Episode 76

Ken and Stephanie discuss Stephanie’s recent obsession with Fleetwood Mac and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff in their lives

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm ken we are recording on a Saturday. What losers
we are? I just worked I'm doing our podcast on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You think it's cool. I think people are like, hey,
let's go out later do a podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, we are going to go out later, so it's
just like a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Jesus, what did I do wrong?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You asked me to go out with you.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
That must have been earlier in the day. Times changed, Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, but I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I can't wait to see where the night brings us in,
where we might partake.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
WHOA, what do you? What do you have in mind? Here?
What a wild saturday you're thinking we're about to have?
I always said we were going to We're gone. Yeah,
some new.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Sheet, we need some deep fitting.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
We need some deep fitting, and we need some fucking
soft sheets. You picked up some You picked up some
sheets from Walmart in the winter. They were like had
deer on them and they looked like they were supposed
to be comfortable. But I think they were made of
old fucking beaver hides or something, because they scratched and
itched and they were dry. It was terrible. They were

(01:17):
terrible sheets. It was like thread count like ten thousand
sounds like a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
That's very much.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Ours were like yeah, goings like eight.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, no, one really like that, Like yeah, I think
they were actually made with people usually do like.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Eight hundred thread counts.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh no, ours ours were made like I said, I
think the beaver hide is probably the best reason one.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
They were so cute though, ye little they're like, yeah,
they weren't as fleasy as we thought.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
For our semi ocean themed room. Let's get some deer please. Well,
next year I'll die he's an ocean deer.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Next year I'll decorate it with a little Christmas team.
You never let me put a Christmas tree in our bedroom.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh well you know what listeners? You tell me? You
tell me who side you're on that one? Oh you
never let us have a Christmas tree, a small little one.
Why we don't need more.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
People do not need their own trees.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It was just like to decorate your room for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
No are you? Are you having a good time digging
into that bag of crap over there? You don't need
a Christmas tree in your Like if you had a
minora in every room.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's not like gifts underneath.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It but no ship.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
But like, why you didn't like put all the gifts
that you buy for people decorate your room? It was
remember one year we left the decoram with like Christmas
lights in the balls.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're gonna do all the work to basically decorate another
tree to then put other people's presence on. So we're
gonna have what looks like Christmas in our bedroom where
sometimes we're trying to find a spot for our towel.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm not saying us, I'm saying for the kids.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
But the kids they don't need no kids, No, they
need no more reminders of Christmas. We wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
We don't even get like a tabletop One's how crazy
is a small little tabletop one.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm gonna find us I know I would do. I'm
gonna find us a new religion where they don't celebrety
fucking Christmas and we can get rid of this stupid
ass holiday. I don't care if it's festive us, I
don't care if it's molest of us. I just want fuck.
It's some of the different than Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Let's not happy birthday, baby, Jesus, we've been buying gifts now.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Like Christmas trees.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Let's not take that. No bye the way anyway, So
how is your Saturday going.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's going to be the Christmas cactus.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's going to be the thing.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I said. My Saturdays are good. I worked early, went
to the gym, had a good gym workout.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I had somebody ask me my weight. This guy is like, hey, hey,
what do you weigh? I said twenty. He goes, oh
you're lean to twenty? No, thank you? Yeah, I mean well,
I mean you wait, you know I didn't ask because
you know, it's like, that's that's.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
A that's what It's not weird.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's a guess that a woman and a guy trying
to put on weight doesn't really want to ant, you
know what I mean, Like if he said.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Did you recognize him?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I mean I guess if he said, oh, you look
like you're one fifty. Let's say let's say he had
like a real fucking screw loose and he says, oh,
you look like you're like one fifty. That's a huge
compliment because now it's like, oh shit, like you look
like pretty ripped, you know what. But I don't know.
He probably thought I was like maybe one ninety. Oh okay,

(04:54):
you know what I mean. I think he was surprised
that I wait that much. I think that was the thing.
He was just like, who you're a lean to twenty?
That means he probably thought I was. But it's like,
but for me, it's like, well, shit, I don't want
to look like I'm smaller.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, oh my god, please, was just I don't know
what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
What are you talking about bigger? I'm always trying to
get bigger stuff. I don't know what your problem is.
I don't. I'm not content to just do whatever, like, oh,
I've reached this, I like by side, I like this good.
I why not listen if you're the one who yells
me about talking about this stuff. But if you're if

(05:37):
you're game to try to lift and eat and do
do that stuff, why not just maximize your potential.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I want to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, I'm not saying for you to, but that's why
I that's I I'm not gonna just be content being like, oh,
you know, I mean maybe if I got to a
certain weight, you know, or if you like, oh these
fatty fuck like you gotta like cut back had my
sound it was reddit, Oh just texted you my girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
At least I don't freak out like when I walked
in the house yesterday carrying groceries and like just a
cute little bouquet of flowers. And it wasn't even like, oh, hi,
those are nice flowers.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
It was I said, who bought those? And who wants
to die? That's what I said, Yeah, what I said. So, yeah,
it's true. I mean if somebody, if some some guy
bought you flowers, well, you know, listen, I don't know

(06:50):
gaslight me be like, ah, why are you getting all
crazy about these flowers? Oh you're insane And it's like
me while they getting sent to you by some pen
pal in prison that you're waiting for to get out.
Some fucking cereal.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Must have some money saved up though, because.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like expensive it's oh yeah he saved up. Well, it's
real romantic and so keeps you warm.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
At night where he's got like a cash thing on
the side of so he's got like runner boy.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
We don't need chet GPT. We're writing a romance novel
right here. It's a criminal who killed people, but only
bad people.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's like when you said the other day we went
to go and see the Fastian and you're like, you
just should have been like some rappers.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh yeah, I think in a past life you were
a rapper's girlfriend. There's just cash everywhere and the whole vibe.
But yeah, that's a romance. And then the prisoner, he's
your pen pal. He escapes for your he escapes for
your love. But and then you're like, oh, I don't
even care that you're just an ex con.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Like in trouble, and he's like fugitive.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's I'm not doing time for.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
He's also he's a multi millionaire. He's got cash. You
guys leave the country.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You leave the country with your new criminal boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
If he was that rich, she wouldn't have escape. He
would have figured away.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
He did he escape? You get out? That's the story.
He sweeps her off for feet in his love letters.
His love letters are so sexy, that's the that's like
nothing happens between them because they're behind bars, but it's
all just the letters they write to each other, not you. No,
it's writing a romance novel. I thought it was me.

