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Speaker 1 (01:31):
Weird. Okay, everybody, what's happening? I got stuck. I was
stuck there for a minute. Welcome to an evening version
of green Beans Jets Pod. I wanted to hang out.
There's been some stuff. I just want to talk Jets
football with my people right now. What at eight o'clock
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at night, eight oh two pm on Sunday, August thirty first.
What an amazing thing then, is huh? Aren't you amazed
by the fact that it's already August first, which means, guys,
one week from right now, we will know if we well,
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if we change things and we beat Aaron Rodgers coming
into our house wearing Steelers colors, or if we're victims
of the same stupid narrative that we always end up
being victims of. And hey, well, now twenty one week
from right now, we're gonna know. Guys, it's not up
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for debate. Isn't that amazing? Welcome to green Bean Jetspod,
Episode one hundred and eighty one. Incredible, one hundred and
eighty one episodes of this and we took a few
months off, so it's nice to be back. You know
what I want to do. I want to start this.
(02:59):
I was watching some I want you guys to guess.
It's not gonna be that hard if you're paying attention.
But I want you guys to guess, uh, what game
this is that Jeremy and I are reacting to. I
did you know what I'm it's it's I think I
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show you in the beginning, so forget it. I wanted
to show you the clip, but jeez, I can't do it,
because that's right. I started with, this is what the
clip is. But AnyWho, So how are we doing. Let's
see who's here. Let's say I know the blue bean.
You don't like it. You don't like blue bean, John?
Let me see I could change it up. This is
my late night stuff. It doesn't It's like I feel
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a little early to be the blue bean, doesn't it?
Here we go, Wow, it's bright bean.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
This is for you, John Carmon. I'll brush my beard.
This is only for John Carmon. I want to look
good for John.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
John Carmon's in the house. And I agreed, just so
you know, Oh, John, I was thinking the same thing.
I really was. I was like, I don't I don't
know if I like this blue thing. So early in
the in the evening here. But all right, man, well
welcome to the show. So, guys, we got one week
to Jet's football. One week. We pretty much know who
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our team is. Well, we don't know who the center is,
but who needs to know? Who needs to know who
this center is? Now, let me ask you a question.
This is the first poll. We'll do some polls for
the YouTube. People like and this is it? Do you think?
Do you really think a G doesn't know who the
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center will be? You know, like, what is this? All right? Well,
come on, spell center right?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Bean?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Center will be?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, right?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Do you really think a G? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I believe that, yes, yeah, I'm gullible or no, this
is silliness.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean, look, he can do whatever he wants. Who knows? Sorry,
there is one, so we'll put it up there. I
stuck my own friggin opinion in the poll. I shouldn't
do that. I won't do that moving far, but I
did it for this one. So I mean, look, we
got all kinds of you know, we look, we got
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rid of some guys that we want it. And we
do this every year like we're the we're the we're
the diehards. Right, we're the varsity. So I like to
call it like let me tell you in uh, like
in my world, right in my addiction world and all
that shit, like when I've been running treatment centers for years,
like for like uh, I've been running them for the
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last fifteen but like so, but before that, I was
working so about twenty years I've been doing this, and
I remember kids would come in and like you know,
I'd have to search bags or whatever. I used to
teach people how to search, and like, you know, they
if anybody just says an example, if they ever come
in with like laundry sheets, Like if they're ever coming
in with laundry and they have their their soap and
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they have their laundry sheets, bet you're ass there's heroin
bags or little xanaxes stuck between the laundry sheets. Just
fan them out, pill fly out of there. It happens
every time. Same thing with tissues, if they ever bring tissues,
or if they bring like they they have like hangars
with dress clothes on them, take them off the dress clothes.
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There's always gonna be a tube, the card They're gonna
have the cardboard tube, wire hanger and that shit dude,
you could fit. I think I did it one time
with like like percocets, let's call them like they do it. It
was like eighty percocets fit in there, something like that,
eighty to one hundred. It's like, bro, one hanger, you'd
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bring one hundred percocets into a rehab. So anyway, I've
been doing it. But what I would call those kids
and not always kids, I shouldn't say that. I've had
adults eighty years old try to sneak shit in. But
I would say to them, excuse me, but you're JV
and you're coming into the varsity. Okay, I would love
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to say that line. That was my line. Listen, kid,
you're JV, right, you're hanging out with the varsity. Sit down.
You don't know we're gonna teach you some shit, okay
while you're here. Just sit down and shut up, you
know that kind of thing. But but yeah, so like
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when we talk about our center and all this kind
of stuff, let's see John Carmer said, oh, thank you,
John ag knows more than we think he knows. Right, Yeah, man,
So all right, I'm gonna read a couple of comments.
(08:09):
Chris B's in the house. I love Chrispy. I love
Eric Craig too. Eric knows I love him. I don't
have to tell him. I don't have to proclaim my
love for Eric Craig. He knows. Let's up, Chris Hey
Green being everyone, Let's go Jets love you all. Hit
the like button support subscribe to the channel phenomenal Jets
content right on Chris Who doesn't love Chris by? Huh.
(08:33):
So I didn't get a chance to watch any of
the college games yesterday. I had intended to, but I
wasn't able to do it. So let's see flap Bush
dre is here, Dick Chimney's burners here. It's still preseas well.
You know what, Dick is that I've been working on,
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Like I have some new intros and stuff I'm working.
I'm working on a lot of stuff, but none of
it's like I haven't been able to complete anything. I gotta,
really I gotta stiffen up here and get all my
shit ready for the season. But it's like you see it,
I'm I'm I'm not crisp. I'm definitely not crisp. And
for doing this for so long, uh, you know, I
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know I was stuck a little bit. Ah, Siketty, how
do you do there? He is? We love, we love
Mark Sacchetti. John's in here, Thank you, John Gotham FC
Jets right on. I'm ready for the season too. And
then we'll go, look, we'll do a couple of polls.
We'll talk about a few things. I want to start,
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you know, we're just say finish our helloes. But then
we'll we'll start with our predictions, right, So we'll we'll
do a little bit of that today and then we're
gonna talk about Reese Hall, Elijah Via Tucker, the offensive
line in general. So we'll talk about armand Membo a
little bit, but we'll mention the Malachi Corley stuff that
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has come out. We'll we'll talk about that. You know,
I'm getting tired. Like it's a funny thing, you know,
Like I've told you guys one hundred times. People think
I'm a I'm like, I get homer ritis and and
I do like, but I'm a homer for the Jets.
I am. I'm not unrealistic, but I'm definitely on the
positive side. Like I just fucking although it's getting harder
and harder. I'll be honest, but I figure, why not.
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You'd be positive until you until you can't right, you know,
Like I don't know. I don't want to be negative
the whole time. Now, I don't see us doing too
much this year, but I'm gonna root. I'm gonna once
the first kickoffs on. I'm gonna be the same Jets
fan I always am. But uh, I lost my whole
train of thought. So Jets fans with uh the record?
(10:42):
Yeah so, but like with these guys with play, I'm
definitely not a homer for guys like even my boy Yoboa.
You guys know, I love Kenny you boa, and I
hope he does well sincerely, but let me tell you something,
as soon as he starts being good, if that was
sure were to happen, like, I don't feel vindicated. I
just hate it. I hate all players when they leave
the Jets as players. I hate him as men, but
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I hate him like I want the Jets and it
never works because it never happens. But I want the
Jets to be right. I want the moves that we
make to be the correct move. That's what I want.
I went when they do something controversial, like they pass
on a you know, whoever, who was the guy Brian
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Thomas Junior for Malachi Corley? Like I wanted Malachi Courley
to be better? Why? Now did I think he was
gonna be? Probably not? But I want him to be Why?
Because I want the Jets to be I want the
moves that we make. You know what it's really all about, guys,
I am sick and tired of being made fun of.
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I'm gonna tell you something. So I just went to
a meeting before five o'clock today and I sat between
two guys. I know, one's a Steelers fan and one's
a Ravens fan. That's what I was. Actually the other way.
The Ravens, the Stealers. Fraan was here, the Ravens fan
was here, and you listen to them and they're complaining
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about stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I mean then I don't get to the playoffs or
you know, we don't get to we only we lose
in the first round. I literally looked at them and
I said, I want you guys to shut up. This
is literally what I said. I said, you are both spoiled, rotten,
You are brats, okay, and you have no idea what
football paint is you guys, neither of you have had
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a losing season in at least a decade more really,
but neither of you the best. I had one ten
and six season in the past what fifteen years, and
we didn't even make the playoffs. That's what I got.
So I don't want to hear it. And that's the thing. So, like,
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what it boils down to for me is when the
Jets do stupid shit like that, like when we're watching
the draft and we know, damn well, dude, why did
you take that guy when this guy was right here
right We know it, and they've done it. It doesn't
matter what named. Terry Bradways here, John Idzick's here, Mike Tannebov,
doesn't matter who it is. They do this shit. And really,
what I want is for the move to work out.
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Why because I want to win games and everything, of course,
but I want us to not have the position of
being made fun of, easily made funnable. That's what I'm
sick and tired of. I'm tired of you guys. When
you walk around proudly with your jet shit everywhere you
go people can make fun of you. I'm sick of it.
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It's more than wins and losses for me, I don't
want to be made fun of anymore. I'm tired of it.
This fucking week one game. You realize that if Aaron
Rodgers throw us for three hundred yards and and you know,
two touchdowns, no interceptions or whatever, and they beat us soundly,
do you realize what that's gonna do for us? Dude?
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The whole national media is dude. They have their headlines written,
they have the articles written. All they're gonna do is
put in the stats. They're dying to pounce on us
for being He's great in Green Bay. He comes to
the Jets and sucks and goes to the Steelers that
he's great.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
They're dying And Mark says, clearly was a Corely was
clearly a horrible horrid. Oh what good word? Mark? I
liked that. I approve Mark. I like the word horrid.
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I like words, man, I like words like you pull
them out. And it's funny because I thought when I
would say that, like my normal operating mechanism, Mark would
be like, I would have a bunch on deck instantly
to say, but I don't know what's happening. I'm getting
tired and old. I'm not as sharp. I'll fucking in
an hour, I'll think of him like a should have
said this word. But I'm with you. So he was
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a horrid draft pick by an overrated front office. Yeah, well, look,
I do think if you look at you know, just
our last let's call it twenty five years, all the
way back into I mean, you can go before parcels
co Tightugh Steinberg, you know you can go. Joe Douglas
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was arguably the best. I mean, Mike Tannebaum got the
most done. He was trader Mike dude, and he was
out of control. You know, I loved it. He would
did anything, anything he wanted, he got it done. So
that was always fun about him. But Joe Douglas that
that front office was good, man, It was good and
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I liked the the like the way that they were
doing things was was was sound. But dude, I'll tell
you a lot of their picks I was left me
scratching my head, especially in the mids. But they look,
they got Michael Carter, Jamien Sherwood in the mids, you
know what I mean. So all right, let's let's say
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hello some more Alan does is here. Let's be a
serious organization right. Alan they should have. They should have
signed me as the damn GM. I'm telling you, I
fixed the team in two years, and I would have
meetings with you guys all the time, late night meetings.
I'd be like, all right, here's what we're gonna do,
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ten pm every midnight on Tuesday. I'm gonna leave all
my scouts out and I'm gonna talk with you guys.
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It sucks. It sucks, man. James Thompson knows. Yeah, Greenby
and I feel the same. When I tell dude, they
laugh or you know what's even worse, James. It's one
thing when they laugh that sucks, Isn't it worse when
they're pity They go, oh, man, you know look, I
always like the Jets. I think you're gonna have a
good squad this year. Go fuck you man, like I
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need your shit, like I need you. I need that.
They can't win with me, you know what I mean.
It's like, look, either they're making fun of me, which
I hate, or they're giving me pity which I can't stand,
or I want and I want to rub their face
and talk shit, you know what I mean, Like I
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don't know you can't win with me, dude, just don't.
That's why I hang out with us and only us. Yeah,
I rub elbows, I don't. I don't watch football ninety
nine percent of the time. I don't watch football with
opposing fans. I don't like it. I think I told
you guys one time, dude, one time. I literally there
was a friend of mine for years, we haven't talked
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since this date. This was back in the nineties. He
was just the Jets were losing. He was rubbing my
face and you know, he was wouldn't stop. And I
told him, look, dude, I'm not in a good mood.
I'm not happy, and I don't appreciate you poking me.
You know, I don't appreciate it, so stop it. He's like, dude,
it's a fucking game. Relax, man, I said, exactly, it's
a game. But I'm not in a good mood. It's
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not about the game. It's about me. I'm not in
a good mood and you are continually doing it. So
I just don't want you to do it. I told
him a bunch of times. I said, that's it. Listen
to me. You say one more word, I don't even
care if it's about the game, one more word, I'm
gonna drag you out. This is what I said. I'm
gonna drag you outside by your belt loop and shirt collar.
I'm gonna throw you out the door, grab your ankles,
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and beat you on the side of your fucking car.
