
dumb, You got to meet mehalfway. I'll smoke your fucking government engineered
shit. But you gotta put itout there, and it's got to be
strong for me, because if not, I'm gonna keep noticing shit like this.
Well, buddy, you think theargument against government weed is government cheese.

(53:15):
I don't hold out of hope forgovernment weed. Government cheese was awesome,
and that proves you were never onthe welfare. Motherfucker. Government cheese
made the best real cheese sandwiches.Government peanut butter made the best peanut butter
cookies. Don't fuck with government cheeseand government peanut butter. Man, Damn,
how can you say that? Ithurts my heart? Man? It

(53:36):
hurts my heart? Okay, adifferent metaphor. You think government car would
be a good car if the Germansdid it? Folks? Right? Yeah?
Okay? How about this? How'sgovernment school working out for everybody?
So well? That I know atheiststhat send their kids to Catholic school just
to get away from public school.That's the thing. Like, I wouldn't

(53:58):
hold out hope for government weed.Like Aaron and I kind of got into
this. I was like, hebrought me over to that side of the
conversation. I was like, you'reright about that. Well, here's the
thing. The government weed was thestrongest weed you could get before it started
being fucking decriminalized or medical marijuana startedbeing made legal at the state level.
And then it was like, oh, you've been just smoking Detroit ditch weed

(54:21):
and Mexico brick weed. That's whatthe fuck your problem is. This isn't
even all that great. And thenwhen they started bringing the medical shit,
that was dude. The first timeI hit one of your pens, Todd
and I were in the backseat ofyour car, and I'm just like,
dude, we hit it, andI think we both hit it twice,
and we hit it really light too, because you gave us that heads up.
Like ten minutes later, I lookover at him. He looks at
me, and I'm like, bro, I'm fucking gone, and he's like

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yes, and I'm like, dude, wow, I haven't been this high
since like the first or second timeI smoke, you know what I'm saying.
And it was I was like,what is that? And You're like
just a regular old cart And Isaid, you puffing it all day And
I'm just like, oh my god, dude, this is the next step
in human evolution. Jesus Christ.Part of our brain is just going to

(55:05):
develop them where it's like THHD dependent. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
You know, I agree with you. I get Okay, Well,
then whoever private industry come up withstronger weed because I'm noticing things I want
to be stupid again, You're notjust speaking as stupid and ignorance being blissed.
Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuckis going Okay, Chris, this
is sorry, Jess, You're luckyin this aspect. What the fuck is

(55:28):
going on in the dating world becauseI have not been in it, but
I fucking looked into it the lastmonth or so. Holy dog, shit,
everybody's crazy. Everybody's either borderline ornarcissistic or some shit. I have
never in my life. I couldnever when I was little. I feel
like I'm biting like an Adam Carolla bit here. But when I was
little, I never imagined so manyadults did not have their shit together,

(55:51):
Like that is what dating again?His life? Wow, and I'm and
congratulations, ladies, because you're inthis conversation too. Ain't just picking on
dudes like yeah, oh no,everybody's fucked up. Here's the thing,
here's what it comes down to.Everybody's scared of being hurt. Everybody's afraid
of being hurt. It's a veryreductionist take, but I'm just saying this
is basically what you really. Everybody'safraid of being hurt, and so that

(56:14):
everybody develops their own set of unhealthyand counterproductive coping skills and defensive mechanisms,
and we try to find someone toshare our life with in spite of all
that bullshit. And here's the deal. Is there a line I can go
to to just be like, Okay, I admit I'm fucked up. Can
I just go to the I admitI fucked up? I'm fucked up lining?

(56:36):
Because everyone over here thinks everyone elseis the problem. I know I'm
the problem. Can I go tothe adult line then, because that's the
problem. You know what I'm saying, And you really don't know who's who?
Oh boy? Yeah, everything islike everything is. There's no good
intention, there's no good faith inanything that I read, well, not

(56:57):
anything that's not fair. The vastmajority of the shit I read, the
vast majority of the videos I watch, the vast majority of the post I
read from people male and female.Everybody assumes the worst about everybody else constantly,
and I'm just like, how thefuck does anyone hook up? Like?
How do you get past the pointof where everybody is an adversary on
your fucking screen? Right? No, I get It's it's like everybody's a

(57:20):
game to be beaten instead of aperson to learn about, to try to
share something with. The profiles thatare listed demands are like this is what
I won't put up with, andthis it's like why. And I've always
been in the mindset like if youcome across as a pain in the ass
and your profile, I do nothold out help for real life. See,

(57:42):
I can kind of respect the thisis what I am. I'm very
self aware of what I am.Like if the chicks like or dudes like
I am for the dudes like Iam five foot six and I am two
hundred and seventy pounds, I ain'tgonna try to hide any of that because
there's no way you're gonna you're gonnabuy them any taller or any smaller when
you meet me. So if that'sa deal breaker, let's just get that

(58:06):
out the way. You know what, I respect a dude or a chick
who opens up with that. Isthat considered see not? To me,
that's like you know what, thankyou. That shows you're respecting your time
and my time. Well no,that no, that's just that's specifics No,
But I'm talking about like there's justpeople that it just it just comes
across as like sure, disagreeing withyou is gonna be fun because you do

(58:30):
not come across as very flexible,like certain things you can pick up on
right away just by the tone ofit, I guess, is what I'm
getting at. Yeah, I getthat, Like I don't know, I
just I'm not good first and anyother thing is. I really do think
that a lot of people think they'rebetter at picking up on tone in context

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when they're reading something then they actuallyreally are, because there's sometimes I'm like,
wow, that's clear sarcasm and peoplearen't picking up on it. And
that's just another thing. It's liketo me, that is muddy. The
water is so much on top ofit, dude, I have no idea
how motherfuckers just hop into a forumor hop into a dating app and just
start fucking shooting off messages and hey, how you doing, how's it going?

