Episode 88

Ken and Stephanie are back and it has been a little while. It’s the tale of two different recording sessions for sure. From a tier of ice cream flavors to some of the stressors of relationships.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie, and just.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Like always, Stephanie's mocking me no at the end of
the table as I I just do it.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're just like, could you never let could you never
let me talk first?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah? Oh boy, well tell you at uh wait little
sniffle notes here wait.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happy August.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
The last time we spoke yeah, happy.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
With our listeners, it was July sixteenth, so.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Day before our anniversary.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, so we haven't even talked about that.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't think people care too much. You don't know,
you know, I don't. I used to get I had
like dad and stepmom, and they would get really really
irate if you didn't remember their anniversary. And it's like
to me or anniversaries, it's like it's ours, it's like

(01:03):
our personal I don't expect it's nice when people say
happy anniversary. But for every poor bastard who didn't say
happy anniversary, I don't hold some sort of fucking grudge.
Do you think it's like a punishable offense to forget
somebody's anniversary or not wish them a happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean, if you know when their anniversary is like.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
If you remember, you say happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, like some people have, Like I'm on like weird
things like people remember, like.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, but if they don't, That's what I'm saying, Like
does that bother you.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
People don't remember anniversary?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah? No, right, That's what I'm saying. But growing up,
like if I.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Don't think my parents did. I it always became a
joke that like my sister would always forget. But I
don't think my parents really cared. I think it was
just that, like I remember, it was just like a
jokey like like because I was.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
They probably weren't pissed. If your sister forgot, no, I
would tell her. I don't think our kids remembered. They
probably no, maybe because we had it on the calendar
or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
They weren't home, they were on vacation.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah if we if we didn't put it down somewhere,
they might not even know. You know, there's something to that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I literally purposely bought that picture that we have in
our room, like our wedding picture with the date on it,
So you where literally at the bottom or.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is it in like that fine gold print? Yeah, I
got tired to read that literally you should have had
it where we were holding up, like the newspaper of
that day, or you should have had it printed on
a calendar with that date circled. I'm very bad with date, Stephanie.
I don't know why I think I have. I have

(02:43):
opposite tism.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't even know what that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's where I'm the opposite of autistic people. People just
fucking rattling off dates from history and I can't remember.
I don't even know if it's a Wednesday or Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think that's just because like your lack of sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, I think I do okay on sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, anyways, you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't wait, you don't think so can you wake up?
Like so I go to bed kind of early.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, but you like you stressed your body out with
like physical activities and stuff like that, and then it's like, oh,
I'm so tired, and then you don't sleep long enough
to actual let your body catch up, like you should
probably be having like.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Twelve hours twelve hours of sleep. Yeah, you barely get
going through puberty.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, you barely get five.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Five fives alive.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, it's not okay, But we've talked about your sleep things,
and now you don't get enough of it. You wake
up so early.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't I's not what my point was. I don't
even remember what my point was. You brought it up.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't think you brought it up.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm just saying I don't remember dates. And then you
were like, that's because you've got to lock of sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, I'm glad that you could refresh it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Remember, but you just never I don't think you probably
care about dates. Maybe there's something that happened to you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, I don't like that every date comes with a story,
and I probably get bored listening to the story. I
just if somebody just says haircut Monday, June whatever, I'm
probably like, okay. But sometimes you you like to spin
a yarn about a date, and halfway through that yarn,
I don't even know. I'm just like, I don't know,

(04:23):
I don't know what you're saying. Well what then, like
then like a week later, you'd be like, remember what
I told you?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, because sometimes like have to like get changed if
dates change or times change.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Or it was so and so's so and so's cousin
who's married to this person and their sister knew their granddaughter.
Never then that's now. That's why I've got to change
my hair appointment to this day, because the moon and
the stars and I'm a Libra. It's like, oh Jesus Christ,
what the fuck? What d your hair appointment? I don't

(04:56):
have one. I canceled it. I was. It's just telling
you about the whole process.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I wouldn't have canceled my hair appointment.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh listen. I have no doubt that women would cancel
an open heart surgery to save their life before they
would cancel a hair appointment.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, but we'd wonder our house and we could get
it out.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You could book a hair appointment, you could, You could
have any other thing and look outside and be like, hmm,
it's knowing a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think I need to go get my physical
done today, and then with your hair.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I have driven storm for my hair appointment.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Like open the door, fucking yetti, hump in your face,
just nothing, just winter wonderland out there, fucking blizzard, a
shark nado. And you're like, well, I guess as long
as I use my wipers, it'll be good. Then you're
you're fucking off, Like I don't know, if if touching
your head in that way, like shampoo in it or whatever,

(06:00):
if if that maybe that just creates a maybe there's
something to it. Maybe it's like being licked by a
mama cat. With somebody running their fingers like through your
hair like that, Maybe there's something to it, you know
what I mean? Yeah, because we don't drive it, fucking
they'll killed themselves going to get the haircut.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know if I'd kill myself, but I mean
I put my four wheel drive on and go slowly.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I bet you'd kill yourself if I told you we
can't afford your haircuts anymore and I'm gonna start doing
your hair, I bet you'd fucking you'd kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It's a lot for you to learn.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Learn it. I get a floaby baby.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh, I don't even like really cut my hair that much.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, then that's perfect because that comes with like twelve
powerful attachments.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I know, I don't what do you.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Think you are a forty like my beard's at number three? Anyways,
you don't think you'd like me to cut your hair?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I just don't like. Let's move on to the next segment.
Why not feeling this? It feels too, like, I don't know.
I saw you writing stuff down.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Nothing crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I want to see what's on the docket. What you
want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, it's really exciting and you're done with you whatever,
whatever you want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I haven't. I'll pop in when I need to speak.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, Well, listen, this is something different that we don't
we don't usually do. Oh lord, So I thought it
would be but I thought it would be kind of fun,
like listen, it's hot out, it's been hot out.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
What we're going to get to do? A variety test?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
A variety test, like, no, we're gonna listen. I love
ice cream. Oh you kind of like ice cream? Yes,
you're not like a huge ice cream.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You definitely don't hate it. So what I wanted to do,
I like.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Going to the ice cream places.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yes, what I wanted to do was do a little
tier Oh god, tier three, yeah here two and Tier three,
Tier one yummy? Okay, right, so we gotta put we
gontaigure out which ones go in that category?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then tier two it's like yeah, it's okay, okay,
and Tier three is like I'll pass.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, and you have you already has a flavor?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Thirty? Flavors thirty we're going to do? Yeah, Okay, everybody
loves ice cream, ok and they don't want to hear
us bitch about how you interrupt me all the time.
So let's let's get it done. Okay, all right, and
we have to agree, Yeah, well maybe we don't have to.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
And you turned forty seven.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I turned forty seven, so I'm almost dead, so just yeah,
like work with me here, Okay, all right, I almost
see my readers. I feel fucking old. Oh lord, oh lord, ken,
how much old do they? Can you get? All right?
Uh so? Number one obviously vanilla Yummy. You put them
right in yummy.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think that's everyone's go to. I bet that's the
number one ice cream flavor is vanilla chocolate.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I bet vanilla is the number one flavor.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Vanilla bean it. Now, that is a unique.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Don't you think vanilla is more of a Yeah, it's okay,
it's a good base. Yeah, but it's not like nobody's dry.
If you're driving to get ice cream for a cup
of vanilla ice cream, that's like that's like going to
the bar to buy a bud. Like part of it's
a little like you could have gotten something, but they

