April 2, 2025 • 49 mins
Ken and Stephanie discuss watching American Idol, farmer wants a wife and a bunch of other stuff in an episode cut short from tech issues
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, everybody, it's Ken. No, this is not a solo podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm sure you'll be grateful for that, but I do
want to let everybody know that unfortunately, this episode had
a little bit of a technical glitch around the forty
eight minute mark, and it's just gonna cut off. We
lost about the last twenty seven minutes. One of us,
probably myself, bumped into the wire. With all the times
I'm telling Stephanie watch out for the wire, watch out
(00:27):
for the wire, I think I actually bumped mine and
it just completely wrecked the last twenty seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of the show. So I'm sorry for that, but at
this point the.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Rest of it is still obviously available. We appreciate everybody listening,
and yeah, hopefully the glitch doesn't mess it up too bad.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken. Oh even that you give me a little attitude.
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's nice. She's yeah then I think icing mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh man, Well, Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Happy Tuesday, daytime a daytime show. Another one.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, Happy April, Happy in a new month, springtime, and
the landscapers were out getting out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh leave. This is a bad episode to let Stephanie
know that we are probably getting a divorce. Yeah, I
was like, what, I'm really bad with dates. So if
I was like, April fools, what you're talking about and.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're telling me that we were getting a divorce?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
A podcast the ratings just.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
To be recorded so that like when we go to court,
you can be like I was honest, Listen, I only
tricked her into the conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I told her. I told her right up front.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yo, let's start off with talk about divorce. Let's talk
about a crazy divorce. Crazy been talking about around the house.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Well, you're gonna have to do most of the personal information,
but I'll give you the ghost people.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh yeah, the ghost people, the people from Ghost Adventures.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Now, side note, I don't watch the show at all,
so I literally have no idea who the people are.
I have no idea who the couple is. I've never
seen them, but Lily and Ken like to watch the
show all the time they've been talking about and even
though I don't watch the show, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It is a good dateline twenty. It is definitely going
to be a Hulu mini series.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Without a doubt. The guy will probably start in it himself.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, he should like he should direct. Oh my god.
But anyways, all.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right, so for anybody, if you're familiar with the show
Ghost Adventures, is that on cable?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That is on cable?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, well, I didn't know if it was like YouTube
or Netflix.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
If you move, if you move your antenna, I'll bet
to the left and get to UHF channel three.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well people gable.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, I get like, it's not a streamer, like you
can watch it on the bag.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, it could be.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It was originally for TLC TLC okay, yeah, the Learning channel.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The Learning Channel.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So so, yeah, the show Ghost Adventures. And there's three guys.
There were historically three guys on the show, but whatever,
it doesn't matter. One guy who's been there from the
very beginning, the spiky hair No, no, it's not the
spiky hair.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, it's the spiky hair guy. His name is Zach.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Began's okay, he's the host.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He's the host of the show. Right, he's like the emo.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, okay, I don't know what that's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, I that one is okay. Well, the other one
who's been with him forever. He's bald and he's got
like a goatee. His name is Aaron.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Is he a cameraman?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, he's one of the investigators, like he's on screen
all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I wouldn't recognize.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Them, Okay, I would just like peripheral because sometimes you mad, whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What's the other person's name on this There's been multiple
other people.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
One third guy got fired.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
His name was Nick, like way back, like ironically, I've.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Seen a few episodes.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, you guys, but okay, but anyway, Lily and I
have been watching ghost hunting shows since she was literally
too probably way.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Too young to watch ghost hunting shows.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I probably I probably gave her some touch of the
fucking tism by having her look at a poltergeist picture
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So she could have caught it just from a cookout.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, gonna just just watched low watch the Branches. So anyway,
we've been watching this show. He come to find out
this guy a couple of years ago, he got married.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So god that I created that little picture thing over there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, very nice, and he gots distracted.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So anyway, h so this guy gets married a couple
of years ago, and you know, pretty lady, whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
They got was she on the show at all.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, it wasn't on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They never had their own side show.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, no, nothing, nothing like that because I just post
on it Instagram.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Side note, when I first heard you guys talk about it,
I thought it was the eight GTV ers, the people
who like had a like renovating show together and then
they got divorced, but they still did the show together.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But like they talked about it was that.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I figured that out once, like you really went
into death.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, so he gets married, happily married.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
They get all their Instagram posts like hey, look at us,
We're so happy, We're so whatever, and he's he's excited
to be married and well for whatever, Like he's on
the road quite a bit, you know, filming the show.
I think, as usual, woman sitting home because she ain't busy,
so she's getting pissed, right, I mean, if she had
(05:45):
more things to do, maybe she wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
But well, so she was. She didn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You don't know, No, I don't think she had a
I don't know what. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You were saying it pretty like definitely that like you
knew that she was just sitting at home getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, she was. She was not happy. I think that
he is on the.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Don't know if she was just sitting at home.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, we don't know if she's just doing I'm just
saying because like most women like, if they get bored
then it's like entertain me. And if they have something
to do then they don't give a fuck. You could,
you could burn in a fire, don't really matter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Anyway. So side note.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But as part of the story is there's this guy
who gets convicted and sentenced to life in prison for
murdering his mother and father and brother. Now and there
was a mini like a documentary that was done on him.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh okay, so that's how she found out about it.
Do you know what the fella's name is for the listen?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't know off the top of my head.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We should have done research, but we're giving you it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You can do your own thing. You look up search
air and ghost adventures. You're gonna see the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And type in more stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The more you type in job pigs of the Google
tips there, you might have some older jeeves. We might
have some older listeners popping in, or some younger listeners
who don't get to use Google lists.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, they're like, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That is, but maybe there's people who never get good
Google searches, right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And they're like, I've just been typing in potato.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I was searching for movie times, but I just type potato.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So anyway, So anyway, she's upset, he's off whatever. And
this guy side note, he kills his family, gets sentenced
to prison. They do a documentary on him of some sorts,
and of course that instantly, like we've discussed on the
podcast before, that instantly gets panties moist when a guy's
in prisons. Okay, so what was illustrated within the thing?
(07:49):
Because each person was kind of represented by a like
like a comic book style drawing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'll have to show you the thing.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The guy who's in prison does not know, and I
know I saw him video of him. There is a
little video in that clip, and he looks like something
like if a rat, like I don't know, fuck the
rock or something. He looked rough, really rough. So it's weird.
It's like this woman's just and he's getting a lot
of letters, he's getting a lot of attention from all
these ladies, I'll show you a picture perfect And so anyway,
(08:24):
women start to become interested, and lo and behold. One
of the interested women is this Aaron guy's wife. And
she starts, you know, writing him letters and going back
and forth with him, telling her how she wishes her
husband wasn't around so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They could be together.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, the rat fuck rock guy. So anyway, he gets
a contraband phone, so he's sneaking text messages now to
her for like a year and then like going back
back and forth, and she's telling him how much she
loves him and wishes she could be again away from
(09:05):
her husband or wishes her husband was just gone. And
then they start talking about killing him, and she pays,
and this guy knows a guy on the outside, so
somehow they agree to pay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A guy she was talking to his grant a motto.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And he's he's thirty five years old, zero prospects.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
He's has like George Cossanza balding like so like that
should like define like little bit of hair he's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And he looks like a rat.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He has like a longer no is he has bigger ears.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Long those big ears like.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Like the hair definitely doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, Naddy looking at his hair.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, I don't know if he's a rat. Yeah, I
don't know. If maybe in the documentary they.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Showed maybe he looked better better, Maybe they maybe these
girls thought they were talking to Luigi Angoni.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah it's not Oh that's okay. If he had hair,
I can see. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But if he had hair, you can see.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Why why But I don't know if that's the same person.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It like that. It must be like a younger picture.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh, I don't know. Maybe he found his high school yearbook.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, he kind of looks like a little bit like
aj MacLean.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's wearing like from back to.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, that's he's wearing a Oh no, I don't even
know if that's.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The same person.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't think that whatever you're saying to me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
But he was accused of killing family for webcam girl.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, he stole like two hundred thousand dollars from his
family and then when they cut off his credit card
and all that stuff, he killed them because he was
giving all of his money to one of these webcam girls.
You all, he stole two hundred k. So this guy's
a winner.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
All, Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So he stole money from his family to give to
this girl. Yes, and then they shut off their credit
cards and he killed them, killed instead of just having
a conversation.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, it's like I get a lot of enough money
for my webcam girl.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
So anyway, so that's too. Anyway, that's who she wants
to be with.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She wants to be with him.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He he sets up a thing with somebody who knows
and yes, I know, honey, but see you next tuesday.
He can't understand normal thinking, I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I don't know, like and not for nothing, but I mean,
like if he's in jail forever, it's like why can't
like no one's gonna know.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean like, yeah, maybe she just wanted to get
her husband killed and she was just jerking.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
This guy along. So anyway, somehow they arrange it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She agrees to pay eleven five and fifteen dollars to
have him killed. The prisoner gets it all set up
with the guy on the outside. The guy on the
outside texts to him and says, hey, he sleeping, gonna
take care of it. He was at the hotel they knew.
(12:05):
The wife gave all the details on where he was filming.