(59:13):
Blah blah blah blah blah. Ijust don't get it. It just
seems so fucking foreign to me,man, it really does, and it's
so impersonal, and that's just like, why don't we just say what the
fucking reality of it is. Yousaw some pictures and you might not mind
sticking parts of my body in yourmouth. Well, I look at it.
It's like if you're in person tothe same thing, Hey, how's
it going, how are you doing? Nah? I see, But dude,

(59:35):
that's that's the problem here. Forme. I'm not the type of
dude who meets fucking a chicken.Is like, like, I don't go
looking to meet a chick. IfI'm meet a chick and I'm into a
chicken, it's usually like I mether and like, hey, I wasn't
looking for this, but here itis. No do you have conversations with
other human beings. That's what Ifound. That's what had me being most
successful this last time around, isI've gotten so uh you know, I

(59:58):
got a girlfriend now, but I'vegotten so much positive responses in the past
because women being like, wow,you actually just have a conversation with me.
I'm not used to this. Mostguys on here just right right away
boom broom. You know it's youknow, just like talk to a person
like they're a human being. Ohwait, minue, wait, minue,
waitenute. Okay, yes, thento answer your question, Yes, despite

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how I may come off, Iknow I come off as just borish,
fucking like, you know, likemisogynists, and I am to a certain
extent. But no, I'm notlike huh me want to stick penis into
you until you ejaculate and make cocksnot on you. Ugh, that's no,
that's not how I am. Ofcourse I have a conversation with people.
Mm hmm. What the fuck doyou talk about with someone who you're

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on a dating app? Though,because we all know why the fuck we're
there, We all know why thefuck we both are talking to each other
because we find each other physically attractive. Okay, So let's we're gonna act
like that's not the reality of thesituation. All right, I'm gonna help
you out right now. You're openingconversation on the dating app think about that
is your first date. It doesn'tcount. It doesn't count. Trust,

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But that's the mindset you need toThat's the shit you talk about, where
you from, where'd you grow up? Where are you for a living any
sibling? That's all that shit.First dates, Uh, that's first dates.
Like like, I don't know howmany first dates I've been on,
and I really think about it,but I get your point. I know
what you're talking about. Okay,okay, fair enough. By the way,

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since I'm gonna give you this tipbecause I went through it. If
you're talking to anybody under forty,get used to text with somebody for two
weeks and you might never even fuckingmeet, because that's a thing now I
know. See, this is whatI'm saying. Like all of this on
its own is enough for me tobe like, masturbation ain't that big of
a deal for me. I'll justI just then you add all the bullshit

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and everybody's thinking that everybody's amazingly justlike just like reincarnation and when God talks
to you, everybody thinks everybody elseis the problem. No one thinks they're
the problem. Everybody else is thenarcissist. Or bipolar or borderline or whatever
the fuckt the new hotness is forthis fucking decade that we're gonna call shit.

(01:02:13):
And it's all by the way,I've been here long enough. I've
seen all this shit be rehashed fromthe eighties, the nineties to twentyands and
twenty tens, now the twenty twenties, it's all rehashed and renamed bullshit.
Yeah, no, no, it'severyone thinks it's wheel. Yeah, it's
defensive measures people develop because they've learnedthrough life experience that if they don't have

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these defensive measures they're more likely toget hurt. And instead of talking to
like adults to each other about thesethings, we just sit around and wait
for these things to happen. Orhere's the better one. We sit around
and we're so convinced they're gonna happen, we turn into a self fulfilling prophecy.
So we treat people like shit untilthey actually lose their fucking minds and

(01:02:58):
it happens. Then we go seetold you. And that's what I can't
deal with. Man. I've hadsome women of fucking and analyze themselves right
out of second dates with me ontheir side. And my side like,
okay, cool, have fun withthat. I just you know what,
I take the self awareness I'll take. I'll take a fucking risk with a
chick who needs a lot of therapybecause at least she admits she's something or's

(01:03:21):
something wrong. I just can't dealwith. I'm tired of dealing with everybody's
perfect but me, dude. I'mI'm tired at fuck y'all. Y'all ain't
perfect, right. I don't givea fuck who you are. And by
the way, there's only been oneperfect person on this fucking planet according to
the Christian Bible. Okay, youknow how his life ended, and we
know where the hardware stores are at, so you better be real fucking sure
you want to claim to be perfect. Ladders, hammer, nails, we

(01:03:45):
know where all of them are at. Okay. It's just like it's just
irritating, man. And it's likeI get it now, Like I have
I'm that weird dude who I havefriends who are ten fifteen years younger than
me who I still talk to,and they're just like, dude, there's
no hope. There's no hope,guys, thirty two, thirty three,
And I'm like I'm trying to tellhim there's hope, and they're like,
dude, you're the one who threwyour hands up and walked away from the

(01:04:05):
whole dating thing a decade plus ago, and you're trying to tell us there's
hope. And like, so Iwas, Okay, all right, maybe
I am being hypocritical. I'm notsaying it's hopeless, but it ain't hopeful.
I mean, let's be honest here, Dude, if you're fucking single
and you're in your fucking late thirtiesearly forties, probably made some bad decisions
in the fucking romance department, right. Oh. I told an ex girlfriend.

(01:04:29):
She took exception to this. Italk my way out of it because
she ended up coming my girlfriend.I said, Oh, yeah, we're
on. We're on fucking uh uhWhat did I call us? Uh?
We're at like life outlet, We'reat Life's outlet mall. We're like all
the irregular fucking uh clothes. Right. The fucking the skirt was even big
lots. Yeah, the skirt withthe uneven hem I'm looking for dickt Oli.

