Episode 83

Ken, Stephanie and Doug are all together for this daytime podcast where they discuss topics that range from tv shows to which Disney princesses you could get rid of (poor Mulan).

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back. Here we go again. I'm
ken Doug's and set up with well different Yeah, we're
just different angles, different angles, and Doug Doug is here.
Doug's making a big appearance on the show, episode eighty two.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
He's actually sleeping right now because he was with his
tennis ball and you get to go for a round
and he's kind of tired.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, he's had a real he's had a real hour. Really,
that's all. It is, like an hour and he's done.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, he's so content.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's going to be four next week. I can't believe
he's I know, I feel like he was just just
his tiny little pup walking himself up into his apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
All you better live forever, because I don't have it
in me to go through that emotional.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's already been. He had a few little.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Little like little limp, he had a limp. He definitely
like he just tweaked his shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Played a little too rough one day. We just don't
know what happened. And then you I didn't mean to
squeez him. He squeezed an accidentally.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
He screamed like a like a banshie and yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, remember remember that day that I was trying to
described you when our vet like tried to get him
and he couldn't. Those were the noises and like I
that from I said stop And that's when I called
you and said I'm never going there again.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You can take the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
There, don't you're you're you can't talk to them.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I will, like I just the way that guy like
I just I don't. I don't like no, but they
love you.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
They love you because I'm not insane.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, and like you have the cats running all up
on you.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm allergic, So that's not good. I don't know. You
act like I'm like I'm winning something like you refuse
to go. You hate it there, and then you think
it's like a.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Pride at me, like they never can return my calls,
but you it's like instantaneous, like O, Ken, how are
you got your message?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh? Thanks? I gave him my page your number probably.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
In case they gotta get to me on the d
l Oh no, it's nine one one from the vet.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah. I would need you to call though, because whenston
slow one is pill Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Great fucking yesterday, go to Walmart. That's a trip au.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
To go to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, it's better than driving to Target. That's where I'm
getting to that age where I'm like trying to figure
out what's worse, go to the worst store that's five
minutes away, or drive fucking twenty minutes to go to
the better store. Yeah, and it's like I'm done. I
got I only get so many moments left to this one.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Sometimes that Target.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's not any better than Walmart sometime. Oh oh, like just.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
That the real life?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What did you bump it on the table? Why can't
you just sit still? I mean, one is your husband,
I'm sorry that you have pain. Two, I'm sorry for
the listeners that just had to hear you make the
same sounds as Doug. And then you know, I don't know,
just you gotta stop moving around. You're so like like

(03:32):
a fucking mup get electrocuted.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Sometimes sometimes I just can't.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I just want to move my I just want to
have freedom to move my legs.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
My God, Like, how much better can we get this
set up? And you're still bitching it.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm not bitching at all. I just literally you literally
just insult. I hurt myself.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You have toulted me because I like can't sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I felt bad I just but I'm also saying, like
you anyways, we got to talk about the event of
the of the week.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
We didn't even have about Walmart when we did there.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What I know you were going to talk about Walmart
and why we went to Walmart?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Because no, I don't even thought.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
You want to talk about the bird seed?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh oh yeah, way to bring us back.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Definitely, thank you. Someone.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I was just saying that we had a shopping cart
full of crap, like a lot of crap, and it
was all just to feed animals. It was two different
nothing bird seed. I'll tell you that right now. Those
fucking birds. I'm starting to charge them a fucking mortgage
because feeding birds is god damn's expensive.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, but it helps the environment.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, I don't know how. I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's a transplant.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Birds are the ones that transplants needs to make like
the world keep on growing.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Duh. Weren't you intention to science? Like but ever in
fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is your science class? And then the snake said to Eve, ah.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well that's how you can get like flowers growing different.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't know, definitely. All I know is we're spending
like a fucking Honda a month feet and burrows.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Dog food in the and their vitamins.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Definitely, I know that, and that those fuckers cost me
another four hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Because that that bag will last them animal.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
While animals are a giant waste.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
The vitamins they go through charge for their woofies. Yeah yeah,
I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I was like Aulus after us. When these dogs are
fucking dead, we're going to be moving to Tahiti. I'll
tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'll tell you what those things have saved Winston.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Those great we kept him a live longer. It costs
me more fucking money.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Now he's also taking cosin.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
He's taking eight and one vitamin multivitamin and I got
held vitamin.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So I mean better than so.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean he's he's really taking his like vitamins and
eating clean.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah. Yeah, these dogs they don't have it rough. We're
eating fucking cat food every day, but the dogs.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wait, I have to get you no drain tuna. That's
just so expensive.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, one, it's not expensive, and.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's two O nine.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I just one nine zero, bro. I just went and
picked up the cans.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
No you didn't. I just picked up four today.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh maybe it went up. Maybe you got the wrong stuff.
You ever think of that?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's literally no drain chicken of this day.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I bet you got me no drain shrimp.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Anyways, what are you looking it up?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
But you can get on talking.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Talk to munch yourself, talk amongst yourselves. I don't even
know what the what to say.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, you want to talk about something else? And then
I cut you off?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You cut me off, you bounce me back to Walmart.
I don't know. It's in a wild week. It's only
only tuesday. Did you did you want to talk about
the That's what was the line of the week, the
happening of the week. Do you want to share that?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Not, Oh you don't want to share that? No, that
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It is that will be tattooed in my brain forever.
I'm sure we'll come back.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
But no, you know you're not ready to share that.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, that's just like that's a family.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, like that's just something fun.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, but we we did go we went out.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Certain people who want to know.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, textepite if you want to hear the four one
one on that on that story. But yeah, we did
go out with your with your folks that night and
went to a place you said we've been to. I
don't remember going, so you might have got me mixed up. Yeah,
a long, long fucking time ago, when I had a
different face and name.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Probably used to used to work out differently. Probably when
we went what what is that?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Even me like, you're running though.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, a different place.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
He spilled to drink the food was, Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Well I didn't spill my drink. I knocked over the ice.
Like the fucking tiniest table, there's what eighty four of us?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well, there there was five of us, but we don't
have a bigger table in the bar.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, it was fucking tiny. It was tiny tiny. I
had to put a menu on the floor. I know
I had to put the bes how small the table
was were.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
They probably would have fit up.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, i'll tell you this too, Maybe the these restaurants
with these fucking small tables stop putting all the ship
in the middle. Well that with the fucking candles. It
ain't a candle, no candle, It was just the fucking
center thing. So they can put their bullshit in the
middle and the things.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's tricky when there's give.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, it's too bad that we couldn't have put like
two of the tables here, but that guy, you know what,
kind of stunk, Like the guy who was sitting next
to us by himself, that took up a table of four,
like right in front of the TV. Oh yeah, like
we could have put two tables together and like he
could have sat at the one on the end.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But but anyways, that we went.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Out, we went out the food.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know, he he ate everything, and he kept on
saying those were really good, So.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, I guess I don't know. Going out food, I
don't know, used to be exciting and now I don't
find it exciting anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
What are you what are you looking to have when
you go out?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I don't know. I don't know. The experience is is
always it's basically the same. I don't know, Sephanie, I
don't know. I don't have an answer. I'm just telling
you I'm bitching about it with no solution. Just Oh,
there's a there's a thing about going out to eat.
It's almost all the same fucking food, with the same service,
with the same atmosphere, with the same same same thing,
And the only thing it's doing is fucking casting us

