EP08 "CHURCH WOMEN ARE CLINGY"

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In this episode of GIABA we welcome Tim from @challengedGN along with father and son, Junior and Joker. The same crew as last week are here but it is definitely a different outcome… except Junior still gives Tim a ton of shit all episode long. We play a hand of naked poker cards and do rapid fire questions with both father and son.

Episode Transcript

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I'm all everybody gam round. I'mgonna show you atom ducks down in a
home small the number one, andI'm gonna show you I'm dumb. Let's
fall balls, make you mother listento show. Let's go about and we're

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gonna star. We don't spy thetime, na spy, You're gonna run

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un Welcome everybody to guys in abowling alley. I am your host,
Blay Clayton. And as always,we are at Sunset Lanes in Pekin,
Illinois, Lane thirty five and thirtysix. Uh, we're gonna We're gonna

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bowl game today with some of mybuddies because that's what we do, drink
beer and bowl. And you rememberthese guys from two weeks ago when they
were on at the beginning of theyear, and I brought them back because
there was a lot of controversy overuh, a strike that wasn't somebody's and
then they ended up winning with elevenpoints and so I got ripped off.

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We want to come back, andthey I agree with you. I will
surrender my trophics. No, youcan't say I've actually taken a trophy away
from somebody and then giving it backto you. Yeah, Jacob, Jacob,
poor guys. All right, solet me introduce who we got on
with us today. You remember himfrom the last episode. He is the

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co host of The Challenged and uh, let's let's lie freak Internet Freak show.
That's what I was gonna say,Internet before you interrupted me. You
forget again this Internet Freak Show.Two. Yeah, let's welcome to the
show, my buddy Tim. Thankyou. Everybody thinking, uh uh,
there are a couple of episodes,the whole back episodes. This. I

(02:24):
guess this is like behind the curtainsstuff. I did use sound effects,
and I think I drank too muchand I'd way overly used him. But
I thought it was a real livesound effects. I thought you had a
lot of people watching. Oh no, no you have. They haven't.
They have came out yet, andit's it's really obnoxious. But I think
I'm gonna bring him back because Ilike the obdoxiousness. All right, And

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uh next to me is uh I'vebeen calling him pops. I don't know
why. It's like because I havedad issues and so I'm like, OK,
here's a cool guy, here's adad, and he's sitting next to
me. I'm just gonna call himdad, and everybody's like, I don't
want to be your dad. Uh, it's joker, Welcome to the show,
Welcome back good Blake's dad never cameback from getting milk. Yeah,

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it was funny. Uh, Areal quick story. So I don't talk
to my father very much. AndI contacted him and then and I would
told him about how I was goingto go to Nationals, you know,
and he's like, that's that's cool. Can you afford it? I go
no, I can't. He goes, then why are you going I go

(03:28):
to have an experience? He waslike, well I should. I should
come watch you both sometime. AndI was like okay. And then about
a week later, I texted himand said, Hey, I'm subbing over
at Landmark. As you know,we start about six forty five. You
should come over. It's two blocksfrom your house. I can't. I
can't make it that day. Nogas, no gas, you can't make
it. Just can't make it.I was like, fine, whatever,

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And finally my other guest, I'msorry. I had a little had a
little dad moment about coking strippers.Though I don't. He just have enough
money, but I do it.Anyways, I have another story after introduce
you regarding coke and strippers and notenough money and nationals. Welcome to the
show, Junior, welcome back.It's got to be back. So my
wife, who was the one thatsaid you should do this right, and

(04:12):
she supported you shouldn't know, butyeah, well, hey, it doesn't
happen very often. It was asweet spot. Everything happened right. But
she goes, Hey, she goes, how far is the Bunny Ranch from
Reno? So I googled it becauseI don't know, you know, and
it's thirty six minute drive and Igo, it's thirty six minutes way.
She goes, I want you toget me a T shirt from the Bunny

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Ranch. And I said, I'mnot gonna go to the Bunny Ranch and
buy a T shirt. And that'sjust walk in, Just walk in and
buy a T shirt from the merge, which they probably have online anyway.
And then lead and she goes,I don't care what you do as long
as you give me a T shirt. No, not supportive. This is

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very wifelike because she knows that Iwon't have enough money to get anything but
a tea. You can buy mycredit card weekend. Well, but I
have to pay you back. MaybeI'll have a deal like free T shirt
with a hands off get a littletoo for you know what I'm looking to
that they have a message block,so why not always got a good coupon?
Do you have any Buddy Ranch groupons? Hey, Bill, we're

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gonna go to the Buddy Ranch.I got a group on group group on.
Yeah. Oh. The only wayI'm gonna save any money is I
have seen somebody's dick that I wantto see. All right, Well,
hey, enough about hookers and nothaving enough money for him, which that's
disappointing, right or quote a weekis not a quote, but it's all

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I could find. How do youtell which is the groom at a Wisconsin
wedding? Joker? How do youtell who is the groom at a Wisconsin
wedding? He's the one with theclean bowling shirt and it's probably ironed because

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Tim Moore has unirned bulling shirt.You have a huge problem with you.
Three weeks You're two weeks? Yeah, sorry, you know Blake. You
know this. My wife hates me. She's not willing to do anything for
me, and I don't know howan iron works. This is this is
all I got. You never earnyour own clothes. Why would I hire
my millennial millenial joker? You rememberback of the day we had iron her

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own ship and actually no, like, I'm like three years younger than i've
been. I've been with My wifesays I was in a My da doesn't
get off, my dad doesn't getoff the couch to get his own food.
My wife brings it term me spoiled. You gotta figured out man spoiled.
We've been together since I was inthe fourth grade, married for almost
She likes to pull on the mullet. So you're a I should I be

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talking about my mom and dad likethis? Well, what you're basically describing
is your mom, but fucking yourdad. The political word is pegging.
That's true. Well no, butyeah, that's true political politically correct his
peg h. Speaking of pagan.Check out my wife's pure romance. I
have a whole, have a wholeI have. She had a party.

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She had to do a party,Saturday night party. Well she's so she
was. She wasn't hosting it,she was what do you call that when
you're when you're the person presenting anyway? Uh, so I get up Saturday
morning and I have a good time. I have six dildos plugged in all
the USD boards in my house.There's like dildos in the bathroom and then
dildos in the living room. She'slike, I got to charge them all

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up. I was like, wheredo these come from? Why haven't we
used these? And she's like,what the We can't use them? They're
they're demonstration. He's there's soap andwater. You can write, actually,
you sell a product that cleans themspecific it won't be weird if you buy
the product without buying anything else.I mean, right, all right,

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so, uh, your steps on? Did he see the dildos? He
was at his dance? Oh,I guess that's why we could plug them
all in. Yeah, let's bereally scious. Yeah. Um, because
he's up, he would know whatthey are. No, no, what
is he at least eleven? Twelvetwelve? That's how a messager? That's
what she would say. It lookslike I doesn't think none of them anymore.