(01:04:54):
Yeah, the pants with the fuckingred dot on them. You know
what, here's the thing, man, like all the bullshit like I'm too
old for the fantasy shit Like whendude, when I see women in real
life who are too pretty, I'mlike, bitch, you look like a
walking filter from a picture online.That does nothing for me. I guess

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I'm just old an imperfect, likeI just don't get it. I don't
understand it. I I trust me. It makes me feel. It makes
me feel a lot more empathy andcompassion for a lot of people who if
this is if this is the ifthis is the pool, they've been casting
their fucking reel and rod into orwhatever you know they're lying into, trying

(01:05:36):
to find somebody. Oh, I'msorry, I apologize. I get it
now, Rich, I know whatyou're talking about. There's a new instinct
I've developed called you don't look likethat in the morning. How long does
that take? Yeah, we justcall that a coyote fuck. Wake up
in the morning and her face wouldbe on the pillow, and you'd see

(01:05:58):
her without her makeup, and yourather chew your arm often move it to
wake her up, like a coyotein a trap to get out of there.
I've had the same thought. Weare in our forties and you look
like a filter. How long didthat take? And okay, what about
permanent makeup? What about you knowthat's a thing now right, Like what
is okay permanent makeup, because there'sI have female friends who have gotten like,

(01:06:21):
uh like permanent eyeliner, I think, or like that. You can
do blush, you can do lipstick, you get the I mean they eyebrows,
yes, and then people get theirlashes done like and that lasts for
a while. And then if youhave lip fillers, cheek fillers, botox,

(01:06:44):
I mean, you really could wakeup looking like that. Okay,
perfect example of what of what we'retalking about is Chris Google. This chick,
Aaron Moriarity was wearing a Madonna lookedlike she Get Madonna out of your
head, clean and you'll clear yourmental palate. Aaron moriy already before and
after plastic surgery. This chick isn'teven thirty, dude, and you're I'm

(01:07:06):
like, she fucked herself up flatout. Oh yeah, she's twenty nine,
dude, she's twenty nine. Likeif you can like cut and paste
that picture into the group chat,so Jess here knows what we're talking about.
Oh no, twenty nine Okay,Look here's I'm just being okay,

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I know this is gonna sound likesharp knees two out of ten woulden't bang.
She's she was a very good lookingwoman before the plastic surgery. She's
just not she's not my type.Well two soft features, but she's still
a very good looking woman. Shelooks like a fucking alien after her plastic
surgery. I'm not even exaggerating,Like that's what. That's what A woman
who's like forty seven and walks intoa plastic surgeon and goes make me look

(01:07:54):
like I'm thirty. That's what theywalk out looking like this woman's not even
thirty. Is just it blows who'smy mind? That is so sad.
I mean like and it is okay, that is repulsive to me, but
anyone else is repulsive that sea sickgreen hair, half fucking washed out look
with the fucking big ass funny andsize, fucking nos ring and everything.

(01:08:16):
And I'm just like, that's theother half. Like you go on most
of these fucking dating ats for datingsites and you just just just look,
just peruse, and man, Idon't know if I'm just seeing that's just
what they're showing me, because I'mnew to them or what. But I'm
just like, what the fuck isthere any normal bitch out there anymore?
Like where do you go? Wheredo you go to meet normal people who
don't look like Kardashians or don't looklike I don't know, like seventh year

(01:08:40):
fucking college students who are getting theirPhD and fucking feminist, fucking lesbian dance
theory. I don't have answers.Oh, I know you don't. Now,
you know you you're hated on bythe way, and you're hated on
by the fucking by by the chicksjust because you are not in the game,
because you were married and out ofthe game, because you don't have
to go through what they go through. You're the problem. And I'm just

(01:09:03):
like, Nah, that doesn't comeoff bitter at all, sweetheart, Like
you're not even you're so you're sofucking bitter. You're not even just hating
men. You're hating women who arenot a competition in competition with you at
all. They're married and happy tobe married and happy to let you do
your thing, Miss fucking me,strong and independent, and yet you gotta

(01:09:25):
hate you know what I'm saying,Like that type of shit. I'm like,
I've known enough women to know thatthat's something that bothers you, sweetheart.
That's a you problem you need towork on. Like, no,
I hey, congratulations, you obviouslymade some some some good decisions in the
relationship department. A lot of peopledon't, and a lot of people have
some fucked up life situations because ofthe ship they fucking have made some decisions

(01:09:46):
about I mean, and I'm includingwomen in that shit too. That's just
that's like, that's just something Itry to explain to people, especially younger
people, when oh God, sugar, divorce, I'm like, do you
understand what that's gonna do? Doyou understand that getting the state involved and

(01:10:08):
your relationship is going to just fuckeverything up? Everybody's life is going to
be worse by the end of this. Well, you already did when you
got married. Yeah, what doyou want me to fucking say, dude,
I've been saying that for almost twentyyears. But gay marriage, gay
marriage, the argument isn't about whethergay people should be married. The argument
is about why is the government involvedin marriage in the first place. But

(01:10:30):
you don't want to have that conversationbecause you want to argue about gay people
because some dude in a big hattold you that they can't get married,
and you got to fucking make surethey can't get married. Now, I
don't know. No one wanted tohave the conversation I wanted to have.
What do you want me to fuckingdo about it? If Doug Stanhope couldn't
get the motherfuckers to have that conversation, what hope did I have? Uh?

(01:10:53):
You might have had, like,you know, drugs at your disposal.
Here are some drugs. Listen tome. I don't know. If
I had drugs I want to share, not with the assholes I was hanging
out with twenty years ago. Ohmy god, like for like the last
fift for like the last five years, I've been saying twenty years and I'm
like, okay, that's still technicallyno. No, I do mean twenty

(01:11:13):
years ago. Now. It's rightin the middle of my band days.
Jesus Christ, you know what,That's something I used to think I was
stupid to be married when I wasdoing the band and the music thing.
Dude, I think that was ablessing in disguise. I truly do mind
that looking back at my friends whowere single and trying to do the music

(01:11:35):
thing and balance life in their twentiesand try to fucking like like have a
social life. It was much betterfor me. It was much better for
me to have the fucking it wasexactly good. It was what I'm saying.
It was much better for me tohave the security of a relationship.