What his schedule was.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh, it was like, oh so it wasn't even at
his house.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No, it wasn't at his house. It was all like
they were doing like on the road.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course it was like even even.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That she gave like specifics, because if.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was done in their home, she could have.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
At least kind of lied and be like, right, she
wanted him dead, but away from the house.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Do they have kids?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No? No, kids did not reproduce.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So so anyway, the guy texts this guy he's sleeping,
gonna get it done, and that was it, and then
doesn't hear back, doesn't hear back, doesn't know if this
guy's alive or dead, so he just says, hey, can
(12:58):
you update me, And just as he types that, guards
Russian and find his contraband phone and they take his phone.
So now the guy in the cell has no idea.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I wonder if they caught the guy who is like
maybe they were, like because like, why wouldn't TLC have
security for them, Like technically.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
They're working for it's just a reality show.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't think they're going to provide security well for three,
like for five dudes, And it's not like I mean
they couldn't keep Trump safe. I don't think TLC's security
is going to keep politics.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, no, no, but I'm you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Logically what I'm saying, right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So anyways, definitely, the guy gets his phone taken away,
gets it confiscated, and he's in the dark. He doesn't
know is the guy dead, is he alive? Now he
can't reach out to his girlfriend, well the girlfriend, well,
the wife of the guy whatever. She she doesn't hear anything, back,
(14:05):
doesn't know. She doesn't know what's what's happening usband. Well
once when he calls or when he gets home or
whatever it is. She goes on like fucking life is
completely normal, Like she didn't try to have him killed, obviously, no.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Mention of that. You don't bring that up, Like, oh honey.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let's grab breakfast, I'll tell you about the plot.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You're here, right, Yeah, it's like, oh no, I mean
you're here, so I didn't think you'd make it.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Right, So she goes on, everything's normal. Well, after a while,
the police or not the police, but the prison starts
to dissect that guy's illegal phone. Yeah, and then they
start seeing all the text messages, all the things, everything
that they shared.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
All on the pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know about naughty pictures.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They release the messages.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, yes, yes read I did not read any of
the text messages. Well, I don't know, do you have
the text messages?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Look?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, so she just pretends to go on.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
They start going through that guy's phone, they find the messages,
and then they send.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
People to the house to arrest her.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And then since then they've gotten divorced understandably, so since
she was plotting to have his life extinguished.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, now how long? Now when did she get arrested?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Just just this year? Just twenty twenty five, maybe January.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
March?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
My, certainly great podcasting.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Well yeah, so that's something. Yeah, some crazy news.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So, I mean I've told you you know you want
you want me gone or just I don't know, just
tell me at least write me a note, right, don't
don't try to fucking kill me.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Still get my name wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, it is like, yeah, I know, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Just what are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You're still trying to find Oh it's okay, the time
will the time will pass.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
People could look it up if they're interested.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I must get it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, I mean you just said they were released.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well no, but yeah, you know, I'm I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think I think that ships definitely should be a
movie the week or reality star almost killed by his
wife plotting with a with a fucking mass murderer. That's crazy,
who like murdered his family because.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Of a web cameo.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
He was stealing money from that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now, I mean, he sounds like he's, you know, once
he's dedicated to a cause, you know, I mean, he
certainly doesn't have commitment issues.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
He was supporting that web cam girl. Well, hey, we
gotta can we stop that?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Exephanie suddenly doesn't know how the internet works.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You didn't take a YouTube video?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
No, I linked on it.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And it shows like text are that it's like Facebook?
That that was gonna bring it to like a Facebook page.
I did not think it never plays a videos that break.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So that's that, that's the intrigue. I don't know if
we were just bored the pants off of you, but
look it up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Something juice.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You must know you must see some girls out there.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Women we were going to get a divorce, like you
were gonna like that April fools.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, you must know women that you think, like Jesus,
they probably just killed their husband instead of leaving them
through the years.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't know. I feel like you must know somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It would kill someone.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, probably woman who would rather kill their husband than
like go through the divorce.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't know, why would you.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Want to quit a jail and you can just go to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Like America the marrya. Yeah, I don't know. People were crazy.
It happens.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I mean, women are always plotting to kill and men
are always Actually it's almost the reverse, where men are
the ones who are like.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh, no, I have to kill my wife.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I mean, like I can obviously get being like very upset,
like you're so angry and it's like you're yelling, you're
screaming like whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know, maybe not things are getting thrown at each other,
but like just like like a really bad whatever. But
I would never think to.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Be like, ah, like right off and like try to straangle.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, I think I mean one, it sounds like it's
involves that scream you just did with your head flailing
like you were a fucking drunken banshee in a graveyard.
You look like a demon, like I don't expect you
to try to fucking choke me out, like good luck,
(19:08):
you'd have to you'd have to have somebody. You'd have
to have somebody do or poison. Women use poison a lot. Yeah,
I think that big poisoners, drowners. I mean if you're
under forty two inches and then poison.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Typically, like I think it goes being like for like women,
if like they're gonna kill themselves, they're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It like themselves people.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, no, No, they're gonna do it like uh a cleaner way.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
So they're gonna use pills whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
So same thing with like killing someone and like you
have to like see like you can't really like chop
someone up and clean it up.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But like if you like poison them right right right right,
they'll die on the street.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, and then it's like it may not be like
suspicious looking depending on the poison use use.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, that's really okay.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The way you said that sounded like you had some knowledge.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
A lot of the women who do poison their like
or whatever, they seem to get caught.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
There's always like something weird that happened.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, No, they a bunch of boneheads. It's like the
guys who kill their wives. But do you think you're
not going to be suspect number one?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Why have you heard about the doctor in Hawaii who
tried to kill his wife by pushing her off a
cliff and like throwing a rock in her face and
trying to bash her head.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And I'm not even kidding. It just happened like a
couple of weeks ago. It's like, yeah, not this guy.
He he's not a doctor.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Now they suspended all of his Really, maybe he's like
doctor pimple pop.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So he was.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Walking with his wife on a hike and they were
going to take a picture and she didn't want to
like go that close to the edge, and he was
like trying to get her closer and closer because it
dropped off was the ocean, and she's like no, I
don't want to whatever, and then he like pushed her
and was like fighting with her and she's like howbow
And then he took a rock and tried to and
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then she was able to get away and she found
people and he ran off.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Jesus and then they what a terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They found him.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
He's in he's in jail, and the the judge set
the bill at five million dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Wow, that's a lot of pineapples. Yeah. See, guys are
just as.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
He was trying to do it, like he just thought
he'd be able to be Like was she one of.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Those big big Samoan women.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Know they were like she was white.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He I think you like they both didn't look like
they were like from.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Like Native Hawaii okay or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
They didn't look no and like but he no, he
might have just been if he wanted to.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
No, No, they weren't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It was yeah, the rock is real rough.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's like you really hate.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Your fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
So it wasn't even like like oh my god, sorry,
like I didn't mean to push you, like Okay, I
guess it didn't work out, like go on, better hike
next time.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
But yeah, like throwing the like just slamming it.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like Jesus, this bitch sounds scary.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I don't know what happened, but yeah, that was another
I think she's gonna get divorced.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, I mean I would think. I think that would
be a good time.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I don't know why he got so upset with her,
but yeah, wild.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But anyway, your spouse don't care.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You're supposed to don't just leave him, that's it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Don't fucking kill him? Why you should? Why should you
send them a text?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
And then no, no, no no. But I'm saying like, don't
be like that's true.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
If if I had the choice between being murdered, like
if I knew.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Murder to get broken up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
With via text, like, okay, I'll take the chance that
this may have to my rates and whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
No if thinking like, well, the only way I can
go that marriage is I can't get into force. I
have to either like have him leave me or I
have to kill him, It's like, no, just fucking leave
and just like make sure you take all the ship
that you want first before you leave.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Do it, but not their life. Don't take their life
before you leave. That's the point.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, don't take their life.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But like when they leave for work, like, take all
the shit you want for shore, your girls, get all.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
The trunks open, pop that shit in, get yourself a nice.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Little stay now, and then when you're done at the
trailer path, that's what that's like.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Open up your trunks, girls, come.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Over, hellading it up.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
He's gonna be surprised, I tell you, fucking Baskett didn't
put that fucking dish.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oay, he better not want these baskets.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
This is my favorite baskets.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
By the fuck out, I'll kill him.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, just do that, you know, and then just be like, hey,
we're done on you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Said girls show up with like we're gonna fill your trunks.
Oh I didn't picture anything good.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I pictured like gypsy people, like literally in a trailer.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I pictured like my three friends just backing up all
the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
When I pictured your three friends, they all looked like
they were at a trailer park.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's like how they'd have to be.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Why because that sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Back your trunk.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's just the phrase I had to like, get out.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I don't know what do you do if I have
if you have to get out and you're like, oh,
maybe I should stay and take a few more beatings
to make sure I get the photo albums, like just
leave it behind if you're if you're in a bad spot,
leave it the fuck behind.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Come like, oh oh no, I'm gonna have to buy
all new clothes. I was going to do that anyway,
like divorce or no divorce. This is the spring collection
from twenty twenty three. I attended an event with this cardigan.