(10:20):
fucking ten times.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
More rushing, nothing on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, it didn't that You're absolutely right, but it was
like the experience was just average.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Had a good time.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, I had a good time. I'm just saying the
experience within the restaurant. So this isn't a judgment about time.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I did say to Hayden, though, I for some reason,
everyone else's drink got brought out to us by our waitress,
but mine, for some reason, always kept on being brought
out by the bartender.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't know why, or she was roofy. No, I
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
But she she brought the first one out and then
you know, I ordered another one.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
And she comes up. She goes, oh, did you get
the mule? Again? I said yeah, and I I go,
I don't know if I really liked her.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
She said again, like did she think you needed a
sponsor or something.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, it was just kind of like you.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Really want a second one of these, like kind of like.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh the mule? Like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Again, now, maybe she could have thought like maybe someone
else at the table ordered one or or whatever, but yeah,
hate I got.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Maybe she doesn't like making them hard, maybe they're difficult,
maybe mixing three fucking liquids is a challenge.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I don't know. It was good though, so I wasn't
gonna have another one.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
But yeah, the margaaritas were pretty good. I had had
a drink out, I had a drink.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Said it a bunch what, I don't know, a drink?
This is really good. I feel like my drink.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well I didn't say the same thing
over and over again. I was just saying they hadn't
They hadn't really had a drink in a long time,
so folkod it's good. It was actually nice to have
a have a drink and be like, oh I feel it, yeah,
versus we felt a couple of years ago. I would
have been like, oh hey, the sixth one started to

(12:24):
kick in.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
You always feel the perspecto right away, but proseco.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Usually I guess, so, yes, what did we have last?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
You literally put in this is the daytime I love
daytime podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Were you the one who wanted to do the nighttime podcast?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Sometimes like the night but I really liked that.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Men have no chance of fu ever.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like the nighttime ones when like, I've gotten right out.
I like to do the nighttime ones Thursday through Sunday.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
But Monday through Wednesday. I prefer to do them during
the day.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, it's nice. We get some sunlight.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And it's nice today.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
After this we can go and I'll tell you mother
Nature is a real fucking cut because it's been gross
weird ropes, gross perrymenopausal bitch with her fucking flip flopping,
a fucking heat and cold and everything else. Fucking mother Nature,
that's what she is. She just up and down and

(13:27):
up and down, and then it's just oh and it's
a fucking water storm for fucking six day. I thought
it was in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I thought it was the Bible.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I thought I was literally in the middle of a
fucking Bible story where it was just gonna rain forty days,
forty nights.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't think I can get two.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Dogs going on the arc.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know how people live in Seattle.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
How people live in Seattle, oh yeah, or London where
it's like oh off, favorite color is great.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Wait, London's it's gray all the time?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Gray in shows. They that's for lighting like what like well,
like when.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
They're outside, like there's not always like rain, no.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Picture, it's not right. I'm not saying it's raining I'm
saying it's gray. They don't get it. Like a lot
of suns, they're very cloudy. Why I don't, I don't know, fog.
But oh it's just great.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
But what about well when you get outside of like
not all of England is.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Like I don't know, I think all of England. Yeah,
you have to look it up. We're not going to
do it right now.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Maybe that's Earl Gray tea too. I don't know, but
it's gray gray. As I know. I'm not gonna say
I'm gonna touch that computer that we're recording on right now. No,
you think I'm gonna just take a chance. Now you're
in the room with technology, I'll click on I'll click
on the fucking browser. No, and it'll chuck.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'll tell you every shift I work my thing just
of course it does like this isn't where I'm like,
oh no, it's not you, it's not you, it's me.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
It's it just it's because.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You're a fucking super tapper. Something that is going wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You're just well, no, there's not too many buttons to press,
like it has like two, but I'll just always hit
on Retrick Red Blue.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Stephanie's bust in it?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
No, no good?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Is it weird? Like being like doing high tech waitressing?
Because back in the day, yeah, back in the day,
you had to write that ship down.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, I still put a computer send it in. I
didn't write I didn't write a lot of orders.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You wrote it that. Now you're doing it at the
table like on a like a handhld devices.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, I mean, I guess yeah in the beginning, but
now no, A.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I I wonder if listen, I hate to say it,
and I this doesn't happen. But with a I there
won't be any need for waitresses because the thing will
just say, hey, what can we get for You'll be
a speaker at the table, and somebody will.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Just want it to want Yeah, so like they want
because literally with the exact.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Saying to them, they can get a fucking scrub for
a nickel, they can get a same to deliver it.
They bring that fucking robot from bjays that you sent
me that. Oh my god, you'd be so excited if
the people that put our food, where's that robot from
bj I love that.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Tally and and someone, oh.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
My god, I hate that thing gets in my nightmares.
I hear and I go, I the I love that thing.
I love it because I.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Go, you know what, it's better than the one from
Sam's Cub that will just mow you over.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Thing I think sometimes sees you.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've seen it go a straight line and literally cut
a hard left to me right, and it's like, what
the fuck?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Like at least Tally Tally just goes up a nice
straight line. It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
But if that thing brought me my food after I
just spoke into the speak and listen. We've used the
We've used the AI lady on my phone lately.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh she's so so, you know, I hope she doesn't
record our conversation.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
So not that we have any like deep ones, but
it's okay. But does she I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't have to see if they keep.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
A record, I'll keep tracking.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
But then, well it does in that way because sometimes
when you talk to it about if you go back,
it'll say, it'll bring up like if I'm like, oh
about would you stop hitting your.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Hands?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah? So yeah, So if you brought it up, you know, like,
oh my god, I'm walking like twenty thousand steps, how
many calaries like like that? Two days later you can
ask a similar question and it'll be like, oh, and
we know that you're walking like twenty thousand steps after
our conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
The other Remember when I told you in Hayden yesterday
that that Instagram girl that like doesn't.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
One by talks twenty thousand miles.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, she works.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I always like it was like standing on business when I.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Said that, Like, don't I can't believe. I know we're
going off on a tanger, but I can't believe people
make fucking money eating food. I just I'm in the
wrong I'm in the wrong line of work because I
can fucking put food back.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I don't know what people just. I think it's I
think it's just like how people just explain.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I watch them and I like to watch I like
to watch that one lady for the different menu ideas.
He's my favorite. And then the other people I don't get,
Like a lot of people who like eat like that girl.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Shows up like every once in a while, but I
don't there's like this other like it's like two blondes
who eat or Jesus something like that.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's it's stumble that website. Yeah, two blondes who eat meat?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
No it doesn't sit or who like I don't know,
it's it's whatever. But it's like two friends, but like
they'll go to like all the different does trial different things,
but like they travel, I don't know them.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Well, I think they're on like jobs, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Like all these people do this as like a side
hustle to their job. So it's like if these girls
like already travel for work, it's like, oh, we can
just record as we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
What could we do locally?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I don't there's a.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Lot of people that just do anything like that one
girl that I was showing you guys, like she only
does McDonald's. Like sometimes she'll do like obviously she had
other things, but she does like a lot of like McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I feel like shit, Like my stomach would hurt so bad.
But I mean I could, Yeah, I could do weird stuff,
but that costs money too. If you don't make that
shit back, you got to get follower, Like you got
to put the time.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, and I don't know how that payout well.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
For Yeah, it's just by views. Yeah, you know you
gotta put it on YouTube, you gotta put it on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, you have to like, but you have to do
like a lot of like work to like really like
for some of the people, Like there's like a few
people that I follow and they kind of just do
like I guess it's almost like an everyday type of
vlog thing because it's like them cleaning, them doing skink care,
like Amazon products, you know, like just weird things. I mean,

