Episode 89

It’s Fall Y’all! Ken and Stephanie are back to talk about the craziness of life from pumpkin goodies to orgies. This episodes covers it all!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm Ken, Stephanie. It's been a long time, folks, this
is our emma, a long time.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I shouldn't have left you, left you without a dope
be stip too.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh yeah, you don't know that's on? Oh my god, Ken,
where the fuck are you in the nineties?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't know that bitch is dead, isn't she?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Pees whatever, like with with a flow like that. That
was terrible. Oh my god, I didn't like it. Okay,
my jam.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Anyways, it's episode eighty nine, and the last time we
did something was August twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh my god, shut up, almost a month ago.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh wow, it's been four weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Sorry, we've been all.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
The moons and stars and clovers must all be in line.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh, it's libre season.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh Jesus Christmas. Is that why you sent me that
thing with that weird ass looking person.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh, there's like if you're married to a libre.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, Stephanie sending me reels you guys like a guy.
I don't know. I don't know if it was a guy,
I can't tell. Whatever. I'm not getting myself in trouble,
just like with the eyelashes.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
He's just meaning. I think he's Armanian.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know what he was our meaning to tell me,
but that you were smart. Yeah, okay, that's why half
the time I'm on the edge of a bridge. Yeah. Nice, nice,
So yeah, I guess I guess it's Libra season. If
you care about any of that stuff, make sure to circle,

(01:34):
like save yourself in case one comes near you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Be happy if one comes near you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Sometimes I'm a whole lot though, but sometimes yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you Okay, here's a funny because we always talk
like relationship kind of stuff. Do you who do you
think honestly, like honest to god, who do you think
is a lot in our relationship? More? You were me?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I am because I'm like dramatically more Yeah, like I
like a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
But then, like in most relationships, most relationships, who's like
given the energy that like when you're waiting on people
and it's a husband and a wife who's bringing the
energy where you're like, oh, this, I bet it's mostly
this bitch is a lot. There's probably very few times
a guy and a wife where you're like, this guy

(02:34):
is a real dick and his wife is the sweetest
little lady. I bet it's a lot of fucking ah
this bitch is a Karen and that man he should.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really, I mean there's not like I don't get like
a lot of people that are like that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
But you can clearly tell when like someone's just like
not wanting to be there and someone's like wanting to
be there in that sense, like if it was like,
oh I didn't really want to come.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Here, like right or not?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The like who gives that vibe? The women? No, No,
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's like really like a toss up honestly for me,
like if I ever like if it's like if I'm
gonna have to deal with like a difficult person at.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
A table, it's a fifty to fifty between. Like there's
like a lot of like I.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Bet guys who come in with other guys are pains
in the asses. Hey, honey, bring me some more toast,
Like I'm gonna tell jokes like Ken.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Does tell you what though I give it right back.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I think that's why the old guys like it, because
I'll be like, all right, well I got a minute,
like oh yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Guys love that. But old guys like if they just
get some attention. Yeah, like, hey, tits are above her knees.
Be nice, be nice.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean as long as you recognize, like if
you're doing this shit job, that's.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Really kind of the only Pellichick can do it. Any
of us can do it. Come on, look, I put
on my good cologne. I put on my old spice,
and that one k over.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Us.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I don't don't know, maybe links or patties.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Know.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's a guy that I'd like to go to the
track with him.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I don't know what that Jesus Christ, I hope
that's actually to bet on something.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know if that's horses.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh okay, I was getting a little nervous.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's forty years older than you.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He's forty years old, Like, oh he's ancient.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, he's forty years older than you'd be forty years
my senior. Yeah, well forty seven years my senior.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Actually, bitches do what bitches do?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't know. After that cash, No, I would just
like to go just to like experience the going to Walmart.
But there's horses outside. I've been to racetracks, I've been
to told me how much when I was a kid,
we went to dog tracks like that. Yeah, that was
a family trip. Like you like that show Are You Garbage?

(04:51):
Asked that question, like where did you go when you
were in like fourth grade? Oh, the dog track? That's
where we spent our weekends.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well there used to be We're tuskin Is that used
to be a dog track?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah? But no, he goes to the.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Horses, he goes to Seabrook.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Sweet, he's a sweet little man.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
There you go. That's fun. Good for him.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
But yeah, I mean I think it's whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
But in our relationship, yeah, I mean, like like I said,
like dramatically, like I'm a lot, but then sometimes you're
like a lot when you're just like no, like that's
the answer, and it's like it takes you a while
to like change your mind.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, okay, well that's cool. I take the criticism. This
is a whole new can turn over a new lead.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
But it's like fifty to fifty. So it depends on
the day, you think.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
So that's the sign that you might be.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I could be a lot Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday,
and you could be a lot Tuesday Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Usually if I have to be, if I'm a lot,
quote unquote, it's it's because of you if you think
about it, Like most most men I think would attest
that like their issues. Well if you do stem from
like their wife.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's like if you had a different job, maybe you'd
have problems with other people. Then I wouldn't be your
issue if I had it.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
You don't see other people.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, it's just like what I'm saying, like these issues,
it's not you personal. It's just how like you'll be like, oh,
let's go do this, and the things you want to
do are so polar opposite from anything that I would
ever want to do that Sometimes then I get like
h and then like oh, Ken, you're being a lot.

(06:38):
It's like, yeah, you want to go spider petting, Like.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't want Why would I wouldn't want to go?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's the type of stuff like, that's it's all the equivalent,
you know.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I think I'm going to take spider petting.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think sometimes sometimes I.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Would just like want to take you to like unfortunately
there's things that I want to do that involve crowds,
and you don't like crowd.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Every Okay, So there's this place locally for anybody not
in the area. The Tuscan Village, they opened it up
and they do all of these crazy like events there.
And listen, I'm not lying. They all sound almost fun,
okay for you, for anybody, they're almost fun sound.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think some of them are fun.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
All the fucking area also thinks it sounds almost funny.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I know they should have made that. They did not
no area bigger, right, is that what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
They should have done? They have if you were to
look at it from the sky.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
But now people like are gonna be living there, so
maybe yeah, so it's gonna be worse.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
People are literally just gonna walk down from their place
to take part.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They'll see from their balcony.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, and then when we have to drive those oh yeah,
look you get you know, no rings off to the
track with some old man fucking no wedding ring on.
That's awesome, that's pretty cool. Yeah. The place is just
fucking packed and parking is ridiculous. And if you don't
get there forty five to three hundred hour you don't