(09:23):
like the experience, so that's not I get it. But
I I mean, I'll say if you want.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
If they don't live right down the street from multiple
ice cream parlors like we do. We we live in
a nice area where there's like ice cream stands at
every corner. Basically, all right, well.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Here's the deal. So Stefan, you're gonna put it in
the You'll put it in the yummy cat.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I would get vanilla, and I'll put it in the Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, okay. And what's the third one, I'll pass Okay, chocolate,
It's okay. That one's just okay.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I like vanilla better than chocolate. I like chocolate topping though,
like there is some of those chocolate jimmies.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'll put it in. It's okay, Yeah, it's okay. I'll
agree with you.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Wow, Well on its own, there's too many varieties.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's like if you're Amish, and it's like the chicken
church with the beard probably seems pretty fucking hot, right,
But if you go out into the world and see
other women, you're like Jesus Gretel's fucking hidious. Yeah, so
it's kind of like that, like if you only had chocolate,
I get it, but you get out there with some

(10:47):
other flavors.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
What's next, I beg strawberry.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
It is strawberry.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Okay, now strawberry with real bits of strawberry in it, right.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh no, we should have it just be straight up
pig neapolitans.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, because you start putting big chunks. Now it's like real,
I'm gonna say, I'll pass. Yeah, Strawberry. It's like it's
all I know. I'm about to say, yeah, it's okay,
but of all the.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I won't give it a yummy but I do like it.
I'll put it's okay, okay, all right, I don't have
to hate it just because you hate it.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I didn't say you had to.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm my own woman.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And strawberry they don't judge it up at all either.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Get the real bit strawberry.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Have you ever seen like strawberry swirl or strawberry gram
crack strawberry gram crackers swirl?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't take care even strawberry shortcake, Well, then.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's shortcakes, the star baby, not the strawberry.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Shortcake is gross. I had that Sunday. Nothing against the
ice cream place they went to. I just found out
that the person, No, they went to the ice cream
plates on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't think tell me who you were getting ice cream?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I found out personally. I don't like short cake.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh it was too bitter, too bitter.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I like the vanilla ice cream, and the.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Strawberry shortcake doesn't even have any flavor to it.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yes, I did not like it. It was not pound
cake that.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You know who used to eat a lot of strawberry shortcakes.
My dad, Rainbow Bright.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
My dad used to get this strawberry shortcakeup things. That's
probably why I didn't. Maybe that's why I don't strawberry
Oh star bright, yeah, rainbow Bright, Rainbow, but she did
for real.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Saying I don't anyways. Okay, mint chocolate chip.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'll pass what. I just don't really like mint so
much like that. And you see the like peppermin stick
ice cream when.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was that's different. Oh okay, peppermint stick is peppermint stick. Oh,
mint chocolate chip is fucking mint. It's green.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Peppermint and mint aren't the same thing.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, what's mint like? The sprig of mint? Like?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Like a mint leaf. Oh yeah, if you're having a mohito,
you would never see a fucking candy cane.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I not like a big I like the smell of mint.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, do you like Do you like thin mints? Yes,
that's mint chocolate chip. I like York peppermint pad. Different,
that's peppermints. You gotta keep up. I love pepper Okay,
you love pepperman We've established that. But it's different than

(13:46):
the green men.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, now, thin mint are different than mint chocolate chip,
ice cream, thin mint cookies.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yes, thank you. I'm gonna say ye yummy. Yeah, of
course you would. Yeah. I like mint chocolate chip because
I know what I'm getting. I'm not gonna be thinking
I'm getting pepper mint steak, mint chocolate chip. All right, Sorry,
everybody with the sniffles. Cookies and cream, Oh yumy yummy.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, that's a no brain.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'll pass. Oh you don't like I don't like cookies
and cream.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh you don't not really?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Oh, cookies and cream, Jesus, Chris, I was thinking, Jesus,
I think I have a different cookie ice cream.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Okay, so cookies and cream that'd be like oreo ice cream,
well white, it's like vanilla ice cream with crushed up oreos.
It's not oreo ice cream.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Coffee Oreo okay, track or cookies. Okay, we may be
able to do dentities because it's gonna take us an hour.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
No, now, do you have any like crazy?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Do you have any coffee oreo on this? Because how
many yummies do I get? I can make them all yummies?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Cash? Oh yummy?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh okay, I'm gonna keep my answer.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Jesus, Well, this one's perfect for what we just went
down Rocky Road.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Now, what perchances in Rocky that's.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
A chocolate with Is there some nut in there? Yeah?
There is like nuts and maybe chunks of Is there
a caramel? There could be some caramel. Oh, it doesn't
have It doesn't have a description because it's assuming that
you know what the fuck you're talking about. But sometimes
different places have different stuff, you know. Oh, it's like

(15:58):
marshmallow in it. Oh okay, I knew there was something
Rockie Road.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh does Scooby like that? No, it's actually Slut is
a chocolate flavored ice cream with a variety of mixing,
traditionally including.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Nuts, nuts, and hole or dice. Marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, I'm gonna go with the pass.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, I'm not gonna I'm gonna go with the pass
pass Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
The origin the flavor was invented in nineteen twenty nine
by William Dryer, co founder of Dryers ice Cream, also
known as Eaties and some eat Oh can I know that? Yeah,
eaty Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Anyways, I'll say, yeah, it's okay, it's I wouldn't be
ordering it, Okay, I don't. I don't think there's there's
other things. It won't. It won't get me done, okay,
to budge butter, pecan m oh pass Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's just like it's just an a flavor I would have,
so nothing against It's probably good, but it's just not
something I would ever get.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'll say, you know, I'll say, yummy, Yeah, I think
I already screwed up? Was right?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Some of these?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's okay. I don't think anybody's keeping track Cookie dough obviously,
I'm not going to write it down anymore because we're
not going to like evaluate the list. It's too much
writing and it's holding me up. Yeah, so cookie dough, Yeah,
because like you would probably just rather have a frozen

(17:42):
vat of cookie dough frozen. Yeah, instead of having like,
you don't need to get frozen, you can just get
right get that. I'm just saying, instead of having ice
cream at all, you would prefer just a half gallon
of cookie dough itself.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, God, that would be great.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I should get some nice Would you rather eat raw?
And I know this is a little off, but would
you rather eat raw brownie batter or cookie dough?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Done it both, I'll do it again.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Pump together, put them together. No brownie batter, it's all liquidy.
You just look at that with a spoon. It's just gritty.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Drip it on your cookie down.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh my god, what were you one hundred and eighty
five pounds? You've seen me? Holy shit. Anyway, I don't
think that's some that's some dark witchcraft you shouldn't dabble
in when you get older. That's that's a lifetime on
the fucking hips right there. You start drizzling brownie batter,

(18:44):
that's how you make like on cookie dough.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
But that's how you make like like blondies.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I don't care if that ships cooked, it's not healthy
for you or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
There's brownies and cookie mixtures like Brookies Brookie.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, anyways, list coffee coffee ice cream.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh, I love coffee ice cream with chocolate Jimmys and
aflacon or a.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Cup please, that's yummy. I'll pass coffee oreo with cho
You keep bringing up coffee Oreo. You're like obsessed with
coffee Oreo that I don't think it's healthy for you,
but I do. I do like, I do like it,
but I will kind of put it on the I'll

(19:28):
pass just because it on its own. Oh, it's delicious.
I think it's based on brand. When you grow up
and you cheapest the cheapest coffee ice it's just like.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'm thinking about when it's getting hand scooped. You're thinking
about from the grocery.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well, just that's not how you've been exposed to it,
and scoop can Okay, Stephanie, I didn't grow up in
a bougie world with hand scooped ice cream, had half
gallons of ice cream. Oh you too.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
My dad loves ice cream.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
He loves looks it. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
He loves his frozen snacks.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah. I know. You guys live off God we lived.
You see a lot of those.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Drumsticks Oh my god, we would have so many of
all the different varieties.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
What's the other brand that was called Chacotago? No, I
didn't buy those Klondike bars Eskimo pies.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, just like the ones with like the ice cream cone,
like you have.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
To oh with those, like the Hoodsie ones papers. Yeah,
but it's like I don't know who knows?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, anyways, get.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You with all your treats. Look at you with food
in the house. Uh, pistachio.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I've never had it, so I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
How have you never had pistachio nuts? All the pistachio
ice cream? What does it taste like like pistachios?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's good you you get some. I'll get some with
you next time. I'll I'll bite the bullet a little taste.
We're not going to We're not going to. We're not
gonna be old people that go to the ice cream
place and ask the teenager could we have a sample
of the ice cream please? Just a little lot of
spool My wife, she doesn't know if you likes postachios. Well, yeah, no, no,

(21:26):
you want to? You always trying to look hip in
front of these young people. It ain't gonna happen if
you're asking them for samples of ice cream. If you
ain't tasting it by this age, don't try again. All right,
salted caramel mm hmm. Okay, that's a hard pass the
salted part.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, and yeah, I get nervous with my teeth.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Because of the caramel. Pop that from one right out?
Nice look, No, it's my microphone. No, it's just a
screensaver popped up. It was very weird. Chocolate chip such
as vanilla with chocolate chips. M No, okay, I'll pass.