(20:43):
like this one girl, like she bought like a nice
house in Texas and she just had a beautiful wedding.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's so crazy that like I know this stuff because
I'm like, oh, my god, like I'll never meet you.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
But but then like sometimes she'll do like her ed
and like all this stuff. It's like my God, Like
you you have to probably put in like thirty hours
like to be a good.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
One, and like you're gonna make that kind of the benefits.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like and she got lucky ducky she got sent from Poppy.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Like fridge, like a big poppy fridge that's in her
garage with.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You duck.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So I mean, like you gotta be like.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Like poppies in our fridge, Like what the oh you
didn't even.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
See the two cases? I ord it off of Amazon.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm just because I know I know what's gonna happen.
Damn's Club is probably being done with them, and they're
not gonna have them, and I can't find like. So
I found them on Amazon and it's a good price.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Imitation.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, No, it's a cherry cola one. You don't like
cherry coke.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't think I like cherry coke poppies you like?
Do you like poppies? You like? One tasted like straight back,
like the Mountain one one was fine. I think, well,
you got a cherry coal one in that fucking lollipop, lollipop, Cindy.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That one had just that that flavor.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That it was a cherry cola and it tasted like
cough medicine fed.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
But they I don't think. I don't think they use
apple cider vinegar.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know though, I don't know what they use
in it, but the flavor one I gonna say.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I haven't I haven't sucked out of I haven't liked h.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm really sure I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Drinking a cherry lime made one now. I like raspberry
rose yep.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Like I haven't tried the watermelon one. I don't know
if i'd like the I'm not really a big watermelon
watermelon stuff tastes like like the grape one.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
What do you like the grape one? I haven't tasted.
The grape on was fine, not bad.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't The cherry lime maid's probably the best. It's like, listen,
all the candies, all drinks, the red ones are always
the best, right, red Life Savers. Nobody wants those fucking
green ones. But who wants a green Life Saver?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Well, lemon lime lemon, that's that's lime.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Lime is green, Lemon is yellow, Like, nobody wants the
green ones. I like the white Life Savers. I don't know, awesome.
What do you mean nobody likes the white one, you know,
the best one? White jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I hate jelly beans.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh my god, You've got a real fucking problem because
jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't really like a lot of chewy candies and.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Well not like metric tons of gummy gummies are different
than chewy. Like I don't want a taffy. I don't
want to toffee. I don't want like.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
A chewy caramel. I don't want.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You know what, you seed a lot of those like
bulls eye, those bulls eye candies like Cow's tail, like
you know, what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Trash candies and malted milk balls. Oh my god, where
did you get like molted whoppers?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, big, the big tubs.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
You were eating big tubs of whoppers cheese.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
God, you're just trying to get those fat.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I don't think he thought of you. Guys is needing real.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Food, that's heads a lot of airheads, huge pixie sticks.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay. When I was in high school, we would get
pixie sticks just to fucking shotgun the long like the
big three footers and you just these just.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
All big ones at Sam's Club. My mommy says, yeam,
and like stour patch straws.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Your mom was in healthcare. Your mom was a fucking
nurse and she fed you guys basically fucking kid crack.
Like here you go, like, here's some McDonald's. Shoot this
fucking pixie stick.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's why my niece probably can't have any of the.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh what do you want some fucking maple syrup on
top of your donut? Great? Here you go, yum, yum.
That's your that's your fucking family when it comes to food,
I guess, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's really not my go to anymore now. I like
Star Wars now and again.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I don't like Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I like Skittles. Skittles are the softest all I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
All eat skittles, But o't that. I'm never gonna be tempted.
I like chocolate. Just give me fucking anything, chocolate, anything, crunchy,
peanut butter. I don't care. I'm not picky. Fucking Cadbury
cream egg that those are those are fucking amazing. Anything receis.

