Father and Son

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Thank you for visiting Christopher Media dotyet. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot Net. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm rich Ah,
we almost hit the post. Damnit? All right, Well we're back.

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Got about Dre forgot about Biden's impeachment. But no they didn't because I
guess the House today said they're gonnago through it, and I guess we
were hoping we would forget about Hunterbecause oh, I guess what was in
the Friday news cycle? Oh yeah, being indicted again for what this time?

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Oh? This that this is onefor the tax evasion. Yes,
I'm gonna be honest with you.I didn't know about the impeachment inquiry until
you said something just tappened like today, like while we were chatting, before
we hit the record button. OrI guess maybe I'm guessing a few hours
before then, because that's when Ihit my Google news feed. But I

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mean, but isn't this the oneMcCarthy started. Let's see, can we
not just like throw both of themout and start fresh with a whole new
election in twenty twenty four? Whateveryou're talking about, this one has impeachment
charges. Well, this one mightbe going to jail for the rest of

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his life, and we're like,hard to choose between the two, but
like, come on, well,that's uh. It's interesting you say that
because one of the very few timesin the last couple of months I listened
to the radio was Today and justso happened to hit up on the radio

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dial from the sports talk station andthe first station I found that wasn't noncommercial
was NPR, and they were talkingabout just this fact that this is the
most all polled voters are just like, we don't want either of these people,
like apparently this is that's in someof these polls. More people are
like, I'd rather not vote thanvote for either of us. That's just

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an interesting thing that NPR is fuckinggiving a platform too, because let's be
honest here, that's what NPR doesnow. They get platforms to what they
fucking support or what they hope totear down. And they weren't really critical
of this, like at all,at least from what I heard, and
I heard I gotta believe pretty muchthe whole segment. So I mean,

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there is some one that out there. There is a lot of rumblings in
the demo a lot of Democrats arestarting to get on board with, like,
dude, this guy is old,but it should be beyond he's old.
It's it's the whole financial gain iswhen he was vice president from Hunter
Biden stuff. And I don't knowhow that's even slightly refutable at this point.

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Did you see what I sent youguys? I think it was maybe
a month ago, okay, crazy? Another thing from the Friday news cycle,
how there was a check written fromhis brother to him for something like
I think it's like a crazy amount, and it was just oh no,
it was for he owed me thatmoney. Yeah, exactly, that's exactly

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it. And then literally literally himbeing on stage being recorded and talking about
how he got the prosecutor fired fromin Ukraine off of the Barisma case and
how he used us money to basicallybribe Zelenski to or not bribe quid pro

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quo, I guess, to removethe prosecutor from investigating Barisma, which is
the energy company that Hunter Biden wasworking for with all of his qualifications to
work there. Remember, he threatenedto do it. He didn't, but
he told him he was bragging aboutit. He was bragging about I said,
I would do this. I said, if you want this money,

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then you're gonna get rid of thisprosecutor. You have until I leave or
whatever. And then well, sonof a bitch, guess who called like
he did? He did that.It was right in front of our faces.
And then no, I didn't usemy presidential sway to do or my
vice presidential sway to change anyone's mindover anything. He admitted it, and

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they're like, no, he didn't. And Trump got impeached because he wanted
that looked into. Yes, becauseTrump called Zolensky asking that to be looked
into. Zolensky, who we sendhow much money to? Oh, we
just figured out a way to sendhim another pile. After we were saying,
oh, they're gonna we're running outof money for him, but magically

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we figured out a way to sendhim another pile of money. It's crazy,
right, No, it's not gonnastop. And they don't even really
talk about it anymore. It's justI mean, you're used to this abuse,
right, We're gonna keep doing it. You've already shown you can't do
anything about it. We all knowyou don't like it. But I guess
stuck my dick anyway, don't care. At least Trump would actually say that

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sentence, probably why I liked him. And I mean, listen, I'm
not saying I truly believe that allof these charges against Trump and all of
this stuff against Trump is nothing morethan to keep him off of the ballot.
And so whenever I said at thebeginning, like just toss it out,
can't we have new ones? Idon't. I really I don't want
that because I don't want bullying tacticsto be the norm and to be what

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works, you know, But thisis stupid this election. I am sure
that others have felt this way inthe past, but this is a bleak
ass election coming up three, Jess. I know it's not even the actual
year yet, I know, butwe're all we're almost things we are at

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officially. We are officially in thecorporate setting of that's an end of year
for a turn of the year problem. We aren't doing anything anymore. We're
all just floating through Christmas, eatingand drinking and being merry, and then
no one's going to do anything afterChristmas until the turn of the year.
So we're practically in twenty twenty fourright now. So let me ask you

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to a question, what does impeachmentmean to you? As far as it
goes? These days? These didnot a feather thing. Okay, I
just want to make sure I'm notmeant nothing in our lifetime, meant nothing
for Clinton. I mean technically wenever saw the fruits of what would have
happened to Nixon because he got outahead of it and said you can't fire

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me because I quit. Well,okay, I'm just saying you ahead.
Clinton w Chocolate Jesus, Sleepy Jesus, Orange Jesus, now, Sleepy Jesus.
All right, Before Sleepy Jesus tookover, we were running at fifty
percent, batting five hundred out ofour last four presidents being impeached, and
what came of it? Honestly,the only thing I can think of is

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political clout for people too stupid toactually dig into the news to see that
it means nothing. Oh this personwas impeached. They must be bad.
I must vote for person who's runningagainst them. That's terrifying if that's a
political strategy, Because if it's apolitical strategy, that means it works,
let's say, than a lot ofpeople, but it works. The Trump

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impeachment and I mean, I'm notjust trying to sound like a Trumper over
here, but the Trump impeachment Ipersonally believe was dumb. I believe it
was a big warning of don't you'renot fucking around with Ukraine and with Zelensky,
with whatever is going on with that, and it was more of like
a public show of putting him inhis place because he was sniffing around in

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the wrong spot. I don't evenremember what Obama got impeached for. I
didn't know he did. No,he didn't. Oh, I thought I
thought Richard just said he did TrumpObama. No, Trump was impeached.
Clinton was impeached. I'm saying,out of the last four presidents we've had,

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two of them were impeached Trump,w and Obama. There was a
lot of talk of impeachment and wouldthey believe me? That's what I'm saying.
It's see, this is something thatmaybe where they need to teach us
in school. Impeachment is just somethingthat the other party calls for when the
other party has a president in power. Okay, but like, okay,
because there was a ton of itfor fucking w and Obama. Yeah,

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so with criminals should be impeached.I mean, according to their own fucking
standards, all presidents have been awar criminal. I used to say,
excluding Carter, but apparently no,no, not according to the treaties and
laws and agreements we've all signed viathe UN. But the Clinton impeachment was

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another one that was like, Imean, I think that was dumb personally.
He committed perjury, that's that's that. Okay, he lied on the
stand. If you lie on thestand, you go to jail. Like
okay, But it wasn't. Thatwas just about Lewinsky though, right.
The patriot was because he yes,peachment was because he lied on the stand

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and because he tried to lawyer hisway out of it with well, the
definite what is it depends on whatyour definition of is is the definition is
is? Look, that wasn't Nixon. I get Nixon was a whole matter
of like presidential things, jobs,Security was going to find the receipts.

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Nixon was using his presidential power andand and federal agencies and other agencies and
his poll and his his base,his pressure just by being president and contacting
some people and going hey would youlike to do this? And you would
owe you what and using that behindthe scenes for political gain and shit like

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that. That's what Nixon was.They were gunning for Nixon about Bill Clinton.
It was ooh, he lied duringa deposition about a civil case.
Right with right? Nixon was itwas presidential Uh yeah Clinton? No,
Trump with the phone call, andthen they want to turn it into what

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will technically that could be quid proquote, you know, like because he
said do me a favor. Thatwas dumb. This stuff with Biden.
I feel like I feel like thestuff between with Clinton and with Trump is
not in the same category as Bidenand Nixon. Do you see what I'm
saying? Absolutely? Absolutely Nixon.Now. But here's the thing I'm starting

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this is, uh, this isthis is the shitty part about living in
the age we do. I'm startingto wonder how much about the entire situation
with Nixon that I learned is bullshitand what's real? Yeah, Because I'll
be honest with you, I knowa lot of people, my parents say,
we're mostly informed about that situation viathe fucking movie with Dustin Hoffman and

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Robert Redford, which I can't rememberthe name of off the top of my
head. The presidents, So toget the liberal take on it because it
came from the entertainment world. Isaid it. Well, yeah, I
mean the Adam Carolla quote still holdstrue in almost every situation. I mean

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it's not an absolute truth, butit's damn close to one. If you
don't know a person in hollywoods orthe music industry or the education industries.
Well you can't really get away withit in the education anymore, but music
or Hollywood, they're probably a conservativeor they're not a quote unquote progressive,

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because it's not even it's not evengood enough to be a liberal these days.
Liberal is considered like, oh,so you're a compassionate conservative. It's
like, okay, so yeah,you don't know the politics. Probably a
conservative for that safe bet, likesaid, getting pushed to the right,
not because there's anything that we're believing, because they're dragging over to the window,

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to that far to the left andgoing this is the new normal.
Why because you say so? No, it's speaking Adam Karol. It's what
he's been screaming everyone. When didyou become such a conservative? It's like,
I'm He's like, good news.I've been doing radio for thirty years.
You can go back and listen.I've been saying the same thing since

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the nineties. I didn't move politicsdid. That's one of the things that
like has really really stuck with me. It's like, I people that I've
done shows with on this very nextwork we started doing shows, we were
pretty much in agreement politically, andnow all of a sudden, because they
consider themselves either one side farther tothe left or right, then I consider

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myself we're at odds, and I'mlike, my opinion hasn't changed, so
why did yours change? Because youI don't think you can give me a
valid reason. Besides, well,that's because popular opinion changed in your circles.
They changed. But that's I don'twant people like that in my life,
so I'm okay with them going byit. I rather have the people
who it's like, no my moralcompass points true north, regardless of what

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the noise, what noise has madearound those are the people I want.
It's it just it's funny, likewith you guys, every Wednesday, I
feel like I'm the guy on theright, and then on Sunday when I
go hang out with my football friends, I'm the fucking liptard in the room,
depending on who I'm around, isyeah, how I how I'm classified,
which that's why it tells me.People go, what are you?

