ep. 212: did 2024 stink? The Top & Bottom 5 roundtable debate

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is shusy Hello everybody, and welcome to twenty twenty
five and happy new year. And what better way to
start the new year than by complaining about twenty twenty four. Overall,
twenty twenty four was a great year for me ah Man,
but film wise there was some absolute pallsive shit with

(00:46):
a few pieces of gold, which of course we talk
about today because it is the top five best and
top and bottom five worst of twenty twenty four. The
Film round Table with Killy and Christian blat no lend
me on this episode because that lovely lady does not

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really go see the new stuff, or should I say
I did the cinema, should wed for it on TV,
And frankly, I knew this episode was going to be
very long, so I thought, really, I'll not have lem
Me on, but we will get her on the next one.
And plus, let's be honest, it's drid January. Lemmy doesn't

(01:28):
like me sober, she likes me wasted, and I will
make it up to her very very soon. But of course,
to see the video version of tonight's episode, Good Huge
Entertainment on YouTube and become a member, and if you're
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(01:48):
video version of this great episode. I'm at the hugely
on Twitter, at the hugely on Instagram. The grams starting
to slowly grows, which is always a good sign. So
let's hopefully see that finally go into four figures in

(02:09):
twenty twenty five, which is this year. You can quote
me on that, And that's everything. I've plugged the social media,
I've plugged the YouTube. So we're gonna go into does
did twenty twenty four stink? The top five bottom and
the top five best films? The dry January version, So

(02:32):
we're gonna go into it right now, and we're gonna
say Christian Killy, Hello. People are gonna have to bur
with me on this one. It's been at least a
month or thirty days, whatever way he counted. I've learned
how to do this stuff, and plus doing it not
drunk or drinking. It's going to be a pretty difficult,

(02:54):
but I'm not here alone today and of course joined
by Killy holding her. You know what, Killy, how you
doing today?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm wonderful and so is my kitty.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Not going to go there, and they also of course
joining us the Dei episode where usually his white stuff
would be heard over his head. Christian black Christian, how
you doing today?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'm doing great. I'm also holding my kitty, but I
can't show you on camera because of YouTube. In terms
of service, excellent stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So one thing we have learned out how to do
today is the actually YouTube less. You set up goals
in your own chat room, so whatever dot is a goal.
Of course there's a lady on the thing. We have
to get sixty nine dollars, that's the goal. It's vulgar.
You don't need to be drunk to be sax as

(03:50):
it helps, but we need we're hitting the goal of
sixty nine today for this goddamn woman. Okay. Twenty twenty
four was a unique year in that I think some
of the worst films I've ever seen came out last year,

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and I liked quite few of them. It's probably the
probably the Pandemic is the only time I've ever had
last film comes out that I liked twenty twenty five
so far as off the good start, I sing Nosferatu.
It's a film about an immigrant who comes to a
country illegally, and abusion's women and gets away with it

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while people defend them. What does that tell you, Well.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's a good thing that movie came out before January twentieth,
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
He's it exactly. Well, we only got it on the
New Year's Day, because if there's one thing I like
to celebrate a New year with, it's a Johnny Depp's
daughter with giant, bizarre looking nipples. Still would, but maybe
not that much. She looks so much like her dad
that it's distracting, Like she looks like the trans Captain Jack.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I did not see that at all.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, there's a I think it's I think it's the
really good Pirates of the Caribbean, the fifth one where
they show you Captain Jack Sparrow as a as a
young boy, and he looks like his daughter. And to
be fair, not to be sexist, she shut off her
fart box a lot in the idol, So still would

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even though she looks like her dad. So what we're
gonna do here today is we're going to list her
top five at best and worst of twenty twenty four.
I it wasn't easy to make the top five best
because I actually think I could name seven that I

(05:55):
would actually give five stars to. Yeah, for the shit ones,
I go almost do a whole spin off. I'm not
just talking about what's your fucking name, Lily Rose DAPs,
big pick nips. So what we're gonna do. We're gonna
start with the Christian because he's a man. Hey, so

(06:16):
let's start Christian. What were your top five beast of
twenty twenty four?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Well, I appreciate that, Hughesy. I'm gonna give an honorable
mention to the movie The Fall Guy, only because I
expected less than nothing from it and I was mostly entertained.
And it was the movie this year that I saw
Aaron Taylor Johnson in and didn't walk out of the
theater thinking that was absolute garbage. But I don't want
to get too far ahead of myself. My actual top five.

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I put in something that squeaked in late in the year,
Number five, A Real Pain, which was directed by you know,
Lex Luthor himself, Mark Zuckerberg. You know, it doesn't matter
his names Jesse Eisenberg. He's a combination of Mark Zuckerberg
and Lex Luthor, and he started in it with Kieren Colkin.

(07:08):
They go on this trip around Poland some really really
exciting and funny laugh along moments where they go to
a concentration camp. It's great. The German Ship where we
originally used to call him Hitler. Yes, that movie is
very entertaining. I do see a lot of movies with
my kids. So number four comes in at inside out too,

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mostly because of the number of times that my wife
cried during it. And if she's crying for a reason
other than realizing who she married, obviously that's a plus
in my column. I'm surprised. I put my number three
solo Deadpool and Wolverine because it was amazing and it
was so much fun and I could I could probably

(07:52):
watch that movie once a week, if not twice a
week the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Number two is I get it, they's gonna say the
thing but dad pull the Wolverine is that I'd love
someone to talk like that. That isn't a marvel fun
Because from rewatching it over Christmas, I was thinking, how
does anybody watch this and enjoy this last they know

(08:19):
all these super nerdy references, because even I was sort
of sitting back going, fuck, this is gonna be a
hard sell.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Baby, Yeah, well, not to talk about the Avengers movie.
You don't like Endgame, but let's talk about Infinity War,
a movie you do like. Imagine sitting down and that's
the first one you watch. So I think that a
lot of these movies, it's built in. You got to
see something beforehand. You don't need to see everything, but
it helps. So yeah, I think that's fair. I think

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that people who didn't like it had that same problem
with like, what the hell is actually going on? You know,
when does Hugh Jackman sing? And unfortunately the answer is
never in that movie. Opportunity my number two is a
movie that Hughsey and I talked to good good.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, I struggled with Deadpool for exactly those reasons, and
I got to talk about that at length with you, Christian,
But it it was. It definitely is a challenge when
you're not completely into the universe.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sure, yeah, nice podcast, stupid done it for the dough bucks.
Twenty twenty four was the rate of Beato reverears hashtag
the goal. So that means we are not only sixty
seven more to go sixty seven dollars before we can
all sexually harassed Killy and use the excuse of it

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being done for comedy. So that's goalboys, that's my ground impression.
Go on there, Christian.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
So number two was a film that I discussed on
my podcast, The Black Cast with the Great Adam Hughsey,
the h Man Hughes Gladiator Too. I had seen so
many shitty movies in a row that to see one
that wasn't just good, but I, I would say, the
Gladiator two is great. I was just blown away. I
was like, oh, yeah, I forgot movies can actually be

(10:06):
like this, you know, with a with a good cast
and a good script and a good story, you know everything,
it all works. So I was very excited for Gladiator two.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Well, I wouldn't expect to see anything else a Gladiator
two for a while, because it was just reading the
other day that it's potentially going to lose the company
three hundred million dollars because it needed to make a
pathetic goal of seven hundred million to break even. So

(10:36):
if you thought that was a financial loss, do you
get ready for the most commercially commercial shit of all
time where Donator three takes place inside of Starbucks and
they fight each other with meatball subs and the winner
gets a PlayStation five I would watch that, to be honest,
my idea also.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I would absolutely watch that. I feel like Kaylee was
going to say something.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I couldn't go see Gladiator in the theater because I
heard that there's a big shark scene and so I'm
too afraid, so I have to wait until I have
to wait until it's streaming so that I can be
prepared and under a blanket and terrified of sharks.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
You could have brought a blanket to a movie theater.
Oh no, wait, Hughesy's gotten in trouble for that.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah. Yeah, And anyway, Cuties came out on streaming, So.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
My number one movie. It goes back again to the
fact that I see everything with my kids. But this
was amazing. This was a property that we were familiar with,
we had read the books. It's an amazing feet and
animation when it's not a Disney movie, and people can
really talk about how it was the wild Robot. It

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was really impressed by that, and my kids loved it.
And my daughter gets scared of almost everything that we see,
but even this one she was able to sit through.
So as I was putting it together, I realized that
was my number one So very excited for those five movies,
but it's a lot more fun to talk about the
twenty terrible ones.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Hey, Killy, would you like to read this one?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Sure? I would. It looks like it is from Tony
from Hacked the Movies and said I had to pee
during the zombie baboon scene and Gladiator too and missed it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Mama Mia, that wasn't a zombie bar boon. You resist,
That was said Denzel Washington, So let's keep that ship
out of my chat. Talent.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
You know what I learned yesterday that Tony from Hack
the Movies is not nice Doug from Good Time with
Great Movies. They're separate guys. Didn't know. I had no idea,
but that that company true.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
They're both so wonderful in their own ways.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
That's fair. Okay, Hey Killy Dog, you had me on
his show, so I like Doug better.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But anyway, yeah, neither have had me on the show,
so as far as I'm concerned. Hey, you know what, guys,
this is what I think about the fuck you.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
But you know, you have been on both The Black
Cast and Once Over with Kaylee, so obviously we have
a great sense for talent exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Speaking of talent Killy, what is your top five at
bast of the year, and maybe at a slower peace
than a burnin Nostril Christians for the Week in the
comment shun of a gun.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You got it? So my number five might be surprising
to some people because it is a franchise film. It
is something that came out. It's in the horror genre,
but it is sci fi horror, and it was the
VHS Beyond movie. So I have been a big fan
of the VHS franchise for quite some time. This one

(13:47):
is very much sci fi horror for this anthology film,
and it is like Alien fun times. I think there's
an absolutely incredible airplane segment in it. It is and fun,
and the digital and the practical effects are really incredible,
and I just really I think that that is a

