ep. 211: Tony from Hack The Movies - the Bottom 5 WORST Christmas films of all time debate 2024 - drunk edition

TOO SOON FOR A SEQUEL? Tony from the fantastic Hack The Movies returns to the podcast for a follow up the Top 5 Christmas films debate to talk about the bottom 5 worst of all time. In true Christmas part form, this was recorded after maybe 5-6 hours of drinking Guinness... so you know what to expect.

Judging this contest once again is the brilliant Cayley from Who Are These Podcast and her YouTube show Once Over With Cayley.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Give me like a nice soft soft because you know,
I do want to thank all of you for coming
in here. And I know maybe I said a few
things that were.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Maybe a tinge off color.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
You know, I mean I accused you of fucking your daughters.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, I don't mean that. I don't know if
you're sucking them.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I mean, I haven't peeped since I looked at my
aunt's window when I.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Was a kid.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
But you wouldn't really fuck your daughters. Maybe you'd let
them jerk you off. Who knows, But that's not my business.
So maybe you eat a ass who put it through school,
you know what I mean, I could understand it. Maybe
she walks around in a Calvin's creeping so far up arressed.

(01:09):
It's wiping up Pancreas you're sitting on your chair in
the living room. Your prick is hard like steel. Nobody's
looking you drop a load.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's what family's all about, Jacob and the people from Texas.
They came to New York to have a nice vacation.
And all I'm telling him is to use her like
some kind of receptacle.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
To shoot his load in a face on a back
in an hour. Get it. I didn't mean that I
love Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I fuck a lot of girls in Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And you, Dunski, I didn't mean that you're a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You don't have to fuck your your girlfriend's friend.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You should fuck her.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Come on, you know you want to chump away on
that little slice aze.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But that's your business.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Maybe you'll just drive a home and you'll go home
and just think about her and jerk off whatever makes
you happy.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And Janet, Janet the divorce.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't care if she blows you. She should love you.
Suck his dick till the veins are blue. Suck his

(02:55):
dick till you take his goo. Merry Merry Christmas. Pull
his prick, slap his bulls, eat his ass till your

(03:18):
tongue is brown. Merry Merry Christmas. Shoot your ward high

(03:40):
in the sky, Sprinkle it all around, give her some
give her to double loads for you and you when

(04:00):
you marry Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas to you.
It's time to go. I've got to shoot my goal.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Take care.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It is hugely Hello everybody, and we are back for
the final of the Christmas Special episodes. I'm the final
episode of twenty twenty four. Potentially will there be a
New Year's Eve episode? Possibly not, but we will see.
But that means no. What We've got tier to do today?

(05:32):
Which is a phrase that I keep using, and I
keep stuttering on, and I insist on using it. This
is the sequel to the twenty twenty four Top five
Christmas Albums, where we talk about the bottom five Christmas films,
not albums. I should go back and me do that.
I won't because I'm busy and I want to go

(05:54):
lyron drinking and doing nothing that's fun. So of course
we have the return of Tony from Hacked the Movies.
I really like Tony. He is a very funny guy,
very opinionated, and I'm a huge Hacked the Movies fan.
And of course we need a judge for this. So
the judge returning is the brilliant host of Once Over

(06:16):
with Killy and the important part of who these podcasts?
Sorry I'm allergic to fake compliments, the Great Chilly aka
Lucy Typebox. She returns for the judgment role. I gotta
give a heads up on this. At the time of

(06:38):
recording this particular stream, I had gone out Earlier that day,
I took my mom to the Christmas market. In time,
I'd had a really big Stein beer, which you can
see on Instagram over it at the Hugely on Instagram.

(06:58):
So I'd been drinking from lunchtime. I had got home
and had another few drinks, and by the time we
had recorded this episode it was about six hours later,
and I had been drinking the whole time. Frankly, So
I guess you could say keep that train and rolling,
as they would say, And I don't know who would

(07:20):
say that the fact, No, I do know who said that.
It was the guy in office Christmas party, which is
something they get mentioned later on in this episode. Eh,
So what you're gonna hear? Not sober at all, hugely
more so than usual. Well, usually I'm buzzed with this one,
just flat out drunk. But it's funny. You're going to

(07:42):
enjoy it. I already plugged the Instagram so Twitter. It's
at the Hugely. To see the video version of this episode,
go the Huge Entertainment on YouTube. Become a member, get
access to ours and ours of all previous episodes, fully
unsensed videos, all kinds of stuff being and getting ourselves

(08:05):
in trouble there and it's great fun. But we're not
gonna hang around much longer. We're gonna go into the
bottom five Christmas episodes. Fucking hell, I messed it up again,
another mistaque that I won't go back and re record
the bottom five Christmas films of all time? What are
the worst? And we're gonna say Killy Tony FROMAK the Movies, Hello,

(08:31):
you know what a chilly? That last episode we did
was so fucking terrible. I did not get along without
a Talian guy at all. I don't care if he's
dated black woman. I don't care if he's Italian. That's
not an excuse. So thankfully, what we're gonna do today
is the bottom five worst Christmas films of all time,

(08:54):
and Killy has thankfully got such a great replacement from
that fucking guy that we're going to have a much
better time with the great and the one and only
money Musket Mommy, how you doing today? Oh fuck, hey Tony.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
People confuse me for bandy muskets all the time. We're twins.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Basically, hey Tony, you missed it. Earlier Killy was doing
this impression of me talking shit about you, playing clips
it was hilarious, and it was all that kind of
shit going, and I was like, this crazy lady is crazy.
It's going to make it. Take the stuff I say
are the context. She's a crazy person.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I can't help it.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I'm a woman. What can I say?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
You certainly are I certainly are for putting that clip
of me saying farts on Twitter. Thank you for that,
really really good job, husey.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
With a minute, I'm not actually too sure what you mean.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
You're looking for. I know you're looking for the clip
right now.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Look, because I no, it's just now I'm gonna drop
of you saying thank you for putting that clip of
me saying cunt farts on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
You're gonna run into sub problems with YouTube if you're
dropping cunt farts repeatedly.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Now that came out of my penis, so he tagted me.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I'm like, I know exactly what fucking clip it? Sure enough,
there it was.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
He But before we get started on this Christmas film conversation,
I'm just gonna say, Killy, I love horror films, but
I don't like the originals. I like pequels specifically, I'm
not so much the sacond month. I like when we

(10:57):
get to a third in this series. If I wanted
to see somewhere to see a review of a third
film in a horror franchise, Eh, where can I go?
And shit like that.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I have absolutely no idea. There are so many options.
I don't know what you're leading me into.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Shut up. I was gonna say, maybe I could check
once Over with Kie and she saw three.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh yeah, that's right. I did just put them.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Even I knew what he was leading you to, and
I'm like, oh, is Kaylee doing some bit?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
No, I've had a long I've had a long day.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I know.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
That's a great question, Hughes. He is what I was
trying to say. You could go over to once Over
with Kaylee to see my recent review with my good
friend Cookie about the movie saw.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Three, six hundred and thirty four blow chops in five days?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Also true.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
You said you had a long day and you thought
why not lying down with Husy and Tony from Hack
the Movies.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
Yep, six hundred and thirty four blow chops in five days.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
You really need to rethink the decisions to make it.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I know it's true. Here's you get him out of here.
I really just wanted to hang with you.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
What the hell, Mama Mia.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Mama Mia is never gonna get old.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
He's Italian. So what we're going to do today, not
even what we're going to do today. First thing I've
got to explain is the sunglasses. Yesterday I recorded an
episode of What Game Is This? With Annie? I mean,
reviewed the Guardians of the Galaxy game. Here's the problem.

