Another Pair of Russian Fairytales

This week we are takling another pair of Russian Fairytales featuring the Russian Ali Babba

Episode Transcript

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What's up everybody, and welcome toanother edition of High Mythology, the show
where we get higher than the costof living and tell you guys silly stories
from mythology and folklore. Yes,tonight we're gonna be doing some more Russian
fairy tales. Yes, yeah,these are always interesting. I feel like,

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do we have a baba yaga tonight? Do we got got any baba
in there? Baba? And thewife's really nice to really nice, she's
very supportive. She's the opposite ofa Bobba yaga. Sorry, her tits
don't even drag on the floor.We do have a jaffar, maybe one

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or two jaffars, didn't you say? One of these is pretty much like
Russian Ali Baba on the floor Thieves. That's a story that ties the two.
It's actually called Vladimir kushed Off andthe forties Scoundrels. It's gonna say

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Vladimir. You gotta's just the mostRussian name you could possibly go with.
Yep, mhmm. And iv Yeah, that's where the kind of vikings all
Viking, well, Russian Viking.Yeah, I guess Igor yea yeah,

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yeah, okay, okay, firststory. Thank you for joining us for
this episode of Russian names that wecan think of the Wise Maiden and the
Seven Robbers. Oh, there wego. Once upon a time there was
a peasant who had two sons.The younger one traveled and the elder one
stayed at home. Before the fatherdied, he bequeathed all that he had

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to his elder son and left nothingto the younger one, thinking that a
brother would surely not wrong a brother. Sure I like how he did that
too. He could have he hadthe opportunity to make it right, and
he's just like, no, youknow, my dying wishes to say.
Fuck the young guy. He travelstoo much. He makes it seem like

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it's like, you know, fancytraveling, like he's walking about learning stuff.
Dude's been to Camcoon seven times,all in the same month. Yeah,
when you're thirty, bro, it'stime to stop spring breaking. Yeah.
I would say he should stop sooner, but got that way earlier.

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But the elder son buried his fatherand kept all of the inheritance. The
second son returned and wept bitterly onfinding that his father had died. His
brother said to him, oh,our father left everything to me alone.
Bucker and yet his brother had nochildren, while the younger brother had a

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son of his own, and theyadopted a daughter together along the road because
their parents had died, and sothey accepted her into their home. We're
gonna call the guy I just soyou know, calling him peasant. He
couldn't get it up. Shame anyway. And so the older brother took all

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of the inheritance and grew rich andbegan to trade in precious goods, while
the younger brother was poor, choppedwood and carted it to the market.
His neighbors, pitying his poverty,took up a collection for him and offered
him money. Go find me toenable him to at least set himself up
as a retail merchant. The olderbrother started trading in the finest in fts.

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I was gonna say the MLF.He became a prostitute. He became
abronstitute. He started selling his finger. Ivar was afraid aid and said to
them, bro, my good neighbors, No, I won't take your money
like I don't for should I likesuffer some losses in trade and shit like

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who's gonna pay the fucking debt toyou? Bro? Then two of his
neighbor is determined to give him moneyby a stratig gem. One day,
when the poor man went to getwood, one of these neighbors contrived to
meet him by taking a detour andsaid, oh, I had just left

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the house for a distant voyage whensomeone who owed me three hundred rubles met
me on the way and bade me, Now, I don't know where to
put the rubles. At so manyrubles, why do we make our coins
so big and heavy? I don'twant to return home, so please just

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take it and keep it for me, or rather a trade with it.
I won't be back for a longwhile, and you can pay me back
later. Little by little, thepoor man took the money, brought it
home, and was afraid that hemight lose it, or that his wife
might find it and spend it insteadof his own money. He thought and
thought, and finally hid it ina wooden tub full of ashes. While

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he was away, traders who boughtashes and paid for them and goods came
to his house, and his wifeexchanged the tub of ashes for some goods.
When the husband returned and saw thatthe tub was gone, he asked
his wife, bro, where's myashes. Dude, dude, where's my
ashes? And his wife answered,oh, I sold him to the traders

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so I could get a couple ofscratches. Those were my grandma's ashes.
He was very frightened and very unhappy, but kept silent. Nonetheless, his
wife saw that he was sad andbegan to press him to tell her what
miss fortune had befallen him and whyhe was so distressed. Just hearing ash,
this makes me instantly assumed it wassomeone's as well. He charcoal,

