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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Whoa yo, Jets fans. Oh, what do we do? What
do we do? Jets fans? How do you do? What
do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's left? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Here we are, but like the shirt says, the Jets
might try, but they can't kill the rooster, right, they
can't kill him.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He ain't gonna die.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's us. That's us, you know, he ain't gonna die, right,
that's the Jets. So here we are.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Welcome to episode one seventy five of green Bean's Jets Pod,
the Soupelli Malamala episode soup Bielli Malamala.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Guys, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Jets fans.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm green Bean, by the way. Welcome, Welcome on board.
We're in trouble and not because, you know, because we lose, right,
that's part of it, of course, But it's because we
built We threw it all into the middle of the table,
(01:39):
you know what I mean. It's like, losing is one thing,
and yes, it's kind of the thing, but the fact
that we're not winning. We've been here before, we've done this,
but we have kind of a hole. Now it's some
significant dead cap. Next year we're we have a lot
of work to do. And the problem is for us
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as fans is we don't know what the hell is
going on. We don't know if Joe Douglas is going
to be here. We don't know if Wood He's going
to be the mother fing ambassador of the United Kingdom?
Are we stuck with Chris Johnson? Christopher Johnson again, don't
forget Look, he seems like a great guy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Truly.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think Christopher Johnson looks, sounds and acts like a
very nice man, all right, But as in you know,
the general sense whenever we're talking about football. I hate
guys on the Dolphins and I hate guys, but not
not outside of the NFL realm most I mean ninety
nine percent. You know, his men, his fathers, his sons, brothers, husbands, uncles.
(02:47):
You know, I don't hate them like that. It's just
you know, on the field. So Christopher Johnson, though, you know,
nice guy in life, right, but boy o, boy man,
he was here for five minutes, gave us Adam Gase.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And those shitty uniforms.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That we had to endure for a bunch of years,
you know, a handful of years, I should say. But
it's like Okay, well maybe he learned. I mean, I
don't even know what to think anymore. We got a
lot of work to do. First thing, speaking of work,
is on your end. It would be so kind. I mean,
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Jets pod this week. But man, oh man, so the
Jets fault to the Cardinals everybody. And look, I made
a whole podcast last week. It didn't do so well,
and I'll tell you why because I released it on
Thursday after my New York trip I told you about which,
by the way, if you did watch it, I played
(04:51):
a little David Gilmour clip when I was live at
the Garden and they hit me with a damn copyright
sharing whatever. It's not a real one. It's not a penalty,
it's not a strike. But shit, man, you can't even
like record a clip and go, hey, look I saw this.
It was a really nice show. Nope, they get you. No,
that's our money now. Like I'm telling you, this world
(05:11):
is something else. It really is. It's some I paid
fifty dollars for a damn shirt, two hundred and twenty
five dollars for the ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I bought four of them, six of them. Really, I
bought six of them, you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Know what I mean. And I can't show a clip
and to talk about it on my channel without you're
taking my favor.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So anyway, but.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I talked a little bit about nobody saw it right,
so I mentioned it. So I talked about what the
Jets really are. And I'm going to tell you something, dude.
The fact my idea that the Jets are a sitcom.
They're not a real NFL football team. They're not. He
bought the team for six hundred and twenty five million
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in nineteen ninety nine. It is now we're six point
four billion, and he has been in the toilet for
most of that time. Yeah, we had a few years.
We had the end of the parcels. We had the Herm,
we had the Mangini, we had the Rex. But since
that last fourteen years, it's been complete and utter garbage,
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and them, somehow just keeps making more money.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So what is it really?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's a sitcom. It's we just look at the last
few weeks. Look at the last few weeks, last month
and a half. Let's just take a look, shall we.
So we we we fire our we well, you know,
we got the whole Aaron Rodgers thing, right, So there's that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Now we're on all these primetime games.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We start three games in ten ten days the NFL
because we owe them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right, So it's all this stuff, drama, drama, drama.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Last year hard knocks, right, So we have Aaron Rodgers
and there's all that in the primetime games Monday night footballs,
Thursday Night football in two of the first three weeks.
Then we're in London where Woody, our owner, was the ambassador.
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Think about this story. Okay, the owner of one of
the largest pharmaceutical companies in the world, Johnson and Johnson,
known for band aids, Q tips and Johnson's Baby Shampoo,
among so many other things, buys a football.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He owns a football team. But he's good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But he's also penned to be the ambassador of the
United Kingdom. You see it. It's like crazy town. So
we go over to London with our Hall of Fame
quarterback who we traded for in mall the hooplomb. We're
on Hard Knocks and then he goes down four games
into this season, oh with the flag on September eleventh,
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do you see it? And then so we wait a year.
