Scottish Myths: Golden Bush and Silver Bush

Pull out your best kilt and hold on to your haggus because this week we are taking on the tale of Golden tree and silver tree from Scottish Mythology with our own comidic twist

Episode Transcript

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What's up, everybody, and welcometo another rentation of high Mythology, the
show where we get higher than theScottish Highlands and tell you guys silly stories
from mythology and folklore. Yeah,uh yeah, tonight we will be bringing
you some Scottish myths. Yes,yeah, it's some nice kilted mythology for

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you here. Like I haven't goneback in a minute, Yeah it's been
I know. Yeah, I can'trecall the last time we went back to
Scotland. I know we've done someEnglish, Irish, American English. English
is to come. Victorian, Yeah, Victorian, We're gonna have some King
Arthur in the future. So lineup your homies, get them all around

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the table, because and then Jesuscalm down lance a lot. We should
all go find the Holy Grail.How about I found your wife? No,
no takers, She says she wasstill a virgin. Did you hear

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what happened to Seguayne? No?I didn't. I was too busy banging
Thout's wife with a girth, girth, with great girth and might the Lancelot
way. Yes, Scottish Scottish myths. I feel like this is gonna be

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fun. I really like. Ireally do like the Scottish and the Irish
um just in general because they gotthat style to him. Um. But
I'm excited these these are new tome, so I'm going to take away,
gimbo. I'm excited to hear it. It's called gold tree and silver

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gold bush and silver bush. Sure. Yes. In my gone days there
lived a little princess named gold Tree, and she was one of the prettiest
children in the whole world. Althoughher mother was dead, she led a
very happy life for her father lovedher dearly and thought that nothing was too
much trouble so long as I gavehis little daughter happiness. But bye and
bye. He married again, andthen the little princess's sorrows began. For

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his new wife, whose name,curious to say, was Silvertree, was
very beautiful, but she was alsovery jealous, and she made herself quite
miserable for fear that someday she shouldmeet someone who was better looking than her.
Yeah, Silverbush used to be calledauburn bush, but the years have
not been kind to When she foundthat her stepdaughter was very pretty, she

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took a dislike to her at onceand was always looking at her, and
wondering if people would think her prettierthan she was, and because in her
heart of hearts, she was afraidthat they would do so, and she
was very unkind indeed to the poorgirl. At last, one day,
when Princess Gouldtree was quite grown up, the two ladies went for a walk

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to a little well which laid allsurrounded by trees in the middle of a
deep glen. So deep, Ahi, my name's Gleam, I'm very deep.
I got girth, I got girth. But Lamb thought, now,
the water in this well was soclear that everyone who looked into it saw

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his or her face reflected on thesurface. And the proud Queen loved to
come here, deep into its depths, so that she could see her own
picture mirrored in the water. Buttoday, as she was looking in,
what she saw what she should seebut a little trout which was swimming backwards

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and forwards, and not very farfrom the surface. People truly had nothing
to do before TV was invented tostare at it for a couple of hours.
What are you doing later? Well, I'm gonna stand in the lawn
and look at the clouds for alittle while. I might go stare in
my own reflection in a well.There's no such things. There's no word

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for boredom, because that's just youknow, everyday life is around here,
might go hit stuff and poke stuffwith a stick, a feeling festival blank
face. I'm sorry, the queensays, rowdy droughty. I've got a
question for you, bitch. AmI not the most beautiful, sexy,

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hottest woman in the world. Thetrout, promptly, while jumping out of
the water to speak in order toswallow a fly, says no, indeed
or not? You're You're maybe second. There's a long gap between second and
first. She had feared a fardifferent answer, but a disappointed queen asked,

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well, then, who is themost beautiful woman? I doubt she
has my recipe smoke of lungs andmy live of spots or my casual alcoholism.
Huh, choose your words wisely,round me, fucking drout tonight,
bitch, The little fish said,oh, your stepdaughter, Princess Golden Bush.
Without a doubt. Then, frightenedby the black look that came upon

