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Thank you for visiting Christopher Media dotnet. Thank you for visiting Christopher media
dot net. Welcome to Jen Exhausted. I'm Chris, I'm Rich, I'm
Jess, and we're back strains.Things going on in New York City,

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definitely some things causing some uh well, I guess sort of from when I've
heard some politically incorrect memes to bepopping up online. There's a situation in
New York City involving a synagogue anda tunnel, some turtles, and some
ooze or wait, wrong story,wrong story, gotcha? So what's going

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on with this tunnel in New York, Jess? Because it's like you were
all over it. Rich was like, what's going on? I really was
not. I wasn't all over it. I saw it kind of as it
was breaking. And I think it'sbecause I was spending way too much time
on TikTok that day. And someonewas like there was some not a live

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stream, but someone had it liveor like had recordings of it as it
was unfolding. I'm not really sure, but that's how I heard about it.
So people were saying some people wereshowing stiffer no so there were tunnels
underneath a synagogue, and no onereally knows why there's rumors and that's all

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that anyone. Is it connected toa pizza place? We don't. I
don't know that it was finished.I think they were still like digging the
tunnel because Epstein died and they couldn'tget the orders to finish it, right.
Yeah, there were things. There'spictures and such, because, like

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I said, really very little atthis point has come out about it.
But there were pictures taken inside ofthe tunnel of baby like baby seats,
like high chairs and mattresses with bloodstainson them. Those are the big pictures
that are circulating right now and noone, no one's saying anything else,

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just showing those pictures and kind ofletting people imaginations run wild. I guess,
yes, that's they're making. They'remaking the children build their own tunnels
to be trafficked right to jeff JeffreyEpstein's prison cell because it's in New York,
right, Yeah, I mean forgoing hogwhile let's just keep going Yeah

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there, it's Yeah. I didsee something funny related to it, and
it was some guy who was onX talking like basically pleading with anyone to
listen to him and said that hethought Jews were living under his apartment and
that he could hear Yiddish and helives on a ground level floor in New

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York and people like, dude,you've lost your mind. And he's like,
it's still happening. I hear Yiddishunder my partment. Is there a
fucking synagogue in the basement of hisbuilding? It was us New York.
It could happen. It was,it was under it. Oh, it
went under it. Yeah. Sothis guy, I just think there's just
an underground network of jew So I'dlike to ask this gentleman. Okay,

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let's say there are what's going on? What are you afraid of? There's
well, okay, there's down therebeing Jewish and free. Well this happened
before the tunnel story broke. Heposted this last month. He was posting
about hearing Yiddish coming from under hisapartment and thought he was like going,
He's like, I'm not crazy,but I'm hearing I swear there are Jews

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living under my apartment. I'm onthe ground level. So maybe now,
in all seriousness, was this guyliving above the tunnel? Yeah? Okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, never
mind. I was trying to bea smart ass and missed a fact.
All right, So that was justfunny to me. I just I saw

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that. I mean, it couldbe shit, you know, it could
be so it could have been photoshoppedfor all I know. Oh thank god
he didn't do that. When Kanyewas doing this whole thing. That guy
could have been fucked. That guycould have been screwed. Yeah, that's
they really are for as big ofa story as it was, and like
it was all that was talked about, what like yesterday or the day before,

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I think, But it's just therewas a Jewish brawl. Nine people
got arrested. They were pulling peopleout of the tunnels. People were refusing
to leave the tunnels. Wait,there's a big jew fight in the tunnel.
Oh yeah, what you about this? I stopped the tunnel and a
bunch of shit there's videos. Wow, So what But okay, I'm gonna

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I'm just gonna ask the big question, why are all these Jews down there?
And obviously tunnel to a synagogue?Okay there, but why are they
in the tunnel? I get wherethe supply of Jews came from? Why
are they in the tunnel? Youhad no idea? Hey man, it's
that poor guy on X two.If again, if he had done it
when Kanye was doing what if Kanyehad been jumped in See see that's my

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boy, like right, like Kanyetrying to get some back up. See
this guy hears it sing an armyof Jews and they're meeting in tunnels underneath
the New York City. Here,I'm gonna send you this. It's a
YouTube video, but it shows you, like what was happening. This is
what I was seeing. And thenin the first like thirty seconds you can
see like this brawl situation. Wasit just yamkas and beards flying everywhere?

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The hats. I don't want tohear this dude's commentary. I want to
see you. You don't need thecommentary. You can muted it of a
bunch of where's the jew brawl?Give it a second, go to like
cut second twelve is whenever it startslike that, it's like Jewish fight club?
What the fuck is this? Yeah? What could this be? What

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that is? I mean, maybehey was starting a fight club. Well,
already you already broke the rule.You got found out huh, I
know, and no one is sayinganything like it is being kept very quiet.
Now. I don't know, youknow what to say after what I

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just saw? Like, what didyou did? You watch further into the
video and see when the dude wasliterally crawling out of a sewer on the
New York street nom Like, thisship looks like it's out of a movie
with the fighting and all that.The bunch of cops standing around, big

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Italian cop talking to guy with yamica, Oh ship, what why that?
No one knows? That motherfucker justcame out of the fucking huh. What's
telling you? That's why? That'swhy the meme that said teenage mutant Ninju
turtles. I was like, yeah, okay, I get it now,
all right, Well what's going on? Well hmmm, oh he's talking about

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that guy too. Well in general, what is this? Oh well,
what is this? The Jewish jacks? Well, no, none of them.
They were all clothed because there's amandatory close at a one minute forty
three. It's the guy who postedtheir Jews living under my apartment. I
hear them and it's like they're diggingor something. For the record, I
live at ground level, and wedo not have a basement. It was

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posted November seventh. Okay, wellit's breaking points. Crystal and Saga their
their network, they're posting about it, they have videos about it. So
yeah, okay, that that tellsme that, like, if it's being
ignored by the mainstream media, thenother I don't know what we'd call it,

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alternative media sources they're going to coverit. And you know what that
you know, the minute that anytype of alternative media source covers anything,
you can just dismiss it out ofhand. So that's what's gonna happen.
It's gonna be all anti semitism.This is all fueled by hatred. Somehow
trans people will be involved. Yeah, some shit different toilet. I bet

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there were trans people in the tunnels, Jewish trans people, Sure, why
not? But yeah, no onenobody knows, nobody, nobody has answers.
But it happened, and that's it. Well no, probably not Today's
Saturday Night Life. But I feel, man, if I'm a writer for
SNL, like that's a skit thisweek somehow we're making fun of that.

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Are they allowed to though? No, not anymore. Yeah, they used
to pick on everybody they only pickon uh yeah, non Jewish white people.
You know, you know, everybody'son a team now. Anyway,
By the way, I just wantto I just want to say I find
it hilarious because this was a coupleof years ago that I brought this up
on the on the podcast, howthey're trying to like maneuver and divide people

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up, like, hey, ifyou're irate, if you're of Irish to
set, you're not white. AndI'm just like, how much more fucking
white do we gotta be? Motherfucker? You glow at the beach Ian.
Yeah, It's just it's mind blowing, mind blowing. I'm just like,
okay, whatever, just further bullshit, more more ways to divide us up,
more ways to get people to getpeople on the other side, and

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and and pump up those POC numbers, because we all know what that means,
not white, Like it's you're allowedto be white. Uh oh,
we're done that. If I shouldstop talking, right, Yeah, I
don't recall being in the womb goingmale, yes, white, yes,

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any of us recalling Just do youcall taking a box. Let's see,
I'm gonna pick female. You're themost you're the most non white person on
this podcast. But you're considered whitebecause because I'm not fully because you're not.
You're the wrong off white color,right, Like you're not Latino,

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you're not Filipino, You're not youknow what I'm saying, Like like like
nuh, you could pass as white. And it's all it is. And
it's it's not about racial solidarity.It's about how others perceive you. And
these people get caught. So manypeople get so caught up and how others
perceive them that they lose themselves.And it's just it's pretty pathetic. But
I mean you look around and yousee it almost every day now, people

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looking for the most bullshit arbitrary reasonsto to to be part of a group.
Fucking Elizabeth Warren, right, yeah, exactly exactly one fourth Cherokee ass
or whatever she is. It's nonsense, dude, absolute horseshit. No,
yeah, you know who used todo that. Kids. But I'm one
fifty eighth chipw Indian. You're fuckingseven, Shut up. I'm one tense

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Mecha Ho tribe. Yeah yeah,like what was the one in scrubs?
I didn't know you were part NativeAmerican? Must be part of the Wait
and See tribe. No, yeah, try all right? So I mean,
like, okay, that Jews crawlingout of sewers in New York City
tunnels under the fucking city. Sure, that sounds like something out of a
Twilight Zone episode, Like it justdoesn't even like where do we even go

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with this? I mean hopefully willend up knowing more? I'm just fucking
what could that be? That's Ican't get pasted up smoking? What is
that? I kind of wonder ifit's just a situation that the answer is
so right there in our face andit's so fucking boring that nobody will think

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of it, which is just it'sprobably a bunch of married Jewish guys who
just want to have a place tohang out and not be around their wife
and kids. Had to make atunnel, ye be Jewish like that,
and no one will accept that.No one will accept that as the reason,
even if it's fucking proven by onone hundred percent shadow of a doubt.
Nope, can't be that. Ithas to be something else, has

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to be something more nefarious. What'sthe first meeting? This is just how
far metal go to get away fromyou bitches. That's just all it is.
Sorry, what was the first meetingtoo? Listen, you we all
know how our wives are. We'regonna have to go underground if we wanted
this to be any successful. Everyonego to home depot. Here's your list.
This is what you get. Youknow, we're gonna meet back here
every fucking Monday until our fucking ultimateman cave is built, and then we're

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gonna fight every week. And everyonedressed like you're going to temple when you
come to fight. That's what Idon't get. Yeah, they're dressed up
in the uniform. Oh the dressedup like a stereotype. Absolutely so yeah,
good times, good times. Right, So what we're what was the

