Episode 81

Ken and Stephanie discuss stephanie’s marathon, a crappy cinco de mayo, crackheads at the gym and more…

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, I'm gonna wait hold on, all right, everybody,
welcome back to.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Here we go again.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm Ken and we are coming to you right now.
We are doing one of our first ever video episodes
that will hopefully, I mean, Stephanie's telling me I should
put it on like ABC News or something. Get it
its own page, get it its own YouTube, get its properties.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, so that way when people see it, you know,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't think the world's jones.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
You're moving around a lot, and it's so funny because
my thing is showing.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Two of you, oh your dreams.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Who knows if we'll even post this video, because.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
God only knows. Stephanie is recording on my end, it's
not recording on you. I mean, you look fuzzy right now.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
It's just like if I was to join the show.
Oh I look fuzzy. Well, hopefully it doesn't look terrible.
Oh yeah, as long as you look good and we'll
put it up.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
The quality is quite different.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let me try. I'm gonna plug in my laptop of them.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, because you're just like on my end, like, thank got,
I'm in the room with you because I can see you.
But like if I was a guest. Oh terrible. It
didn't help on my end.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's it could well, I don't know what something with you.
It's also you're on five G you're not on you know.
It looks terrible, it looks awful.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just left.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I look amazing over here.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, I'll try to just joint it out. It'll work out.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What a start, What a start? Oh, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm having a real I'm having a real blast with
all this tech bullshit. Oh now, oh yeah, now it's
shown two Stephanie's that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay. See that's what it was showing. Okay earlier, and
we're both at like the same buffering up.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So here we are.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh boy, it looks so bad. We'll just kill it.
We'll kill it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm sorry, everybody, I'm sorry you had to listen to that.
It looks Stephanie, you look you a pixelated mess.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You do too, I still love you.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, wait, wait on this thing.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Or like, so my picture of myself I look fine
and you look pixelated. Okay, and that must be the
same for you on your side.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I guess I mean I'm seeing me clear you pixelated?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
First case, we just don't post the video. Yeah, but
we'll stop, but we'll see another episode with technical difficulties.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Big big on.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hey fucking technology, big surprize, big surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
But you asked me earlier. How I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Fine, I'm gonna close this laptop. I don't need to
have that open. Very excited for the new top.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, if we.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Are continuing with the video, you need to have the laptop.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
We're not doing the video. We stopped it. I stopped it.
I killed it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Stephane, Oh no, one told me. I just, I literally
just I just told you.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh my god, I just I'm I think I'm gonna
put a thumbs down? Is that terrible to do?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
No? I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean they're not coming for us.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I literally told you we're going to stop the video.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Now we're at least looking at each other, not the
stupid screen. We're four feet from each other and we're looking.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I was just choked on a lifesaver all the juice. Anyways,
let's just let's just get right into it.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
What a get right into it? What a mess?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
What a start to a show?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Three hours or three minutes in and we've talked about
nothing except technical difficulties next.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Time, How was it you put in.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
A lifesaver before doing a podcast where you have to speak,
and now you're making all these.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ill this But I was getting all these like tickles
and dry like throats at work today. I was having
drive off though. I just want to make sure that
I didn't have that.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And I have my coke, yeah, diet coke. And that
is that is the lunch of marathon champions. Yeah, marathon
are in the house like good.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Since the marathon, I had like Donald's right after.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Monday.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
So just so people know, Stephanie ran a marathon. I
did it.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I finished America.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I know that's what we should start with, Like.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
What you ate not not like one of the big
name ones.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I did the main It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Distance is the same distance, yeah, the same.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
But everyone like around here they're like, oh you ran Boston.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I was like, no, no stuff, boss sent up your ass.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I want good. It's a big name.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
It raises a lot of money, but twenty six point
two miles is twenty six point two miles and if
you if you put it in your.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Head, no, everyone just like assumes around here just because
like we live around here.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
So yeah, nope, I did it. I finished it.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It took, it didn't take forever. You did.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You had a good time.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I finished before the time limit. They did have a
time limit of six hours, and I've finished before that,
of course she did. I thought I was really gonna
I thought I was honestly gonna finish like four minutes
and like fifty eight seconds.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I was really four minutes and fifty eight seconds.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Four hours, yeah, yeah minute, that's oh god, I met.
I thought I was gonna like really finish like in
that later part of the four hour range. And there
were a lot of fucking hells bro And that was
like the one thing that I thought about when I

(05:54):
was running. I was like, oh, I should have just
done like one or two more outside just and like
just in our neighborhood, because our neighborhood and I'm not
gonna say where I live, but people listen, who know
where I live in Londonderry. It's just like full of
hills up and down, Like you don't if you run
around like our entire little like spot for like ten

(06:18):
or thirteen miles. It's just gonna go up pail downhill,
kind of flat, uphill, downhill, kind of flat. It's all us.
It was all of us, and it's just like this
kind of suck. And but I was like whatever, I said, like,
if I had to walk ten miles, I'll walk to
mouths and I didn't. I didn't do that. We'll start
it off way too fast for myself. I was like

(06:42):
running a nine minute, like fifty eight second pace. I
was like doing like for me, like some people are
probably like aslow as fuck, Well, fuck you, why why
don't you fucking run a marathon and train for five months?
Dick show. Yeah. So so I was like at mile
five when I saw how fast I was going, I

(07:03):
was like, wow, that's awesome. But I knew like I
physically wouldn't have been able to like maintain that, and
like I didn't train for that, So I really didn't
want to be like all the other fucking dudes I
saw broken down on the side of I felt bad
and they probably were like I can't believe this bitch
is passing me. But there are a lot of people

(07:27):
that were like breaking down. I was like, I'm not
going to death.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
So I'm not going to do that. I'm not into break.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Although I want to like finish, and like my whole
goal was that I was going to finish the marathon.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh you just make sure you kept it at the
easy easy pace. O. Well yeah, and I really don't
want to not easy pace, but you're.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, I was not going to like mess myself up,
which if.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You had tried running it, you would you would have
jacked yourself up.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah. If I get myself trying to go at that pace,
I don't. I would have like then like toasted like
sixteen seventeen miles and would have had to walk like
a lot more. So I just like field it back.
And I finished my half in just about like two yeah.

