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December 25, 2019 76 mins
In 1992, in Dayton, Ohio, 4 teens went on a 3 day killing spree that started on Christmas Eve and referred to themselves as "The Downtown Posse". We finish this episode off with stranger danger stories (of course) and farewell messages from our amazing listeners.

"So long, farewell, to you, my friends.
Goodbye, for now, until we meet again."
-'Out of the Box' Goodbye Song


Email- ItsAboutDamnCrime@gmail.com
Justine- @justinie_v
Brittney- IG: @oh_brittney , Twitter- @BrittneyLitz
Scott- @scottsogonzo
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(00:00):
Hi, everyone, Welcome to anotherepisode, the last episode of It's about

(00:24):
damn Crime. I'm bretty, I'mJustine's not. He's not the skeleton that
I posted about in Face Back fromthe Dead. Yeah funk it. Mm
hmmm. So this is our finalepisode. Yeah, series finale. Yeah,

(00:47):
the series finale. And um soin the Facebook group, we asked,
well, Jackie Yeah, brought upa good idea for everybody to send
us goodbye messages and the deadline wastoday today, which is Saturday, and
we want to play Jackie's let's doit goodbye message. So let's do it.

(01:12):
Come on, Justine. Our fund'supdated and they made things hard.
Hi ladies, this is Jackie.I had to send this message of goodbye
to this beautiful podcast. What canI say? I know I'm gonna keep
in touch with you ladies. Butthis podcast brought to wonderful people into my

(01:34):
life too. Catch that this wasa rough year for me. First on
my birthday and I get stood upby all my friends. So I messaged
you guys, and you guys tooktime out of your day to send me
a happy birthday. Then I hadmy life change in surgery, which was
not easy. You guys. I'msorry. I'm getting really sad. You

(01:57):
guys kept in touch with me umon my recovery, which was awesome to
have two people who you've just metand for them to take time out of
other day to just you know,see how I was doing. We still
keep in touch. But this podcastmeans a lot. It was my favorite,

(02:21):
It is my favorite one. I'mgonna probably really listen to you guys
on and on and off again.But you know what, you guys are
gonna do awesome things. Good luckwith everything. But I'm really gonna miss
you. I'm gonna miss hearing yourvoices every week. I love you,

(02:45):
guys. Bye. Oh my god, she was crying. I almost cried,
okay, Jacky oh man? Whatcry? I was trying to hold
back like a waterfall of tears.Oh thank you, Jack, Yeah,

(03:06):
thank you. Um. You guysdon't realize how important you've been to us.
So that's all I'm gonna say,because I will get emotional because you'll
cry. Some of us are apair today. Thinks it was Scott oh
man, all right, Scott wasn'ttalking because he was over here crying.

(03:29):
Jackie, do you need another tissue? Yes? Please, oh my god.
Yeah, so this is our finalepisode and happy happy Christmas, Christmas.
I was gonna say happy holidays andmerry Christmas and it just came out
happy Christmas, so or happy holidays. Scott likes to say, have what

(03:54):
would you like to say? MerryChristmas? Oh it's not it's from old
name be commercially. Its like happyChris. Maha, there you go,
Happy holidays. Um, well,we are going to do our our case
first, ye. Then we're gonnafollow it up with some stranger dangers,

(04:14):
and then we're gonna sprinkle in someof our goodbye messages. Ye might be
a blubbery mess after this, we'llsee. Yeah, it's good than you
did your makeup before, you know, I had to. You know how
long? This makeup took a longtime. A long time. We're waiting
for it a long time, allright. So anything before we get jump

(04:38):
into this case besides telling everyone happyHolidays, Merry Christmas, any funny story.
You guys have been been watched bingewatching that show that huck with cats.
Hell No, not me, Iwatched. I say, hell no,
I won't watch it. I hatethat fool. I watched it only
because I didn't know was about thatfool, So I watched it because I

(05:00):
don't like to watch previews of thingsor trailers of things. So I was
like, I was hearing about it, hearing about you know, I can't
even talk Frank your way, Dankyour way. I was hearing a lot
about it on social media. Iwas like, it, I'll watch it.
Yeah, and it's only three episodes, um, but it's so it's

(05:21):
super crazy three. I can't goonto things knowing their gross and then watch
them willingly, like, I can'tdo it. It doesn't show anything,
It doesn't show anything. Yeah,it edits out all the gnarly shit.
I still don't want to see anyof it. It's really it's just it's
really interesting. If you hate theguy, it's good to watch. Like

(05:41):
I didn't know anything about him goingin. But if you hate the guy
going in, um, it's goodto watch because they paint him in such
a weirdo light. Yeah, theymake him really look like such a yeah
mess. What's his name? Lucagnotabut magnota manoa. It's really about the
salutes, the salutes you to you? What is happening, my cousin,

(06:04):
Vinny? You wouldn't understand you're notcultured enough. No, it's about invited
him back to this podcast. It'sabout the flutes that were onto him basically
before he did all this shit,before he did the bad shit. Yeah,
it's pretty interesting. It's crazy.So go watch Don't Fuck with Cats
on Netflix. That's a pretty goodtitle though. Yeah. Yeah, I

(06:26):
normally don't watch that kind of shit. Now, I was pretty hooked when
Brittany I legit thought it was aboutcats and watch that whole shit. Why
did you put it on if youthought it was about cats? It just
said don't fuck with cats? AndI was like, oh shit, what
why? Like why not? Like? I know cats are vicious, but
why not? Why don't you fuckwith cats? I don't know what crazy
shit am I about to jump into? But uh yeah, so are we

(06:47):
just The only update I had wasthat I wanted m Chase Merritt to be
sentenced before this podcast was over,and but he has not been, So
weren't warn't warn't We're just gonna leavethat open ended. I guess now you
have to wait. You have todo another year. Fuck now, we
got to wait until you see sentenced. To the end this podcast no,

(07:09):
nope, nope, nope. Ican't do no more. I love you,
guys. I'm want to miss youat ten, but I can't do
it anymore. Yeah. All right, well are wet Scott? Where have
you been chilling? Cool? Allright, I'm ready to jump into the
case. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, all right, now real

(07:46):
quick, this wasn't recommended to usby anyone, but we want to apologize
to everyone who has recommended a casethat we just weren't able to get to.
I mean, we had our calendaralready filled up with cases and we're
twitters and we're twitters. Yes.Now, since it's actually Christmas Day,

(08:11):
we decided to tell you a Christmastale and now we begin our finale story.
Here we go, We're ready,Here we go. Guys, are
just going to read Charles Dickens wordfor word. Yeah, we're gonna read
Christmas Carol. Okay. It wasthe night before Christmas and all through the

(08:35):
house, four teenagers were partying ina dead man's house. Right. I
was really going to try to keepthat going, but then I was like
that was all I had in me. Sorry, I mean, it's pretty
good, it's really good. It'sso good, you said four sentences.
Hey be proud of her. Okay, get out, she made the effort.

(09:01):
I did continue. I guess thankyou. Uh not really though.
Christmas Eve of nineteen ninety two,sixteen year old Laura Taylor and her nineteen
year old boyfriend Marvelous I don't knowhow to say his last name Keen keene
Yeah, decided they were going torob someone and that decision would lead to
the worst crime spree ever committed.In Dayton, Ohio. Laura knew a

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thirty four year old man by thename of Joseph Wilkerson who she thought she
could get money for sex from,but instead of having sex with him,
her plan was just to rob him. Solid plan. So she called up
Joseph and told him that she wouldhave an orgy with him. I mean,
Merry Christmas, what a nice Christmasgift. I went from just having

(09:50):
sex with a guy in that boomorgy. Do you think she was like?
He thought she was going to wearlike a bow and then he could
just but like her and her fivefriends with their bows. Yeah. Yeah.
So to take part in this fakeorgy slash robbery, Laura called up
twenty twenty year old Heather Nicole Matthewsto help execute this plan. You see,

(10:15):
Heather had just been released from prisona few months earlier, so Laura
thought that she would be the perfectperson to help them rob Joseph. And
when I say them, I meanLaura. And uh, what's his full's
name? Marvelous? Marvelous? Whyon earth should parents name him that?
Do you think it was a marvelous? Like he was so marvelous when he

(10:37):
was born, a marvelous baby.Yeah, is his middle name? Miss
maisil marvelous? Dub it good?I'm here all day. That's the wide
talking. Wasn't that great? That'sa good show. Why Marvelous is faithful?

