Foolish Games

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Thank you for visiting Christopher Media dotYet. Thank you for visiting Christopher Media
dot Yet. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm rich. I'm
just Oh how about that super Bowl? Huh? We owe the NFL some
money, I said it. Howabout that Big Game? Huh? Yeah?

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Do you know if that super Bowlyou're not it's a licensed term.
Really, it's like the the midto late nineties, what ever really started
cracking down on it into like thelate two thousand's, early twenty tens,
because fuck it, I'll say thename of it. I don't work for
anymore. When I worked for PapaRomano's, they used to have a Super

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Bowl. They just didn't use anyof the advertising fonts or team colors or
anything but a super Bowl special thatran that week and NFL said cease and
desist or we will soon you outof existence, and we quickly went to
the Big Game special. So between. But if I'm like talking about I

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had a super Ball of renewals,you better hold. You better hope that
hear that that shield has enough hasan army of lawyers on retainer, and
those lawyers would love nothing more thanjust fucking hit the shield with billable hours
over some nonsense bullshit that like evenif even if we were saying it like

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what's gonna happen, if they sentit to us, we would immediately fold
because what the fuck you ain't gonnaoutspend the NFL. Put it this way,
Jess. When we had a sportspodcast I went to I tried to
get an affiliate link for some someaffiliate of something that sold licensed NFL products,
and the guy hit me back,like, I listen to your podcast.

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New He's like, he's like RogerMight. He's like that guy fucking
you don't know what he listens to. And he's like, no, sorry,
that was my conversation with the dude. That's all right, fair enough,
And I mean well, I meanand we were fucking we were out
of pocket with the shit we weresaying a lot of cases. But but
I'm gonna say this. The numberone fucking afternoon drive guy in Detroit,

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Mike vi Lenni, has alluded toninety seven to one didn't have the Lions
for a while because or did theynot do they still not have the didn't
get him back? Okay, yeah, they were in purgatory. And what
we're in the oldies. No,they were on AM radio again, weren't
they. They were on the oldiesstation for a second, then they then

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I think they disappeared to AM radioand then I stopped listening to radio.
Yeah, but even he said that, like that was part of the reason.
They were like, Okay, yougot to go to your guy,
Mike vi Lenny, and you gottatell him he can't say what he wants
to say. Mike Lenny was like, that's not is it in the contract.
No, I don't give a shipwhat they think. That's your fucking

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sales department problem. That's not myproblem. It's not in my contract to
make sure your sales department can sellthat shield. So what do you want
me to do? And to theircredit, ninety seven one stood by them
because I think ninety seven one waslike, uh, number one Dry Afternoon
Drive Guy having this game fucking onSundays. You're still going to have the
number one drive guy five days aweek, plus his fucking podcast that he

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does, plus oh I'm sorry,plus one of the multiple podcasts that he
does all through ninety seven one,which means they get clicks, they get
ad revenue because they get traffic.Oh no, he doesn't show every Sunday
with Boomer sisin it's crazy and theycame back. Well, no, but
the thing he wasn't making shit up. No, he was just telling the
truth. Yes, and we justtold the truth with very very colorful language

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that would have made marines and hockeyplayers plush. Yeah. Maybe some truck
drivers too, a couple of sailors. Yeah, talk at of shit.
Wait wait, wait, once again, I maintain, if you're tell them
the truth, it ain't talking shit. You know what I'm saying. You
just you're telling the truth. You'reshaming the devil. That's what the fuck
you do it. We told alot of truth. Well, captain crab

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Legs, motherfucker got thrown. Didhe not get busted by Jameis Winston did
not get busted by or stealing crabLegs? Yes? So what's what's okay?
So an insensitive nickname? Sure,I guess, But I mean like
when I say, when I thinkof fucking when I hear about anything about
uh uh oh shit, who playedfucking Ferris Bueller? What I hear about

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it? Yes, when I hearabout anything about Matthew Brodder being in fucking
Ireland again. I'm like, godshit, oh that's bad for any pedestrians.
Like it's just Ferris Bueller runs peopleover on the day. I mean,
you know what I'm saying, Shiplike that, like everyone forgets to
kill the guy exactly exactly, That'swhat I'm saying. People be mad because

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it's fucking people will be bad becauseMatthew Broderick and he's a nice guy.
It's like, I get it,he's a nice guy, but he killed
the guy and he walked essentially witha as a naughty, naughty thing to
do on the wrist, and ithappened in a foreign country. But that's
you talking ship, because I'm tellingthe truth about I have some rabbit ears
for that. Yeah, speaking ofrabbit ears. Okay, So I'm assuming

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you guys watched it and you didn'twatch it vias Sail and the Seas online
because that's what I did. SoI didn't see any of the commercials halftime
show second time ever. I wasin a bar, so like the commercials
were all kind of like white noiseto me. Fair enough, I just
but yeah, I don't and Ididn't see the halftime show. I've seen

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clips and I've seen still pictures andI've seen memes the halftime show, Like
the game was boring until the end. No, there was nothing boring of
what was boring about this halftime show? Okay, age appropriate Usher fan?
How about all the fucking songs thatwere off of my kool Aid? Is
what he needed to do? Likemy bitch with Usher is from the same

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bitch with last year as Rihanna.Like I get that they are big and
they had a lot of hits,but I don't think like they had huge
hits, Like I think Usher likethat the song he closed with is far
I think that is his biggest That'sthat's a song like your mom knows right,
Like that's that's the kind of crossoverappeal I'm talking about that would usually

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have been in the super Bowl,Like the first musical artist, like pop
artist ever, Like that wasn't likethat, Like if you look at the
list of super Bowl halftime shows,I don't know what they were doing to
the mid nineties, but Michael Jacksonwas the first person they Like, That's
what I'm saying, Like, Idon't think Usher and re re on the
level what like the level of starslike Michael Jackson was when he did it,

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or like, I don't know,but I'm just saying I'm putting it
in the street. Usher, youain't shit. Get off of my woman.
I swear to god, I don'tgive a fuck. It's on site,
motherfucker. I saw you on AliciaKeys. It's on site. That's
what's up. That's what's up.And get some valtrex. I keep forgetting

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that he does have the herb.Yeah how much y'all know that because he's
been sued a bunch of times.It's very findable information. What oh yeah,
yeah, yeah. He leaves them. He leaves them turning and burning,
baby, contacting the lawyer. Listen, he got He's R and B
singer who got famous when he waslike eighteen. You know some of my
friends. Of course he had herpes. He probably had about time he's twenty

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five. That motherfucker got famous beforethe internet when he was like fourteen fifteen,
and he was and he was prettyand noting it. I'm not gonna
get into the fucking it's different inthe black community. I'm just gonna say
that it's kind of like going downSouth and talking about like Jerry Lee Lewis
and his cousin in shit, andyou're like, you look through it through

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this lens and you're like, yo, that's fucked up, and it's like,
yeah, it is fucked up.But I'm just saying there's a very
good chance he was very sexually experiencedby the time he was fourteen, just
saying, well, his first hit. He let out his first hit when
he was sixteen. Ah, sothat means he was working towards being so
Okay, maybe not fourteen, butby the time he had his first hit

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it he knew he was doing.He knew what he was doing. So,
yeah, you throw your dick onthe crap table that often you're gonna
come back with something. That's justthat's just the house is going to win
eventually. You cannot have on winningstreak all the time. And I mean,
like, hey, no big deal, dude. If what is it
like eighty eighty five percent of thepopulation of the planet walk around with the

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herpie fucking virus in some form dormantor whatever actor, but it's they carry
it. Welcome to the majority,I guess. Try to try to fuck
out any flare ups. But anyway, it wasn't a boring show. I
don't think it was boring at all. I thought, because because you have
lady parts. Nothing it was bornuntil people was roller skating around and Little

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John showed up and Luda came outof the floor. Listen big, he
was puffed up, he was hehad a he paid for a good blowout
before he came on. I watchedthe Super Bowl with my whole family.
So I was watching this with myyou know, you said like your mom

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would know. Yeah, my momdid not know. Yeah, nor did
she enjoy that even a little bit. But we all got such a kick
whenever a Little John came out andwe're like, oh my god, is
Luda next? Is Luda coming out? And we we were just the most
basic of bitches. Whenever Ludacris cameout. I forgot when you're drunk,

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how much of that wrap that youknow? Oh I was. I didn't
have a drink and I knew everyword. I think I was like six
or seven beers. I forgot.Got. I used to DJ that song
and I know, like every otherline like oh yeah, it's just green
in my brain gets to that fastpart, You're like, am I going
to be able to get hit this? And then you just nail it,

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you know. Oh yeah, becauseyou're drunk, you hit you perfect and
everything. Even if you're not inyour head, you are all right.
So I didn't see the performance,but you guys haven't referenced Jermaine dupre and
his looking like the fucking mayor ofthe Lollipop Guild or whatever. That's right.

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I forgot they did. Welcome toAtlanta, like I said, I
was. You know, that waswho everyone thought was Celo Green, right,
I guess yeah, there was abunch of means about it. Yeah,
that was everyone thought that was Celo. That's why they didn't realize that
was Jermaine Dupree. And they'd beenlike, why is this motherfucker walking around

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looking like he's in the Lollipop Guild. That must mean JD put on some
LB's if they think he's slo JD. JD never used to be se los
Yeah, but also a bald blackman. Bald black man dressing weird,
dressing weird. They both checked fromMiddle America. By the way, I
was gonna be polite, not fuckinglump you in the Middle America. But

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now I'm going to you said itquick as fuck. That means You're like,
I can understand they kind of lookalike. Yeah, I under say
Vin Diesel the Rock if both theirheads are shaved, you don't really know
white people. I mean one ofthem is not even really white. And
yeah, so yeah, it's kindof unnerving when you see Vin Diesel without

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his fucking movie fucking pigment on,because it's like, wow, dude,
you're white. Holy shit. Butthat's that's for another podcast. Anyways.
I just wanted to know because I'mjust like, that was fucking I'm like,
that was some ugly ass, uglyass fucking fashion choice. It was
just some ugly ass fashion choices thatentire fucking I remember it didn't hear the

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show saw mostly still shots of theshow. I'm going with some ugly I
know, he had three fucking costumechanges. Two of them. I was
like, this ship looks like somethingout of the movie Dodgeball, right.
One of them looked like they werein ship from like he Man, Yeah,
and then the other one looked likesome like like if it was an
off brand Tron movie. But Imean, i mean, you know,

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we're both on the northern side offorty are we surprised that the fashion choices
of African Americans by this point.Oh no, it's what what dude,
walking around where we've ever fucking livedis dressing like that? But I'm talking
about I get it. You knowwhat I'm saying. It's putting on the
show. That time you went tospace? Ah, what was it?

