June 5, 2025 • 49 mins
Ken and Stephanie squeeze a quick episode in and hope to get another one in this week. Nothing exciting in this one but sometimes that’s just life
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie. And let's see since every episode
we're like, oh is this a nighttime show? This is
like a midday show now.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was riding after Nome.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, and it's the hottest fucking day of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, fun fact.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, it is ninety degrees here in New Hampshire June fifth,
twenty twenty five. The last time it was ninety degrees
in New Hampshire it was August second, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We heard that on the news yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, that's fun every day, that's my birthday. That's good.
Let's put out maybe, and then let's share my social
and my childhood dog's name.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We're duking fire car.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well yeah, it was like six It's okay, Puddles.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I wasn't gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Trust me. I haven't used for anybody out there, any scammers, anybody.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Trying to leave us alone.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't want Yeah, leave us like it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Leave us alone. And then I haven't used Puddles as
any of my security questions. Yeah, great, I got cramp.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I can't hide it. I'm not going to hide it
from now.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
There's no reason.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Fans.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm sure they're probably could tell already in my voice
that there was some type of distress.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh my god, Stephanie, what is wrong with you? Seriously?
I love you. There's something wrong. The fans they could
tell there was something wrong in your voice.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They probably couldn't. I was just saying because like, I'm
just letting you know because they're coming on, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm pretty sure for anybody that listens to this show,
one things they've gotten used to. One probably barely hearing
you is talking into the microphone is your biggest challenge.
Two long pauses talking to you because your technic usually
it's scrolling. It has nothing to do with cramps or
anything like that. You're like on.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Your I'm not on my phone right now.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's awesome. I like it you're interacting. But every two
seconds when you're like, oh, my uterus or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I have my heating pad, which I could turn my
heating pet.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
On, just not Oh my god. Now listen, I'm not judging.
I know why you would need that. I'm just thinking
any extra heat right now, I put a fucking bullet
right in my head. I can't like this type of weather.
I haven't enjoyed the rain. I like, you know that
it gets nice outside, but I mean people have to
be with me. I mean to what was it like
(02:36):
fifty degrees like yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's so tricky living in New Hampshire, in.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
New England in general.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But I just only fifty five to ninety that's I mean,
that's it's just gross. And it's even grosser than it's
like it reach a certain age and it's like, oh
my god, like this is what we're going to talk about.
We've thought weather, we talk about birds, yep, like and
it's even worse than that. Shout out to Doug. Happy birthday,
(03:09):
Dug the dog four years old, big four years old.
So we've celebrated our dog birthday. We've told him. I
asked him, you can't have the vibrate thing. I know,
that's that's real. That's that's pushing it. I know, yeah, yeah, no,
that's okay. That's great.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It was loud to us, but I don't know if others.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It could be. It may not be. I don't know.
Your voice barely picks up sometimes, so it might not
be okay. It might have been okay, or there might
have been a steady hum through the whole fat Yeah.
So yeah, Dug the dog he turned four. I feel
When I got home, I said, Oh, have you've been
doing anything fun for your birthday? Nope, nothing at all.
(03:51):
I did turn on the AC for them.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thanks for making me feel bad. Why would I make
you feel bad because I was at work all day and.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Now way I get home and I turned on the AC.
They didn't need the AC like as it was heating.
I was just hot.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I haven't played anything fun for him for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well do you think we were taking him to chuck
e cheese or anything. It's just a dog like it's
happy that we say happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I bet they have. I wonder where, but I bet
they have, like an of.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Course they do for crazy people. We're not gonna take
the dog to like some special place for him for
his birthday. We'll give him a frosty paw. You'll like
having a frost I think we do. Yeah, Stephanie, this
is a dog. He likes ice cubes. He thinks an
ice cube is a treat. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hey, good news about Doug and his fascination with rabbit poop.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
One. It is bad for him. But I one of my.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Clients they was a vet and she said, yeah, the
good thing about it there's no parasite.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Though they will have an upset tummy, but like no harm.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That makes sense because we've taken his stool sample in
they get it tested and they're like, no sign of parasites.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So I'm so I don't know what actually like upsets
his stomach.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, but she's like when she said there's just a
little uptets, I'm like, you have not seen what out
of him.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is a fountain of fas.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I did tell her that we have hoarded the pills,
and she thinks, yeah, I don't see why not.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean basically, you know, giving them a moodium, a
d form, I think he'll be okay, you know, but yeah,
I mean, so it's his birthday. I don't think again,
we're not doing anything. You got kind of a crazy
weekend coming up, you got all kinds of shit going
on the next two days. Typical. I mean, that's kind
(05:44):
of typical. Wouldn't you say that most schedule things. If
there's anything, it all stems from you not in a
bad way.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm not really throwing it sounds.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Seems like I always have something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, you don't always have something going on. But if
there's something going on, it's you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well I took it. Sounds bad, but it's that's good
because I took it as like.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Of course you did everybody anything that anybody says you
take bad. I didn't take it back. We see how
you reacting, like, oh, of course it's you. Yeah, because
you get it. I want to have friends and I
want to have family and things like that. It's like, well, yeah,
that's what comes with the it comes with the territory.
When you're a lone wolf like me, you just hope
(06:31):
you don't get struck by a car and break a
leg because then you just wander off into the woods
and die, because that's how it goes, you know what
I'm saying. But for you, all kinds of shit going
on alone. You always have me around, but well no
you're not around. You're gone off on your things off.
Yeah you're like, hey, I'm gonna go visit another pack
(06:53):
this afternoon. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
She has the best snack.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, Martha at the other pack of walls. She's
got great chips. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm gonna make yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, you're bringing the dip. And I'm like, whoa, oh,
I just said, look at a rock.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So she have a husband, what's that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah? Probably, but he's probably fucking annoying.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He's like one of the so yappy yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, yappie wolf. That's all I need.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Gross back to you anyways, Well, happy Thursday.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't think we've ever done a podcast on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Of course we have. We've done I think on every
day of the week. The Yeah, I think every day
of the week we've done.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I do just want to say, and I don't want
to like point it pointed out too.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But last week's episode was episode eighty three. Okay, the
episode Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Really yeah, Oh well sorry, that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh, just we're bringing up things we've done as mistakes
in the past. Oh, this should be a fun episode.
Let's get let's create a list. Every husband likes this. Gay.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I was just trying to do, like what I've heard
on some other different things, and they're like, oh, correction, we.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Said, Oh that's the correction. Everything else we've said has
been perfectly factual right on board.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You can can screwed up the episode number. I got you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're always so good about it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh sure, Oh that's a nice way to put it.
That's like with the like I did with the tune
official the other day.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That was so funny. I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I tried.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I knew I did it because I knew you did it.
When I did it, I said, this is this.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is other excitement. I don't know if other people go
through this, but you I eat a can of tuna
fish like basically every day, and you you know you're
putting stuff away. I get it. I'm not going to
talk shit. It sounds like I'm always like whatever, but
you know you decided, well, four cans stacked one on
top of the other. If you smush it in there
(09:20):
like you're putting ex caliber back, it is there is.
There was a lot of scraping to try to get
the stack of tuna fish out of the cabinet, and
instead of me just doing like Stephanie, why did you
stuff these in there like that? I think I said
(09:41):
to the effect like basically like, oh I think, geez,
did I put this tuna fish?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Away, like I'm doing something so crazy to put it
in and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I can't believe I did this.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
At the top of that wait and you're like, that's
so weird, And I was just and I said.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know, I do that myself.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Sometimes I go and I think perhaps could have been me.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You don't need to fall on your sword. And then
he said, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, I know you because I've I've learned a little bit.
I'm trying to get better after all these years. But
if I just come out and say, Sephanie, why did
you do that? Somehow, somehow, at the end of the conversation,
I will be apologizing to you for what you did.
So I just said, fuck it, I'll apologize up front.
(10:35):
And then you're like, well maybe I did that. It's like.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So silly, Yeah, so silly. Like I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That's good. That's a oh no. And I just charged
that for.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You the other day.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You've been pushing the limits of your heating pad. Yeh uh.
It's it's a mixed bag, Okay. I thought it was, yeah,
not going to be an easy, easy grab.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm a survivor.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, you're tough. You're tough, baby.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I've had worse cramps it'll.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Be okay to make it through.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What else is going on, well, besides the big one
Doug's four.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, we went through that. Yeah, we don't. That's a horse.
We don't need to keep beating.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
No, I know, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
People would love to hear you, so if you would.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Any talking to that microphone.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't know. I don't really.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We didn't see our movies yet, so we can't report
on that.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know we've been talking about going to the movies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, we'll get there. We'll move on from that.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, June's kind of busy with stuff, Like you were saying,
I'm gone again.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, well it is what it is. I wish we could,
you know, gussie it up a little bit. But yeah,
I mean you're off on a you got all kinds
of stuff coming up, and then school's ending, so we'll
have kids, you know, a full house of kids for
a little bit, and there's a whole bunch of back
and forth, you know, with still doing sports like summer
(12:12):
sports and this and that. And it really hit me
the other day. People can agree with me, disagree with me.