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other We had a couple other things. What was Oh, well this isn't
on the fucking agenda. But Ibecause of what we just talked about,
I feel like it's a pretty good, you know transition. Here. Have
you guys seen this fucking Cat Williamsinterview with Shannon Sharp. I've heard about

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it. Bro flat out says Puffywants is gay and was like offering like
money in front of people to KatWilliams to either fuck him or suck his
dick and Cat Williams, like Ihad to tell Puffy no in front of
people multiple times, and that surprisesme. About Kat Williams. I love

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Kat Williams, I do too,But if you told me Cat Williams like
to suck at Dick, I wouldn'tbe surprised. No, not even a
little. Like I get it,Like he's very easy, he's small and
effeminate. I'm just saying I thinkit's it. It's that pimp thing I
met like when you, when you, when he when he was doing like
in Friday After Next, when hewas doing his pimp thing. Every time
I see pimps like that, Ijust see. I'm like, dude,

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you're half in drag as is sinceyeah, with them long ass nails and
ship. Now I'm just like,bro, you you half a friends right
now? So I don't I neverunderstood how come the dude who looks most
like a bitch is the most manlydude in the room. Why? Black
culture? I mean, it ain'teven it ain't even just limited to black

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culture, because we can look ata whole lot of music. In the
eighties, I had a bunch ofwhite people dressing up like bitches, and
it was like why, Like,seriously, we're not even talking about like
the New York Dollars where that wastheir fucking stick. We're talking about poison
on the cover of their first album. Almost every dude I knew back in
the eighties was like, yo,I fucked that one, And I'm like,

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Yo, there's a gossip dude,Yeah no that that album came out
When I was like seven, Iwas like, why are those guys wearing
makeup? Like I knew what wasgoing on. I'm just saying the eighties
brought out the real fucking in thecloset down low folks. Man. I
know some dudes were like, hey, you've seen the new bitch in Shellmo.
She finding them up. Nicky Freeis not a girl, man.

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Oh, I hope all three ofour listeners might have one or two new
ones just for tonight, and ifthey are, you know who you guys
are high yep, No, buthave you been? But I hope our
three listeners get the joke, becauseyeah, we're definitely fucking but Rich in
some deep cuts on the quotes tonight. You've definitely brought that. Have you

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been following any of this stuff that'sbeen coming out about did he it's all
types of crazy. Man, Like, I don't know what to believe anymore.
I mean, like, none ofit sounds implausible quite honestly, with
all the stuff that swirled around himfor I mean shit, everyone like that's
it's ancient history now, but wewere, we were inspects together. Remember

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that ship with him and j Loand the gun and all that shit.
Oh yeah, Shine went to prisonfor that for like a lot of years.
Homeboy lost his fucking career and agood chunk of his life over that
ship. Got one song and init he's talking about bad boy, bad
boy, gangster, gangster ship.Then the shit happens and it's like,
yeah, guess what you're taking theblame for this one. I'm puffy,
I can't go to jail. Butno, not only that, but you

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remember his fucking man servant Farnsworth.Yeah, apparently it's something I don't know.
I guess I wouldn't hanging out withenough black people back in around that
period of time, because it's somethingthat most people actually like in the black
community. You're like, oh,yeah, they were fucking everybody know did
he done been gay? And I'mlike, what, Like, yeah,

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you didn't know that no, Imean I would have believed asexual over gay.
But you know, I mean,but that's another guy. Wouldn't surprising?
Hey did he like sucking dick?I could see it, Like he's
not the most masculine man. Helooks like he's probably a small dude in
real life. And he yeah,he's just he's a fucking Dancern't he Isn't
that how we got famous? Ihave no, I don't know. I

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give a backup dancer and hip hopvideos. He is Campapy was a dancer.
Well see, And then there's likethe other shit that he's saying,
like, uh, I watched avideo of this where people went back and

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they went and they dug up clipsto back up what he was saying about,
like Cedric the Entertainer stealing jokes andshit like that. It's like to
me, like, that's the biggestsin in comedy, is openly stealing from
another comedian and just unabashedly fucking carryingit like that, Like that ruined Carlos

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mean see his career and Cedric theEntertainer and Steve Harvey like apparently they hated
Bernie Mack And I'm like, well, I mean, no, offense to
those two, But Bernie Mack wasa way better fucking comedian than those two
put together. So but I mean, like I watched the videos Cedric the
Entertainer there, he is literally,like almost word for word, ripping off

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other bits that were on this videothat that other comedians had done years prior
to him doing it, and hehad ample opportunity to see it. This
isn't I don't think this is acase. In some cases, I think
there could be unconscious plagiarism. Likeanybody who's ever wrote music, you'll you'll,
you'll start writing somebody, you go, well that sounds guys. Fuck,
wait a minute, motherfucker. Thatain't nothing but this god damn it.

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Yeah fuck you know, Like soI that does happen, but man,
not for a whole career, youknow what I'm saying, Like that's
someone's stealing shit. And the SteveHarvey stuff was basically just like what Steve
Harvey wears a hair piece. Okay, Like don't get me wrong, I
get it, Kat Williams, he'sfunny, blah blah blah blah blah and
shit like that. But like theDiddy stuff, the joke stealing stuff,

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that's the real shit that I'm like, oh okay, Like the rest of
it is just like yeah, okay, so Steve Harvey ripped off. Well,
no, no, he that's theother thing he did. He said,
uh, you remember the show HangingOn with Mister Cooper Chris Mark Curry.
Okay. I never watched either SteveHarvey Show or Hang On Mister Cooper,
but I'm aware of both shows.But even in that video that I

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was watching, they were like,this is the hang On mister Cooper.
This is Steve Harvey's show. AndI mean like he yeah, what Kat
Williams said is true. It's likehe took everything from that Hanging with Mister
Cooper and just see Steve Harvey justlifted his career from Mark Curry exactly.
I remember that. I'm just saying, yeah, it tells you I watched

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it. It was him and HollyRobinson and Vogue did the theme song.
Oh god, but I mean itwas it was right. I mean that
was right in when I was thatage, like right when my my family
watched TV on Friday nights. Itwas one of the things they dumped on
us through those years. I rememberMark Curry from his stand up. By
the time Hanging mister Cooper come out, I knew him as a stand up

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comedian. I didn't care to watchthe show, so but excuse me,
no, uh so, yeah,that supposedly that fucking interview got something like
it's over thirty two million views infour days. It's quite a lot.
I mean, that's that's got tobe up there with like, you know,
the best show Rogan episode fucking numbers, right, yeah, CNN or
fuck that, any TV channel wishesthirty two million. That's super Bowl numbers

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at this point. Yeah, juststart bringing that up. But with that
that Puffy thing, do you knowanything about that uh that Chicago prosecutor or
what was I think her name wasKim Worthy or or wait that might be
a Detroit him Worthy. Yeah.No, there was a there was somebody
in Chicago who used to be likein his crew or whatever, and then

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was writing a book about him orsomething and uh, mysteriously just died of
pneumonia while this book was being writtenand it never got finished. And I
guess the word around the campfire is, oh, yeah, Puffy had this
bitch killed because she was gonna sayshe was going to say everything. Oh
I think her name is it's notworthy, but her name is kim Let
me let me look this up.And yeah, by the way, I'm

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showing my age. I'm calling himPuffy, but I'll call him Puffy around
people under thirty. They're like,who the fuck are you talking about?
And I say Diddy. They're like, oh, he's had different names,
p Diddy. Apparently it's not anymore. We first he was it's Kim Porter.
Okay. First he was Puff Daddy, then he was Sean Puffy Combs,

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then he was p Diddy, andit's dude. Okay. You got
like fifteen fucking names. Okay,we'll just call you one of them and
just answer to it, all right, this he's always puffy to me.
Fuck uh. Let me here.It's from the South China Morning Post.
But whatever. I'll send it toyou guys because it gets into the whole

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what's up with Puffy and all thecrazy shit with this dead ex girlfriend of
his. Here you go. She'san ex girlfriend. She was writing to
tell all book she mysteriously died.Well it came up eighteen, age of
forty seven from low bar pneumonia.There's a whole bunch of fishy shit with
the medical examiners, like the exammeant are our coroners switched during the investigation

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of this. Uh. And thewhole reason that came to light again is
because Puffy on social media like wishtheir happy heavenly birthday or fucking whatever,
and they're saying like it's just openlyflawning, like yeah, I fucking killed
her. Okay here, all right, Comb's from the article you said.
Combs has been accused of sexual assaultfour separate lawsuits over the last few weeks.

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The first was filed in November byComb's ex partner, Cassie, who
allegedly he raped and sex trafficked duringan abusive ten year relationship. Okay,
I gotta ask this, what issex traffic because it seems like this is
the new fucking thing that they're justthrowing out there, and it just means
basically women in peril. It's justthe catch. It's the new catch,

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all right. And sex traffic canmeet used to mean to me like someone's
getting sold against their will, beingfucked against their will. We now apparently
it means someone posted a picture ofyou with your with your ex girlfriend and
your ex girlfriend doesn't like it,so you sex traffickedor ac According to the
Oxford Dictionary, the action or practiceof illegally transporting people from one country or

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area to another for the purpose ofsexual exploitation. Boom. Either way,
she took she fouled a lawsuit andtook a big check a day later.
So I mean, you can insinuatewhat you want from that on either side.
That was like a thing for aminute, I remember that. But
kim Porter had a long time,bumpy relationship with Puffy until two thousand and

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seven. We went over to death. She's got three of his kids.
She had three of his kids,uh, he said. A few days
before she died, she said shehad the flu and wasn't feeling well,
so she sent the kids to hishouse. One night. I was checking
on her and she was like,Puffy, take care of my babies.
She actually said that to me beforeshe died, right there, right,

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Like we learned that from COVID.Like when anybody's quoted, it's generally bullshit,
especially if it's something right before theydied. Like my dad said something
before he died. I can't tellyou exactly what it was, I can
tell you what it was about It'sabout getting the fucking snowblow or fixed for
my mom that winter. But Icouldn't tell you exactly what it was.
I could fucking remember, but yeah, like really like especially like the mother

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your children's about whatever. Anyway,when Cones got the news, he said,
there was screaming and crying. Andnow this goes into all of his
sexual assaults alleged allegedly. I shouldsay that for legal purposes. Here we

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go. What are the conspiracy theoriesaround Kim Porter's death? And this is
from the South China News, Sothis is I'm reading their article. Although
the Los Angeles County Department of MedicalExaminer corner Reporter's cause of death lamonia,
some fans have taken the platforms likeReddit to hypothesize conspiracy theories around her passing.