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her jealous queen's face, he divedto the bottom of the well. It
was no wonder that he did so, for the Queen's expression was not pleasant
to look at, as she dartedan angry glance at the fair young stepdaughter,
who was busy picking flowers somewhere inthe distance away, just standing in
a field somewhere the two things thatpeople did back then. It was either

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looking at yourself in a well orstanding in a field picking flower. Indeed,
she was so annoyed that at thethought that anyone should say that the
girl was prettier than she was,that she quite lost her self control,
and when she reached home, shewent up and violent passion to her room
and threw herself on the bed,declaring that she felt ill. Indeed,

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I feel very ill. I meanI have been drinking bud because since a
thirty this morning, so that mighthave something to do with it. It
was in vain that the Princess Gouldtreeasked her what the matter was and if
she could do anything for her.She would not let the poor girl touch
her, but pushed her away asif she had been some evil thing.

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So at last the princess had toleave her alone and go out of the
apartment, feeling very sad. Indeed, bye and bye, the King came
home from his hunting, and hehad once asked for the Queen. He
was told that she had been seizedwith a sudden illness, and that she
was laying on her bed in herown room, and that no one,
not even the core physician who hadbeen hastily summoned, could make out what

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was wrong with her. There's nothingI could do, man, I mean,
she was eating hot dogs straight offthe roller at seven eleven to shoving
him down, tried to get awaywithout paying. And great anxiety, for
he really loved her, The Kingwent up to her bedside and asked to
clean how she felt and if therewas anything that he could do to relieve
her. She said, harshly,well, you know, I could use

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the forty ounce of pepto bismol.Probably that might help a little, and
you know, maybe the bun.I didn't need any buns with my hotdogs.
I was just throwing the wienas straightoff the roller. They weren't even
warm yet. Oh well, youknow, also, I already know full
well that you'll never do this otherthing, so you know that's the only

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thing that will really cure me.The King says, I am very confused
by the way you phrase that entiresentence. Nah, girl, you're my
bottom bitch. I will do anythingfor you to say what you want.

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And please, for the love ofGod, stop throating cold hot dogs off
the rollers at the seven elevens.I got a warm one right here.
I have a warm hot dog righthere in my pocket. The queen crime,
Well, then give me your hotdog. I mean, give me

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your daughter's hot I wanted medium rare, with some good seasonings. Maybe maybe
a side of fingling potatoes. Youknow, I do like my potatoes,
maybe some rosemaybies and whatnot. Yeah, just I like my finger bang potatoes,
nice and gooey, lots of oil. And then bring me two more

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cold hot dogs. I mean,I know they won't do my stomach good,
But now I've kind of got thehonkering. We've been talking about hot
dogs. She sproke so wildly.I looked at him in such a strange
fashion that the poor king really thoughther brain was to her and he warm

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hot dog. He's at its witsend at what to do. He left
the room and paced up and downthe quarter in a great distress, until
at last he remembered that that verymorning, the son of a great king
had arrived from a country far overthe sea asking for his daughter's had been
marriage. Oh yeah, that happened. He got an email from a prince

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in Nigeria that just needed some helpgetting money out of the country. It
was his only hope. First,I must send some money to this prince
to save my hot daughter. Hesays to himself. Well, shit,

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oh, this marriage might be thething to save her. You know,
we'll celebrate it at once, bringme my geese and my feast. Then
when my daughter was safe, findout of the country. I will send
them money to that Nigerian prince thatI'll be a billionaire. And then I'll

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find a thurven up the hillside tokill a fucking goat because thuck goat right,
and have it thought prepared and dressedwith something of banging potatoes and maybe
rosemaries. Then I'll send it tomy wife. Perhaps the side of it
will cure her madness and she won'tneed the hot dog anymore. She'll just

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happen. She just I mean,all the time with her, she just
smelt like cheap vodka and called hotdogs cigarettes fig a reds. So he
had the strange prince summon before himand told him how the queen had taken
a sudden illness that he had wroughton her brain. She was woke,