We're doing this and we're losing, and and then all
the stuff, and we go to London in front of
our owner's buddies, cronies, the other ambassadors and they're smoking
frash cigar Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
How's your team gonna play in end of whatever? Shepherd's pie?
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So don't tell any of my London, my English ple,
please don't I or don't don't take it personally. I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I don't know how to do accents and things like that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everything If I try, everything comes out like an Italian
pizza maker. I'm like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
From Russia, how do you do?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What do you doing? I make it the pizza in Russia.
Like That's how it all comes out. So I just
don't know how to do it well. So he brings
the team back to where he's all his ambassador guys
and they're sitting there and he loses embarrassingly to his
former quarterback who's having the career year because of miss
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kick or whatever. I think that one was the interception
at the end. Because Mike Williams, I'll get there, all right.
So he fires the head coach. He steps in and
he fires the head coach. Everybody blah blah blah. Then
we trade for Aaron Rodgers, our quarterback, his best buddy
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and his most lethal.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Weapon, and we get him in here.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Then we end the longest holdout of the season, one
of the stupidest longest holdouts in NFL history, only beaten
probably by the leve On Bell holdout, which, interestingly enough,
right on the heels of that, the Jets traded for
that guy too. Okay, so we end it all and
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we kind of it's like we lose, you know more,
And then we win one big game in front of
the home team fans, the greatest catch of this season,
one of the greatest catches of all time, so good
that they're making shirts like Michael Jordan Air Wilson, Garrett
(10:14):
will shin the shin is in. We cried, and then
we go to the desert and we look like, you know,
like they pull us back in.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you see it? It's not a football team.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's not. And no matter we say the face has changed,
that doesn't matter. The uniforms doesn't matter, GMS coaches, quarterbacks,
wide receivers, it doesn't matter because it's not see like
from a fan perspective, it doesn't matter because it's always
the same result.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But that's just it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's the design. Everybody, it is the same, and that's
exactly what and as soon as we get tired of
this cast, they have a baby. Like most sitcoms, right,
you have a baby. When the sitcoms drying up, you
introduce a baby, you bring you introduce a new character.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So we introduced we're gonna we're done with these characters,
and they'll bring in new characters and we'll do this
all over again. But if today it's just there's never
been more confirmation because today, you know, the trade deadline
just passed, or I should say yesterday this weekend for you,
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the Jets made one trade. If you don't include DeVante
Adams a couple weeks earlier. Right, but at the trade deadline,
we made one trade. We got rid of our marquee
free agent wide receiver of this free agent class. We
traded them to the pits Berg Steelers for a fifth
round pick.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Chump change.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Really, I mean, it's fine, I guess, but I didn't
like it I made. I've told everybody I've made video.
I don't I don't know. I didn't like it. I
didn't throw it was a stupid trade. But see, it's
not about the football. It's not about football. We did
we had the story, the tailor hammeg and cheese. Remember
what franchise that has this? One of our our social
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media guys, NYJ Matt, great guy, funny right, him and
Mike fantastic fellas gets the tailor, hamake and cheese delivered
and he hold the whole thing. Then there's one delivered
at the garden when he goes and watched the Knicks
and it's the whole thing, but it wore itself out.
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So we trade him. And guess what we got to
see today right before the Jets game as we're watching
to see what teams will lose that we want to lose.
The Broncos, the Colts, maybe the Steelers if we can
keep them in striking distance that kind of thing. The
Steelers are losing, it's the end of the game, toward
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the end of the game, and they throw a bomb
and who catches it for the winning touchdown? The guy
we just traded. And then we saw that last year.
They got to start getting their scriptwriters a little bit
because we saw it last year. Nicole Hardman, same difference,
traded him back to the Chiefs and he catches.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
The winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, this is crazy, don't get me started, man,
they can go, I mean, I am started, but don't
make me go further.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It continues.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So we go and we watched this Kyler Murray thing, which,
by the way, historic day.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No quarterback in Cardinal's.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
History has ever thrown so many consecutive completions. Not Kurt Warner,
not Palmer, right, none of these guys. Not. When they
went to the Super Bowl, you had Kurt Warner throwing
a Larry Fitzgerald and they never did what we saw
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this week against the sitcom, because it's important for the
sitcom that the pain.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Not only that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
By the way, the guy that most Jets fans wanted
to trade for a former player, Quentin Jefferson, got cut.
We wanted to sign him. He goes to our division
rival and what did you do? He gets sacks. Oh,
by the way, John Franklin Meer is the guy we
traded to the Broncos this year for nothing, a pick
in the distant future, a late round.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Pick at that. He gets a couple of sacks today too.