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Okay, yeah, it's like,why do they come come by? And
she's like, yeah, I haveplenty of things for sale. I have
this jam I made yesterday. I'mselling some apples from home to my mother
in law's ashes. I'll sell youthose. Jesus, the bitch looked down

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on me a whole life. I'mnot going to have a doing in depth,
he confessed that some money that didnot belong to him was hidden in
the ashes. His wife grew angry, shouted and wept, and she said,
I I thought I told you thebest way to save your money is
to put into scratches a crypto.Those are the only safe ways. Why

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didn't you just trust me? Trustme, I would have I would have
invested it in some type of meancoin, and we would be rich by
now. Again, the peasant wentfor wood to sell at the market that
he might buy bread. He wasprostituting, like, well, I guess
I gotta go sling my wood downat the market. Another of his neighbors

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overtook him, told him the samething as the first, and gave him
five hundred rules to keep for him. The poor man refused to take them,
but the neighbor forced the money intohis hand and rode away. The
money was in bills, and ourpoor man thought and thought about where to
put it, and finally it struckunder the lining of his cap. He
came to the forest, hung hiscap on a pine tree, and began

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to chop wood. As ill luckwould have it, a raven snatched his
cap with the money in it,and flew away. Peasant was sad,
but resigned himself to his fate.It was seem giving him the middle claw
its way it, somehow, saidloser. He lived as before, traded

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in wood and other chief things,and somehow struggled along. The neighbors waited
for some time, and then liesthat the poor man had not improved.
They asked him, just the sellingwood I did, just keep imagining him
prostituting. Are you unsuccessful in yourtrade, brother, or are you afraid

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that you'll lose your money? Ifso, you better give it back to
us. The poor man wept andtold them how he had lost the money.
His neighbors does not believe him,and brought the matter to court.
The judge thought, well, howshan't I understand this case? This pissant

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is a peaceful man, but paenisless, sorry, penniless, awesome, penisless.
That's why they call him. I'veather bonerless. He has nothing that
can be taken from him. IfI send him the prison, his family
will die a salvation. The judgewas sitting by the window, sunk in

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meditation, when he was distracted bysome boys playing in the street. One
of the boys, an alert littlefellow, said I will be the Burger
mastiff. You can cost to mewith you, Keith, and I will
judge them. I don't know theburgermeister Burger, Burgo master Burgos, the

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yankeeister Yager bombs braw. He saton a stone and another boy approached him,
bowed to him and said, Iloaned money to this peasant and he
has not bade me back. You'vecome to your or to complain about him.

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Ah. The burger master asked,did you maybe from he Hendon said,
adeed. The judge ass the man'tang you pay it back, you
piece of shit. Uh. Thedefendant says, I don't have anything to

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play back here. He took mygios whole. Ah. The next boy
said, if the defendant that's nottoday having buried money from you, you
think you can't pay you fucking justtaking to give the depth for five or

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six years or something in the termof debt. Yeah, by that time
he might have money so he canpay the debt back. Do you agree
with interest? With interest? Theboy said, thank you, little father,
we agree. The two boys bowedto the burger master master and see

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the burgermeister. The judge heard allof this and was overjoyed and said,
well, well, these here boyshave enlightened me. I will tell the
plaintiffs to give the poor man anextension of time based on something I saw
children do outside the window. I'ma good judge. Upon his advice,

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the rich neighbors agreed to wait fortwo or three years, in hopes that
by then the peasant would have betteredhis lot. The poor man again went
to the forest for wood and choppedhalf it's a cartful. And then that
night came the good thing. Thejudge didn't see something else outside the window.
He saw the kids perfectly. Andit's like I looked out the window

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and I saw a turkey get hitby a car. So it made me
think and reflect on this case.All y'all are going to hit the man
with your car while he wears tookyou for this. He remained in the
woods, intended to return home inthe morning with the full cart. He
wondered where he would spend the night, and the forest was deserted and teeming

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with wild beasts. If he laidbeside his horse, they might devour him.
So he went deeper into the thicketand climbed into a big pine tree.
At night, seven robbers came andsaid, open, open, little
beata. At once a little gateleading underground opened, and the robbers carried
their loot and was all hidden,And then said close close little gee could

