King Nothing

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Thank you for visiting Christopher Media DotYet. Thank you for visiting Christopher Media
Dot Yet. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm Rich, I'm
Jess. Happy New Year. Wehave returned. It's twenty twenty four.
I hope you all had it good. Whatever the fuck you celebrate. Yeah,

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that's what we have to say.Now, whatever you did over the
last week of rate yeah, whateveryou did, whatever, and whatever deity
you did it too, I hopeyou enjoyed it. There is that Is
that good enough that you have stillpissed off at least three Karen. Whatever

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you did and whatever deity you didit to almost sounds kind of dirty.
So yeah, dude's right. It'skind of that South Park Jesus plus one
or whatever when Cartman does the Christianman Faith plus one Faith plus say,
oh you really love Jesus. Sothis is this is a podcast aimed at

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gen extra. So they got it, even though our token millennial didn't.
Yeah. But yeah, so,I mean, you know we even you
know, we took we took theholiday week off. I mean, not
much really going on in the newscycle, and all the newsmakers chill the
fuck out. I think there reallywasn't anything crazy that happened over the last
week. What did happen today,like an hour ago as we're recording,

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this is the Jeffrey Epstein list cameout? Or at least one of them,
did, I guess? So what, Jess do you seem pretty pumped
about this? Yeah? So whatwhat came out was not a list.
We're gonna have to actually wait alittle bit longer to wait for the really
dedicated people to put together a listfor us, because it's not just like

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a list that came out. Itwas the names that were being unredacted.
I don't know they were being dacted. I don't know what the word is.
But the names that were redacted werereleased off of this like seven hundred
page document. And in this document, it's going to have co conspirators with
Jeffrey Epstein and Julaane Maxwell. It'sgoing to have victims, it's going to

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have their names on there. It'sgoing to have some flight log people's names
on there. It's just on thisdocument you had some one hundred and seventy
ish names that had been redacted,and they were all known as Dough one,
Dough two, Dough two, ordo one hundred and seventy two.

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What is this list of what?I mean, they're redacted, but from
what? What are these flight logs? Like? What? It's from a
whole document that was presented in courtwith Jilanne Maxwell. So it was this.
It was a document that we've hadthe that was public knowledge, but
the names had been redacted from it. So, like I said, it's

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not the whole flight log, it'snot all of his co conspirators, it's
not all of his victims. It'sjust this one big document that was used
against her. And now the nameshave been plugged into place on here in
place of the dough So if yougive it some time, I'm sure the
TikTok lawyers are hard at work withtheir team right now going through and looking

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and you know, plugging in.Okay, this was a victim, this
was a co conspirator, this wasthe flight list, this was whatever.
But they didn't just release like acondensed list for us. That would be
far too easy. Gotcha, Well, names I at least recognizing here,
Aerlan Dershowitz, Prince Andrew, obviouslyjust Laane or Glaine or whatever the hell

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they're supposed to call her. Epsteinand I've read one story David Copperfield's on
here, but I don't see hisname. I'm guessing is maybe his real
name is on there. Guessing DavidCopperfield not on this driver's license. It
has Bill Clinton, Doug Band,Prince, Andrew, Glenn Dubbin, Jean

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Luke Burnell, Is David Seth Kotkinon there? I don't know, because
that would be David k o tk I n Elliot's you know what,
I don't know why I'm googling this. I would be so much better off.
Okay, see I called this fuckingyears ago, with this ship,
with this, with this list,and blah blah blahlah blah. I'm like,

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it's going to come out and therewill be a few sacrificial lambs.
Most of those are going to bepeople we already knew about, and then
the rest of it's going to belike business people and people are gonna be
like, oh okay, business peopleand socialites who have money and ship where
it's not going to be the sexy. Oh my god, I can't believe
these names come up. That's exactlywhat happened, And I'm sorry. What

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was the what was the reasoning againfor having what is it one, two,
three, four redacted? As oris my count home? What was
the reason for having four of thenames redacted? Lawyers? Or do they
still have names redacted from it?Yeah? Number nineteen redacted, Number thirty
seven redacted, number fifty redacted.Maybe there's a number seven redacted. Yeah,

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so seven nineteen thirty seven in arow and fifty. This document was
part of a defamation case that oneof his victims brought against just laying Maxwell.
Holy shit, I'm sorry. Ijust saw a picture of Deborah Bloom.

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That picture's got that bit's got somecrazy ass eyes. That bitch looks
insane. Holy fuck. They alllook fucking kind of nutty, but like
she'd bite it off. Yeah,dude, I have had a few boys
who dated girls who've got the crazyand I'm like, well, women,
and I'm like, I had crazyeyes like it. I was like,
Yo, dude, don't don't doit. One of them wife that pitch

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up knocked her up, and boyshe regretting that. I'll just chorry.
I had to throw that. Wow, that's that's that's a whole lot of
hell. Fuck knowing one picture rightthere did y'all see the back and forth
someone who was it shit, Ishould really have my names in my head
before I opened my mouth. AaronRodgers called out that Jimmy Kimmel was going

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to be on the list. Yeah, was not. Yeah, threatened to
sue him so much that Pat McAfeehad to apologize, Like, hey,
Pat McAfee is not one too apologize, but if you know anything about Pat
McAfee, Pat McAfee, I learnedthis about him this year wears a black

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wife beater T shirt on his showbecause when he got arrested, uh for
a either got a dui or hegot a something. This muckshot, he
was wearing uh uh a black wifebeater. So the man is self deprecating
and unapologetic, and he had togo on today and be like, yeah,
sorry about that. Probably because theywill both work for the same company.

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Jimmy Kimmel probably called him and went, what the fucker. Maybe Jimmy
Kimmel's lawyer maybe called Pat McAfee's lawyerand went, what the fuck. But
yeah, he had to apologize forit today. That's gonna be a little
embarrassing. And Jimmy Kimmel's name popsup in the My guess was like I
don't like reading it, or likeright, it was. If you've been
following Aaron Rodgers the last three orfour years, he's definitely playing the Trump

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game of like he's going up tothe he steps up to the line right
to it, and then steps backlike maybe not so much calling out Jimmy
directly, as maybe I thought maybegonna be a lot of Jimmy's friends on
there, and he's not gonna likeit. But it's it's right. It's
one of those rorshack things. It'swhatever I think you want to take from

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it. He's one of those kindof statements. Apparently, word is that
a judge approved an extension for theclient list to be released. So I
would imagine if anyone in there isredacted, it's because they were part of
the client list. Now that Idon't know that for sure. That is

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what people are saying right now.You do not believe we landed on the
moon. I do not believe onthe moon. You're correct. People are
saying, yeah, But I'm justlistening. I'm just looking like that's the
most glaring. I don't people aresaying, That's why I say that though,

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So people can take that wet.Here's the deal. You have to
understand. I've made my peace withthe fact that I love people who believe
in talking snakes, reincarnation, beingable to survive in the belly of a
giant fish for how you know.You know what I'm saying, just all
types of nonsense because it's in abook that they were taught is the truth.

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And what's a proof. Well,we said, so, oh,
okay, it's in this book.What do you want me? Okay,
dude, that's insanity to me.That's crazy to me. It's in this
book. That's that's in that book, and that book is accurate. People
are saying that whole book is.People are saying so, okay, so,

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and then I have friends who justdeny reality about other ship and it's
just like, Okay, at acertain point, you got to be like,
you got to pick and choose yourbattles. And by the way,
I don't think just because I disagreewith someone on one thing, they believe
that this that that that means outof hand, I can disregard everything else
they believe. I mean, Iif I don't give a fuck about you,
I'll dismiss you like that. Butif I actually care about you,

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I know that you're a fucking You'rea lot more layered human being than that,
or otherwise I probably wouldn't care aboutyou. You might be a little
bit of a psychopath. You're alot more layered than human being than Oh
I'm sorry, they get too closeto home for somebody. Oh no,
I'm still reading. I was readingabout this. Yeah, this that's been

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released. There was there was acertain victim who didn't want names coming out.
There was someone who didn't want namescoming out. Listen, I'm about
to get paid, don't put theirnames on the list. Yeah, And
so what came out had it wasclients, victims, co conspirators, law

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enforcement, medical professionals, and witnesses. So, like, this list that
came out is really kind of anothing thing right now. I mean,
I'm sure there's gonna be stuff onthere and stuff that people don't want known,
but this is not and it's seteverywhere. This is not his client
list, This isn't his flight loglist. This is just what was found

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during discovery for this one particular person'sdefamation suit against Maxwell, not even against
Jeffrey Epstein. So everyone made Yes, a big deal was made out of
like pieces to the puzzle, butnot not even a large majority. So
Bill Clinton not running a child sexring. I mean Bill Clinton was on

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there, but also just to makeeveryone else mad, so was Toronto.
They run together Billy and Donnie's MCtrafficking extravaganza. Yeah is it like,
Yeah, it's not shocking anybody atthis point who's paying attention or would care
to know this. Trump and theClintons were buddies for quite a while.

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They were at is Weddington, Milania. There are pictures, I mean Trump,
we saw TikTok that said his photoshopso fuck that. I think it
was in two thousand and two thatTrump's on record saying that Jeffrey Epstein is
a stand up guy, great guy. Some people are saying that's a photoshop
rich But my point is is thatthe people who don't want to believe it

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are going to find a way tonot be There's nothing you can do about
that, dude, just for beatyour head against proverbial wall every week on
the podcast. Thanks for listening.No, I mean, I've just kind
of come to terms that we're justperpetually being gaslighted. Yes, And that's
so I believe in my own twoeyes. That's that's that's my new religion.

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It's my own face. But eventhen I can convince myself that I
didn't see something, you know whatI mean, Like I can actually convince
myself like, no, you're notseeing what you think you're seeing. You're
misunderstanding something. And that is newfor me. That is something that's happened
in the last I don't know,three and a half years for me.

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Well, it's because you've been rewired. I I'll kind of have Yes,
it sucks. I got to getthat legal weed Tennessee. So all right,
big goose egg, big nothing withthe Epstein list, at least as
we're recording this. What else wegot our epics part conversation to have.

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But I'm saying that that needs tocome towards the end. You know,
Yes, that's so bad. Wehave Maine now trying to take Trump off
the ballad, and this one thesecretary of State, not even like in
Colorado's the East Colorado Supreme Court.This one like the secretary of State,
and Main's like, nah making thecall, Yeah, But the janitor rolls

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up and He's like, you knowwhat, Actually, we're not doing this.
Does anyone else see the irony?And all of these people that are
talking about democracy is threatened, theyare foregoing due process. No one sees
that irony at all, No,not in the public, and no one's

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going to point it out. Sothe public is going to act like they're
unaware of it. And anyone whopoints it out because the proper, proper
people haven't pointed it out and givenus permission to acknowledge it in public,
those people will be shouted down calledconspiracy theorists or far right or where a
racist or istophobic or whatever the fuck. Yeah, we welcome Jess your officially.

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She just she just found yep.Yeah, she's in the matrix with
us. Mean, it's just it'slike I've said before, you spend so
much time being mad about it.What's the point. Well, I can
tell you this. Here is theunintended consequences of what they're doing. I

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was apathetic as fun. I didnot care Trump Biden either way probably not
going to really affect my life much, So fuck it, What do I
care? Now? The powers thatbe are trying so hard to keep Trump
from even being on primary balance,I'm like, huh, why I think

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I'm voting for Trump? Now,why don't you want it? Yeah?
What what it's like? What it'slike? It kind of what you always
talk about when they tell you notto read the those books. Read those
books. Huh. It's kind oftappening into that part of my brain.
I understand what you're saying, becausehere's the deal. Usually the cover up
is worse than the crime. Sowhen it's when I say read those books,

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I'm not just saying that, oh, you're gonna read it. You
can be like, oh, oh, they're trying to hide shit. Sometimes
you just read it and you go, oh, this is just a shitty
book. But it has a fewwords that they don't agree with, or
a few ideas they don't agree with, but it's still a piece of shit.
That's just as important. The pointis you need to know why,
Why are you trying to hide thisfrom Why are you trying to take this
option away from us? And Iunderstand that people are like, they're well,

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there's true believers out there to believeTrump is truly a threat to democracy
and America and blah blah blah blahblah and it's like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, those people are being usedto push this shit through. I
get that. Why are they reallyscared of it? And if they're that
scared, then here's the deal.He doesn't have their best interest at heart.