That's what I told them. I was I right, no,
but I said it. Alan Dodes checking in. By the way,
Alan Dode's gonna meet us up at Bezara. I'll throw
that up there. Go to Talking Jets if you want
to hang out with us next weekend on Saturday. Dude,
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it's gonna be epic the whole weekend on the beach.
Baby Oh, I can't wait to go to bezar Alan
Doads will be there. Go to talkinjest dot com. Our
meet up like our game thing is sold out now.
If you have tickets for the game, you can still
go to tailgate Joe. Go to tailgate Joe dot com,
get your tailgate and hang out with us, or you
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can come hang out anyway. And he's six, you know,
it's not like there's a gate around it or anything.
He just can't eat the food or drink the endless
beer or anything like that, but yeah, man, come hangs.
So that's sold out, but the Bezar a piece is not.
So you can get your we're discounted tickets. I think
Labor Day weekend, there's a whole bunch of money off
the tickets. So if you want to come, I know
Allan will be there. I know Jeremy's gonna be there.
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I know obviously Matt O'Leary fuck yeah, and Ryan are
gonna be there. It's gonna be great. So what he say.
Alan Dods, by the way, was the president of the
Malachi Corley fanclub. You guys know this. If you've been
hanging out at all, you know Malachi Corley had one
die hard We all support and we wanted to be good, right,
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But Alan Dades different. I've disowned Corley next and that's
the way it's gotta be.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Like.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Look, I'll shoot straight. I am rooting for your boa
to have to be able to land and have his
career because I think he deserves it. But bet you're
ass man. If they if they play us or anything,
I'm hoping that Sherwood knocks his fucking helmet off like
I But believe me, I'm just as far as football goes.
I root for the Jets and I root against everything else.
That's it. And the only time I root for anything,
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I really don't. I root against one team. Oh, I
just it all depends on what helps the Jets. That's it.
That's all I care about. I don't have other teams. Oh,
who's your second? Do you have an NFC team? I'm like, dude,
you're speaking man. They're in Chinese to me, Man, I
don't understand it. I'm a Jets fan. That's it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
If you do, I don't judge anybody for there, but
I can't do it. Good for you, Alan, you know
you gotta you gotta separate. You gotta get your separation
in here. I thought I saw Mark from Asbury Parking.
Here is he here? I want to say hi to Mark.
I haven't taught Mark. Give me a call tomorrow. Man.
I'm in the morning. I'm I'm I'm busy. But after
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that I should be around if you're still here. If
you're not, then then maybe i'd just call you. Maybe
I do that. See how you're doing. I hope you're
doing well, my friend. Uh, I wish I knew what
Joey wait?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Wait wait?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh here you go, here, you go, joe Joey g
any Giants fan gives Jets fans slip remind him that
they've had the worst wreak in the NFL of the
last several years. I know, and that's what we can do.
We you can. And so we have some bullets for
our for our musket, right, we got some musketballs to
shoot to fire. We're not we're not empty handed in
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this fight. But let's be real, dude, if we're talking
about the two franchises, Joey g like, dude, they got
five Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime, and they got
four fucking rings. Like, I haven't even seen the Jets
get in there, and I've been hanging around minute. Joey,
how old are you? Tell me how old you are?
Joey gr Who else we got here? I see Tom
(22:11):
Cahill's checking in, my buddy. I was thirteen when the
Jets won the Super Bowl. Now I'm sixty nine, sixty nine, dude,
All right, Tom, you got to enjoy this one. It's
like sweet sixteen. They call this sweet sixty nine. Problem
with sweet sixty nine is we're all beat up and
tired and fucking angry. Disenchanted with stuff. But yeah, man, dude,
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I was born three years later. Brother. You know I'm
fifty two. I'll be fifty three this season. You know,
I change mid mid season. Actually, it's about the very end.
My birthday always sucks. As far as Jets football, We're
always out of it by the time I'm turning, turning
a new age. But yeah, dude, crazy stuff, isn't it.
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It's crazy stuff time. Let me end the first poll
and see who believes that Aaron Glenn doesn't know who
the center of his offense is one week from the
opening day fest stupidas all? Right, here we go. Do
you really think AG doesn't know who the center will be?
That's the question. We had eighty votes and the number
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one answer is sick. With sixty three percent is no,
this is silliness. Of course he knows. Uh. Twenty percent
said yeah, I've been misspelled and I'm gillible. Wow, Jesus Christmas,
I'm gullible, and who knows? With sixteen percent, who knows?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Who knows? At this point? But yeah, dude, so you know,
I think Aaron Glenn knows who the center is if
he's doing something. Hey, man, I I do do the
thing that you feel you need to do right, do it.
I support Aaron Glenn in everything he's doing right now,
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and if if I don't like it, if it doesn't
seem right to me, I'm still going with it because
he's Aaron Glenn. He's our head coach. He just got here.
He's a fucking legend and he and he loves it.
He wants to be here. He cuts Rich Simini off
at the at the neck every time he speaks. I mean, like, dude,
like a new coach comes in here, think if we
would have gotten whoever, what's the guy the Jaguars coach?
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I can't I can't remember his name, some rookie kid
he comes in here. He don't know. Dick Chimney and
fucking Costello wanna date that. They're just trying to get
him to say something they don't know. So we got
to deal with two years of them putting their foot
in their mouth. Aaron Glenn's like, hey, dickhead, I already
told you the answers. No, all right, why are you
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trying to ask the same question? You see the press conferences.
Aaron Glenn gets up there and speaks, and they're all
like then, I don't have any questions. It's like enough
they don't know what to do because they you know,
they're trying to get gotcha. But he remembers guys he remember,
let's see here who two we got. Thank you Tom
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Jake checking in with his sixteenth sixteenth month of stream
Beinger support. Thank you so much Shake for supporting the channel.
It is appreciated. He says, I wanted Corley and I
love the pick proves I know nothing. Woods pick up
is the most excited I've been since the day two
of the draft. Love him your VA guy. Now, okay,
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there's a lot there now. Number one, I liked Malachi
Corley too, shooting real straight, I did not like him
as much as the Jets liked him, and he was
not the wider The truth is well, I mean in
the fourth round, the third round, fourth round, I wanted
Malik Washington out of UVA. I mean, I'm a little
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bit tilted, I know that. But dude, Brian Thomas was
sitting there. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Maybe he wasn't there. I'm thinking of somebody else. But
there were guys that I liked better than more than
Malachi Corley. At that spot. But I wasn't unhappy with
the pick. I wasn't. I thought that they the fact
that they traded up like it just I didn't think
they needed to do that. But I wasn't unhappy with
the pick. But hey man, the kid, you know, look,
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he's like, look, you guys wanted to trade up for me.
They're releasing texts about it. No matter what you had
me as the fourth overall wide receiver. Why are you
sticking me on special teams? But that's the thing, dude,
it doesn't matter, Like if you can't conceptualize that, it
doesn't matter who you are. You're a rookie. I want
to put you on special teams. You know, if the
Detroit Lions Aiden Hutchinson was the second overall pick I
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think he was, if they would have said to Aiden Hutchinson, look,
we need you to play specials, he would have said, okay,
you know what I mean, I'm the second overall pick.
Star defense to me, he wouldn't have said that. He
would have said, all right, now, granted defensive lineman and
wider he were poor comparison. You think if you told
Garrett Wolfson, he look, dude, we need you to play special.
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You think Garrett Wilson would have had a problem with it,
and Garret Wilson's a true stud I don't think so. Well,
let's talk about Joloannie Woods. Now. To be fair here,
Jeloannie Woods only played his last year at UVA, but
I loved it, and that was his best year.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It was similar to what Yoboa did at ole Miss.
You know, he played for a Baylor and then he
transferred to ole Miss. I think Jelanney Woods was Oklahoma,
I think, and then he transferred to uv eight. He
took over. Dude. He was big shit here, him and
Malik Washington running around. It's great, No, he was before
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Milike Washington, but still it was like, you know, look
when these guys, it's like when Bryce Hall was here.
Bryce Hall was the king of the dude. He was
the king here and then he got injured and that
whole thing. But uh, but yeah, man, I am excited
for Jelanney Woods. The problem is, and you all know
oh this by now if you've been paying attention, the
problem with Jelani Woods is not talent.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
The guy's six foot seven, two point fifty five. He's
a monster. Okay, and he's strong, he's ripped. He's not
a big flab to you know, six seven running around.
He's a monster. And he's got great hands, and he's deliberate,
and he's and he's a solid ass receiver, blocker, all
those things. But he can't stay healthy. He had the
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last two years, he's been pretty much out and not
with like he didn't tear his ACL or MCL or
anything like that. He didn't get an achilles injury. It's dude,
turf toe like hamstring, so like he's getting he he
can't make it back from soft tissue. So that's concerning.
So right now, I think you gotta just keep him
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at tight end three and just fold him in and
use him, you know, use him in twelves and thirteens
and things like that, and just let him work in.
Make sure he's healthy, loose, and make sure this guy's
loose and chilled. Man, Cold and loose. That's what you want, now,
what not cold, warm and loose. Geeesh. I said it
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backwards anyway, But that's the thing. But I am excited
about him. And you know, we were talking about I said, look, really,
the one free agent that i'd be really excited. Not
free agent, but the waiver wire cuts. I said, dude,
if with the Jets were smart, they'd go out and
get Selanni Woods and they did it. That's rare, you know,
isn't that rare? Jake uh Gotham Sinny, thank you, buddy,
(29:37):
and thanks for the continued support. Man gotam FC Jets.
All right. The only other player I'll root for is Baker.
Baker Mayfield or who's that guy? Uh something Baker that
touchdown maker? Remember that guy? Remember that the Giants and
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then he was on the Dolphins with something Baker the
touchdown maker. Somebody put it in there. Somebody put it
in there. But uh yeah, I mean, look, you could prove.
I mean, anybody can do whatever they want, right Like
I definitely. I mean, if I'm gonna get into a
pissing match with you, I'll argue stuff. But you know,
(30:21):
I don't really give a shit what anybody does. I'm
just saying, like for me, I don't understand it, but
I do understand liking players like that, like like, for example,
like watching a good game like on Monday night and
seeing the players so like the Bengals are playing the
Ravens or something like that, and you see you get
to watch you know, all those guys like you know,
(30:43):
it's like, of course I appreciate that as well, but
I don't know. I'm all I'm doing is looking whose
records or what and who's gonna impact us. And that's
what I'm rooting for. Dude, I pretend because my wife
is from Baltimore. My wife is from Baltimore, and she's
a Ravens fan. Even though, dude, over hanging out with
me for this long, it's impossible, you know what I mean,
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It's impossible. So she's a Jets fan and she's coming.
This is the first time. Check this out. I've been
married to my wife for eighteen. In February, it'll be
twenty years we're together. We've never been to a football game.
We've never been to a Jets game together. Never that
crazy that will happen this week or yeah, this year,
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Opening day, September seventh. So you guys, if you're coming,
you get to meet my wife. My daughter will be there.
My son's not gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Team being.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You want to know why, because he's got his first
show with his band in Brooklyn same day, like the
night before and so they whatever. So he's not gonna
be able to make it. We can't coordinate everything. But yeah,
he's singing in the band. First show in New York. Man,
I don't know if I'm gonna try to get there.
I don't know if I can. It's breaking my heart.
(32:00):
And uh, well, yeah I root for the Jets. Dick
Chimney's burner checking in Thank You Buddy, says, my daughter
got her first Jets item today. I tried to talk
her out of it. I said, please have a better
life than me. Exactly, dude. I did the same thing.
I did it with my son. I tried to make
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him a Ravens fan like his mother, and he was
for a little bit before he knew anything. And then
the Rex Ryan years. He was like four, when when
that two, when that shit happened. And I made the
mistake of bringing him to the South Florida Jets fan
club and it was like three hundred Jets fans and
we beat the we beat the Chargers. It was like Mayem.
(32:41):
He was like, he's adrenaline. You know. It's funny. I
was talking to my daughter yesterday about this. She said,
we were on a hike and my daughter said to me, No,
I was a real Ravens fan. She's like, but uh,
I don't know. She's like, I'm definitely a Jets fan.
Now I'm like, yeah, it sucks. That sucks. That's my fault,
(33:01):
Dick Jimney. It's my fault. I know it is. But hey,
I mean, look, we can get you once they make
their decision. What are you gonna do? Right, what are
you gonna do? We'll get to jay Z right here.
Thank you, buddy, twenty five months for the great jay
Z Jets fan. Thank you, buddy, he says, demand the myth,
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the legend green being there. You go.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, hey you're yeah, you know, we're all right, Me
and you jay Z. This is all right, and I'm
glad you're here, my man. Truly, you guys are the goods.
What the hell does happen here? Something happened? So thank
you Bud a big country checking and thank you Green
mean for being for being all right? You're an o
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g Greg Well, thank you big country. What you got there? Fish?
Big country catching fish all right? Man, I gotta love it.