Why not?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The only saving grace is that that quarterback I mentioned
that beat us up in London, he threw.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Three interceptions today. Because the story needed to.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You know it wore out for as far as our purposes,
so as far as the team's real purpose of just
being a very successful and engaging sitcom. Doing all right,
but it's time to rethink. We gotta freshen it up.
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We gotta freshen it up. We're almost to the season finale, right,
we got to get there. We wonder what will happen
next week against the Colts. Oh, we're playing a guy,
Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He was with the Jets for three years. We thought
he was toast.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He goes to the Browns last year, throws at three
hundred yards against us in the first half. Now he's
playing for the Colts. We get to play him next week.
It never stops. There's layers to being a Jets fan.
There's layers, man. It's like nobody deals with it. Nobody,
nobody deals with this. It's funny Jets chaos. On the
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stream that we do, the live watch party streams for
every game, Frankie and Jeremy and I and Jeremy said,
it's Sam Donald. He said, you know how, it doesn't
matter that Sam was traded to the Carolina Panthers. Was
there failed went to the Niners for a year they
let him go, So he had two regimes, three coaching staffs,
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goes to the Vikings and is good, and it's a
Jets fault. It's a Jets suck right for letting them go,
not the other teams.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's us.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He's not even connected to Carolina. It's the Jets. But
when he sucks, if he falls on his face, it's
gonna be it's gonna come back around, and it's gonna
be like the Jets ruined him when he was there.
They didn't develop him right, and the whole thing. You'll see.
He's got a great point because I think it's one
hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think that's exactly what will happen.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, Sam Donald's whole career was kind of re Yeah,
he had a couple of weeks, but his career was
roomed because he was in the.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Jets without him.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Gaze blah blah, bla bla blah blah. That's what's gonna happen.
We can't win because we're not supposed to. But bringing
it back to the illusion for a moment, if we may,
if we will, the idea that we are a football team,
Holy shit, are we in trouble? And you got guys
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like Bryce Hall and Garrett Wilson and Young Jamie and Sherwood,
DJ Reid who are trying their asses off. You can
see it. They're playing hard. They're trying Tipman Fashanu, Braylen Allen,
even Isaiah Davis got in the mixed. Poor Malachi Corley.
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Everybody's saying, he's supposed to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Why aren't you? And why didn't you say you're embarrassed?
Of course he's fucking embarrassed. What do you want him
to say?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Man?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know what I mean? Give him a break.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But he don't know. He just he thinks he's playing football.
He's not playing football. I've been in the end zone
two hundred times. I've never done that. You know, shit,
you never been here, buddy, You've never been on the
Jets Show.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's what it is. It's the Jets Show.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But it's taking the life out of us, hasn't it.
I mean, we had a burst last week and I
don't know what they'll do. Technically speaking, mathematically, we're still
in it. We'll beat the Colts next week. I know
we will head into the by Give us two weeks
to ponder that shit.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Two wins in the last three games.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You know what we're gonna do, right, You know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
So what do we do?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I know everybody out there is talking about who the
GM is, who the next coaches are gonna be Vrabel
blah blah blah, Ben Johnson, neither guy's gonna come here.
What he's gonna I mean, I don't know what he's going.
I mean, who's gonna want to come here? We don't
even know who the owner is, Like, who is he
gonna be in England? Is he gonna be here? Is
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he gonna be on the phone with Chris? Chris is
gonna go? Wait a second, I don't like that. Let
me call my brother, oh in a meeting. Hold on,
I can't make that decision? Or does he make the decisions?
And he's not really the owner. I don't know who's
coming to that. Ooh, Rex, that's the only guy, Rex,
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Ryan or some substandard. You gotta go back, You gotta
go down into who do you think you gotta go
into the positional coach ranks and you gotta say, huh,
that guy. But there's nobody on our staff. If we
let Joe Douglas go and his crew. Who's on the
staff that can identify these guys? Nobody, I mean Neil
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Glatt before him. So it's really kind of I mean,
what's the deal with Aaron Rodgers man? He doesn't look good, guys,
he doesn't look sharp numerous times. Look, I'm not saying
he's washed. I mean he's got. He's gonna have good
and bad and all that, but he's not gonna do it.
He's not getting We got Davante Adams, Garrett Wilson, Conklin,
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Breeze Hall, They're all running around out there. He's missing
them when they're wide open. He's been doing it all year,
and then he nails it and throws a dart and
it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I just don't think he's Aaron Rodgers anymore. He's still
better than most quarterbacks we've had here for a long
but he's not gonna get us anywhere because the coaching
sucks and we can't tackle on the defenses, you know what,
I mean, what do we do? So here's what I'll say.