I can tell you if you have young kids, right,
now young kids doesn't matter young five twelve, I don't care.
You got to really really think, in my opinion, I
should start saying just in my opinion, you really should
(12:35):
weigh out their future, whether or not whether or not
you want them to keep playing sports, like especially in
high school. Because I'll tell you what, one kid we
have two one didn't play sports and worked, and one's
been playing sports, and I'll tell you the one that worked.
(12:56):
I know this is not like mind like mind blowing
so much better off financially, like going into college.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And like the huge aspect of where we live in time,
So I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There's no no, I get that doesn't matter, Yeah it does.
What is where we live have to do with whether
or not you have your kid play sports versus working.
You could do both if we live there's no way
with the night with the evening practices, like every effort of.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That you would have been able to find flexible like
weekend jobs or like the supermarkets like.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They hire for like odd hours. But he has to travel.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
To be between houses, so that that isn't a fact
for him.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So yes, that that is something.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But I'm just saying for for people like normally.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Like because like I did sports and worked, right, so.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Could you have your weekends you worked on the there
were jobs?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, so I mean there, but I didn't have to
drive an hour and a half to write.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That doesn't make it tricky. I give what you're saying.
I see that, and like we.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Want to see him, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I just it's like you gotta just in general sometimes
and I know if he ever, he'll never listen to this.
And it's like, I know how much he loves playing sports,
and I love that he loves playing sports, and I'm
not discounting some of the things that probably came along
with playing sports, you know, learning to socialize and be
on a team and all this whatever, happy crappy horseshit
(14:29):
like that. But at the at the same time, it's like,
why the fuck do we do this? Like because other
than that, like I don't know, I don't know if
like I started thinking about this, Like everybody talks about
these younger generations that don't want to work and they
don't want to be there. They don't and it's like, well,
(14:50):
because a lot of them didn't fucking work through school
because they were playing sports, which gives you nothing unless
you get a scholarship, and the chances of that are
pretty slim. So what did you get out of those years?
I got to kick the ball to Molly fucking he
is working.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I mean, I know, I know he's not working a lot, But.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The point isn't like one hundred specifically him. I'm just
putting it out to like people listening that you know,
you got to think about long term, like when they're
done with high school. There's a good chance that they're
done with sports forever and they may have nothing to
show for, like they're going to be in a would
be in a tough financial.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I think I think there's like just for not us
in general, but just for like being around other high
school kids because of like where I work, Like all
of them do like sports and work, so it's like
they are doing it. What they're getting out of playing
(15:50):
sports is probably just like being involved in their high
school for those four years instead of just like showing
up going to class, like not really talking toom.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's like you're you're making the best of it.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Like he likes sport, he likes to play sports, He
likes to learn about sport, so being involved in sports
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He's he's able to kind of do both.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Like obviously if he worked every day after school, then
you know, he also wouldn't be able to be in
like club stuff, like he wants to be involved. Some
people like to be social, Like you could like never
go to work in a place where you have to
talk to people every day. I literally worked with you
for like six or seven months and it's just you.
(16:36):
I'm like, I need another other people, Like I have
to talk about people.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I don't. Yeah, I have to talk. I don't. Like
I've said I think I've probably said before on here.
It's like I I don't get it, but I get it.
Do you know what I'm saying? Like I get it
and don't get it. It's like, Nope, people need people.
That's a pretty seems like a pretty normal thing. I do.
Not that's it you need? What's that you need me?
(17:00):
I guess? I mean, I love you. Need I think
is real.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Picky Doug needs you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Doug doesn't need anybody. Doug I think, could literally wander
out the door on his own and somebody within five
minutes would pick him up and give him another life
that he'd be fine with.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I would be so because he would be. So he's
so nice and welcoming to everyone.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Now, if people are picking up anything from Stephanie's voice,
it's not her crams, it's the life saver. She's stuffed
in her face to talk during your podcast. So so
that's fine, whatever, whatever, Who cares?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You've never just sucked on a lifesaver.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
One day during well, I have to talk into a microphone.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I guess not what am I supposed to? I could
drop dead in five minutes. I didn't get my life saver.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I didn't spend a lot of time needing you. Since
you could just drop dead in five minutes, God, I'd
be lost. What would I do? Oh no, yeah, no shit,
So don't be using stupid ass.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
If I did during the podcast and somehow this got out,
you think.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It would go viral, like woman drops that during podcast?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What they probably do? I bet people will be like,
check the lifesavers. I bet he. I bet he put
something in him.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yes. Yes. Along with just barely scraping through high school,
I've learned enough chemistry to be able to inject a
life saver full of poison while it is still wrapped.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Kay, not that, not that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm not gonna die, but you do downstairs have multiple devices.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That can heat up plastic and make it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
T shirt heat press. Stephanie, you think I've I've mastered.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You've opened up the bag.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh my god, what's that is that? That's me sprinkling
the price So I'm holding the poison.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Okay, and then and then and you're like.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh, looko it, I made you a candy.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jesus christ I think there's a lot of there's a
lot of husbands with dead wives that are grateful that
you're not a private investigator. You know what I mean. Well,
what he probably did. He probably injected her with cancer
and then watched her die. Like Jesus Christmas, I sprinkled
(19:34):
poison on the lives and then I resealed it with
our with our heat press that we used to make
the ones.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
If all of a sudden I did and it was like,
you'd be like prime suspect.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
They'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The best part about this is that I know that
if you ever get the motivated to kill me, they'll
catch you in two seconds, because you'll be down there
with a pile of poison in front of you in
the with the heat press, and you'll call to me.
You'll literally be like, I can't get this to work.
This piece of shit, I can't get it to works,
(20:08):
not heating up? You just like, what is this? Don't
worry about it, Jesus ken so many questions. This is
why I need to be around other people. You're too much.
You're too much for me. I need to be social.
You need to let me free here breathe this in.
(20:30):
Like then it'll be like fucking I don't even know
what you would Actually, you would have bought poison from somebody,
so it's probably like fucking uh soft scrub, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You would have smelled that, babe. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Fuck I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Let's just way we've talked about it before. Let's just
make a like a pretty decent pact, like let's not
kill each other again. If I'm going to prison, it
ain't for killing you, you know what I mean? Like,
that's that would like you the least of my concerns
in life when it comes to killing people. Well that
doesn't help. But I don't know. I don't want to
(21:14):
go to fucking I don't think i'd want to go
to jail.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't think I would.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Want to go through the process if I could just
if somebody just showed up.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, I know real quick, because that's all my mind
right now. It's just like if they just showed up
and they were like, hey, you're you're under arrest, you're guilty,
you go right to prison. It's like if I didn't
have to sit in court. No, I guess I would
just take a plead deal. I guess they don't want
to pay a lawyer. Just show me myself. Hmmm, Like
that's okay, put me in solitary.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
What's the one you.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Want to be in versus the one you don't want
to I don't know what you mean. Well, aren't there
like different types of like.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Jails in prison?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh, I'm sure i'd want to go where Martha.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Weren't jail in prison? Different?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, jails like where they hold you, prisons like.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
You're acted, yeah, you're off. But then there's federal prison.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, federal. Yeah, there's all kinds of difference.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's a little bit nicer than like general prison. I
don't know i'd want the one.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, I wouldn't want to do it, but the ones
where they're breaking out.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Those ones must be kind of like easy peasy.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Or they're so bad that they're just like let some
of these people out, you know, like squeezing a pimple,
let a few of them out. It's like, like, I
don't think got rid of those.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think I don't know if they got them either.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, I don't know either. But it's always somebody that
works there, like helping them.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh geez, remember the lady who was letting people out
because she was yeah, oh, we're in love, like love
with a prison, Like, come on, we're not going to
go down that road because we already went through that episode.
What's that? Yeah something? Yeah, I've been watching a bunch
(23:04):
of shows again. Okay, I watched I watched all of
this show on Netflix called Department Q. I just finished that.
That's that was pretty good. That was decent. That was
like a British show. I don't know if it's British,
Irish Scottish. I don't know. It's one of these where
they talk funny. That was that was decent.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Over the pond, Over the Pond for you and it
was I don't know, it was good.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
It was kind of like it was like if you
took the show House, you know, with the cantankerous lead,
who's really smart house doctor the show House.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's likely.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, what his name? His name is not cantankerous Lee,
as if he's as if he's Chinese. He is a cane.
Can't see it, Like now you've ruined the word cantankerous
(24:14):
lead like a guy who's like lead, Like the guy
is like an honorary kind of guy. He's like a
grouchy guy. That's why I should have said. I said grouchy.
That's his name, Cantankerous Lee.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So anyway, it's been five minutes, so I'm not dead right.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Also that life saver pop another one though it builds up.
So anyway, guys, he's a grouchy guy. He's like a detective.
He gets shot, so it's a little extra grouchy, and
he's trying to solve this like cold case type thing.
So it's it's like a crime show. It's the whole
(25:00):
season is like one case. You know, get a couple
of quirky characters in there. Who's good, who's worth it?
