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October 16, 2025 74 mins
Ken and Stephanie discuss their trip to see the Are You Garbage Guys in Boston, complete with their own set of questions. Stephanie’s birthday and everything else going on in their lives.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
I'm ken and I have no idea again how long
it's been.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's been a couple of weeks, right, just just looking
right before my birthday. So the last episode we did,
I was in my thirties. Oh this episode, this episode
a few weeks later, dun, dun, dunt.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm forty forty. I made it an old haggard woman. Oh,
I wouldn't go back, haggard woman, an old crone.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, I got carted a few weeks before I turned forty.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I think it's because my titties was outa your titties
were out, you were with me.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I was wearing that like low cut, like tainted up.
I think that girl thought like, oh she must be young.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Would oldest person thing to say? Ever? Literally the oldest person?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh maybe because the girls are saw my cleavage and thought,
oh this is some young ho oh snap, thirty nine?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Why would you have carded me like I don't look
twenty one?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Be fucking nice? Probably for the tip, Stephanie.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You tell me as a certain I mean, but I'm
like really old, like like I'm not even to twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
So it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, no shit, you could pass. You could pass for
like early thirties.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, maybe those Maybe I don't think it had any
little bees. We're just perky enough to be like them,
some young twenty titties.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Maybe that's what they thought.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Maybe maybe as we're sitting there with our two grown children.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was when we were it was still it was
when we went to tavern on the square.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
We sat up top.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh yeah, we sat upstairs.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, I remember. We liked that. I didn't. I didn't
particularly like where we sat. I would have liked the other.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Side, but I wasn't gonna say anything because the other
side was like windows and you look out over the whole.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's very nice this.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, like you while you're sitting here doing boys are
out Yeah, hey, hey.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ho, come here, fucking do some of these potatoes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
So anyway, so I'm forty.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now forty the Big four zero.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Can you believe it? We're in the same decade.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I know. It's so cool. We were in it before.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, for a few years.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
But you were like weird in your thirties. Now you're
like different.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm weird in my thirties.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You were just saying like this morning, now you feel
the best you've ever felt.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. Yeah, we talked about it, but I won't bore
people with it.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Do something different?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
What do something? Do something different? Have me talk? Oh wow, No,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh my god, but you retarded. Hit your head. I
get tired of do a podcast with a retarded person.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hey, that's not nice.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, those shit, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't want to do it anyways. So we're back
in the same decade.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Forties.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
They're cool. I'm excited about my forties. I'm not one
of those people that were like thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well you should, because I think some of that. I mean,
I can't speak for everybody, but I should be What
do you mean you should be happy to be?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, Oh I thought you meant like I thought
you meant that.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Judgmental bitch. You just snapped at me. What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I've been doing that forever? So that's I think just
in me.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
God, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Too Oh No, I thought you meant that I should
be like upset a little.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No. No, I think people.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think people would stop doing that. I think people
like thirty now thirties a new twelve. I mean, give
me a fucking break. People are barely out of the
womb at thirty.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Now, I wouldn't go twelve.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know, twenty just barely cut the umbilical cord. Well
at thirty, it's.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
A hard toss up hard.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
We have a twenty twenty year old.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
If I turned her loose into the wild right now
with I could give her a fucking gun and a
thousand dollars and we'd find her on the porch the
next morning, just curled up.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I mean, I don't I don't think that far.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I think if she was to like move out tomorrow,
she'd be.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Like, wow, that's right. Yeah, lice is Grandpa still written.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, life is hard.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's what these kids, These kids, uh, I think they
know subconsciously.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm just you know what I mean, And the world
probably fucking scares them too.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Imagine just watching the news like one night with your
parents when you're younger, like nowadays, when we were kids,
it was like, oh the shuttle blew up. It's like, well,
I guess if I don't get in a space shuttle,
I'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I mean, there was still like a bunch of stuff
going on.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And we talked about before you get kidnapped, you get
fucking taken and ship.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's all I could watch when I was a kid
was news.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
But we didn't wake up every day with like, oh
the fucking the climate change, We're all gonna die, We're
all gonna We had a hole in the ozone because
you use too much hair spray, aren't use an you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, but I didn't use the air, so I used the.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Spray or whatever. You didn't count towards the hole in
the ozone. I guess.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, climate change for these kids, and social media wars
and immigrant like all the craziness, Like, who who would
want to even get out of bed? These kids are
probably so fucking they're either so scared or they're so desensitized.
We're just like whatever world's burning, Jesus is coming back.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Amen, Amen, probably Jesus.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I better get some new socks.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
And because you know, birking socks where we're going whoever
that is?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, either way ain't gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But anyways, so yeah, So now we're in October.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Happy October, Happy October.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I was going to wear a Halloween themed sweater.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh my god, God, that would have been amazing, but.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I decided not to. But I did.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I do need to switch up my my fall clothes
because I found the big bag in the whole.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Your fall clothes I've got big.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was wondering where because I've already I'm just realizing
I've lost two sweater things.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know where they could be.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Do I have boyfriend's house, I guess, check under somebody's bed.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Do you have any of my clothes?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Sometimes through bulking season, sometimes I like to wear extra
small clothes, so I feel that much bigger.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I just realized I was looking to put on this sweater.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I was like, Oh, what sweater is it? Let's bore
people with the details of this fucking sweater.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh, first of.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
All, it is the weather outside of today is fifty two,
partly cloudy, and it is windy, so if anyone knows
what that means, it's brisk, it's a little chill.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
So it is a nice, soft pink sweater.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Anyone, you're literally wearing a soft pink sweater. I think
I found it.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, anyone who knows me, you've seen me, and it's
so cuddly and more. If I'll tell you I wasn't
gonna wear this. I was gonna wear a sweatshirt.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
If somebody, if somebody knows your clothes like.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
That, I wear it out.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I took places I would find I would, I would.
I don't know what I would do.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Knock knock kind There could be women that no.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I know, that's even scarier, not in like a weird
lesbian way, but just oh, Stephanie's dying.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Nice, just in a just in.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
A way of like, wow, you're you might be paying
attention a little too much.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't care what you are, man, woman child. If
somebody is like, oh my god, Stephanie, where's your soft
pink sweater you usually wear, like, oh my god, get
a fucking life, get out of here. I know, but
people might recognize that what you said, it's one.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my, I can't even I can't picture it. Maybe
when I saw it, i'd be like, oh, yeah, that
thing I use.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
That's when I did the oil change on the car.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I don't know. I don't know what the material is.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't know. I really think you're wearing it, because
that one looks like a weird material too.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I want to say Shaneil. I don't even know what
I think.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's a that's like a rapper's daughter's name, Chanel. No,
that's a perfect chanil. What is that? Is that? Like
less trashy nylon?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's often polyester.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
That's probably what it really is.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
You know, it's like a combination like cotton and neil.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Anyways, what's on the docket.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, we've had we've had some crazy times since the
last since the last episode we have Yeah, well listen,
uh I got older. Yep, you did get older. That
means I got older. But oh my god, like for
your birthday, we had your birthday party. We'll get to
the birthday party. But leading up to your birthday, the