The Jets are gonna win next week. Guys, brace yourselves
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for it. That'll keep us mathematically engaged. We will go
into the buy, we'll have two weeks to ponder it.
Like I said, well, come out, who do we play?
Then we get to listen to this?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We played Joe Flacco, right, our former quarterback who we
let go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We didn't want him anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We'd rather have Last year we did Tim Boyle and
Trevor Simeon. This year we got Tyron Taylor. Right, we
don't want Joe Flacco. We're gonna play him this week.
Then we go into the buy and we come out
and we play Gino Smith, the former New York Jets
quarterback turned pro bowler in Seattle, the guy who got
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his jaw broken in his own locker room while playing
for the Jets, which pushed Ryan fitz Tragic into the spotlight.
He was fits Magic until he was Fitch Tragic and
we didn't make the playoffs and blah blah blah. See
the story continues. But then't follow that with the Jets Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So there we go. Now we're in the division.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
We got the Tyree killed trade, they got Tim Boyle,
they had Mike White last year.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's like it's just never stops.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There's so much connective tissue. Because the Jets do so
much crazy stuff. So we're not mathematically out, but boyle boy,
does it feel like it. We said we had to
go six and two. Right, here's the you ready, here's
this sober lining. We knew we had to We said
we had to go six and two down the stretch.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's what we said, right. The worst be nine and eight.
If you're gonna lose, you might as well lose.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We got AFC, NFC, AFC, AFC, NFC AFC.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So if you're.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Gonna lose, lose to the NFC team, right, makes perfect sense.
Smart smart football, honestly, because you know you're gonna lose
a game, you're not gonna go undefeated the rest of
the year. So if you're gonna lose, you lose to
the NFC team and has the least impact on your
playoff chances.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's hobal. That's what we'll do. We'll talk coaches.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We have plenty of time, man, dude, we're not We're in.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
The middle of the season.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We're usually upset when the season's over by a Thanksgiving.
It's November tenth. We've got plenty of time, man. People
talking mock drafts, do it. I don't care. I can't.
I'll be talking, We'll talk. I can't do it, but
I'm gonna tell you man. Listening to Jeff Olbrick, he
said the team wasn't prepared, no shit. He said, it's
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on me. Yep. Aaron Rodgers said, I don't know, man,
There's been a lot of emotions this year. It's a
crazy year. I thought we had a great win and
some extra time. I thought we'd come out ready to play,
and we didn't on both sides of the ball. That
is a trait of this regime. I've never seen anything
so consistent ever this team.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This regime sala.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You cut the head off the snake, so to speak,
it's still the same guy. They don't know how to
do it. They don't know how to keep the team up.
They don't know how clearly, they know a lot of things.
They do some things well. They seem like a bunch
of really great guys. And I've met a bunch of
them and they are in this short time that I
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met them, they're great guys.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Olbrick looks like a just a really good dude. He
don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
If you have Aaron Rodgers, Garrett Wilson Breese Hall, Quinn Williams, Saucegard,
DJ Reid. You can't get them to just understand that
you got to come out from square one and you
got to play with ferociousness and intelligence and fundamentals.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
We're talking about tackling, wrapping up.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's where we are, week ten into a season with
a Hall of Fame quarterback, and we're talking about we
got to learn how to wrap up. Well, maybe do
a fucking tackling drill in training camp.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Sounds like a good swing. We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
They don't know how to tackle.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They don't know. So what do you? What do you?
What do you?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What do we expect?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Unless you know? It's a TV show, That's all it is.
I've been watching this show a long time. I know
some of you have as well, but don't watch this
one anymore because I'm out of here. I can't even
do an intelligent gripe. I can't do it. I love you, guys,
I know you know that. I think the world. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think you deserve better.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I wish we could. I don't know what it would
be like to have a channel for a team that
actually played good football. I don't even know what it's like.
Poor O'Leary, Ryan and all the guys. We just do
this thing and every week we go, yeah, Matt's drinking
cayenne water on Instagram and shit, I love you guys,
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I really do, but we just uh. Aaron Rodgers defeated
Obrick's defeated. Garrett Wilson probably is gonna want to leave,
you know what I mean? Like it's start over time,
and it's probably good because it's just a sitcom and
we're gonna have a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're gonna introduce new characters.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We're gonna have a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's gonna be cute.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The studio audience is gonna go, oh, we're gonna have
fun of little baby jokes and we're gonna do that.
That's what we're gonna do. Freshen it up. It's time
to freshen it up everybody. And our owner is gonna
be the ambassador. I can't believe it. Guys, have a
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Whoa yo, Jets fans. Oh, what do we do? What
do we do? Jets fans? How do you do? What
do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's left? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Here we are, but like the shirt says, the Jets
might try, but they can't kill the rooster, right, they
can't kill him.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He ain't gonna die.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's us. That's us, you know, he ain't gonna die, right,
that's the Jets. So here we are.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Welcome to episode one seventy five of green Bean's Jets Pod,
the Soupelli Malamala episode soup Bielli Malamala.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Guys, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Jets fans.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm green Bean, by the way. Welcome, Welcome on board.