Still watching Mobland? I have not can't be can't be
Mobland that's that's really good. I watched Gangs of New
York or Gangs of New York, Gangs of London. That
was a that's a very violent show. That's that was
(25:22):
like supposed to be on AMC plus.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's on HBO.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, that's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I gotta get my dad because he would really
like but that the episode in the scene that I watched, I.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, a lot of a lot of violence,
like extra violence. You know, it's like one thing of
like you just even for me, it's like this was
the type of show like some people want to show, like, oh,
they get shot and they'll like grab their neck and
they fall down. This one they get shot in the
neck and it's like spurting out of their neck like
(26:00):
my neck, and then they're like I'm gonna punch you
in your bullet hole. So that was that was pretty good.
It was good. It's good, but it's it's not if
that makes sense. It's like a perfect like filler show,
you know what I mean. Because if you want, if
I say it's good and you watch it, you're probably
(26:21):
gonna see that it's not really that good because you
think it's going to be it's dark. It's like the atmosphere.
And then you're like, this has so many fucking plot holes,
like this doesn't make any sense a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's just it's just all.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
These shows like this. It's like I watch it and
everybody's fucking shooting and kicking each other and stabing each other,
and it's like just fucking mayhem and blood and everybody's dead.
And then the good guy or the bad guy that
the last two left, and then suddenly that's when they
(27:00):
decided to not shoot anymore. Do you know what I'm saying.
It's like, oh wow, instead of shooting you now, I'm
gonna tie you up. It's like it's almost like the
fucking Joke and Austin Powers back in the day. Just
shoot him, just shoot him. Stop, why are you talking?
What are you doing? Just look, I could just shoot him.
(27:20):
I could just shoot him right now. It'll be over
like Seth Green, right, But they don't do that. So whatever,
and then I don't know. It just started a show
today called Stick with Owen Wilson, which ones get the
Weird Nose. That's Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson's four year old, right,
(27:42):
So this is old school. Yeah, so Owen Wilson, and
he plays like kind of a washed up golfer who
discovers this kid who's like a natural.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, and that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You feel like golf. It's like from the same people
with liked Lasso, but for golf. But it's golf. Yeah,
so it's decent. I mean the tricky part with like
a golf show is there's not there's like not a
whole lot of action with golf, as you can imagine.
So a lot of the show is just showing this
kid like swinging the golf club and you're supposed to
(28:20):
be excited because he hits it so well, but it's
just a lot of like flunk and close up of
his face and then like off the back.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I know you're not a big.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Fan of I have like my own like golfish I.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Know, but I think it's probably over stepping. Oh no, no, no, no,
I think that time has past.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Can you let me finish?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
My god, how does it feel? Well?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I don't know, you never let me finish anymore? Yeah,
of course that time is over, but it's just still
like there's no like I'll never like appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Like it's just like it's just kind of.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Like, uh, I don't know, it's like boring anyway, and
like I never got to experience it, like how I
wanted to, like first chancings and I was just like
a boring game.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, well, I mean it's really more of a people
thing than golf, like Ted Lao is very.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Like I know, that's why. That's why, No, there's not
there's a lot of soccer, I mean compared to like
soccer can still be boring though too.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah soccer can, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Like not all the time, but I mean I'm sure
there's fun.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Parts of He tuned into Ted Lasser to watch them
play soccer. No, right, no, like Major League they played baseball,
but that's not like not really like a movie you watch, like, oh,
I can't wait to see them throw the guy out
at third, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I wish, yeah, you wish what I wish golf was
like like football or like the NBA, like like fun.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Like happy Gilmore. I wish golf was like actually like
happy Gillmore.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, well they didn't like happy gill Moore. Shooter McGavin
didn't want Happy Gilmore on the tour. I know there
was too much.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I know, but like, is that like fun to like
like it doesn't have to be like so serious.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I get it. There are some tournaments I think they've
started recently that are like more fun. Like you're like
that you can yell when screen, like as.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
A crowd, and I mean, like, I've played golf, so
it's not like, well, you hit a ball, I've played
the holes and it's.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Quit after it's very frustrating hole.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Like I don't know why, like everyone's like in love
with it. It's just because people get drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
People drunk.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You just don't get drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Nobody gets drunk.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
They literally have a person who goes out there in
their cart to give drinks. Okay, you know that's the
only sport I know that they have open alcohol containers.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, you're playing it's barely a sport. It's more like
a game.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well I think I think if everyone else.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You can't even watch a sporting event without a beer,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I go to I go to high school sport events
all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, high school sporting event.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I go to other sport events. Yeah, we go to
the Reds.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'll be right back. I need a drink.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah. Forty five minutes later in line come back with
a fifteen dollars fucking bud Like.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
No, not anymore. I told you they have those nice kids.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah wait what a wait? But anyway, so yeah, maybe
you'll watch it, maybe you won't. Who knows you watch anything? Hum,
you don't really watch anything. We've talked about it, you don't.
It's just here I am with the same free fucking shot,
like I don't even some of the I don't. We
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talked about it so much.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
At least you'll know, like if I like have a
stroke or like get dementu or something like that, and
you have to like sometimes put me in front of
a TV for like ninety minutes because you're like I
gotta like get dinner ready or get her whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well, if you've had a really bad stroke going, I
mean I could probably just put you in front of
like the wall. Oh and you wouldn't even know. You
probably think, like I ears, yeah, but who knows what
they're even gonna be connected to at that point, it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'll I'll know this sounds so well, oh wow, right,
I wouldn't put you in front of a wall.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's like just because I would.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Like Stephanie, you would put me in front of the
shows you want to watch. You would literally put like
I would kill myself. I would find a way to
throw myself down the stairs because you'd be like, oh,
we're gonna watch friends. Like you get the remote and
you immediately, no matter what, you immediately put it on
the shows you want to watch. Right, yes, yeah, you
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know you do? You know you do. I know.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm just terrible.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh jeez, definitely see. I'll apologize because you were like
the other night you stumbled upstairs to bed at eleven
o'clock at night because you fell asleep on the stumbled,
not because she was drunk, stumbling because it's late. Comes
in the room. I've been sleeping for like three hours.
(33:17):
She comes in like the fucking Stapoff marshmallow man in Ghostbusters,
fucking toss and shit around, talking, just straight up talking
and turns on the fucking television, turns it up. It's eleven.
Just go to sleep. I sleep very well. Yeah, I
(33:39):
wonder why you come in fucking all praise and then
you're talking. You wake me up to tell me like, ah,
I'm so frustrated because I just I came up too late,
I guess. And now Doug wants to.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Get in the bed.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Whatever, come on, Doug, Come on, what I'm trying to
sleep tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And the Doug gets in the bed. Anytime he gets
in the bed. First thing he likes to do. He
walks over. He could give two ships about me, but
he walks over to me and he puts his face
right in mind. He goes and it's like it's like
a sniff and a sneeze at the same time. Okay, buddy, yeah,
And then he walked away, turns around right under the blanket,
(34:31):
right under the blanket. All right, But if I woke
you up, could you imagine the kids? The kids know
it's like waking up some cursed witch and Salem after
three hundred, like remember hocus Pocus.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Stephanie's pissed at me right now.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Please keep I don't know, I'm just what aspect.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Of Remember that time I said the wrong episode number?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Anyways, what else is on the doctor?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh? Geez, what's the matter. You can't take you can't
take a joke.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
You can, but it's just there's like one thing after another.
Here's another thing that Stephanie is like she watches the
same boring thing. So it's fucking driving me crazy. I
could kill myself and and and she's so insensitive and
so fucking rude that how she comes up to bed,
(35:37):
she doesn't even fucking think about me. Fucking does this
all the time. She always has to fucking do this.
And then, oh my god, could you imagine if we
woke her up, because let me tell you, she's a
fucking raging kind. If you wake her up, she'll fucking
literally be like, who the fuck just woke me up?
Because god forbid, she can't like have like a crazy
(35:58):
noise like wake here from deep sleep. It's probably some
fucking trauma response that she has and like doesn't know
because it's deep seated. But here, beat me down. I know,
I'm a fucking idiot. I should have like just knock
gone out of bed this morning.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Damn you, you definitely you are the queen you are.