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be like instead of sesame, andthey would use something Russian like open beat
n ferfect fliffingt and the gate wasclosed, and the robbers left to get
more loot. The peasants saw allof this, and when everything around him
was quiet, he climbed down fromthe tree, thinking, bro, maybe

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those gates all open for me too. He had no sooner said stop,
little gate, open open, andit opened. Sweet. He entered the
cave and saw piles of gold,silver, and all sorts of valuable objects
lying about. The poor man rejoiced, and at daybreak began dragging away bags

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of money. He threw away hiswood, loaded his cart with silver and
gold, and hastened home. Hiswife went out to meet him and said,
oh, husband, I nearly bangedone of the neighbors waiting for you.
And grief, I mean died.I did have that. That's what
happened, of grief. It wasthe grief. It's why I almost banged

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both of the neighbors. I mean, I was worrying about you, and
I thought that a tree had fallenon you, maybe some wild beasts had
devoured you. And I actually Iactually pictured the last one a lot.
But I've happily said bra cheer hop. We've got lock and shit, like

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I found all this gold check itout. Help me carry these bags inside.
We can invest in mad crypto.Now. After the bags were carried
in, he went to his richbrother, told him about everything, and
invited him to accompany him on anothertrip to the cave. The brother agreed,
and they went together to the woodsand to find the pine tree.

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And he cried, what's up?A little gate open? Open? And
the little gate opened. They setabout dragging out bags and money, and
the poor brother filled his cart andwas satisfied. But the rich brother could
not tear himself away. He said, oh, oh, there, little

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brother. You know you have togo home, and maybe I'll follow you
back after there. But I've saidsweet, but don't forget to say a
lot. I was a little gay, And his brother said two words,
Oh oh, I walked there.Don't worry. The poor man laughed.

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But the rich man could not getenough of the treasure. It was impossible
to take everything at once and toleave. It was a pity. Night
overtook him, and in the sameplace the robbers arrived, found him in
the cave and cut off his head. They removed their bags from the carts,
put the slain man in it,and lashed it to the horse and
said it loose. The horse ranabout the woods and brought him home.

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The robber cheeped in, and therobber who had killed the rich brother,
he said too, He said tothem, art thou. The chieftain silt
told the murderer, why did youkill him prematurely? You're always premature.

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You should have asked him first ifit was okay, if you killed him.
We don't like to do things withoutconsent with robber's man. Oh yes,
find out where he lived, too, For much of our shit is
gone now, and he probably tookit, and we could have followed the
horse. But you didn't even dothat. He windows. The chieftain's assistant

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says, let the man who killedhim look for him. Shortly afterward,
the murderer began to scout for thegold. He came to the poor man's
little store, and he bought athing or two. Noticed the storekeeper was
dejected and asked him, what areyou so sad? I've already answered,

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bra like my older brother, likeI think someone killed him, or like
he lost his head somewhere, becauselike he was gone and he came back,
and like now I doesn't have ahead like the dable before yesterday.
His horse was like, hey,bro, here's your brother. And I
was like, dude, you forgothis head and he's buried, and like,

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we still don't know. The robbersaw that he was on the right
track and pretended to be very sorry. Began to investigate. Upon learning that
the slain man had left a widow, he asked, does his widow have
at least a roof over it?I've over, says bro, like totally,

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she's got a fucking sweethouse. Bro, The murderer said, where,
show it to me. The peasantsshowed him his brother's house, and the
robber took some red paint and markedhis door. I've asked, sweet sweet
sleep, like, like, what'sup for though, and he answered,
I want to helpe the widow whenI have made this side, in order

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to find her house more easily atnight. I've said, okay, bro,
it's weird that you whispered the lastpart directly into my ear. But
like, brother, my sister inlaw like needs no help, Like she's
she's pretty strong, and like she'sgot money and stuff and food. She's
got enough of everything. Bro.So the murderer asked, where do you

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live, I have all replied,okay, Bro, that time, I
think you licked my ear a littlebit when you whispered, and that was
like super weird. But like I'mgonna show you where I live anyway,
because I kind of trust you.Bro. Here's my hut. Here's my
hut. Check it out. They'verobber made the same sign on his door
too. I've aar said, okay, bro liked what's this one for?