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should oh and had caused her totake a dislike to the concess, and
how it seemed as if it wouldbe a good thing if with the maiden's
consent, but the marriage could takeplace at once, so that the queen
might be left alone to recover fromher strange milady. I'm gonna guess silverbush

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is more like a lorn Bobart.Oh. No, I've become woke.
I should have never eaten that goathut. Now I think that it's most
definitely good that the princess be replacedwith a new act, possibly someone from

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the LGBTQ plus community. Now,the prince was delighted to gain his breade
so easily, and that the princesswas glad to escape from her stepmother's hatred.
So the marriage took place at thepalace at once, and the newly
wedded pair set off across the seafor the prince's country. Then the king

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sent a lad up the side.He killed the goat. It's just the
regular guy. Yeah, No,I'm from country. Country is the name
of my country. It's across thesea. You've never heard of it,
pretty far away, pretty far away. Totally a prince, not just a
regular guy, Totally the prince ofNigeria, totally, totally the prince of

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a country the name of my country, from across the sea. He killed,
the king sent a lad up thehillside to kill the goat. Fuck
that goat. And when it waskilled, he gave the orders for the
heart to be dressed and cooked theway she wanted it, with fingerman and
potatoes, and sent it to theQueen's apartment on a silver dish. And

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when the wicked woman tasted it,believing it to be the heart of her
stepdaughter, And when she had doneso, she arose from the bed and
went out to the castle, lookingas well and hearty as ever. I
am glad to be able to tellyou that the marriage to the Princess gold
Tree, which had come about insuch a hurry, turned out to be
a great success, for the princewhom she had wedded was rich and great

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and powerful. He actually was aprince, and ironically he was from a
country called country. He wasn't lyingand he loved her dearly, and she
was happy as the day. Asthe day was long, so things was
long. It was a long donggirth. So things went peacefully on.

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For a year. Queen silver Treewas satisfied and contented because she thought she
had her stepdaughter was dead, whileall the time Princess was happy and prosperous
in her new home. But atthe end of the year, it chanced
that the queen went once more tothe well and the little glen in order
to see her face reflected on thewater. And it chanced also that the

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same little trout was swimming backwards andforwards, just as he had done a
year before. And the foolish queendetermined to have a better answer to her
question this time than she had last. She'd whispered, leaning over the edge
of the wall. Oh, trouty, trouty, am I not the most
beautiful woman in the world? Thechout answered, in his very straight,

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work forward way. Nah, bitch. Queen asked, well, then,
who is the most beautiful then?Because no one can mention this, I
mean, look at these yellow teeth. Her face grew pale at the thought
that she had yet another rival,and the Trout answered, Oh, wow,
that would be your by Justine's stepdaughter, Prince has golden bush. To

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be sure, The Queen threw herhead back with a sigh of rel Well,
at any rate, the people cannotadmire her now, you know.
It's been a year since she died. And I eat her heart, and
then I finger bang myself with somepotatoes. It was a bit on this

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I was side and kind of tastedlike pity, strangely, like the taste
that I get from the cold hotdogs I ate off the ram at the
seven to eleven on my way here. Pity and shame and shame is a
flavor, pitch'r out asked, witha twinkle in his eye. Oh you're
so short about that, ah far, Sure, it's been a year.

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Then she married the gallant young princefrom across the sea and returned to his
country called Country with him. Whenthe Queen heard these words, she turned
quite cold with rage, for shethought that her husband, or she knew
that her husband, had deceived her, and she rose from her knees and
went straight home to the palace,and, hiding her anger as best she

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could, she asked him to giveShe asked him if he would give the
orders to have a long ship madeready, as she wished to go visit
her dear stepdaughter, for it wassuch a long time since she had seen
her. Will you do for twoshort ships tape together? The King was

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somewhat surprised at her request, buthe was only too glad to think that
she had gotten over her hatred towardshis daughter, and he gave the orders
that the long ship should be madeready at once. We have two short
ships, I could just tape themtogether. Maybe the pop thickled sticks.
The economy of the kingdom is reallyhurting with all these Nigerian brindth OF's hypendepic.

