Episode 78

What starts as a sound test turns into over an hour long podcast! They’re not even sure what they talked about.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie, and we are doing a sound
test again because you get all nervous about wires. Didn't
give two shits about wires beforehand, but now she likes wires.
Now she's worried about the wires.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I bet if you listen to the playback, you can
tell that now, since you have space, you feel better.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You're in a better mood. Why is it that, no,
just no, just stop, you can.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, No, I want to because I want you to
talk more. Okay, how come in life you talk so loud,
and I love you. That's how you talk. But when
you get in front of that microphone you decide to
be whispering. Fucking Wendy, You're like that Asian girl from
Pitch Perfect.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I guess I just assumed that the microphone is going
to pick up stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And my voice. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is not like sometimes, not in the wild. I
don't always talk loud either. Sometimes in the they talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
The microphone on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, but sometimes in the wild I talk quiet. I
don't always am.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Not always loud to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, there are times when we were out in public
when like I have to talk quiet. Maybe two people
down I don't want to hear and I have talk. Okay,
I can talk quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
So it's not like I scream all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You kind of scream all the time. I think we're
just gonna leave this in.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, this is supposed to be a sound test. Hopefully
it sounds great.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, so welcome back to here we go again.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm ken that's Stephanie episode eighty.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I think no, no seventy eight?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh good, good, very close, getting it very close. What
a debacle last week?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
What kind of really fucked it up?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I did? I must have. I must have bumped that
wire after all the time, Oh, Stephanie, watch out for
the wire. Stephanie, watch out for the wire. And I
must have because it was me that cut out. Luckily
it was only the last I don't know, twenty eight
minutes thirty. It was a long podcast. We actually did
like an hour something.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it was almost like an hour and forty two minute.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was not it was like an hour and seven.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No way, it was not one definitely, Okay, it wasn't one.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
For it wasn't okay, that's fine. It wasn't one forty two,
but it was like one twenty six. Definitely was over one.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, it was definitely in Yes, it was like one seventeen.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay, I want to I'll take if you want to
go for that.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
But we had to cut it forty two minutes or
something forty eight.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, but we had record. We had record listens, like
legit record.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm nervous that it's like, oh, I hope it's real people,
because I looked at the statistic and what it's giving
me for a statistic, it just says Safari and that
makes me so nervous.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Definitely. Sari is the browser on Apple.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
But it's not saying Apple.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, but it's Safari. It's just it's like it shows Chrome.
It's like if you see.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
The word yeah, but I never showed that before, and
all of a sudden just pop up and it makes
me nervous, like and it's.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
All and in different countries too, Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That different countries.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's probably making me nervous.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Fans that travel, right, I'm in Istanbul, I'm helping the
Crown Prince in Nigeria. Let me put on my Here
We Go Again podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just hope that they're real people.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, no, I doubt that other.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Countries, like if maybe hacking is.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Their job, and I hope they want to listen to
I hope.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
They're just listening for enjoyment, not for hacking. But if
like they're listening to us while they're.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Currently doing a hack, right, I.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Mean I'm not really like thrilled with it, but I'm
glad you're listening.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And please just protect us.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, I don't think we need protect well, I don't
want to.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Get that's like so scary. I just it just always
makes me nervous.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well, last week you gave out your social Security on here.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
No I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You thought you thought you put No, I.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Knew I wouldn't have, but like I was like, oh god,
what what happened?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah? Oh my god, what a mess. What a mess.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
But anyways, we moved past it. We just we just
dealt with it. And you did a nice intro. I
thought that sounded so nice.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
And I like that you said that you normally yell
at me, right, I can't probably fault, so I did
enjoy that. I thought that was nice.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think even if I'm considered to be whatever, I'm
always fair consider to be what I don't know the
problem because it's like, oh, I'm so grouchy and.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
You just don't like fun sometimes, that's all.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's like we talked about this before. I like fun, Stephanie.
We just have different versions of fun. Yeah, that's all.
Like I would hope, I would hope that we would
have different versions of fun.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's disgusting. Water, it's good. I'm gonna still have some later.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, you're not talking into the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh sorry, but my stomach is feeling full right now.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, you you picked this up a little surprise. Lunch
schedule was kind of screwy today. You stopped at my
least favorite place in the world. But that's fine.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
But it worked out today because you had a good one.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You had a good Yeah, Stephanie went depressed and uh yeah,
I get a little sandwiches wraps.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
They're gluten free.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's a part. That was a nice little touch. And
then you the drinks. The food was on point.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
The drinks.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I was shot gun. I was real wild.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I was shooting basket. That was like, you know what, shooting.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Bricks because we got espresso. I used to espresso drink.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't even actually know really with.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Lemon and well it's like a oh no, like a
wagu or a wyu or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's like it was something. It sounded something different.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
No I think beef.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, I no wag is.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Beef, but it was like something like or usy or
I don't know, it was something different.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And then yeah, with the water, it tastes fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It does have like a and then it has sparkling
water in it. So it was almost like I.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Think these people are out of their fucking mind.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well no, like it's like something like remember that like
spin drift that like ice, you liked it.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
It was like the water iced tea. It was in
a can.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It was like years ago you, like I thought, kind
of tastes like dirt, like brisk. Baby, you haven't had
a brisk and a can since like in probably like
at least nine, ten, fourteen years, just not even I
bet you've had it shorter than fourteen.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Just inject me directly those commercials with diabetes. It's maybe, Oh.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
My god, I think I used to drink I could.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I drink cases of that? I drink cases of that,
and I would do it. I would do it quick
because you could actually down one in like three seconds.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the sugar just coach your Wow.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well you know for you that's tricky.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, this is what would happen. I doubt And then I.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Don't know if everyone knows you don't have you don't
have the ability to burn.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I do not have the ability to burn. That is true.
I mean I've got like weird noises will come out
once you take it builds up, it builds up. But yeah,
no drink that sometimes I give myself a little bit
of a tummy ache.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Would you No, I just that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like it would own yeah, because it would just it
would just be this enormous amount of pressure inside my system.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
You must have just had a tutor that just it
when you would walk or something.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, it just sits there and hurts.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's like maybe that's something you should have tried to
like let yourself do.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like No, what should have happened is when I was
medically deemed unable maybe with maybe there's something wrong with me,
and a parent should have stepped in to say, hey,
this isn't right. Can we fix this?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
But I do did you speak up when you were
a young lad, like, what are they gonna do?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
What they for me? At that point? Open me up, hackle.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
But it's like when I if you can't burn? But yes,
did you ever say anything or no?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