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Looks like dicks. Like when Iwas young, and like I found
my mom's vibrator in her room.You found found your mom's vibrator. I
was looking for something else, butit was in her But it looked like
a dick. You never see avibrator. It looks like a dick anymore.
I'm turning so much. I'm tellingyou, where's our host going?
Where? What's going on? Hegrabbed one out of his bag. He

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disappeared. Look, guys, wifesaid, I have to do a product
place. So I've heard about thesenaked lady playing cards. I asked to
see him playing cards. Uh,we're the first game. We're gonna do
um and we're gonna skip the thirdframe challenge. Oh that was my favorite.
But we're gonna have a bowl gamechallenge. And so we're gonna play
three to four poker hand all rightnow. Obviously, uh, if you

(09:09):
mark, you get a card threeto four. Uh, but we have
to kind of fix this so Timcan play No. Nine are better six
or I was gonna say seven orbetter? Seven or better? He gets
a card we have to marrow.Please. I'm okay losing the poker game
as long as I get to lookat the cards. But to look at

(09:31):
him, you have to get him. So from my chand last week's I've
met Tim. It's been a whilesince he's got to see these cards or
naked ladies in general. But Istill the internet, guys. I got
that trophy from last week poke andstrippers. He got real excited. He
got his debit card out. Yeahit's weird, all right. So uh

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yeah, so we're gonna play fourthree hand of poker? Uh three?
What does that mean? So I'sgonna ask the same thing? Yeah,
four on top and three on thebottom and thing. Okay, gotcha?
All right, Junior, when's thelast time I want to hear about this?
You know what? As for fuckbowling? You're gonna talk about four

(10:13):
threes? All right? So I'mshuffling because I'm a professional shuffler. Uh
just are you worried about a fingerinjury? Though it won't won't like what
paper cup throw off your whole game. Man. I just hope I get
all the Asian ones, all right, Tim? First frame, we're on
the opposite lane. Yeah, okay, says my name right? Oh oh,

(10:35):
I thought see I didn't know myname was Junior. I thought my
name was Tim Little. Do youknow a right trash talking right off the
bat? He wants those cards.Think of it this way, Tim,
If you do good you get tosee naked ladies. Oh yeah, that's
in a scent of it itself.So there's gonna be six seven in general,

(10:56):
seven seventh compiled, seventh combined.So we're really gonna we're really giving
him, we're really handicapping this forWe don't like to call it handicap.
We call it we like to callit h never mind, it was.
That's how bad it was. Icould even say it. All right,
he gets seven, he gets exactlyseven, exactly seven? Draw card,

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my friend, draw card? Hesaid, fuck you guys, get eight,
not seven. I was sand backin that first game. All right,
you tell everybody or card, well, we all want to see it
down. So even if Tim ballsbad, he's still gonna see ladies.

(11:41):
I'm trying to help him out.Okay, I love the guy, all
right, Junior's up. I thinkhe did he did well behind them the
scenes. He did do a ballchange pre recording, so we can't penalize
him for it. Exactly how many, joker, how many balls did he
bring with him? Six seven?Is that counting his testicles? Ooh?

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He starts off with a strike andlook he turns around. He he hulks
up all right, Well that's astrike. We'll give it to you.
You get a card. Oh yeah, I'm not getting it for you.
Oh that's fancy. I like thatcard. You guys can't see it because
we're having a beer tower, butI'll showed up. It looks like a
six. Oh but that's not anaked lady. What is that? It's
true? Yeah, what is this? You write a letter? This naked

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lady playing card does not have anaked lady. Oh he's the tenpin.
I thought I thought father and sonwere gonna no, no, you have
you have to mark me. It'snot Tim as far as we know.
You mean Depris. We gotta markover here. This guy over here just
does whatever. Alright, and he'she's still using the track or did he
move off? He's using a trackcybord. Oh, he has changed it

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as well, has also changed balls. I feel like I need a change
as well, but I'm not goingto. You can use mind the people
now that's Oh that's his pick up. Oh see ask him where a spare
ball is? Where's your spare ball? It's underneath the dresser he left.
How tall is your dresser that youhave a bowling ball underneath it. It's

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like I put four dress balls outof there. You put four balls on
your dress stacked on top of eachother. No, I'm I mean you're
not that tall of a guy tohave that tall addresser. I know the
TC had. Is that a bowling? No? Exactly? Our special Olympic
traveling. Yeah, so we talkedabout the Speciallympics two weeks ago. Our
team is try County, gotcha,try County Independence. Okay, that's awesome,

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that's a good Uh, don't letthem listen to this podcast. Yeah,
not a good idea. We'll plugthem without them knowing we're plugging them
right there. There you go.So, junior, you you were saying
you had a girl that cheated onyou with your best friend. That also
happened to me probably Blake, dude, would you like to tell that joker

(13:58):
strap on that story? I mean, not really. Yeah, that's a
little too raw for that. Umthis recent uh seven months ago? Recent?
All right? Yeah? Recent recentish? Yeah for sure. So,
I mean much much happier now thanit was before. So, I
mean I get a bowl thirty nightsa week. Oh oh, Blake went

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to this track. I went tothe track too for one. Uh that
buy this fucking dirty? Yeah itis. We don't mean like like dirty
dirty, We mean like dirty likethere's black stuff. All oh, Tim,
All right, well we're not goingto talk about a gutter ball this
week either, even though it wasthe opposite. No, never, we
didn't say kind of an improvement becauseit is the opposite, the opposite side.

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Yeah, I was pretty impressed.He cleaned out one side. Now
we're going to clean out the other. If you want to. You can
look up at the screen. It'lltell you where to throw it next,
because it looks like it's kind ofyeah, I know you just exactly this.
Yeah, so we're gonna have toOh oh he wants that card.

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Second ball, It doesn't matter.I call that the sexpin. But that's
a different story. I call thatthe drinking way. What I'll take it.
They can't all be taken, well, they could do You know that
five pen you left If you leftthat the first ball, we all put
our hands up and you miss it. You gotta buying a round of shots

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for everybody. Oh, I woulddo that to whoever whoever. You don't
get sex for a week. Butit's been married ten years man, of
course, I've been there for nineand a half years. This is a
very interesting kind Okay, so,uh, Junior loves the challenge and you
have a challenged podcast. But yethe's talking so much fucking smack to you,

(15:48):
right, I haven't even noticed becauseI don't. I care so little.
I have so little invested in thegame, and it's it's just it's
going right over my head. Backto back strikes for Junior. I think
he's think you, Hey, Igot an Asian. Oh, I'll trade
you see anything in that car that'smy Asian because I didn't pull a car

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that sucks. Now you gotta getit. Wait, if that card is
better than you're gonna have this one, it's not better, all right,
that's mine, Oh joker. Youknow what, guys, I think we
might be in a little situation wherewe're riding the strike train. Oh hey,
that's what we called the strikes.So it doesn't happen often. He
just ride it when you can,right, exactly right, Junior. The