(12:49):
That day, I've had this fish p stry thing for
dinner and it didn't go down so well. Then I
had this great idea of I'm gonna start drinking immediately,
which didn't go down so well.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
On top of that, it's fucking December, the thirteenth of
the time of according this, it was unseasonably warm yesterday
and I almost legitimately passed out.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
During the course of recording it. I couldn't breathe because
of the heat of the house and the light of
this camera hely Little was so fucking bright that it
was burning my eyes. So today I am sunglassing it up.
And I know what you're gonna say, Tony, I look

(13:38):
really bad.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
As if you want to be badass like me, you
fucking do.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
It exactly, Giggy, Tony say something in Italian.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh fuck cool, though I forgot the fire Christmas glasses
over there, but I don't feel like walking across the room.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
So if I wanted to see you Tony Revier film
weren't have fire glasses. But I didn't want to have
to actually pay for it. Like if I wanted to
be on YouTube, Oh well give it away, But what
is the address that I could go to watch? Hey,
maybe a horror film potentially shouted Christmas would make it

(14:24):
even better.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Well, I did just review Silent Night, Deadly Night, and
I were my green shaff it with the terror. Everyone's
gonna think what gay the whole time. But yeah, we
talked about the original Silent Night, Deadly Night where it's
fortieth anniversary. Uh, is it the best Santa slasher? It's
not the first, but some people think it's the best.

(14:47):
I don't think it's the best, but we talk about
it at length and wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Also, if you want to talk about the better of
the Silent Night Silent Night, Deadly Night movies part two,
you listen to the Black Cast, which I was on
today talking about part two.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
It's just the first movie.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
It's like, basically, okay, it's the first movie. But with
additional funny kills.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yes, and the mean the garbage Day.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
And garbage Day. Yeah, it's better.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Come on. Yeah, Silent Deadly Knight, very fun movie. We
had fun talk about it, and I'm doing like a giveaway.
It's on my YouTube community tab. We have an autograph
from the killer from the movie that I'm giving away.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
So that's Tony. There's comment here, it's just Tony's. My
volume is low. It's not particularly low, but if you
can just bump it up, just the leaves this it's
a bit high.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Peak that was that was peaking for sure.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Okay, is this good?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's very good.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
So I have Twitter and opening links and I have
stream Yard making my mic either really quiet or really loud.
I just can't win this week. I cannot wait.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Well, well I did tell you not the diyn load.
Let's just say, okay, so what we're gonna do today
is well, the last time twenty was on and I
had agree at time under the fantastic judgment of Chilly
even though she was a bitch that let that fucking
piece of shit. When I don't take it personally, that's okay,

(16:29):
I get over it really quick. Do you think I
give a fuck that this fucking cunt bitch fucking was
on the payroll at this shithead from Italy or whatever
the fuck he's from. Not my fucking country. Island is full.
So I clearly didn't give you shit. It's just a
bit of fun. We had a good time.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, it was like, you're having a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, so did you. So what we're gonna do today?
Instead of the top five greatest step greatest Christmas Films,
We're going to do the bottom five. One of the
great things of Christmas is that there's so many films
to watch, and there are some unbelievable piles of shit,

(17:16):
Like some of the legitimate worst films I've ever seen
came out for the Christmas season. One of them isn't
Red One. I heard your review, Tony and europiece of shit?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh I am yeah, Yeah, No one sucked?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
They are what?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Red One was terrible?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
So you want to get killed?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
What did you What did you like about Red One?
Except for all the stuff they ripped off from the
Marvel movies that you love.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
There's nothing wrong with Marvel movies, okay, Tony? Oh speaking
of movies, And I know Tony will hate this because
I'm not a racist at this Christmas sweater.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
You that's not musket.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Red One was absolute garbage. This is very rare for me.
But I dozed off in the middle of it in
the theater, which i've almost I don't think I've ever
done like. That's how like the movie has no identity
of its own. It's just taking from everything else. The
rock his power in the movie is ant Man, and

(18:35):
Chris Evans' character trait is ant Man. The rock shrinks
and Chris Evans is a thief who needs to reconnect
with his kid. I'm like, he just split ant Man
in half. And then Santa's House is just the castle
from Thor. It even has a long bridge like in Thor.
I'm like, they literally just put different movies in a
blender and went you kind of like this right? It

(18:58):
was complete gard It's not on my list, but it
is complete garbage. I don't know why you liked it
so much.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Easy show me what suns takeoff platform ox he looks like,
then smart guy.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I don't think he actually has a platform.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Then, then how do you know what novel it looks like?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm not saying it's I'm saying it looks too much
like Thor. They just made the whole thing Thor. It
was a steampunk Thor world.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
This is the thing. Rad one was made for Kidge
and we enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's okay, I will say the Crampis makeup and Crampis's
castle with all the monsters was awesome, Like it looked good.
What was happening was garbage, and it was in a
garbage film. But the creature design was amazing, and that

(19:51):
maybe even more mad that it was wasted on such
a bad movie.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I heard they filmed that castle scene in the plea
we get all your jokes roasted?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Oh fuck you? Are we getting to this list?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah? But of course before we get started, there's a
woman on the show. Tony's Italian. I'm a drunk sexist.
So the goal today is one sixty nine. If we
can reach one sixty nine, that will not only be perverted,
but it will be hilarious because she's a woman.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
So the last hit the goal. We gotta hit the goal.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, did you hear him and his I'm in his
bad books.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Now you finally got on his bad books?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Would you say, yeah, how did it take you so long,
I feel like it's not that hard.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Well, I had a thank you. I had a guest
on the show about a week ago or maybe two
weeks ago, and it didn't go well.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
I'm coming over to fuck use his mouth and then
I'm gonna go through his friend.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
And that wasn't the part that pissed him off. It
was the fact that we kind of laughed about Melton's
shall we say underage comedy jokes and yeah, So what
we're gonna do today is Kelly is here to judge
the bottom five. Kelly, of course, gets to decide who

(21:13):
starts with their list. Kelly, who would you like to
begin the list for the worst Christmas films of all time?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I think that it only makes sense for the winner
to go first, so of course that would be Tony.
I'm sorry to rub it in again, I'm not that sorry.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
First up on my list? Use it. You said you
got the director's cut of Dingle all the way right,
How did you enjoy it?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, the funny thing is I didn't get to see
it because it turned out that I ordered an American
only version, so I then had to thank you. So
I then just bought a regular DVD, and I get
a really drunk watching it in my home cinema.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
By the way, Yes, well, I like Drink all the way.
I saw it in Uh. I saw it thirty five
millimeter projection a few years back, and I watched it
last night with a lady and then I was reminded,
oh right, they made a sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy.
So my first pick is Jingle All the Way Too.

(22:19):
Just a movie devoid of comedy. There's nothing redeemable in it.
It has a by the numbers plotline. There's supposed to
be like a funny twist, but you call it right
away and then you're bored the rest of the movie
waiting for this twist to happen. Larry the Cable it
feels weird to be like, wow, the acting wasn't as