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No? No, don't want togo down in that fucking rabbit hole anyways.
Uh it, lo's where I wasgoing with. Damn it, you
threw me off because you reminded meof a movie title that I cannot say
the title without. It has somethingto do with possibly homosexual African Americans in
space or from space you're on Earth, but they are not referred to as

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that. So many things I couldcome up with. Uh yeah, it
was just excellent podcasting, excellent podcasting. But I want to say, this
is my topic within a topic.How do you say that and not get
fucking not get canceled? Oh gogod, no, I mean we've said

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both words separately, but yeah,I feel that. I'm yeah right,
it's Wikipedia. You got pissed fuckingporn and pissed pride flags in your algorithm.
Don't worry, I learned my humanYeah, just all it would be

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is they would recommend you like pissmatts for lesbians with Malcolm X graphics on
it. That's all you know,And somewhere out there someone makes that.
Oh absolutely, because capitalism, baby, there's a buck to be made.
What is it? What is it? What is that? Joey Diaz talks

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about it. It's it's not immigrantmentality. But he was like explaining what
goes into immigrant mentality, and he'slike, immigrants come to America and they're
like, every minute I'm not gettingmoney, as minute someone else is getting
that money from me. Yeah,And I'm just like, you understand that
there's just not money growing in andjust falling in the streets, right,
Like you actually have to do somethinglegal or illegal to get that fucking money.
You ain't just gonna stumble down theroad and be like, oh look

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there's a bag of money. I'mglad I took this route today because I
always find money here. That's nothow this shit works. They're speaking more
about opportunities. Yeah, definitely,definitely, Oh absolutely. But I think
a lot of that's because if Itook you and dropped you in the middle
someplace where you don't know and saidOkay, make it work. What are
you going to fall back and tryto rely on and build your life around
the one thing you know you cando, right? Yeah, start cooking.

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Yeah you said you know a fewwords in Spanish. Open up one
of these and in a Spanish speakingcommunity. Oh no, I got,
I got a smartphone, speaking ofthe translator. Hold it at somebody.
That's totally a thing too. Ohno, last time I was running a
pizza place, I hadn't exchanged somebodylike that, Like he showed me the
language. I fucking brought it up. Went but I forget what it was

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because it's some Eastern European crazy shit. But yeah, the cool this is
way better than you just pointing atthe menu. And I was playing the
world's fucking stupidest guessing game for tenminutes. I was upset at how much
basic Spanish I forgot or the dialectis completely different, because it's the only
thing I can think of, andI'm leaning more towards I just forgot a

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lot of basic Spanish because I haven'tused it in almost thirty years like a
regular see, so a little bitmore advanced than that, enough to where
it's like, oh, I couldfollow a conversation as long as they don't
have like a speech impediment or something. But honestly, I'm like I no,
I'm like BILLI and Maddison when hewas studying for Spanish, slow down,

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whoa, I heard the first threewords. Let's back it up.
Okay. If at any point whatyou're saying has the words in it,
what's no? What is the oppositeof oh? Shit? I used to
know. Fucking damn it. Iused to know slow down. Shit,
it's been You're right, it's beena minute. Yeah see see Now I'm

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just thinking about that one scene fromScrub someone say something about cheese. Hey,
but if you're going to go fora cheese run howl Troy. Now
we are officially on our bullshit becausewe are not talking about the Super Bowl
whatsoever. We were on brand onbullsh on our bulls. Did you guys
see tapping Tait's boyfriend yelling man hiscoach, And that's a big polarized topic

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right now. Why that's dudes,that's football. I was like, yeah,
and but tolerated with anybody else ifit hadn't been Tay's boyfriend been tolerated
when anybody else who doesn't have thefucking skills of Tata's boyfriend. If that
was the fucking third string tight end, he'd have fucking wanted to finish the
game. It's been referred to asas red flag behavior, and I'm like,

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Okay, who's referring to that asred flag behavior? I want to
see these people, and I wantto see how many posts they have on
whatever their fucking social media drug ofchoices. Oh, it's constant, that's
all. When you're a Hall ofFamer, you can yell at your coach.
Sometimes there's uh tons of there's tonsof footage of it with Tom Brady.
Did he ever push him though?Because he pushed it, I'm sure

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there was a shoulder bump or two. Belichick as man. I mean,
but you you had to be bullshittingwhen you were, like when he had
got away with that. If hewasn't Taytay's boyfriend, you have to be
bullshitting, right, I mean,if he did, if he wasn't as
known and as important, if hewasn't a Hall of Famer. No,

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Like, he's a guy that whenhe's done, he's getting in on his
first when it says for him tocome up he's getting in like he's one
of the best position ever. He'srock. He's gonna get in first ballot.
Same thing with great like both ofthem tight ends like the correct Yeah,
there's like, there's there's like thethree tight the three top tight ends
in history are gonna be Tony Gonzalez, Gonkowski and Travis Kelsey. Like for

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a while, it's gonna be thosethree guys. Samfortia something to say about
it, But he's just a rookie. Sorry, but yeah, so,
I mean, like in this case, absolutely did. Jimmy Johnson rule seems
to be an effect in Kansas City, and the Jimmy Johnson rule for the
uninitiated is in the nineties when Jimmyin the eighties, excuse me when Jimmy
Johnson, who a little slighted theeighties there in the eighties, when Jimmy

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Johnson took over as head coach ofthe Dallas Cowboys, there was accusations from
some of the well, let's saylower tier players of favoritism, and well,
why can Troy Aikman show up fifteenminutes late and Emmett and Michael can
show up fifteen minutes late, butI can't And he's like, And Jimmy

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Johnson's answer to that was, motherfucker, because you're not the one of the
triplets. When you start producing andwinning those games like they do, putting
this whole team on your back likethey do, then I'll look the other
fucking way for you too. Untilthen, sit your ass down and learn
what I got to fucking teach you. I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but
it's like, Yeah, one ofthose guys went down is like the greatest

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in his position in history. Yeah, that guy can be the late I
mean, I would say that thatwas is how many three headed attacks in
the NFL? Can you name herbetter than that? For the era that
they were in? Nothing? Okay, Now go outside their era. I
think you're gonna find it hard tobump them out of the top five of
a three headed attack outside of thatera. A three headed attack Reggie Edrin,

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Peyton, Peyton, Yeah, youhad the greatest show on turf yep
in Saint Louis. I'm trying tothink of right now, because usually in
a three headed beast is a twoheaded bat. We're talking best or All
star at those three positions. Formost of the time, they're playing together
like Detroit has Stafford and Megatroze inboth their statistical peaks, but they never

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had a running back. Who isthat? Goddamn Donald, Dear God,
I can't believe I'm about to saythis sentence. I see the potential for
it in our current Lions teams.Give it a couple of years, but
the potential, same potential. Butcurrently, Yeah, Brady never had Brady
always had to have a rotating castof fools. And this is what I'm
saying. If you start going backfurther than the eighties, you go back
to the seventies, sixties, fiftiesespecially, and further back than that,

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it's hard to find. It's hardto find who the dominant wide receivers are
because the stats and the expectations ofthe numbers changed so drastically. So I
mean, like you really, yoursample size is really what since the fucking
the merger to now I gotta makeI gotta make the case that that,

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yeah, the triplets, they gotto be in the top three. Montana
and Jerry have a running back?No, but who oh who did Riggs
have in Uh? No, theydidn't have the quarterback in Washington. No,
they didn't have the running or thewide receiver who was their big wide
receiver. Buffalo never had three headedattack, right right? Who did he

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like have Claxica running Plexico and uhnobody? Yeah, so there you go.
Anyways, this is kind of footballrelated. Sorry but anyways, Yeah,
but but we got there because ofuh, you hate that we're calling
him Tita's boyfriend, Travis Kelcey yellingat Andy Reid, which was good for
the memes. A lot of memes, yes, especially with the one I

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saw Rich maybe you posted it orI don't know, maybe it's Andy Reid
was me and Travis Kelsey was myhangover. I mean, that's it,
Monday morning, like me. ButI did find something kind of funny leading
speaking of memes leading up to theSuper Bowl and post super Bowl, and

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that is how quickly that the sideswere chosen. And it was like,
Okay, if you hate Trump,you gotta love Taylor Swift. If you
love Trump, you gotta hate TaylorSwift. And anyone who dared to fucking
try to be like I don't.I hate their fuck fuck politics. She's
just annoying. Yeah, and it'sannoying. I'm tired of fucking seeing a

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big ass, fucking toothy ass NapoleonDynamite looking fucking grand all over my television
half the time. Because it's notjust during the game, it's before the
game, it's after the game,it's when I go online, it's it's
every and these and these people justlike, don't give a fuck. Nope,
nope, you're just piece of shit. You're just i mean, just
shouted down blah blah blah blah blah. And then back to and I'm just

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going, this is madness, thisis madness. We are turning because here's
the irony of this. Do youunderstand where progressives stand on people like Taylor
Swift. Let's look at Taylor Swift. She's a white, blonde woman who
comes from an affluent background. Shallwe talk about the income bracket shee?
Then hold on, we'll get tothat, all right. Started off country,

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then she's jumped to a more well, shall we say, urban sound,
pop sound. I guess if you'rebeing generous about it, some call
it selling out, you know,change her style up, basically put all
of her business out there via herdata or in regards to her dating and
personal life. Right and is abillionaire who has multiple private jets and flies

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around in private jets, one ofthe most harsh ways to travel on our
environment. Environment that. Oh yeah, she happens to prattle on about if
someone with a microphone ask her,I mean this is on paper. You
hate these people? You She iseverything the modern quote unquote progressive left hate.
Yet you'd be diametrically opposed to fuckingthe people on the right. We'll

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take up for a billionaire who's borninto privilege and just profited through privilege and
appropriation of musical styles and genres thatshe had no business and et cetera,
et cetera, all that shit.Nope, it doesn't matter if pisses off
the Republicans, it pisses off theMAGA people. Good enough, cry more,
you're triggered. Haha. And I'mjust going, Wow, this is

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madness, this is insanity. I'mjust here for the football game. I
mean, I'm just I am I'mkelseed out. I was kelseed out last
year. I feel this is aperfect opportunity for Travis and Jason to both
ride off into the sunset together.Jason's old. Travis just won. He's
getting old, like it's the declinehas started. You could see it this.