(16:37):
hey, you guys aren't get theright ones because mine is buck naked as
a jay bird. All right.Oh it's me Blake. Next time I'm
on the show. I think wehave with a lot of other people that
suck at bowling. Please please,No, that was that was the whole
point. We're here, You're hereto talk about the challenge, so I
was told, So I'll tell mystory about my sloty x golf and that
cheated I'm me with my best friend, all right, yeah, how about

(17:02):
that? No, this is thishas been a million years ago, like
before I met my wife, obviously, um, and this is like maybe
the thing I felt the worst about. I caught her cheating on me because
I thought she was I kind ofhad these weird things, like a weird
suspicion mine don't have a thumb.And so this was before like smartphones and
shit, right, So I hadher over to my house and I thought
of an I like some reason forher to check her email, and I

(17:23):
put a password logging thing on myown computer, so she've checked her email,
and then I knew her password,and then I logged into her email
and then I knew. You know, it's like I knew what happened confronted
her. I haven't talked to myuh former best friends since except to my
high school reunion. He was thereand made him cry. It was kind
of the same. I guess it'squitty close to the same story. Yeah,

(17:45):
yeah, I mean except for Ijust went through her phone. Similar
yeah, and then I haven't talkedto him. I see them everywhere.
Are they still together? Oh yeah, Oh that's worse. They're actually just
here last week. Oh wow,and this and this boy. Okay,
see my my, my buddy wasmarried to another woman at the time,
so it almost actually destroyed his relationship. He was the same story, we're

(18:07):
the same person. But good segueas I'm I'm on the right path to
talk to the right female now,so okay, all right, there you
go, much better. There yougo, And we like the challenge.
And our last name is Rhyme exactlysee meant to be spirit kindred spirits.
I left the seven pen guys tryto hit. If I would have used
the vibe, I would have hadit. They should have supposed to vibe.

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Oh oh oh, oh, holycow. He did it on him
own. That's a round of highfives because he got a stride. Look
at that. Look at that.You know what that deserves one thousand points.
Oh man, that's an actual nakedlay an actual this is better than

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your birthday. This anybody. Ohman, and like like on Wednesday nights
when we bowl and you both twoshacks in a row, we're always yelling.
We're always yelling. Well, thatdeserves two claps and a Rick Flaire,
so you'll clap twice and exactly.So yeah, let's see if he
picks up penny wise, that's thatbeer back over here. I need a

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refill based on that strike, Ithink I don't think I'm quite that peak.
Right, I get some more,but I never get you know,
the two claps and Rickclaire, soyou never get off. Rick Flair is
the best, all right, andTim, if you if you guys will
conversise, I'll go get more ofthis. But sure, So I been

(19:33):
with your wife since fourth grade?Yeah wow, like like straight the whole
time we've had her like in youknow, but if you separate, it's
only like for maybe a week,okay, and then we're back together.
Man, good for you? Isthat? Like that's gotta be like a
very comfortable Oh yeah, we're literallychildren. Yeah. I met her in
church, right, don't ever dothat better? Churchwomen are clinging. Uh

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that's awesome. Yeah, it wouldn'thave it any other way. There,
You go fourth grade. That's whathe says. What he tells everybody,
right, No one really knows.Does your mom disagree with that? I
mean doesn't really talk much about mydad? Yeah, I mean does your
mom also have a bullet? Technically? Yeah, wouldn't it be like,

(20:23):
yeah, no, I've never meteyour mom. You're looking at me as
I was. I mean, I'mjust saying in general, it doesn't girls.
Don't all girls have bullets, justnot as not a short because my
my my role is my wife cannothave a hair over her neck. She
has to show her neck. Really, that's obvious. Kind of has like
a reverse one. It's a littleshorter in the back than the front,

(20:44):
right corred, it goes a littlereverse mullet. Ooh, I think you
get pulled back. Tell him,oh all right right, he called me
a bit tim. You gotta tellhim what he did it wrong? There
he told you what you've been doing. He missed the pins. Oh,
there you go. That's what whatI was gonna tell. Hit him hang
home next time, next time,aim from him, try to add him.

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So Blake looks really intense right now, like he's just staring down his
balls. Yeah, he's got thoselike florescent shoes. I guess that's a
Lebowski thing, right. Jesus didthat, Jesus, Jesus, the Jesus.
Yeah, you don't talk shit aboutthe Jesus. Nobody with the Jesus.
Jesus. Did you know that Jesusis getting his own movie? I

(21:30):
did. I didn't do that.I was super bummed because got it.
Because they're like, they're like,oh, the dude came out with his
little thing and ended up being aboutthe about the commercial, to do second
commercial whatever. I was like,bummed, what are you doing? I'm
sorry miss that because I gotta strike. Oh cool, No, we're not.
Because the card hand, the cardhand is the first pitch. All

(21:55):
right, here we go. J'snaked, all right? Moving along right
now. We're sitting at Tim hasa one twenty seven. Uh, Junior
has what fifty eight? Ye,and uh Joker has thirty five? Time

(22:15):
you start like the last time,Yeah, he has three cards. We
probably should have made it. Weshould have made it night. Yeah,
he's gonna have said he's gonna haveto be but he has no cards.
But he's gonna have to dumble themall off. He's gonna start dumbling cards.
That's all right, he'll get toget it right here. Oh no,
no, no, look at thisguy. Oh marks in a row

(22:37):
and what and we're like sad eatingon the card game sand bagging little bits?
Shut up? Yeah, did youlearn how to bowl two weeks ago?
Damn, that's not even naked.Again. We don't do sandbaggers here.
We usually, like we talked aboutit two weeks ago. He gotta
drink enough to get to the peak, right, Oh you me this week.
I'm peaking this week. Alright,I'm peaking. I'm gonna spell it.

(23:00):
So like we were talking about meand my wife for so long.
He just moved out of the houseand moved into another house finally and twenty
eight years old again. Yeah,okay, okay, okay. When we're
over there to move, hi man, I looked at him and I said,
I know this house. I actuallykissed his mom in the house when
we were growing up. That's awesome. Yeah, that's cool. Yea.

(23:23):
So he works in Washington. Doyou guys live in Washington? Is that
where you're know? We live inWe live here in town. And Junior
got another strike. He's coming back. All are again, all cocky.
He didn't like it. I beathim last year. That's what it is.
He did not like that. Notlike that. I did not like
that my dad beat me, orthat Blake beating right, or that Tim
almost beat me or technically beat me. I mean I did. He was

(23:47):
the champion. I like really lost. And that's hard about ego. You
still live in Peacon? I stillI live in Beacon, Washington. Is
like a hike. Yeah it's adrive, Yeah, forty five minutes on
Thursday nights. But luckily I workin East Piorious, So I like it's
like, here comes Pops with astrike. Yes, well everyone showed up

(24:07):
this week. You get gets hegets another card. I did order more
beer. I don't know what happened. Uh, let's let's gather ourselves here.
What do you get there? Five? But she's naked. Yeah,
I think I've got half of mywomen are not naked. What's going on
with this? You'll have one?No? No, there's a slight nipple.