I love getting outside. I did my first hike in
a long time yesterday. Man, I was I said to
my wife. I said, bro, I'm happy around here. I
really am. Huh, dude, I just gotta uh, I'm prom
(34:13):
sure you guys put it in the in the chat,
but uh yeah, Sack, you're fucking funny man. So I
guess our buddy, Sack exchange jets from jets lounges here.
And he just texted me, he said, Stephen Baker, Stephen Baker,
touchdown maker. That's right, Stephen Baker, You guys are the bests.
(34:38):
Lonnie Woods with his razz score right, man, Sack, you're
the best. You're the best, buddy. I love you, I
miss you. I hope we get to see each other
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That's the great thing about it. Alan Dota check and remember,
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your kids chose a life of misery. You did right
their choice. Dude. They're people, you know you look at
your children you're like, ah, my kids, yeah, tell you,
they're my kids, but they're people like my I have
a mom and dad. They're not in control of me, right,
you know what I mean? So there, they made their
(38:04):
own choices. I tried. I did my best. Allan dudes,
right on, Jack, listen to this Jack mana Manorino. It's
so funny because I got a brother in law Manary,
I got Marinos. I don't have a man Reino. That's good.
It's a combo deal. Greeming and having a horrible night.
Dog walked through a nest of ticks. What is it?
I never even seen a nest of ticks. We're deep
(38:28):
cleaning the entire house. Appreciate you keeping us company. Oh dude, listen.
When I was in uh, I forget where it was.
I might have been North Carolina, Tennessee, I think, dude.
We went back to the car after a hike, I
would without exaggeration, we took thirteen ticks off my dog
and they were all over us too. It was like
tick week. You gotta be careful. My wife got an
(38:51):
alpha galle You ever heard she can't eat fucking mammals
because of this damn tick. Be careful Jack. You know
what you do. You know what I do, and you
can do this with a p you can do with
a lighter. When I take ticks, I literally put them
on the thing and I roll them. I roll them, well,
one of these, and I pop their guts out of
their ass or out of their face. I don't care
which way it goes, because I want them to know
(39:12):
this ain't okay. What you're doing, what you've chosen to
do with your life, mister tick is not okay. It's
not okay. All right, let's talk a little bit about brieze.
I hope you guys, I hope you do okay up there, Jack.
That sucks. There's there's no sugar for it. There's no sugar.
I just hope you guys don't get one on you
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and miss it in your belt line or behind your
ear and it gets you and gets you. I don't
want it to get you. Ticks and flees are vicious, indeed, Ohio,
right on, man, So check it out, Andrew, let me
show you something. Let me see if I can find
it for you. Now, I I'm nervous to even put
(39:54):
this up because I feel like I'm gonna jinx it Okay,
let me let me find this the weather for the
you know what, maybe I can't do it because everything's locked.
I don't know what's going on around here these days.
There you go, I don't know. Everything's slow. Let me
see here. Uh, Nope, that's not the right one. Hold on,
(40:26):
is this the right one? Let me see this is
the right one, I think. So I'm gonna show you. Nope,
that's not it either. See that's here it is, is it?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
So?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Look, this is the weather. You ready, let me show
you the weather. Let's see if it Let's see if
it works. This fucking thing doesn't like to work for
me these days. All right, let's see. So I'm gonna
show you, guys. Now, last year, if you remember it correctly,
Alan knows, Jeremy knows, everybody knows, it said it wasn't
(41:08):
It said it was gonna rain in the morning and
then stop in an hour. And then at an hour
it said it's gonna stop in an hour. And it
did that all day. It rained on us the entire tailgate,
and then it rained on us the entire game, and
then it rained on us as we walked out after
we lost to the Denver Broncos and then this is
when we got in the car and hit the turnpike,
the sun came out. Uh huh. That's how it happened.
(41:35):
So yeah, it's not letting me do it. But anyway,
so what it says is Friday partly cloudy, so Saturday.
This is from all. Let me start from Monday. So
Tomorrow Monday seventy eight degrees high, partly cloudy, Tuesday mostly sunny,
seventy eight degrees, Wednesday sunny, seventy nine. Then it says
(41:59):
Thursday pm showers, Friday am showers, Saturday Baizara sunny Sunday,
which is the game, sonny and seventy five degrees. What
do you guys think of that? You guys think it's
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gonna hold. I don't know if it's gonna hold.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I hope it holds. It's a little early for them
to be talking shit like that, but right now we're
looking at some good weather and that would be delightful.
That would be delightful. So all right, let's talk a
little bit about Breeze Hall. So Breece Hall, as you
guys know, is in a backfield now with some young guys. Now,
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Breece Hall is only going into his fourth year, so
he's not exactly what we would call old. But he had,
you know, the one year cut short by the injury.
He was banged up, and he's been sharing in time
like they're always bringing people in, Dalvin Cook or or
whoever right, sharing time Michael Carter and everybody. So Brees
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is now in a backfield with Braylen Allen who's a stud,
and Isaiah Davis who's also a stud. Like those two
guys are better than any running backs that we had before.
Breeze Hall for like a ten plus years without exaggerations,
Forte at the end of his career, Gore at the
end of his career. They don't count because they're just
at the end when we had them. But Brees Hall,
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who I still think is an elite back. I gotta
shoot straight. He looks a little slow, he looks a
little indecisive. Now, I don't know if he's in his
head because of all this stuff, but if he's good
and not better than Braylen Allen. They're talking about trades now,
(43:58):
the most recent one was from Bleacher Report, and then
we're talking about getting what a receiver down there and
a fourth round pick Now, how do you guys feel
about about that? Where are we with the are you?
Are you as tired as I am? Like? There's all there.
There always has to be something like this has been
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a drama free outside of like Malachai Corley, this has
been a drama free training camp. There's nothing. There's no
Aaron Rodgers, there's no blah blah blah whatever it might be.
There was no contract Boloney, everybody was signed. Sherwood was signed,
uh G, Dubs saw signed. There's they gave Quinn Quincy
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a little bump for you. Didn't have to, but they did.
And then there's this fabricated idea that and Aaron Glenn
has said that doesn't that doesn't mean I'm trading Briests
has nothing to do with anything. When I said I
like Braylan Allen doesn't mean I don't like Breece. I
have three excellent running backs. I'm gonna use them. So
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there's this fabricated drama that one of our core players
were gonna trade. And the crazy thing is, I see
a lot of Jets fans that want to trade him. Now,
to the guys who want to trade.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
Him, what is it that we what is it that
we think we're getting, Like you're selling low, which is
just not the thing to do unless you're desperate, which
we're not.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
So like, what do you think? Like, I mean, now,
if somebody says, hey, I'll give you a first round
pick for Bree's hall, you go, Okay. He wasn't even
a first when we drafted him, so you know you
could do that. But what is it like? You are
you just looking to get rid of somebody? Now, maybe
you want to see Braylan Allen and Isaiah Davis Moore.
(45:59):
I don't don't know, But if you get rid of Breece,
what you're looking at is one injury to Brailn Allen
and you're down to Isaiah Davis and Wengu just like that.
Why would you create that? Right now? Running back room
is the strongest room on our team, hands down, Breece
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all Brailan all and Isaiah Davis and Nguanghu strongest room
on the team. You want to weaken that for a fourth?
You want to weaken it for a third. It doesn't
make sense to me. So the fact that this keeps
coming out, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you why it
keeps coming out it's not because they want to trade them.
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It's because it's the only place where there's a potential,
where you can squeeze and there's some potential juice because
there's no drama coming out of this team. Again, Malachi Cooley,
but what is it really last year's third round pick.
This team, this regime doesn't like him. It happens all
the time. Matter of fact, the Vikings with the two
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third round pick, the third round pick that we gave up,
I think it was two thirds for Elijah via Tucker,
who will talk about in a second. They drafted a
quarterback and Chas Surat. So they drafted Kellamand and Chas Surat.
They cut them both the next year, two third round picks.
Nobody went nuts. They said, oh, that's a little odd.
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The new regime said, yeah, we don't want them. They're
not our guys. We're not gonna waste any time developing them.
We're gonna give them a chance to go wherever they want.
Please dom C, please Sauce Gardner obviously, who I just
watched on Hot Ones, which was fantastic. Did you see it? Tom?
(47:56):
It's funny Old. I gotta tell him, I gotta tell
you he handles like a champ. But there's one. There's
one sauce. The sauce right before the last dab dude,
he knocked his fucking and knocked his pants off. He
got up, he was walking around, he's eating ice cream,
he's drinking water, and he would They asked him a
question about his twitch stream and he looked up, but
he said, I don't know. He was lost in the
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sauce pun intended. So you got Brandon Stevens, who all right,
we you know, it looked okay in the preseason, but
it's a little big fat question mark there. Michael Carter,
I'll give you, but he's coming off of injury. We
don't know what he is. He looked, he looked okay.
He had some real nice you know, one play. I
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think this pops in my head. He came in like
a heat seeking missile and took the guy out on
his legs behind the line of scrimmage. Very very nice.
But then you got Stiggers. Uh? Who else? Who's the
other ones? He got Stiggers, We got rid of JBC.
I'm come on the guy. Uh. Then Isaiah Oliver is
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listed as a safety, but he can play nickel who's
the guy I'm missing. I can't believe it, But dude, please,
you got three question marks and a sauce. That's what
you got, dom C project prospect extraordinary. Now, look, Robert
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and the Roberts say saying something, and let's and let's
segue this into some Elijahvier Tucker talk as well, and
Membo says did Roberts says, the old line may be
this strong, and I'm right there with you. May Simpson
might be hurt more than we think, which is something
bubbling up right we don't know. And memboo, dude, he
(49:48):
might take a second. Okay, And let me tell you something.
His first two weeks in the NFL are not exactly
powder puff soft on ramps. He had his problems in preseason,
and he's gonna have more. We had better give him
some tight end help. That's all I'm saying. That's what
they should do. I have no doubt in my mind
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that the running back room as it stands right now.
Maybe we get to week ten and you know, Stevens
has five picks and he's you know, no passes on him,
and he's twelve past defense. All right, we got a
different conversation but as of today, trying to tell me
that that cornerback room is better than the running back room. Yeah, fantastic, Tom,
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I know this is one of those things. So we
got a seventh round pick from the Giants. That's great,
all right, but Tom loves them and Tom knows his stuff, right,
But like, come on, come on, dom C, what are
we doing? What are we doing here? Why wouldn't you
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be confident with Sauce? Why you going Quay Bills? Why
so far? Like, dude two, We've literally never had a
player like him. Opened his career with two All pros
and Rookie of the Year and then he has a
down year where to look like, still think Quay, He's
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still only giving up three touchdowns in his entire career.
Think about that, Think about that? Now you should You
can have your feelings and your thoughts, of course, but
I think you should reorganize that and be like, you know,
I'm a little I'm interested to see how Sauce bounces
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back because he had a not typical year, but he
was like elite and then he goes down a little bit.
Plus he was playing banged up. He got hurt in
the Niners game Week one, so I don't know. Now
Cisco's a safety quay Bills. Who was your other cornerback
(52:10):
and it wasn't Black? No, I gotta look. I just
can't deal. I just can't deal.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hold on it.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
At the funk out of here with that?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
So gross?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
All right, So let's take a look at the jet steps.
So I gotta look. I gotta see and this this
this site always slows my computer down. It's crazy. All right,
let's look here. Am I not missing somebody? Oh? Dzy Thomas?
(52:59):
That's the I'm thinking of everybody? Geeesh. And that's what
and there it is And that's why Dom's saying it.
What a's Thomas? Love him all you want as a prospect,
you guys know everybody knows. You know he We gotta
see who he is in the NFL. We might not
see him for you know, we might not see the
(53:22):
guy that the Prospects showed you he could be for years,
you know what I mean? Truth, And hopefully by the
end of this year, you know we know who he is.
But that's Tom's guy. There it is. That's the area
is Dom chined in And I you know what's funny?
It was bothering me like in a in a way
(53:43):
I knew it. I'm like, I'm there's a there's something
here man, like a dom is saying, and there's a
guy I know, And well, let's talk about this offensive
line of ours real quick. So again, Fashanu on the
left side, first round pick, eleventh overall a year ago.
(54:03):
And we got Simpson, who we don't know if he's
injured or not, if he's gonna play, and if he does,
is he playing iron man and playing poorly like jo
like Brian Winters did for us for all those years.
Brian Winter is playing with a torn peck his whole
entire year. It's like, ah, I hear you. I applaud it,
But dude, come on, pecks are pretty important for the
offensive line, would you agree? Tom? Like we talk about
(54:26):
asses and feet, asses, hands and feet, but I'm gonna
tell you what the what the hands are needing behind it?
It's some some peckies. You don't got the pecks giving
up a few sacks, you know what I mean? So
we'll see what's up with Jonathan Simpson now our center.
I would say it's gonna be John John. Is it
(54:49):
John Tipman? Is that his name? Michael Tipman, I'm fucking
is it? John Tim Jonathan Tipman, I'm fried. Glenn Glenn
Tipton is the guitarist for Judas Priest, but I don't know,
so let's just call him Tipman. But if Simpson's out,
then then you got Meyers up there on the center.