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So I'll roll the dice that maybewhat hit the interest? He does
have it hard like coincide with minea little bit better than the fuckers who've
been sitting there for my entire lifeand doing nothing for me. Congratulations,
that is what you have done.You have taken someone who had zero desire
to participate in the process, andI am now going to vote. There

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you go. Also, I broughtthis point up, what the man is
the plus? I brought this pointup in the chat. I don't know
if I brought this up on theshow, but this is giving the fact,
this is giving the whole fact thathe thinks twenty twenty was rigged against
him air Like, if you thinkit's preposterous that that election was rigged and

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you scoff and you roll your eyes, this should piss you off because it's
giving that life, it's bringing itback. It's good, it's it's I'm
one of the first people I thinkI might have said it with the show
with just me and Rich All ofa sudden, I'm going huh, like
this is like this is the coloradSupreme Court. And this has started making

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me go, huh, Well,if they're trying to keep them off the
ballot, now, maybe we shouldThe last election was so safe, maybe
we should perhaps double check that.And I brought it up in the chat
like Blue Team, I got myeye on you. This is strike two.
Here's what number one COVID. Right, you tried to take our autonomy

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and our rights away in the nameof quote unquote safety. Right, and
it turns out you were lying tous all right. Now you're trying to
circumvent fucking uh the democratic process inthe name of quote unquote saving democracy.
I don't know. I've read somehistory books. This doesn't sound like the

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Party of the People. To me, this sounds like the party trying to
take the hour away from the people. I don't know. I just paid
an attention to history class that's frownedupon nowadays. That racist history history.
We don't agree with it, andI'm not we're going to label it as
something that's gonna make it toxic.Well, let me knock you not you
rich off of that metaphorical ivory tower. I'm not talking about United States history.

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I'm talking about world history. Ohyou mean a funny mustache man from
mid twentieth century Germany, or thatguy in Russia who had a much bigger
body count. Or this student inChina from the seventies who sounds whose name
sounds like a cat I follow onlinecalled Chairman Nao. Or this dude what

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was he from. I think itwas Czechoslovakia in the eighties he got his
though. It's just these tactics havebeen used before. And what makes me
even just go a little more nowis the people who are trying to do
this are the ones crying the loudestabout this kind of stuff is coming from

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the other side. Ooh, don'tlet them get into power. And it's
really like I've seen two things inthe last four year that goes, uh,
maybe the grab is gonna come fromyou, because what if, oh
boy, I'm unridded. Here yougo, Jess, put it on.
You know, I'm with you.I'll put on my tinfoil suit jacket,
because what if this becomes an excusefor the Democrats to seize all the name

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of we gotta stop Trump. Holdon, hold on, like, oh
God, whoa, I'm going downwade to some crazy shit. I've heard
that. I've but like, right, what if all of a sudden,
for some reason in the next fewmonths, they come up with the reasons,
Oh, you know, we're justnot gonna have an election because there's
all this shit with Trump going onand the courts are still deciding on it.

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We're just gonna, you know,we're just gonna call this election off.
We'll get you on the next one. I've seen that. I've seen
that they're saying that it's okay.I've seen people personally that I know say
things like it's okay if they haveto cheat, as long as it makes
sure Trump doesn't get in. Iasked that question. I think back in

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like twenty eighteen, in the middleof all the Trump shit, we're going
to get him. We're gonna gethim with the Dawson Steele dossier and all
this shit too. Our fuller cohost and I said, would you be
fine with knowing they broke the lawand twisted the law to get Trump.
It's where he could he could notrun or finish his term or never run

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again. And it's funny because youpose that question to people and I kind
of wonder if the answer would bedifferent now than it was. Spoiler alert
If you don't remember what his answerwas, I'm not going to tell you.
Go back and dig through the archives. Fun a lot of show to
dig through. Well, it justit's like, you know, it's write
me off as crazy conspiracy theory guywith the point I just made, But

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I got two I'm not making shitup now. I got two actual things
from the past that made me go, wait a minute. Blue Team tried
to take all of our rights awayin twenty twenty. Red Team went in
and went hold on, calm down. And now they're trying to like keep
us from voting from somebody. They'regoing to circumvent that process in the name

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of we're gonna we want to savedemocracy. Do you like, because wouldn't
it be isn't it up to us? Or it's no, you only get
to vote from the choices we want. Yep, that's yep. It's gonna
be really interesting to see how allof this plays out. It's gonna be

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a very interesting electioneer for sure.Well, especially if by let's try to
look past Trump outside of let's sayhe gets elected, or let's say there's
such obvious shenanigans that goes out thatcannot be denied. I mean, it

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will be denied by all the usualsuspects, but everyone else will be like,
no, come on, no,no, no, what happens Because
the only thing I could think ofto keep this country from ripping itself apart
is that our government has to declawand defame the office of the President even
more than it already is, andjust keep it as the figurehead and enlightening

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ride for hate and discontent. That'sa conversation that I have periodically with people,
and that is there's no real winningin my opinion come this November,
because I don't believe that Biden canwin again. I don't. I don't

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think that it is at all,Pod and please chime in. Let me
know if y'all think there is asnowball chance in hell if the election was
held right now that Biden could win, anyone else concerned. We have a
president who could go to sleep atnight and not wake up. He is
of that age, like perfectly healthypeople of his age. Hey, I'm

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going to bed, and then that'sit. Because the human body. Yeah,
but like even with to take thatout of it, look at the
economy, look at his look ateverything that people are Go open one of
his Twitter or his ex posts andlook at the comments. No one likes
him, No one is like fuckyeah bite oh actually, chamber Well,

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I mean, I'm just I don'tknow. I don't know where else to
see it. That's where I seehim post things because Instagram doesn't force me
to see that x us. Butthere there's no way for him to win.
There's no way for him to win. But can we talk about the
ship show that will ensue should Trumpbe elected and how it's going to be

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nothing more than looking for an electionfraud and we're taking this to court and
we're gonna take this to court andwe just don't know, and we're going
to have to recount. You're ascreaming and crying, can't win. That's
just that's all that it is.And I don't I don't think there.
I don't think Trump is going toget in. I don't think that's going

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to be allowed to happen. Istand pretty firm on that. And I
feel like there were some really obviousshenanigans that happened during the last election,
especially in places like Georgia where awater line broke so they sent all the
Republicans home. I mean, Jess, I really think if this rich,

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this is where your revolution might happen, especially if he's not allowed on a
battle a lot of states, orif he gets or if he wins like
a writing campaign, like if heif he garners most of the vote and
it's not allowed to count. Ithink this is where you finally see some
boots starting to hit the streets becauseyou because I think you will get people.

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I think you people go what thefuck? Like you keep telling us
that you know democracy, democracy,democracy, and this matter is well,
this is who we picked, andyou're telling like, I think that is
where you might see shit start tohappen. I think the ship you see
start to happen is uh. Firstof all, I'm not I just want
to make sure that terminology I'm aboutto use everybody understands. When I say
the term proxy war, you guysunderstand what that means. Right When I

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say the US was fighting a proxywar in Vietnam with the USSR, what
figure No, The point is isthe U, United States and you and
and and USSR. Instead of fightingeach other on their own soil, we're
fighting in Vietnam over ideology that bothcountries were pitted against it. You see

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what I'm saying. That's what aproxy war is. Yeah, they're fighting
for control, but it's in lieuof fighting each other directly. Oh,
I understand, gotcha, Now youunderstand the concept is what I need you
to understand. That is what I'mtalking about. Yes, we fought a
representative of Russia. I forget howI was fucking So this is this is

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This is why I don't have theseconversations anymore because I'm sorry, like I
need people to understand concepts, andI get lost in explaining concepts to people
constantly, and it just sounds likedigression after digression after digression, and it's
really no, I'm just making sureyou can keep up. But that makes
me sound like an asshole. Soit is what it is. I don't
know where I was fucking going withthat because I can't keep up with myself.
So there you go. There's goingto be Instead of a flat out

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civil war, I think it's morelikely to have proxy quote unquote civil wars
in the streets, meaning there'll beuprisings and people getting together and getting upset.
And when it happens on the left, it'll be mostly peaceful fucking protesting,
And when the right does it,it'll be insurrection somehow, it'll be
rioting, it'll be that they're tryingto overthrow the government. Even though no

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one has yet to explain to mehow a bunch of motherfuckers LARPing as furries
in January in Washington, DC,stripped down to their fucking bear shirt with
fucking face paint and a fucking wolfheador whatever the fuck he had borehead?
How how is him standing on governmentproperty? Well, that's it. He

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took over America. Why because thedude with the biggest hat said so,
he's now king? How is thatan insurrection? And who was? How
were we ever in danger of losingthe country to these peoples? Are these
people unarmed? Yes, which,by the way, I'm still waiting for
that next round of January sixth hearings, Remember the ones they were going to
get back to what two years ago? Now, that's what will happen.

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That's how to be fucking framed inthe media and the growing fucking right wing
media will obviously take their fucking side, and all they'll do is point to
the mostly peaceful protesting, and theleft wing media will fucking look at the
right and point to the insurrectionists andthe trying to overthrow the government fucking riots,
And meanwhile people in the middle willjust be going, oh my god,

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they're both crazy. I don't wantanything to do with any of them.
So it fucking makes us freeze.We just passively accept what we're given
and told to accept. I thinkthis might be in chapter two of the
Divide and Conquer and how to fuckingyou know. Yeah, well no,
I'm not. Please, let's justintroduce concepts before we start introducing fucking like

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theory or the war, Trump,the deal. It's the same thing.
That's that's that's the galaxy, brainInternet take that I'm dealing with when I
try to have these conversations, andlike, I know better than to have
these conversations with ninety five percent ofpeople I meet in public. I know
personally, like when politics comes up, I just fold my arms and start

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grinning. Yep, go ahead,tell me how you feel. I don't
give a fuck to talk about itwith any of you, because this is
this is the play, and itworks and you can go back and go
through the media. And because Iwanted to be in radio and because I'm
fucking borderline autistic about the shit thatI get fucking interested in. Used to
just be called he got obsessed andyou wanted to know about stuff. But

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now I gotta be something I'm not, so a bunch of fucking single mothers
with their fucking out of control kidscan feel better about it. But anyways,
that's a rant for another day.I don't know that I don't I
really don't know that they're going toI don't know that we're gonna see any
sort of revolution, because I dothink that we are all too apathetic to

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care anymore. That's why I'm sayingthere'll be proxy civil war battles in these
fucking left wing, fucking mostly peacefulprotest That's what That's what I'm saying,
in lieu of a fucking true revolution, that's what will happen, and they'll
be considered victories, and even ifyou don't win, it'll be a moral
victory. Just that's the same shitthey fucking preach, both sides preach during

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the fucking Civil War it's how isit different? Please tell me how it's
different. I mean, I don'tdon't. You gotta remember, I've contested
we never really stopped having a civilwar. It just shifted to a cultural
war, a religious war versus statewar. I think that war has pretty
much been one, at least forthe time being. Or I don't know.

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I guess the fucking evangelicals have beenpushed back to the point where no
one's really worried about them as apolitical force like they were forty years ago.
In the eighties, you guys werebeing courted if you were a Politican,
if you were a evangelical Christian,the right wing was courting you.
They wanted all of you. Theywanted nobody who fucking believed in Jesus Christ

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as their Lord and savior to evervote Democrat. Now, I don't think
they give a fuck about your religion. You just vote for r that's all
we want. Yep, that's yourreligion, that's your Yeah, that's where
you put your faith in. Nowyour religion is America America. Yeah,
so you know in New England thatwould be its own country. Right,
Probably all those groups together, Floridaand Texas would probably say fuck it and

(30:57):
just finally become sovereign nations. Let'ssee, washing Disney would own Florida.
Yeah, quickly, Disney would justbe like, release our fucking private army.
Go back, citizens, go backto watching Disney. Plus, it's
only gonna be subtracted fifteen ninety ninefrom your fucking Disney credit here in Disneyland

(31:18):
or Disney World. I'm just sayingthose two states would just finally drop all
pretense. Maybe Arizona as well.You don't know, but the fuck would
Arizona do without the Arizona is likethe Arizona is like the five year old
who's like, I'm running away andyou're like, let me help you pack?
Shit, what you gonna do?You can't cross the street without holding
adult's hands, So go stand atthe corner and look like a dumbass for

(31:38):
a couple hours, that fucking suitcaseidiot. True. Another, we might
lose Montana as far as sovereign nationsgo, Montana and the Dakota as might
go, y'all are crazy, We'rejust gonna be up here being a whole
out of nothing. But definitely I'msure Washington, Oregon, and California will
just all become that'll become New Mexicobecause Mexico just take over that part.