(08:12):
So that was actually like five minutes lower than my
last half.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
The wall is stand.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
So and then I couldn't maintain that pace because they
started having even though they said it was going to
be more downhill after the half, sure wasn't. It sure wasn't.
And my eighteen through twenty that's when I kind of

(08:43):
did like I didn't walk, but I did a run
walk a little shuffle and for like for like the
water stations and stuff like that, like I just walked
to them. I drank my water. I didn't like throw
it run like I just I took the time to
just like take that little bit of rest and then
just go. And I remember I texted you at like

(09:06):
mile twenty where I was like, I'm done. I don't
I don't want to do this anymore. And then you
were like, I'm at mile twenty one. And that was
like the last bit because like I had seen your
an uncle at mile five, and then my two cousins
were at mile eleven surprise me. So that was like
a burst that I needed to shout out to Citty, Britain,

(09:30):
Turk and Mike and I ding It and Big Mike,
and and then when you said you were at twenty one,
I was like, oh boy, okay, I can do this.
So I was just like just start running again. So
I just kept on running and I was like and
then I saw you when I was screaming, I don't
want to do this anymore. And then and then they

(09:54):
ran and then the last part it was it was
pretty good, but like I thought I had to puke
at one point, like before I saw you, and I
knew it was just because like I drank like some
gatorade versus the water, and it just made me feel nauseous.
But I didn't want to like puke on like someone's
like lawn and it just would have been like water
or whatever. So I was like, Okay, there's another aid

(10:17):
station after this. So once I got to that one,
I paused my watch and I tried to like cew.
Nothing came out or whatever, but I blew my nose
and spit as much stuff as I could, and I
just said, Okay, this is gonna be a long last bit,
but do it. And then I wish I could say

(10:43):
I ran from twenty five to twenty six, but it
was so hard.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It was like I was just yeah, and it was just.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, it was not It was not a beautiful day.
Tell but your why is not bad?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It wasn't bad. The start of it wasn't bad. It
was like for me, if it could have just like
like just stopped raining it like some point of the race,
and like again it was.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Like that it was just enough, like an annoyingrizzle.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
It was a fine miss. So like anyone running, it
didn't really bother you because you were moving through it,
but like you were standing.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It would have been right, like whatever you shouldn't do.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, So I wish it was just stopped or like
the sun came out a little bit more. But if
it had like stopped and the sun trually came out,
it would have been it was already like super like
humid anyway, right.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But no, I got a cute little sweacher.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And a nice metal and I got wrapped up in
one of those tinfoil things. I was excited. So it
was a real marathon.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, you looked, you looked the part.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
And I got my poppy.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, I brought. I brought all the stuff you wanted.
You had your bag, your go bag or.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Whatever that was.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I said, just give it to me when done.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yep, make sure to have this. O Jesus, if I
forget this, she's gonna be pissed.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, And I opened up my poppy.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah when I like and everybody loves Raymond moment like,
oh no, I have forgot stuff and he's bag what
do you think was in there?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
And then we go to the store and just try
to like buy random things. It was like, oh man,
maybe she had marshmallows in it. M hm. So but yeah, prepared,
we had breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
The woman you were running with, her husband and I
are friends, so we were we were waiting for you
guys to finish it up. So we're like, yeah, we
want to get breakfast. So we're like, yeah, sure, fuck it,
let's go get breakfast. So he had run the five k.
This is the first time ever that I was not
involved in any running and the.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Rest of you athletics supporter, Yeah, it loved it.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Big old fucking jockstrap for this one.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, I know how I felt for all the fucking races.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, prior to this one, seventy you were wishing to
participate in any of them.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
You were like, if someone had to watch all the children, okay,
al right, yeah, well all the adults.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ran, Okay. Well, I don't know, it sucks to be you.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You could we could have hired somebody.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
What's that you didn't have kids to watch? It was
just yourself.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It was yeah, just it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It was nice in the hotel room, like, oh but
and then we went to get breakfast and we had
breakfast and we were leaving. It's like, hey, geez, I
think the race is going to be coming through.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
You guys, did because it did say mile twenty one, like, yeah,
by the So you guys didn't even see that marker
at all or any name.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
No, we did not, no, because there's only going one direction.
Do you remember what restaurant it was the main diner?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh geez, that's where you guys went to.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh we had breakfast right at the place you passed us.
It was literally that plaza.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh yeah, I didn't see what diner.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was that like you were at, yeah, maintime, So
it was it was good. But then we were like, oh, yeah, shit,
I guess if they're going to be coming by. It
was perfect timing, really.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, I know, and her and I were pretty much
not neck and.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Neck, but pretty close at that point. We was, guys,
about five minutes at that point.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, it was like between that eighteen and twenty. Her
and I were both like walking a little bit, and
she was she was running more than I was, and
I was just at the point where it was like
I'm just gonna and I was like walking fast, you
know what I mean, I wasn't. I wasn't like slow

(14:48):
or anything. So I was just like I'm just not
ready to and there's do with these hills bro at
mile twenty. It's like, that's like the last thing I
fucking need.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Like the last thing I now after all of that.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
But I will say on Saturday, I did work at
the restaurant this yeah, the day before, the day before,
and one of the girls that I was working with
she had ran it before and she was like, oh,
that was hard. She goes, I thought that was harder
than Manchester for me. Now it was her first marathon,

(15:27):
and I was like what. I was like, I thought
it was supposed to be flat, like you know some
hills were she goes, Oh, no, there's like a lot
of hills, like a bunch of them. Like I'm like,
oh my god. So I left and I was like scared,
Like I was actually like for the first time throughout
the entire training, I was like, oh my god, I'm
actually fucking nervous to do this. Like I'm very scared now, and.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I just kind of like we went out Saturday night
and then we were just in the hotown. I was like,
you know what, whatever's gonna it is what it is, Like,
I can do this. They'll be fine, Like if it's silly,
then I'll walk like whatever. So I woke up the
next morning in like a better spot, like, well, at
least I know it's tilly, like I don't have to
be surprised, like I can whatever. And thank god I

(16:17):
got myself over it, because if I hadn't gotten myself
over it before we got there, there were other people
who had ran that race. They were like, yeah, it's
definitely not flat, like there's a huge one at my
old twenty. So I was I was actually kind of
very happy that I kind of knew right. But the

(16:41):
whole time, well not the whole time, but there are
like a few times that we were running and my
friend you know, caught up with me or whatever, and
she like run past me. She's like, who, why did
we do this again? Like I'm like, you picked this one.
She's like, no, I didn't. I'm like I wanted to
do the sheep went in April and I couldn't find it.