(22:42):
good as Arnold Schwarzenegger, but when you're Larry the Cable Guy,
you actually suck more than Arnold. Uh yeah, it's just
a terrible garbage film. I am upset that WWE produced it,
I believe, Uh yeah, and it just it sucks.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Hey, how did the afterwards of the did go? Last night?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
It went fine? Everything was fine.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Is she watching tonight. Did you tell her about the strip?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
She was like, it's fine. So I set her the
link and I'm like, yeah, but I really think you
shouldn't launched it.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I don't know if she is, if she is watching,
I just want to say that that's really funny and
I enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well. I actually have an impression of Tony's penis. Nice.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I am getting date four guys anyway, jingle all the
way to uh it went direct to video or I
think it went direct to like TV or something?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Hang on did it? Four? Yeah? So three did?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
She sucked it? Then?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Well, this is my last episode of It's usual.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I will say that came out of my penis.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I will say the only have you guys seen Dringle
all the way to either of you?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
I watched?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
How did you feel about it?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Which person? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Either of you?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
And what do you want at the same time?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yes, it's okay, it's completely completely awful.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay, yeah, so what it is? People? Man might not
know this? W W shut up a a film division
that is basically a TAKS fight off so they can
they can span it's Chantino Morella.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
With Santina Morella.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, yes, that's right, everybody. I like wrestling fucking much. Okay,
enough enough.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
When my favorite when WW Pictures just gave up on
making them vehicles for the wrestlers and just started producing
random movies like Oculus, like one of the best horror
movies ever. It started with the WW logo and I went, oh,
this is gonna be shit, and then it was a
great movie, and I'm like, what did WW have to
do with any of this? They just grabbed a movie
and distributed it.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Well, but benchmin Man deserved Oscar. But that is a
very good pick. That is a very good pick for shit.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
And I was gonna say, the best way to watch it, though,
is with the Hack the Movies commentary track on Patreon.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
But but if I if I went to sign up
to that Petreon, and that's that's probably gonna be like
what triple quadruple figures or something. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, it's a five dollars a month for the commentary
tract here, and with that you get all the bonus videos.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's way so I sign up for like one fucking
commentary track and I have to pay you want.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
All of them. But if you wanted just one commentary track,
like say, the Madam Web commentary track. You can purchase
it without pledging, but you get more if you pledge.
Like the jingle all the way to commentary track.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Why wouldn't I want to hear that? That sounds like.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
It's me with Casey because her favorite movie is stringled
all the way apparently, so so I may suffer through that.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
If she has big fucking tits, she says like a
good woman. Well, speaking of terrible sequels.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
A wholesome person on my show, there's nobody more sweet
and genuine than.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I don't like the soigns of her at all. I
hope she gets her I hope she gets cunt cancer.
I speaking of terrible sequels, Tony, you should jingle all
the way to number five My worst, my fifth worst
Christmas film of all time, Bad Santa two. Really, No,

(27:08):
I'm being sarcastic.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I didn't think it was that bad.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I only I'm not usually I'm chandler bing. I'm the
sarcastic one, Tony, could you be more of a pedophile
that came out of my penis? Anyway? So I, as
you can see, this is some hybrid comedy. We're having
some good times, some some larks as they say, the

(27:35):
serious thing. Let's get back on track here. I thought
that Bad Santa Too was awful. This is there's a
really good film that the Rock made and it's not
Red One. It's called Baywatch. But in other people have
said it's bad simply because inst excuse me, sir. But

(27:57):
instead of coming up with stuff like like jokes are with,
they just say fuck all the time. I don't go
for that. Okay, this is a this is a high
bray show. So I thought that Bad Santa two was awful.
I never really like Bad Santa one. I thought it

(28:19):
was overreaded, but I'm never coming on hock the movies again.
Shut up, thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
It was okay. Everyone knows I hate Lake comedy sequels
like Dumb and Dumber two.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
You're talking about.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
But Bad Santa two I thought was like mediocre at best,
but it wasn't good enough to watch like I watched
Bad Sana every year. I have yet to rewatch Bad
Santa Too. Like I feel like if it was like on,
i'd like enjoy it, but I've never gone out of
my way to watch it again. But I didn't. I
wasn't miserable in the theaters watching it like. It wasn't
like something got ruined. It was just like, oh yeah,

(29:10):
it's just another pat saying that's whatever.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I was miserable watching it because it had been hyped
up forever. We'd heard about it since what two thousand
and five. It come out eleven years later. I'm getting
all excited, thinking, yes, your new Christmas comedy to watch
the high bar that we've had, such as Office Christmas Party,
the hilarious film about Internet Connection. Whoo, who could have

(29:38):
a Christmas film with like Internet connection talk? That's good shit.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You're talking about Office Christmas Party. Yeah, never saw.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
It, you'd like it. It's called Office Christmas Party? What have
you get in there? At number four, Tony, you bastard?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Number four is the new anime Grinch movie, but for
one specific reason. Look, I could separate commercial Christmas from
like real Jesus Christmas. But at one point in The Grinch,
the Who's are singing song about Jesus, and now I

(30:16):
have to imagine that there's like a Jesus who in
this world, and that is Crucifix is all wonky and wobbly,
and it maybe just asked too many questions and I
went fuck this movie.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Do you know that Santa is not real?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah? But I could separate Santa's stuff away from Christian Jesus.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
The exact same lie. It's the same lie.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
I don't understand that at all.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I just I can't do it. I can't imagine a
who Jesus on a wobbly crucifix. It's making me ask
too many goddamn questions. Mm hmmmm. Also, the movie just
wasn't that good. Did hughes I didn't die?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
It's possible, Okay, it's possible. Let's continue talking about the
Grinch movie. I did not actually see it.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I felt like I had no obligation to.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
No, you did it. I mean, it's just the Grinch again,
it's a little different. It's he's like he actually walks
around town as the Grinch. Everyone knows him, but they
don't really care about except for this scene where the
Who's are following him singing this very Christian song and
they're like, harass again. I'm just like, I don't like this.
I don't like this.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
What's your favorite of the Grinch movies?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
What fucking question? The first one, the animated short one.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I don't know that I'm Jewish. You think I know
the things about the Christmas movies?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
What the hell didn't know?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
What did you die? Hu's it? What happens?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I died, but I was raisen because I'm not Jewish. Hey, hey,
I completely agree with you. Did I interrupt you? By
the way.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
She wanted to know what the best Grinch movie is,
and it's nearly like the sixties animated one.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, the one that Jim Carrey was in.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
No, you tell motherfucker the sixties.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Jim Carrey's better than animation when he sings that song
and that really hot gig. I was gonna talk about
the kedda tall. I had to run for a piss oh,
because I because I have you well, but out of
my dick though not not not any other type of

(32:38):
vulgar way, okay, but you know I hit to get political. Wow.
But I remember when this Grinch film is coming out
a I was, I had was ready to protest it
because Scott Moser was involved in the production. He was
a Kevin Smith's partner, and I used to work for

(33:00):
Captain Smith, and I fucking hit him more on that
litter but I'll never tell you. And and then on
top of that, not to complain about wokeness. I love
hip hop and all this stuff, but they put a
Tyler the Creator in charge of the soundtrack, just like yeah,

(33:21):
and it's really there's nobody else available. John Williams doesn't
do music for Christmas films. If we had to get
Tyler the Creator, a guy who's notoriously edgy and over
the top and offensive with his lyrics and all this stuff,
but we need to get him.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
To do the cover in the Jim Carrey movie is
also pretty bad. But this Tyler the Creator one is
god awful.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, No, and I like Tyler the Creator. He's got
some as they say, dope, shit, that's what money must get.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Text's what they say. I hear them saying that often.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
If anyone is wondering what twenty means by they he's
talking about the He's not a fan, He's Italian and
he means every word he says.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I'm filming with many the speaking aushold, what are you
watching it? Don't worry about it?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Review in twelve years.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
No, we're not.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
What a trouble maker that guy was. Yeah, he got
off with a job and he's like, I'm going to
go to work. It's like you're you're, you're one of
the bad ones. I'm going to tell people about, dude.
He but yeah, the Grinch is completely unnecessary at a
time when the original and not the original, the Jim

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Carrey version was played so regularly, regularly whatever the pronunciation is,
and it also wasn't a box office hit, so Tony
was proven right in the end. At number four, I'm
going to go with a film called Trapped Them Paradise.

(35:15):
This is a Nicholas Kids, John Lovets and Danna Carvey
hilarious classic. I'm laughing already that it said. It's three brothers,
three fucking Italians. I do not like them. They smell,
they're greasy, and they don't bring on my bitsa pie.