It can never be seen again.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Burn it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Perhaps I'll donate it to a poor woman who hasn't
been seen in.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
This I'll just take it out of my closet and
put it in the closet here.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, like fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So yeah, if you need like whatever, oh you want stuff,
just leave it behind.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Leave it ll be like get it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Just put just put some essentials in a backpack and
then travel. Just just get out of the ride the rails.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Be a hobo.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
The train is longer than you know, like Plce and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Like I know you could ride it and you can
just that could be your life. Just see in place
that kills a day bus man.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
But it's pricey. I don't think it's like a bus
might be better.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But that's gonna be Yeah, that will be a you'll
see stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, box car billy and he's just traveling.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
What would you want to do?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Would you rather be on a train, like you think
of the price a train and how long it takes
and where it'll bring you, or would you rather take
a bus like a nice bus line.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
So it's like it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah still the train. I'm not autistic or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I just still would prefer the train because the I
don't know, bus is still like being in a car.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's not bad, but it still feels like whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Or I think a train like you're seeing when you're
in a bus and you're traveling by bus, you're on
the street, you're seeing street things. It's no different than
being in your car. Right when you're on a train,
generally it's traveling through landscapes and through different area. You're
seeing way cooler things out of train window than a
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bus window, because you're gonna you're gonna see.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
How often do you think trains derail?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't think, I mean, not enough to have stopped
him since eighteen fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Sixty two or whatever the fuck it was, you know
what I mean. I feel like they've done deemed safe.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, no train has ever. Nobody's died on a train
where a door flew off. Yeah, right, Like if somebody
opens the door on the train and they're like fucking
I'm out of here and they jump off, it's like
people that it wouldn't feel good, but you'd you'd live.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
How many people do you think kill themselves on the
train tracks?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh enough? I just heard a guy on a.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, we lived a while ago.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, no, no, no, different one.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh shit, Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I didn't know if you're talking about the Sam Morrell story. No,
his train got stopped coming.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No no, no, no, that was no, this was this was
a guy.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I kind of want to say it was Danny mc
bride and his dad was a training conduct but I
don't think it was Danny McBride. It was somebody else,
and I'm sorry, I'm like doing this right now, but
somebody's Oh it was Jay Oakerson and his dad. I
think Jesus they're all running together. But somebody's dad anyway,
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a comedian, Yeah, hit and killed like a lot of people,
like because it was Adam Devine.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Sorry, yeah on theo von but yeah, his dad, and
he'd come home and he'd be like, oh, got another
one today, So you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Should have seen it. Look like Hamburger under there killed
me another hobo. Like he can't do anything about it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, because if people are the track, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Like you can't stop. You can't stop the train in time.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, because even if it stopped, it's like still it
takes forever.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, that's a lot of yeah running running that train.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
It's not Thomas oh, mister thomham hat please hold on,
let me get, let.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Me get They get the fucking X eyes. Oh it's
Harold and they would.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Like get No. If it was on the Thomas the
Tank Engine Show, they would.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Definitely get like remember when their eyes would spin like, yeah,
did you did you watch Thomas?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You must not have watched Thomas.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
My cousins were younger than me, so like if they
were like watching things, I.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Don't picture them as Thomas the Tank Engine kids.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I was like whatever was on the TV. So like
I don't know what they did. I mean like I
babysat kids, so.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh, so you don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yes, I'm just watching Thomas.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hello, Percy the Green Engine.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah yeah, sorry, it wasn't actually a big zip.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I just I think my lip got in the way.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So anyways, besides divorce and killing spouses and all that
good stuff, what is on the docket for today's show?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah right, that's a deep cut right there. Well, as
far as new for US American Idol.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
With our Girl Carry onto It.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, Now, I will say this, over the years, besides
the first like three seasons, maybe four seasons, first four seasons,
I probably watched like the rest of the world watched
American Idol. Once it stopped like producing people of any
type of talent, I was done with it.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
There was a year there was a guy who won.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He had like gray like gray hair, but he was
like twenty five tailors something.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I want to say, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
That concert.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh that's that sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
It sucks for you because like it was lame that
he won. But anyway, we started watching the other night
and I'll I'll tell you this, Carrie Underwood, for whatever reason,
has added an element where it makes the show watchable again,
because Katy Perry was unfucking watchable and I don't even
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like Luke Bryant, and I don't know why Lionel Richie's
even there.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
That feels. I guess it's like I know who, Yeah,
I'm not stupid.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I think they probably like just maybe have who knows what,
Like I guess he still did, and like.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I don't really know, like deep guys.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, I think you like because she's Carrie Underwood's a
bit more like soft spoken, she's very like.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
She's not crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, Katy Perry was fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I didn't mind her outfits, Like that's what it was
to Carrie Underwood's dressed like a human.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Katy Perry was dressed like a fucking alien.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I mean Katy Perry has like a style, so her
her styles were always like what ever.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
But I mean like that's costumes are in a style.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I mean, well, some people have their own, but what
I mean Carrie under were like she's just nice, but
like she still has like nice outfits, like she's not
just wearing.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Like she didn't come dressed as like a fucking good
blue guitar or something like Katie Perry wore wacky shit.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And again that's a costume. Such your style.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
If I walked in I saw a guy today, I'll
tell you this. I saw a guy at the gym today.
He was parked right I pulled into my parking spot.
He's right across me. The guy was fucking dressed like
Dick Tracy, okay, with one of those weird fucking hats.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Was he older?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Was he driving a porsh No okay.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
No, no, no, it was had these like round glasses on.
He looked like like again, he looked like like some
extra and fucking Dick Tracy from like the forties and
it's like and he's probably twenty eight, twenty nine years old,
Like what the fuck is wrong with you? No, I
mean I didn't go over and say that. Yeah, but
it's like that's what I think, like to each their own,
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you got your own stocking.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Like there was like a time I feel like but
to like in my younger twenties where like that Rosie
the Riveter, like that look was kind of coming back, okay,
and like there was like a lot of Thomas I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What that means, Thomas the tank Engine. No, you're dressed
like that.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
No, like, but you know what I mean with that, like.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the head band.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
That whatever, that type of styles I mean that bandana.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I think some people just have like they like that
looks fine.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Vintage, okay, vintage in the sixties, like vintage for the
fifties or sixties. Like for women, like those are some
timeless looks, right, girl, Like if you're walking around looking
like your Donna from that seventies show because she used
to rock like a bandan.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You know what I mean, Like the head band kind
of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Bell bottom jeans, totally fucking normal. But for guys, if
you're wearing a weird hat, You're already fucked like, that's
a weird hat. The rest of his outfit could have
looked like kind of like alright, shame, yeah, But when
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you put on a fucking weird hat.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Maybe that's just what makes them feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I have listen, I have two theories, both involving whatever
for women. If women have crazy hair, they are crazy.
Because if a woman is willing to walk out of
the house and her hair is all fucking kind of
all over the place and it looks like a bird's
nest fucking rat thing going on, so good for her
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if that's how she wants to be. But she's probably
fucking crazy, crazy hair crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She doesn't understand she's drawing attention, whether.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
She likes it or not. No, she's probably crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Like if you don't look in a mirror before you
go right, because you're probably scared to fucking bloody Mary
or somethhing.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't know, but you got a fucking screw loose.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So and then if you're wearing a crazy hat, like
up in this area, if you saw a dude we
talked about, you see a dude in New Hampshire, with
a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You're like, okay, listen, try don't. You don't have to
try so hard here, buddy, Like you can wear.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Some tim Now, what if he had a cattle arm, Well,
I guess I'll give him the fucking pass on that.
If you are an actual no are you gonna know
from first look?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
But if you've lived in New Hampshire.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
What if his license plates at ranches?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I think he liked Dorito's.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's a good guess.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Or ranch just.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Ranch dress, and then he's probably not a cowboy.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I saw Sam's Club Mac and cheese flavored ranch or
ranch flavored mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Which one is it?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Because now I'm intrigued by both. It was like branch dressing,
the taste of like mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Oh no, it was craft macaroni and cheese ranch flavor.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I fucking I'd eat this ship out of that right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I sent it to your cousin. She loves friends.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh okay, okay, that makes you feel a little better.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Jesus, that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It sounds the sound good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I didn't buy. I took a picture.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
You wouldn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
It was only four bugs.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I thought we ain't got that.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
But anyways, so it sounds that.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
The things they have at Sam's cub.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Anyway, so American Idol back to that. So we started
this season, we didn't watch all the auditions, but that's okay.
As an American Idol fan wedn'tays super fan, just fan,
I know that it's okay if you miss the beginning auditions.
I know sometimes you like to whatever, but once you
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really got to start. If you're gonna start, you gotta
start at Hollywood Week.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
So if you missed last night's episode.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Monday Night, yeah, we're not recapping.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
You know, we're not recapping. I'm gonna say watch it
now because you can catch up before Sunday comes, because
that's gonna be the second episode of Holloway.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Sees Sefany is helping you to understand how time works.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
No, I'm just saying like, if if you're like, oh,
I miss the auditions, I can't start from me. You
can't can oh yeah start Like but this is like
where like you want to pick your people, so like
you figure out who makes it to Hollywood Week and
then it's like, Okay, I think this person's gonna gonna
wain because now at this point during this episode, they're
just showing everyone their talent.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh see, now that's funny because you being a bit
of an optimist and me being a bit of a pessimist.