People knew it wasn't a secret.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I never came up with the doctor at the doctor.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, when you like your physical or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, they don't go, hey, I got your balls here,
now give me a big burp. Well, no, I know
I can't. Doc. Oh Jesus, we gotta get you fixed.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, it could be like, oh, is it weird that
I don't burp?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Doctor?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You've never asked.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I've never asked. It's just I mean, still, you.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Know I can't go.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean I could go into the appointments with you
if you wanted to be hundred.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't needed with my new readers, but we'll.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Talk about that. But yeah, you should say something and
just ask if it's like.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, we I'm half dead, It's okay, I've gone this long.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
My god, you could.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Have something wrong, and imagine, I'm almost imagine if they
fixed it and you had the ability, and your whole
life got changed, like the good feet stores, like commercials.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Imagine my whole life changed because I could finally belch,
like I burped so loud, my hair grew back.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Not that like that Maybe was just like that was
too extreme. But maybe there's something there has to be.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Hey, listen, if there's a medical person that's new listening,
follow us on Facebook and tell us it's the matter
with Canon. Why can't this will show me that it's
a real person and not a bot.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh okay, someone will speak up.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
But yeah, I've lived this long. I'll be okay, I'll
be all right. What is it you can't do? What
is it.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
What I can't do?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I could you clap your click your fingers? Yeah, you
can't snap your Have you ever talked to a doctor
about that? Because even kids with Down syndrome can do that?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes they have.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh no, you have something worse than Down syndrome. Then
that's terrible. Stop it's well, I mean you're not hurting
the audio.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
This is how you're supposed to do it, right, No.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Not entirely. That looks that looks.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Rough how you're doing Maybe I don't know how to snap.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Like look, you just you gotta set your thumb offset
on your middle finger, like you to offset it. Put
a little Yeah, put a little pressure and you just
gotta like and you just gotta snap it.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Well, I'll start practicing. I've been doing it wrong though.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, it looked bad. It looked I don't know, you
were like you had a bunch of you had a
lot of fingers going on there.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
God, I'm gonna be like a little boy. Wasn't he
find out how to snap? Like? I'm sure this is
something like happens to a four year old boy. Wasn't
he figure it out? Yeah? But he remember what.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He's done, whirling his hula hoop down the street and
wearing his navy outfit. What kid in twenty twenty five
is fucking oh oh, I can snap now? Phrase be
to Jesus, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I wish I could staff like that. I'm doing the
mic so people can hear that.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't think I don't think they want to.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I can't do anything for someone who can't snap.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's like bringing to the table.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Like I can't whistle with my fingers. Can you whistle
with your fingers?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hear my this crackle and pop? They're fucking killing it
out there.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
That my fingers. I don't want to stop anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Hurt my fingers.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I have long fingers too. You figured they'd be good snappers.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm sure there's they'd be good at snapping something. Just
I don't know what that was. But the way, yeah,
the way you had it was like you were doing
something in between showing somebody a good time with those
two fingers and like being like the pope or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't think I hold pencils right either.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, listen, we can't picture all in one sitting.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
That's okay, I've made let's worry about my burps.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Stephanie can't write. She doesn't know how to snap.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
One. I can write. I have like very nice penmanship.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
But you've even said it, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Just do it in my own Yeah, just in case.
I wasn't going to be impartial, but I would either,
I guess for that stuff, i'd be honest.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
You said it like when you first like kind of me.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I was trying to come up with something that I
was like a taxi. I was like, oh, ship, get out,
get out there and get me a taxi.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Snap one down.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
We met in windhom Yeah, needed a taxi.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Anywhoh so yeah, so spoiler alert got readers this week.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, he was not happy.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I showed him to him, and he threw them down
on the counter like a child.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's not far from what throw them down, Okay, I
did not.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I was like this, I'm not wearing these.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Threw them on the counter.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't remember that, did you?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
How did you get them out of your hands?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You didn't gently place them down or place them down,
did you?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I think I said, I do not wish to wear these, please,
I will set them here in a gentle manner.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I put them on the counter, and then you tried
them on a few hours later.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh my god, and you're like, holy fucking ship.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, they worked. I don't even know what kind of
supplements I've been taking.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I could be taken and I only get you a
plus one, so I didn't even get your high dosed.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I could be taken fucking titty twister or something something.
I'm not supposed to have.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Carrots.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Carrots for helping.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
With yours are always supposed to be good for the eyes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What carrots are good for the wife?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh lord?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh yeah, fingers Jesus food processor up there, that's talking
about rings like you went right to that. Oh boy,
I sounded like it did sounded like you did.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yes, you get some new readers. That was good.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I don't know how to incorse, like, I don't
know where am I supposed to keep I don't. I
don't wear one of those shirts that has the pocket
in it, like hundred.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
The nice thing for you is that you do carry
a bag.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, let me reach into my super cool bag get
my reading.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
You have a messenger bag and then sometimes you have
like a sling back bag.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like this has to just absolutely dry up your vagina.
Talking to your husband about his fucking readers and keeping
them in his man bag.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Well, soon I'll probably wonder.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Women probably aren't sleeping with dudes anymore. It's just like
fun all of us.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't I don't really need the readers, yeah, but
I'm sure like I will.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
And then you don't even wear the glasses you're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wear sometimes it's raining and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, we appreciate it when it's nighttime.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
What I mean, that's what I need?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh, those are nighttime rain glasses.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I asked the doctor the last time I went to
the eye doctor, and I said to him, like, you know,
doctors be wearing these like all the time, and.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're like, hey, eye, doctors are rad because you went
in like nineteen eighty nine was like the last time.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
No, I'm not going like I think I went like
literally during COVID.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
This place is tubular during nobody went to anybody to
COVID like.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Twenty twenty one or something.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, I used work for doctor.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, doctor, you can learn a lot.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah that god, I it dilated.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
No wait are we still talking.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
About Yeah, like when they dilate your d oh.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Dilate your eyes. I don't know what was happening. I
was like those snap fingers you were talking about. But yeah,
so that's old age just coming to face.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Fuck me, Yeah, why is it cool?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's not cool, Stephanie, it's not are so fun? Oh
my god? Yeah, fun fun for seeing somebody else use them,
use them yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'll use them with you, Oh my god, I'll carry
him around for you.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't want to be old. Honey.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I've gone from accepting my age and feeling like I
think it was. I really do think it was. Just
like my testosterone levels for a long time were very
very low, so I'd always be like just exhausted and
just like all the all the time, you know what