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franchise that continues to get better. They've had some missteps,
but overall it's great and I love a good anthology film.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Speaking of I want to sit here and spout about black.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
People that eaxactly what happens in the movie too.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh good, I'd watched.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I have to confess I not only don't know what
that movie is, I don't know the trilogy of which
you speak that it's a part of. I'm very interested
now if you're speaking of it so highly. But I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think that there are eight of them. Now, there's
a lot of VH So the original one came out
I don't know, and maybe the mid two thousands. I
probably should have made a note for myself about that there. Yeah,
I know, so stupid. I'm a woman. I can't be
expected to know things come on the v The VHS

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movies are all really great. They're all anthologies, and they
get great directors to work on them. So this one
actually had Justin Long directed one of the segments. Who
else I can't remember the other directors. There was a
woman who directed one of the segments that's actually really good,
which I know is shocking. A woman did something good,

(15:23):
it is true, but she did great, and yeah, I
would highly recommend it. The original concept of the VHS
films was that you would find a VHS tape and
then you would play it and that's how you would
see the anthologies, and they've kind of abandoned that concept.
So the way that they tied this one together because
that concept got a little old. The way that this

(15:45):
one is tied together is basically Aliens, and I think
it's great.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
So what happened during the cooking scenes of the woman's segment?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
It was wonderful. I learned how to make a beef
Wellington for my husband wearing a slutty outfit.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Good good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Well then, well I know someone who lives in this
house that I'm going to show that movie too.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, the kids counter to young de kok Christian. Hey, Kallee,
what it was your fourth best?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, number four. I'm gonna get some flak for this.
I already know it because arguably it did not come
out in twenty twenty four, but its wide release was
in twenty twenty four, and it could have come out
in twenty twenty two when it first hit the festival circuit.
Some people might claim that it came out in twenty
twenty three when it went to more festivals, but the
first time it was really in theaters was in twenty

(16:37):
twenty four. So I'm counting it as twenty twenty four
because we haven't had a chance to talk about it yet,
and we should be talking about it. The only reason
that this is number four on my list is because
I can't fully in confidence say that it came out
in twenty twenty four and the movie is Hundreds of Beavers,
which was incredible. Have you guys heard of this one?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Well, you want to feel this one.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
During my twenties. Yeah, I think I directed it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, so this is a movie. It's the same guys
who did Lake Michigan Monster, which wasn't a super popular movie,
but it got a release on Shutters, so some people
had seen it. And this story is about a drunken
Applejack salesman who has to defeat hundreds of beavers. He
has to become a fur Pelts guy, and nice it is.

(17:29):
It is a slabstick comedy that is like straight up
Looney Tunes. Is almost entirely filmed on a green screen.
There's tons of animation in it. The beavers are guys
in beaver suits with giant fake teeth. Yes, it's exactly
like Night miland does. It is so much fun. It

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feels like you're watching Popeye, but in movie format. And
it is lovable, it is cute, it is emotional at parts,
and I cannot recommend it enough. This is one that, again,
if I could confidently say that it came out in
twenty twenty four. This might actually be my number one spot.

(18:11):
And you can watch it on YouTube right now for free.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Well, that's usually an indication of how great a film is.
My favorite thing about all of that, Kaylee, was the
way that you were like, it's only number four because
I'm not sure when it was released. My movie is
called Hundreds of Beavers, and I'm like, Okay, I don't
think it matters when it came out. That could have
been in twenty twenty two, and if you saw it
this year, I think it's Okay, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
So good.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's so good, it's low budget and it is just
it's so much fun. I think that you guys will
completely fall in love with it. They went on tour
this year with the movie and they had guys in
beaver costumes dressing up. I had to miss it. I
was in the stupid Bahamas b how boring, I know,
but I almost canceled my trip to Bahamas to go

(19:01):
see this in a movie theater. That's how much I
love this movie.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, speaking of what you get up to in the Bahamas,
said Christian, would you like to read this question to Killy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Nice podcast stupid. Thanks for the two books. Kayley, rather
be middle or back in the Human Centipede? Great question
I've wondered. I've known Kayley for a couple of years.
I've really wondered her about this.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I you know, I think you gotta middle that you
gotta middle it.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, you gotta gotta.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
You gotta give what you take.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's the only way you get all the fun is
to be the middle. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
But the question would be, do you have to pick
your position in the Santa Pede beforehand? Or do you
know who you're centipede with? Because if that was if
that was a Jennifer Lopez or Sophia Forgara, she could
fucking shit in my fish right as soon as a
week she just came on stage and I'd be like,

(19:56):
what a lovely day. But if you had the dish
pick and go, yeah, I'm gonna Santi Pig next thing,
you know you're behind Mike Melandez, You go, well, this
was a bad choice that I made.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You want to hear a funny Human Centipede story. I
know it's not related to twenty twenty four movies, but
I went and saw Human Centipede two premiere at or
at least screen at Fantastic Festival in Austin, Texas, and
they did like a big you know, like obviously Human
Centipede was everybody knew what it was and it was
a phenomenon. And so they did a pig roast where

(20:31):
they did a pigapede, So they had three pigs that
were connected to each other, and everybody.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Ate all the pig.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
And then it turned out that the it was not
cooked properly, probably because many people got food poisoning. And
so all of my guy friends were in the bathroom
at this film festival texting me being liked, I'm taking
a massive dump right next to the star of Human
Centipede two, and he's taken a massive dump too. We're all,

(21:00):
oh fucked. I was like, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Do you think the problem was that it was not
prepared because they figured everybody was just gonna fuck the pig.
They didn't actually expect to serve it. But then people
shut up with plates and they were like, all right,
I guess we.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Gotta Yeah, it turns out pick don't need a pigapede.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah. Well, after a lovely story like this, all I
can think is we think we should just fuck Kayley?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, I'm in Let's go. Uh that's my favorite drop.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I mist Lemmy gone too soon?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Rip Yeah, those goddam lawyers, of course. And that means
we're up to night sixty five left to go on
the goal before me and Christians start to lower the tone. Thankfully,
we've walked the line. Right. What if you get in
the number three?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Killy for number three? I have Anura, which was also wonderful.
It is directed by Sean Baker, who also did Like
Florida Project, Red Rocket Tangerine, and he loves a character study,
and this is yet another character study by him. It
is about a sex worker who gets a chance.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
To dirty her Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, she gets to move up in the world. She
a guy offers her a whole bunch of money and
she gets married to this weird Russian dude and it
is a story about them dealing with that. And it's
beautiful and really great.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I can add some testosterone to little Lemmy.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
It's basically the same plot as Craven the Hunter, oddly enough,
but I'm glad to hear that you like that. I'm
very excited for that movie. I haven't seen it yet
because you know, my wife is in show business. Everyone
knows I'm not. But we have an Academy screener of
that that I look forward to watching, and so I
haven't spent the money to go see it in the theater.

(22:57):
And I think there's something more important on this CUSA
because now we're getting so much closer to our goal.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh yeah, but yeah, I really want to see Honora
because that guy Sean Baker's last film, was it called
Red Rocket or Red Rooster? Good Rocket? Yeah, I fucking
thought that was amazing, and not just because of, you know,
the penises. So I definitely want to see this, and

(23:25):
I hope this doesn't come across as sexist, but that
fucking her shorter fight box and the Triller, so I
thought if the show that in the Triller, we've got
to see some punt in the film. So yeah, but
I heard it's great, and I heard it is getting
a what do you call it? Oscar Awards buzz? Yeah,
so that is a good pick. I haven't seen it,

(23:49):
but I am dad looking forward to Bister fourteen oh
one for for ten bucks. Killy, if you stuck in
the middle of a hugely Christian sum who do you
want in which hole? Hey, I guess is a good questioning.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
This for a long time?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Okay, all right, I get. I mean really this question
amounts to who do I like better? Because whoever I'm
putting in the front is the lucky one. Right, Oh no,
what's wrong with the back? Okay? In that case, Hughesy
you go in the back, and Christian you go in
the front. That decision got made for itself, perfect, hust it.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
And that brings us down to fifty five. And this
is pre Saxonson and then fors from a doctor Frostybrew.
I'd love one of those right now. I've been on
dry January for five days and I want to kill
myself in my max, which I'll be playing later the

(24:54):
door Bucks, doctor frost debrew siggy voice. So there you go.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Which one of us has a sicky voice?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm gonna guess it's me. I have been getting told
since I was like ten years old that I sound
like Lauren Bacall, which I think people think sounds like cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Well it makes sense because my understanding is you started
smoking at eight.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, yes, that is accurate.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, that's right, yep, do you smoke?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I do sometimes, not very frequently, usually when I'm like
out I at events. Yes, absolutely, I will smoke a.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
You certainly smoked a Hackamania one, which, by the way,
people should know that Hackamania two is coming up, isn't it, Kayli, Yes,
it sure is.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Hackamania two. Back to the Hack live in Las Vegas,
May nine through the eleventh. You should go to hackemania
dot com and use promo code Kaylee c A Y
L Y to get ten percent off your tickets. Thank
you for that, Christian, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
And speaking of numbers, we're not on to fifty three
dollars to hit the gold to hit that sixty nine goal? Nice?
He should that be your number? Three?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yes, yep, so two is the substance.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I thought that it was great. I think that it
is a perfect, beautiful body horror movie. I'm a huge
fan of body horror, always have been, probably always will be.
I think Cronenberg is incredible, and I think that this
did a great job of doing what body horror needs
to do in order to be interesting, which is that
it had social commentary as well. And the social commentary

(26:26):
that we get to see is really all about this
aging celebrity played by Demi Moore, who has an outstanding
performance and you get to see a lot of her boobies.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
And MoMA mea.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
It's basically just her trying to stay relevant as she
creates a younger, better version of herself.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
You know, I haven't seen this substance yet, and I
want through you because I heard it screat But I
thought that Demi Moore was the wrong person to cash because.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Because she's too beautiful.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, she still looks great, so I would have cast
somebody like Judy Foster. Are not Judy Foster Jimmie Curtish
because she used to be attractive and notions, but like,
if she came anywhere near me, I would have to
fuck you.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
So I actually thought that the choice of Demi Moore
was great because to me, that says this can impact anybody.
It's not just it's not just you know, people who
are stereotypically pretty or ugly, like even really beautiful people
can have these feelings. So for me, the casting worked.
But I understand that argument.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do you have any idea why Bruce Willis and Danny
Murr like two of the most beautiful people of our lifetimes?
Have such ugly children.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's a great question. I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It doesn't make any sense. I remember thinking will clearly
the kids are going to grow up to be like
living gods, and instead they're living dogs. It is a
disgrace that they look the way they do. And they
better hope that fucking Willis's kids with this new wife