(17:03):
Like I was just like nope, I like had given
up doing that because like I had gotten sick, and
I was like, no, you found this butt on saying
I'm gonning.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I was like, well you got it done. Yeah, and
now that it's over.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh sorry, but keep going.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
No talking about breakfast. What you're talking about. That's when
you guys just decided to wait for ye No, that
was it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
That was the whole story. Yeah yeah, yeah. So all
I was gonna say, I guess again.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Is now that it's over. You've always said that one
of the main reasons you did it to begin with
was because you talked shit to me, because like how
I looked when I finished, So now I finished at
this point, do you at least sympathize or feel bad

(17:59):
for top sucking ship about how I looked when I finished? Again,
you did it because you talked shit. Do you now
say you know what I've done it? I shouldn't have
I shouldn't have given kind of hard time.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I mean, I'm gonna run my mouth, I'm gonnau but
like no, but it's like I felt bad when I
said it because it's like I saw and like that
now I I knew, like when you ran the like
that's a lot, Like that's that's just like a lot,
Like so I got it. That's why I ran and
stayed with it because I'm like, I shouldn't have said that.

(18:34):
That's like whatever, and it's like you run a lot faster.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Than I do. Well, I don't.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I don't run anymore when you did, so, it's like
for like that's like honestly, like I saw like how
pro content by like pushing yourself when your body's saying
like stop right like so I was just like, I'm
not gonna do that, not on race day. That'd be terrible. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, I just sweat too much.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, you also have like a glandular problem like landolar
what well? Yeah is that like your sweat fans?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh, I don't know. I just sweam.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It made me sound like I have like cancer. I'm
like a gross person.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
The way you said you have a.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Glandular issue, like I smell or something you do sweat?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Oh my god. Some of the people male and female
that ask sweat I saw on them.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Some people probably piss themselves. Some people don't even want
to stop for bathrooms. Honestly, they'll just piss themselves.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
But people will see it.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
They won't see it.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It looks like, especially on a day like that, just
just rain and sweat.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's what you're gonna think. What are you gonna be like?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is that urine?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh? Yeah? People piss themselves running.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Because they don't want to lose thirty second like they
might be going after like thirty seconds for like just
let it go, like like you're running in the ocean,
run faster.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I guess you don't even have then you could take
a pet to the party. Wow, that's crazy. No, I
didn't see anyone pissed themselves.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well yeah you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
It's not a lot of guys whipping their dicks out
on the side of the road. Like I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
But what.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
What kind of race was this? I thought you were
running a marathon, not a fucking o.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It's like guys like run off into the woods. Yeah yeah,
just like, no, I didn't actually see any.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Like the way you said that, just whipping dicks out
during a marathon.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Like what the fuck are you trying to give it
some flare.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Jesus Christmas?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It orgy marathon.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, but just very a lot of people's sweating.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
It was just like, yeah, that usually happens.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I saw some guy in a fucking cliff bark running.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, that's a good source of feeling.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You ate jolly ranchers like calories, but sucking on it.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's like I can't imagine, just like chewing and running.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
But people have those like waffles, like those stoof waffles. Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What I couldn't ever get into were like those gels.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's what they were giving out. I didn't try kind
of fuck you.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Open that ship while you're running in your hands sometimes
don't work.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It's like, yeah, some girl honey stick.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh that's yeah, that's good. I mean it's good sugar.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, she was running.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
She was running pretty good. I think she finished because
I was. I was running with her A good, A
good I think of like the later part of it.
And she just kept like a very even like slower
pace where like she didn't have to walk. Yeah, so

(22:11):
she was like she was killing some of like the
big hills by like just slowly shuffling up there.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
So yeah, you know it's a big one for runners. You.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I think you'd like this, you know, it's a big one.
Pickle juice, pickle juice, full of electrolytes, it's full of good.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
We're gonna put it.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You carry it with you like a.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, I don't like to carry stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, then I guess you don't get can't.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Fit in my front or back pouch? I can't you
get no pickle juice then yeah, I mean if you
could put it in like some type of.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Traveling like maybe instead of gatorade, you could get a
cold glass of pickle juice and give your body all
those salts back.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Now, of course I'm getting all this fucking real shit on,
like marathons and run.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Of course it can sens me.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
And of course there are like more people like me, like.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
It's like a dippy Do you like a fun Gal so.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh the fun Gal marathon algorithm.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
But this but this girl was running it. She's like, oh,
let's do let's run a marathon without even training, which
I I know that upsets you. What people who like
run marathons is a training? Does that upset you or
not upset you? No?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
No, no, no, it doesn't upset me.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
They run fast.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I mean no, I know. I mean it's not you.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Don't want anybody to beat you, But I don't expect
to win either. If I the situation you're probably referencing,
like I knew somebody who just decided on a whim
to run a marathon. Yeah, and he basically finished at
the same time I did, and I had trained. Yeah,