(32:04):
But see, this is why noneof this will happen, because people won't
be able to get their hatred andtheir vitriol for the other side out via
these proxy battles. Don't think ithasn't been happening, dude, What the
fuck happened in twenty sixteen, twentyseventeen, I'm sorry, Charlottesville. That
could be seen as an ideological civilwar, an ideological civil war that could
be seen as a battle, andhas been fucking has been presented to extremists

(32:30):
on both sides as that was theBattle of Charlottesville. Yeah, go online
and read how they talk about it. You know, twenty dudes shot from
an upward angle, so they lookedlike they were numerous. You can google
aerial shot of Charlottesville rally. Enjoythe dozens upon dozens of fucking people there.
Yeah, it was made to belike, oh my god, look

(32:50):
at the thousands of marching with tikitorches, like twenty four maybe thirty six
guys. Really okay, but dude, and I mean like that shit,
Come on, man, how many? How how many times did we cover
these skirmishes on the Old Show andwe just laughed it off. Oh man,
they've been fucking painted as these gloriousbattles to these morons who are buying

(33:14):
into this shit. And here's thedeal. The morons who were out there
doing it back then are now theold guard because this is a lifestyle and
a fucking ideology that burns you outquickly, especially on the left. So
they're teaching this bullshit as if it'sthe fuck, like, as if this
is the news, like the Battleof Gettysburg or some shit to the new
fucking dumb ass kids coming out ofhigh school who were reading at a third

(33:37):
grade fucking level. Hey, whathappened to Antifa? They've been real quiet
since twenty twenty. So they'll brantback up here this year. Yeah,
eating their whaities and training, gettingready, resting up for the election year
and can go storm the polling places. Yeah. I don't know. I
really I think that, I reallythink the apathy has been the goal the

(33:59):
whole time, that people just don'tcare. Again aliens, Hey, guys,
there's aliens cool don't care. Thatwould have messed people up in twenty
nineteen. We don't even talk aboutit. No one cares, just because
no one's fucking admitted to aliens.They just keep talking about Well again they're
not specific. Yeah, yeah,it's always like now non tearing something,

(34:22):
What the fuck does that mean?Well, those non human remains found that
could be a dog, that couldbe an that could be a fucking a
bunch of insects. What the fuck? You know what I'm saying. But
when you leave it all just andthen what do we get? The whistleblower
comes out, he says his piece, and then what happens. Nobody did
anything about anything, which is whatit's like. Anytime. It's like,

(34:45):
guys, fuck, anytime the governmentputs on their dog and pony show,
it's for your fucking it's to captureyour attention. They've already done what they've
needed to do. Now they're fuckingtheir distracting technique while they cover up their
fucking crime. That's all it is, all it is. How much does

(35:06):
anything ever come out of this thesetype of fucking oversight committees, inquiries,
questionings, blah blah blah, hearings, whatever the fuck what comes out of
this shit? Look at the Kennedystuff. How many fucking decades has that
shit been pushed back and then fuckingslowly pushed back And whatever's not just push
back, but whatever's released is redactedas I mean, blacked out as a

(35:29):
motherfucker. Like, what's the pointof releasing that? Like we talked about
it on one show, Like ifyou added up all the fucking words and
put them on the average fucking wordsper page, like two hundred pages worth
of documents, it was something likefour pages. What the fuck good is
that? When we released it?You know, people just I mean,

(35:49):
they've shown us over and over wecan't do anything about it, can't change
anything, so why care? Sopeople don't care. And you know how
you bring about change, you destroythe economy. Wow, you get it
to where corporate America is like wedon't want to be corporate America. We'll
put our head quarter someplace else,and they take all their fucking money and
they take all that fucking all that, all that whatever, raw raw America

(36:13):
bullshit, and it leaves and youget empty platitudes and you get marketing and
that's what you get, but youdon't get anything backing it up, because
you hardly get anything backing it upnow but you really won't have anything backing
it up. When that happens,politicians' powers will start to dwindle because they
won't have anyone. No one willwant the job because there's no money to
get And why would I be apolitician when I can retire from politics and

(36:36):
go be a lobbyist. Oh andI can lobby in any country, especially
Dubai some plays over there. Pleasewell, ever to think are on to
something, because the twenty summer twentytwenty showed us an unemployed, angry population
will get riled up real quick.That's what I'm saying. If the economy
goes into fucking shitter and corporate Americawithdraws from from America and just becomes corporate

(36:57):
wherever the fuck they settle down at. Yeah, there's a real there's your
revolution. Now, what happens today? After quote unquote it's one? See,
people always want to focus on howwas it? One? I don't
want to hear about it? Okay, great? One side? What the
people that worry in power are nolonger in power? Okay, celebrate that
day you got to wake up thenext day. That's the day that it's
all about. And no one wantsto talk about that, because that is

(37:20):
when the war starts all over again, because that's human nature. Yeah,
somebody goes, oh crap, weneeded some of that. Somebody goes,
I don't agree with this. Idon't want to do this. We're not
doing this. This offends me.You can't build because you had nothing.
You're just people coming to the scrapsof a fucking country that collapse. You
didn't destroy the country with any Unitedideology trying to fucking put that and install

(37:47):
that in place of it. Youjust were like, yay, collapsed now
and it's like, yeah, wellnow there's nothing. What do you idiots
bring to the table. Oh that'sright. You morons think you're going to
sit around and strom acoustics, guitarsand fucking right, fucking r Low Guthrie
of the twenty first century fight songsfor the fucking Communist Party and somehow that

(38:09):
you're that's what you're gonna do fora living. No, what are you
contributing to the new society? Fuckwhole exactly what do you bring to the
table, dummy? And believe me, there ain't gonna be shopping sprees because
you feel depressed once the fucking greatergood has taken over. Thank you for
visiting Christopher media dot net. Thankyou for visiting Christopher media dot so.

(38:40):
I mean like, and then youhave the people who are like, we
need to be super America, superlibertarian. Okay, great, wonderful.
Now what who's putting out the fire, who's fucking who's arresting the motherfucker that
is going around raping the chicks,the chicks raping the girls fucking talking to
and from school because there's no schoolbuses. Hey twenty three, don't forget.

(39:05):
They're raping everybody around here, youknow, everybody. Yeah, Michael
Jackson might be reincarnated by that point, or at least cloned. His clone
would be almost fifteen, right,if he was cloned in two thousand and
not your wife, how did yourchildren? How'd your husband? They raping
everybody around here? There'll be alittle fifteen year old cloned version of Michael
Jackson run around trying to sniff alittle boys booty hole. So yes,
be careful to protect your booty hole. Stay vigilant, kings, all right,

(39:30):
cool, So we know the downfallis going to happen. I just
really I don't know. I thinkit's going to be a real interesting year.
I am expecting something big to happenand say as a big like,
I don't, I don't know theright word. I'm looking for some sort
of big something catalyst, Yeah,something to spark. But I mean,

(39:53):
here's the thing. They really don'twant all out fucking war between the suburbs
and the fucking end and the sticksbecause the sticks. Yeah, first of
all, the suburbs can maybe holdthe suburbs, and the cities can excuse
me, suburbs versus cities, AndI guess we're gonna include the sticks as

(40:15):
part of the suburbs. The citiesmight be able to hold their own if
there are certain cities and there andthey have certain situations set up that favor
them to do that. The restof the country is so spread out you
aren't gonna get a bunch of peopletogether. They're gonna fight off fucking the
Trump country people. That's not gonnahappen. You're gonna have to keep your
mouth the fuck shut and really pickand choose your battles if you don't agree

(40:37):
with the fucking Trump Country people.The Red side is heavily armed, and
yes, they own a lot ofproperty. The property they don't own,
they still know it. In alot of cases, I'm not talking about
the I'm not talking about the peoplethat live on the suburbs, like like
are on the outskirts of the suburbs, even the western suburbs here in Detroit,

(40:57):
who they might be living like Foulervilleor something like that, and they're
like, oh, I'm in thesticks. No, no, no,
no, I think about the motherfuckersthat live like in the middle of nowhere
Michigan. There's just miles and milesand miles of woods, and those fuckers
know them like the back of theirhand because they were raised and and born
and raised there period. End ofthe story. It just came to me,
why you like Yellowstone It's Republican Godfather. I haven't watched it yet,

(41:21):
but no, yeah, no,it's no, but but everything Rich Sopranos
were Republican Godfather. But okay,I get your point. No, it's
it's it's Trump Country Godfather. Howabout that, Like, it's it's everything.
You just said reminded me of likepeople's attitudes in that show or the
dudes in that show. You know, dude knows own so much land,

(41:44):
but he knows all the land aroundhis land and all that shit. Yeah
new new spoiler if you haven't seenit yet, just not unlike just these
are like little plot points knew,like what river or too damn to like
fuck up someone else's like that kindof shit, you know, like,
oh, that shit's real, thatshit's really like you go up to the
thumb. The ex wife's family,they had twenty acres up there. They

(42:07):
were like, oh, if weblocked this off, we fucked those people
over there, but we like them. And I'm like, okay, but
there's people over there too. Yeah, but if we blocked it off there,
it would fuck them and we likethem, and I'm just like,
okay, I'm not asking any morequestions. I feel like I'd be called
to testify at some point. It'sdefinitely It's one of those moments you're like,
damn, what year is it.Welcome to the real world. We're

(42:30):
still doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this twenty first century.
This was not this was not lastcentury. This was not nineteen ninety when
it happened. It was two thousandand a number and late this shit happened.
So yeah, but anyways, allright, what's this epic fucking fart

(42:52):
conversation you want to have? Doyou just want us to read our fucking
parts back and forth? Table?No? No, no, no no.
I want to acknowledge the incredulousness ofWell, I need to pull up
the actual just so I can quoteit, make sure it's said right.
This headline from the Sun, andI guess the Son is like, is

(43:14):
the sonther joke paper? I fallfor a joke thing? I don't,
I didn't. I know it's Iknow it's a European I thought it was
just like the version their version of, like the New York Post. I
thought the Sun was like their versionof like something like that, like a
very partisan news outlet. It's sopart is that it almost becomes sat tire
of itself at times. I don'tsee beautiful. It's it's a tabloid whatever,

(43:45):
run with it. But people aresaying they post like stuff like people
are saying, are you questioning theintegrity of this fart article? I need
to know if the fart are listen. I need to I feel like maybe
we need to put the fart articleon the back burner for a few minutes
and let it fucking Should we callit a particle as well. Hold on,

(44:06):
hold on, no, no,no, Let just take a look.
Okay. And in the meantime,this is one that Chris we could
talk about because I mean, eventhough Jess is the one that brought it
up in the chat, it doesaffect us in our backyard, which is
Detroit. Is asking residents to houseillegal aliens, which, by the way,

(44:27):
any question about where the political onthe political spectrum, the town hall
dot or town hall dot com fallsupon as Biden's border crisis gets out of
hand. All right, so uhusual, you know, Biden's bonder crisis

(44:49):
is taking a term for worse isthe legal aliens recavoc on states over wellman
shelters and resources. The latest statethat hit the panic button is legal immigrants
storm from the southern border is Detroit. So many border crossers have made a
landfall in the city. The activethat's or urgery members of their community to
house migrants and their private homes.Okay. The African bual for Immigration and
Social Affairs, the ng O thatsettles on g O. Excuse me,

(45:10):
what is an ng O? Idon't know, but I just know that's
you can use n g O andyou're dealing with Africans. Those are just
that's that's unfortunate. Acrony No governmentalorganization is a non governmental organization that settles
and cares for African migrants to tryingto decide in the US. Okay is
working to find shelters for illegal immigrants. As the crisis gets worse, we've

(45:34):
been calling on administrators. We haveseen a lack of supportive services for that
specific community, primarily working with blackimmigrants. The group's founder, Senateese.
I can't even Senelazi native, saidStar Senegalese. Okay, see, I'm
thinking that, like like, okay, my dropping changing pronunciations and dropping fucking

(45:57):
but no Senegalese. Okay, howwould you pronounce that name? SAIDI.
I'm not reading along. I justknow Senegal is a country. Oh my
bad luck. Okay, it doesn'tmatter. She's a native of Senegalese,
a Synegal, Synegal whatever, Goddamn uh, something's be done about it.
Blah blah blah blah. She goesout as we're making her case.
Stars and Detroit doesn't have tent encampmentsalong the highway and sidewalks because community members

(46:22):
have stepped up and offered their homesto shelter members have been picking people off
the street and taking them into theirown homes. Whether it is a Senegalese
community, you're Muritarian, you Miuritanitaniafolks or Haitian whoever? Some people have
twelve, eighteen, twenty people inertNo, okay, hold on, hold
on, stop lying. Okay.At this point this becomes fan fiction,

(46:45):
right, This is wishful fucking fanfiction, isn't this. Oh, I
gotta say, if this is reallyhappening in the city of Detroit, how
much are you paying people? Peoplein the city of Detroit are taking in
like a half dozen to a dozenpeople want what kind of stipend are you
paying them to take these people in? Because I've state raised childhood, Yeah,

(47:07):
no, one's taking you in forfree. I've been to the city
of Detroit. I know most ofthe citizens. I'm just saying, that's
when you're a kid, people ain'ttaking you in for free in this area.
That's when you're a child. Childrenget much more sympathy than growing ass
men showing up talking about I havingno place to stay. Trust me on
that. I've been on both sidesof any who rich. Could we get

(47:29):
a kid. Could could we adoptthem? I said, this would be
an investment opportunity. Two and ahalf men two Take him to two,
take him to the gym, figureout what he's good at, like okay,
no, yeah, all right,okay, all right, but maybe
basketball is not to think? Ohhe can catch and he can run.
All right, let's go with this. I don't know, is it wrong?
I want to put the musical instrumenthis hand instead. Right, No,

(47:52):
that's the thing too, right?Maybe again, Yeah, you're play
an instrument in me? Can yousee? How are you with pitch?
Can you sing? Can you dance? You'd have to cover the I don't
know why. We're all of asudden an imaginary gay couple who want to
adopt a fucking little no rich Andthis is two and a half power two.
It's twenty twenty four white saviors.That would be the name of the

(48:13):
show. Oh okay, legal guardians, get it? Ye know? Eminem
lives around the corner. Maybe wetake him to him? Hey can this
kid rap? Let us know not? Do you offer lessons? Take a
fucking reality show about turning our adoptedson into fucking into the next rap superstar.