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It's good. So when the threeof them got to Joseph's house,
Laura headed upstairs with Joseph and hestarted to remove his clothes. Then Marvelous
and Heather entered the room. Marvelousthen started to take off his pants,
but then he said syke and thenpulled them back up, and then pulled
out a gun. Why would heeven go through the rigor barow idea?

(11:20):
Why didn't you go and just theguns blazing at it up? He got
fully naked, and then he addedorgy and then uh. Joseph was then
tied to his headboard with an electricalchord by Laura and Heather. And for
some reason I just don't understand,Joseph told Marvelous that he kept a gun
in his garage. Why would himlike, by the way, I got

(11:43):
a gun at the garage, I'llget you stop hide up. You can't
grab that gun, Like, whywould you even disclose that information? So
Marvelous found the gun and came backinto the room, covered Joseph with blankets
and then shot him in the chest. Damn. And then Joseph's feet would
not stop moving under the blankets,So Laura grabbed the gun again and try

(12:05):
to shoot him a second time,but the gun wouldn't fire. So Laura
grabbed marvelous Is gun and then shotJoseph in the head. Well he had
a gun anyways, He had agun anyways. Yeah, why he felt
the need to kill him with hisown gun, I don't know, Petty.
Then they ransack the house where theystole a microwave. Well you want
to like, I'm sure he wantedto kill Joseph with his own gun because

(12:30):
the bullets didn't want to serve hisown bullets. Either yeah, because he
can find a zombie apocalypse, heprobably don't want to be traced back to
his gun, or maybe yeah makessense all right, So then they ransack
the house and they stole a microwave, oven, a TV or cordless phone,
curling iron, and a blue dryer. Isn't really taking the expensive killing

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it, you know, such randomass fun like anything with the chord grab
that, Oh but not the itwas a cordless phone though, oh not
not the TV. Leave it tooheavy that They loaded all of that ship
into Joseph's buick, and then theyhit the roads like for more victims,

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but first they needed to pick upHeather's boyfriend, seventeen year old DeMarcus Maurice
Smith. Then they zeroed in oneighteen year old Danita Glett, who was
a complete straighter to them. Shejust happened to be standing on the tree
talking on a pay phone. Danitawas a senior in high school and was

(13:37):
already a mother to a two yearold. Police leader found Anita's body on
the ground outside of the phone booth. She had been shot five times and
the ground around her was covered inblood and bulletcasecenes. Later, one of
the four would admit that they stoppedNita because someone wanted her FeelA shoes.
Feelas are the ugliest shoes. They'renot cute in the whole entire world.

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I hate that build for some shoes. I hate that they made a comeback.
They're so ugly. No offense ifyou're no offense, But yeah,
i'd say offense. Don't wear Feelerslike those big block like spices. I
don't have to don't have to benice anymore, Okay, come for us
on social media. You can gradecheese on the bottom of Feelers. A

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few girls. They ended up walkingaway with her jacket, her Feelers shoes,
and her backpack that had a wholefifty cents inside of it. Next,
they tried to kill Heather's ex boyfriend, Jeffrey Wright. They managed to
shoot him four times in the legs, but he was able to escape to

(14:41):
a neighbor's house. They clearly thoughtthat he was dead, so they headed
back to Joseph's house to have asumber party. You said you shot four
times? Yeah, in the leg? In the legs? Okay. On
Christmas Day, December twenty five,nineteen ninety two, some real movies.
Shit happened? Okay, you're readyfor this. Laura decided that she needed

(15:03):
to kill her ex boyfriend. Nowit was her ex boyfriend's turn, you
know. Yeah, So she metup with nineteen year old Richmond Maddox at
his parents' house because you know,he was nineen years old and still living
with his parents. Um. Thetwo jumped into his car, while Marvelous
de Marcus and heatherd followed behind andsomeone else's car because they had already stolen
someone else's car at that point.Marvelous de Marcus, Yeah, it sounds

(15:26):
like sounds like you just gave deMarcus an adjective. Their rat name.
Marvelous de Marcus is his rap name. It's actually a pretty good name.
Yeah right, have you right?Okay, Now, it didn't take long
for Richmond to realize they were beingfollowed, so he stepped on the gas

(15:48):
to lose them. But Laura,you know, being in on it,
pulled out Marvelous's gun, pointed itat Richmond's right temple, and pulled the
trigger. She then threw her bodyout of the moving vehicle before the car
crashed. What the fuck? Movieshit that was? Movie? Yeah,
definitely move shit. I was onceinvolved in movie shit when me and a

(16:12):
league we're fighting in my car andwe were drinking and I hit the corner
on Rustle and I was turning andwe were screaming at each other, and
I saw him reach for the forthe handle, and I was like,
this fucking bitch is gonna jump outof the car. So I hit the
gas. Fuck hit the corner.He rolled out, idiot. Wait,

(16:36):
I thought you were gonna try.I thought you're gonna try to prevent it.
No, I was not gonna allowhim to do it. But he
rolled out anyway. He rolled outanyway. Yeah, but now faster because
I took off. Wow. Ithought if I sped off, he'd be
like, Oh no, I'm gonnahit my head. I'm gonna die.
Yeah. No, he didn't givea shit. No. Wow. Well
yeah, Marlo's DeMarcus An attempted murderjust staying out here. Uh okay,

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okay. The next day, onDecember twenty six, thirty eight year old
Sarah Abraham, who was a motherof three, was working behind the counter
at the short Stop Mini market,which her family owned. It was a
grocery store. Laura walked in tocheck out the place, and minutes later,
Heather, Marvelous and DeMarcus walked inand shot Sarah twice in the head.

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Another witness in the store was shotin the hand and stomach, and
another coworker at the store was shotout, but both of them survived,
and so did Sarah, but onlyfor five days. That whole interaction scored
them a whole forty four dollars.Cool. Now, three kids are growing
up without a mother for they justwanted to go kill people. Now they've

(17:55):
left behind three intry victims, threebodies, and lots and lots of evidence.
And they knew that the police werelooking for them, so they started
stealing cars and switching license plates.They were also starting to get paranoid.
Now, for the life of us, we can't figure out how their next

(18:18):
two victims come into play, becauseliterally no one, no one mentions them
until they're dead. Right, Yeah, yeah, Now, did Justine take
that hard? No? No,this is our last case. Okay,
I'm tired anywhere. So there's fourmore victims. There's two more victims.