(17:47):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I just don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to.
I don't. I'm not going to accept old age because
I think at one point that's what I was saying
I did. I was just like I'm just getting.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Old, Like I'm getting older, getting old.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I don't. I like getting better. That's like like better
at certain things, better at handling certain things, better at
understanding certain things. That's that's what I'm enjoying about getting
older is accepting things that used to I used to
want to have happen or needed to happen in a
in a week, And now I'm fine that if it

(18:25):
takes six months. And I think it's just because time
goes by so fast. Somebody says to me like, oh
you've got to do something for a month, It's like okay,
I'll fucking blink and a month goes by.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah that's true. You know what I meant there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
We had the you know, a couple of weeks ago,
we did my Time Monday and I literally thought it
felt like it was the next day, and I'm like, hey,
it's my Time Monday again.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
We didn't go back, No, we didn't go back, but
it just it went by so quick. Yeah, you know,
so as age is coming along, I really am trying
to doesn't matter. Oh okay, that's no, that's right. But
getting old it's for the birds AnyWho. Getting old is
for the old.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yes, let's not talk about let's not drown on.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Grow my beard out a little bit, not crazy, but
I kind of I'm just gonna do it this time.
I'm gonna I'm gonna grow it out long. No, not long.
We've talked about this plenty on the show, but like
not not long, just like wedding long, like I've had
it for other people's weddings. It's not bad, you know,

(19:41):
I'm just for a while, I was shaving it off,
like shaving it really short, just because it was so gray.
But now it's getting to a point where even like
the stubble is grey, so it almost looks like worse.
If I'm gonna have a gray beard, I'm not as
try out having.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
A grave gray hair shine.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right, I'd rather have an actual gray beard be a shame.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah that night, Oh you know, we can talk about
after you're done.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh sure, Stephanie. Oh yeah, dig into dig into your bag.
That was probably not allowed what what do you want
to talk about, Kyl?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
The people, the new place you visited, This.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Nice place you went, that's new you would have never
went to normally on a random day, random rainy afternoon,
right twenty five minutes from home.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Where did we go?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh boy, you don't remember.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It's just a few days ago.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's a long that's a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I hit it big.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Oh Jesus Christmas.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
We had so much fun.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
We had so much Oh my god. We went to
the Nash Casino, yellow like much terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
In them, a garbage if they made to a casino
inside them all.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, but they did a pretty decent job.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was nice inside there, and they had stre We
didn't we didn't see the restaurants.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I wanted to go look to see what.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
The prices were at that stakehouse, but I felt a
little weird because it was like kind of like it
hadn't been opened for that long, so it was still
like crazy busy like whatever.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
So but I want to see what the person.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, wow, we didn't sign up as members. We were
going to, but the line looked super long because I
had I had winnings.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, you had some, you had some big winnings.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Can wish I had stopped when I hit first big.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, just so people are aware, so they're not thinking
we're rolling up in a in a caddy anytime soon.
I mean, Stephanie won seventy bucks, really sixty dollars like before,
and then she just go, I'm gonna keep going, and
then it's just like that's fine. I mean, listen, we
talked about it afterwards. I know I'm I'm cheap. I know,

(22:24):
I'm like whatever, But I will say, if if we
just go to the casino that's how we like kill
time or whatever, and we spend an evening there and
we're out one hundred bucks, well that's cheaper than going
out for a meal.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
And you can leave and come back.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
They do let you do that. It's no, it's not Disney, like.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I guess what I'm saying is, Okay, this is like
so trash, but like I mean, if you want to
pack snacks or.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Some yeah, I mean, Sephanie, if you're thinking it, they're
doing it.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm telling you, no one bags granola bar or anything.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
But like, yeah, you could go to your car, or
you could go to the food court.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You can literally go into the mall and go into the.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Food court, take a break, Just take a break.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Get some Chick fil A, Get back on that, get
back on that fucking slot machine. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
What else do they get at them all to eat
there in the mall?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Oh they got all the classics.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Not really, that mall is tricky. They don't have a
lot of the classics there. It's different. But they had
like a little food court.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
It looked like in the you know, they.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Had it looked like folding tables where I think they
were selling beer from. No, no, no, no, no, that
makes it okay.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
You know where the coffee where the coffee bar was,
where you first went to the bathroom. When we first
walked in, your first immediate thought.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Was I have Yeah, I drink a lot of water stuff.
I'm a very hydrated human being.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And there's a lot of old people, say, probably a
lot of where the bathroom's nice inside?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah? Oh no, they were, they were fine.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Were The door wasn't like we're the doors all the
way to the ground.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
What doors like on the stalls? Do I know? I
used to yearinal? Oh nope, you know. I mean I
don't want to get off from it, but I don't
usually go into a bathroom. I'm just telling you from
a guy's point of view.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, just to let you know, like that's the difference
between men and women.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Like when women go into like a bathroom by themselves,
they look they're not looking to see like, okay, is
this all they're making sure like there's no one like
potentially like gonna jump out and kill.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Us from the women's room.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
It could be hiding like some fucking creek could be
hinding in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
The gonna do about it? If you saw Jesus, that
probably was allowed. I can't snap, but you can scream. Well,
I don't know, no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
You know where the coffee bar was?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
So right behind there there was like a I think
that was like a cafeterious style of food thing. I'm
not too sure.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It said cafe, and then there was supposed to be
it looked like a habachi play and then it looked
like there's a steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
It was supposed to be a noodle place, and someone
to review out a couple of months ago that it's
not well.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Like when it just like, oh so it's been open
for a month.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Well, I don't know Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Don't quote me on time. Go with time. But the
person just said, oh, it's already been at the noodle
house isn't open yet, even though this place has been
open for three or four weeks. So they were waiting
for the noodle bar to.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Someone wants the noodles.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Okay, noodles and noodles.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It was. It was nice.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
The big screens for the TVs for like where the
sports area was.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, no, thirteen inch tube.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
TVs right right all the way to the ceiling down
to the ground, and you could reserve the seats.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
That was nice.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
We didn't do that though, Nope, we just we walked
around up We played some of the slots upstairs.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
All of them. I want to make sure people are aware.
Just for full disclosure, Stephanie played all the slots.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
We put together the TVs.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I stood behind you and watched you push the button.
That was really it, Like there was.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
No advice you take some machine.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
No, I did not, You've I asked if you felt
any vibes from them.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I felt I felt a lot of vibes from the place.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah. We only put in ten bucks though.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah for ten, but like I said, hey, listen for
ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It was nice because you know, right before we hit
it big with our big win and with the seventy
five dollars, that machine it must have stopped. It must
have felt Ken's like bad news vibe or something, and
like my vibe of like, oh, this girl just wants
to play a little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I was down.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
We were playing penny slot, and I was down to
my last play and after that.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I was only gonna have like sixteen cents left, nothing,
nothing else to have.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Then I have to wonder if buzz canna let me
put another five bucks pin or something. Geez. And all
of a sudden, boom pre game boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
This thing was lying off the hinges and I could
see this old bitch off to the side until the
right of us.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
She was pissed.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
She was not happy because I was just like, I
don't even know how to play, Like, oh my god,
look at all these lines.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
She was probably like, and that thing she knew what
those buzzers were, and all of a sudd then it
didn't stop, and I looked up at Ken, and I
was like, oh boy, he's in now he knows we're
gonna play.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
And then I started windling down.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm like, we gotta, we gotta get off this machine.
It's not hot anymore. And then we went to a
couple more and we were down on our luck. I
think I dropped down to a dollar. I was like,
oh man, we went into the high stakes room.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Seems like a good place to go right after, right
after you're just blowing all the cash.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I was like, you know what, we spent ten bucks.
We had fun, We let it ride. It was good
play with the houses money. It's let's put it in
a big boy machine and see what it brings us.
I think it gave us like another forty.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
We went we left with like and then I cashed.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Out thirty three eleven twenty three, No, thirty three eleven,
but because we already put in ten bucks, so yeah,
so I stopped at thirty three.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
But hey, up up by.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Tell you it's twenty three bucks we didn't have before.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I already spent it.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
But of course, but that was fun.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
The only part that wasn't fun.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
But honestly, I think this is what gave us the
good karma in the wind is The weather was terrible.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
It was absolutely terrible.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
It was cold, it was raining, it was like downpour raining,
And we got to the mall and we're driving on
the highway and we're like, oh, should we take this
exit that should get you to the mall or do
we take the exit that's passed it where it's like
you kind of just have.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
To drive the backside to the mall. We're like, no,
you know what, we'll do it the other way. We'll
skip the lights. Boom, all of a sudden stop traffic.
We're like, oh my god, here we go. We shouldn't
have done it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
We again.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
But Ken was being.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
So positive because he listened to what Bill Burr was
saying in his special and he was just like going
with it. He's like whatever, and you know what, it
was just some guy in a Porsche's like wheel like
blew off.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Totally fine.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
He's on the side of the road calling triple A.
But you know what, bing bang boom. We got to move.
We got around, we got into our exit. We got
into the parking lot and Ken and I both saw
a spot and we're like, oh my god, no one
sees the spot.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Perfect, We're gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And then another even better spot opens up, like literally
three steps from the entrance. But we saw some other
people probably notice it even though it was a better
pulling for us.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
But Ken, being the nice guy that he was, let
them have it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
And then we noticed that the spot we saw was
per temporary parking.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Temporary parking per online pickup.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
But then we found another spot it was really good,
and I was like, oh, I hope this helps and
we want ash so it did help.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know, I think a lot of the things where
I'm like, like you'll say, like, oh, it kind doesn't
like fun. You know. I don't get excited to do that, souff.
I don't really like things that I haven't done before.
I think that's my thing. That's why a lot of
times I'm like down on something if I've never tried