(24:29):
You see half nipple? So isyour is your wife gonna care that
you're looking at naked ladies during thisbowling game? Oh? We do it
every week. She looks at nakedladies moved out and moved out. Now
my wife won't carry then she won'tlisten, will never listen to this podcast

(24:52):
in the millionaires? Is your wife? Slash my? I'm gonna listen to
this? You think I mean I'mgonna share it on Facebook? Someone's gonna
listen to it, all right,Blake? Just hey, that's two claps
in the rock flair for Blake.Whoa that? I kind of like that.
Uh, I got a lot ofbutts on a lot And that's a
stick on Tim, stick on Tim. Just so hey, Tim, just

(25:15):
so you know, we are startingthe pizza frame again this week, so
you have to strike there. Weso uh uh, Junior, look at
your hand? How are you?How are you liking your hand right now?
The fourth they look great? Thehand not great. The lady's on
the hand great, all right?Uh joker, you got you got got

(25:36):
seven? I got seven? He'sadding his cards. He's never played poker.
Oh okay, you know what youhave? Two hearts? That's right,
that's more than a normal has.Yeah, you're a lip forever.
All right. Tim has to getfour pins? Oh card, there's there's

(26:00):
six. There was five pins upthere and every damn time in a pizza
frame. I get screwed out right. No, no, hey, plus,
you know what apple not happening,that's right. Love it all right,
Junior is gonna come up here.He's sitting with three strikes in the
spare total man. I wish Iwould have head open. Oh you're wonderful.

(26:22):
She she doesn't like me, butshe's really nice to me. That's
that's everybody in your whole life.I drank with her. Uh. I
drank with her Friday for the firsttime. Uh, I don't remember.
I don't remember. I drank withMegan Friday night. She didn't like me.
I bowled with her Saturday. Shedidn't like me, and then,

(26:44):
uh, she came today, andI mean, look at me. Come
on, Junior, look at me. I'm not likable. I'm trying to
be. It's because I didn't knowSpanish. Oh hey, whatever happen has
happened. Uh, joker, youneeds some more. No, I'm good.
You got kid. Uh you gotmad at me because I didn't know

(27:06):
he missed it correct Uh me,you got really mad at me. Food
light? She got huh bood light. Let's speaking of English. That's all
I heard. Michael Buble. That'swhat you gotta know, Blake. Okay,

(27:26):
all right, I just didn't know. Oh you left a mark I
did. That's not good. Iknow I gave a slight opening the door
for you, Blake. You knowthis trash talking you're doing, Junior,
you're writing a very thin line.Just don't call me a It was a

(27:47):
great line, but I just couldn'tlet him have it. Oh, Joker's
back in. Really almost have thefive seven ten? Did you see that?
I saw him all go down?That's all I saw. That's two.
That's two. Who that's a prettyunison. That's better than our team
ever. Does get a card forthat? Oh? I do? Get
a card in your card for what? It didn't mark? Oh yeah,

(28:10):
that's right, you didn't mark Mark. But no, if I'm tim,
yeah no, you're a strame whereI only have. You should want to
be me in life, my friend, not just this frame. So you
were not a big bowler before yourson got you into bowling, and you've
done this well and just and howmany had a couple a couple of years,

(28:30):
couple years? Wow? Alright,So anybody literally, anybody can do
well if they want to do theperfect angle process. That's all it takes,
perfectly drill ball all right, Idon't think I'm ever gonna do it.
Okay, that's holding. That's holdingfive yards for holding? Well done?
Is that it looks like a highfive? Is that a dance to

(28:52):
blake? Just try to dance?I think you did. That's called the
Turkey dance. I found that ship. And now you get a card?
Are we in there? Oh?I can't wait. I'm really excited about
the sixth grade right now, well, right when we finished this one,
we are going to have some fun. I've been having fun this whole time.

(29:15):
Oh did he get a card juston the first first card? Yeah?
Yes, we made this two.Should we do it in addendum an
amendment? No, because, tobe honest with you, he can only
see he does have a full badshot on one of us cards. So
technically we're we're you know what,his wife hates him? What's yeah?

(29:37):
We feel bad? Chopped it?Good? Try you still get a card
that goes on the bottom. Youonly have you can only have full on
top, young man, balloon titty, balloon, titty. You got two
aces, so all right, youtake you take one of these down and

(29:57):
you put one of those up.I can't explain everything, so I guess
I'm confusing. It's a four handor a four card hand and the three
card hand, Yeah, that's yourthree is your three is just to throw
away another. Oh, it's thebest. Junior does not want me to
beat him again? Good ball?Good ball? Is that? Is that

(30:18):
a challenge? That is a challenge? Tim told me? What? What?
What exactly? The Tim say?Hey, oh yeah, Tim,
That's why I like bowling so muchtwo weeks ago. It's because it's it
can be completely individual. And Igot my ass two weeks ago. It
wasn't happening this week? Okay,what wasn't gonna happen? You know what,
I'm gonna give you five points forcompetence. That's right. Who's confidence?

(30:41):
I think your dad's on his horsethat strike? You know what,
that's a turkey. You gotta dothat dirty South. So now that I
have five cards left, like discardedcard, next time I get through,
like, so, I think whatI threes? That's seven cards? What

(31:03):
what I've inferred from what Blake justsaid? You can only you can get
a max of seven cards, andyou're assembling your best four card hand,
I think is what the deal ishere. Okay, okay, okay,
so I've already got a pair ofases. Guy, so that's gonna be
h that's gonna be tough to beat. Well, because I got ship.
Oh shit, I might win thisfucking thing too. How about that be
the worst guy here? I havethree hards. Well, I mean,

(31:26):
when you only have to get seven? All right? If we had ended
and make make it eight, I'mstill doing all right, we make it
nine? Not so much. Weremember what I originally asked for. But
that's the big deal, all right. Well, hang on, if I
get nine, yeah, I guessI'm at three cards instead of five.
All right, all right? Butfuck yeah, no, but please don't.

(31:52):
I mean, not me. Ijust hope that you get But we're
pegged. That learned that one tonight. Yes, Blake A Lake's going to
pick it up now he left thehead. It's hard to predict. I
don't know. Oh got it,he did it. He wasn't worried.
He says, Does this shirt makemy balls look big? He looks confident.
That's what Blake shirt says. Doesthis shirt make my balls look big?