(22:09):
I'd pass for a better flavor.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
If that was all somebody had, I wouldn't be like,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Had put those in between two cookies.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Baby, if you're just gonna keep involving the cookies, Jesus,
I love cookies. Peanut butter cup fucking yummy, yummy. That's
at the top. Peanut butter cup like a really good
like peanut buttery kind of ice goes chocolate ice cream.
Peanut you would like it with the chocolate bass it

(22:41):
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Peanut butter topping on top,
like the peanut butter sauce. Al Right, neapolitan, that's all
three that's all three.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Together. Yeah, because the flavors are blended.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, they're fine together. But it's just fine.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, nothing yummy.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like, yeah, it's okay. If there was, it's a
nice carton to buy if I went. But I'll tell
you this. I went to somebody's house and they said,
want some ice cream? And I said sure, I'm like,
what kind you got? They said neapolitan. I'd be like,
this is motherfucking serial killer. There's something about that. It
makes me weird. I think anybody under under seventy who

(23:29):
buys neapolitan for their like house, for enjoyment, your your
your fucking nuts. But it's all three like it's wrong,
I know. But it's just like there's something about it.
It feels like something only grand like I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well was probably it probably is something where people like
back in the day, they probably like chocolate vanilla.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
If the only flavor you have is neapolitan, that's weird.
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's just an old thing.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Done.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Did your grandparents used to have price nothing? Yeah, of
course it didn't of course really put out a little
like you know.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
What they were. They were fucking freeze pop people. Yeah,
freeze pops. That's just fruit filled condoms. That's disgusting, dude.
I fucking hate freeze pops. I hate popsicles. That now,
oh chraiks just sucking on fucking colored ice.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Got anything with red forty in it? No?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Thank you. Anyways, back to the cream. Let's see birthday cake.
You're not a big cake person. I could do without it.
I would say, I'll pass. I'm sure it's good. It's
if you're gonna have a mix in, it's gonna be
a cookie dough as opposed to birthday cake. You'd have
to have brownie mixed in then birthday cake.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'd rather have cherries mixed in then.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well that's the next one. Cherry garcia.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I love any vanilla cherry type of ice. There's a
cherry thing on the on the list at the ice
cream place.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'll get it. I like.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I like cherry ice cream. I love cherries, love chers We.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Can you bring the microphone down, Charro to you. All
you have to do is tilt it. No, not the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
It pops up, Okay, tighten it up.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Other other way. Someone must have been fooling with Yeah,
maybe you cotton candy.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I don't really like cotton candy.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, I'll pass. Somebody in our house loves cotton.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
She's just addicted to sugar though, so that's fine.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Mocha almond fudge. That sounds like a fun day, I bet,
I bet. Yeah, that's a yummy. That sounds pretty good.
Banana cream pie. This is not a flavor. I have
actually run into it stood upstairs.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, I like bananas and stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I've never seen that as a flavor.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Price, So you just could be chat GPT just fucking
with me.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I mean, I've never had it, So I'll say okay
because I like you.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
You can't you can't say it's yellmy you never tried it.
Can't say I'll pass, because why would you saw it?
Maple walnut, I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Not a big maple fan.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It feels like that's for the that's for the older crowd.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Really loves. But again, she's addicted to sugar, so it's
a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, Mango sorbet, This don't even belong. Oh, Sorbet, get
this off the list. Sorbe is an abomination.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Sorbet is nice, but I don't know if i'd go
with the mango survey.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I would maybe try to do like else. Hell no, no,
thank you. I'll pass rum raising a hundred. I've never
had that. Let me see, I have a long time.
It's good. It's you. I'll say yummy because I haven't

(27:23):
put enough in yummy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
What do you know what the base of it is?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh, for real, I don't know that's a flavor.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It doesn't you do use dark rum to make it though, Sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
For the silent Stephanie's looking up. Well.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Some of the ones said like, oh rum raisin has okay, Well,
well you might have to have a short show.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, it's okay. I'll just I'll lemon blueberry.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh put those two together and put them in my mouth.
Oh my god, I love lemon blueberry anything. I haven't
even had it.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
No oh oh oh oh I lied.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I technically didn't have a lemon blueberry ice cream, but
I did have a lemon blueberry Sunday at my favorite
ice cream place, and and i'd like lemon zest and
stuff in it. So I'm gonna say yes. But oh
my god, if they made that in a carton, yeah,
oh bitch, it be fat.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know if this is a real one, it
probably is Macha green tea.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh, I feel like that probably is something. Now I
don't mind it, so I would, I would, I would.
I don't think I would do yummy, but I think
it would be.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
That sounds like that, that fucking consistency. That feels like
if I licked the moth swings, it's just that powdery.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's like you really got it blended.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well, get the fuck. But I listen. If you if
you think you're interested in it, have at it. BlackBerry cheesecake,
that sounds good. That sounds pretty damn tempting. I will
say that I don't like BlackBerry. So if it's a
BlackBerry bass without big chunks of seated little fuckers.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, they've de seated it.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yes, if it's just like a dark like raspberry ice
cream with chunks of cheesecake, and.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Then you know what fun fact. As a child, my
go to ice cream for the longest time black rispberry, black.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Raspberry, God I love. Isn't that weird? I think there's
a lot of kids who like black raspberry. My mom
liked it, or shade of kids, and my mom ate
most of my ice cream shade all your ice cream.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I couldn't finish that stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
And she always that's what she probably and she Oh
my god, my mom probably licking that like like your cone.
I remember she used to lick my Oh.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, that's I think why I don't like cones, Like,
that's why my dad keeps around.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
That's ice cream in a fucking cup, right, yeah, you
get it in a cup. Cones like there's too much pressure.
Cones are fine for soft unless you get a waffle cone.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
A waffle cone is like wait, that's when you have
like a cupping of sugar cone.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, you can't have waffle cones because you don't like gluten.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's waffle cones are the big ones that are like literally.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Like oh, those are terrible. The styrofoam ones, those are discussed,
but it tastes like styrofoam. It's a waffle. Oh, it's
like legit made from a waffle. Yeah, you just can't
have them.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You're thinking of it like.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
A waffle cone. Like when they say waffle.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Code, there's sugar and it's like those.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
The ones that are beige Stephanie with like patterns on them,
they're like styrofoam they're big. I don't think they're big. Honey,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You've obviously never had a real you look up waffle cot.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh, we'll just pause it, okay, like I can't. I
can't do it that Okay, that was that's better, Thank you.
How about taro? But I think it's like an Indian flavor.
We can scale past because I have no idea. Just
put it on here.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay, this one, this would be key line pie.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh baby, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, if you had to battle it out with apple
pie ice cream, apple pie versus I think apple pie
kicks key Lime's ass.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I kai lime pie in ice cream would be good.
But like apple Oh, I feel like I had an
apple pie Sunday. I don't know Max has like you did,
because we got the donut that was that was an
apple cider donut.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, I think it was apple ice cream.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, I don't know. They got some crazy Sundays.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
So all right, brownie batter.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh yeah, I don't think it'll be yummy. It would
be in the middle just because like, yeah, it's okay. Yeah,
like I'll eat it, you.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Know, right, And okay, last one s'mores.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, I'm like, marshmallows are like weird for me, they're weird.
It's just like not my It's like cotton candy ites,
like they're not bad, but it's like, yeah, people that
could sit like okay, I wouldn't want marshmallow on my topping.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I like the like hot marshmallow that's pretty I don't
want that, Like, oh that's pretty good, that's that slish
like you like fluff. I I yeah, I don't eat
it because like I'm a growing up, like growing up,
and I didn't like I think, like, okay, when it
comes to marshmallows, marshak didn't know about sugar or something.