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Just read more. Now I can'tread more because the article just stops
or it's just terrible article. Itdoesn't even okay, it just goes on
to say that they were feuding again. Okay, see I can click at
the bottom. By the way,he did turn off his comments when he

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did his social media post wishing herhappy birthday. Suspicious. Here's this one
former bad Boy artist claims Diddy wiretapkim Porter's phone and busted her nose.
This is from Black Enterprise from Decemberthird. You know it's from my bookmarks.

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Oh I wrot Okay, here wego Google Mark Curry, Diddy and
Kim Porter. Ironically Rich not theMark Curry that we just brought up.
Rapper Mark Curry. Former bad Boyartists claimed Sean Diddy Combs has a history
of abusing women. Did Mark Curryalleges that Puffy busted her nose he wiretapped

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her phone. Purry claims Puffy wouldhost parties where he'd provide separate bottles of
alcohol for his female guests, andthat women were instructed to drink from the
bottles that were infused with the substancethat made them quote real slippery unquote fifty
cent making a documentary about Puffy?What Kamora Simpson kamor Alie Simmons thinks her

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house fire was somehow connected to Puffy? Is this your first time dipping your
toe into the black culture and theirfucking conspiracy theories? Because if it is,
bro, we ain't got enough time. I'm just gonna have to fucking
You're gonna have to revisit this onyour own, dude, because we're gonna
be here all goddamn day and nightfor the next five fucking months, because
that's how this ship is. Fairenough. But when I lived in the

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hood, this started a fucking fourhour argument slash debate slash conversation did we
land on the moon? Everybody inthe hood had to come down to my
porch and have their fucking say aboutit. And I'm just like, all
right, so I and boy,I learned that they think a lot of
crazy shit, bro, and it'sjust like, you know, oh yeah,
like probably have to people black people, you know, believe this.

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I'm like, okay, fair enough. I was just I was just trying
to find the one that got intoall the minutia of Essentially, it looks
like Puffy took this chick out likeshe was writing a book. Some shit
was gonna come out like that.There was there was some ship would like
I guess I've said it all already. There's some ship where the initial medical

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examiner said one thing and uh,it was contradictory to what Puffy, And
then a new one came in andsaid no, as pneumonia, just like
they said, like but I wantto I want to find it all to
substantiate it. But like in thelast month or so, a lot of
crazy shit has come out about Puffy. Well. People don't realize, accually,
younger people that he went through amajor image overhaul around the time with

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the gun incident and the Jennifer Lopezshit. And before that, he was
more happy to be rubbing elbows andbe thought of as the you know,
with with with people who used tobe in the game however you want to
put it. And he and hewas more unhappy to be thought of as
the East Coast shuk Knight. Wellonce that nightclub and gun incident happened,
Nope, he wanted to be youknow, your uncle Puffy, your uncle

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Diddy. Yeah. Now now I'mhosting an MTV show. Yeah now I'm
in. Now I'm in. Gethim to the Greek and I'm talking about
Stroke, the furry wall and shit, and this what pussy looked like in
the seventies and everybody hah ha ha, right laugh, you know, and
it's like like I get it,I understand it. But let's be honest
here. If you come from acertain type of background, that's how you're
just going to view the world andyou can do all the image makeover you

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want. It's just a it's justa new code of paint on the same
shitty house. That's it. SoI'm just saying, like my experience,
once the die is cast, ittakes a damn near a miracle for a
person to have a real fucking change. And I don't I don't put any
of this past him. I mean, let's be honest, I how many

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fucking decades is he milked Notorious BIG'smemory. We're going on two and a
half. I mean he ain't abovethat, no, I mean he cashed
in immediately. So Biggie was shotin what Biggie was shot what junior year,
ninety ninety seven. Yeah, Imean that's right. I'm just trying

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to think. But like Biggie wasshot in like fall, and then like
by spring, that song was everythat summer, that song was everywhere,
Like he cashed in like right away, or maybe Bigger was shot it was
everyone in the fall, but getmy drift, like three months later it
was everywhere. Like that doesn't getyou know, that doesn't seem like somebody

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who like was really grieving. Well, I'm just gonna say Eric Clapton's son
falls out of a fucking window.And two years later he he's hired to
do the soundtrack for a movie calledRush about Undercolored, Undercovered Narcs in the
seventies, down South and shit,and he writes tears in Heaven, not
even really fucking thinking it's gonna it'she done soundtracks for Martin Scorsese movies at

(30:30):
that point, you know what I'msaying, Like like he probably just wrote
it. It was like, okay, whatever, and it came out and
was like, oh, cashing inon his dead son. Look at this
shit. It's like, I don'tremember anyone saying shit about Puffy And you
are absolutely right, dude. Thatwas less than one calendar year before that
shit was MTV Video Awards all thatshit. Yeah. Yeah, So like

(30:51):
I remember even thinking, like,you know, back when I thought I
was an arty, farty musician,like man, like I get it wrapped
a different kind of music. Butthat was kind of quick. All right,
So are we done with the Puffyconspiracy portion of the show tonight?
Yeah? Until next week? Yeah? All right. Thank you for visiting

(31:11):
Christopher media dot net. Thank youfor visiting Christopher media dot net did we
have in the way of Biden.I think that was our one story that
was sent to the chat this week, right, Oh, just because you
know, the second Day of Infamyhappened here over the weekend. What are

(31:37):
we on the what would have itbeen the third anniversary? Third anniversary of
January sixth? No, it's justwhat did he say in the speech.
In the speech he remember, rightlike, we're all in agreement on that
day. I think we've all talkedabout this enough. We're all in agreement
on that actual day. One persondied, right from actual things that happened,

(32:01):
one per Ashley Babbitt, Right,yes, yeah, Well Biden in
this beach is claiming nine people died. He's including the police suicides in that
count, by the way, andthen he goes on to rail about Trump
rewriting history. It's like, you'rejust lying, You're not just doing it
right in front of our face.Well, if they say it enough,

(32:22):
it becomes true. Well, Imean, like like when Mitch McConnell did
the same thing, uh with thefucking Supreme Court shit, It's like,
are you gonna sit here and saythe reverse of the shit you were saying?
Four years ago and not even actlike you didn't say it. I
mean, if you want to,well, it was a national story but
also kind of local. Uh.Jim Harbaugh on Monday Night talking about they

(32:44):
wanted to say it was tainted,but we showed him. It's like,
really, come on, you justsaid that on TV, all right,
but yeah, that might be treadinginto a different area. But like it's
like, dude, you just likeyou just did the thing. You're railing
against the other guy. I don'teven know, Like why am I even
shocked? Is it just because Ihave human brain? Because this is just

(33:06):
ship we see all the time now, and my human brain still goes,
that's ill. It's just because ofhow I'm wire goes that's irrational, that's
not logical. And I go,I know, yeah, maybe I'm maybe
I'm connecting dots I shouldn't, butI'm just I don't. This isn't even
just a political thing. This isjust a this is just a society thing.
At this point, I think peopleare getting very confused about what the

(33:30):
reality of their life is versus whatthe reality they present to people. Yeah,
online and I don't know, y'allare both familiar with the Mandela effect.
Right, So I heard a conspiracytheory. I know, I know,

(33:51):
crazy. I somehow ended up onthat side of personally shocked. I
heard a conspiracy theory though, thatmaybe the Mandela effect is just a bunch
of like small truths or small nottruths that are tiny little edits in history,

(34:15):
like the Fruit of the loom cornucopia. Have y'all heard that one?
Apparently the fruit of the Loom logonever had a cornucopia. Wait a minute,
I don't really recall when I worethe looms, I recalled just four
fruits. See, I always rememberthe cornucopia. I didn't know what a
cornucopia was called until the Mandela effected. Just for the I don't know,

(34:36):
they both look like I've seen thembefore. So this person, no,
I see it. I see itnow. The old okay, the old
fruit of the loom. Yeah,it has some of the same coloring as
the one with the cornucopia on there, And so I think that that is

(34:58):
what are those like when your mindfills in it's a ship for you,
Yes, I do. But Ialso note that like Fruit of the Loom
came out and said that there wasnone, there was none there was none,
and people have been going through andpulling out their old Fruit of the
Loom closed and posting pictures of themand be like, explain this then,
because there's no knockoff fruit of theLoom. This isn't Gucci like, no

(35:20):
one, No one's trying to geta fake fruit of the loom. Wasn't
the new uh? Isn't it's pickingon your generation, Jess? But isn't
the new millennial name for the Mandelaeffect wish casting? Ah, that must
be younger than me. I've neverheard that. Just saying shit that you
wished happen, and you say itso much that it eventually becomes people think

(35:42):
it was true. Well see,that's that's the whole thing with the Mandela
effect, is the conspiracy behind it. Was like there's all these little things
that they're trying, like like they'reexperimenting on us, or that we are
being I don't know who they is, and I hate when people say that,
but like we are being experimented onby some one or something to see
how far they can switch reality infront of us and tell us no,

(36:07):
it was never like that, Andlike I kind of feel like that's what's
happening on some level with the Januarysixth stuff, because it's just said over
and over and over and over andover, and like, I obviously know
that nine to eleven was much worsethan January sixth, but like there's whenever

(36:27):
you think about January sixth, wheneverit crosses my mind, it's categorized in
some way, and I have tolike consciously pull it out of that category
of like, oh, that wasa really bad day. No no,
no, no, no, that'sthis is all. It wasn't fun,
but this, let's get it awayfrom the categories of like, yeah,

(36:47):
then maybe I'm fucked up because I'venever or maybe I don't paid attention in
history class. My brain has never. It doesn't. It belongs nowhere near
any of those dates. It's mentionedby no why what marks? But what
marks all those dates is the masscasualties, the massive loss of human life.