(18:40):
Yeah, we don't know. I'mgonna assume they were all partying at Joseph's
house. They were young, theywere inviting their friends to come party with
them, and someone somewhere told themalong the way that because I was dead,
when you get drunk, you juststarted Yeah. Right, So maybe
that's what happened. I'm assuming that'swhat happened, but I don't know that
for sure. What we do knowis that sixteen year old a Windy Cotrell

(19:03):
and eighteen year old Marvin Washington knewwhat the four had been up to you,
and it was decided they needed tobe killed before they could talk.
After the group killed Sarah, theypicked up Wendy and Marvin and drove them
to a gravel yard. Marvelous toldthem that he had to pee, so
he pulled over, and then Wendyand Marvin were forced behind a large pile

(19:23):
of dirt and then executed. That'sso sad, dude, sixteen and eighteen
years old. Shortly after their deathsDayton police sergeant John Hubert saw those four,
those four morons, driving around ina car they had stolen. At
gunpoint, they were surrounded. Now, DeMarcus took off, running into a

(19:47):
nearby house, but was quickly capturedand Marvelous, Heather, and Laura were
taken into custody. Without incident.That's seventy two hours, six bodies,
three hundred victims and countless stolen atgunpoint, cars and victims, and the
Murderous foursome was finally stopped. LauraTaylor, DeMarcus Smith, and Heather Matthews

(20:08):
all received life sentences, while MarvelousKeene was sentenced to death. Marvelous was
executed on July twenty first, twothousand and nine, be lethal injection,
and he had no last words.How old was he? Nineteen nineteen hold
not wait for some math nineteen twothousand and nine minus nineteen ninety two,
seventeen nineteen, I'm just kidding.How was he eighteen? Sixteen plus his

(20:33):
age? No, he wasn't sixteen? He en plus his age? Oh
sixteen years age? So like thirtyfive, thirty four, thirty five?
Damn that's young to be executed.Yeah, well, I mean you shouldn't
have killed all these people? Ohyeah for sure. Now did we miss
some details? Hell? Yeah wedid, Yes we did. But do

(20:56):
not hear because if you feel likeyou need to hear more. The podcast
The Three Spooked Girls recently covered thiscase, and so did Murder and Such.
We did not listen. To theirepisode because one, we didn't want
to be accused of plagiarism on ourvery last episode. We won't have that.
No. Number two, this podcasthas always been what it is right

(21:18):
soor to factual, sore research anda lot of bullshitting. You know what
we like to do. Yep,it's our specialty. And number three because
we don't listen to true crime anymorebasically because this podcast is kind of like,
well, it ruined, It ruinedit all for us. Yeah,
so you know, go check themout if you're itching for more information or

(21:40):
information on this or meat on yourbones. You know what I'm saying.
I don't know. I don't knowif there's more meat on the bones on
those podcasts because you know, wedon't listen to them. Yeah, we
don't listen to them, so wedon't know. It's crazy how that happens
when you do something that used tobe like your hobby. Like I used
to love watching true crime. Iused to when I used to stream.
I used to love playing video gamesand then I streamed and I fucking hated
video games for like a year afterI did not play shit for a long

(22:02):
time after just killed it for me, not that that's why you guys are
quitting a podcast or anything. No, it's just great. It's just weird.
How yeah, something you love somuch, Not that we love black
people dying, but just like theI think the psychology behind all of it.
And it's like, now I don'twant to overload. Yeah too much.

(22:22):
So sad, so sad. Allright, guys, are we ready
for final discussion time? Yes?Dude, this is so sad, Like
they were just going on a killingspree for no reason, just killing random
people and around and on Christmas Day. How sad is that? I can't

(22:45):
imagine at being that stupid to thinkthat you're not gonna get caught. Well,
they were young, Yeah, theywere just stupid. I guess Laura
had said she got the ball rollingwhen she was like, let's put some
drama to our lives. Yeah,and she was kind of like the head,
like the leader and the youngest.Yeah, so it Laura. Um,

(23:08):
and they questioned what's her name,Heather? There was like a little
interview uh they did with her,and she was like, um, I
wanted to be like them, soI just did what they wanted me to
do. If they wanted to jumpup her bridge, would you. Yeah,

(23:29):
so, um that was her excuseas to what like why she did
what she did. But it's notit's not an excuse at all. You
killed no killing people wrong, yeah, oh my gosh, and you killed
innocent fucking people. Yeah for herfeelas Yeah, yeah, that's crazy over

(23:51):
the ugliest shoes of the whole entireworld. I guess they were hot back
in the day because they wanted them. Score. Some Jordans were popping back
in the day. Dinas are stillpopping. They came back, admittedly they
weren't popping for a hot minute andthen came back too. But no,
no, no, you're gonna makethem come back. Stop it back.

(24:12):
No, Oh, I just burp. It's fine, don't don't cut it
out, don't apologize for it.Fucking it was a silent burp. But
next time you gotta edit with areal lot. Yeah, you're gonna get
it. Oh shit. Uh yeah, that's that's crazy. It's all crazy.

(24:32):
Yeah, I'm getting And I wasthinking, like, you know,
my mind always goes, where thefuck are these kids parents? Yeah,
and I read somewhere that they werejust like totally a strange, like they
had nothing to do with I thinkLaura was a runaway or and he their
maybe or Heather one of them wasone of the Heather just got her ass
out of prison, so she wasalready not doing great things in I think
Laura was a runaway crazy. Yeah, dude Marvelous kind of looks like,

(24:56):
um oh, I'm not gonna rememberhis name right now. The Weekend he
does, he does, but likewith a bigger head, like a square
head, and the Weekend already gota pretty big head with a bigger head,
with like a square head, likekind of like Minecraft blockhead. That's

(25:19):
good. Well, I mean,we don't have much to say about this
case. It does suck that theseinnocent people did get murdered on Christmas.
On Christmas, the time when you'resupposed to be jolly and hanging out with
your family, yeah, you getmurdered, and so I feel bad for

(25:40):
Ship. I feel bad for theirfamily too. That sucks. I just
feel like these people like they're inprison for the rest of their lives.
Other ones dead, like they gotwhat they deserved. Yeah, but still
they shouldn't have done the Ship.Are you gonna say, moral expert over
here, Britney shouldn't have done thatshit not doing it. All these people
have died really real quick, realquick. I've been drinking wine. This

(26:03):
is the first time in a longtime where I drank on the podcast,
and I would never do this anymore, never, So I'm gonna have fun.
Fuck it, I don't care.I'm about to go another bear or
two bits? Oh shit? Well, are we ready to jump into stranger
danger. We'll pause and you canget another beer. Grab me one okay,
okay, grab me a modella.Stella's for people who like to pay
too much for sty beer. Okay, we're gonna pause on that note.

(26:27):
Okay, excuse wait, wait,wait a minute, because if that's all
there was in the fridge, wouldyou not drink a Stella? I'll drink
I'm not saying I wouldn't drink it, but you bought that, you purchased
that all six back. We're goingto refill the real deal. Are she

(26:48):
just drinks it because it sounds fancy? Sell a while they arguing to do
we'll be back in two seconds.We'll be back with a stranger dangers.
Stranger danger. You're strange, yourdanger. This is not a test.
I repeat, this is not atest. You better run all right and

(27:11):
we're back. All right? Doyou want to do a I haven't written
goodbye from Tanny, so I'll canread that. Yeah, sure, let
me read that before I get evenmore drunker and then I can't read anymore.
You've been more drunk, even moredrunker, more drunker. Just let
her just let me fucking live mylife? Does a reflect? Sorry,

(27:34):
this is why Scott's not okay.Scot's never gonna come home. So why
s Thought's never on the podcast thatwe work? All right? Here we
go, Hey, ladies, Iwanted to write this before I forget.
Thank you so much for everything it'sabout. Damn crime has been the highlight
of my week since I started listeningtwo years ago. Now, um oh,

(27:55):
I'm just gonna answer says two yearsago. Now, I'm like a
question. I don't remember. Itfeels like I've been listening for years.
I really haven't heard of many ofthese cases you've covered, and I can
count them maybe on one hand.And I truly believe that you were speaking
for those who can't speak for themselves, and that is so important. Also,
thank you for Stranger Danger segment aswell, for creating a safe space
where people can send in their experienceswithout fear of being blamed or questioned.

(28:19):
That is so so important, especiallybecause I truly didn't even realize one of
my experiences was a saw until Istarted listening to your Stranger Dangers, because
as victims, we are encouraged tominimize and joke about our experiences. And
even though you might have added humorto the stories, I never felt like
you were laughing at anyone. Anyway. I know we've never met, but
when I listened to you, Ifeel like I'm chatting with two good friends.