(33:15):
I would never ever have a craving to eat marshmallows.
Somebody had a bag of marshmallows in this house and
I needed a snack, I would look and say, oh,
I'm so disappointed because there's no snack. If somebody hands

(33:38):
me one, like they're already eating them and they go here,
what a marshmallow? Once I eat one, I'll be like,
oh ship, I'm like pac mand mom, like going after
the ghost. But I don't have any desire to eat marshmallows.
I would think because as a fat kid who's like

(34:00):
just living inside me and just like hugging me from
the inside, just wanting to come out, I would I
would eat like a whole can of whipped cream before
I would eat, like want to eat marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, is different than.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Marshmallow. I would eat jello. I think jello might. Jello
and Jello and marshmallows might be on the same level to.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Where it's like, but once you start eating it, you
like it a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, Jello is pretty good if you mix jello and marshmallow.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
People do that you were from the trailer Rabbit?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, ketchup and mustard sandwiches for dinner. Baby.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, on that note, let's take a quick another pause.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, we'll take a little pause.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Okay, Well, that was a very very long pea break.
I hope there's nothing wrong with your prostate.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I know that's like about two weeks, if not longer.
I don't think it's been longer than two weeks, but
it's been a while since we had I.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Think it's I think we're almost in a different month
from when we started. I think we started this episode
in the beginning of August.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
And you had to pee.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And then I don't know, I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It's a blur like I I don't know why. I
don't know why that sometimes and you, I will say
that as you for five this is on me, But
sometimes you're asking me at times when it's like I'm home.
Stephanie has energy.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
To do it and I don't, and I don't have
a lot of free time to ye, that's the other.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Thing to hunt, like honest to God, like I'm proud
of you. You're doing so much like you're you're working
a ton and that's awesome. So when you finally are
going to grace me with your presence, I don't. I
don't always just want to be down doing the podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
And some days I don't ask, but then other days
that I have asked, it's always been it's been paused.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
But I think I think you asked me to set
me up, like I think you would be, like I
know it's nine o'clock on a Tuesday night and like
you're half asleep in bed. Do you want to do
a podcast?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I asked, Oh, I asked you. Oh great, Now we
got fucking singing, Stephanie Hey, he don't.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
He's not torn anymore.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Just thin hease.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
If anyone's underwroug Billy done that.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Of course he's done. He's one hundred and six and
he falls down on stage right right away. I think
that's I think that's what happened. I think that's what
was the Yeah, he has like a brain fucking issue,
not like a not like a oh I forgot how
to my zipper. Yeah, he's just got some ship going
on inside his brain. And that's too bad? Is Billy Joel?

(36:47):
He had some bangers? Yeah, his ship slapped? Speaking of bangers,
Speaking of bangers, Okay, I don't know what we're gonna
be talking about now. Maybe it's been so long that
we're getting into what Saint Patti's.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Day we're you know, I was singing a little bit
of that Billy Joel, A little bit Billy Joel. You
were saying, oh, he slaps, you know whatever the kids
are saying it. I found myself in the limited free
time I have. I'm I'm going to a show myself
this week.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's a couple of couple of bangers, seventies going to
a fucking concert. Big surprise. Her free time this is
the thing. Her free time has been basically like, oh, hi,
and then I'm going out with the girls.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Bullshit, both fucking shit.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I've been working this week. I went out. Okay, I've
been working. Oh my god, God, I'm so exhausted, I'm
so tired. I did not goodbye later bitches going out.
Got all kinds of energy to be out for late
night dinners and drinks. It was not late night.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I was home by eighth thirty.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
She's in the house here six o'clock, watching David Muir
from behind her eyelids. Boy bitch comes up with all
kinds of fucking stacked energy to get out there. Stop
if it can be chatting with broads for fucking seven hours.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, but I'm going to see Creed. Yeah that's cool,
which is wild because I've only been manifesting that I
was going to be able to get to go see
little Wayne this summer.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
And I don't say Wayne, Wayne, lill Wayne.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I said it the right and and lo and behold
today a concert that I had signed up for in
essence on a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
There's church to go see Creed. That's how fucking Lane
Creed is. It wasn't church it was worked, and.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Nothing else came up about payment seats. It was just
who would want to go, and there was a list
low and bold tickets right about Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, because they were probably seventy five cents a piece,
I hope, so, I hope they didn't bay.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I made sure to make sure that we had seat
seats because I I didn't know if this was one
of these shows, were pits or general or general admission.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
The whole fucking show is the pits. What are you
talking about? Going to see Creed see Daughtrey is opening? Yeah, Okay,
you could say yeah, but Daughtry's fucking I don't know
any seventy years old.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Oh I think he's your age.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's pretty close to fucking seventy years old. Seven.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
He could be a bit younger than you.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Okay, well, god, I'm not saying ship.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
It might be like forty eight, I mean forty five.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Forty three, whatever it is. I love I love that.
No matter what point I made, it's always in defense
of other people.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Well's the oldies.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I don't fucking care. I hope he's twenty.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh he's not twenty.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Twenty when he came out. Yeah, second place in America
would Carrie Underwood, so like two thousand and seven, Oh.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
You wish, I want to say two thousand five four?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Look it up?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Look it up, Kenny Ken, Ken just upset because it
we're in the basement and it's a little warm.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I think it's forty five.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh look, I was wearying the money.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
So he's two years young here, but again so shitting
on him. Oh, I think he's much younger than you,
you old piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I like when people actually listen to it, they're like,
oh my god, Ken must have some issues because Sephanie
didn't say that at all.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I don't think anybody says that ever. I think most
people probably.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm going to ask, because I have the public giving
me feedback, which public do you have giving you feedback?
Do you have people coming up to Uesday and I
had the Lifeless because you're.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Controlling the narrative right now and you ain't listen in
half the time? Probably? I bet most people don't worry
about what they say about the podcast. Get their breakfast
order right, make sure they get their right eggs.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Everyone got the right eggs this morning. Yeah, I caught
a mistake before it came out.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Wow, that's usually how it's good you got a double
check double checker.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I didn't write anything, so.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It was we do love each other. If people were wondering,
I do love Stephanie a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
And you know what you we were just listening to
Bert Kreischer and Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, and talking about some real young'uns that were listening
to Foxworthy. He was cool when Creed was cool.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
He's still cool. But he was saying the best thing
when we say like, oh, you know that feeling and like, yeah,
what was it? Like an unpredictable woman is me?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh yeah, I don't think that was There's something around.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
There like you think you you think you got your
hand on her, and then she changes up, but that makes.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Her so special. Yeah. And then I and you say
this all the time. And then I heard Whitney Cummings
say on a podcast that she was dating a guy
and they were always fighting, and she goes, yeah, but
you like the challenge, right, Like guys like challenge pro
and he's like, he's like, Whitney, what part do you
think guys like a challenge? I don't want to be challenged.