(08:44):
I almost slipped off the chair. I love hearing about this.
I'm gonna write that out. I think that'll be good.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't know if i'd want a whole prison situation, a.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Prison situation, not you in the prison, because that would beating.
That's a whole different thing.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I know someone, I know someone who dated his own
in prison. It was like weird, Like the calls are rud.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh really you don't say you don't say that. I
had to worry about, like mom picking up while you're
talking to your girlfriend, Mom, hang up the phone. But
I'm sure would you accept the charges from New Hampshire Prison? Yes,
all right, all calls may be recorded. What's up, baby,

(09:28):
it's me snake right like that to it probably was.
But now you know, how do you date somebody in prison?
You're not dating, you're not dating. It's not real. It's
not fair. It's not fair prison guys hold on prison guys.
But should not be able to date a girl but
not have to pay for all the ship.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, because I mean like you can be dating someone
before they go into prison, or just be talking to
someone and then get close and like I'm getting out,
like okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
You didn't you didn't find them in prison. You didn't
find them on you know, uh you know, uh no,
like they're just like.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Known about them and then like they get your number
and it's like oh hey, right, and it's like let's
talk and it's like I got nothing else to do.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's not how it is. But wait, you messed me up.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, that's like you could know someone like like that
was going if you weren't already like together with them.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
What.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
No, No, they have all the numbers, so they can
just if they have your number, they what if someone
went into prison had my number? What if they called me?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
So somebody somebody goes into prison, Yeah, they they've memorized
your number, so you're close.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I don't know how they get numbers. Listen, I've never
I've never been someone in the prison system in the
system that it's called Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not penile, it's penal.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's it's very close.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
It is very close, and that's what you're going to
get in prison. It's another something.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh yeah, wasn't that a little deep dives Gary?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Maybe? Maybe, but maybe that was.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Just so I'm saying, if someone whatever who had my
phone number got into prison, and were like, I want.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
These numbers and they call you.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I mean you know, like I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
You're like, hey, how did you.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
If I don't know the name, I'm not going to
accept it.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I know, but we're just saying for the sake of argument,
you said they have all the numbers, like, and then
they call you, you should hang up like it would be over.
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm not saying now.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm just saying, like, that's how you could end up
being with the.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Prisoner if like you weren't.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
So you answered the call and the person said, Hey,
it's me, what what what's up? Were you calling me from?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Where they're calling me from?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
They let me know where they were calling me from
before they said hi.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
And then it's like, well, yeah, I want I want
to know me.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I definitely want to wonder, especially if I knew the
name of like, why are you calling me from prison?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
First of all?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh, I thought she's pretty.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
No what if?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Just what's up?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm bored, I'm in prison.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
You can use your one phone call today? Who would
you like to call? You know?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I watched that show, Remember that show that we watched.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You watch the show with the prisoners.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I watched, like what was it Reformed or something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
They could They were calling people a lot and something.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Were video calls.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, I think, I mean it didn't look cushy or
anything like that. I'm not saying that, but like I
think you can call you give.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Me an iPhone sixteen and even I could do prison,
is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, it wasn't that nice an iPhone an iPhone?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, yeah, like the first generation you go to prison
to get the fucking my bone. That's scary. I don't
think I would do well, and I don't I would
probably want.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
To die, like just like tough bitch or something like.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You gotta be careful, you can you think you're you're
you're getting with the strong person because.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Like I totally like link up.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I think I would just make sure that like I
was on good terms with everyone.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I wouldn't want to be holding anybody's pocket while I
walk around or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
No. Yeah, I would just like people to be like
she's nice, but she'll fucking snap, so like just oh yeah,
like they just kind.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Of like don't don't there's they're going to be scared
of you in there. Oh boy, you get passed around
like a pez dispenser.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well by lady prisoners.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Well yeah, that's where you'd go, right, Oh is that excit?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's not exciting, but I'm sure it's probably like for girls.
It's like, well, what's different for guys? I guess if
you've never gotten fingered?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh no, no, no, I'll tell you this right now. When
fucking you're in prison in large Marge who hasn't washed
her coach in forty five.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Fives, I want to be doing anything.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Sits oh, sits on your face.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'd be like the Oranges, a new Black girl. You'd
be like, remember when that shoe first started? Not all
the situation, Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah that.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Was the girl from like American Pie, right, wasn't she
kind of she was in it? But not I would
she was? She was like the No, I get that.
Who would you be?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't think I would be like the girl who
got into prison, but I probably would like just kind
of like trying to be friends with everyone, but she
like ran her mouth too much, like she was like
just she sucked.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
That show kind of sucked. I think I think it
was good, and then I think they just stretched it
out too much.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well yeah, yeah, I didn't watch too many of.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
The other seasons, just got it, just got kind of do.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Anyways, Anyways, back to the prisoner who found me.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, and he sent me flowers. What would you do?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I mean, I don't think I can do much more
than what's been done to the person if they're in prison.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
But if I didn't accept the charges and just like
randomly a prisoner sent me flowers, that would be scary.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well yeah, we should alert the authorities first and foremost.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
That would be crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
And then I know you would use that in all
your dreams at night just thinking about that, So that'd
be like I.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Knew where I worked waiting doesn't.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Even buy me flowers, and this prisoner did. I can't
wait to see him.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I wouldn't. Is that you typing?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yes? Click? Do you prisoner? Yeah? Thank you? But it's
freshly picked handful of daisies.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You've sent me daisies.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Now, each one he hand picked off the yard and
he tied them together with a lock of his last
victim's hair.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, that's not going to do it for me.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But what what level would it stop for you, like
for prisoners right or ex cons like okay, like theft,
like that's probably not a determined like I was in
prison for theft. What are you gonna do? Not great murder,
there's gonna be a lot of time, so we'd have
to get all the well rape, rape has to be.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Murder, gonna be like and like that same.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I bet it's different. Wait, murder or kill? I know
that sounds fucked up, like oh no, careful, yeah to me,
just so the difference of the murder and the kills, like, oh,