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I mean, it's still with thelevel that he's at, him declining,
He's still better than anyone in theleague. But if you look at
his production, he started to decline. I mean, and he's gonna be
what thirty five? So, Imean it's father Time is undefeated in the
sports world. Like I'm saying,it's going on top. Pull of George
Costanzo, Take your three rings,take Taylor Swift, get yourself on the

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Dave Chappelle program where you knock upa billionaire and live out fucking retirement in
fucking style. I mean, yeah, but he's not gonna do that,
gotcha, bitch. That's the onlyman ever consciously trying to knock up his
girlfriend. Oh wait a minute,Wait a minute, waite wit minute,

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Wait a minute. Kanye West didall that his ex wife, who's worth
more and makes more than him.He has to pay two hundred thousand dollars
a month in child support. Well, he went crazy publicly. I feel
like that might have hurt him alittle bit. Did you also see that?
Did see a Super Bowl? No? You punish, so you punish
a man financially because he's having afucking psychotic break in public see, but

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I don't think he used the familycourt to do it, and somehow everyone's
cool with this rich I don't thinkat that level that even came into play.
I think she had better lawyers,Like would you get to the level
of money they had? It's allabout who's hiring the best lawyer, and
their dumbass got married in California.I'm just sitting there going, if I'm
the judge, I'm going, whyare we talking? Right? I guess

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we need to be here. Weneed to be different conversation, like,
like we need to be here incase there are people who need, like
the law to step in because theycan't be something. But y'all, motherfuckers
have so much money you're pissing itaway, Like, but you can't because
as a judge, you you know, oh this, if we tie these
two morons up in family court inCalifornia, this is gonna pay for my

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next fucking vacation right here. Imean yeah, Like the Jude should be
looking again here go what do youneed from him? And vice versa?
Like aren't you both worth like asmall country? Like why are we here?
Like yeah, you want to divorce? Good, you're divorced keep everything
you fucking came with. Yeah,were you dumb enough to put each other's

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names on certain shit? Congratulations?You either have to fucking sell out sell
or buy their fucking share and thatthat deal with it. That's what That's
what people do every fucking day whenthey get divorced. You guys have combined.
They got to be close to twobillion. Comeby, I'm here,
he's worth seven what seven hundred millionor no, no, excuse me,
four hundred million or was it sevenhundred Hey allegedly made a ninety million dollars

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on Sunday with a Super Bowl ad, which was him just rambling, but
at the end he dropped his websiteand said, oh, yeah, I'm
still selling Yeezies. Well, yeah, that's that's that was the genius part
of me. He spent seven milliondollars and recorded it out of his phone
and yeah, made twelve that's yeah. I mean, when seven million is

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your overhead because you recorded it andthen sent it, I can you imagine
getting that being like, did weget a fucking is he reading the script?
This can't be the commercial? Callhis ass back or text him or
whatever the fuck. Because first ofall, as motherfucker said of something it'd
like to come from his phone.Second of all, are we supposed to
have am I going to see hisdick in any moment? Because that's that's

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how it's been going with some fuckingfamous people these last couple of days.
He pulled some shit out of thirtyRock. He's like, he, oh,
I'll just buy it an myself,like just said what he wanted,
Like, oh, how much supprise? He didn't check his watch? Oh
they say, got sixty seconds?All right, we're at forty five.
Uh so yeah, just starts bullshittingabout the bulls or some shit. Just

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see. You know, George Bushstill doesn't care about black people. Yeah,
but you can add a bunch ofJews to that list now too.
Yeah, and it's still selling easyeasy dot com or whatever the fuck he
said too. And are you hearingall about this nonsense which he has even
gone on to when Kanye goes onto social media going hey, this is
fucking bullshit. This is some bullshitthat he allegedly uh rented out the box

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in front of uh rented out theseats or whatever in front of Taylor Swiss
box so he could taunt her whateverand then she had him removed, and
pretty much the line on both rationalthinking people both, how would either of
them know that? And yeah,it's so much as Kanye to go on
line and be like, yeah,I did not do this on purpose.

(30:04):
This is y'all are crazy or whateverhe said in his Kanye parlance. Fuck
the Jews. Okay, if you'reold enough to get this some ripley's believe
it or not, not or notlike a motherfucker. Sorry, that sounds
like some fucking like some urban legendshit, you know what I'm saying,

(30:25):
Like like that that that's what.It sounds like, a twenty first century
urban legend and someone's trying to startNow, he was there and he's trying
to hang out with a bunch ofpeople and was just getting just the cold
shoulder which follows him and be like, all right, cool, that's as
goes. All right. But Ialso would say to him, hey,
man, you knew the business youwere getting into. Yeah, I don't
know. I don't know anything aboutthat. So, yeah, he's reportedly

(30:48):
trying to hang out with people andplease don't let a camera see me with
you that kind of shit. He'sgot a new album out Apparently it's doing
well on Spotify. I didn't evenknow he had one out. Apparently his
community doesn't care. I don't thinkhe sucks now A fan of earlier material
and listening to it lately, buthis new stuff is I can't get with
it. Not with that, Idon't. I'm true. I can't tell
you the last new thing of hisI've heard. I was never, never

(31:11):
was really impressed with any of hisstuff though, honestly, I think outside
of it, outside of anything hedid with jay Z. So whenever he
was doing it shaped with jay Z, when was that like twenty ten's yeah,
okay with n Wards in Paris.Yeah, outside of n like that

(31:33):
whole decade, there's a lot ofsongs they did together. I'm talking about
like that. That's the last timeI really remember listening to anything new that
Kanye West put out, And beforethat, it wasn't like I was keeping
up with him. It was aWelcome to the Good Life song No.
That was released as a single,So that was like two thousand and seven,
two thousand and eight. It waslike one of the last singles off

(31:53):
of Like that was the per secondalbum. That was the album. That's
when I had stronger on it.Yeah, that was his last good album.
That's if someone once told me itwas one of the lesser singles on
that album. Yeah, this collegedrop out, there's late registration, and
then yeah that's a graduation Okay,so there you go. Those those I

(32:15):
love those three albums. After thathe still how you feel about them?
Like not just he went he started. I don't know if he started doing
a bunch of drugs, like hechanged up his production style, his songwriting
style. I don't fucking know.But the album after graduation was ata Wait's
and Heartbreak and that album is garbageand like after that, like he just

(32:37):
I don't I don't know what happenedbetween album three and four. Maybe he
stopped doing a lot of drugs,right, he got clean, or maybe
that's when I don't know the chronology. Yeah, maybe that's when he had
a psychotic break, great awakening,I think is what he likes to call
it. Thank you for visiting ChristopherMedia Dott. Thank you for visiting Christopher

(32:58):
Media dot. Yet there was anymorefrom the from the Super Bowl, So
I said it again, t Roge, Uh did you see that there was
a shooting at the Chiefs per Whitecelebration parade that thinks today, Yeah,

(33:24):
and reading about where it's at,I feel there was a shooting in Kansas
City that was in the vicinity ofthe Chiefs parade. But yeah, one
person died and a bunch of ninepeople went to the hospital. No,
I think twenty. I think it'stwenty nine kids, was what I heard.

(33:45):
But was this someone who like targeteda crowd or were or were these
people fucking popping off? Y?See here? What do we know?
So far? Shots were fired atthe end of the Chiefs victory parade and
rally in downtown Kansas City miser aroundWednesday. One person is dead and at
least twenty two people have gunshot wounds, including children. Three people are now

(34:06):
in custody. Just an hour agoI read that it was two people.
Officials say they do not believe themotive was terrorism. There we go,
fi people popping off? Yes theyhave three people. Three people. Expect
this to get shucked under the rugor called something else in because you know

(34:28):
what, they weren't too one anytimenow by the time this gets posted,
if for real should have happened,and we do we we all three do?
You? Two are you two pickingup what I'm laying down. I
know, Chris is fuck if therewere yeah, if they were white people,
we know it right now, I'llfuck you know, immediate a thirty
five to fifty two year old whitemale with accomplices. Yeah, absolutely,

(34:54):
absolutely, motive on not ruling anythingout, motive on. Oh yeah,
the language changes. Here's the deal. We knew it. We knew it
when they did it to black people, and we called it what it was
then. Bullshit? Do you thinkthat the fucking white people like that,
White people not on Twitter, andwhite people who don't get I'm sorry,

(35:15):
who chewed more dirt than middle classblack people in this country? Have you
think that they're gonna fucking have whiteguild enough not to anyways? Bullshit?
When it was done to black people, it's bullshit. Now that you're doing
it to white people, it's bullshitto do it to people, period.
There's enough assholes out there. Youdon't have to fucking make shit up and
run a smear campaign about people.Just tell the truth. That's all you

(35:36):
gotta do. Always remember people,they're spinning a narrative, And what's a
narrative. It's a story. Rememberthe old quote too. Who can't you
make fun of? That's who's inpower, That's who's in control. Can't
you criticize? Uh, don't askKanye again? Eight kids? Did we

(36:00):
last week was kind of chaotic forme? Did we talk about the shooting
at Joel Olstein's church? Because thatwas that on the Sunday game? Sunday?
Okay, God knows it better nothave been any of his security popping
off rounds because they're expensive these days. He'd be upset. It's just good

(36:20):
as followers give more. He's gotendless pockets. Yeah, but he doesn't,
but not at the moment. Followerswon't give money if they can't come
in, and the big donors alwayswant to come in for the big show.
That's what you put the fucking tentrevival up for. I forget you're
Catholic, you guys. You guysjust fucking flaught your ship. Like look
at this cathedral, like you it'sMass and we worship at our cathedral.

(36:43):
Like you know what I'm saying,Like Catholics with Catholics ostentatious and bullshit and
Catholics go hand in hand. Man, I'm just saying. Yeah. And
then the middle of fucking it's crazy. In the middle of every mass,
here you go, tell me giveus your money, and they just go,
here you go. My parents,fucking every you got the envelope,

(37:05):
You got the envelope. When Iwas a kid, it was a thing
to put the envelope in the back, got to put the envelope in the
bathroom. No, it's the samething with Baptists. I'm sure. I'm
just sure that the Baptist in myfamily, the envelope is a lot lighter
than the Catholics. They're like,hey, I'm going to Hell anyways,
I'm not gonna pay for the privilege. I just can't think it. Just
my guilty conscience. Go away,George, we miss you, because all

(37:25):
I'm thinking about right now is allpowerful, all seeing, all knowing.
But he needs money. Just notthat great with money. Well, how
else are we supposed to fund ourmissionary trips and blah blah blah blah this
and that and advertise the word ofJesus Christ. So everybody on the planet
knows we live in a sinful world. We have to move in a sinful

(37:49):
world. We have to give untoCaesar. What is Caesar's We have to
use money. That's it's what Godwants us to do. Okay, did
God say build a water slide anduse it as a tax right off?
The one dude said that the Lordtold them he needed a private jet.
Oh Kenneth Copeland, yeaheah, thatdemon faced cocksucker. Yeah him Jesse to
do plant this? Or yeah,Jesse to plant this? I think is

(38:10):
his name. Uh? And who'sthe bitch with the fucking the lesbian haircut,
old Joyce Meyer? Those three gotmy excuse me, those three got
my grandmother's money that should have beenused to take care of her via my
mom when my mom was dying thecancer, because they promised her miracles and
cures via television, and she wasgiving them money before she even knew she

(38:35):
had cancer. She just ramped itup because she was trying to buy eternal
life. That's all these people ironthis money, not you. The fact
that none of these people have evershown any fucking regret when people are like
you understand it, like people's entirelife savings have been swindled away and given
you under false pretenses, and they'rejust like, eh, what are you

(38:55):
gonna do? Lord works in mysteriousways that is like, that's demon fuck
behavior, like that's I don't understand, Like those are like if there is
a hell, those people are init. By the way, here's the
fucked up thing. I don't considerthese people Christians. Fuck No, these
people are Charlatan's. Yeah. Ifyou must put as if you must put

(39:19):
a religious bent on it, andit must be Christian heavy bent, I
would say they're modern day Pharisees.Is that fair, Jess? Yes,
if you monetize people's hopelessness, hopelessness, you are a polce of shit?
Am I cool? Okay? SoI know what with people who worship Jesus
directly, But am I good withthe people who worship Jesus and the saints?