(48:35):
For the Detroit. We adopted theprepens of the show. As we
adopted a black kid as an investmentin the show. We try to figure
out what he's good at to makeus the most money, whether it's music.
Yeah, I'm thinking we just goto eminem and be like, look,
just if the kid has no talent, could you just can he just
stick around you and see if somerubs off and like here's you know,
And then the irony is if hedoes have talent, boom, he's the

(48:59):
next big rapper out of Detroit.And ironically he was adopted by ambiguously not
gay duo and loaned out to youM a white representatorious for stealing black culture
and making it and using it soselfishly, and now you've returned the favor
by It's somehow full circle. Idon't know, Get George Lucas to write

(49:22):
it. He'll just be like,it's like poetry at rhymes, It's all
that matters. Like, I don'tknow. I figured this bit will now
ensure no one on a national scalewill ever take interest in us. Oh
you say stuff like that, Wekeep it, Hey, we keeps it
real. Okay, So hold ona sec So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
literally adopt a bunch of kids,trying to hope to turn them into their

(49:43):
own fucking personal Hollywood empire, andthen fucking NEPO baby them into the fucking
into the careers they want them tohave. That's fine, because they're pretty,
they get away with that shit.Yes, like most things in this
country, rich, it's okay ifyou're hot, that's a lesson I forgot.
Anyway social media taught you. Yeah, yeah, no one hasn't.

(50:07):
I'm just gonna say that, okay. Anyways, Uh yeah, I just
think Okay, now I'm just callinghorseshit. I don't a lot of what
this old with this uh star ishaving to say a star with two rs.
Careful googling that name, you mightfucking end up on like ex Hamster
or some ship. Yeah. Ican't actually even find that article, the

(50:28):
fart an article, Yes, thearticle, the article. So not only
did we not get first huff ofthe particle, but the article huff was
never No one was ever going toget it because there's no there's a particle
to huff. Yeah, I'm ina huff at the lack of article to
huff. Yes, I want tocall ex tiger Aubrey huff about it?

(50:50):
Right, No, I looked itup in there. It's a picture.
Now look up if farts can causeheart attacks or blood clot All right,
let's mess up my Google algorithm realquick. Oh, come on, miss
piss fucking flagged flyer? What shutdown? You don't even know how to
pull up at this point. Youdeserve what you get. Jesus, haven't

(51:15):
we taught you anything? Control fall that ship? Nothing? Huh?
Okay? The first thing? Wow? Okay, two headlines the pop up,
Jesus Christ. People have problems,I said, can farts cause blood
cloods? Farting blood eleven causes treatmentsand concerns. I'd be concerned if I

(51:37):
farted blood. Sorry, I'm fartingblood. What does it mean if I,
oh my god, it's so specific, I'm shitting blood. How do

(52:06):
you know you just spray it insideyour frooit of the looms. I mean,
it's just I'm just pictured like afart, spraying like a Jackson Pollock
inside of my fucking underwear. Thedoctor's like, are you concerned about that?
Should I be talk? I can'tfarting blood? I love that Slayer

(52:34):
song. Oh my god, Iwould be very I wouldn't be sorry.
Laugh you gotta that was all fuckingMike. I'm so sorry about that,
dude. That was hilarious. Iwas I would be very, very concerned.
I would definitely be we would bypassthe urgent care. We'd go to

(52:58):
the emergency room. Why are youhere? I am farting blood, I
understand, feel this out out ofsea, I grab, I grab my
bucket from home depot in case youneed to fucking see just to no,
no, we'll take your word forit. Please pull your pants back up.
You mean there's blood in your stool? No, I mean I am
farting blood. Okay, But butby definition, if you fart, nothing's

(53:22):
supposed to come out. Because ifsomething comes out when you fart, it
shart or blood. Farting blood hasa much better ring to it. But
I guess that's what I'm saying.It's kind of like why it was so

(53:44):
funny. I'm like, what,it's not a fart, but it's not
a shark because sh it isn't involved. It's just air spraying blood that's somehow
dripping down your ass, like youknow what I'm saying like, I'm like,
so, do you have a boilthat's like bleeding and it's dripping past
and you've just you like you unfortunatelynot only had this boil, but you
ate like Taco Bell four hours beforeand it's just deep and just blowing dripping

(54:08):
blood like it's oh god, I'msorry. The tism took over and I
fucking really wanted to know how thatworked. That flashed in my head in
about point zero zero zero zero onesecond, and then I got the worst
case of the giggles ever about it, because and then Chris said, Farting
Blood is my favorite Slayer, soand I was like, forgetting so yeah,

(54:29):
oh shit, okay, farting Blood. I'm never gonna listen to that
song the same ever again. No. No, it's like deep dick thrombosis.
Anytime someone talks about our reading articleabout deep vein thrombosis, I just
think of deep dick thrombosis in thatfucking I'm really glad that's not just me.
I'm really glad that hasn't been ruinedfor just me and that we like

(54:52):
trauma bonded over this. I gaveher the thrombosis So did you tear to
pussy up? Man? I gavehim some deep dick thrombos. This man,
damn can had a stroke over thatship. You killed her? Yeah,

(55:14):
pushing that bad damn. This feelsthis feels very Harlem Knight's fucking conversation
between Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor asked, I killed her? Oh you tore
to pussy up? No? Imean I literally killed her? Son?
Was the pussy that bad? Like? It's just did you find your article?

(55:37):
No? She found that you shouldbe concerned about, and we lost
it. Ye, blood and thearticle. Now I'm concerned, and I'm
going to the doctor. I don'tneed whatever anything else you're saying. I'm
good. I'm sorry. It's likeif I look down and fire shoots out
my dick, not a burning sensation, fire shoots out my dick. Speak

(56:00):
add yeah, yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going to the doctor.
Yeah, there there is no there'sno article. Okay, say say,
but you can't push and strain sohard that you can fucking uh have
a heart attack if you fucking are, because that's what happened with Elvis.

(56:20):
That's what I'm saying. Okay,Okay, because he's all blocked up because
he's on the list. If youare straining so hard trying just to fart,
I feel like that also, youjust need to go somewhere. Sometimes
it's in there. You're admitting.You're admitting to some health issues on the

(56:44):
air, Chris, I'm just lettingyou know ahead of time. No,
I'm just saying something older than you. No, I've been doing this subject.
I mean, sometimes you gotta fartand it's like it's it's you got
to push it to the top,like it's starting. You feel it foreman.
Nope, you certainly don't. Youcan just wait and see if it

(57:05):
comes or if it doesn't. Here'sthe deal. I try, I fight
harder to hold them in, andI don't think I've ever really had to
push the fart a fart out.I'm not saying no, I'm not saying
it's every fart, but every nowand then you get one that starts deep
and you're like, oh, Igot a fart, And then you go
to fart and it doesn't. It'sall right, Well, I guess we
gotta give it a little No,trust me, I am forty four years

(57:30):
old. Trust me, that plentyplenty of there, plenty of people in
public have been crop dusted unintentionally.There's a you're just walking and hey we're
farting. Now you have no sayingthe matter. I just really, I
don't how do you distinguish between ifit's a fart or a poop? Because

(57:50):
if you feel like you have to, oh, you know, I know
this is a you thing. Idon't think I do know. You can't
tell if they're gonna be solid attachedto it or not not if I have
to like feel it festering deep insideof me. And I'm not saying it's
like it sits there for I'm saying, this is this all happens in seconds.
This isn't like a you know,this go on over a matter of

(58:13):
hours. I've never had to likeforce a fart. I've never had to
PSI like put some pressure behind makingsure I don't paint me as the freak
in this room people. I feelI am not the only person who has
ever pushed out a fart. Imean, okay, here's like I've really

(58:34):
gave it some thought since this exchangeversion one in the group chat. No,
dude, not unless I've been ona toilet trying to shit and I've
been constipated, and I'm like,oh, here comes and a fart just
comes instead, and then I'm likefuck, then I'm pissed off. I
wish enough people listen to the showto do a Twitter poll or an x
pole or whatever you call it.Now, have you ever pushed out a

(58:57):
fart? Yes? Or no?If you know what? If you hear
this, I feel like pushing outa fart is trusting a fart you shouldn't
have. Yeah. No, ifyou were trying to push out farts like
that, Chris, you need tobe doing it over the toilet because you're
gonna have a bad tape. Ifeel like that's yeah. No, Because
there have been instancism, I'm like, nope, we got stop. Nope,
that's not going to be a fart. There's been There's been a couple

(59:17):
of those over the years, Likenope, we better just puck her up.
Maybe, dude, maybe my intestineson the inside are just dead from
years of drinking and eating like shitlike and yours you like, Maybe the
nerve endings in my intestines are justbecause I just I don't know, dude,
Like, when I'm like, ohboy, I got a shit like

(59:39):
it's I get a little bit ofwarning, but not like, oh boy,
that's gonna be an issue later.No, I don't get that much
of a heads up. So maybethat's a me issue. I heard in
the next ten years. I heardover fifty you start uh farting when you
get out, like from a chair, from the couch, getting out of
bed, and like no saying inbed or your body to goes oh pressure

(01:00:01):
change time to fart. I feellike maybe there's stuff you could do to
offset that, like booty keekls orsomething. No, I just I don't.
I don't. I don't even wantto know why. I mean,
every old man is like a realthing, but I don't even want to
know why, right because your booty. Every older man I've ever pretty much

(01:00:21):
come in contact with, at somepoint unintentionally farts. I just think maybe
that's one of the things that happenswith us. Is just no. See,
the only person I know who hasa problem with it that could be
even close to considered or considered unintentionallyfarting is my buddy Scott. But I'm
pretty sure it's all intentional because Imean, because he's the only person that's

(01:00:44):
like, bro, really, he'sthat guy, and he's always like,
yeah, it's just how Scott is. Well, even my mom's getting older.
She don't listen. She's seventy five, and every now and then,
and I'm over there, she'll bewalking around, she'll be walking around a
kitchen and one will just now shelaughs, like my mom thinks smarts are
funny. Oh my god. Thewomen in one side of my family like

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and want to lynch me. I'mnot saying she said anything like that ripping
the sheets, but you know,a little squeaker might come out every now
and then. What why do weall act like we don't do this.
I've always wondered that, like peoplelike, it's not that we don't do
it, it's like, bro,it's just something that like, oh,
like I said, I will fightto hold in a fart. I've never

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had to fight to push one out. Maybe that's because okay, now hold
on, now that I think aboutit, I was also raised to never
fucking fart unless you're in like abathroom, So there might have been there
might have been shame and fucking froma young age being told like that.
I just don't remember getting smacked orsomething that just made me because I now
that I think about it, Iwill fight to hold in a fart out

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of instinct when I'm driving in thecar by myself, and then I'm like,
what the fuck? And then Irolled out the windows and let it
go. See the standard I wasbrought up at standing in my house and
I was a kid, was ifyou're at home, let it fly.
That was the environment I was broughtup. See, here's what I'm starting
to learn. Your family was like, as long as it's not making us
look like a bunch of fucking whiskeytangle motherfuckers, Yeah, let it fly

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at home. Standard in my family, we don't care if it causes you
pain. You don't do it becausewe told you it's not polite to do
it. Every time you fre yousuffer until we tell you it's okay to
not stuff. Every time you fire, it kills Jesus again. I mean,
it never got to that, butit was like, oh yeah,
every time every time you fire,we're taking away a president at Christmas.