(32:15):
I'm just gonna keep going until youtell me to stop, Blake,
stop, stop? Are you whatare you trying to? Trying to rush?
Get out here? And I hangout this anymore like it's only four
or forty five. You're right,I take twice as long as a bowl
as everybody else here. That's true. You're just trying to help a cause
I'm trying. All right. We'resitting at the end of the sixth frame.
Tim's got that wamp on eighty sevenjunior? Sixty six? What did

(32:37):
I say? Eighty seven? Okay, I'll take an eighty seven sixty seven
junior sitting at a one oh six, joker, you got sixty it's sixty
five sixty five, eight ninety five. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I can't

(32:58):
math. Yeah, I'm sitting atone fifteen. Uh you you you're very
salty that you Your dad beat you. Yeah, I beat you. Ask
me. So I'm gonna give youa chance to make up some points.
Okay, okay, And this iscalled rapid fire questions. All right?
Uh, Tim, do you havea phone where you can give me a

(33:19):
thirty second clock. So I'm gonnaask you questions very quickly. First thing
that comes to mind. You needto answer them. All right, when
the thirty seconds are up, we'lldetermine how many points you got. All
right, all right, are youready? Wit? What's what's it?
Breath after after I? After Iread the first question? All right,

(33:39):
Hey, I hold your faith inmy nd. I could have started a
ten seconds ago and now I'm justtalking to burn some extra time. All
right, here we go. Whatis your favorite what is your spirit animal?
Monkey? What is the highest gameyou ever bowled? Well? What
is your favorite food? Pizza,b DSM or as mr. I don't

(34:00):
know either those others AMR favorite.I can teach you something to favorite bowling
slang? Uh sexpin Taylor Swift ora lady guy guy Taylor Swift, Vanilla
ice Milli Vanilli? Whoever? Favoritemovie? Uh Billy Madison, Potato or
Potato Potato Netflix or Hulu Netflix?How many? Oh? You know what?

(34:24):
Oh, you know what I'm gonnaI'm gonna give you one hundred points.
I'm saying saying. I want tosay t Swizzle in concert. It
was the best ever. I know. I was gonna do a whole segment
where you just talked about her.I could have went on, we don't
have enough time. I don't haveenough battery life. So how many points
did I say it was gonna beone hundred, one hundred and fifty,
it's all he said. I thinkone hundred and five. Okay, yeah,

(34:45):
that's what I heard, all right, Tim, Yeah, get us
into the seventh frame. Do youwant to take the rappid fire? You
want to do the rappid fire?Is the same questions, because that's there's
okay questions. I think this isnot my first time I'm doing a podcast,
it's my second. So we'll getthe clock guy back here. Oh

(35:06):
jeez. One of the things thatwe don't discuss here, don't talk about
gutters, doesn't He isn't risking notgetting a card, he said, His
risk hurts. I don't know whatthat meant. But does everybody have the
right amount of cards? Did youget your last card? I don't know.
I think I think I'm over thepeak. I got five cards.
I like that, You know what, At least he's honest about it.

(35:27):
I would have said I'm still peaking, and there's peaking pick picking seventh's too
easy, says you, Yeah,all right, he picked up an eight

(35:50):
on that. Lesbos, Oh youknow what, Lesbo bonus for you twenty
five points. Joker is like lookingat my scores sheet, going, I
gotta figure out what's going on.Joker doesn't understand. You gotta draw lesbo
card, draw that Lesbo. Ohyou know what. It wasn't pretty,

(36:14):
but it was a straight Yeah itwent down. Wow, you gotta get
prepared. Wow. Oh, Blake'shanding me a card, even though I
said he wouldn't do that. Well, but you already sat down. Oh
this that solid one. I thinkhave more fun. That's not true.

(36:35):
Yeah, a pair of sixes now, actually I've got two. I still
feel good about the ages. Bothmax wives were blonde, and my current
wife has brown here, so Idon't think blonds have well, they do
have more fun without me. Ohstory, story of my life too.
You were telling cheating stories. Yeahyou go, oh, yeah you do.
Well, you know the story.But uh, my ex wife had

(36:57):
an affair, left me for aguy named Blake. Really yeah, interesting,
So one Blake wasn't good enough forher, she had two Blakes.
Well, this blake didn't have abig old fucking mole on his nose.
I don't know, but anyway,I digress. It's not about me.
It's about this game, and it'sabout Joker throwing it and split up.
The split. It's a split outa headpin. Oh, cheating, Okay,

(37:21):
well it was still really hard Spare. I'm gonna give him forty five
thousand points for that five thousand Ithink that's reasonable. So many points that
seems until he calls him a bitchagain. All you got to do for
the rest of the showman to shutthe fuck up, and I think you've
won. This is saying nothing.It is weird, though, how Blake

(37:43):
said, you know, his exleft him for a Blake. I've heard
stories of that. If people justget stuck on a name, you know,
like my buddy is on his mommarried a third Randy. She's been
married three times, three guys inRandy. How fun does that up?
Right? Because it's also not likea super common name, you know,
not at all. You gotta yougotta hunt out the Randys. Oh you

(38:04):
got that little outside I didn't wantto come back. Now this is a
split. Maybe that's the next milliondollar app idea. It's if you're if
you're hunting for somebody of a specificname, it will match you with only
Randy's or only Blake's you know whatI mean, Like like it's literally gonna
be called what's your name? Yeah, what's your name? What's your name?
Girl? There's no other matching criteriaat all, just it's just your

(38:27):
name. Yeah, it's what youlook like, actually actually look attractive on
it a right, right? Yeah, it's like a Blake looking for Molly
and that's you, guys. Matched. It's meant to be between the uprights.
Well that wasn't uprights if Blake hedidn't haveit any pins. Man,
everything bad happened on that mall tobe honestly, I just don't want Junior

(38:52):
getting mad that he's gonna condu I'mnot. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not mad. He's letting mewin, okay, letting me And now
you sound like my four year oldsister. I have to let win.
We're in the eighth frame already,guys. It's we're gonna gout to here
before Oh you know what, hegot seven packs? Seven guess the car.
It doesn't even matter. He couldthrow it right in the gutter even

(39:12):
though we would. We have threeframes to finish this beer off. I
guess I have a good time.We are a great time. You're enjoining
myself. Wait, we're supposed tonot be having a good time. Oh
oh, he got it. Hepicked up de spair. Oh my goodness,

(39:34):
got the sleeper and all oho,there's a microphone problems there, Look
at him, Come over again.I didn't hear enoulla. That's also three
of a kind aces thing? Whoaman? Three of a kind aces?
Shit? I got nothing on tophere? I got a pair of deuces.
And what's going on with this?Do you have two beers now all
of a sudden, No, thisis mine. I filled yours. Ups

(40:00):
we still have we still have alittle bit of competition going. Buddy.
Just remember that I'm trying to tryingto get into his head. That's why
I filled up his beer so Ican get this done. Oh, you
never walk out of strike. Younever, because you look like a fool
when it happened. You know what, minus one thousand points for looking like

(40:24):
a tack. You can't come backfrom that, now, No, you
can't. Oh a ball, changeon a spare ball, come back and
bites me right there? All right, right, That's why I have none
I never, I have no confidencein my life. That's why because I
want to bite me in the assstrategy. Yes, people think I'm whoh

(40:46):
oh, you know what he said? You know what I'm gonna give you.
I'm gonna give you a one thousandpoints for saving yourself from biting it.
I'm not sure that counts. Heused his body weight to cause a
slight tremor, like knock that fuckingpin over. That ball came nowhere close.
See, I watched the famous tebowand so I had a bow.