(28:18):
workout or else I'm gonna suit. Got a super sticker
from Total pin Dias for twenty bucks, so that means
we're down to thirty five before the horrific Saxon begins.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Wow, people really want to see that, don't they? Hues it.
I understand your channel a lot better now that we
do these lives.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, listen, all I'm saying is she shouldn't address that
way if she didn't want men to be vulgar pigs.
That's the that's the law, that's Cosby's law.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
And she comes on talking about hundreds of beavers. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, I get some substance for you, which is something
I will say later on Christian. Did you see the substance? Baby?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
I did not. It's one of those ones that fell
through the cracks and I actually forgot about it. It's
it's on my list of movies I do want to
check out. You know, when it gainst the Academy Award nominations,
that's when I'll be sure to check it out.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, it's great. And if you haven't seen the director's
first film, Revenge, that's also really great. I think that's
still on Shutter. That was a Shutter original as well.
That's also really wonderful. If you're looking to kind of
dive more into her work.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hey, when I need to tell us what happened to
the woman in Revenge?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
She got revenge?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I think because somebody.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Wronged her.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay? Yah, yeah, we got there. We got there my
number one? Are you ready for?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I am ready for your number one?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
My number one. I actually just watched last night because
I had a feeling that it was going to be
up there for me and I didn't want to miss
out being able to include on this list. I'll be honest.
I thought it was going to fall in around you know, three,
four or five, but it ended up taking the number
one slot and it was a different man. This just

(30:16):
came out I think like maybe even last month. So
this was a late year movie and it is directed
by Aaron Schimberg and it is about an aspiring actor
who has a medical treatment in order to transform his insane.
I think it's called I have like a note here
that says it neurofibro mitosis. I think, yes, elephant manitis.

(30:42):
And Sebastian stan plays the main character who has this
medical transformation. And it's basically a movie about the obsession
of claiming, of reclaiming what you lose. And it also
co stars Adam Pearson who has that disease. And I
it was it was beautiful and interesting and I got

(31:04):
to see Sebastian stance penis, so oh I liked it.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hang on, I beg, is it.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Reasonable? It's exactly the size that I would think that
his flaccid penis would be. Is the answer to that question?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well that just sets me up perfectly for this one
from Ray Perbut for Danger Doll Bucks. Can you just
play a bunch of drops? Please? Well? Ow that came
out of my penis right there? You go, right, so
that that means you're doing to thirty three? Yeah, oh

(31:41):
dog the dough box, raybel Bud, Yeah, this guy. I
didn't watch this one, but I've got to say that
last year Sebastian Stan really became one of the better
actors in the world, because it is not on my list,
but he did the Trump film.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, but I saw that, Yeah, Yeah, and I thought it.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Was fucking excellent in it. And he's done a hold
like the Tommy Lee and Palmeramis and thing was great.
The fucking the Tanya he was in was really good. Yeah,
he played a good husband.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's weird to see Bucky doing such a great job
at acting like he is. So I think he's just
incredibly incredibly talented and he gets better and better. And
he really flexed some incredible skills in a different man
and flexed some incredible penis as well.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
So since that film, I'm wondering, at any point does
his Winter Soldier standard attention or.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Is it always thought? I did not ever see it
standing at attention, but I maybe I zoned out and
missed it tragically.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
There's no way you would have.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'm gonna have to rewatch that one. I loved it
so much so.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Barrister of fourteen oh one for ten dollars, Christian, you
could read this one.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
This is how long, Kaylee. Sorry to get your hopes
up for a Hughesy, Christian Sandwich. Hughesy's can't get it
up for from years of alcohol abuse, and Christian's we
wi is too tiny. I don't see any lies in
the super chat. There's Sebastian Stanism going on here.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Can alcohol abusive back the penis?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, it only makes it bigger, Hughesy, don't worry, guys.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Do you know that I was still when we were
answering that question. Originally, I was still thinking human centipede,
not the other way.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh, I thought it was human.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah it was human cunipede, right, but now it's not
human cunipede. That's why. That's why Hughesy wanted the back.
I thought he wanted the back of the lineup of
the humans.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Repeat too, so you get onto this again.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So, yeah, it's not it is ab Who do you
want in each hole? This was not even a little
bit anything human sonip he'd related, and I answered it
like it was human Senate.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I think we took at least I took it that way.
Hu's as what was going on?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Okay, Well, what I've learned since that question was originally
asked is that, unfortunately it doesn't matter who I pick
for either hole because Hughesy can't get it up because
of the alcohol abuse and Christians wee wee is two tinys.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
But I did learn from Joey c I have an
aggressive thumb.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh it's great, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so I'll do the fingering. That's Christian. Yeah, I
would like to see this one, but at the same time,
that guy's fish is horrible, and I don't know if
I could put myself through it looking at that fucking
fish talking about your by sin Stain. Of course, what

(35:03):
a hilarious joke. So I'll beget my top five of
the year Gabelli for vulgari here at number five, I'm
going with the love Lies Bleeding. Did anybody see this?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, but I'm dying too. That one is that's high
up on my two watch lest Well.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I'll not give any spoilers then, but basically I watched
it for vulgar reasons. I'd heard that it was kind
of a sexy drama avoid two lesbian's. I think is
a dreprenancial lake sibby and I can't read that word.
Who fall in love during the eighties or early nineties

(35:44):
in a time where that sort of stuff's not really
allowed Kitty O'Brien and isn't it And she was a
bodybuild in real life and in the film she has
no problem showing off for and I thought, Okay, I'll
watch this little did I know that? It then completely changes,

(36:04):
with what's the term genre bandon. It goes from being
like a romantic drama to an intense thriller to just
fucking really weird sci fi. And it's good. One of
the most silly as the signs, amazing and credit sequences
that I've ever seen. That it's going to be ripped

(36:26):
off by something that Zack Snyder does verytion I can
tell so nobody. Christian you didn't see it then.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
The way that you just described it reminded me of
this movie. You have ever seen the movie Dur Samurai?
I think it came out in twenty twelve ish?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Is that the one that Chris Farley was in.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I know he would. It's another Ninja it's probably though
you're close.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, it's another total genre bending. So it's part where
we'll fill part samurai movie, part like emotional drama. It's
really but you made you made it, not with the werewolfs.
But I don't know. I'm very excited see that movie,
is what I'm getting at.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, it's very unique and fucking what's the guy Dave
Franco's in it? Yeah, and I don't wish harm on anyone,
but if anyone's gonna direct him in another film, if
he eats with his hands again, I'm coming over there.
And that's that raperl blood for the toe box. It's

(37:35):
Santipede's Christians name for his dangle.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
That's correct, Raper.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But I'm glad we go thirty one to go before
we lower the tongue.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
By the way, how lucky is Hollywood that we have
Dave Franco because James Franco went and got himself canceled
for something that probably all of us have done, Husley,
but you don't have to answer that question. And then
they're like, all right, well we can't use him anymore. Oh,
his brother looks is actually a more handsome version of him. Great,
let's just use Dave.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
You know, I have a story about her. James Franco
was one hundred percent guilty. Oh have you ever seen
the Oscar winning classic, Your highness?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yes, I have. Uh, yeah, because if there's a film
with Natalie Portman and Zoe Dchannel I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's if you haven't seen Achille, it's a stoner action
comedy set in medieval times. Come with. So they filmed
out here in Belfast and the lady who works with
who worked with us back in the the well, I'll
not say where. She was not the Portman's body double.

(38:42):
Nice So it was her funk box that she showed off.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
That's where I reacted the way I did.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I remember that came out of my penis. And so
of course she did the swimming scene when she showed
off a five box and thirty one dhit the goal.
So what happened was he was there on set that
day and literally walked up to her. According to her,

(39:11):
women don't lie, believe all women. He said, hey, nice
to meet you. Do you want to go have sax
in the trailer? And she says, she said what, and
he said yeah, yeah, well we'll go we'll go back
to the hotel and and she basically was like, what
the fuck are you talking about? I'm not having sacks
with you, probably because he didn't have nice clothes on

(39:32):
like me, right, So he basically started giving her ships,
being like hey, stop making a big drama out of this,
like all this shit. So she went and complained and said,
he just flat I told me that that I have
to have sax with him, like, what the fuck's going
on here? So they then upped her salary thebout five times.

