ep. 226: Ashley Cummings vs Little Lemmi - who won? - It's Hughezy, Hello!

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is Shoesiehillo everybody, and this is the episode that
almost didn't exist. Of course, I am so out of
touch that I set up a recording on the day
that apparently stream Yard was having worldwide mass artages. So
it was like thirty to forty minutes wasted trying to
get the things set up, tried one last time and

(00:48):
around them we started recording, which you will see the
whole thing if you go to a huge entertainment on YouTube.
While you there, why not become a member as you
get to see all the previous bonus behind the six episodes.
But on this episode we were joined by the Great
Chilly from months over with Kelly and w Atp. Christian

(01:12):
Block joined this the quad Father Acle Pineapple returned once again.
Roachie I think made his debut. It might be completely
wrong or not, but you'd never know. So what happened
was a few days ago on the bi B podcast,

(01:33):
Ashley Cummins was on the show. She is, of course,
of yoga fame, or should I say, the sister of
Whitney Cummins, unfunny comedian, and she get into an argument
with one of my personal favorite people, Little Lemmy. Little
Lemmy mate. Maybe small and cute, but she's not to

(01:55):
be messed with. She's got a tough side to So
of course the turn in an argument and this was
something we could not turned down, the opportunity to try
to cash in on it, and I think it went great.
So that's what we're gonna get into. We're gonna analyze it,
and don't forget. I'm at the huge young Twitter. I'm

(02:17):
at huge on Instagram to make sure follow me. It's
t h hh hug hit ej bye. And if I
just said that wrong, like the humiliated myself more so
than usual. So that's it. We're not going to say
with Quad Killy, Roachie Ecle and Christian, Hello.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
QUI stumbled through the door whiskey bread that screamed.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Out loud.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
The crowd start.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Said another sales.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
This could be a classic disaster because it we're basically
like the violinists playing on the Titanic, not just because
one of us was on My Jim's Comra episode. Hello Christian,
how you doing today?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Just counting down the minutes until Avatar three hughes he
can't wait.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I heard this one's gonna be really long, so that
would be interesting.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, I did that. They actually would put a plot
in this one, so I'm hoping.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, speaking of putting something into something, it's killy everybody day.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I'm great, don't put things in me?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Well, what about butter in your mouth?

Speaker 7 (04:19):
All right?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Maybe?

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, speaking of putting things in mine is we've got
a pineapple from England.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Echo.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
How you doing today?

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Oh good, I'm so glad we could go live. Oh
my god, We're gonna have so many views today us.
You're gonna have like two three, four hundred live viewers.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I can't work.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's nerd.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, and I forgot, of course mentioned We've got a
bunch of the old drops back because I find them
in a file. So killy.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, well, I think we should just fuck Kayley?

Speaker 9 (04:50):
Is that? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
I'm in Let's go.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes. It's my favorite, actually my favorite and one of
the finest p Well I've ever met in my life.
He's actually kind of gross to look at, and holy shit,
is he furious? It's the quad father Quad.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
How you didn't say, yeah, buddy, like an Iceberg on wheels,
I'm here for your Titanic disaster? Buddy?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina
right now.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
I don't have a vagina, that's kind of what I heard,
and you look like one, so.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Then you use two hands. So anyway, where we're getting
off track and speaking of dirty diamond gazes, he's a
right natty Bostard Jay.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
Oh yeah, as you can tell, I'm really enthusiastic about
being on the show.

Speaker 11 (05:47):
Hey, let me it's Tony from the Dark Knight Rises.
Shout out to my good friend Christian Bale. His mother
was asking for it English people.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Am I right?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Anyway?

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Let me just wanted to say, great milkers. Last time
I seen a set of redneck jugs like that, two
hillbillies were blowing into them. I wish I was irish.
I wish I had a home cinema. Hughesy has both
Ga Geea, all right, fuck you Hughsey for making me
do it's twenty four hour cameo when I'm sick.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
I hate you so much.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Goddamn at that last part, so had a hold on,
Hold on.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
You had to pay a guy to say nice things
about you.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, he did it for free. It's just that he
fell over and he happened to have this cameo poster
in the backgrounds. It's typical Tony, He's Italian, you know
what they're like? Did you call it?