(42:08):
That's why guys had clubs in the cave Man knock in,
knock you over the fucking head and drag you out
and mate with you.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
So it sounds like like not like a strong strongish man,
like I mean, a strong man can handle a.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Strong woman and that's just bull. That's bull. You can't
handle me. No, Stephanie, a strong if you're gonna like listen,
a strong woman, that's like no, because that that leads
too much open for interpretation. I don't know what that means. Okay,
right there, like right away, like a strong woman could
be any like a crazy fucking bitch that like crazy
is a crazy bitch. Well, that doesn't make her a

(42:46):
strong woman, and women by being crazy that's strong strong.
It is difficult, okay. I think you guys label it
all the fun. Okay, stop putting me in it. The
conversation you and I.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
This is where you and I in the room. Other
people are listening dark conversation. But I'm not saying they're
crazy women.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm just they're difficulty. Then they're strong women. Strong women
keep their strong get done again.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
They get categorized as difficult. I probably get dealt as
a difficult person.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I don't know what the you get delt you're a whole.
You're a whole. HEINZ fifty seven of fucking personalities in there.
You're like the like the chick wu fucking kind of.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Hines the glass bottle or the squeeze bottle.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Oh, definitely the squeeze bottle because you ain't got the
patience to have the catchup come out slow, just just
like that, right, Like, guys know, guys that are listening
to this right now, they're gonna look over at the
and it's like these women that like, I'm telling you
caveman days. Just to go back to that, you walked

(43:53):
in and you're your club and the one who fought
back and was like I'm gonna make this difficult. That
bitch was left in the corner. She got eaten by
a saber tooth tiger because nobody wants to deal with that. Like, listen,
you want to come live in my fucking cave, I'll
give you a hounk of meat. It will mate, That's
it perfect. Don't you have to be a sorry, I'm sorry,

(44:16):
I'm not enough for you. That's what guys want, That's
what guys really want.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Anyway, besides you bitching about my schedule and everything else.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I've come to grips with it. I'm just getting older,
and then someday I'll die and you'll look back and
you'll say, oh, geez, remember that time, Remember when Ken
was alive?

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Ship?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Do we feel like those are the words that we
should be putting on the web, the.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Web, on the web, the world only somebody who goes
to see Creed says on the web, on the world
wide Websken, what Mom's water? You three word words? This ship?
Like you didn't pay for this right? Like literally didn't pass.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I just don't even know.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I'll I have a ticket. Okay, Well good, because if
we were putting money out for this ship, I'll tell
you right now, be a fucking that'd be a real
game changer. You find it comes out of my check, Yeah,
it comes out of here fucking check seventy five dollars
because of processing fees. Ticket was seventeen cents. That now,

(45:28):
that would be a total fucking kea. I know That's
what I'm saying. They have to charge you processing fees
and shit fucking concerts. We talk about it so much. Yes,
let's not talk about it wherever. I don't give a ship.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Almost the end of August.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Almost the end of August. I know, listen, we got
one kid down in Jersey Shore, so lucky. I don't
know if she's lucky. She's in Jersey. Where's the beach. Yeah,
she's in Jersey, so yeah, she's having win any contests
right now.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
But nope, And they're dressing in nineties two thousand themes.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That's just called normal clothes for these kids right now.
They don't realize it, Like, I, okay, here's a question.
Here's a question. Do you think there is or I
shouldn't say think do you feel self conscious at all
wearing jeans with like holes in them, like ripped jeans

(46:26):
at your age? Sorry, just putting that out. No, something
that makes because somebody commented, like on one of my
TikTok things, because I was like, oh, are you too
old to wear your hat backwards like as a guy,
And everybody says no, but one lady was like, Oh,
I think that's the equivalent of women wearing ripped jeans.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I think there's like a tasteful way of like ripped
jeans at a certain age.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh, I'm sure like if you wear it.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm not wearing the same type of rip jeans that
my twenty year old stepdaughter's wearing that has like basically
her entire leg.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Like that was I saw a woman today and then
we read this. What I think about. She was walking
into the gym or well, she might have been changed,
maybe she was going somewhere else. She was just walking
towards the gym, but she had like pretty large holes
at the knee, like all the way up. It was
it looked okay that she was older.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I think if it's like if you have if you're
over thirty five six two three, and your whole jeans
are like strategically placed, like maybe like there's.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Four or five kind of oh wait the ship with
the threads still connected or fully wide open. I mean
these were wide open knees, like wide open. I'm going
to give you four.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
To five spots on the gene in the area of
you know, sprinkled with.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Like a fig a knee stressed. No still like eye
a hole, a full on hole like but.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Like more than like distress like maybe some but the
ones that are like so big that like the knees
are fully hanging out.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Do you do you feel
like that would be something you'd be self conscious to
wear yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
No, oh, I mean, I think there's just certain times
where I've gone through it with like certain stuff I wear.
I've texted my cousins who are ten years younger than
me and said, should I be wearing this? And they'll say, yeah, no,
it's fine, it's cute. You're like, you're fine.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yeah. But sometimes women lie to I know your cousins
wouldn't in that way. I've also had the same cousin
be like no, yeah, no, I get that. I respect that,
But I think in most cases women lie to each
other like oh my god, honey, you look amazing, and
then like two seconds later you're like to another woman like,
oh my god, that port.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
There's a difference of like looking good the looking like
out of place, like I don't look like I'm trying
to right now. With nineties fashion, it works out great
because like I lived nineties and two thousands, so this
is just me being like wearing.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
We listen, you keep listen for me. Boot cut with
a with a flannel around your waist. You just bring
me right back to high school. Baby. Yeah, I like
that look. I wear that a lot when I was
a kid. You think women will start wearing hats again.
Ball has kind do wear a lot of hats, not
as much as they used to.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
You're not looking at a lot of women.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Well there you go. How about that. I guess you're
gonna get out.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I guess only if they're on your TikTok making their
panties disintegrade or some bullshit like that.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
That you were like solf Cambus. Yeah, I think I.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Still goes back to like that one fucking TikTok and
he still gets like hits on it. He's like, oh, both.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Showing something like fucking ship eating grilled Look.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Oh no, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh she likes this, she likes who's like talking to you?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I don't know. You must be DM that hole. I'm
not damning anybody. I get fucking energy to DM nobody.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
This podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, exactly arguing with this bitch. Here we go again. Yeah,
that's okay. But besides you, it was just it was
just like a fashion thing. Just wondering about that, like
whether or not you felt self conscious. No, I think
he's wearing my hat backwards. I'm getting to an age
where it's like, even though you're like all four and
most everybody was like no hat backwards, like whatever, it

(50:28):
doesn't matter. I just feel like I feel like there's
certain things that just feel like was it the woman
with the panties. I'm just saying, like, sometimes I think
about like mustaches, right, everybody like must very popular now.
A couple of years ago it was kind of fringe,
was a little weird, like, but now it's like kind

(50:50):
of more mainstream. But I am still from the generation
that if you were a kid with a mustache, you
were like a fucking weirdo, like nobody had. I said,
you go teas, we're popular. But a month just just
a mustache. Well, yeah, your dad's you know, for a
few years. Yeah, he's been rocking it since whatever. I

(51:11):
don't mean, I think.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Isn't that crazy? That's like if I had bangs my
entire life.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, it is tricky because if you shave that off,
like you probably wouldn't even recognize them.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I would look like his high school figure, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
And it is weird that like guys don't shave them
off because it's like it comes back in three days,
you know what I mean. Yeah, so I think about it.
I think about a mustache and like you've had like
a mustache. I've done different. I sometimes it's weird, how
much like my brain is always like you should just

(51:50):
do I think about like just a patch down here, Yeah,
the soul pash, the soul patch, like we can my
aura and I got my soul patch. You should clean shave, clean,
shave fully, ye, which immediately you tell me it looks