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in that ration, it's like, no, it is what it is.
If if we had run a half marathon at that
time and I'm not trying to be whatever I would
have I would have absolutely destroyed him.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Why do you guys even rematch?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't know what that means. I don't know why
you're saying it, and like that's weird.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh, just to like, I don't know, just like how
a rematch?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
No to do like like you run a half and
he run a half, and like, see who's fast?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So you want you want me to compete with another man?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Here? What what am I getting out of this? This
feels weird? What if I lose?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
And then you're like, oh, I don't know, Yeah, now
you think less of me. I couldn't do it now,
Oh my god, fucking one legged skunks could.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Fucking beat me right now?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Do you think I could beat you?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Tell yeah you think?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Okay, well you saw my halftime. You think it would
take you long gonna run a half than what I
did the other day.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
If as of right now, if I put on some
fucking running shoes and went outside to do.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It, we couldn't a half.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I couldn't run well, no, I mean, that's what we're
basically saying. I for one mile, I'll yes, I'm I
could still run faster, like if it's just one mile
all out. But other than that, No, it almost got me,
It almost got me.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Got nervous.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Oh did you no?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Not no, not no?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Did you almost want to run the five k? No?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
No, five k's a fucking waste of money. Five k no,
no offense to anybody, But fucking three miles that's a.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Warm up run.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, we all want to stings with that. It's like
something gross to.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Anybody that does it and gets joy and satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, but like sometimes it does stink with like raises
are expensive.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Sometimes I either expensive to run three miles and you're like,
oh my god, I did it and you do it
in twenty seven minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
There is like that one that cheap marathon where it's
like you just get the ribbon or whatever, but it's
like still fun like to do it. It's too bad
that they don't have more like kind of like fun
five k's like that, which I mean they do here
and there, but they're still like I think it'd.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Be better just charge people five bucks and just don't
you just don't pay to stop traffic, just like fucking
have at it. This race was five dollars. If I live,
I get to keep this shirt.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
That would be kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, it's a cheap one man five bucks.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Here you go put all over the town. We're running
a race today. Watch out for runners.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh you don't fucking more than anybody.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
You just get the runners out there, maybe thinking that
the ball cars just fucking swerving.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
At its like like the apocalypse, Like all these people
are just running.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, and it's a five case, so they're all going
fucking full bore. And then you get those straggler zombies that.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
The back, Like, how would you start on like a road?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh, you just have to pick a place.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
You have to You could do someone's neighborhood. Oh, that's
how they do the turkey that one, that turkey trot
we did that was no police you know, Okay, the
turkey drot one that we did in Windham, that's in
someone's neighborhood. There was no police there at all. Yeah,
you just parked on the street and just had to
walk to the front yard and there the neighborhood and

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then all the neighbors knew and then that was it.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I guess it would be kind of cool to put
like like if you picture Keene right because you get it,
hold on just because you have the center of town,
right yeah, or even Londonderry. No, no, listen, it could
be Londonderry the common.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Right, Yeah, everyone starts with a common.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
The trophy is in the commons and you you have
to you can't get it until you've run three miles.
The first one to run three miles and end there
and get the trophy, they wait wherever you want. You
just have to run three miles, so you have to
try to be close. Everybody's going to be running like

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around the Common area to try to rack up three miles.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's on their watch. They have to show you have
to have a watch. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm just flushing out ideas here. I'm just seeing what's
sticks against the wall. Maybe not the best work. I'm
just saying. It could be from one side to one
side to the other of what the commons.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That's eighteen feet Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
It could be through all the apple orchards. Now that
would be a nice run. Yeah, there you go, like
all the apple orches of London area.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
There's a couple of them stepping on squishy apples.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Falling on your head. Yeah, fucking sweet. The Johnny apple
seed five k.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
That would be fun. Oh cute, there's two apples. Well,
actually the three are actually all pretty close together. That
would be fun.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh, Orchard Hills five k.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
If anyone's listening in London dairy, especially Sunny Crests ice cream,
that'd be a fun one. They could start there right,
started Sonny Crest and ended like Matt do it. Someone
in Londonderry figure this out? Who runs?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Get it going?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
That'd be so fun. Save the water for Londonderry. That's
what the race should be for. Yeah, all the water
in that area is condamnited.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
No people should know because people Oh no, I'm just
saying that's bad. Okay, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I didn't know, but I'm a resident and I've got.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
We have city water.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
We have city water, but some people in our town
do not.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
And there was like pfast and stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, and like the stays like it's crazy, save the water,
run the orchards.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, what do we start? What are we starting here?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Revolution.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh my god, it's like that casino commercial. You don't like.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh, Oh, that's just because that girl, she's like mid
at best and it's like a local casino. So you know,
it's like I still say, it's like the owner's wife
that he had in the commercial. Like she's just she's
on the cusp of being a background person in a
Tide commercial and she's like, hey, everybody joined the revolution,

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like she's they're showing.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Her like it's the same commercial for years.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, I know, so she's probably mabe.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
She's dead now, I don't know, but she's at the
Sorry Jesus Christ, Stephanie, it came from the depths of Hell.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I think it came out from my race.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, you're just holding on to that PRD.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So this lady they show, I'm pulling the slot handle
and like she's throwing and everything she's doing, she just
looks like a fucking.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Used up or I know she's terrible.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It wouldn't make me. I don't even I would never go.
I would never go to that place just because of
those ads. It makes it look cheap, it makes it
look real cheap. And then I think they're the same
place that also shows the commercials like we love this
casino and it's people they interview, like one dude has
like four fucking teeth. I swear to god, it's like

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all the people that go to your casino, this is
who you pick. Like what a trash bag place it
must be. It must be the fucking hefty sack of
the fucking betting world, of course it is. Oh yeah, okay,
all right, yeah, Oh that's it. Yeah, that is it

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in there. Oh that that was a shithole back.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
A movie theater her back in the day.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It was out back, way out back. Yes, it was
a movie theater. I do remember that, Josh Bareley Queen
City Cinemas or something. Whoa look at her slum and
with some man's Vegas strange.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I don't know how. No, I think we picked her
up there.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh oh, we drove her there, my mom. She was
probably meeting a boy.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
You don't think she was meeting a boy she went.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You think she went to the movie theater in Manchester
just because all the tickets to Jurassic Park were sold
out that day? What else would she be there? Why
do you think all the fucking over friends were like,
you know, we should watch a movie. Let's go to Manchester.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
You had movie theaters? Down your way.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
We did have one London. I'm just saying, just remember that.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Act like she couldn't have been meeting or maybe it
wasn't my sister, I don't know, maybe wasone else's sister.
And now you just picked up something.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Remember, I just remember your movie theater there.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Your dad's not a serial killer, is he? Or he
just you were in the car while he's just picking
up random teenage girls.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
It might not have been like like I said, It
could have been like maybe it was like with someone else.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Your story sucks, Just so you know that was fucking terrible.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I just remember the moves there. I could have sworn
it was my sister.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Don't do that, remember, I'm not asking.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah it before we get to another thing. I had
this crazy thing and you wanted me to save it.
It's just a quick story. It's nothing, nothing crazy. But
I was at the gym today, and usually if anybody
goes to the gym, you kind of get used to
your normal cast of characters, same people, you see him,