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I'm me, motherfucker, deal withit. I'm not going to explain it
anymore in that who do you votefor? The best I'll give them if
I think that they can understand whatI'm trying to say, or they might
get the references. I drop aChuck d reference from a public Enemy song
on them. Neither party is mine, not the Jackass nor the Elewson.
But most people are too stupid toeven get what I'm trying to say,
so I don't even bother with it. Like some of my golf and fancy

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football buddies. For some somehow,I always get to, hey, why
don't you just why don't you govote for Biden? I'm like, where
in our history if I indicated toyou that I'm just but it's voting for
Biden? Yeah? Like but yeah, but apparently with those guys like I
said, I'm the guy on theleft, it's a there's definitely yeah,

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I know those groups like I said, that's this is this is one of
the dangerous things about viewing everything througha political lens. And letting nothing just
stand on its own merit having toapply a political ideology to everything somebody does

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as or says, or an opinionthey express, instead of where did you
form that opinion? Where do youget that opinion from? What are you
using to back up and validate thatopinion? Besides, I feel this way,
I don't give a fuck how youfeel. You know, that's asking
too much these days, apparently okay, cool, But I just I do

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think to go back to the initialquestion of what does impeachment mean that you
got it? To all three ofus, it means nothing. So to
me, my concern is who doesn'tmean something to And those are people that
probably probably are so fucking ignorant,willfully or not, of so many things
they really don't need to have itto be voting. I mean so right

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to. But hey, I guessit's your right to chop your own dick
off and stuff it up your ass. I don't think it's a good idea,
but you're right. Normalize telling peopleyou're too stupid to vote, please
stay home, very good, pleasedon't vote. Normalize telling people not pro
create either. Oh, it's preachingto the court on choir, on that
one buddy that everyone has to justbecause you can't. Yeah, well,

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yeah, sorry, Jess didn't meanto fucking take all hope away from the
podcast so early. But oh no, there there is no hope. It's
gone. It's gonnappropriate. And youthink I think Joe feels about Hunter these
days. I know on Mikey's alla tough guy about it. Do you
think behind the scenes, like everyday is like a son of a bitch,

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this motherfucker. I bet Thanksgiving wasa little bit awkward. Christmas is
about to be spicy. He's likethe dad in uh what was it the
uh the John c Riley movie wherethey made fun of walk the line he's
a wrong kid die. Oh uhDewey Cox Cox that movie walk Hard Yeah,

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Dewey cox story. But yeah,like the the good one, the
war hero, the fucking that onedoes the fucking the cookeead fucking scumbag lives
on to cause problem. He's indictmentnumber two. The first one's for a
gun, this one's for not payinghis taxes. But he's also writing off
like the titty bar and shit likethat. Like come on, man,
I mean, here's the thing,Like these aren't really crimes. I mean,

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I wouldn't want to marry my daughter, But these aren't really crimes.
It's like lock them up, throwthe key away, or strap them to
the electric chair, you know whatI'm saying, Like, these are just
there, dumb ass crimes. Thisisn't murder, This isn't right, This
isn't you know, shit like thisisn't even fucking like home invasion or breaking
in, stealing somebody's shit, strongarm and somebody for something. You know,

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This isn't even assault. This isjust I just wonder what the tax
evasion If this is a way totry to get to Dad, That's exactly
what I was gonna say it.I mean, it's the easiest one to
go after. And if they canprove tax evasion, then that is just
that is the that they need forgoing after Joe Biden. Here's the thing
that would imply that we have avery divided federal government to the point where

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enough people in power in the IR S, backed by who the FBI,
who would be trying to get toBiden from the federal government the I
R S itself. They have toyou have to, okay, the I
R S has to know well,I don't know. No, not really,
not anymore. Trump fucking Trump,Really, do you really remove the
bar completely. I was going tosay that IRS has to know basically a

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president's bulletproof. But no, notanymore, not after Trump right, once
again, be careful what you wishfor. You just might get it.
Remember when people were like, weneed prayer in school. The Satanta Church
was like, we agree, becareful what you wish for, you just
might get it. No, Joedid hire a whole bunch of extra I
R S agents. The whole thingwith Hunter Biden. That kind of just

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blows my mind. As I didsee. I think I only saw that
he was being died it on thetax evasion because you put it in the
group, Chris, I don't seeanything about it. No one's talking about
it, No one cares anymore.You can't get Americans riled up about anything
anymore. Nothing well new cycle,no one was a blip. It's but

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by Monday morning it's old news.Nobody cares, right, But I mean
it's coming up now. I clickedon the thing you sent, so my
algorithm's like, oh okay, we'llreluctantly throw you a couple stories about this
every once in a while, Noone cares, no one. I am
seeing stories pop up and I mean, I'm just as bad to be apathetic
about it about solar flares that arecoming that could wipe out the Internet for

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like three or four weeks. AndI'm like, huh, because he's on
the right team. This is theguy who ended the story about his laptop
suppressed. Uh when it tried tobe Trump's October surprise and the media just
fucking ignored and social media was directedto fucking ignore it like that was part
of the Twitter files. Here wasthe bitch of it. Though social media

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and a lot of cases didn't needto be directed. They were just like,
oh, we were going to dothat anyways. But sure, yeah,
yeah, we could do that foryou. Do you know of any
that we missed. That's how thesocial media, That's how Facebook was,
It's how Twitter was. Did wemiss anything, We'll be happy to fucking
suppress. Call it misinformation, disinfeat, whatever fucking bullshit term we are attached
to it. Riding dangerously close tostate run media here, people, are

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you kidding me? We have beendealing with state run media seriously, MSNBC,
MPR, those are the fucking propagandawings of the Democratic Party, and
PR actually gets money from the governmentto operate. Yes, And when's the
last time have there? When?When has there been equal representation from the
right on any NPR store a showoutside of literally a guest they have on

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to stay their opinion so they canfucking roast them. Yeah, when's the
last time? Well, this isdating me because I'm not sure she's still
on. When's the last time fuckingTucker Carlson sat down with Terry Gross?
Has that ever happened? Has BillO'Reilly ever been on a fresh Air?
Okay, here's the better thing.Why does an NPR have a version of
Bill O'Reilly or Tucker Carlson's a goodpoint. Yeah, why can't you give

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up like noon on Sunday to conservatives? Because they can't give an inch in
the culture war? Because if wegive an inch to them, meaning progressives,
they see it as give us thatinch, We're going to take a
mile, So they can't concede aninch. This is the danger of never
of acting like there's no middle ground. Why because the two extremists who want
to destroy all the middle grounds saythere is none. Why are we listening

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to them. We far outnumber them. I'm sorry, wrong meeting damn oh
speaking speaking of we didn't go overthis in the chap but it's kind of
released, you see h Alex Joneshis Twitter account back, Oh yeah,
someone I saw someone made a referenceto it. I didn't go like,

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look at it. It's the worldended. We're still here. We were
never in danger of going away.We're just in danger of the government put
in the chemicals in the water that'sgoing to make us gay like the frogs.
That's what we're in danger of.And here's the thing. Alex Jones
was wrong. It didn't make usget made a bunch of people non binary.

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So this is how progressives go.Alex Jones was wrong. That's a
win for that because this is onceagain, this is the level of discourse
we're dealing with in day to dayculture in America. This is why your
average American goes, I don't careanymore because this is considered a win.
Alex Jones is winning because and theright is winning because Alex Jones is winning

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because Alex Jones is somehow synonymous withthe right. They're all one by group.
Do you see the danger of groupthink people, really, someone,
anyone pay attention to what happened inthe middle of the twentieth century group think
really nobody? Oh boy, cow, did y'all see though, that Kennedy

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Junior was seen not too long ago, like sometime in the recent months,
saying that talking very calmly about achemical that's being found in the water that
they're finding that if you introduce itto frogs, it turns them gay,
and everyone's like, oh, interesting, very interesting. Really, Yes,

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did you also see he is suckingsupport away from the wrong person? No?
I didn't. Uh, yeah,I guess who's losing votes, And
I'll give you a hint. Hisinitials aren't DT. I mean, it
makes it makes sense. He comesfrom a family where their name is synonymous
with Democrats. Why wouldn't he suckaway votes from that party? Sadly,

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the only thing I see happening.He's not going to get one electoral College
vote, no matter how much ofthe fucking percentage of the vote he gets.
That might spark certain regions of thecountry into outright open social like just
discontent and flat out rioting, maybeeven fucking like fuck you to the federal

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government. Because I could definitely seethat happening in certain parts of fucking the
South and the Southwest. So guys, remember, divide and conquer. Just
stop stop focusing so hyper focusing onthe divide and conquer and the day to
day in the left and right,and understand that our enemies are playing this

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game with us too. And wenow have basically an illegitimate electoral system to
the point where people are apathetic towardsit. Rich our enemy is only appeared
in the twenty sixteen election. Thetwenty twenty election was the safest election we've
ever had. Our enemies aren't lovingthe fact that most Americans probably don't give
a fuck but who's president between Trumpand Bush, because they're just so over

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it, not mattering. Trust me, Apathy very good for them. So
divide and conquer and make people apathetic, make people not give a fuck.
That's not just the government doing itto us so they can get away with
shit. The government's so shortsighted thatthey're priming us and conditioning us classically Pavlovian

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style, conditioning us to do tobe absolutely apathetic towards everything. And our
enemies just come in and go,thank you for that. We'll use that
to our advantage because of all thestories you hear coming out of China,
it's not that, boy, theirgovernment is pushing apathy. Their government is
happy with apathy in the population.That is not what the fuck is going

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on in China whatsoever. That isthe antithesis of what's going on in China.
And that's that's their own fucking staterun media pointing it out, plus
the media that we get from theunderground, not state run. This is
what I'm saying, Like people areso fucking worried about it's happening. Oh
troump Trumper Buden, trope for Buden. Most people don't give a fuck.
That's what you need to be worriedabout, because that apathy cannot our system

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cannot support that. They have toit has to be the biggest election ever
until the next fucking presidential election cycle. Then it'll be the biggest election that
has to keep happening. Apathy willpoint out exactly how broken our system is.
That's what I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to once again it's
a very long wait what you're saying. That's my main concern about someone like

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r FK coming in running as anindependent and proving that our system truly deserves
the apathy it gets, because whatchaos comes from that realization. I was
just gonna say, I feel likeapathy is the only thing that people from
both the right and the left arejust the absolute same on. At this
point, No one cares, Noone cares, No one's happy with any

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I mean, I care, butI know I can't do anything. So
it's just like me, you know, watch give it ten months. So
October thirteenth, twenty twenty four,market on your fucking go on your phone.
Someone on the podcast right now,grab your phone, Go on your
phone. Mine's charging across the room. And I'm on a wired fucking mic,
So I can't and market and saypodcast. And I guarantee you the

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level of apathy will have dwindled becausethey will have found some fucking wedge issues
to drive in between Americans. It'sjust because we're this far out, all
right, When when did I putit for I'm not just podcast because we
all people will remember, we willnot remember what the well, that's what
like put podcasts and then the notefor it. Don't just put the note.