(08:14):
like the parking, No, I don't, I don't, I don't care.
I'm old. There's a hundred little parking lots all interconnected.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
With they don't figure out, like a little shuttle bus
from one of the areas to the other shuttle bus.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
What they should have done is they should stop holding
ship at the thing, give us all a fucking break.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Like people like stuff to do and they're free events.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Okay, who cares a lot of twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
To not go?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
For real?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know, Yeah, venmo u, I wish I like
if there was another couple, I would love to hear,
like I bet guys get dragged to ship all the
time that they don't want to fucking do, and it's
like it's just part of the gig. It's part of
the deal.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like today, what happened at the grocery store? What did
I have to tell you immediately when we got in
and got the car?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, okay, today, perfect example. This is how sad life is.
This is how sad it is. We go and she decides,
I don't know, like food food for me? Sadly, it's
probably like extra retarded because I'm like with the gym
and all this sudd I don't want to bore anybody,
especially my wife ever talking about Yeah, I see, And

(09:30):
then so food's important, and what has Stephanie decide to do.
Let's go shopping at a completely different grocery store. And
I know people are ken grow the fuck up like
it's a grocery store. But I'll just tell you, I'm
just very comfortable in the grocery store where I know
all the shit is. And then we go to this

(09:52):
other one, fucking Locals. It's market Basket. It's the Walmart
of the fucking grocery stores around here. We have this nice,
nice Hannafords. People are it's more expensive. They fuck you,
you never even shopped there, right, And they're building out,
they're making it more expansive, and it's like the lighting
is nice. I know where all the ship is in

(10:13):
the place, all.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
The people they have, all their doing something different.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They have all their clothes on, they had no nobody's
running around dressed like a fucking Indian. I saw an Indian.
I saw a guy who I think like had his
oxygen tank in his pants and he's walking on with
a roller. Yeah. Remember I told you, like fucking yeah,
Chief Wackado. Like the people there was just there walking

(10:39):
into me, Like there was a lot of people just
walking into me. They didn't give a ship. I was invisible.
I just want to I was just like, why why
does this have to be different? Why does this have
to be a stressor?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right? But I told you just we can't bring that
toxic energy in like we just gotta.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I could have just gone to our grocery store.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
We were just something different.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Will go back to hand, I know, we'll go back
to Hannifer.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's just fine to try something different.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What's sun is?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah? The one thing that yeah, I told you they
don't have all the stuff and you're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Enough, but you got some new snacky things and you
get some.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Ice cream and empty handed, it's like.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Whatever did we pick up? We picked up?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't know, probably aids. Honestly, Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
The bone broth that we use in the dog's food.
That was cheaper.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's good because you got chicken. They usually get beef.
So hopefully they like the chickens. Try something different for
them and they're ship themselves because it's different.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bone broth.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, bone broth.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Has been good for dogs, you know, anyhoy, So yeah,
we went to market basket today.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Big, just terrible, big day, and I feel like I
don't know. On one hand, I should be like hashtag blessed,
like you think, like mixing it up in life is
going to a different grocery store. So I should I
should feel like that's that's on power. If you were like,
let's mix it up and go on a day cruise
or something. It's like, oh Jesus and the rain. Who knows, Stephanie,

(12:11):
who fucking knows. Maybe that's the day that see dolphins
on a rain.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Maybe maybe they like it. Maybe it's something like the
rain does something in the water. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
More. Yeah, yeah, here comes more to life.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Jumping out like yeah, that'd be a what one?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But anyways that it's scary. I'll transition quick. Dolphins and
whales and stuff. I find that stuff really scary.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah I cried.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
What I meant, Well, I wouldn't cry, but if I
was in a boat and there was a big whale
right near, like I'd be scared.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
You don't know what's gonna do. That's like an animal
like that is like a brain, like it's gonna it
could Sometimes Doug just like hits me, you know, and
like he's little, so it's like I can take it.
But if he was, like if Winston had his full
I mean I've seen Winds had his full strength. Like
an animal can hurt you, Like, you have to respect.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That, let alone a fifty ton fucking beast. Yeah, in
the dark of the the ocean's dark. People.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I get nervous when I go to the zoo and
see things behind the glass. You get like I feel
like the weakness in my legs.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, you get nervous from just about fucking anything, let's
be honest, but ocean stuff. And I love the ocean
to a point, like I love the ocean too, uh
just above my belly button. Anything beyond that, I don't
know what squiggly wiggly fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And jellyfishies, oh no, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
But anyway, I wouldn't want to fight like a fucking
tiger either. But the ocean stuff, we least you can
see the tiger right, like you kind of feel like
you have a a fight. And that's so dumb because
like a whale isn't gonna really what is it gonna
do with you?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
But their eyes are so far apart, you know, Well,
so we're thugs.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, but like like the whales eyes.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, like they're usually the other side.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Of its head.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's like right in front of you, like you can
get away, like if you had to look at you. Yeah,
but it's like like a tiger is gonna like instantly
see you and just like get a fuck around and
like when they jump and leap like they're like.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah long yeah, Like would you rather be in the
ocean near a whale or in a car and see
a tiger?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Car see a tiger?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh really I'd rather be I think I'd rather well
the car you can like speed away away.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And it's like with swimming, it's like sometimes it's like
oh my god, like you're so far trying, like they'll
just like open their mouth and you're done. Okay, okay,
but like okay, they can swim probably thirty miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
They can swim pretty fast. Yeah, that is in fact,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
For me, phelps, I am not a strong swimmer. It's
not good Like I know my weaknesses.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
So yeah, doggy paddle away from I wouldn't want.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
To be in the jeep. I'd want specific car, something
with like.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
A strong Yeah. What would you rather have approached the
window a tiger or a bear? A tiger I don't
think that's the right answer.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
No, because bears know how to like they can stand
up on their feet, but they don't use their.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Hands like that.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Be Bears cannot just open a door.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Have you have not seen a camping video from the
Smoking Mountains? Yes they can they Yes.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's true. They do get in people's cars.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
But I thought they just yeah, because because how they
stand up and how their hands are because like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like so they they are very hungry a lot of
the time.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I wouldn't want to with a bear.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well, we'll keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You wanted to do this episode, did you have anything
that you want to talk about? You just want to say, like,
happy September, Happy Libre.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Season, Libra season for for sure.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
My birthday is.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Coming up, you know, and a few a few days now,
I haven't said anything.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
About it, you know, you haven't said anything about it.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Like reminded you, like, oh, coming up, that was the
one thing you've been thinking about all year.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Huh yep.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
So you're gonna be relieved the day after my birthday.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
No, probably like two weeks, because the day after if
anything goes wrong or it sucks or something, they'll be like,
oh that blue, like she's gonna be so disappointed. Then
a couple of weeks later you can just kind of
forget about it. Oh okay, nice, just kidding something you'll
hold on till the day you die and hold against me.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Only a big birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's only it's too bad, Like you know, it's probably
just like everything else, it's just created like by whoever.
I don't know whoever, like throws fucking parties. Forty Like
why forty was probably a big birthday in the seventeen
and eighteen hundreds, because that meant you were like one
hundred and you'd be on the news. I mean, I