(31:27):
it before, it just sounds like a lot of like,
oh God, I don't know what it's gonna be, like,
is it gonna be weird? You know what I mean?
How am I going to be comfortable? Am I gonna
be able to like get out and leave if I
want to? Am I gonna get stuck in this place?
You know what I mean? That's what you texting over there.

(31:48):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I'll tell you after.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
So, but yeah, that's that's probably why, like because now
like if you're like, oh, do you want to go back, Like, yeah,
I'd go back now that we kind of know what's
what's going on. I don't think it would be I
don't think it would be too bad, you know. Yeah, Okay,
do we need to podse Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I just sorry, just a little shop talk to deal
with some side business.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's what we always do during
a podcast. Take texts, answer.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Texts, listen.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Sometimes business is always after you right, Am I right? Bro?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Or am I right?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I'm right bro? Jesus Christmas.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Oh you're still liking it. There's something about it that brings.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
You back from more just liquid, that's all that's really.
It's not no, it's not good. This is not me
Like Jason, I think I'm warming up to the whole
espresso with lemon and water. No, not warming up to it,
but I am drinking it. And so you are. You
are right about that. It's not like complete and total swell.

(33:08):
But that stuff you got over there with that fucking
beat ginger cucumber, I just.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Needed I just needed to water down a little bit
more for me. I do like it, but.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
It is you're gonna you're gonna pedamar and you're gonna
think you have a fucking uti because that sh it's
gonna come right out paint.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
It's like cucumber.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I really thought it was a cellary, but I was like, wow, no,
but no, it's definitely apple beat cucumber, celery, lemon, and ginger.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's a beautiful color though, like it's a gorgeous cordous.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Oh great, but cares it's gross.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Talk to me. Nothing's on the docket, nothing's on the list.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
No, life's been crazy, Like it's been crazy the last
the last few days. You know, work's been busy, which
is good. You've been busy, yeah, you know. So as
far as things on the on the docket, you know,
we just keep we just keep watching American Idol. Now
it's like, must be fucking TV.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
That now. I fell asleep last night.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Like I like, not during American, not during America No.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
But like we had we had finished Sunday's episode yesterday
and I'd worked during the day yesterday, which normally I
don't work Mondey during the day. And I was still
tired for my run from Sunday. But yeah, but we
have American Idol to catch up on tonight, and I
am excited to see who is gonna be in the

(34:35):
rest top before.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I haven't looked, I haven't seen anything.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I don't, Okay, I'm
enjoying watching it, but I ain't fucking searching out.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
You know, articles two people that we like, and I
think probably everyone else like that's impressed with the fifth
I don't know their name, so unfortunately, this is what
you're going to get.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
The fifteen year old girl there's only one of them, Yeah,
there's whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then the seventeen year old boy who is like
the church kid preaching the gospel.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I want to say. The name starts with the deer
c canon.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Is that cannon?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, it's with a C though, right A yeah it is? Yeah, OK, yeah, yeah,
I tell you what.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
It sings like, he's better than he's better than the judges.
The judges like, I don't think they can even judge it.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
He's only saying twice on his audition, and then he
got the platinum ticket and then he moved on.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
So he didn't have to.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do the Hollywood Week. They had to bypass it and
he had to do his showstopper.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
And it was it was literally stopped me.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Right, stop me right now. No, I think there were
a few more.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
No, he was the last one of the show. He
was the last singer on.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I just thought that they did him. I thought that
they just went through the last few quick and then
they went to the the like the the judges telling him.
I just thought they didn't show. I mean, I don't know,
I didn't realize he was the.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Very last part of the show, so, I mean, he's
the show stopper, and it was it was crazy, like
there was something about how he was singing. I don't
say this very often, but it was like moving because
it was so good. I've never heard anybody sing like