(37:13):
One doesn't cut it in my book. I'm sorry, and you can
try to trump it up. Fine, let's I'll give you the nine.
Don't come sorry, like this wasnot a mass casualty event. You cannot
you cannot classify it with December seventhand nine to eleven and whatever other fucking
dates or vice president word salad throughin there. Like I said, I

(37:36):
pull it away from it every time, but like immediately, that's where my
brain just puts it there because it'sbeen said over and over and over and
over and over and over and over. I think you know what I think
is gonna come when this finally comesto the Supreme Court, if any of
the like, it's all gonna comedown to the phrase fight like hell.
That's what I think it's gonna comedown to. And if you can derive

(37:58):
anything else from fight like Hell otherthan organize and go violently stop this event,
then it's done. It's over.If you can if you can take
anything away from fight like Hell otherthan one meaning it's done, stop wasting
everybody's time, because that is suchan ambig I mean, and again that
is what the Trump is good atdoing, stepping up to the line like

(38:22):
it is so ambiguous, Like there'sno direct order in there, there's no
call to violence like fight like you'retelling me someone who's had cancer has been
never been told to fight like hell. And do we all forget summer Love
two point zero? Yeah? Andall the democratic fucking politicians that decided that
it's just time to tell people toget in the streets and commit access of

(38:45):
civil disobedience. Maxine Waters, violenceis the language of the unheard. That
is a direct quote. I ain'tmaking shit up there. That to me
sounds more incendiary than fight, Like, hell yeah, but what do I
Yep, it's uh, it's justit's the whole thing. It's they're they're
trying to make sure the history.In my opinion, they're trying to make

(39:08):
sure the history is written the waythat they want it, because not nine
people did not die there. Noone person died, was it? One
guy at a heart attack? Andthen a bunch of cops killed themselves allegedly
over this. I'm not saying theyallegedly killed themselves. They allegedly killed themselves

(39:29):
over this, yep. And thatthat is just Those are the facts,
and that can be found by anybody. But no one spends the time looking
at this step. So we're notnine dead bodies laying there on the fucking
steps of the Capitol after and inthe afternoon of January the sixth, they're
just there. There weren't And it'sintellectually dishonest if you say there were mm

(39:50):
hm. And I'm sure, I'mguarantee you will get some kind of misinformation
notice from one of the places thispodcast is on because of this conversation.
I fucking guarantee you're not allowed totalk about it? How dare you?
How dare we? Well? Speakingof shit, you're not allowed to talk
about it? Kind of could seguenicely into uh, have you guys been

(40:12):
following Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers?The last I heard was Jimmy Kimmel's response
to Aaron Rodgers. I haven't heardanything else from there. Well, let's
start there, like you heard hisresponse, right, Yes, he essentially
went on this long rant and threatenedaction in court. And if you watch

(40:34):
the the Aaron Rodgers clip, hewasn't. It's it's kind of what I
was saying last week. He wasn'tinsinuating Kimmel was on the list. He
was Actually they were joking around becauseif you go back, Jimmy Kimmel has
been picking on him for four years, uh since during COVID uh and and

(40:55):
all the stuff that you know Aaronwas was doing regarding you know, being
really you know, tight lip regardinghis immunization status. And all that stuff.
So, you know, basically,Aaron Rodgers thinks Jimmy Kimmel is one
of these people. Is pretty muchthat thinks like this list doesn't exist,

(41:16):
you know, And what he wasinsinuating is when this list comes out,
like, Jimmy Kimmel isn't going tobe happy because something that he's been saying
doesn't exist is going to show thatit you know, that it exists.
That's what he's insinuating. Well,yeah, Jimmy Kimmel's response, I was
just after I read it, I'mjust like, first of all, aren't

(41:37):
you a comedian? Second of all, why are you being so buttered about
this? Like that's it seems likeit seemed really thin skinned to me for
somebody whose job it is to lobgrenades for a living, you figure,
every once in a while, oneof those grenades gets lobbed back at you.

(41:58):
And there is plenty of video footageof Jimmy Kimmel picking on this guy
for the last four years and theother night tease off on him podcasts they
listen to timed at for seven minutes. Basically, I mean, no,
he's a comedian basically insulting him,so all this started because Aaron Rodgers made

(42:19):
a comment about Jimmy Kimmel is stillhaving a condom on his dick? What
was it? What's that fucking showon ESPN Pat mccaffee's Pat McAfee Show,
Pat mcaveee, Thank you. Ohis this really where this all started from?
That's what I heard, and Iwas like, wow, that's kind
of out of left field. Butif there's been a fucking four year long
back and forth between Aaron Rodgers andJimmy Kimmel, with Jimmy Kimmel fucking taking

(42:40):
shots at him via his late nightshow, Jimmy kim that makes total sense
for him to take another fucking totake a shot like that at Jimmy Kimmel,
and Jimmy Kimmel's doing what shitty peopledo when they get caught, when
they're fucking lobbing fucking insults and they'regoing, oh, they're just jokes.
But then you say something that theydon't like and oh, shut it down.

(43:02):
Oh I'll take you to court,dude, really really like come on,
yeah, man, and like andif you actually watched the clip,
Aaron Rodgers is definitely saying it ina joking manner, He is not talking
about like, Oh, it's gonnabe some shit Jimmy Kimmel's going to be
on his list. No, he'sthey're joking around, and he says it

(43:22):
in a joke. He says it. He's like a half laughing when he
says it, right right, justthrowing his little jab out there. Yes,
it's a guy giving another guy someshit. And like, let's Jimmy
Kimmel like this from a respect meanthis guy in the last ten years.
For me, from like one hundredto zero, what what was Kimmel saying

(43:44):
about Aaron Rodgers vaccine status? Itpretty much tells him that he uh picking
on Essentially, I'm paraphrasing him,but what does the big dumb jock know
about medicine? And I would arguethe same thing as the fat, pudgy,
middle aged Conadian. Yeah, forfirst of all, that's my first
answer, what do you know?You're a fucking guy who makes fart jokes

(44:07):
for a living, Like, whatare your credentials? But also I'm gonna
go to bet that the guy who'sbeen a professional athlete and who's been playing
a sport for fucking three and ahalf decades might know a little bit more
about medical science and the human bodythan you, maybe, even though he's

(44:27):
not credential, just putting that outthere. He's been surrounded by some of
the finest medical professionals in the fuckingworld for what since two thousand and five,
So he's only been getting their adviceon things like the human body for
you know what nineteen years. Butwhat the fuck does he know? Okay,

(44:47):
I didn't. I only heard aboutit just in the Aaron Rodgers saying
that he hoped that or you know, the Lizz came out or there's a
a lot of people that would hopethe list wouldn't come out, including Jimmy
Kimmel. And then I heard JimmyKimmel's response to it. I didn't realize
that they have been poking at eachother as long as they have been poking

(45:09):
at each other. Yeah, andthen and then this week Rogers came out
and essentially gave us sorry, notsorry, apology. And then now he's
done on the show for the season. Okay, Yeah, mccaffee pretty much
came out today and said he's donefor the season. He won't be back,
which it's like the regular season's over. Anyways, you got your playoff

(45:31):
week out of him, Like you'reonly really losing three weeks anyway, But
did that was mild because the othernight Jimmy Kimmel starts teeing off on Aaron
Rodgers. He's like, oh,you talks about his semester at community college
and his three semesters at cal Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel went to Arizona State.

(45:54):
Yeah, and then did fart jokeson the radio for the next fucking ten
years till he was a to dofart jokes on TV. Jimmy Kimmel really
thinks highly of himself. I usedto really like him, and in the
last decade, it's like, youknow why, because he's in the fucking
cool kids club now. And onceyou get in that cool kids club in
Hollywood, oh, you can't fuckingah, you can't get the same thing

(46:16):
happened with Howard Stern. Man,Yep, exactly. Howard Stern is now
kissing the asses of people that youcan go back and find him. You
can find video and audio of himtalking shit about these people and now he
is kissing their ass. Once youget in that cool kids club, man,

(46:37):
it's it's it's like high school neverends. It ain't that to god
damn fucking truth, Jesus Christ.I got some life, recent life experience
and backs that right. It's somepeople never get out of that headspace,
man. Yeah, And I wasnever in that that high school headspace where
I only hung with my click.I was the the dude who traveled between

(47:01):
the tribes. Is they put itin SLC punk right. I hung out
with metal heads, with punk rockers, with fucking nerds because I played music,
I played video games, I playedsports, I played role playing games.
I was, you know, shouldhave that chick reading the list of

(47:22):
all the kids who like ferrist View. But I mean, I'm just saying
like I was. I never hadthat attitude, like like all the cool
kids were either I had nothing butcontempt for or they dropped that bullshit when
I was around, and it wasn'tlike that between me and I knew kids
like that. I was one ofthose kids. I was squarely in my

(47:43):
camp and I was fine with it. But no I knew. I definitely
I had I had friends like that. One of my best friends was like
that in middle school. He washe ironically still my friend today. Talk
to him every day. But hedid that, like he was able to
do that. There's there's just somepeople are able to do that. He's
not one of those people. ButI mean, but what I'm my point

(48:04):
is is that high school wasn't whathigh school was for most people for me
because I also went to like fivedifferent high schools in two different states.
So you know, come on now, I mean, that's that's right.
There sets me apart from most people. And then I'm having a vastly different
high school experience than most people inthis in this country. And but I
mean, like the mentality that it'sstill that way, it's the outgrow it's

(48:30):
pathetic to watch fucking adults create groupsjust to exclude other adults, right,
And then what award shows are?And that's why I've been saying for ten
years on this fucking network. Yeah, we talk about the fucking Grammys or
whatever oscars, but honestly, Ithink it's dumb at fuck giving away awards

(48:51):
for fucking art. What I considergreat another person considers trash. How can
we agree on what is objectively thebest the technical side of film based or
music making. Yes, there isthere are clear cut, better sounding,
better looking techniques you could use andshit like that. But ultimately, who's
to say the four chords that thePearl Jam put together is better than the

(49:13):
four chords that Billie Eilish put together, right? I mean, and let's
just call it what it is toowrite. Whatever they all are, it's
just an industry sucking its own dickfor a night. It's like, it's
like middling bureaucracy creating problems to justifyand rationalize their own existence because they have
no fucking rationalization or justification for theirexistence. It's really what it's. Look

(49:34):
how special we are. We're specialbecause we say we are. We're special
because we're gonna take pictures of ourselves, make people walk down his red carpet.
We're gonna make a big deal aboutit. And most people just go,
oh yeah, look at all thesespecial people doing all these special things.
And just like the song says whenthe smoking cameras disappeared, they're just
people like you and me. Thisis the real world. I'll tell you.
The last few years, it's mademe like Aaron Rodgers even more.