(26:06):
You can keep all that gummy ship. Oh I don't.
I'm not like anti. I'm not like this is disgusting,
but it's not. I'm never gonna be like, oh, I
should pick up some if I had a choice. If
I'm like, oh I need some candy, it ain't gonna
be some gummy bears. It's gonna be a stickers bar,
some eminem's. Give me some of them. Peanut m and ms.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, well yesterday you didn't want any of them.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
If you just listen to me on the show and
realize how concerned I was for my health and eat
eating in calories. If you just listened, you know, like,
I don't think Ken would want a seven hundred calorie
bag of M and ms. I don't care I don't

(26:58):
know gonna be. You just said two seconds ago, your
dad was trying to get you fast.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's my love language. No, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, well fucking learned sign language is this one sucks?
Fucking killing me. I probably have to do twice as
much as any other middle aged dude because you're trying
to fucking poison me with candy. I didn't, Oh, I
thought you would like these chips away cookies? Oh did you?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Or when I came home with that big bag of
the frozen, reseasoned bananas and chocolate?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, Oh, looks like you're struggling to make progress this month.
Let me help you.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Those were those were all have bananas, and we're okay.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I didn't think I liked it, but I don't. I
don't want more of them in the house.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
True ones better?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh my god, fucking killing me, killing me. But anyways,
you've got like a fucking nineteen eighties grandma fucking vibe.
When it comes to fucking healthy food, you're like, yeah, wow,
but there's fruit in it, and it's fucking coated and

(28:08):
peanut butter and chocolate. You'd give a kid an ecto cooler,
and probably not my guy, like right away. So many in.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
The downstairs fridge, so.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Many as apparent as a parent to look at something
that's been dyed.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
And I literally cut the tops off and pour them
into my covers, and some of you guys want to
look at the color.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I guess it's supposed to look like slime, Like could you?
I like this carried on into with Lilian hated those
fucking cogurts. No cow has ever produced milk with a
neon fucking purple and green go gurt.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, it has like strawberries and stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Just fucking die, it's just capital he died.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Well, they got ones that are like organic.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh my god, Well we did ship those. We got
fucking go GURTs.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Well, we were on a budget, so I was doing
the best. I fucking love those things though. Oh Hayden
still loves those apple sauce pouches.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh yeah, apple sauce is my favorite snack. Like what
one hundred dude, your favorite snack in the world is
apple sauce. You know, He's literally do you want to
fucking jello? Like, oh we like, my god, that fucking
killed me. Oh Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
But anyhow, so anything on the docket you want to
talk about.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh who cares? Okay, well, no, we're just kidding.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
We do have plans this week though.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
We here he's just let out his side. I thought
it was a fucking ghost.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh no, he's he's just intently sleeping. I've been watching
him the whole time.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh there you go. We have plan. What what are
we gonna going and.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Go start the summer movie?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh yeah, summer movies. Summer movies. They seem like there's
gonna be some good ones coming out. We got we're
gonna go see Mission Impossible number forty six or whatever
it is. We were gonna go see Lee Low and Stitch.
But to not to not appear like a couple of
fucking p dos, We're gonna try and make sure Lily

(30:25):
goes with us.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
No fuck digit, we're gonna go by ourselves. And she's like,
you're going without me.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
So we turned into a family affair.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
So now it's scheduling conflict of trying to.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Still it is better that two forty five year olds
are sitting in a fucking theater full of kids.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Like I mean, I saw the movie when it first
came out, when I was like sixteen, seventeen years old.
And that's the only time I've ever seen it. I've
never watched it since.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's weird I've seen. I've seen Leluin Stitch a few times.
You have it, Huh, it's good to cut one. I'm
gonna be I like, I like that one better than
some of the other one. You know which one? I'll
tell you this, And I know we're a tangent, but
this will be fun. We gotta start. We're gonna start
eliminating some of these fucking Disney princess movies. Which one's

(31:14):
the first one to go? Yeah? Which one do you
get rid of? Off the top of your head, I'll start,
move on, get out of here. Nobody gives a ship
about fucking move on. That's when I would get rid
of That was a terrible I don't even that movie.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, I guess I get entangled.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You get rid of a punzel?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh? Yeah, a punzel too?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No, No, that's what Tangles? That pitch too, your fucking
long ass hair.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I knew Tangles was like a remake from like whatever,
but I couldn't think of it.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, So okay, Oh, get rid of Tangled. That's cruel.
Did you have a thing for Mulan because it sounds personal.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's tangles no, like I mean, like I get like
I liked Mulan, but like it's that and like tangled.
It's not like the same, Like it's not the same
like princess princess thing you you think of, because Mulan
wasn't supposed to be a princess.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, she's a fucking princess or whatever they call him
over there. But was she I thought empress sir or
something that.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I thought her family they lived and they had like
a little farm. I didn't think.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
No, I think she was. Wasn't she like that?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I thought her dad was just in the army and
like her.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I thought her dad was the emperor. And she had
to pretend to be a girl. No, I don't know.
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I had to go fight.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I don't fight.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
She had to pretend. You don't even know Mulan, and
you just kind of had to.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'll get rid of the next one. Princess and the frog.
I don't even know what that's about. It looks like it's.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Got that one's about that's kind of like this not
the same.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
He's got like some bad magic mojo too.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, yeah, there is, like, well there is some New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
We don't need no fucking voodoo goodbye is we don't
need backstory stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh well, I can tell you about the movie.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
The people probably have seen it. No, we're going to
assume a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Like become Tatiana. I think that's.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Her mom took care of the family, and that family
was like some type of like royalty or privilege or whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, so that's how she became a princess or something.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I've never really seen the movies.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
She kissed the frog, the frog is I.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Don't know why the frog comes around.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh he's looking for a little kind of like.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I don't know if he's the prince. Again, I haven't
really seen it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Well, she's already the princess. Like they couldn't have it
is the like the Princess frog or the what is it,
the Frog and the Princess.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
My niece made me read all those books with her,
and like they just do snip the.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Frog prince that's what it's called. What the fuck was
I saying? The frog Prince?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, I mean, I guess then we'll get rid of Frozen,
because are they considered Disney princesses.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah oh yeah, yeah, even though yeah, because even though
they're not like considered prison. Like, listen at a girl
fucking smacks now White in the fucking ass before she
do anything.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I mean, you can't get rid of like no white,
of course you can.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Of course you can. It's white.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Oh you know who I get rid of?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay, p.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, I'll tell you're.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Not trying to have like a theme here.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I'll tell you what I'll bring in on an Elsa,
get rid of Aurora.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Oh bitch, don't do anything.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Listen, that spends so much time on her back Listen,
I agree, Lily, that was her favorite princess. I don't
remember her ever even watching the movie. Like, I think
these girls like her because they see her at like
on a poster, and she's because she's kind.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Of like she pricks her finger. Is that the one?
Or is that Rapunzel.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
The that pricks her finger on.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Like the magic spinning wheel?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's sleeping beauty sleep yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And then a princess.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
The kiss her right, And nowadays people are so like,
I guess that's snow White, fucking remake bombed because it
was all gross, like they were getting rid of like
the I don't know, the prince and stuff. I don't
know what it is. They didn't even they wouldn't even
use fucking little people in the movie. They had to
be all c g I because.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
The fucking yeah Brad Williams, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
That the head the head Dwarf from Game of Thrones
was having a real fucking is he fit over it?
Huh No, you can say dwarf and you can say
little person, yeah, LP. Whatever you want. You can't use
you can't use the m W. Yeah, like back in
the day you could call anybody a fucking midget. And