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah? The Moors did so much fucking that's that's.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Suck a deck.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
So what we're in today is, of course Quad is
the leader of the BIV show. I think it's probably
your most recent episode. Did this have you hit a
Ashley Cummings on and Lammy turned up?

Speaker 12 (07:13):
I think she might have had a couple of, you know,
some of the old you know ilses of you know,
you know, boobs.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Gross talk. So she really got into it and it
was kind of fucking amazing because and I think we'll
start with the kille on this one with Ashley Cummins.
Did you have any preconceived notions of her? And do
you want her on once Over with Kelly to hopefully
get some inside scoop from her sister's classic food Fighters

(07:50):
film Studio six six six.

Speaker 13 (07:53):
I don't think that there's ever been somebody that I
was less interested in. Actually, no, I definitely I had
some pre conceived notions about her, but I'm relatively unfamiliar
with her history, so I know she's been kind of
talking with KB for a while and I don't know
she is somebody who I feel like I've only recently
become familiar with, So maybe I was a little biased

(08:14):
when I came into it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
What about you, Echo, You really have a genuine hatred
of woman smelly whrror. So what was your original opinion
of Ashley Cummons.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I feel she's amazing. I feel she's worth every penny.
I think, if possible, we should do a GoFundMe to
get her on your show.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Cheesy.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah, No, I've got nothing bad to say about her.
She's definitely the most successful of the coming sisters as well.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
So I think twenty percent of zero is zero though,
right that math?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, definitely that means that.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're trying to get her on the show.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Yeah no, that means you don't make any money.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Christian the ladies man, the guy that lives the Hollywood dream,
probably gonna talk like the pink pontage Steel. What was
your opinion of Ashley Cummings?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Well, Echo kind of touched on it.

Speaker 14 (09:11):
The reason I hate her is that it proves the
fact that, by no stretch of the imagination, could Whitney
Cummings be the least talented member of her family and
I liked having the assumption that that was the case.
But side by side comparison, I mean, Whitney Cummings is hysterical.
She's a classically trained actress, and she's good to look at,

(09:33):
you know, by comparison.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, I gotta admit that there have been many times
that Astley Cummins would I mean the other one, Whitney
Houston or whatever the fuck Whitney Cummings.

Speaker 14 (09:45):
Yeah, although I know you admire her on screen boyfriend
on her sitcom Chrystalia, and I believe you have modeled
your life after his in a lot of ways.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Modeled.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's good. That record we're supposed to actually give away
the fucking punchline, you fat bastard, Rochie, What would you
when this whole stuff was by the actually commons? What
was your fucking opinion on that, doughty bird?

Speaker 10 (10:16):
Yeah, well, I was surprised, actually, usually because I actually
took her word for things. I actually believed her and sought,
mister cleeverything was full of rubbish, if you will, And
it turns out that maybe she was full of shit,
who knows, you know, I thought it was funny and
the fact that she ended up going on byb for

(10:38):
less than what she would do. MLC was quite telling
to what sort of lady she is?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, yeah, Cord, would you it's not really any
of our business, but tell us anyway, Yeah, fat boy,
how much did you have to pay her? How much
did she asked for it?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Come on, she got thirty dollars. I told her I
would pay her twenty percent of whatever we made net
and I gave her thirty bucks, which is two dollars
more than she should have got. So I don't know
what do you guys think, should I ask for two
dollars back? Thinking about it?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Definitely please right house.

Speaker 14 (11:21):
Unless she sends you a beef shot, then she owes
you thirty dollars so you'll get all your money back.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
She did look a picture between her legs, you know,
kind of did she?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
She's so thin actually coming And this may soun vulgar,
and I hope it doesn't get taken that way. But
if she was going to take a picture of her
fart box, you'd need to deal with an IMAX camera
because there's nothing there, Like she has a spine with
a hole at the end of it. There's no there's
no mudflaps, right Christian.