(49:58):
I mean, and being a youknow, he's a division rival, so
it hurts to say, but Imean, he is in a position of
notoriety where definitely going against you know, the cool crowd could get you in
some shit. And he's done it, and he is like, you know,
he's drank his eyahuasca and put hisMingo middle fingers up the whole time

(50:21):
and been like fuck off. LikeI liked how during COVID he was asking
questions. Yes, I like that. I heard I heard something probably about
four or five months ago, andit's just it's one of those sayings that
I'd never really heard before, butI'm sure it's been been out there,
but it's the whole anytime someone triesto discourage you from asking questions to clarify

(50:45):
a situation, you can be prettysure they're trying to fuck you over.
And I don't know of any teacherthat I ever had that was worth a
fuck. I don't know of anyinstructor I ever had that was worth a
fuck who would try to muddy thewaters and make a complicated situation even more

(51:05):
complicated with just being ambiguous. Anddo you know the mark of a good
leader, Well, one of themarks of a good doesn't matter in any
any industry, any walk of life. And this will be the last thing
out of their mouth after they giveyou an instruction, do you have any
questions? So, yeah, thatI know exactly what you're saying, Rich,

(51:30):
And it's always it's always the peopletrying to discourage questions that are the
ones who are the most destructive tothe overall fucking goali you're trying to accomplish.
And I mean, this is anythis could be a job, this
could be politics. I remember fouryears ago very well, very well.
I remember at people asking what Ithought were but now innocent questions and being

(51:52):
shouted down and told to shut thefuck up. You're killing grandma. We
had a co host who wanted towithhold money from people as far as their
tax returns or any type of fuckinggovernment whatever that you hand out we were
all getting until they got fully vaccinated. It might have been me. I
might have been on that train fora second. So, I mean,
like Jimmy Kimmel was and his wholelittle uh, how to the hospitals are

(52:15):
filling up, and how do wewe may have to start making the hard
decision about who to treat and whonot to treat. And he's like,
I don't think it's that hard.Seems pretty easy to me vaccinated having a
heart attack. Jimmy and Howard Sternboth had that opinion is, yeah,
if you're vaccinated, you shouldn't geta bed. That is so fucked up,

(52:36):
right, That's that's the that's thethat's that's the party of the people.
Everybody that I don't I don't knowif I've gone on this rant on
here. I've gone on this ranta lot, so it's a little blurred.
But if you go back and youwatch like the compilation videos of all
the ship that was said to unvaccinatedpeople during that time, like mid to

(53:00):
end twenty twenty one, holy shit, it's like something out of a dystopian
movie. The President saying, ourpatients is running thin. People saying fuck
your freedom, like, our patientsis running thin. Don't forget don't forget
you people that was in the Yeah, yeah, our patients is running thin

(53:20):
with you people. It's incredible,It is incredible, and it blows my
mind and people. I mean,I think that might be part of the
reason that I'm more of the campthat I don't know that we're gonna see
any sort of large uprisings if anythinghappens, because that was twenty percent of

(53:44):
the United States that these people weretalking to, you know, and they
were being told fuck you. Theywere being told I don't fucking care about
your freedom. They were being tolddo this or you're gonna be You don't
deserve a hospital bed if you're restin peace, wheezy. They were being
told our patients is running thin,and they just got more quiet. There

(54:07):
were some people who tried to beloud about it, but it wasn't twenty
percent of people. I don't know. This is the same country though,
that's willing to discount. If youbelieve the numbers of the last election.
There you go, there you go, everybody. I now have one foot
in that camp. Thanks for recentevents that are willing to just tell seventy
four million people, hey, fuckyou, you're a piece of shit,

(54:29):
which, by the way, thatgoes on both sides, by the way,
So I mean, that'll be fun. And I brought it up last
week. If if seventy four millionof those people are told, hey,
who you want to vote for?Nah, we don't want. I think
that will stir some shit. Weknow, we tell you your vote counts.
But here's the thing, turns out, not really If that happens,

(54:54):
like look out, because you remember, according to the numbers, we were
told record turnout in the last election, right, one hundred and fifty million
people voted, ye, and you'regonna tell half of them they can't vote
for who they want to vote for. I phone with that. Remember they
got all the guns. I mean, we'll see, but it it anyway

(55:15):
back to the whole just the vaccineshit and the way that the way that
people who chose to not be vaccinatedwere talked to was just it was just
insane to me. And I probablysaid some shit too back at the beginning
when we didn't know anything and wewere all scared. Trust I'll cop to
probably seeing some of it. Buthere's the thing, plenty of examples for

(55:37):
all three of us over the courseof this show, and whatever iteration it
has been in our opinions tend toevolve when we gain more information. It's
crazy, right, okay, Butlike here is Jimmy Kimmel demanding that Aaron
Rodgers apologize, right, where's hisapology? And you know what pisses me?

(56:00):
All these none of these apologies arereal and they know it. They
know they're demanding fake apologies. It'sall posturing and grandstanding. That's all it
is. None of these people haveany backbone or fucking honor in these fucking
industries. Like seriously, even fuckingeven Aaron Rodgers is gonna hand this off

(56:22):
to somebody he pays to write somebullshit, did you hear? I feel
maybe Bill Burr maybe wrote a partof it, because it was like a
sorry, not sorry, like I'mparaphrasing Aaron Rodgers. But part of it
is like, if you think Iwould be dumb enough to actually say that
publicly, you're dumb. Like ifyou think that I would, like,

(56:43):
if you think that I would sinuatepublicly that you're a pedophile, you're fucking
idiot. Again, I'm paraphrasing AaronRodgers, but that was that was part
of that was the tone of partof his apology. I mean, I
get it, but still I'm justsaying, like it's just bullshit posturing,
Like seriously, like four years,you're lobbing fucking insults back and forth.

(57:07):
Now you're gonna fucking pull out though, Oh you've crossed the line. To
me. The other part is you'vebeen a comedian for like three decades,
You've never had no one's ever shotsome shit back at you like, I
don't know, but I guess too. I guess. I guess comedians can
be like that because it's I thinkwe've talked about it before. Jeff Ross,

(57:27):
I guess is notoriously thin skinned,like the guy who can just go
and just roast an entire room forlike two hours, like you send one
back his way as it came.Man. Well, that's why I gotta
be me. That's what like ifyou go back and watch any of those
fucking or listen to any of thoseOpiu and Anthony episodes with you know,
back in the day, back intotwo thousands talking about the late nineties early

(57:51):
two thousands comedy scene in New York. Really the comedians who have dominated the
last twenty years were all the guyswho were this with each other. They
go to the comedy store, theygo downstairs, they sit at their fucking
comedian's table, and they would justrip each other apart. Oh, I've
heard those stories. You've heard themfrom the Patrise standpoint, and I've heard

(58:12):
him from the Bill Burr standpoint.Yeah, yeah, Oh, and Bill
Burr had one of the best linesever. He's like and We'd all be
sitting at the table talking shit.You'd be having a good night, you'd
be just getting some good ones off, and then all of a sudden,
you see that fat motherfucker coming downthe stairs. You'd be like, ah,
shit, daddy felt you know whatI'm saying, because like, if
you were wearing the wrong shirt,it was over with. It was over
with. He wasn't gonna let youget away with that shit. And it's

(58:35):
just like, yeah, I mean, that's ever steal. Steal is forged
by fire. Have you ever hearda story about when they got they caught
wind of he took a gig ona bus. It would famber that.
Yeah, it was supposed to belike to uh, he ended up not
doing the gig, but it didn'tmatter because they just they found Actually,
he said he took it so badin that room. Because of that,

(58:59):
he passed the gig off to somebodystee He gave the game to Steve Byrne.
But yeah, comedians these days,too many of them, they're not
tested like that. They're not putthrough fucking they're not put through basically comedy
boot camp to where you have tofucking sink or swim on your with your
own wits, and it shows becausewe have a bunch of toothless comedy that's

(59:22):
obsessing with where we're punching instead ofbeing funny. What I loved about Kimmel,
at least until twenty sixteen. It'scrazy what happened that year. He
like granted, he you know,he corporatified himself over the years, but
he always held to his his hisstick. He always had the same kind

(59:44):
of humor. You know. Peopletried to change him, and he always
I mean it was dick and fartjokes, but still, I mean,
he was he had his style andhe's stuck to it. And then all
of a sudden in like twenty likeI said, it's just be just the
way society's been blowing. Yeah,it's been yeah for ten years. It

(01:00:05):
has been just a crazy man shiftto the left for him. I mean,
and Colbert did it too. WhenColbert's show first came on the first
year, I watched it every fuckingnight. I loved it. And after
you know, and then once maybesix months into the election cycle, it
is like I cannot take this anymore. It is Donald Trump every night.