(41:07):
Uh, you know what you wantto hear? The worst seven dollars ever
spent Saturday at the uh the ninepin note tamp fundraiser. Uh. They
had a Mitched Subisky autographed flag andso somebody puts six dollars on it.
So I'm like, there is up. So I'm trying to raise money for

(41:29):
the puppies, right, So Iput seven dollars thinking somebody's gonna put eight
dollars. Nobody else been on it. They shoved you with a Mitchell,
got a Mitiga. I had toget money out of the eight out,
so it's three more dollars. SoI actually paid ten dollars for trash.
I was like, I'm hoping hegets Mike Nagie you're listening. We don't

(41:51):
really care. I'm hoping. I'mhoping like he has some like tragic like
accident and like makes some fameless.Also, they can sell it for more
than ten dollars, probably nine fiftypush shipping a hand. Yeah, that
makes you a terrible person, wishingfor misfortune for other people. People you
didn't already know that. Wives doit to me. All that's guy,
Joker, you gotta strike there.Did you get your card, buddy?

(42:13):
Oh no, no, I didn'tget one either. Oh that's right,
he gets that too, I getthat's all right. I get three twos.
Oh that's even better card though,that's worth it. Okay, all
right, I have eight cards now, well you have to throw one have
seven? No, you have tothrow one away. You have seven?
I only have seven now, yeah, I can't count. I went to

(42:34):
Peeking High. You don't. Wedon't learn to count. That, that's
true. All right, here wego. So I'm way behind now,
so I can't come back. Whatdo you mean? Oh yeah, oh
yeah, he probably can't. I'mclose to junior again, So you are
you a peeking a lum? Two? Then, Joker? Actually I dropped

(42:58):
out, so I'm not a peking. Yeah, the pet you went speaking
for a time anyway, for ashort period. Yeah. Did I hear
you say a four year old sistertoo? No? I was okay,
No, I was gonna say,that's quite the span of right. I
have a four year old nephew.All right, he's three. Oh,
he's three. Sorry. I havea two and a three year old grandson.

(43:20):
Okay, nice, can't count.I have a three year old daughter
in a seven room. Oh ohman, there you go. It's I.
I gotta let Blake decide on whathe's doing. I feel like there's
a little bartender said, you guyswant more. I was like, no,

(43:43):
we got two. We're out ofhere, thinking out, what does
that mean? That means it's usingup this energy before it gets the chance
to hit the break point. Sowhat what's causing that? It means that
that ball is too strong for theoil condition currently right now, So I
need to go down to my stormcorrect tropic storm. Ye old ball?

(44:07):
Yeah, and it still smells old. Yeah. He was saying it's for
a beginner somebody, somebody, butthe oil conditions tell me you should use
it. I think so okay,all right, I thought it was a
good shot. But that's fine.We're into the ninth folks, and he
gets a car. God damn it. See, you made this too easy
on Tim. I did. Nexttime, Next time I have Tim and

(44:29):
you guys are at the same time, we're not gonna have that many cards.
Exactly. He's gonna have to he'sgonna be a man and get a
real strike. You litter practice.You come on this show in February,
you litter practice. I specifically,I thought it was a great idea to
have because you guys are gonna getcards and I'm gonna get cards, and

(44:50):
for him not to get cards,that was the original plan. But I
felt bad for him because his wifehas somewhere so not bad, so it's
pity. Yeah, he said,fuck your couch, Blake, that's what
they said. You got a ninetynine one pin your break a hundred.
You're better than Joker that one time, and didn't make Junior bowl for me
this time? Right, Yeah,you don't what I've realized you watching you

(45:12):
guys bowl. A thing that's greatabout being so amateur. It's always a
surprise, and I'm gonna get youguys know the second that ball leaves your
fingers. You're like as an it'sa strike. I don't have a fucking
clue until it hits the thing,you know, Like that ball could do
anything out there, like where hereleased card. All right, Junior,

(45:36):
that is grandma teeth. That sucks. That is nasty. You know what?
I dated a fact girl from PriefCorps look exactly like that. Oh
yeah, that's brave. Without wearingyour fake teeth today, I don't.
I don't ever wear my fake teethanymore. They don't fit. That's how
bad it is. My wife,can you pick it up? You?

(45:57):
Oh no, he can't pick itup. Oh. One thing, we
don't talk nowhere. He just leftthe door wide open, and he told
me to do a ball change.But wait, did you tell me to
do the ball change to fuck meup? We don't know to be continue,
I just want to say no,no, no, no, no
no no. I don't see younext week on Guys in the Ball all
right, when it's head to headone on one competition. I don't want

(46:20):
to say anything about what the ballyou just threw their, Junior, But
I will say through this whole game, I haven't had a single frame where
I've had less than six. I'mjust unrelated to anything else going on in
this game. I just haven't hada single frame. Ok. Yeah,
but we had to we had togive you. We had to give you
the way to get cards. Sohey, I was siting mouth anything about
your game. I was not sayinganything. I'm just I'm just claiming for
myself. I'm not doing anything.I'm just letting no. No, I'm

(46:43):
better than right. I love that. I gotta rub it in when I
can. Then, right, I'mgoing to make of the situation. Whether
I've already beat my score from lastthat is true in me too, Right,
I beat my score in the sixthframe. I have the headpend twice.
That's terrible. Wow. You knowI would never tell my daddy did

(47:07):
something terrible because you won't talk tome. That's both hilarious and really sad.
You know, you, guys,is a relationship. I'm very jealous.
Well, I haven't been bo Ohdo it a lighter? A lighter?

(47:28):
That's a lighter. That is alittle moment. Yeah, I don't.
I don't. I don't smoke.That's dirty. I don't know what
a lighter is. Do you guyshave any thoughts on the weed that's about
to be legal here in like sixweeks your weekend, but you're gonna be
once it's leg full cender no senright, I mean like get those get
the guys off the street selling it, put it where we all get it.