(28:40):
And I can say that I willmiss your updates every week, especially
because you both have gotten me throughsome of my roughest just can't make it
up words again, especially because youhave both gotten me through some of the
roughest few months of my life andit seems like such a small thing,
but when you're dealing with constant painand exhaustion, having an hour and a
half to just for it really meansthe world to me. Anyway, now

(29:02):
I'm crying tall end it here becauseoh just kidding, and Maddie where again
that's luck in the future with whateveryou decide to do, And I can't
wait to see if you end upcreating another podcast. Let you girls,
Tanny, oh Tanny thing, that'sgonna be a nightmare. I'm gonna kill

(29:23):
him. I'm gonna kill him.I'm just going him. I'm going hard
in the paint until the end.Thank you, Yes, thank you for
that message. That was sweet.M We're glad we could be there for
you. Yes, and we're stillhere, you know. Yeah, just
an email away, Yeah, justa d M away, that's true.

(29:44):
Or you could contact us on ourpersonal social media. Is there? Go
those to you at the end?Yeah, they are yet. Okay,
all right, we're gonna jump intoa Stranger Danger story. All right.
This story is from Hala and thesubject is a story before the podcast is
finito. All right. Every weekwhen I listen to y'all's podcasts, I

(30:11):
say to myself, I'm going tosend in my Stranger Danger story. But
like a true procrastinator, I neverdid until now with the announcement that it's
coming to an end. I feelthe pressure. Even though I'm gambling rather
or not you'll read it. Ihad to give it a chance. We're
reading it. Okay, my StrangerDanger. I was waiting for the caltrain.

(30:33):
It's a train that travels between thePeninsula a more suburban area in San
Francisco where I live. This wasone of those ground level, outdoor stations
with big parking lots on both sidesof the tracks. I quickly take note
that there are maybe two other peoplethere, one who's on the opposite side
of the tracks. I'm walking downthe boarding area looking for the station to

(30:53):
pay my fare. I realized Ipassed the only one and have to walk
back in the direction I just came. A man had just walked past me
as I began to turn, andI think, please let me carry my
heavy luggage in peace. I'm atall black woman who utilizes my tried and
true don't fuck with me face wheneverI'm out alone. So I solidify my

(31:14):
bitch face, turned down the volumeon my podcast, and begin to walk
just behind him. Then I beginto pass him. As I walked by
him, I hear him whisper whatI'm pretty sure was, do you want
to fuck? Nope. For asecond, I think there's no way he
said this, So I do afull stop, take one headphone off,

(31:37):
and say, what did you justsay? He repeats himself, smirking the
whole time. Do you want tofuck? I said something along the lines
of why the fuck would you saythat? Or don't fucking say that.
I know I used the word fuckand looked him dead in the eyes,
so he knew he didn't rattle me. He just walked away. I was
so angry that this man felt hehad the right to say that to a

(31:59):
stranger. Also, he couldn't reallybelieve I was going to throw my luggage
aside, go off with a strange, creepy, short old he was probably
fifty or six years old, andfuck him outside. I was also shaken
because on the ride to the trainstation, my friend's boyfriend was listening to
a radio station discussing Chris Brown's recentrape accusation, and the host was saying

(32:21):
all the typically outdated patriarchal rape culturetalking points. Why would someone as rich
and famous need to rape someone?My god? Why would she go off
with a stranger she just met.If I brought a female to my hotel
after the club, I expect something, etc. Etc. The whole time
the host is laughing that mentality.It's exactly why that man at the station

(32:45):
felt he could say that to anywoman he wanted to. I did text
my friends that there was a creepat the station. One asked if she
should drive back. By the time, the station was filling up and the
train was only ten minutes out,so I just sat near other people,
kept my eyes out for that man, but didn't see him again. Was
that his m to walk down emptystations trying to scare women? I wasn't

(33:07):
the one that dayhypathetic. I've enjoyedyour podcast so much. I really appreciated
the focus on crimes done too andbuy POC's You'll be missed in my weekly
rotation. The weeks of stories gotme through my day job errands and household
chores. You were greatly appreciated,and I'm sure and I'm sure we'll succeed
in your next adventures. Burnout isreal. I hope you guys get the

(33:30):
rest and recuperation you need. Allthe best. Kayla, Thank thank you.
Kayla. Dude, what the fuckyou wanna fuck? You want to?
Fuck's that? What? Ever?Said? Yeah? Well, it's
like yeah, yes, I do. It's like yes, like she said,
like, I'm gonna drop my fuckingluggage and fuck you right here.

(33:50):
This is what I want to dowith my life. This is what I
want to do right here, andnow drop your fucking your pants your boxers,
do it, and just do itright here. Now, this is
what I want to do. It'sweird how dudes lose their sense of self
to a certain point, to acertain extent, or to an extent that
they don't realize that what they're sayingis a creepy b They don't know what

(34:13):
they look like. So she saidhe's short and old, Like when is
When is he ever been prime cut? You know what I mean? Has
he ever been? Yeah? Howare you sold? Problem? I think
that's a problem. Like no oneever liked him growing up, right,
No girls were like hey, Sothen he got this like weird thing or
he was like, I'm grossed.Whatever I want, I'm just gonna be

(34:35):
rapey. I'm just gonna be creepyand on that path and ask girls if
they want to fuck until they sayso one of them says yes, Oh
my god, no one ever saidyeah, and no one's ever said yes.
Hey. If you watch Jeopardy andyou answer you answer egg to every
question, eventually you're going to beright. Actually, no, they have

(34:58):
to be What is an egg?You have to form ask a question.
No, thank you, so eventhose guys. Sorry, dude, I
tried to try to try to rationalizeyou. Well, thank you Kayla for
your story. Yes, thank you, Kayla. I'm glad that it didn't
escalate further than him asking that awfulquestion. Do you so go dirty?

(35:21):
Do you? Motherfuck? Fuck?Okay, I want to fuck your ass
up. That's what she should.Oh, I think you damn just seeing
graphic. That's a different kind ofpodcast. Okay, all right, let's
do another goodbye message. Okay,we're gonna play an audio message from JP
and let's Dorty pay Britney and Justine. It's JP Genius, the guy who

(35:46):
reviewed your podcast and got a sweatshirt. Yeah, you did it cool anywhere.
I'm really sad to see you gobecause you brought a lot of attention
to case involving people of color aswell as cases is that I've never even
heard of that are actually really fascinating. All are putting your humor spin on
it. So thanks to Britney,Justine Scott and Britney's dads for making a

(36:10):
podcast I really enjoy and I hopeto see you in the long run.
Go look the rest of your endeavors. Thank you, thank you for including
me. Isn't that? Yeah?And JP, it was Justine's dad,
who cares? I mean it,it is like my dad, like my
second dad. Basis my dad isyour dad? Yeah? Thank you so

(36:34):
much Chafe for that message. Allright. Next up, we have a
stranger danger story from Adam. Adam. Subject is stranger danger from a dude
featuring a naked guy. He's alwaysnaked. It's Scott. We've been keeping
a secret this whole entire time.Scott is the biggest stranger danger in the
hometil world. Yeah, okay,ready, yep. During my senior year

(36:58):
of high school back in two thousandand six, Hey, same, the
school put in place something they calleddelayed start on certain mornings where school didn't
start until ninety five. So oneof those mornings, being the rebellious teenager
that I was, I decided todrive out to this desolate road that went
under an abandoned train track and deadended into a thickly wooded area to smoke

(37:19):
a j get it to make theschool day a little more tolerable. Same.
This is a place that high schoolersthrough parties or went to after school
to do whatever illicit things they wantedto you, but this morning, for
some reason, I went by myself. So I get there and put on
some Incubis or pink Floyd who knowsvery different. Both good then spark up.