(39:40):
Like in my thinking here, yeahsure, yeah. I mean,
if you go by what you're actuallytaught in that book, anyone who like
what I just said, anyone whomakes money off of people's hopelessness is a
piece of fucking shit. And Idon't think that's not a direct quote from
the j Man, but you knowthat's in there. Well, it's like

(40:01):
when Jesus is out in the wildernessand Satan's like, hey and everything,
the light touches could be yours ifyou just bend the knee. And what's
what's what's to say? He said, he said, get behind me,
Satan. Now we all know JackWright, what was talking about it?
Well, I'm just saying we allknow that that you just told Jesus to

(40:21):
kiss your ass, or you justtold Jesus just told devil to kiss his
ass. Get behind me, said, I mean, come on, now,
that's exactly like that's how I'm I'mlike five, going he just hold
the devil to kiss his ass.As Yeah, And they're like, why
are you why do you think likethis at five? Hi? Have you
met my have you met my family? Go upstairs and get him. It's

(40:44):
the devil sucking dick. No,No, that was next year's preschool.
So this is shooting at this church, this joel Stein church. Right for
what it's called, I just reada Lakewood church. There was the whole
thing that they were talking about theshooter was transgender. But now they're saying,

(41:08):
they're saying that that is a farright conspiracy theory. Boy, So
I started trying to like dive thisbecause like that should be pretty easy to
verify, right, that shouldn't bethat And it is so this is so
convoluted, This is so ridiculous.First of all, of the two people,
one person died, right, andthen two people were critically injured.

(41:32):
One of the people who were criticallyinjured were the shooter's kid, which is
just like, why bring your kidto a shooting? Leave your kids in
Ohio a sitter. But this person'sname was Jenes g E n E S
s E. I guess that'd beGenes, but they would go by the

(41:52):
alias of Jeffrey. But apparently theJeffrey was on They had been in legal
trouble before, and they had beenidentified as Jeffrey even though they were still
claiming to be female. I don'tthink that's necessarily I think that's like a
we could call that an honest mistake, right, if someone is Geness or

(42:15):
Jeffrey, I don't think that's afar right conspiracy theory. If you have
at one point gone by the nameof Jeffrey and then you have since changed
your name to Gens, Right,Jeffrey is not a female name. I
can't the narrative. Jess. Well, that person might not be trans because
they might be non binary, Soyou can't transition from something that they're not

(42:38):
to something else that they're not becausethey're non binary. So that's how we
weaponize language. By the way,it's what we accuse everyone we disagree with
us of doing. Signed the tolerantprogressive modern left still waiting in that Nashville
shoot or manifesto. By the way, whenever you're because if it was Kyle

(43:00):
Rittenhouse's manifesto, we'd already know it. But never Oh wait, don't we
know like everything he's ever posted online? Oh, that's we do. You
know what's fucked up is that we'vegot to the point where everyone's so defensive
and everyone assumes the worst about everybody. So naturally everyone's defensive because that's what
that's the natural response to that.It's just like you, we can't just

(43:21):
go, okay, well, letme take a wild fucking guess here.
Let's be honest here. Gender dysphoriais a mental illness. Nay that,
okay, Well, then argue withall the fucking all the fucking scientists who
aren't scientists, who are paid byspecial interest groups to come up with the
fucking results that are never peer reviewed, and these experiments are never I don't

(43:45):
even I swear to God half theship's pulled out their ass and made up
because well, I feel it shouldbe this way, So that's good enough.
But none of this shit is legit. Take them out of there,
and everyone's gonna call it a fuckinga mental illness of some sort. They
might pretty it up. Whatever arewe shocked at? If someone's prone to
mental illness, it might have morethan one form of mental illness. Isn't

(44:06):
that what a dual diagnosse? Imean? Isn't there a term to cover
that? That's a pretty common termin the world of mental health. Okay,
if you look up this person,though, if you look up Jenness
Ivonne Marino, then it literally likethe little taglines in the without clicking on
anything. A mother who took herson to carry out an attack at a

(44:27):
Texas mega church had a history ofmental illness. That's everywhere, history of
mental illness, history of mental illness. There was also anti Semitic writings on
the gun tree Palestine, That's whatI've heard. See what I'm saying,
like, do you understand why?Why isn't anti I don't give if that's
an opinion. I just want toknow what the fucking said on the gun
Why why are you trying to fuckingmake me feel some sort of fucking way

(44:47):
about what's said on the gun.Just tell me what the fuck it said.
Don't give me your opinion on thisshit. That's not fucking being a
reporter. That's not journalism. Ohit is not the only kind that allow.
That is propaganda being written in frontof your fucking eyes. You can
almost watch it in real time becauseI'm sure half the fucking opinion piece is
about this ship. And that's that'sall I can call this. This is

(45:09):
not fucking journalism. This is notreporting. This is not what we know.
This is what we feel what weknow. Is it said free Palestine?
If that's indeed what it said,that's all you need to fucking say.
Believe me, people will find out. People know how they feel about
that shit, and if they don't, they know they know who to check
with to make sure they're aligned withtheir tribe about how they should feel about

(45:30):
a subject they just learned about.Because people are that fucking stupid. Everything's
a fucking editorial piece now. Ah, that's irritating as fun. It makes
me not even want to talk aboutthe rest of this shit because it's like
we're so obviously being fucking force fedthis shit at like a goddamn like.
Man, I was saying, thirdgrade, this is like preschool level shit,

(45:52):
man, this is this is essentiallythey're telling us, this is what
these two words are anti semitic?Why because we say so, and we're
just supposed to go, oh,okay, Just like when a lot of
kids walk into preschool and they go, what's that because they see something I've
never seen before and teacher goes,oh, that's blake. Why is that

(46:12):
blake? It's because we that's whatwe call that. Oh okay. Now,
there's usually fifteen million whys and alot of fucking redundant explaining to the
fucking goddamn tax right off why thatshit is called that, And you're just
going because it's what the fuck we'vecalled it all our lives. Get the
fuck over it, Move on withyour life. Kid. There's gonna be
a lot more shit to be upsetabout. But outside of that, that's

(46:32):
what they're fucking doing. That's howthey're programming us in just right to write
to you, wait to you howmuch time? This ain't even Alex Jones
shit, this is just are youfucking kidding me. You know, it
has not been so much more ofit I feel the last few months.
Or maybe it's just me sharpening myfilter. I don't know, but especially

(46:55):
when I go to get ready forthe show and I'm scrolling through my mid
I feed and it's just like,that's not a news story. That's not
a news story, that's not anews ece. Now what ten years rich,
Journalism as we were taught it isdead. It's been dead for a
fucking while. Might as well takethe journalistic Code of Ethics, wipe your
ass with it, crumple it up, and throw it away, because that

(47:17):
is officially the old guard. Thesad truth of it is, journalism is
dead and died, and it alreadydied by the time we started this,
well, you and Aaron started unregimented. By time he posted the very first
episode of whatever you posted on Christophermediadot net, journalism was dead. We
were just starting to fucking hear aboutit because there was still people who were

(47:40):
from the old school of journalism.I don't even know when to put it.
I don't know when journalism died.I get the feeling that we were
Dick Kurnin was trying to tell usthat, like, hey, it's gasping
its last breaths, guys enjoy it. And I think it went over I
think it was. I know itwent over my head at the moment,
but looking back and really thinking aboutsome of the shit he said and thinking

(48:02):
about the conversations we would have oneon one, which revealed to me a
completely different side of Dick Kernin.Yeah, I think he was trying to
say that shit, but he knewI can't. I can't fucking come out
and say that, like the standardshave been lowered because we've turned the educational
system into basically a diploma mill,because basically I work for a diploma mill.

(48:22):
Yep, I'm not saying that wassaid. In cases of fucking anyone
who has control of his fucking estateis listening, and I'm not saying that
what was said or what was andsaid. I'm just saying it was That's
what I took from a conversation.M H. Read into it what you
will, but yeah, I mean, and I think that's why he kind

(48:44):
of insisted on trying to teach aclass, because you remember he outside of
him maybe who Pam, Maybe whendid we ever hear the word ethics brought
up, So, yeah, youkind of get my point here. I
mean, I think we kind ofknew it was a business full of whorors.

(49:06):
It was just, yeah, I'llsuck a dick, but I'm not
taking it in my ass. Youknow. I was like, what were
you willing to do? And Iwas under the delusion that I could just
be a slut because I'll fuck,I'll fuck, but it's only who I
want to fuck. You ain't gonnayou ain't gonna tell me who to fuck
and try to pay me and makeme do it. But I forgot I
was born and I'm living in twentyfirst century America. Just don't just don't

(49:28):
beat all day back there, Okay, I got ship to do. Just
go ahead and get that nut realquick, let's go. We could use
this as a little little side swipeinto uh well wait wait wait wait wait
wait minute? What so what wasif they if there's an anti ship,
anti an aa sam is anti submitNow I can't say the fucking word without

(49:50):
trying to apply an accent to it, an anti Semitic uh phrase word whatever.
According to that article, what wasthe motives or are they just gonna
let the implication hang in the airthere, and that ain't a synagogue.
Yeah, but let's be honest here, Christians aligned with Jews because Christians need

(50:12):
Jews. They both need each otherfor certain shit to happen. So it's
kind of like a parasitic relationship,but it's also symbiotic at the same time.
Is a parasitic parasitical relationship symbiotic bynature? I don't know. Hey,
I was taught the Jews killed Jesus, all right, and the Romans,
the Romans and the Jews got togetherand fucked Jesus up. And that's
why we look for painted eggs ona Sunday in April. That's the story

(50:37):
of Jesus. So this morano's motherin law is a rabbi, and it
says despite this shooter's past anti Semiticwritings, which it hasn't really elaborated on.
Like I've said, all I've heardis hearsay saying it said free Palestine.

(50:59):
Yes, that's all I've heard isrumor is rumor says it. Okay,
let me just let me read thislittle segment. Police say shooter had
history of mental health issues and hadanti Semitic writings. Hours after the shooting,
authority search Marie. I think it'sMarino. I think I'm st it
wrong Marino's home in Conroe, aboutfifty miles north of Lakewood Church, the

(51:22):
US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco,Firearms, and Explosives said Monday. According
to a search warrant obtained by CNN, investigator said the shooter claimed at this
scene to have a bomb, buthad a yellow rope similar to a detonation
cord, and substances consistent with themanufacture of an explosive device. CNN reached

(51:45):
out to the Houston Fire Department forfurther information. The shooter used an ear
fifteen with a Palestine sticker on itduring the attack, which she legally purchased
in December. Police said she alsohad a twenty two caliber weapon in her
bag that was not used. Accordingto the federal law enforcement source Karanza,
Marina's mother in law is a Rabbi. Despite the shooter's past anti Semitic writings,

(52:09):
Kranza wrote that she doesn't believe thatMarina was motivated by hate. Quote.
Although my former daughter in laws ragedagainst Israel and Jews in a pro
Palestinian rant yesterday, this has nothingto do with Judaism or Islam. Corenza
wrote on Facebook on Monday, thisis just so all over the place.