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you kind of recognize him. Every once in a while,
a newbie will come along who just mildly up ends
the balance. Of Ken's universe, because sometimes these newbies come
along and they're doing fucking weird shit in the gym,
and it's it just bothers me. Now, this guy, I'm

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not judging, I'm not judging, but he had a few tattoos,
and those tattoos started I'm assuming actually I know now
at that point from head to toe they were literally
face all the way down. He was, in fact Baul,

(34:36):
but not the guy from the London dairy gym who also.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Has face tattoos and is bald. I do not know
that guy.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Weg works there at the Londonderry one, but here in Merrimac.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
So anyway, no, why did you ask if he was bald?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh? Because with like yes, but he also had like
one of those hats he was I think I think
he was ethnically confused. He was a very white man
with all the face tattoos and stuff. But he was
dressed and yet what we might determined to be an

(35:11):
urban style baggy baggy pants like sweatpant kind of material,
but really big, like a jersey.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Like a basketball jersey.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, kind of a game. Not going to a game,
and not for.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Me, honestly, with fellas I just think jerseys should be
worn by the players or if you're going to the
sporting right or on the slim chance you're going to
watch a very big game for the team at someone's
home or restaurant.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
But other than that, But that's just rules for jerseys.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I don't, but it's style.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
So he also.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Happens to smell like a combination of one of my
parents' ash trays and Bob Marley's hat.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Okay, he's been smoking some weird he's.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Been whatever whatever he could get his hands on. He
had been smoking it, and I believe the quantity was
enough that even from ten feet away I could smell him. Okay,
Then he gets on a machine, the leg machine, which whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Do your think today?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
It was not leg that he was not in any
way in my way, I'm just cavetching, as an old
person might do because I'm old, and this guy's already
like a freak, like it's a lot. But then he
gets up and he starts doing weird Well, hold on,
so he's doing his weird up down squat throat. Rusty

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moves next to the machine and working up a fucking
you know, in the world of the face tattoo.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Your age younger.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I couldn't tell you. He was almost he was almost
timeless his face, because well, when you've.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Got timeless, when you have like a look in an
age though, I'd like that. I'd love to be called
you look timeless, because.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
He was literally like actually a compliment.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
But he could have also been fifteen.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
And he looked like he was sixty.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Well he shouldn't be smoking them fifty.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
But if he was sixty, he looks kind of forty,
you know what I mean, Like just a weird, a
weird dynamic.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
If you saw the guy, be like, that's tough to gauge.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I don't go to that.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That's okay, you're not missing anything, so I don't think anything.
He's doing his own thing. He's working up a lather,
getting that funk. Just spread it around, appreciate that. I'm
sure I work out earlier in the morning, like mid morning,
like nine thirty ten, nine thirty ten, and generally I'm

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there with a lot of Q tips, you know what
I mean, A lot of the Q tips, A lot
of the older folks, a lot of the just hangers ons,
you know, I think they're seeing it. But there I
think old people have really done a better job adjusting
to the to the purple hairs and stuff. It's like,
I don't think they enjoy it, but they just chalk

(38:25):
it up to like, well, what the fuck am I
gonna do about this? Depend Yeah, I'm too old to
give a fuck you.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You look like you look like a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So anyway, they I think everybody sees this guy. Everybody
acknowledges again Ashtray smell it's lovely teach there on. As
I am leaving, I go to the bathroom. I'm walking out,
he comes. He's over in the shower area.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
So you've been You've been spending your entire Jim ship
with him?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Well I didn't. No, he showed up after me, okay,
And I think he was done just before I was.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Okay. So like I said, you put it, you put
in boot tag.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
So he's in the locker room there and he says
to me, as I'm leaving, he goes, he's okay, I
bet I could do more push ups for twenty bucks.
Oh my man, don't bet And I said, I bet
you would, because my shoulders would give out in about
thirty seconds. See you later, tattoo man, go back to