(37:45):
About five minutes later, all ofa sudden, out of nowhere,
a large, naked, obviously hoppedup man pops out of the woods on
the driver's side of my truck.Before I can start the car, say
or do anything, he starts talkinga million miles a minute about a fight
a girl in a car. Inever really did get the gist of what
his problem was. At this point, he was both I'm just kidding.

(38:06):
At this point, he has bothhands on the doorframe and is leaning on
my truck. Then he says,dude, I'll suck your dick if you
just give me a ride. Isaid, not bro, I'm good,
I mean straight like hetero street.And then he says, well, if
you give me a ride, I'llget my old lady to suck your dick.

(38:29):
Oh my wow, just like alot of dick sucking again, like
his old lady's backup plan, Likeif he can and I can't blow you,
I'll get my girl. The boyum again I told him he probably
didn't have an old lady though,Yeah, I wish you could be in
a week agad, I told him, no, I'm cool, but I

(38:57):
think I've got some gym shorts inthe better my true knut Ah, you're
a good person. As soon ashe walked at the back of my truck,
I started it and peeled out,Oh a diversion. Um. When
I looked in my review mirror,he was running after me. Wow.
Of course he couldn't catch up,but it still left my heart racing.

(39:19):
And the entire drive to school Itold my friends would happen, and being
the hoodlums that we were, wentback to spot to the spot after school.
I guess for some reason we thoughthe'd still be there. Yeah,
we were done. What were wegoing to do last on him and put
him under citizens arrest or something?I don't know, but obviously the moral
of the story is don't smuck aloneon a dead end in the middle of
nowhere under an abandoned turing truck,dude, real quick. So, because

(39:45):
we're not in this situation, wethink it's hilarious, right, but imagine
being in that situation. You're highhigh, That's what I was about to
say, he must have been paranoid. Hill of a sudden boom, like
somebody Donny from the Wild Thornberry's bassnaked. I was wild Berries. Oh

(40:10):
my god. But I can't imaginehow crazy it was in the moment.
Yeah, you're high and you're like, holy shit, like what the fuck
are you? Why are you taking? And stop yarning to suck my dick?
Well, thank you Adam for yourstory. So we're glad you got
out of there. Okay, Yeah, what high schoolers. You should go

(40:32):
back and try to put them undercitizens arrest. Don't do that. Don't
do that. That reminds me,just real quick, when we when I
worked at home Depot there, didyou work at home Depot when I was
eighteen? I didn't worked every verylong. Uh. I was a cart

(40:52):
pusher and our LP lost prevention.If you don't know, I was telling
me that I had to go stopthis guy who's a drug addict who had
stolen something. He's like, gorun to the edge of the parking lot
and don't let him get out ofthe boundaries. That's your job. Hey.
Yeah, And I didn't know atthe time. And RP is like
a big intimidating dude at the time. So I ran to the edge of
the parking lot and this guy hedidn't have a weapon or anything I didn't

(41:14):
that I know of at least,and he ran. I ran to the
edge of the parking lot. Iget there before him, and he looks
crazed, like in his eyes hiseyes are all bloodshot. He looks like
he's been crying. His mouth isall wet, like he's been drooling or
something like that. He has somethingin his hands and it wasn't paying attention,
and I was like, hey,man, I can't let you go.
And I was scared out of mymind. And now I look back
at it. He was definitely notallowed to ask me to go do my

(41:38):
job. He is not allowed toleave the store to go after Yeah,
I was at the edge of theparking lot way that Team Mobile store is
now whatever did he leave or like? No? No, like nope,
ended up coming like two seconds afterand tackled the shit out of the day.
Well, he's definitely not allowed todo that either. Yeah, Hey,
that home Deepipe was taking a realserious like it out of here.

(42:00):
He looks like he looks like oneof those guys like a failed copy,
but he was making like sixteen dollarsan hour already. That's serious. Yeahs
that a guy pulled a fucking knifeout or some shit like dude. When
I worked at J. C.Penny, we had an LP there and
one of them got stabbed with abutter knife. Damn slow entry. That
sucks. Yeah, that's rough.I don't remember they got stabbed out,

(42:23):
but I was like, holy whyare we chasing people? Still had that
much funny? You don't even havebenefits. I'm make this one. Did
you say it still had butter onit? Yeah? Oh my god.
Okay, next stranger danger is fromwait, let me make sure it's not
anonymous? No anonymous hip hop hiphop anonymous? Yeah, okay. This

(42:52):
next stranger danger is from Morgan.Subject is I'm the stranger in this day?
Sure, repeat offender. Hey,we don't take those kinds of stories
here taking it today. Firstly,I'm I'm bummed. I am bummed about

(43:15):
your podcast being over. You've takenme on some serious emotional role coasters and
opened my eyes up to many injusticesI've never heard of, So thank you
and you'll be missed. Secondly,I'm the repeat offender who had the unstable
housemate in Calgary. I alluded tothis story in my Last Stranger Danger.
So I was a pretty lay massteenager. I was super boy crazy but

(43:37):
also awkward as fuck. And let'sjust say the boys were not lining up.
Most of my friends were in thesame boat. So a few of
us got together one night. Iwas seventeen, and my friends were all
similar ages, and we decided we'dget guys to come to us, even
if we had to pay them.Oh, okay, all right, didn't

(44:00):
say that this is where the stranger. This is where she turned into a
stranger. Okay. As I'm writingthis, I can't believe I ever did
this, and I'm so thankful theguy who ended up falling for me eventually
was a good guy. I didn'thave good carma on my side anyway.
So we dressed up in my friendslingerie, pulled our money, and ordered,

(44:22):
wait for it, pizza boys.Yeah you read that right. We
called every pizza place in town,ordering some little thing at each place and
requesting the sexiest pizza boys from eachplace. That's pretty good. That's amazing.

(44:42):
I gotta take a drink of mywife. Hold on, man,
if I worked at like Dominoes orsomething like. I would send an absolute
grenade, Hey, Rolf, sendlike Joe Peshier. Okay, most of
them were not cute, but onewas. But one was, and we

(45:04):
invited him in and my friend madeout with him. We also got free
pizza. Yeah, you better payfor the pizza after that, pizza boy.
Somehow, this is not the dangerouspart. Okay. I got I
got jealous, I wasn't getting kissed, and I was wasted. So I
went to meet a guy friend whosaid he was nearby but didn't know what
street to turn onto. Could Imeet him on the main road. So

(45:24):
I put on a men's stress shirtover my lingerie and went and went in
just that in bare feet. Thisis so a drunk seventeen year old story.
I was gonna say, this soundslike right hey, I mean she's
wearing that right now. Um.I got to that main road roadway,

(45:49):
but instead of my friend, Isaw the cops. Oh shit, they
saw good. They saw me too, and immediately turned on their sirens and
lights. And I did what anyseventeen year old without a criminal wrecker would
do. I ran. They pursuedon foot, and I slid under a
trailer in someone's driveway. The copsasked me to get out from under there,

(46:09):
but I refused, so they wokeup the elderly couple in the house
to have them move the trailer.At this point I dragged myself out and
was put in the back of thecop car. Stupidly, long story short,
I got off when I finally toldthe cops my full name and they
knew my dad from the police commission. Oh no, they laughed on the

(46:30):
phone with my dad as I sathumiliated in the backseat and my friends all
also entered age and in lingerie,were dragged out of the house to get
full statements. My dad still tellsthe story at dinner parties. Of course,
the way to go, Dad,Anyway, that's the time I was
the stranger causing the danger, andalso my best story to tell at parties.