(52:32):
Okay, my gut instinct is tellingme that anytime you wrote, you walk
into a situation and principal players orpeople who are connected the principal players,
are trying to It's a phrase.It's become well worn carpent on this podcast,
muddy the waters if you will.It's never for righteous reasons they're doing

(52:53):
that. It's you know what I'msaying, it's always trying to buy some
more time so they can get somethingsituated behind the scenes, right, try
to make sure this is covered.This person's gonna say this, blah blah
blah, whatever the fun. That'sjust my personal experience. And then also,
let's be honest. The the thenews shotgun, the scattershot news style

(53:19):
of hit you with a million differentfucking you're not learning anything. We're just
hitting you with fucking knowledge pellets allover the fucking place, to the point
where you're just like, Okay,I don't give a fuck anymore and walk
away. That's even better. Nowwe don't have to clean this up underneath
the scrutiny of the public eye.Fuck. Yeah, yeah, well that
could be a nice segue. Havewe done with this, because that could

(53:42):
be a nice segue into something hilariousthat happened over the weekend before the big
game? Go for its? Sure, Well, they came out with Biden's
well, they came out with thereport about Biden's handling of the of the
classified documents? Right, what wasit? Merrick Garland appointed a special prosecutor

(54:05):
fucking whatever to do it and cameout and you know, initially writes it
looks like a looks like a wfor the White House, Like, oh,
it's we didn't find any wrongdoing,that's no big deal. But what
came next, Holy shit, thisthis was a bomb. The White House
was not expecting because they tried toput this like right in a Friday night

(54:25):
news cycle, be like and nobig deal. Joe Biden took some ship
home with him after he was vicepresident and he wasn't nefarious whatever. But
in the report they said that theywere choosing not to prosecute him because he
would come off as to the court, into the into a jury as I'm

(54:47):
paraphrasing here, but pretty much likeyou know, uh, an old man
who pretty much is kind of losinghis faculties and doesn't have any idea what's
going on. And the White Housewent, what, no, what it''s
like. I don't know if youwere following Friday and Saturday, like just
all of the the dancing and strainingto do some explaining the White House was

(55:08):
doing. But it was quite hilariousto me because this backfired in their fucking
face. Well, then they calledthat like emergency press conference where Biden got
up and talked about it. Essentiallythey said that he that he would come
off that way because whenever they heldtheir special investigation, they had the special

(55:29):
committee assigned to it. He couldn'tremember what years he was vice president,
couldn't remember when bo died. Yeah, guy in Iraq, Yes, Yeah.
And then he's like, I waspreoccupied with other I had other things
that were holding my interest. Well, I can tell you what you're any

(55:51):
significant death in my life happened,and I have not lost a child,
So I just don't feel like that'ssomething that like, if you're preoccupied,
you just forget or forget under whichcircumstances they died. Feel that's tragic.
I want to say that it's tragic, I do. I don't you know
my feelings on Joe Biden. Idon't like the man. I don't like

(56:13):
making fun of anybody for not rememberingand I'm not making fun of him for
not remembering a detail about something thatsignificant in his life, because that is
heartbreaking, But like it shows thathe does not have all of his faculties.
Why do I feel like I'm theonly person who is having the feeling

(56:35):
of, oh, he's running thecountry right now, cool, like this
is a recent interview of him,Like this is like this isn't from like,
this is the man in charge ofour country, right, and you
know who's on deck right? Likethat's what scares the shit out of me.
I did you did you see anythingfrom their press conference that they well,

(56:57):
where he was like basically just defendinghimself. The end was that was?
That? Was it? At theend where back up? Yes,
Yeah, but he got mad andhe started yelling at somebody because yeah,
they were like you know, peopleare really kind of concerned, and he's
like that's your take or that's yourinterpretation of this or what he said something

(57:21):
to that effect. Yeah, likewhat I theorise that depending on how tenfoil
Hattie, you want to be aboutthis either this is kind of being done
by design now that they're going tostart pushing this narrative to because they don't

(57:44):
think that Biden, they don't eventhink that they could trick anybody into thinking
that Biden could be Trump in anupcoming election. And the Supreme Court is
not removing Trump off of ballots.They're not saying that Trump cannot be on
ballots. They're they're siding with thewith Trump being on the ballot. Is
the last I've read about it,which hmm, okay, you bring up

(58:07):
Trump. Which this is another pointto this conversation. We've had all this
talk about the fourteenth Amendment, Right, this is an actual situation where we
can enact this motherfucker. Would yousay, this man has all of his
faculties? Oh, you know howI feel about that? The fourteenth Amendment?
Yeah, isn't it the part ofthe fourteenth Amendment? Because remember we

(58:30):
started hearing the fourteenth Amendment way beforethe insurrection of We started hearing it when
people thought Trump was unhinged and mentallyunfit to be president. Do you mean
the twenty fifth Amendment whichever, theone that says they can remove the president
if they don't think he can he'sfit to do his job. I thought
it was twenty fifth. I'm nottrying to like, I'm not trying to
be rude. I'm truly asking outof curiosity. Yes, I think that's

(58:52):
it. The twenty fifth Amendment isin case of removal of a president from
office or his death or resignation.The fourteenth Amendment, Oh, is that
the one with the the uh insurrectionclause? Maybe if addresses many aspects of
citizenship and the right to citizens Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm just

(59:14):
pulling fourteenth out of my privileges,immunity, citizenship, d process. No,
I think I think you might beright. But I think the the
twenty fifth Amendment is the one they'retalking about evoking. But also, remember
what happens if they evoke the twentyfifth Amendment and who we get because that
would just be immediately Kamala. Damnedif you do, fucked if you don't.

(59:36):
But maybe they're kind of pulling thistowards the towards the beginning of the
election year so they have time toslide someone in. I know that I've
seen that as a whole lot oftalk. And I know that this does
not matter at all and it's antidotal, but all over TikTok, they're saying,
like, Okay, it's there.That's what That's what's going to happen

(59:59):
now is Biden is not going tobe able to be fit to run and
they're going to have to put someoneelse in. And then, curiosity's sake,
I clicked through. I like toclick around and see who they are
suggesting gets added in, you know, and I hear this clown car Gavin
Newsom, and you'll get fucking smoked. Oh they think they got news and

(01:00:21):
Booty whatever's say they run, youwill get that Reagan map again, Booty,
Booty Berg, Booty gig. Idon't know how to California. California
thinks they're the entire fucking country,like Cumberland, cumber bunch, Cumberland,

(01:00:43):
get a bunch. I'm sorry,go ahead, but that is uh so
whether or not this is happening likeintentionally, or it could just be organically
happening. So now the convent,I don't think that's true. Of course,
I always think everything's by design,right, But I do think that

(01:01:05):
whichever way this is happening. There'sa big talk now of who can they
put into the DNC or who canrise up in the DNC that would be
capable of beating Trumps. If anyoneout there in the Trump campaign can hear
my voice here, if they runNewsome, here's all you have to do.
You just take your boy Donnie andyou just have him. Just all

(01:01:30):
he does is go up and downthe California coast to all the big cities.
He just goes and israellies, Justgo hey, how's it going?
That's it. That's all you'd haveto fucking do. Yeah. Hey,
I had to waddle through a fuckingtwo inches of human feces to get up
to the stage. Hey, how'sit going to San Francisco? Hey,
where'd all your businesses downtown? Go? Oh? That's right, they've all
fucking left because they're tired of beingrobline. Hey, Portland, where's your

(01:01:52):
Walmart? Oh it's in the suburbsbecause it left wrong. Stage. Do
you get my drifts? Yeah?Oh, I just go to La,
Hey, La, how's it going? And of course, nothing is being
put out by the DNC, Nothingis being put out by the White House.
Nothing official is being said about this. But this news always kind of

(01:02:17):
I feel like it always comes outin little bits of buffers and kind of
sees what the public response to itis. You know, before any sort
of decision or announcement is made.Do you think people in middle of America
are going to forget that Gavin Newsomlocked his whole state down and went and
partied with his rich friends at somefucking French restaurant that none of us could

(01:02:38):
ever go to because we'd be like, well, what bill are we not
paying this month so we could eathere. It is terrifying though, to
read the comments on things, toread the comments on x, to read
the comments on TikTok from the peoplewho who have forgotten that about Gavin Newso

(01:03:00):
well it's our own state. Itstill mystifies me. She got a fucking
second term. I am I amfucking amazed our governor got a second term.
Like it we went to the itwas two years our half. Our
shit wasn't even over when we wentto the polls. So yeah, I
get it. I don't understand it, like we have a real you know,

(01:03:21):
why they treat us like we havea short memory because we have a
fucking short memory. Yeah, thatwas the first time I ever voted a
straight ticket because I was like,no fucking way, it's twenty twenty two.
Hashtag never forget. I don't forgetwhat you fucking did to us two
years ago. Never forget what theytook from you or tried. No,
it's more like, it's never forgetwhat you tried to take from you.
What if I always if I amanything, I've consistent. What if I

(01:03:44):
always said for ten years, Idon't care till you fucking try to threaten
my autonomy. And that's what theytried to fucking do, tried to freely
restrict my ability to move about anddo what I want. Now we have
a fucking problem, Dix. Yeah, that's how you turn a conservative into
a civil libertary with a snap ofa finger. Wait what, I can't

(01:04:06):
go where I want, do whatI want. You violated my civil rights.
Man, it's a little bullshit,like lok dog, we have eight
problem. Got the missile on theback of the van. Thank you for
visiting Christopher Media dot yet. Thankyou for visiting Christopher media dot yet.

(01:04:32):
Hey, look, you don't haveto explain it to me. I'm the
one having to explain to people thatjust be like, I'm hyper vigilant about
shit whatever, but like, Iget it, you don't do not have
to explain. I will die onmy feet rather than live on my knees.
To me, I get it.I understand a lot of people.

(01:04:53):
A lot of people don't though,and a lot of people are are very
happy and in their captivity. Thatis the one chance we're given to voice,
is the one chance or the peoplein power go hey, what do
you think? And we just fuckingmost of us just waste it on people
that don't have our own fucking bestinterests in mind because I've got to be

(01:05:15):
on a fucking team fucking dump.Well, there's also the games behind the
games that are being played. I'msorry, I anybody like I get it.
RFK Junior says a lot of thingsa lot of people like, especially
people who are dissatisfied two party system, et cetera, et cetera. All
he's gonna do is pull votes,most likely away from the front runner who's
the front runner right now, Trump, So of course the Democrats are gonna

(01:05:36):
be like, fuck it, wemight as well roll the dice. Hopefully,
he puts a DBT in Trump andhe doesn't take the chat big of
a chunk out of us. Andyou have all these other people that they're
talking about running. They're trying tokeep Trump off the ballots in certain states,
in as many states as possible.How is this not fucking interference just
all over the place. Take theliteral sentence right out of my mouth?

(01:05:58):
Yeah, how is this not electioninter But I don't see how the fucking
hunter Biden shit was an election interference. It was that's the thing. They're
telling you one thing, and wewe walk around and we question it,
like, how how was that not? It was like, as any rational
human, it was removing a partyfrom someone from the ballot is election interference.