Speaker 14 (11:54):
No, yeah, yeah, there there's there's no flaps and there's
certainly no mud she Jesus.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
But we've also got a poll in the question, and
I meant to say poll in the chat. That's a
funny mistake. You should clip that Magett out there fucking
crazy this episode. We are mad bastards. The question in
the poll is dead let me go too hard. The
options are yes, it was uncomfortable, no, ashe had it coming,

(12:24):
and don't know, let me give your memberships. I think
that's a fair option, don't you quod.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (12:32):
I don't know?

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Man?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
She did?

Speaker 7 (12:35):
You can never go too hard? What are we talking
about here? Hello?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's did you ever watch the Larry Sanders Show?

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (12:46):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
You signed? Like Hank Kingsley.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Black? What do you want me to do with that information?
Is there?

Speaker 13 (13:00):
Like?

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Is there the next thing to this? I don't know,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I just thought you needed to know.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
Great, Hey, that was a great bit. You really work
that one out. They did.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I've loaded.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Don't you fucking worry from today? What's going on here?
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Today?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
That's the issue, that's the problem.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Let's see your hand, are you shaking?

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Last let me see a shake yours, I will. So anyway,
that's why fucking mister kill Averthon actually host that he can.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
Actually finger you's got big knuckles.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
I hear.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's doing anything big about him. I hit him. So
we're going to start this excellent episode from the B
I B channel, but we're going not going by a
clip where we're going from the actual source. Remember people
used to do that. Yeah, fucking clipper cunts Doman not
in the bad way, but starts off KB or Lady

(14:11):
KB and Ashley had started arguing because basically Ashley Cummins
had hinted or basically said that m K A S
eight er. But then what's it? Ashley said it and
KB was arguing and then let me turns up. So
if anybody needs me to stop, just just shout out,

(14:34):
oh no, and then I'll know where the positive okay quote.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Stop the sexual assault or the video.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Right, we're going to play this. I can get into
the thing. Fuck me.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I came back from dinner.

Speaker 15 (14:54):
I took like a few bog hits and I had
like three glasses of wine at dinner, so I took
some bog and I just like fell asleep, like like
I wasn't gonna feel like you have to sleep on
the couch, like we were watching a show and I
just fell asleep, and then like, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
The first thing I've got to say, Killy. I've spoke
to you for a couple of years online, no offense taken.
But I'm pretty sure that if I came to your house,
you wouldn't say, Okay, come stay here and live here
for the night and get completely fucking black out drunk.

Speaker 13 (15:30):
It's it's weird. It's super super weird. Like I us
as women, I feel like we're alter protective over that.
So usually the only time that a woman invites a
guy to spend the night at her house is if
she would also like something to happen.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I feel like, Jesus, I'll do the fingering.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
That that's what I'm saying, but I definitely I think
that she must have had interest.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And that's that's the thing, Like when I'm saying that
we should deserve them, but it is kind of weird
to invite someone to give them all the shigns that
you would be interested in that way, and then and
then to actually.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
Not Husey though you're gonna think that this is disgusting,
but one time I did have Tony from Heck the
movies stay in my apartment.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
How many shits did he take?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Like twenty? I couldn't even say goodbye to him because
he was shitting for so long and I had to leave.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He's in Italian there, Uh, Shad's cow five dollars?

Speaker 7 (16:44):
How often is that your you are sleeping and you
don't notice a man dingering you? Apparently it doesn't allow
him to say a finger.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, let's just uh, let's move past that subject.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
But I'll move on. But the super chatters and may
not that's possible too, uh, And they are pouring in
to make it worth your while.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Why didn't we say twenty percent of the chats?

Speaker 16 (17:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Here you are?