You are, Yeah, you like to say, who's the chance
of winning? And I think, oh, who's going to have
all of their dreams crushed? Well, I think everyone who
doesn't I know, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
That's what happens. On the other side, we're all.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Like, oh my god, I can't wait to see who
gets picked. And it's like, well, on the other side,
those people's drink like their lives are like fun, and
they were like famous for like a minute, welle a minute.
I've followed some people who say already and you'll be
to your because you'll you probably don't unfollow people.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
No, yeah, I don't, so I'll see that you'll have
them for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
But the reality and some of.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Them are still doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You you two weeks from now, you won't give a
flying fuck. You'll be cool option And I know this
is a little off tangent.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
A temporary follow.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I mean it would pop up and say, hey,
you said a three month thing would you like to
still follow? At Fat Music Man American Idol, they kind
of know.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Like that they they kind of have that they do.
Like on Instagram, it's like who you've least interacted with
and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Who don't so like you can you can easily like
update and check.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Your stuff, gotcha, But it would be kind of cool
if it's just.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Someone like me. Know, I'm not gonna say who, doesn't
really matter who, but do.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
All let me know that they went through their entire
thing and unfollowed everyone who didn't follow them back. M okay,
so you can, so you can easily go through and
find people.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know. I don't use it enough.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, you know, I really have.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
But you've been enjoying You've been enjoying the contestants on
American I have.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I have.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I have the talent, and.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
There's so many of them that are so young.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
They're doing they're doing original songs, and historically I've been like,
oh my god, an original song like kiss of Death, because.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Back in the day, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I've love trees like whatever, it be something shitty. These
kids are fucking killing it like their songs. I don't
know if they're using AI or what. But their songs
are fucking deep as ship like these kids at these
kids actually they just got back from fucking Normandy.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Beach like I'll take oh your pain, and it's like,
what fucking pain you got? You like fucking eight, But
he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
He was older than he was old. I'm being I
think I think that one. There's two that we heard.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
The kid you're talking about from Hawaii, he's either twenty three,
twenty five, or twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
They lived long enough to have no pain.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Well that's not nice because and then the other song,
the Backstreet Boy's son, he's only like eighty bitty seventeen,
eighteen nineteen something like.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
That, and he wrote a song for his grammy.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Who died called hey Jesus, Yeah, and she crapers like.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
They were yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
And then there was this kid. He's said a lot
of them.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Like, maybe we just sound old now, because not only
Carrie Underwood was twenty nine years old when she tried out,
she was I.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Think she was like eighteen, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Some of these kids that are fing this one girl
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Old that was crazy and she's singing a song like
something he's saying crazy song, just like Christapleton.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
They're just like brh. She was bringing this fucking raspy
ship fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, my god, Like, why are they putting in those
fucking COVID shots.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
These kids are all.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Fucking growing up like super fast seventeen years old.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That that cowboy kid, Oh my god, that kid.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Please sing.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm gonna sing Conway twenty.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That's well, he didn't sound like he did have a
little bit of a deeper voice.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
It wasn't like singing.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, he was deep down. He was in the fucking
he was. It was mining for gold.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
It was a big he was a big fella.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
He was a big He was a big chunk, a monk.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Well he was like he wasn't been like six or five,
he was.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He had a big voice.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, and people were I think, and he you know,
he talked about himself a lot.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
He's very confident.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, which, you know, the next question I would have
would be like, hey, you like like trains, because that
might answer a lot of stuff what he was talking.
But yeah, I have I have really surprisingly so enjoyed it.
And I don't know, I don't really know what because
I historically I have not liked it, but I feel
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like everybody, the way everybody interacts it feels less fake
than it. And I'm not trying to still talk shit
about Katy Perry, but she felt like it was all
about her performative.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
For you, you like things a bit more like quieter
and calmer, and it's like there's not a lot of
like yelling, there's not a lot of it's all just
like very like nice.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, it's not overacted. Everybody on it now just feels
like kind of legit.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Why did Katy Perry not want to do it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think she maybe she went back to fucking Pluto
where she can't.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't know. Like I've never I've never really liked
Katy Perry.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
She's married to Orlando Bloom right.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yes, yeah, so that's good for good for him, good
for her. I think they like each other.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, they got babies.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's always a sign of love right there. Nobody's ever
had children that didn't love each other.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
So okay, so American Idol, that's new.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, what what else we got?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well, the next one is a big start. Now, this
was a big this was a big to do two
years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Okay, hit it? What is it?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Farmer Wants a Wife?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Oh yeah, we started the second season.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well I think it's a third season. Oh yeah, yeah,
not to be not to be week.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I had watched it pitness last year with my cousins.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, everybody last year they had like fucking bets on it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
And yeah, we kind of had like it was a
big to do from the summer. From last summer to.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
This summer, our family's kind of been like a little
bit busy with like a lot of different like weddings
and projects and playing, so we have no time to
do the thing.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
But we were looking at, oh, what are we gonna
watch tonight? Where we watch?
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Don't give it to Steffanie, She's just gonna put on
for it.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Just on the.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Office, don't get keep away, keep away. And then I
went to the scheduled recordings and I see by Golly
Armor Wants a Wife.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
But I never ended it.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I go, let's start it. Well I didn't say let's
start it. I just started it and I.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Said, this is what we're watching. It's something different than you, Sue.
And then we all watched any watch too, do you
watch No do we watch on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
If I can't keep track of days or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It doesn't matter. But we watched it.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
And it's fun. It's a fun show. It's dumb because
it's like, I.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Don't like that Jennifer Nettles isn't hosting it this year though, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
We'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I think I think the the issue with the show,
just like all these pays, it's like, what I want
to see sometime, honestly, is one of two things. The
people that are on the show, right, the contestants, if
you will, not the contestants seventies. I'm trying to read
(45:15):
the things like I'm trying to talk. I didn't have
a conversation. You're trying to read the list. We've already
like gone through this is but you're trying to read
it upside down and all that. All right, What I
was saying was that what I would like to see
on these one of these shows is like the guys
(45:36):
instead of them being like super handsome, I want to
see them just be like average fucking Joe dudes and
then bring in a ton of hot chicks and see
how that shit goes. Or have the super hot guys,
and you bring in just a bunch of fucking fours
and fives, like actual farmer girls, and see see if
(45:58):
anybody make gets a match. But when you combine like
these super handsome dudes and then they just bring in
a lot of fucking eights and tens, it's like, I
don't know that one.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
With like the eyes that was like, I'm right to
the point.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'll well, that's.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
This is my thing, Like I wouldn't want to watch
a bunch of fucking river trolls on there, but I
would like to watch more real people in this day
and age of.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Real like reality.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, I think I think she's being real, Like she's
being a real fucking bitch. I think she's lived her
life with people just licking her fucking feet, and she
just tells like in a way of just like she
told everybody what to do because in her her fucking
town of seventy five people, she's like, you know, Princess
Pumpkin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
For the fucking Yeah, she's from the fucking pit of hell.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I bet she's gotten like, Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna challenge him. I'm gonna
be differ if he doesn't pick me for the first
it's like, bitch, Like I see these reels sometimes when
I am on there where it's like what would happen?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Or like I'm not on X where it'll be like
these women.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
That are just talking shit about like guys and they
better have money and this and that, and it's like, dude,
you're a solid five, Like what the fuck? Like, how
are you getting off talking like this?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Well they have some self worth, good.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
For them, but stay the fuck away.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Well they're not looking for you though, so that's all.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Right, thank god, I'd hide.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
It'd be a lot of women for you.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't know what's that supposed to mean, but that
felt hurtful if I kind of felt like, jab, that's
a lot of women for you.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
What is that like?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Like you wouldn't want someone that like constantly? It's bad
enough when I'm.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Like all the mental stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, like you think I'm just being difficult with imagine to.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Be thinking that you're plotting to kill me? Be is
I didn't pull your chair out.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
No, but it's like that would do like some of
those Yeah, it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
No, that's too I thought you just be like not
trying to be weird, but like you know, physically.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
So I was like, when are you're just like insulting
my manhood?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Well, I asked if you could pick me up, and
you said, no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
The day I felt like pains in my head. Yeah,
I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You didn't tell me about the pains in your hip
that time.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Okay, so but it was that day, so I did
have Stephanie's just still got this thing like you just
won't let it go. I should never have done the
gym stuff with you because like you don't. You don't
even think about the moment we shared together at the gym, like,
oh I was helping you.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
All you can think about is motherfucker could definitely pick
me up. I think he's been white. I'd rather be
murdered than not mean murdered.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
But I I gotta laugh, like sometimes I just want to.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Look at the look at these weights.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
He's moving, like you got a thought like, holy shit,
look at my husband.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Look at fucking strong.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
I do think that, like you just assume that I
don't think that.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
No, you just assume I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I do think he's the worstest, But you could.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Throw me over your shoulder like a sack of flower
Maybe you don't even try.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Why would I.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Throw you over my shoulder like a sack of flowers?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
If I say I want to be picked out?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
You know what, Women should start having fucking t shirts
with their inner thoughts on them. That would make it
much easier forget remember that you were probably too young for.
There was a show called shirt Tails when I was
a kid. There were these like animals, they were detectives,
I don't know, and somehow they had fucking magic shirts.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
They're putting they head words.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
On them so they could like flash their thoughts on
their shirts.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It was kind of crazy.