(36:36):
this kid saying.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And like I push it back.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, oh my gosh, it makes me feel that. This
makes me feel fucking older than the readers like talking
about American idol like this, But holy shit, I had
no use for that fucking show forever.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
He brushed back.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
No, I think Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Did well that too. I mean, he an't go wrong with.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I mean I ain't gonna argue, but yeah, it just
felt more down to earth, that's all I think. Before
it felt like very so.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
He's in and then okay, him the fifteen year old.
Who are the other two? I know who? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't know anyone's name, Like was the guitar Yeah,
the one who's saying like Billie Eilish okay yeah and
just bangs yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
And then who's the last one? Gosh, why can't I
think of who it is?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is it that this gonna sound?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Is it that?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
No, it's not that girl.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
It's not the fat lady. It's always like can Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I don't think the industry that ACKed me because I
was too fat.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, it wasn't her. I feel like it was another
I don't want to look because it was everyone knew
who it is.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Might have been a country boy.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I feel like it was three girls, you know, three girls. Oh,
the black girl, the from Maryland twenty two.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I was like, I know the black girl who is
not fat?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
No, and she was Oh or was she the last one?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Oh that was another one.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Oh yeah, she's saying she yeah, she almost turned me liberal, babe.
She was the way she was singing like singing. It
was like some it was like it was like an
old felt like an old. It was like a hymno
gospel like more like a twenties like anthem. It's like
you oh, and like it was very it was very moving.

(38:50):
So again and like her.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Hurry cannon.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
They both like like when she's saying she just stood
in one spot like she didn't she It was just
like her like just sotly smoked. And then him he
moved around a little bit more, not like crazy or
anything like that, but like they did not have to
do much except.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
For just well he didn't even have to move on
the Holy Spirit.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
And then Luke Brian hugged him.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, Luke Brian gave him a hug.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
He liked it.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I think, what do you think he liked the hugy.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
No, like he it was like it hit him like
whatever whatever song or like I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Know if said it was the best performance he ever
saw in his life, in his fucking life, this guy's
better round. He's around the block. He's probably seen a
few fucking This motherfucker danced on the ceiling right, like
danced on the ceiling. He was fucking blind, so what

(39:54):
I mean blind? Yeah? Hello, is it mean in the
he's blind? Oh no, he's not blind. The bit he's
banging is blind, I think. Yeah, she makes his face,
she feels his face, and then she makes out of
clay in an art class. Hello, is it me?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Maybe she remember?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, she's fucking blind, That's what it is. It's literally
in the beginning, Is it me? You're looking for it
looking like but she can't see him, but she makes
his face look perfect, and it's fucking hilarious because it's
a big clay head with like an afro. Its fucking yeah, exactly,
So it looks like a fucking geopad. It does when

(40:40):
you look at it. I'll bring it up just to
just but Lionel Ritchie's seen some ship and he says
it's the best performance he saw in his life. That's
that's bold. Yeah, like this, that's how I mean. I've
never seen it in that song, Like you think, I'm
putting that on my fucking stereo driving around whatever the

(41:02):
hell that's I didn't even care what that fucking song was.
I think the song was like he touched my butt.
It doesn't matter, No, I think.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't think it was sad.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I think it was that even when it was even
when like and see, God was there protecting him and shining.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Him through and bringing him out.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Like did something.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It's always there, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
He always shows up. He sets you free right see
me doo bad and still love me right forget.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, so he was bringing us to church and boy
did he So he's gonna be It'll be interesting, Like
I said, it'll be interesting to see once they go
to the next week where they kind of can't like
be super super choosy with how he picked this song.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I think the churches you bring me to for all this,
all this stuff, they gotta get they gotta get some
they gotta get some talent in there because these fucking
plays sees your dragons to the music is sub bar.
It's saw bar. Which what was the last service? We
just went to Ash Wednesday? I went to Ash Wednesday

(42:11):
with you, And I'll tell you whoever singing don't Sometimes
I don't like, why why is there even the music
to begin with? Like that's just let's get right to
the words, right. Jesus didn't sing in the Bible. He

(42:32):
didn't ever say come over here, I'm gonna sing a tune.
He's okay, I do because everything we know about everybody,
we know about Jesus is from the Bible, and if
they want you to know about it with Jesus, it's
in there. It's like an instruction manual. And nobody ever

(42:53):
said Jesus was strumming on a cigar?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Kids?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Is that of Freudian slip?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
He was okay with yeah, okay, I'm not making that joke.
But he uh yeah, he wasn't a singer. He wasn't singing.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
It wasn't you know what he in the shower though,
Like no one knows that I didn't have.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
A shower then a bucket.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Like maybe he had something that said like m m,
how could there.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Be hymns about fucking Jesus when it was Jesus coming, Like,
I don't know if there was even music then.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
There's always been music.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Well, I don't know, I don't know. Couldn't have been good?
What kind of music do you think it was? Like
the have and the gula just singing. I don't know.
Maybe that goes all that way back. Yeah, I'm not
up on my I don't know my Jewish history.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I guess the old world music. Yeah, well, but I
doubt you're not gonna do it today.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
No, that's not the deep dive we're Yeah, I know,
but so yeah, yeah, I don't think like I said,
I'm sorry, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Back to American Yeah, back to American idol.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yes, I'm just saying that kids should be singing at church.
We should be singing at one of these churches you
bring me to. Well, I don't have to keep it.
I don't have to hear Marge Simpson up there.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Different.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, well, we're going to have to start. We're gonna
have to start looking at some black churches. I think
we'll see how we see how this works out. But
that's what we'll that's our goal. Well, don't like you
in there. They may ask you to leave, not you
us Correctly, I'm not saying that in a bad way.