(39:55):
She would have got to sort of make her shut
her mouth, but of course stay, yeah, she's a woman,
and Kim in and told us all. So James Franco comet, Well, obviously.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
The moral of that story, and I know we're still
thirty one dollars away, Hughesy, but that proves sexual harassment pays.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Good. At number four, I'm going with the quite recent
release of a later released twenty twenty four Heredi, starring
a you Grunt a Little Bull. Did anybody see Herodick Killy?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's another one that is on the top of it.
Twenty twenty four has been a year that movies have
escaped me. There's so much stuff I want to see.
I'm dying to see it. I've heard so many good things.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Did you see it? Christian No?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
And you're embarrassing me because I realized that all five
of my worst list I saw in the theater and
there are so many better movies I should have taking
the time being another one that I wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yes, yeah, well Herdic is. Of course, I'll not give
any spoilers. It's very intense and get ready for this
word original thriller. Q Grant is actually and I can't
believe I'm going to say this quote me clip it
good in it instead of just going through the motions

(41:27):
of being like I was quite wondering if why good
or whatever? That's what he Grant does. He's really brint
in this and it's this isn't a spoiler, but it's
about the Mormons who get stuck in a guy's heist
during a snowstorm, or should I say trapped it or
in a man's heust during a snowstorm. And it gets

(41:51):
very intense and creepy. And highly recommend Herdic in a
number of four or at number three, I'm going with
speak no Evil, Christian, Did you speak no Evil?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
But it's funny because that's the other family trapped in
a house, but this time they're trapped in a house
with James McAvoy.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Correct, certainly is Achille? Did you see this one?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I legitimately decided I didn't want to see this. I
saw the trailer and I was like, I feel like
I've seen this movie before. But hughesally proved me wrong.
Tell me what I missed by not seeing this?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
You probably have bea tserami crasically. What it is is
it's it's a point of family hoop of friends and
another family on vacation. And the problem with the horror
films is that the characters always do stuff for the
viewer goes, what the fuck are you doing? I would
never do that? What is wrong you will? They go

(42:51):
to go visit this family and stay with him for
the weekend or a week I don't know why, and
they get there and the course swoonon's you know, it's
the family from hell. It's all kinds of stuff that
goes on. There is one real flaw of this film
that I think they'll never fucking get over is that

(43:12):
they were filming this during the just before the strike happened,
and James McAvoy was kind of bulky because his guy's
a rugby player in it, but he kept working out
consistently throughout the strike. So at one point in the film,
James McAvoy is just huge because he's had he's maintained

(43:35):
this heavy bodybuilding regime for another four or five months,
so it becomes really noticeable what part has been reshot.
But apart from that, speaking of evil is fucking great.
And I'll tell you something else about James McAvoy. So
he's from Scotland, but he keeps playing English people because

(44:01):
of his natural accent. He literally moves his jaw or
the place to pronounce words correctly. He goes, would you
like to go out for a beer? And it's like,
this is fucking ridiculous. He's a he's an arsehole and
fuck him. We were with the ninety nine and call
it a book for the Superstick. So that's that gives

(44:24):
us time to thirty yes, right, so we we have
the thirty bucks to hit the goal and then we're
going to really make a rough day.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
For It's interesting that multiple questions about a human centipede
were not sexually harassing Kate. That's just let's just banter
on this show.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Don't That's what the Superchurch we weren't. So you know,
trinkle of us at Bucks at number two, I'm going
with get ready to get woke? It was directed by
who just so happens to be a fucking you know what,
not that there's anything wrong with that, going for a
blink twice, directed by Zoe Kravitz, son of my son,

(45:13):
I mean a daughter of multiple hit songs writer Lenny Kravitz,
such as are You Gonna Go My Way? And multiple
other songs. I thought this film was fucking amazing. It's
a very dark Kaylee, you haven't seen it?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
No, I haven't. In fact, I had no interest in
seeing this, perhaps because of the Zoe Kravitz thing. Totally
shit it did not know that's sexism all the way, because.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Jayley has a long history with her mom Lisa Bonet,
so she hated The Cosby Show for the reasons that
we all hate the Cosby Show now. So oh, I
this was.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
One that I had nothing, nothing appealed about it to
me whatsoever, including Channing Tatum. So I just I had
no interest in it. I did hear from a few
people that it was good, so I definitely am very
interested in your opinion on it.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Channing Tatum is why I did not see this, actually
because I thought him in the trailer and I was
just like, I can't believe he was going to be gambit,
so I was like, I don't need this.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay, well again those spoilers here. So what it is is,
it's a It's a story of with this waitress who
meets a billion nerd exclusive party. They have like a
pretty woman type thing. Don't know why I brought that up.
I haven't seen it. I'm a man. And so he says, hey,
why don't you come to this where we're going to

(46:40):
this like private island for the for the weekend or
for the week or whatever. Comes stay And she gets
there and they have new clothes it out for every
day and every night there's a giant party where everyone's
getting fucking wasted and getting really high all this stuff.
But then shit starts happening throughout the film that seems weird,

(47:03):
where there's like there's flashbacks to something she can't remember,
people go missing, but then nobody can remember who that
person was. And of course I'll not give away the twist,
but this is maybe the most shocking revealed slash twist
I've ever seen in a film in my life, to

(47:23):
where when I seen it in the cinema, somebody live
at the top of their voice, shout it out and goes,
holy fucking shit. Yeah, and they do not hold back
on that reveal at all. It is it.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It absolutely blew my like it's it's not an easy watch.
It's pretty fucking disturbing. You know something bad's coming. But
when they revealed the badness, you're you're like, holy shit,
this is fucking disturbing. So of course I watched it
five times.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Interestingly, look coming back to my example, that's what Kaylee
said the first time she watched The Cosby Show, and
she said, wait, one of them's a doctor, and you know,
I think that a little in appropriate. Kaylee, I can't
believe you said that.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
So it's the best possible pitch that you could have done.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, I will.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
I will make a note that it sounds to me
like probably that like maybe you could argue that that
is the thriller version of an Aura, So like it
sounds like maybe there's a little bit of similar at
least set up in both of those movies. I suspect
that they are very very different movies, but interesting that

(48:43):
two movies came out in twenty twenty four that sort
of have that same kind of parallel in the same
way that the substance in a Different Man are both
about people trying to change their appearance. You know, we're
getting a lot of repeated themes.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
But a one thing that didn't have to say blink twice.
And this is a kind of a win for old
school Hollywood. So this was directed by a woman who
also happened to be black, and nobody went to see it.
So it's like, well, there you go. You had your
chance and you couldn't sell tickets. Get the fuck out

(49:19):
of here. Lenny Kravitz's daughter the singer of Are You
Going to Go My Way? And then number one, my
best favorite film of twenty twenty four, Twisters. What I
fucking loved it. I fucking absolutely loved Twisters. It was

(49:39):
an old school blockbuster. I went to see it in
the forty X. It was actually come out sore, and
not just because I have hemorrhoids. It was fucking one
of the best cinema experiences ever since I get a
beat during a couple of films. We don't have to
talk about those, but those were good school trips I

(50:00):
got that.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Usually went to an all boys school, by the way,
but anyway, finish.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, and it only ever went to see World War
two films, which is strange, Well, how would I get
a bone in yours? But yeah, this was like an
old school blockbuster and the action sequence where the hurricane
hits the town at night was freaking brilliant because can
you imagine how you can't see where a hurricane is

(50:26):
coming from, but you have to run anyway? That would
be great plus for woke points. They had a very
diverse cast and it never got brought up once. It
wasn't like here's my black mathematician, here's my trans radiologist,
whatever the term is.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
It.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It just so happened that there was a whole bunch
of people in this group, in this team that did
work together, and it was never brought up once. I
fucking loved Twisters, and I'm actually gonna watch it tonight.
You go in the home cinema bomb Blu Ray Christian,
did you see Twisters?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
No, I'm proud to say that twenty five years ago,
I hated the original Twister. I couldnot believe the way
people were talking about that movie. I didn't think I
could be more disappointed than I was during Independence Day,
but there it was, and you know, the cow flying
buy is what I remember. So a follow up to Twisters,
and I knew you liked this film, I did not

(51:26):
realize it was going to be your number one. I
do feel like I've missed the boat though, like if
I were to go see it watching it, you know,
some of us don't have massive home cinemas with I
don't know a five foot screen, so I you know
I'm saying I don't but sorry the seven foot screen, right, yeah,
thank you, yeah, yeah, thank you. So I only have

(51:48):
a four foot screen, so I feel like I would
miss out. I think that what's good about this movie
is going to be lost if I watch it on
my Apple Watch.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
And you didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I know, so.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I did not see it. I have seen parts of
it I have. It looks horrible. I I like the
original just fine. I like a good blockbuster. I like
so for example, I like disaster films. I loved I
loved San Andreas, like that is a disaster movie that
I thought was really great. I felt like Twisters didn't

(52:26):
seem to me like it was enough of anything. I
wanted it to be either like more just schlocky blockbuster
or more serious, and it felt like a weird middle
gray area. But clearly I need to give it a
bigger chance because I trust you, Hughsy. I don't know why,

(52:48):
but I do.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I trust Husy. But I'm not going to see this movie.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I'm that's a big that's huge. Yeah, it was not
expecting that.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Like I like The Fall Guy, the Christian mentioned, and
I liked the Dadpole and Wolverine, but Twisters was one
I could tell, right, I want to watch this often,
and so there you go, and it was it. And
also that the woman in the Dizzy whatever the fuck

(53:21):
ad bigger, so they get a point for that. So
we have now come to the bottom five, the part
that everyone likes the bottom but seriously, let's get on
with the thing. So Christian, what is your let's hear
your top five?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Well your bottom five?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Coming into number five is a film that I had
counted on Hughesy seeing and then by the time he
finally tried to go see it, it was no longer
theatrically released. Where he lives. I live in Los Angeles.
You can you can really have to hunt around after
a month, but you can still find it. I'm talking,
of course about Craven the Hunter and the fact that

(54:03):
it is only number five will tell you what an
awful year for movies this was. It is a movie
that I believe was completely done two years ago and
they didn't do one spool one frame of reshoots, and
it shows it is taking a Spider Man character spinning

(54:25):
it off into a movie. This was done with the
Venom movies possibly another film that will be coming up shortly,
and no Spider Man in it. You do Spider Man
movies without Spider Man and this is what you get.
It is a bad concept for him. They take this
villain and they try to turn them into a little

(54:45):
bit of an anti hero, but mostly just a hero.
Aaron Taylor Johnson is fine in this movie. This movie
is atrocious and shame on you Hughsley for not seeing it.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Hey, did you ever hear this theory? It's just to
why they kept.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
The Uh, there's probably probably someone saw the movie and
realize we can't put this out. What's what are you hearing?
As other theories?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Well, the next actor to play James Bond was supposed
to be Annoyced in October, but there's a lot of
behind the scenes drama going on between Broccoli and Amazon,
who I owns Bond right, so that that's been delayed,
and I think he just got to the point where
they were like, we we can't keep the land this