Hey, everybody, it's Ken. No, this is not a solo podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm sure you'll be grateful for that, but I do
want to let everybody know that unfortunately, this episode had
a little bit of a technical glitch around the forty
eight minute mark, and it's just gonna cut off. We
lost about the last twenty seven minutes. One of us,
probably myself, bumped into the wire. With all the times
I'm telling Stephanie watch out for the wire, watch out
(00:27):
for the wire, I think I actually bumped mine and
it just completely wrecked the last twenty seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of the show. So I'm sorry for that, but at
this point the.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Rest of it is still obviously available. We appreciate everybody listening,
and yeah, hopefully the glitch doesn't mess it up too bad.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken. Oh even that you give me a little attitude.
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's nice. She's yeah then I think icing mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh man, Well, Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Happy Tuesday, daytime a daytime show. Another one.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, Happy April, Happy in a new month, springtime, and
the landscapers were out getting out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh leave. This is a bad episode to let Stephanie
know that we are probably getting a divorce. Yeah, I
was like, what, I'm really bad with dates. So if
I was like, April fools, what you're talking about and.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're telling me that we were getting a divorce?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
A podcast the ratings just.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
To be recorded so that like when we go to court,
you can be like I was honest, Listen, I only
tricked her into the conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I told her. I told her right up front.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yo, let's start off with talk about divorce. Let's talk
about a crazy divorce. Crazy been talking about around the house.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Well, you're gonna have to do most of the personal information,
but I'll give you the ghost people.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh yeah, the ghost people, the people from Ghost Adventures.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Now, side note, I don't watch the show at all,
so I literally have no idea who the people are.
I have no idea who the couple is. I've never
seen them, but Lily and Ken like to watch the
show all the time they've been talking about and even
though I don't watch the show, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It is a good dateline twenty. It is definitely going
to be a Hulu mini series.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Without a doubt. The guy will probably start in it himself.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, he should like he should direct. Oh my god.
But anyways, all.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right, so for anybody, if you're familiar with the show
Ghost Adventures, is that on cable?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That is on cable?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, well, I didn't know if it was like YouTube
or Netflix.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
If you move, if you move your antenna, I'll bet
to the left and get to UHF channel three.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well people gable.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, I get like, it's not a streamer, like you
can watch it on the bag.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, it could be.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It was originally for TLC TLC okay, yeah, the Learning channel.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The Learning Channel.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So so, yeah, the show Ghost Adventures. And there's three guys.
There were historically three guys on the show, but whatever,
it doesn't matter. One guy who's been there from the
very beginning, the spiky hair No, no, it's not the
spiky hair.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, it's the spiky hair guy. His name is Zach.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Began's okay, he's the host.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He's the host of the show. Right, he's like the emo.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, okay, I don't know what that's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, I that one is okay. Well, the other one
who's been with him forever. He's bald and he's got
like a goatee. His name is Aaron.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Is he a cameraman?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, he's one of the investigators, like he's on screen
all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I wouldn't recognize.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Them, Okay, I would just like peripheral because sometimes you mad, whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What's the other person's name on this There's been multiple
other people.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
One third guy got fired.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
His name was Nick, like way back, like ironically, I've.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Seen a few episodes.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, you guys, but okay, but anyway, Lily and I
have been watching ghost hunting shows since she was literally
too probably way.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Too young to watch ghost hunting shows.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I probably I probably gave her some touch of the
fucking tism by having her look at a poltergeist picture
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So she could have caught it just from a cookout.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, gonna just just watched low watch the Branches. So anyway,
we've been watching this show. He come to find out
this guy a couple of years ago, he got married.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So god that I created that little picture thing over there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, very nice, and he gots distracted.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So anyway, h so this guy gets married a couple
of years ago, and you know, pretty lady, whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
They got was she on the show at all.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, it wasn't on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They never had their own side show.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, no, nothing, nothing like that because I just post
on it Instagram.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Side note, when I first heard you guys talk about it,
I thought it was the eight GTV ers, the people
who like had a like renovating show together and then
they got divorced, but they still did the show together.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But like they talked about it was that.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I figured that out once, like you really went
into death.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, so he gets married, happily married.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
They get all their Instagram posts like hey, look at us,
We're so happy, We're so whatever, and he's he's excited
to be married and well for whatever, Like he's on
the road quite a bit, you know, filming the show.
I think, as usual, woman sitting home because she ain't busy,
so she's getting pissed, right, I mean, if she had
(05:45):
more things to do, maybe she wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
But well, so she was. She didn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You don't know, No, I don't think she had a
I don't know what. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You were saying it pretty like definitely that like you
knew that she was just sitting at home getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, she was. She was not happy. I think that
he is on the.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Don't know if she was just sitting at home.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, we don't know if she's just doing I'm just
saying because like most women like, if they get bored
then it's like entertain me. And if they have something
to do then they don't give a fuck. You could,
you could burn in a fire, don't really matter.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Anyway. So side note.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But as part of the story is there's this guy
who gets convicted and sentenced to life in prison for
murdering his mother and father and brother. Now and there
was a mini like a documentary that was done on him.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh okay, so that's how she found out about it.
Do you know what the fella's name is for the listen?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't know off the top of my head.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We should have done research, but we're giving you it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You can do your own thing. You look up search
air and ghost adventures. You're gonna see the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And type in more stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The more you type in job pigs of the Google
tips there, you might have some older jeeves. We might
have some older listeners popping in, or some younger listeners
who don't get to use Google lists.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, they're like, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That is, but maybe there's people who never get good
Google searches, right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And they're like, I've just been typing in potato.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I was searching for movie times, but I just type potato.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So anyway, So anyway, she's upset, he's off whatever. And
this guy side note, he kills his family, gets sentenced
to prison. They do a documentary on him of some sorts,
and of course that instantly, like we've discussed on the
podcast before, that instantly gets panties moist when a guy's
in prisons. Okay, so what was illustrated within the thing?
(07:49):
Because each person was kind of represented by a like
like a comic book style drawing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'll have to show you the thing.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The guy who's in prison does not know, and I
know I saw him video of him. There is a
little video in that clip, and he looks like something
like if a rat, like I don't know, fuck the
rock or something. He looked rough, really rough. So it's weird.
It's like this woman's just and he's getting a lot
of letters, he's getting a lot of attention from all
these ladies, I'll show you a picture perfect And so anyway,
(08:24):
women start to become interested, and lo and behold. One
of the interested women is this Aaron guy's wife. And
she starts, you know, writing him letters and going back
and forth with him, telling her how she wishes her
husband wasn't around so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They could be together.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, the rat fuck rock guy. So anyway, he gets
a contraband phone, so he's sneaking text messages now to
her for like a year and then like going back
back and forth, and she's telling him how much she
loves him and wishes she could be again away from
(09:05):
her husband or wishes her husband was just gone. And
then they start talking about killing him, and she pays,
and this guy knows a guy on the outside, so
somehow they agree to pay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A guy she was talking to his grant a motto.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And he's he's thirty five years old, zero prospects.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
He's has like George Cossanza balding like so like that
should like define like little bit of hair he's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And he looks like a rat.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He has like a longer no is he has bigger ears.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Long those big ears like.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Like the hair definitely doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, Naddy looking at his hair.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, I don't know if he's a rat. Yeah, I
don't know. If maybe in the documentary they.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Showed maybe he looked better better, Maybe they maybe these
girls thought they were talking to Luigi Angoni.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah it's not Oh that's okay. If he had hair,
I can see. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But if he had hair, you can see.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Why why But I don't know if that's the same person.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It like that. It must be like a younger picture.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh, I don't know. Maybe he found his high school yearbook.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, he kind of looks like a little bit like
aj MacLean.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's wearing like from back to.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, that's he's wearing a Oh no, I don't even
know if that's.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The same person.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't think that whatever you're saying to me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
But he was accused of killing family for webcam girl.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, he stole like two hundred thousand dollars from his
family and then when they cut off his credit card
and all that stuff, he killed them because he was
giving all of his money to one of these webcam girls.
You all, he stole two hundred k. So this guy's
a winner.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
All, Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So he stole money from his family to give to
this girl. Yes, and then they shut off their credit
cards and he killed them, killed instead of just having
a conversation.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, it's like I get a lot of enough money
for my webcam girl.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
So anyway, so that's too. Anyway, that's who she wants
to be with.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She wants to be with him.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He he sets up a thing with somebody who knows
and yes, I know, honey, but see you next tuesday.
He can't understand normal thinking, I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I don't know, like and not for nothing, but I mean,
like if he's in jail forever, it's like why can't
like no one's gonna know.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean like, yeah, maybe she just wanted to get
her husband killed and she was just jerking.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
This guy along. So anyway, somehow they arrange it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She agrees to pay eleven five and fifteen dollars to
have him killed. The prisoner gets it all set up
with the guy on the outside. The guy on the
outside texts to him and says, hey, he sleeping, gonna
take care of it. He was at the hotel they knew.
(12:05):
The wife gave all the details on where he was filming.