(44:42):
It's a black church for a reason. I don't think
they want to gentrify it.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Well, I think it's like well, usually Baptist church, right, Well, yeah,
they're probably like Southern Baptists, but like you know, there's.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Only one Baptist church here. Well, no, I shouldn't say that.
I shouldn't do that this question.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
No, I meant to say it like in our town.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Baptist churches our town. I think there's only one. Meant,
there's only one.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I don't know that other one looks us. I don't know.
There's there's a couple. I think which one. But we
got a lot of churches. We got we got everybody covered. Catholics,
we got the Baptists, we got the Methodists. Yeah, we
got the Lutherans.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Which was the King James Ones. Huh, the King James Ones,
the ones that buy max Apples by Max Apples, Yeah,
the one that's like across from the garden place.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You don't like that or mean, but oh those are
the oh those are like the Catholics, but not the Catholics,
the Lutheran No, the Presbyterians.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Maybe, well we got I guess we got another one.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, well those guys that church started by Henry the
eighth back in the day just so we could get
a divorce. So you got a whole church built on
just a dude trying to get some strange like.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Fuck so American strange.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't think it was what Henry the eighth, What
are you talking about, Prince No, who's the king that
abdicated his throne. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like
Prince Andrew or Prince Albert or no before King George. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. His brother, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Oh I thought he was a king and that's how King.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
George got He fucking quit. Yeah yeah, he quit, was
a king, had to marry some snatched faced, fucking American girl.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Divorce.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah. I mean that guy was wild, gave up the
throne the.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
King of England, he could have been the king, and
was like, I'm moving to New York.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'll bet you, I'll bet you. What happened was what
do you think he did once he got here? No,
this is what I'm telling you happened. This girl, Like
early in their relationship, he's getting a lot on and
he's probably like, whoa, this is better than yeah video. Yeah,
so he's probably getting plenty of oral surgery from the
American okay, because to get pregnant, right right, and he's like,

(47:23):
what is this like, because you know all the fucking
British girls with their snaggle teeth and all that is this.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
This is in the sixties, the sixties, fifties, six to fifties,
maybe Elizabeth the Queens.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It might have been the forties. It's it's way back.
It's black and white pictures. So yeah, eighteen hundred no,
not eighteen hundred seventy sephany stopped.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Okay, go on, I'm listening this.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, So anyway, I think early on that's what she
was doing. And then he's like, wait, I can't get
any more of this if I become king. So he
was probably like, yeah, fuck you, fuck the throne. I
don't need any of this ship. And then they went
back to America and then they lived with each other
for a while, and then that probably stopped, and he's

(48:10):
probably like, I gave up my throne, you know what
I mean. She's probably not going down anymore. And she's like, man, ever,
it was more fun when I thought you were gonna
be king. Now you're a fucking call wars.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
She wouldn't have been able to go over there.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Why British, get marry whoever the fuck you want and
make him queen. You don't have to make a British
person and queen, I don't think, I mean, I guess
i'd be kind of fucked up. Right If you're the king,
well then what's the matter with maybe because she was divorced.

(48:49):
You're like the.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Larry and Meghan Markle. Wasn't she married before too?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I don't. I don't know. I don't think so. Oh,
I don't think so. I don't think anyway have been
dumb enough to marry that broad?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Why did? Why did? Why don't they like Harry and Megan?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Like, I know she's obnoxious and he's like, what else
have they done? They've taught, they put out all kinds,
they put out like memoirs and stuff, like he's done
nothing but ship on the whole thing. Like he's a
fucking where spoiled little tot. Huh.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Now where they live, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Probably in some he's probably been like ostracized, massive castle.
I don't know, probably.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I think they're in California.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
People said her Netflix show was so fucking terrible it
shouldn't even It was like something.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Was like making stuff with Megan, right.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
The only thing I watched was the Harry and Meghan
a few years ago, and they were so cute.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I think it was like magic with Megan and she's
like like she's gonna give you and then like some
people were saying, like she'll be like Oh, we're gonna
do this. We're gonna, I don't know, make this meal today.
It's gonna be so great. And then it's like she's
trying to like talk to like average people that have
Netflix subscriptions, but she's like, Okay, make sure you've got

(50:08):
your honeybee crested saffron oil like ship that only broil
people would fucking have you know what I mean, Like
take your essence of crown Okay, what's an essence of crowns?
Like yeah, it's like wait, I can't. Yeah, you have
to have to drop. I don't know, I didn't watch.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
That's what people watch.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Why they want that fucking tat on there? Like, I
don't think he's a thought Stephanie. He's gonna be just
as fucking bold as I am.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I don't think I think so. No, Harry's one of
those kids.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Oh yeah, back in the day, because just like a prince,
I could be a princess with a bad boy prince.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He grew up all right, all right, did all right,
fucking just and he was a fighter too, right on
the lines.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
You give a ship.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Ye can't compete with, you'll.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Take you to a fine meal and protect your ass.
Oh boy, Andy likes to party.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Ship. I gotta watch out see if Prince he shows
up in your d MS.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I don't think that, I think though it's.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Always fun to hear like I get it. I have
no prince like literally, I mean I think you.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Talked about like actresses and stuff like that too, So
it's okay.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I don't really I do, I do.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah, Like all I need to say is like to
Brina Carpenter, you basically like lose your minder then like
if reebook comes on.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It was just old an old ladys.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Still like her though, you still damn it. She's keeping
herself nice.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
She's doing a good job. Dolly gotta handed the Dolly parton.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Her face is a little fucking waxed, you know what
I mean. But she's been holding up there.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
What else looks nice for Agent Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, she's not bad. I mean she's gotten long in
the tooth. I don't know what that is like old.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Oh yeah, like she she has, but like she looked like.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
No fucking anybody you know getting older. Gotta keep yourself
in shape. That's all he'll say on that, except for
my calorie calculator. This week talk about a fucking mishap.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh no, boy, almost had a meltdown.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I found this really great on line calculator for figuring
out how many calories I needed you for like maintenance
and if I want to do a cut, if I
want to bulk up.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
It's tricky.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It's not No, it's not tricky. You just fill in
your your numbers. The tricky part is is I put it,
put all my numbers in, and it gave me and
it's like, oh boy, that seems kind of low, but
I get it, Like that's what I'll that's what I'll
try to stick with. So for the past week, I've
been eating like twenty four hundred calories a day. That's

(53:31):
what I've been trying to keep it at.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Well.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Then today you and I were chatting about something, so
I'm like, oh, let me check that calculator. Thing I
put my fucking height in is sixty one inches. I
put my height in that I was five foot one.
So for the past week I've been like on a
borderline starvation fucking diet.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Oh you were all excited because you're like, oh, I've
lost five pounds.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, I went down a lot of weight real fucking quick.
But when you're I don't want to lose that much weight.
I don't want to lose any weight. Actually, I just
want to do a bit of a fucking recomp Yeah,
that's all I want to do right now. I don't
care if I woke up tomorrow and I weighed two fifty.
As long as I don't look like a fucking blobby