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You'd be like, what the fuckis putting it? On October October
thirteenth, twenty twenty fourth the podcaston No No, No, I just
that is ten months, ten calendarmonths from today and roughly three weeks before
the election. I'm guaranteeing that whenthat alarm goes off that we've all forgot

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about and you'll be like, areyou still as apathetic as you were ten
months ago on this day? Theanswer will be no for all three of
us, because we will have boughtinto the media height that we've been sold
and conditioned to buy into hook lineand sinker. That's my point. If
we are apathetic, I'm going tobe kind of If everyone is still apathetic.
Oh and by the way, thepublic at large is still this apathetic,

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I will be kind of terrified becausethat is that just breeds chaos.
In my opinion. They said aliensare real, and everyone's like, no
one cares well. To be fair, we were all kind of worried about
not dying, didn't we didn't know. We're all concerned as a planet at
the time, like, hey,what's going on with this virus that everyone

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But by the way, no one'sadmitted that there's No one in the government
has officially said aliens are fucking real. That's not been There's been there's been
whistleblowers to people that have come outand testified under oath. That one guy
especially, I can't remember his name. We talked about him a little bit,
but I mean, the point isis that it's just these election cycles.

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Not only are the politicians stoking thefires to get people fired up about
shit, but the fucking zealots totheir causes, are fired up just by
the nature of the fucking election cycle. And they those are the agitators.
We used to talk about this onthe podcast before January sixth, about how,
especially during the Summer of Love summertwenty twenty, we talked a lot

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about you could take three strategically placedagitators in a crowd of five hundred and
start a riot inside of ten minutes, very easy. And that's not us
given that our opinion on that thatwas the CIA, fucking FBI. Oh
yeah, yes, yes, thisis what. This is what terrorist groups

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do. These are tactics they use, These other groups are using these tactics.
Blah blah blah. That's what I'msaying, Like, it is so
easy to get people riled up.It's the line from fucking Men in Black.
A person may be intelligent, peopleare panicked scared animals, and once
they get you thinking in us versusthem, and you have othered and dehumanized

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another. Groups easier to think inthose terms, and it's easier to be
scared of and panic and give powerover to people to go we can protect
you from them. This is fuckingone oh one guys. This is like,
this is on page one of howto fucking like be an evil government.
This is nothing revolatively, I'm notI'm not dropping knowledge here. This
is just common knowledge at least itshould be. Am I wrong in thinking

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it is? You're not wrong inthinking it should be. It's not very
comforting. It's a good thing.No one listens to this podcast, so
one might actually start thinking for themselves. I would start some problems, all
right, Sorry, dollar Like,I'm just like, I'm just like I

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do. People not realize it,and it's like, yeah, the more
dealings I have with people and themore I peel away the layers of onion,
I realize, first of all,there's not that many layers. And
second of all, yeah, mostpeople are happy not to think about this
shit. But Wedge issues are notthings that people think about. Wedge issues
are things people get out raged about. That's it all. You need half
dozen of those. I think bothparties can come up with that enough to

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stoke the flames of hatred to arepeople who won't give a fuck that they're
voting for evil. They're just notvoting for their flavor of you, whether
they did it last year in Michigan, right, what was the big issue
last year in Michigan for governor?Abortion made everybody forget about fucking COVID.
I did not forget because I don'thave kids, so do I have the

(31:52):
threat of having children. I wantthat voting booth. I did not forget
about our governor shenaniganst there in towbut nope, that was the hot that
was the hot ship in twenty twentytwo in Michigan for the governor's race,
they just do abortion, abortion,abortion, abortion for a year. Band
that's the new strategy. Wedge.You're right, rich, find a wedge

(32:14):
issue, boom, that's how youwin. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
Dot. Thank you for visiting Christophermediat. How long can I keep working
our lives? So far until humansare rewirede yeah, and and give us

(32:38):
a timeframe in human history. Ofcourse, Well in y'all's lifetime, that's
what you said, so oh inour lifetime. Wow. Yeah. I
can't speak from experience, but Iknow that Reagan was like a shot of
adrenalineto the heart of the political fuckingsystem in this country because a lot Carter

(33:04):
got on national TV and gave aState of the Union address that was like,
Yo, things suck and they ain'tgetting any better, sorry, guys,
and a lot of people were like, yo, fuck this. Yeah.
From what I gathered, the midto late seventies were not great.
It was more I don't but see, I'm not sure it was apathy versus
more anger, And I think it'strying to be. I think there was

(33:27):
probably at least equal amounts, becauselet's be honest, the political spit split
because it just it just it justis. It tends to be fifty to
fifty or close enough to where wecan safely, you know, make that
assumption generalization. I should say,like I think it was. I think

(33:49):
people looking back who have an interestin rewriting or reframing history look back and
want to say people are apathetic whereaspeople who were quote you know, quote
basically Republicans want to just be like, no, he was the shittiest president
in the history of evert which isyou ask a lot of Republicans, that's
what they'll say about Carter. Well, even the the pretty liberal education system

(34:13):
did not pick that. They tried. But I mean, like, for
example, the only time in ourlives we have ever waited in line for
gas was that power outage, right, Like yeah, and I guess in
the mid seventies it was happening becauserefineries were fucking running out of gas,
like gas states are just running outand more wasn't coming. Like and my

(34:35):
dad, being a truck driver atthat point, I remember hearing the stories
believing, yeah, for this itwas that was that was not only okay,
not only was that he was partof a union truck driving company,
so seniority ruled. But they couldn'tfucking keep trucks on the road because they
couldn't keep them fueled. So eventhough there was a need, they couldn't

(34:58):
even get the truckers out there,you know what I'm saying. So it's
like, yeah, it was allthose power outage and everyone wants gas for
their generators and they want to fillup their cars because reasons that that's why
we stood in line for gas.So I mean, like that sounds unprecedented
for for a president like yeah,and you also have to think about it
this way. People go, so, what, so what trains could move?

(35:22):
Blah blah blah blah blah this Yeah, Okay, how the fuck do
you think goods get from the trainstation to the back of the fucking flea
market or free market grocery store oror whatever the fuck uh that you're you're
buying ship from. Do you thinkthe train just pulls up to the back
and unloads, Because that's not howthat works. Everything comes on a truck.

(35:45):
May not have a fucking sleeper cab, maybe a daycab, but everything
comes on the truck, period,end the fucking story. If those trucks
aren't moving because they can't keep fuelingthem, yeah, what do you think
happens to America? So there wasa lot of there was a lot of
angry, pissed off people along witha lot of I'm over it towards the

(36:06):
political system at that point in timethat I'm pretty much sure, but I
don't know if how much of it, like apathy played a role. I've
never in all my life I canremember, I've never seen people this apathetic.
Nineteen eighty eight was probably the closest. Doucaccus really didn't farewell against Daddy
Bush. There was not a DaddyBush just kind of was like, well,

(36:28):
you did well under Reagan, let'sgive Bush a try. Ducaccus was
like, this is the best wecould find. If he only wouldn't have
gotten nit tank. That's getting antank. After that all downhill. But
I mean, even then, Ihear so many people say, I guess
I'd vote for Trump, or I'llvote for Trump, or I guess I'll
vote for Biden. I don't.I can't think of very many people.

(36:51):
I mean I can count on likeone hand how many people are very adamant
and vocal about their support for eitherof those guys. That's kind of new.
Even this far out. There's usuallyat least a dozen, maybe two
dozen people who I can count on, especially in the age of social media,
to be very vocal about their support. Not really, So there you

(37:14):
go. Maybe that's your measure ofapathy. And by the way, these
are the people who they're going whothe politicians want their vote because these are
people entering their fucking years where it'slike, oh, they're old people.
Yeah, old people vote a lot, so we want them, and they're
just these people are entering those ageranges apathetic to the systems. It's like

(37:36):
a population collapse. That affects alot more shit than just how many people
are on how many people are onhow much land, that affects the economy,
that affects schooling, that affects levelsof bureaucracy, as far as it
affects everything. I feel there's aperfect storm for Trump brewing next year.

(37:58):
Between RFK and I've read that theyouth aren't as fired up to vote as
they were four years ago. Yeah, there's a lot of people who are
just very fucking tired of the bullshitand well, you shouldn't vote for Trump
because we don't like Trump. Hehurts our feelings. And they're like,
well, you know what hurts myfeelings, my fucking bank account. This

(38:20):
nile motherfucker, this snile motherfucker ain'tgonna be the one to bring it because
he ain't done shit so far.So Yeah, and if you're only presentedpend
money, if you're only presented withthose two is like, what the media
is going to present is realistic options, because that's the other thing, guys
explain to me. You don't evenhave to go into great detail and just

(38:43):
vague broad strokes. How an RFK, an independent person even has a shot
at getting enough electoral College votes tobe considered a serious contender his name?
Did you bet your would you beteverything you own? And that being enough
to get him one electoral College vote? Just one vote? Yeah? Wow,

(39:06):
I don't we're talking about I don'thave I don't. You got way
more to lose than me, dude. Piou was pulling forty percent, But
ross Perot wasn't the fucking in thefucking bloodline of basically one of America's royal
families. I understand. I Pauwasn't riding like eighty years of name recognition.
Ross Parau was pulling better in ninetytwo than Clinton and Bush until he

(39:30):
dropped out, And when he cameback, he still got eighteen percent of
the vote, not one fucking electoralcollege vote. Well, rfkse I Kennedy's
going to have to do better thaneighteen percent of the vote. Well,
we're sitting eleven months out from electionday pretty much right now, and rf
case pulling at sixteen something like there'sI mean, trust me, I get

(39:55):
there's ground to be lost, butthere's ground to be gained. And he's
sitting here a year out, sittingin a pretty good spot for a third
party. Well, I'm just sayingthe NPR story I listened to about voter
apathy, they were like, yeah, ross Pero was pulling better than Bersh
and Clinton before he dropped out.Think about that. That's insane an independent

(40:19):
candidate, like not just hey,one poll that they pull out their ass,
like across the board enough to belike, hey, look there's a
pattern here. How reliable that patternis? Well, I don't know,
twenty sixteen might have convinced you ofsome shit, right, whatever the best
info we have to go on atthe time. Well, the other thing,
too, is a point I wasmade on a podcast. I listened
to Trump's pulling good now and Trumpallegedly doesn't poll well, so if this

(40:44):
is him not polling, well,he might fucking stop Biden. Yeah.
I don't trust the polls. Idon't trust anything they say. No,
I always look at that if Iif I get Maulin grossed an article.
I'm like, oh wow, thisis a pretty good result to this was
three hundred and seventy people like,I'm not getting that time back. I

(41:07):
try to. If my brain hada delete function, I would hit it.
Nope, this article is garbage.You asked three hundred people. I'm
gonna put my fucking review in.I am straight up not having a good
time, bro. This article sucked. All right, Well I'm sorry.
Ahead, wait for politics. Justa real quick little blip that no one

(41:27):
has talked about. But did y'allhear about the movie that the Obama's put
out about the intimately death of achef new it's about leaving Remember we talked
about it that the chef of histhat died. Yes, no, I

(41:47):
do exactly. Oh supposedly his lover. Yeah. Oh that's why I didn't.
Okay, I thought we were talkingserious. The guy who could swim
that drowned. Yeah, okay,No, it's old leaving the world behind.
It just came out. It's onNetflix. Rotten Tomatoes gives it seventy

(42:07):
five. How would I see?Metacritic sixty seven percent. Fifty three percent
of people like this movie. Googleusers has Julia Roberts, and it's about
a family vacation on Long Island thatis interrupted by two strangers bearing news of
a blackout. As the threat grows, both families must decide how to best

(42:30):
survive the potential crisis, all whilegrappling with their own place in this collapsing
world. It's about cybersecurity taking outthe power grit and the Obama's put it
out should get your illuminati, censustingling. That should get anyone's illuminati.
Since is tingling, there's a linein it. I don't want to misquote

(42:52):
it. Let me look this up, but it is folks putting under tenfoil.
I'm dressed. Do you have aton foyle Tiara? It's justn't even
I don't even need to go tenfoil. I just can say, why
why are we okay with politicians beingentertainers, being celebrities being it crazy?