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Joe right, Ryan, thank you, Jesus, thank you, kill o'pot,
kill Opatra, and Andrew. Yeah, I'm just fried. So then
we got the right side, which is question mark supreme
to me avt who we I don't think there's any
question is a is a badass. Like he's a very
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good ballplayer, but he was out two years pretty much
his rookie year he played ninety nine percent of the time.
He got banged up and missed like the end of
games and things like that. But then the next year
he's got the the elbow. In the year after that
he's got the you know, he's got the the Achilles.
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And then last year he played fifteen games, so he
was banged up. But he you know, this fucking little
fruitfly man, you guys don't see it to you. I
want to kill him. I want to kill it so
bad I might have I don't know. Maybe he's dead,
but uh so AVT. Now check this out. There's articles
(56:20):
out there now saying AVT could command up to eighty
five million dollars next year. Now if he plays every
game this year in a contract year and it's the
first time since his rookie year, I mean, I mean
the injuries, I don't know, it's not like, you know,
the type of situation where it's the same injury and
you feel like, oh my gods, nag and this thing
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is going to keep coming up. But it's a little scary.
So number one, first and foremost, we need him to
stay healthy. But let me ask you, guys, are you
feeling like you want to give him that money or
you want to just replace him with a second round guard?
Speaker 2 (57:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Like, what do you think or are you like, dude, look,
especially if the offensive line is top five ish, you know,
in that range, and you feel like, look, man, top
ten even, you know, like we finally got a lot
an offensive line. They're on the upper tier. Like the
more they play together, you want to do that? Like
where where do you you know, where do you place
the value eighty million dollars plus for a guard? Who's
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been injured most of his career is not is not
a great look, right, So I don't know, but he's
a question mark for me this year. And behind him
we got Xavier Newman. I think it is like Abt
goes down. You know, now we're looking at Xavier, and
if he goes down, he goes from eighty million to
(57:47):
he's going to be signing a one year contract somewhere.
But then you got armand membu our first round pick
this year. So look at that three firsts and on
our offensive line. I don't know about men. I think again,
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you know, going against the Steelers defensive line and then
right after that the Bills defensive line. Man, Like, here's
what I'll say. We need to reserve judgment. That's what
we gotta do. We gotta not be so crazy, you know,
(58:30):
Like I remember when to Brickishaw Ferguson came in. He
was clearly a he was good, but he was not
that top five pick that everybody thought like right out
of the gate. And Pete dude, so many Jets fans
wanted to get rid of him, trade this guy. But
I mean it was like I fought it all the
time and around like year mid to you know, year two,
(58:53):
year three, he finally started to settle into being the
brickishaw Ferguson. Now he was never in Anthony Munoz or
one of those guys, but he was top of the
you know, the NFL, you know, echelon his whole career
after that. But it took him a minute. Member might
take a little bit, guys, And it doesn't mean he sucks.
(59:14):
If he has trouble this year, it doesn't mean he sucks.
It means he's a rookie and he's going against t J.
Watt and everybody else, you know what I mean. So uh,
Infrared says I would not sign him for above eighty million.
I like him too, and and there's value in keeping
the line together, you know. But I don't know, man,
(59:37):
Jake says, green Bean's memories cooked tonight. My memory's been
cooked all every night lately. I don't know what's going on, Jake.
And I'm look, I'm snorting a lot of creatine, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
They said he's supposed to snort that in colostrum, collagen
and these big fucking big rails of collagen and creatine.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's not working it's not working, man. I'm trying so
but let's see realistically, let's do this poll. Come on realistically, Okay,
not take your Homer hats off for a minute. Where
(01:00:22):
do you see?
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Where do you see?
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Bottom ten, mids, top ten or top five? All right,
(01:00:54):
so let's get that. So get your votes in there.
I want to say something. I see a Twitter commenter
in here, which I'm I want to shoot real straight?
Is rare? I want where'd it go? I wanted to
say hello, hello. My screen just kind of refreshed, so
I caught all the way up. I don't see the
Twitter people. They don't chime in often. But Robert was
a Twitter. Okay, Robert's a Twitter. Here you go. I
(01:01:17):
saw another one. They're no, all right, Robert, Robert, I
saw another one here? Hold on, where is it? I
might have lost it? Everybody, No, it's all Robert. That's
what it is. He he says. The Eagles O line
(01:01:40):
wins some super Bowls. Dude, O line is everything. It's
really everything. If your O line can give your quarterback
a peaceful, serene environment to carve up the field and
create running lanes, that the first contact that your running
back gets is for yards down the field. Dude, It's
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a different world. How do you look at the way
the Dallas Cowboys when they won their Super Bowls, it
was all behind that offensive line. Now their defense was
bad ass, they had a full team, but it was
that line, dude. Troy Aikman, Mike Irvin, Emmetts, Dude, Emmetts
Smith would run through that line his first contact had
he already had five yards before he had to make
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a single move. Nine out of ten runs. It was incredible.
He was great on top of it. But it was like,
you know, dude, our guys are getting hit in the backfield,
like their first contact is two yards behind the line
of scrimmage. So Ganggreen Jean says, if he stays healthy,
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I would rather take the evil that I know. You
never know when you draft a dude you have that's
a fair point. But that's the thing is the eighty
million dollars or the risk, you know what I mean?
And you look, you could draft a guy in the
second maybe even in the first Who gives a shit
depends on where you are. But you take a second
round pick and then you take a fifth one of
(01:03:09):
them work out, you know, what I mean, why not?
And you just got to have an offensive line coach
that can figure it out develop these guys. Right, Tom says,
eighty mil is the new forty mil. Remember when forty
mil was the new twenty mil. Remember when twenty mil
was crazy? Remember when we gave Neil O'Donnell four years
(01:03:32):
twenty five or five years twenty was it four years?
It was five years twenty five million dollars and we
were like, that's ridiculous. The money for five years of
a quarterback twenty five million? What am I benching these days?
(01:03:52):
I'm not really doing that, so I have no idea.
I'm working out like I'm doing on sets of twelve,
probably with eighty five ninety, Like that's kind of what
I'm doing. I started like forty, I go to fifty,
I go to six, you know, I mean that kind
of thing. I haven't done a max rep to my
(01:04:15):
shoulders a mess so like I can't even go all
the way down. I just bought the Anaconda shoulder thing.
I'm go, I have an orthopedical appointment. It slowed me down. Man,
My shoulder kicked my ass like I have. It's an
old injury, and I never got it fixed, and I've
been trying to work through it and kind of pay
attention to it and all, but it's stood. It's it's
really limiting what I can do the only I mean,
(01:04:37):
the only exercises that I can do without aggravating the shoulders,
like when I do my back or I focus on
my biceps and triceps, that's it. Everything else, if I
do chest, if I do anything to do with the shoulders,
and even like upper backlets, when I'm doing my traps
and shit like that, I can't do. I can't do
it without aggravating my shoulder. When I work my inner glute,
(01:05:03):
my inner glute hole, you know what I mean, Even
that does it. Jake checking back in says, but thanks
for asking, buddy. I'm feeling strong though. My stamina is
up to you know, I'm walking up the StairMaster Man,
doing about thirty five to fifty flights my pre workout,
(01:05:24):
you know, flights stairs. I'm Robert Salah. If we're not
top ten, it's a disaster. Wanted Warren, Uh fair point,
you could well. I'll tell you what though, Man, when
they took the tackles went like they were depleted by
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the time we had our next pick. The tackle crop
was was decimated, so it was smart to do it.
What's up, Radigan? But I'm with you, Jake, it better
be putting all these resources into it, all right. So look,
i'll end this poll. We'll see where we are. Forty
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two percent looks like it is gonna win with so
top ten forty forty one percent said top ten. Thirty
seven percent right behind it said mid. So you're thinking
that fifteen to you know that thirteen to eighteen range.
Top five thirteen percent, bottom ten six percent. So six
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percent of you guys feel like the Jets O line
even with three first and a second in there. Bottom ten?
That would be fucking terrible, wouldn't it. Everybody can't be
bottom ten. Everybody O'Donnell? Right, So let's do one more poll.
This is why this odd so and we'll do some
more streams and stuff. I'm also gonna drop this on
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audio tomorrow morning and we'll start that. I gotta figure
out my schedule for this one. This one's tough, but
I want the green Bean Jets Pod to be our
Monday morning thing again. Uh, let's see here, what the
score of the opening day game. Wait, maybe not the
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score results. What's the results.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Jets?
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Whoops, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So we want to we want to see what you
guys think. Here I did the poll. I just want
to know what you guys are feeling. Gotham Jets just
came in with his uh sixteen to seventeen Jets. I
don't know about that uh sixteen? So how did they
get sixteen? Two touchdowns and a safety? Maybe two touchdowns
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and they went for two both times? Well, hey, the
one thing Salad did right was he ran up those stairs. Dave, right,
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I want to see what you guys think. Come on,
I wish you guys from Twitter could do it. Get
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But uh, let me say this. I honestly believe we're
gonna win. I want you guys to know that there's
no I'm gonna walk in the stadium backwards. I'm gonna
do the whole thing. I'm walking in that stadium backwards
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the whole way up. And it's not a fucking easy stadium.
We're not talking about Giants Stadium where you go up
one escalator out and you and you're at your tier.
You gotta go up this escalator, walk down the thing,
go down the rabbit hole, the pipe where fucking mushrooms
come out, and then you gotta go down there and
go up the other thing and make a left and
the right, and then go up three more flights of
stairs and then take the left. It's like the met
life sucks. And I'm still gonna walk in backwards. So
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we're gonna see all right, I'm gonna end the poll.
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so here's the results of the poll, Thank you boogie.
What's the result of the opening day game? Here we go.
Jets barely win thirty seven percent. Jets win big twenty
five percent, So that puts us at fifty two percent.
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Think we're gonna win right now. No, that's twenty five
twenty five. No, that's sixty two percent. I think, dude,
we're dipping into a realm. That's not my fucking forte.
Jets lose a squeaker twenty five percent, and only eleven percent.
Even the negatives are limited here, eleven percent said the
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Jets will lose big. We can't lose big. We just
gotta harass Aaron Rodgers. That's the trick. That's the trick,
and then four yards of play wins the game. That's it.
That's all you gotta do. That's all you got. All
a Medican going in two weeks. Nice, I gotta go
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to New Jersey for a wedding in October. Maybe I
hit the game. Maybe I gotta see when Nick and
Jake are going and maybe go there with them. I
think that's in October. But anyway, all right, guys, well
that's gonna do it For this week's live version of
the Green Beans Jets Pod episode one hundred and eighty one.
We're here. I'll drop this in the audio for tomorrow
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and we'll talk. It's not gonna be quite the same
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whole bunch of you guys are going, which is gonna
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It's gonna be fucking weird. So I'm excited about that.
Hope you guys will come and hang. I'm looking forward
to seeing you guys that are already you know, definitely coming.
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I cannot wait to see you guys. It's gonna be amazing.
With that all said, I'm gonna close you out with
the reaction to the game that I was gonna start with.
It says what game it is, but this is me
and Germany. It's only a minute long, but this is
Jeremy and I reacting to the up and down game
Garrett Wilson's rookie season. Let me see it. Well, shit,
(01:15:27):
I just I just spun my damn thing and I
had it all cued up here. I really am out
of practice, huh. I'll tell you I'm getting I'm getting crusty.
Where is it Brian Thomas hit geeesh Monday night?
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Let me see here?
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Did I delete it like that? Because I hit it
and it like moved it did something? So hold on,
I'm gonna close you out with the Jared is all right, guys,
have a great rest of your Sunday evening, and we'll
talk tomorrow. With that all said, as always, go Jets.
(01:16:09):
They didn't give it to us.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
We're being wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
They're cheating us.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
It's it's never ending, how cheated we are as a team.
Making one bake they make There you go. That's why.
Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
I'll tell you, man, just for that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
That's it. That's what they've been waiting for. You'll see, guys,
we'll say there's one receipt. Here you go. So I
was like Gift Smith, who wants to eat it? Look
at Brieze Hall, Look at Brice. This is what we
call a drive black over the past. Oh can you
(01:16:57):
believe it? Garrett Wilson was open. He's literally yelling in
Cleveland Brown's fans faces. Let's stop. I can't see a thing.
Or I could see a thirty one twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
I think it's gonna be something along those lines.
Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
How fun would that be? What it is?
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Throw up?
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Oh my god, look at Corey Davis. Yeah, we might
have it. We might have it. Oh my god, I
do have it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Garrett Wilson, he's a snun holy cow.
Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Garrett Wilson is a stud. Dude. We can win right here.
Think that for what you fellow, You better fucking make this.
You better make this. Greg I can't even believe it. Yes,
that holy shit, all right, chick chick jib dude. That's
(01:18:12):
why we kept asking Davis
Weird. Okay, everybody, what's happening? I got stuck. I was
stuck there for a minute. Welcome to an evening version
of green Beans Jets Pod. I wanted to hang out.