(01:06:20):
The second that laptop was proved toexist, and that ship has proved
real, there should have been repercussions, like whole but right, but oh
well, what are you gonna do? Because you know what they did.
They were like, oh wait aminute, they're not at the gates with
pitchforks and weapons and demanding our heads. Oh we do together? Yeah,

(01:06:43):
And I mean probably about the third, third time, fourth at the most,
I don't even think they're like whenthey do it They're just like,
fuck it, we know how,we know how this goes. Now released
the distraction. Here's more Internet.Hey, you know what's really important?
How do you feel about Taylor Swiftthat decides what political dam period? That's
really important? And by the way, here keep arguing over pronouns, idiots,

(01:07:04):
this is what I love. Whatabout Taylor Swift's politic. Well,
she told people to register to vote, Okay, Well, mostly young people
registered to vote, Okay, sothe playing works. Young people tend to
vote Democrat, okay, when wellshe's a Democratic play all right? And

(01:07:25):
is this your first day? Likethey wouldn't have an entertainer to trying to
get young people to vote for likefucking fifty years. It would the whole
rock the vote? Do you reallythink that was fucking Frank Sinatra and Tony
Bennett chilling talking about think Garth Brookswas telling you to rock the vote?
But I mean, I don't know. Sorry, I always I always do

(01:07:45):
this. I always rain on thefucking parade. It's like, I know,
you guys want to yell at thisother side that we have no representation
for on the on the podcast duringour alloted time every week. But it's
like, I just I see enoughbullshit all the way around from like,
it's not like I support Trump,it's just if you're that afraid of Trump,
and fuck it, what have wegot to lose. So I think
we pretty much proved that the economyand all this other shit's gonna do what

(01:08:11):
it's gonna do, yes, regardlessof who's in office. I've been screaming
that for years, Like Dana GouldI said, I heard it fucking five
years ago. It's the best thingthis country's a mac truck. And every
four years we changed the hood ornament. Sometimes we like the hood ornament,
sometimes we don't like the hood ornament. But it's always America is going to
America. And it's basically it's allbased in our economy. That's the other

(01:08:32):
thing I've told you, the otherindicator. The economy takes a shit,
you know, we're fucked. Theeconomy goes to crap, they take away
our autonomy. Get in line.Now. There is there is an element
in the economic ecosystem or whatever thefuck it's called. I don't know,
but of people who are going Alot of what people based, oh the
economy is doing well, is basedon what how well is the stock market

(01:08:56):
doing. Stock market is a reflectionof confidence in the economy. Okay,
well, these are people with justbecause they have confidence in the economy doesn't
mean that that means they're in touchwith what the average fucking persons going through
or has what's going on. AndI'm like, okay, that's a fair
fucking thing. But at the sametime, rich people, when they get
fucking scared, they start trying tohoard their money, at least in MICS.
Isn't that like a lot of thelike two thousand and eight housing bubble?

(01:09:21):
What was it black in nineteen eightyseven? Was it Black Monday,
Black Tuesday? Whatever it was wherethe stock market crashed all this shit.
Isn't it just trying to keep peoplefrom fucking freaking out and trying to pull
all their money out the bank becausethat will really fuck the system up.
Isn't this all damage control to keepthat from happening. Yeah, it's more
like they move their money, theymove it into less risky or shit exactly.

(01:09:45):
So I mean basically they're going thereare factors that you're not taking into
consideration. Well, with the stockmarket, people get it because that's more
just a report card of how likeindustry and businesses are doing. Is what
is what I take away from Igot you, and I mean, you
know, as one goes well,okay, yeah, and a rising tide
blah blah blah. I get Iget all that. But I do think

(01:10:08):
it's a valid fucking criticism. Andthis is one of the things I'm talking
about. I'm not talking like whenI talk about people thinking about and looking
at these situations from just a differentperspective, of a different angle. I'm
not saying to abandon everything we know. I'm not one of them postmodern assholes.
Is like, let's just blow upreality and recreate it as we want.
It's not how I view the world. There's a lot of good fucking

(01:10:28):
things from the past that we couldfucking build on. There's also a lot
of shit, and we're just beatingwe're just overlooking because why it's the way
we've always done it. All right, cool, but that's not a valid
enough reason to ignore something. Inmy book, Let's take a look at
it. If it's bullshit, wedon't have to pay attention to it.
And you could call it it's becausethe way we've always done it all you
want. I just want a validreason besides eh, yeah, never thought,

(01:10:53):
never looked at one before, whileI want to look at one now.
What's a good thing. You don'tfeel that way about posty hu fair
enough, fair point, you'd bea virgin and you'd be fucking you know
what I'm saying. Like, Sothat's just that's just me and how my
warped view of ship works, likeabout this nonsense, well the other part
of that. But we're also soentrenched in a lot of this ship like

(01:11:14):
changing stuff would fuck a lot ofship up. I changed. That has
to be what the fear of Trumpis basically based on. Right, he
didn't go in and fucking unearthed anygreat fucking conspiracy theory ship. What's the
wildest ship as far as like becomingI guess common knowledge on Trump's watch alien

(01:11:35):
technology, non human technology or howeverthey phrased it, But to happened like
like at the end of COVID,no one gave a fuck during COVID,
So no one gave a fuck.They scared and hide in the house for
something that mainly killed senior citizens.Anyway, Sorry, I feel like got
rabbit ears for that subject. ButI meant my point goes back to Okay,

(01:11:58):
so if he was if he wasin power from twenty seventeen to twenty
twenty one, and we had thebeginning of a major worldwide crisis happened on
his watch, Like, what areyou gonna blame him for with COVID.
Here's my thing, because anything goodyou don't give him credit for. If
you okay, if you hate Trump, this is what you do. I'm

(01:12:19):
sorry, this is just what youdo. You should feel called out because
I'm about to call you out.Okay, okay, all right, you
won't give him credit for anything.So anything good, well, he wasn't
in He wasn't in control long enoughunder COVID to implement anything good. So
anything good that came about after Trumpwas because Biden stepped in and mashed the

(01:12:40):
pedal to the medal. And that'show he got shipped through. Okay,
what about the shit that failed,Well that was all the stuff Trump implements.
Wait to have it both ways.You just said he couldn't have it,
Well you can. He pushed somestuff through and Biden, you know,
because he knows. He's a politician. He's a professional politician. He's
not a failed business man. Soyou know what he does is he knew

(01:13:02):
he couldn't just jam on the brakes. Okay, so in one case,
it's cool to just jam on thefucking gas, but you can't jam on
the brakes when you see a majorfaux pas, like oh, I don't
know a brick fucking wall, You'regonna drive the whole country into and nobody's
wearing their seatbelt and they don't likethis point, Well, how about all
the vaccines that you're telling us wehave to take now? Bells were rolled

(01:13:27):
out in December of twenty twenty whenTrump was still in pound And then you'll
get crickets because they're trying to figureout how to tell you you're wrong.
And the Trumpers will have cognitive dissonancetoo because they're trying to fucking figure out
how they can be like, yeah, we have the vaccine because the truck.
We have the vaccine because of Trump. You know what I'm saying?
Okay, do you do you understandthat this is one of the most effective

(01:13:51):
techniques for torturing somebody with out layinga hand on them, is to make
them live and accept to completely oppositerealities that it's impossible for them both to
exist at the same time. Like, this is this is what they do
to drive people insane. This isa subtle break. You completely break your
mind torture, just pointing that out. If you ever doubt it, talk

(01:14:14):
to anyone who's trained in these techniquesin the seventies early seventies by via the
Marine Corps in Quantico, Virginia.Because I have a relative who was,
and I heard about this shit longbefore this type of shit was being fucking
done on the daily in day today life. It's just amazing. I'm
just like, this is madness.But I mean, I just pointed out

(01:14:38):
people are so will cling to theirtribes so much they will fucking hold two
impossible contradictory ideas in their head atthe same point to the point where they
will drive themselves insane. You're notdoing it for money, for your family,
for pussy, for fucking honor.You're doing it for a motherfucker who
wouldn't piss on you if you wereburning unless he needed one more vote.

(01:14:59):
Right, That's it. But yeah, everyone else a cock. Everyone else
is a simp humpry as you cansay those words with that dick hanging out
your face graphically right? So whatelse we got rough weekend for Joe?
Um, we have we can bringabout the Joe thing real quick. If
he's not fit to do this andthis, and he's not fit to stand
trial, how's he fit to runthe country. Yeah, I'm saying,

(01:15:19):
like I heard this. Cool,that guy's in charge of the country.
Awesome. We were worried about Trumphaving his hand on the button? Is
this guy know where the button is? The White House has responded to this
outside of his press conference and saidthat the Special Committee, in their comments,
we're all very politically motivated. Ohso everything they do isn't politically motivated,

(01:15:43):
but everything that they're that they don'tlike that's done to them is politically
motivated. I mean that was pointedby your guy is politically motivated. How
does that work? All I cando is tell you whatever. Merrick Garland's
the guy who put this guy incharge. Merrick Garland's your guy. You
know. I saw a meme thatsaid we need to bring back and it
had a list of people. Oneof the people was Hunter S. Thompson.

(01:16:05):
No, because Hunter S. Thompson, we'd bring him back. He'd
take one look around at all thishypocrisy, and he blow his fucking head
off again. He couldn't deal withthis. That man was too fucking honest
to himself. He couldn't deal withthis level of hypocrisy, no way,
because that man would probably stand opposedto almost everything Trump is as a human

(01:16:27):
being, but he couldn't fucking standopposed to a lot of what Trump stands
for. So there you go.I gonna George Carlin. I don't think
Carlin would have killed himself. Ijust think Carlin would have really, really,
really really really been fucking hoping forthat asteroid. So did y'all le'
see remember last week that we talkedabout the bipartisan border security bill whatever and

(01:16:51):
it got turned down. So nowin instead they just have gotten rid of
the border, completely out of it. And it's a security bill, and
it's just to send money to Ukraineand Israel and the Red Sea and Indo
Pacific and humanitarian aid in Gaza inthe West Bank. Is it also going

(01:17:13):
down in flames? Not yet,but it hasn't gone through the House yet.
Oh, they impeached what's his name, May York. It's the guy
on land security. Yes, JoeBiden said that history would not look favorably
upon that. Somebody's got to dosomething. That's what Habbit's trying to do,
right right, Hey, I fullyback what that guy's doing. He's

(01:17:38):
going, Hey, here's a peakinto my nightmare. Have fun. I
deal with this shit every day.You're getting a bus load. Yeah,
imagine this time is fucking one hundredin each town. I know it's a
very fucking in an overcrowded land ofa million podcasts, and we all have
personal lives. Did either of youhappen to any of the clips of Eric

(01:18:00):
Weinstein's latest appearance in Joe Rogan.Okay, so talking about the immigration issue,
and he just brought up like,Okay, here's the facts. It's
not all Latinos. It's a lotof Middle Eastern people and a lot of
people from on the Chinese people comingacross the southern border into America. And

(01:18:23):
he's like, and A, there'san there's a percentage for the percentage that
come across the border, an abnormallylarge amount our military age young men.
And him and Joe Rogan are talkingabout it, and Joegan's like, why
do you think and he goes,this is pure speculation. On my part.
But basically, and I'm now,I'm now I'm gonna paraphrase and I'm
gonna piggyback and springboard off of whathe brought up. He brought up He's

(01:18:45):
like, basically, in the lastten years, there's been studies released that
and as recently as I think Ithink he said three years ago that the
US military. Members of the USmilitary said they would not fire on civilians
if told too by superiors. It'slike, so, can't just get rid
of everybody in the military. Butone of the best ways to do it
is say take this shot or getout of the military. Is now,

(01:19:06):
you know who's going to listen toyou any further than to herd by If
you think that they're type of thattype of people that they wouldn't fall an
order given to them to fire onAmerican citizens. Ship them off to where
they're not around American citizens. Let'slet people into the military who would own
no, this is a politician's thinking, who will only be loyal to us

(01:19:29):
and will do what we tell themto do because we've given them this lifestyle
just stealing from corporate America. Rightthere, Now here's rare springboard off of
that, the United States military,all branches are losing their fucking minds.
We've talked about it over the overthe years. I think the last time
we did, I think Jesse,you were on the show when we're talking
about the army couldn't hit their numbers. What's even worse because according to the