(09:28):
night before your party, we went to go see are
you garbage in Boston? So he already forgot Why do
I bother looking for that fucking sweater?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
May I pause you there?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh sure?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
And our last episode, may I remind you, was let
me just get my receipts here?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Was this an important part to bring up at this? Okay?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay with September twenty fifth, Okay, we the next day
September twenty sixth, saw John Mlaney.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh yes, yes, yes, I.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Forget, so you forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I forgot about John.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's time we were starting before I turned forty. It
was really for Lily's birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But that was for Lily's birthday.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
We got to go yep, and that was super fun
and we really liked the theater kind of you didn't
like it so much.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I didn't like the theater.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh yeah, and there.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Were the theater was very hot. There was no leg room.
It was a table.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
We were up in the balcony.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
We were up in the balcony. And I will say
the second show we saw and we were up in
the balcony.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Different theater, way different theater, way better balcony.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Oh yeah. We were at the Wilburg for the second show.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, the first one we were at the Wangan and
we were right at the bottom of the shaft basically
of the wang. We were like, we were so we
were so high up, but there was just no there
was just no room.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I don't know, it was really I felt really Which.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
One was the one that the girl kept on walking?
That was the Wilbur where the girl.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
A really small bladder.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
It's like, well, I don't give she kept on coming
back with new drinks.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Like new drinks or just one time. I think she
might have shit her pants because she came back and
she sat for thirty I don't know, thirty seconds, thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
And then she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My bladder
is so small. It's like, get the fuck out of here,
stand up. This show is called are you garbage? Just
piss yourself?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
No, thank you, I'm saying next to her, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
But she kept one and she's like yelling like, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, a yeller, a yeller at a show. And sometimes
they want you to like say things, and I get it,
but she was definitely like.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I don't think they wanted her to say anything.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't think they wanted her to be in base
in essence, like you go girl like shit like that.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
She was just yelling me, you didn't need it.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
From the very background, No, we were literally one row
from the back.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
We could have been in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
And then after that check with her fucking bladder, then
her boyfriend with his neck tattoos like these had to
be the lamest fucking.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh I didn't even I didn't look weird.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, I have to look up every time I fucking
stand up, you know what I mean, walking right in
front of me.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Well, he didn't walk in front of you, he did. Oh,
and they had just said, oh and their seat malfunction.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh, I didn't know about a seat malfunction.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh you you weren't paying attention.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Probably not okay.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
So it was the two girls next to you.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
How lucky, we're not two girls next to me.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
It was a girl and a guy.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Oh, a girl and the guy next.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh, lucky for me, we're about to have an orgy
right here at the Wilbur.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Show. You my member willba then you and me, that's true.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
And then pissy Pants.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
But before that happened, before pissy Pants and her boyfriend came,
it was the four people I originally said in empty seats, and.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
A girl and a guy very beta like got brought
to their seats. They sat down.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Then pissy Pants came and they realized that there's only
one seat, so they're like, tell them to move down.
So I tapped the kid to go move The guy says,
move down, and then I was like, I'm not that's
all I'm That's all I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Doing for you, like right right.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
So then I don't know what happened, But there wasn't
a seat and tickets I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
So she went and talked to someone saying something and
then the other.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
People need to be close to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It was the other world piss my pants, So I
mean the other one got better seats, so yeah whatever,
but so.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, yeah, so we went and saw it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So in case people aren't familiar. This is where we
lose people because sometimes we're not detailed. The bounced around,
But we went and saw these guys. They do a podcast.
It's called are You Garbage?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
They're two comedians but they do a podcast, right, yeah,
and the podcast is are You Garbage? Is that correct? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I was gonna say their name.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, say their names because you know so no, I know,
I want you to. I want you to chime in.
This is a new year, new you, forty.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You you were.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm going to embrace interruptions.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
And I shouldn't have interrupted to Now.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
That I can't remember what the guy's names, I feel
like a real asshole.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
It's Kevin Ryan and h.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh, but he's called cap right, Kevin Ryan.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Sometimes sometimes they cam Kippie.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
But Kevin Ryan that's not one of your cousins I know, no.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Like kJ Ryan, but yeah, that's no. I know who knows.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
It could be right, But they're from Philly and they
got some they got some fun Philly kind of accents
to them.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I mean like my Ryan.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
R Like, I don't know any Philly So but the
stick of the show is they'll ask people questions about
their life in a way they're like, oh, have you
ever done X, Y and Z? And then everybody kind
of gauges whether or not you know they had a
trashy kind of upbringing or not.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yep, right, that's the whole point. Are you garbage? Yes?
I took it upon myself.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I asked our old friend chat GPT to come up
with some are you garbage style questions?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh, in honor of our show, and we were listening
to them there yep.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, So I thought it'd be kind of fun. We'd
see see what we've we've got here.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh god, I bet I'm gonna be like super garage.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I was looking at the sample questions and I was like,
oh my god, chat GPT, if I took a quiz,
it would just say I was from Appalachia. It would
think I was just straight up fucking trailer trash.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
If you say Appalachia and your wife gives you.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
A funny rug, pick the mountain, Yeah no, yeah, kind of,
there's like the Appalachian Trail and all the people that
live like West Virginia and shit.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Oh oh no, I'm up to speed.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
There you go, all right, here we go. Number one.
Have you ever eaten something straight from the pot or
pan to save on dishes? Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Like eat like mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Like mac and cheese or spaghetti. It's a lot of
noodle dishes that you can eat out of a pan.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure I did when I
was like younger, Like you don't.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Think you do now? You don't think you.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Oh as an adult?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah no no, no, as a latch key child, oh, Eric,
And I just used to make like cookie better just
to eat it like.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, but did you eat it out like yeah, sadly
the mixing bowl? Yeah you did.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You You wanted to save so many dishes because you
were so lazy.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
You just ate it raw. You didn't even want to
cook it. You were just like too much. This is good,
this is good.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'm surprised you guys, didn't dump the powder in your
mouth and swish it with water.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
You eat brownie batter, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
My dad still the spoon, lick at the spoon.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
You make brownie batter to eat, to eat, I did
a lot.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, then you get to lick the spoon, the bowl everything.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's like like, no, it mixes pretty well, but yeah
it's got a little it's kind of little.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
A spoon.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Did make a.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Big bowl, yeah, you use yeah, a mixing bowl.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
We'd still make some of the cookies.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I just eat the brownie better. Yeah, brownie batter was
the snack.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Wow. No, I never did that.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
And that wasn't to save on pots or pans.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
It was just but no, I was like, but I
don't think I ever ate like spaghetti or anything, or
like ramen out of like you.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Didn't just drain it and eat it right out of
the Like ramen, you add the seasoning to the pot
and you just hold it. It has a handle. How nice
is that? And you just it probably would have been
heavy when I used.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
To make like ramen, like you know, like the ramen package.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, I would like make the noodles and then I
would drain the water and then I would just put
the seasoning on like the noodles without it, just mixing.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Just supposed to want it.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
When you put the shrimp powder, No, I would just put.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I know, but it's like the flavors they had was shrimp, yeah,
chicken beef.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
I would have orient Oh I bet choice.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I'll tell you. I wish I could have those too much?
Can I know?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
God? That would that would bulk up? Cheat?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh, super cheap, probably die of some sort of fucking.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
There's so much so I probably would get beats.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
There would be so much so i'd pick you up
like a so.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I said sodium though.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, I'd throw you right through the wall. Nice going
to soy rage.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Great, Sorry, there's a bay window.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
We don't have a bay window.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
But threw me.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I threw you through a bay window. We don't have
what do you like?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
It would make a bay window.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
It would be like Wiley coyote. Yeah all right. Have
you ever wrapped a gift in newspaper or a grocery bag?