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tattooing wherever.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
The fuck he came from.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
No, did he try and follow you out to hurt you? No?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
No, I think he recognized.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
However, I looked that I might want to bet on
doing push ups against him for twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
One bro, don't got twenty bones on himself.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, I don't have anything jokes on you, tattoo man.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I ain't got oh cash.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Second, he don't bet.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
No, don't talk to yeah. So anyway I had that on.
There's crackhead push ups.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, he's trying to earn some cash to the maybe
just a means of gambling.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
That his way of just Hey, remember the.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Time I thought we could do for every person that
talks to me randomly, you immediately know they're a terrible
judge of character.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I talked to you.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
What wait? What like strangers?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
People who like randomly talk to me, You know that
they're a terrible judge of character because they would if
they were a good judge of character, they'd know, like,
let's not talk to that guy. Why my face slopes
to one side? And I don't think anybody would.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Call me sweet?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, how am I sweet?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
You're an asshole, but not all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Not when you're I'm sleeping.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Sometimes that's when you argu you're snorn.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Whatever, shut up you and Doug.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right, So we had this one, I think it was.
It was it became a mutual peeve this week. And
I'm telling you right now, I feel like we're really, really,
really on the cusp of being done with fucking going
out to eat. I'm really on the fucking I'm on
my last nerve with it. I'm tired of the fucking money.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I am not dropping. I'm not dropping the day we
went out to the restaurant, and I'm not dropping the restaurant.
Why because I'm not doing it because I'm just not
what No, okay, And anyone who listens to show and
wants to know where the restaurant is, I will tell them, No,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I won't say where it is. But like we went
out on, we can say where we know because.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
People I'm not, I don't know which what it shouldn't matter.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Enough. What is this?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
We don't have any sponsors. I'm not gonna say the
name of the restaurant. But we went out on fucking
Cinco to Mayo. Yeah, all right, Yeah, we went out
for Cinco de Mayo, which I told Stephanie right from
the like, it's gonna fuck.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
It's always busy. But I'm trying to be better.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I've talked about it on here to my fucking ken's
own personal therapy that I'm doing just by myself of
trying to be a better fucking human, being a better husband.
So I don't just immediately say.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Oh, that's gonna suck.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I don't want to do that, Like I'm not gonna
put you through that to the rest of your life
or however long you fucking put up with me. But
but at the same time, it's like, oh my god,
we're going out for fucking to a Mexican place on
Cinco de Mayo, and it's like, what the fuck do
we expect?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Well, fucking two in the afternoon on a Monday, the
restaurant is a fucking ghost how there are two people
in there and I think they were sleeping on a table.
But of course the fucking bar area is packed to
the fucking gills with towny retards.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
It wasn't even it. Honestly, we have eight works in yeah,
it was. It wasn't it. It was not packed to
the gills the way we've seen it before. I did
not have a seat, okay, I know, but it still
wasn't packed to the gills like it was like it
was for a Monday at the time.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
We went busy.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
It was, yeah, it was busy, and it's like, of
course it was an't good to MYO. So it's like
not even whatever they one, we're rude as fuck, like
rude as.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Fuck, like on a day, which is not us people.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I know, there's one open seat at the bar, so
I sat there because we knew we were just getting drinks,
like we weren't, so there's like why take up a
table for like people who are like, we're literally just
getting a couple of margarita's and we're going home, like
that's all we're doing, like we're not doing anything else.
So we sit down. They come over. They had like

(44:12):
some type of little menu, and maybe it would have
been nice to see what it was. I don't know,
but I see I was just like, you know what,
we'll take two house margaritas whatever. They're pre mixed, by
the way, so all they have to do is fucking
flip the tab open, so they're not even like there,
it's it's not fresh lime juice, like it's not anything

(44:35):
like that.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Like these are not being bucket mixed.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Like it says it's not, but it says it's like
a better t killa. But whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Plastic cups.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Plastic cups, which, like I I get it. I can
appreciate it because it's like it is going to be
busy in the amount of like running out of glasses
one hundred percent, so that part I could care less.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That did hard to me.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
A premium so plastic co Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Had I known that, like the House Marguerites, which are
normally like I think probably like ten dollars, eleven dollars fifteen,
I would have Yeah, I would have just ordered. I
would have just ordered like patron and lime juice like
like super chill. Like I wouldn't even have messed around
with like whatever if I was going to be.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Fifteen dollars house, like you should be at a place
getting a fucking specialty rita for fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, I mean like they're because they're normally like not
even that expensive, so cause I know, like and I
don't even think that they were doing some of like
their specialty one. So it was just it was just
like very very very very very very very very poor
service and there was actually like no need for it,

(45:50):
and like what was like sad was just watching the owners.
And I don't know if it was like someone else
who owned it or if it was like maybe like
a like a rep for like maybe it's Tequila Bran
company that like later on would have been doing giveaways.
It just like you could just say like they were

(46:12):
spending all their time with like their friends when it's
like the restaurant was drowning and people who wanted service
but they had like enough bus boys who were like, oh,
I can't do that for you, right, Oh I can't
do that for you, Like there are plenty of people
looking for like more service or to talk to someone,
and like no one was doing it, and it was