(46:53):
If you learn anything from my idiocy, let it be that no,
lingerie is not basically the same aswimsuit. Like I told the cops to
get off. Turns out you can'trun around and your underwear underage just to
get boys to like you. Allthe best to all three of you,
wherever life takes you next, andthanks for the memories. Thanks for the

(47:15):
memories, even though they weren't sogreat. Well, he my god,
are you guys in that band?Boy? Yeah, we're the backup singers
or fallout girls. That was agreat story, great story, you know

(47:36):
in that In that instance, wewill we gladly take your danger story.
I feel like it could have beenlike like one of us in our group
of friends that would have experienced Iwas gonna say that sounds like a Steve
thing. Oh yeah, for sure, laundree but with a dude shirt over
it attempts to hide underneath the trailer. Oh, that's such a good story.

(48:07):
That was really good. Thank thankyou for your story. Boys,
thank you, it was a goodone. We thoroughly enjoyed that. Thank
you very much. Yeah, itwas good. All right? Should we
read one more shing Ter Danger andthen do you another for a while message?
Yeah. Next up, we havea story from Cara Cara and just
seemed still got it wrong, stillgot it wrong. Wow, you know

(48:32):
I saw Kara. I was gonnasay, Kra. She thought your name
was Kara. Cara. Really well, thank you Karra for fanatically spelling your
name and just seem still saying itwrong. Sorry, sorry, not sorry
sorry sorry anyway, subject, middleof the day attempted robbery. Okay,

(48:54):
here we got I'm excited for thisone. I'm very excited for this one.
High lovely IDC ladies. Hello.So this happened in Hartford, Connecticut.
It was a bright and sunny dayand I was about to drive home
from my current lover's house. Okay, I got into my car, I
started the engine and was plugging inmy phone charger when there was a knock
at my passenger window. Can Ibe I DC lady? Sure? Thanks?

(49:17):
You need to say hello now?Hello so badly? All right.
Since it was the middle of theday and I was in a good mood
and the kid outside looked about twelve, I rolled down the window. He
leaned forward and said, which wayto Farmington Avenue? Oh my god,
it's stuck, my strange protager story. That was odd. Farmington Avenue?

(49:38):
Was that way? One street over? Pretty easy to get to you?
He didn't move. Wow. Thenhe said give me all your money,
clutching a bulge in his shirt.He then threatened to shoot up my car
if I tried to drive away.Oh my god, damn, But The
thing was the bulge didn't look muchlike a gun. It looked more like
he rolled his shirt up a bitand thought I thought it was a total

(50:00):
idiot, probably, so I startedat him with a look of are you
fucking kidding me with this ship?Thinking what do you need this for?
Drugs? Asshole? I need mymoney for a drug. I have chronic
pain and we'd helps that, youknow. I kept starting to what my
back hurts, girl, Oh,I get it all right. I kept
starting at him for what felt likefive minutes, same look on my face

(50:22):
the whole time, before putting thecar to drive and driving off. I
was a bit shaken by the incident, but I don't think I was in
any real danger from a shirt anyway. That's what I'm a stranger danger,
just hoping in journy to oh missyour podcast so much, wishing nothing but
the best in the future, yourfriend Carra, Oh, thank you,
now there you go. First ofall, it's pronounced karacara. Yeah,

(50:45):
it's Karacara, Karacara. I wasyoung. I used to hang out with
calling a long time ago. We'resitting at the corner of a street where
he lived and h there's these likedudes like these hood dudes that lived down
the street from him, and itwasn't a particular early hood area, so
they probably just sold drugs or someshit. And they came rolling around,

(51:06):
rolling turning on the corner where wewere, and they were pointing a gun
out of the car out at us, like sitting there, playing like heavy
rap music and pointing in the guardand they're going like five miles so like
it was out of their car fora hot minute. It kind of a
drive by. Yeah, And fora second I was like, is this
how it ends? And then theyjust went to the house like cool,

(51:29):
I guess cool gun bro dude.When a car mentioned that, uh that
she needs drugs because she has chronicpand reminds me of my back. My
back hurts, my wrist hurt.I need like CBD. Justine needs to
lather her whole body up in CBD. Dude, that's my shirt right now?
Yeah every night? Does it actuallywork? I was just like thinking,

(51:50):
yeah, dude, where I wantto know? Okay, where was
this twelve year old kids parents?What was it gonna do? I don't
know, like you clear like she'sKara said that it looked like he bunched
up his shirt. He got afinger gun. That finger guna get out.

(52:12):
What are you gonna you put myeye out? Is a Chinese finger
trap. That's when you put upbecause he's a twelve year old and that's
all he has. But I buteven if he goes to poke your eye
out with his finger, you justput up the Yeah, the three stages
hit. With three stages, youcan't see us right now, guys.
Sorry, visual think it's like ashark fin in the middle of your face.

(52:37):
Yeah, you put your hand upagainst your bridge of your nose.
Okay, let's okay, I'm glad. I'm glad to explain that in detO.
Well, thank you Kara for yourstory. Yeah, thank you,
car Okay, this one is fromGabby. Gabby Gabby. Okay, all

(52:59):
right, all here's my lastest strangerdanger. I love dabb your stories because
she's baiting. Okay, go ahead. I went on a date with a
guy from Hinge, the slightly lesscreepy dating site, or so I thought,
And on his profile he claimed tobe five nine, which is fine

(53:19):
since I'm five one, and physicallyspeaking, he had a solid dad bod,
which I totally did so After someflowing conversation, we decided to meet
up. I decided to wear fourgnch heels since he was taller than me.
Well, first of all, hewas my height with the heel,
so probably five five, which isfine, Like, just don't lie about

(53:40):
it. A lie about it.They all lie about him. They all
lie to kick it, you know. And he did not have a dad
bod. He had a Santa bellyMerry Christmas, and again it would have
been fine, but don't lie aboutit. But anyways, I'm on this
date and he starts telling me abouthow his crack addicted parents gave him up

(54:05):
for adoption and that his adoptive parentsare loaded billionaires. Probably a lie though,
too, like Justine just said.And during this super inappropriate first date
conversation, he is digging in hisear and nose and then proceeds to eat
tacos with that same hand. Isa sky that's that Homae say stop it.

(54:35):
That's gross. Why do you gonnatake it to the next level spot?
That's gross. This is a mandigging his nose. True, true,
true. Listen, we all pickour noses. Okay, we're not
gonna lie, but don't pick yournose on a day that he needs to
Taco bookers on a circle for thatlittle flavor salt okay um. I was

(54:57):
truly disgusted throughout the entire day.I had my friend's boyfriend call me and
say there was a nine one oneemergency, and then proceeded to run the
hell away. Anyways, I hopeyou had a laugh out of this awful
date story, but I mostly wantedto just say, oh my god,
I'm putting in words like you what'swhat we to hear? But I mostly
just want to say I will trulymiss listening to y'all every week. I

(55:22):
will miss looking like a fool bustingout in laughter in the middle of the
street. I'll just miss you somuch. I wish you guys the best
in everything, and I promised tocontinue stalking all on social l much love
Gabby s Gabby, you hit usup when you're in Vegas. Girl.
Yeah, Gabby, thank you somuch for your story. That is just

(55:43):
this. These are the type ofstories that make me, like, make
me happy that I'm not in thedating so grateful for Scott. Yeah,
like that I'm married and I don'thave to be in the dating pool.
Anymore, and I feel bad forit. Couldn't imagine the people that are
dating now because they have to dealwith this ship people digging in their nose,
in their ears and eating their tacosafterwards. Glad I only had to

(56:04):
try one time. Not the girls. Girls are probably a lot better than
dudes, significantly better than dudes.But actually I kind of want to see
how weird girls can get. SoI kind of want to have like a
bunch of dudes. I want tohear about their Twitter or no, their
stories past boys about their dates.That would be awesome to do. Not
a whole podcast coming, No whatyou'd get, you'd get tired of it

(56:29):
really quickly. I'd like to hearDaney stories. I'd like to hear about
justinees dating stories. They're interesting.A whole podcast, yeah, if it's
like a thirty minute I don't haveto be a fucking the whole ship show.
Yeah. Anyways, we'll discuss thisoff whatever Scott's spot has no vision.
Okay, all right, let's doanother goodbye message. Did you say