(43:16):
He made four hundred a year foreight years and now he has the money
to be a movie producer. Butit's just like everybody, the bullshit lie.
Everybody told themselves to fucking get overthe initial I can't vote for Donald
Trump was well he's a businessman.No, Donald Trump is a celebrity.
First, Donald Trump ceased to beinga businessman first decades ago. Knock at

(43:39):
the fuck off and stop lying toyourself. Gotta be a liar in this
world. Never lie to yourself.So that's bullshit. So I don't count
hit. Well he was a businessman, Yeah, what in the eighties seventies?
When has he done business that's matteredthat wasn't in Hollywood in the last

(43:59):
twenty five years go. I thought, crickets okay, right. So the
line that I was talking about though, that he put in that is in
this movie. And I wanted tomake sure because I saw this pop up
on like people on Instagram's stories,and I wanted to make sure that I
wasn't being gotten. But I'm not. It's a scene where there's a black

(44:19):
couple laying in bed and the quoteis it's like a voice over and it
says, I'm asking you to rememberthat if the world falls apart, trust
should not be doled out easily toanyone, especially white people. And that's
a widely available movie you can watch. Huh, that's on Netflix. Funny.
You couldn't write that line in reverse. No, you couldn't say it

(44:42):
about anybody yeah, you could.You could, because you know there will
be some non binary, gay,trans something white people who are going to
take exception with that, so theywill have to specifically narrow it down or
give the Well, we all knowwho we were really talking about, wink
wink, which is hilarious because theyspent by day. I mean, the

(45:07):
people who indoctrinated me, education,government, church, family, doesn't even
matter. Whatever I'm not, Ican't ye God, so fucking garbage or
just turn on or hey, welcometo acceptance. You're hated just because you're
white. They don't give a shitwho you fuck. There you go.
They can't do that. Here's thething, it's it's a numbers game.

(45:31):
This is why there's POC and thenthere's white people. And I said that
the minute that became something that Isaw was going to stick around, I
was like, that is literally whatyou know when you hear oh, this
is a dog whistle. That isliterally the best fucking example to give of
a dog whistle of we all knowwhat we're talking about. Those male monkeys,

(45:55):
that's who we're talking about, thosepeople, which is hilarios because growing
up I was taught to call outshit on ostracized exile people who talk like
that about anybody who wasn't fucking white, especially if they were white, and
they talked about anyone who wasn't whitelike that. But we're the bad guys.

(46:15):
And by the way, I wantto take a while, guest who
was teaching me to do that?Other white people? But that's not a
reality to these fucking people. Whybecause they don't want it to be.
No. Yeah, come on,we came up in the oppressive nineties.
Dude, it was the nineties.You know how they were? Oh yeah,
really, how were the nineties?Oh? I mean they were turning
fire hoses on black people. Theywere sick and done. No, they

(46:36):
weren't. No, that was thetwo thousands or twenty twenty. That was
a summer of love. Yeah,supposedly, trust me, here we go
whatever. I'm rewatching Seinfeld right now, which is nice because it's like I
haven't seen everything, so it's likeI'm seeing new shit. But no,
but just seeing all the shit thatwas it was, it was that it

(46:57):
was all still there in the nineties. All this token is it's just a
lot less in your face about it. Like they didn't they didn't want to
pad on the back for it.But there's you know, so many storylines
with you know, racism and gaypeople and all this, and that it
was not. I don't understand howeverybody thinks the nineties we were all living
in caves and we're like, whatblack people? Who are they? Because

(47:21):
you've been told that that's how itwas. And that's why I was starting
to question the fucking narratives that I'vebeen sold in my entire life. And
here's the thing, what does itreally matter. We've created a world where
reality doesn't matter. It's what themajority believes, and it's really what what
the people in power could convince themajority to believe. In this case,

(47:42):
it's the people in the education system. The long march through the institutions.
There's nothing new. Once again,these are not new things. There's not
things I'm coming up with. Theseare things that are talked about in education
circles for decades upon decades now,because people saw this coming far back as
the early sixties, before the hippieshit, back when it was the fucking

(48:04):
beat Nicks, the beat writers,the Caroll Wax and shit. They saw
this coming. No one heeded theirwarning. They did the same thing they
do these days. It's not happening. It's never gonna happen. Okay,
it's happening, but it's just happeningin isolate instance. Okay, it's happening,
but you know what, they havea really good reason. Okay,
it's happening. It's a good thing, and if you don't support it,
you're a istophobe. Yeah, becausewe definitely had local examples. Because too

(48:25):
when the parents beak up and go, hey, wait a minute, what
are you doing, they go like, no, no, no, we
know what's better for your children thanyou do. Literally, literally, here's
something I don't think a lot ofpeople understand. And I know it's a
little offt, but it's on.It's piggybacking off of what you just said,
Chris. Let's say you spank yourkid, right, you use a
belt. Let's say your kids likeeleven did something really like he hit his

(48:50):
mom. You're dad, and youcome home, tell boy, get your
fucking room, and I'm gonna calmdown because that's what's gonna save your life.
You go in there and you verycalmly but firmly, give them three
wax on the ass with the belt, turn around, walk out, Eleven's
not your old nose eleven year oldthese days hops online call cps. I

(49:12):
think people have been sold this fantasythat the kid's parents go to jail and
the kid lives there like you know, in the house home alone style until
the parents like or somebody whatever,are re educated or whatnot. However,
that's not how this works. Theytake the kid away and they stick them
in homes. You know who runsthose homes at the same people who runs
prisons. The same food, thesame quality as staff, the same quality

(49:37):
of medical care is what your childis going to get because that's the standard
the government has. People don't realize, well, government's going to take care
of everything yup at that standard,government's got a balance sheet on top of
that. What's the government's way ofdealing with a family who And I don't
think what I described was abusive,Like if an eleven year old who's an

(49:57):
eleven, you know, damn wellnot to lay your hands and your mother.
If he just haul off in closedfist hit his mother and all he
got was three calm but firm waxon the ass with a belt and that
was it. Shit, He gotaway with murder. In my book,
because in my day, I'd havebeen pissing blood because they'd have beaten me
so fucking bad and in my kidneys, and my dad would probably lift me

(50:19):
up off the ground by the hairin my head and kick me in my
kidneys. Yes, I did havethat happen to me as a kid,
and I do remember as not hearsay, that's me remember it, so yeah,
I feel the sentence said to mewould have been no, you want
to pick on somebody smaller than you. Here's how it feels. It feels
that probably would have been thrown myway. How along with maybe a fist

(50:43):
and sing. You bring up abelt followed by a belt, Well,
the belt to see the belt tome, especially if there's there's a calm
down period between the incident and thethe swinging of the belt. To me,
that is important because if you justwhipped the belt off, you get
you can damn near kill a kidwith with the right belt buckle and swinging

(51:04):
and just rage at a kid.Believe me, like you take chunks out
of a kid, especially big earlyeighties want to be urban cowboy belt buckles.
Those motherfuckers leave scars. I gotdivits in my back from that ship.
See, my dad was the Thebuckle, at least for him,
was more like a handle, right, it was in his hand. We
got hit what you're getting hit with. That's how my family rolled. Damn.

(51:29):
They wrapped the end of it aroundtheir fucking and and it would only
be like six inches of the beltplus that heavy ass fucking like I said,
urban cowboy belt buckle, and that'swhat you got hit with because they
grip you up and fucking home.I mean, dude, I'd rather been
punched. I guess I got oneof them soft ass weapons and without the
buckle, I just got the strap. It will soft me. But it

(51:54):
was also to be It was alsoreserved for like like what the like as
an adult, like shit you wouldbe arrested for. That's what the belt
was reserved for. I mean,well, my mom was the one who
was with the belt. Dad waslike the two times I got the belt,
it was both like there was verymuch a I need to cool down,
I'm gonna kill this boy period betweenwhen he found out what I did

(52:16):
when he gave them. You know, I swung the s Mom was the
fly SWATTERO. My mom was,dude, I'm not I can't. I
can't. They had their weapon ofchoice. I was weapon of choice.
My mom was like a like alike uh it was like an Alison Chains
song. Instead of what's your drugchoice? What do you got? Is
what's your weapon of choice? Whatdo you got? That was my mom?

(52:37):
Okay, your mom was whatever wasclose. Yes, That's how I
ended up getting hit with plugged incurling irons, extension cords, hot wheel
race tracks, cast iron, fuckingskelets, pots, pans, dishes.
I had so many wooden spoons brokeover me I can't even recall. And
I'm just like, I say,this ship and people sometimes recoil and horror,

(52:58):
and I'm just like, what kindof pushy ass trying you have?
I understand I had it kind ofrough like in that aspect, but for
my age group, not really thatwas I'm not gonna say that was an
average childhood, but that was likemore than average ass weapons. That's about
it. When I was in elementaryschool, it was commonplace for kids to

(53:20):
get if you fucked up, yourparents spanked, you were hit. Like
no, I definitely know there's definitelyprobably you know, we on the other
situations with the substance abuse and thisand that and blah blah blah. But
no, we're talking about it asa form of discipline. And oh and
get this, Oh Jess, youmight recoil at this. Sometimes other people's

(53:40):
parents hit you. If you fuckedup at somebody else's house. Sometimes their
parents might slap you. It happenedto me a couple of times. See,
I think that I think I missedthat part. I think that's another
generational divide a podcast. Listen tohe put it great because at some point

(54:01):
at rich our childhood started at thisand it shifted. We were live during
the shift. But it used tobe like adults were management and kids were
labor, and it was widely understood, you know, just as a whole
throughout society. Yes, it's avery apt way to describe it. I
had a burp from hell on deck. That motherfucker come from the bottom of

(54:22):
my ballsack holy, like I've hadother like I've had other relatives hit me,
like I said, other friend's parentshit me like uh. Strangely,
when I went to Florida, itdidn't happen. I don't know if it's
because I was in a solidly middleclass neighborhood versus a working class, working

(54:44):
poor neighborhood when I lived in Michigan. But like I got a very strict
talking to and all my friends werelike ooh, and I was like,
that's it okay. My parents werelike, oh, so and so's bob
or dad hit me? Why what'dyou do? Happened? Tell them?
Yeah, I to hit you too? What'd you do? That's yeah,