(01:02:34):
You'd think so, you think itwas some fucking like like god, damn,
what the fuck did I do?You know? But yeah, absolutely
far again, we're killing the easterbunny. I want to say, pretty
much you have like the side ofthe family. I'm thinking you probably especially
when I was growing up. Itwas around this age and a little bit
older, so I witnessed it withthe younger people in the family. Man,

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you had maybe a year after yougot diapers, and fartin was no
longer funny unless it was just aperfectly timed on. Farton was very fright.
I had the cousins I had contestswith, see, but the guys,
it was like the guys you like, one guy was just like a
I don't give a shit and hejust fucking bust ass and he was a
legend for it at the time.Would else in the family was just like

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like they would sneak it and thenlaugh about it, and if you weren't
there to either get away or hearit, you never knew about it.
And God for they knew that theywere taking their day and how the rest
of that day and night was goingto go into their own hands. And
they did that because if the wrongfemale in my family knew what happened boo,
they would be iced out and itwould just be everybody would be miserable.

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Everybody would have to be miserable becausethat happened. I've witnessed this happen.
This happened multiple times in my childhood. So or Rich was everyone in
your family just deferring to the champion. You're like, this guy's got it
on lock. We're not even gonnabother. We'll be outside now, homeboy.
Homeboy didn't fart a whole lot.He just fucking didn't give a shit.
I'll tell you who it is offthe air and he'll be like,

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oh, I recognize that name,and I'm like, I know, you
got it. Yeah, he hadthat reputation in the family. Not that
his reputation wasn't for flatchyleance. Hisreputation was free. I don't give a
fuck. You know. My favoriteprank to do to somebody was totally stole
it from Adam Carolla. But itworks. Is you faright in a coffee

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can put the lid right back on, like you get it within a couple
hours, dude, It's fucking it. May it's my sense of humor.
I laughed every time. I mean, I had a group of guys that
looking back, I don't say Icall his friends. We just all happened
to be going to school and thenthe same fucking like most of the same

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classes together, so by default wehung out and there was a this is
pretty internet you had to do shit. We literally had to fuck around and
find out. There was a debatein this crew of whether you could light
a fart on fire or Now Iwas the youngest. I was fourteen.

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Everybody else is like fifteen sixteen.I feel, looking back, we should
have all known that farts were flammableat that point. But whatever. So
it come down to people who digitare flammble said they're not doing it because
they were afraid they'd heard they'd heardstories. People were saying, I heard
stories two towns over manners his kid, blah blah blah. That was people

(01:05:33):
were saying, that was the internetback in the day, that if you
don't do it just right, thatyou could suck the somehow to air into
you and the fire could go upin you and fuck you up and it's
worse than ass rape. And noone was going to do it. Then,
so's asshole showed he's got a colossalbe bag. Now, dude,
oh my god, were you there, Jesus Christ? I mean, but

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Lavonia nineteen ninety one sounds like it. But yeah, So it was the
dude who was like, no,they're not flamble, and they were like
the fine, fuck it. Andso then we finally got to do to
hold the lighter and he lit itand the dude farted and it went up.
It was winter times, so hewas wearing jeans, but it was
also the early nineties, and hewas a metal dude. They are pretty
tight jeans, and it went uphis jeans and it flipped him the fuck

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out because he, I guess trulydidn't believe that that was gonna happen.
Then he come up off the floorfaster than any fucking, any white,
pudgy metal fucking fan has any rightto do. So, yeah, oh
my friend's first time it happened.We fucking cheered and we're like, oh
my god, it's real, especiallytoo because he got it. I remember

(01:06:41):
it now. He got it.He had a nice blue flame, We
had the lights out and everything.Okay, here's the deal. Most of
those guys are either dead or inprison. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go
ahead and do something. I'm gonnasee I don't remember it first Dave,
Terry aka Socks. There's four otherguys I can't remember their names. Fuck
was this kid Eric, who ironicallythe house we moved out of. He

(01:07:02):
lived like two blocks away from usfor like ten years. I never made
it over there, but yeah,no, is that his? Is that
his? He's his uncle used togo out of town and have him stay
there to like let the dogs outor whatever. So we'd just go over
there and fucking like smoke weed anddrink our mountain dew and sometimes alcohol and
order a bunch of pizza and allthat. Okay, So that was Terry's

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house and Terry's parents both worked,but Terry's parents were like, we rather
you do this shit here. Andalso I think Terry had an older sister
and maybe like an uncle who waslike, I don't want to call it
a flophouse, but it's close toa flophouse. So that's like like that
was That was our version of whatyou're talking about, Like you know what
I'm saying, Like where we could. That was the first place I spoke

(01:07:45):
weed, first place I'd done alot of dumse shit. So yeah,
we had to be nice to itbecause it was his uncle's house. We
had to be like, you know, relatively civilized, but you know still
and our parents too, and theyknew what was going on. So you're
all going to be in the sameplace and you're not going to drive.
Sure, cool whatever. Yeah,how old were you guys? Like sixteen?

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Oh this was yeah, this waslike fifteen through like nineteen okay,
okay, yeah, because yeah,like I was by far the youngest at
fourteen, and I think, ohshit, I remember his nickname was Malone
because he had a big ass head. He was called him watermelon Head,
and we just shortened it to melonand then someone was like, call him
alone, and so we just calledhim malone. Fuck if he's Hispanic,

(01:08:29):
it's racist. He was right,and he was stupid, and he got
to a fucking ATV accident knocked outall his teeth and he was only fifteen
and he had a full set offucking dentures and the ships looked good.
So obviously somebody had insurance for thataccident, because that was not some fucking
like anyway. Fuck, sorry gotlost alone when you're a kid on your

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parents. Yeah, but man,these weren't the kids that had parents like
who had good insurance for the mostpart maybe for u W. I don't
know what all of them did,but but yeah, see Terry's house was
yeah, but everybody else's house wasexcept for uh, the one kid's house
we were hirst at. Everybody else'shouse is pretty much off limits. Or
like you walk in the back doorand like you took your shoes off,

(01:09:12):
and you stood in the kitchen.You kept your hands in your pockets,
like, dude, stay in here. I gotta go talk to my mom.
Your fucking friends are here. Mother'rein the kitchen, all right,
I have to take your shoes off. You're just standing there. That was
that type of ship. So yeah, no, I was just friendly to
the parents. They generally liked me. No, but I wasn't like but

(01:09:33):
I wasn't like Eddie Haskell friendly.Well, well, there's a reference for
the kids. Two thirds of thisshow gets that, right, Uh what's
up? Oh shit, out ofleft left, I don't left with the
fade away. Man, this isbam. I mean you're like, wow,

(01:09:55):
that's it was not meant to goto you. But okay, that's
a boomer reference too. That's twogenerations ahead of you. I have family,
Yeah, and you live down southand they like all that pull some
crap down there and you have cable. Most of my friend's parents were pissed
off that their kids existed, itseemed like, and they really didn't like

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their kids' friends, except for Dave, who I don't know. I couldn't
pick really Dave out of a lineupnow, and like I still think he's
like doing time upstate. But Davehad no problem with women, and Dave
had like no problem with our friend'solder sisters. And sometimes like the mothers

(01:10:36):
were like, is Dave there,it's Dave with them. Hey, Dave,
you come in say hi to me? You may go say hi to
me Dave, that type shit.Yeah, restlers were coming in. She'd
be like, like you, that'show it was. And it was like,
Okay, we knew our place.We were not wanted nor welcome for
the most part, like you areinconvenience to us. That was that was

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my childhood. That was a slippermy childhood. And surprise, surprise,
you get a crew of seven eightkids whose parents feel that way altogether.
Yeah, it's it's it's a tropefor a reason. The whole birds of
a feather, like, yeah,like minded people generally group together. But
yeah, thank you for visiting ChristopherMedia dot Thank you for visiting Christopher Media

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dott. All right, anything notfart related, But what's the fun in
that? Fair enough? Well,I mean this is kind of shitty.

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So it's like it's cousins to fartsas as as sleep as the cousin to
death. Shitty is the cousin tofarts. Farts would be the cousin to
shitty because shitty is a lot worsethan the fart. That's your that's your
farting blood. But California, California'snew minimum wage is particularly killing food delivery

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jobs. This is from Reason magazine. You're turning to read to the class,
Chris, it's your fucking article yousent. Stand bye, do we
have it? We'll be in shadesthere we go from Reason dot com.

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So you know, put up yourpartisan mental block. Now, I guess
you know. A new California lawwill take two. A new California law
will require that most food service workersget paid at least twenty dollars per hour
starting next year. But hundreds ofpizza delivery drivers in the Los Angeles area

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are about to discover that. ThomasI. Believe, as I say his
name famous adage that the true minimumwage is zero. Yes, publican leaning,
I can definitely tell you that.Pizza Hut announced Wednesday that it would
lay off about twelve hundred delivery driversin Los Angeles, Orange and Riverside counties.

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CBS News reported Pizza Hut franchises areoutsourcing delivery to third party apps like
Grubhub and number eats as a costsaving measure in advance of the new law
taking effect. The layoffs are likelyto take effect in February. The Los
Angeles Times reports, just weeks beforethe new higher minimum wage hits, it's
time of soul. Soul, gotcha, sol brother canif Californias. California's minimum

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wage for all workers is already fifteenfifty, one of the highest wage floors
in the country. The new twentydollars per hour minimum wage applies to all
employees of fast food change with atleast sixty locations in the country. So
you can expect that this Pizza Itwon't be the only chain doing this.
That's me putting my commentary in there. Governor I have a Newsom signed the

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fast food worker minimum wage proposal intolaw in September. The law also created
a new state board. I can'twait to see that clown show. By
the way, the Fast Food Council, that will play a role in settling
labor standards and future wage increases formany fast or for many food service jobs.
I envisioned they are just going tolegislate fat food jobs out of existence.

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That's just me try. I mean, I've dude, I've been so
right about so much of this shitin the last ten years. Why would
I stop being right? Anyway?The new wage mandate is already costing jobs,
or that the new wage mandate isalready costing jobs should not be much
of a surprise. Perhaps worse isthe unseen costs in the form of jobs

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that will never exist in the firstplace, like burger flipping at a fast
food joint. Pizza delivery gigs arelow level employment opportunities for workers with low
skills or those seeking a little extracash. Hiking the minimum wage means some
workers will earn more, but otherpeople will effectively be priced out of the
labor market. Labor costs account forone third of the fast food costs,

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so prices will rise. McDonald's andChipotle already have announced higher prices for the
next year. Reason contributors Stephen greenHunt wrote last month, for most of
us, the higher prices will meana little pocket cat, a little less
pocket cash, and a lot morehome cooked meals. But think about the
lost opportunities for people who need themthe most good job can First of all,

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First of all, the fact thatthey're gonna that pizza delivery drivers are
what is it. I'm trying tofucking look for the exact quote here,
sorry, like extra basically like,oh, it's just extra money. It's
blah blah blah blah blah. Uh. Maybe now, but I can tell

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you this decade ago, right pizzaplace, right area, you're making six
hundred dollars a week, where couldfive days a week, six to eight
hours a day, and that's beforeyour paycheck, and your paycheck yes,
was sub minimum wage. But theright pizza place makes it worth it to
make six dollars an hour because you'regetting what they call it. I don't

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know if they call it this now. They might even have change the vernacular.
As far as I know, they'rea tip credited wage, meaning because
I accept tips, they can payme less than the state minimum wage.
But because I use my vehicle,well it has to be of a certain
blah blah blah blah blah. Icould have told you what it was ten
fifteen years ago, whatever it was, but I can't tell you what it

(01:16:36):
is now. I don't even knowif that's still a thing now. I
mean, like, that's just that'sjust not that's I get what they're trying
to do, But you don't needto fucking lie to try to make your
point. You could make a living. That's dude, twenty four hundred bucks
a month plus what two hundred fourhundred bucks in a paycheck a decade ago?
How do I know you can makethat because I was making that.
Remember I was drinking and smoking alot. That wasn't cheap, home boy.