(54:15):
two fifty, I'll be okay with it. I don't care
about the weight. Nobody should care about the fucking weight.
But yeah I did. I did strip down some some
pounds over the last this last week.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Well it's a good thing because last night you said
I've been so good, I'm going to have a snack,
and you meet yourself a snack, but.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
It were still within my Yeah. Well that shows you
right there trying to hit that low number.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Tell everyone else what happened last night.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Oh, Stephanie did her own nails. Yeah, that's bringing that option.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Could you bought me that kid?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
A while agost year ago?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I got Stephanie this like a nice the nail boot dips.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
That Yeah, yeah, a year ago, and Stephanie's like, oh,
you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finally use it.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Can I take my nails off?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Yeah, and they look they look good, and then put
my new nails.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
They actually match your coat. Not to sound super, I
know they're like they're like spot on with the like
school picture. What's that?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
How what school is this that you're going to like
wearing like a short?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
What? No, Like how you put your hands like that's
just to cover your boobs.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I think it's a girl thing, cover your little girl boobs.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Nobody wants to It was like either like you had
your hands like this or like what do you remember
school pictures or did you like not use your hands or.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Were you just like.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
We just sat there like like a fucking batst how
just like and they give you like a plastic comb
like like eddie kid, you give them a coat. This
is like first grade, second grade and they just fucking
I know. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure my hair looked
fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I love to see some of your It was always.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Combed over like ever picture like one of those like
uh Ventriloquist dummies like Howdy dooty or something that had
its hair like, yeah, that's what my hair like.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I think I asked to like at one point when
your brother was like cleaning out that house and I
like had all the like these pictures of you.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
It was like, oh, do you wanted these? And you
were like, no, get rid of them. Yeah, I wish
you didn't, Like I would.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Have just pictures of me when you were younger. Oh
my god, Kenny, this is what I looked like when
I was ten. I fucking got old quick. This world,
beat me down, go ahead?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Were different.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Oh, I think I got my glasses. Literally, it was
like back in the day they just had like three
categories of glasses. You had banker, you had like pedophile,
and you had frail. Oh of course, yeah, of course
I got to pick from a box. Oh yeah, these
are your VSP plan frames. And it was frames that

(57:21):
like yeah that like fucking blind women.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
When I worked at the eye doctor, there was like
the ones that were like one hundred percent free.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, and like there was probably in the box like
maybe maybe fifteen. It wasn't a lot to use from it.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
They were it was like I think ones I got.
I think they were like tortoise shell.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
No, not, I think they were probably for like seventy
year old women.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Now you could have used that benefit towards another frame.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
You would have had to This was also I know,
but this is my word of a like nineteen eighty nine. Yeah,
when I got my glasses. I remember I had to
get glasses because I told the whole class that the
cocoon because we had cocoons in the class from like
we had cat pillars, like build them. Okay, yeah, it
wasn't in space, but I told them it's moving. Okay,

(58:19):
it's moving. I can see it moving. Yeah, And the
thing had been dead for like two months. So everybody's
looking everybody's and realized like it wasn't moving. I just
couldn't see it because it wasn't in focus. It was
like wavy.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
So then they said, like Ken's line in class.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
No, then they're like, oh, he needs glasses.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Well they used to testurize at school.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I don't not. I don't remember that you.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Ever get like the eye test, and like the hearing test.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I remember the hearing test. That's just so I think
they could figure outf you were fucking deaf, because like
parents didn't even talk to kids when they were Yeah,
it was like the same.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And like the with the nurse, like then you look
into like the machine and they like, if you're.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
A writer, you probably wouldn't know your kid was deaf
until like the seventh beating when when you said, didn't
you hear what I said? Like parents didn't even talk
to kids. My grandparents didn't even know my name. They'd
yell at me and call me the wrong cousin's name.
Oh you know what I mean. So it's like old

(59:23):
people just suck, Like I don't have any use for
old people.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
You don't have a lot of use for much.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I haven't. I don't think I've experienced enough, Like I
don't know good people. Yeah, in life it is what
it is. I'm not a good part. Like I'm far
from a people that people that deal with me, they're probably,
oh god, I have no good people in my life.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You have good people in your life.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
No, I've got good But I'm sure I'm saying, like
through my lifetime, it's everybody's been kind of kind of sucks.
So whatever, but anyways, who cares? Well? Most of here
going on, not too much.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Just gotta run one more big run this week and
I know it's coming up taper down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I've been very proud of you and then eighteen miles
the other day. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy in the rain.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, it's a very weird run.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
And right there, like when you're doing it, you don't
think about it. But if you stop running and you
look back, you'll say, holy shit, I can't believe I
was able to run eighteen miles Like that's a fuck,
Like that's that's a haul. And like I said, when
you're doing it like a circle, yeah, you just you

(01:00:50):
just kind of accept it and you move on. You don't,
you don't dwell on it too much. But when you
do look back after a couple of years, you'll say, like,
holy ship, that it's not a small feet Completing a
marathon is. And I don't think a lot of people
do consider it a small feet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I just think, like I said, if you started tomorrow
and I'm gonna run a marathon and you start training
for a marathon, those miles just become the norm.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
And then suddenly you complete a marathon and then you
start thinking I could run thirty some miles.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I can't. I can't wait till this thing is done.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Well, you do a very good job, because I think
your mindset is perfect. And then it sounds like I'm
talking shit, but I'm not. But you don't. You're not
really concerned about your time at all. So you're just
enjoying the process. In essence, if you run and you
have to walk a little and then you run, you
gotta stop for water. Like in my stupid fucking head,
it was like, Oh, I don't think I have to

(01:01:51):
stop for water. I'm gonna screw up my time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah, it's like, there's plenty of water as long as yeah,
there's there's plenty of water.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Have a bunch of this ship out there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I mean, I probably wouldn't really care sometimes, like as
long as I have like a jolly rancher or something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
It's really just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
But it is coming up. Yeah, May fourth in Maine.
May the fourth be with you. I hope everybody's dressed
up in so I hope you have to run next
to a Yoda next.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I hope someone's like, oh my god, aren't you so
excited that, like today, of all days is the race.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I'd be like, no, Like, I mean, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
You could be dressed like an ewok, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
What would be like the complete opposite of Star Wars, Probably.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Like country Western, like a cowgirl.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Like a cowboy like for like a movie. I guess
like yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
A western is way opposite than sci fi.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Oh like not like Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
No, not that Harry Potter would be in space. But no,
you gotta think like Way into the Future or a
movie about Way into the past. One's in outer space,
one's in the desert. Like so you could you could
wear a cowboy hat.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
They'd be like Let's character in Star Wars War a
cowboy hat. None loser, just take off loo, slap my java,
slap my.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
She was rude, tweak my e walkwek.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah, I wish she was on. I wish she was
on thing go to my I wish was on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Then the would just be nothing but fucking Margarita stations.
It wouldn't be don't start training now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
It'd be interesting to see if you wanted to. You
said you want to Margarita. Afterwards, we'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I think I'm gonna want that in a taco a
taco I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I don't think that's a good idea. We got to
drive you home. I don't think on a super empty
system after getting beat up, you want to fill it
back up with a taco. Probably crap your pants? Terrible,
what a terrible marathon memory? We gotta pull over. I
had an accident, Oh man, in my taco right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I'll have to make sure to go and see my
nana afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Or she thinks she's gonna be dead. You better be alive,
because I'm not going to go see her and tell
her that you're gone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
She can she'll blame you. She'll say, why did you
make her do it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah? Now you have to do now, who's gonna help me?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Can?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Did she tell you where all the stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Don't worry, Nana? I got you. I got you. Don't
you worry?