You were clinic fucking gas light like you just made
me feel like shit. I'm just telling you you woke
up that I did. It's a funny story for the
(36:34):
podcast because you came in.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, don't do it like as you're about to like
pile on top.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Of like two other stories that make me sound like
a real fucking cunt.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Damn space that ship out I have.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
This is how I communicate with our fans to get help. Great.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Well, if any if any guys out there like, yeah,
tell that bitch, I'll fucking speak back.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So we don't need to tell me anything.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh well, definitely always feel I don't know, I'm just talking.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Well, the sex was good yesterday.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well, there we go. That's the important part. That's good. Well,
let me tell you. No, I'm just there was that time.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Time.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, I'm just it was literally just a joke. The
acne here. I don't think it's working.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
We'll have to call the landlord.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel very cool, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah it is. But it's very very hot today. I
think tomorrow is going to be as hot, but who knows.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Who knows? Is right? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, tomorrow is supposed to it might rain, not like.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Rain rain like well, so it's like like like for
a weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yes, of course it's going to rain. Of course it's
going to do. Does that ruin it? I mean I'm
saying this obviously you just went that I don't want
does that ruin any of your hundred things you got
going on? If it rains tomorrow or is everything you're
doing for the next three days that all indoor?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You know it's not supposed to rain where I'm going
to be tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
That's good, yep.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then Saturday it's a post a rain, like not
really you know, like it's like the random rain where
it's like erratic.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It is because it's like so hot, you know.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Right, I know there's a lot of people around a
lot of people around the pool today.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, that's something I gotta be care I have to
be careful of. Well no, no, no, just because I'll have to.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Tell you something off air, just.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just because you know, there's certain things I like to
you know, I'll get into like a routine. I'm like,
you know, listen, we're not too far off. Like you
got your routine for like what you want to watch
and stuff, and I've got my routine like after work,
I like to do certain certain things. And you know,
I can ease that's I can easily get into the
routine of like okay, done work, lunchlah blah blah blah.
(39:08):
Let's go to the pool. Yeah, just lay out and
relax the day. Like today, I could probably make it
about fifteen minutes before I just soaked through.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I wonder how warm the water is, like never warm,
it never. The only thing that's like kind of tricky
is that it just got.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Opened and yeah, like Memorial Day, so it hasn't been
opened for that long though it might not be.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
This is where it gets tricky for people because it's like, oh,
maybe the water got hot, and it's like, well, no,
it's only been hot one day.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yes, when it's so hot like this, though, it does
feel because like when.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's hot all day, you know what I mean. It
was hot like eight am.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah it was. I don't even think. I think I
started my car this morning, but I probably didn't really
need to. Sometimes it just started because sometimes they'll be
like all the an insation like on the windows and ship. Yeah.
I got up early. Doug not to go back to
that on his birthday. Woke me up at fucking uh
(40:10):
two fifty five before my alarm went off.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
You must have thought that we were doing something every
hour for him.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah. He probably He's like, hey, three o'clock, I mean
that's midnight it's like that's officially like it was definitely
it was. It was. Yeah, it was his birthday on
the West Coast.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
How many times did you? I told him about three
times birthday? But we have you.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I think I'd be crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I was.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I was just more like when we were outside at
three in the mornings, like are you done? Like, yeah,
so I was exciting a boy. People probably like, wow
this episode su Yeah, listened to these two.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Well they got to listen to a fight for fight?
Why fight?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
There's no fight. You just didn't like what I was saying.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Stephanie, Oh, just like just like the person we talked
to yesterday, why did your tone change?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh? Yeah, that was fun we were talking to We're
talking to the AI thing on Rock, which that is
really great. I don't care what you think about Like
with Elon.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Musk, she's a nice talker.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That that AI stuff, man, that that does it freaks
me out. I use it, but it freaks me out
because people are like, AI is gonna, like, listen, it's
going to do so much of this ship work that
nobody wants to do. It's going to free you up
to be more creative and do the things you want
to do in life, and it's like yeah, but it's
also completely devaluing creative stuff too, you know what I mean.
(41:47):
If right now, if I was like, you know, fuck it,
I want to write a book, fucking one of our
kids could write a book in three seconds using AI.
Oh I'm gonna write, maybe I'll be maybe I'll write songs.
Maybe we all make music. Oh no, there's there's a
whole thing, whole site. You can like have a whole
a whole song created in thirty seconds. That's creative you
(42:09):
then no, you just put in like, oh, write a
country song about French bulldogs, like modern country or nineties
country theme. Oh, and it'll fucking just do the song
in thirty seconds. So it's like, well that, like I said,
it's just kind of devalues art, and I wonder how
that'll shake out in the long And then with all
(42:29):
the video stuff now, like there's movies, actors are fock
there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Of like different weird things they are trying to like
put into like I think like helps so it's not
like overrun.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to be trying
to make money in the art. That's what I'm that's
what I'm saying right now.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
But we were just we were talking to her yes
or yeah, and we were like we were just asking
a random questions about like how people get nicknames, and
we did someone that we knew who had passed away,
but he had like a nickname that you know a
lot of people have, so where it could come from.
(43:11):
And you it said something, You're like, oh, well he's
dead or something. It's like and he said he died
of like the wrong thing too, but like he's really dead.
And she was like went from being like okay, let
me look at this, and she's like, oh okay. Well
sometimes it was like so like the tone went like
(43:32):
somber and it was like annoying because it's like I
don't know why you're patronizing him, like he has no Like.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't think it was. I I don't. I thought
it was kind of a well.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Not like patronizing, but like like you don't need to
like like too sympathetic. It's like it's it's okay that
you said the wrong thing, Like it's you didn't.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Know that he was dead.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
They didn't. I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, the thing it just takes the words. I don't
think that. I don't think the applecation knows if like
if I'm talking about it in a somber way or
if I'm talking like the way we were kind of talking,
like we were just goofing around. We think not it's
not funny, the subject is not funny. But like I said,
we were goofing around with that, but it decided because
of the words we were using to like be more like, I.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Think it does hear us because we can hear it,
so I feel like, yeah, but it's just it's not
like a real person. She sounds so nice because.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
She she does ask things and say I do like
talking to her sometimes, you and I.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Sometimes you and.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
I will talk to her randomly, like when we're walking
and we'll be like, oh, like if we're like the
flower thing right right right, or whenever we like are
talking about stuff like oh, I wonder what this is,
and we'll talk to her and then we'll ask her.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Questions and then we'll talk a while. Sometimes we'll say like, oh,
let's talk about a fight we're having.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, somebody definitely interrupt and be like, well, how do.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
We stop this? And I'll say maybe, yeah, I mean
but I you'll say, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Could you imagine if you had access to to like
AI when you were in school, Like, I don't know
how long.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm would probably get caught right away.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Well how long are we thinking that we're gonna send Okay,
hear me out on this. We send people to school
through history just so they can learn things, right, so
they can know things like off the top of your head, like, hey,
I knew you know about this with history that because
(45:39):
there was a long time where the only way to
get that information was to either no, like learn it
and know it, or you'd have to try and go
to like the library. Like if somebody walked up to
you it was like started talking to you about something
that happened in World War two back in the day. Yeah,
you you'd either just have to accept what they said,
(45:59):
learn from what they said, or be like, well, I'm
gonna have to go check out a book on World
War two. And it's like then they teach you history
in school and geography, so you know all these things.
But it's like, isn't it like kind of stupid to
be teaching some of this stuff now when you just
(46:19):
have access to it, Like if if somebody really like
wants to know.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, I guess I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Okay, why teach people too in depth about let's say
the Civil War beyond like it happened, here are the reasons,
this is what the outcome was. Anything beyond that, it's.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Like this any what class are taking?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
So like, yeah, you're obviously not doing that in algebra.
I'm just saying no. The calculators, like how much time,
Like everybody is a calculator in their pocket? How much
basic math does everybody have to learn or advance? Don't
don't know. I know it sounds dumb, and maybe it's
like people are like that sounds fucking terrible, ken, but
it's like if you have the tools to get the information,
(47:08):
you know, I mean like.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Well, okay, I guess in that sense, like we do,
but like we still need people to like teach it
to us.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
So it's still with like why that's it. That's the
tricky part. Oh, let's we'll pause it all right and
we're back. It's so crazy how the editing goes, because
I know, I listened to podcasts where people are probably
gone for like thirty minutes, and it's like it's obviously instant.
I'm not a moron. I know it's instant because the pause,
(47:37):
but to me, it's like, holy shit, you guys have
been waiting this whole time. Yeah, Like, well, I.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Hope you guys weren't waiting too long because we had a.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Couple of shitty episode like you got all pissy with
me because and I was like all fucking like because
you woke me up. And it's like because you can't
handle who criticism and all that, so not to pile on.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh my god, I love how we were.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like start right back with the let's just let's get
it's also a was a degree. So I think, what
we're going to do news there's no good news, there's
no good newss. Sephanie wants to We're gonna end this
one as is, which is barely an episode.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That you've wasted almost.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Almost an hour, like what like we've wasted pretty much
an hour like chatting and then Sunday or Saturday, Sephanie
wants to, you know, maybe do another one.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, we're going to do it another.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
We'll do a bonus one.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Bonus as for our Patreon.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Patre Yeah, if anybody was willing to pay anything to listen.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
To us to put an envelope right outside my door.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah no, please don't, don't. Don't. I don't need people
showing up anywhere. If I see somebody on our doorstep, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Bad enough, you see, it won't be bad.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, won't be good. Stephanie's like, well, I don't want
to get into it because you'll you'll want to leave
me because it's like the fucking online shopping now.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
But anyways, that's for another day, another.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Day, another time. And it's also ridiculously hot in this room.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
So which I'm a little goodbye for now.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Goodbye for now. I guess let's it.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
So from here we go again.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I'm Ken, I'm Sephanie, and we'll see you next time.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Get it.