(01:00:29):
Are you gonna talk about comedy?Are you gonna be a comedian ever again?
Or is this now a politics show? Like even Adam Carolla his boy
Jimmy Kimmele's boy has said on hisshow, I remember when Jimmy used to
be a comedian. Good someone needsto say to shit because he ain't dude,
he ain't been funny it a longlong time. I actually think the

(01:00:52):
quote was I remember when Jimmy usedto tell jokes. Yeah, but it's
just correct my quote. I foundthe Biden quote from the speech. It
was We've impatient, but our patientsis wearing thin and your refusal has cost
us all. So please do theright thing. Don't take it for me.
Listen to the voices of the unvaccinatedAmericans who were lying in hospital beds
taking their final breaths, saying ifI had only gotten vaccinated, if only,

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And here's where I say, myfavorite thing to read online from anybody
who is even center left is that'snever happened ever in the history of ever,
because they just anything that they don'tlike. That's never happened ever.
You're making that up. That's bullshit. It's never happened, no matter how

(01:01:40):
much proof you have to the counterthey don't care. They just keep repeating
that mantra as if it's going tomake it reality for them. What was
the big quote in the summer oftwenty twenty that was in all the news
stories. I thought it was ahoax. That was a lot of people's
last words. Yep, No,it wasn't. Nope, that's all just

(01:02:07):
a bunch of bullshit. Wow,these are the same people that would show
you a picture of somebody three hundredpounds. This perfectly healthy person died of
COVID, perfectly healthy. So beforeCOVID, their doctor would call them perfectly
healthy. I'm telling that's the that'sthe shit that blew my mind. That's
where I was like, Okay,I'm off the fucking I'm off the train.

(01:02:27):
I can't. I can't with thisshit, Like you're just gonna look
me dead in the face and tellme I'm three hundred plus fucking pounds.
At that point, I know whatthe fuck my health condition is. You're
telling me someone older than me,heavier than me, more wear and tear
in their body, you're perfectly healthy. Get the fuck out of here,
and fine, get the fuck outof here, and for all the syntax
warriors out there. Maybe the phraseperfectly healthy wasn't used. Maybe the phrase

(01:02:52):
uh no, pre existing conditions wasn'tused. I will see the bullshit.
Yeah, if you are three hundredand fifty walking pre existing condition, ye
yes, okay, I mean I'msorry I was that. I know.
I speak from experience. You areyou are, you are pre diabetic,

(01:03:13):
you are hypertensive. At least atleast I'll give you the bare minimum.
Those are two things you you havegoing on. I guarantee it. And
here's what people really don't sit outand think about. Okay, take all
the bullshit that could happen from diabetesor hypertension, whatever the fuck, and

(01:03:35):
just look at the stress, strainand wear and tear on your joints and
think about that. Because here's thescariest part about me losing weight. I
can touch my stomach and it's rockfucking hard, and I'm like, oh
yeah, because I was carrying aroundall that weight and if my core muscles
weren't fucking rock hard, I wasn'tgonna be able to do it. And
sorry, I'm got off on it, but the point, the point is

(01:03:59):
is that like you don't don't evenunderstand how much Putting that much weight on
your body changes your body until you'velived with it for a few years,
and then the curtain is definitely pulledback when you start losing the weight.
Because dude, I'm gonna be honestwith you, I had to almost kind
of like my walking gate has changedsince I've lost weight. I walk differently,

(01:04:21):
like people don't like. No oneever fucking talks about that. No
one ever tells you that, ohyeah, this type of shit could happen.
Everyone wants to heart attack, stroke, diabetes, blah blah blah blah.
Horror, horror, horror, shock, shock, shock, horrible,
horrible. Okay, yeah, wellthat's all horrible, but it's gonna be
a lot of other shit that's goingto add up to a death by a
thousand cuts. That's gonna really fuckingmake your life unbearable before the big shit

(01:04:44):
really starts taking chunks out of you. That's just my experience. So there,
thank you for coming to my tedtalk. I'll get off the soapbox
now. Nothing you said is wrong, but it doesn't matter, man,
people don't want to hear the truth. Hey, the older I get,
the more and every time I slipback into maybe maybe it's not this way.
I am macked by reality in theface. No, this is people
are happy to live lies. Theyare very happy to live lies. I

(01:05:11):
can't do anything with those people,so right, So but yeah, I've
just this whole. I'm just wonderingif you guys were following this just because
I was just taking aback on justhow my whole. What I took away
from this is how soft Jimmy Kimmelis for somebody who's been slinging jokes with
people for you know, take ashot to people for thirty years, Like

(01:05:31):
really, man, Like that's howyou react. You put my family in
danger like mine mine. Listen,anytime anyone prove it. It's my new
standard for a wild accusation. Proveit. I want to see a police
report. I want to see aphone record. You had to call nine
one one. Well, then thethen the move is to refuse to do
that and attack you for wanting proof. That's the move. So, I

(01:05:55):
mean, of course it is.People do it because it works because there's
a lot of stupid people in thisworld, I guess, so people would
keep doing a fit if it didn'twork. Right, Well, dude,
how much of this how much ofour fucking society is based about based solely
on what about it is. Sothis person got something that I don't think
they should have because they didn't workhard enough for it. So I'm pissed.

(01:06:15):
Fuck them. I want them tobe fucking punished for getting over on
a system that I can't get overon. That's really what people get upset
about. It ain't about fucking anyof the other bullshit for the most part.
It's people get pissy when other peopleget something that they didn't work as
hard as they have for what theyhave. That's all yeah, now called
envy. Yeah, I mean,And to me, it's just like,

(01:06:38):
I, okay, weren't we taughtas children not to be that way?
Allegedly that comes from religion, andreligion is bad, not unless you're the
right religion. But that's opening upa whole other conversation. It feels more
link to the conversation we started offthe show with real but I digress.
Even that, dude, even eventhe fucking shit with Israel and all this,
We've talked about it before. Ijust here and I got careers for

(01:07:01):
Palestine, Right, do you understandhow fucking retarded that is, do you
understand it? You are basically ifyou walk into Palestine and start sachheting around
being all swishy and switchy with it, you're basically fucking committing suicide. Yeah,
you know what the idea, youknow, Palestine's idea of the organization

(01:07:24):
of course for Palestine is a pileof dead gay people. But it's because
it's become a political issue. Andif you're on the left, you have
to support Palestine, you have tosupport the LGBT alphabet community, you have
to support blah blah blah blah blah. And if you support Israel, then
you're a conservative, or you're aChristian or your right wing whatever the fuck.

(01:07:48):
And I just we've talked about it. I'm like, I don't give
a fuck, dude. I've abitched about it for ten years. Why
do I have to check all theboxes on one side? Why can't I
check this box over here, thisbox over here, this box over here,
or this box over here. Whyis it all or nothing? And
congratulations, you've turned me into allor nothing because quite honestly, everything over

(01:08:13):
on the like I said, we'vekind of been beating this drum for ten
years too, what's in it forme over there? I'm a middle aged,
middle class white male. What's init for me over on the left
side? But you notice this isthis is why this was never This was
destined to fail, This fucking socialexperiment that started with the tail end of
Gen X and has just gotten worseand worse with every fucking subsequent generation.

(01:08:36):
You can, oh, god,whatever, I'm not even gonna go down
this fucking road. It's just aderail podcast. What's the next what's the
next topic we got? Thank youfor visiting Christopher media dot net. Thank
you for visiting Christopher media dot net. Yeah, I didn't know we had

(01:08:58):
a rail we were on. Havehun or Biden walking out of the congressional
hearing today? Why do you walkout? Because Marjorie Taylor Green started talking.
As soon as the time got yieldedto her, he tapped his lawyer,
stood up, and walked out,where he was met with reporters and
asked questions such as, what's yourfavorite kind of crack? Who's that reporter
worked for? I'm gonna guess nota major news network. Used to be

(01:09:25):
Howard Stern's guy. Now now weknow that was just some right wing fucking
media outlet, at least just whatit'll be called. It's not true,
it's gonna be right. Even ifit's just fucking apolitical and just wanting to
shoot out as many people as possible, it's still gonna be called right wing.
Right Yeah, Benji screaming are youmore than seven inches now? Would
be like, oh, that rightwinger. Howard Stern was yeah, yeah.

(01:09:49):
Winer was a Democrat, Yeah,yeah, I doesn't say who they
were, Like who asked the question? A lot of crack questions were asked,
are you on crack today? Awhat kind of crick do you normally
smoke? Mister Biden? Tell methe best spot in DC to score rocks?
Yeah, wherever Marion barries at.But nobody got Nobody got that right.

(01:10:16):
I said, r P, howcan he just walk out of the
Congressional here? He's the fucking president'sson, that's the That's that's the real
answer, because he's the right president. So I think if you're any president's
son, you can probably do whatyou want with impunity within reason. Do
you think if Donald Trump Junior hadwalked out there wouldn't have been a massive

(01:10:40):
problem. I think the media wouldbelly ache about it. But I think
he would have gotten his car andwent home, like under did. He's
the president's son, unless he unlesshe wildly, you know, unless he
fired off a gun before he saidfuck this and fired off one into the
air before he left. Yeah,you think you'd get in his car and
you go home. I think ifyou get to a certain level of like,

(01:11:01):
all bets are off, Like youdon't think we'll find out stuff in
the future about you don't think therewas any funny business when Trump was in
the White House with him and hiskids, especially with the fucking his daughter's
fucking husband was part of his cabinet. I just don't think. I think

(01:11:21):
that there'd be a much bigger deal. I think that all of this stuff
of it was happening to anyone else, it would be much more cut and
dry than being flown around on WhiteHouse planes and being told I'm not showing
up for the meetings for the whatwas it he didn't show up for where
he said he's not doing well.I think what you're getting into really is

(01:11:45):
Oh, I think any that whatyou're getting into is correct. I think
the way the media is treating thisis that, Yeah, I think anything
with their boys son is he nobig deal, Like it's downplays and it's
out of the news cycle, andlike fucking you know, twelve hours gone
they got they literally got caught doingit with the fucking laptop story in October

(01:12:09):
twenty twenty. Mm hmmm, Sowe know as far as the the way
the scribes go, they're they're definitelythat's their that's their boys, boy playing
it close to the vest, whatever, whatever, whatever other metaphor you need.
It's bullshit. The press isn't supposedto be on a team. But

(01:12:30):
that is that's done, that's over, that's dead. Body isn't even warm
on that. It's been dead fora while. Yeah, we're in decaying
mode now, mightn't be seeing bone. Frustrating, but just so, just
because MTG was gonna speak, it'slike, all right, I'm out of
here. What did what did sheask? Did she get to speak?