There's been some stuff. I just want to talk Jets
football with my people right now. What at eight o'clock
(01:52):
at night, eight oh two pm on Sunday, August thirty first.
What an amazing thing then, is huh? Aren't you amazed
by the fact that it's already August first, which means, guys,
one week from right now, we will know if we well,
(02:16):
if we change things and we beat Aaron Rodgers coming
into our house wearing Steelers colors, or if we're victims
of the same stupid narrative that we always end up
being victims of. And hey, well, now twenty one week
from right now, we're gonna know. Guys, it's not up
(02:38):
for debate. Isn't that amazing? Welcome to green Bean Jetspod,
Episode one hundred and eighty one. Incredible, one hundred and
eighty one episodes of this and we took a few
months off, so it's nice to be back. You know
what I want to do. I want to start this.
(02:59):
I was watching some I want you guys to guess.
It's not gonna be that hard if you're paying attention.
But I want you guys to guess, uh, what game
this is that Jeremy and I are reacting to. I
did you know what I'm it's it's I think I
(03:20):
show you in the beginning, so forget it. I wanted
to show you the clip, but jeez, I can't do it,
because that's right. I started with, this is what the
clip is. But AnyWho, So how are we doing. Let's
see who's here. Let's say I know the blue bean.
You don't like it. You don't like blue bean, John?
Let me see I could change it up. This is
my late night stuff. It doesn't It's like I feel
(03:41):
a little early to be the blue bean, doesn't it?
Here we go, Wow, it's bright bean.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
This is for you, John Carmon. I'll brush my beard.
This is only for John Carmon. I want to look
good for John.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
John Carmon's in the house. And I agreed, just so
you know, Oh, John, I was thinking the same thing.
I really was. I was like, I don't I don't
know if I like this blue thing. So early in
the in the evening here. But all right, man, well
welcome to the show. So, guys, we got one week
to Jet's football. One week. We pretty much know who
(04:18):
our team is. Well, we don't know who the center is,
but who needs to know? Who needs to know who
this center is? Now, let me ask you a question.
This is the first poll. We'll do some polls for
the YouTube. People like and this is it? Do you think?
Do you really think a G doesn't know who the
(04:41):
center will be? You know, like, what is this? All right? Well,
come on, spell center right?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Bean?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Center will be?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, right?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Do you really think a G? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I believe that, yes, yeah, I'm gullible or no, this
is silliness.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean, look, he can do whatever he wants. Who knows? Sorry,
there is one, so we'll put it up there. I
stuck my own friggin opinion in the poll. I shouldn't
do that. I won't do that moving far, but I
did it for this one. So I mean, look, we
got all kinds of you know, we look, we got
(05:42):
rid of some guys that we want it. And we
do this every year like we're the we're the we're
the diehards. Right, we're the varsity. So I like to
call it like let me tell you in uh, like
in my world, right in my addiction world and all
that shit, like when I've been running treatment centers for years,
like for like uh, I've been running them for the
(06:04):
last fifteen but like so, but before that, I was
working so about twenty years I've been doing this, and
I remember kids would come in and like you know,
I'd have to search bags or whatever. I used to
teach people how to search, and like, you know, they
if anybody just says an example, if they ever come
in with like laundry sheets, Like if they're ever coming
in with laundry and they have their their soap and
(06:25):
they have their laundry sheets, bet you're ass there's heroin
bags or little xanaxes stuck between the laundry sheets. Just
fan them out, pill fly out of there. It happens
every time. Same thing with tissues, if they ever bring tissues,
or if they bring like they they have like hangars
with dress clothes on them, take them off the dress clothes.
(06:45):
There's always gonna be a tube, the card They're gonna
have the cardboard tube, wire hanger and that shit dude,
you could fit. I think I did it one time
with like like percocets, let's call them like they do it. It
was like eighty percocets fit in there, something like that,
eighty to one hundred. It's like, bro, one hanger, you'd
(07:07):
bring one hundred percocets into a rehab. So anyway, I've
been doing it. But what I would call those kids
and not always kids, I shouldn't say that. I've had
adults eighty years old try to sneak shit in. But
I would say to them, excuse me, but you're JV
and you're coming into the varsity. Okay, I would love
(07:28):
to say that line. That was my line. Listen, kid,
you're JV, right, you're hanging out with the varsity. Sit down.
You don't know we're gonna teach you some shit, okay
while you're here. Just sit down and shut up, you
know that kind of thing. But but yeah, so like
(07:48):
when we talk about our center and all this kind
of stuff, let's see John Carmer said, oh, thank you,
John ag knows more than we think he knows. Right, Yeah, man,
So all right, I'm gonna read a couple of comments.
(08:09):
Chris B's in the house. I love Chrispy. I love
Eric Craig too. Eric knows I love him. I don't
have to tell him. I don't have to proclaim my
love for Eric Craig. He knows. Let's up, Chris Hey
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content right on Chris Who doesn't love Chris by? Huh.
(08:33):
So I didn't get a chance to watch any of
the college games yesterday. I had intended to, but I
wasn't able to do it. So let's see flap Bush
dre is here, Dick Chimney's burners here. It's still preseas well.
You know what, Dick is that I've been working on,
(08:55):
Like I have some new intros and stuff I'm working.
I'm working on a lot of stuff, but none of
it's like I haven't been able to complete anything. I gotta,
really I gotta stiffen up here and get all my
shit ready for the season. But it's like you see it,
I'm I'm I'm not crisp. I'm definitely not crisp. And
for doing this for so long, uh, you know, I
(09:17):
know I was stuck a little bit. Ah, Siketty, how
do you do there? He is? We love, we love
Mark Sacchetti. John's in here, Thank you, John Gotham FC
Jets right on. I'm ready for the season too. And
then we'll go, look, we'll do a couple of polls.
We'll talk about a few things. I want to start,
(09:38):
you know, we're just say finish our helloes. But then
we'll we'll start with our predictions, right, So we'll we'll
do a little bit of that today and then we're
gonna talk about Reese Hall, Elijah Via Tucker, the offensive
line in general. So we'll talk about armand Membo a
little bit, but we'll mention the Malachi Corley stuff that
(09:59):
has come out. We'll we'll talk about that. You know,
I'm getting tired. Like it's a funny thing, you know,
Like I've told you guys one hundred times. People think
I'm a I'm like, I get homer ritis and and
I do like, but I'm a homer for the Jets.
I am. I'm not unrealistic, but I'm definitely on the
positive side. Like I just fucking although it's getting harder
and harder. I'll be honest, but I figure, why not.
(10:21):
You'd be positive until you until you can't right, you know,
Like I don't know. I don't want to be negative
the whole time. Now, I don't see us doing too
much this year, but I'm gonna root. I'm gonna once
the first kickoffs on. I'm gonna be the same Jets
fan I always am. But uh, I lost my whole
train of thought. So Jets fans with uh the record?
(10:42):
Yeah so, but like with these guys with play, I'm
definitely not a homer for guys like even my boy Yoboa.
You guys know, I love Kenny you boa, and I
hope he does well sincerely, but let me tell you something,
as soon as he starts being good, if that was
sure were to happen, like, I don't feel vindicated. I
just hate it. I hate all players when they leave
the Jets as players. I hate him as men, but
(11:04):
I hate him like I want the Jets and it
never works because it never happens. But I want the
Jets to be right. I want the moves that we
make to be the correct move. That's what I want.
I went when they do something controversial, like they pass
on a you know, whoever, who was the guy Brian
(11:26):
Thomas Junior for Malachi Corley? Like I wanted Malachi Courley
to be better? Why? Now did I think he was
gonna be? Probably not? But I want him to be Why?
Because I want the Jets to be I want the
moves that we make. You know what it's really all about, guys,
I am sick and tired of being made fun of.
(11:46):
I'm gonna tell you something. So I just went to
a meeting before five o'clock today and I sat between
two guys. I know, one's a Steelers fan and one's
a Ravens fan. That's what I was. Actually the other way.
The Ravens, the Stealers. Fraan was here, the Ravens fan
was here, and you listen to them and they're complaining
(12:07):
about stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I mean then I don't get to the playoffs or
you know, we don't get to we only we lose
in the first round. I literally looked at them and
I said, I want you guys to shut up. This
is literally what I said. I said, you are both spoiled, rotten,
You are brats, okay, and you have no idea what
football paint is you guys, neither of you have had
(12:31):
a losing season in at least a decade more really,
but neither of you the best. I had one ten
and six season in the past what fifteen years, and
we didn't even make the playoffs. That's what I got.
So I don't want to hear it. And that's the thing. So, like,
(12:54):
what it boils down to for me is when the
Jets do stupid shit like that, like when we're watching
the draft and we know, damn well, dude, why did
you take that guy when this guy was right here
right We know it, and they've done it. It doesn't
matter what named. Terry Bradways here, John Idzick's here, Mike Tannebov,
doesn't matter who it is. They do this shit. And really,
what I want is for the move to work out.
(13:17):
Why because I want to win games and everything, of course,
but I want us to not have the position of
being made fun of, easily made funnable. That's what I'm
sick and tired of. I'm tired of you guys. When
you walk around proudly with your jet shit everywhere you
go people can make fun of you. I'm sick of it.
(13:40):
It's more than wins and losses for me, I don't
want to be made fun of anymore. I'm tired of it.
This fucking week one game. You realize that if Aaron
Rodgers throw us for three hundred yards and and you know,
two touchdowns, no interceptions or whatever, and they beat us soundly,
do you realize what that's gonna do for us? Dude?
(14:04):
The whole national media is dude. They have their headlines written,
they have the articles written. All they're gonna do is
put in the stats. They're dying to pounce on us
for being He's great in Green Bay. He comes to
the Jets and sucks and goes to the Steelers that
he's great.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
They're dying And Mark says, clearly was a Corely was
clearly a horrible horrid. Oh what good word? Mark? I
liked that. I approve Mark. I like the word horrid.
(14:42):
I like words, man, I like words like you pull
them out. And it's funny because I thought when I
would say that, like my normal operating mechanism, Mark would
be like, I would have a bunch on deck instantly
to say, but I don't know what's happening. I'm getting
tired and old. I'm not as sharp. I'll fucking in
an hour, I'll think of him like a should have
said this word. But I'm with you. So he was
(15:03):
a horrid draft pick by an overrated front office. Yeah, well, look,
I do think if you look at you know, just
our last let's call it twenty five years, all the
way back into I mean, you can go before parcels
co Tightugh Steinberg, you know you can go. Joe Douglas
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was arguably the best. I mean, Mike Tannebaum got the
most done. He was trader Mike dude, and he was
out of control. You know, I loved it. He would
did anything, anything he wanted, he got it done. So
that was always fun about him. But Joe Douglas that
that front office was good, man, It was good and
(15:46):
I liked the the like the way that they were
doing things was was was sound. But dude, I'll tell
you a lot of their picks I was left me
scratching my head, especially in the mids. But they look,
they got Michael Carter, Jamien Sherwood in the mids, you
know what I mean. So all right, let's let's say
(16:07):
hello some more Alan does is here. Let's be a
serious organization right. Alan they should have. They should have
signed me as the damn GM. I'm telling you, I
fixed the team in two years, and I would have
meetings with you guys all the time, late night meetings.
I'd be like, all right, here's what we're gonna do,
(16:29):
ten pm every midnight on Tuesday. I'm gonna leave all
my scouts out and I'm gonna talk with you guys.
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It sucks. It sucks, man. James Thompson knows. Yeah, Greenby
and I feel the same. When I tell dude, they
laugh or you know what's even worse, James. It's one
thing when they laugh that sucks, Isn't it worse when
they're pity They go, oh, man, you know look, I
always like the Jets. I think you're gonna have a
good squad this year. Go fuck you man, like I
(17:10):
need your shit, like I need you. I need that.
They can't win with me, you know what I mean.
It's like, look, either they're making fun of me, which
I hate, or they're giving me pity which I can't stand,
or I want and I want to rub their face
and talk shit, you know what I mean, Like I
(17:30):
don't know you can't win with me, dude, just don't.
That's why I hang out with us and only us. Yeah,
I rub elbows, I don't. I don't watch football ninety
nine percent of the time. I don't watch football with
opposing fans. I don't like it. I think I told
you guys one time, dude, one time. I literally there
was a friend of mine for years, we haven't talked
(17:52):
since this date. This was back in the nineties. He
was just the Jets were losing. He was rubbing my
face and you know, he was wouldn't stop. And I
told him, look, dude, I'm not in a good mood.
I'm not happy, and I don't appreciate you poking me.
You know, I don't appreciate it, so stop it. He's like, dude,
it's a fucking game. Relax, man, I said, exactly, it's
a game. But I'm not in a good mood. It's
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not about the game. It's about me. I'm not in
a good mood and you are continually doing it. So
I just don't want you to do it. I told
him a bunch of times. I said, that's it. Listen
to me. You say one more word, I don't even
care if it's about the game, one more word, I'm
gonna drag you out. This is what I said. I'm
gonna drag you outside by your belt loop and shirt collar.