(36:04):
I know, okay, I ain't the end word. Let's take
a let's take a breather on this.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
No, you're just using it.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, yeah, but it's true, like it's silly. But yeah,
so there's people, those at least seven little people that
didn't get work. They could have had those jobs. I mean,
of course, why plenty. Let's ce g I all of
them because then they get the fucking The movie crashed

(36:31):
because one the lady who played the queen, she was
pro fucking Israel. And the girl who played snow White,
who's got fucking three IQ points. Excuse me, she was
rooting for Palestine, so right there, and they're sharing their
fucking views on Twitter on the we are.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Here, we are listening to just actors and actresses and
having them dictate our political views.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
How how silly are we?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
So like that's pathetic like that, like people are like, oh,
I'm just going to take their political view because that's
what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's like you just well, no, people aren't taking their view.
They're just it's just now all the people that are
pro Israel don't want to go because they have somebody
that's pro Palestine and vice versa. So now nobody wants
to go to the fucking movie becomes like a toxic thing.
And the reality is is we should get back to
where things used to be, where people didn't talk about

(37:25):
fucking politics around you because anybody.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Else can't handle it. I mean if people can.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Of course, look at how we're going to be in
the civil war pretty soon because of this bullshit, just
just because people can't handle it. It's fucking crazy. Well,
I look how insane it is from both sides, yea,
from both sides crazy. What's a tack? E. Why who cares?

(37:56):
They're all the same.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Behind our keyboard.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Mmmm and do stuff at night.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Whoa, it sounds like you started only fans.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Remember I was sawing you the other day that we
could like start an only fans by you just like
massaging my feet.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Like still being clothed, but like you're rubbing my feet.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And I was like, oh my god, we could probably
get money for this, but probably tempting.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
M Right, why not?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I mean we're doing it together. I feel like that's
like I'm just.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Giving you a foot massage and somebody's paying to see that.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
We're building a business together. I think that's like teamwork.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Right, dream work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Think about it more. I wouldn't want to have anything
to do with it. I would just want you to
do it.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Well, you're always talking about again, You're always saying what
can I do?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What can go to the vet that you hate? I win?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Okay, you do?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
You want to start in only fans with me rubbing
your feet, So you're winning there because you're getting the massage.
I'm doing all the work. And then with the site,
I have to do all the work. M. And this
is fucking cool. What a great setup for me.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Well, I don't want to. It's not like I'm saying
we have to do.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
It, right, not a fantasy of you rubbing my feet.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well maybe there is that, it's probably not.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Maybe someone will probably not as big a draw.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, but maybe someone will be like, oh, could you
rub your food?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I'll pay you twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Okay, I don't know. I don't like that. I don't
like taking requests.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I think that's how they do things.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
You just put your videos out and they pay a
monthly fee to watch them.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I think they's like or like maybe people just.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Like like side quests.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I think I don't know. I've never done it.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Good. This was the time to tell you that, Like, well,
when I tried to set it up last time.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, you're like, well, listen, I read the terms and
conditions of the term conditions. Stay this this is how
you actually get in. This is my password. This would
be the one password you fucking remember this. It will
be like Dildo sixty nine or something like only fans.

(40:21):
It's so gross. I feel bad for young women, Like honestly, god, no, no, no,
I get that. I'm just saying that, Like it does
feel a little like people want attention on social media,
Like everybody wants attention on social media, and it's like
there's a certain subset of girls and guys that have

(40:43):
felt like the only way that they're going to get
what what they what they need out of social media
is to do like only fans and that's just sad,
Like it's said that that's like what there will. Yeah,
but I mean there's a level, there's there's levels to
paying the bills. Anybody could be a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I heard some crazy one on OnlyFans like that this
five hundred and sixty eight guys and like like one day.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, yeah, there's this is where it's this is where
it's ast to could have just done a fitness video
for God's sake. I mean that I couldn't even Like
I was like.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Is this really real what I'm reading?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And yeah, you do like the hospital, Yeah noh, ship
five hundred. Well I'm glad one that. I'm glad that
makes the husband feel good, like it shouldn't be like
if you were like only five that like what a
quarter like a girl can dream like, I don't even

(41:51):
fucking I'm married Sephany. It's like I hear it's exhausting
before anything's happened, so so I can't even imagine. I mean,
I think i'd be pretty put out if it was
like mawani, I'm too tired tonight and then the next day,
Oh I just saw your wife take on five hundred
and sixty nine. Dudes. Yeah, it's fucking gross. It's gross.

(42:14):
It's not even like it's not even fucking hot sounding.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, I just feel like I was gonna say when
things be broken, but like, I mean, something happened down there.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure I was.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Gosh the number I did not.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
And like in a debt like, well, yeah I had
a death. I mean she's on a deadline. Obviously you
gotta have.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
How even do that? Like I get like, I guess you.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Could watch, you can contribute.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I just like don't want to.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's good and I'm not going to. But it's like
when you read it and then like you know.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Understand it, like that's ah, like and the is she
given all those people wool job?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
No, I don't think she's flopping anybody, So.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
She could potentially just be laying there just like just
and just guys just coming in, yeah, and just flip
in front of it.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Oh it gives me a weird of course.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I hope it's it's just not nice feeling.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
It's just like.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Like uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Good good, Yeah, it's not. It's not good that this
girl felt like that was her only only option.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
She's engaged boarding her of course, But I mean I
don't know how much money she makes.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
And that's the part where it gets a little crazy.
It's like, when's the money?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Like enough, if if you're listen, I'll give you this.
If you're a dude and you're in that spot where
your girlfriend or whatever, your fiance is banging five hundred
and sixty nine dudes and she's bringing in mad cash,
just selling herself out there, and you're cool with it.
That takes a special guy. That's a special guy. You

(44:09):
do not let him go because I'm pretty sure if
he's if he supports you and loves you, or loves
the money or whatever keeps him sticking around, you gotta
fucking do it, because I'll guarantee you ninety nine point
nine percent of the rest of the dudes out there,
regardless of the money, Like she's already got that guy
locked in. She's not gonna go to a fucking speed

(44:31):
dating session and then be like, well, okay, let me
tell you a little bit about myself. I like to
take on five hundred and sixty nine fucking dudes at once.
I'm an only fans.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I don't know the speed day guys.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Okay, yeah, thanks, next, Like, so you gotta fucking lock
that up.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Well I think they are.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, get it fucking done, honey, don't.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Fuckingsle over them?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, nozzle, fucking nozzle. That's what she did, just taking
off fucking.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
And could you imagine if you were like the one
hundred and sixty fifth guy, Just like, how do you
think that must feel?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I don't. I don't. I don't know, honestly, I don't
the whole thing. I mean, it's just like going in
a room where another dude's just fucking like even that's
just like obviously you got condoms, but I mean, it's
just it's just gross that this is even something that's
in the conversation, Like no, not not that we're talking
about it, but it's like for something for people to