(17:21):
think the old person reached one hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Was I you have like eighteenth birthday twenty first and then.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Like I feel like thirty ten one five kind of ten.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yep, six sixteen, well, thirteen, sixteen, thirteen, will becoming a
teenager some I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
The fuck out of here with that. Whatever you find, masturbait,
you don't need a president, okay, sixteen, sixteen, eighteen, twenty one.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
And then thirty and forty thirty, thirty, forty.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Fifty after thirty and even thirty now.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Is kind of thirty sometimes is like thirty is.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
A new twelve. The way I see these people, they're
fucking like they're young thirties. Baby.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Well, I mean thirty is still like you're going into
your new decade. So it's like all the new decade
ones are always good because you never know.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Don't throw them. Listen, I'll tell you right now, right.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
You don't want to fifty, yeah, now, No, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
A fiftieth, sixtieth, seventy, eightieth, one hundred. I'm going to
get to one hundred and nobody's killed me. You throw
me a fucking sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm going to throw you a sixty ninth birthday.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Sixty nine, perfect me your next Yep, you and me,
just just a private party, private private party for this
sixty easy yep, easy peasy did he's.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Not ordering oil anymore?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, so we can get all kinds.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You just get a little thing. We just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Amazon selling it right now because they brought it all
in for him like a truckload. No, I don't want
any big birthdays. I don't. I'm done with birthdays. I
have no I have no desire. Like I always tell people,
I don't like my birthday in that I don't need
it to be an event. I just want to acknowledge.
I do feel nice when it's acknowledged, because that never

(19:02):
really was like a thing. Yeah, so I do.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Had what like your candling cones?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Enough, Sephanie, you with your fucking ears, Like, why is
going on for people that he's always changed, like always
thinks her ears are called?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I think I probably need tubes.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
You don't need tubes.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I need one on calls, to which I think is.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
What you need.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Could you imagine if doctors start doing house calls again,
like back in the day, Oh.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, great, that's all we need doctors showing up to
houses to help lonely housewives. Awesome, that'd be pretty fucking
sweet for all of us.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
That would be a pretty good Oh yeah, up a
service like that with a couple of doctors.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh sure, sure. Doctors already deal with enough fucking malpractice
they need they need Betty Boop to fucking call somebody
and be like, oh, he assaulted me, Like oh, they
think there's something wrong with my china. It would be
all kinds of fucking shit.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, I think remember how doctors used to do like
house called, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Back when people were fucking sane like people are not.
It's not it's not a good things in the world
are not good enough to do house calls.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
So we're not gonna do house calls.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
An I get it. I'm not saying it would be bad.
I'm just saying from the doctor's point of view, it's like,
fuck that go into some of these parts, like the
advantage and be like when you walked in and it's like, oh,
I can tell why you're sick. You have cat shit
on your counter, you have seventy five cats in here,
newspapers to the fucking ceiling. There's bochulism literally growing on

(20:39):
your faces like the plague, like just like like like
that show. It's also it's in botox botulism. It's literally
like right like the Mushroom people show the Mushroom people
with the Smurfs. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, you know with Pedro Pascal.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh yeah, the Last Best of Us. Yeah, No, it's
not like that.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That looks like a case of botulism.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to heal
with courts steps. I think they were called I don't
think we finished the New No, it was Stu Once
they killed Pedro Pascal Swimler. Yeah, but that was sucking.
That was sucking. This show was kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I know they're going to do like flashbacks, but it
wouldn't be this.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's not the same and it got this got whatever.
It's yeah, that show. I have watched. This is show season,
and I'm I feel I feel bad for you in
a way because you don't have show season.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
All the shows are coming back. It's fall. I watch
because of again, work not lazy. I watch a lot
of shows, watch I finished series like kind of I
watch a lot of television shows. I'm watching new show
on HBO called Task with Mark Ruffalo and some other folks.

(22:05):
That's pretty decent by the same people that did Mayor
of East Town. That's pretty that's pretty good. I just
finished the Studio. We're pretty close to you watched a
couple with me. I really want to watch it at first,
and then I was like, yeah, fucking it won all
those Emmys watching it and you know, you know, you know,
I'll be like you want to watch this, I'll just