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah for sure, But like all when I was younger,
like you should take into account now, okay, you.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Should do both. Both is fun as a child.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yes, I definitely wrap like my parents' gifts and like
the comics or something like that.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
The comics. In the comics, it's probably just the obituaries.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yeah, whatever we got laying around the little son, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
And and then as an adult, no.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
As you have it. As an adult, I.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Have a fucking bag.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh I think I did a gift in brown paper
and I drew on it.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I mean, like that's my thought. Like that's okay, like
I can I can see that just it.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Was just yeah, I drew pictures on it.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
If you did that, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Oh if you draw pictures now, it's all right, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
If you give it to me in like a paper
like bag from like Hannaford or market Basket or like
fucking Whole.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Food, those fucking things are like gift bags. Baby.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I hate I hate that they print their name on
them because if they didn't do Handiffords on those paper
bags from the pickup, those things are sweet gift bags.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Cool, you don't think so? I mean it was just brown.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean I guess if you can make it fun,
then then be proud that you're using.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
The Would you be offended if I gave you a
gift in a in a Hanford's bag is the gift bag?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Haven't we reached it?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, like if you gave me rotten fruit in
the Hanniff's bag or like or like, oh hey, I
found these like candy bars I thought you'd want to
try and.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
They actually get it from an it's the gift.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, Like if you just like got me like some
random stuff and then just like no.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I'm saying I got you a gift from somewhere else
and I put it in the hand.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
For then is what it is with a hippo with.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
A hippo, yeah, with the local paper.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Excuse me, sorry, I'm drinking a poppy.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, it's great. I think I don't know. I think
everybody should. It's silly. Some of these gift bags are
so expensive.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, I mean like when you're in an why is.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
It a pinch? Why can't who started this ship?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Why can't you just walk into the fucking room and
be like here, I got.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
This for you.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah, I mean that's.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Like why with all the unwrapping, and I think a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Of people just do like cards with cash. I think
like sometimes like there's that too.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
That's what I want. I just want somebody to walk
and be like, hey, got this for you.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Now, I'm just like cash in your hand.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, no, I take that like the gift, like here
you go. And it's like, oh my god, that's that's awesome. Thanks,
and then I don't have to be the center of
attention opening. I hate I hate opening gifts in front
of other people.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Oh I hate it.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I hate it because it's just like there's so much
pressure and it's like, God, what if I don't react?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
What if I don't like do it enough? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Different people, different people.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That everybody Like what if you gave me a gift
and it's like, oh look it's a nutcracker, Like, oh yay.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Thank you so much. I didn't have this.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Thank you. I'm so excited. I can't wait to crack
my nuts in this.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, so all right, this next one, I'm fucked.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, do you own a piece of furniture that someone
else was throwing out that is almost our entire house
of furniture for like the downstairs and everything else.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Thanks to you, Ken, I get to say yes, that is.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So literally I'm looking at one, two, three, three pieces
of furniture just in this room, which is sparsely furnished.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
That came from the dumpster store. It's recycled.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, I mean, like listen, there's plenty of people out
there who are very much say well, no, I mean
it's like, oh, if you see something like some people
do because of you, I've had to see it like
some people do, like put some out that's like nice,
we've done it. Yeah, I mean it's like, you know,
you want to make sure like how people do it
at are our place, it's like, you know, it's usually

(24:08):
not anything broken.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Who knows, but even if it is a little broken,
it's good for the basement.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, right with the kids and everything else. Sometimes I
feel bad you're looking around.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Just like no.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I mean, like when the kids were little, I will
have to say for certain things, it's like yeah, because
like if something happened to it, like.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Who the fuck cares?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Who cares? That's it.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
And it's like I'm not going to have like kids
around like something like so expensive and glasses like they're
fucking kids, Like what are they like they barely can
like like get to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Nothing we have.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Nothing we have Like this is like so deeply sentimental
that there won't be a time where it's like, oh
my god, remember when we bought like this bedroom set,
Remember when we bought like the entertainment center blah blah,
it's like.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
That ship mattresses not from the Come.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
On, I'm not a total freak.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm just saying, like, hey, this has been some entertainment centers,
a couple of desks.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
If you saw a mattress fully wrapped.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Fully wrapped, like tags on it, yeah, fucking a right.
I mean, what do I think somebody like pissed through
a hole in the top.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Who cares.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I've been to hotels people talk about fucking use mattresses
and then they they can, they'll drop.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Okay, well I'll tell you this. If somebody took the
fucking time to wrap and reseal a mattress just to
throw it away, diabolical.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Die a fucking bollicle perfect, you know. But yeah, I
don't give a ship.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
What do I care? People dropped out good money to
sleep on somebody else's bed. I'm a vacation ooh, I'm
in a hotel. I would never sleep when I used
mattress at home. That's disgusting. As you're humping on somebody
else's fucking bed that's been humped on ten million times.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, right, you disagree.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Anyways, next question, Yeah, I wouldn't want.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
To go to the mattress store. I'd be like, do
you have a used section? That would be kind of funny,
that wouldn't it. Yeah, you got any scratching dense, you
got anything like stains?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, they could have ones that like that were like
floor models that like people had like laid on.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
So it's like in essence, it's like.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
It's used, but but like it's whatever.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, that's different though.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
All right. Next, did your childhood home have one of
those wooden spoons or forks hanging.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
On the wall? Okay, before I say this, it was
just a threat.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
No, not a spoon to be hit with, Not an
abuse spoon, like a decorative spoon. It's just a threat. Oh,
Papa's ain't playing right now. He's gonna he's gonna beat