(01:11:56):
Three to four hours sleep, oneof those, A lot of those being
in a bar at last call andgot to be a work at nine,
like, oh well, all right, tomorrow is going to be fun.
God, that was my thing.There's no fucking way I could do that,
No way, no way did mylast job fucking general manager assistant GM

(01:12:16):
come fucking dragon ass in. AndI'm just like, I don't miss those
days. Do not miss those days. I know what the fuck y'all were
up to last night. Y'all werefucking partying, and it's if you're lucky
three hours sleep. Yeah, no, no, no, no, those
days are long ago. Oh thankyou, That's what I say. I
tell my nephew all the time.Being young is exhausting, enjoy But no,

(01:12:39):
what I was I was also theone who, because I had I
was in a relationship, I wouldstay up and party until two, and
then hang out at the after partytill like three three thirty. But then
i'd go home or I'd crash.All my single friends they didn't want to
be there because we're in our twenties. We're all really dumb and impressionable,
and we're really care about what otherpeople think when we really shouldn't give a

(01:13:01):
fuck what other people think. Sono one wanted to be the first one
to bow out. And believe me, for a while there it was like,
ooh, I outpartied rich rich passedout before I did mark it on
the calendar. It doesn't happen oftenlike that type of thing, so I
would fucking either leave or go crash. Now their night isn't even over with

(01:13:21):
because now they're trying to close whateverchick they've been trying to close all night
because they were too busy party andnow they got to try to do that
and then get some booty, getsome sleep, get up, deal with
the hangover, go to work.Fuck all that. Dude, I was
so lucky to be in a relationship. Or some times we'd stay up all
night smoking weed and playing fucking ViceCity, and we just the night would

(01:13:45):
end at five am at a fuckingdiner with some fucking omelet or some shit,
and then we go home. Imean that would kind of happen,
but like definitely, once we hitlike twenty one and the bar scene hit,
it wasn't smoking weed and vice city. It was coke cane in the
bathroom of the bar and in somebody'sfucking house for the next four or five
hours. You know that that wouldbe somebody's house because we'd all strike out,

(01:14:09):
not get any pussy. All right, Oh, let's go play voice
man sitting and get high. Cocainehelps your closing rate. I'm just gonna
go ahead and say that, dude. So my friends, my friends,
at least a handful of them,closed pretty consistently. Na, we were
coke never really Coke didn't go throughmy crowd. We were just a bunch
of stoners and drunks. Every nowand then someone showed up with a like

(01:14:30):
a grandma coke. Ooh, butno, it really wasn't. There was
like known at least that I ranaround with. At least the bands we
ran around with, nobody was atleast a known coke had put it that
way. If anyone fun there wasa far shit. We didn't associate with
him, were like, get thatshit out. Uh. Coke was about
the heaviest thing that you would thatpeople would be comfortable to be let known.

(01:14:54):
I don't consider ecstasy heavy. Soif I was in a show and
like another musician, I want upand I'm like, hey, it was
going on blah blah blah, Ihaven't seen you since this show? Oh
yeah yeah, so so what's up. How you doing tonight? Dude?
I'm rolling hard. Really? Yougot some tabs? Yeah, you got
the extra I'm saying that's not heavy. Shit is like you whip out a
spoon, yeah to me. Pipe. To me, heavy ship is anything

(01:15:16):
I've watched anyone lose a job ora spouse over possibly a car, an
apartment. They usually over a bunchof shit. Yeah, it's all over
a woman. But like coc andheroin, basically anything in that category.
See, and coke was weird becauseI remember plenty of times just some shows

(01:15:40):
it was it was it was everywhereand no one fucking bat than an Eye,
and other shows it was like youbetter not let X know about this,
and I'm just like all right,whatever, you know, we snuck
beers in here because they didn't giveus drink tickets right like, we're like
where they served bud Light and abottle there, Yeah, grab us a
case of bud Light bottle, putit in the back of the bay samp.

(01:16:00):
We'll sneak it in that way.That's what we do. We drank
for free, and we'd walk aroundand be like, when did you get
that? I bought that when theother bartender was up here. Now we
just drink all the booze. Wewere in several bars out of Coors Light.
Many times would you pay for it? Sometimes? Sometimes not? Sometimes
we got it at a discount.Sometimes the bar would pay us right away

(01:16:20):
and then we give them the moneyright back. We weren't. We weren't
that type of band. Well,no, but a lot of but no.
But a lot of times the peoplewe rolled with too, like we
were a Coors crowd. Hey,here you go, gen X kicking in.
We hated bud light for it's coolto hate bud light. We would

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make fun of you if you ifyou and our creof you got caught with
a bud light, you were anobject of derision. And this was well
before last summer. That was afrat boy beer at least when I was
coming up. See here's the thing. It's just I'm just like y'all went
to bars where there was different fuckingbeers on tap like that. One of
the bars that we were in acan. No. First, first of

(01:17:05):
all, if we were drinking fromthe Weird the bar that we fucking drank
for free at we're the house bandat they had regular beer and light beer,
and it was just like it wasjust like soft drinks, soda pop,
whatever you call it from wherever youare when you go down south in

(01:17:25):
certain parts of the Midwest, whatflavor coke you want? It was we
got regular beer and bud light AndI'm like, is it but whatever the
fuck it is, it's just lightbeer. And that's what the fight.
That's what was that. That waswhat was on tap. Anything else was
like you said, in the canand they were like, you're not drinking
cans or bottles for free, giveyou the tap beer for free. But

(01:17:45):
that was back back in the day. Like an expensive can was two bucks.
You know, you get them onsale for a buck fifty all the
time. Oh fucking jeevez. Goingout for the Lions games, Hey,
beer's on sale. For two onsale for two fifty. That's so glad,
so glad I don't drink anymore.Holy shit. I just hearing people

(01:18:08):
talk about how much, dude,because of the because of fucking the lions
and shit, I guess they're likereally pushing a lot of the fucking regional
whatever blah blah blah. So I'mstarting to get ads in like my social
media feed for bud Light and beerand like what once again, not really
bud Light, but like, youknow what, whoever sponsors the NFL whatever