(46:32):
like in such an earlier part of the day.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
But I bet in a way they were so jacked
up that it was synco to my like it's gonna
be our busiest day, it's gonna be crazy, we get
all that extra.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
They're like assholes right from there.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Well, maybe that they were just like they were being
thrown into the fucking front lines. I don't know what
it was, but it's like, at fifteen dollars of margarita,
We're actually lucky that the service was shitty, because if
we had each had three, we probably would have dropped
fucking dead.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah, because they were like they just like, yeah, they
definitely weren't like they were ship like. Yeah, it just
didn't feel like they were like I could we got
some tequila.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
But it was just you know, I think we got robbed.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
But it is what it is. Never again with that place.
I think it's on my list of not going back there.
Like there's there's other places that we can go.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Like fucking pizza.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
No, Like, there's literally like two other places that are
like almost like equidistant to our house. So it's just
that one is. That one's off the list.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
So all done, all done with that place. I'm just
really all done to eat.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I get it, Like, no I feel like going out.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
No ship you do, Stephanie, No ship you do.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Actually you know which place I liked that?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Oh you're going to say this one out loud.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, that del Rio was placed in dairy, the one
that Lily took us to. Like what I like that place.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Of course you did, of course you. That was a dumpster,
literal dumpsters.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
You don't have to deal with anyone. You just put
your stuff up. You ordered everything you wanted and then
it just came to you.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
That was fucking terrible, terrible that place. Oh my god,
they gave you a number.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
It was but you know the place you like closes down.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, get too awesome. It was too advanced for anyone
to show up. Yeah, oh yeah, because I'd really like
to order, like order my fucking.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Or maybe oh my god, oh my god, not that
we ever get political, and I'm not going to really, but.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
What if that they what do you think they get deported?
I don't think they would have time to put up
a sign not hold.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Before before I get on that I'm not gonna do
maybe somewhere, maybe somewhere before you put me on that plane.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
So I have to leave a message for my restaurant hours.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Hold on, I have to type it. It was, yeah,
it was.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It wasn't like just like I can comba.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
We go.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Are you to me?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Remember years ago when we went to that Mexican place
in Methuin and we got like those like beers was
shot at them, and they were like twenty five dollars beer.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's back when we had we didn't have two fucking
nickels to rub together.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Were like, let's go here, let's go here.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Oh would you like that pumpkinhead with a shot of
vanilla vodka?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
And we were like yo, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Then we got the bill and it was half a
month's fucking rent.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Like, oh my god, yeah, God, whatch fun?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Fun? Fun?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Fun is being at home sometimes so.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Seriously, sometimes, Stefan, are you running me ragged? Like, oh,
today is the busiest day ever for this I got
his tickets.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Oh it's the busiest day. We're going out from Mexican. Oh,
it's the busiest day. Jesus Christmas. I wish there was
a fucking Sinco to ice cream that's when we'd be out,
But then there'd be a fucking line two hundred people long.
It's better to just go the day.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
One day later, we would have had all the house
Margarita's we could have ever wanted one day.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Still probably a bad attitude, bad attitude, And I swear
to god, we've gotten a bad attitude, like the last
couple of times, like it's been.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I want people to understand, like you and I literally
we walk into a place and we just we just
set and we just whatever service. We're never like oh
Garson or anything like.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know, we're not demanding.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
We went out to our other place on Friday.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah see, I think maybe what we should do, well,
how about we meet in the middle. Okay, we're gonna
we're on a compromise. All right, we can continue to
go out to eat, but it always has to be
the same place.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
That way, what place well we could do has to
have a variety, kend. You can't just have the one
you like and that you can eat all the time.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I think, I think the place in Dairy, No.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
That Foundation place like that place, but I can't have.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
No the menu changes all the time, Stephanily. So it's
literally like goeing to a different restaurant, but the service
is good. We like it.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Would you wouldn't you rather get? I guess, like, what
is it else? You riot?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I could At that point I could then start just
figuring different things off.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Then right, what do you.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, you know what you're getting?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I didn't you know?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
And you don't.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I did like when we went there that the menu
had changed, but not so much that it was like, oh, no,
where's our favorite thing?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
You know, because I've gotten the burger there before and
I got the last time and I know it was good.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
And then they have pad tiy I've gotten burgers the time.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, I think they have a few that are like
probably like easy.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Like but that's a and I'm not saying like obviously
like forever forever, but I'm.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Just I'm kind of just to I don't want to
say it because they'll probably close.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah they will, they will, But I'm just tired of like, oh,
let's go out, and it's like, what did.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
We just fucking paid for? We just paid for? Sometimes
really people.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
In the restaurant too.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
For a while. Well yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Opened it for a clock and we were there at
four oh three or something.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
It was really pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
No, we got there five. We got there like five.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I feel like it was really early in their opening
and we were the first people in the entire restaurant.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
But I had worked.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, I'm hungry now, fucking starving, starving.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Let me tell people, when you you're cutting your calories back,
it sucks, but it works.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I'll say that.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I don't want to have Steffanie jump in and tell
me not to talk about stuff. No, No, I'm just
I finally kind of I think I kind of finally
figured out how many calories I need each day to
to lose, you know, just to lose some body fat.
Oh god, galleries a day, twelve hundred calories. I mean
that's what people eat when they're I think people consume

(54:02):
more than that when they're dead. Like, no, it's twenty
five hundred calories a day for you, for me right now,
and that's helping me maintain as much muscle as possible.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
But get rid of some body fat.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Bro, you're like tight, like I touched you the other day,
like last night, and yeah, that's like solid. Like I
dare someone to fuck around with again, like the push
guy like just like yeah, like don't like really like ground,
but like I dare someone just like it was like
push you a little bit, like yo, it's like like

(54:36):
and he's like not even like trying. I bet he's flecting.
Now I'll get Yeah, I can doet now because I
can tell when you get a little like you look
at yourself in the mirror.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
It's I'll say this, like I'm down.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I'm down seven almost eight pounds from when I started
in January, so I haven't lost times because I've also,
you know, messed.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Around with anyone keeping track.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well, you know what, we're talking about your marathon for
fucking forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I'm just asked.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I'm sorry, you never asked about my stuff. So anyway, no, no, no, no,
let's talk about something else.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Everything answered your question that I answered.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Didn't do anything but tell me to stop talking.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I didn't say stop talking.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You just you review the tape. You listen, you'll hear it.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
What an hour a minute fifty five? Yep, you'll hear
it where you're like, oh, geez, I guess I did
kind of tell Kenda stop.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
We've been watching American Idol.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
I think, right, people are going home. That's that's that's
what the show is about. It's not just everyone wins,
so they're sending them home. They're sending them home.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I get.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I get why people stopped watching it.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Why because once your personally memes there no no no,
no no.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Like in years past, like if you stopped watching like
we didn't watch American like you watched it last year
on your own.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah, but I'd like DVR because like it's you got
to keep up with it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Obviously. You can't watch the first episode, last episode to
be like, oh my god, that's the one who won.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
And it's like they're they're they're not just an hour
like they're two to three hour episodes.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, it's yeah, Like so sometimes it's like takes us
a couple of nights.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah, oh my god, but I love it.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It has been good.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I mean, one of these kids on him, one of
these country kids.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Man, I'll tell you he's legit.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Well, that John kid.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, he sounds like a nineties country guy.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, he sounds so good. He's in it. He's still
in the top eight.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah. Yeah, they got rid of. Oh they get rid
of We're a little autistic kid. Well we don't.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I don't know if it was artistic. His name is
Josh and he was the piano player at the North
Carol one of the North Carolina airports. He did so good.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Mm hmmm, so I hope something. Yeah, and then who
else gets at home? Anybody else?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
He wasn't.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I think he was just.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I mean other people get rid of, they get rid.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Of, got rid of.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
All the platinum ticket holders are gone, all the people
who got that platte yea that got they the last
of them just got voted off.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
H yeah, see you later.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I have a feeling for Top three. I'm gonna name
it now, write it down. I think it's gonna be
thunderstorm that John.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
And Wow, Gabby she didn't do so great.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I want to say, well, okay, I can't do like
one or the other. I'll pick Maddie and you pick
Gabby because like, I think that's who you think for like,
because I do think both of them.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Listen to that mom, I know that has She's not
even that great. It's just like whoever, it's a popularity.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
That's what I'm kind of thinking too with some of
these people.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
But America is like, oh my god, ain't she precious.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Oh she's out there saying she got babies at home,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
And she's always like singing gospel stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
She's probably just like she's probably, But that.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Maddie girl, like American didn't.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
It was like the judges picked her for they saved her.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
That's why I was kind of like on the fence. Yeah,
with one and the other.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You think somebody is so good, you don't vote for him,
because you think they must be getting ten billions.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
We have it, and here we are talking. We're not
even vote. We're gonna have to start voting Sunday.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
You gotta pick one of the other, the elections of
American Idol.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Pick one of the other.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Only thing that's nice about American Idol. You can keep
on voting up to ten votes. I have asked, and
I'm not even kidding. I have asked clients.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
There's probably nobody seventy I got. It was terrible for years.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Everyone everyone has given me us. But the number of
votes unless it's just people are just like just over
and over voting like the same people. I don't know,
but I have not I have not found anyone else
who's watching.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
You could have just two million people watch and each
of those use up all ten of their votes, and
that's gonna get you twenty million votes.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Well, I don't know. If we've had so many to say,
you can.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Have up to ten.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah, So if all only two million people may be
watching throughout the entire country, well.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
I'm watching it, I'm not voting, so I know we're.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Not even good watchers.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You're going to start voting for you guys.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I don't know if you can spread our votes around.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Oh yeah, I have ten votes and you have ten votes.
It's per phone and anyone else is out there wanted
to get on just Sunday nights and Monday nights say
the top eight.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah no, I guess you. I mean you have missed
because like we watched from the very beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah so, but just enjoy it like you always take
it so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Homes for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Well, was there anything else on your docket?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
If anybody wants to hear some of my stories, hit
me up, let me know and I'll talk to you.
I'll do a private podcast for you on Patreon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You can pay eight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Cents to just listen to talk about all the things
Stephanie doesn't want.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
To spend me twenty five dollars talk to you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
What wait, did you just say for me to venmo
you twenty five dollars and then you'll talk to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
No, for them to venmo me twenty five dollars and
I'll get you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Ken and you make money off of me. I still
fucking lose.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Oh you know what else? You fucking said this week
that we can like end the podcast on Oh god, sure,
I don't even know how this light came up or
what we were watching or something where you felt that
it was like necessary to say this, but oh jesus,