(55:05):
it's never never what it was?Never what happened? What did you do?
That's what it always was? Yes, So yeah, was it like
that for you, Jess? Notnot with other people? Absolutely not.
Have you even never had other people'sparents yell at you? Not a boyfriend's
parents? Wow? Really and younever even had that? No? But

(55:28):
also like I wasn't a menace.You sound like you were. You were
in menace. No, But whenyou're like you hang out with you hang
out a lot of times in mindit was too you're hanging out with other
kids and you're all doing dumb ship. No, I never like I've hold
on time out? Fuck that?Okay, fine, you ain't never what
what makes us sound like a menace? What in particular makes us sound like

(55:51):
a menace? Go ahead? Yourpeople's parents had to beat you. See,
the assumption is even now we didyou see what I'm what did you
do? See? Yes? Okay, but then answer me honestly, what
did you do? I remember Iwas being a little kid. Probably you
can remember one time I probably saidsomething stupid or did something stupid. Oh

(56:15):
the stern talking to I remember clearas day. We were out back of
h I can't remember the kids namesanymore, but I can picture their house
and I it was on the cornerof the next street over from me.
We were in the backyard and theyhad a tree for it. We're playing
like war or some shit, andI was in a tree fort. No,
no, yeah, I was ina tree fort. And this kid

(56:36):
was like, I shot you.And I was like, no, you
didn't. I couldn't even see you. How can you see me if I
shoot me, If you can't seeme, I shot you. Blah blah
blah blah. You should fought atthe tree fork. I was like,
you're fucking stupid, by the way, And to me, that was just
like the heat of the moment.It came out because and that was just
how I talked. Sorry, youdidn't you don't want that. Don't raise

(56:59):
a kid in the fucking five yearsat ten years old. But uh yeah,
one of the kids and went inand told his mom, and his
mom come outside, give me avery stern talking to Jess. We don't
use that language. And I waslike, and I'm waiting to get the
ship slapped out of me. AndI'm waiting here to get the ship slapped
out me with probably a big assfucking you ain't in a bitch, you

(57:20):
don't hit hard anyways. My mamahit harder than you, bitch, probably
that look on my face too.And when it didn't happen, I swear
to god, I was like,that's it. Like, as you started
telling that story, Rich, Iwas too good about to tell Jess,
and it's like, uh, cursewords, cuss words, and then you
yeah, me probably dropping an Fbomb or cuss word or two. I

(57:40):
remember as a little kid, alot of time I'd get in fights like
being another kid, end up rollingaround like scratching each other, and shit,
Okay, well I listen. I'ma firm believer in letting kids within
reason, work out their own shit, don't. I don't. I mean
I wouldn't like, I wouldn't standback and watch two kids like beat the
crap out of each other. Butif we're not, if we're not at
a scary level, YO, sortit out. You've never had another parents

(58:06):
parents ask you what are you fuckingdoing? Kind of teenager? Were you
a boring one? I was theresponsible teenager friend. I was the den
mom. I feel I was too, but still had a couple of what
do you fucking do? In somemy way, I am trying really hard
to think. I can't think ofone time that I ever had someone else's

(58:29):
parents get onto me about something.I'm gonna ask my mom. I was
the friend who because I was raisedaround of a lot of adults, like
I guess my first five five anda half years, I kind of talked
like a little adult. So asI got older, that just got worse,

(58:50):
and so adults would talk to melike I was a teenager, but
I was like ten, So aroundlike ten is when I started getting a
lot of the stern talking tos likeand not necessarily for shit i'd done,
just because we can see it inyou, You're going to be an issue
if you don't get that blah blahblah blah blah, this is gonna be
and It's just like everybody had alreadydecided what the fuck I was before I

(59:14):
was even like a teenager. Bitchmine issue? Now, what the fuck
is this all about? Well,it's just I guess that's probably why I've
I've always had the attitude of Idon't give a fuck, and I'm just
gonna be honest with what I'm doingbecause y'all are going to fucking assume and
think the worst anyways, because that'swhat. Oh God, the universe got
to kick my ass and teach methis lesson over and over again, because

(59:34):
that's just what people do. Nah, I say, find better people.
See. I just I asked mymom did any of my friend's parents have
to yell at me when I wasa kid? And my mom said,
absolutely not. I disciplined my ownchildren. So there's that. It was

(59:55):
a point of pride with my mom'ssingle parent friends, the little circle of
friends that she ran with. Bythe way, just as a coincidence,
all these friends, they all puttheir kids in fucking these state homes and
youth homes and shit voluntarily. Huh. I wonder if that was a coincidence.
Anyways, It was a matter ofpride of how much they beat the
shit out of each other's kids,Like they would sit around smoking and drinking

(01:00:17):
in the kitchen while like they wouldforce us to hang out together like all
of their children, and we didn'tlike each other want to be around each
other, So naturally, what thefuck you think is gonna happen, especially
with those type of parents, whattype of kids you're dealing with. For
the most part, it's just itwas a point of pride of like,
oh yeah, I beat the shadowof so and So's kid. Yeah,

(01:00:37):
I beat the shout so and So'skid. Oh yeah, And they'd all
laugh about it, and you go, girl, literally, you go girl.
This was in this is how latethis was. I was a teenager
when this shit was still going on. One of her fucking single moms was
talking about beating the shit out ofa thirteen year old who wasn't hers,
and my mom was in the kitchencheering her on, going chit ching chitching,

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which he might remember the commercial thatthat was. That's dude, that
was like the mid nineties, bythe way, there you got that.
There you go, like doing fuckingpop culture catchphrases about beating the shit out
of a thirteen year old and ain'tyour In the nineties, we had different
childhoods. That's what that is.I can't I don't use me to bet

(01:01:22):
Chris is the better fucking yardstick tomeasure this shit we're saying. We should
have brought that back for that tenyear old who was going hog wild in
that part, that kid would nothave lasted me in the eighties. That
had been a short video. Thatkid would have gotten an adult's face.
That kid got his ass whooped,and everyone around him would have applauded.

(01:01:43):
And then the kid's mom would havecame and got him and beat his ass
on the way home. And see, here's the thing it taught. It
taught you as a kid. Therewere times when I knew I was right
and I wasn't backing down from anadult, and I would have to take
an ass whipping for it because Idared to fucking sell an adult you're wrong.
And I mean, I, youknow, on my age is probably
depending on how much I whimpered andcried like a little bit, but I

(01:02:05):
didn't care. If I you know, you can beat my ass, it's
not changing the fact you're wrong.Now you're just wrong and tired. That's
all. So I don't know.Maybe that was like that once again,
not a good measure in state,But still I knew I was gonna get
my ass beat, and that's thatto me. That's kind of the measure

(01:02:27):
of how much do you really standby your principles? What are you willing
to fucking take? Stand by yourprinciples, what are you willing to give
up? I don't know most peoplethat would get I don't know most people
who would take people making fun ofthem or goofing on them online, let
alone an ass whopping in personally,this stand by their principles. Broke person
version of fuck me money is takingass whooping, I guess, but I

(01:02:50):
mean, to me, that's anass whopping. Can be many things.
An ass whooping could be taking afucking hit in court, but going I
got a e on muscle money,Fuck you, I'll take that hit.
I took that ass whipping, butI did it because I stood on my
principles. I didn't waiver right.But it teaches you a lesson, It
gives you backbone, it makes youlive with the consequences of your decision.

(01:03:14):
Well, where are the other You'vetaken that away? There are no consequences
until they get to the point whereit's like, oh, wait a minute,
I could go to prison for this. Yes, stupid running around committee,
random felonies, recording yourself trying toget a fifteen second TikTok out of
it. You thought that was agood idea dummy failure in the school system,
and the parents think, what,we're trying to save me and rich
or advocating and whipping more kids' asses. We need to bring it back.

(01:03:37):
Isn't the point of being a kid. You're built close to the ground,
so when you follow, you don'thurt yourself so bad. So get it
out of your fucking system now.Isn't it the whole point being a kid
used to be? You know,I can almost tell you scars that I
got as a kid that taught melessons. I can tell you every story
behind everyone of them, the scarsI got doing work. Something happened.

(01:03:59):
I'll forget about shit. Yeah,where was I I think I was here,
and I think I did this,or maybe I did this. I
don't I can't remember. But theones that taught me lessons as a kid,
like, yo, that's hot,don't ever touch a fucking exhaust especially
when it's taken. You know whatI'm saying. Yeah, I remember that
I got that burn, I gotthat scar too. That's what's missing.

(01:04:21):
And I think there's something to thatbecause we protected our kids and to the
point where we've created a society fullof pussies. Everybody wants everything rounded off
and nerved, two generations of peoplewho don't know how to cope. I'm
sorry. Your child is never onehundred percent safe. There always is a
risk that an asteroid could just randomlycome through the roof and kill them.

(01:04:42):
You're never going to have them beone hundred percent safe. And by the
way, here's the here's the bigspoiler alert for this story. They all
are going to die and there's nothingyou can do about it. Yep.
By the way, so will youthank you for visiting Christopher Media Dote.
Thank you for visiting Christopher Media dotthat. I was just telling somebody yesterday,

(01:05:12):
leaving the house is a risk.There's a risk in everything you do
when once you leave the house,there's a risk to staying in the house.
Yea, there's a risk to everything. Richie. It's you said one
of my favorite lines ever. Lifeis not a spectator sports. Sadly,
I have to explain that to peoplethese days. Why are you in shape?
You're in You're at the age youare because I was a participant in
life, not a spectator. Itain't the years is the mileage. It's

(01:05:36):
true. I'm not advocating for mylife, not advocating for what I've done.
But I'll tell you this, nopoint do I ever sit and think,
Wow, the shit I wanted totry or do far out ways what
I did. That's just that's nota reality. There are things I regret
not doing that are big regrets,But more times than not, I fall

(01:06:00):
what I wanted to do. Damnthe consequences. Why because I bought into
the lie that if you follow yourheart, you'll never end up in a
bad place. Well, let metell you kids, that's a load of
bullsit No. I read something afew months ago. I was like,
man, I should have read thisthirty years ago. Says it said,

(01:06:24):
don't follow your passion, follow whatyou're good at. Use that to make
a bunch of money, and thenfollow your passion because sometimes you might love
to paint and be a shitty painter. Figure out what you're good at.
Use that to make your money andthen yeah, later in life, go
for it. And by the way, if what you're good at and your

(01:06:45):
passion are the same thing, youare lucky. Get one. Get independent
outside of your self. Confirmation ofthat, preferably from someone who can't stand
you as a human being, butwill be brutally honest about if you have
talent or not. Because the bestyou know what, I knew I could
play when motherfuckers who I knew openlyhated me look at me dead in the

(01:07:08):
face and said, I fucking despiseyou, but goddamn you could play,
and I was like, you didn'twant to give that compliment that hurt?
Yes, you know what I'm saying, that's the one I savor. That's
the one I say. I haveissues, folks, because if anybody that
is family or my friend like yourman, you're awesome. Yeah, okay,

(01:07:30):
whatever, dude, I don't wantto hear it. I'll trust you
you're going to say that even ifI suck. Very few of my friends
who I think are honest enough tellme the brutal truth about how the bad
I suck. That's why I don'thave a lot of those people hanging around
to you. You know, forme, if I knew somebody knew about
shit, I took that as itlike, all right, they know what
to talk about. That's a goodcompliment. Well that's always yeah, that's

(01:07:53):
that's like, that's the art,that's the wow. That's the respect compliment.
You know what I'm saying. That'sthe compliment from someone who like my
old drummer's dad, who is likea classically trained musician, you know,
jazz musician, classical. He's gota baby grand piano in his fucking living
room and a studio in his basement. And dude is like, got perfect

(01:08:14):
pitch and he's insane, and hismusic theory knowledge is off the fucking charts.
And he was like, for whatRich does and his style, he's
the best improvisationist I've ever heard inhis style, for what he does,
and like all these qualifiers. Thisis my buddy. Thought that this would
be an insult to me, andI'm like, coming from your dad,
who doesn't like anything, dude,God couldn't have come down and gave me

(01:08:38):
a better compliant lot. But itdidn't feel as good as that. You
didn't want to give that compliment.You had to give that compliment. I
made you give that compliment that feltgood, like Viz Vaughan at the end
of Anchorman. Yeah, pretty much. I hate you Ron Burgundy, but
god damn it, I respect Jesus. All right, we gotta is that

(01:09:03):
fun enough talk about women? Kidsasked we had we had? We had
something fun. It's a shorter showtoday, folks deal with it. We
had something fun. Child abuse isfunnyler trauma's fun. It's how gen X
deals with it. We make podcastslaugh about it. That's how gen X
deals with our trauma. This millennialjust stuck around for the ride tonight.