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And the robbers said, I likeyou very much. The next time I
come here, I will stop atyour house. And it's been the night
believe me, brother, Yo'll broad. The robber licked his ear and returned
to his band related all that hadhappened, and they decided to rob and
kill everyone in the houses with thetwo brothers to recover their gold. Meanwhile,

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the poor man him home and said, dear, like I just totally
made a friend, like it wassome young dude, and he like smeared
my door paint, like kind oftugging my ear a little bit, which
was weird because he was like alwayssuper close. But like, who said,
he's gonna come stay the night,bro, sleepovers whatever. He next

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visits the village brook, he soundednice, and he was so sorry for
like how my brother was decapitated,which he seemed to know even before I
told him, which was Toad's weird. His son and wife listened in silence,
but his adopted daughter said to him, like, my father, didn't

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you make a mistake. Perhaps thesame robbers who killed my uncle like have
now discovered that their gold is missing, and we're trying to find us.
Now they may have come to robberus, and maybe even you won't excupe
like our death. Absolutely. AmoIvar was frightened and said, Dahn,

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that's like crazy, Bro, Inever thought about that, Like I guess
he was a stranger, and hedid oddly lick my neck and paint my
door, so like maybe a right, Like what should we do? His
daughter said, bro got it,like cry, take this some of his

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parents and like smear the same signon all the doors of the neighborhood.
Yeah, just the whole fucking city. Yeah you know that bitch Karen down
the street just hit her. Thepeasant did this, and when the robbers
came they could not find anything.They went back and thrashed their scout for
not having made the signs. Properly. Finally, it decided not to have

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been outwitted by a clever person,and after a while prepared seven barrels.
They put the robbers in each ofthem except for one they had filled with
oil. The former scout took thesebarrels straight to the poor brother's house and
arrived at sunset and asked whether hecould stay overnight. The poor brother welcomed
him as a friend, and thedaughter went to the yard and began to

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inspect the barrels. She opened oneand found oil, and she tried to
open another, but she could not. She put her ear to it and
heard someone stirring and breathing inside.She thought, dude, that's like an
evil rouse. Not cool. Soshe came into the house and said,

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father, we must treat our guests, and I will make a fire in
like the stove and prepare something bourdinner, because I got the munch.
She like, you might got themunch too, Do you got the munch
brats? Yeah? And the daughtermade a fire in the stove, and

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while cooking supper, she boiled waterand poured it into the barrels, thus
scolding the six robbers to death.Her father and his guest ate supper,
and the daughter sat in the backroom waiting to see what would happen next.
When the host went to bed,the guests went out into the yard
and whistled, but no one answered. He approached the barrels and steam came
out of them. The robber guessedwhat had happened, harnessed his horse and

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left with the barrels. The daughterclosed the door and went to rouse her
family and told them what she haddone. Her father said, well,
little daughter, you like tout savedour lives. There Now like be my
son's wife and law get cooking.There was a gay fest in a wedding,
and the young bride kept telling herfather that he should tell that he

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should sell his old house and buya new one, for she was very
much afraid of the robbers, whomight return sooner or later, and her
fears came true. After some time, the robber who had come to them
with the barrels, disguised himself asan officer, came to the peasant's house
and asked whether he could spend thenight. He was admitted, but no

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one guessed anything, but the youngbride recognized him and said, father,
this is like the same robber whocame like before, and Iver said,
no, my daughter, it's liketotally not. This guy fully has a
fake mustache. She did not answer, I feel like he just added an
eyepatch. She did not answer,but when bedtime came, she put a

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sharp axe beside her and stayed awakeall night watching. In the middle of
the night, the pretended officer Rosetook his saber and was about to cut
off her husband's head. She didnot lose her patience, of her presence
of mind, sorry, but swungher axe and cut off his hand right
hand. And she swung again andcut off his head. Her father now

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realized that his daughter was very,very, very wise, and he followed
her advice, sold his old houseand bought himself a hotel. He moved
to his new residence and began toprosper and increase his trade. His neighbors,
the same who had given him moneyand leaders sued him in court,

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stopped by his bed and breakfast,and they asked, where are you,
hey? Do you happen to behere? Hi? Versus bro It's like
my house now, I bought itrecently. The neighbors said, it's a

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magnificent house. Apparently you were inmoney. Why don't you pay your debts?
The house bowed and said, bro, like, I've been super lucky,
Like I found a bunch of treasureand I put into Pepe and Peppe
like took off straight to the moon. Bro, And now like, I've
got you threefolds. And they said, fanastic, brother, I don't understand

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a word of what you said,but let's celebrate with the housewarming and we
will take the mooney. And sothey had a good time, and near
the house there was a beautiful garden. His neighbors asked, can we look
at your bush? Ivar says Bra, totally, I like manscape this morning.