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie. And let's see since every episode
we're like, oh is this a nighttime show? This is
like a midday show now.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was riding after Nome.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, and it's the hottest fucking day of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, fun fact.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, it is ninety degrees here in New Hampshire June fifth,
twenty twenty five. The last time it was ninety degrees
in New Hampshire it was August second, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We heard that on the news yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, that's fun every day, that's my birthday. That's good.
Let's put out maybe, and then let's share my social
and my childhood dog's name.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We're duking fire car.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well yeah, it was like six It's okay, Puddles.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I wasn't gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Trust me. I haven't used for anybody out there, any scammers, anybody.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Trying to leave us alone.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't want Yeah, leave us like it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Leave us alone. And then I haven't used Puddles as
any of my security questions. Yeah, great, I got cramp.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I can't hide it. I'm not going to hide it
from now.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
There's no reason.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Fans.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm sure they're probably could tell already in my voice
that there was some type of distress.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh my god, Stephanie, what is wrong with you? Seriously?
I love you. There's something wrong. The fans they could
tell there was something wrong in your voice.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They probably couldn't. I was just saying because like, I'm
just letting you know because they're coming on, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm pretty sure for anybody that listens to this show,
one things they've gotten used to. One probably barely hearing
you is talking into the microphone is your biggest challenge.
Two long pauses talking to you because your technic usually
it's scrolling. It has nothing to do with cramps or
anything like that. You're like on.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Your I'm not on my phone right now.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's awesome. I like it you're interacting. But every two
seconds when you're like, oh, my uterus or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I have my heating pad, which I could turn my
heating pet.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
On, just not Oh my god. Now listen, I'm not judging.
I know why you would need that. I'm just thinking
any extra heat right now, I put a fucking bullet
right in my head. I can't like this type of weather.
I haven't enjoyed the rain. I like, you know that
it gets nice outside, but I mean people have to
be with me. I mean to what was it like
(02:36):
fifty degrees like yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's so tricky living in New Hampshire, in.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
New England in general.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But I just only fifty five to ninety that's I mean,
that's it's just gross. And it's even grosser than it's
like it reach a certain age and it's like, oh
my god, like this is what we're going to talk about.
We've thought weather, we talk about birds, yep, like and
it's even worse than that. Shout out to Doug. Happy birthday,
(03:09):
Dug the dog four years old, big four years old.
So we've celebrated our dog birthday. We've told him. I
asked him, you can't have the vibrate thing. I know,
that's that's real. That's that's pushing it. I know, yeah, yeah, no,
that's okay. That's great.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It was loud to us, but I don't know if others.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It could be. It may not be. I don't know.
Your voice barely picks up sometimes, so it might not
be okay. It might have been okay, or there might
have been a steady hum through the whole fat Yeah.
So yeah, Dug the dog he turned four. I feel
When I got home, I said, Oh, have you've been
doing anything fun for your birthday? Nope, nothing at all.
(03:51):
I did turn on the AC for them.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thanks for making me feel bad. Why would I make
you feel bad because I was at work all day and.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Now way I get home and I turned on the AC.
They didn't need the AC like as it was heating.
I was just hot.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I haven't played anything fun for him for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well do you think we were taking him to chuck
e cheese or anything. It's just a dog like it's
happy that we say happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I bet they have. I wonder where, but I bet
they have, like an of.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Course they do for crazy people. We're not gonna take
the dog to like some special place for him for
his birthday. We'll give him a frosty paw. You'll like
having a frost I think we do. Yeah, Stephanie, this
is a dog. He likes ice cubes. He thinks an
ice cube is a treat. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hey, good news about Doug and his fascination with rabbit poop.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
One. It is bad for him. But I one of my.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Clients they was a vet and she said, yeah, the
good thing about it there's no parasite.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Though they will have an upset tummy, but like no harm.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That makes sense because we've taken his stool sample in
they get it tested and they're like, no sign of parasites.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So I'm so I don't know what actually like upsets
his stomach.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, but she's like when she said there's just a
little uptets, I'm like, you have not seen what out
of him.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is a fountain of fas.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I did tell her that we have hoarded the pills,
and she thinks, yeah, I don't see why not.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean basically, you know, giving them a moodium, a
d form, I think he'll be okay, you know, but yeah,
I mean, so it's his birthday. I don't think again,
we're not doing anything. You got kind of a crazy
weekend coming up, you got all kinds of shit going
on the next two days. Typical. I mean, that's kind
(05:44):
of typical. Wouldn't you say that most schedule things. If
there's anything, it all stems from you not in a
bad way.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm not really throwing it sounds.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Seems like I always have something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, you don't always have something going on. But if
there's something going on, it's you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well I took it. Sounds bad, but it's that's good
because I took it as like.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Of course you did everybody anything that anybody says you
take bad. I didn't take it back. We see how
you reacting, like, oh, of course it's you. Yeah, because
you get it. I want to have friends and I
want to have family and things like that. It's like, well, yeah,
that's what comes with the it comes with the territory.
When you're a lone wolf like me, you just hope
(06:31):
you don't get struck by a car and break a
leg because then you just wander off into the woods
and die, because that's how it goes, you know what
I'm saying. But for you, all kinds of shit going
on alone. You always have me around, but well no
you're not around. You're gone off on your things off.
Yeah you're like, hey, I'm gonna go visit another pack
(06:53):
this afternoon. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
She has the best snack.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, Martha at the other pack of walls. She's
got great chips. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm gonna make yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, you're bringing the dip. And I'm like, whoa, oh,
I just said, look at a rock.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So she have a husband, what's that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah? Probably, but he's probably fucking annoying.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He's like one of the so yappy yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, yappie wolf. That's all I need.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Gross back to you anyways, Well, happy Thursday.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't think we've ever done a podcast on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Of course we have. We've done I think on every
day of the week. The Yeah, I think every day
of the week we've done.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I do just want to say, and I don't want
to like point it pointed out too.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But last week's episode was episode eighty three. Okay, the
episode Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Really yeah, Oh well sorry, that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh, just we're bringing up things we've done as mistakes
in the past. Oh, this should be a fun episode.
Let's get let's create a list. Every husband likes this. Gay.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I was just trying to do, like what I've heard
on some other different things, and they're like, oh, correction, we.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Said, Oh that's the correction. Everything else we've said has
been perfectly factual right on board.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You can can screwed up the episode number. I got you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're always so good about it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh sure, Oh that's a nice way to put it.
That's like with the like I did with the tune
official the other day.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That was so funny. I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I tried.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I knew I did it because I knew you did it.
When I did it, I said, this is this.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is other excitement. I don't know if other people go
through this, but you I eat a can of tuna
fish like basically every day, and you you know you're
putting stuff away. I get it. I'm not going to
talk shit. It sounds like I'm always like whatever, but
you know you decided, well, four cans stacked one on
top of the other. If you smush it in there
(09:20):
like you're putting ex caliber back, it is there is.
There was a lot of scraping to try to get
the stack of tuna fish out of the cabinet, and
instead of me just doing like Stephanie, why did you
stuff these in there like that? I think I said
(09:41):
to the effect like basically like, oh I think, geez,
did I put this tuna fish?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Away, like I'm doing something so crazy to put it
in and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I can't believe I did this.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
At the top of that wait and you're like, that's
so weird, And I was just and I said.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know, I do that myself.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Sometimes I go and I think perhaps could have been me.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You don't need to fall on your sword. And then
he said, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, I know you because I've I've learned a little bit.
I'm trying to get better after all these years. But
if I just come out and say, Sephanie, why did
you do that? Somehow, somehow, at the end of the conversation,
I will be apologizing to you for what you did.
So I just said, fuck it, I'll apologize up front.
(10:35):
And then you're like, well maybe I did that. It's like.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So silly, Yeah, so silly. Like I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That's good. That's a oh no. And I just charged
that for.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You the other day.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You've been pushing the limits of your heating pad. Yeh uh.
It's it's a mixed bag, Okay. I thought it was, yeah,
not going to be an easy, easy grab.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm a survivor.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, you're tough. You're tough, baby.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I've had worse cramps it'll.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Be okay to make it through.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What else is going on, well, besides the big one
Doug's four.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, we went through that. Yeah, we don't. That's a horse.
We don't need to keep beating.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
No, I know, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
People would love to hear you, so if you would.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Any talking to that microphone.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't know. I don't really.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We didn't see our movies yet, so we can't report
on that.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know we've been talking about going to the movies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, we'll get there. We'll move on from that.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, June's kind of busy with stuff, Like you were saying,
I'm gone again.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, well it is what it is. I wish we could,
you know, gussie it up a little bit. But yeah,
I mean you're off on a you got all kinds
of stuff coming up, and then school's ending, so we'll
have kids, you know, a full house of kids for
a little bit, and there's a whole bunch of back
and forth, you know, with still doing sports like summer
(12:12):
sports and this and that. And it really hit me
the other day. People can agree with me, disagree with me.