(01:09:26):
That's what this was. That's huge, Jefs. I know I've never been
yelled at, but my friend's parents. I got my mom to confirm.
Here's the thing, though, Ibelieve it because I knew a ton of
people like well, a ton ofchicks like you, a few guys like
and only one of them was thatEddie Haskell, like suck up who just
could pull the wool over everybody's eyes. Only one of those guys was that.

(01:09:49):
The other guys were just genuinely like, easy going, laid back,
weren't real prone to like getting excited, so they didn't cuss, so they
you know, and they weren't hyper, so they weren't running in and out
of the house. Most of thethings that would get you yelled at by
your parents or your friend's parents,they didn't do. You know. Whereas

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my loud ass voice you can hearme fucking six streets over my dad we
go, he says. Sometimes Igos, I like, where's my boy
at? And I just listen hego, there he is. I wasn't
like considered like a trouble maker atall. But at the same time,
Jess, I'm sure your front rowseat for this shit. You get boys

(01:10:30):
together, like sometimes dumb shit happens. I'd like to say it stops,
but I have a couple of myfriend's wives. They're like, I cannot
leave you two alone. We arein our forties. Yes, this is
Patricia O'Neil did not lie. Weare dumb, but we are philosophical about
our stupidity. And once you understandthat, you understand the essence of a

(01:10:54):
man. It's just how it is, like, Okay, you know what,
fuck it, let's have a fuckingreal quick well not well whatever.
But as the representative of the femalegender, the biologically female gender on the
show here, do most women acceptshit like what we're talking about is reality,

(01:11:18):
or do they think like, no, no, no, that's just
an excuse for they can do whateverthe fuck they want. And you just
have to fucking jerk a out inyour ass and then threaten them with divorce
and taking half their shitting their kids, and all of a sudden they listen
to you. Oh see. There'sthere's two camps of women. That's just
that's all there is to it.There there is the camp of women who
says, I mean, I'm aboutto I'm about to say this before it

(01:11:41):
became political, okay, before itbecame the words you can't say. There's
the camp of women that say,boys will be boys, Right, they're
gonna go they're going to do theirthing. They're going to get around each
other and hurt themselves doing something.They're going to prove. But over and
over, why the male life expectancyis lower than the female life expectancy so

(01:12:05):
much lead there's going to be afunny story that comes out of this.
It just don't go to jail andwe'll be happy. Okay, don't go
to jail. Don't go to thehospital, don't go. Okay, say
those are the two caveats, anda third one is do your best to
not involve a strip club in thisnight. Yeah exactly. And if you

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because we all know as guys,if you get a big enough group of
guys together, there's that one friend, it's like, no matter what you're
doing, what do you want todo, let's go to titty bar.
Bro but not going to the tittybar. We're going out after a funeral.
Well, hey man, so it'shis uncle. He like titties.
What with you? If you dofind yourself at the titty bar, be
on your best titty bar behavior.Okay, does not mean paying extra for

(01:12:53):
the ping pong ball tricks, rightexactly, But then you do you lotion
dances. I'm over the titty bar. Do you know know him of a
tittybar? Lift? A couple oftimes I've been at the titty bar.
My biggest instinct the whole time islike, oh, when can we go?
It's just is that what only fanshas done? No, it's like
it's not it's a young man's game. It's I know I'm not gonna fuck

(01:13:15):
you. I don't want to payfucking fifteen dollars for a fucking two dollars
drink, like, and I mean, here's the deal, Like, here's
the reality of the situation. Youas a guy, you go to the
titty bar, and you're one oflike a handful of like archetypes. You
go to the gore the guy whogoes there, and you go there in
the fantasy of this chick's really intome. You're into that, and you're

(01:13:39):
aware it's a fantasy. Then there'sthe guys, we're into it, they're
not aware it's a fantasy. Butthen there's like, then there's the guys
that go and they go and they'rejust like, Yo, who's the bitch
who does fucking bare back blow jobsand hand jobs? And do any of
them off for takeout? What's theirfucking what's their menu? What's their prices?
And that's just how it is.They it's straight up a transaction.

(01:14:00):
They go in, who's working?Okay, what she opened? Well,
she sucked me off without a rubber? Do I have to like? What
is that? Like an extra fifty? All right? And believe me,
the girls that don't do that shitare more than happy to point you to
the direction of the girls who do, because it's Nope, I don't want
to deal with that shit because younever know that that could be an undercover
vice cop. But I mean,like that is the reality of strip clubs.
So usually the guys who really liketo go to strip clubs fall into

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one of those three Sorry guys,and I'm sorry to burst ladies bubbles about
what you think goes. And bythe way, not a man alive goes
to a strip club to watch themdance. No man wants to see you
stript swinging. He don't care aboutyou swinging around the pole, sweetheart.
He goes to see new pussy,not dance moves on a pole. It
ain't about you doing it at home. It's just not unless you're just one

(01:14:46):
of them women who got you aman who's all about you. If you
do suck his dick multiple times aday, because there are other bitches lined
up to take him away from you, trust that that's how you hos arery.
I didn't mean to lay out thegame like that, but that's just
what the fuck it is, man. So there you go. Welcome to
the Iceberg Slim podcast. That's thetruth when it comes to Teddy Bars.

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That's the fucking truth. I've workedwith all three. I know all three.
Earl bounced at a teddy bar.I used to go fucking sit up
Saturdays. His fucking simple ass comeup through three bar. Bro I'm broke.
It's a bunch of bitches. It'sa Saturday night, it's prime night.
They're just looking for fucking drunk dudeswho can't count songs right, and
they can be like, yeah,that was one hundred dollars worth of dances

(01:15:30):
and it was like sixty. SoI'm gonna be taking up a spot and
they're pissing no, So I goand I'm not interested in fucking dances.
I'm only there for the free beerand to watch hockey. Well, there's
time between periods, there's fucking commercials. So what do I do. It's
my borderline autistic ass. I'm observingeverything, and I'm watching everything happen and

(01:15:53):
unfold. I'm like, oh,this is how it works, that's just
how it goes. And then Imean, like there's the bachelub party,
wh show up. It's like,oh, bar and dude, that's just
whatever. You know what I'm saying. Those are those aren't patrons. Those
are people that went on a tripto the titty bar. That's a different,
different type of person we're talking about. Chris, am I wrong,

(01:16:14):
no, thank you, and I'msorry. This is this is like this
the type of shit that pisses meoff because it's like usually the dudes who
deny this are the ones who arethe who are the ones we're like,
yeah, so which one will suckmy dick without a condom? Eye and
like walk right the fuck up tothe first girl and just throw it out
there like that. Usually the firstgirl they approach is the one they hope
and will do it. That's theone they got their eye on. And

(01:16:34):
if they and everything's in negotiation tothese guys, so there there are plenty
of times where if they think,oh, she's just hesitant because I haven't
named her price, they'll start throwingfucking four fall, five hundred, I'll
take you out. I'll get ahotel room. I know strippers who've gotten
fucking I'm talking under the fucking muscle, through the belly button, whatever the

(01:16:56):
fuck top of the line, tittyimplants because they blow a guy a couple
of times a week in a hotelroom. So there you go. Well
that's interesting. I mean, thoseguys are fucking they called whales for a
reason. That's what they're called whales. At least that's what they were twenty
some years ago. Yeah, somethinghappened between my twenties and thirty. My
cock is not transactional, absolutely,And I mean, here's the fucked up

(01:17:19):
thing. If you don't have thesport fucking gene plus, you're not down
with fucking hookers, bro, youhave just fucking you have lopped off a
large chunk of society as far asgetting your dick wet, because it seems
like relationships come out of fucking thesedays, whereas it used to be you

(01:17:40):
tried to get in a relationship tofuck. You're not wrong, there you
go. It's backwards nowadays. Nointerest in it, dude, I swear
to God, like, I's justlike that makes no sense to me.
And I don't get me wrong,I'm not apprude. I've had a few
one night stands. What musician hasn'tcome on? Now? Hey, you
know you know you're not gonna cool. Well, the thing is is that,

(01:18:00):
it's, dude, a test drivefor both of you. Well,
I mean, here's the fucking deal. Like, you're a guy. If
you are a good musician, youspent a lot of time alone practice.
You did that for more than pussy, especially if you got really good at
your instrument or multiple instruments. So, I mean, pussy isn't like the
top five reasons you're doing it.But it's not number one, two or
three, you know what I'm saying. So, but it's up there.

(01:18:24):
And so it's like when you meeta woman who's like, here's the deal.
I am totally into you only becauseyou play that instrument so well,
and I'm being upfront about it,and you got me off and I want
to get you off. And you'rethe nerd who sat in your room,
cross legged out in the bed playingguitar for fucking years. Dude, who

(01:18:45):
ain't gonna take that fucking for atest drive at least once? Right?
Correct, Jess? Could you faulta guy for like one a one night
stand that unfolded like that? Ifyou can be honest about it, If
you're like, no, that's disgusting. Fuck that be honest it. I
don't I try. I don't knowhow to answer that question. Honestly.

(01:19:06):
I I'm gonna sound very hippie woowoo whenever I say this. But I
have my own little ideas about sexand what sex should be, and I
really try to keep myself in aplace of non judgment for anyone else.
So whatever's working for you works foryou. See, That's what I'm saying.