(52:11):
terrible because when you actually see my face you hate it.
So that's nice. It's always a good feeling that you
literally go. You've had moments when I've shaved it and
I haven't warned you, and you have a reaction, visceral reaction.
You I married a turtle.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Because you never tell us when you're doing.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Just make the decision, because sometimes it's just like, let's
change it up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Imaginef I just like cut my hair wicked short and.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
You go to this you go to this witch or
whatever who does your hair, okay, puts her potions on
your head, and then it costs me a million dollars.
So it must be like alchemy of some it costs
me a lot. You've given her like sticks his payment
toke care of it. Yeah, so I'm just kidding it

(53:04):
pay for it. I mean you'd have to come home
with something like really bizarre for me to have a
vist or reaction. I've seen you literally do like almost
a double take, like from a comet, like like your
eyes roll up a little bit, so it's seeing my
face plane is is a rarity? You don't But what

(53:27):
we can say if I shave fully clean and then
like what just try to let a mustache.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Grow out, Just let something grow and see where you'd
like it.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Well, it's gonna grow in everywhere. So I used to
have to know where to shave. Doesn't just I can't
just like spot grow just do this right here.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
It will looks so bad, it looks so weird, I think, don't.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It'll look so anything positive.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
I was just thinking about because I'm like, oh, if
you just only go right here in your.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Chin, that looks weird. I could do the Jaron Duran
from the Red Sox.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What's that.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
A home run?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Now she'll be on your face.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I can't. I can't. Is it like a go tee? Yeah,
it's just like the patch and the mustache and like
a little like I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I don't like that thing on the chin. I don't
like that on any of the fellas. I think it
looks weird, I think it looks like so.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
That means it'll probably look good. I should try it,
because whatever you don't like on me is usually like
a positive. Sometimes I think you try to, like try
to beat me down. Maybe look like a troll, get
some mutton chops. Yeah, I've done that. I had side
burns back in the day when they were cool nine
o two and o days. Baby you have, but like

(54:49):
it's not good when you don't have hair, look like
a bus driver. Hey, could you sit up towards the microphone? There,
charis there we go? Thank you? That's funny. Yeah, holy shit,
it is hot down here right, yeah it is and
it's uh no for you, it is.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
To me, it's like a nice from like.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Every part of my body sweated. I would fight. Is
there your shirt off? Nope? Why that will never Why?
Why in front of your wife and in our home
by ourselves. Wow? And here here I am, I'm with
the shirt on. That's ship that like I don't get.
I don't get you're hot.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I'm saying, like, okay, de clothed, and you're like, no,
I don't want my wife to see me. But you
go to the pool with these women naked.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I go to the pool naked. Well you have me. No,
I don't know. I don't know what it is. I
don't I have a weird thing. I don't walk around
the house without a shirt. It's just it's not my thing.
And then I'll be like literally concentrating the whole time
like that looks disgusting. Like I got problems, Definitely, I
get mental problems. My wife would know. But shade around working. Yeah,

(56:00):
I'm gonna get on better help talk to somebody about
all my problems.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
They have a nice podcast I've been listening to.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
That's good. That's probably good. Keep listening and make sure
to subscribe. Follow like hit that subscribe button.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah on our page too.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Yeah, because if any if I hear anything and I
give you like whatever, it doesn't count the same. I
get it. I do get it. Like I'm being like
funny about it, but I do. I do understand that
sometimes like hearing stuff from people you know or whatever
doesn't carry the same weight. Yeah, you know, I'll never
forget the time you were like, oh my god, I

(56:37):
can I was listening to this lady, and I know
you're gonna kill me. But she like, here's what she said,
and I know this is what you've been saying to
me forever, but like it really, really, what I'm hearing
is that I.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Took the time to be like, hey, I heard you,
and I'm finally listening to you.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Were right.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
So I feel like even though it took me a
long time, I was still coming to you and begging
for forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
That's not even a little. It was literally, Oh, I
know you've been telling me this for years, but some
random woman said it on a reel and now it resonates.
That's the fun of it. But I.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Acknowledge, Okay, whatever that you said it first, right, doesn't
that does that count for anything?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
He's just shaking his head because no, because it doesn't
count because that makes me look like semi okay.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
You Stephanie. Okay, Just so everybody knows, she tried moving
her chair and she did a weird thing with her elbow.
I don't want anybody fucking saying that Ken hold off
and clunked her. Would you two, did you hit your
elbow on the table.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I was just trying to you, No, I was I
was pushing myself back, and because when I came down
to the basement, you know, Ken had his fan going
and no chair for me, so I had to roll
in a chair and has a very hard arm and
my arm below.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
As you could tell, I didn't bring me a chair.
That's cool, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
What do you think we're going to discuss for next
week's episode?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Next? I feel the episode when we do it on
September thirtieth, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
After my birthday a birthday, Ken, are you getting excited
from a big birthday coming it?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Honestly, it has been a source of anxiety for me.
Not in a bad way. I'm just I don't like
I really just like, I give you shit on here,
but it's like there's there's a lot of pressure on it.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
And I've only been talking about it to me for
about a year and you've still have been figured out
to take care well.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You know what? Okay, No, it's I know it sounds bad,
but the reality is I don't entirely know really what
you would want. M I've told you, no, you don't
tell me anything I did. I told you when you
asked me in the beginning. It goes back and forth
like we can't. Like we've talked about like going away,

(59:12):
we talked.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
No, no, no, there's there's two different things. There's either
one thing or another thing.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I don't know. Yeah, we'll talk about it off air,
but it's stressful. I want it to be good. I
don't want it to I don't want it to stress. Well,
of course it's going to cause stress. You point, it
involves dates and planning and stuff like that, and like legit,
like I'm okay to admit, like when it comes to
that stuff, I might as well be like Kevin James

(59:39):
on King of Queen, you know what I mean. Yeah,
so not stress enough. I don't want you to be like, oh,
we'll just forget my birthday because it's like too much work.
Like I get it, Like I'm not going to hear
that kind of bullshit, but I'm just telling you honestly,
like I just want it to be I just want
it to be good. And I don't know if it's like, oh,

(59:59):
let's have one hundred people there, like yeah, I mean
it's not really that big of a Oh. I really
just don't want it to be a stressor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Honestly, that's the worst thing I would want is to like, yeah,
that's okay. I would I would definitely not want like
knowing that like it was like stressing you you could
do it and like you just kind of like put
something together in hope.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Like, ah, this this might be good, like so stressful,
it's like, no, that's silly. Oh don't be a martyrs Stephanie. No,
I mean like I don't. I don't want it to
be comfort. Isn't that better than me saying like I'm
gonna pull with Stephanie on you? Isn't it better that
I'm saying that I'm stressed about it than like, oh,
who gives a fuck whatever? Forty? Who cares, I'm forty.