I can tell you if you have young kids, right,
now young kids doesn't matter young five twelve, I don't care.
You got to really really think, in my opinion, I
should start saying just in my opinion, you really should
(12:35):
weigh out their future, whether or not whether or not
you want them to keep playing sports, like especially in
high school. Because I'll tell you what, one kid we
have two one didn't play sports and worked, and one's
been playing sports, and I'll tell you the one that worked.
(12:56):
I know this is not like mind like mind blowing
so much better off financially, like going into college.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And like the huge aspect of where we live in time,
So I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There's no no, I get that doesn't matter, Yeah it does.
What is where we live have to do with whether
or not you have your kid play sports versus working.
You could do both if we live there's no way
with the night with the evening practices, like every effort of.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That you would have been able to find flexible like
weekend jobs or like the supermarkets like.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They hire for like odd hours. But he has to travel.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
To be between houses, so that that isn't a fact
for him.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So yes, that that is something.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But I'm just saying for for people like normally.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Like because like I did sports and worked, right, so.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Could you have your weekends you worked on the there
were jobs?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, so I mean there, but I didn't have to
drive an hour and a half to write.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That doesn't make it tricky. I give what you're saying.
I see that, and like we.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Want to see him, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I just it's like you gotta just in general sometimes
and I know if he ever, he'll never listen to this.
And it's like, I know how much he loves playing sports,
and I love that he loves playing sports, and I'm
not discounting some of the things that probably came along
with playing sports, you know, learning to socialize and be
on a team and all this whatever, happy crappy horseshit
(14:29):
like that. But at the at the same time, it's like,
why the fuck do we do this? Like because other
than that, like I don't know, I don't know if
like I started thinking about this, Like everybody talks about
these younger generations that don't want to work and they
don't want to be there. They don't and it's like, well,
(14:50):
because a lot of them didn't fucking work through school
because they were playing sports, which gives you nothing unless
you get a scholarship, and the chances of that are
pretty slim. So what did you get out of those years?
I got to kick the ball to Molly fucking he
is working.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I mean, I know, I know he's not working a lot, But.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The point isn't like one hundred specifically him. I'm just
putting it out to like people listening that you know,
you got to think about long term, like when they're
done with high school. There's a good chance that they're
done with sports forever and they may have nothing to
show for, like they're going to be in a would
be in a tough financial.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I think I think there's like just for not us
in general, but just for like being around other high
school kids because of like where I work, Like all
of them do like sports and work, so it's like
they are doing it. What they're getting out of playing
(15:50):
sports is probably just like being involved in their high
school for those four years instead of just like showing
up going to class, like not really talking toom.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's like you're you're making the best of it.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Like he likes sport, he likes to play sports, He
likes to learn about sport, so being involved in sports
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He's he's able to kind of do both.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Like obviously if he worked every day after school, then
you know, he also wouldn't be able to be in
like club stuff, like he wants to be involved. Some
people like to be social, Like you could like never
go to work in a place where you have to
talk to people every day. I literally worked with you
for like six or seven months and it's just you.
(16:36):
I'm like, I need another other people, Like I have
to talk about people.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I don't. Yeah, I have to talk. I don't. Like
I've said I think I've probably said before on here.
It's like I I don't get it, but I get it.
Do you know what I'm saying? Like I get it
and don't get it. It's like, Nope, people need people.
That's a pretty seems like a pretty normal thing. I do.
Not that's it you need? What's that you need me?
(17:00):
I guess? I mean, I love you. Need I think
is real.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Picky Doug needs you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Doug doesn't need anybody. Doug I think, could literally wander
out the door on his own and somebody within five
minutes would pick him up and give him another life
that he'd be fine with.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I would be so because he would be. So he's
so nice and welcoming to everyone.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Now, if people are picking up anything from Stephanie's voice,
it's not her crams, it's the life saver. She's stuffed
in her face to talk during your podcast. So so
that's fine, whatever, whatever, Who cares?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You've never just sucked on a lifesaver.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
One day during well, I have to talk into a microphone.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I guess not what am I supposed to? I could
drop dead in five minutes. I didn't get my life saver.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I didn't spend a lot of time needing you. Since
you could just drop dead in five minutes, God, I'd
be lost. What would I do? Oh no, yeah, no shit,
So don't be using stupid ass.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
If I did during the podcast and somehow this got out,
you think.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It would go viral, like woman drops that during podcast?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What they probably do? I bet people will be like,
check the lifesavers. I bet he. I bet he put
something in him.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yes. Yes. Along with just barely scraping through high school,
I've learned enough chemistry to be able to inject a
life saver full of poison while it is still wrapped.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Kay, not that, not that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm not gonna die, but you do downstairs have multiple devices.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That can heat up plastic and make it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
T shirt heat press. Stephanie, you think I've I've mastered.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You've opened up the bag.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh my god, what's that is that? That's me sprinkling
the price So I'm holding the poison.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Okay, and then and then and you're like.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh, looko it, I made you a candy.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jesus christ I think there's a lot of there's a
lot of husbands with dead wives that are grateful that
you're not a private investigator. You know what I mean. Well,
what he probably did. He probably injected her with cancer
and then watched her die. Like Jesus Christmas, I sprinkled
(19:34):
poison on the lives and then I resealed it with
our with our heat press that we used to make
the ones.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
If all of a sudden I did and it was like,
you'd be like prime suspect.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
They'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The best part about this is that I know that
if you ever get the motivated to kill me, they'll
catch you in two seconds, because you'll be down there
with a pile of poison in front of you in
the with the heat press, and you'll call to me.
You'll literally be like, I can't get this to work.
This piece of shit, I can't get it to works,
(20:08):
not heating up? You just like, what is this? Don't
worry about it, Jesus ken so many questions. This is
why I need to be around other people. You're too much.
You're too much for me. I need to be social.
You need to let me free here breathe this in.
(20:30):
Like then it'll be like fucking I don't even know
what you would Actually, you would have bought poison from somebody,
so it's probably like fucking uh soft scrub, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You would have smelled that, babe. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Fuck I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Let's just way we've talked about it before. Let's just
make a like a pretty decent pact, like let's not
kill each other again. If I'm going to prison, it
ain't for killing you, you know what I mean? Like,
that's that would like you the least of my concerns
in life when it comes to killing people. Well that
doesn't help. But I don't know. I don't want to
(21:14):
go to fucking I don't think i'd want to go
to jail.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't think I would.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Want to go through the process if I could just
if somebody just showed up.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, I know real quick, because that's all my mind
right now. It's just like if they just showed up
and they were like, hey, you're you're under arrest, you're guilty,
you go right to prison. It's like if I didn't
have to sit in court. No, I guess I would
just take a plead deal. I guess they don't want
to pay a lawyer. Just show me myself. Hmmm, Like
that's okay, put me in solitary.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
What's the one you.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Want to be in versus the one you don't want
to I don't know what you mean. Well, aren't there
like different types of like.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Jails in prison?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh, I'm sure i'd want to go where Martha.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Weren't jail in prison? Different?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, jails like where they hold you, prisons like.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
You're acted, yeah, you're off. But then there's federal prison.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, federal. Yeah, there's all kinds of difference.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's a little bit nicer than like general prison. I
don't know i'd want the one.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, I wouldn't want to do it, but the ones
where they're breaking out.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Those ones must be kind of like easy peasy.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Or they're so bad that they're just like let some
of these people out, you know, like squeezing a pimple,
let a few of them out. It's like, like, I
don't think got rid of those.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think I don't know if they got them either.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, I don't know either. But it's always somebody that
works there, like helping them.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh geez, remember the lady who was letting people out
because she was yeah, oh, we're in love, like love
with a prison, Like, come on, we're not going to
go down that road because we already went through that episode.
What's that? Yeah something? Yeah, I've been watching a bunch
(23:04):
of shows again. Okay, I watched I watched all of
this show on Netflix called Department Q. I just finished that.
That's that was pretty good. That was decent. That was
like a British show. I don't know if it's British,
Irish Scottish. I don't know. It's one of these where
they talk funny. That was that was decent.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Over the pond, Over the Pond for you and it
was I don't know, it was good.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
It was kind of like it was like if you
took the show House, you know, with the cantankerous lead,
who's really smart house doctor the show House.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's likely.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, what his name? His name is not cantankerous Lee,
as if he's as if he's Chinese. He is a cane.
Can't see it, Like now you've ruined the word cantankerous
(24:14):
lead like a guy who's like lead, Like the guy
is like an honorary kind of guy. He's like a
grouchy guy. That's why I should have said. I said grouchy.
That's his name, Cantankerous Lee.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So anyway, it's been five minutes, so I'm not dead right.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Also that life saver pop another one though it builds up.
So anyway, guys, he's a grouchy guy. He's like a detective.
He gets shot, so it's a little extra grouchy, and
he's trying to solve this like cold case type thing.
So it's it's like a crime show. It's the whole
(25:00):
season is like one case. You know, get a couple
of quirky characters in there. Who's good, who's worth it?