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Heut Sinho is speeding over the waters. It's proud turned into the direction
of the land where the princess lived, steered by the Queen herself, for
she knew the course on the boatought to take, and she was in
such haste to be here at herjourney's end that she would allow no one
else to take the helm. Secretly, the journey took three extra weeks because

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she had zero sailing experienced. She'slike, I'll take the helm. I
know which way to go, ma'amwe've been going in long, slow soils
for three days. Nonsense, goright now. It chanced that Princess gold
Tree was alone that day, forher husband had gone hunting, and she

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looked out for one of the castle'swindows, and she saw a boat coming
sailing over the sea towards the landingplace. She recognized it as her father's
long shipped, and she guessed onlytoo well, who meant carried aboard?
Is that my father's longship? No? Not, that's two short ships taped
together. Definitely my father's work.He's the only one in the kingdom who

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uses bobsicles. Drift would end uptaper. She was almost beside herself with
terror at the thought, for sheknew that it was for no good purpose
that the Queen Silver Tree had takenthe trouble to set out to visit her,

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and she felt that she had givenalmost anything she possessed if her husband
had been home at the time.In her distrust, she hurried into the
servants hall and she cried, mhdo what she I do? I see
my father's long ship coming from overseas, and I know my stepmother is humbold,
and if she has the chance,she will kill me, oh my,

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for she hates me more than anythingelse in these earth, so clearly
sorry. Now, the servants worshipedthe ground that the young mistress trode on,
and she was always kind and considerateto them. And when they saw
how frightened she was she had heardher piteous words, they crowded around her,
as if to shield her from anyharm that threatened. They cried,

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so horrible, not be afraid,we will look until two our very lives.
Just a give your lady's stepmother,she would have the bewar to give
stayed even spail upon you. Wewill luck you in a great all chamber.

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Now, the Mullion chamber was astrong room which was in the part
of the castle bile by itself,and his doors were so thick that no
one could possibly break through it.And the princess knew that if she were
once inside the room, with itsstout oaken doors between her and her stepmother,
she would be perfectly safe from anymischief that that wicked woman could devise.

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So she consented to her faithful servantssuggestions and allowed them to lock her
in the uber chamber. And soit came to pass that whence Queen silver
Tree arrived at the great door ofthe castle and commanded the lackey who opened
it to take her to his royalmistress. He told her with a low
bow lobow lobow, that it wasimpossible because the princess was locked in the

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strong room of the castle and couldnot get out because no one knew where
the key was, which was quitetrue where the old butler had tied it
around the neck of the prince's favoritesheep dog and sent him away in the
hills to seek his master. I'malso still imagining they all speak with a
super thick, very shitty fake fromJackson to the Queen, just like I

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can't where has my daughter in Loe? Know what the queen commanded take me
to the door of her apartment.At least I can speak to my my

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sweet little dear daughter through the apartmentdoor of the mugloglar chamber. And the
lackey, who did not see whatharm could possibly come from this, did
as he was bid. So thedeceitful Queen says, well, if the
key is really lost and you can'tcome out to greet me, my sweet

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sweet stick daughter, then you willat least put your little finger through the
keyhole so that I may nibble onit. We have a very weird relationship.
This is a normal thing for us. The princess did so, never
dreaming that evil could come from herthrough such a simple action off her pinky.