(35:37):
Oh no not you, I mean somebody else, somebody else.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry the big a big
dealer video Italian. So what it is is it's three
brothers who say we're going to commit a bank robbery
in this time I think it's literally called paradise. And
they say we're going to get in there, the fucking

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Robert and we're going to get out before this snowstorm comes,
and then it'll be they'll be stuck. There'll be days
before they can investigate it. We'll never get caught, and
wouldn't you know it, it's good stuff. They get caught
in the snowstorm, so they rob the bank and then
they're stuck in the time paradox. It's really funny stuff.

(36:23):
You gotta say it.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
I'm seeing a nineties match and Amikas in this, so
I might actually check it out. She's the girl from
Twin Peaks, one of the girls from Twin Peaks.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, to be honest, nothing about this sounds bad.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, why is it? I see this advertised all the
time on TV, but I've never watched it. Why why
is it bad?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Well, because if you've seen it, you will say that
somebody bad.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
You just told us the plot synopsis, and it sounded interesting.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Why you can if you could stop shouting me from
one second to I can, maybe maybe I could get
a word in. Okay, Jesus you you were right about
these Italians killing Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
You saying about Italians. Mama Mia, so in it.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Diana Carvey, who I don't think is Italian, plays this
unbelievably stupid, fucking, dumb, greasy, sweaty fucking Italian piece of ship.
He smells.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
He's selling the goddamn Senator and Godfather too. I like,
I have a review coming out for that. You sound
exactly like him in that scene.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Fucking ah and he smells and he's stupid. I don't
already said that part, but it's just it's it's it's
a very unfunny can't money. And this was during the
time when Nicholas Kids he was not an official I

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wouldn't say a star, but he was getting a lot
of octing work. But he was saying yes to everything.
And the ending, which I'm going to give away, sorry, Killy,
I don't mean the ruin and the ending. Is it
a fucking Nicholas Kids decides, decides, decides to stay in

(38:28):
Paradise with the twin pick fucking her and and it's like,
wait a minute, you just met her two days ago,
so you're not going to move into her house on
Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Like a terrible idea.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
You see, you're not doing a great job of selling
this to your judge over here.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I got I met a guy and then got married
in like a week once.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
So you like the worst judge for it.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
And it ended in divorce. But but I'm just saying.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Oh we did. I can't believe it. That didn't work out?
Hang on, So could have this except for literally Eddie one.
You could have asked literally Eddie one.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
You could have went to it. They would have been like,
I don't know who you are, lady, but that's a
bad idea.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Wait a minute, you were mined for last than a week.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
No, No, I married a guy that we we had
known each other for a while, but we had we kissed,
and then one week later we got married.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Six hundred and thirty four blow chops in five days.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Yes, that's exactly how.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
We did it. By the way, that Tonio Italian, you
know Andrew Dice claim.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Am I Italian? Has that been established enough? I feel
like we should repeat it more.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
He'll know what I mean. He divorced his last wife
because he literally goes, He goes, I don't want her
sucking my deck no more.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
That's my divorced.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
H that's a real man. But yeah, this film is terrible.
If I remember it, it's like fucking two hours long.
And then shockingly, behind the scenes there was production issues
apparently fucking they Nicholas Cage ended up taking over the
production and directed the majority of the should because the

(40:29):
first director get fired some shit like that. I don't know.
I've been drinking. Trapped in Pyritas is my number four pick.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Uh. I'll give you some credit because I'm looking. You
said they're Italian brothers, right, but John Lovetz is playing
an Italian, the very Jewish John Lovitz. I don't agree
with that. And Dana Carvey, who played like the most
offensive Italian stereotype and master of the skies. You might

(41:00):
have me sold there. I don't like that. They're impasta face.
We do not accept pasta face in this house.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Uh my turn, yes, number three, number three?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Okay, so I Tony, this side place, Jesus, this movie
happened is so boring. I'm only watching this wondering how
many inches in can Casully leave a lips to cring
around my hawk?

Speaker 5 (41:28):
So you can always watch my popsicle reviews to find
out the answer to that question.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
You're gonna you're gonna chop his cogo with a fork
and knife? What the fuck?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah? Yeah, exactly, very lady like.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
They don't need to swear Tony shed forking knife and
you don't need to bring full language talk my number
three thick hang on a second, So that's a ten
dollars donation. So we are now dying to one fifty
nine before we get.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
To go, guys, the goal. Let's get the goal in.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
This movie is an okay action movie, not the best
in the series, but it's definitely the worst Christmas movie
in the series. Die Hard Too, Diehard two, it's just okay,
it's not great, but like I will argue die Hard
being a Christmas movie till the day I die die
Hard Too, Like it is Christmas again, but there's nothing

(42:23):
fucking Christmas y and die Hard Too other than the snow.
Like Christmas doesn't really play into it at all, really,
and it's just another reason. It's another one of the
things that just makes the movie just kind of a
bland rehash of the first one. Oh, it's John McClain.
He got wrapped up a terrorist again on Christmas again.
William Appington's there again. He's hanging out with a different

(42:46):
black cop because we left Carl Winslow in La. Yeah,
the Christmas stuff doesn't really play into the plot at all,
and it upsets me as someone who loves the first
one for how Christmas he it is?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Well, black Cop and the Shack One.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I can't even remember his name because he's such a
forgetable character.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Hold on, that's because there was no black cop in
the Shack one.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yes, there was.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
No. The only black cop in the Shack One was
a comio from Sergeant al Pole from the first one.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
No, no, no, the other guy. God damn it. Now
I can't find I.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
I want Eusy to be right on.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
The ar Evans Evans as Leslie Barnes. He helps Uh,
he helps Sean McLean out for a little bit in
the movie.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, he works at the airport. So what are you
trying to say? All cops look alike?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, I'm better than you, Tony, Your sacredly gay.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Are the diapers for piss or shit? But look, the
movie's not good, all right, even if Franco Neiro is
in it Italian legend Franco Niro. Uh, but yeah, it's
not a good Chris film. It's it's a mediocre Diehard
film and an even worse Christmas film.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Okay, I'll give you this. You're definitely right and that
it's one of it has a lot of that very annoying,
sequelly shit where like I think it's more than twice.
John McLean says some type of like I can't believe
I'm in another fucking air doctor Christmas.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, look at the same thing happened to the same
guy twice. It's like, yeah, that is kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Would not be hilarious if in Fast eleven, if Vin
Diesel actually goes hoping the same shit happened to the
same guy eleven times. But I have to say that
I also you did make a very good point in
that the the coincidentalness of whatever the fuck it's called

(44:51):
is annoying, and that McLean just so happens to see
those guys, one of them is black, he's a criminal, just.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Racial profiling, saved the day and diehard two.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Fucking ah so, and he just so happened to see
those fucking guys swapping the packages. He just so happened
to bump into General Custard whatever the fuck his name
was at the on the on.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
The Colonel Stewart was the bad guy who was trying
to get General Esperanza free.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Is that true, Tony? That that's how you go ready
for the show by doing the naked martial arts.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Carey's seen it, She's been here.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Yeah, it's horrific.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
She's like, Tony, can you do this like before I come, like.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
No, everyone needs to see A ritual is a ritual.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And yeah, but I have to say that I love
Diehard Too. And I remember as a kid for the
first time that that twist when you find like that
they've swapped the fucking amo with the blanks the first
time you see that, that's an unbelievable twist. That when

(46:14):
you rewatch die Hard Too and you notice that the
two soldiers shoult of laughing and giggling while they're trash
talking the thing, I think you're fucking mantle. I think
that Diehard Too is brilliant, and I think you're wrong cock.