What his schedule was.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh, it was like, oh so it wasn't even at
his house.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No, it wasn't at his house. It was all like
they were doing like on the road.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course it was like even even.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That she gave like specifics, because if.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was done in their home, she could have.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
At least kind of lied and be like, right, she
wanted him dead, but away from the house.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Do they have kids?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No? No, kids did not reproduce.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So so anyway, the guy texts this guy he's sleeping,
gonna get it done, and that was it, and then
doesn't hear back, doesn't hear back, doesn't know if this
guy's alive or dead, so he just says, hey, can
(12:58):
you update me, And just as he types that, guards
Russian and find his contraband phone and they take his phone.
So now the guy in the cell has no idea.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I wonder if they caught the guy who is like
maybe they were, like because like, why wouldn't TLC have
security for them, Like technically.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
They're working for it's just a reality show.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't think they're going to provide security well for three,
like for five dudes, And it's not like I mean
they couldn't keep Trump safe. I don't think TLC's security
is going to keep politics.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, no, no, but I'm you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Logically what I'm saying, right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So anyways, definitely, the guy gets his phone taken away,
gets it confiscated, and he's in the dark. He doesn't
know is the guy dead, is he alive? Now he
can't reach out to his girlfriend, well the girlfriend, well,
the wife of the guy whatever. She she doesn't hear anything, back,
(14:05):
doesn't know. She doesn't know what's what's happening usband. Well
once when he calls or when he gets home or
whatever it is. She goes on like fucking life is
completely normal, Like she didn't try to have him killed, obviously, no.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Mention of that. You don't bring that up, Like, oh honey.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let's grab breakfast, I'll tell you about the plot.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You're here, right, Yeah, it's like, oh no, I mean
you're here, so I didn't think you'd make it.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Right, So she goes on, everything's normal. Well, after a while,
the police or not the police, but the prison starts
to dissect that guy's illegal phone. Yeah, and then they
start seeing all the text messages, all the things, everything
that they shared.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
All on the pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know about naughty pictures.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They release the messages.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, yes, yes read I did not read any of
the text messages. Well, I don't know, do you have
the text messages?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Look?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, so she just pretends to go on.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
They start going through that guy's phone, they find the messages,
and then they send.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
People to the house to arrest her.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And then since then they've gotten divorced understandably, so since
she was plotting to have his life extinguished.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, now how long? Now when did she get arrested?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Just just this year? Just twenty twenty five, maybe January.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
March?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
My, certainly great podcasting.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Well yeah, so that's something. Yeah, some crazy news.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So, I mean I've told you you know you want
you want me gone or just I don't know, just
tell me at least write me a note, right, don't
don't try to fucking kill me.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Still get my name wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, it is like, yeah, I know, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Just what are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You're still trying to find Oh it's okay, the time
will the time will pass.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
People could look it up if they're interested.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I must get it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, I mean you just said they were released.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well no, but yeah, you know, I'm I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think I think that ships definitely should be a
movie the week or reality star almost killed by his
wife plotting with a with a fucking mass murderer. That's crazy,
who like murdered his family because.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Of a web cameo.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
He was stealing money from that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now, I mean, he sounds like he's, you know, once
he's dedicated to a cause, you know, I mean, he
certainly doesn't have commitment issues.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
He was supporting that web cam girl. Well, hey, we
gotta can we stop that?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Exephanie suddenly doesn't know how the internet works.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You didn't take a YouTube video?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
No, I linked on it.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And it shows like text are that it's like Facebook?
That that was gonna bring it to like a Facebook page.
I did not think it never plays a videos that break.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So that's that, that's the intrigue. I don't know if
we were just bored the pants off of you, but
look it up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Something juice.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You must know you must see some girls out there.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Women we were going to get a divorce, like you
were gonna like that April fools.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, you must know women that you think, like Jesus,
they probably just killed their husband instead of leaving them
through the years.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't know. I feel like you must know somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It would kill someone.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, probably woman who would rather kill their husband than
like go through the divorce.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't know, why would you.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Want to quit a jail and you can just go to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Like America the marrya. Yeah, I don't know. People were crazy.
It happens.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I mean, women are always plotting to kill and men
are always Actually it's almost the reverse, where men are
the ones who are like.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh, no, I have to kill my wife.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I mean, like I can obviously get being like very upset,
like you're so angry and it's like you're yelling, you're
screaming like whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know, maybe not things are getting thrown at each other,
but like just like like a really bad whatever. But
I would never think to.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Be like, ah, like right off and like try to straangle.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, I think I mean one, it sounds like it's
involves that scream you just did with your head flailing
like you were a fucking drunken banshee in a graveyard.
You look like a demon, like I don't expect you
to try to fucking choke me out, like good luck,
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you'd have to you'd have to have somebody. You'd have
to have somebody do or poison. Women use poison a lot. Yeah,
I think that big poisoners, drowners. I mean if you're
under forty two inches and then poison.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Typically, like I think it goes being like for like women,
if like they're gonna kill themselves, they're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It like themselves people.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, no, No, they're gonna do it like uh a cleaner way.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
So they're gonna use pills whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
So same thing with like killing someone and like you
have to like see like you can't really like chop
someone up and clean it up.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But like if you like poison them right right right right,
they'll die on the street.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, and then it's like it may not be like
suspicious looking depending on the poison use use.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, that's really okay.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The way you said that sounded like you had some knowledge.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
A lot of the women who do poison their like
or whatever, they seem to get caught.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
There's always like something weird that happened.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, No, they a bunch of boneheads. It's like the
guys who kill their wives. But do you think you're
not going to be suspect number one?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Why have you heard about the doctor in Hawaii who
tried to kill his wife by pushing her off a
cliff and like throwing a rock in her face and
trying to bash her head.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And I'm not even kidding. It just happened like a
couple of weeks ago. It's like, yeah, not this guy.
He he's not a doctor.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Now they suspended all of his Really, maybe he's like
doctor pimple pop.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So he was.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Walking with his wife on a hike and they were
going to take a picture and she didn't want to
like go that close to the edge, and he was
like trying to get her closer and closer because it
dropped off was the ocean, and she's like no, I
don't want to whatever, and then he like pushed her
and was like fighting with her and she's like howbow
And then he took a rock and tried to and
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then she was able to get away and she found
people and he ran off.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Jesus and then they what a terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They found him.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
He's in he's in jail, and the the judge set
the bill at five million dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Wow, that's a lot of pineapples. Yeah. See, guys are
just as.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
He was trying to do it, like he just thought
he'd be able to be Like was she one of.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Those big big Samoan women.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Know they were like she was white.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He I think you like they both didn't look like
they were like from.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Like Native Hawaii okay or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
They didn't look no and like but he no, he
might have just been if he wanted to.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
No, No, they weren't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It was yeah, the rock is real rough.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's like you really hate.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Your fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
So it wasn't even like like oh my god, sorry,
like I didn't mean to push you, like Okay, I
guess it didn't work out, like go on, better hike
next time.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
But yeah, like throwing the like just slamming it.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like Jesus, this bitch sounds scary.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I don't know what happened, but yeah, that was another
I think she's gonna get divorced.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, I mean I would think. I think that would
be a good time.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I don't know why he got so upset with her,
but yeah, wild.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But anyway, your spouse don't care.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You're supposed to don't just leave him, that's it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Don't fucking kill him? Why you should? Why should you
send them a text?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
And then no, no, no no. But I'm saying like, don't
be like that's true.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
If if I had the choice between being murdered, like
if I knew.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Murder to get broken up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
With via text, like, okay, I'll take the chance that
this may have to my rates and whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
No if thinking like, well, the only way I can
go that marriage is I can't get into force. I
have to either like have him leave me or I
have to kill him, It's like, no, just fucking leave
and just like make sure you take all the ship
that you want first before you leave.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Do it, but not their life. Don't take their life
before you leave. That's the point.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, don't take their life.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But like when they leave for work, like, take all
the shit you want for shore, your girls, get all.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
The trunks open, pop that shit in, get yourself a nice.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Little stay now, and then when you're done at the
trailer path, that's what that's like.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Open up your trunks, girls, come.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Over, hellading it up.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
He's gonna be surprised, I tell you, fucking Baskett didn't
put that fucking dish.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oay, he better not want these baskets.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
This is my favorite baskets.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
By the fuck out, I'll kill him.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, just do that, you know, and then just be like, hey,
we're done on you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Said girls show up with like we're gonna fill your trunks.
Oh I didn't picture anything good.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I pictured like gypsy people, like literally in a trailer.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I pictured like my three friends just backing up all
the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
When I pictured your three friends, they all looked like
they were at a trailer park.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's like how they'd have to be.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Why because that sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Back your trunk.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's just the phrase I had to like, get out.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I don't know what do you do if I have
if you have to get out and you're like, oh,
maybe I should stay and take a few more beatings
to make sure I get the photo albums, like just
leave it behind if you're if you're in a bad spot,
leave it the fuck behind.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Come like, oh oh no, I'm gonna have to buy
all new clothes. I was going to do that anyway,
like divorce or no divorce. This is the spring collection
from twenty twenty three. I attended an event with this cardigan.