(17:12):
I had to kill a guy for some money, it
was like running with the mob or he was like
in a gang something like do some stuff, some stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
We all get a pass that we're not proud of. Okay,
well we all fucking did ship.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
So I mean like if he like or like military right,
like got sent off like.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Military is not like military is not even like a thing.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Depending where they are in the military, and they have
to go to orders to make.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Our list of like you wouldn't be punished for the
killing there no.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
But if that's why, I like, but they could still
go to jail for something else.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
And if any.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Old parking tickets.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, I mean yeah, like if you killed someone like
you like whatever, if you if someone got like a
like a really bad car accident and like vagular.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like like like.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
That kind of stuff or.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I don't know, like I I guess it's like we
all because I mean like if they did like a
drive buy or something, it's like that still makes me
a little.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Nervous, like drive.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
So it's like i'd have to I'd really have to
see the case that it wasn't question.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Theft like whatever.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I mean, like fraud wouldn't be great, like because you know,
I'm already nervous about getting hacked.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
But you know, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Don't know what else you can go. I mean, you
can go to jail for a lot, like.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Domestic abuse, Like it's probably gonna be kind of like
a hard no for me.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It seems like it would be bad. But you know
sometimes it's like.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Anything like anything with like children.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh yeah, I hope, yeah, I hope you pick up
on that just probably by their sunglasses and their profile pic. Yeah,
corpedo right, like like there's so many things.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
That yeah, all right, Well you have standards, that's good. Yeah, Yeah, wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Just be anywhere i'd love just like a good like
you know, got out of like just like wrong place,
wrong time because they were like doing some like I.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Was accused of a murder I didn't commit.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, like I mean like I would just like you know,
like some money laundering ship or like just like drug
deal or something like that.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Like oh yeah, no, I get.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
It, like petty ship in the in the eyes of
like it's not like molesting kids, no, like fucking murder
like them plot to kill someone.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know, it's great, you know what I love. I
love that you are telling me how accepting you'd be
of like the ship. This guy's fucking done right.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't know why I fell in love for him,
but what.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
At the same time, I leave some ship in the sink,
And now that's an unforgivable fucking offense.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Oh listen, he'll fucking wish he's back in prison if
you're leaving dishes in the sink.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh no, I've seen some of.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
The reels that people put like, oh, not in prison anymore,
but how I still live as a prisoner.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm like very much about like cleaning their space.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah, yeah, he'll be asking to go back to jail women.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh the ship they'll put up with for certain certain situations,
certain guys.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Okay, but yeah, so that's nothing's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna kill anybody
this week. Yep, that's for sure. But we'll see.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, the week starting you anything on the list, not
get you talk about.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, listen, you've been you've you've like you flashed back
to the seventies here with your music taste and now
you've been rocking out now. Some of it's funny because
you've been rocking out now to this little known group
Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Fucking I think.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Fire still hits hit fucking hard.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
You were telling me when you got in the car,
You're like, Okay, this is too loud, and I said,
the only way you can listen to it? I like,
just I wanted to listen to the live album, like what.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I liked this morning.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
And songs that I didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Playing songs, I'm like, you know this one and stuff,
and I play it and she goes, oh my god,
that's Flintwood Mac.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I said, dancing.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, it's like name name that tune Shower Edition.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
It was so fun.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
God, I wish they were still touring.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, we look, there's some cover bands that'll be nearby. Yeah,
it's tricky. I think there's been some deaths. I think
some of the Fleet or the Wood or the maybe
it was Mac. I don't know, somebody's gone.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I haven't done a deep dive yet, but I'm excited
to kind of do it. I have I have some
things on like my personal docket that I like can't
really bring up, you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
That I need to just like get out of like
my plate.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
And then I'm going to do a hard deep dive
on Fleetwood Mac and what happened between them.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And I'm going to really get into Stevie Nick.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I think, imagine if you did a imagine if you
started a podcast just talking about the history like of
Fleetwood Mac, the unofficial.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
History, almost forty something year old woman getting into Fleetwood
Mac and be.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Like, WHOA just blowing my mind?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, I always said I was.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Born the wrong time.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Well you would have had to have been born in
the sixties for that to have had an.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Impact on I mean, my, if my, it's not like
it could have happened like if my dad like met
my mom, like, she'd have been pretty young.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Right, So that's the funny thing. Like right now you'd
be like, oh my god, it'd be so great because
if my.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Dad had me when he was eighteen, my mom would have.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Been forty pullaying dick out there, TD good for you.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
So I mean, if I wanted to be like born
or like or if my dad ended up going to Woodstock.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh yeah, I was knocking boots with something chick going.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's probably when I would have been. That's probably when
I but I would been older than you.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, well some days it feels that way.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, oh my god. Maybe I would have scooped you up.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I would have taken you out. I would have gotten
you out of Keene so fast, baby. Oh I would
have waited till you were eighteen.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Because how if I would.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Have been born like if you show.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Seventy seventy one, so I would have been like six
seven years older than you.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh yeah, I would have been like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I would have been the same. So the other way around,
you show up at twenty five with a car and boobs.
I'm in, let's go, let's go. I'm eighteen and a
twenty five year old just picked.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Up No fucking a workhorse you were.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
You were like you loved working, Oh my god, and
then you want to be a stripper.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I would have supported you.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh yeah, what a different day life. I would have
run off with a twenty five year old who turned
me into a stripper. Somehow I got trafficked.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah no, I wasn't work where you want it, but
you were. You wanted to get into that women Peteros.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I did not want to get into No, no, no, somebody
gave me about it. Yeah, why well, I mean, listen,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Cash?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Cash? I don't think the guys do as well. I
think they have to do construction on the side, like
I don't think guy strippers make.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
But you were doing dunks like you.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I wasn't. It wasn't great, But listen, we could have
what kind of stuff we got there? Oh my god.
Maybe you would have stuck around. Maybe you would have
been like, oh my god, this is Betapault. I love
this little small town. Burn it Down's I.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Picking to play a song for you.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
You're gonna love it, man.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
But okay, just as a point of reference, when I
was eighteen. You weren't burning any CDs or anything, so
you'd have to come at me with like the cassette
or the CD. Well, yeah, you would have had to,
and then you would have had to say, hold on,
listen to this song, and then you'd have to skip
through like remember having Yeah I remember having scratches on

(26:11):
your CD. You might as well fucking die.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, I scratched ship so much myself.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Let's talk like we're that show. Are you garbage?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I don't know if people know about I bet they do.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
That's I bet they cast with two comedians and they
have guests come on and they ask the guests.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
They're asking somebody a whole bunch of questions about like
how they grew up, what they did, you know, what
their parents did, all this all this stuff about their history.
And while they're asking these questions, they're trying to figure
out if the person is quote unquote garbage or not.
So it's kind of it's kind of funny. It's like
if I say this stuff and you now, like, Okay,
in your car, did you have an in dash CD