(01:01:46):
being someone from New England and like knowing, like how
like Bill Belichick's like legacy and like word and like
what built those says like that's it, Like he's won
a super Bowl, He's like this guy is a genius.
Look at how a coach? Like everyone just says awesome

(01:02:08):
things about Bill Belichick right, like in essence, like whatever,
and you at a fucking nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Like you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Bill Belichick is making guys feel good again or give it? No,
I'm sorry for Bill Belichick is giving guys hope again. Yeah,
hope again. And I was like, oh guy, I was like,
you fucking asshole, Like because he's dating someone so young, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
He's giving guys hope. Why is that? I didn't give
me hope?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
What do I hope for?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Why would I hope for anything more than this?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
What if, my god, what if that brod actually listened
to me talk, I'd probably killed myself. And I bet she,
I bet she fucking don't listen she's just on her
phone the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, so that that broad you know, yeah, yeah, he's
fucking seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
It's gross, but it's like, whatever, hold on, can I
just I just really just maybe one point just I mean,
look at him, right, he looks like he looks like
Shrek from New Jersey, right, and you look at her
and you got it you have I mean, my god,

(01:03:25):
he looks like a foot and the foot and she's like, oh, hey,
I like now if that guy didn't have two fucking nickels, Yeah,
Bill Belichick is still Bill Belichick. She loves his love
of philosophy and whatever other bullshit she came up with.

(01:03:47):
If she saw him in a bar and he said, hey,
I'm Bill, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I work at the steel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Mill, she would have been like, get that fuck away
from me, creep, right, what are you doing? Just Bill Belichick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Bench's twenty four year old.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Girlfriend PR nightmare benches are.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Bill Belichick is reportedly sidelining his twenty four year old girlfriend,
Jordan as a followout from the couple's disastrous CBS interview continues.
Seventy three year old coaching is looking to hire a
PR specialist. Leuill Hudson and has been talked with former
Bears VP of Communications for several months. According to Pro Football.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Talk, oh so he sidelined her as his PR person
because she's not doing so well. So now she can
just be his girlfriend again and she doesn't actually have
to be involved in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
That, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
His statement, released Wednesday through UNC, Bill Belichick criticized CBS
for using selectively edited clips and images to push the
false narrative that Hudson was attempting to control the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
They probably edited out such bits as I think he
lacked my boobs, right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I'm just saying, like as if that's the shit she
was talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Yeah, maybe who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
But again, seventy three years old, she's twenty four. It's
obviously fucked up. It's obviously gross whatever it is. But
you know what, again, there's so many there's so many
guys out there right now that feel shitty because girls
will put in there, like I hear on the podcast,
like you'll put in their dating by like nobody less
than like six two or something like makes two hundred

(01:05:34):
thousand dollars, Like these are the standards women put out.
Guys feel like they don't have shot, you know. So
if Bill can do it, anybody can do it. You
can look like a goat's ass still be out there, you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Know, and they're all given Like this girl shit, like,
oh my god, she's crazy, she has whatever, like she's
He could just be using her for sex to and
be done with her in like three months, like he
could be, like Leo, how do we know twenty five
is in his age?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Well, he was with that Linda lady for a long time,
the new Bill. Yeah, and listen whatever. The guy's a
one hundred bajillionaire, like of course.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Yeah, but I think they're in it for fun. I
think they like each other. Yeah, I think it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
But who that's it? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Before Stephanie chokes on another life saver, we've done over
an hour, and you've wasted over an hour of your
life listening to Here we go again.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
I guess I can see it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
What, Okay, save it, write it down because it's getting late.
I don't know if well text it right now? You're
it's just the closing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Closing cargo pants.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Oh yeah, oh I know, yeah, save it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
That'll be good. We'll make a note, all right, So
for all of us here at here, we go with Ken.
I'm Ken, and we will see you next time. Seven