I'm gonna throw you out the door, grab your ankles,
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and beat you on the side of your fucking car.
That's what I told them. I was I right, no,
but I said it. Alan Dodes checking in. By the way,
Alan Dode's gonna meet us up at Bezara. I'll throw
that up there. Go to Talking Jets if you want
to hang out with us next weekend on Saturday. Dude,
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it's gonna be epic the whole weekend on the beach.
Baby Oh, I can't wait to go to bezar Alan
Doads will be there. Go to talkinjest dot com. Our
meet up like our game thing is sold out now.
If you have tickets for the game, you can still
go to tailgate Joe. Go to tailgate Joe dot com,
get your tailgate and hang out with us, or you
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can come hang out anyway. And he's six, you know,
it's not like there's a gate around it or anything.
He just can't eat the food or drink the endless
beer or anything like that, but yeah, man, come hangs.
So that's sold out, but the Bezar a piece is not.
So you can get your we're discounted tickets. I think
Labor Day weekend, there's a whole bunch of money off
the tickets. So if you want to come, I know
Allan will be there. I know Jeremy's gonna be there.
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I know obviously Matt O'Leary fuck yeah, and Ryan are
gonna be there. It's gonna be great. So what he say.
Alan Dods, by the way, was the president of the
Malachi Corley fanclub. You guys know this. If you've been
hanging out at all, you know Malachi Corley had one
die hard We all support and we wanted to be good, right,
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But Alan Dades different. I've disowned Corley next and that's
the way it's gotta be.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Like.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Look, I'll shoot straight. I am rooting for your boa
to have to be able to land and have his
career because I think he deserves it. But bet you're
ass man. If they if they play us or anything,
I'm hoping that Sherwood knocks his fucking helmet off like
I But believe me, I'm just as far as football goes.
I root for the Jets and I root against everything else.
That's it. And the only time I root for anything,
(20:29):
I really don't. I root against one team. Oh, I
just it all depends on what helps the Jets. That's it.
That's all I care about. I don't have other teams. Oh,
who's your second? Do you have an NFC team? I'm like, dude,
you're speaking man. They're in Chinese to me, Man, I
don't understand it. I'm a Jets fan. That's it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
If you do, I don't judge anybody for there, but
I can't do it. Good for you, Alan, you know
you gotta you gotta separate. You gotta get your separation
in here. I thought I saw Mark from Asbury Parking.
Here is he here? I want to say hi to Mark.
I haven't taught Mark. Give me a call tomorrow. Man.
I'm in the morning. I'm I'm I'm busy. But after
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that I should be around if you're still here. If
you're not, then then maybe i'd just call you. Maybe
I do that. See how you're doing. I hope you're
doing well, my friend. Uh, I wish I knew what
Joey wait?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Wait wait?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh here you go, here, you go, joe Joey g
any Giants fan gives Jets fans slip remind him that
they've had the worst wreak in the NFL of the
last several years. I know, and that's what we can do.
We you can. And so we have some bullets for
our for our musket, right, we got some musketballs to
shoot to fire. We're not we're not empty handed in
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this fight. But let's be real, dude, if we're talking
about the two franchises, Joey g like, dude, they got
five Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime, and they got
four fucking rings. Like, I haven't even seen the Jets
get in there, and I've been hanging around minute. Joey,
how old are you? Tell me how old you are?
Joey gr Who else we got here? I see Tom
(22:11):
Cahill's checking in, my buddy. I was thirteen when the
Jets won the Super Bowl. Now I'm sixty nine, sixty nine, dude,
All right, Tom, you got to enjoy this one. It's
like sweet sixteen. They call this sweet sixty nine. Problem
with sweet sixty nine is we're all beat up and
tired and fucking angry. Disenchanted with stuff. But yeah, man, dude,
(22:34):
I was born three years later. Brother. You know I'm
fifty two. I'll be fifty three this season. You know,
I change mid mid season. Actually, it's about the very end.
My birthday always sucks. As far as Jets football, We're
always out of it by the time I'm turning, turning
a new age. But yeah, dude, crazy stuff, isn't it.
(23:00):
It's crazy stuff time. Let me end the first poll
and see who believes that Aaron Glenn doesn't know who
the center of his offense is one week from the
opening day fest stupidas all? Right, here we go. Do
you really think AG doesn't know who the center will be?
That's the question. We had eighty votes and the number
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one answer is sick. With sixty three percent is no,
this is silliness. Of course he knows. Uh. Twenty percent
said yeah, I've been misspelled and I'm gillible. Wow, Jesus Christmas,
I'm gullible, and who knows? With sixteen percent, who knows?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Who knows? At this point? But yeah, dude, so you know,
I think Aaron Glenn knows who the center is if
he's doing something. Hey, man, I I do do the
thing that you feel you need to do right, do it.
I support Aaron Glenn in everything he's doing right now,
(23:59):
and if if I don't like it, if it doesn't
seem right to me, I'm still going with it because
he's Aaron Glenn. He's our head coach. He just got here.
He's a fucking legend and he and he loves it.
He wants to be here. He cuts Rich Simini off
at the at the neck every time he speaks. I mean, like, dude,
like a new coach comes in here, think if we
would have gotten whoever, what's the guy the Jaguars coach?
(24:23):
I can't I can't remember his name, some rookie kid
he comes in here. He don't know. Dick Chimney and
fucking Costello wanna date that. They're just trying to get
him to say something they don't know. So we got
to deal with two years of them putting their foot
in their mouth. Aaron Glenn's like, hey, dickhead, I already
told you the answers. No, all right, why are you
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trying to ask the same question? You see the press conferences.
Aaron Glenn gets up there and speaks, and they're all
like then, I don't have any questions. It's like enough
they don't know what to do because they you know,
they're trying to get gotcha. But he remembers guys he remember,
let's see here who two we got. Thank you Tom
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Jake checking in with his sixteenth sixteenth month of stream
Beinger support. Thank you so much Shake for supporting the channel.
It is appreciated. He says, I wanted Corley and I
love the pick proves I know nothing. Woods pick up
is the most excited I've been since the day two
of the draft. Love him your VA guy. Now, okay,
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there's a lot there now. Number one, I liked Malachi
Corley too, shooting real straight, I did not like him
as much as the Jets liked him, and he was
not the wider The truth is well, I mean in
the fourth round, the third round, fourth round, I wanted
Malik Washington out of UVA. I mean, I'm a little
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bit tilted, I know that. But dude, Brian Thomas was
sitting there. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Maybe he wasn't there. I'm thinking of somebody else. But
there were guys that I liked better than more than
Malachi Corley. At that spot. But I wasn't unhappy with
the pick. I wasn't. I thought that they the fact
that they traded up like it just I didn't think
they needed to do that. But I wasn't unhappy with
the pick. But hey man, the kid, you know, look,
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he's like, look, you guys wanted to trade up for me.
They're releasing texts about it. No matter what you had
me as the fourth overall wide receiver. Why are you
sticking me on special teams? But that's the thing, dude,
it doesn't matter, Like if you can't conceptualize that, it
doesn't matter who you are. You're a rookie. I want
to put you on special teams. You know, if the
Detroit Lions Aiden Hutchinson was the second overall pick I
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think he was, if they would have said to Aiden Hutchinson, look,
we need you to play specials, he would have said, okay,
you know what I mean, I'm the second overall pick.
Star defense to me, he wouldn't have said that. He
would have said, all right, now, granted defensive lineman and
wider he were poor comparison. You think if you told
Garrett Wolfson, he look, dude, we need you to play special.
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You think Garrett Wilson would have had a problem with it,
and Garret Wilson's a true stud I don't think so. Well,
let's talk about Joloannie Woods. Now. To be fair here,
Jeloannie Woods only played his last year at UVA, but
I loved it, and that was his best year.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It was similar to what Yoboa did at ole Miss.
You know, he played for a Baylor and then he
transferred to ole Miss. I think Jelanney Woods was Oklahoma,
I think, and then he transferred to uv eight. He
took over. Dude. He was big shit here, him and
Malik Washington running around. It's great, No, he was before
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Milike Washington, but still it was like, you know, look
when these guys, it's like when Bryce Hall was here.
Bryce Hall was the king of the dude. He was
the king here and then he got injured and that
whole thing. But uh, but yeah, man, I am excited
for Jelanney Woods. The problem is, and you all know
oh this by now if you've been paying attention, the
problem with Jelani Woods is not talent.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
The guy's six foot seven, two point fifty five. He's
a monster. Okay, and he's strong, he's ripped. He's not
a big flab to you know, six seven running around.
He's a monster. And he's got great hands, and he's deliberate,
and he's and he's a solid ass receiver, blocker, all
those things. But he can't stay healthy. He had the
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last two years, he's been pretty much out and not
with like he didn't tear his ACL or MCL or
anything like that. He didn't get an achilles injury. It's dude,
turf toe like hamstring, so like he's getting he he
can't make it back from soft tissue. So that's concerning.
So right now, I think you gotta just keep him
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at tight end three and just fold him in and
use him, you know, use him in twelves and thirteens
and things like that, and just let him work in.
Make sure he's healthy, loose, and make sure this guy's
loose and chilled. Man, Cold and loose. That's what you want, now,
what not cold, warm and loose. Geeesh. I said it
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backwards anyway, But that's the thing. But I am excited
about him. And you know, we were talking about I said, look, really,
the one free agent that i'd be really excited. Not
free agent, but the waiver wire cuts. I said, dude,
if with the Jets were smart, they'd go out and
get Selanni Woods and they did it. That's rare, you know,
isn't that rare? Jake uh Gotham Sinny, thank you, buddy,
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and thanks for the continued support. Man gotam FC Jets.
All right. The only other player I'll root for is Baker.
Baker Mayfield or who's that guy? Uh something Baker that
touchdown maker? Remember that guy? Remember that the Giants and
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then he was on the Dolphins with something Baker the
touchdown maker. Somebody put it in there. Somebody put it
in there. But uh yeah, I mean, look, you could prove.
I mean, anybody can do whatever they want, right Like
I definitely. I mean, if I'm gonna get into a
pissing match with you, I'll argue stuff. But you know,
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I don't really give a shit what anybody does. I'm
just saying, like for me, I don't understand it, but
I do understand liking players like that, like like, for example,
like watching a good game like on Monday night and
seeing the players so like the Bengals are playing the
Ravens or something like that, and you see you get
to watch you know, all those guys like you know,
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it's like, of course I appreciate that as well, but
I don't know. I'm all I'm doing is looking whose
records or what and who's gonna impact us. And that's
what I'm rooting for. Dude, I pretend because my wife
is from Baltimore. My wife is from Baltimore, and she's
a Ravens fan. Even though, dude, over hanging out with
me for this long, it's impossible, you know what I mean,
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It's impossible. So she's a Jets fan and she's coming.
This is the first time. Check this out. I've been
married to my wife for eighteen. In February, it'll be
twenty years we're together. We've never been to a football game.
We've never been to a Jets game together. Never that
crazy that will happen this week or yeah, this year,
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Opening day, September seventh. So you guys, if you're coming,
you get to meet my wife. My daughter will be there.
My son's not gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Team being.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You want to know why, because he's got his first
show with his band in Brooklyn same day, like the
night before and so they whatever. So he's not gonna
be able to make it. We can't coordinate everything. But yeah,
he's singing in the band. First show in New York. Man,
I don't know if I'm gonna try to get there.
I don't know if I can. It's breaking my heart.
(32:00):
And uh, well, yeah I root for the Jets. Dick
Chimney's burner checking in Thank You Buddy, says, my daughter
got her first Jets item today. I tried to talk
her out of it. I said, please have a better
life than me. Exactly, dude. I did the same thing.
I did it with my son. I tried to make
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him a Ravens fan like his mother, and he was
for a little bit before he knew anything. And then
the Rex Ryan years. He was like four, when when
that two, when that shit happened. And I made the
mistake of bringing him to the South Florida Jets fan
club and it was like three hundred Jets fans and
we beat the we beat the Chargers. It was like Mayem.
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He was like, he's adrenaline. You know. It's funny. I
was talking to my daughter yesterday about this. She said,
we were on a hike and my daughter said to me, No,
I was a real Ravens fan. She's like, but uh,
I don't know. She's like, I'm definitely a Jets fan.
Now I'm like, yeah, it sucks. That sucks. That's my fault,
(33:01):
Dick Jimney. It's my fault. I know it is. But hey,
I mean, look, we can get you once they make
their decision. What are you gonna do? Right, what are
you gonna do? We'll get to jay Z right here.
Thank you, buddy, twenty five months for the great jay
Z Jets fan. Thank you, buddy, he says, demand the myth,
(33:23):
the legend green being there. You go.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, hey you're yeah, you know, we're all right, Me
and you jay Z. This is all right, and I'm
glad you're here, my man. Truly, you guys are the goods.
What the hell does happen here? Something happened? So thank
you Bud a big country checking and thank you Green
mean for being for being all right? You're an o
(33:50):
g Greg Well, thank you big country. What you got there? Fish?