(27:28):
your ass if you don't fucking stop eating that cookie batter.
Those are those are for Sunday dinners. You little pigs.
Keep eating all my cookies.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
No, it was when I would eat the chips.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah, I'm bad, I'm bad. We ate all my fucking
chips now, but you gotta get the spoon.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Oh ship, it was even a spoon.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
No, we didn't have a you shouldn't have a big
decresce food. I think we did. I think it was cool,
like because I don't know who you were fool. I
don't even know. I don't even know why.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It looked like that would have been the seventies and eighties,
like nobody had style. There was no trading spaces or whatever,
trading some type. They had no diy fucking anything. It
was just like it was just like.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
All like the like how like the fifties were like
transforming the eighties.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It was like, oh, I think I could just tape
a poster or to the wall. That's cool. And that's
like in your home, did you guys have just a
poster wait, like on the walls like rooms? Oh in
the main home?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Oh, I think we might have.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I mean ken like you've been in my parents' house,
Like it hasn't changed since, Like.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
The spoon's on the wall, let's.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
See, since that whole thing was probably done when I
was in like the second or third read.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
So yeah pretty.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Much, yeah, pretty much the same same style.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
And yeah, like maybe, like some things have changed, but
not by not by much.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Certain rooms are Did you have a favorite decoration? What
do you mean growing up?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Did you have a favorite like decoration where it was
like even if you look back at it now and
you're like, oh, but when you were little you were.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Like, oh I love this thing.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh yeah, okay, coolt to expand on that.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
It was. It's a picture. It's still up.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's so faded from the sun because it's like been up.
But it's like the alphabet, but it's all different flowers
and it says what the flowers are, like every letter
is a different flower.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
That's like a cross stitch thing, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, it's just like a print. Oh really, like behind
one of the chairs, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Like, yeah, I always thought that was like cross stitch.
That's a picture of cross stitching.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
No, it's not even crossed. It really if you look
up closed maybe all the fads it's.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
All the different because it's faded.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh my god, I thought that was something somebody made
and it's just a print of something that looks like
somebody something bad.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
It's so sad.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Now, oh wow, Well there you go, yep, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Did you uh?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, you know what? Okay, two things I remember. I
just this just really came back to me. So it's
kind of like it's kind of crazy. One.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
You're crazy, all right, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
From the cheap seats.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
You're crazy by the accent.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's something they do on Clueless or SmartLess. They joke
around that there will be like this Italian guy in
the back of the theater belissim.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh, that was a good performance. It's there, it's their stick.
I'm just stealing it. It's fun because sometimes will say
fresh things funny like you weren't that good in that show?
Like if they're talking to each other, so yeah, my my,
my grandparents. They're their coffee table, which is actually behind
the Yeah, it's behind that curtain over there.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, that was a fair because when I was little,
I fell and I smacked my teeth.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh is that where the out of the corner.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, somebody did that, but I do.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
There are two impressions of my little gap teeth in
the in the table.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah that's great, and I really okay, I really liked
playing with the cat scratching post.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
That's why what got your allergic cat.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I don't know, but it was.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
It had it had like a wooden X on the bottom,
and it was wrapped in yarn or twine or whatever. Right,
this is fucking or may even been carpet I think
it was carpeted. And I turn it over on its side,
and I can pretend it was like a steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
So I do. I'd like play pretend the tray like
a eight, nine, eight or nine. I'm pretending I'm driving
a cat. No, not eight or nine, like six, eight
or fucking nine. Step him in third grade. I'm doing multiplication.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
You think I'm playing with a fucking fucking cat scratching post.
I think I'm a couple of years away from jerking off.
You think I'm like, oh, this is a motor car.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
No like six Jesus, that was goofy eight or nine?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
When did you like just staring at that picture of
flowers thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Get basically, could you get me those tissues over there?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Get you the tissues right now? You need these tissues.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I have a book.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh boy, I'll time everybody. Stephanie's running the show.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
What can I do?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh my god, it'd be awkward and just be pointing
at you, and you'd be giving me a weird look,
and it not work out, and you were close. Look
at it all worked out and I even talked the
whole time.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Look at you, you held it down. Good job, you know,
good job?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
All right? Have you ever this one? I never? I
just thought it'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Have you ever brought your own beer to a restaurant
because they didn't have what you liked?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Have you ever thought about bringing boos to a restaurant?
All right, we'll skip that. Maybe somebody would. Maybe somebody
listening was like, oh yeah, when I.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Was, like when I was underage, When.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
You're under age, you brought your own beer to a restaurant?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, I wouldn't bring beer, but you could bring like
a nip or something.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh say, well, that wasn't because they wouldn't. That's just
because they wouldn't see Yeah, all right. Have you ever
kept a nice outfit? Nice outfit specifically for funerals and
job interviews?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
And it's the same what.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Oh, no, I was gonna say, I do have a
funeral dress.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I don't have it anymore. And I had a job
interview dress, Yeah, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Mine's the same My suit is for everything, weddings, funerals.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I wouldn't wear it to.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
A job interview. That's like really gross, but yeah, definitely
funerals and weddings. It's a multi purpose. It's a dark color.
I couldn't find one that fit me. We got that
off the rack. We're very lucky.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It was almost have to be custom made, and I
wasn't custom making a fucking I would have worn a hoodie.
You wish an informal We like a non formal wedding, Like.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Why the fuck not please people?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, you know, nobody else we know is getting married,
and that's I'll tell.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
You what you know that Noah Wiley, the Redding guy.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh okay, So Noah Lyles is who I was thinking of.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
He's the sprinter so he you know how he's like
always like a doctor.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, so he for the.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oscars or Emmys or whatever his awards. Everyone was had
the scrub company.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Make tuxes, right, yeah, from scrub material or something, and
because he wanted.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
It to be just which one I know the name, Like,
once it comes to me, I'm like, oh my god,
I can't believe.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I didn't know it.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
But it's like working gear.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
No, that's like the story where you.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Buy scrubs TLC.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, it's I can't think.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Of it because they do a lot with scrubs CLC.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, Oh I couldn't think of it.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm sorry because I'm thinking of trying to think of
what the scrub company is.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, google it, Google Google. I'm gonna anyways, all right,
all right, last one? You ever keep ketchup back?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, what's the last one? I got for right now?
You ever keep ketchup packets in your glove box like
their emergency rations?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Not ketch Up.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
You keep a lot of sauces around you love sauces, figs.
That's the you're gonna think of that?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Well, once I heard it, I've been like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I keep.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Well, they give me the extras. It's like they're not
gonna go to waste. You know, you never know when
you need.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
A pinch gets in case you need a quick sauce,
and I have a good couple of you get saucy.
Oh my god, last night, this good. This is actually
a good segue. Oh my god. I was ready to.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Give me my own freaking dip and.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Just like understand, I couldn't like, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Say, like I do this all the time, I'm not
gonna get it all over myself.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Just put.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
It wasn't about you.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
It wasn't gonna get on the car.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I wasn't it would wash off ken, it wasn't going
to get in a charging port like you thought, like.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
This was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
So I just want you to just like sit back
and eat your burger and just open.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Up my honey muster hitting the table. That's bad for audio.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I apologize.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Listen, just so people know. We were on the road
again for soccer nine o'clock at night. Nine o'clock at night.
We needed dinner. So where do you go. You go
to good old Mickey D's.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And it was Monopoly, Oh my god, extra points and.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
We got this whole fucking experience. So it's it's nine
o'clock at night. Stephanie's driving, driving us home, and we
go to McDonald's. I get this is the order. I
get a triple cheeseburgeral.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Meal and an extra ten piece chicken nugget. Steffanie get
a ten.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Piece of chicken nugget meal and she's a meal right,
and she's driving totally one spot on chicken nuggets. That's
what you eat when you're driving. Yeah, smart choice, smart,
smart choice. I was very impressed.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Then what did you think I was gonna get?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You could get anything you want, but you get like
them fucking file of fishes or something that shit's all
over your front.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I know you don't eat filet of fish. They're good though.
File of fish are very good.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
But anyway, so here's the I think this is probably
why it was fucking me up. I was so impressed
that you got the nuggets, and then the juxtaposition of
that of you then saying to me, what.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
The juxtaposition like the opposite, the opposite.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Like you know, I'm not gonna know that.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
So anyway, then you say to me, okay, just open
my sauce and just put it next to my talking
about are you garbage? You knew right where to put
your nugget box.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I've done it before. Just put it.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Out here in the area that the car has been
in the back seat to charge the phone. There's technology
there now Stephanie uses it to hold her nuggets. They're
still in the box. She didn't just say to empty
the nuggets out onto it, but she wanted me to