(01:19:27):
How do you Okay, I'm goingto paraphrase the movie Chase and Amy.
But if you knew that your sexualelevator went from the ground floor to
the top floor from the get goand that's all you needed, more power
to you. But some people theygot to get off at a couple different
floors and find out, you know, does elevator need to get off here?
And like, I think a guy, and I think women too.

(01:19:48):
Honestly, I think humans should dothis. You need to find out if
you do have the sport fucking geAnd I'll take it a step further.
If you are genuinely questioned your sexuality, why don't you figure that shit out
before you agree to marry somebody andstart pro creating save everybody involved a whole
lot of bullshit and trump, Imean, and how else do you do

(01:20:09):
that? But by trying and believeme as someone who does not have the
sport fucking gene. I dipped mytoe into that water a couple of times
because well, I wanted to makesure and to be honest, those opportunities
don't turn up all that often,and turning down pussy just it feels wrong,

(01:20:29):
even though I've done it. Itjust like this, this is not
right, but it's just it justblows my mind, like it's funny.
It's like people are super prudish orsuper We don't judge you, and not
in a woo woo like I try. I I know what gets me off,
and I just want you to getoff with a consenting adult, you

(01:20:50):
know, not in that way either, like like if you're not a whore,
then you're not being honest with yourself. Why aren't you fucking everything?
Because I don't want to fuck everything? Whatever? I think, I mix
them both. I judge to apoint, you know, dude, are
you a relationship guy or you cool? Is it to a certain point?
And then after a while, okay, we put the judging hand on what

(01:21:11):
we're gonna ask are you a relationshipguy or are you more? Like I
hook up and if it turns intorelationship cool whatever, I don't even know
anymore. Two years. You've caughtme a very weird time in my life.
I'm kind of in flux, likeI see it on so many dating

(01:21:33):
profiles. But it's true, it'scliche, but somebody is Pete in the
dating pool soundly. I don't evenknow anymore. I mean, I guess
fair enough. It's just because itjust seems to me. It's like,
I don't know, I have alot of friends. I rather if you
are not a person who can bemonogamous, don't be in a relationship or

(01:21:58):
I don't know how this is possible, but apparently it is. Be in
a relationship that is somehow genuinely okaywith everybody involved, and it's okay with
you not being monogamous. That's all. That's that's a new thing with all
the kids. But see it's no, it's we say we're polyamorous, but
they shit don't work. I knowone polyamorous couple, and I've known a

(01:22:23):
couple that doesn't make sense. GroupI don't know, they're not even a
throuttle there's four of them now,but Corey quality, yeah, quodpoole,
quadruplegial, quadruple, quadruple, quadruple, but anyways, Yeah, you know
it's him, is his boyfriend Bobby, and then Jimmy, and then I

(01:22:49):
forget the other cruise brood's name,but man, they've been together for fucking
ten ten years I know of forsure three of them have. So I
guess in gay circles it can workbecause from what I understand, in the
most gay like gay circles, sexisn't considered cheating. It's emotional. When

(01:23:12):
it's when it gets emotional that's consideredcheating. I've heard gay men are a
little more understanding in the infidelity department. Well, the fact that the average
gay man has something like three fourhundred partners by the time they die,
and the average straight man has likesingle digits. It's average. Come on,
straights, we gotta get it together. Women, give up some pussy.

(01:23:36):
You are the gatekeepers of sex comingout there. Come on, why
do we bring that up at thenext meeting? Meaning of the meaning of
married women who didn't get yelled atby either, that's not the girls that
are giving up the shit we want. So no, she's not going to

(01:23:56):
the right meeting. Find crazy horrorfriend from childhood and find out what meetings
she goes to and tell her tosay this to those bitches. Whoever goes
to the opposite meetings, you gofind the female version of me and follow
her to the meeting, because Iguarantee you they should go into that meeting
if you ask him, hey,how's your relationship with that? If the
answer is fuck him, that's whatwe're talking about, or I really really

(01:24:19):
really yeah, Rich and I werehaving that conversation. We're about to make
it uncomfortable for you, Jess.Yeah. If they really like that,
or if they really hate dad,those are the pieces of work. That's
so we'll call them. You wantto you want someone in the middle,
someone who's moderate on their dad,someone who's like that depends on the day,

(01:24:40):
or dad's just a flawed human beinglike the rest of this. That's
that's the ideal thing. Like,oh my god, you actually look at
the world like I do. Cool, SI left the chat just uh we
everyone knows the daddy issue. Girls. Here's the thing. It holds true

(01:25:04):
because I look at the relationships whereunless there's like damn near like Benedict Arnold
levels of like treachery going on behindthe scenes, these couples work. They're

(01:25:24):
strong, they're not perfect, becausenobody's perfect, but they're damn near perfect
or they are perfect for each otherand that's all that matters. That's it's
all you got to do to makeit as a couple. Let's find that
now. Don't find the perfect personperiod, find the perfect person for you.
That's complimenting. You're crazy, that'sthat's how I okay. But they

(01:25:45):
all yeah, they're very like mydad. I love him, but he
does dumb shit, But so doI, so to my brothers's my mother,
So does whoever a boring middle ofthe road outlook on things? Gee,
who would have guessed? Steady asit goes is what fucking gets you
down the road the quickest. Icount you among those type of women.

(01:26:09):
Jess, You're not I love daddytoo much or I hate daddy too much.
You're in the acceptable range of lovingday. I fall on the right
spectrum. She likes him right now, Give her a couple of drinks.
She might have a couple of thingsto say, perfect, perfect, blend.
I don't even think you need drinks. I just think it's just like,

(01:26:29):
uh, it's just it. Yeah, that's Dan, that's Dan.
I mean, like, because here'sthe thing, I never heard my mother
be accepted of my father until wellafter his death. And it was literally
she had a friend over and Icame over to see her, and I
had never met this friend before,and this friend had never met me,

(01:26:54):
but she knew that mom had itson. And so in talking, my
mom's call me rich rich rich andat some point she said Richer, and
her friend goes, oh, Richard, and I was like, yeah,
and he's named after his father andshe's named my father. And this chick
turned white and she goes, Idated him in high school, according to
my mother. My mother dated myfather all through high school. My mother

(01:27:17):
was finding out, nine years afterthe man was in his grave that he
was cheating on her all through highschool with a chick who didn't live but
a couple miles down the room fromSo, yeah, good time for her.
This is not on the Christmas cardlist anymore. But I'm just sitting
there like, oh shit, andmy mother just looks at me, and
I expecting my mother to fucking blowher top, because that would be my

(01:27:40):
mother's reaction. My mother just shookher head kind of grined and looked at
me and goes, that was yourdaddy, and I'm just like, that's
the most accepting of my father I'veever heard my mother be. It just
took him being dead for damn neara decade. Well he was a cocksman.

(01:28:00):
Hey fuck it, I'm the blacksheep in the family. I mean
like, yeah, yeah, dad. Dad did well for himself. I
kind of think at times he wentfor quantity over quality. But what can
you say when you're over the road. You do what you do. Thank
God, I have no stories abouthim and lot lizards. That's just the
one thing that I don't think Icould have fucking stomached right, Like you

(01:28:24):
know your dad was a huge hormonder. No no, I'm now going to
go find the purest stern no Ican find and literally roped that part of
my brain out by drinking it.So I don't remember that you just said
that. I don't know if youcan gorgle with hand sanitizer, but I'm
gonna go try. Fuck hand sanitizer. Put some kerosing up my ass,

(01:28:45):
down my throat and both my nostrils, stuff some in my ears with tubes
for fucking good, fucking measure.I don't want to remember that ever.
I would rather glue my balls toa cannon ball. I would rather have
a circle jerk with my dad andgrandfather then watch this flaming turn of a
movie. Yes, I would rathersquat over a flaming hibachi then watch this

(01:29:06):
abortion of the TV show. That'show strong I feel about Yeah, well
those are jokes Jimmy can't do anymore. Yeah, that was him first.
I just assumed that because this hasbeen such a fucking shift in him since
he got his fucking late night show. I just assume pretty much all funny

(01:29:27):
shit probably came from Adam Carolla,but at one point Jimmy Kimmel was actually
kind of funny. One of Corolla'snew bits came from He was asked in
an interview recently if there would everbe a reunion of that, you know,
if they'd ever reboot The Man Show. Answer was like, like,
hey, could you ever make TheMan Show again? And his answer was

(01:29:49):
I can, Well, yeah,fair enough. So, Yeah, it's
kind of It's kind of funny howthat works, isn't it? Like you?
Because when we were young, wegot to it. After this,
we're just rambling now, But whenwe were younger, Jimmy Kimmel, he
was seen as very irreverent, veryedgy, very he was a guy that
was gonna take it to people.Yeah. Absolutely, And now he's a

(01:30:13):
fucking company man. You might aswell just wear mouse hears every fucking night.
Was he was crying during the Trumpadministration. Dude, is absolutely fucking
ridiculous. It's just an example oflike, you sell your soul to that
fucking machine. That machine demands everyfucking inch of your soul, you will
stay in lockstep or the or thebeast will fucking shit you out. And

(01:30:38):
here's the deal. Once again,it's a Patricia Neil bit. When you're
in the belly of the beast,that's when you're making two million episodes like
Charlie Sheen. But eventually you'll givethe beast indigestion and beast will shit you
out. He goes and watch howmany people get back in line to be
eaten by the beast and go throughthe whole fucking process again mm hmm.
And that's absolutely how it is.Jimmy Kimmel was smart enough, I guess

(01:31:02):
if you look at it this way, as long as he's getting the most
paycheck he can get, and that'shis only God that's his only true north
on his moral compass, and Iguess he's fucking succeeding and staying in the
belly of that beast. I don'tconsider that a life I want to live.
I know he shifted during the Trumpadministration, though, because he was
still pretty he was still before Trumpwas in office, he was still pretty

(01:31:26):
edgy and stuff he was known for, like he you know, he'd started
out what was it every year hewas doing with the Halloween videos where the
parents are telling their kids they ateall the candy and shit, you know,
shit like that, Like but hewas doing, but like his version
of edgy was literally considered cringe lessthan a decade after, like with the

(01:31:46):
whole I'm fucking Matt Damon thing,like that whole fucking video and shit that
was in what two thousand and seven, By two thousand and nine ten,
that was considered like Hackey and Boomerthat was like you started hearing like that's
not funny, that's not funny.Who finds that funny? Like my parents
find that funny. That was likeproto boomer boomerang of like boomers famie.