(55:31):
Oscar winner.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
So you're saying Aaron Taylor Johnson is rumored to be
the next James Bond. I still thought it was going
to be Interts Elbow, but that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
The problem with that, just alb and not that reason
is that he's too old. So if you cast him
to be.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
A Bond, I'm too old. He's gorgeous and wonderful and
you both take it back right now.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Well the German shep where we originally used to call
him Hitler, Yes, interest.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Is put on my Pacific rim pants right now and
make you stare at his face.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Well, as long as Husy can watch you put them on.
I'm gonna avert my eyes because I respect you too much.
But he would like to watch what its.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
So, Yeah, I did not see Criven and Killy. You
didn't see Criven?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
No, I did not. Yeah, there's there's no I'm probably
never gonna see that movie.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
No, I didn't see it because I thought it would
be great. There's there's a reveal late in the movie
that this character who's his brother is a character from
the Spider Man universe. And we had the theory on
my podcast when we talked about it that it was
supposed to be an end credits scene the way it

(56:47):
was revealed, but they realized no one would be in
their seats when the credit started, so they dragged it
back a little bit earlier in the film.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
What are You Getting Into? Number Four?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Number four is a video game movie that I had
no familiarity with the video game, but I think that
I'm equally as disappointed in Borderlands. It it's it's a
movie with Kevin Hart and Tilda Swinton unless I'm no,
it's Kate Blanchett, Sorry, you know, and I Jack Black

(57:25):
is the voice of a robot. And it's everything that
Hollywood shouldn't be making. It's I saw it on the
Imax screen. I even went with the name drop my
buddy Liam mcaninney, and we took in this film. There
were copious amounts of popcorn, no alcohol, and it from

(57:46):
beginning to end, it's like I'm paying attention to this movie.
I didn't fall asleep and no idea what the hell
was going on? The characters were very broad, not in
the good way. Hughsy and there's there's no redeeming qulidays
to this movie. And again I.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Thought, I thought it came out like over a year ago.
I have the movie from That's Crazy that feels like
it is at least a twenty twenty three movie to me.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, but that's exactly why a lot of the films
I like this year were the smaller ones, because the
thing that makes a blockbuster different you can do that
on TV now and we and like Borderlands when Not
came out. I remember the person I was with in

(58:33):
the trailer shit, and she pointed out, she's the dumb
woman thought that, oh, is this a Guardian spinoff? Because
the way And seriously, Kevin Hart needs to fuck off.
Jack Black needs to fuck off. What's what's the name
of the kid Bosworth? And what was her name? Kate

(58:54):
kid Blanchet?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Kate Kate Blanchett. Isn't this yeah right, she.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Needs to fuck off as well. She's in everything. Twenty
twenty fours a year that exposed that there are no
film stars anymore. People don't want to go see your shit,
use your mute, and thankfully we have the fucking Was
it called Tatris the movie or something that's coming on

(59:18):
with Jack Black?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
No, that's Minecraft, and I have a nine year old son,
so I'll be seeing that opening weekend, my choice.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I don't know if it's going to show up on
anybody's list, but Dear Santo was twenty twenty four right
with Jack Black. That's the news, ye Black?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah? Yeah. By the way, just to something on for
me throwing on Borderlands, Jamie Lee Curtis looking the way
she does now is in this movie. So that's probably
another reason for Hughesy to stay away from it.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I thought that was Ian McKellen.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Might as well. They have something in common. Let's just
put it that way. Yeah, they's. The less said about it,
the better. This was an believably bad film.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Shayzy gave us the word fill and two syllables from
this drangle from fucking Australia. His real name is Dane
by the way, in Perth. Look look up, look up,
look up. Go to Perth and look up dings and
you will eventually find this what are they call umn

(01:00:22):
in the mad Mars, this war boy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Because I had been searching Dean's in Queensland. I assume
live in Queensland for an obvious reason, but we don't
need to really talk about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I hear that they say that you will always find
Dane in Queensland. If you know what I mean, Everyone's
gonna think like, kay, hey.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
What what is your next one? Christian?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
It's a movie that I know you saw because we
talked about it on my podcast. And again, any of
these movies in another year would have been the number
one worst movie, Joker Too, Joker Do which there are sequences,
there's moments that are beautifully filmed, there are things to
visually look at. This is a movie that you could

(01:01:13):
put on mute while you're I don't know, during your
gardening Kayley or whatever ladies did right around you now,
and if you occasionally look at the screen, you might
see something that's like, oh, this is gorgeous. But it's
a it's a terrible idea to have taken the Joker
movie and let's make it into a musical. And the
Aussie guy, I don't know if I should say this.

(01:01:34):
I feel like this would get turned into a drop.
But the Aussie guy says, Lucy's tight box is my Queensland,
so that would be me, will it? But yeah, I
mean every decision in the making of the second Joker
film was a mistake, except for I guess the idea
that you cast Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. I mean,

(01:01:59):
you know, the execution terrible, but the idea of it
is not necessarily bad. But really, everything in that process
was bad. But Hughesy, I know you have some strong
thoughts on this fucking shit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Thankilli, I have not seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I'll probably see it in five years. That's one of
those ones. This is a movie that I was not
rushing out to see. I don't feel the need to
make any commentary on it. I don't feel like I
need to have it in my repertoire. I have heard
opinions from some people that they liked it, so we'll
see how I feel about it. But again, that'll be
five years from now, probably.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
I don't want you to reveal too much. But anyone
who saw this and liked it, was it by any
chance anyone that you've ever appeared on a podcast with
or these No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Actually, these are real life friends, which I don't know
if that means I trust them more or less.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Actually, Yeah, Yeah, I had, Sorry, I had Trucker Andy
Pegged as somebody who really liked well Pegging.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yes, I have not actually talked with him about that movie.
I don't know if he's seen it yet. He united
to talk movies a lot though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Truck aroundy. I have a message for your fuck you.
There you go. So what's next up for you? Christian? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
This easily could have been number one again, And honestly,
I think that the reason it's only number two is
because of the complete and utter lack of expectation for
Madam Webb. And you were talking before about the idea

(01:03:31):
of having two very attractive parents come together. You have
Bruce Willis. You have to me more. You should have
had like a legion of super actors. Don Johnson and
Melanie Griffith brought us Da Cota Johnson, who is so
far and away there's I believe she has no siblings.
She was clearly the fourth best actor in their household

(01:03:52):
growing up. In talking about this film multiple times during
the year she had she's as interesting as watching a
wet paper bag slowly start to dry. What a boring answer, Yes, exactly,
she does not. She did not want to be in
this movie. I don't know if she I've never seen

(01:04:13):
her in anything else because I haven't seen fifty shades
of anything because of the shaming, you know what I
mean music, and I just could not imagine anyone being
less charismatic. And this movie also has perhaps you're familiar
with Sidney Sweeney Husy, she has some very ample I

(01:04:34):
believe you call the milkers. You never know it from
this movie they have. I think it's because she's supposed
to be playing a high school girl, which I think
she also does in that show Euphoria. But they have
her well let's just say, bound up, and you never
really get a feel. The trailer has her in a

(01:04:55):
Spider Woman costume and she's in it for exactly the
amount of time you see her in the trailer. It's
like a second and a half in sort of like
an alternate future thing. The villain's bad. The casting is
mostly bad. I adore Adam Scott. He's fantastic on Parks
and rec and that show Severance on Apple TV. This

(01:05:18):
made me hate him the fact that he's in this
movie spoiler alert. He's basically playing Uncle Ben, who will
one day give birth to Spider Man and this movie
is set in the year like two thousand and two
or something, because they were going to build this around
some kind of Spider Man universe. It doesn't matter. They
don't do any of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
The only thing that they did that is two thousand
and two related. Is there. There's that one scene where
SU's dancing in the Damn Diner to Britney Spears and
I was like, is that why you set your movie
in two thousand and two? Was for this one scene?
I drove me insane.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
No, it was the Pepsi product placement. Those were pepsi
cans from two thousand and two, So I think that
that's why. Yeah, and there's a lot of pepsi product
placement that's like that should have been on the poster.
I love that Kayley saw this movie, though it ended
up on Netflix within a month.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Oh, I hated this movie. I hated this movie with
a passion. Christian, How the hell do you make Sidney
Sweeney look like shit? Why would anybody do that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Well, you could probably do it, give him an afternoon,
he could probably.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
The editing is horrible. Every single one of the line
reads feels like it's a d R. There is CPR
in a final battle, which I don't think is a spoiler,
but there is CPR in a final fucking battle. This
movie is nonsensical, it's sloppy. I hated it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
I hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I really, Oh, I have I have breaking news. A
Sidney Sweeney is unattractive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You're insane, You're out of your mind. You're out in
your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
When you can't see her. And I'm not trying to
be vulgar her fart box or her milkers or maybe
even her wagner. I think that's how it's pronounced. Yes,
she's just a very weird looking fish. She looks like
she always needs the sneeze.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
And is like the Godfather is not good if you
cut out the first hour. All right, there's the three. Yes,
those are the things that we all look for. Yes,
so you can't get rid of them, you can't overlook them.
That's why I find her a tracked and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I know exactly why she keeps getting hired for work.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Six hundred and thirty four blow chops in five.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Days and also going back to Adam Scott. But it
wasn't for Adam Scott, I never would have met Killy
Because Adam Scott is the host of a podcast called
Are You Springing Springsteen? On My Being? Liam? A toe

(01:07:47):
Bucks raper Christian News? Do we Phil is sixty four
out soda?