It can never be seen again.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Burn it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Perhaps I'll donate it to a poor woman who hasn't
been seen in.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
This I'll just take it out of my closet and
put it in the closet here.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, like fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So yeah, if you need like whatever, oh you want stuff,
just leave it behind.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Leave it ll be like get it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Just put just put some essentials in a backpack and
then travel. Just just get out of the ride the rails.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Be a hobo.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
The train is longer than you know, like Plce and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Like I know you could ride it and you can
just that could be your life. Just see in place
that kills a day bus man.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
But it's pricey. I don't think it's like a bus
might be better.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But that's gonna be Yeah, that will be a you'll
see stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, box car billy and he's just traveling.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
What would you want to do?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Would you rather be on a train, like you think
of the price a train and how long it takes
and where it'll bring you, or would you rather take
a bus like a nice bus line.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
So it's like it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah still the train. I'm not autistic or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I just still would prefer the train because the I
don't know, bus is still like being in a car.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's not bad, but it still feels like whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Or I think a train like you're seeing when you're
in a bus and you're traveling by bus, you're on
the street, you're seeing street things. It's no different than
being in your car. Right when you're on a train,
generally it's traveling through landscapes and through different area. You're
seeing way cooler things out of train window than a
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bus window, because you're gonna you're gonna see.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
How often do you think trains derail?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't think, I mean, not enough to have stopped
him since eighteen fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Sixty two or whatever the fuck it was, you know
what I mean. I feel like they've done deemed safe.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, no train has ever. Nobody's died on a train
where a door flew off. Yeah, right, Like if somebody
opens the door on the train and they're like fucking
I'm out of here and they jump off, it's like
people that it wouldn't feel good, but you'd you'd live.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
How many people do you think kill themselves on the
train tracks?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh enough? I just heard a guy on a.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, we lived a while ago.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, no, no, no, different one.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh shit, Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I didn't know if you're talking about the Sam Morrell story. No,
his train got stopped coming.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No no, no, no, that was no, this was this was
a guy.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I kind of want to say it was Danny mc
bride and his dad was a training conduct but I
don't think it was Danny McBride. It was somebody else,
and I'm sorry, I'm like doing this right now, but
somebody's Oh it was Jay Oakerson and his dad. I
think Jesus they're all running together. But somebody's dad anyway,
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a comedian, Yeah, hit and killed like a lot of people,
like because it was Adam Devine.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Sorry, yeah on theo von but yeah, his dad, and
he'd come home and he'd be like, oh, got another
one today, So you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Should have seen it. Look like Hamburger under there killed
me another hobo. Like he can't do anything about it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, because if people are the track, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Like you can't stop. You can't stop the train in time.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, because even if it stopped, it's like still it
takes forever.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, that's a lot of yeah running running that train.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
It's not Thomas oh, mister thomham hat please hold on,
let me get, let.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Me get They get the fucking X eyes. Oh it's
Harold and they would.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Like get No. If it was on the Thomas the
Tank Engine Show, they would.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Definitely get like remember when their eyes would spin like, yeah,
did you did you watch Thomas?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You must not have watched Thomas.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
My cousins were younger than me, so like if they
were like watching things, I.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Don't picture them as Thomas the Tank Engine kids.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I was like whatever was on the TV. So like
I don't know what they did. I mean like I
babysat kids, so.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh, so you don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yes, I'm just watching Thomas.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hello, Percy the Green Engine.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah yeah, sorry, it wasn't actually a big zip.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I just I think my lip got in the way.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So anyways, besides divorce and killing spouses and all that
good stuff, what is on the docket for today's show?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah right, that's a deep cut right there. Well, as
far as new for US American Idol.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
With our Girl Carry onto It.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, Now, I will say this, over the years, besides
the first like three seasons, maybe four seasons, first four seasons,
I probably watched like the rest of the world watched
American Idol. Once it stopped like producing people of any
type of talent, I was done with it.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
There was a year there was a guy who won.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He had like gray like gray hair, but he was
like twenty five tailors something.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I want to say, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
That concert.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh that's that sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
It sucks for you because like it was lame that
he won. But anyway, we started watching the other night
and I'll I'll tell you this, Carrie Underwood, for whatever reason,
has added an element where it makes the show watchable again,
because Katy Perry was unfucking watchable and I don't even
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like Luke Bryant, and I don't know why Lionel Richie's
even there.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
That feels. I guess it's like I know who, Yeah,
I'm not stupid.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I think they probably like just maybe have who knows what,
Like I guess he still did, and like.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I don't really know, like deep guys.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, I think you like because she's Carrie Underwood's a
bit more like soft spoken, she's very like.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
She's not crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, Katy Perry was fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I didn't mind her outfits, Like that's what it was
to Carrie Underwood's dressed like a human.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Katy Perry was dressed like a fucking alien.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I mean Katy Perry has like a style, so her
her styles were always like what ever.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
But I mean like that's costumes are in a style.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I mean, well, some people have their own, but what
I mean Carrie under were like she's just nice, but
like she still has like nice outfits, like she's not
just wearing.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Like she didn't come dressed as like a fucking good
blue guitar or something like Katie Perry wore wacky shit.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And again that's a costume. Such your style.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
If I walked in I saw a guy today, I'll
tell you this. I saw a guy at the gym today.
He was parked right I pulled into my parking spot.
He's right across me. The guy was fucking dressed like
Dick Tracy, okay, with one of those weird fucking hats.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Was he older?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Was he driving a porsh No okay.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
No, no, no, it was had these like round glasses on.
He looked like like again, he looked like like some
extra and fucking Dick Tracy from like the forties and
it's like and he's probably twenty eight, twenty nine years old,
Like what the fuck is wrong with you? No, I
mean I didn't go over and say that. Yeah, but
it's like that's what I think, like to each their own,
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you got your own stocking.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Like there was like a time I feel like but
to like in my younger twenties where like that Rosie
the Riveter, like that look was kind of coming back, okay,
and like there was like a lot of Thomas I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What that means, Thomas the tank Engine. No, you're dressed
like that.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
No, like, but you know what I mean with that, like.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the head band.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
That whatever, that type of styles I mean that bandana.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I think some people just have like they like that
looks fine.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Vintage, okay, vintage in the sixties, like vintage for the
fifties or sixties. Like for women, like those are some
timeless looks, right, girl, Like if you're walking around looking
like your Donna from that seventies show because she used
to rock like a bandan.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You know what I mean, Like the head band kind
of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Bell bottom jeans, totally fucking normal. But for guys, if
you're wearing a weird hat, You're already fucked like, that's
a weird hat. The rest of his outfit could have
looked like kind of like alright, shame, yeah, But when
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you put on a fucking weird hat.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Maybe that's just what makes them feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I have listen, I have two theories, both involving whatever
for women. If women have crazy hair, they are crazy.
Because if a woman is willing to walk out of
the house and her hair is all fucking kind of
all over the place and it looks like a bird's
nest fucking rat thing going on, so good for her
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if that's how she wants to be. But she's probably
fucking crazy, crazy hair crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She doesn't understand she's drawing attention, whether.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
She likes it or not. No, she's probably crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Like if you don't look in a mirror before you
go right, because you're probably scared to fucking bloody Mary
or somethhing.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't know, but you got a fucking screw loose.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So and then if you're wearing a crazy hat, like
up in this area, if you saw a dude we
talked about, you see a dude in New Hampshire, with
a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You're like, okay, listen, try don't. You don't have to
try so hard here, buddy, Like you can wear.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Some tim Now, what if he had a cattle arm, Well,
I guess I'll give him the fucking pass on that.
If you are an actual no are you gonna know
from first look?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
But if you've lived in New Hampshire.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
What if his license plates at ranches?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I think he liked Dorito's.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's a good guess.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Or ranch just.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Ranch dress, and then he's probably not a cowboy.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I saw Sam's Club Mac and cheese flavored ranch or
ranch flavored mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Which one is it?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Because now I'm intrigued by both. It was like branch dressing,
the taste of like mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Oh no, it was craft macaroni and cheese ranch flavor.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I fucking I'd eat this ship out of that right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I sent it to your cousin. She loves friends.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh okay, okay, that makes you feel a little better.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Jesus, that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It sounds the sound good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I didn't buy. I took a picture.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
You wouldn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
It was only four bugs.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I thought we ain't got that.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
But anyways, so it sounds that.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
The things they have at Sam's cub.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Anyway, so American Idol back to that. So we started
this season, we didn't watch all the auditions, but that's okay.
As an American Idol fan wedn'tays super fan, just fan,
I know that it's okay if you miss the beginning auditions.
I know sometimes you like to whatever, but once you
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really got to start. If you're gonna start, you gotta
start at Hollywood Week.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
So if you missed last night's episode.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Monday Night, yeah, we're not recapping.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
You know, we're not recapping. I'm gonna say watch it
now because you can catch up before Sunday comes, because
that's gonna be the second episode of Holloway.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Sees Sefany is helping you to understand how time works.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
No, I'm just saying like, if if you're like, oh,
I miss the auditions, I can't start from me. You
can't can oh yeah start Like but this is like
where like you want to pick your people, so like
you figure out who makes it to Hollywood Week and
then it's like, Okay, I think this person's gonna gonna
wain because now at this point during this episode, they're
just showing everyone their talent.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh see, now that's funny because you being a bit
of an optimist and me being a bit of a pessimist.