(26:52):
player or did you have one of those ones that
was connected to the cassette with a wire. Both. Okay,
so you started with that. So okay, if we.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Had if we had my if we had my mom's cars,
she just got like whatever the dealership had, so if
it had a CD player with it, whatever, But most
of her cars didn't.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
We had like the tape one.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
And then my sister got a new radio that she
put in like the old car, so we had a
CD player in the car right away.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Did you ever have a cassette player in a car? Yeah? Okay,
did you ever? Did you ever buy cassettes to listen
to in the car?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
What is the first cassette you bought? Do you remember
your first cassette?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh, you don't. You don't remember. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
It would have had to be like New Kids on
the Block TLC.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
That you bought yourself.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh wow, I remember, I remember.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I probably, I honestly probably didn't buy anything until.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I was like, uh, like a CD or something.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I have no idea what it what that would have been.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like my mom my mom bought CDs and tapes and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
So like you guys like the same music then.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Houston Donna, Yeah, Paula abdul hot Wilson, Phillips hold on
for a minute, him.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, And then I mean I also would Phillips.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I would do a lot of.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Recording off the radio on the tape, so I would
have a lot of tapes like that.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
So I mean I did stuff like that, Like we
had a lot of blank.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Tapes mm hmm, and then of TDK tapes.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I guess Maxwell Maxwell.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
We love Maxwell. Ye, that's the game.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
But I asked for a lot of like CDs and
stuff like that for like birthdays and Christmases.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah gifts. Did you have a strawberries
or Coconuts or an F ye?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
We had an fy for sure. I think we had
a strawberries. I don't think we had a Coconuts, even
though they were all the same, right, coconuts. We had
we had Newberry Comics, coconuts, Okay, strawberries.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh yeah, we had we had Newberry Comics.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh yeah, we didn't have a Newberry Comics. We had
a Coconuts and strawberries Newberry Comics. I like, yeah, fucking
buying music.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That was so fun.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
That was a lot of like hangouts in high school.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I loved you know what. Okay, so you know what
I loved.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Those are things that we did instead of going to
like how the kids just go Walmart, like we would go.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Like Newberry Comics.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Then it would be like it's by them all, so
it would still be like a good like thirty minutes
to get there then you're there.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, that's how works. I miss I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Sorry you're rolling your eyes. It was like taking too long.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
As always was just I missed the discovery of music. Yeah,
like when somebody would say, oh my god, you've got
to hear this.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Remember you can listen to him in the store, like
you were just like scan.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Them or.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Barnes and Nobles or whatever they y. Yeah, I think
there was, I do remember something.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Then you can get like some songs or it was
like or they had like a couple of different things
on there.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, they wouldn't let you listen to the whole album
because you knew, oh no, you know that you're gonna
buy it for the song you heard on the radio
and the rest of the album sucked. Dick. That happened
so many times.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I would just buy a lot more singles.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, you like getting the singles, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
But you would get a couple of songs on them too.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, sometimes you would. Sometimes it would just be straight
up saw a.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Couple of different versions. Yeah, that'd be annoying.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
We do anything.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
I mean, Napster and all that stuff was like coming
out by the time I was in like middle.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
School and Chip so Rip Napster, But that shit changed
the world LimeWire. We talked about this before definitely.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
So I know, like middle school and high school, it's
like so a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I was just like, and my sister already had stuff,
so I just take her stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Did you guys like the same kind of music? Oh,
there you go? There you go?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Well, boys them we a lot and Vogue.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Posters on the wall or pictures. Growing up, it was
like a mix.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
And then like I had a thing with like remember
the milk.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Ads, Yeah got milk Yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
All different celebrities.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I would have that, like like different quotes were were
you had.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
The milk ads on your walls?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
I had like some people.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
And then I'd have like different quotes and I'd have
like lyrics if.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
You picked me up at twenty five and you took
me out of Kene and you brought me to your room,
something like that milk ads like what, Oh no, who's
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Thirteen to seventeen.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You just didn't change them out?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No, it's like then I would like.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Like I said, i'd put like a cookie monster. Did
you have any Muppet posters?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I know any like posters?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh no posters? So what do you mean got milk ads? No?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Like it would just be like different, like from like
the magazine you I'd make like the slage on my wall,
not of.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Like just that. I'm just saying, like I remember like that,
like you.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Sound like a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
What well like you?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
And then like you take.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Like the pictures from like the magazines of like the celebrities,
and then you wall.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
No, no, that sounds like what you do when you're
thinking about murdering somebody.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You remember Lily's picture collage that she did.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Those were pictures, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Kind of like that, but with different things.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Yeah, but with like different things and like memories like
from like a big think.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Like a big cork port.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I gush, oh my god, no, I don't want to
that sounds terrible. I don't like that. I'd run for
the hills. I wouldn't have magazine pictures of people on
my wall.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I don't remember like how they'd have like but they'd have.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Like a swimsuit calendar that was pretty cool. That was
pretty different.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
From the magazine like from No, did you have posters? No?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I didn't have any posters. No. I don't think the
walls could support a poster. I think it would have
collapsed on me. Like I think if you put a
tack in a trailer, it goes right through. It just
goes and then it falls out through the floor.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I think they have walls.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
It does have, but they're not good. They're not They're
not made of you know, the hearty stuff you get
like like a home.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
You know it's who could redo them?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I don't even know. I think the material is No,
I've seen real Oh you've seen real. This is in
your is this just by knowing me? Like this is
how it's affected your algorithm.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
And it does like di y stuff like on.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
How to repair your trailer park your mobile home wall?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
No, like I just need people like update their trailer.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Hey, y'all.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I have a lot of like people like live in
like like twenty something people who like live in like
r V places, like they bought like an RV, like
why because it's like.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
A lot cheaper, because like a twenty something.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Year old Teffany, we have a condo that's pretty good size,
and you freak the fuck out that it's not big enough.
Shows sounds No that sh don't just show up. You
have to like sometimes interact or search or even look
at something one or two seconds longer than you know.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh yeah, we'll watch the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well what like there's so many things I watched it.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'm like and then it's like, oh, skip this out.
I'm like, oh my god, I got this again.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Like sometimes I have to watch them a few times to.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Get about living in an RV.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
No, everything watched it probably get like the weirdness of
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Have you watched it for too long?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, oh my god, I watched it. If you well, yeah,
you're fucking so. If they send you something, they can
tell if it sits on your screen longer than other
things get so much like I'll get boats if you
ever or if you go to the fort for boat dogs,