(22:25):
put on friends like you don't care, like you just
peacemaker on HBO watching that that's kind of fun. Slow
Horses just started back up on Apple TV, so I
don't know, there's a lot of a lot of good.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
We're starting the Voice.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, we're starting the Voice. That's right, voice. These are
the show. Stephanie likes to watch the Voice. It's not bad.
I could, I could talk ship, but it's like it
is mindless.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Entertainment, you know, and snoopies on it.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He's gonna listen too much. Snoop. I know you love Snoop.
Everybody loves Snoop. At some point it's like, dude, did
you lose all your money in a in a gambling
I think it's.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Just probably honestly, like you know what, he gets them.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
This is what I think it is because he's the
black Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Ah, He's he's shown that he's like really good on
these type of like live show platforms, tape show platforms, whatever,
like he has like riz as the kids call it nowadays.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't know if anybody's still call it.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, they told me just like six weeks ago, eight
weeks ago, I asked one of the girls. But like
he does it and like how it all comes up.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
It's like he did the Olympics, and after Olympics he
was kind of like whatever for a little bit, then
something else came up.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Then he's gone for a little bit, and now this
comes out, you know what I mean? Like he he's
not like all the time, but like he is involved
with I mean, business wise, is.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Matt He couldn't be too smart because he keeps having
to do this shit. You think you just like retire.
He's got to be getting up there.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, I mean, I guess you're just kind of like
do some of these like syndications something. You're just like
getting paid till forever.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Right, aren't there any shows you want to watch?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I mean shows are coming back, Like, Okay, the Voice
is coming back. That's not a show, y Abbot, Elementary
is coming back.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, I watched that Black Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
There's a few.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Things that I've seen pop up on Netflix that I
could potentially watch. I couldn't give you names for him,
but they're like lit like documentary things like that. I
like that sitcom show we're watching, but I just like
documentary thing like.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I like things like that.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Right, that's an old that's an older show too, you
can tell. Yeah, Alien Earth, I finished that.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I don't want to say anything with the aliens. I
saw that that was I'm not like a big like
excuse me, like sci fi.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Definitely wouldn't have liked Foundation. I watched all of that.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's too much for me to keep up, and sometimes
I try, Like the Mushroom Show, like that's like that's
probably like the.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Closest to sci fi. I like Avatar? Is that sci fi?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, that's very much sci fi. Yeah, that's just so
that's a movie that like is so.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Like it's written emotionally and like I love that movie
so much.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I know we bought it. We never watched it again forever. Yeah,
we'll hold it on, hold on to.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It one day when we get like a crazy like
projector we'll rewatch it and we'll just crazy projector I
don't know, like to see it like a bigger like warm.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know he made it literally to be on digital.
What do you want to get it all real?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
No, like you can get like a white screen here
and like you know, have it like on a big Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah was that. I know this is like hoping around
a little bit. But when you were a kid like
you obviously you had the finished basement situation. Did you
get caught up at all in the mindset of like
the basement entertainment room, the basement movie room. Did you
ever want to have something like that, like a movie room,

(26:21):
you know people have like the big screen, like the
whole big screen in the the cha. I mean it
was just a family room. What would you prefer?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh, when I was growing up, yeah, like it was
just where we were to go. That's it was our area.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, so I mean it was just like a big
living room, like hours, like at night, my parents would
go down and watch TV.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Gross watching television.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I mean, yeah, I guess I was. I don't know,
it was fine.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I liked it, Like it was fine, like obviously if
it could be set up like maybe a little bit differently,
like and it was not like split but it's like
a weird setup.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah. Well, basements they're tough anyway, you know. That's where
we're at right now. So I don't know there was
such a push for having wanting to have like a
home theater in the nineties and two thousands. You know,
surround sound. People have a fucking speakers everywhere with speaker
wires going along. Yeah, I mean, like my.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Dad watches like way more movies, like as literally.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
As like we got older, moved out, my dad's like, oh,
I want to make this like more of like I'm
gonna watch movies all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Like never he dad watches a lot of movies and shows. Yeah,
and similar to my dad.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Like never really watched Like my dad was working all
the time when we were younger, like and then like
Sundays he would just be like doing stuff around the house.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
So he wasn't just like he never just sat like
he like my dad didn't just like sit and watch TV.
You know what I mean right Like now it knows
he watches it. Wow too that SIT's on bowl volume.
Oh just like Doug, Doug, you know what.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Honestly, thank god my parents don't live in a condo
yet because like their neighbors would be telling them to
like turn their volume down, you think, so, I.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Know sometimes we can hear it's very rare though, it's
very rare. Yeah, but like to ever hear television, I
guess I have radio. Sometimes I can hear. You can
hear them from here, No, like we're eight miles away.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
If their doors open, like their screen door like or
their front doors open, it's just a screen door and
I pull in and I'm walking, I can hear the
TV from outside. Well I get here, yeah, like I
could hear the basement TV from upstairs, like pretty clear
one day.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
He just doesn't like And when I went there today
to get.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
The mail, like, I hope he has a two sets
of hearing aids because the ones that were at home
were charging nicely.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I know. It's sometimes for me just driving in the car,
I'll be listening to the radio and then I'll stop
put the car in part and then I'm like, holy shit,
this was really loud, like trying to hear it over
the car. Yeah, and it's a new car, you know
what I mean. It's actually a silently kind of like
ev hybrid. So it's kind of crazy that while I'm driving,

(29:22):
I have to crank the radio up the year and
it just sucks. It sucks getting old. You know, there's
nothing good about it. And I know, in light of
your birthday coming up, it's probably not fun to talk about.
But old age is a fucking It's a bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
How you can feel it.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Some day, I bet, I bet we're gonna be in
the same We're finally gonna be in the same decade,
all these years. It's been a while. It's in a
hot minute, both being in our forties welcome yet soon
it's tough. I fucking hate getting older, Yeah, I really do.

(30:00):
I don't want to be old, you know, in like
the physical or mental sense. And I think I think
there was a time, not like probably four years ago
or so, I was so tired from work and running
and all that shit. I think I just accepted it.

(30:20):
I think I was just like, fuck it, I'm old now,
I'm tired. Oh, I just want to sit in my
chair and be comfortable and all that. And I think
I just kind of recognized, like, no, this is this
is too this is too young and too early to
just fucking let the old man in, you know, so
to speak. And I think that would probably be something

(30:41):
i'd want to like caution people against. Just guys. You know.
It's like, you don't have to just become a fucking lump,
you know, if you're if you're looking forward to doing
less in life just to be able to sit in
a chair and watch TV, like, don't my god, Like

(31:04):
that's terrible, it's not gonna it's not gonna end well,
you know, but It's always been something that's very scary
to me. And we talked about it, you know, well
you said, besides physically, just I don't want to lose
touch as best as possible with like technology. I don't
ever want to look at something and be completely fucking

(31:24):
flabbergasted by it. Yeah, does that make sense? You know?
You ever think about that where it's like I don't
want to ever be like first time.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, technology already hates me. So I mean like even
if like I do stay with it, it's not always
gonna be.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, technology for you is is definitely is definitely tricky.
We've we've we've talked about that on the show. If
you you could go you could go near my computer
right now and it would glitch out, just you have
a vibe about it and energy to you.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, I'm just I don't need that technology stuff. Yeah,
I gotta be going on in my head already.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You know, I'll tell you that right now. Just for again,
as a guy getting older, it's not it's nowhere near
it's nowhere near as scary as for like women getting older.
I have no like I couldn't even imagine, Like I
saw a comedian talking the other day, it's like my