We're in trouble and not because, you know, because we lose, right,
that's part of it, of course, But it's because we
built We threw it all into the middle of the table,
(01:39):
you know what I mean. It's like, losing is one thing,
and yes, it's kind of the thing, but the fact
that we're not winning. We've been here before, we've done this,
but we have kind of a hole. Now it's some
significant dead cap. Next year we're we have a lot
of work to do. And the problem is for us
(02:02):
as fans is we don't know what the hell is
going on. We don't know if Joe Douglas is going
to be here. We don't know if Wood He's going
to be the mother fing ambassador of the United Kingdom?
Are we stuck with Chris Johnson? Christopher Johnson again, don't
forget Look, he seems like a great guy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Truly.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think Christopher Johnson looks, sounds and acts like a
very nice man, all right, But as in you know,
the general sense whenever we're talking about football. I hate
guys on the Dolphins and I hate guys, but not
not outside of the NFL realm most I mean ninety
nine percent. You know, his men, his fathers, his sons, brothers, husbands, uncles.
(02:47):
You know, I don't hate them like that. It's just
you know, on the field. So Christopher Johnson, though, you know,
nice guy in life, right, but boy o, boy man,
he was here for five minutes, gave us Adam Gase.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And those shitty uniforms.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That we had to endure for a bunch of years,
you know, a handful of years, I should say. But
it's like Okay, well maybe he learned. I mean, I
don't even know what to think anymore. We got a
lot of work to do. First thing, speaking of work,
is on your end. It would be so kind. I mean,
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Jets fault to the Cardinals everybody. And look, I made
a whole podcast last week. It didn't do so well,
and I'll tell you why because I released it on
Thursday after my New York trip I told you about which,
by the way, if you did watch it, I played
(04:51):
a little David Gilmour clip when I was live at
the Garden and they hit me with a damn copyright
sharing whatever. It's not a real one. It's not a penalty,
it's not a strike. But shit, man, you can't even
like record a clip and go, hey, look I saw this.
It was a really nice show. Nope, they get you. No,
that's our money now. Like I'm telling you, this world
(05:11):
is something else. It really is. It's some I paid
fifty dollars for a damn shirt, two hundred and twenty
five dollars for the ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I bought four of them, six of them. Really, I
bought six of them, you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Know what I mean. And I can't show a clip
and to talk about it on my channel without you're
taking my favor.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So anyway, but.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I talked a little bit about nobody saw it right,
so I mentioned it. So I talked about what the
Jets really are. And I'm going to tell you something, dude.
The fact my idea that the Jets are a sitcom.
They're not a real NFL football team. They're not. He
bought the team for six hundred and twenty five million
(05:55):
in nineteen ninety nine. It is now we're six point
four billion, and he has been in the toilet for
most of that time. Yeah, we had a few years.
We had the end of the parcels. We had the Herm,
we had the Mangini, we had the Rex. But since
that last fourteen years, it's been complete and utter garbage,
(06:19):
and them, somehow just keeps making more money.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So what is it really?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's a sitcom. It's we just look at the last
few weeks. Look at the last few weeks, last month
and a half. Let's just take a look, shall we.
So we we we fire our we well, you know,
we got the whole Aaron Rodgers thing, right, So there's that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Now we're on all these primetime games.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We start three games in ten ten days the NFL
because we owe them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right, So it's all this stuff, drama, drama, drama.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Last year hard knocks, right, So we have Aaron Rodgers
and there's all that in the primetime games Monday night footballs,
Thursday Night football in two of the first three weeks.
Then we're in London where Woody, our owner, was the ambassador.
(07:09):
Think about this story. Okay, the owner of one of
the largest pharmaceutical companies in the world, Johnson and Johnson,
known for band aids, Q tips and Johnson's Baby Shampoo,
among so many other things, buys a football.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He owns a football team. But he's good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But he's also penned to be the ambassador of the
United Kingdom. You see it. It's like crazy town. So
we go over to London with our Hall of Fame
quarterback who we traded for in mall the hooplomb. We're
on Hard Knocks and then he goes down four games
into this season, oh with the flag on September eleventh,
(07:53):
do you see it? And then so we wait a year.
We're doing this and we're losing, and and then all
the stuff, and we go to London in front of
our owner's buddies, cronies, the other ambassadors and they're smoking
frash cigar Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
How's your team gonna play in end of whatever? Shepherd's pie?