(35:50):
if you go to the for you page, right, here's
your feed and then for you and then you look
through that and you're like like oh, I'm gonna click
on this. I just like picture a cookie monster.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Sometimes it's just suggested.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yea, oh yeah, you're just taking that. And then yeah,
but if you pause on what yeah, that's the ship,
they'll be like, oh, Stephanie likes murder porn and I'm like,
oh no, what porn. Yeah, yeah, that's not that's just
like people that are really into watching murder, like, yeah,
it's just it is a thing, but it's not what

(36:27):
it sounds like. It doesn't sound like, oh no, who's here.
Oh it's it's a stabby man. Oh where's he gonna
stab me? Vagina? Vagina? That's murder porn. Stabs are in
the head.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
That's terrible. That's not the way to die.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
No, that's the worst. That's the worst. Yeah. I mean
people are like, oh, I oh, it's like a magic wish,
like one of those monkey pop wishes. I hope I
die during sacks. And then it's like a woman stabs you.
Oh my god, right, like you think you're gonna go peaceful?
Who A lot of people say that.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
They do, Yeah, why, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I think maybe I'm thinking now, maybe it's just a
guy thing. But if you're gonna die when you're old.
It should be like having sex, like getting it done,
taking care of bus.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Like, what's so traumatized?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Like, yeah, you're gone at that point. Whatever you're leaving behind,
it sucks.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
It's like you had sex with a dead person. I
guess for a second.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean it was only okay if I'm only dead
for a second and then immediately like gross, like you
you loved me?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well, if I didn't know you died, well, if.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
You kept going, I bet rigor mortis. Would you'd be
like this was the most amazing night of our lives.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
We would be moving.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'd just be laying there taking it, and I would
be a bottle right there.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
If I'm doing all the work right away.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I have done. What is going I need cookies? Wow?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Who's going on?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
But yeah, I mean, don't act like if suddenly you knew, like,
oh my god, and he's dead. Well, and then you're like, oh,
like Jesus, I was alive, living, breathing thing you loved
two minutes ago. Now I'm dead, Like.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Does that mean that I murdered? What could this day
get me for murder?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
No, that's that's not how it works.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
The murder weapon I guess that's how you end up
in prison and knowing a guy in prison because you
killed me. Now you get yourself for your reason.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
To have your prison.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Now you're in prison. Why. I don't know. It just
sounded when you were saying you were worried about it.
I think maybe they were like, oh, I.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Might know that good attorney, because that's like not I
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
He knew his heart couldn't take it.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
And still he goes to the gym, and then with
the whip and these chains, this peorold guy didn't stand
a chance. She was trying to kill him.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
It was bird anyways, So yeah, I'm into Flee with Mac.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Jesus is back, very excited. At the church next door,
they're banging.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, so I'm int to Flee with Mac.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I can't wait to see what it brings.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
But all the new releases they're gonna have, you're gonna
be so excited.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Well no, no, I mean like different artists. Maybe that
will jump out to me.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
How about led Zeppelin? You like led Zeppelin?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I don't think I want to go too much because
there's still some songs.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I don't take anything I suggest no.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Because like, listen, I like Fleemac.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I like some of the songs I've been listening to,
but some have a little bit too much of the
rock part of it.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And I, oh, so you're looking for singer songwriters.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I like a little bit.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Of like Jim Crochey.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah, like yeah, I probably can you know who? Like
I was listening to Simon and Garfunkle.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yesterday, like maybe some I think I'm really gonna get
try to get Americana.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Maybe I'll try into James Taylor. Oh send Me Away.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh boy, Yeah, I've seen fun and I've seen yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Right, I think I'm just gonna he's the seventies.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, seventy singer song Neil Diamond. No, no, Neil Diamond.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Like I shouldn't say no right away, Like I know,
like the song oh yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
More than take Carol. He's got a lot of a
lot of bangers. Maybe you don't bring me flowers with him?
And Barber Streis. I remember as a kid having to
listen to that a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Okay, my mom did.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Not like Barber.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
She didn't Your mom was like anti jo or something.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
She was like, really like, no, I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I thought it was funny, just the way you didn't
like Barber.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
But that's not a singer.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
That's a different, different set of No, she she didn't
like her big nose, she said.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I think she just thought she was annoying, which, yeah,
barb is annoying.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh do you interact one? I didn't know you and
Babs were interacting.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
No, just like how like I think and then.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
The way you just did that Kramer impersonation for the radio,
I think she's just like this, Yeah, that's how you are,
so you Woul Babs would be like best friends.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, I mean, like I've never really like watched like
the only thing I've only seen a Barber streisand, honest
to God, is anything that was a reference in The Nanny. Okay,
if it wasn't a reference in the Nanny, like you didn't.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
See like Prince of Tides or anything, never saw ever
saw you never saw anything with her in there.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
The closest, the closest I've seen her act, I'll tell you,
is in the Birdcage. Okay, when they when they did that,
and like I don't ask you this, Oh no, excuse me.
The only thing I've seen Barber Streis in it, and
she was good in it is Me the Fuckers. So
but that's but that was like when she's older, like younger.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Okay, so now this being said, this is some riveting
podcast ship right here with your new and sudden interest
in the singer song writer of the seventies like slow
like just take You over the Moon, James Taylor. The
reality is, honey, I think you should be listening to
Barbara Streising.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Why am I guy like fall in love with her?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I think I think there's a good chance she's like
the seventies Taylors we Baby, like the song she was
singing and just yeah, oh yeah, well listen when we
leave here, that'll be a they're gonna think it's two
riotous gays traveling down the highway together. That's like she's

(43:20):
safe tonight, I don't off the top of my head.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, there's like there's not it's not like a Fleetwood
Mac then.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
But there was an album and I remember my like
my mother listened to it all the time, and it's
like ingrained into my brain. That's probably like the one
percent that is gay like in there, just like I
got some barb flowers that well, that's one song, but
there's a bunch of others.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
But she was more of like an actress that became No, she.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Was a singer that became an actress. She did stuff
early on. I mean, I'm not like a Barbari Streis
and historian by any stretch. I'm barely.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I'm very why she's not the relevant now besides her age,
like because I feel like because women age terribly know,
is she married to a lot of people?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I don't think so?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Is she just only married? She's married to James Brolin, right, yes.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and I think they've been married for
quite a while, so she wasn't.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Maybe I'm getting her and Liz Taylor.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Liz Taylor was married to a lot of it, and
she was just an actress from Black Beauty.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
And maybe I'm just getting both.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Maybe I'm like gang some of their stories, Like maybe
I thought that they were both married to a lot
of people.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, I don't think. Maybe think you share?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
No, oh share? Maybe I'd like to get into.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh ooh yeah you like share?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh. I bet she'd be a good singer songwriter to
get into a deep dive.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't. I don't think so well.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
How many albums did she did? She have a lot?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I don't know. I hate her. Yes, you're just Barbara
Streisan has been married twice, first first to Elliott Gould
and then James Brolin. Good for you, mister Geller. That
was her first husband, Elliott Gould. Oh, okay, Monica and
Ross's father, and then in Oceans, Yes, isn't that funny?