(47:49):
Yeah, now I have. I'vebeen studying for that test since I
was sixteen, when the Life lookedat me and said, you can smoke
it. You want joint. He'sbeen an army. Ain't doing it in
the house. So how am Isupposed to shit? Yeah, I mean,
hey, might as well just quick, Well, now you can eat
it, So there's you don't justsmoke it ball? Look well, words,

(48:15):
Blake got a seven, which Iwould otherwise be thrilled together. But
Blake has pissed. Maybe Blake shouldhave went the other direction and went back
to that orange, nasty dirty ball. All right, he's throwing the ball.
Oh oh, so he picked itup. And but you guys knew
it, right, you guys knewwhat the second I had. I had

(48:37):
no idea, So I'll say congratulations, Blake. That looked real pretty from
where I was. All Right,we are going into the tenth frame,
which means final jeopardy. This iswhere we see who has some brass balls
and who doesn't. Tim you havenine nine point Yeah, it's it's it's
your highest game ever on guys thebowing alley. How many would you like
to wager? It's got to beall of it? Man, I already

(48:58):
wrote it down. Yeah, Junior, did you think about this? Now?
Think about this. You have someship go down? Last time I
did have some ship go down.It was like but I threw it badly,
like it was my own fault.Sure, So with a one sixty
five, how many of you wantto wager? You know what I'm gonna
I'm gonna Can I get one sixtyfour and a half. No, it
has to be hold numbers or welllike full of members. Yeah right,

(49:22):
all right, the same thing hascalled me a bit. I didn't know.
I didn't say bitch. You saidthat's the reason we lost points,
and not say bitch. All right, So I'm gonna go with one sixty
four. All right, one sixtyfour? You want to you want that
point one pin one? You knowyou're forty five thousand points band to dad,
So you got some catching up,I know, joker, joker,

(49:45):
you're sitting at a I'm only fivepin behind. Yeah, you only fight,
and he wagered all but one.He doesn't know a great on your
helper, He doesn't know that.But the thing is, I've got the
big hunas. I'm gonna go forall of them. You're oh, he
says. He says you got nonip, So that's what it said.
That's really would have just said,who said you got no nipple? Joker?
He says, you got no nipples. That's what he said on the

(50:06):
new movie. I didn't see it, Sorr. It's Kevin Hard. I
would never. I don't like KevinHard. I don't like short comedians.
That's a racist. I know.I don't like short comedians with big eyes
I can see in the dark.No, that's not true. I like
Dave Chappelle sort so yeah, youwould like him. Who's Chapelle? You
know what I don't like about DaveChappelle. He's great, he has great

(50:30):
jokes, but he laughs at hisown jokes and he slams his he he
always slams his microphone on his likehis thigh. And I'm like, go
ahead and giggle your own joke.But it's not so funny. You have
to bend over and hit them likewith you for sure. I mean that's
like me going like this. Uhhey guys, guys, but you know

(50:51):
what I mean. All right,thank your microphone. Every night. I
wait, so my wife starts tosnore. As long as the dogges snoring
and the wife is snoring, andthen I go to it. Tim speaking
of going to it, yeah,frame, yeah, have you got it
down enough where you can go inthe same routine she's snoring in, right,

(51:15):
feels the same looks to say,peels the same looks. Oh he
was he didn't even wait. No, he's like, fucking I get a
card. I don't care about Igot three. I got three aces,
guy, I got three twos.Two aces are higher than twos. Yeah,

(51:37):
unless it's a one or eleven,then we're gonna make it a one.
I'd like to see him pick thisup. I would like to see,
well, I would have I wouldhave liked that would have been a
strike right every stall. All right, he ends up with a one oh
eight. Great job, that's asolid game for ten. Oh no,

(52:00):
that would have been four of akind. No, I had three.
Don't look at give me hope.He gave me hope. For another,
he looked like he's got thirty sevencars. It's his dump pile. He
just wants to keep him up becauselike, yeah, he doesn't see women
make it very often. So canI take one of his dump cards?
No? No? No? Uh? Can I take one of his dump

(52:22):
cards? Gotta sketch down that showtitle? I know what you're up to
over there? Yeah, you knowwhat I mean? Oh, okay,
goddamn, And I hate to seehim win, all right, So he
gets plus one sixty four, becausethat's what you bet. I really wanted

(52:45):
to beat him twice in a rowand then he could not go back to
work because I would have posted itbefore he ever got to perfect angle.
Hey, no, you really wantthis guy working at your place when a
guy chump like Blake and beat him? But no, Blake, have you
pull? Oh no, I don'tknow. My highest is two sixty five

(53:05):
and I cannot get anywhere closer tothat. Whoa, you know what?
I think he's at his beer level. Somebody get that guy a beer.
Hey, before you before you throwthat chug the rest of this, before
you throw that No, I thinkyou have the balls to do it.
I just want you to get overthe peak. There he goes, there
he goes and happening. Does hehave a gag reflex? Hey, somebody

(53:31):
find that out? Does that makeyou proud? Is it? Yeah?
No gag? Pro shop dot com? Does that make you proud as a
father to see him just straight upchug with no gag reflex? Is that
your heart is swelling with pride?I love that guy. We make fun

(53:52):
of the moss. We love notthis time. Oh he turned it out.
He turned out one good turkey.But Junior, you said you bowled
the three hundred he so officially unofficiallyat vult three hundred officially unofficially unofficially.
Okay, so it wasn't shank.It was not saying should I say shan,

(54:13):
Yeah it was. I was notshanked in No, it didn't happen
that way. So I was.Actually when I did it, I was
cosmic bowling. Here. Oh we'reswitching lanes, music blaring, chugging beers
bowl the natural three hundred? Wow? Oh speaking Oh for a guy that's
full three hundred though? Is aone ninety five disappointing? Or are you
europe because of my average at sunsetis one eighty six or one eighty nine,

(54:37):
So it's bad. So my averageis only nine pins less than years
here. Yeah, here, butcome to my holly where I bowl,
it's two ten there. I know. I think I'm bowlded like one time,
like me six years ago, likeduring like cosmic bowling. Well,
if you invite me one time,I got you next week. Oh you
picked up a ten pain. Youknow what we say at the ten pain
when we knock it down, fuckthe tenpin. I don't usually say that

(55:00):
if three cars are more than threecards. Three cards, okay, but
you have to dump if you're gonnahave to dump after after each card,
Yeah, you pick one, dumppick one, and you have to take
a ship. That's what he means. Dump that one. Oh, an

(55:22):
ace is called fuck you, tim. You know what joker one seventy eight
nothing to be, nothing, tobe slapping meat against. That was good?
All right, Well there's no possibleway for me to win. Okay,
I have two pairs now solid.But yeah, but four cars beat
three, I don't think that's true. Three of you give me two dollar

(55:51):
one dollar bills and I give youone twenty dollars bill. I'm gonna take
that because I have two one dollars. But this is poker, where that
doesn't The math doesn't wind up.The math doesn't line up with that either,
if you think about it, I'llhave two dollars out of twenty now
fair enough, okay, but stillthree of a kind, three of a
kind of win. So Blake pointedFortugo Brooklyn, and it didn't. Is

(56:13):
that Dondy ducks points from your score? Yeah, I think Blake minus minus
seven hundred and fifty five points forthat. Well, I think Joker is
clearly a forty five thousand million points, oh, Blake said. Blake said,
fuck your couch again and minus asmany points as you want, because
he loves Dave Chappelle. Apparently.Well, we all know the second he

(56:37):
awarded Joker forty five thousand it wasclearly biased. Yeah, He's like,
oh, I want Joker to win. Here's seven thousand million dollars. Yep,
Sorry, Jennie, you got fuckedtwo weeks and arous. That's what
happens. That's my life. Iget fucked. Who got who got?
Who got? Screw? Nobody,nobody, Blake, nothing, all right,
So we ends up with a naturalTim eight one oh eight. Tim.