(39:47):
open the saw you to open the honey mustard and
put it just open next to the box.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
And I almost got two different sauces because normally.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You had done, Stephanie, I would have fucking walked home.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I would have walked home because the fucking process we
went through for you and you pitch park.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Took in the sauce dipping and took a lot of it.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
I had a lot of it. I have so many
naked nuggets and fries.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
And I would have opened an otherwise.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I had suggested, But you didn't.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
You did not.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
This one's empty.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
This did not happen.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You were driving, and as you're motioning to the listeners
who can't see, you're literally like, oh, this one's empty.
Why are your hands full of nugget sauce packets you're driving.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I don't think that's the time to like have an
exclamation with your.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Hands while you're holding anyway, an empty sauce bucket.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'm gonna need something that can hold my nuggets.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
And there's a nugget holder.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
There is, I've seen them.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's probably in a mini van. I bet minivans have
fucking nugget holders.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's probably at nugget warmers to put it right between
your legs.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Like a car, like like in your cup holder, and
it's like a tray.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Like that's bad, are you garbage?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
But it's like if you have to eat your lunch
in your car.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, but then you just dip your nugget in the
like I don't know, but.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
You want some space. I don't know. Oh I wish
we had more questions.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Okay, well we'll have to keep that for for next time. Yeah.
So something that was a nightmare though, that was a
real nightmare, a nightmare you would people.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I want people to understand you just tried to rail
the whole conversation. I want people to understand if you
were dripping the honey mustard everywhere, it would be all
over that fucking phone charging section.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Small dips like you just dunk.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
And go to the like in the road dips for
your nugs. Jesus whatever. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
So on Saturday, Stephanie's big Wild fortieth that Ken had
been stressing about planning for some time. I just it's
a lot of pressure. Like I think I think a
surprise might be different.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
This is like a well hold on.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
When somebody when you just take it upon yourself to
do the party for somebody. However it turns out. It
turns out because it's like a surprise, and you you
did it. Yeah, you kind of demanded a party, which I.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Wanted one thing or the other for my right which.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
But no, there were a lot of times you said, well,
if the parties not until this or if we're not
traveling until this time, I would still want a party.
So you really were just double dipping because.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, Okay, I wanted to go on a trip for
my fortieth around my fortieth, I didn't want to go
for a trip next August into up time and be like, oh,
this is for your fortieth.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
It's like, no, that's.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
How life works when you hit forty. Okay, but you
put your little foot down.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I said whatever, or I'm like, or a party that
would be nice, because like that'd be.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Fun to like, I want a party, would.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Be fun to have everyone together.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, yeah, no, I get it, and most people like,
but I didn't want it to. I just didn't want
it to like suck. And I'm not a party planner,
I know by any stress.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I think it's fun. I think it was good for everyone.
I think it was like a fun place for everyone
to gather.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
We went to this place in Manchester.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
That I was like super surprised with bonfire.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, Stephanie, oh my god the whole time because I.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Don't know where we're going. I don't even know where
we're going. I don't even know where we're like.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Because I do not really go into Manchester.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It is just really gonna be surprises either, like you
try to always guess.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
You had to, like, well, the only crap part is
we've been so busy.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I had to tell you the date.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
You Yeah, you had to because it's like I would
have been.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's not even that, Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
There's no way I could do a surprise because you
would literally if I said, hey, get yourself dressed, now
let's go.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Where are we going? What are we doing? What do
I have to get dressed for? What should I wear?
What should I be doing?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Well, you would just have to tell me.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yeah, it's like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
God, I just don't have that. You asked me so
many questions, maybe four hours, like what we would I
asked you, Oh, well, do we have to go out?
Like what if you didn't? What if you weren't in
the mood to go out. Oh yeah, you know what
I mean. You were just like, Ken, I just want
to sit down, eat my dipping sauces. I don't want

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to go anywhere tonight, Leave me alone, said Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Never, so I know that part would probably Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
If you were like, oh, I have a surprise to
take you out, get dressed, I probably would have been
ready in like twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Oh great, Oh you knew where we had, You knew
that we were going out, and it took you an
hour and a half to get fucking dressed and ready.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, well it but it was tricky because we've had
so many weekends that like, had you planned it different,
ones like we might not have been there.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
So yeah, it was. It was.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
It was a lot, not a lot, that's that's not nice,
but just trying to figure out something like, No, I liked.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
How you did it, Like I liked how it was.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Like, what did you think of the hours?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I thought they were kind of lame, But it did
work out for everybody the four to seven pm.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Honestly, like one shout out to everyone who came to
my party.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yes, I do appreciate it because it was so nice
and it was exactly everyone who got invited was exactly
who I went there.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
But a lot of people were like all over the place.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Like one one set of people were like doing like
a soccer tournament like down on the cape, and then
another group of people were camping down like over by
like Foxborough or whatever, so nowhere near Manchester.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
And then I feel like was anyone else.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Way?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Oh well?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
And then other people were at they had like sporing
things for their kids, so like they came later.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
They were camping, were but like so like like.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Still that stuff where it's like, oh my god, you know.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And then one person, well two people, two people couldn't
go and they felt so bad that they couldn't go,
and they had like told me about it and it
was so nice. But one she's just going through it.
She just couldn't come and it was fine. And then
the other one her daughter had something like literally like
right in the middle, and it was like she's like

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I was gonna come after, but I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Dre like we were gone so like it would have
been whatever.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
But no.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I liked the time, and I thought it was like
nice for people who did have to like take that
time to travel that like they still could get back
to what they were doing or like the next day,
and not it be like from five to nine or
you know, something like that to midnight. Yeah, where it's
just like they could go and be there in the

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beginning and then you know, but.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
It's still it wanted it to be something that was
like we were specifically doing.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Well did you tell everyone originally what you wanted to be? Oh,
well you can tell people now, yeah, because it was
really cute.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I wanted it.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
There was a place on the other side of the
state that did like line dancing, yeah and stuff, but
even that was kind of that place was real tough
to get.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
But that's what you wanted to do. You wanted to
do like a like I thought.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
It would be fun, like it would have been dancing,
but not like whatever. Some of the reviews I read
made me a little nervous because they were like, we
you know, we showed up to line dance and the
regulars were kind of like douchebags about people that didn't
know what they were doing. Oh you know what I mean.
So it was kind of like that put me on edge.