(01:18:30):
the fucking beer that is. AndI'm just like seeing the prices on this
shit, I'm going, God,damn, that's what a fucking twenty four
pack cost these days. Fifteen pack, eighteen pack, like almost thirty bucks.
Get the fuck out of here,man, right, Like, dude,
for thirty bucks, I'm gotta bewalking out with a dirty thirty man

(01:18:53):
seriously. But yeah, I'm justlike, wow, I think the dirty
thirty is still economical because I thinkthe youth embrace it. I was in
the youth, I was just afucking cheap drunk. I wanted a lot,
and I couldn't afford a lot.I wanted a lot and I didn't
have a lot of money, soI had to make do. I mean,
we drank PBRs unironically. I meanbars were starting to have them as

(01:19:13):
specials because the millennials were starting tobecome drinking age while we were, you
know, getting towards the end ofit. But we were like PBR cool,
and people were like and cool drinkingPBR. We're like, fuck PBu
because usually that was those them bitcheswere always a dollar. Yeah PB,
give me fucking four of them.Let's go. I had a loggerhouse when

(01:19:35):
we like, I give you fivedollars and that's a tip boom. When
I go down to the Loggerhouse tosee like Few and Far Between or whoever,
it was always a buck. Thiswas like two thousand and one,
two thousand and two buck for aPBR in the can. Okay, cool,
Yeah, no problem, right whena couple of years later to go
see Few and Far Between, sameband, just a couple of years later,

(01:19:55):
and yeah, the the the influxof hipsters had started and the price
had went up with the influx ofhipsters. And if you know the Detroit
area, you know the loggerhouses offMichigan Avenue. Blah, blah bah blah
blah blah blah and Detroit, soyou know where that is, and you
know that that's an area of hipstersgravitated towards in the early two thousands.

(01:20:15):
So but yeah, dude, therewas a line for me, and it
was you know, rich this thismight offend you, But the line for
me was any beer that had Milwaukeeand the title Old or Best, Like,
now, no, we don't,we don't go into that echelon.
I would not offend me. Dude, do you think I have any loyalty
to any beer I drank? Because, oh, Dirty thirty was bush bush

(01:20:39):
light. I thought the Dirty beforethat. I thought Milwaukee's Beast was the
originator of the Dirty thirty. Uh, my friend Cat was the Milwaukee's Beast
Dirty thirty person I was. Backin the nineties. The Dirty thirty was
red Dog for me. Oh ohyeah, yeah, boy, some red

(01:21:00):
Dogs in my past. Yeah,Like, I actually gotta I gotta vomit,
burp a vert if you will.Since we're talking nineties fucking vernacular and
drinking shit. I got a vertto the back of my throat. That
just reminded me of why I don'tdrink Red Dog. Even if I just
if I was just gonna drink likea terminal eel irishman from here and to
the day I died, I wouldif you gave me Red Dog, I'd

(01:21:24):
be like, you know what,there's gotta be some potatoes around here,
right we can. I can waitfor it for that, you know what
I'm saying, Like, we can. I can work, I can figure
something out. I got the internet. I can make I can make some
pruno in the fucking toilet, youknow, no big day that maybe Among
one of the first six packs Iever bought with my own money was a

(01:21:45):
six pack of Red Dog, andwe had someone else buy it for us
because I was sixteen, and Ihad a guy that we knew buy it.
Ironically, guy from our youth group, buy it from the party store
that we were working at, becausehe came in because he nears we're gonna
get off here in like two hours. We want the six pack. You
and buy it for us, andI'll just go leave it round back.

(01:22:08):
Mine was my buddy's uncle, blitheringalcoholic. So as long as you bought
him something, he would buy whateverthe fuck you wanted, and he would
he wouldn't tax you like so likethere were times literally would be like,
we need to get booze for theparty. We go see Ray, We
go see his uncle and like hisuncle Albert, like what do you want?

(01:22:28):
We would give him a hundred dollars, be like we need ninety dollars
worth of shit, and ten dollarsis for you get whatever you want.
He come out with ninety our ninetydollars worth of shit, and he come
out with his little fucking like fivestar mohawk and then hand us the change
back. It was like, allright, yeah, we had a friend.
We had a friend who his brotherwas twenty one when we turned sixteen.

(01:22:50):
That's perfect. Oh by the timeI hit like eighteen nineteen, yeah,
definitely, I had friends around twentyone from him and his girlfriend's rate
up for a minute, did thehole. They had the liquor store picked
out, and it worked for himthat just hung out in front of the
liquor store and waited to find theright looking person to be like, hey

(01:23:11):
man, can you go buy usbooze? Oh oh. As for girlfriends
always came in handy. My firstreal girlfriend, Michelle, Oh yeah,
oh yeah. We would wait aroundthe corner. It would be like Michelle,
go ask and it was always hey, how you doing, hi,
cause you buy me and my friends? Oh you're friends, huh okay,
and then they go in and thenwe'd come around the corner and they'd be

(01:23:32):
like, oh, a bunch ofloser teenagers. Okay, all right,
yep, but hey. She didn'tsay girlfriends. She said friends. Friends.
No, No, she did notimply there was going to be more
women there. She said friends thatwould stand up in the court of long

(01:23:53):
But no, in the nineties itwas dirty thirties were Red Dog, and
then in the two thousands actually wouldjust buy a case of beer, a
regular twenty four pack. And thenmy divorce happened in two thousand and nine,
and I went back to the dirtythirties and Red Dog had went the
way of the Dodo around here.I can't. I think I saw it
like fifteen years ago in one partystore in the thumb somewhere. But so

(01:24:16):
it's dirty thirty a bush light andit was either that or PBR dirty thirties
of that up until I hung myhead out and quit drinking. So Red
Dog still exists, No, Iknow it does. You just have to
you have to look for it.Oh you buy it online? Serious,

(01:24:38):
I'm getting like you get a redyou get four ninety nine, I'm getting
PTSD vomit burps from fucking nineties drinkingRed Dog. Dude, Remember under the
caps of the bottles for Red Dog, because yes, children, Red Dog
came in bottles because it was classylike that for about a year and a

(01:25:00):
half. But under the caps they'dhave like the bulldog face and they'd have
like some sort of saying on him. Do you remember that. Yes,
Okay had a buddy who thought itwas the height of coolness to take all
the caps with sayings that he likedto his job, and they had a
fucking press and he put holes inhim and he put him on his keychain.