(46:34):
That's you.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Look, it's a fine actual movie. It's just the Christmas
stuff sucks in it. The first one had like Christmas
music and all this other shit, and this one is
just Christmas is just there.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I don't hear any Christians music in this recording.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Its something's supposed to be playing or nope, oh.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
He doesn't hear any doesn't hear anny.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
My pronunciation maybe off I've had a couple of Steve
Wiser's Boom That's Christmas Music come to offer him brought
up a bump. Bum My Number three is a fucking
awful partly ship the Night before the Seth Rogan, Joseph

(47:28):
Gordon Loved and Anthony Mackie Ship Show. I really really
wanted to like this one so badly. I was a
Seth Rogan fan for a long time. Tony, You're you're
a movie guy and killer your critic as well. Have
you ever seen the Seth Rogan film where in the

(47:50):
film he takes a lot of drugs, he and he
ends up and he ends up dancing to a bunch
of I think it's like maybe eighties or a nineties song,
and he ends up hanging around the partying all night.
Have you ever seen that one?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah? I think I have seen that one and these
other ones.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah, I have seen that chap times.
I thought that it was great.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, at the time I liked it because I was
trying to convince myself that I like it. As you
get older, I come to really dislike the Joseph Gordon
love a character, and I am.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Oh far from the Dark Knight Rises. You're shitting on him.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
You were in the Dark Knight Risis.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I've mentioned it a couple times.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
You know. I really like the delay on the sound drops,
the awkward extra second. It really is really funny.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
So now it's going to be an awkward five seconds.
You've given that gift to us, Tony of it being
an awkward five seconds now every time.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Tran. So yeah. So in what this film is about
is Joseph Gordon loved is a guy who when he
was younger, tragically lost his parents during the Christmas season.
So one day his friend Seth Rogen and Anthony McKie,
who's black woke, decided to take him out for the

(49:32):
night and they ended up having this incredible night where
they tried to they've been like drinking, they when I
dancing and they get high, and they looked for tickets
for this exclusive party that is invite only and you
can't buy tickets all this stuff, and they've thought about
it for years and years and un as they get

(49:54):
into the later thirties early forties, they have not moved
on in their life. Anthony Mackie is now a athlete,
the famous athlete Seth Throgan, who's Jewish, dot there's anything
wrong with that? Has a got a woman pregnancy's due
for pregnancy, So they're not exactly looking to a party

(50:17):
as much as they used to. While Joseph Gordon love
It needs this every year because he's still getting over
his personal mental health problems, you fucking can't. So they
they eventually go out on this night. It is not funny.

(50:41):
Anthony Mackie has sex with a homeless woman. That smell
must have been disgusting. Seth Throgen gets wasted and nose
bleeds cocaine into somebody's drink. They fucking do a charaoke
to run the NC which is stupid. Who the fuck
was the Kaukey Boys?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
That's yay, I'm literally going to one on Sunday, But okay.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I'm yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I'm looking at a picture of the movie and they
did a good job of making sure you don't get
confused which characters which Joseph Gordon Levitz in regular Christmas sweater,
Anthony Mackie is in Christmas sweater with black Sanna on it,
and Seth Rogan is in Hanukkah sweater with a big
star of David. So you'll never get the characters confused,
you'll know who each character is, like the racism, the

(51:36):
body shaming. I'm sorry, you were just you were in apologiz.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
I was just saying how important it was to have tropes.
But I think that I got stepped on for a
reason there. That was the correct thing to do. That
was the correct thing to do.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
They're really on the nose there with this with the
costuming here.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, so they going for this party and at one
point they find the tickets. I can't remember how they
fucking go to it, and well, what's the rack and
ball singer? I've forgotten it? Miley Cyrus IRUs, Yeah is there?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I love that only the men knew the answer.

Speaker 11 (52:20):
Conan big, Conan gay Cyrus.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
By the way, Milly Cyrus is extremely unattractive and her
songs are ship and she is a cunt. But so
basically at this party they get to the party, Miley Cyrus,
who's like the higher guest, interrupts her performance. So the

(52:53):
juice of Gordon Loved can talk to his bitch ex
proposed to her and all this stuff. It is terrible.
I I hitted it. I was fucking disgusted that, Tony.
Have you seen hacked them. Have you seen The Night
Before the movies? Yes?

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Uh, more than I would like to. Uh. No, I
have not seen The Night Before. I was kind of
over seth Rogen at this point. His shick was getting old. Uh.
And now he what does he do? Now? He just
like complains about things and produces garbage. Uh and doesn't
answer James Franco's phone calls.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
No, so I missed this one.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
It looked really bad, and it seems like I was
right and it was really bad.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I can't believe that you have a show called Hack
the Movies, and there's so many movies you haven't seen.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
There's a lot of movies usually all right.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Name the smart guy, name two movies? Yeah, can you
do that movie?

Speaker 6 (53:50):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
You can't listen to him stall. He's just stalling right now, exactly.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Ant Man two, ant Man.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Three, go on.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Avengers Endgame, which I consider to be ant Man two
point five. See I hate a bunch of movies.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It's not before but diego Hey. Well, of course, so
we now go on to Ryan two, Tony, what is
your shack and worst Christmas film of all time?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Home Alone four? It fucking sucks. It's weird. It's weird
that it's Kevin. It's weird that everyone was recast but
somehow they got younger. It's weird that like, only one
of the Wet Bandits comes back, but he's dressed like
the other one. I think it's Marv dressed like Harry.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
It's just so stupid. The super high tech house, which
does like nothing cool, is garbage. I hate this movie.
I hate it so much. We reviewed every Home Alone
movie last year, and spoiler this got wors because it
is the worst home alone movie I've ever seen. At

(55:04):
a terrible Christmas film?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Have you seen Home Sweet Home Alone?

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yes, that was included. That one was also really bad,
but not as bad as this one.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Well, I'm working on a shake book called home Cinema
Sweet Home Cinema Alone. I have a home cinema.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Watching the Home alone movies at your home cinema.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah, well, especially the shack and one starring Donald Trump.
I have not seen Home Alone four because I watched
Home Alone two. At Home Alone three, I should say,
and it's fucking awful.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I've seen that. Everyone who says three is like the worst.
It's like, oh, you haven't seen the others? Three? Is
a work of art compared to the rest.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, I've seen a part of Home Alone five on TV.
It was like the ending of it. It has this
girl in it. I don't know her name. Something weird
is going on. I suspect a dirty digs. She was
in all of the Ouve Bowl films and then also

(56:09):
the what do.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
You call it? The Debbie?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, and she was in the Twilight. She's a young girl.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I suspect, uh, Joe Dell something. She's Jodel Mika. She
was like in Silent Hill and a bunch of other
like horror movies. For some reason, she's in that movie too.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
How the fun did you know her name?

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Because she was in Silent Hill and I was like
researching that recently because I might reveal it.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Oh really, and you researched her, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Tony?

Speaker 5 (56:43):
This is bad. Stop saying words, Tony, Stop saying words.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Docked, Tony, the pedal machine is coming for you and
you're in trouble. Yeah, unbelievable. I've never seen Home Alone four,
and yes.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
They're coming for me because I talked about the thirty
year old actress. My days are numbered?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Usual mm hmm, funny enough, You didn't talk about her
later work. I have never seen Home Alone four. I'm
going to bet that it never changes. It sounds shite. Oh.
I do have it on the Houston DVD because I
bought the Home Alone box set because I'm segre with

(57:33):
the gay at number two. I am going for one.
Adam Sandlers it crazy nights. Have you seen this one, Tonny.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Yes, I've seen it. I reviewed it, and in that
review I interviewed the director of the film.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Fucking show off.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
He's the worst.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I've come down. I've come down, but you're going back
up to the Hurr corner. I like the idea this because,
as far as I know, there's really not many Honkah films.
And I was also very excited about the fact that
this was like the Adam Sander All star cast and

(58:22):
not a bunch of them wrote the script. It wasn't
gonna be full of improvisation because it's animated. I remember
buying the DVD because it has like an in character commentary. Thought, well,
this is gonna be great, this would be hilarious. I'm
an Adam Sander defender. That's my boy is great. Fuck
your mother, if you think differently, your big hits bitch.