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Come back here into this other room. I'll accompany you. They walked
and walked in the gardens and ina remote corner found the tub full of
ashes. When the host saw it, he gasped and then said, Bra,
that's like my mother. And theneighbors said, whelet see if the

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money was really a besh and theyshook the tub and found the money.
Then the neighbors believed the peasant hadtold them the truth. They said,
wheat exam in the trees in thewoods. The raven who snatched. The
camp must have built the nest.They walked and walked, and then saw

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the nest, pulled it down withhooks, and there was the cap.
They threw out the nest and foundthe money, and the host paid his
debt and to his neighbors and beganto live in prosperity and happiness. And
then they all lost all of theirmoney because they made poor investments in cryptocurrency.
Things to commercial with Matt David.Now they're going to pull out.

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First they went to game stop andthey got rich off the game stock rush,
but they lost all their money onthe meme coins. No, because
they reinvested into the marijuana stock waspopular and then bounced out just as everyone
was planned. They got into realestate, and they got into fake estate.

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In Breakfast, that's where they're virtual. I got a virtual bed and
Breakfast in the meta universe that youcan VR too. Moving on to the
second to the second story, possiblythe last guys it's called them Magic box,

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where that pick in a box.To the magic box. An old
couple had a son named Igor.When he grew up, his father did
not know what trade to teach him, but finally decided to apprentice him to
a master who made all kinds ofobjects. He went to town and agreed

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with the master that the boy shouldbe his apprentice for three years and come
home only once during that time.Then he brought his son to the master,
and the young fellow lived with himfor one year, and then for
another, and soon learned how tomake precious things that surpassed his master.
Once he made a clock worth aboutfive hundred roubles and sent it to his
father. He said, perhaps hecould sell it and ease, But the

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father would not even think of sellingit. He could not feast his eyes
on it enough of the clock,even because his son had made it.
Finally, the day for the youngfellow's visit to his parents arn and his
master was a magician, and hesays, go, I give you three
hours and three minutes. If youfail to return on time, you will

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a parish. I gore, thought, Oh, how did I travel so
many vessets to my father. Answeringhis thoughts, the master said, to
make this corward. As soon asyou sit down it blink your rides.
Our fellow did this, and nosooner did he blink his eyes than he

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found himself at his father's house.He stepped down from the carriage and came
into the room, but no onewas there. His father and mother,
seeing a carriage drive up to theirhouse had been frightening, and they hid
themselves in the cupboard near the stonebuck. It's the police, and took
their son a long time to persuadethem to come out, and they greeted

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one another. The mother wept forthey had not seen each other in a
long time, and the son gavethem presents he had brought for them.
While they exchanged blessings and conversed,time passed away. Three hours passed,
actually only three minutes remained. Themother wept because she had to flush our
stash. Now only two, nowonly one. An evil spirit whispered in

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the young man's eye. In theyoung man's eye, ear, that's an
interesting to freak. Okay, Harry, your master will take your desk eye,
I'll take your days. The youngman was worried and said farewell to
his parents and left. Soon hearrived at his master's house, and an

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evil spirit tormented his master because theapprentice was late. Igor apologized to his
master and fell at his feet andsaid, oh, forgive me for being
light. I would never do itthe game the master only cheated him,
and truly forgave him. Our youngman assumed his former life and began to
make all sorts of things better thananyone else. The master thought, if

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I will leave me, he willtake my trade away, for each now
better than his master, And sohe commanded him, Well, go to
the underground kingdom and bring me alittle box that stands on the king's throne.
So together they made a long ladderby sewing one throng to another,

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and attached the little bell at eachscene, so all my thongs together would
make a ladder. The master loweredhis apprentice into the ravine and told him
to pull one thong as soon ashe got it. You may think it
is clothed under this robe, butit is only underwear. Lacy frilly,

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and straight up my anus, holythe finest songs. The master lowered his
apprentice into the ravine and told himto pull one throng as soon as he