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I didn't want to have thirty of us show up.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
There wasn't like an there's not like an open hour.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
There were, but I think they were like during the week,
and there was no way I was planning like a
park like for Tuesday night, Nubie night. Oh, then the
focus wouldn't have even have been your birthday.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Would it?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Just know what I mean, It's too bad that like
when the night that you were wanting to do it,
that they didn't have time like an hour before for
like people.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, it was hard enough when they sent me the
menu and everything had been like wide it out like
written in, and it was just like I get it.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
People don't want to like change their men.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Sometimes it's just easier that way.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
But it took forever to like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I remember you saying like you were, you're very nervous
because like you were waiting a while for.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Them to get back. I reached out to them, like
multiple times on all.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
The places I think it's normal to start.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I reached out to them, like on their Facebook page, Yeah,
message them? Did it on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Yeah, you know, message them? Did it through their website?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Did it? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I did it through a few different avenues that you
would know, like email.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I wonder if there's other places around that do it though, yeah,
I don't know, Yeah, there are there are other places,
but yeah, so I think but I think where you
did it, I think that was good.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And if we stuck around there was a band yea,
and sometimes they're dancing. But because we're all in our
forties when everybody was fine to be bugged out by nine, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
And it was like fine downstairs because like there was
stuff and it was private, so that was nice that
you didn't have to deal with anyone and like.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
You could we had it all to ourselves.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yeah, that part was really nice, and it was since
it was dancers, it was secluded so it didn't feel like,
you know, you're like a party of thirty or something like.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
That in the middle of the restaurant kind of yeah,
you have to go through.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
So it's like it was nice in that like everything,
like you could get everything right there.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And I thought about doing a room with a DJ
kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, but that.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
That would have been kind of like up there. It
would have been like.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Well, first I thought when we got off the exit,
I thought you had gotten a room at Foundry. I
thought that's what you were going to have Honestly, I
thought you would have gotten a room at Foundry with
a DJ. Okay, well for my forty first I'm just
getting get because for my forty first birthday weekend, we're

(50:55):
going to be celebrating with edgeeering.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Oh yeah, well you will me. You're going.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Everyone is so surprise and impressed as you're I don't
know if impressed is the word surprise that you're going,
because two of the other cousins they.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Said no, yeah, well I agreed to it because it's
a year in advance.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
And be so much fun. I can't wait me either.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I'm so exciting.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yeah, I bet you're going to Actually, I bet I'm not.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
No matter.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I've seen people in concert that I like.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Like and think, Okay, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I can barely get through the opening and middle people
at a comedy show. So I just I just don't
like being in like the same spot, like stuck.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah, you like to you need to have room.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I would want to, Like.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I think if we look like a music festival, walk
around and listen to the music walking around, we.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Could put phones on youtubee.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Think of this fucking billion dollar I no for real, no, no, no,
not with not a music festival. Have concerts like big concerts,
but just like in a venue. And this is gonna
sound insane, but like the speedway or something where people
can just walk around like the speedway. Well just I'm

(52:19):
thinking of a place like you can walk the track.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I don't know. I need to be moving.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
In front of the music.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, like around the music.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
The music's just happening and you're there existing, like walking
around doing things. Maybe there'd be shops, maybe there'd be
food trucks, maybe there'd be what the music is there
and you can experience it like first hand, like whoa.
Or you can just be fucking walking.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Maybe have the concert in the parking lot and you
can walk the track in the arena whatever.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
I don't give a fuck. I just want it to be.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
You just need to be away.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I just needed to not be like crammed in next
to somebody and then like standing in one place.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Shoot, I have seven hours.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
How the fuck is anybody with all their fucking add
in anxiety that they all talk to.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Get the fuck out.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Of the songs or singing.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
So I've heard all these finding.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
The connections with the people in their row. Now I
have I am going to tell you.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
It sounds like four tickets.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Okay, I didn't buy them, so I don't know like
where they are in the row.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
You mean you have four tickets. I don't know what
you're saying to me.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, Like it's me, you and t other people that
are going Okay, I'm saying I didn't buy the tickets.
So normally when I buy tickets, I always get in
an aisle seat because you need room.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, so, oh, I haven't been on the aisle, and
I haven't been on the aisle in a while.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Really took the last aisle seat?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, next to a stranger.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, I could have sat next to It's okay, but
you were oh sure, No, it was awesome when I
was sweating to death.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Oh yeah. That girl was probably like, oh my god, this.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Guy when she was grabbing my leg, Oh she was. Yeah,
she was like, oh my god, this is so funny.
How don't you find it funny?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Wake up? Sir?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Probably, sir, sir, you look like somebody who needs their medicine.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Did I hear you watch beats?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Stop snoring you?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I did nod off for John Laney. It happens. I'm
in the fucking dark.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
For hours.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
It's cozy.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yeah, for real.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Oh, you were really scared, remember you were so scared
there when we want to take a picture.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Oh yeah, I didn't like that. I didn't like that
balcony that like looks down forty feet.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
That was oh my god. We kept on just going up.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
We were very high up. Yeah, there was a lot
of stairs.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah, that one felt like it kept on going up
and up.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
The Wilbur wasn't well.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Wilburt was kind of like up there too. Yeah, climbing
up into the fucking bell tower.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Oly ship.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Yeah, you could see everything pretty good though.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Wilber Yeah, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Actually good because we.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Usually sit sometimes you want to get so close. I'm
sitting in a fucking folding chair.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Oh my god, that's still Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
That hole. Yeah. I sat in a folding chair and
the folding chair broke.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Black woman behind us was like, honey, you're gonna bust
your ass.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Oh my god. That was, Oh my god, you had that.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Then I traded that chair away. Then somebody else had
to sit in the and we all looked at each other.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Like oh oh. In a moment, it was a cultural moment.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
You see you connect.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, concert next year, we'll talk about that.
I'm sure we'll have at least.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
One or two more podcasts before then, and then let's
see what else.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Maybe we could podcast before the show, podcast.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
At the show parking lot.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Oh maybe somebody joked it was just funny.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
It was just a funny joke that somebody like that
was out with us.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
They were so excited to be out, and she said, well,
in my mind, we closed that place down. Yeah, and
it wasn't even ten o'clock when we left. Yes, they
just started the band, but in her and I just
love that like that old like and I'm part of
that obviously, that old person mindset where it was like
just wanting that feeling of closing a place down.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, but you know you did it.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I was just like, it was such a wild night.
It was so crazy.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, I definitely was feeling a little bit.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh, I had a very bad headache the next day.
I think it was all that sugar. I think I
had a drink. It was called a beach bowl.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Yeah. How many of those? Did you have?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Seven for one plus plus? Because your family doing shots? Yeah,
I did. I did one shot to Jack Daniel.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
You must have got an extra hairinger balls or something.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Oh yeah, I grew three inches that day. Yep, just
like the Brench's heart.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I listen, now, this is really jumping around, so I'm sorry,
but I was listening to a podcast the other day
was William H.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Macy.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
He was on with Bill Maher and William H. Macy
has like he's part of a company. It's like a
Rye Bourbon, like a Rye whiskey company. Yeah, right, bred
And so he's like Bill mart Is like, oh, I
don't know why you whatever. I don't know what he said,