(45:34):
be aware of, like when we were younger, and I'm
not trying to sound fucking old. But when we were younger,
this would have been like some bathroom stall story you
fucking heard about.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Like between like my how to speak better Portuguese and
look at this French bulldog.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, but I mean before there was social media, before
there was any of that, it would have just been
a rumor you heard about. But so you wouldn't be
in your face, it wouldn't be in the fucking lexicon.
It wouldn't be lexicon.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Well just that is that something from Superman and that
movie's coming out too, right, That's.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Right, that's a big transition right there.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
But what well not really because you're talking about summer
movies and we went on this whole crazy tangent.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh you want to rein it back in well, just
playing a little.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
You said it lexicon, like you had to out of
all the words, what word could you have used?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
And sud lexicon.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I don't know, that's just the English language, like in
the lexicon, like words that are used like.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
I've never that.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Oh, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Who would ever be talking like about alexicon to me?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
As I'm like, oh you must got alexis RX, Oh
you must not be.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, you were saying the wrong kype in r X
three thirty or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Oh my god, no, no it wasn't. It wasn't lexis.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I don't know a lexicon. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I just but you saw that Superman and we'll go
over to that again. Yeah, I don't know why. It
was very weird. It's a weird reaction.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Supermany, Like there was like the reporter.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That's how they all are, and and I like, I
like Kulos Lina is so oh uh it's Rachel Brosnahan.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, should be. She's kind of a decent
Lois Lane. The kid looked young and she's old.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, it's not old. I think she's like younger than
honestly the old. But I don't know who the guy is.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah. Oh, I saw another ad for a movie that
I thought would be good and it doesn't look good
at all. But a dragon, No, that looks amazing. Is
a fucking grown ass man. I want to see that movie.
It looks really good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
When I saw the commercial, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, this is indicative of our entire fucking marriage and
literally literally so you see this ad come out of
a movie like months ago, and I was like, oh
my god, I really want to see that. I've mentioned
it multiple times. I want to see that how to
Train Your Dragon? And definite he's heard it, listened whatever.
Today it comes up and she goes, oh, they're remaking that.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I was like, is this even relevant?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
This is even relevant? Like how to Train Your Dragon?
It's like, yeah, somebody they're doing the new movie. Oh
they are. Oh, they're remaking live action. I've literally told
you five times I want to see it. Like, I
don't know how I get you to list people here
must hear I'm blinking because I need help people, I'm blinking.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Well, no one reaches out.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, nobody reaches out, but I'll tell you right now.
Don't listen. That's her damn sure, Like, oh my god,
you don't care.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
But okay, So what was the movie that you thought
was gonna be good and it didn't look good?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh? The New Spider Man movie.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Oh see, that's the thing with me with Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I like Spider Man. That's Tom Holland, he's funny.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Is he in it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I didn't know. If that's why.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
It's still the continuation of the of the other ones.
But now they mix in that Venom ship.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh, well, he's got to come back. Didn't he die
or something? Does Spider Man? What happened in the Last
Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
They had to erase everybody's memory of him, like that
was the only way he could like go back.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
No, MJ doesn't know who he is.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, they don't know. Nobody knows who he is. He's
very lonely and he has his hair long.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Oh and he becomes venom now.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, he gets infected by venom. Oh yeah, so just
remember okay, remember thee the Terrible Toby Maguire one where
he was like, well that bad.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I was trying to remember bad.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
He does like the dance, but was that both of them?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Was like he playing him like the regular Spider.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Man and no, that was no, that was him when
he was in fact, I have to pee. I'm gonna
pause it real quick.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Which one had sand Man?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
That was like with Doc Off. Yeah so that wasn't
the Venom one.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
No, no, no, I don't. I don't think so they
put sometimes those later ones, they put in so many
different things at once.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I mean, I'm just saying the Marvel one. It's just
another trip down this same fucking story path.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It just feels like maybe Venom. Did you ever read
like the Spider Man? Are they still writing them?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
They still do comic book so maybe he just comes
back a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Okay, it's always different. They're always like different storylines and
things like that.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Like I like the love story part of them, you know,
like how they slowed up it down.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah, they rewired of any Spider Man movie.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, like you got that. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Yeah,
they still remember the distributorship for all the comic books.
They fucking went out of business. They filed chapter eleven.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yis here all the game for you? Since we were
run to Oh yeah we.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Were galimating Princess.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
That's right, we're done with them.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Moving on, let's get rid of some superheroes.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Why you can't even name anything.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Bro, I can probably name sick.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I feel like I'm on fucking name that tune. I
bet you can't do it in four notes. All right,
name a superhero first Oh, okay, first person. I'll fucking
get rid of for superheroes. This is a crazy game.
I'm playing with my wife.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Fun right, Oh, this is kind of like your.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Old fun like the old bun like.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Less than happy.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And then uh, yeah, I get rid of Superman.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
You get rid of Superman.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Why he's so lame? He's very lame. He has too
many he has too many powers, and he's and the
whole thing is stupid, Like nobody recognizes his fucking face
just because he has glasses on. Like as a kid,
you get called that a lot. So it's like that's
a big fuck you to a Superman. And it's like, well,

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careful man, because if I don't have to wear these
somedow maybe I'll look completely different, a shitty disguise. He's
too powerful, even too many things.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
He can do a lot.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
He can do so much it doesn't make sense. Yeah,
he fliest the laser vision, he's got X ray visions.
He can blow wind.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah. Did you used to like the show?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well, which one I'm talking about the Adventures of Lois
and Clark.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Oh okay, Dean Caman Noane.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, no, I like that.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Why didn't you like?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I don't know. They were as fuck, But it was
like in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Why was young? My parents were out Yes, So he.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Was like, well, that's exciting. I think I was like forty. No,
but they weren't good. It wasn't a good show.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah you rid of Superman.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I guess I would get rid of like the Fantastic Four.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Oh yeah, Like I was just pretty say like what,
like that's four of them, but get rid of them.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Because what do they do? I don't really even know.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
One guy stretches one it could be like a boulder, right, Well,
he doesn't get to be a boulder. He gets turned
into that permanently. So he's like that they're all they're
all going to space, normal people. She just goes invisible.
You can turn invisible?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
What kind of a lame? Like that's a cool thing
to get, but it doesn't help.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
You fight anybody.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah, because then it's like you're just invisible.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yes, I don't think she gots super who knows everybody
gets some fucking super strength. Well yeah, they went up
to space and they went to like some radiated fucking
asteroid belt.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
What are the other people in?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Mister fantastic he can stretch, okay, And yeah the guy
comes back as a boulder. What the kid, the teenage
the boy scientist or whatever he was, Chris Evans, he's
the human torch you can light on fire and then

