Christmas 🎄 ⛄️ was almost cancelled for being politically incorrect

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Twas the night before Christmas, and Senna's a wreck.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
How to live in a world that's politically correct?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
His workers no longer would answer to elves vertically challenged,
they were now calling themselves, and labor conditions at the
North Pole were alleged by the unions to stifle the soul.
For reindeer had vanished without much propriety released to the

(00:31):
wilds by the Humane Society. The diversity rules had made
it quite clear that Senna had better not just use reindeer,
so Dancer and Donner and Comet and Cupid were replaced
with four pigs, which looked freaking stupid. The runners had

(00:53):
been removed from his sleigh. The ruts were termed dangerous
by the DVLA, and people had started to call for
the cops when they heard sled noises on their home rooftops.
Secondhand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.

(01:16):
His fur trimmed red suit was called Unenlightened and the
show You the Strangesteness of Life's ebbs and flows. Rudolph
was now suing over unauthorized use of his nose. He'd

(01:37):
gone on the TV in front of the nation, demanding
millions and image.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Rights and cash compensation. So half of.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The reindeer were gone, and his wife, who suddenly said
she'd had enough of this life joined a self help group,
packed and left with a whiz demanding from now on
her title was misz. And as for the gifts, he'd

(02:13):
never had a notion that making.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
A choice would call such a commotion.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Nothing of lever, nothing of fur which meant nothing for
him and nothing for her. Nothing that might be construed
to pollute, nothing to aim and nothing to shoot. Nothing
that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just

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girls are just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to
be gender specific. Nothing that's warlike are non pacifisic. No
biscuits or sweets, they're bad for the teeth. Nothing that
seemed to embellish a truth. And fairy tales, while not

(03:07):
yet forbidden, were like Ken n Barbie, they're better off
hitting for They raised the hackles of those psychological who
claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No rugby,
no football, someone could get hurt besides playing sports.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Expose kids to the dirt.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Now dolls were said to be sexists and should be passe,
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Sanna
just stood there, disheveled, perplexed.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
He could not figure out what to do. Mixed.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
He tried to be merry, and he tried to be gay,
but you gotta be careful with that word. Today his
sack was quite empty, limp on the ground, Nothing fully
acceptable was to be found. Something special was needed, A

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gift that he might give to all without angering the
left are the right, A gift that would satisfy with
no indecision, each group of people and every religion.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Every ethnicity and every.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hue, everyone everywhere, even you. So here is that gift,
Its price beyond worth. May you and your loved ones
enjoy peace on earth.