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Okay, Sonny, I got plenty here. It's it's it's nine
in the morning here. I actually don't have any soda yet.
That's a great Liam mckininnie who one day Hughesy and
Liam will do a podcast recapping another steak out. But
that's late in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I think, I think so well so that that brings
us down. We've twenty nine more dollars to go before
we start vulging it up to Achille day. Oh well,
here's the truth. Thanks for the toe box, Leo gun
any truth to the rumor the Nasty Nail run Liam

(01:08:29):
off X.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
I don't know. I haven't talked to Liam, but maybe
I hope Liam still in the chat and he can
let us know. But Nasty Neil shouldn't have run anyone
off anything, you know. He you know, he had his week.
But I don't know how much Nasty Neil will all
be seeing in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yeah, w e akay, So that brings us down to
twenty seven yeah, so go ahead. Sorry, I was gonna say.
The idea that me and Liam have come up with
is another Steak Gut three, the third one. Well, obviously
this might be called the Steak Gut three, a hor

(01:09:13):
spin off called another Steak Eye where they they they're
steak and something that they discovers a vampire. So coming
soon it'll be a Liam Mcanini joint.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
The way he does have an answer to the question
and the chat if I know, it's the poor chat,
but it is relevant to the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
I let them. I can't give a shit. So it
was not your your number one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
That's no, that's that's my number two, Madam web And
so my number one is a film that one should
not have been made, but in getting made, should never
have turned out the way it did because of everyone
involved in the project, including the filmmaker Francis fort Copple,
who worked literally forty years to get this film made,

(01:09:59):
and of course talking about Megalopolis. It might have moments
that will be more watchable than some of these other films,
but it's just a gunning, steaming, heaping mound of shit
for more than two hours. It is shocking that this

(01:10:20):
movie with this cast, everyone involved. Like I said, it
turned out as bad as it did. Shame on everyone
for letting this film come out. And Coppola still talks
about it like it's great. I guess he has to,
you know. It's like it's like to me Moore and
Bruce Willis talking about their kids. They have to say
that they look great. I'm sorry, what are you going
to say?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Well, what do you think is the worst thing that
happened to Rvey Plaza in the last four months? Magalopolis
come Lader, her husband dropping dad yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I think it was the box office for my old ass.
If I had to guess, that's probably what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Yeah, thanks for Toebox, Liam, Wheel Workshop Dot hugely a
real abuse of the space bar. Liam. I'm just saying
the offense so that brings us donn nut at twenty
five oh twenty five bucks before we start getting sass
with Kilia. I think it can be done, you know Megalops,

(01:11:19):
though I thought it was so like it was, it
was bad, but it was almost funny. It was so bad,
like there's other ones that I that were just shit
and born and crap and what did you think, Killy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
So I have not seen it. My understanding from people
whose opinions I tend to feel similar about when it
comes to movies, My understanding is that I am going
to feel the same about this movie as I feel
about water World, which again, it's like that mega, gigantic,
huge pile of just trash that should be good but

(01:11:53):
is not good at all, and I am going to
hate it, So I again, it's what I'll probably I
feel like, I don't want to go into it with
a negative connotation. I want to go into it trying
to give it, you know, a chance. So I'll watch
it in a while, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
It's definitely it's kind of like a like it's one
of those bad funny ones, like if you're getting the
stoned or you're jacking Harriman or whatever, then that's when
you get the to watch it and you'd have a
good time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
I wouldn't in the classics stick with Plan nine from
Outer Space something like that. If you're watching a movie
because it's bad, this isn't even fun in that way.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Yeah, thanks for the one. We were super stickers. That
brings ustein into what twenty three area.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
There's so many sense involved. I can't do the math anymore.
It was whole numbers. I could do it. Once we
started getting to ninety nine's and now forty nine's. I've
lost bad entirely.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
I get it. Why it's so exciting for I'm holt.
You know, we would just get a Megalopolis comment by
Liam A ty box just brings ustein eye two what
nineteen that was not me? Megalopolis is a tough watch,
but a lot of fun to talk about afterwards. Joker too. Also,

(01:13:20):
the balcony is closed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that's what they would say at the end of
at the movies with Cisco and Ewbert. Americans of a
certain age get that reference, but not anyone else on
the screen besides me and Liam mcinonney. Liam, if Megalopolis
was so fun to talk about afterwards, why did you
miss my podcast where we talked about it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
But that's a oh shit, no, no wonder you've been
paying Ashton the Chiess people off the look.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I can't get my hands dirty. That's why I lean
on Nasty Neal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
We're speaking of which a Cupcait corner with the American Gump.
It just became a member, Thank you very much. And
for anyone wants to share gift memberships for having a
good time a So that was your five five piles
of shit? Hey Killy, tell us of what your pile
of shit?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
You got it? So I think that I have talked
about four movies on different podcasts, some of them with
you guys. Very exciting. I tend to so on my channel.
When I am reviewing movies on once Over with Kaylee,
I rate movies on a scale of seven thumbs up.
And the reason that I do that is because there's

(01:14:37):
a Simpsons joke where Homer rates a dish that Marge
cooks for him. This is my lowest rating ever. I'm
giving it seven thumbs up. And I think that that's
a funny gag because the thing about movies is that
I love all movies. I love movies. I can always
find something redeemable in a movie, except for in twenty
twenty four when there were so many bad movies. What
happened this year? So I have five horrible movies. It

(01:15:02):
was hard for me to lower down to just five.
I will be honest with you. So this is my
number five is something that I think a lot of
people are not going to be happy about this being
on my list, but it is Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Oh yeah, that narrowly missed the cut. This was terrible.
I agree with you, Kaylee. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
So I'm generally not a Tim Burton fan, and I
am generally not a fan of the years later sequel.
There are some exceptions to that, but I thought that
the writing out of Jeffrey Jones was really annoying. Yes,
it was funny, but like, either just pretend like he
doesn't exist or have him in the movie. There were

(01:15:41):
too many ideas and subplots that were happening. There were
underwritten relationships, there were overwritten relationships. It was just and
I think that maybe the biggest thing that offended me
about this movie was replacing Deo with MacArthur Park Like
that just made no sense to me whatsoever. I struggled

(01:16:01):
with Beetle Juice Beetle Juice a lot, and I know
a lot of people really liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
I I didn't love it. I enjoyed it. I'll never
watch it again, So I guess that. So I guess
that means it was okay. But yeah, that that was
was not a big hit though, So get ready for
more of that ship. Is it really a big hit?

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Oh my god, well over four hundred million.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
To me, it was wait, did we see Jenna or
Taga's feet at some point? Because if we did, then
I understand why people went to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
I the thing that what they're doing it's very good
is that they have yet to reveal her fart box,
and so I can only assume it's going to be great.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
What if it's horrible? What if the reason that she's
not showing it is because it's horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Don't put that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I I know you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I think that Christian. Actually, so I went over on
black Cast to talk about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and I think
that you said it really well. You said it was mediocre. Mediocre,
I would say it sucks. Sucks. I was not a
fan of this movie at all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Yeah, it hasn't aged well in the what four months
since it came out. It's true.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I agree, six hundred and three or four blow chops
in five days.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
It made that will be better.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
But it's next on your list.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Kill so at number four, I have the movie at
Night Swim, which is about a backyard swimming pool Gone Evil, Spooky.
This came out in January of twenty twenty four, where
in the United States most of the country cannot go

(01:17:53):
in their backyard swimming pools because there's snow everywhere. It
made no sense when it came out. It was absolutely horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Well it is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
It feels like chat GPT wrote the script of this
movie and then there was like an AI director. It
was like unbelievably, unbelievably bad. In my opinion, I hardly
could get through it. I hardly ever turn off movies,
and I really wanted to turn this one off. It's
produced by both James One and Jason Bloom, and I

(01:18:22):
really hate James One and I really love Jason Bloom,
So I went into it kind of thinking, hey, this
might actually be really interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
And it was not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
I would not recommend it. Bloom Bloom, Blum Blum. You
come on, I can't say, what's the other documentary? Yeah,
didn't I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
This channel? So it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Well, speaking of documentary, here's a complimentary a comment for you.
A so intimidated by l LTS beauty and double conon two,
I was like, why beautiful women?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Hereat even type Richard Gear so there you Christians did
did ge Knight Swimming the fldfication of one of RIM's
best songs.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
I remember the trailer for this, and that was a
hard past that came out at the time where I
was determined to see as many of the Best Picture
nominees and there's ten of them now, so I was
I was seeing movies lack anatomy of a fallen zone
of interest, which were probably much funnier than this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
I okay. So the other thing I just will never
understand about Night Swim. One of the things that really
bothered me about it was they tried so hard to
force in like thoughtfulness, like they were like, look, pools
are supposed to be regenerative and healing and waters, all
these wonders, but this pool is evil, Like who thought this?

(01:20:00):
This was a good idea and then horrible execution.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
The only pull that I know that's evil is Tempoole,
the obviously bald blogger. He won't shut his fucking mind anyway.
What is next on your list?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
A chilly number three is one of Christian's picks. It's
Madam Webb. Fuck that movie. Fuck that movie so hard
in its ass. I hate that movie. I will say though,
that by the end, I felt like Pepsi had kind
of become the villain, and so I have a newfound
love of Pepsi. It squished all of my dreams. But

(01:20:38):
other than that, I think I talked about this when
Christian was bringing it up. I just cpr in a
final battle is nonsense. How do you make shut up hughesy?
How do you make Sidney Sweeney not look good? She's gorgeous.
They don't squish her boobies down.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Yeah, Look, you're talking about the limited assets pun into
that she has. You have to utilize those if you
want the movie to be entertaining, and they hit them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Yeah, She's the pomilar ambition of our time. If we
can't see her holes, then what are we watching for?