(45:25):
And then James and then James Brown. Yes, so just
twice it happens. Nobody's perfect.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
No, I did, wasn't saying that?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I think I I think I was just getting.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, you had a lot of things going on. Yeah,
you had a lot of you had a lot of
balls in the air with them.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Was she ever on Broadway?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I think so yeah, yeah, Okay, yeah, I think so.
It feels like that was. Yeah, everything was on fucking
Broadway when I was a kid. Oh I heard was
about fucking Broadway? Cats?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Cats?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I think was all the time. I'm with cats.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Well they some of those shows like played for just.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Ever Cats came out. I think when I was like
a kid and it.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Went I think it just went away.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I don't even nine lives. Oh, I get it. Google again.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Had you ever been to a Broadway show. No, do
you wish you ever did go to a Broadway show?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, oh sure, no for real, even when you were young.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Okay, all right, who wouldn't who except for like maybe
getting mugged or something scary, like who wouldn't want to
see like Hamilton on Broadway? Right? Like if I'm gonna, okay,
I guess if I'm gonna have to sit through a performance,

(46:47):
I'm gonna take, let's get it done on Broadway or
in the theater, versus having to watch, like I don't know,
a vocal production of something.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I can understand the difference, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Like I want to there's.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Some production value, the lighting, the sound, the seats at least.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
The acting, the singing, the spectacle of it and the seats.
You know, I don't. I don't know about snacks at the.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
On Broadway they got drinks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Oh there you go. But for me, absolutely, if I'm
gonna set for two three hours watching something, it better
be a fucking spectacle, like for sure. But I got
no desires to go.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
So you're saying, like, don't.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
No desires to go, don't don't be booking anything? No,
because I think it's I think sometimes, I mean, I
don't know, you know, it's weird. I would I would
almost prefer to go to like somebody's like artsy indie
play if the people aren't too douchey, you know what

(48:00):
I mean, Like that would be kind of fun, Like
I'd like to see what people were writing about and
creating for that. But to take me, Oh, it's the
Manchester Playhouses rendition of Oklahoma, and it's like fucking put
a boat, am I I'd rather see I rather see
two kids doing like experimental theater in the back of

(48:22):
a high school, you.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Know, Kenny Loggins, Mary.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What now you're in the fucking danger zone, bitch, Let's see,
let's see, let's look it up. I mean, I wasn't
talking or anything. I know, when I was younger. I
thought about this the other day and it sounds crude
and I'm sorry, But when I was younger, I'd always

(48:47):
have fantasize about getting a blowjob. Now, at this stage
of my life, I just get hard thinking about my
wife fucking listening to me, like seriously used to you
used to only take the Sears catalog get me going.
Now I take just the fucking mm hm oh instead

(49:10):
of oh, you've talked for twenty minutes. Whose Kenny Loge's
married too? Do you think do you think there's such
a thing as a like? Is it an affair? If
you just talk to somebody and they listen.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Depending how you're it can be an emotional affairs?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
A fucking die.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Now, what where is this fucking brid Let me see
what she's like, Let me see what she's saying.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Okay, perfect for this situation. I told you about her
two weeks ago, but you weren't listening.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Who did?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I'm going to rewind the tapes because you know, the
problem with.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
An emotional affair is I don't want to reciprocate.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah, but you'd probably be yes, you'd be emotionally pouring
into it, and then you'd be like, oh my god,
thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
You're so kind.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Do you want to meet it?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
But if I don't want them to start telling me things,
I already got that fall. I got that area covered.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Maybe, like Ken, we're just here comfort too.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
You are literally here just to listen to.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
You so big?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Doesn't you must work so hard with that? You probably
have like a routine, you must wait.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on,
hold on, if I got some tissues? Are you saying
she's asking me questions? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
She must about she must she wants to know.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
How about me?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh ship?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Yeah, she's probably saying, like.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's somebody I'm buying flowers for ship. She's ask the question.
She's interested in what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
You must be exhausted mentally to be carrying the business
and the financial worries on your head on top of
trying to keep your body in tip top shape, so
you age into like a graceful man who doesn't have
like joint problems and walking bad, Like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Gosh, how do you do it? What do you do?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
You normally? Like just like read a lot of.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Like like articles or do you listen to podcasts?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Or I'm sorry, I don't want to talk too much.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I just want to hear what you're talking about and
thinking and doing. Should I get a journal?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
To need a sex robot? That's all I'm gonna need.
I'm gonna need like the basic model that.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Was your wife, that was me.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I do listen.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
These are all the things that's good though good you
were focused. It's when I started to respond to any
of those questions.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
It's so crazy. It's like, I don't know how you
have like just such a nice tan Oh that's sweet,
you're not quite pale.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Don't let don't let the compliment fool you. You think
I'm being an asshole. But yeah, I started back to
tanning because my aesthetition wife decided to call me fucking pale.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Didn't approve of you going into the tanning bed anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh god, it feels so good to be back. It
feels so good. It's like a nine minute hug. It's
like a nine minute warm hot This is like a
I mean, this is a war. It's like you can
just feel it going right into my soul.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That feels nice.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh my god, I love tanning. I might be like, hey,
you know what, I'm a Leo Stephanie. You told me
this all the time. What's my what's my son? Like?
What's my thing? The sun? Right, it's a goddamn sun.
So of course I need, of course I need sunlight