(01:32:09):
So I mean that's I get whatyou're saying, but it's likely and it's
dying anyway. He was, heknew he was. Hey, he knew
what's who was paying his paychecks.He knew who was Bolden too, And
when they went, hey, wereally hate Trump, don't you right?
And that goes back to once againtrusa' neil. I sit at home and

(01:32:31):
just enjoy my ceiling fan because Iknow one day someone's gonna knock on my
door and try to take it,and most likely it's gonna be someone who
helped me. They're gonna go,hey, just like the Godfather, I
did you that favor you owe me. That's how Hollywood works. That's why
I think it's hilarious they got soupset over quid pro quo when that's how
your entire culture is. It isstill built around that. It's just not

(01:32:55):
quid pro quo on the casting couch. It's the mental casting couch, if
you will. Yeah, And that'sanother point I'm going to make just right
now with the whole thing in theMiddle East. Jews don't run entertainment,
but be a celebrity and be proPalestine and have fun with that. And
as you point as you point out, this is you're someone who supports Israel

(01:33:19):
and you still feel this way,Just don't run the entertainment industry. Where's
Kanye? What happened to Kanye?And I'm just saying that's that's the sign
of someone who is applying critical thinking. Israel can't have a right to exist
as a state without being under theconcert threat of murder and like horrible murder.

(01:33:39):
But they could also run Hollywood.Why because two things can be true
at the same time. No,And I read an article about it.
If you look into that trope,it all comes back to it like anything
else, it all comes back towe're racist, like Jews had to seize
positions of power because of oppression andthis and that and blah blah. Why
is it? Why is it?Completely? I don't understand this because it's

(01:34:00):
only a big deal because Jews makinga big deal in my book, in
my opinion, and also just Iknow there's a lot of anti Semis out
there who actively hate Jews, butmost people I know don't give a fuck
about you one way or the other. You know why, I'm Jews thumbs
up on this. You don't knockon our doors and try to convert us
and you don't tell us we're gonnaburn in hell if we don't believe exactly

(01:34:24):
like you do. Right there,you gotta be bought yourself a lot of
good will. And what's wrong,Well, the stereotypes about you being you're
killing it. Agents don't have problemswith that stereotype. Why is it?
It's it's not racist, it's nota hate fact. It's not problematic,
it's not it's theophobic to say,Oh, the Irish absolutely embedded themselves in

(01:34:49):
public service via the department, thefire department, in the police department in
New York and in other East Coastcities during their massive fucking influx after the
fucking Potato family. That's not dawThat's what you do in America. When
you're part of the fucking group whocomes in and it's tag you're it,

(01:35:10):
you're the shit group. You findyour fnitch and you work it till you
can't anymore. Irish police and firedepartments. Asians built the railroads, did
a lot of the fucking gold miningout there. That's how that's what they
got known for. That was astereotype well into the twentieth century. Italians
construction a culinary shit that's their thinghere. I mean yet to it.

(01:35:38):
Yeah, I mean as a culturalthing. Mob movies are as American as
apple pie and baseball. So yeah, and it's almost a the mob movie
as we think of it is auniquely American thing. Is the mob?
The mob back in Italy and Sicilyis not like the American mob. It's

(01:35:58):
different. I don't forget my peoplein party stores. What is the none
of that's racist? So why isa problematic or anything? Why is it?
When it's Yeah, Jews, youfucking congratulations, you're running Hollywood.
Fout. You literally did what tooShort told you to do. You got
in where you fit it. Goodfor you. I don't understand what the
problem is, the fact that theyhave a problem. Well that's not true.

(01:36:24):
What mother fucker you? You're aware? I can say I'm not,
Helen Keller, you were aware.I have all my senses, right,
I'd be doubled a little bit,but I still have them. Yes.
Anyways, Right, we tried toend on a funny note or whatever.
Jews run Hollywood. That's nowhere ending. I don't understand why that's so controversial.

(01:36:45):
I just don't. I don't getit, Like I know It's a
joke I make all the time.But of all the stereotypes black people have
a problem with, you notice thebrothers don't seem to have a problem with
black guys have a big dick.That's the one thing Black guys don't seem
to have a problem with being stereoidy. And in my personal experience, my
anecdotal experience, you know who's quickestto tell you. Let me tell you
something, there's brothers out A lotof brothers out here with thumb dicks is

(01:37:11):
black women. I swear to god, I've heard that more from Black women
than I've heard from white women.And I'm talking. These are white women
who are exclusively with black dudes.That's just all they're attracted to. So
I know they've seen a whole lotof black snake moaning in their face.
I can't even say what I wantto say. What you know, that's
not how those work. I knowyou should be surprised if the dudes are

(01:37:35):
like, Man, if my girlfucks shack, I'm like, she would
snap right back. Bro. Theyliterally throw a couple extra stitches in after
she passes a bowling ball through there. Okay, you ain't doing that much
damage either as shack, get thefuck over yourselves. God, I hate
men when it comes to that typeof shit. Yeah, like the guys

(01:37:55):
who think their dick's gonna run intotheir baby when their wife's pregnant. Like,
dude, how hung do you thinkyou are? That's it? Those
are the same idiots. It's like, hey, man, it's like one
hundred and forty in the shade,there's no shade, and you're bald and
you're irish. You should probably puton sun block or a hat. We
ship that she's gay as fun.You think you're tougher than the sun?

(01:38:16):
What the fuck is wrong with you? Man? We all might know a
guy who probably thinks that way.Yeah, I know a few. I
don't talk to him anymore, butI knew him past ten. That bitch
ass sun man. Rich, Iwish that son would I kicked the ship
out the sun and the moon's assjust because rich. Dude, we all

(01:38:38):
know a guy who has said thissentence, Man, the sun ain't ship.
Yes, yep, maybe maybe twoguys. Here's the thing, I'm
too irish to say that. It'stoo was pale in my ass. I
can't do it, man, Yeah, exactly I wish son would I tell

(01:39:00):
Son to kiss my ass. Yeah, you out of complexed motherfucker. You
got kind of an all year aroundcompared to me at least, So yeah,
you can get in the sun.Me my ass. The winter mom's
genetics shows up. I matched thesnow. But yeah, give me a
week or two outside and bam,word man. We went to specs.

(01:39:24):
We met in what August, startedschool in Earnest in September, and I
got some pictures where we're in sweatersand shirt and longsleeve shirts and we have
like winter jackets. On bro,you're still pretty fucking dark, I mean
compared to like like me and theother male monkeys in the class. Like,
yeah, yeah, you're you're stillrather dark. Sorry. So we

(01:39:47):
mentioned to get our dick jokes in, so there's a bell, I would
ring it at Jake. What's happening. Oh, I just feel like the
way you said that. You saidthat like like we just got the dick
joe again. I'm like, no, the dick joke was like five minutes
ago. I said. We managedto get him in. Oh, we
had like okay, it was likeone hundred and twenty second long dick joke
too. It's like two minutes ofdick jokes at gen Exhausted pod is where

(01:40:12):
we're at on social media. AtChristophermedia dot net is is just the hub
for everything. Tell us, Igot a PayPal button. If you'd like
to help us out, please andthank you. Uh and wherever you listen
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who have been around for a while. Uh. I feel like saying old

(01:40:38):
is being negative, but it's legacylisteners. Veteran listen. Yeah, thank
you, yes, thank you forbeing here, and I appreciate you for
listening, and we'll catch you nextweek. No me, same o.
G about no cheese, no dealsand geez, no deals and no keys,

(01:40:59):
No no more gals and those seaspad of me because I can finally
afford to provide my family with grosserfrigs. Got a crib for the studio
when the saw full of tracks toadd to the golf full of plaques hanging
up in the office in the backof my house like tro fish, did
y'all think come and let my toefreeze? Hoh please you've been about down
on both knees. Who do youthink taught you to smoke trees? Or
you think brought you the old theseeasy ease ice cubes and do o c's

(01:41:23):
the scoop deal doungeez and the groupthat said motherfuck the police say, if
you all take for the toe beesdepartment, you trot do in your hoods
or when your album selves wasn't doingtoo good? What's the doctor that he
told you to go see? Y'allbeen a listen up closely, all you
niggas to say that I turned flopon the firm flop, y'all know the
reason that Dray came drink getting nosleep. So fuck y'all, all of
y'all. If y'all don't like me, blow me. Y'all gonna keep sucking

(01:41:45):
around with me and turn me backto the old news. Nowadays, everybody
want to talk they they got somethingto say, but nothing comes out when
they moved their list. Just abunch of dipperation mother bumper Zactly they forgot
about trees. Nowadays, everybody wantto talk about They got something to say,
but nothing comes out when they movedthe list. A bunch of gimperation
when the bumps aft they forgot abouttrade? Or what do you say to
somebody you hate when you one's tryingto bring some with you wake one of
miss aldangs in the front of youwait just started get taking a fens w

(01:42:09):
you wave. One day I waswalking by with a warmping on when I
called a guy, give me adorm without you wrangled the mark and you're
parking ot when it's darking I Idon't give a fuck if it's dark knight.
I'm harder than me. Trying toparka dots when I'm talking is fun
right next to when you Monkea's talkingand too Kargara for now with two Dronken
eggs trying to walk it off.You two bitch called the cops. I'm
gonna kill you and him down ason the fucking barking dogs. And when

(01:42:30):
the cops came to me and racegood next to a part down house with
a can for the gas and ahalf of the match. It's still we
found out right here from there,rolling out it's the product too. Starting
to day get to the marrow's anews and I'm still welcoming up to churn
you to death for the Charleston twoticket Sam Sadie. How then instead of
twins babies and the Mercedes pins withthe windows up, when the tip goes
up to the mid eighties, hecalls it med eighties. Sorry, Doc,

(01:42:54):
but I'm being crazy. It's theway that you can't save me.
It's okay, go with him,hey Lee. Nowadays everybody want to talk
like they got something to say,but nothing comes out when they prove the
liss. Just a bunch of gipperationon the puppers out, and they forgot
about rape. Nowadays, everybody wantto talk like they got something to say,
but nothing comes out when they movethe list, Just a bunch of
gipperation on the puppers out. Ifthey forgot about you, it was up

(01:43:14):
to me. You motherfucker stopped comingup to me with your hands out,
looking up to me like you wantsomething free. When my last sed was
that you wasn't pumping me. Butnow that I got snow pumpany everybody want
to come to me like it wassome disease. But you won't get a
crumb from me because I'm from thestreet. So I told them all,
I don't look cast us. Whodo you think he'll more tomorrow. Now
you want to run around talking aboutguns like I ain't got none. What
you think I sold them all becauseI stay well off. Now I want

(01:43:36):
to get his hay mails all daysaying Dray fell off boy, because I've
been in the lab. Would apend in the patch trying to get his
damn abel off? I ain't havingthat. There's the millennium of bapt of
math. It ain't gonna three nothingafter that. So give me one more
plat and the plaque and fuck rapper, you can have it patch so where
it's all the mad rappers that it'slike a jungle in the Saba chat.
Put all your stabbage cats started offstrapped with gas when you will cut it

(01:43:56):
in the cabbage trash. Nowadays,everybody want to talk like they got something
to say, but nothing comes outwhen they move their lips. There's a
bunch of dipperation on the puppies out. They forgot about grade. Nowadays,
everybody want to talk like they gotsomething to say, but that it comes
out when they move their lips.There's a bunch of dipperation on the puppies
out. They forgot about grade.Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they
got something to say, but nothingcomes out when they move the lips.
Just a bunch of gibberition, motherfuckerexactly, they forgot about Dre. Thank

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