(58:47):
I went to see this and it's really bad. It's
not funny, it's gross, and it's basically it's basically a
guy being bullied for a whole film at Christmas while
he's trying to take care of as a special needs sister.

(59:09):
It's not funny at all, and it's just gross and
the poor kids, the poor old man is bullied and
picked on. I hit it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I mean the problem with that is that it's a
Christmas movie, but it's so wrapped up in the Honoka stuff,
just like, can we get back to the Christmas stuff?
The only Jew I want to hear about is baby Jesus.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Okay, you were telling me off Mike Tony about your
your problems.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
If the Jew's gone, I have no problems. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
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Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Nothing, question mark nothing. Really. He came on my channel
one time we reviewed Oh my god, what's the name
of the Cronenberg Twin movie? I'm blanking on the name
of that movie. Nobody really. Well, we we reviewed that
movie and then I found out that he doesn't know

(01:00:24):
how vaginas work, and then I never had him back
on my channel, and and he went through some treacherous
shit after that. So haven't heard from him since.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Uh doublet.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Wait wait, how did he not know? What was his
problem with Vagina's Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Well, you see that movie is about a obviously it's
a body horror movie, and so in the movie there's
a concept about a woman who has three cervixes and
how that is monstrous, and uh, he demonstrated many not
knowledge of how what of the difference between a cervix
and a vagina and just the general workings of that area.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
So oh and you want that all into the episode. Well,
that's probably, like Steve embarrassing at all.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
I'm pretty sure I zoomed in on his mouth while
he was describing it too. I might have slowed it down.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
And he didn't do your show again after that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
I know, it's shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
We stayed in touch a little bit after that, but
then he went through all of his three vlu ship
and I just.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
He he never did the show again. But they did
get married for a week.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Vagina work.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
But that was some standards. I have some standards.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Two dollars, Kelly, you should make this. People would like
to hear you said.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
It's from Matt Wilson and it says Hughesy is looking
very manly tonight hashtag not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Well, thank you, Mike Wilson. I do this for you.
There you go, And here's a roast joke for you. Achille.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
This is from Jacob Ryan and it says, Lucy, why
can't you keep a husband school? I think that we
all probably know the answer to that question. I'm insane.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
And also, Achille was actually born with two and this
is she has no country.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Yes, that's also true.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Okay, it's actually three.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
It works with the three cervixes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Actually, actually I thought I took that dime. Excuse me, apologies.
So to sum up, I'm not a fund it crazy
nice Okay, Tony, we have not come to the big one.
What is your number one at least favorite Christmas film

(01:02:49):
of all time?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Everyone's everyone knows this movie. It's a household classic. Beauty
and the Beach and a Chance to Christmas. The direct
video sequel to Beauty and the Beast. Okay, this is
one of those like interquel movies. So it's a year
after Beauty and the Beast, and everyone goes, hey, guys,
remember last year at Christmas time, we had that adventure

(01:03:14):
where we fought Tim Curry and he was a giant
pipe organ and he tried to kill us all. And
now when you watch this movie, you have to pretend
that all those events happened within the first film, and
no one is talking about it. So it just sucks
up The Beauty and the Beast lord because at the
end of like the first few of The Beast, no
one is being like, hey, we're that giant pipe organ
that tried to kill us. Why don't we ever talk

(01:03:35):
about it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Uh no, speaking of just in the speaking of giant
pipe organs, Airy Jim is in the chat I get
a pipe organ for you, Hey, go ahead, Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Uh yeah, no, it is. It was definitely like a
just a desperate Disney cash grab. They wanted to throw
out a Beauty and the Beast, but the ending of
that movie fucked them and they're like, well, he has
to be the Beast and like that's not how the movie.
They're like, all right, well then We'll just flash back
to something that happened during the first movie that no
one ever talks about, which is Tim Curry as a
CGI pipe organ fighting all the cartoon characters. I hated

(01:04:12):
it when I watched it in nineteen ninety seven, and
I hate it now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
WHI the fuck did you ever watch this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Because I had a little sister in the nineties, so
people would buy her movies and I would have to
sometimes watch those movies.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
A better question, when is the most recent time that
you watched it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Probably nineteen ninety seven, and it left such an effect
on me, and I was like, fuck you, this didn't
happen during the first movie. This is so stupid?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Is that they? Oh, she plugged for Tony on his
recent audio fade. They put it in a collection of
the Dana Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
I've been putting compilations, including My Nightmarre and Elms. Well, no,
that didn't go on the audio fee because it was
too long, but the video version nightmaron Elmstreet cop Up,
which features Kaylee twice.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, yeah, so I was appointed in sell Tony's sister.
He dumb cunt.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
There's nothing wrong with the Indiana Jones Three.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Wait, but what what about my sister? And that's not my.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Wait did you did you get did you get more
upset about him saying that about your sister about Casey,
because somebody is going to be mad at you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Wait, did you think I was reviewing Indiana Jones with
my sister.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
It's just there's such a lack of sactual chemistry.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, I reviewed this with my ex girlfriend. That's really funny.
My sister is not on the show. I have a
cousin who's on the show, but she wasn't on the
Indiana Jones episode.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Hey Tony, Yeah, roasted.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
See you don't you know you don't get drunk all
the time. And and I forgot what I was gonna say.
Jacob Brian asked for dunks bucks, dunk do bucks, Cardiff
playing John's class courts zoom in seven minutes. Well that
that's that's gonna be a must see because if there's

(01:06:21):
one thing I know about the Double Verse, there's no
repeat content anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
So yeah, it's all fresh, original content. I love hearing
Carl talk about stuttering John on point apple Point and
then who are these podcasts? And then the bonus show
that he does and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
The Drawing Mic Show. Yeah, yeah, and then he'll go
on other podcasts during the week. It's just it's it's
it's not uniqueness that makes it the draw.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I've listened to so much Stuttering John in my life,
more than I've ever wanted to. It's really like a problem.
I'm like, I don't like that. I know so much
about this man. It's really messing with my head and
I can't stop. I can't stop listening.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah, I hope he dies. Number one, my number one
worst Christmas film of all time. This is quite recent. No,
it's not Red One. I loved it. Candy Kin Lenn
starting at Eddie Murphy. This film is so bad that

(01:07:33):
it actually upset me. This is the equivalent of do
you forget when you kind of you don't stay in
regular contact with an elderly relative and then you go
to see them like years later, and they have rapidly
what's the term, gotten worse in their health and gotten sick.

(01:07:53):
I could not believe how bad this was. Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Believe that an Eddie Murphy movie was bad. He's been
putting out mostly garbage for like twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
He came back after a long break with the Netflix
film at Dolomite My Name.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
No, Once in a while he'll come out with something good,
he'll do like dream Girls and then holl ruin it
with norbit like he does this all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
We loved every fucking day and everything we do. How
dare you interrupt you on a podcast? I would never
do that. So what it is is that he did
Dolomite is My Name. Then he did fucking Coming to America,
which was okay, it was acceptable. I went into Coming

(01:08:43):
to America knowing it's never going to top the original,
so don't expect a classic because it's just not happening.
So I was okay with the fact that it was okay.
This one was davistating to me. I love crist was films,
Eddie Murphy was in trading Places, Jamie Curtis is good,

(01:09:04):
big fucking short hair. This was also directed by the
guy who did Fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Sorry. This was ready that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
This was also directed by the guy who did Boomerang,
which is my favorite Eddie Murphy film and one of
my favorite films full stop. And I was I could
not believe how fucking awful this was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
It was depressing, and Eddie Murphy was weirding it like
he didn't move like he was fit, like he says,
speaking was off and his body movement was off, and
he was very stiff and rigid. It made me think
that there's something wrong with Eddie Murphy. I said. You
know when you watch these Later Day direct the Davy

(01:09:57):
Day or whatever Bruce Willis films, and you realize there's
something wrong with him.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Yeah, a lot of people realize that. So when it
came out, they're like, oh, no, actually there is something wrong.
It's like, yeah, that checks out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
If Bruce Willis coming out is retarded, it's like Danzel
Washington coming out as black.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
By the way, Fuck you are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
If you guys joke, if you were curious. Uh, the
girl I'm talking to actually is watching.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
So excellent, excellent, excellent.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
You have so not only racist, by anti semitic too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
When I'm like, that came out of my penis, durd.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
No, everyone's gonna think, what gay six hundred and thirty
four blow chops in five days?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Gun fox Ow.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
Shut up watching.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
That?