Big country catching fish all right? Man, I gotta love it.
I love getting outside. I did my first hike in
a long time yesterday. Man, I was I said to
my wife. I said, bro, I'm happy around here. I
really am. Huh, dude, I just gotta uh, I'm prom
(34:13):
sure you guys put it in the in the chat,
but uh yeah, Sack, you're fucking funny man. So I
guess our buddy, Sack exchange jets from jets lounges here.
And he just texted me, he said, Stephen Baker, Stephen Baker,
touchdown maker. That's right, Stephen Baker, You guys are the bests.
(34:38):
Lonnie Woods with his razz score right, man, Sack, you're
the best. You're the best, buddy. I love you, I
miss you. I hope we get to see each other
this year. All right, let me do this. So, guys,
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That's the great thing about it. Alan Dota check and remember,
(37:44):
your kids chose a life of misery. You did right
their choice. Dude. They're people, you know you look at
your children you're like, ah, my kids, yeah, tell you,
they're my kids, but they're people like my I have
a mom and dad. They're not in control of me, right,
you know what I mean? So there, they made their
(38:04):
own choices. I tried. I did my best. Allan dudes,
right on, Jack, listen to this Jack mana Manorino. It's
so funny because I got a brother in law Manary,
I got Marinos. I don't have a man Reino. That's good.
It's a combo deal. Greeming and having a horrible night.
Dog walked through a nest of ticks. What is it?
I never even seen a nest of ticks. We're deep
(38:28):
cleaning the entire house. Appreciate you keeping us company. Oh dude, listen.
When I was in uh, I forget where it was.
I might have been North Carolina, Tennessee, I think, dude.
We went back to the car after a hike, I
would without exaggeration, we took thirteen ticks off my dog
and they were all over us too. It was like
tick week. You gotta be careful. My wife got an
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alpha galle You ever heard she can't eat fucking mammals
because of this damn tick. Be careful Jack. You know
what you do. You know what I do, and you
can do this with a p you can do with
a lighter. When I take ticks, I literally put them
on the thing and I roll them. I roll them, well,
one of these, and I pop their guts out of
their ass or out of their face. I don't care
which way it goes, because I want them to know
(39:12):
this ain't okay. What you're doing, what you've chosen to
do with your life, mister tick is not okay. It's
not okay. All right, let's talk a little bit about brieze.
I hope you guys, I hope you do okay up there, Jack.
That sucks. There's there's no sugar for it. There's no sugar.
I just hope you guys don't get one on you
(39:33):
and miss it in your belt line or behind your
ear and it gets you and gets you. I don't
want it to get you. Ticks and flees are vicious, indeed, Ohio,
right on, man, So check it out, Andrew, let me
show you something. Let me see if I can find
it for you. Now, I I'm nervous to even put
(39:54):
this up because I feel like I'm gonna jinx it Okay,
let me let me find this the weather for the
you know what, maybe I can't do it because everything's locked.
I don't know what's going on around here these days.
There you go, I don't know. Everything's slow. Let me
see here. Uh, Nope, that's not the right one. Hold on,
(40:26):
is this the right one? Let me see this is
the right one, I think. So I'm gonna show you. Nope,
that's not it either. See that's here it is, is it?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
So?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Look, this is the weather. You ready, let me show
you the weather. Let's see if it Let's see if
it works. This fucking thing doesn't like to work for
me these days. All right, let's see. So I'm gonna
show you, guys. Now, last year, if you remember it correctly,
Alan knows, Jeremy knows, everybody knows, it said it wasn't
(41:08):
It said it was gonna rain in the morning and
then stop in an hour. And then at an hour
it said it's gonna stop in an hour. And it
did that all day. It rained on us the entire tailgate,
and then it rained on us the entire game, and
then it rained on us as we walked out after
we lost to the Denver Broncos and then this is
when we got in the car and hit the turnpike,
the sun came out. Uh huh. That's how it happened.
(41:35):
So yeah, it's not letting me do it. But anyway,
so what it says is Friday partly cloudy, so Saturday.
This is from all. Let me start from Monday. So
Tomorrow Monday seventy eight degrees high, partly cloudy, Tuesday mostly sunny,
seventy eight degrees, Wednesday sunny, seventy nine. Then it says
(41:59):
Thursday pm showers, Friday am showers, Saturday Baizara sunny Sunday,
which is the game, sonny and seventy five degrees. What
do you guys think of that? You guys think it's
(42:21):
gonna hold. I don't know if it's gonna hold.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I hope it holds. It's a little early for them
to be talking shit like that, but right now we're
looking at some good weather and that would be delightful.
That would be delightful. So all right, let's talk a
little bit about Breeze Hall. So Breece Hall, as you
guys know, is in a backfield now with some young guys. Now,
(42:48):
Breece Hall is only going into his fourth year, so
he's not exactly what we would call old. But he had,
you know, the one year cut short by the injury.
He was banged up, and he's been sharing in time
like they're always bringing people in, Dalvin Cook or or
whoever right, sharing time Michael Carter and everybody. So Brees
(43:11):
is now in a backfield with Braylen Allen who's a stud,
and Isaiah Davis who's also a stud. Like those two
guys are better than any running backs that we had before.
Breeze Hall for like a ten plus years without exaggerations,
Forte at the end of his career, Gore at the
end of his career. They don't count because they're just
at the end when we had them. But Brees Hall,
(43:36):
who I still think is an elite back. I gotta
shoot straight. He looks a little slow, he looks a
little indecisive. Now, I don't know if he's in his
head because of all this stuff, but if he's good
and not better than Braylen Allen. They're talking about trades now,
(43:58):
the most recent one was from Bleacher Report, and then
we're talking about getting what a receiver down there and
a fourth round pick Now, how do you guys feel
about about that? Where are we with the are you?
Are you as tired as I am? Like? There's all there.
There always has to be something like this has been
(44:20):
a drama free outside of like Malachai Corley, this has
been a drama free training camp. There's nothing. There's no
Aaron Rodgers, there's no blah blah blah whatever it might be.
There was no contract Boloney, everybody was signed. Sherwood was signed,
uh G, Dubs saw signed. There's they gave Quinn Quincy
(44:44):
a little bump for you. Didn't have to, but they did.
And then there's this fabricated idea that and Aaron Glenn
has said that doesn't that doesn't mean I'm trading Briests
has nothing to do with anything. When I said I
like Braylan Allen doesn't mean I don't like Breece. I
have three excellent running backs. I'm gonna use them. So
(45:07):
there's this fabricated drama that one of our core players
were gonna trade. And the crazy thing is, I see
a lot of Jets fans that want to trade him. Now,
to the guys who want to trade.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
Him, what is it that we what is it that
we think we're getting, Like you're selling low, which is
just not the thing to do unless you're desperate, which
we're not.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
So like, what do you think? Like, I mean, now,
if somebody says, hey, I'll give you a first round
pick for Bree's hall, you go, Okay. He wasn't even
a first when we drafted him, so you know you
could do that. But what is it like? You are
you just looking to get rid of somebody? Now, maybe
you want to see Braylan Allen and Isaiah Davis Moore.
(45:59):
I don't don't know, But if you get rid of Breece,
what you're looking at is one injury to Brailn Allen
and you're down to Isaiah Davis and Wengu just like that.
Why would you create that? Right now? Running back room
is the strongest room on our team, hands down, Breece
(46:22):
all Brailan all and Isaiah Davis and Nguanghu strongest room
on the team. You want to weaken that for a fourth?
You want to weaken it for a third. It doesn't
make sense to me. So the fact that this keeps
coming out, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you why it
keeps coming out it's not because they want to trade them.
(46:47):
It's because it's the only place where there's a potential,
where you can squeeze and there's some potential juice because
there's no drama coming out of this team. Again, Malachi Cooley,
but what is it really last year's third round pick.
This team, this regime doesn't like him. It happens all
the time. Matter of fact, the Vikings with the two
(47:09):
third round pick, the third round pick that we gave up,
I think it was two thirds for Elijah via Tucker,
who will talk about in a second. They drafted a
quarterback and Chas Surat. So they drafted Kellamand and Chas Surat.
They cut them both the next year, two third round picks.
Nobody went nuts. They said, oh, that's a little odd.
(47:33):
The new regime said, yeah, we don't want them. They're
not our guys. We're not gonna waste any time developing them.
We're gonna give them a chance to go wherever they want.
Please dom C, please Sauce Gardner obviously, who I just
watched on Hot Ones, which was fantastic. Did you see it? Tom?
(47:56):
It's funny Old. I gotta tell him, I gotta tell
you he handles like a champ. But there's one. There's
one sauce. The sauce right before the last dab dude,
he knocked his fucking and knocked his pants off. He
got up, he was walking around, he's eating ice cream,
he's drinking water, and he would They asked him a
question about his twitch stream and he looked up, but
he said, I don't know. He was lost in the
(48:18):
sauce pun intended. So you got Brandon Stevens, who all right,
we you know, it looked okay in the preseason, but
it's a little big fat question mark there. Michael Carter,
I'll give you, but he's coming off of injury. We
don't know what he is. He looked, he looked okay.
He had some real nice you know, one play. I
(48:40):
think this pops in my head. He came in like
a heat seeking missile and took the guy out on
his legs behind the line of scrimmage. Very very nice.
But then you got Stiggers. Uh? Who else? Who's the
other ones? He got Stiggers, We got rid of JBC.
I'm come on the guy. Uh. Then Isaiah Oliver is
(49:02):
listed as a safety, but he can play nickel who's
the guy I'm missing. I can't believe it, But dude, please,
you got three question marks and a sauce. That's what
you got, dom C project prospect extraordinary. Now, look, Robert
(49:23):
and the Roberts say saying something, and let's and let's
segue this into some Elijahvier Tucker talk as well, and
Membo says did Roberts says, the old line may be
this strong, and I'm right there with you. May Simpson
might be hurt more than we think, which is something
bubbling up right we don't know. And memboo, dude, he
(49:48):
might take a second. Okay, And let me tell you something.
His first two weeks in the NFL are not exactly
powder puff soft on ramps. He had his problems in preseason,
and he's gonna have more. We had better give him
some tight end help. That's all I'm saying. That's what
they should do. I have no doubt in my mind
(50:13):
that the running back room as it stands right now.
Maybe we get to week ten and you know, Stevens
has five picks and he's you know, no passes on him,
and he's twelve past defense. All right, we got a
different conversation but as of today, trying to tell me
that that cornerback room is better than the running back room. Yeah, fantastic, Tom,
(50:39):
I know this is one of those things. So we
got a seventh round pick from the Giants. That's great,
all right, but Tom loves them and Tom knows his stuff, right,
But like, come on, come on, dom C, what are
we doing? What are we doing here? Why wouldn't you
(51:02):
be confident with Sauce? Why you going Quay Bills? Why
so far? Like, dude two, We've literally never had a
player like him. Opened his career with two All pros
and Rookie of the Year and then he has a
down year where to look like, still think Quay, He's
(51:25):
still only giving up three touchdowns in his entire career.
Think about that, Think about that? Now you should You
can have your feelings and your thoughts, of course, but
I think you should reorganize that and be like, you know,
I'm a little I'm interested to see how Sauce bounces
(51:48):
back because he had a not typical year, but he
was like elite and then he goes down a little bit.
Plus he was playing banged up. He got hurt in
the Niners game Week one, so I don't know. Now
Cisco's a safety quay Bills. Who was your other cornerback
(52:10):
and it wasn't Black? No, I gotta look. I just
can't deal. I just can't deal.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hold on it.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
At the funk out of here with that?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
So gross?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
All right, So let's take a look at the jet steps.
So I gotta look. I gotta see and this this
this site always slows my computer down. It's crazy. All right,
let's look here. Am I not missing somebody? Oh? Dzy Thomas?
(52:59):
That's the I'm thinking of everybody? Geeesh. And that's what
and there it is And that's why Dom's saying it.
What a's Thomas? Love him all you want as a prospect,
you guys know everybody knows. You know he We gotta
see who he is in the NFL. We might not
see him for you know, we might not see the
(53:22):
guy that the Prospects showed you he could be for years,
you know what I mean? Truth, And hopefully by the
end of this year, you know we know who he is.
But that's Tom's guy. There it is. That's the area
is Dom chined in And I you know what's funny?
It was bothering me like in a in a way
(53:43):
I knew it. I'm like, I'm there's a there's something
here man, like a dom is saying, and there's a
guy I know, And well, let's talk about this offensive
line of ours real quick. So again, Fashanu on the
left side, first round pick, eleventh overall a year ago.
(54:03):
And we got Simpson, who we don't know if he's
injured or not, if he's gonna play, and if he does,
is he playing iron man and playing poorly like jo
like Brian Winters did for us for all those years.
Brian Winter is playing with a torn peck his whole
entire year. It's like, ah, I hear you. I applaud it,
But dude, come on, pecks are pretty important for the
offensive line, would you agree? Tom? Like we talk about
(54:26):
asses and feet, asses, hands and feet, but I'm gonna
tell you what the what the hands are needing behind it?