(32:29):
wife is losing every chemical in her body that helps
her to tolerate me. Now we both have reached an
age where we both think about me dying, like in
a funny way, like she wants him dead because she
can't like stand him anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, so I just kudos to the ladies, shout out
to the ladies new I can't be hypocritical. I can't
be like, oh my god, how scary is it to
get older and then be a woman where it's like
your insides are fucking revolting against you. Of course, of

(33:09):
course they are, like, holy shit, what a fucking tangled
labyrinth of wackiness ladies got going on inside there.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
We don't even know the half of it.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Sometimes, I know, I am aware, you guys don't know
what's going on. Like I'm talking about having a T
shirt for women. It just says I should just accept
it's my period. It's my period. I get it, like
something along those I know it sounds shitty. I don't
care women will talk about this is what pisses me

(33:44):
off about this because I get it, Like women get
annoyed about the period then like pointing towards it, but
like women will literally establish with other women if they're
around her, and women, oh, she's she probably just has
her fucking period. And it's like I get it, you
can say it. I probably can. I guess it's like
racial like everything else, I'm not allowed to say. But

(34:06):
I mean just accept it.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I mean, you can't just assume just because a woman's
in a bad mood. You can't just assume like, oh,
she must be fucking bleeding from her crutch.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
No, that's like really I'm not saying that, yeah, but
I mean, like that's what you literally just had, like
oh women said no, Like I some fucking bitch stomps
up on me and it's like, oh, wod you get
your fucking period? No, I just don't like your ugly
fucking face and your energy in me, like get the
fuck away, get the fuck away out of my face,
Like maybe you fucking did something. Maybe I don't fucking
like your idiotic response to my text message.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Like maybe you're not using your head when you're speaking
to me, like get the fuck out of my energy.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
It's not because I'm on my fucking period, and bitch,
maybe I get the fucking shot down't get my period?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
So what what next?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
For five years?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Shot? Hold on? What is this? Wait? Hold on? Can
I get this on Amazon? No, there's get it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
There's something like birth controls.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Can I get it to you in a blow dart
birth control shot? Like a wild ani them all like croikey,
look it's a female. Oh no. Anyways, I'm just saying,
if you have it, accept it, and own it. That's
probably maybe more what it is. It's like if you
if you are dealing with it and you are in

(35:17):
a fucking bad move, just say it straight up. Don't
be like, oh I think it's my allergies, or I
think it's the fucking universe, or I think it's because
of like something that happened when I was six, Like,
just fucking own it.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, when I'm in a bad mood, I don't have
my period, can I just say, like, I don't have.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
My period, cad, and I don't tell you. I don't
say oh you mostly because I know, like I'm pretty aware.
Husbands are pretty fucking aware when their wife has their period.
Like you fucking say it like all the time, you
know what I mean, Like we know, so just own it.
Just be like, okay, yeah, I'm being a fucking raging scene.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
And maybe if like you know, when we're having it,
maybe like tread lightly and be fucking.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Lightly go bag, get the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Of dodge, set me up on a small weekend.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
No, no, no, no, that's not nice. We can't afford
to send you away every fucking month. Actually it's not
even a month. It's like seventeen days out of the like,
because there's like the pre while you go through it,
post pre posts, I don't know, you get fucking shit
going everywhere. Anyways, it sucks sex being a woman.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You said, it's I think.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
God God had it right day one and then you
fucked it up. But what can you do? Of course
it's aggressive whatever. Any who's what.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Else do we talk about?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, but you can come with the subject. You get
so excited to do this. Fall that's broad okay, fallow y'all.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
It's fall, y'all. It's Ken's favorite season.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It is my favorite season. It is it is not
for all that.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
And I just got vanilla chie Milano cookies.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
That's pi Eminem's Balkan seasoned baby.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And I got caramel apple gummy.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Bear and one of those tastes like the Devil's dick rible.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
We got those in mark A baskets. See, we got
fun cheats.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
You got Carnuva wax, gummy bears, some candy corn, which
some people say is the biggest fucking white trash.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Well, I didn't get that for myself.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
And then we got those pumpkin pie eminem's. Yeah, those
look pretty damn I like.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I like pumpkin a lot as I'm getting older, I
like pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
And like white woman likes pumpkin spice. Not even I
don't even need this spice.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I can just have the pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Okay, But I know you don't just go eat out
of like a can of pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I no, I don't, But I'm just saying, like I
would like a pumpkin bread, a pumpkin cookie, I got
pumpkin muffin, a pumpkin coffee, a pumpkin tea.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Can bubba. Just take a fucking breathing from the pumpkin
bubba gump.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Now, I did see a pumpkin cheese and I did
not get it. Oh but you know, okay, you did
see that cheese, like it would be kind.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Of get that. You get that thing right at your cheek,
and I know sometimes like I end up being the
one quiet like last Yeah, but pumpkin cheese like pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, I guess I could have tried it, But yeah,
I like pumpkin cream cheese. Yeah, I like pumpkin ice cream.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Do you realize those other places, like we were talking
about it the other day, like West Coast it's like
eighty five, Like pumpkins are such a part of the
fall here.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, they s grow pumpkins over there.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I get it. No, I'm not, but it just doesn't
I can't imagine it looking or feeling the same.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I have Christmas trees too, you know, you know, and Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
And Cowlfornia would be fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
It's different.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Stephanie's literally like to contort herself, like in her chair
because she literally can't sit still for more than three seconds,
has her knees up.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I'm just trying to like kind of like if this
is like if I had a weighted blanket, you should put.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
It on me now, Yeah, I would too.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's not very nice. Hurt me. I still feel bad
that I put that weight blanket on.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
His It's like, oh, it's Christmas he's like ten. He's
probably older than ten, but not much ten or ten
to twelve, and he's like, I want to waited blanket.
This is one waited blankets were all the rage. I
was like, okay, I'll get him a we waited blanket,
and it's like, I just I'm the type of person
that when I buy something, I don't want to buy
it once. Yeah, right, if I get like a five

(39:55):
pound weighted blanket and he's like, oh, that was nice,
but I wish it was heavier. Unfortunate in this situation.
I bought one that was like thirty pounds and you
put it on him and he couldn't fucking get out
from underneath it. So I was like, oh shit, and
it is heavy. We've tried sleeping with it in the
bed like once, and you were like, this is a