Speaker 12 (01:11:00):
Knob Tony I blushing under your sunglasses and it's adorable.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
This is like, well, is this your personal hell right now?
Is that what's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
So you don't put it? Eh? I want to catch
count bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Okay, I would like to point out who made better
decisions about their love life, Me getting married after a
week or Tony telling anybody that he's interested in the
link for this show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Well, I gotta compete with you, Cad. They gotta see
if this will be a worse decision.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
So the show up. I didn't like Kandy Kinlin.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
What is the movie even?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
What was the movie even about?

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Well, it's gonna be on again.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Like he said, it was like visiting a dead relative.
But I thought he just meant watching Eddie Murphy. What
was the movie? Actually?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Eddie Murphy plays a guy I can't remember his name,
but he plays an African American guy and he's and
he's a big Christmas decorations guy. And if I remember correctly,
he lost his job so he can't afford decorations this year.
And there's like some type of financial reward going on

(01:12:30):
for the for the winner. So Eddie Murphy goes to
what's what do they call him in America? Slave shop?
I mean the store over here we call him shops,
you know, because you go to a shop for shopping,
but in America, were going to go for the store
to shut up, Like okay, oh shut up. If you're

(01:12:57):
gonna be rude, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Leave you get arrested for making a mean sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I'm not English, but I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
For you kind of basically are, though, what's the difference.
You're a slightly drunker. I don't know what the difference is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Oh hugely? Why hide those baby blues? I think I
get to meet Killy tomorrow and byb I find her intimidating,
but in a lovely way. Ag and I can happily
confirm that I've been drinking all day and on very
little sleep, and the reason why I'm still awake is well,

(01:13:32):
you can do a bit math for yourself, but you'll
get along well with Killy as long as you dike
your clothes off right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Super excited, Airy Jane, I didn't realize that you were
gonna be there tomorrow too. I'm so pumped. We actually
met at Deable Khan what two years ago or not?
Deble Khan at Detroit in Detroit for the w ATP event.
But I'm pumped to get to see you again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
And I'm gonna play this one for Killy. Shut the
fuck up right, speaking by Killer, I meant that Arry
Jane again. I've been drinking. So Eddie murre if he
goes to the store by this expansive decoration that he
can't afford, but he signs a contract and then he

(01:14:16):
realizes he's mere a deal with a elf, an evil
elf or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
He gives you this not expecting that holy shit, wait,
there's an evil elf.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Do you mind?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Not my fault.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
You're angry that you docs this prostitute that you're diding
or whatever, and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
So you're gonna have so much apologizing to do later.
Please please send me screenshots of the text messages that
you have to send.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Please, please, please, please please yeah, please.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
I didn't realize that they were context on those burners.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
But so.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Eddie Murph, if he has to then perform tasks to
keep up with this evil elf or else, she's going
to take his soul and turn him into an ornament
spoiler alert. Towards the end, he does turn he does
get turned into an ornament, and the film is good
for about four minutes. Okay, and that should have been

(01:15:20):
the whole film anywhere, if he should have been an
ornament the whole time, and then getting his family to
help him with shit. It was awful. I'll never watch
it again. Amazon Prime stinks. Apart from today, we can
go see Red One. Where's my fucking finger? There you go,
go see Red One on Amazon Prime. No, we have

(01:15:47):
now come to the part that only actually matters. This
is the time for a Chilly's time to shine and
the judgment. Killy. You bragged the last time we recorded
bout being the able to speil on right? Can you
still do that?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
I am hoping that that is still the case.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Actually, I'm looking at my list of movies and the
first one that I wrote is Jible all the way
to So Tony's number five was Jingle all the way too,
So I suppose I have lost that ability to write.
And Hughesy's number five pick was Bad Santa too. So
we had two sequels in this round, and I absolutely

(01:16:30):
one ten percent. So we're doing who picked the worst?

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Yeah, that's right, that's who.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Gets the point. They're not a question in my mind.
This round goes to Tony. There is no way Bad
Santa two is fine, it's not great, it's fine, but
Jingle all the Way too is really really.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Really awful, Mama Mia.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
So then.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
I got a little bit nervous after that round actually
because I was like, oh, no, Tony's gonna win again,
poor Hughesy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
This is gonna be a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
So killie. What are you gonna buy with the money
that Tony?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
You know I'm gonna be honest with you. In that
round five you also insulted Baywatch. Actually, both of you
kind of also insulted Baywatch the movie, and I kind
of liked it, so shut.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
Up, both of you.

Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
The girls were hot, bumping, jumping. I left, no, you're
wrong number two. So I mean, come on, come on,
there's some funny shit in that move Judge.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I liked your opinion on Dumb and Dumber two, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
That is noted for round four. So in round FO four.
In round four, Tony picked the recent animated Grinch movie,
and specifically because of the Jesus crucifist.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Who I don't want to think about, like Jesus in
after Seuss World. It's just it harrifies me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
And then and then Hughesy picked Trapped in Paradise. So
you guys both kind of got me on this round
because I haven't seen either of those movies, and and
Hughesy kind of made Trapped in Paradise sound interesting. But
but Hughesy did something that Tony didn't in this round.
He used his entire time as an excuse to make

(01:18:26):
fun of Tony, and I thought that that was great.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
So this round goes to Hughesy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I was calling him, Yes, I assume.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
So what the fuck? Yeah, I don't think you have
the most fair judge here, Hughsey. We gotta get someone
really new.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
No, she seemed to seemed like she's becoming very good
at it. I think that our judge miss I can't
remember what you show name is, but Achilli, I think
we should go on with the next part while Tony
is it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
Pro Yes, yes, I think that that's wise.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
So for round three, Tony picked die Hard Too, and
Hughsey picked The Night Before, And I really hate seth
Rogen and I really hated The Night Before. But I
also really did not like die Hard Too, which is
a little controversial. However, However, despite the fact that die

(01:19:28):
Hard is a Christmas movie, it is a Christmas movie
through and through. Die Hard Too is not a Christmas movie,
so it does not belong on this list. You said
it yourself, Tony, you said it yourself. It does not
talk about it mentions the fact that it is Christmas Eve.
That's like the only Christmas stuff in it. So this
round goes to Hughesy again.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Well, killy A, I just think your ex husband is
such a loser.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Actually kind of, we're still good friends. Oh, don't be
mean to him. He taught me about Chris miss.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Yeah, what else did he take that up?

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
If I pop in your wife's mouth and then she
goes over and spits it in your mouth, how am
I involved?

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
I just sucked your wife? What does that have to
do with me?

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
All right, So moving on to round two, So hughes
He has the edge right now. In round two, Tony
picked Home Alone four, which is god awful, absolutely horrific.
I might say that Home Sweet, Home Alone, whatever the
hell that one was. I might actually say that that
one was a little bit worse. I watched all of

(01:20:37):
those last year and it was just a nightmare for me.
And Hughesy picked eight Crazy Nights. Now I'm Jewish so
I feel like that's pandering to me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Hang on your what?