(54:42):
all right, yeah, all right, next, Okay, so fantas that's
a good that's a good call. That's a good call.
Probably think, Oh Aquaman, he can fucking suck a dolphins.
Get rid of that guy.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I don't know who that is, Like I know who
that is in the sense of like Adrian or not Adrian.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh no, I'm thinking of from the show.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
On HBO.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
We started watching it and what that one?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
What are you talking about with Aquaman?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Well, like the character is supposed to play Aquaman. It
had like Jeremy Piven in it that show. I can't
think of what that shokee Yeah, that kid he was
supposed to play.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
And it's the only reason I know of Auchman and
looks stupid the right.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah, Like he talks to fish people like what do
you what?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
And they had to create a whole people control the ocean.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Did he control it? Well no, I don't think so
that's beside him. Okay, just beside him.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
So that's aside in this away.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
But okay, Aquaman, get fish boy out of there. Oh,
I probably thinks so.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
We've eliminated Aquaman, Fantastic four and Superman yeah, impatigo.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Or people can't fight that, honey.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
No, she's she's like blue from.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Oh oh yeah, I know, I know, yeah, Jennifer Lawrence Fighter,
the Blue Lady. Yeah, oh she's sometimes blue.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
What's that group that they're with, Blue Man Group.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
The X Men, the x Men. Yes, but for her.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
But it wasn't Jennifer Lawrence before there.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Was like after it was Jennifer Lawrence, it was Jessica
Remains Stamo.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Sir was yeah I think yeah, is that right.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Direcca Domain, Yeah, yeah, yeah she was at before. Yeah,
that's it was like I really can't remember her fucking
but just.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
There was like an eye right, something like that. Yeah,
not indigo, but.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
It's like it's something stupid.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, So I would get rid of.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Her, Okay, I get you. I get you because she
gets well, she's kind of cool because she can be anybody.
She can change her skin to look like yeah, but
that'd be a fun that'd be kind of a neat trick.
But it's like, no, no, no, I don't blame me though,
you can get rid of her. She's kind of born.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I didn't talk her up enough to make her to
show up.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
They only show Yeah, now I was sticking with the
X Men. It's it's kind of a deep cut.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You can get misvior.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
No, I'm gonna get rid of Cyclops, the guy with
the laser eyes.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Because that all he does cut lasers.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Well, it's like can shoot lasers out of which is
pretty cool. Yeah, but it was kind of a fucking
he's just kind of a do good or dip ship
on the show. There used to be a good I
think they brought it back back in the nineties. There
was an X Men show and it was like it
was really I know it's gonna sound fucking geeky, but
it was really kind of like top notch for how

(58:12):
it was done. But he was always like the do
gooder guy, like, oh, no, by the rules and they're
all like it's like they got fucking shit growing out
of them. And one guy's got like claws and you know,
like wings and ship and he's on all the rules,
Like why are you following the fucking rules? Like you
guys got a fucking raw deal, but like stop feeling

(58:33):
shitty about like some of the X Men things. It
was always like it was a little whiny, like we're mutants,
big fucking deal. It's not like shit yourself every day
or something. All right, So you got rid of that, lady,
I got rid of Cyclops.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
We don't have to go too much further with it, yeah,
because I don't know, like I know some other ones.
But then it's like maybe the Hulk, you know what
I saw her to God, I'm not even lying.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I was like, I'll.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Say it, I go, but I bet it'll be like, well,
everyone likes the whole, but he just gets like big.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
He's just like roid raide.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
So it's really just about like it's actually it's actually
rare telling. Yeah, it's like what happens to most wives,
you know, get beat by their husbands.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
You're probably like Royd.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
You know what the fuck? Where did that come from?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Not from you?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah, Jesus Christy Stefitey, from anybody. You don't take No,
I don't. I don't. I don't have the money, they
don't have the I just don't have the energy. I'm
not stabbing myself like no, not taking steroids. I wish.
I wish it was if there was a fucking roid

(59:48):
gummy you just I probably would.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Why would you want to take stories? It would make
you so mean and to make sure peep goes so small.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, but if I get big muscles, but then you have.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
A small why don't I can't Then you can't use
it because it's gone to microscopic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, but I'm like and ye and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Like you're on like your soy rage, like twenty four
to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Yeah, that part would be rough. But maybe if they
had it, okay breyd snow side effects. Yeah, but then
everybody would.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Look like Arnold, maybe just itself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
You still have to work out, you still have.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah, because it will like probably like make your heart
explode because you're not supposed to have it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I don't think it's good things in there. No, you
can just stick to your power. It is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Okay. So here's just a fun conspiracy theory thing, not
even going to get down into the road. But it's
funny that everything in my lifetime that's ever been developed
to make guys bigger is illegal. But everything that's out
there to fucking make you smaller and thinner and help

(01:00:53):
you lose weight, you can jack that ship right in
your ass all day long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
One promotes getting bigger, going to the gym, being healthy,
getting muscles, and the other one and the other stuff
all the thing. It's like this helped to get smaller
and leaner and tinier.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
You don't have to do anything, and you don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
To do anything. You just jamped yourself in the ass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
But that can make you sick to yeah, well you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Should just do We're gonna use medicine made for diabetics
because we've discovered. We didn't know what was gonna happen.
It's kind of a freaky thing. They didn't know this
was a side effect of it that you lose weight,
so now, which.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Is like kind of stupid, only because like if.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
You have you ever known someone who finds out that
they're actually Type one diabetic, like later on in their life,
like maybe the early teenager. Once those people kind of
find out and like everything gets whatever it means, and
it's like they actually end up losing a lot of
weight because their body is probably fine, but then it's