(01:25:21):
And so he's rolling around with likefifteen twenty fucking Red Dog bottle caps
clinking around on his bearer chain.He's not even twenty one on his beer
chain, his keychain, he's noteven twenty one. Just thought it was
the coolest thing ever. And I'mjust like, looking back, I'm just
like, it's the same dude whoprobably still wears your car, you know
what I'm saying, Like that hebrings that type of energy to the fucking

(01:25:44):
table. If you're of a certainage and you're listening to us right now,
you are nodding, knowing exactly thetype of dude I'm talking about.
If you're Jess's age, you're going, I have no idea what the fuck
you're talking about. Already googled whatred dog was rich. He googled your
car. Can't smell it through thethrough the fucking through the screen. That's
the problem. Once you smelled yourcar, you're like, it's it's like

(01:26:05):
puke. Smelling your car is likepuking up Southern comfort. You once.
Once you do that, it's ingrainedin you to the day you die.
I could have Alzheimer's be on mydeathbed. You passed your car Southern Comfort
under my nose, I'll probably comeup swinging out that fucking bed. She's
been in a party store run byan Arabiit guys, she smelled your car

(01:26:27):
in Tennessee. Yes, your caris worldwide. Know what I'm saying is
like, there are a lot ofthere are a lot of liquor stores run
by Middle Eastern gentlemen in Tennessee.Oh, it's that's it's not. Yeah,
that's everywhere. Man, Yeah,I think just a Detroit thing that
is, like, no, thatwas a Detroit thing when I moved to
Florida in the eighties and early nineteenWell, I mean last time I checked,

(01:26:48):
when I traveled, Well, it'scountry wide, like they have East
Coast to to Detroit, like basicallyfrom basically like you know, New York,
Philly, Boston to Detroit, maybeChicago. I would assume that,
but you get outside of that area, I wouldn't think it would be like,
you know, what to be fairout west is. Yeah, some

(01:27:10):
Mexicans here and there, I doremember, or maybe they were Native Americans.
Oh, how racist of me?Hey, rich, good news.
I hit the near me feature onmy browser. Within fifteen minutes, I
could have Red Dog here. Who'sthat good news for? Just just saying
that doesn't sound like good news atall. That sounds like very bad news.

(01:27:32):
Three places within a oh yeah,they're all off sixteen mile too.
Oh, lots lots of dots.You get Red Dog? Oh yeah,
here, get it over here.Well, now I gotta know if I
can have it near me. Icannot believe that Red Dog is still that
fucking popular, because no one likeI okay, because of the circles I

(01:27:56):
traveled in, because the music Ilistened to, et cetera, et cetera.
I traveled in hipster circles, deeplyironic, fucking hipster circles, just
deeply ironic non hipster circles, andthen just good old white trash circles.
Nobody drank the shit. Who isstill by? It's like it's like when
I see a long John Silver isstill in business, I'm like, who
the fuck is eating there besides me? Once every two years when I want

(01:28:18):
the chicken black people, because Ionly see Long John Silver. Is like
in the hood now, I couldtell there's within ten minutes a here.
I could show you the place wherethere used to be along John Silvers when
I was a kid, but atsome point they all migrated to the hood.

(01:28:39):
Uh West side of the Suburbs.The what I'm thinking of in my
old neighborhood has been there for fuckingthirty five forty years, dude, it's
been there. I remember when Iwas in single digits being in the same
location. It's been completely remodeled afew times, but it's been in the
same location. So I believe there'snow an oil change place where the red

(01:28:59):
Earth the Long John Silvers was.When I was a kid, I don't
know, Like I said, manwho how man? People used rolling around
talking about boy. I picked meup some Long John Silvers. Today,
not many same amount of people actuallywalking around talking about by I gotta stop
and get my fucking six pack ofred Dog before I go home. I
feel fast food fish was more ofa thing when we were kids'd your your

(01:29:26):
whatever fuck were Long John Silvers,You had your your Arthur treachers. Boomers
really like their fucking what's fast foodfish? And I think it's because a
lot of them were fucking still underthe you know, the Catholic thing.
I was just about to say itthat. I think it was in the
seventies the Pope said, hey,now it's cool, you can eat meat
the rest of the Fridays, justnot the how many weeks is forty days,

(01:29:53):
it's like six weeks, just notsix Fridays in lent you can't eat
meat, but the rest of themnear you can eat meat. That probably,
yeah, there's probably a large societyused to be a lot more religious
too, And there's probably a largesection of society that every Friday was eating
fish and starting, you know,in the mid seventies. In the eighties,
you know, that segment kind ofwent away. I think every Irish

(01:30:16):
pub I ever walked into that hadbeen around since before I was twenty one
had Friday fish fries because it's anIrish pub and the Catholic owned it.
And then sometime in like the latetwo thousands twenty tens, all these pubs,
even if there was like you know, like the newer ones would open

(01:30:39):
no fish fry on Fridays. Andthat's the only thing I could think of,
is like, these are just anew school Catholics, or they're not
Catholics at all, they're just cashingin on well, I'm opening a bar,
so of course we're gonna call itan Irish pub. Meanwhile, they're
like from Lebanon or some shit.My friend, my friend, and then
go prah, my friend, andthen go blah. By the way,

(01:30:59):
in the sixties, I guess Popegot a hold of the weed and was
jamin of the San Francisco sounds andsaid you can eat meat on Fridays.
Man. Thank you for visiting ChristopherMedia dot yet. Thank you for visiting
Christopher Media dot yet. All right, well anything else. Uh Oscar nominations

(01:31:30):
came out the week here, don'tI give less to the fuck right awards
for art and movies that I haven'tseen? Sure, I'm good and the
realization I've come to in the lastfew years. And I don't know why
I took this long to sink intomy thick skull. It's them jerking each
other off. It's like it's onegroup. Oh didn't we do really good?