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But it did, for instead ofkissing the tiny finger, her stepmother
stabbed it with a poisoned needle.And so deadly was a poison that before
she could utter a single cry,the poor princess fell dead on the floor.
I was just throwing to give anHIV, but that must have still
been some heroin left in the knee. When she heard the fall, a

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smile of satisfaction crept over the queensilver tree space, and she whispered to
herself, now I can say thatI'm the most beautiful woman in the world.
And she went back to the lackey, who stood waiting at the end
of the past, and told himthat she had said all that she had
to say to her daughter, andnow that she must return home. That

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was a very loud with by youdid so. The man attended her to
the bow with all due ceremony,and she set sail for her own country,
and no one in the castle knewthat any harm had befallen their dear
mistress until the Prince came home fromhis hunting with the key of the mullion
chamber, which he had taken fromhis sheepdog's neck in his hands. You

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know, he laughed when they heardwhen he heard the story of the Queen's
Silver Trees visit, and told theservants that they had done well. Then
he ran upstairs to the door toopen and release his wife. But what
was his horror and dismay when didhe find her laying dead on the feet
of the floor. That sounds reallycrazy, But what was his horror and

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dismay when he did so to findher laying dead at his feet on the
floor. Oh shit, Sorry,it's hard to I'm revising the story in
my brain. She live dead.There's a lot of that. I want

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you to know how hard I'm workingat this. So I haven't like fucked
up and said any of those words. Yet every now and then they throw
a sentence in there, Okay,I'm like, oh shit. He was
nearly beside himself with raging grief,and because he knew that of deadly poisons
such as the queen Silver Tree hadused would preserve the princess's body so that

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had no need of burial. Hehad laid it on a silken couch and
left it in the mulion chamber,so that he could go and look at
it whenever he pleased. Okay,I guess he already knew the poison and
wasn't going to age her, Andshe just stayed that way. She shall

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a wall. He was still soterribly lonely, however, that in a
little time he married again, andhis second wife was just the answer.
She was sweet and good, andthe first one had been just as the
first one. I'd been my firstlafs did buddy over there watching hus make

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the intercourse? Yeah, that one'llflow you. There was only one thing
that caused her any trouble at all, and that she was too sensible to
let it make her husband miserable.The one thing that there was. The

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one thing was that there was oneroom in the castle, a room which
stood at the end of the passageby itself, which she could never enter,
as her husband always carried the key, and as when she asked him
the reason of this, he wouldmake up the excuse, this is some
kind And she made up her mindthat she would not seem as if she
did not trust him, so sheasked him no more questions about this matter.

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It is definitely not my wife's deadbuppy. In there, I saw
some Viking ship season one. Iam just keeping it the warm. How
do you say with my cheesies inthe mot haul jambail mom seven eleven morning
hot park, I keep it warm, wrapping it in hot downs, fresh

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from the rollers. But one daythe Prince chanced to leave the door unlocked,
and as he had never told hernot to do so, she went
in and she saw the Princess Coultreelaying on a silken couch, looking as
if she were asleep. She saysto herself, that's weird. Is this
bitch dad? Or she's sleeping?She's the country pumpkin. He's the country

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pumpkin. She's actually a pumpkin?Is it? To the couch and looked
closely at the princess, and they'resticking into her little fingers. She discovered
a curiously shaped needle, and shethought to herself, their hay has been
evil work here, And if thatneedle has not been poisoned, then I
don't know what kind of medicine's goingto need? Maybe there's some heroine left

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in there enough for me to chasethe dragon. Ending skilled in leechcraft,
she drew it out carefully. Whoknew this country? Punkin as leeches to
what are you studying in school?I'm studying how the earth is flat?
What about you? I'm studying leechcraft, Oh, medieval scholastics. In a

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moment, the Princess Gultree opened hereyes and sat up and presented herself.
Had recovered significantly to tell the otherprincess the whole story. Now, if
her stepmother had been jealous, theother princess was not jealous at all,
for she had heard all that hadhappened. As she clasped her little hands
together, crying, Oh, howglad the prince will be for although he

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has married again, I know thathe loves you best. And he got
a little dick, so no goodfor me. I thought it was as
long, no girth, Yeah,no girth. It's long. It's definitely
long, but it is pencil thin, pencil, and I need something that's
going to ride like a bulls.She's trying to get She's trying to get

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that threesome on. It's like she'sso excited about like you. Oh so
good, you're back. I justmade a deal, though white of wood,
We're gonna make this look like fuckingblack sales. That night, the
Princess came home from hunting, lookingvery tired and sad, for what his
second wife had said was quite true. Although he loved her very much,