(40:16):
fucking no go because I think it trapped you, like
you couldn't move. I love it.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Every once in a while we weigh different. What's that
we weigh different?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, no shit, but still I just like the feel
of it.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I do like the feel of like, yeah, I could
have a small weighted blanket.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Like you get Doug. You can just drape him over
your waist, he kicks me. Well, that's just part of
the problem. That's part of the program. That's part of
having dug you know. But I don't know. Yeah, so
all it is is definitely moving around. So what are
the what other things are there things that you're looking

(40:54):
forward to you brought up.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
From I'd like to do a corn maze.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Yes, this is where this is where I say, you're
like the a lot person because like you have your
head back and you're rubbing your eyes and like.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Like visibly like we did last year and we quit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I told someone that. I was like, yeah, I walked out.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
And we paid like fifty dollars and we're like, this
is ridiculous. We almost had our phones, almost died because
we went for the moment. We had a light.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's I don't know what part is the fun part.
Maybe that's somebody nice to tell me that tell me
what the fun.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I'd like to go if we could find if we
could find a nighttime payride that wasn't particularly haunted.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Are these things you ever did as a kid with
your parents?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
So why why am I suffering? Like these are things
you grew up with where I'm denying you.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I want to do them.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
It's like fun, and it's not like it's like we
haven't done them. You just want to always be doing
stuff like literally riddling or adderall. Somebody send us Stephanie
some adderall. Don't you think like that would make a
big difference. I don't know, because sometimes it's like you're like,

(42:17):
I'm tired. I've just been burned out, just going too much,
like oh, non stop, but you are. I totally agree.
And then it's like, hey, we have some time to
relax and just take a fucking load off. What do
you want to do.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Working?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I haven't been doing anything, but like, don't you sometimes
just want to fucking like take a breath. Yeah, but
I don't want to miss out, miss out on fucking what?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Well what I'm running to?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah? Well not Yeah, I've gotta run. I get in there.
I've been that. What am I gonna do? What am
I gonna be a fucking a hypocrite? I get it.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I'm definitely not signing up for another race after this.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
You say that, you said this, like you never sign
up for a marathon. I'm not that person. I'm not
a runner again, I'm not gonna do another marath two
years of marathon, you've run a marathon, You'll run another marathon.
I could possibly run another marathon, as crazy as that
fucking sounds.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
No, I mean, I'm just not gonna run another race
for the rest of the year. I don't think we.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Get no ship We're heading into winter, the.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Winter, little small ones at the end.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
It's what you Yeah, I mean, you could do obviously whatever.
It's part of your health and fitness. I'm not gonna
ship on that, you know I have. I don't know.
I think about it. Sometimes I do get tempted. I
get the the running bug.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I do like the longer runs. I will say that
it's like I'll do it. I'll do another ten mile
or maybe.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, it's like how far could I run if I
just ran slow where I didn't care? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
My god, you should run with me. I wish you
could run with me. We would have so much fun
because I.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Don't think we'd have any fun. Oh my god, I
wish what part would.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Be fun because you emotionally connecting to like the scene.
Sometimes I cry, what I'm running?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
You know me?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
That what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm just thinking about things songs are.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Like hitting you me saying, hey, let's go to the
gym because sometimes I jerk off at the gym or something.
You don't, but I mean it'd be liked be like
why would why would I need to be there for that?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Like I'm not crying because I'm sad sometimes I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Don't do you think as a man, I want to
be running next to my wife while she's crying. They're
probably like, this guy's making her fucking run. Look how
terrible this guy is. He probably don't take her to
any cord Maze is either, what a piece of shit?
Like look at her? Oh my god, she's so sad
she hates him, Like fuck, Like, I don't need that

(44:51):
in my life, Stephanie. People probably think I'm a monster
as it is from the way you describe it, Like
I'm putting these positions where it's like I sound like
an asshole and I'm really not.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah that someone like comes up to me and talks
to me.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Listen, anybody wants their ass beat, have at it. Sephanie
says to me one night in bed, like, oh, what
if somebody came and touched me here? I don't even
know why it was like on her on her boom,
near her arm pit. It was it was right at
your like press and I'd be like, I stabbed them
with a pencil someone.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, because you're like, oh, I'm poking your boom, I'm like, oh,
I don't think that's my boom.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I think that's my arm. Bang. You're like, if some
guy's poking you, run your arm with stuff with the pens.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, it's true. It's really true.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
So I know it's done.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
It. Well, that's good. I thought I would lose my
shoeld if I told you now, well, I mean it
would have like lose some effect probably if you were
like three years ago if somebody touched my boob.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
No, I don't want to last week.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Okay, Now, now we're gonna talk, and it ain't gonna
be one of those mechanical motherfucking pencils. I'm talking some
four ty tychon to Rogan number two, like yellow pencil,
yellow wood pencil, and I don't even I'll fucking do it, dull.
It's gonna take more stabs to get through your neck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I got a lot of prison, Thank god.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Ain't no corn mazes in prison. Corn hole, but no
corn mazes.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah, you're an ass man.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, well listen, hey, I'll be the picture, not the catcher,
thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I don't know if you really get like a choice.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
If I keep bulking on, i'd make sure try to
like not be the catcher. Yeah, Marathon running Ken, he
would have been in big trouble.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
He would They would have Oh, they would have liked
that small ass.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah. Okay, well I don't know what we're saying now,
wrapped up when you were.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Like as when you were like one, when you're like
one seventy, oh jeez, what did I have? Like you're
so little?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
What's that a disease?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
No, it was just COVID your working link.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
So now now I'm so excited when I see that
scale number go up. I was so sad yesterday it
went down and I was.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Like, oh jeez, oh jeez, yet cheese and rice this.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Week two twenty, I got two.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So wow, you're like literally like one hundred rounds everything.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You you do crush me. I guess when you're like
on top of me like.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
That, Yeah, one hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I'm pretty strong then, because like I'm still breathing.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, you're definitely breathing, So that's pretty good. Yeah, it's
gonna go till uh till January, get through, get through Thanksgiving, Christmas,
don't fucking matter. Get right up to like two, well,
three hundred that I might have a problem to thirty
is what I'm on Pace four, and then then you're