(01:02:02):
like maintaining. So it's like, I don't know how people
are just figuring that out. It's like everyone who literally.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Yeah, they've created this medicine to but I fucking regulate
your regulate your A one C or whatever it's really
supposed to do. But yeah, that's it. But it also
it literally keeps you from gaining weight because it makes
you so you don't want to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, and like obviously that's not how like diabetics take
that medicine. That's like in for I don't know how,
but it's like to like make sure you g the
foods that you were eating. It's like going through your
body to like t get you killed or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Take a big bite out of way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Everyone gets everyone's upset because it's like there will be no,
there'll be none of that medicine to like make like
the insulin things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
No, they'll make it. No, they don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
So why were people getting all up in arms.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Like because it was very early on when they discovered
the weight loss part of it. Yeah, it was hard
for people that actually had diabetes to get their hands
on that medicine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
But they didn't already have medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
No, they had just developed it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Ozembic is relatively new for type two diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Right to help. Yeah, this is for type two. I
don't think there's a cure for type.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
For the type isn't a cure for type one. But
I didn't know if like people who have type one
if like, that's the medicine that they always get all
the time for type two.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Oh, it's for the it's for the chunk of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Monkers, the ones who give them though, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
And then they were like, this is helping to regulate that.
And then they were like, oh shit, you can lose
a whole bunch of weight using this. And then one
people like the Kardashians found out you could lose you
could lose weight with it. People like that were fucking
going to the doctor to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Yeah. Well because it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
The diabetics couldn't get a hold of it if you Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Because if your if your type two diabetes, your goal
like ultimately is to get off of the medicine, like
to lose that weight because you can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Right. But this but it wasn't designed to make them
lose the weight. It was just designed to help regulate
regulate blood sugar. Yeah. But like you said, when people
start regulating their blood sugar, they lose weight. So it's
not that big of a surprise. But I think this
thing jacks it up a bit, you know, and it
has helped a lot of people. I'm not anti ozembic

(01:04:31):
in any way, shape or form. I'm just saying that
it feels it feels ironic that you can have access
to that medicine that you jab into your ass when
it's not even designed for you. But there's a side
effect that affects your body and you could be sick.
You can have side effect. It could be all this
terrible stuff. But it's like, well, it makes you smaller,

(01:04:51):
makes you lose weight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
But what happens when you stop it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I don't know. I've heard that the way you'll come
right back on because the reality.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
You're to keep on taking it, you probably have to
take it forever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I don't know, not a doctor, but I can tell
you this that if you are somebody that was struggling
with your weight, that means you have some probably some
sort of kind of food bard relationship with food, and
the only thing that's keeping you from eating that food
is this medicine. So if you stop, you haven't you
haven't fixed your mental issues with food. I'll tell you

(01:05:25):
what's helped me with.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Sometimes it's not even like food. Sometimes it's just like
depending on like age.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
And normal that shit that there's no difference. They've proven
last year study came out your metabolism does not slow down.
That's actually a homon can like don't fucking matter. It's
all what you eat. It's all what you eat. There's
no there's no there's no rule that says, oh, you
reach a certain age, your hormone levels change and now

(01:05:50):
you've got to be a fat foot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
No. I mean like, but like people's hormones like change,
and like it does create issues in certain parts like
their scale and something.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Like yeah, hormonal imbalances or homo hormones. But you can't.
But you just what I'm saying is people don't just
like fucking put on weight because of hormones. Like it's
not an excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
No, I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That's my thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
It can be like a whole yeah, but we're not
going no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
But but I'll say this one thing. If for anybody
that does struggle with their diet or whatever, I do
encourage people to learn to uh count calories and way
their way they're portions. If that's if you struggle with
your weight and you want to lose weight and you

(01:06:44):
want to do it healthy in a healthy way, that's
what you have to do, you know, And I I
think it's helped me kind of think about food in
a lot of different ways. Now, you know, I think
I think a lot of times through the years that
I would struggle to lose weight. I thought I was
eating healthy, and I was eating I wasn't eating that much.

(01:07:06):
But I'll tell you, fucking three handfuls of fucking cashos
and you think that's just a serving of cashows and
you've had six hundred calories blows your whole fucking thing
out of the water, you know. So learning learning to
count and learning to weigh, I think it's awesome. That's
just they'll stick with me, you know because now instead

(01:07:28):
of it's like, oh I could have I could have
that thing, whatever it is, and I'll be like, I
know that's like three hundred calories with no with nothing
good in it. Or I could have a whole lot
of other food for three hundred calories, you know what
I mean, Or just have a half no that stephite, like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
I'm a little nibble for now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I see there's a whole crumble cookie hair, Oh crumble cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
That's like almost three days than those things.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Remember, Like, and I knew, I knew they were screwing me,
but I just didn't want to face the music. But
when you see like one hundred and seventy calories next
to that fucking crumble cookie, that's per serving, and there
are four servings in a crumble cookie. Yeah, so that's
that's really like six hundred and thirty five or whatever

(01:08:22):
it is for the cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
That's why I split it out into days.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
That's a that would be a quarter of the food
that I eat in a day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
And sometimes I gone. So they were just like take
bite bite here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah, and then I did a fight there. I haven't
gotten crumbling so long. I could go for some crumbs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Bet my god, what can you do anything else? We
get going on for over an hour?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
No, I'm just I'm just thinking about crumbling. That bad
interact have down south.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
You've gotten it sense locally? No, Yeah, we got you
got the ones with the brownies and stuff that came in.
We got those.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
We went there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Yeah, I can't get delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I can't try get cookies delivered.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Well, I've done it before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I know you. Well you did it. Yeah, you had
a bad experience. It was just a bad situation. Don't
let it completely wrecked you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Well, I'm not using those people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Yeah, we're not going to use the North Carolina fucking
branch of it's door dash door dash, deliver something up here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
No, obviously I'm never using it down there again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
O kidding saying we're not going to be in a position.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
They lost my business.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Well, watch out, watch out. We got the Karen Reid trial.
Watch out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Jeez. I don't know what's happening with her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I don't even We can't even talk about because I
don't know anything about it. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
We don't got time for that, I b k oh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
But you know what, at the sfball game we're going to,
I know a couple ladies there who probably know what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I can ask them for some note.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Well, great, what time is it? Oh? My god? Like
the time?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Look at the time. Okay. So that's us for today
and this week, and I hope everyone had fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Thanks for everybody listening. We definitely picked up a lot
of listens of this past Coast to coast because I
put out a I put out a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
TikTok on how to fix your glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
And yeah, think about my metaglasses.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
But nothing about our show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
No, what doesn't nobody wants to hear about that. Twenty
two thousand views so far. That's pretty good, right, that's
so it's getting us get some attention. People look at
the profile and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Still going up the view it. Yeah nice.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I mean I've wakes. The other things I do seem like, wow,
why did I waste my time?

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
But that's a tricky part with some things where.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
It's like sometimes it grows. Yeah, you know, you just
gotta you gotta find your find your next.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Yeah. Well you've been happy about that, so I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Yeah, I don't know. It's not like I'm doing like
a lot of work that stuff, but I enjoyed it.
But all right, so for all of us here and
here we go again. I'm Ken and we will see
you next time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
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