(01:00:41):
I'll forget that. I think it's just you'll live, Okay,
here's an ice cream cone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
No, it's just I'm someone who like obviously gets like
super sensitive to things. And when I hear like enough
like I don't know what to do, I'm stressing out,
It's like, oh, I don't want it to be a
thing and I'd.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Rather just not have it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, don't worry about it, And that's it's okay to
be honest with you. But I'm I'm being honest with
you too, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I never want like I never want to be the
source of someone's like true stress and anxiety. And it's
like just because of like a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Party, like that's silly. No, but I that's that's silly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I don't I don't need that on my because I
carry my own like guilt that like I have burdens
on for myself or just like things that like oh
my god, I shouldn't have breathed like that today, should
have said that. Oh my god, I wonder if that's so.
Like I have my own things, so it's like I
don't want to know, like, oh my god, this is
like stressing can out the worst I keep.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
That's probably a big stressor in a lot of relationships,
Like I should be able to be honest with you
obviously on all levels. Yeah, but sometimes sometimes it's like
I can't be because hold on, hold on, oh okay,
well what I'm telling you is well again, you didn't

(01:01:56):
even let me finish, Like I just want to be
honest with you and share with you because you're like
the person I share stuff with, like oh I'm stressed. No,
I get that, and I don't need it to be
turned into now I'm stressed that you're stressed because I'm stressed.
So it so becomes like this sounds shitty. It's like

(01:02:17):
I'm trying to just tell you something, get something off
my chest, and like, oh, I just needed to tell
somebody that, right, And I know it's a weird thing
because it's like your birthday. I'm not trying to put it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
On you, no, I get I think my thing like
with just for this, it's you've been asking me about
this for the entire year, so you've been You've put
it in my head that you've been thinking about it.
But then like when we came a few months and
I was like, oh, you're like, oh, I haven't thought
about or plan anything at all. So that was just
kind of like all right. So for me it's like, Okay,
well you asked me in January. We're in June.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
You haven't thought about anything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Like I was like, okay, either I'd like to do
like have a big surprise party or go away. We
weren't to go away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
And then now it's like hearing like oh I still
don't know. I still haven't heard. I don't know what
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It's like, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Like it's been like a year. Well that's what I feel.
We lost time. We were planning something to go away
and that fell through. No I know, so we lost
like months like thinking about like going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, it's all no, I know, so it's like but yeah,
but I know when we were talking about that trip
and I was like, oh, did you get your Like
oh no, I was like, okay, well I didn't want
to plan my own thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I don't. I'm not asking you to play. No, no, no,
I know that. This is why it's fucking stressful as fuck,
like because it's like this is the pressure that's on it.
Like I get it. It's like a year like talking
about it, I didn't plan a year in advance, Like
things that get planned a year in advance fall through
because like it's too much time. So I do, but listen,

(01:03:54):
it'll be fine. I was just sharing that. No I know,
but I'm just sharing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Too that, like I okay, this is supposed to be
like a real podcast, so I'm just sharing with you,
like you know how I've heard everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
So this is why I'm yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
No, ultimately like no, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I get it. Like I'm not like giving you like
off the hook or anything. I'm just no, no, no,
I understand life like I'm not. Yeah, that's whatever, Like
I'm not too. Hey, my birthday was coming up. You
literally told me, oh, I don't know, Like I'm sorry,
I don't know what to get you. I don't know what,
like you know, I don't care. Yeah, I mean about

(01:04:31):
a year, you know when my birthdays coming.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Right, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't say, like, you know
in January, like, hey, I'm going to plan something super awesome,
like because it's your big birthday birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
You literally, i think, told me I better have a
big fucking to do for my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I literally said I'd like to celebrate my fortieth birthday, right,
I don't usually celebrate any of my birthdays.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I just felt like I ran my marathon this year,
like I did whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
So yes, I typically do not make huge things with
my birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Pet and chickens breaths. Get you over your fear of chickens.
That'll be fun. Maybe just a day with Doug. It's
just some ice cream. We'll go to Max.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We'll get you sh is at my birthday tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Oh, we get an ice cream tonight. I don't know, well,
i don't know. Now I'm sad about my birthday. To
think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Let me see if I can find a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Place, let me take a year, let me think about it.
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
People will still be here next week or months whenever
we maybe figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
We'll see. Can't control I could die? Can happen ken
on your birthday? Wouldn't that be a fucking who you
get to keep that in your back pocket? I would

(01:06:09):
say it? Just the fuck? It's definitely what do you now?
Why do you look all? This's like sad? Because like
what if like you like literally like I did?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Yeah, and then like here you are like, oh, you
didn't have to plan her birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
As I'm going towards the light, I like, I like
this is what worries me, for us for long haul.
Sometimes when in this scenario, even in this jokey scenario,
I'm dead, and my first thought is, well, I didn't
have to plan her party?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Well, because of course, because only a psychopath would say, oh,
I hope I die on your fortieth fucking birthday, so
you can live with that burden.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Oh jesus, yeah, play it back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I heard I heard a comedian the other day he
was talking about how we heard a couple arguing in
a restaurant, and then he realized it was two gay guys.
They were having the argument, and he was like, it
was so crazy because he's like a foreign guy. So crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
They just kept making logical statement after logical statement and sense,
and then they came to a conclusion and it was
over and nobody brought up any old shit or anything
like that. It was amazing nice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, I get it, I get it. Yeah, you got
to think about it and weigh it out, happiness versus
just fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Right, I'm assuming I'm happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yeah, your happiness, all right, happy dwarf. What else is
going on?

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Hey, if you're local, you should be booking with Stephanie. Right, yeah,
get your all all the fucking damage you did to
your skin over the summer, all that tanning, all the
time on the beach, all the all the UV rays
that have just been like the sun hump in your
face all summer. You probably you got some sun spots

(01:08:16):
and hyper pigmentation. Oh my god, it sounds like something
you get in a fine lines. Yeah, fine lines and
wrinkles and all that shiitas. Yeah, you know you got
that ship wax, and you get that bikini wax, or
you took care of that at the beginning of summer
and you've just been letting that grow and now it

(01:08:36):
looks like you got a fucking midget and a leg
lock down there. So get yourself, get yourself in touch
with Stephanie, to get your hooked up, to get your
to get you all squared away. Reach out to her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Yeah, just find me skin by Stephanie, skin by Stephanie
n H. Bedford.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yeah you can. You can get yourself all squared away,
all gussy up. Yeah, we can spend it. I feel
I feel pretty soon here. I did a lot of
sun in this summer and then I think I gonna
let it, let it fade until you call me pale again,
quite pale, quite pale. But I'm definitely seeing it more

(01:09:18):
that I was born with, raased with. Yeah, I can
see it now. Crows Feet ship, you're just having your
own conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Sorry, you were important with all complexion like I was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
My deity loves me. Yeah, so there's that. That's good. Like,
let's not go down any weird rabbit holes that way,
but yeah, reach out to Stephanie s given by Stephanie
and h give her, give her a look. I think
that'll be be worth it. You got that going on.

(01:09:55):
I'm trying to get my fun app taken care of.
It's the baked sale app, bakesale app dot com. That'll
be fun. What why is why I give you plugs
and I mentioned my thing and you laugh? Why Why
are you so not supportive of me? I am supportive.

(01:10:15):
I don't know, Stephanie. Let's see how it shakes out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I can don't say that because people are gonna like
put all on the socials.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Oh, with our hundreds of thousands of listens.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I've been checked the numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I've been so busy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Have you been checking the numbers? Do I get a
thing every week popping out? Yeah? We're not, yeah popping up? Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Do you know Tiger Woods has a new measure golf
like whole thing called pop socket or no.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I thought that was literally what he called all the
hose he was banging back and no.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
If you look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
I found it out today. It's like it's like a
top golf, but it's mini golf and Tiger Woods owns it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Oh my goodness. And there's a couple comes with like
is it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Like a No.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I guess you can order like food and like stuff
like on it. I don't know that customers are telling
me about it. Really. Maybe it's not pop socket that's
tiger Wood's mini golf. What's it? Popstroke? Popstroke? That sounds
like you're jacking off an old man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Well that's idios.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Popstroke is the go to tap into a mini golf oasis.
Come for the golf, stay for the fun, eat putt, drink.
We'll keep score. You have fun, download the app and
prepare for an unfree you can keep score other food.
It doesn't Yeah, I mean, okay, so it's new. I