(52:59):
to live. Anymore burps or sounds you get over there,
You like the guy from police Academy today, What do
you mean the guy who made all the noises.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Do you ever watch the Police Academy movies?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Not enough to like remember an Oh my.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
God, you don't remember Police Academy. I can see the
age thing. How about Three Men and a Baby? Yeah, okay,
well Steve Gutenberg is in both. He's the head. He's
the head guy, Steve Old Gutenberg from Short Circuit.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
No, I know who Steve Goenberger is. Like, I know,
that must have been before Three.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Minute of a Baby.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, it was like the year before.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, I remember, Like I know they did like a
couple of them, a couple of them, like three or four.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Uh yes, so.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah, I know, I know, and they were all like
just idiots.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I shouldn't say I haven't seen it, like I've seen
like bits.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
The season or bobcat Gold he shows up, you know,
Bob kat that guy. So that was pretty cool. That
was like my first introduction to him. And he doesn't
even talk like that in real life and he gets
very mad when people bring it up. It was just
part of like a character he did, like for his
comedy act, but it got so big then he did

(54:20):
the movies and like people just assumed he talked that way.
So anyway, just in case you run into Bobcat, don't
have him do the voice. But yeah, it was just
the Mad Tap Adventures. No, it's fine. That over there
like a fucking like like you're on your scratch pads.
Just crunch, crunch. Yeah, that's good. All the sound effects

(54:51):
were provided by Stephanie Today. Yeah, I know you work today.
I appreciate you. I worked today, not to the same level.
I worked a few hours this morning, got my ass
up at three, off to the old who's goal, did
the work, went to the gym and then that was

(55:12):
it nice and then you get up, you went to work.
You had to be there for those full hours. But
it does it sucks, you know, for like people are like,
oh my god, working the weekends and it is sucky,
but we do have it does afford us some time
during the week. Yeah, and then that you can go

(55:33):
fuck yourself, because that's the best is having time during
the week when there's like there's already more than enough,
more than enough people out and about that you'd even
imagine on a random Tuesday at eleven am. Yeah, but
compared to what you'd have to deal with on a Saturday,
at eleven am.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, so no it is. It's not bad.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
I mean sometimes it stinks, but like I do schedule
myself like a good amount of like not weekend.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Off, but I do take and like I have like
over the next probably like.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Three months out, I have like a good amount of
weekends off.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
So it evens out.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Because I mean I get out pretty early, so like
I mean I get out at like between two and three,
So I.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Mean you miss you miss almost nothing.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Like yeah, most of the stuff now that people are doing,
it's like I might either be like a couple hours late.
Like in the summertime, we're always like two or three
hours late to like cook out, which kind of works
out because like we eat before, so we're just there
for like the fire pit and stuff, or I just
have to like request it off or because everything else

(56:45):
is you know.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Later, right. Yeah, We've never been like, oh my god,
we can't go to this social gathering because Stephanie doesn't
get out till two.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yeah. The kids aren't little where they have like ten
am soccer games that.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That would sing.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah. That that part.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
That's why I like I had to like take a
break from from the spot just because I was missing
so much, and I didn't like that feeling.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah, I get that, and now the kids just do
their own Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Now, yeah, so it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Well it matters, but I know what you're saying. What
you're saying. Anything since this is a Saturday episode, anything
coming up within the within the week, care that you're
excited about. I mean, do you have a thing this week?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Well, so I got kind of a busy.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Week this week, so I thought you had a show
this week.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Well, so I have to run eighteen miles this week.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Oh that sounds.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
So that is my longest that I've done so far.
And I also have run nine miles this week, so
I have to do that.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
And then I'm going to see Nikki Glazer.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Of Golden Globes fame, so this will be my second
time seeing her.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So it's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
But we were I think it says some many times
we're supposed to see her in like November or December
or something, and then it got pushed back because she
was doing the Golden Globe do.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It's Yeah, so it's gonna be awesome. So I'm going
with the girls.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
So we're all very much excited for.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
That, and I have a pretty busy week at the spot.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
So I am, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Be busy, busy, busy, busy, boozy, So get.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Me if you can.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I mean busy. But it sounds like some of it's fun.
That's good. Yeah, that must be neat, that must be
something to be able to have fun. Should I get
to have fun? I'm just kidding. Yeah, yeah, that was
actually my fun right there. I'm just doodling over here

(59:06):
while we talk. Yeah, I've drawn some fun animals and
you're texting probably the flower guy or the jail guy.
He's got his fucking burner phone.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
No, he's busy.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Oh yeah, no, I'm just I'm just kind of picking
my schedule a little bit as we're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
For here's here's a movie idea. The husband gets so
jealous of your relationship with the prisoner that he commits
a crime to be put into prison to take that
guy out, and then they battle in prison for your love.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Just call it a new age dueling.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, so yeah, husband and prison. Ah what did he do?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
We'll say, So you're going into prison.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I'm going to prison? What if I What have I
done to go to so? I can't I can't do
anything so crazy that I can't get out. So it
needs to be it needs to be relatively quick. I mean,
it might be something mine because I get I want
to be out in like a month or two, right,
so maybe like maybe a simple assault, like a bar fight,

(01:00:32):
a bar fight.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Oh, I don't think I want to bar fight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I fight somebody, I have, I have it out. I fight.
I beat this ship out of the guy. It's not dead,
it ain't doing good. So while I'm in there, because
the guy is so fucked up that I beat up,
it could go it could become a murder charge if

(01:00:56):
he dies, so the doctors are trying to save him
or otherwise I stay in prison for life. So I'm
hoping he lives. And then I got to find lover
boy in prison who's sending you the letters? So I
gotta make friends with the guy in the mail room.
The guy in the mail room's got to tell me

(01:01:16):
which where are these letters coming from? You gotta let
me know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
And you have a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I don't need a gun. No, no, no, like that's like
I have smuggled the gun into the prison. That's tricky.
That's very tricky.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Oh no, I was just thinking that like they got
your gun charges too or something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Okay, yeah, like yeah, I pistol whipped him. That's how
I fed him up so bad. Right, then comes down
on the No, he's not my bunk. I just gotta
find him. I gotta know who he is. I don't
know what he looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I do you even know his name is?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
What's that from your letters? He signs his name, he
doesn't put prisoner one four eight?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
How would you try to figure out if it was
him talking to me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
How would you just walk up to him and just
beat him up right there? Like you here?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Andre? Andre? Okay, so I guess I don't know what
we're dealing with. Now, we got some persuasion. This could
be Italia and it could be anything, could be Greek.
All right, all right, all right, I don't want to
make this. I hate crime, but we gotta do what
we gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
It could be any like you said, andres are good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I could be fighting someone from the fucking woo.
You know what I mean? You don't know, you know,
you never know, but i'd have to throw down.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Okay, Okay, so you went, so you would just walk
up to Andre and not say Hey, do you know
this bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh No, I'm not there to have a conversation. This
guy's talked enough. His words, his words have inspired me
to come to this prison yard to beat his ass.
And I'm going to have a five pound wait in
like a fucking sock and I'm gonna smack him upside

(01:03:13):
the head with that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Okay, you know it would be hotter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
What would be that he kills you? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Okay, No, this is what's hotter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Okay, you don't go to jail, not in jail. Okay.
This sounds like he just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Shows me to find out a way to visit him
in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Whoever, maybe whether you say you're going to be his
new pro bonal lawyer, get these charges.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Jobs okay okay, and then oh boy, you do whatever,
and then you come home and you say there won't
be what why why are there no more letters?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Oh no, what happened to my pen pal?