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
What size depends? What do you need? Huh? What are
those extra coverage holds? The what about? These? Are these good?
These hold the weight of a small aquarium? Is that good?
Your turtle won't get out, that's for sure. Clutching her,

(01:05:11):
clutching her pearls?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
See what.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Did she leave you? Any notes?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Luckily she makes me write notes all over the place,
so there are plenty of Oh good, yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
She has a whole bag anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Don't there's a whole go bag for you. Bananas, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Don't die during the marathon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
I ain't taking care of Oh gosh, Now I think
it would be totally good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, you'll be fine, Yeah, you'll be fine. It will
be an experience.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
I just hope it. I really I don't want it
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Well, you can hope in one hand and ship in
the other.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Tell me which one fills up to get a new
raincoat or something.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
If yeah, we'll have to, well great, that'll be good.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
But I mean, yeah, if you need a new just
like something a bit more like, yeah, a windbreaker, just
sounding a bit more like that's like running.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, yet that'd be awesome, especially when you're like, I'm
never running or doing any of this again. So I'm
hoping like you'll run with the tags on it so
we can take it back afterwards.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I would never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
This thing doesn't even fat, covered in mud, fucking dust.
Frame smells just like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
There's like blood from my chafang.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Or something, I anywhere. This jacket's a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Yeah, no, that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I I just don't If it rains, the rains, but
it'll be warmer, so at least that's like the only bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
You fucking hope it's snowed today, like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Because the other day he let me, oh, your watch
will probably die anyway while you're running.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
No, that's terrible, Stephanie. I don't do that, and I
don't sound like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Okay, this is what This is what you actually said
that day, Not to make you feel better get your
nervous or anything, but you know your watch probably isn't
gonna last the entire race.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
It's most likely going to die. So don't don't get
your hopes up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Okay. So, yes, I warned you that your watch could die, because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Like, I don't know I even brought that up. I
had what you your last my last n it died, Yes,
it died while you were right handled.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It came in the house and you screamed and you
fucking swore, and then you threw your watch down on
the counter like it was a pair of cheap ass readers.
And it's like, what is wrong? My fucking watch died?
Fucking what. I don't even know how. I don't even
know how far I ran. I don't even know where
I would be going. Well, listen, do you want me

(01:08:07):
to put it on the charge? So yeah, so before
that fun interaction, yes, I had warned you because I
knew that you would lose your fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
I wouldn't care if it died during the race, because
like I would know, I just have to follow the
race tracking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
A lot of people would be bummed and it would
mentally fuck them up. Well, most people, if they didn't
have it tracked, like in their Apple thing that they
had completed a marathon, like your watch will tell you
you get like a marathon, metal, all that kind of
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
I guess just look at the shiny one that they
give you yeah or no, and you'll have your exact
time obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Because thing, but.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Or started on another like you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Sink, oh yeah, and your phone. I don't know. I
don't even know. I'll just do it on the treadmill.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. That's when you know
it's like, oh shit, this ain't good. But I've also
reached an age where it's like, okay, you say it's fine,

(01:09:18):
it's on you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
I got it in writing, Yeah, it was fine, stay
in the basement.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yeah. And then two minutes later, like you're like you're
talking to me for like twenty minutes downstairs, like like
nothing ever happened. Like, okay, listen, bipolar Betty, this is great,
this is cool. Like you just put us through fucking
Normandy Beach upstairs because your watch. Now you're down here
chit chat and like, we're on fucking second date. So

(01:09:50):
but second date, like on our second date.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Oh, just like shower something you're like referencing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Well with that, with that there, Stephanie's really bringing the
references that it was like a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Show or something.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah, it's a show show I watch all the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Time, so like an old fashion show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Hey, everybody, it's me Chuck Willery. You're back here for
a second date.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, I thought it was something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Cindy and Gregg's last date went swimmingly, so now we're
gonna find out tonight. Hey, did they go on a
second date in the whole crowd again? Yea, yeah, it's
the second date.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
That's then they get well, they actually used to on
one of the radio stations.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I forget which one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
It's not like the main ones that we talked about
in one of the other episodes, but it was like
a different.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
They used to do second date update. Oh okay, and
it was kind of the same.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
It was like the first date like went bad, and
like like the person would come be like, oh, I
don't know why this date went bad, and like they'd
have the other person on the other line and they'd
be like no, that's not what happened and then be
like whatever, so all right, we'll pay for you guys
to go on another date, like will we'll set it up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Do you want to go?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
And then some people would be like fuck no, like
guy's dirt bag whatever, or someone would be like okay, fine, whatever,
and then you would then.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
They would call.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Remember that movie with Anna Kendrick where she was on
the dating game and the guy who won was like
a fucking it was a serial kill. It's like a
true story.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
They gave he'll sleep during the movie. I think he
kept on watching it. That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Yeah, it was like the okay no, but I don't
remember what he was called back in the day, but
it was. Yeah. So he was on the dating game
and he won. Anna Kendrick like ended up on the
show and then won a date with this guy that's
who she picked and then he he fucking freaked her

(01:11:54):
out so bad, like after the show, like talking to
him that she didn't she didn't go that it was
called Woman of the Hour. I think okay, it's on Netflix.
It was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
That was that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
And he was like, I don't I don't remember what
his his wasn't like one of the bigger one. No,
he was definitely he was up. He was up there
like Richard Ramirez, like the night Stalk or something like that.
You have to look it up. So anyway, what do
you say this up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, late, give it a we're a perfectly good hour.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Yeah, if we sed a perfectly good hour and plus
not an hour and forty two, but an hour and
twelve one one two, I'm telling you probably yeah, I
don't think so. So all right from all of us
here really got it's definitely talking about this drink she
bought love that that's probably eight now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
All so, it's so blood like whatever that if I
didn't have the cap on, it would have like, what
a mess?

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
That looks like that looks like this shit. The Hollywood
celebrities probably drink out of kids. On that note, let's
kick on, all right, So anyway, listen, if you if
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(01:13:28):
So for all of us here and here we go again.
I'm Ken, I'm Sepanie, and we'll see you next time.