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Here, you are. I knew you were going to say
it on air. Yeah, that is what I told you.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yes, you said it, you said it on air on Friday.

Speaker 17 (17:21):
But that is what I mean, Ashley. Why not why
not get a job?

Speaker 9 (17:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Why?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Like, why do you like you don't have a job, dude?

Speaker 17 (17:28):
Why why subject yourself to this?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
You see what I'm saying, this girl hates me? Why
do you hate me?

Speaker 17 (17:33):
I don't hate I don't hate you.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't even know you.

Speaker 17 (17:36):
I'm just asking you a fucking question.

Speaker 15 (17:39):
You said, why don't you get a job? As if
I don't have a job, that insinuates I don't have one.

Speaker 17 (17:44):
I have you see, desperate for money?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Why do you hate me? Why do you hate me?

Speaker 17 (17:50):
I don't even know you.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, so if you don't know me, how do you
know what I do and what I do not do?

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (17:57):
I right?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Hate Here she comes big redneck jugs And I don't
know if Lemmy Creed didn't like Ashley, but whatever. He
Lemmy's usually very jen and very rarely what's term combative,
but it caught. Did you know that Lammy had a

(18:21):
problem with actually beforehand?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Nope. I never even talked to a little Lemmy about
this at all. So I don't even think. I mean,
she must have seen that I put it out on Twitter,
you know, because I tag her in every episode of UYB,
So obviously she knows every single guest I'm going to
be having on. So if she had seen her around
and had some issues with her, I was totally unaware

(18:46):
of it, Lemmy came in. I think kb's her homie,
and uh, I think she just kind of came in
to back her up a little bit. That's I'm guessing.
I still haven't had a conversation with a little Lemmy
about this, though I don't no.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I love sheep.

Speaker 17 (19:04):
Simply asked you a question, he said, yourself, all the.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Ship ladies, ladies please, and.

Speaker 15 (19:16):
I keep answering. You said, why don't you get a job?
As if I don't have one? I said, what makes
you think I don't have a job.

Speaker 17 (19:23):
I actually second job. Why not get a second job?
If you're so hard for money?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
This is like the thing that's making me money recently.
Why do you hate me? Let's get to the actual question.

Speaker 16 (19:34):
My god, if you have three jobs, you wouldn't be
a wasting your fucking time on B y B.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I have three jobs and I've been on B y B.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
Same thank you.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Only one of my jobs actually pays.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
But still, and whatever Lemmy's doing, that's the most Southern
accents ever signed it like she almost spot in the
two and at the end of it, let me if
you want a cowboy hat, let us know. Let me
need to do a live stream tune on like a
haystick or something hit the like bulb.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
I'd watch it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
We need to get more more, Killy and lend me
the episodes because you're a couple of MyD bosterards and
me not in the most defensive way that I can
think of. But let me about to drop a vulgar line,
which is entertaining.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Kind of jobs, hand jobs, blow jobs, m jobs, Z jobs.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Right, a question for the chat and we'll stop a
questioning this. Watch a Z job.

Speaker 14 (20:46):
I was actually trying to think about what a Z
job could possibly be and uh and I was wondering
if it's you know, when you jerk someone off on
a Xanax, But then I remember Xanax built with an X,
so I have no answer for that.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm sorry, Killy, any idea what a G job is?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
And gotta be zoomc jobs right, roachie job the worst
of job?

Speaker 10 (21:13):
Yeah, I mean, Kaylie's just stole my attempt at poor joke,
which is to ship on Chad Zuma.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
But I'm not allowed to.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Everybody left really hard when I said it, so I'm
sorry for that.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
You know, go ahead the roachie, I can make it funny,
go say the same joke Againpe.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
Go ahead, Rochie, what's that hugely your MIC's breaking up?

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Echo? What's a G job?

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
What did Lucy say again? Something about Chad?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I love English people are hilarious. Inqud you know what
the Z job is?