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So don't tell any of my London, my English ple,
please don't I or don't don't take it personally. I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I don't know how to do accents and things like that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everything If I try, everything comes out like an Italian
pizza maker. I'm like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
From Russia, how do you do?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What do you doing? I make it the pizza in Russia.
Like That's how it all comes out. So I just
don't know how to do it well. So he brings
the team back to where he's all his ambassador guys
and they're sitting there and he loses embarrassingly to his
former quarterback who's having the career year because of miss
(09:00):
kick or whatever. I think that one was the interception
at the end. Because Mike Williams, I'll get there, all right.
So he fires the head coach. He steps in and
he fires the head coach. Everybody blah blah blah. Then
we trade for Aaron Rodgers, our quarterback, his best buddy
(09:24):
and his most lethal.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Weapon, and we get him in here.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Then we end the longest holdout of the season, one
of the stupidest longest holdouts in NFL history, only beaten
probably by the leve On Bell holdout, which, interestingly enough,
right on the heels of that, the Jets traded for
that guy too. Okay, so we end it all and
(09:51):
we kind of it's like we lose, you know more,
And then we win one big game in front of
the home team fans, the greatest catch of this season,
one of the greatest catches of all time, so good
that they're making shirts like Michael Jordan Air Wilson, Garrett
(10:14):
will shin the shin is in. We cried, and then
we go to the desert and we look like, you know,
like they pull us back in.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you see it? It's not a football team.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's not. And no matter we say the face has changed,
that doesn't matter. The uniforms doesn't matter, GMS coaches, quarterbacks,
wide receivers, it doesn't matter because it's not see like
from a fan perspective, it doesn't matter because it's always
the same result.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But that's just it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's the design. Everybody, it is the same, and that's
exactly what and as soon as we get tired of
this cast, they have a baby. Like most sitcoms, right,
you have a baby. When the sitcoms drying up, you
introduce a baby, you bring you introduce a new character.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So we introduced we're gonna we're done with these characters,
and they'll bring in new characters and we'll do this
all over again. But if today it's just there's never
been more confirmation because today, you know, the trade deadline
just passed, or I should say yesterday this weekend for you,
(11:43):
the Jets made one trade. If you don't include DeVante
Adams a couple weeks earlier. Right, but at the trade deadline,
we made one trade. We got rid of our marquee
free agent wide receiver of this free agent class. We
traded them to the pits Berg Steelers for a fifth
round pick.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Chump change.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Really, I mean, it's fine, I guess, but I didn't
like it I made. I've told everybody I've made video.
I don't I don't know. I didn't like it. I
didn't throw it was a stupid trade. But see, it's
not about the football. It's not about football. We did
we had the story, the tailor hammeg and cheese. Remember
what franchise that has this? One of our our social
(12:25):
media guys, NYJ Matt, great guy, funny right, him and
Mike fantastic fellas gets the tailor, hamake and cheese delivered
and he hold the whole thing. Then there's one delivered
at the garden when he goes and watched the Knicks
and it's the whole thing, but it wore itself out.
(12:45):
So we trade him. And guess what we got to
see today right before the Jets game as we're watching
to see what teams will lose that we want to lose.
The Broncos, the Colts, maybe the Steelers if we can
keep them in striking distance that kind of thing. The
Steelers are losing, it's the end of the game, toward
(13:06):
the end of the game, and they throw a bomb
and who catches it for the winning touchdown? The guy
we just traded. And then we saw that last year.
They got to start getting their scriptwriters a little bit
because we saw it last year. Nicole Hardman, same difference,
traded him back to the Chiefs and he catches.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
The winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, this is crazy, don't get me started, man,
they can go, I mean, I am started, but don't
make me go further.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It continues.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So we go and we watched this Kyler Murray thing, which,
by the way, historic day.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No quarterback in Cardinal's.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
History has ever thrown so many consecutive completions. Not Kurt Warner,
not Palmer, right, none of these guys. Not. When they
went to the Super Bowl, you had Kurt Warner throwing
a Larry Fitzgerald and they never did what we saw
(14:09):
this week against the sitcom, because it's important for the
sitcom that the pain.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Not only that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
By the way, the guy that most Jets fans wanted
to trade for a former player, Quentin Jefferson, got cut.
We wanted to sign him. He goes to our division
rival and what did you do? He gets sacks. Oh,
by the way, John Franklin Meer is the guy we
traded to the Broncos this year for nothing, a pick
in the distant future, a late round.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Pick at that. He gets a couple of sacks today too.