(01:12:50):
No? No, the time wasyielded to her and that was it.
That he tapped lawyer's arms, stoodup, walked out. I mean,
if way to give her the powerthough, like oh yeah, I just
dominated you without even saying a word. It's just so much political theater.
I am so tired of all ofit. I'm so tired of all of

(01:13:15):
it. But you understand why theydo it because we're sitting here talking about
it, and so is everybody else. It works, it does you,
right, I mean, that's it. At some point you got to look
in the mirror and be like,Okay, how am I contributing to this
level of bullshittery and fuckery that weexperience? And it's like yeah, I

(01:13:36):
mean, but here's the thing.Once you start to disengage from politics,
you know, you couldn't do thisshow. I'm talking about any of us.
If any of us fucking checked outof politics completely, which is probably
the healthiest thing for all three ofus to do, to be honest with
you, we couldn't do this show. We'd have to completely come up with
a different fucking The format would bedifferent everything. And I mean, I

(01:13:58):
know, for me, at least, I don't talk politics outside of this
podcast. Unless Chris catches me duringthe week when we're passing like two ships
in the night coming and going andsomething political comes up, I just don't.
I don't. I don't talk politicsat work. I don't talk politics
with strangers. And it's not becauseI don't want to offend anyone, because
if you know me, I don'tgive a fuck. If I offend you,

(01:14:18):
that's a you problem. You'll getover it. But I just don't
want to argue and fight with completestrangers over nothing. I can I can
get strangers ready to fucking go blowfor blow with me on my own.
I don't need to add politics intothe mix. My energy's precious. I'm
not wasting it on a stranger.I mean, But then I guess that
goes to show that you know,here we are. We get on this

(01:14:39):
show and we fucking spew our politicalvenom and then get the fuck off and
go about our lives for the nextweek. Is that what I mean?
It is? It is just acoping mechanism. We huffin the coopium here
to our opinion, BUKACKI for theweek. Blow up once a week.
We'll see you next We'll see younext time. I'm not delusional enough to
fucking think I'm changing it one's mind. And I mean, like I've asked

(01:15:01):
people, I'm like, how manytimes have you been an argument online in
a comment section? Oh? God? Out of thousands, thousands upon thousands,
Okay, how many minds do youthink you changed? And it's always
like, oh one or two.Really, well, you should quit your
job and do that full time then, because you're really good at that.
I guess I just hope that somebodyjust goes at one point with anything we

(01:15:25):
say, huh, never thought ofit that way, not even hoping they
change their mind. Make someone stopand go, never thought of that.
The amount of work people will putinto not having to think is amazing to
me. It's the same people whowork five times as hard to not work
at their job than if they justdid their fucking job. Oh those yes,

(01:15:45):
you know exactly who I'm talking,or the people or the people who
try put the same amount of effortinto staying unemployed as they could into being
employed. There you go like,dude, you spend like six hours a
day trying to stay unemployed. Youdo realize that's kind of like be a
job. You're getting compensated for thetime that you're spending. But yeah,

(01:16:06):
it's it's it's some people. Yeah, people view the world through different lenses.
I guess people just really think thattheir opinions matter. Well, to
be fair, we're on at leastone generation where they have been told yeah,
and put it out there like that'spart of what they do. Like

(01:16:27):
right, it's a gen Z.I'm actually sticking up for you. You
don't know any other way than tojust shit out whatever you think into your
thumbs. Man, I'll be honestwith you though. That ain't gen Z.
That's doing that, not that Isee, not in my day to
day fucking travels. That is theyounger millennials doing that. By the fucking

(01:16:49):
thirty three year old men talking aboutI have a strong TikTok presence. Are
you serious, dude? I mean, that's the people that do that shit
like I'm deser Like I'm telling inmy personal experience. Anecdotal experience does not
mean this is going to be yourexperience is just mine? Hey, it
for what it is. They're morelike us than they are Millennials. There's

(01:17:09):
a strong don't give a fuck,and I gotta do whatever I gotta do
to survive. And that's not sorry. That sounds like gen X way more
than millennials or boomers. It does, so, I mean I and by
the way, I am starting tosee the the internet hate machine ramp up
for gen Z and I'm loving that. It's all millennials, and I'm just

(01:17:30):
like boomers two point zero saying thesame shit about fucking gen Z that the
boomer said about us as a millennial. I don't see many people talking shit
about gen Z other than the languagewe can't stay caught up with. But
most of that is literally us justsaying we can't stay caught up with the
link Naha. Now you know whatthat? That means? You're getting old.

(01:17:53):
That's what you start seeing articles likethat, It's over, You're done.
That means you are aging out ofbeing considered young. Welcome, Welcome
to the dark side. We havecookies, five or one cookies practical.
No. I knew about your noten years ago. I knew when I
started reading articles about on fleek andwhatever the hell else you guys are fucking

(01:18:16):
saying. Ten years ago, Iwas like, oh, and here we
are. I don't know what anyof this shit says. This is about
what twenty somethings are saying, andwe're here. But that is the only
that's the only hate I see towardsanyone. Oh, I don't. I
don't expect millennials the duplicious millennials.You expect me to take what they're saying

(01:18:39):
at fucking face value. No,it's all passive aggressive. Oh, these
are just memes. It's just jokes. No, they're not. They're not.
Okay, I like, you don'tsee it, that's cool. I'm
just saying the should I see theshould I read? I know some of
these people well enough to know theirwell I know their personas online well enough
to know they're not joking. Andit's just, hey, guess what,

(01:19:00):
you're human. You're like every othergeneration. Now do you get it?
You never were special. You've beenlied to. Don't be mad at us,
be mad at who lied to you. That's how I feel about millennials
these days. You guys should bestarting to get it across the board as
a generation. Oh we got liedto big time. Yep. When there's
eight billion of us, How fuckingspecial do you think you are? Due?

(01:19:25):
I mean, the Earth is anorganism and we're a fucking We're like,
we're like fucking mold growing on bread. If you really want to get
all fucking existential about it, weet, I'm smoking over here, but like,
yeah, we're like fucking moss ona rock. It's the fact that
we want to fucking hand out likeit makes me. We just want everybody

(01:19:46):
is amazing. No, everybody's not. There are a lot of boring cunts
in the fucking world. Here's thetruth. There's a few standouts, a
lot of fucking people in the middle, and a few losers. Like it's
the end, most of us endup just being really fucking average. See.

(01:20:09):
I do wonder this, okay,because my career path make me sound
like an adult when I say itlike that. I'm I deal with schools
a lot, but it's more publicschools than private schools. But I see
a lot of the your special everyone'sa leader, everyone's this, everyone that

(01:20:30):
like in the hallways, I'm likethe little blurb boards and shit they have,
And I'm just going to you understandthis is that's not possible if everyone's
a leader, no one's a follower. Who are you leading? We take
these? Is it this way inprivate schools? Are they lying the kids
like this in private schools? Orthey just giving them a decent education and

(01:20:51):
kicking them out the door? Youknow what they just did at my nephew's
school. I went to this school. What did you guys grow up with
an a bing like the grade scalefor an A between what and what percentage?
Ninety but what was that for A? Yeah, ninety four to one

(01:21:11):
hundred You at private school? No, that was public Oh well rich A
was like what ninety to one hundred? B was like eighty to eighty nine
C was you know some Yeah Iwent up there went, it went in
tens, right, it went andpercented you know, just you know,
yeah, eighties was a C.Seventies or eighties was a B. Seventies

(01:21:33):
was a C. Sixties was Dfifty nine or lorf uh well, yeah,
well I was the school I wentto. Yeah, I went until
fifth grade. It was ninety threeto one hundred was an A. These
motherfuckers just ninety five to one hundredis an A at the school now they
aren't fucking around. Is this aprivate school? Hell yeah it is.

(01:21:56):
That's what I okay, But that'swhat I'm getting at because I just can't
believe private school are filling their fuckingtheir students' heads with this bullshit. No
work harder so the public school wheremost people send their kids, which,
by the way, I just wantto point something out. Public school is
never supposed to be your first optionfor educating your children. It was supposed

(01:22:16):
to be. If you have noone else to educate your children, you
can't do it, or you can'tsend them to a better school. Well,
here's the social safety net, here'sthe bare minimum. And somehow we've
convinced people that a high school educationfor the public school was like you know,
well, I mean not so muchnow, but when we were growing

(01:22:36):
up, it was, oh,you have to have Really, you get
people graduating high school right now,we can't read past the third grade level.
That is accurate. What is thepoint of a high school diploma if
you cannot read past a third gradelevel? Which is a problem because up
until probably fucking about the last tento fifteen years, most newspapers and news

(01:22:57):
outlets were written at the sixth gradelevel. I'm just pointing that out for
you. I mean, I'm surethat we've I'm sure we've dropped to like
kindergarten level with the amount of fuckingbullshit that gets posted online these days.
But here's a tidbit. The highschool I graduated from made national news in
the seventies for graduating high school seniorswho couldn't read. Why because they were

(01:23:20):
good at football? See now theydon't even have that. Now they have
social promotion. But you're too oldto stay back, So just send them
with us, with the other people. We don't want ability to get left
behind emotionally, I feel that's yourreaction a lot, Jess. It's it's
all just tiring. I have familywho has taught in the public school system,

(01:23:45):
and holding a kid back in thepublic school system outside. I think
once you go beyond the third gradeis essentially an act of Congress. And
I know that the high school thatI went to, I'm sure they had
IEPs then. The individual education plans, I'm sure they had those then.