Still watching Mobland? I have not can't be can't be
Mobland that's that's really good. I watched Gangs of New
York or Gangs of New York, Gangs of London. That
was a that's a very violent show. That's that was
(25:22):
like supposed to be on AMC plus.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's on HBO.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, that's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I gotta get my dad because he would really
like but that the episode in the scene that I watched, I.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, a lot of a lot of violence,
like extra violence. You know, it's like one thing of
like you just even for me, it's like this was
the type of show like some people want to show, like, oh,
they get shot and they'll like grab their neck and
they fall down. This one they get shot in the
neck and it's like spurting out of their neck like
(26:00):
my neck, and then they're like I'm gonna punch you
in your bullet hole. So that was that was pretty good.
It was good. It's good, but it's it's not if
that makes sense. It's like a perfect like filler show,
you know what I mean. Because if you want, if
I say it's good and you watch it, you're probably
(26:21):
gonna see that it's not really that good because you
think it's going to be it's dark. It's like the atmosphere.
And then you're like, this has so many fucking plot holes,
like this doesn't make any sense a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's just it's just all.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
These shows like this. It's like I watch it and
everybody's fucking shooting and kicking each other and stabing each other,
and it's like just fucking mayhem and blood and everybody's dead.
And then the good guy or the bad guy that
the last two left, and then suddenly that's when they
(27:00):
decided to not shoot anymore. Do you know what I'm saying.
It's like, oh wow, instead of shooting you now, I'm
gonna tie you up. It's like it's almost like the
fucking Joke and Austin Powers back in the day. Just
shoot him, just shoot him. Stop, why are you talking?
What are you doing? Just look, I could just shoot him.
(27:20):
I could just shoot him right now. It'll be over
like Seth Green, right, But they don't do that. So whatever,
and then I don't know. It just started a show
today called Stick with Owen Wilson, which ones get the
Weird Nose. That's Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson's four year old, right,
(27:42):
So this is old school. Yeah, so Owen Wilson, and
he plays like kind of a washed up golfer who
discovers this kid who's like a natural.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, and that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You feel like golf. It's like from the same people
with liked Lasso, but for golf. But it's golf. Yeah,
so it's decent. I mean the tricky part with like
a golf show is there's not there's like not a
whole lot of action with golf, as you can imagine.
So a lot of the show is just showing this
kid like swinging the golf club and you're supposed to
(28:20):
be excited because he hits it so well, but it's
just a lot of like flunk and close up of
his face and then like off the back.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I know you're not a big.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Fan of I have like my own like golfish I.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Know, but I think it's probably over stepping. Oh no, no, no, no,
I think that time has past.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Can you let me finish?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
My god, how does it feel? Well?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I don't know, you never let me finish anymore? Yeah,
of course that time is over, but it's just still
like there's no like I'll never like appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Like it's just like it's just kind of.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Like, uh, I don't know, it's like boring anyway, and
like I never got to experience it, like how I
wanted to, like first chancings and I was just like
a boring game.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, well, I mean it's really more of a people
thing than golf, like Ted Lao is very.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Like I know, that's why. That's why, No, there's not
there's a lot of soccer, I mean compared to like
soccer can still be boring though too.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah soccer can, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Like not all the time, but I mean I'm sure
there's fun.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Parts of He tuned into Ted Lasser to watch them
play soccer. No, right, no, like Major League they played baseball,
but that's not like not really like a movie you watch, like, oh,
I can't wait to see them throw the guy out
at third, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I wish, yeah, you wish what I wish golf was
like like football or like the NBA, like like fun.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Like happy Gilmore. I wish golf was like actually like
happy Gillmore.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, well they didn't like happy gill Moore. Shooter McGavin
didn't want Happy Gilmore on the tour. I know there
was too much.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I know, but like, is that like fun to like
like it doesn't have to be like so serious.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I get it. There are some tournaments I think they've
started recently that are like more fun. Like you're like
that you can yell when screen, like as.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
A crowd, and I mean, like, I've played golf, so
it's not like, well, you hit a ball, I've played
the holes and it's.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Quit after it's very frustrating hole.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Like I don't know why, like everyone's like in love
with it. It's just because people get drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
People drunk.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You just don't get drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Nobody gets drunk.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
They literally have a person who goes out there in
their cart to give drinks. Okay, you know that's the
only sport I know that they have open alcohol containers.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, you're playing it's barely a sport. It's more like
a game.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well I think I think if everyone else.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You can't even watch a sporting event without a beer,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I go to I go to high school sport events
all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, high school sporting event.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I go to other sport events. Yeah, we go to
the Reds.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'll be right back. I need a drink.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah. Forty five minutes later in line come back with
a fifteen dollars fucking bud Like.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
No, not anymore. I told you they have those nice kids.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah wait what a wait? But anyway, so yeah, maybe
you'll watch it, maybe you won't. Who knows you watch anything? Hum,
you don't really watch anything. We've talked about it, you don't.
It's just here I am with the same free fucking shot,
like I don't even some of the I don't. We
(31:49):
talked about it so much.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
At least you'll know, like if I like have a
stroke or like get dementu or something like that, and
you have to like sometimes put me in front of
a TV for like ninety minutes because you're like I
gotta like get dinner ready or get her whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well, if you've had a really bad stroke going, I
mean I could probably just put you in front of
like the wall. Oh and you wouldn't even know. You
probably think, like I ears, yeah, but who knows what
they're even gonna be connected to at that point, it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'll I'll know this sounds so well, oh wow, right,
I wouldn't put you in front of a wall.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's like just because I would.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Like Stephanie, you would put me in front of the
shows you want to watch. You would literally put like
I would kill myself. I would find a way to
throw myself down the stairs because you'd be like, oh,
we're gonna watch friends. Like you get the remote and
you immediately, no matter what, you immediately put it on
the shows you want to watch. Right, yes, yeah, you
(32:51):
know you do? You know you do. I know.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm just terrible.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh jeez, definitely see. I'll apologize because you were like
the other night you stumbled upstairs to bed at eleven
o'clock at night because you fell asleep on the stumbled,
not because she was drunk, stumbling because it's late. Comes
in the room. I've been sleeping for like three hours.
(33:17):
She comes in like the fucking Stapoff marshmallow man in Ghostbusters,
fucking toss and shit around, talking, just straight up talking
and turns on the fucking television, turns it up. It's eleven.
Just go to sleep. I sleep very well. Yeah, I
(33:39):
wonder why you come in fucking all praise and then
you're talking. You wake me up to tell me like, ah,
I'm so frustrated because I just I came up too late,
I guess. And now Doug wants to.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Get in the bed.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Whatever, come on, Doug, Come on, what I'm trying to
sleep tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And the Doug gets in the bed. Anytime he gets
in the bed. First thing he likes to do. He
walks over. He could give two ships about me, but
he walks over to me and he puts his face
right in mind. He goes and it's like it's like
a sniff and a sneeze at the same time. Okay, buddy, yeah,
And then he walked away, turns around right under the blanket,
(34:31):
right under the blanket. All right, But if I woke
you up, could you imagine the kids? The kids know
it's like waking up some cursed witch and Salem after
three hundred, like remember hocus Pocus.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Stephanie's pissed at me right now.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Please keep I don't know, I'm just what aspect.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Of Remember that time I said the wrong episode number?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Anyways, what else is on the doctor?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh? Geez, what's the matter. You can't take you can't
take a joke.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
You can, but it's just there's like one thing after another.
Here's another thing that Stephanie is like she watches the
same boring thing. So it's fucking driving me crazy. I
could kill myself and and and she's so insensitive and
so fucking rude that how she comes up to bed,
(35:37):
she doesn't even fucking think about me. Fucking does this
all the time. She always has to fucking do this.
And then, oh my god, could you imagine if we
woke her up, because let me tell you, she's a
fucking raging kind. If you wake her up, she'll fucking
literally be like, who the fuck just woke me up?
Because god forbid, she can't like have like a crazy
(35:58):
noise like wake here from deep sleep. It's probably some
fucking trauma response that she has and like doesn't know
because it's deep seated. But here, beat me down. I know,
I'm a fucking idiot. I should have like just knock
gone out of bed this morning.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Damn you, you definitely you are the queen you are.