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I think I might get down to like one ninety.
I know people are. People are probably like you're not
even like, like, what the fuck is the point? And
the point right now?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Something to do?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
No, something to do? I mean, something to focus on,
I guess, but it's just I use this time. I
eat all the extra food, the extra food like.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
A bear, a grizzly bear.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yes, yes, it's just like a grizzly bear. I guess
I can open a door like you love that food,
but then strip it right down, take off all the fat.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Well, they don't do it on purpose. They just load
up so they can rest all winter. That's I know,
that's not what that's kind of.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
And then when they come out with springtime there's there's
slim boom.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So yeah, and I'm scared of them.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Well there you go. I guess you'd be scared of
scared of me, but you might be when I have
to cut back my calories.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
You hate all you hate, like you tell me I
hate cutting season, I hate bulking season. It's like you
just hate me.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
No, it's just like I finally get used to something.
I think you change it up, and then it's like
I can't get the snacks anymore. I gotta get this,
or like, oh, peanut butter, why would you even get that?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I just want to like change things up and have
it be different. Oh I'm doing something. But it's like
that's with you Ken, like every episode comes.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Back to it like, no, it doesn't you put it
that way.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Well, maybe it's a cry for help, Like you're supposed
to support me in my thing.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I am supporting you. I get you all yourself of.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Stuff and stuff. Fucking eggs they gotta go back down.
I need I need a dozen eggs a day. If
they were cheaper, I eat six a day right now,
six whole eggs. Whip them up, just a little ketchup

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on top.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
There's someone that orders I might be miss miss miss speaking.
I think it's like a to go order. I think
he does like seven or eight with cheese.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
But he does it like he ain't. He does it
for video games.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
He does it for video he eats it while.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
He's playing his videoa.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Oh, well, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's a lot of eggs.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Seven eight, It's not that bad. Again, I'm doing six
a day. I don't I don't play any video games. Yeah. So,
but my god, what's the problem are you?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
You have no room? You get yourself all in a
fucking not over there. You're like the little Asian guy
from Ocean's eleven.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Oh I love that movie. Yeah, I love that movie
so much. I love all the Oceans movies.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I don't know. I wish I encourage everybody to do no,
just do what I'm doing. Not everybody, well, actually everybody
season cut yeah balking.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
You know what about running?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
What about me?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
What about being a runner like me? Why can't people
be a.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Runner like me? I think people can do whatever they want,
and it would be really shit for me to say, like, oh,
don't don't run. I totally get it. If you're into
running and that's your thing and that's what's keeping you
healthy and happy, you know you do you? Yeah? All
I say is there are a lot of people like

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myself who were running and were exhausted all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Yeah, and they were.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
They were just it's just tired, and you're making yourself
smaller if you think, I just want to let me
get through this, because before you like you'll jump in.
But like for guys, one of these things we hear
all these commercials about like low testosterone, and they have
no energy and they feel like shit. Well, a lot
of times, by the time guys reach their forties, they've
probably done they've either done two things themselves. They put

(52:45):
on a ton of extra fucking weight and they just
feel like shit because you shouldn't be carrying all that
extra weight, or they have done a psychle like me,
where they've cycled through, put on weight, diet extras like cardio,
all kinds of shit, deny themselves food, starve themselves at

(53:06):
times to lose the weight, and what they're losing is
they're losing water and they're losing muscle. And then they'll
turn around and again I'm myself, you put the weight
back on, but now it's like you just put on
more fat and you didn't put any muscle on, and
you're like, oh my god, I've got all this fucking
weight again. So then you go through a phase. You

(53:26):
lose weight, you starve yourself, you do the cardio, you
get yourself thin, but you just keep losing muscle each time.
And then you get to a point where it's like, yeah, fuck,
of course you have no testosterone, you have no muscle left.
Your fat to muscle ratio is all out of fucking
whack dude, you fucking worked it all off. You ran
all that muscle off. And it's like, I think people

(53:46):
when they think about getting in shape, all they think
about is, oh, I guess I gotta go to the
gym and get on the treadmill or get on the elliptical.
Oh it's like, oh everybody like, oh I gotta be
on the elliptical for like an hour and then oh
I can't eat anything. Oh this sucks. I hate like
every day, that'll be your life, how much you hate

(54:08):
dieting and exercise. For people that get into lifting, they're
literally like, oh I think I broke my shoulder, Well
I can still lift with my other arm.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
You aren't your resting.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
You were like I might be at the gym for months,
Like you were not literally almost you were not accepting
that you could just do.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I felt like I almost broke something in my hand,
and I'm still at the gym. If somebody who's doing
like the elliptical twisted their ankle, They're like, fucking sweet,
I don't have to. I'm not going to the gym
for a while. That's all I'm saying. You know, people
that do cardio and diet, they dread it. Like for me,
I eat and I lift and I love it and

(54:47):
I enjoy it. Now, it could just be me, but
I do see like a lot of the same people there.
I see the people on the treadmill. I've seen them
for like a year now because I've been at that gym.
They look exactly the same. What about you for what?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Don't think I've changed? You don't think I've got more
muscular in my legs, more muscular in your legs from running?
Not really, You're liar. You said during my marathon training
that you could feel my Now you're taking it back.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
No, during your marathon training. Yeah, yeah, you're probably more
muscular in your legs during marathon training. It was a
while ago, but think of how many miles you had
to run. You had to run like a thousand miles.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Actually trained for that.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, to get to get that, or if you could
go to you you could do some squats and stuff
once a week and build your legs up and they'd
be all muscular. What I did last night when I oh,
there you go. That's one way to look at it. Yeah,
you know, so I appreciate you let me talk about
it because it is something I'm obviously passionate about.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
But we've probably wasted a perfectly.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Good hour pretty close to an hour. Yeah, we're five
minutes away from an hour, so fucking hot down here
can we speak to that? It is fall, but it
is still kind of muggy.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
It was rainy today.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, I just wanted to be cold. I just can't
wait for cold that winter. I don't care. No fall
is cold, fall can be in the forties. Bring on, crisp, baby,
I don't even care about cold. I just want it
to be. That's all I want.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
That's how I feel right now.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
What just crisp?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, it's too bad. You can be in my skin.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Then it have boobs and then I would never come
out of our room.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, I do think you would be like bored with it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I would do I would. I would do a lot now, a.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Lot of well what you've already seen it.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
It's not like what's I as a man like Listen,
I've seen boobs through my life, but I'm still excited
to see boobs, like, don't matter.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
You like to see a new fresh set now and again.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I mean somebody's flashing them around? What are you going
to do? Do you like that?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Like when someone's given a free show, if like someone's.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I don't know where this is happening, but yeah, I
mean if that's happening at Tuscan Village, let's go, I'll park. Yeah,
so yeah, free parking. I love it. You know, so
just boobs, you just yeah, boobs and bongos. I don't know,
I don't know what's going on out there.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
You know. You would have really liked Woodstock, I think
I No, I.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Wouldn't because I hate concerts. I would have been pissed
when people brought pictures back, when they brought their polaroids
or whatever they were using. It's like, what, what's this? Well,
it was just like a crazy lsd orgy. I was in.
What That's what I missed? Yeah, crop top, That's what
I'd be I'd be a fucking square i'd have I'd