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yep, I have no idea is the answer to that question.
I will say that if you do want to watch
this movie, one way to improve it is that you
can check out the audio commentary that I did with
Tony from Hack the Movies, which you can get on
either of our patriots.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Okay, we'll CeNSE you that plug. Bniina.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
You love Tony from Hack the Movies so much that
you just didn't want him getting all that extra attention. Huh,
you're going to run into sub problems with YouTube if
you're dropping cunt farts repeatedly.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
That sounds like bad advice. I wouldn't listen to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
At number two, I have a movie that I talked
about on my channel with Carl and Jen from Who
Are These Podcasts? It of course is Unfrosted, which is
a movie that I hated so much and was so
bad that I might no longer like Seinfeld.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
It's that was one of those ones that I watched
it just because it was on. But there's anything wrong
with that. Yeah, it was shocking that if someone could
take that long to make their film debut, and that's
the quality that came of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
You know, it was devoid of any talent, despite the
fact that there were so many talented people in it.
It was shocking. And the concept of treating a battle
between cereal companies as seriously as we treated the space race,
that's a funny concept. This movie could have been interesting

(01:22:52):
and exciting, and instead it was just horrible joke after
horrible joke. The movie doesn't have a specific audience. I
think at some point I saw some make a comment
that said something along the lines of I'm between the
ages of sixteen and sixty five, so this movie is
not for me because and which is accurate, because either

(01:23:13):
you have to be a little kid in order to
like the flying Ravioli guy, or you have to be
over sixty five and appreciate jokes that are relevant only
to the nineteen sixties. And oh haha, college costs two
hundred dollars. Oh shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Yeah, this philimony exists because Netflix will give like giant
salaries to big names. That's the only reason why it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
In the grid if this, if we had done this
slightly earlier in the year, Unfrosted would have probably been
my number two. But both Megalopolis and Joker Too came
out in October. There was a point in the summer
Ray I could not believe what I had watched.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
And you know, are you the fifth of January? What's
that you wanted us to do this? Are you thin
the fifth of Giant?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
No, no, no, I mean if we had done it,
you know, is what I meant? Yes, yeah, no, no,
have you done it on January first? I would have
remembered no, no, no, it was atrocious. And there are
multiple people in this movie where you look at them
and you go what happened? And I'm not just talking
about Amy Schumer, I mean Jim Gaffigan. Good lord, you

(01:24:23):
know it was. It was very unpleasant viewing experience all
across the board.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
I would say it was awful. I made a reel
of all the cameos that exist in that movie, and
it's like three minutes long of just like super quick
clips of everybody. There's so many people in that movie.
And it's trash.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Doll Bucks by liamam I looked it up and I
was on Blackcast Magalopolis. I'm pretty sure he was the
reason why I would check the blackcast. This brings us
dn like to eleven Bucks before we know, with the
tone talking about consion stuff so so close, we were

(01:25:03):
getting there chops at eleven more Bucks and we can
start getting big at it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Yeah, and Liam's right, it was. I think it was
the Joker two episode. There's one that he he mixed
up the time. But I'm glad that he was there
to talk about Megalopolis and it was a fun conversation.
Turn is brilliant. Just me trying to promote my own
podcast here, So thanks Liam for playing along.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
All Right, so my number one this is another one. Hughesy.
We talked about this movie. We talked about this movie.
I just want to start out by saying, I fucking
hate Zack Snyder. And also I'm pretty convinced that Hughesy
hates me because he made me watch a ton of
Zack Snyder movies. I cannot believe that Part two was

(01:25:53):
worse than Part one, and yet it was. We are
talking about Rebel Moon Part two for my number one
worst movie of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Well, you know what, we we should go straight in
the my list for that because of my number five
it's a Rabel Moon Part two.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah, we absolutely, yes, yes, yes, Okay, I wiped this
movie from my memory. We just talked about when did
we do the does Zack Schneider Suck episode?

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
So like September using Yeah, yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Within the last within the last quarter of the year,
let's say. So that means that I watched that movie
within the last three or four months. I don't remember
anything about it because I literally tried purposely to repress
it because it was so fucking awful.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, it was the I remember watching it, and there
was not. There was the week farming montage that that
just went on and on and it's it's like, what's
going on. They're literally showing people cutting up weight. It's

(01:27:04):
like it's a space war.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I can't remember if it was one of you guys
who said this or if I read it somewhere, but
somebody was like they were like the next movie, I'm
expecting them to do this, like, you know, like AI
animal or video game animal farming. I don't know enough
about video games to make this joke makes sense, but
like the idea of doing wheat farming in this action

(01:27:26):
movie is basically like when you're being like a farmer
in a video game, Like, why are we doing that?
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Yeah, although, but Chilly, you have to admit it was
a pretty interesting twist that the war robot that refused
to get involved in the bottle then got involved in
the bottle at the end. Helped you of the day
When that happened, I was like, Wow, that was really exciting,
and I couldn't believe that it was such a pile

(01:27:56):
of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Yeah, remember, correct me if I'm wrong, But perhaps I'm misremembering.
I don't remember any CPR in that final battle, so
at least that's a plus side for it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
There was some uncomfortable mouth to mouth in this movie, though,
so we might have to allow that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
I also forgot that I had seen this this year
because it was one of those streaming films that Hughesy
hates so much. I stand by my.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Hates us, hughsy Christian. It's not Hughesy literally hates us.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Well, speaking of hit, I want to sit here and
spout about black people.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Because of that. A number four, I'm going with my
fourth worst film of the year, I Beverly Hill's Cop four.
I wish. I was so fucking excited for this because
what would call him? Jenny Bruckhinri did a Top Gun two,
it was amazing. Then he did Bob Pays four, which

(01:29:01):
was fun. So I thought, they can't go wrong. And
this they've They've waited forever to make this, They've been
working on forever, all these directors, all these writers. This
is going to be fantastic and I'm so excited. And
then the opening credits is Axel slowly casually driving through
Detroit looking at stuff and Edie Murphy clearly wasn't in Detroit.

(01:29:23):
He wouldn't go there, and little that I know, it
was to get less exciting as it went on. And
then the fact that they had a cameo from Shooter McGavin,
from fucking Happy Gilmore in it's playing, It's like, what
the fuck is going on? What an insane choice to have?
They Hey, we're gonna get shoot McGavin, and this is

(01:29:48):
fucking terrible. The only part of it that I thought
was fun was the bit were Axel's going into the
guy's house to search for evidence and when he gets there,
he realizes there's already two villains in there, so he
pretends that he's with them, and I thought, okay, that's
a good idea. But it was fucking terrible. Joseph Gordon

(01:30:09):
Lobod was in that. I fucking hit him. I despised this, killy.
What did you think of Beverly Hills Cop For?

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
I did not see it, but I do love Joseph
Gordon love it, so I maybe I will like it.
We don't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
So the reason I'm going to respectfully disagree with Hughesy
is that Beverly Hills Cop Three is one of the
most traumatic events of my lifetime, and this made up
for it a little bit, because it is definitely one
of those, like what you're talking about, Kaylee the sequel
many years later, it's a lot of member Barry's like,

(01:30:46):
oh my god, look there he is again, and Judge
Reinhold and then the other guy who like died like
months after this was filmed. I don't know Judge Reinhold's partner.
I don't even remember the actor's name, you know, but lrip,
that's a really a fitting tribute. And I have fun
when I see Eddie Murphy on screen and he even

(01:31:07):
makes me smile. That is something that doesn't happen nearly
enough anymore. This is not a good movie, I'm not
saying that, but I had a lot more fun than
any of these other movies that we're talking about. Hughes
is not entirely wrong, but I didn't hate it, and
I think if you love the Beverly Hills cop movies,
you will at least get something out of this. I'm

(01:31:29):
sure you like that there was so much attention on
his daughter though that who will one day carry on
Beverly Hills Cops five, six and seven, right, here's a
fuck you, all right, what.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
A great clipped these anyway at number three the worst
fill in with twenty twenty four road heis did we meet?
I was unusually calmfident about road House that what's his name,
Doug Lineham the director or Doug liam or whatever. He

(01:32:06):
did a Tom Cruise to Tom Cruise films called American Maid,
which is brilliant, and Eyes of Edge of Tomorrow, which
is one of the best films that a few people
have seen. So when I heard he was doing this
with Jake Jillenhall, who before this I thought was a

(01:32:27):
brilliant actor, and then and then the fact that Connor
McGregor was in it, which I thought was an interesting choice.
And then as soon as you watch this film, he realize,
all right, all those stories online about fucking Jake Gillenhall
having tax problems are true. He's he's doing anything for money. Now,

(01:32:47):
he's doing Marvel, he's doing Michael Bay, he's doing a
fucking straight the streaming remake of a fucking Patrick Sweezey film.
And Connor McGregor, I think somebody told him or we're
making a comedy by by the way, But then they
forgot to tell the rest of the CODs like we're
no fucking everybody like, don't get another take. That was

(01:33:11):
fucking embarrassing. And I thought this was do you know
how bad it is that fucking Connor McGregor was able
to act Jake jillen Hall Because Jake Jillenhall's performance was
just doing this is looking at people going that that's
his performance in the you've.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Seen movies before, we understand, we know how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Yeah, and the old time I'm watching it and I'm
thinking he must have been on set of Donnie Darko
and looked at Patrick Sweezy and says I can fucking
do better than him. It's like, well, no, you can't.
This was fucking awful. That that fight scene technique thing
where they put like masks on and then computer generated

(01:33:54):
the might or whatever. It was absolutely terrible, and they're
making another one. Hitted It hitted, it hitted Killie. What
did you think of Roadhoust.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I will be honest with you, I totally thought that
this was a fever dream that I had until you
reminded me of its existence. I really that was not
a good situation. And the original Roadhouse is so great.
So you know, Frank Oz once said that when he
was making Actually Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake. It
was a remake of a movie called Bedtime Stories, and

(01:34:27):
Bedtime Stories was a huge flop, and people kept asking him, well,
why are you remaking a movie that wasn't a success,
and he said, you don't need to remake a good movie.
And that's kind of how I feel. Roadhouse is, I think,
a lovely movie in all of its own ways, and
the could god the remake good God, just the quick.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Cheap plug, even though there's in the poor shot at
Manster Moth, Edge of Tomorrow was super hot. I think
that's what he's trying to say, Go subscribe to Manster Moth.
He is a clipper, and he's on the growth, on
the growth, on the rise. He's got a lot of
great ship. Don't clip my stuff, though, or I'll fucking
copyright strike you. Christian, what did you think of a.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Out of respect to the great Patrick Swayzey, I did
not see the Roadhouse remake, and I will not see
the Ghost remake. I did not see any of the
subsequent dirty dancing movies. Anytime someone takes swayze ip and
decides to continue the story. I tap out. I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Reasonable.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
So you didn't love the Point Brick remake that fucking
Ray Winston in some count was in.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
I did almost see that, but I had to stand
strong in my respect for the great Patrick Swayzey.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Good for you number two. This was the only one
that I didn't like that I seen in cinemas, The
Bike Riders. I was so fucking pumped to see this
because it was pretty much everybody in the cast had
been nominated for an Oscar recently. There was Jody Kormer,
fucking the guy that played Elvis, Tom Hardy, a whole

(01:36:11):
bunch of other Michael Shannon was in it, a whole
bunch of other great actors, and it was literally filmed
on old school film raally, so it had that like
sort of seventies vibe, and it's about seventies sixties vibe,
and it's about the rise and fall of a fucking
biker gang in the in the sixties to seventies or

(01:36:33):
the fifties, I don't know. And I was so fucking
pumped for it, and within minutes I realized this is
a absolute pile of shit. Somebody had told them, Oh, yeah,
all bikers are tough, so everybody talks after smoking. Everybody's
doing this no, and it's just like you have you

(01:36:58):
cut the have you cut the the the drags? Like
this film movie thirteen minutes long? And also if you've
ever basically what they did, and here's a spiller, friend
hasn't seen it, If you've seen Good Fellas or Carlito's Way,
they basically took the exact story but made it over

(01:37:19):
the biker and all the twists happened in Good Fellows.
In Kalido's way, I despised this, and then there's all
the fig forcedrama at the end, We're like, I'm not
ever gonna it's just absolute shit, chilly. Did you see
Bike Riders?