(01:19:55):
armies excuse me, the United Statesmilitaries own standards for ever every branch of
the military, three quarters of militaryage men are unfit for duty. They
can't get past the enlistment process toeven get to boot camp because they're either
obese or too many mental illness issuesthree quarters. So at seventeen to I

(01:20:21):
think twenty nine, they might haveextended it back into the thirties, so
it might be thirty two. Yougot to be crazy to be thirty two
and join and go to boot campthough. But whatever they're out there,
you're seeing only one in four guysof serving age is fit to join.
That's crazy. So there's your reasonwhy we need take a walk, eat

(01:20:42):
salad. Kids, come on,turn off the xbox. It's not just
that, though, dude, butthat goes that shows, That shows everyone
where your mind goes to immediately,it's also, I guarantee a lot of
it, the mental health shit becausethe military they don't want you, they
want you to have spot. Haveyou ever talked to me therapist? Oh
boy, type of therapist. What'dyou talk about? That's what keeps a

(01:21:03):
lot of people out a lot.And dude, that was a lot they
got caught by that thirty years ago. And thirty years ago, you didn't
walk around wearing your mental illness onyour fucking goddamn chest like a goddamn badge
of honor either. Nowadays that's yourcurrency. Okay, now people posted in
their fucking bios. Yeah, we'vecreated a society so weak that we can't

(01:21:27):
even protect ourselves. We're going tooutsource that now, and that that's gonna
end so well, just take overwithout even firing a shot. Dude.
It's just such short short sightedness,it really is. But the more I've
dealt with people who are in positionsof power, I'm just like, that's

(01:21:49):
the common trait for a lot ofyou, dumb fucks. Short sightedness.
You can't see past the end ofyour own dick. Here's the deal.
Most of these idiots are just charmingenough and just sociopathic enough to walk away
from fucking doing the damage everyone elsethat pays for it. That's comforting.
Oh hey, it is an electionhere, I'm going to vote. It

(01:22:12):
matters because Puffy said so twenty yearsago. In fact, Puffy said he's
gonna voter. He's gonna kill me. Yeah. That was in that South
part of the Giant douche sh Sandwichvoter motherfucker. Then he actually killed a
couple of people. Well anyways,okay, so by the way, Eric
Weinstein Stein Weinstein st Stein Stein,Yes, not Stein, Harvey Weinstein.

(01:22:38):
He's like, no, it's Stein, like Einstein. Okay, that's why
I have to remember that. Butanyways, Uh, this is a gentleman
who's in academia pretty much a Democratall his entire life is not anti immigration,
is anti whatever the fuck we havegoing on right now, but he's
not anti immigration. And I mean, this is his take on it.

(01:23:00):
This is his take because he's ableto look at history, which, by
the way, I don't know.Okay, and this has been brought up
in a couple of different podcasts,and I'm sorry I didn't commit these podcasts
to memory. It wasn't until Iwas listening to Eric Weinstein, Yeah,
Weinstein on Joe Rogan and a YouTubechannel by a guy named what a faltist

(01:23:26):
weird name, but it's YouTube.Somebody's got weird names. But they were
talking about the conditions being right forthe fringes of the people in this country
to get in on these fucking situationsthat's going on. And basically the entire
climate is right to where some shitcould pop off and we could be looking
at like a civil war of somesort. And by the way, civil
war being the definition of it beingstates resisting federal troops. Oh yeah,

(01:23:54):
it's not already happening in Texas.Actually, I mean with other states kind
of dipping their toe. It's saying, hey, we back you what dull
will Jinny d Abbott. But Imean, like all of these factors,
I know, we like things veryeasily wrapped up and summed up. And
you know, maybe all along itwasn't you know, the friend it was
the friends we made with the immigrantsalong the way. You know, we

(01:24:15):
all like that type of fucking ending. But that's just not how the world
in nature works. And I mean, like, these are people who are
rational people who are on opposite sidesof the political spectrum by the way,
because the YouTuber I'm talking about EricWeinstein, as far as I know,
one is the right. What athultistis a is a he would consider himself
center right, he'd be far rightto most people on the left. Eric

(01:24:39):
Weinstein considers himself center left, buthe's fucking far left to the people on
the right. But these are academicswho study history, which oh, by
the way, they also said thathistory and I've heard this, like I
said, another podcast, but Ijust can't remember the names of people that
said it. History is not lookedupon favorably in colleges. If you try
to reference history to prove a pointor set a precedent, you're immediately called

(01:25:02):
a fascist and shouted down. Soif we've if we've ever wondered, why
the fuck is there's this huge likepush do we erase history and people are
like, nah, it ain't happening. First of all, we know that
that's bullshit. But second of all, there you go. Now you know
where it's been coming from. Becausethese are people that colleges have been graduating

(01:25:24):
for going on twenty years now,so now they're deep enough entrenched enough in
their fucking respective fields to push thisbullshit. Whatever happened to Those who do
not learn from history are doomed torepeat it, do we Just that's fascist,
that's fascist. Everything's fascist. Theydon't like I'm not being flipping,
I'm not being cavalier. I'm beingvery factual. That's a reaction to you.

(01:25:46):
Okay, that's really that's where that'sokay, have fun with your new
I'm glad it'll be dead in thirtyyears. I mean, one of the
pod or one of the episodes thatwhat a hault Is put out was,
and I think it was in thelast month, might even be in the
last couple of weeks, was aboutuh oh shit. Sorry, that's my
train of thought, trying to dotoo many things at once. I'm sitting

(01:26:09):
here trying to fucking have this conversation. I'm trying to learn podcast and it
was about something I know, holdon, hold on accessing mental rolodex.
Fascist was being settled up. Well, yeah, that's just a tactic that
is being used. I can't Ican't remember. Sorry, guys, I

(01:26:29):
was trying to do too many thingsat once. Whatever. If it comes
to me, it comes to melater. Sorry. Fuck. Well,
anyways, getting back to the migrantcrisis. But what that that was kind
of the point I was making.It was whatever it was was, it
was an offshoot of this is notany one thing is going to fix this.
Any one thing is going to solvethis. And that's why I can't
get excited about someone like Trump who'slike, we need to address the border

(01:26:51):
crisis. Built the wall. No, that's that's something you get people to
chant at a fucking rally. That'snot going to solve everything. I mean,
I haven't haven't the Jews and thetunnels under New York and the and
the cartels and the tunnels underneath theborder. Haven't we learned and the Vietnamese
with the tunnels during the Vietnam War. Haven't we learned that you can get

(01:27:12):
around without having to go over awall. That's a shank exactly. Throwing
that out there and does just buildthe fucking Hey, you're industrious, still
build a catapult. Just start slingingeach other over mic Like, if you
need something built in the day,you don't go find a group of Mexican
want to get your catapult by thisafternoon, with or without a seat.

(01:27:33):
You want a tow, I getyou a toe but no, it's whatever.
Go ahead, go ahead, let'slet's let's move on. Let's move
on, because we got something fun. We're getting we did have something fun.
Go back and I forgot. Iforgot I said that I opened up

(01:27:57):
the chat. I'm like, wow, oh, okay, that's pretty strong
right there. It not that whatUncle Mark isn't isn't giving you a slap
on the wrist for that one.No, it's progressive. You're promoting you're
technically promoting two communities. I mean, I guess I could say it in
the Boondock's way gang yuckers from outerspace. There go gay in words,

(01:28:24):
but it's all one word. That'sand it's like there is that's not an
accident. So that's what I don'tknow, which just doesn't have the same
feel. Was it the breakfast conversation? Is that what we were going to
talk about and go out on that? Uh? I don't go out on

(01:28:45):
I don't know if, but thatirritates to piss out of me. Okay,
I get that they're going to tryto fucking be like Chris, you
said, you know this this this. Okay, hold on a second,
let me explain what I'm talking about. First of all, and hold on
a sec before we even start.I didn't do my due diligence. Hold
on, Oh, motherfucker, Igotta log in, just telling me if

(01:29:12):
it's a real article. It's areal article. It's all okay, cool
Wall Street Journal. To save money, maybe you should skip breakfast. By
the way, A nice picture ofan old person with a fucking mask on,
like it's four years ago, andI'm just like, okay, I
know we're old, and you know, milk does a body good? Is
now like considered like as horrible aslike my grandfather if he worked at Aschwitz

(01:29:38):
or some shit. But I'm notthat fucking old man, and neither is
Jess. I mean, she's amedical miracle because she's twenty nine in perpetuity,
but she remembers breakfast is the mostimportant meal of the day. Yes,
now you're gonna pimp us on.Well, if you're having a hard
time, wait a minute, isn'tthis why we I needed to raise these

(01:30:00):
taxes past These millages and these smallfucking communities had smaller school districts, so
they could give not only school lunchto kids for free, but they could
give school breakfast to kids for freebecause it's the most important meal of the
day. It's always shit, bythe way, never anything good, which,
by the way, you are supposedto it kickstarts your metabolism. You

(01:30:20):
are supposed to eat in the morning. But it's This is another thing.
Because I sent an article right beforewe uh got together. This is another
This is another way we're being treatedlike children. Hey, if you shop
for one less meal, you're gonnasave money, no fucking shit. Like,
what was that article I sent youtalked about other's a singles tax?

(01:30:44):
Like if you for living alone?Yeah, no shit, h two people
splitting expenses is less expensive than oneperson. Duh, Like is this where
we're at? I think both ofthese kind of fall under things that aren't
news. Hey want to save money, buy less shit? Yeah, I
think I get what you're saying.But I also think that it's been a
while since you rented, and man, it ain't like back in the day.

(01:31:06):
Maybe if you live in a shithole, like a shithole one bedroom starter
apartment complex, you can move yourboy in and split the cost. Most
places I've rented in the last twentyyears, they want to know who's in
that motherfucker and if there's more thanyou, even if you it's a roommate,
it's he's just crashing on the couch. Whatever rent's going up, it's

(01:31:27):
two people in there. I don'tknow how it's legal, but it's happened
to me twice. It's not likerules about that shit actually to protect that.
It's happened to me twice. Soand once was a legit friend staying
with me for a very short periodof time. The other one was I
had a spare bedroom. It wassitting there, and the buddy was like,
I really do not like my livingsituation. It's a little crazy,

(01:31:48):
a little too meted out for me. I'm like, I got you,
come on, move in. We'llfigure it out. And my landlord's got
wind and my rent went up notan insignificant amount. Anywhere I've ever lived,
it's it's been that's been the rule. Who's living here? We gotta
know, alright, or me andmy girlfriend. Everyone got checked out New

(01:32:09):
York. They didn't give a fuck. First fucking apartment here in Michigan.
Ain't give my mom, damn sure, it didn't give a fuck. My
mom never fucking said I was livingwith her. Half the places we were
at, never reported our cat.Anything went wrong in the apartment, you
better figure out how to fix it. Because she ain't calling a handyman.
Anybody come in like thirty years agofor everything and everyone was online. That's
what I'm saying, Like she butshe knew better than to call a handyman.