(56:51):
thank you to Gabby? Well,thank you, thank you Gabby, Thank
you Gabby for all your stories girland all your support. I love you.
Oh okay, okay, this isa I'll listen from Kara. Yeah,
okay, I'm gonna do it again, Kara. Al right, Hey

(57:12):
ladies, I've been enjoying your podcastfor a while now, but got behind
on it recently, so I onlyjust heard the news that you're wrapping things
up. So sorry to see yougo. Thank you for all the wonderful
episodes. The cases you've covered areso important, and I honestly don't know
what I'll listened to instead, evenif I find a similar podcast. There's
no one who could replace you.Guys. I'll miss you very much,
but I completely understand why you're endingthe podcast and support your decision. I

(57:34):
wish you'd have been able to writeone of my stinger dangers. Oh you're
ready day girl. We just readit. Yeah, wishing you both and
Scott too. I guess all thebest for the future. Thanks Karaka.
Thanking Kara or I said, ohmy god, it's thank you k for

(57:55):
You're good for You're goodbye message,and again for your Stranger danger You just
write it a while ago. Allright, last stranger dangerous story of all
time? It is from yours,truly shut way, Ready jumped, again,
Justine's cousin already loves to hear herselftalk. Okay, I can't even

(58:23):
believe this. This is absolutely heartbreaking. I've been a devout listener for the
last three years. I believe thatwas your first Stranger Danger, and honestly,
I hope to be your last.Because I got one more story for
y'all. I thought i'd try itout. I think I did pretty good.

(58:50):
Anyway, you did fail. Iwas gonna get down a business.
So I was living on Tory Pinesand Tropicana chesse. You lived there for
a approximately two hours before you movedout. Anyways, all the way down
trop like more towards the Orleans Casino, gets real ghetto around there, and

(59:12):
there's a lot of prostitutes, alot of crackheads whatever. Well, there's
also a Wendy's right there towards likeI said, the Orleans Casino. And
I was hungry before work, soI and what reminded me of the stories.
I was just listening to your tipsfrom the police officer from the last
Stranger Danger, and it totally remindedme of this. But so I got

(59:35):
my food, I went through thedrive through parked and usually like I parked
away from everybody, from everybody's car, so I could just eat my car
and then be on my way.But today, that day, for whatever
reason, for what I'm telling you, I've never done this before, I
decided to park right next to thisbig old truck and there was a guy
in there, and I was like, okay, there's like an older guy
in there, and I was justgonna park next to him. I don't
know why I did that, butit saved my life because and I had

(01:00:00):
a smart car at the time,and I didn't have many tints, so
people could straight up seeing my littleanybody car and it was, you know
whatever, I love that car.Anyways, rip little little car. And
all of a sudden I'm eating andall of a sudden, this guy,
this like freaking gangbanger guy knocks onmy window and I'm like, I look

(01:00:25):
up and I see him. He'sgot like tattoos on his face and he's
all I hooted out and he says, you need to give me a ride?
Whoa what this cannot be happening.And immediately I think, what what
do I do? Good thing?I'm next to this guy, so I
literally I look up at him andI'm like what, and he's like,

(01:00:46):
you need to give me a rideright now? And I said, why
don't you ask that guy? AndI pointed to the guy in the truck
and he looked up, saw thatsomebody was in the truck, and then
he walked away. Dude, myheart was pounding so freaking hard. I
couldn't even tell you how scared Iwas. I thank god I parked next
to that guy, and thank god, like nothing happened, but that was

(01:01:08):
super scary. And I've never I'venever like gotten my food and parked to
eat my food again. I've alwayslike went back to my apartment and ate
my car my apartment complex, orlike, um, like drove and eat
The versus also dangerous, but Ifeel like it's more safe than being attacked

(01:01:30):
while you're freaking just trying to enjoyyour meals sitting in your car in a
parking lot. Anyways, I loveyou guys. I'm so proud of you
guys. Um this sucks, youknow, I had a hard time with
the with the letdown, the badnews of you guys, Quentin, but
um, I'm happy that you guysare you know, on your way to

(01:01:52):
being happier and not so much murder. So I love both of you once
again, so proud of you,and let miss you guys like we're dying.
I know, let me ask youguys, it's all right. I
just last Friday they should change tothe gun law to where only women can
carry, because I feel like youguys needed the right. Dudes obviously can't

(01:02:15):
be trusted because they shoot up schoolsand shit, I'm totally law me a
ride that. You know. What'scrazy is that something made her park next
to that guy in the true Yeah, when she normally doesn't, like she
parks, like she said, sheparks away from the restaurant or like if
you're eating your car, don't youpull away from everybody. I always do

(01:02:35):
like a park away from everybody elseto just like eat in peace. We
sometimes we do, sometimes we don't. Just depends on the parking lots spector
yeah. Um, sometimes you havea gut feeling, right, you have
a gut feeling and you can't explainwhat that feeling is, but you go
with it. Like in this case, she had a gut feeling to just
park buy the restaurant, and shehappened to park next to this guy who

(01:02:58):
happened to be in a truck nextto her. Yeah, so, thank
goodness that she did. Yeah.I think that's I mean, decisions that
we make every single daily dis downa different path, right, like,
yeah, you accidentally make a left. If you had made that right,
you would have crashed and did likeyou know what I mean, Like just
things happen. But that's I'm gladthat you're you know, okay, because

(01:03:20):
you're my family and I would bevery upset if Yeah. So yeah,
so I'm glad that that was thatended up. Fine, Yeah, nothing
that happened to you. She said. The dude had face tattoos. So
whenever you ever looked at some facettoo'slike, that's a straight shooter, no

(01:03:40):
offensive face tattoos, and you area straight shooter. But no, yeah
have face tattoos, You're a straightshooter. That's so funny. Thanks Angeline
for your for our last and finalstranger Danger in the last. I know
each of these stories keeps reminding meof something, but this one reminds me
of when me and Brittany recently wentto Burger King. Yes, and we

(01:04:02):
always have to stop out at theedge of the drive through to make sure
my orders right because I'm picky,like mayonnaise, I like to yeah,
and they always suck it up.It was is not their fault, but
yeah, but it's not their fault. It's their fault. But they have
to make something the same way athousand times a day, and then one

(01:04:24):
jackass comes and it orders it withoutmayonnaise. I can understand why somebody would
suck it up. Anyways, SoI stopped at the end of the parking
lot checking my food, and Isee this white kid with like high waters.
He's got like anarchy on his likelike an anarchy uh patch on his
like jacket and he and he haslike a backpack and like like a mini
trend like he just dressed strangely,right, And I see him and he's

(01:04:46):
white, right, he had amini trench coat on something along those ones,
like a like a jack like hewas just dressing all black. Yeah,
it was like a big pea coatbasically, Yeah, not a trench.
And so Scott had he didn't stopat the edge of the driveway.
He pulled into a spot and therestaurant like this food we were just gonna
eat right then, and there hesees the kid walk into the into the

(01:05:06):
restaurant and he goes nope, nope, and he backs up, and I
was like, what's happened. He'slike that school shooter school. I'm not
gonna be the one guy that gotshot outside of the restaurants like I'm out,
I'm out, dog, I'm out. The hella backed up and we
parked away across the fucking that ain'tme, man, that ain't me.

(01:05:28):
Damn white kids are out of theirminds nowadays. Oh man, this is
the one we're gonna get all thebacklash for. But you know what,
again, we won't be there.Lay out, don't be white male and
dress weird. Okay, we havea lot our last farewell farewell from Salma.