(57:00):
I'll take it. Well, I'mwell, before I before I do
what's a natural Tim? Because it'sbefore I do the point? What Tim
had a natural? One way?This question a natural Tim. Don't listen
to him. Just give me myI'm gonna give you negative five hints.
Damn it for reminding me of mystepdad was an English teacher who we do

(57:21):
that to me all the fucking time. I just really fucking myself and I
you know what, Yeah you are? You just kind of give give him
compliment. Jokers getting ready to grabthat trope. Uh Junior had a one
ninety five with that turkey at theend, Uh Joker one seventy eight.
I had a one seventy two.I that's both games the tenth frame.

(57:44):
I haven't charged. Yeah, ifyou remember right two weeks ago, you
had one seventy two because I hada one seventy three. Well, two
games in a row one seventy two. Yeah, Hey, consistency, right,
that's all that matters. It's notthe size of the boat, it's
the motion of the ocean. Idon't wan that's a lie. Three.
You will do anything in one hundredmile an hour. All right, let
me let me do the totals herems saying that forty five thousand points,

(58:07):
hold on, you know what we'recoming to forty five thousand. You know
what. To be honest with you, joker is the champion tonight with because
Blake forty five thousand, six hundredand forty two points had nothing to do
with the mess. We haven't eventalked about it program. Yeah, what's
we're just looking at We just Ijust wanted you guys to have the ability

(58:29):
to look at naked ladies. Itwouldn't have helped you. Timmy, you
you you did have three he hadthree aces. It's pretty good. What's
pretty good is I let you lookat naked ladies for an hour. You
didn't have had two pair. Don'tcall me shit. To p yeah to
pur and and and your dad justsaid, I'm just gonna stack him up.
He's like, well, I don'teven stag him up. He's like,

(58:51):
already won. I don't care youalready won. Here's your trophy,
thank you very much. Uh,don't let me forget guys. When I
stopped press stop, I need toget pictures of everybody with her trophies and
us as a group, except it'sa group. I saw because it looks
the last the last two episodes.I forgot to do that, and I
made him send the pictures of mewith her trophies at home. We should

(59:14):
look at we should look at Blake'snotes. I think coming in here at
the bottom that says, let's justfuck Junior say that. No, no,
that's not what it said. That'sat all. Uh joker mullets.
He's like, he's like, hegot a mullet bonus. He's like,
Junior thinks he's hot. Shit,We're just gonna make him feel sad for
two hours. No, I wanthim to go home with this trophy and

(59:37):
his wife go, oh my god, he looks so wonderful and attractive.
And then the dresser falls over becausethere, yeah, his balls under the
dresser. It falls over. Juniorwill start with you, thank you very
much for being on the show.I'll be had a good time. I
loved Are you mad? You're notleaving without a trophy? You can't be

(59:57):
mad. I had a lot ofbeer and a lot of fun with some
dudes. Exactly take that. No, no, no, no, no,
just stopping it. Yeah, withsome dudes, think about that.
Hey, I'm whatever you do,Hey, it's twenty nineteen. Don't judge
me. Hey, I don't judgewhatever. Speaking of pegging, uh joker,

(01:00:22):
you are the champion. Thank you. Oh wait, I'm sorry.
Did you want to plug anything?Just again, remember the Permagamial Pro shop
in Washington, Illinois Plaza Lanes andlook up on the Facebook. Come get
your balls drilled. We know theperfect angle. I do want to say
this that thank you very much forletting Eli uh drill his own ball.

(01:00:42):
Honestly, really was the coolest thing. I mean, honestly, it was
as much of the pleasure it wasfor Eli as was for me watching light
up. The card goes, haveyou drilled any of your own balls?
I go, no, he goes. Honestly, that was the reason I
did. I said, your dad'sgone. He comes back. Give dad
you're gonna be a dueling your ownvolleyball, and you rub it into your

(01:01:04):
dad as much as you can.I was outside smoking and Danny, I'll
text me, she goes, getin here. Elis drolled his all ball
like duel the phone as I mean, getting ready for camera and video.
Before I even get in there,I look like that. Danny, I
said, Hey, it's the coolfeel like Droves the ball shows. Yeah,
absolutely so. I was like,you're gonna love this. You know
what? I forgot all about that. Next time you're on, I'm gonna
give you one hundred and seventy thousandpoints. Well, next time I'm on,

(01:01:25):
Next time I'm on, make sureI'm not on. Just let you
know. Hey, Junior, we'rekids in the show after this week.
So those points just put in stoppingit in episode eight, Joker, thank
you very much being on the show. Congratulations on your your trophy. Thank
you. What do you think yourwife's gonna say when you walk in with
that trophy? The hell did youget that phone? Throw it away?

(01:01:47):
You got enough of this ship atthe house. You're like, I didn't
say bitch for a whole episode.I won. I didn't. I didn't
call the host of bitch and I'vewon life lesson for you, Joker.
Whoever's in charge, don't call hima bite the hand that's feeding your Joker.
Don't look get horse in the mouth. Yeah, yeah, thank you
very much being on the show.I hope you had a good time.

(01:02:09):
It was awesome popping your podcast Sherrythis last couple of weeks. Tim,
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I threw the ball down the lane
a bunch of times. Did youhave fun? I did. I threw
the ball way more times than youguys did. So really won? Right?
Yeah? Who really won? Here? Whenever I'm bowling bad, That's
one of the things I was like, I'm just getting my money for it.

(01:02:30):
Yeah, I'm paying the same asthe guy next to me who's bowling
up. Yeah. You look atthat guy, You're like, you're throwing
one ball. I'm throwing too.Fu Yeah, I got the woman,
tro you got the woman straight man. I'm good. Thank you guys very
much for being on the show.I appreciate it. Check us out at
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You know what next episode I thinkwe're gonna do is we're gonna play
if you ever played a guy ora girl on on Instagram? No,
okay, I'll remember that. We'regonna do that next time. Check us
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be, iTunes, fuck iTunes,Google plays all of your podcast apps.

(01:03:21):
Thank you guys very much for beingon the show again. Thanks to Stephanie
and the whole crew at Sunset Lands. Every time we come here we're recording.
We don't even have to get up, beers are provided delivered, everything
is cool and uh with Without her, this wouldn't be a podcast at all.
So thank y' all and have agood night.