(57:43):
be one of those guys with the bow tie on
probably let me carry your eggs out for you with
the smith. That would suck.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
So you wish you would have been in the orgy.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I don't know about an orgy, that's too much.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
But just like, just like, do you think you'd be
an orgy person?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I don't like people and.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Taking over where you were just at what I think?
Orgies are a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Together, right yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I have no design
like sharing, no thanks, no, not not into not into
any of that honestly.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
But if someone paid you.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Paid me to be in an organ like Jesus, what
am I coming with here? Like?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
What is paid you twenty million dollars?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Twenty million dollars to be like right now? Like then
I'd be divorced. That's not good. Yeah, single guy, So
he gives me twenty million dollars to be in okay?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah it's one guy, one girl, one guy, one girl,
two girls and eight guys. What yep?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
That doesn't sound good? Would you still do it whack
for twenty million dollars?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I don't know. I feel like If I say yes,
it's I'm doing weird gay stuff. If I say no,
I mean saying because it's like you just passed up
a twenty million.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, so you're on the fence.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, that's probably what it would feel like to being
on a fence.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I think you're just like, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
It's not good.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
You're probably sharing a hole with someone's dingling.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Filled up. It can't smell good afterwards either, like you
probably need all that for breeze bleach, no.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
In a bed big enough, or they just do it
the just I think just I think you.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Just use Your standards are pretty low at that point.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, coming with a pizza? What coming in with a pizza?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
With a pizza? Oh? What was like a porno?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Like, I don't know how you would start it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Hey, I'm here to deliver a pizza. Hey what's going
on in here? And everybody's like banging each other and
they're like, oh, we don't have a tip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Oh you're going to put this in most give you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah? Ay, you know, yeah, that's probably not how like
where you start or go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
But I guess you know, yeah, no one's approached you before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Nobody has approached me in any way, shape or form.
That's good. Even if they had, this doesn't feel like
the time i'd want to hear about it, you know
what I mean. I've told you that, like that's something
definitely like I don't want to hear about anything. It
just fox with my head. I don't want to hear
like you would be like, oh, yeah, this one time
I was in a van. Never it was like seventeen

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dudes in a video camera and I got this T
shirt says horror on it. It's like, that's a great
fucking story. That shouldn't keep me up at night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It happened in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, nice, nice, No, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
If it was a nice vans the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Quality of the van, it's not a jet, no, probably
getting worse, Okay, probably getting worse. A yacht Nope. So
that's actually worse, worse, worse, worst, Yeah, because now it's like, oh, yeah,
I remember the time I hooked up with like twelve millionaires,
and now we're hanging twelve millionaires. There's a lot going on.

(01:01:25):
Well that's yeah, that's probably even worse than anything is now.
It's like, oh, look at our.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
We're living in the lap of Doug's crying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Doug's crying. I don't care, dug it all. I think
you're trying to get out of the episode because you
want to get away from talking about the time you
were in the orgy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Was ever in an orgy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
That's good? So all right you want to wrap it up.
Then you think we bored people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
No, I think it was a nice comeback.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Oh that's what they said in the orgy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah, and we'll come back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Maybe, don't say because you say it every time. We're
going to do this every week, and it's like your
schedules crazy, and then the times you're around, I'm like, well,
we haven't seen each other in a week, but I
don't want to like spend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It doing this because I've been asking you for a week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
But guess what, this is the first time we had
some consistent This is my first full day off, right,
and we got to we have to spend some time
together today and then it's like, you know, we could
take an hour. I'm selfish with the time. Yeah, he
is like to share me too much, especially had an orgy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Oh yeah, you would definitely not want to be that
like the handler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
The handler, I don't even know what that is, Like,
you're a tiger. We're back to that, Like you just
watch I just let you out into the car. Who
let the cougar out?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Oh that was nice, thank you. I got carded the
other day. I don't know if she was. Yeah, she
might have, but I would I did have cleavage.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That probably did it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Probably she was like, oh she's so young. She got
a boops.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
That feels like that feels like something you tell like
a young waitress or waiter how to get tips, Like listen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
You thought you were you were, but you were ready
to pull yours own.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I knew I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
And she and you were like you had it, and
she's like all right, be right back and go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
That's a tough part, I think for as a guy.
You do in your if you feel young, you sometimes
your brain doesn't realize how old you look and how
old you are. Like I feel pretty young, you know
what I mean? I feel pretty good, Like I'm at

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like eighty five percent. I got some sore joints and
some shit going on. Yeah, but you realize, and it
is a tough realization as a middle aged dude. Like
except for Bill Belichick, it's like those days are gone.
You know what I mean. As an older guy, you
think like these guys at the restaurant you're talking about,
They're like, hey, look at this chick. She probably thinks

(01:03:53):
I'm I'm hot. It's like, dude, you're old. You're fucking
old and busted. You look like a busted up old
raviol you know what I mean. But it's like for
for me, you know what I mean, it's like I realized,
like I look old. I don't know what you what
are you hearing? I don't know. But we could wrap

(01:04:18):
it up because like seventies distracted thinking, Doug is caught
in a well I hope not raining stuck in a well. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
He did talk to me today.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
He talked to you today. Okay, so good. Now we
have this on record. So when Stephanie's over at Sunny
Vale Mental Institution he talked to you today, What did
he tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Well, he didn't like talk talk. He just he let
me know that he needed something, and I realized there
was water and we work together on it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Wow, you got right in my face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
If you haven't seen this on the news already, it
has to be. It'll be a breaking story on m R.
Dog tells owner he needs water. Holy shit, that's wild.
So all right, everybody, from all of us, and here
we go again.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I'm Ken, Hey, just swallow. I'm Stephanie right now, and we'll.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
See you next time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
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