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he was always mourning in his heartfor his first dear love Princess. Although
it's petus was twelve inches long,it was no whiter than a pinky.
His wife exclaimed, going out tomeet him, Well, how sad do
you look? Ain't there nothing Ican do to bring a smile to your
face? The prince answers, wearily, laying down his bow, for he

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was too heart sore even to pretendto be merry. His wife says mischievously,
except to give you back your goldenTree. And if that can't do
it for you, then we'll findher alive and well up in the mullen
chamber. We can all get togetherhave a rodeo. Without a word,

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the Prince ran upstairs, and sureenough there was his dear gold Tree sitting
on the couch, ready to welcomehim. He was so overjoyed to see
her that he threw his arms aroundher neck and kissed her all over and
again and again, quite forgetting thathis poor second wife, who had followed
him upstairs and watching and meeting,watching from a clothes second wife was just

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watching from the cloves and flaking herbeing dressed as Batman. No no,
no, no, no, nono no no no no no no no,
no, dear lord, Ah,she did not seem to be sorry

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for herself, however, so shesaid, I always knew that your heart
errned after the Prince's golden Bush,and it ought to be right that it
should be so, or she wasyour first love. And since she has
come to life again, I willbe back to my own people. No,
no, no, no, Batmandefinitely could nothing, the Prince answered,

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No, indeed that will not.No, that's you. Oh that's
oh yeah yeah that oh no,Beach, I own yours, at least
your eyes. I own the restof you. You may keep you and
the golden Bush will be the BFFs, and both of you will walk this

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three and we will live happily.Ever after, we will start our religion
in gullets and marmal. Now withme to them more chabal, we need
some fresh cheeses to celebrate this threeway. And so it came to pass
that for Princess Gouldtree and the otherprincess soon became like sisters and loved each

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other as if they had been broughtup together all their lives since her sisters
in this matter. Another year passedaway, and one evening in the old
country, Queen silver Tree went asshe had done before, to look at
her face in the water and thelittle well in the glen, and as
had happened twice before, the troutwas there. She whispered, trowdy,

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trowdy, Oh my, not themost beautiful woman in the world now while
you fucking fish, your little fishbitch. The trout answered, well,
by my dick, you're definitely not, as he had answered on the two
previous occasions. The queen asked,as her voice trembled with rage and vexation,

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oh who would say? Who wouldyou say is the most beautiful woman?
Now? The child answered, I'vegiven you her name for the past
two fucking years. Now it's PrincessGolden Bushy old coot. Now back up
off of me and go eat somemore cold hot dogs. Smell like cheap

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cigarettes, cheap booze and free hotdogs. Back of the queen laughed,
and but that bitch is dead.I'm totally sure this time I stabbed a
little finger with a tiny little penisneedle, shout a roll up on heroin,
and her have fall down to theground. The child answered, oh,

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well, you know I wouldn't beso sure of that. You seem
to be pretty bad at killing her. Probably we're eating cold hot dogs after
seven or eleven rollers. That's somethingyou're going at im. Not saying another
word, he dived straight down tothe bottom of a well. Who says,
bitch popped up a bottle. Afterhearing his mysterious words, the queen

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could not rest, and at lastshe asked her husband to have a long
ship prepared once more so that shecould go and see her stepdaughter. The
king gave the order gladly, andit was all happened as it did before.
Please get out of my hair.You're staking the place up like hot
dogs. You don't even want myI keep hot dogs on me and you

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have never once, not once,And there's a diet relationship. Eat one
of my hot dogs you did beforewe got married. Before we got married,
you were just like, Hey,Monica Lewinsky, it'd be all the
hot dogs I can fit my throat. But now if it's not from a
roller and it's undercooked, not undercooked, you don't want it. Okay.