You are, Yeah, you like to say, who's the chance
of winning? And I think, oh, who's going to have
all of their dreams crushed? Well, I think everyone who
doesn't I know, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
That's what happens. On the other side, we're all.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Like, oh my god, I can't wait to see who
gets picked. And it's like, well, on the other side,
those people's drink like their lives are like fun, and
they were like famous for like a minute, welle a minute.
I've followed some people who say already and you'll be
to your because you'll you probably don't unfollow people.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
No, yeah, I don't, so I'll see that you'll have
them for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
But the reality and some of.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Them are still doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You you two weeks from now, you won't give a
flying fuck. You'll be cool option And I know this
is a little off tangent.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
A temporary follow.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I mean it would pop up and say, hey,
you said a three month thing would you like to
still follow? At Fat Music Man American Idol, they kind
of know.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Like that they they kind of have that they do.
Like on Instagram, it's like who you've least interacted with
and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Who don't so like you can you can easily like
update and check.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Your stuff, gotcha, But it would be kind of cool
if it's just.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Someone like me. Know, I'm not gonna say who, doesn't
really matter who, but do.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
All let me know that they went through their entire
thing and unfollowed everyone who didn't follow them back. M okay,
so you can, so you can easily go through and
find people.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know. I don't use it enough.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, you know, I really have.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
But you've been enjoying You've been enjoying the contestants on
American I have.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I have.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I have the talent, and.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
There's so many of them that are so young.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
They're doing they're doing original songs, and historically I've been like,
oh my god, an original song like kiss of Death, because.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Back in the day, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I've love trees like whatever, it be something shitty. These
kids are fucking killing it like their songs. I don't
know if they're using AI or what. But their songs
are fucking deep as ship like these kids at these
kids actually they just got back from fucking Normandy.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Beach like I'll take oh your pain, and it's like,
what fucking pain you got? You like fucking eight, But
he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
He was older than he was old. I'm being I
think I think that one. There's two that we heard.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
The kid you're talking about from Hawaii, he's either twenty three,
twenty five, or twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
They lived long enough to have no pain.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Well that's not nice because and then the other song,
the Backstreet Boy's son, he's only like eighty bitty seventeen,
eighteen nineteen something like.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
That, and he wrote a song for his grammy.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Who died called hey Jesus, Yeah, and she crapers like.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
They were yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
And then there was this kid. He's said a lot
of them.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Like, maybe we just sound old now, because not only
Carrie Underwood was twenty nine years old when she tried out,
she was I.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Think she was like eighteen, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Some of these kids that are fing this one girl
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Old that was crazy and she's singing a song like
something he's saying crazy song, just like Christapleton.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
They're just like brh. She was bringing this fucking raspy
ship fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, my god, Like, why are they putting in those
fucking COVID shots.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
These kids are all.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Fucking growing up like super fast seventeen years old.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That that cowboy kid, Oh my god, that kid.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Please sing.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm gonna sing Conway twenty.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That's well, he didn't sound like he did have a
little bit of a deeper voice.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
It wasn't like singing.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, he was deep down. He was in the fucking
he was. It was mining for gold.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
It was a big he was a big fella.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
He was a big He was a big chunk, a monk.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Well he was like he wasn't been like six or five,
he was.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He had a big voice.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, and people were I think, and he you know,
he talked about himself a lot.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
He's very confident.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, which, you know, the next question I would have
would be like, hey, you like like trains, because that
might answer a lot of stuff what he was talking.
But yeah, I have I have really surprisingly so enjoyed it.
And I don't know, I don't really know what because
I historically I have not liked it, but I feel
(42:13):
like everybody, the way everybody interacts it feels less fake
than it. And I'm not trying to still talk shit
about Katy Perry, but she felt like it was all
about her performative.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
For you, you like things a bit more like quieter
and calmer, and it's like there's not a lot of
like yelling, there's not a lot of it's all just
like very like nice.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, it's not overacted. Everybody on it now just feels
like kind of legit.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Why did Katy Perry not want to do it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think she maybe she went back to fucking Pluto
where she can't.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't know. Like I've never I've never really liked
Katy Perry.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
She's married to Orlando Bloom right.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yes, yeah, so that's good for good for him, good
for her. I think they like each other.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, they got babies.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's always a sign of love right there. Nobody's ever
had children that didn't love each other.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
So okay, so American Idol, that's new.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, what what else we got?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well, the next one is a big start. Now, this
was a big this was a big to do two
years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Okay, hit it? What is it?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Farmer Wants a Wife?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Oh yeah, we started the second season.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well I think it's a third season. Oh yeah, yeah,
not to be not to be week.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I had watched it pitness last year with my cousins.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, everybody last year they had like fucking bets on it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
And yeah, we kind of had like it was a
big to do from the summer. From last summer to.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
This summer, our family's kind of been like a little
bit busy with like a lot of different like weddings
and projects and playing, so we have no time to
do the thing.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
But we were looking at, oh, what are we gonna
watch tonight? Where we watch?
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Don't give it to Steffanie, She's just gonna put on
for it.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Just on the.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Office, don't get keep away, keep away. And then I
went to the scheduled recordings and I see by Golly
Armor Wants a Wife.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
But I never ended it.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I go, let's start it. Well I didn't say let's
start it. I just started it and I.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Said, this is what we're watching. It's something different than you, Sue.
And then we all watched any watch too, do you
watch No do we watch on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
If I can't keep track of days or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It doesn't matter. But we watched it.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
And it's fun. It's a fun show. It's dumb because
it's like, I.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Don't like that Jennifer Nettles isn't hosting it this year though, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
We'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I think I think the the issue with the show,
just like all these pays, it's like, what I want
to see sometime, honestly, is one of two things. The
people that are on the show, right, the contestants, if
you will, not the contestants seventies. I'm trying to read
(45:15):
the things like I'm trying to talk. I didn't have
a conversation. You're trying to read the list. We've already
like gone through this is but you're trying to read
it upside down and all that. All right, What I
was saying was that what I would like to see
on these one of these shows is like the guys
(45:36):
instead of them being like super handsome, I want to
see them just be like average fucking Joe dudes and
then bring in a ton of hot chicks and see
how that shit goes. Or have the super hot guys,
and you bring in just a bunch of fucking fours
and fives, like actual farmer girls, and see see if
(45:58):
anybody make gets a match. But when you combine like
these super handsome dudes and then they just bring in
a lot of fucking eights and tens, it's like, I
don't know that one.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
With like the eyes that was like, I'm right to
the point.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'll well, that's.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
This is my thing, Like I wouldn't want to watch
a bunch of fucking river trolls on there, but I
would like to watch more real people in this day
and age of.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Real like reality.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, I think I think she's being real, Like she's
being a real fucking bitch. I think she's lived her
life with people just licking her fucking feet, and she
just tells like in a way of just like she
told everybody what to do because in her her fucking
town of seventy five people, she's like, you know, Princess
Pumpkin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
For the fucking Yeah, she's from the fucking pit of hell.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I bet she's gotten like, Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna challenge him. I'm gonna
be differ if he doesn't pick me for the first
it's like, bitch, Like I see these reels sometimes when
I am on there where it's like what would happen?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Or like I'm not on X where it'll be like
these women.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
That are just talking shit about like guys and they
better have money and this and that, and it's like, dude,
you're a solid five, Like what the fuck? Like, how
are you getting off talking like this?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Well they have some self worth, good.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
For them, but stay the fuck away.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Well they're not looking for you though, so that's all.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Right, thank god, I'd hide.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
It'd be a lot of women for you.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't know what's that supposed to mean, but that
felt hurtful if I kind of felt like, jab, that's
a lot of women for you.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
What is that like?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Like you wouldn't want someone that like constantly? It's bad
enough when I'm.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Like all the mental stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, like you think I'm just being difficult with imagine to.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Be thinking that you're plotting to kill me? Be is
I didn't pull your chair out.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
No, but it's like that would do like some of
those Yeah, it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
No, that's too I thought you just be like not
trying to be weird, but like you know, physically.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
So I was like, when are you're just like insulting
my manhood?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Well, I asked if you could pick me up, and
you said, no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
The day I felt like pains in my head. Yeah,
I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You didn't tell me about the pains in your hip
that time.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Okay, so but it was that day, so I did
have Stephanie's just still got this thing like you just
won't let it go. I should never have done the
gym stuff with you because like you don't. You don't
even think about the moment we shared together at the gym, like,
oh I was helping you.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
All you can think about is motherfucker could definitely pick
me up. I think he's been white. I'd rather be
murdered than not mean murdered.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
But I I gotta laugh, like sometimes I just want to.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Look at the look at these weights.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
He's moving, like you got a thought like, holy shit,
look at my husband.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Look at fucking strong.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
I do think that, like you just assume that I
don't think that.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
No, you just assume I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I do think he's the worstest, But you could.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Throw me over your shoulder like a sack of flower
Maybe you don't even try.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Why would I.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Throw you over my shoulder like a sack of flowers?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
If I say I want to be picked out?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
You know what, Women should start having fucking t shirts
with their inner thoughts on them. That would make it
much easier forget remember that you were probably too young for.
There was a show called shirt Tails when I was
a kid. There were these like animals, they were detectives,
I don't know, and somehow they had fucking magic shirts.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
They're putting they head words.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
On them so they could like flash their thoughts on
their shirts.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It was kind of crazy.
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