(01:31:54):
Look at this, That's all itis. It's not like the public
got together and went here, thisis what we think was the best.
It's an industry getting together and fuckingIt's a circle jerk. And believe me,
when the public does get together andthey have any type of People's Choice
awards, that's they look down theirnose in these industries that have the People's
Choice Awards at those awards shows,those are the lesser Those are the bottom

(01:32:18):
tier awards shows. Those are onesthat you know, well skip it.
No one's skipping the Grammys if you'rea musician, well not no one.
You get what I'm saying, youknow saying, but they'll skip the People's
Choice Awards, They'll skip the fuckingEMPTV video music awards or the emptyv movie
awards that were all voted on bypeople, the fans. But they'll make

(01:32:41):
those Oscars, will make that GoldenGlobe show, won't they. Yeah,
it is, it is. Itis literally fart huffing people just farting into
a jar and then putting it upto their face real quick and getting first
huff. So I like sports,it's the last meritocracy, but we'll kill
that. Well, it's even Aaronand I talking about it. It's like
the real awards show for movies andtelevision and music. Nobody but musicians and

(01:33:04):
the people under the fucking line andmovies and television would give a fuck about
because we can all agree. Artistsobjective, My art may be you're junk,
and vice versa. But when itcomes to technical shit, there's good,
there's bad. Pretty much it agreed. So the only awards that are
really legit are the ones they don'teven broadcast anymore. They give them away

(01:33:26):
before they start broadcasting the show,or they just mail them to the people.
They don't even fucking present them atthe show period. But that's what
that's what a real award show wouldbe, and most people will be bored
to death because they'd be like,who the fuck is this guy who does
special effects? I don't know whohe is. I wont know who did
sound design. By the way,I heard like Oppenheimer, it's probably gonna
at least for sound like I heardit is something to behold if you saw

(01:33:48):
it in the Imax sound wise.Well, I think the thing that I
keep seeing, which is probably gonnabe the I guess this is going to
be the hot button we're going totry to press to cause controversy, to
get you to care about the AcademyAwards. Is the fact that Ryan Gosling
is nominated for Barbie. Yet thedirector who's who's a woman, Greta Gerwin

(01:34:13):
I think is her name is,and Margot Robbie they're not nominated. So
it's, oh, this is theplot of the movie men getting more credit
than women. It's not because youknow there's three women directors. Yeah,
it's no, I've already seen allthat bullshit. Barbie snubbed really or maybe

(01:34:34):
it wasn't that good like I amnow in the camp. I'm never gonna
see that movie because I refuse tobelieve it can be as good as everybody's
fucking saying it is, like,now it's I officially be it probably cannot
live up to the hype. Somark An, I'm now gonna actively avoid
trying to see that movie. Ithink for Chicks fifty and Younger it was

(01:34:58):
I think that's why that movie washuge, because, like we've seen our
whole entire lives rich, you getthe female advertising dollar, you make a
shit ton of fucking money, andthey struck fucking gold this summer. Oh
we tacked into member berries for ChicksUnder fifty boom, And I mean,
don't get me wrong, there canbe good movies that I don't know.

(01:35:20):
I have no interest in seeing theBarbie movie, to be honest with you,
But if it's a self aware movie, from what I understand it pretty
much is, it doesn't mean,you know, we're gonna sit here and
be like, oh boy, weagree with how they're self aware, but
it is a self aware movie,it could be kind of fun. Like
when I heard they were doing atwenty one Jump Street remake into a movie,

(01:35:42):
I was like, there's no waythat is retarded. Stop And then
I actually saw it and I waslike, that was a good fucking movie.
They they knew they were making funof how stupid the premise of twenty
one Jump Street was in the firstplace. And then they also made fun
of if you went to school andyou're our age and you watch twenty one
Jump Street, everything that you knewin school has been flipped on its head.

(01:36:05):
Now the nerds rule the school.Now the gay kids are the most
popular kids. The jocks are thefucking outcast, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera. Like this shit couldit could be done. My problem
is is that I don't know anyonewho saw the movie whose opinion I trust.
But I know a bunch of peoplewhose opinion I don't trust, and
I don't give a fuck about onlinewho've told me it's either the best thing
ever the worst thing. E Soyou know what happens. And I know

(01:36:27):
Hollywood doesn't want to hear this,but this is what most people are gonna
do. I'm not gonna see it. I don't care. It's gonna we're
gonna They're gonna end up between youand me. Chris, not gonna see
it. Don't care. I haveno interest in being told my penis makes
me a bad boy. I hadno decision in the matter. Go over
this. When we talk about race, I wasn't in the womb going I
know, I'm ripping off with Luicy k bit here what yes, Mal,

(01:36:48):
Yes, absolutely no, I justshowed up. Okay, well,
here we go, Like everybody,it is fucking amazing. In my lifetime,
we've win from gay people screaming fromthe toppest or the tallest mountain they
can find, the tallest top ofthe tallest building they can find. It's
not my fault. I was bornthis way. Now literally white men are

(01:37:11):
doing the straight white men are doingthat, and I'm just like, this
is wild. Once again goes backto what I've been saying this whole show.
And really I've been kind of thinkingthis for a couple of months now,
just watching humanity. If one groupof humans couldn't impose their will upon
another group of humans, I thinkthey wouldn't. They would just choose to
rather not live. Most people,most people derive their pleasure from knowing that