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got the box. This would setthe bells into ringing, and the master
would hear him. The young manwent down into the earth and saw a
house and entered it. A scoreof peasants rose from their seats and bowed
to him, and in one voicesaid, welcome Prince. The young man
was surprised, what an honor.He entered another room, and it was

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full of women. They two stoodup and bowed to him and said,
welcome, Prince Igor. All thesepeople had been sent there by their master.
Then the young man went into thethird room. There he saw a
throne and on the throne a box. He took the box, went from
the house, and all the peoplefollowed after him. They came to the

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throng ladder, shook it and tieda man to it, and the master
pulled it. The apprentice intended totie himself to the ladder with the box.
When all the others had been raisedup, the master pulled out half
the people. Suddenly, one ofhis workers came running to tell him that
an accident had happened in his shop. The master ordered his worker to pull

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everyone out from the underground except forthe peasants, sun Oh and everyone and
left on the spot. So allthe people were pulled out by the throngs,
and only our young man was leftport Igor. He walked and walked
in the underground kingdom, and atlast happened to shake the box. Thereupon

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a dozen strong fellows appeared and askedwhat desire I said, Oh, pulled
me up to the surface. Themen seized him and lifted him out.
He did not go to his master, but to his father. Meanwhile,
the master remembered the box, ranto the ravine and shook and shook the

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ladder. But his apprentice was gone. The master thought, apparently he has
gone off somewhere. I must sendsomeone for him. After some time,
the peasant's son chose a fertile spot, tossed the box from hand to hand,
and suddenly twenty four strong fellows appeared. They said, oh, says

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oh, I would like a pyramidof man flesh, building me a kingdom
on this spot, and let itbe better the nauseatic kingdoms. In no
time the kingdom was there. Ouryoung man established himself there, married,
and began to live gloriously, noteven generously. Gloriously again in his kingdom.

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There was a little fellow man.In his kingdom, there was a
little fellow quite insignificant, whose motheroften came to Prince Igor begging for alms.
Her son says to her mother,steal the little backs from my king.
And one day Prince Igor was notat home, and his wife gave

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the old woman alms and left theroom. The old woman snatched the box,
put it in a bag, andbrought it to her son. He
tossed the box from hand to hand, and the same strong fellows jumped out.
He ordered them to cast Prince Igorinto the deep ditch, where only
cattle carcasses were thrown, and disposedof his wife and his parents, he

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made them lackeys or banished them somewhere. He himself became king. Oh it
was a quick turnaround. He's insignificant, an insignificant little character is going to
alter the entirety of the story.And so Igor sat on the ditch.

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Sat in the ditch a whole day, and then a second, and then
a third. How could he getout? He saw a huge bird dragging
a carcass. Just then, adead animal was thrown into the ditch,
so he tied himself to it.The bird swooped down, snatched the carcass,
carried it out, and perched ona pine tree. Prince Igor dangled

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there, for he could not untiehimself. Oh now I have tied too
good. I had masker running intomy eyes. It's a sad story.
Black kid get out of last stop. A huntsman appeared, took him and

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shot him, shot him or thebird. The bird took wing and flew
away, dropping the dead cow fromhis claws. The cow fell and Prince
Igor fell with it. He untiedhimself and walked down the road, wondering
how to recover his kingdom. Hefelt in his pocket and there was a

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key of the box. He tossedit and two strong men jumped out.
They said, oh, what dude, desire. Prince Arcoll said, oh,
to say you find in trouble.The strong men said, huh,
we're know it, and it's luckythat we too remained with the key.

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Prince Igor said, oh, couldyou bring me the box? Brothers and
Prince Igor had no sooner said thatthan the two men brought him the box.
When he beheld it, he tookto heart, ordered the beggar woman
and her son to be put todeath, and became king as before the
end. Such a quick wrap up. I like the idea of the huntsmen

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shooting at him, not the bird. The fuck is that shoot it?
He's like, oh, yeah,I know that bird's endangered Dick Cole.
He probably thought that the fucking cawwas giving birth to some zombifie kill kill
it. Yeah. Well that wasour stories, folks. Hope you enjoyed
it. We had taken a coupleof weeks off kind of spontaneously, had

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some family. So we're back,ye, gonna try to be back a
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Every human being knows that I stillhave King Arthur to come. Yeah.
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