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
So? I watched about half of this one, and then
I haven't had a chance to finish it. What I
watched so far I was enjoying. But usually if I'm
really enjoying a movie, I won't pause it in the middle,
So I will say that that is an indication that
I probably was not enjoying it that much. I would
say this was a mid to low at least what
I've watched so far.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I usually pause Zack Snyder movie when I'm watching four
or five times. Well, yeah, the Snyder cut of Justice
League was broken up into these different chapters, and that
was a perfect time for me to walk away for
about half an hour. And yeah, there's something to be
said for that, Hughesy. I have not seen this film,
and based on your recommendation, I will definitely be checking

(01:38:19):
it out because I want to. I want to see
how all these forces congeal and make such a bad movie.
I want to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
It's very divisive. Some people really love it and some
people really hate. Everybody who I know who has seen
that movie feels strongly about it one way or the other.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Yeah, there's a bit in it where the lady shees
Austin Butler that's Elvis's real name, for the first time,
and he's overplaying pull and you can visibly see that
Austin Butler is standing flexing like this and his shoulders
are literally shaking because he's flatching so hard to try
to muscular and it's like, why not just put him

(01:38:56):
in the jacket then will not see his arms? Why
not do that? But what the fuck would I know?
I'm just a fucking genius who's consistently fucking right at
all times. Could I finish my sentence please? Okay? At
number one, the worst film of all time, the worst
film of twenty twenty four. I seen this in January

(01:39:19):
first of twenty twenty four. Rebel Moon one. I seen
it in the morning of January first, and I realized,
this is the worst film of the year. It was
it was see what's Rebel Moon two was shit? But
I went into it expecting shit. A Rebel Moon one,

(01:39:43):
I was kind of hoping that something's going to be
learned here because what was his previous film, his Army
of Darkness was was it was shit, but it was
funny because it was so bunh Yeah, I was expecting
this to be shiped. When you go into this and
they're ripping off modern classics such as Solo or fucking

(01:40:05):
Black Widow, and you just think this is awful. This
is so fucking bollocks, mind blowing hitted it. And then
they released a fucking four hour long cut of it.
It's like, well, what the fu Zack Snyder clearly has
footage of a lot of company bosses enjoying some sapete

(01:40:27):
because they don't even make sense that he keeps getting
more and more chances. What did you think of it?
A chill cot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Fie obviously hated it. Do you know what the most
shocking thing about Rebel Moon one and two was to
me is that usually I respect the hell out of
Little Lemmy. In fact, I would like to have the
sex with her. However I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
I can add some testosterone to Little Lemmy, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
She likes Rebel Moon. Yeah, that was like the most shocking.
We all got together, the three of us were all
talking about Rebel Moon when we were on Hughsy's channel
and talking about Zack Snyder stuff, and I just it
was completely It was mind boggling to me that she
liked it. I was like, do I have to watch
these movies again? Did I miss something?

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Am I? I just.

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
That again? Let me also, is the person that Matt
gromy and thought right unprotected checks so each to the room.
Not a nice person, but I weary of her judgment.
But also speaking with anyway, what was your thought of Rebel.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Rebel Moon is one of those movies where if I guess,
if an alien comes down and wants to see our
culture and get a sense for you know, several of
our best loved pre existing franchises, and you can just
watch this. It's like if you haven't seen Star Wars,
if you haven't seen any Mad Max style movies, if

(01:42:07):
you haven't seen the Alien movies, if you haven't seen
any of those movies, you probably get something out of this.
But it's derivative of so many things that I can't
even remember the things that were ripped off, and I
refuse to go back into my notes from when I
watched it. I don't want to ever read those again.
And the only saving grace is that Rebel Moon three

(01:42:29):
has not gone into production. It was supposed to go
into production, and Netflix said, we put a lot of
shit out there, but let's press pause on this and
see if we need to make that much more shit.
So thank you Netflix for that much at least.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
Yeah, and I'd like to thank Killy and Christian for
joining me today. Killy, you have an episode coming out
of your show that I'm very interested in seeing, the
Big Trouble, because I haven't seen Big Trouble in a
long long time, but I remember loving it, so Kille,
why don't you give us some plugs? To show us
where we can find that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Yeah, absolutely, you can find that over on YouTube under
the name once Over with Kaylee, which is c A
Y L E Y. I'm really pumped about that episode.
Anthony Zenhauser joined before it, and we are talking about
a very undernon movie called Big Trouble, which came out
in September of two thousand and one. And you'll have

(01:43:25):
to check out our review to find out how that
sabotaged the movie and if we think it was any
good and you know, should it have become a cult classic.
And in addition to that, you can find me over
on Patreon also once Over with Kaylee. Over there you
get early review or early releases of my movie reviews.
So actually, if you want to watch my review of
Big Trouble right now, you could do that on Patreon.

(01:43:48):
And I also do popsicle reviews and other reviews of
fun stuff. And the thing that I'm the most excited about,
the thing that I'm the most excited for coming up,
of course, is going to be Hackamania two Back to
the Hack live in Las Vegas. I will be there
with who are these podcasts? Also, people who will be
there include Weird medicine. We're gonna have, of course NL

(01:44:10):
weird Medicine. Actually the last Weird Medicine episode ever is
going to be filmed there. We have two key Cardiff.
It's going to be all of the super fun times
to creep off. It's just gonna be great. And if
you use my promo code Kaylee c A Y L
E Y, then you can get ten percent off your tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
There you go, speaking of money at Salvatory m for
five bucks. So that brings us down to seven. So
we get seven before the end of this week, get
a seven more seven more books, so we get to
be vulgar. Achille hugely is not Liam guy from the
Doble verse Reli one of your people. I mean, have

(01:44:49):
you looked at the guy? Does he look like Liam McKinney.
I can happily confirm on behalf of Ireland that American
Irish don't count. We don't want them. You're American. All
that immigrant taught shit is stupid. It's only Hobbens in America.
You never get any Scottish Chinese. There's no fucking Canadian Hispanic.

(01:45:10):
It's only in America because they don't like being an American.
For some reason, that's not what Bruce Spinstein taught us.
I love the boss And speaking of bosses, Christian, what
your plugs for the boys and Guards?

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
Well, I'm looking forward to an episode that will be
released a little bit later down the road that I
am going to film with Kaylee in a few weeks,
talking about Nightmare on Elm Street two, which I have
not seen since my initial viewing. She's convinced me that
I may have misjudged it, so I'm excited about that.
And of course, we have my podcast The Black Cast

(01:45:45):
bla d tcist where you can find episodes with both
Hughesy and Kaylee and Leah Mcaninny, who was on my
Megalopolis episode, so I appreciate him being a part of that.
It was fun to talk about, It was amazing to
talk about, and more importantly than anything else is who
Are These Broadcasters? Will triumphantly return this Tuesday, two pm

(01:46:08):
Eastern eleven am Pacific on the Who Are These Podcasts
YouTube channel, myself and Eric Zaye and everything Kaylee said
about Hackamania too. It's very exciting. I need to figure
out if I can go leave it to Patrick Melton
and Carl Hamberger to schedule a weekend like that on
Mother's Day weekend because they don't care. But some of

(01:46:29):
us have to factor that into whether or not we
might be able.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
To make it there. You can give to Yeah, the
best present that you can give to any mother is
using promo code Kaylee to save ten percent, because mothers
love that they do.

Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
They love to save money.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Not all of us Amari to hot Asian, Hollywood writers
and Christian will be busy land on the law that day,
they say. And vulgar comment from Liam mccannini for Digital
Doll Box to bring us a to five. I thought
you were Northern Irish, not Irish. Nope, I'm Irish who
lives in the north of Ireland. There you go. I'm

(01:47:09):
as Northern Irish as you are. A filmmaker put it
like that. So we didn't meet the goal of sixty nine.
So thankfully we didn't lower the tone so much that
we didn't say anything vulgar Achilles.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
Thankfully there was no human setup. You'd talk at any
point during the last hour forty five minutes exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
We we don't need that sort of stuff. I did
not play this at all, Fox Or I did play.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
The six and thirty four blow chops in five days.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
This accidentally could played, that came out of my penis.
This I played when I was an accident, and then
of course none of these were played because that is disgusting.
In twenty twenty five, we don't do that. And plus
see the Fantastic four Trillers coming out in twelve minutes.

(01:48:06):
So I can't fucking wit. Yeah, so it Thanks everybody
for watching. Apart from lim thanks for the sixty four
books that that will go towards whatever it is that
I'm into. Oh fuck, I'm gonna see it is this
this year. I forgot. This is gonna be a good year.
I'm in a good mood. And bye everybody. That fucking

(01:48:29):
limb piece of shit I ever see it?

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
You know, good people.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Okay, thank you Christian, and thank you Killy, and thank
you to the director of hundreds of Beavers. I have
to see this snort even just to see the poster.
This is something that has ended my life and I
will be vulgar about for years. I want to thank
everybody for listening. Obviously, you know sign bad because it

(01:48:54):
is dry January. We do not party during dry January.
And if you do, you're doing it wrong and I'm
too out of shit to do it. I want to
thank everybody for listening. Hopefully will be doing this more regularly,
and I love doing the live stream and ship. We'll
see what happens next, but thanks for tuning in and
it shusy bye bye

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