Why not?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The only saving grace is that that quarterback I mentioned
that beat us up in London, he threw.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Three interceptions today. Because the story needed to.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You know it wore out for as far as our purposes,
so as far as the team's real purpose of just
being a very successful and engaging sitcom. Doing all right,
but it's time to rethink. We gotta freshen it up.
(15:18):
We gotta freshen it up. We're almost to the season finale, right,
we got to get there. We wonder what will happen
next week against the Colts. Oh, we're playing a guy,
Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He was with the Jets for three years. We thought
he was toast.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He goes to the Browns last year, throws at three
hundred yards against us in the first half. Now he's
playing for the Colts. We get to play him next week.
It never stops. There's layers to being a Jets fan.
There's layers, man. It's like nobody deals with it. Nobody,
nobody deals with this. It's funny Jets chaos. On the
(15:55):
stream that we do, the live watch party streams for
every game, Frankie and Jeremy and I and Jeremy said,
it's Sam Donald. He said, you know how, it doesn't
matter that Sam was traded to the Carolina Panthers. Was
there failed went to the Niners for a year they
let him go, So he had two regimes, three coaching staffs,
(16:19):
goes to the Vikings and is good, and it's a
Jets fault. It's a Jets suck right for letting them go,
not the other teams.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's us.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He's not even connected to Carolina. It's the Jets. But
when he sucks, if he falls on his face, it's
gonna be it's gonna come back around, and it's gonna
be like the Jets ruined him when he was there.
They didn't develop him right, and the whole thing. You'll see.
He's got a great point because I think it's one
hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think that's exactly what will happen.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, Sam Donald's whole career was kind of re Yeah,
he had a couple of weeks, but his career was
roomed because he was in the.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Jets without him.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Gaze blah blah, bla bla blah blah. That's what's gonna happen.
We can't win because we're not supposed to. But bringing
it back to the illusion for a moment, if we may,
if we will, the idea that we are a football team,
Holy shit, are we in trouble? And you got guys
(17:15):
like Bryce Hall and Garrett Wilson and Young Jamie and Sherwood,
DJ Reid who are trying their asses off. You can
see it. They're playing hard. They're trying Tipman Fashanu, Braylen Allen,
even Isaiah Davis got in the mixed. Poor Malachi Corley.
(17:36):
Everybody's saying, he's supposed to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Why aren't you? And why didn't you say you're embarrassed?
Of course he's fucking embarrassed. What do you want him
to say?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Man?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know what I mean? Give him a break.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But he don't know. He just he thinks he's playing football.
He's not playing football. I've been in the end zone
two hundred times. I've never done that. You know, shit,
you never been here, buddy, You've never been on the
Jets Show.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's what it is. It's the Jets Show.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But it's taking the life out of us, hasn't it.
I mean, we had a burst last week and I
don't know what they'll do. Technically speaking, mathematically, we're still
in it. We'll beat the Colts next week. I know
we will head into the by Give us two weeks
to ponder that shit.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Two wins in the last three games.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You know what we're gonna do, right, You know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
So what do we do?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I know everybody out there is talking about who the
GM is, who the next coaches are gonna be Vrabel
blah blah blah, Ben Johnson, neither guy's gonna come here.
What he's gonna I mean, I don't know what he's going.
I mean, who's gonna want to come here? We don't
even know who the owner is, Like, who is he
gonna be in England? Is he gonna be here? Is
(18:52):
he gonna be on the phone with Chris? Chris is
gonna go? Wait a second, I don't like that. Let
me call my brother, oh in a meeting. Hold on,
I can't make that decision? Or does he make the decisions?
And he's not really the owner. I don't know who's
coming to that. Ooh, Rex, that's the only guy, Rex,
(19:14):
Ryan or some substandard. You gotta go back, You gotta
go down into who do you think you gotta go
into the positional coach ranks and you gotta say, huh,
that guy. But there's nobody on our staff. If we
let Joe Douglas go and his crew. Who's on the
staff that can identify these guys? Nobody, I mean Neil
(19:39):
Glatt before him. So it's really kind of I mean,
what's the deal with Aaron Rodgers man? He doesn't look good, guys,
he doesn't look sharp numerous times. Look, I'm not saying
he's washed. I mean he's got. He's gonna have good
and bad and all that, but he's not gonna do it.
He's not getting We got Davante Adams, Garrett Wilson, Conklin,
(20:03):
Breeze Hall, They're all running around out there. He's missing
them when they're wide open. He's been doing it all year,
and then he nails it and throws a dart and
it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I just don't think he's Aaron Rodgers anymore. He's still
better than most quarterbacks we've had here for a long
but he's not gonna get us anywhere because the coaching
sucks and we can't tackle on the defenses, you know what,
I mean, what do we do? So here's what I'll say.