(01:05:50):
No, that's gonna go. Don'tsee that now, cut it out,
damn bitch in tandem ready, Okay, Hello ladies and Scott, this
is Talma. Hello. I justwanted to start by letting you guys know

(01:06:13):
how grateful I am to have hadyou in the last year. Your podcast
really helped me a lot, especiallyyour work get through all those monotonous hours
of paperwork and just bullshit off ashit chuckling to myself the time you guys
making jokes hilarious, and you guys, we're doing this for a little over

(01:06:39):
two years. I just found youguys last year and it was great to
be able to tell my stranger dangerousstories and to hear some people having those
experiences as well. I mean,I know it's not exclusive to myself obviously,
and that's what sucks about it.And I'm glad that you guys have
been ship light on it and aswell as the crime. So you guys

(01:07:03):
talk about that not everybody speaks of, especially transgender women that have been a
murder that not everybody speaks about,and that's really awesome. Um, I'm
really sad you guys are quitting.Though understandable, I agree it does take
a toll on you. Hearing aboutthe details and just putting yourself in those

(01:07:28):
shoes really really takes an emotional tollon you. I mean, I know
it doesn't mean for that little bitof that case, but um, yeah,
so understandable. However, here's anidea pitched to you guys earlier.
How about the strange danger stories.You know, every two weeks thirty minutes

(01:07:54):
stops not thinking too crazy, keepingthe casual, you know, like you,
I says a little podcast friends.Um but yeah, that's pretty solid
right there. Yeah, yeah,and we love you and thanks so much
for doing this and uh, Ihope you guys great success and much love

(01:08:17):
too well three of you. MerryChristmas. Bye, Thank you Salma for
your sorry for your story, foryour good a message. Wow, Britney
is on at the pilot. Yeahyeah, um man, that's a pretty
good uh keeping a casual yeah,ain't mad at that? And they keeping

(01:08:39):
a casual yeah. When when Salmasaid keeping it keeping a casual me and
just being looked at each other.I uh, we're finally like done with
We're done. You don't have anymoreyeah for this one? Oh yeah,
well yeah man, this is ourlast and final podcast. We love each

(01:09:06):
and every one of you to thebottom of our cold, black dead hearts.
Yeah. Honestly, if it wasn'tfor you guys, we would not
have probably made it as far aswe have. Yeah. Um, but
but I what I was just gonnasay, Yeah, you guys, just
fans is definitely the reason you guyscontinue as far as you just sure,

(01:09:26):
yeah, definitely especially Actually, Isay fans is a weird word to say.
You guys. Listeners, Yeah,listeners. Yeah, we don't like
saying fans. It's it's weird,but uh, it's gross, especially the
people that we interact interact with inour Facebook group. Yeah, we had
a good time in the We're gonnakeep on keep it going. You know.
Um, I don't you guys haven'theard the last from us. It's

(01:09:50):
no, I don't think anyways.Yeah, we need we need a solid
break. Definitely, solid break,definitely. You know, we're gonna keep
brains storming and see what change thetopic happens next. Yeah, I do
like, I do like keeping me. Maybe whatever we do next, maybe
we'll keep in the stranger danger.I like keeping the stranger Danger segment because

(01:10:13):
I love Um. I love thatthat gives you guys an outlet to tell
your stories, whether they be funny, whether they be serious. We love
giving you guys an outlet for thosetype of stories. Yeah, and we
love doing this. You know,almost three years and this was our we
wanted to be. We wanted tofeel like your guys as friends. Yeah,
and I think we've accomplished that.I do. You know, we've

(01:10:34):
heard a lot, We've had alot of comments and reviews about how you
know, you guys are it's likelistening to my best friends. Yeah,
and we wanted to do that fromthe beginning and we've achieved that. Um,
it's really hard to end this episode. I think I'm still in shock.

(01:10:54):
Like I don't even I think it'llhit you when it comes to next
weekend when you're supposed to write thewhen it gets closer to you starting to
write the episode, if you're procrastinating, you like, yeah, and then
you're not going to write anything anymore. I know. It's crazy. No,
it's been such a wild ride.It's been fun, like too,
nobody's from nowhere. We've pulled thisoff. We've accomplished a lot of things

(01:11:17):
and and I'm proud of what wedid here. Yeah, you too.
It just it does get rough,and I'm glad you guys understand that.
I'm glad you guys understand it's timeto call it. Yeah, it takes
a toll on you when you talkabout murder every single week. So,
um, Salma did give us aan idea to do the stranger danger.
You know, why don't we doa stranger danger? But um, maybe

(01:11:40):
we'll just in then we will continuewith that. You know, we'll continue
with that, maybe we'll do somethingmore and just to add that in.
Yeah, we'll talk about it.But like Justine said earlier, we are
going to take a long break frompodcasting, maybe six months to a year.
Yeah. Um, editing is abitch, appecially when your hands are
falling off because you have Carpaltonnel.Yeah, I got Carpaltonne all y'all,
So it's all the fucking bitch.It all sucks. Yeah, um man,

(01:12:04):
Okay, well fuck, this isthe end. So for guys,
all right, can we get onelast cheers in here? Yes, cheers?
We love all you guys. Youknow what, three year cheers,
the three years I love you?And shit. Oh also, I do

(01:12:25):
want to give a big shout outto our fucking day ones. Yeah,
our day ones, and then evenlike the ones that that have been listening
to like to us from like episodefive, episode ten or whatever, because
we're on episode one thirty now theredidn't so anybody who's been listening listening to
us from you know, the beginning, we fucking love you. Yeah.

(01:12:45):
Anybody who's sending stranger dangers, welove you. Anybody who's recommended a case
to us, and we didn't getto. We love you. We love
you every single one of you.Guys. Um, if you guys want
to follow us on our social media'ssince I'm we'll be checking in on the
podcast on I'm not gonna give itup. It's still ours. Um.
You can follow me Justine at Justinijus t I n I E underscore V

(01:13:11):
on every single platform. I keptit uniform. Yeah I didn't though,
So if you want to follow meon Instagram, mine is oh underscore Brittany
br I t t anywy or youcan just search my name. I'm sure
it'll pop up and then on theTwitter Twitter. On my Twitter it is

(01:13:34):
Brittany Litz, so it's br tt any y l I t Z.
There you go play. All right, Scotty, what you got scott so
Gonzo like them up at on prettymuch everything, Scotso Gonzo. There you
go? Perfect? All right,Thanks guys for listening three years, Yeah,

(01:13:54):
hundred episodes. Man, whoa crazyweird. We appreciate you all for
listening to us our fucking hot assmesses, our pot mess up. What
however you want? Yeah, Idon't know, even though you guys are
finishing just now I feel like I'vebeen gone for a while. You have

(01:14:14):
it so long, an idiot,stupid ass. All right, guys,
well that's it for us. Wewon't catch you next week or the next
or the next or the next,and remember and never fucking forget. Is
the last time it's say my tagline. Okay, keep your pepper spray on

(01:14:36):
you, perfect Justine. Yeah.Remember. Yeah, there's a lot of
desert out there which we are sayingto it's about damn crame. Also,
it turns out that's not where Jimmyhoff is buried. Oh yeah, oh

(01:14:56):
Jesus Christ. Doctors are going crazy. Okay, well, guys, we
love you, We love you,love you, thank you so much,
and we're gonna miss you. Keepin touch. Yeah, and I love
you and I love you and Ilove you and I of course I love
you. I hope. So whoashe struggled her to say that she loved

(01:15:16):
you, love you. I've beengoing for this. I've been handling this
for a while. So let mecry in peace everywhere. Okay, sorry,
anybody to bring a touch into it? Okay, all right, guys,
all right, we didn't cry.We didn't cry. Okay, I
gotta go the dogs are acting crazy. Okay, let them in shut up.

(01:15:38):
Maybe they're just trying to say bye. Guys that are just also trying.
The dogs are saying goodbye. Yes, all right, Okay, love
you guys, love you, seeyou. This is strange. Just do
it like Nike he love you gross. Okay bye, love you
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