(57:38):
but he was like he finally got him to try it,
and he's like, okay, I'll give it a try. And
he took a sip and that's pretty that's pretty hard.
And then five minutes later he goes, hey, you know what,
he goes that made me feel really warm inside. He goes, honestly, oh,

(57:59):
I might have to have more of that.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
It's it was like it was anymore. Well, no, it
was just but it's just the way that whiskey will
make you feel.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
It's like, oh my god, that burns like oh and
then a few minutes later you'll be like, oh that
it's different. So anyway, that was a real fucking weird tangent.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
We just went down there.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Sorry, sorry, thanks for keeping up.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
She closed the place.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Yeah that's what she thought.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
They feel good to get out. Yeah, you get out
all the time.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Though it seemed like everyone was at Like I I
always feel boud in those situations because it's like I
can't be like talking to everyone as much as I
probably want to, because it's like I know that, like
I have to like say hi to everyone, and it's
like but then it's like, oh, if I don't say enough,
people are like, oh, I didn't really talk to them
as much as I should have talked to them. It's like, oh,
I hope them feel bad. But it's like it seemed

(58:52):
like everyone was kind of like talking to everyone.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
So I get the I get the feeling like when
you have a party, you have a get together, you
have the obligation to at least talk to everybody in
the space that showed up.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, once you've.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Done that for whatever amount of time depending on the groupings,
you can then.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Pretty much think that like, Okay, we're fine.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Like if you and I were at somebody's party, yeah,
and we were at a table and they came over
and they talked to us for a little bit and
then they moved on.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
If they didn't come back, it's like, okay, yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
It's like it's like seeing how it was and like whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
It's like, oh yeah, it makes sense, like yeah, especially
when it's like how ours was timed, you know what
I mean, Like it wasn't Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, So I don't know. I thought it was pretty.
I thought it was like when I say decent, like
I had, I had a good time.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
The food situation, I was a little like whatever about.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah, it seemed like I wasn't impressed.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
That, like they brought it out so early. They didn't
tell you they told me, well they told me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Hey, I don't know why they did it, but they
brought all the food. They started bringing all the food
out early, like I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
And I was like, well, I don't know what are
you gonna do? I'm like, are there chafing dishes? Like
is it being kept warm?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
And she goes, just like the pizza and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
She goes, no, we don't have anything like that. It's like, oh, well,
all right, everybody. I guess you got to eat, Like yeah,
but that worked out too, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
But yeah, because by the time we got there, I
was like, well, like everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Had already been there and then.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
They put out the food at like just about five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, so it's like people had been there for about
an hour or so. Yeah so and like ben drinking.
So it's like it was probably like fine for everyone,
but like all of a sudden, I just saw it
them like I don't even think they know, like kend knows,
like what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Well, that's usually what is that on your fucking T
shirt that you're bumper sticker? I'm not sure, can't even
knows what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Well, I've seen you in a parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
That's true. That's true. No, I knew it was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
What I liked through the night is I was paying
for all the drinks. But some people said that they okay,
well that's okay, that they didn't know, like if they
ordered a drink they would find out like, okay, it's
all taken care of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
No, people were the people that beat up like got
to us before. Oh they got there before me, and
then they changed it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I yes, because I told them. It wasn't like a package.
It wasn't like it was not technically where I paid
for an open bar. Right once I got there, I
then told the bartender, I'm taking care of the drinks
and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
That's that's how that went. But I wasn't. Also, I
did tell everybody, hey, drinks, like whatever. But when you
were telling people, did you know it was an open bar?

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I was surprised because you would never do that. I'm like,
oh my god, Ken is paying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Yeah, but that's us, Stephanie. It's our money, I know.
And you're out there like like would you do all these.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Literally watch me like suffer, like fuck him. Well, let's
let's keep drinking. Ken's paying for it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
It's like, bitch, your break, you're gonna make yourself broke.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
No, it wasn't that. I was just so surprised that
you were wanting to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I mean, I it would have been grave. People's emailed
and said, hey, for Stephanie's birthday and lieu of flowers,
how about we all kicking some cash for the bar.
That would have been sweet, not classy, but it would
have been sweet. I think, yeah. And then I left
the tip.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
But you know, you said you left it, but they
already add the tip.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I checked beforehand, which is weird that they.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Just said they don't agritude. But you know what, I realized,
I kind of paid. I tipped on the like room fee,
and that part was kind of like like, oh, maybe
I shouldn't have tipped on that part, but it is
what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
You know what I mean, you know what I was
thinking about, and I didn't realize they should have wrapped
up that food.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
I told him we get rid of it. It'd been
sitting out. It been out for four or five hours
at that point.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I didn't want to take any chances.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
It was just pizza, I know, but I mean like
they could have like put to go buy like if
people they offered. Oh they did, okay, but not until
the end. I literally made a plate and I had
like two or three bites.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I had one slice of pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, I literally took a bite and then I was like, okay,
I'm gonna talk to that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Like I got so distracted. I was like I was
like two or Margarita's deep.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I was like, you know it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Kind of now, this is a part that hit me,
and I was like, oh, what a moron.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I didn't plan any type of like desert or anything
like for your birth like your birthday, like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
You don't like cake, but I didn't. I could have
like I could have done like I don't know, a
fuck and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Gifts or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I'm just saying that's that part. I was kind
of like that was stupid, but whatever, not to give
it too much behind the scenes action.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Stuff fun, trying to figure out where it was going
to be because all the places I thought you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Didn't do well, you just were you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
I really thought it was going to be the background.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Was it more surprised, like I guess it's kind of
saying it the same thing, But were you more surprised
like I guess at the end of the day, we're
just surprised that I wasn't as predictable as you thought.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
That's fun and that like for the thing that you wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
To do, I wanted to do. The other thing I
wanted to do so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Bad was the tiky boat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
That would have been fun, But that would have been
I was taking a chance.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Or was it nice that day?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
It was mixed?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
It was it was cold and kind of overcast in
the morning. It did open up, but if by the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Time we went, yeah, it would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
And then just getting down to Boch like it would
have been a.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Thing for like it like and everyone already had to travel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I mean the only thing some people would have been
a little closer to bost Clo. But yeah, not enough
to warrant getting in through Boston and parking and yeah
and everything else. But it would have been kind of fun.
Yeah if now here's the thing with that kind of trip,
going to the tiki boat. If enough people show up,