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
And You'll be like and I'd be like scared, but
I'd be like, oh, oh did you come home?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
And then make ravenous love?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Whoa ravenous sounds like there's a wild beast in here already,
the one with two backs and a snort. Yeah, the
beast with two backs, No, the beast with two bad anyways. Yeah,

(01:04:25):
so ravenous. I mean I have pretty hungry, so ravenous
sounds exhausting. Just kidding. That was just for fun. It
was just for fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, what fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, that was a fun discussion for whatever. So I
guess I don't know if we discuss anything of any
import beeple.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
I think what people should know is, if you have
a penis, don't try.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Talking to me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
It will not end well for you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Like and even if you're gay, like sometimes like still
is up with that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I will fight anybody. I am an equal opportunity attacker.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Yeah, he's gotten better, but take gotten better.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I don't know. I feel like I'm still the same.
I'm I mean, I don't know. I don't want to
criminate myself or anything, any past crimes of violence or
anything but violence. Yeah, you never know. He's like, oh
my god, what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
What did he do?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Did you do something?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
What would you okay? What would you rather have happened? Me?
Tell you, Stephanie, listen, gotta pass. I did some things
I'm not proud of.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I'd love for you to tell me about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
It any I can't tell you what I did, So.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Why would you tell me that me of all people
like you know, asshole that you couldn't. Yeah, so like you,
So you purposely say that to me knowing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
That I can't. But if I wanted to be honest
with you, because otherwise I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
You're not being honest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
If I was, why are you like, well, then tell
me about your past, because that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
If I was acting, that's just.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Why I would be like, that's a lie, because like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
You're just you're using that as an excuse. So I
don't ask you where you're going tomorrow night. If you
have a pass that like it's gonna be coming up
in our future, I'm gonna fucking know about it, and
I know about right now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Well, you're too much back to the apps.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Go get out of my house, Get out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Of here, Leave my friend that one, don't ever touch
him again.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, I would just get more dog.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
There you go, the rare dog lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Well I didn't become why didn't become a lesbian?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Well that's gonna be required. Why, I don't know. I
just that's I think guys could deal with that. Your
wife becomes a lesbian, not like while you're married, like
afterwards you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Kind of want them to after they get divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Lesbian or none, because if you're or you have to
leave yeah whatever, I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yeah, well if your life, if your wife left you,
you'd want her to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
You've heard no, Well, like if you left me like
you were like, eh, it would be less on the
fucking brain for you to leave me for like another woman,
Believe it or not. Okay, I think there's an age
where I think guys probably just expect women turned into
lesbians because all you guys want to do is like

(01:07:52):
talk to your fucking friends and I don't know, do
puzzle ship.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I don't know, Okay, right sure and then and okay,
but yeah, you would not like if I was like, hey,
fuck you and then like met a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, that would not that would be great. Yeah, that
wouldn't feel That would feel kind of like like yuck,
you know, like probably not be good for the brain.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Now what if I left you didn't find anyone, and
you found a woman and then later I found someone?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
How would that make you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Probably less because that's just hypocritical, But yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
It would but it would still mess with you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah, so a little yeah, a little bit. But if
I you know, if I moved on, if you haven't
moved on, if you're like, this is the worst part. Okay.
So you're saying we separate, Ye, go our own way. Okay,
here's the difference. You can go go your own ways.
You're kind of obviously do what you do, what you want. Okay,

(01:08:52):
I can do what I want. I think that's different for.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Okay, you leave me, Okay, okay, so you leave me,
you're the one who's like, fuck you, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Free, and then I find someone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yea. If I've left you, then it doesn't that's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
It won't matter who I'm with you all, well, well,
who knows?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I mean, well, okay, I don't. I mean I don't,
I don't know. You never know, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
So it's just more if your ego is the one
that gets bruised, I would rather.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Not have that. You don't want what's ego being bruised.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Because it's broken. That's care that's leaving you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I'm going back to you leaving me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
No, but I know, but I'm saying, like you're so
your heart wouldn't be broken if you left me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Well, if I'm leaving, if I'm leaving, if I'm making
the choice, my heart can't be broken, Like I don't
know what we can You're you're doing math like I
don't know what you're like, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Well, our love has died, like it's like, so it's broken, like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
It's already happened. Is a feeling like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
You have to grieve that long us.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
But if I'm if I'm leaving you, I'm probably already
thinking that, you know what I mean, Like, oh, I
love is dead, Stephanie, don't listen like she ain't cooking
no more.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
It's still heartbroken.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, it's like with that last one too, Like that's
like I know, like that was like like a cold
fucking dig or something. Fuck you its fucking madjack great,
fucking don't say that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
You just you just fucking with a Portuguese woman's kitchen.
Look at this microwaves top of the line. Baby, fuck you,
we had an air fryar too, so it would be
the fucking I the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Good thing you got late this morning because it ain't
fucking happening tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
That's her share.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Oh no, well, here we go again. You might be heartbroken,
It might be I might be I don't know, it
might be sleepy. Sometimes a good nights could be just
as fucking orgasmic as sex. Yeah, you know you'll find
out something you've wasted, You've wasted a perfectly good hour

(01:11:10):
something of listening to this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Check out Fleetwood Mac if you haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Oh yeah, if you haven't checked out Fleetwood Mac Stevie
Nick to the Essentials. Essentials are really just rumors, like their.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Albums just they're just finding your own.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
There you go, you'll figure it out, all right. So
for everybody here and here we go again, as we
always say, like follow, review, share, do all that bullshit.
Nobody does. That's fine, I guess it's it. So for
all of us, I'm ken and see you next time. Yeah,
every week.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
You can't do it right,