(01:24:12):
But now everyone because it's so easyto get a diagnosis of autism ADHD,
we can just go ahead and callit LD. You have a learning disorder
LD, blanket statement, dyslexia,apraxia, any of these things. When

(01:24:33):
you have parents are doing that andthey're getting these kids IEPs. And I
think that IEPs are wonderful when they'reused appropriately, because if you have a
kid who understands the material, butthey really are dyslexic and they just need
help getting that material from their brainto the paper. Okay, let's make

(01:24:55):
some accommodations. We have a doctorwho says they need this, they need
to be worked on through this.Absolutely, they shouldn't be repeatedly held back
or I mean, I don't thinkit's failed out anymore, but I think
I think it's a wonderful thing usedappropriately. Like most things, this is
no longer used appropriately. And Idon't know if this is the same in

(01:25:18):
every state, but I know inmy state, if you have an IEP,
if you have an individual education planin public school. I don't know
if this applies to private school,that they can not not only hold you
back, they can recommend that yoube held back, but the parent can
veto that and they can not failyou. They cannot do it in a

(01:25:44):
few years. Well, it's beenlike this for years. The said family
member that I had in school orin teaching left they couldn't deal with it,
and good oh, I mean,who would who the hell would want?
The thing is is like kids aresmart and they figure this shit out.

(01:26:08):
They're gonna know I can't be failed. Why would I try. I'm
not gonna do this shit. Idon't want to. I got I know
a couple people who have kids onthese i EPs as well as and I
can tell you both of their parentswill admit this kid should not be in
the grade that they're in. Andbetween that and the school's going uh oh

(01:26:30):
because of COVID, yeah, theythey they won't hold them back. And
both of these sets of parents arepissed. They actually they're like, that's
cool, you keep passing my kid. However, here's what I'm seeing at
home. Here's what's not happening.Mm hm four. Yes, and it's

(01:26:53):
I don't I don't know if it'sthe same in your state. I really
don't, but I do know hereit's because you can not. But you
cannot fail a kid and hold akid back on an ip see, I
have a family member who he was. It was a I won't go so
far as say change a life baby, but his parents were an advanced age,

(01:27:14):
we'll put it that way. Whenhe was born and got divorced when
he was rather young. And soit's just his mom's older, older woman
trying to keep up with a kid. And this kid is just smart enough,
just clever enough, I guess youshould say, or he's not a
kid anymore, but he was whenhe did it. So basically, work
the system and get one of thoseI epis to where he literally from middle

(01:27:36):
school on never once set foot inthe classroom, still graduated. I don't
know that he knows anything, buthe literally worked the system to where he
could just stay at home, takeopen book tests online, and just ace
everything across the board. And Imean like basically got caught at some point
and his and his mother had atalking to from somebody and they were like,

(01:27:58):
you know, you got to dosomething about this, and she's like,
I don't know. He's on thatcomputer all day. He knows that
he knows how to I don't know. I don't know how to do anything
on that thing. And I'm justlike, wow, Okay, now that's
an example of one motivated, shittykid and how he can fucking abuse the
system to get what he wants outof Not saying that's across the board,
but I'm just saying, obviously,the the the ability to abuse the system

(01:28:19):
is there. So I'm agreeing withyou one hundred percent when you're like,
oh, yeah, it's if usedproperly, it could be a good tool
in your toolbox. But I cantell you from firsthand experience, it was
that. Yeah, it was notthat way for for this this family member
of mine. M h. Itwas more he's making the right note.

(01:28:41):
It's like when you talk to Hr, we've had these conversations, Chris,
you say, you say certain phrasesand ship and that basically fucking okay,
that gets the ball rolling. Hewas he knows he knows what to say
to the to the school counselor,and he knows how to fucking play up
and play certain traits that he hasup and play down certain train so he
could get what he wanted, andhe got exactly what he wants. So
I mean, I guess in aroundabout way, he did kind of learn

(01:29:04):
how to navigate life in the realworld, because shit, that's how most
people get ahead, right They fuckover other people, bend the rules,
break the rules some shit like that, make the system work for that.
Yeah, that's a play way ofput it. Been working on my diplomacy
lately. All right, Uh,what else do we have? Or is

(01:29:26):
that it we went through shit thatI didn't know we had. It was
I don't know if we're just likeit's a lot to talk about if you
look at just like the macro ofeverything, you know, but it's all
stuff outside of the the shit juicein New York and the tunnels. It's
all stuff that we've talked about before, just new little tidbits, you know,

(01:29:51):
fair enough farting this week, didyou guys? I just want to
bring this up this because it's reallyjust something stupid, just going to show
that Disney and Lucasfilm is still actinglike they're allergic to money. Do you
hear about their I'm gonna fuck thisbroad's name up, Charmine Obeyed CHINOI I

(01:30:13):
think it's I think obeyed is howyou say that she's going to be She's
a Pakistani Canadian filmmaker and she's goingto direct the next Star Wars movie that's
going to star Ray from the lasttrilogy, the character that pretty much everyone
was like, yeah, it's prettymuch garbage. Now they're going to base
a whole new trilogy around her.And this female director come out and said

(01:30:38):
I enjoy making men uncomfortable and howshe's gonna enjoy guiding Star Wars because men
have been doing it too long.Oh this is gonna go. Well,
dude, I'm not even saying there'stwo fucking Americas anymore. There's half a
dozen to couple dozen, probably Americas, and in Hollywood, this makes perfect

(01:31:00):
sense to them. Outside of Hollywood, I don't know one person who's like,
yeah, that's a good fucking businessplan. Piss off your entire customer
base. Yeah, that's a greatidea. Like, don't call them fans,
call them customers. That's what theyare. They pay you money for
your product. Put it that way, that's what you intend on doing.

(01:31:20):
So it's like a solid plan todrive a one storied franchise into the fucking
further into the fucking toilet. Dude, I can't even I think book a
Boba fet the slow speed speeder chasebike chase or the Vespa Scooter slow speed
scooter chase, and book of BobaFETs where I was like, I'm done.

(01:31:45):
I haven't watched anything Star Wars.It's come out since then. That's
been a couple of years now,I think, like, I just don't
care, dude. I grew upworshiping Star Wars. My entire room was
decked out in Star Wars ship Like. I saw every Star Wars movie up
till did the Diny movies in thetheater, almost all of them. On
the first fucking day that they open, and I just I can't. I

(01:32:05):
do not give a single fuck aboutStar Wars anymore. And I just being
honest, A lot of it isbeing told and we don't want you,
forty forty year old white male.We don't need you. Okay, Bye.
I'll spend my money on people whodon't hate meat. At least if
they do, they're in telligent enoughto keep it to them fucking selves.
But like I said, in theAmerica that Hollywood exists in, this makes

(01:32:28):
sense to them. This is agood marketing plan. This is going to
put asses in the seats. Eventhough Disney took a bath last year on
just layups and slam dunks, theyshould have just been making Bangkis Taylor Swift
going, you know what, I'mgonna start doing death metal? Your manager
would go, the hell you are? I Really, the older I get

(01:32:54):
and the more I fucking walk aroundthe world, I'm like, is it
just fucking retardation mixed with hubris?Is that what it is? Everybody's gonna,
like I said, it's everyone's gonnagotta settle somebody's hash over something like
I don't why everyone's gonna be afucking hero they want to fucking change the
fucking world. Like, sorry,most people are. You're gonna be just

(01:33:15):
an average fucking person. If you'relucky, you lives seven and a half
decades, and that's it. You'regonna have your little friends and your little
family, and you're gonna do whateveryou're gonna do, and that's it.
In your existence ain't gonna mean shit, but to you and the people that
were in your little fucking sphere whileyou were around, that is gonna be
most of our existence. And everyone, like especially in the United States,

(01:33:40):
it's just on this kick and likethe last decade, so they're gonna fucking
change the world. Fucking not.I always think it's funny when it's the
people that act like they're going tochange the world. It's like, I
just wondering. Your life must beperfect then, right, Like, if
you are so obsessed where you're gonnago out, you're gonna dig up people's
personal information. You're gonna fucking ruinpeople's fucking lives because they expressed an opinion

(01:34:02):
that you disagree with online. You'regonna go do all that. Your life
must be fucking free of any bullshit, right, Well, that's the first
place I go to when I seepeople like that, Like, all right,
so everything's all good with you.Since you're telling everyone how to live,
let's hey share this, share thesecret sauce with all of us.
We're out here fucking around running intoeach other, like fucking you know,

(01:34:25):
we're all wearing blindfolds in the dark. Hey, fucking why don't you you
got it all figured out? Letus You could be a very rich person.
Share us your secrets. People don'twant to hear that shit. That's
a great note to end the show. That's so optimistic. We do do
children's parties. Yeah. At genExhausted Pod On social media, christophermedia dot

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and we'll catch you next week later, see you. Every day I
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Everybody's coming home from lunch these days. Last night there were skinheads on my
loan. Take the skin heads,Bully take them, Bully take the skin

(01:36:00):
had fully take them, Bolly.Some people say that Bowling Alley's got big
laves, got big lave Scott plays. Some people say that Bowling Alleys all
look the same, love the same, I'm the same. There's not a
line that goes here, the bribeswith anything anybody anyway. Had a dream

(01:36:26):
last night, but I forget whatit was. So it was take the
skinhead and Bully take them, falling, Take the skinhead and Falling take them.
Bully. Had a dream that's notabout you. My friend had a

(01:36:51):
dream. I wanted to sleep nextto plastic. Had a dream I wanted
to lick your knees. I adreadit's about nothing. Take the skin ass,

(01:37:13):
Polly, take that bullet take theskin ass, Polly take that.
Bully take the skin ass, Bollytake that, Bolly, take the skin
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