You were clinic fucking gas light like you just made
me feel like shit. I'm just telling you you woke
up that I did. It's a funny story for the
(36:34):
podcast because you came in.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, don't do it like as you're about to like
pile on top.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Of like two other stories that make me sound like
a real fucking cunt.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Damn space that ship out I have.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
This is how I communicate with our fans to get help. Great.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Well, if any if any guys out there like, yeah,
tell that bitch, I'll fucking speak back.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So we don't need to tell me anything.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh well, definitely always feel I don't know, I'm just talking.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Well, the sex was good yesterday.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well, there we go. That's the important part. That's good. Well,
let me tell you. No, I'm just there was that time.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Time.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, I'm just it was literally just a joke. The
acne here. I don't think it's working.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
We'll have to call the landlord.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel very cool, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah it is. But it's very very hot today. I
think tomorrow is going to be as hot, but who knows.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Who knows? Is right? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, tomorrow is supposed to it might rain, not like.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Rain rain like well, so it's like like like for
a weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yes, of course it's going to rain. Of course it's
going to do. Does that ruin it? I mean I'm
saying this obviously you just went that I don't want
does that ruin any of your hundred things you got
going on? If it rains tomorrow or is everything you're
doing for the next three days that all indoor?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You know it's not supposed to rain where I'm going
to be tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
That's good, yep.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then Saturday it's a post a rain, like not
really you know, like it's like the random rain where
it's like erratic.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It is because it's like so hot, you know.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Right, I know there's a lot of people around a
lot of people around the pool today.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, that's something I gotta be care I have to
be careful of. Well no, no, no, just because I'll have to.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Tell you something off air, just.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just because you know, there's certain things I like to
you know, I'll get into like a routine. I'm like,
you know, listen, we're not too far off. Like you
got your routine for like what you want to watch
and stuff, and I've got my routine like after work,
I like to do certain certain things. And you know,
I can ease that's I can easily get into the
routine of like okay, done work, lunchlah blah blah blah.
(39:08):
Let's go to the pool. Yeah, just lay out and
relax the day. Like today, I could probably make it
about fifteen minutes before I just soaked through.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I wonder how warm the water is, like never warm,
it never. The only thing that's like kind of tricky
is that it just got.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Opened and yeah, like Memorial Day, so it hasn't been
opened for that long though it might not be.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
This is where it gets tricky for people because it's like, oh,
maybe the water got hot, and it's like, well, no,
it's only been hot one day.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yes, when it's so hot like this, though, it does
feel because like when.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's hot all day, you know what I mean. It
was hot like eight am.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah it was. I don't even think. I think I
started my car this morning, but I probably didn't really
need to. Sometimes it just started because sometimes they'll be
like all the an insation like on the windows and ship. Yeah.
I got up early. Doug not to go back to
that on his birthday. Woke me up at fucking uh
(40:10):
two fifty five before my alarm went off.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
You must have thought that we were doing something every
hour for him.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah. He probably He's like, hey, three o'clock, I mean
that's midnight it's like that's officially like it was definitely
it was. It was. Yeah, it was his birthday on
the West Coast.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
How many times did you? I told him about three
times birthday? But we have you.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I think I'd be crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I was.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I was just more like when we were outside at
three in the mornings, like are you done? Like, yeah,
so I was exciting a boy. People probably like, wow
this episode su Yeah, listened to these two.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Well they got to listen to a fight for fight?
Why fight?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
There's no fight. You just didn't like what I was saying.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Stephanie, Oh, just like just like the person we talked
to yesterday, why did your tone change?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh? Yeah, that was fun we were talking to We're
talking to the AI thing on Rock, which that is
really great. I don't care what you think about Like
with Elon.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Musk, she's a nice talker.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That that AI stuff, man, that that does it freaks
me out. I use it, but it freaks me out
because people are like, AI is gonna, like, listen, it's
going to do so much of this ship work that
nobody wants to do. It's going to free you up
to be more creative and do the things you want
to do in life, and it's like yeah, but it's
also completely devaluing creative stuff too, you know what I mean.
(41:47):
If right now, if I was like, you know, fuck it,
I want to write a book, fucking one of our
kids could write a book in three seconds using AI.
Oh I'm gonna write, maybe I'll be maybe I'll write songs.
Maybe we all make music. Oh no, there's there's a
whole thing, whole site. You can like have a whole
a whole song created in thirty seconds. That's creative you
(42:09):
then no, you just put in like, oh, write a
country song about French bulldogs, like modern country or nineties
country theme. Oh, and it'll fucking just do the song
in thirty seconds. So it's like, well that, like I said,
it's just kind of devalues art, and I wonder how
that'll shake out in the long And then with all
(42:29):
the video stuff now, like there's movies, actors are fock
there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Of like different weird things they are trying to like
put into like I think like helps so it's not
like overrun.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to be trying
to make money in the art. That's what I'm that's
what I'm saying right now.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
But we were just we were talking to her yes
or yeah, and we were like we were just asking
a random questions about like how people get nicknames, and
we did someone that we knew who had passed away,
but he had like a nickname that you know a
lot of people have, so where it could come from.
(43:11):
And you it said something, You're like, oh, well he's
dead or something. It's like and he said he died
of like the wrong thing too, but like he's really dead.
And she was like went from being like okay, let
me look at this, and she's like, oh okay. Well
sometimes it was like so like the tone went like
(43:32):
somber and it was like annoying because it's like I
don't know why you're patronizing him, like he has no Like.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't think it was. I I don't. I thought
it was kind of a well.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Not like patronizing, but like like you don't need to
like like too sympathetic. It's like it's it's okay that
you said the wrong thing, Like it's you didn't.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Know that he was dead.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
They didn't. I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, the thing it just takes the words. I don't
think that. I don't think the applecation knows if like
if I'm talking about it in a somber way or
if I'm talking like the way we were kind of talking,
like we were just goofing around. We think not it's
not funny, the subject is not funny. But like I said,
we were goofing around with that, but it decided because
of the words we were using to like be more like, I.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Think it does hear us because we can hear it,
so I feel like, yeah, but it's just it's not
like a real person. She sounds so nice because.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
She she does ask things and say I do like
talking to her sometimes, you and I.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Sometimes you and.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
I will talk to her randomly, like when we're walking
and we'll be like, oh, like if we're like the
flower thing right right right, or whenever we like are
talking about stuff like oh, I wonder what this is,
and we'll talk to her and then we'll ask her.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Questions and then we'll talk a while. Sometimes we'll say like, oh,
let's talk about a fight we're having.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, somebody definitely interrupt and be like, well, how do.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
We stop this? And I'll say maybe, yeah, I mean
but I you'll say, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Could you imagine if you had access to to like
AI when you were in school, Like, I don't know
how long.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm would probably get caught right away.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Well how long are we thinking that we're gonna send Okay,
hear me out on this. We send people to school
through history just so they can learn things, right, so
they can know things like off the top of your head, like, hey,
I knew you know about this with history that because
(45:39):
there was a long time where the only way to
get that information was to either no, like learn it
and know it, or you'd have to try and go
to like the library. Like if somebody walked up to
you it was like started talking to you about something
that happened in World War two back in the day. Yeah,
you you'd either just have to accept what they said,
(45:59):
learn from what they said, or be like, well, I'm
gonna have to go check out a book on World
War two. And it's like then they teach you history
in school and geography, so you know all these things.
But it's like, isn't it like kind of stupid to
be teaching some of this stuff now when you just
(46:19):
have access to it, Like if if somebody really like
wants to know.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, I guess I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Okay, why teach people too in depth about let's say
the Civil War beyond like it happened, here are the reasons,
this is what the outcome was. Anything beyond that, it's.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Like this any what class are taking?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
So like, yeah, you're obviously not doing that in algebra.
I'm just saying no. The calculators, like how much time,
Like everybody is a calculator in their pocket? How much
basic math does everybody have to learn or advance? Don't
don't know. I know it sounds dumb, and maybe it's
like people are like that sounds fucking terrible, ken, but
it's like if you have the tools to get the information,
(47:08):
you know, I mean like.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Well, okay, I guess in that sense, like we do,
but like we still need people to like teach it
to us.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
So it's still with like why that's it. That's the
tricky part. Oh, let's we'll pause it all right and
we're back. It's so crazy how the editing goes, because
I know, I listened to podcasts where people are probably
gone for like thirty minutes, and it's like it's obviously instant.
I'm not a moron. I know it's instant because the pause,
(47:37):
but to me, it's like, holy shit, you guys have
been waiting this whole time. Yeah, Like, well, I.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Hope you guys weren't waiting too long because we had a.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Couple of shitty episode like you got all pissy with
me because and I was like all fucking like because
you woke me up. And it's like because you can't
handle who criticism and all that, so not to pile on.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh my god, I love how we were.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like start right back with the let's just let's get
it's also a was a degree. So I think, what
we're going to do news there's no good news, there's
no good newss. Sephanie wants to We're gonna end this
one as is, which is barely an episode.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That you've wasted almost.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Almost an hour, like what like we've wasted pretty much
an hour like chatting and then Sunday or Saturday, Sephanie
wants to, you know, maybe do another one.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, we're going to do it another.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
We'll do a bonus one.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Bonus as for our Patreon.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Patre Yeah, if anybody was willing to pay anything to listen.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
To us to put an envelope right outside my door.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah no, please don't, don't. Don't. I don't need people
showing up anywhere. If I see somebody on our doorstep, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Bad enough, you see, it won't be bad.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, won't be good. Stephanie's like, well, I don't want
to get into it because you'll you'll want to leave
me because it's like the fucking online shopping now.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
But anyways, that's for another day, another.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Day, another time. And it's also ridiculously hot in this room.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
So which I'm a little goodbye for now.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Goodbye for now. I guess let's it.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
So from here we go again.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I'm Ken, I'm Sephanie, and we'll see you next time.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Get it.
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