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Oh and I had my own placeat the time, like people never.
But see that's the thing, LikeI was making more money than I
was as the music director and programmedor assistant program director and doing afternoon drive
as a radio station. I cameback to Detroit and was like doubling the
money I was making. Yes,So I mean that's my beef with the
article because it's like, Okay,you're showing your fucking showing your hand a

(01:17:23):
little bit. You're trying to fuckingpaint with such a broad brush that you're
becoming the thing you're trying to attackin this article. So once again,
I'm not saying it discredits everything thatthey say in the article, but it
definitely makes me look at the articlewith an eyebrow raised. I just think
this is gonna be like, ifthis is going to be the standard,
you know what all you know Petethat's doing. They're going, Okay,

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uh, grub Hub, you payfor it. Well, here's the deal.
Grubhub isn't gonna pay for anything.Grubhub is gonna do is. I
think the Grubhub delivery fee, dependingon where you're at, ranges from two
dollars to three dollars. Grub Hub'sgoing to raise the delivery fee, which
will come out of the restaurants.The restaurant will raise their prices, then

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drivers or they're not going to takedeliveries. By the way, if you
don't know how grubhub works, Ifeel like I have to explain this every
time, but probably more people knowhow grubhub works and it doesn't. But
just in case you don't understand,I think it's two dollars and fifty cents
in Michigan. That's the minimum fora grubhub offer. No matter how far

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away or how close it is,you're going to get that. And that's
it. Anything else is the tipthat the fucking customer gives you. And
if grubhub was being honest, theywould call it what it was, which
is a bid to get you topick up your their order and bring it
to here. I'm willing to paythe two dollars handling fee of grub hub
to put me in contact with youdriver, and I'm going to hand you

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to six dollars and fifty cents becausethat's where they show that there's a tip,
and it's at least six dollars andfifty cents. So if you want
to guarantee delivery, it's going toguarantee it asap. But it's get they'll
pick it up because they're like,oh, I'm going to make six dollars
and fifty cents minimum off the tipplus the delivery fee. Do the math.

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That's worth it. If you're notexpecting them to drive for more than
like a couple miles. It's ultimatelythat that bid the tip whenever you want
to call it to the driver isgoing to come out of the people using
these services pocket and the cost atthe restaurant will be distributed amongst every customer
of the restaurant because the cost willbe built into the menu. That's what's

(01:19:31):
going to happen. Yeah, likeit does when they raise the labor on
the people inside, Like it allgoes to the menu price. Like I've
been saying for ten years. Allright, Yeah, the jobs that are
left will have these crazy wages,Like I know the problem. Probable don't
deserve to earn a living wage.But when you start I feel the UAW

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did this in the eighties and nineties. When you get the guys just walking
in off the streets want to getpaid as much as the executives like there
is like you got to meet inthe middle somewhere. Well, here's the
problem. Any pizza places that usedelivery drivers like this, the app deliveries,
the drivers are not beholden to thecustomer nor the company. Ultimately,

(01:20:15):
the driver can just fuck it.I'm not doing it, and the company
is going to end up eating it. Once it becomes the standard that you
have to rely on these companies andtheir drivers. Grubhub is pretty much has
an influx of new employment people viapeople getting driver's license and turning eighteen or
whatever the fuck you know the minimumrequirements are. They just have a constant

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influx of that. So they don'tcare about employee retention, they don't care
about turnover. So what kind ofservice do you think you're going to get
and how often? How long doyou think companies are going to keep eating
it in the bottom and in theirbottom line because grubhub doesn't give a fuck,
Because I think Grubhub's proven there's noway they can run their company to
make a profit and make sure everyone'spaid fairly modeled. I think in restaurants

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the profit margins already slim. Ithink it's always gonna be what can increase
the bottom line. I don't thinkI think this is. I think pizza
places going to all grub hub,and thus they are in a very good
area for Grubhub or deliver for appdeliveries, whatever the fucking the door dash
uber eats, whatever the fuck.I think that's gonna that's gonna be an

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issue, I truly do. Ithink you're gonna see a lot of places
going No, we're good. We'regonna stick with who we have, especially
if they're a franchise and they're like, we don't really have to do what
you tell us to do, which, buddy, if it's franchise, it's
be even worse. You're talking aboutguys who like depend on their bottom line
to live. Well, I mean, I I here's the thing. I'm

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not saying any of this and likeooh, I got somebody, I proved
somebody wrong, ooh, and doinga touchdown dance in their face. I'm
saying this. This is just Iknow because I know this industry. I
have a lot of experience in thisindustry, and I do two on the
management side, and I'm saying allthe decisions are made based on what grows
the bottom line. Between us,I think we probably have three decades of

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experience and we're covering pretty much allthe bases you can cover outside of ownership.
Is a fair statement, yes,And we're both in lockstep and agreement
about how this is going to playout, how this is going to affect
the pizza industry. So there yougo, people, there it is.
By the way, uh, youthink fucking six dollars delivery fees are ridiculous.

(01:22:29):
There's six dollars because it's six pointfifty to fucking show up on the
app delivery fee. If the appdelivery fee, if that goes up to
where you have to tip more,and they've raised that, you see what
I'm saying, they raise what theyshow to the driver. Hey, if
you take this, you're guaranteed thedelivery fee plus the tip, and the
tip is guaranteed to be like,let's say seven fifty. You can guarantee

(01:22:50):
your favorite pizza place their delivery feeis going from six dollars to seven dollars.
Well, was this about to sayin mcfassen and a hurry and rich
the point that you just made thepeople that do keep those peak guys around
say hello to a ten dollars deliveryfee. The places that do take it
in the ass and pay the I'vebeen telling you they either better have really

(01:23:11):
good food or an exceptional service.Because, like people start seeing dwindling profit
margins, business models get changed realquick. Well, I can tell you
this, and this is I've noticedthis just in the food service industry post
COVID, but it's really been badin the last year and a half prices
have gone up, portions have gonedown, quality controls went down pretty much

(01:23:32):
with those with the with the portions, I tell you people that you're paying
more for less just it's been it'smostly across the board. It's been hidden
well. But ultimately, yeah,I guarantee you the taco that you're buying

(01:23:54):
from Taco Bell in January twenty twentyfour, you're not getting the same meat,
You're not getting the same cheese.Might be getting the same iceberg shredded
lettuce plus some Yeah, I'm surethey'll deck it out with lettuce, because
that's something they could fluff it upand fucking make it look like it's full
with. But you're not getting anymore of the quote unquote meat and cheese,
not for that price. So,and the pizza places i've worked at,

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I haven't seen the ones I usedto work at. I haven't seen
their prices recently. But the lasttime I looked about a year ago,
I was like, Wow, that'sa huge jumping price. And then I
looked at what they were doing,and I was like, and they're they're
using less toppings, they're charging moremoney, and they're trying to hide it
by using these these pretty shitty industrytricks that most pizza places that have adopted

(01:24:40):
one of them. What they're gonnado is they're gonna here's a little trick.
Hey, here's our deep dish,and it's eight slices and blah blah
blah blah blah. Eight slices thatused to be ten slices. There used
to be three pieces of pepperoni oneach slice. Now it's eight slices.
You're lucky if you guys, whatthree pieces of pepperoni on a slice?
You really get more, paying morewhen the cost of producing the goods or

(01:25:01):
service goes up, the prices passedon to the consumer. We were all
taught that in twelfth grade. Someof us just paid attention and some of
us didn't like that is like partof economics one oh one. And here's
the deal. This is not me. Once again, I'm not saying this

(01:25:23):
like ooh, I'm fucking striking ablow against or for anybody. This is
just the reality of me watching it, Okay, me seeing what's happened in
what clase to fifteen years I've hadin this fucking industry all told together,
that's not just pizza. By theway, that is restaurant to it,
I mean to a much lesser extent, but still dealt with it, still

(01:25:44):
have years of experience in it.Anyways. It just you can't explain this
to people real care. All right, we're getting free stuff. Nothing's free,
man, nothing's free. Hey.You know how Little Caesars has that
pizza portal. There is an industry. There was, There is an industry
wide like ban on anybody else havingit for a minute, but that's gonna

(01:26:05):
go wast soon, like the companythat developed it and made it, Like
for the first few years it's out, only Little Caesars can use it.
But I think it was after Ithink it's a three or five I think
five years or seven years, it'sgame on and then every I mean to
me, that's the future. Iright on the internet, the fucking put

(01:26:27):
in a box, I go in, scan my thing, get it boom.
I think that's the future, likeeverything as far as quick serve goes,
like not just pizza, like allof it, like just walls of
those things, and the new jobsare behind the counter stuff in those boxes,
and you maybe have one person upfront to take cash until those machines

(01:26:48):
can I mean, the technology alreadyexists at the grocery store to put in
cash and get changed. You knowwhat, here's the sad part with this,
with this mos covid obsession with onlinereviews with no accountability to the reviewer.
Just oh, they you know,they have a Yahoo account, they

(01:27:08):
have a Google account. That's youknow, a letter and so from the
company goes online and goes, oh, sorry, you didn't have a five
star experience, Please contact us,and blah blah blah blah blah, And
most time you don't hear back fromthem. And when you do, you
start asking for fucking specifics and they'renot matching up with the numbers for the
day that they're claiming shit, Soyou realize they're just pulling shit out their

(01:27:30):
ass. But you got to takethat into consideration. Shit like that.
I'm just like, you're just hasteningthat fucking wall of automation between the workers
and the customers, aren't you.You're just bringing that about quicker with your
obsession with fucking this type of shit, because that's really once it becomes more
fucking cost efficient to do that,that's really where anyone who doesn't want to

(01:27:53):
deal with the bullshit of pissy asscustomers and the internet an anonymous slander.
That's the route they're going to go. And as someone who works in the
industry, I know it's not goodfor humanity, but you know what I've
been told my entire life. Theworld don't give a fuck about me.
But I was supposed to give afuck about the world. I don't care.
Build that. Build that fucking wallexactly makes my life easier. And

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it sucks because I look at customersnow and I'm just like, I just
want to get you to fuck out. I don't want to sit and talk.
I don't want it because I could. I'm in pain all day because
a couple of medical conditions I got. Just the way shit is. Sometimes
I make noises that are damn nearinvoluntary until I'm halfway through making them and
I realize, oh shit, thisperson's not going to take that type of

(01:28:36):
sigh as like oh I'm in painor oh I shifted, and boy,
the relief is nice. They're gonnatake it as I'm being short and tempered
or whatever, and they're gonna goonline and do it. Fuck all that,
dude, build the wall. Fuckit. Talk to a keypad that's
all I care. Here. Thereyou go, we fuck up, stay

(01:28:58):
on the other side of the fuckingwall. Send us a fucking ticket that
tells us what to make we don't. Yeah, I'm down for it.
I guess this is me fucking throwingmy hands up because I'm like, I
don't see any other way for this. Besides, I don't see how how
does this end any other way?Man? You already have what we're describing,
by the way, parts of Japan, like the major city parts of
Japan. This isn't a weird thing. This is something that they've been doing

(01:29:20):
for probably a couple of decades.Now. I mean, we could get
into the whole it's stuff I've beenscreaming for ten years. But what do
I know? Just the industry I'vebeen in for twenty years, like half
of it on one side and halfof it on the other. But hey,
what do I fuck it? Ionly got to go behind the curtain
and see how it works. I'ma fucking idiot. Somebody sat through a

(01:29:45):
couple semesters of a course that toldthem different than all our real world experience.
It's all that matters. Once again, teach the test and I write
the test. Job security whatever.Well, all these pizza hot drivers,
they can become grub hubbing door dashdrivers, right, grub hub and DoorDash

(01:30:08):
drivers who have no fucking rights,no, nothing, fucking so shit happens.
Everything's on them. Not in California. California's gone some crazy law where
now they allegedly have rights. They'reall on an hourly wage now and they
think it's better. Well if theythink it's better and people are willing to
pay in California, more power tothem. In California. That's not going

(01:30:28):
to work in But fuck Nebraska,I can tell you that right now.
So I don't know. I mean, I guess grub Hub and other delivery
apps are at the at the mercyof whatever state or local. What's the
same thing that passed to New York. They got to pay them an hourly

(01:30:49):
the reason they got to so theyso they can offer them benefits and ship
which I always thought, well,like if you're an independent contractor, just
don't you go to the marketplace.I mean, it's expensive as fuck.
I understand it. I was shoppingit last year. But now we're supposed
to be there for then what we'rewhat we've been sold just I see all

(01:31:09):
these commercials with all these people likeI'm paying thirteen dollars a month. I'm
paying, mother fucker. Then youmust be poor. Yeah, you must
make four grand a year. Becauseeverything I applied for was like, nah,
you're cool. You want the insuranceyou're used to one thousand dollars a

(01:31:31):
month. Oh I thought this shitwas supposed to be affordable. And then
it was like, oh see ifyou apply for the whatever the credit.
No, Like like every fucking timeI've applied for Social Safety Net, you
make too much money. Okay,they'll tell you where is it? Here's
here's what they'll tell you. It'saffordable because you can afford healthcare, you

(01:31:53):
can afford a roof over your head, and you can afford to keep going
to work to make sure you canafford your healthcare and roof over your head
and the utilities to go along withthe roof over your head and all that
shit, so we can get youon a hamster wheel. And it absolutely
is affordable. You don't get tolive, you don't get to live the
life you want to live, butit's affordable. What's funny is my job,