(01:37:32):
they're better off or they're keeping someoneelse down parasite with shoes. The virus
needs a host to live. Wewill as a species use up something and
then move on. That's what aparasite does. Well. I guess Bill
Hicks was probably looking at it asthe planet's going nowhere, even though everyone
fucking clutches their pearls and wrings theirhands about it. True, we could

(01:37:54):
fire every nuke we have on thisfucking planet and it wouldn't be but you
know, we couldn't live on it. It might be fucked up for a
long time, but the planet inthe long run, until the Sun goes
super nova, it's gonna be fine. I say it all the time.
Dinosaurs are just dinosauran right, eatingplants, sometimes each other, small woodland

(01:38:15):
creatures, just hanging out. Andthen all of a sudden the planet went,
eh, we're down with you.And what's funny is is that?
And this is this is some hereyou go, here's some here's some kind
of conspiracy theory shit. So Iguess get your tenfoil out just in case.
Post World War two, we reallydon't have a long enough timeline to

(01:38:35):
look back and go when what we'vebuilt as a civilization post World War two,
we don't know how long it's gonnalast. Like the Pyramids still around,
but shit that was built fifty yearsago. That's been left to nature
has is completely run to ground again. So there's a theory that we have
so many fucking long periods of iceages or whatever the fuck between, you

(01:39:00):
know a bit at times where youcan actually you know, Earth is hospitable
to a life of any kind.How many civilizations have rose went under?
And we'll just never know because we'veliterally seen fifty years is all it takes
for nature to erase the sign ofmodern humans. And we're at our most
technicological are most technologically advanced right now? Do you get what I'm saying?

(01:39:20):
This makes sense? New Zealand's waybigger, you know that, right,
That's like an eighth continent. It'scalled there's an article about it last year
is Zelandia. Yeah, the NewZealand is basically the top of that continent
and it just eventually, over timejust eventually just sank into the fucking sea.

(01:39:41):
I mean, it's just an interestingthought, like there could have been
civilizations who had already gone through whatwe've gone through. The ice age comes
wipes them out, wipes out thefucking any existence, any proof of their
existence, because that's what I mean. Do you think the pyramids are gonna
be here in one hundred thousand years. It's been two thousand years, right,
The motherfucker ain't pristine after two thousandyears. So go ahead and add
another one hundred and ninety eight thousandyears or ninety eight thousand years to it.

(01:40:05):
What do you think it's gonna looklike? That's true? From the
ice age, we were all wefound was like the mammoths, right,
that's all that was the big shitthat's left that didn't decomposed. Yeah,
who knows what. Who knows whatwas there before the ice age? Who
knows what was there because it wasn'tlike you just they woke up one morning
and boomed the ice age. Hi, what's that? Someone's at the door.
What is it? It's the iceage. Oh okay, we'll let

(01:40:27):
it in here to fuck sit up. No, there was a period of
time where life the planet became inhospitableto life, and life would slowly die
off. Then the ice age wouldcome. Whatever life could adapt to the
ice age, whether it be singlecell microbes, whatever the fuck did survived
it, et cetera. Except that'swhat I'm saying, Like, now these
are all just fucking theories are thrownout. But it's like That's an interesting

(01:40:49):
theory when you think about it,and it's kind of terrifying. How many
times have we done this rise andfall of a I won't say humans,
but like of an organic namenature onthis planet and the people, you know,
the species and or whatever race theywere, you know, we want
to call them each time they roseand they hit their apex where they're like,

(01:41:09):
well, it can't get better thanus. We're too big to fail
as a species. And then herecome mother Nature going I got this big
dick and it ain't moved, andguess where it's going. Hey, I'm
of the opinion she gave us areminder four years ago. Hey, uh,
just a reminder. I'm always incharge. Do you look at how

(01:41:30):
nature is? Nature runs on acycle, yeps, cliche as fuck whatever,
But you know, destruction breeds creation, which which breeds creation. We
live in a state where we seeproof of that every three fucking months,
that nature runs on a cycle.We do have four seasons. I don't
know if they're equal three months equalto each other anymore, you know what,

(01:41:54):
I got what you're saying. Yeah, I enjoyed the three and a
half weeks of summer. We haveright, But what's fucked up is what
was it the summer before? Itwas? Yeah, it was a great
four and a half months of summerwe had. It was like ninety to
October. Like, I get thefeeling that this year it's gonna be like
wow, these six months of fuckingApril and rain have just been great.

(01:42:16):
Can't wait for this to fucking wow. Anyways, podcasting for only people that
live in a shithole of the state, anyway about do it? Huh?
Yeah, I feel I'm bommed becauseI really thought the the history conspiracy shit
would get just sucked in, butnope, sorry nothing. Sorry. Well,

(01:42:43):
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Uh. New listeners welcome. Ifyou've been around for a while, Thank

(01:43:09):
you for your continued support, andeverybody tell a friend that's how the ship
works. I appreciate you listening andwe'll catch you next week. Better guys,
see ya wall upga he mos outlove. There's ano that s insisting

(01:43:29):
this fall rain the brand brand,no question. Everybody don't know leave me
out someway read me you listen whatthey do about it? Feel not look

(01:44:01):
in your eyes so they need tobe clear up some I'm placing your mind
and you need to let it ahand. Feel what it is that live.
Don't better on one morning. Don'twant to be this fall. Wait

(01:44:24):
now I'm seeing me on this bata blasting saying, let us start fe
just the bedroom. I'm Scot,not just the bad pea, no mouth.

(01:44:49):
We'll start just the back, cleanout in bone book gain mom and
I got some snap saying this pieif you your batham the range in the

(01:45:15):
w that you know makes the thaywig the night way that break the shake
around one thing to mind. Seethat look in your eyes. You know

(01:45:40):
everything you singing about time a placein your mind and sound. And you
left the groom to see what itis that love You know that time had
loved it over he can She said, it is Scott to come and begun.

(01:46:13):
See the return rejection your rind outthe bagles come the bad lapping,

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