It's some some peckies. You don't got the pecks giving
up a few sacks, you know what I mean? So
we'll see what's up with Jonathan Simpson now our center.
I would say it's gonna be John John. Is it
(54:49):
John Tipman? Is that his name? Michael Tipman, I'm fucking
is it? John Tim Jonathan Tipman, I'm fried. Glenn Glenn
Tipton is the guitarist for Judas Priest, but I don't know,
so let's just call him Tipman. But if Simpson's out,
then then you got Meyers up there on the center.
(55:12):
Joe right, Ryan, thank you, Jesus, thank you, kill o'pot,
kill Opatra, and Andrew. Yeah, I'm just fried. So then
we got the right side, which is question mark supreme
to me avt who we I don't think there's any
question is a is a badass. Like he's a very
(55:35):
good ballplayer, but he was out two years pretty much
his rookie year he played ninety nine percent of the time.
He got banged up and missed like the end of
games and things like that. But then the next year
he's got the the elbow. In the year after that
he's got the you know, he's got the the Achilles.
(55:57):
And then last year he played fifteen games, so he
was banged up. But he you know, this fucking little
fruitfly man, you guys don't see it to you. I
want to kill him. I want to kill it so
bad I might have I don't know. Maybe he's dead,
but uh so AVT. Now check this out. There's articles
(56:20):
out there now saying AVT could command up to eighty
five million dollars next year. Now if he plays every
game this year in a contract year and it's the
first time since his rookie year, I mean, I mean
the injuries, I don't know, it's not like, you know,
the type of situation where it's the same injury and
you feel like, oh my gods, nag and this thing
(56:42):
is going to keep coming up. But it's a little scary.
So number one, first and foremost, we need him to
stay healthy. But let me ask you, guys, are you
feeling like you want to give him that money or
you want to just replace him with a second round guard?
Speaker 2 (57:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Like, what do you think or are you like, dude, look,
especially if the offensive line is top five ish, you know,
in that range, and you feel like, look, man, top
ten even, you know, like we finally got a lot
an offensive line. They're on the upper tier. Like the
more they play together, you want to do that? Like
where where do you you know, where do you place
the value eighty million dollars plus for a guard? Who's
(57:26):
been injured most of his career is not is not
a great look, right, So I don't know, but he's
a question mark for me this year. And behind him
we got Xavier Newman. I think it is like Abt
goes down. You know, now we're looking at Xavier, and
if he goes down, he goes from eighty million to
(57:47):
he's going to be signing a one year contract somewhere.
But then you got armand membu our first round pick
this year. So look at that three firsts and on
our offensive line. I don't know about men. I think again,
(58:10):
you know, going against the Steelers defensive line and then
right after that the Bills defensive line. Man, Like, here's
what I'll say. We need to reserve judgment. That's what
we gotta do. We gotta not be so crazy, you know,
(58:30):
Like I remember when to Brickishaw Ferguson came in. He
was clearly a he was good, but he was not
that top five pick that everybody thought like right out
of the gate. And Pete dude, so many Jets fans
wanted to get rid of him, trade this guy. But
I mean it was like I fought it all the
time and around like year mid to you know, year two,
(58:53):
year three, he finally started to settle into being the
brickishaw Ferguson. Now he was never in Anthony Munoz or
one of those guys, but he was top of the
you know, the NFL, you know, echelon his whole career
after that. But it took him a minute. Member might
take a little bit, guys, And it doesn't mean he sucks.
(59:14):
If he has trouble this year, it doesn't mean he sucks.
It means he's a rookie and he's going against t J.
Watt and everybody else, you know what I mean. So uh,
Infrared says I would not sign him for above eighty million.
I like him too, and and there's value in keeping
the line together, you know. But I don't know, man,
(59:37):
Jake says, green Bean's memories cooked tonight. My memory's been
cooked all every night lately. I don't know what's going on, Jake.
And I'm look, I'm snorting a lot of creatine, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
They said he's supposed to snort that in colostrum, collagen
and these big fucking big rails of collagen and creatine.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's not working it's not working, man. I'm trying so
but let's see realistically, let's do this poll. Come on realistically, Okay,
not take your Homer hats off for a minute. Where
(01:00:22):
do you see?
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Where do you see?
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Bottom ten, mids, top ten or top five? All right,
(01:00:54):
so let's get that. So get your votes in there.
I want to say something. I see a Twitter commenter
in here, which I'm I want to shoot real straight?
Is rare? I want where'd it go? I wanted to
say hello, hello. My screen just kind of refreshed, so
I caught all the way up. I don't see the
Twitter people. They don't chime in often. But Robert was
a Twitter. Okay, Robert's a Twitter. Here you go. I
(01:01:17):
saw another one. They're no, all right, Robert, Robert, I
saw another one here? Hold on, where is it? I
might have lost it? Everybody, No, it's all Robert. That's
what it is. He he says. The Eagles O line
(01:01:40):
wins some super Bowls. Dude, O line is everything. It's
really everything. If your O line can give your quarterback
a peaceful, serene environment to carve up the field and
create running lanes, that the first contact that your running
back gets is for yards down the field. Dude, It's
(01:02:03):
a different world. How do you look at the way
the Dallas Cowboys when they won their Super Bowls, it
was all behind that offensive line. Now their defense was
bad ass, they had a full team, but it was
that line, dude. Troy Aikman, Mike Irvin, Emmetts, Dude, Emmetts
Smith would run through that line his first contact had
he already had five yards before he had to make
(01:02:25):
a single move. Nine out of ten runs. It was incredible.
He was great on top of it. But it was like,
you know, dude, our guys are getting hit in the backfield,
like their first contact is two yards behind the line
of scrimmage. So Ganggreen Jean says, if he stays healthy,
(01:02:47):
I would rather take the evil that I know. You
never know when you draft a dude you have that's
a fair point. But that's the thing is the eighty
million dollars or the risk, you know what I mean?
And you look, you could draft a guy in the
second maybe even in the first Who gives a shit
depends on where you are. But you take a second
round pick and then you take a fifth one of
(01:03:09):
them work out, you know, what I mean, why not?
And you just got to have an offensive line coach
that can figure it out develop these guys. Right, Tom says,
eighty mil is the new forty mil. Remember when forty
mil was the new twenty mil. Remember when twenty mil
was crazy? Remember when we gave Neil O'Donnell four years
(01:03:32):
twenty five or five years twenty was it four years?
It was five years twenty five million dollars and we
were like, that's ridiculous. The money for five years of
a quarterback twenty five million? What am I benching these days?
(01:03:52):
I'm not really doing that, so I have no idea.
I'm working out like I'm doing on sets of twelve,
probably with eighty five ninety, Like that's kind of what
I'm doing. I started like forty, I go to fifty,
I go to six, you know, I mean that kind
of thing. I haven't done a max rep to my
(01:04:15):
shoulders a mess so like I can't even go all
the way down. I just bought the Anaconda shoulder thing.
I'm go, I have an orthopedical appointment. It slowed me down. Man,
My shoulder kicked my ass like I have. It's an
old injury, and I never got it fixed, and I've
been trying to work through it and kind of pay
attention to it and all, but it's stood. It's it's
really limiting what I can do the only I mean,
(01:04:37):
the only exercises that I can do without aggravating the shoulders,
like when I do my back or I focus on
my biceps and triceps, that's it. Everything else, if I
do chest, if I do anything to do with the shoulders,
and even like upper backlets, when I'm doing my traps
and shit like that, I can't do. I can't do
it without aggravating my shoulder. When I work my inner glute,
(01:05:03):
my inner glute hole, you know what I mean, Even
that does it. Jake checking back in says, but thanks
for asking, buddy. I'm feeling strong though. My stamina is
up to you know, I'm walking up the StairMaster Man,
doing about thirty five to fifty flights my pre workout,
(01:05:24):
you know, flights stairs. I'm Robert Salah. If we're not
top ten, it's a disaster. Wanted Warren, Uh fair point,
you could well. I'll tell you what though, Man, when
they took the tackles went like they were depleted by
(01:05:44):
the time we had our next pick. The tackle crop
was was decimated, so it was smart to do it.
What's up, Radigan? But I'm with you, Jake, it better
be putting all these resources into it, all right. So look,
i'll end this poll. We'll see where we are. Forty
(01:06:06):
two percent looks like it is gonna win with so
top ten forty forty one percent said top ten. Thirty
seven percent right behind it said mid. So you're thinking
that fifteen to you know that thirteen to eighteen range.
Top five thirteen percent, bottom ten six percent. So six
(01:06:28):
percent of you guys feel like the Jets O line
even with three first and a second in there. Bottom ten?
That would be fucking terrible, wouldn't it. Everybody can't be
bottom ten. Everybody O'Donnell? Right, So let's do one more poll.
This is why this odd so and we'll do some
more streams and stuff. I'm also gonna drop this on
(01:06:50):
audio tomorrow morning and we'll start that. I gotta figure
out my schedule for this one. This one's tough, but
I want the green Bean Jets Pod to be our
Monday morning thing again. Uh, let's see here, what the
score of the opening day game. Wait, maybe not the
(01:07:15):
score results. What's the results.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Jets?
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Whoops, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So we want to we want to see what you
guys think. Here I did the poll. I just want
to know what you guys are feeling. Gotham Jets just
came in with his uh sixteen to seventeen Jets. I
don't know about that uh sixteen? So how did they
get sixteen? Two touchdowns and a safety? Maybe two touchdowns
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and they went for two both times? Well, hey, the
one thing Salad did right was he ran up those stairs. Dave, right,
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But uh, let me say this. I honestly believe we're
gonna win. I want you guys to know that there's
no I'm gonna walk in the stadium backwards. I'm gonna
do the whole thing. I'm walking in that stadium backwards
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the whole way up. And it's not a fucking easy stadium.
We're not talking about Giants Stadium where you go up
one escalator out and you and you're at your tier.
You gotta go up this escalator, walk down the thing,
go down the rabbit hole, the pipe where fucking mushrooms
come out, and then you gotta go down there and
go up the other thing and make a left and
the right, and then go up three more flights of
stairs and then take the left. It's like the met
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What's the result of the opening day game? Here we go.
Jets barely win thirty seven percent. Jets win big twenty
five percent, So that puts us at fifty two percent.
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Think we're gonna win right now. No, that's twenty five
twenty five. No, that's sixty two percent. I think, dude,
we're dipping into a realm. That's not my fucking forte.
Jets lose a squeaker twenty five percent, and only eleven percent.
Even the negatives are limited here, eleven percent said the
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Jets will lose big. We can't lose big. We just
gotta harass Aaron Rodgers. That's the trick. That's the trick,
and then four yards of play wins the game. That's it.
That's all you gotta do. That's all you got. All
a Medican going in two weeks. Nice, I gotta go
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whole bunch of you guys are going, which is gonna
be awesome, and we're doing a live live stream on
the stage. Man, it's gonna be epic. I can't wait
to do. I have no idea how it's gonna turn out.
It's gonna be fucking weird. So I'm excited about that.
Hope you guys will come and hang. I'm looking forward
to seeing you guys that are already you know, definitely coming.
(01:15:04):
I cannot wait to see you guys. It's gonna be amazing.
With that all said, I'm gonna close you out with
the reaction to the game that I was gonna start with.
It says what game it is, but this is me
and Germany. It's only a minute long, but this is
Jeremy and I reacting to the up and down game
Garrett Wilson's rookie season. Let me see it. Well, shit,
(01:15:27):
I just I just spun my damn thing and I
had it all cued up here. I really am out
of practice, huh. I'll tell you I'm getting I'm getting crusty.
Where is it Brian Thomas hit geeesh Monday night?
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Let me see here?
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Did I delete it like that? Because I hit it
and it like moved it did something? So hold on,
I'm gonna close you out with the Jared is all right, guys,
have a great rest of your Sunday evening, and we'll
talk tomorrow. With that all said, as always, go Jets.
(01:16:09):
They didn't give it to us.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
We're being wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
They're cheating us.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
It's it's never ending, how cheated we are as a team.
Making one bake they make There you go. That's why.
Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
I'll tell you, man, just for that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
That's it. That's what they've been waiting for. You'll see, guys,
we'll say there's one receipt. Here you go. So I
was like Gift Smith, who wants to eat it? Look
at Brieze Hall, Look at Brice. This is what we
call a drive black over the past. Oh can you
(01:16:57):
believe it? Garrett Wilson was open. He's literally yelling in
Cleveland Brown's fans faces. Let's stop. I can't see a thing.
Or I could see a thirty one twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
I think it's gonna be something along those lines.
Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
How fun would that be? What it is?
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Throw up?
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Oh my god, look at Corey Davis. Yeah, we might
have it. We might have it. Oh my god, I
do have it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Garrett Wilson, he's a snun holy cow.
Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Garrett Wilson is a stud. Dude. We can win right here.
Think that for what you fellow, You better fucking make this.
You better make this. Greg I can't even believe it. Yes,
that holy shit, all right, chick chick jib dude. That's
(01:18:12):
why we kept asking Davis
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