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Uh. The prince was out huntingand the princess, I don't know.
Uh, he wouldn't okay. Yeah, the king gave the order gladly,
and all that happened happened as before. She steered the ship over the sea
with her own hands, and itwas approaching the land, it was seen
and recognized by Princess Gouldtree. Theprince was out hunting, and the princess

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ran in great terror. I don'tthink the prince was hunting. I think
he was just out high fiving people. Started every since he started living the
three way life. He's like,I don't even do anything. I just
walk around town high fiving people.I get a couple of my man's.

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The princess ran in great terror toher other friend, the other princess who
was upstairs in her chambers with it. We don't get their name, her
name, she's just the other secondwife. It's like the other sister name.
Actually, the interesting thing was thatwas her. That was her name,
second wife. Her name was secondprincess first name, other princess,

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middle name, second wife. Placeof origin, the country of country,
in the country of country, blahblah blah blah blah blah. She cried,
Oh, so what shilla do?What shilla do? For I see

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my father long ship coming, andI know that my cruel stepmother is on
board, and what she will tryto kill me as she had killed me
in before. The other princess says, I don't know. She also says,
well, come and it's escape zyhills to the sorry Like when they
wrote this, it was like threedifferent lines. I'm like, what was

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she singing? It was she thinkingit to the hills. But I think
it's just an error. The otherprincess replied, throwing her arms around the
trembling gold tree. Not at all, Sugar, I am afraid of your
lady's stepmother. Come with me andwe'll go down to the seashore and greet
her country style style. So theyboth went down to the edge of the

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water and when clean delivering ship comeon now, squeal for me, squeal.
It turns out second princess goes hard. Oh my, yeah, she
is hard for her now. Sothey both went down to the edge of
the water, and when Queen's SilverTree saw her stepdaughter coming, she pretended

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to be very glad and sprang outof her boat and ran to eat her,
and held out a silver goblet ofwine for her to drink. She
said, I brought you some ofthe finest five dollar box wine from the
East Side, seven to eleven.It's very expensive, almost three dollars a
box. I bought them. Ibrought a whole flagon with me. You

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know, it's like a flag ina wagon, put together so that so
that we might pledge to each other. And you know, in a loving
cup we need all drink, drinkthis wine that's facially not poisoned. Princess
Gultry, who was ever gentle andcourteous, would have stretched out her hand
for the cup had not been forthe other princess stepped in between her and

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the stepmother, and she says,gravely, looking at the queen straight in
the face, nay, dear tobaitch, this is custom one this lamp
for one who offers the loving cupto drink first them sails, and the
queen answers, oh, well,I guess I'll gladly follow the customs.

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You don't have any gold hod dogsto wash the cheap wine down with you.
And she raised the goblet to hermouth. But the other princess,
who was watching for closely noticed thatshe did not allow the wine that it
contained to touch her lips. Soshe stepped forward, and, as if
by accidents, struck the bottom ofthe goblet with her shoulder. Part of

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its contents flew into the queen's face, and part before she could shut her
mouth she went down. Some ofit went down her throat. Just the
worst faked drink ever cuts like aninch from her mouth. This is so
tasty glob glub glub glove. Sobecause of her wickedness, she was,
as the Great book says, thegood book says, I guess, caught

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in her own net. For shehad made the wine so poisonous that almost
before she had swallowed it, shehad fallen dead at the two princesses feet.
No one was sorry for her,for she really deserved her fate,
and they buried her hastily in alonely piece of ground. They buried her
hastily in the dumpster behind the seveneleven that she used to love to frequent

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and very soon everybody had forgotten allabout her as for the Princess Goldbush,
and she lived happily and peacefully withher husband and her dear friend and comrade
for the remainder of her life fourteenyears. Because you know, they die
young. But yeah, that's wherethey actually, that's where the basis for

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the Eiffel Tower came from. MYeah, with the dude in the middle,
right, the dude in the middle, because they go hard. Did
he get double pegged? He tookquite a bit. Oh well, if

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That one goes hard too, anotherScottish man. It involves a lot of
horse doong. Oh yeah, that'sall ben Kenobi and that's its horse big

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