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
I don't know anymore. I don't know what I am anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
But moment that you shared your what, do wish? Hey, Tony, listen,
I'd agree with time recording with you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Movies.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Yes, he roasts the comedy shinders list next week for
Christire's Day.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
You know, Hughesy, I would think that this would be
the last time that you would want to kick me
out of the show, because you're about if you if
you want or not. Because right now it's two to one,
so this could be the tie breaker.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
I fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
I know, I know you did.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
This was a hard round for me. My initial thought
was eight Crazy Nights as worse. I was like, Yep,
that's that's the one. But the more that I've thought
about it, I home alone. Four is absolutely worse eight
Crazy Nights, despite the fact that it's just a disgusting
and so much poop and fart humor. I love poop
and fart humor and it's awful, But I love Adam

(01:21:57):
Sandler and Jewish So.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
This round goes to Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
For me, I regret it shating that one thousand dollars
Van you sent me do something. I'm taismitic. I should
never listen to fucking italient Mama Mia.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
So that means that you guys are officially two and two.
You guys are well matched. I think you guys went
two and two the last time that we did this too,
And that brought us to round number one, where Tony
picked Beauty and the Beast the Enchanted Christmas garbage, and
Hughesy picked Candy Cane Lane, And this is another round.

(01:22:38):
I managed to not see either of these movies, so
I had to go completely based on what you guys
were saying about them. And Tony's argument was, well, the
problem with Beauty and the Beast the Enchanted Christmas was
it messes with the cannon of the Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
I don't like things that mess with cannon.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
However, I don't think that a detracts from those things,
So I can't say that Beauty and the Beast and
Enchanted Christmas really is messing up the whole thing. And
so if that's your only argument and you haven't seen
it since nineteen ninety seven, come on, it could be great.
Maybe you were a dumb kid.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
I'm gonna go watch it right after this, and I'll
let you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
If I ca'd be I mature. By the way, Killie
shed the word conon I like the term custard conon
ow that came out of my penis sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
So Hughsey's pick was Candy Kane Lane, which has Eddie
Murphy in it, and we all agree.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
I think Eddie Murphy has a couple of good roles,
not you know, some really bad ones.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
But I was looking that movie up and it is
the same director as The Ladies Man, which gives me
the opportunity for me to plug my show which is
once Over with Kaylee and that on and over on
my channel on YouTube. You can always go and check
out my snl skit movies. So this round went to
hughes Z. So Hughesy wins three to two.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
I think that this was a very well judged episode.
I think that a fine job. And Tony A, I
think that you people will just have to deliver. There
you go.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Well, here's what I'm not gonna Here's here's one thing.
I'm not gonna read the whole message. But she did
call you timu Connor McGregor Timu Connor McGregor.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
It means you're cheap knockoff.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Yeah, the website Temu used to be Wish before that. Anyway,
I did advertisements for them Timus great, what do you
say they're cheap? Kayley? I disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
She seems like it won to pro person Tony out.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Six hundred and thirty four blow jobs in five days.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Shot lover. I had a great time recording this. I
love the native feels. This will officially be the final
Christmas episode of twenty twenty four because I've won, so
I can go watch on high Tony in fact of Kelly,

(01:25:23):
seeing as you did such a better job as evil,
disgusting Tony with his cunt bitch who we recorded Indiana
Jones with Kelly. What plugs do you have for these
lovely people? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
I would love it if everybody would check me out
on YouTube or on Patreon at once summer with Kallie
would just c A Y L E Y. You can
check out my movie reviews there and on Patreon you
get early releases of those movie reviews as well as
popsicle reviews.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
And oh and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
I also am on who are these podcasts? Of course
I always remember to say those words. You can see
me as Lucy typebox bron Who are these podcasts? Lately
We've been doing this little segment where I'm kind of
like pulling up the loseriest losers of the Internet and
we're talking about them. So that's been super fun.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Yeah. Well, speaking of losers, I will reveal my hair.
I get a hair cut them was too short and it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Was oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
I was wondering why the beard was looking so good
and so long, But it's because your hair is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Yeah, I've got the Jamie Lee Curtis from you, some
cunt bitch. You told me you hit women and shaxism
is okay, and Italian share that they're all whosh So

(01:26:55):
what basically am I asked her to cut it short,
but to leave it a little bit longer and women
are stupid, hey, but it will grow back. Unlike Tony's
reputation today, the film critic guy, we can pick good
shit films, you fucking idiot. I got you, Tony. Tony,

(01:27:18):
what plugs do you have for these boys and guards?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Well, if you're a single lady in the Pennsylvania area,
you know, I don't think I'm going on any dates
anytime soon after this fucking stream. Hit me up now
hack the movies on YouTube. Uh, we have Godfather Too
coming out on Monday. Actually tomorrow, I'm doing a live.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Wea the what what film did you have? Coming on Monday?

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Godfather Too? Mama Mia exactly, which is Christmasy. It takes
place during the holidays. Tomorrow, I'm actually going live. I've
run out of Friday the thirteenth movies to review, So
me and another guy, Ceecil from the Horror Channel, we're
gonna do the Never Hike Alone trilogy. It's a fan trilogy, Cayley.

(01:28:06):
It looks like you know what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Yeah, that's awesome. That's gonna be super fun.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
And the guy I'm doing it with, he did a
fan film for Wes Craven's New Nightmare and he got
Miko Hughes to come back as Dylan.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Say.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Yeah, we'renna talk about Friday thirteenth fan film since I've
run out of the real movies to review, So check
that out tomorrow. Godfather Too on Monday. And you have
Patreon and all that other stuff. Book be on Cameo,
cameo dot Com, slash Tony Palusso I will wish someone
to merry Christmas, or I'll tell them to have a
terrible Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Do any of you have any sort of like Christmas
episodes coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Well, I've been doing a bunch of Christmas e ones,
but yes, I will have a very Christmas ee episode
for the final episode I actually know, not the final
episode of this month, but before Christmas, there will be
a Christmas episode of maybe some Christmas ghost will show
up in it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
What Yeah, I am doing a Christmas episode. It will
be available on Patreon tomorrow, but it will be premiering
on YouTube on Tuesday, December seventeenth at six thirty pm
Eastern Time, and it is going to be a Christmas
Karen Oh, it is exactly what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Speaking of December seventeenth, I will be in Doubling that night,
going to watch the Pogues and Sea. Not to live
up to stereotypes. I'm going to get fucking hammered. I
turned forty on the eighteen wo and I'm going to
potentially overdose. Who curs. I'm going to take these glasses

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off so people can see why exactly I've been keeping
them on. I had a great time. I'm going to
end with the big Christmas bye bye and everybody, because
I'm dying for the pitch really badly. Okay, and and
the in fact kill each will sap the devil because
you don't celebrate Christmas because you're.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
A dirty something.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
I don't even know what could be anything after that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
I know, I know you want to keep going.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
You're you're so tempted.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Okay, thank you Tony, and thank you Killy. I love
recording these. I don't know why, but at this time
of year recording podcasts, it's just so much fun for
those who don't know. In twenty twenty four, I began
live streaming, which I've never done before. That well, i've

(01:30:35):
done before, but not as often. Going into twenty twenty five,
I'm pretty sure that's going to be the main thing
going forward. I don't know what's going to happen with
this podcast stuff, because, to be honest, at the time
of recording this, I've sent Joe for fully edited podcasts

(01:30:57):
still haven't come out. It is the December fourteenth right now,
so I don't know if this will be out before
Christmas or not. We'll find out, but I really would
advise everyone to start going to YouTube, going to Huge
Entertainment and check them out the live streams because that's
how you can get the stuff early and on time.
But anyway, thank you everybody for coming on. Thank you

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Tony and Kelly for doing this episode. Thank you Levy Sholey,
Ray de Vito, Chad Zoomark, Patrick Melton, l Ha Reblay,
I'm sure many others who have turned up during the
Christmas recording. They will of course be back at twenty
twenty five and Merry Christmas to everyone, and then is

(01:31:44):
shusuy bye bye