(01:32:14):
like total me and my job togetherare paying six hundred bucks a month
for the same insurance. Well,I mean, I'm just saying, dude,
I'm put pointing out it's all relative, like it's what's affordable. I
thought the private people were supposed tobe more expensive. I thought dandy government
was supposed to be all It's It'scalled the Affordable Healthcare Act, isn't it?
Or I mean it could be well, uh, what's affordable About one

(01:32:36):
thousand dollars a month for like decentmedical coverage. Okay, so poor people
get covered for dirt cheap, andI guess people who are like damn near
and you know, abject poverty.And if you're not smart enough to shop
the private market, you get hosedif you do make money. But if

(01:33:00):
you are smart enough to shop theprivate market, you're gonna get better insurance
for less money. Is that whatyou're telling me? I guess because we're
because we're doing it, because we'rebuying it from a private because for a
business, we're getting a quote unquotedeal or whatever. I don't know,
but it's just you're getting put intoa pool that businesses with other businesses with
the same level of risk, andthat pool everybody pays into and anything that

(01:33:26):
comes out, they balance how muchis paid in versus how much they estimate
they would have to pay out foraverage and an active god accidents, and
it's all equated and figured in thereand blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah. I remember all this fromfucking for the second when I was like,
maybe I should go into insurance sales, and then I was like,
no, I want to keep alittle soul I have left. Thank you.
Right, Okay, well then youhave more background down that than me,

(01:33:46):
so where's well, well, thenyou know where it's coming from.
It's like, well, the government'sgoing, well, we got to get
our cut since we're getting used,since since we're endorsing you to buy insurance,
we need our cut so you canbe on this website. That's probably
what it is. Somebody is gettingpaid because if you would go to the

(01:34:08):
same company, the same type ofplan, Yeah, it's blue cross shout
out. I guess it's like shoutingout a casino. It's like, what
do you want the house to win? What are you rooting for that house?
Yeah? From our agent, likefor our business, same coverage of
month, it's costing us total,like between when I kick in the business,

(01:34:28):
kise, it's six hundred dollars.The same plan on the marketplace was
a fucking grand a month. WTFAffordable Healthcare Act, affordable care or whatever,
affordable the first quote unquote need itnow? The problem is is that,
okay, well who really needs it? Because once you I'm sure,
once you make past a certain threshold, the price of the insurance goes up

(01:34:49):
exponentially. So if you're basically notmaking probably under the poverty line by a
couple grand, which is where likethe line was. And here in MISSI
again for a minute, they're underSchneider. Before what's your fucking floppy tits
got in there, I don't evencare to fucking no fuck. I did
remember her name, and I waslike trying not to remember her name,

(01:35:11):
Whitmer, sloppy ass, hitty Gretchen. But uh yeah, before she got
in there, when we had thetough nerd Rick Schneider or whatever the fuck
his name was in here. Basicallyto qualify for any state fucking insurance via
the Affordable Care Act, you hadto make so far underneath the poverty line.
It was ridiculous, dull. Youbasically couldn't show any income. It
is what it was this last year. Yeah, but you also here's the

(01:35:33):
thing you own. Shit, youhave a credit rating. You blah blah
blah. This is the opposite ofwhat all that gets you in the real
world. You're looking at their insuranceand they're going, this ain't for you.
Go get the good insurance. Youhave money. You know how to
keep your money, or at leastyou should not. You're dumb enough paying
the full fucking price for telling youto pay. That's isn't this what you

(01:35:56):
said? This is democracy at work, we're not about. This is capitalism
at work. Their only job,because let's call the government what it is,
it's basically publicly funded corporation. Itsonly job is to justify itself and
make a profit. But they don't. But they justify them it like if

(01:36:17):
the United States was like an actualbusiness, it would have been in fucking
chapter fucking eleven, like fucking yearsago. Okay, but now let's take
this into consideration also, instead ofjust looking at it from the fucking how
far back can I see peering overmy shoulder, as far as years go
by, decades go byle's look atthe fact that this is a this everything

(01:36:39):
that we consider normal is a postis an aberration in the economic ebb and
flow. And it was all becauseit was post World War two and the
fucking the basically the suburbanation, thesuburban you know the word I'm trying to
fucking say. And I'm starting toget tired, so I'm sorting to mangle
my words. Of America and thespread of commercialism and just everybody buys everything.

(01:37:02):
Family has, Every family has acar, every family has this,
or family has that. Some familieshave two cars. Blah blah blah blah
blah. That was never gonna last. It was never gonna fucking last,
dude. And so what's gonna happen. The government is going to try to
hold onto a bunch of shit andhold onto power, and it's going to
fuck itself in the end. Incorporations, like I said, once they've

(01:37:25):
sucked what they can out of thiscountry, they will fucking leave. They'll
establish their footholds in this country sothey can keep collecting their tithes. But
that's it. There's no loyalty toAmerica. There's no loyalty to its citizens,
there's no loyalty to its government.This is the deal you sign when
you put the pen to paper withthe devil. So this is why I
don't understand you act shocked by thisshit. This is what you want,
It's what you root for, dude, every week on this podcast, it's

(01:37:47):
like Corporate America. Yay, thisis the end. This is the end
game. So what are you like? No? Because this is the government.
But because this is the government gettinginvolved, this is not what This
is not what I want. Thisis the government getting their hand in and
going no. So what do youthink would happen if the government wasn't there
to do anything with corporations? Doyou think corporations would that they would somehow

(01:38:10):
magically on their own overcome the humanproblem of greed. No, and just
be like, oh well, let'sjust run it so everybody gets a fair
wage and we make a fair profitand we don't worry about constant growth and
nonsense. We Okay, what problemdid the government getting involved with health insurance
solve? It? Okay, theproblem? It solved from the perspective of

(01:38:31):
people who didn't have health insurance beforethat affordable care accent preexisting conditions can't be
turned down. Blah, blah blahblah blah, people like that. Yeah,
it helped people who were diabetic whohad no other fucking way, way
or means to get any type ofinsurance, could now get insurance, especially
if they were insulin dependent. Ithelped those people, and it helped them
at the cost of everybody fucking else, just like it was designed to do.

(01:38:54):
I don't understand why people are upsetabout that. If you wanted universal
health care, this is the costof universal health care. Taxes go up,
quality of fucking care across the boardunless you're paying out of pocket,
private care goes down. It's notuniversal health care because we're never gonna fucking
have universal health care because we can'tget anybody in one state to agree on

(01:39:16):
anything, except for California because theygot LA in San Francisco, so they
run the fucking shit. I guessNYC in New York State. But yeah,
how many times if we dude,you've traveled enough around the country,
you know the city's blue, suburbsred. That's pretty much how it goes
best. The suburbs get outside ofthe Pacific Northwest is purple. And when

(01:39:36):
you get in the Plane States,the quote unquote flyover country, those suburbs
are red and some of those citiesgot pockets are red too, pretty big
pockets. Not wrong, Nope.The point is that I'm getting that is
that there's no there's Everybody wants toact in their own best interests and their
own self interest with no regard tohow it fucking ripples out and affects anything

(01:39:57):
or anybody else. Okay, fine, stop sitting there with the shocked Pikachu
fucking face when the fucking consequences ofyour own fucking actions come back to bite
you in the ass. What didyou think was going to happen? I
just don't understand people like, ohmy god, I'm shocked. Why I
knew when they were handing money out. We talked about it. This shit's
gonna fucking Do you think the onlyhope we have is that corporations actually grow

(01:40:20):
a conscience through this? Fucking God, I can't believe I was naive to
think that there was even a cunthair of a chance corporations would grow a
conscience during the fucking pandemic, recordprofits, record profits, dude, and
record inflation inflation through the roof recordprofits at the same time where the guillotines

(01:40:41):
at I don't even know why we'retalking about this, You kidding me?
We call that war profiteering in timesof war, and we fucking tried to
throw motherfuckers under the goddamn jail forthe shit like that. What the fuck
do you call this? We turneda blind eye to it because well,
that's the way the system was designedto work. Sure, okay, what
do you expect. You got thegovernment who ain't on nobody's side but the
governments, and you've got corporations we'reall and loyal to the fucking bottom bottom

(01:41:03):
line, and you got the peopletrapped in the middle between them. This
is how you wanted it set up. Why are you upset with the results?
I don't understand it. People,If you've wasn't exactly how I wanted,
Oh well, that's society. We'vebeen in the middle for almost a
decade trying to tell you guys tocompromise. We've been told shut up,
we're fence sitters. We've had peoplewho've dropped out because we weren't extreme enough
for forum, or we're too extremefor him. I don't care anymore.

(01:41:26):
That's what the fuck everybody wanted.Complete fucking chaos. Everybody got their fucking
saying no one can agree on shit, So we meet a fuck alone,
all right? You should have hadparts for this part, right? What
else is there to fucking say?Man? What demon are you gonna serve?
Because you're gonna serve one of them? If not, you fall through
the cracks of society. And Itried, tried for fucking thirty some fucking

(01:41:46):
years, man, And it ain'tthe fifties anymore. It ain't the Jack
Kerouac days. It ain't the beatPoet days. I can't just throw a
fucking knapsack over my shoulder and gotravel the road and survive on odd jobs
here and there. It ain't thatreally, that's not reality anymore. So,
yeah, dude, I get alittle fucking upset because I have to
do something that I despise, andI have to become a person I despise

(01:42:08):
to live in a society I don'treally want to even have any part in.
And then I got people who wantthe society complaining that it's not to
their liking. Oh I'm sorry,Goldilocks or Porridge ain't fucking just right for
you. Why don't you sacrifice whoyou are as a human being. Just
so you can survive in this fuckingworld. You gotta lie, you gotta
be fake, You gotta play thegame. You gotta smile. When you
hate somebody, you gotta smile totheir face and stab them in their back.

(01:42:29):
This is corporate America. This ishow you get up the ladder,
pull the plow, dude. Noteveryone wants to be that way, but
we're forced to. And yeah,it gets old when we're starting to hear
people who are this is society hollow. If you're that fucking happy about it,
shut up and stop bitching about it. Jesus Christ. Capitalism isn't just
corporate capitalism goes beyond that. I'mnot attacking capitalism. I'm attacking corporate mentality

(01:42:56):
of we need constant growth. Wecan never just sit still. That's not
sustainable. It's just rise and fallof fucking empires in a corporate sense instead
of a fucking national or political sense. How is that better? I mean
it's not. That's not everybody's opinion. No, And I'm tired of people
just going it's don't agree, it'sbetter hot, defend it, explain it,

(01:43:20):
convince me, sell me. Here'sthe pen sell me that pen.
I don't know people like that.I don't know anyone who's all about like
corporates and you always have to likecorporations always have to grow, and that's
a good thing. It's a twohundred year old economic philosophy. You still
here bat it around in the rightin the right wing fucking think tank circles.

(01:43:42):
That's not that fucking far out ofa fucking idea. And in those
circles pretty much everyone else goes,okay, you understand that's not sustainable,
like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do it for a little
bit, but eventually someone younger,better, more hungry, willing to sacrifice
more, comes along and takes thecrown off of your head. And that
that's not what these corporations. That'snot what they're fucking trying to do.
In the end. They're trying tostay on top in perpetuity, and that's

(01:44:05):
impossible. People won't say that becausethe same reason peop won't look at people
go stop believing in reincarnation and talkingsnakes because it might hurt their fucking feelings
or something or shake their worldview.I don't fucking know. I don't even
care. Welcome to my fucking tedtalk. I mean, I am at
the right fucking meeting this time,Like, why does no one talk about
this shit in the real world?Why do I got a fucking blow a

(01:44:28):
nut on a god On podcast It'sgot ten listeners. Well, I mean,
talk about it and it'll get youabout as far as talking about elections,
and it'll get you. Talking aboutit gets no one anywhere. That's
where all the apathy is. Mostpeople just go along just to get along.
They keep us just. I mean, we're being kept as a society
as people is not the top onepercent. We are so busy and soburn

(01:44:53):
out just trying to survive. There'sno additional energy, Like we additional energy
for what you want me to go? What you mean you'll be mad about
something, I'll be sad about it. That's sad. Doesn't take energy.
But I can't be mad I hadI cannot. I mean, I am
like ninety nine point nine percent surethat people that worked one hundred, two

(01:45:14):
hundred, three hundred years ago workedthe fields and shit for fucking you know,
under some system, feudalistic system orsomething. I cannot believe they had
more energy than us. After aday of work. And we are.
We are so tired that we can'teven drum up enough enough to just not
be apathetic. I can't believe that, man. I know what the human
body is capable of. I knowhow resilient it is. I know the

(01:45:38):
human spirit is just that resilient.Where has that gone? Why have we
devalued it in our society? Whatto what purpose? To what end?
To who's benefit? We all knowthe answers to these questions, to the
status quo. There's your boogeyman people, the status quo. Ultimately, all