The Jets are gonna win next week. Guys, brace yourselves
(20:40):
for it. That'll keep us mathematically engaged. We will go
into the buy, we'll have two weeks to ponder it.
Like I said, well, come out, who do we play?
Then we get to listen to this?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We played Joe Flacco, right, our former quarterback who we
let go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We didn't want him anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We'd rather have Last year we did Tim Boyle and
Trevor Simeon. This year we got Tyron Taylor. Right, we
don't want Joe Flacco. We're gonna play him this week.
Then we go into the buy and we come out
and we play Gino Smith, the former New York Jets
quarterback turned pro bowler in Seattle, the guy who got
(21:28):
his jaw broken in his own locker room while playing
for the Jets, which pushed Ryan fitz Tragic into the spotlight.
He was fits Magic until he was Fitch Tragic and
we didn't make the playoffs and blah blah blah. See
the story continues. But then't follow that with the Jets Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So there we go. Now we're in the division.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
We got the Tyree killed trade, they got Tim Boyle,
they had Mike White last year.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's like it's just never stops.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There's so much connective tissue. Because the Jets do so
much crazy stuff. So we're not mathematically out, but boyle boy,
does it feel like it. We said we had to
go six and two. Right, here's the you ready, here's
this sober lining. We knew we had to We said
we had to go six and two down the stretch.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's what we said, right. The worst be nine and eight.
If you're gonna lose, you might as well lose.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We got AFC, NFC, AFC, AFC, NFC AFC.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So if you're.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Gonna lose, lose to the NFC team, right, makes perfect sense.
Smart smart football, honestly, because you know you're gonna lose
a game, you're not gonna go undefeated the rest of
the year. So if you're gonna lose, you lose to
the NFC team and has the least impact on your
playoff chances.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's hobal. That's what we'll do. We'll talk coaches.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We have plenty of time, man, dude, we're not We're in.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
The middle of the season.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We're usually upset when the season's over by a Thanksgiving.
It's November tenth. We've got plenty of time, man. People
talking mock drafts, do it. I don't care. I can't.
I'll be talking, We'll talk. I can't do it, but
I'm gonna tell you man. Listening to Jeff Olbrick, he
said the team wasn't prepared, no shit. He said, it's
(23:30):
on me. Yep. Aaron Rodgers said, I don't know, man,
There's been a lot of emotions this year. It's a
crazy year. I thought we had a great win and
some extra time. I thought we'd come out ready to play,
and we didn't on both sides of the ball. That
is a trait of this regime. I've never seen anything
so consistent ever this team.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
This regime sala.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You cut the head off the snake, so to speak,
it's still the same guy. They don't know how to
do it. They don't know how to keep the team up.
They don't know how clearly, they know a lot of things.
They do some things well. They seem like a bunch
of really great guys. And I've met a bunch of
them and they are in this short time that I
(24:16):
met them, they're great guys.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Olbrick looks like a just a really good dude. He
don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
If you have Aaron Rodgers, Garrett Wilson Breese Hall, Quinn Williams, Saucegard,
DJ Reid. You can't get them to just understand that
you got to come out from square one and you
got to play with ferociousness and intelligence and fundamentals.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
We're talking about tackling, wrapping up.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's where we are, week ten into a season with
a Hall of Fame quarterback, and we're talking about we
got to learn how to wrap up. Well, maybe do
a fucking tackling drill in training camp.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Sounds like a good swing. We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
They don't know how to tackle.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They don't know. So what do you? What do you?
What do you?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What do we expect?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Unless you know? It's a TV show, That's all it is.
I've been watching this show a long time. I know
some of you have as well, but don't watch this
one anymore because I'm out of here. I can't even
do an intelligent gripe. I can't do it. I love you, guys,
I know you know that. I think the world. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think you deserve better.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I wish we could. I don't know what it would
be like to have a channel for a team that
actually played good football. I don't even know what it's like.
Poor O'Leary, Ryan and all the guys. We just do
this thing and every week we go, yeah, Matt's drinking
cayenne water on Instagram and shit, I love you guys,
(25:54):
I really do, but we just uh. Aaron Rodgers defeated
Obrick's defeated. Garrett Wilson probably is gonna want to leave,
you know what I mean? Like it's start over time,
and it's probably good because it's just a sitcom and
we're gonna have a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're gonna introduce new characters.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We're gonna have a baby.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's gonna be cute.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The studio audience is gonna go, oh, we're gonna have
fun of little baby jokes and we're gonna do that.
That's what we're gonna do. Freshen it up. It's time
to freshen it up everybody. And our owner is gonna
be the ambassador. I can't believe it. Guys, have a
great resk of your week. Enjoy the day, enjoy the week,
(26:35):
do what you can so your life is fulfilled. Don't
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