(01:11:38):
found that out today Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Yeah, more
golf places. Why are people talking about this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Oh, they're supposed to be one in Florida and oh well,
let's go check about customers that were weighing on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
She was telling me that she was going to Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
She was telling me all the different things, and then
we were talking about like, do you like golf?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I was like no.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I was like, but I have no problem with people
who play it sometimes and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
She was I like, I like golf and I was like, really,
because she don't seem like a golfer and she what
does that even mean? Like me? And and she's like, yeah,
have you ever been to the one?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
And I go, are you talking about top golf? Yes?
I love top golf. I was like, yeah, top.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Golf is fine, top golfing golf.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
She couldn't think of the word top golf. She couldn't
she could, Yeah, I know, yeah, okay, yeah, she's probably
a real fucking pro. You can't think of top golf.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Sometimes she talks so much her husband can't get a
word in edgewys to say I want more golf.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
That's a man I would probably date at this point.
He is just like a break so patient, like Stephanie,
we're all patient, No, we're all patient. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Not all men are patient, but that guy. The ones
who aren't patient, those are the wrong man. Those are
the men being. The ones that aren't patient are the
weak men. Oh really, So it's just all about your

(01:13:07):
weak or strong based on how you deal with a
woman who's like a fucking problem. Yeah, yelling at her
isn't going to help. Well, my might to shut her
the fuck up and let him talk and order his coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I usually notice that he's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
So can I have another? Yeah? Great, that's real nice.
That's beta energy. He should knock her upside the head
with the cup. Shut up, it's top golf. Jesus Christ.
Nobody wants to hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Topped him when she was talking about the golf things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
He was like, it's not that he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I think he just like lets her like speak like
she wants to be social.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Oh she is. She'll tell you anything. Oh great, hey,
didn't like her? Perfect, she'll talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I'm promoting, man, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
He probably likes the attention.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
He likes work.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, well, this has been a wacky episode. We get
our time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Oh yeah, well with sorry guys, it wasn't whatever, But
here we go again. We got a life and we're
busy and we're trying to make it work and we'll
be on a better schedule. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
The feedback that I get, honestly, is the time we
actually talk about true relationship kind of stuff, stuff that
we actually go through and here it was, and people
people will say like, oh my god, yeah I go
through that. Just helping people help. I don't think we're
helping people because I don't even know how to deal
with it, So I ain't helping anybody. I'm just saying, hey,
I'm right here with you. You get yourself a yappy

(01:14:47):
mouth fraud who just don't fucking shut up and interrupt
you all the time and calls you old and pale.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
And thank god she passes up by seventy fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yeah, it just goes off on concerts and shit like that.
You just say, oh, yeah, I one of those sweet,
awesome well right, and you just got some old, crotchety
old man at home. Just what you we get the
fucking dogs running around upstairs kicking he clacken like reindeer

(01:15:16):
on fucking Christmas. So anyway, it was a very disjointed, weird.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Well, we knew it was gonna happen like that because
we took that long restroom break in between. Yeah, but
we'll be back, Maybe we'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
How are we going to do a thing tomorrow, Stephanie.
This attitude, that's the stuff. That's the stuff that why
it takes me two weeks to get up the fucking
energy to do this, And then you think we're gonna
be back at it tomorrow. What's gonna happen between today
and tomorrow that we're even gonna I'll think up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Some great pointers to speak about. Maybe I'll come prepared
to the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Table once never never, I've given never on. What are
we talking about? Ken? Oh, you got nothing? You have
nothing planned? Shocker, I don't know what. I'm surprised. Yeah,
you've been talking about this podcast for a year? Nothing planned?

(01:16:19):
What a disappointment you are? Wonder why I have fucking
women problems? No, oh, you don't wonder. I bet you
don't wonder because you know, well I think it's started
to it's starting to creep in, so creep. Yeah, yeah,
that'll be the next one. What is that TLC or

(01:16:41):
something leftist? What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Left eye is dead?

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
They didn't replace there with somebody with two eyes? Oh well,
she fucking chased the too many waterfalls? Now, what's one
before we head out? What's one an old.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Artist you'd like to see if you were to like
go to like a concert that was like not loud
and like your type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
What artists would you want to see from the past?
From the past? I probably is this off?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
No, No, it's fine. It's don't touch anything. Billy Joel
would be cool. I know that time is past, but
he's like, he's got a lot of stuff that I
really like. I'd probably go see like Huey Lewis and
the News that was those guys were fun. The Eagles

(01:17:37):
would be kind of cool to go to the original.
Well there's only one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
So yeah, I didn't know if they had like people
like die and like overdose and just replace them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Fleetwood. No, I don't, I don't care. You'd want to
see Fleetwood Mac, I get I do get that. So
as much as I finger myself, if I could see Okay,
well that's cool, that's fun. I don't know how to
react to that. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Listen to the window.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Wow, that's that's quite the declaration. Like, I'll have to
keep that in mind. I get a cardboard cutout level
wild Night Stev. But just that bitch changed my life
this year. I'll tell you what she changed your life?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Love.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I know, I know, I get it. I do understand.
I do understand. Hard dick excited pumping, Yeah, yes, so
well just keep going at it with your mouth, so
let's follow it with your mouth. That's all. Uh, yeah.
Other than that, I don't. I don't really know. I don't.

(01:18:58):
I don't really care. I don't, I don't really care.
The only person I would see that's current right now
that I would actually go to a concert just because, like,
if the opportunity came up and it was a seventeen
cent ticket, which I know it's not, Morgan Wallen, would
be pretty cool, just because, like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I figure myself to get a ticket to that show too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
It sounds like you're just just ready to ready to
get in there stuck. Yeah, I hope. I hope that
wasn't the case with Creed. Like I hope that's why
you haven't had to pay for a ticket, because you
just just finger banging yourself to get yourself a fucking

(01:19:38):
digit blasting over here, just to get yourself a Creed ticket.
I hope I don't fall asleep. I hope they don't
fall asleep. They're like one hundred and seventeen years old.
Oh so, oh my god, shoulder, what wait? Whatever? Going

(01:20:01):
down this road? All right, listen, you've wasted a perfectly
good hour and twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Yeah, and we're coming back at you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Oh yeah, we're coming right back at your new episode
Hot Fresh, you got it, watch out now, don't worry.
I just I'll just wait here in the basement for
Stephanie to finally get home tomorrow after my day of work,
and then I'll just sit with your.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Day of work and going to the pool and working out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Ex I'm so sick of everybody. This is the second
time this week that like people like to point out, like, yeah,
I'm out of work early because I start fucking who
said earlier to today not today this week? No, I
know it wasn't you. You just did, but like, sorry,
I have the flexible. Can we talk about it later?

(01:20:51):
Jesus fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Sorry, But we had to hear all the bullshit on
how I'm a cunt and like like with my birthday
and like hearing any of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
And then what I'm saying, Oh, who said it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You can't give me like you got it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
You gotta get We'll talk about it off air, Yeah, we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
I'll tell you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
If we're still married. Oh we will be. Oh you
think so? Yeah, Because I can't get that ship finalized
that quick. I have to go on like legal zoom
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Oh, Policia just said an appointment Oh that sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
A little scary. Oh you don't want to talk about
it right now, you want to talk about it off air.
Oh okay, this is whole podcast supposed to be bringing
us together. Instead, I'm thinking about pushing you down the
fucking stairs. So can we can we underline that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
How if you are suffering from abuse in your relationship,
there are ways to help, and you can call people
to get out, like don't. Ken's joke is whatever. But
there are people who are sensitive and who have gone
through domestic abuse. You you are survivors, and you'll get
over it. Don't listen to ken Stupid Ship?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
What you gotta put out there? Ken, I know it's
basically your theme song. Don't listen to Ken's Stupid Ship?
All right? Our twenty two? Yeah, we're blowing in finger
bag and there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Nix is coming to town.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I tell you, Okay, well like Santa, all right, anyway,
we're all of us here, can he said? Oh, she's
coming to town. I tell you ev Nix is coming
in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Okay, Jesus Christ, good night, This is Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Bye, goodbye,