(01:45:58):
change comes fucking hard, and itcomes usually with blood, period and the
fucking story. You don't like it, I don't know, Go burn your
history books. What do you wantme to fucking tell you? I just
sorry, Go ahead if you getangry, like I know you know you're
saying, like we can if therewas an uprising of people who decided that

(01:46:21):
they were angry about that, itwould like kind of stoke people into having
the energy and pulling out of theapathy. But it's like being mad.
It's like if I suddenly decided toget mad, because people believe that we
landed on the mood, if Idecided I was going to be mad about
that, but I couldn't get otherpeople also mad about the People would just

(01:46:44):
like eh, I mean maybe maybenot who cares? And I'm like no,
but we didn't like And I gotreally like up in arms about it.
Right, like I'm just spinning mywheels. I'm not doing anything.
Sadly, you need a bunch ofidiots to get anything done. And to
get idiots, you gotta to people, you gotta lie you and to manipulate.
Sadly, I don't think idiots reallygot to manipulate. I think being
an idiot easily manipulated kind of comesalong with the package. It's kind of

(01:47:09):
a feature, not a bug typething. But I mean, like you
also have to be able to manipulateto get you know, people a little
bit above your average you know fromtemperature. I Q that's where manipulation comes
in. But yeah, I don'tknow. I just I think the excuse
is our lives are hard, andit's like, yeah, but not as
hard as they were three hundred yearsago. That was their excuse then,

(01:47:30):
I mean, at a certain point, our lives are hard. We don't
have the energy, we don't havethe time, we don't have the will
to do it. How bad hasit got to get before it happens,
because that has been a breaking pointin all of history. There are breaking
points where they're just like, nope, we're not doing this anymore. We
don't give a fuck. I ratherdie fighting for something better than live with
what you're giving me. I thinkmost people have got families and shit,

(01:47:51):
are just trying to get through totomorrow. They're not even thinking that big
picture. See, that's what I'msaying. That's the tightrope that we have
to watch here in this country.You have to make sure that the average
American has at least a fucking realisticshot and keeping their head above water to
keep them on the hamster wheel.You don't want Hey, anyone who fucking

(01:48:12):
makes it really big. That's nice, that's great, but you can't count
on that. It's like you can'tcount on it being seventy five degrees in
sunny three hundred and sixty five daysa year if you live in the up
of Michigan. It's just not realistic. Right. But you don't want people
all the way at the fucking bottom, especially like when the middle of the
majority, which is where you wantmost people at start falling into the bottom

(01:48:32):
category and there's very little upward mobilityto offset that. That's the tightrope balance
we walk, and that's the realityof the situation. And I'd say it's
between corporations, and I mean worldwideglobal corporations, not even just American fucking
housed or headquartered corporations, and ahandful of fucking government agencies what United States,

(01:48:58):
Russia or government China, who else? Got a lot of Say,
that's not riding the coattails of oneof these countries I just named, But
the UN is completely riding the coattailsof the fucking countries I just named.
Take the take the US away.When the UN fucking was like, we're
gonna sanction fucking the U S ifthey go to war with Iraq, and
W was like, hey, goahead, go ahead, and then and

(01:49:24):
then Dave Chappelle was like I did. Black question was like, you go
sanction me? U went with with, what are they? Oh you mean
our army? Sounds like you bettershut the fuck up, sell go tell
some medicine bitches. So yeah,I mean, which about Uh, how
do you expect to not be seenin powder blue? I've always wondered that

(01:49:45):
aren't like military uniforms supposed to likeblend into the environment around them. Don't
know, is that is that supposedto be like a sign in the faith
they have in a united front ora united world, the where they don't
have to worry about blending in.They can fly at such an outlandish color
compared to the rest of the uniformthat they're not worried about it, like

(01:50:06):
because we're all united, Like youknow what's right, bitch, We see
you. No, No, Iunderstand what you're saying. But you got
to understand military fucking mindset and militaryhistory mindset just has family who spent some
time in the military. Were buyinto it or you don't, And when
people that buy into it, theyreally buy into it. Okay, we're

(01:50:27):
going down that train of thought.Is powder blue really the color that's going
to strike fear into the hearts ofyour enemies, like you're being attacked by
the fucking easter bunny. First ofall, if I'm being attacked by someone
with a beret, I've made somehorrible choices that are in France, and
I don't speak French. You aresomewhere that is that has allowed itself to
be attacked by an beret wearing army. Yes, you've made a port choice.

(01:50:51):
I know that the United States Armywears berets now, but okay,
no, just like green berets wereone thing, Special Forces one thing that
was that was a sign that you'dearn something. Now it's just looked like
a bunch of croissan eating bundles ofsticks. Anyways. No, powder blue
does not strike fear into the heartsof your enemies. But I'll tell you

(01:51:12):
what, powder blue, backed bythe fucking full might of the United States
Military with strikes fear in some heartssome people. Yeah, so there you
go. Hey we're here, butwe brought these guys. Yeah, And
I've been to plenty of fucking brawlswhere it's been like a group shows up
and it's like, okay, whoshowed up in the group, and it's
like, no one to worry about, And then like two or three guys
step forward from a little bit deeperin the group, and we're like,
oh shit, all right, nowit's time to worry. Manes comes out

(01:51:38):
and they're all wearing fingers for necklaces. But no, Jess, I yes,
I know, but It's just likein my irritation with people who are
more than happy to just go alongwith the flow, and in a minute
they hit their first fucking bump onthe road. They're like, Oh,
and I'm just sitting there going,are you fucking kidding me? Watching them

(01:52:00):
from the gutter as they fucking driveby, going you got to be kidding
me, right? And by theway, this time, I didn't put
myself in this gutter, So yeah, yeah, I feel some kind of
way about that shit And shit comesoff as you know what, your fucking
tone, deaf idiot, Are youserious right now? You know? Yeah?
And it's like and this whole Ido not understand this, and do

(01:52:23):
not understand this. If no onecheers the fact that the country's running up
debt, why are we cheering corporationsmaking record profits at one of the most
horrible times to be a consumer inliving memory. I don't know anyone who
is, Oh, you don't frequenta lot of fucking like, you know,
libertarian type fucking things like oh thisis great, it's wonderful. It's

(01:52:45):
like really okay, because save justall from the pandemic. Rich and they
deserve to make that money. I'mtrying to put my mind in the head
of somebody like that. Well,I mean, I can tell you the
fucking propaganda they're rolling out, uhthis winter. I've started to see it
on different fucking like Google news Feed, the three headed monster, oh for

(01:53:06):
respiratory, the thrown in RSVA.I'm sure you've seen mister mister Pfizer and
his two at once commercials, twothings at once. Actually no, because
I've watched some football recently and I'mjust like, Wow, I do not

(01:53:30):
watch commercials anymore, and holy shit, it shows because I'm just like,
is this aim for retarded three yearolds? He is? In three hundred?
They did a count three hundred andseventy five commercials this season. Sure,
okay, there's a lot of fuckingcommercials, but yeah, wow,
so they they so they're now they'vethrown in you get the you're getting the
triple shot now, huh? Ibet you. Pfizer makes all of them,

(01:53:53):
Yeah, they do. Crazy justgotta have three, you just gotta
you gotta get the three the oneit doesn't work, and if the third
one has been recently developed, I'mhighly suspicious of that one. You know,
at least a flu shot works.Do you think maybe we need to
fucking change what we're upset about andbe like we're not upset that they're fucking

(01:54:15):
raking in money handover fist and likehorrible times economic times. It's it's more
like like I don't know, likeit's how they're doing it. Like you
just I feel like, this isyou just have to do what they did
with gay marriage. Gay marriage wasI don't support it, marriage equality,
Oh of course I support that.You canna rebrand it. That's all you

(01:54:36):
gotta do. Baby. I justfeel like this is I feel like,
yeah, I feel like there needsto be a shift in what people are
upset about. And it's like it'sthe incompetence. I mean, because like,
let's be honest here, Like ifI'm a Disney shareholder to the point
where I'm on the phone call withBob Iiger because they've took such a fucking
hit in the last year that he'son a personal fucking group phone call with

(01:54:59):
shareholder explaining what's going on, I'mjust like, I'm mad that you're incompetent,
that you're putting out this garbage thatit's costing us fucking a quarter of
a billion dollars to half a billiondollars for each of these fucking flops that
don't even come close to making aprofit. In fact, they're such fucking
tax baths that we can't even takeall the tax breaks they give us because

(01:55:21):
there's too many of them that arethat have flopped and made no money.
And that's a real thing in Hollywoodfor the last year, especially with Disney,
Marvel and that whole fucking umbrella ofownership. There's a lot of flops
that happen, a lot of flops. So that's what they're mad about.
They don't give a fuck about theideology. And Bob Iger is not on

(01:55:42):
there fucking pushing ideology. He's apologizingfor the flops. So maybe that's what
people need. Maybe you need tobe mad at the incompetence of the government.
Wait a minute, why do Istill have to get a goddamn shot
every fucking what three four months?Is it? Isn't that what they're basically
claiming at this point three to fourtimes a year that you need to get
a shot or a booster. Youkeep hearing this new one will get the

(01:56:04):
new variant. That's like it's afucking apple app and they keep updating it.
Well, we've been conditioned to beconsumers like that. That's how we're
delivering our technology and our updates andshit. Now like we need to stop,
you know. They to rebrand thebig lie, right to keep coming
to Big Live twenty twenty election.No, they brand a big lie the

(01:56:24):
fucking vaccines because they're not fight theydon't work well. Also, I think
the big lie is very simply,you want to survive COVID or increase your
chances of surviving COVID, don't bewarbidly obese, diabetic and out of control,
out of control, fucking blood pressure, out of control, fucking health,

(01:56:45):
you know, just all around.Because I had I had it when
I had once I was living lifelike that, and then I had it
when I was living life a littlebit better, and oh boy, it
was night and day. How longit took me out and how bad it
was? Stop, well they did, but stop. They were showing us
pictures of obese people, perfectly healthyperson just died. Like really, last

(01:57:08):
time I check, looks like thatperson missing any meals. It needs to
pick a couple of vegetables and maybehit the treadmill. But sure, perfectly
healthy. Why not speaking of anotherbig why but we did that. We
did that one already, all right, I didn't realize on the show with
a bunch of fat phobic bigots.Wow, I just maintained this. Enjoy

(01:57:29):
your twenties. You you plus plussized women, and no one celebrates plus
sized men. You're just fat.So sorry, you're just fat, dude.
But you plus size women who areenjoying your yas queen size and all
this other bullshit. Whatever the fuckingterminology is, joy in your twenties because

(01:57:50):
in your thirties your body will startto break down from it. And by
the way, it's insidious. You'renot going to notice it all it will.
You're just gonna notice it when it'stoo late to do anything about it
in most cases, and then itstarts getting worse. And by the way,
Jess, you're speaking to two formerfat focks who realized, huh,

(01:58:14):
eat less, fat, move more. No shit, that just works.
I'm still fat, dude. Youlost We discussed this a couple of weeks
ago. You lost me. Youhave effectively lost me, like at my
current weight, Like that is impressive. Like you were carrying you essentially were

(01:58:34):
walking around with me on your backthe whole fucking time. Yeah. Well
that's why I try to tell people, don't some of it. So of
this just saying some of the toughestpeople you've ever fucking met and you didn't
know it, were fat motherfuckers,because once you think about carrying that weight
around and type of fucking like,dude, no bullshit, Yeah I got,

(01:58:59):
I got, I got fucking fatand loose skin and ship from losing
weight over my fucking my gut.But dude, my stomach muscles they didn't
really go anywhere, like, theycame back really quick, really quick.
And I'm shocked because dude, it'ssolid as a rock underneath that fucking little
bit of fucking patting the fat.And I'm just like, yeah, that's

(01:59:19):
that's the only way I was carryingaround all that weight. Dude, my
body should have collapsed in on itself. It'll burst said it. You can
you ate your way in, youcan walk your way out it. Truly,
I'm gonna be honest with you,this is something that I never fucking
believed until a year and a halfago, because that's when it really ramped

(01:59:40):
up as far as the fucking weightloss drank your way in, but you
know you got somehow. Yeah,that's what really bother bothers my fat friends
because they're like, dude, it'snot like you ate your way into this.
I'm like, I know, I'msorry I drank. I know,
like I'm sorry. I'm not atrue fat person, well in a quarter
of fat. But should I forgetwhere I was going? What so I

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said, liked Elizabeth Warren of FatPeople Trump Fans that I forgot there you
go whatever. I don't remember whata fuck I was trying to get at
time to end the show, unsus, you guys got a bunch of fucking
funny shit on deck. If I'mforgetting fucking where I was going with a
point, and you guys are justdead fucking silence, you have no idea

(02:00:23):
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In my defense, I was inthe middle of the yon, which
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