(01:05:26):
it's fun. Yeah, but I would have paid. I would
have paid, like it would have been like four thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
It was like crazy Bunny, and I was, well, it's
something to like get something to think about, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Something to plan, like for like everyone to be like, oh,
wouldn't this be fun to do?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Who'd want to do it? We can because you can
park it I think at like Copplely Placed or something
or I don't know, you can park it one of them,
because that's where we did. That's how we found.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
It, right, Yeah, when we went to the museum.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Yeah, the Museum of Science.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
So that was pretty So that was the other That
was the other play on either that or a boat
like a like a portsmouth or but it was it
was just kind of tricky to coordinate.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And then again, like I was saying, with the weather.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
And then some of those boats they'll tell you like, oh,
we've got a bar, We've got and it's like then
you get on there and it's like hold on, sorry,
And then and then you get on there and it's
like they got it like bags of peanuts and like
a seven year old kid mixing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Drinks down in the fucking bottom of the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
At first I thought we were acts throwing Oh no,
and then I thought I thought I thought we were
going to be somewhere Tuscan. I really thought Tuscan for
a while, because you're like, oh, there'll be stuff going
on after So I was like, oh, there might. We
must be doing something at one of the places, and

(01:06:58):
then we can all be at the fire pits. That's
where I thought we were gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
That's what you would plan for your perfect party.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
That's when I planned for my perfect party. I thought
we were gonna be in that glass oh yeah place.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Yeah, I thought it worked out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
And then what else did I think?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
One thing I'll say about the place we did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
It I thought, I thought backyard Brewery.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Oh yeah, that was one of your guesses. Yeah, the
back room.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Yeah, I definitely got the back room for a while
when we said the chicken fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
At least the place we went to one thing was nice.
If we went to the Tuscan, we would have been
trying to figure out. Everybody would be trying to figure
out how to dress, because it's kind of like fancy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Ish depending where you go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
At least with this place, everybody knew cash.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Yeah, easy, Besy. That's nice for everyone too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
I can't be a hypocrite. I can't make everybody dress up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Oh yeah, Like I wouldn't want to dress up if
we're going to somebody's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
I just want to be chill, all right. Well, I
had a couple of the things that they can they
can wait till next questions. But I know we've already
done all over an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I know, but I'd like to know what the other
things are for me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
For well, we talked about one of our These are
some of our deep conversations on the way to soccer
games because we're in the car so much.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
What I said, what would you rather do if it
was a dollar? Deal. Tacos are hot dogs? Oh yeah,
and you said hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I still think the hot dogs. I'm surprised you didn't
grab a hot dog last night.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I know, but I knew we were going to get
the McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
And it's like, if I'm going to fill up on something,
i'd rather honestly, I would rather have it be McDonald's
than a pork tube steak.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Then what was the other one?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Just that Halloween's coming again?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
But we can bags a candy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yep, thank god, you hit it. I know it's bulking,
but I don't know where it is.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Well, oh yeah, I put it now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Ooo spook the Case of the Missing Halloween Candy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
With Steffie Doo over here. What is that you sounded
like You sounded like Yoshi.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Oh maybe I've been like to Mario.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
World, Mario Party, and then you keep trying to push
people to do a podcast with me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Just one personally, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
One person I think I think you and the Crocodile
would be good. I think you guys would.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Just have like, well, if anybody wants I've said.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
It before, like a wild conmersation, anybody wants to do one?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
You guys have such an age gap. I think that's
the part that would.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Be like so fun age gap by years, but maybe
not so much mentally.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
But like like when we get together, like it's still
like like we're joking at the same age level.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Yeah, you guys are whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
But he likes to play the machines, the slot machines.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Yeah, and I like keeping my money.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah, so that'd be fun. You guys can talk about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
So all right, I think I think that wraps it
up and we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Who knows, Maybe we'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Every time every time Stephanie says this, it takes us
two weeks to do a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
She literally says, maybe we'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Well maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Sometimes when people listen to us, they haven't listened to
us a little bit, and then they get it back
to back and then they're like, oh shit, they're back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Yeah were they? Or it's like, well, thank god, we
didn't have to listen to that drivel.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Someone who came to my birthday party from camping, they
listened to that podcast before they got here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Yeah, so they were pregaming.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, getting to know what was going on in our life.
We got to study up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Isn't that so sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Yeah? Very nice? So maybe we'll do more are you
garbage questions next time?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Then of some Yeah that was pretty good on like
un chat GPT how they like figured it out?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Yeah, it's amazing what AI could do. Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I wonder if they're stealing it from the show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
No, they're just doing like it, like the style they.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Hit a different questions.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Well, here's if you want to if you want to
real quick. Yeah, they did a thing. They're like, oh
would you like me?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Hold on? I just gonna find that tab? I use
a lot of tabs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Do do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Come on? Where are you there? You go? They were like,
oh do you want us to do?

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
And are written exactly in the kippie and fully rhythm
that back and forth blue collar anthropology vibe like they
So this is what it says, Folly. You ever buy
something from a gas that they should gift rack and
wrap it for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
And Kippy says, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
My loves her Route sixty six key chain, And then
Kippy says, you ever tell somebody you went camping? But
it was just drinking in a backyard. With a fire
pit and fully says you ever put a paper towel
down on a plate because you don't want to wash
it later?

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Oh my god, jo I wonder if they took that
from like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Know, that's a lazy man's fine china right there? Did
your family have a pool that was actually just a
darp with a hose on the drive way? Says h
you ever go to the beach and bring a full
box of pizza instead of sandwiches?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Oh, I feel like I've heard them say that on
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Yeah, Kippy says, garbage move but he leak. Yeah, let's see. Oh,
your good clone is still body spray, ain't it?

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
This is just some of the other things.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Yeah, they must take it right from the show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Yeah, you ever say we're not fancy right before micro
waving a full meal? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
But all right, so we will be back somewhere between
tomorrow and Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Oh another, it means we get to come back soon.
He wants to do it again. Everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Yeah, that was a fun one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Oh, it's fun when Ken's fun again.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
That could have ruined it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah, no, no, we're never doing another podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
If everyone could like follow and share. That would be
so nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Our podcast, all of our endeavors.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Yeah, but you can see the podcast right now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
We're only on the book, so that's the Olympics. You
can find us, so make us famous, guys. I see
all the numbers people are listening, so yeah, it's from
all across the country states, all of them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
I think we fit them all.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
We probably have maybe Hawaii mm.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Hmmm, I'd have to check the receipts.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
That'll count, all right, So from all of us here
and here we go again. I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie, and
we will see you next time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
See you later,
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