(01:32:30):
If something broke, it stays brokeif we can't fix it, because
if a handyman walks in and goes, oh, what's in his bedroom,
sees my bedroom door open? Oh, and and sees a cat walking around
or a litter box, you gota cat here, goes fucking Hey,
checked that lease? Oh, theydon't have a fucking It just says uh
so and so on the least thischeck on the lease. Nothing says nothing
but a kid or a cat.Okay, That's pretty much what I got

(01:32:51):
Rory. When Aaron moved out,he was like, I'm not gonna test
my new landlord. You want Rory, Yeah, sure, but something like
I'm just saying, two people don'tautomatically make shit cheaper. If you're renting,
I'm guessing, if you own,I guess. I just don't give
a fuck. As long as you'resaying the math it does one person paying

(01:33:11):
all the costs versus two people payingall the costs. I'm just saying in
a renting situation, I guess.I mean, I don't know how much
rent. I hear horror stories aboutrent these days, and I'm just like,
that's terrifying because that just that soundslike, boy, I need to
start I need to start shopping atlike U Haul for my fucking shade of
interior in my fucking cardboard box,because I thirteen hundred dollars for a one

(01:33:38):
bedroom apartment. Motherfucker. I betterbe living someplace nice for that. I'm
just saying in the places I'm hearingain't nice. Anyways, that's podcast for
another day. And if you don'tknow the metro Detroit area, you're not
going to give a fuck or understandwhat we're talking about. I want to
go back to the article real quick, uh, the skip breakfast article,
because like, I mean, wecould sit and we could have a hole

(01:33:59):
this session about intermittent fasting and wecan have a whole discussion about different philosophies
behind that, right, But thethe addacity of that article, at least
in the way that I read it, just the headline of Oh you're having
a hard time, Well, justdon't eat this meal. But you're in

(01:34:19):
the same breath they're gonna tell usthe economy is doing great. Skip skip
food. Try not to eat thismeal. And also that's not a feasible
way to save money. That's stupidbecause you're just gonna eat a bigger lunch
and a bigger dinner. Yeah.And also keep seeing the president out there
touting his economy and his you know, his wage growth and I've read an

(01:34:46):
article not less than a few daysago that analyzed it and y'all that wage
growth things shit thanks to all thisinflation. Mm hm, No, it's
that it's just very to be likeover dramatic about it. But like immediately
my brain goes to like a familystruggling and looking up solutions on how to

(01:35:11):
save money because they're drowning, andthe solution that they're finding is just eat,
just don't eat as much, yesfood. And by the way,
I'm just going to them every day. I'm just gonna throw this out there.
The people who are probably struggling themost probably aren't eating three square meals
a day. I almost guarantee that, and they're probably already skipping breakfast,

(01:35:36):
rubbing two pennies together. I wasthere was one big meal a day.
What's for dinner? And and ifI went off the dollar man, you
we were having a good week.And the food that they're eating isn't even
They're not more than likely they're notnourishing themselves with it. They're not getting

(01:35:56):
like real food. Yeah, no, it's cheap food. Is the ship
food? Yeah it wasn't. Yeah, I was. It was simply to
put gas in the tank. Itwasn't about the quality of gas. It
was just yet, body needs fuelto keep going. Here's cheap fuel.
Yeah. But because I'm not alazy piece of ship and I'll play in

(01:36:17):
ahead. Now it's a lot easierto make a phone call and get better
quality fuel for about the same fuckingprice these days, you know what I'm
saying, instead of well yeah ifyou can get yeah, yeah, Hey,
I watched the sales when goes andsay, I'm like, yep,
let me swoop swooped that up.I got kind of pissed. They had

(01:36:40):
fucking Kroger had fucking Italian ground toTalian sausage on sal. I was gonna
stock the fuck up, get thereand that ship was sold out. I'm
like, this ain't even been onsale fucking four hours. What the fuck
right? Yeah, like this isthis is some fucking Steinbeck ship. God
damn, you know what I'm saying. Like anyways, no, but I'm
sorry, I just want that's mypoint though, Like this article, you

(01:37:00):
know, this article is for.This article is for like families. I
think, like, for first ofall, it's the Wall Street Journal.
Think of their fucking target audience.That's who this article is most likely fucking
aimed at all. Right, sothese are not gonna I'm assuming most people
the Wall Street Journal is aimed atare probably solidly middle class. So if

(01:37:26):
this is type of article Wall StreetJournal is running because they think it's going
to appeal to their readers, it'seither their delusional and are so out of
touch with their readers that their readersare like, excuse me, why would
I give the housekeeper and the cookthe day off type shit, or this
is just them being like, oh, hey, your middle class. Hey,

(01:37:47):
well welcome to the new middle class. I eat twice a day and
that's not that fucking unheard of.My grandfather used to talk about it.
That's within living memory. You play. Yeah, well didn't all week for
fifty Well, I mean when youguys were growing up, didn't your grandparents
or any of the older people inyour family, like we ate breakfast,
especially like like my grandparents, likethey were living poor. Mom stayed home,

(01:38:12):
Dad left and or you know,worked what little bit of land they
had, whatever the fuck they weredoing, all that nonsense, all that
bullshit, like it was ate inthe morning and they ate at night,
and they scrounged during the day ifthey got hungry and they tried to find
some shit. But don't you daretouch anything that was playing for dinner breakfast
for another day. Like when Iwas a kid, breakfast was kind of
hit or miss. I didn't thinkit was just due to time, Like

(01:38:34):
it wasn't because there was food inthe house. Breakfast was a rare occasion,
or at least during the week,like on weekends, Mom would make
breakfast. Occasionally, lunch was atschool. Most of the time Mom sent
it with us, and then yeahI did and then but yeah, on
the weekends, there was there wasbreakfast. There was definitely dinner, and

(01:38:55):
sometimes there was lunch. Sometimes therewasn't. Sometimes you want a sandwich yet
no, alright, cool, Like, okay, so this this is what
I'm getting at now, this isworking class people. They're already skipping meals
just through the necessity of the lifestyle. And I mean, I mean,
you look like you could use acheeseburger now, Chris. But you're probably
the thinnest I've ever seen you atthe end. No, not not.
And we're talking about more like,hey, you put down the cheeseburger,

(01:39:21):
what do you need that? Butwhen I met you, yeah, you
still have some baby fat on you. We all did. Man, we
were babies just twenty five fucking yearsago. Literally, I'm like, I'm
sitting there trying to explain to someonewho's like nineteen. They're like, oh,
when you were nineteen. I'm like, okay, hold on a sec,
Okay, I got it, goahead, They're like, got it.

(01:39:42):
I'm like, you got to rememberthat you said something one time and
it hit it cut me deep,Chris. That was two lifetimes ago.
It's like, holy shit, itreally was. Goddamn. That was the
ex wife and the post ex wifebad decade ago. I'm in the middle
of the fucking third lifetime right now. Yeah. I think I'm on my
third or fourth lifetime that's trying tofigure it out. Oh crazy, it's

(01:40:03):
really just chapters, right, Yeah, twenties married doing music, thirties got
divorced, crawled into a bottle,forties crawled out of a bottle and TBD.
Yeah ellipses that that that. Yeah, so yeah, that's how.

(01:40:28):
And then there's like basically childhood,which that's just that's just too big of
a bag of snakes. I don'tit is what it is to get that
box closed. It's back there somewhere. I know, we know what's here,
we know what we know what's inthere. Yeah, once in a
while you hear like something, it'slike, oh, it's just a upset,
but it'll get over itself. Justgive it a minute. Who need
to stir that up again? Believebut but believe me. Like as much

(01:40:55):
as people are like, oh,you want to get better about ship,
you got to deal with all theship in your past. And I'm just
like, can I just take apill? Like I'm announcement the point,
I'm just like, fuck it,I'm too old for this shit. If
I haven't dealt with it by now, then isn't it good? And it's
like no, God, damn it, give me the blue pill, Morpheus.
Dude. Almost almost. It's beena few times in the last fucking

(01:41:16):
X amount of months I've just beenlike, man, just lay back,
keep your eyes closed, and justjust enjoy the feeling and imagine it is
whatever you want it to be.Just keep going with it, man,
don't rock the boat. Maybe shitwill keep going and it's like it never
works out like that. It's thesame feeling I had when I was like,
hey, you just keep drinking,it'll be all right. Ten years

(01:41:38):
later. Oh it's not alright.No, it was quite the everything in
fact was not alright. It wasquite the opposite. Hey, it's popped
out of it people, don't youknow. I'm telling you, if you
ever went up, if you're everreally bored but you have an Internet connection,
you have a lot of time tokill. Go back through the unregimended

(01:41:59):
and just start trying to like picklike like pick some random episodes and be
like, how drunk was Rich.I'm just saying it's kind of funny sometimes
because doing random quality control going throughold episodes. Every once in a while
I'd find one and I'm like,oh my god, I am Oh my
god, I am really drunk,like I can completely. I'm like,

(01:42:20):
how the fuck am I even onthe air like that? Like wow?
So yeah, so that brings aroundnext point. Kids don't do crack,
Thank you, Lawrence Taylor. Seeyou're back to football. See with football,
Dave Chappelle isn't the only one whocan fucking do a wrap around joke.

(01:42:42):
I can bring it back, areyou sing Chapelle? No, no,
say there's a cocaine dealer in thehouse. Nobody gets that. Don
if don if you're still listening toactually any Detroit people get her her donation
still comes in which I'm blessed,thank you. I know I come off

(01:43:04):
as aloof and a cerbic and kindof an asshole because I am, But
like I do, I do appreciateDon's people, Like I just think,
like, who's listening to the probablydon okay people. Yeah, when I
can put a face on the doll, it's not the She's not the faceless
them or they faceless random out thereon the internet. All Right, we're

(01:43:29):
rambling, it's probably time to wrapit up. So uh uh fuck yeah
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If you could do that, we'dappreciate it because it helps other people find

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the show. Please, thank you. I appreciate you listening, and we'll
catch you next week. The guyssee y the Hobies to get a little

(01:44:36):
bah. You're down in the lotKi sing in the game. She was
singing the good Thanks. Decided tocheat. She had me and she's reddy,

(01:45:00):
did you say you come get me? Come cattle? I got have
to followed her to the phone.She said, baby, let's go.
When I'm I said, come ahead, cats, I got father the street.

(01:45:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,yeah yeah. She's on in the
head coming and then it might beis gonna do tato get me? She's
ready. Indeed, I gotta giveit here down because on the one thing
she was say that just save me. Hey, I don't know to take

(01:45:58):
a chance. She said, tolead what she's the wish? He danks
me shining up the wish. I'mlike, guess, split that up to
me. When she got fall onemondays and I'm like, yeah, hone,
Hell am I supposed to leave go? That's I got the stream.

(01:46:34):
Yeah yeah, Now went out fitregit. You luss in the club looking
so cutch, bick you uss andrind these women all along the crowd.
If you hold the head shady,I'm a melt the cow. That's a
mint a belt game. I'm gonnasplit the truth bull. I stopped till

(01:46:54):
I get them in their birthday.Give me the rythm minute, will be
off with they clothes and then overto the cross. I left the jack
in, I took the rosie bandcutting. Then I put him on foot
patrol. How you like me?Now win my piggs, I get over
three hundred thousand. Let's drink youthe one to breeze. Little Chris Bill
toughs like double deed man. Let'slet's more. When we leave them dead,

(01:47:15):
we want a lady in the street, but a freaking a bed that
say ye take that and rewinded backLittle Town got to beat them, make

(01:47:49):
your booty go, take that.Rewind the back er, Sir got the
voice to take your booty go,take that. Rewind the back Luda Chris
got the floor to make your bootygo. Take that for winded by Little
John got the beat to make yourbooty go. Thank you for visiting.

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