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Zebra? Maybe like, uh, insert horse dick joke here, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
There could clip and he uses a job In the
next episode.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
She actually does do yoga teaching lessons, yes, or actually.

Speaker 15 (22:18):
Teach teachers how to teach you guys. So I have
my own teacher training program teach privates.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I teach like those who can't do teach kind of thing.

Speaker 14 (22:28):
What does it mean when she privates? Because I think
that might refer back to whatever his Z job is.
She says she teaches privates.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, I think she shucks sticks for money.

Speaker 17 (22:39):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 14 (22:42):
Military low ranking military members, so she only teaches privates.

Speaker 13 (22:50):
I was losing my mind when she was describing this,
because that, like being doing a yoga teacher training where
you're training other people to become yoga teachers, is like
one of the most MLM things without fucking selling Mary
Kay out of your trunk like I would.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Just it's not a job. It's not a job. It's
not a job. I'm sure some people make money off
of it, but like, dude, that's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I think that's one of those It's one of
those job titles people come up with so that they
don't say I'm currently unemployed. Like, you don't teach someone
how to fucking do yoga, You just you just go
on YouTube. Like, how the fuck would she have clients
that don't know how to use YouTube? Such as right

(23:35):
now we have everyone will hit the like button right quoad.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah, I mean she also makes like four dollars an
hour streaming too. I mean that's not she's busy doing
stuff like, uh, picking edibles, drinking wine. I'm sure there's
all kinds of shit she does during the day. Well,
there's just a lot of super you all.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Right, Okay, talk shit about Motley Crue and Kiss. Well,
I won't talk shit about Kiss, but Motley Crue fucking stinks.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
One of the ships bonds over their Netflix film.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Was you play a fucking drum set upside down?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So do you hold a chicken jumpstick?

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Got me there?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I know, believe me, it's my calling card.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Stunning Uh, all right.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Question for the panel. Have you ever heard of anyone
charging their date money to sleep over at their house?
Not counting hookers?

Speaker 16 (24:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Why do you guys have to call it a date?
It was meeting a person in real life. It wasn't
a date. He keeps calling it a date.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
If I get finger blasted, I feel like that's a date.
I'm sleeping.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Is a good date or bad date? Let me come on.

Speaker 16 (25:04):
It depends on how I feel when I wake up.
It depends on if I'm walking funny. If I'm walking funny,
it was probably a good date.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Then that's too many fingers.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
There's no such thing, right a whoa, Hey, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Let's start the question with.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He's too many fingers.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Let me is always right about everything.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
I'll do the fingering.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Excellent. Hey what about you? Ackled? You're married? Do you
ever sometimes share the wife? Go fucking hell? Watch it?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
No, I don't. I don't finger me anymore.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Nice?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Look at so right there that that's such a perfect
freeze frame. She's like, I wish I was somewhere else
right now. So bad? It's obviously, Oh my god, what
did I sign up for? Holy ship? We felt when we.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Had the Watcher Sister in the studio sixty sixty six.
And by the way, the bets she's one of the
people that Dave Grohl was buying.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
So there you got the face I made the first
time you came on my show us which fierce yours
no different face, Ashley face. You know you look like
you look like Hans Gruber. Thanks?

Speaker 14 (26:27):
You mean you mean after he fell off of Knockatomy
Plaza Jesus.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Sorry. By the way, Actually this is Lemmy, a longtime
co host of The B Y B Bodycast. Been around
for years and years. Uh, welcome, let me good to
see you again. I'm gonna see you too, it's been

(26:53):
a minute or two. Uh, Sketty too, John? Do you
know Sketty too? John? Ashley have you ever man?

Speaker 17 (27:00):
I love her?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Yeah, she's awesome. Also, actually I won't say that on air.
I think she's past that. But going back to Chad Zumac.

Speaker 13 (27:13):
On her.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Right, so true, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Hughsey's channel isn't the same as being on air, you know,
this is.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Just hanging out with friends.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, this is think of this basically like just read
it with a couple of people looking over here. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You don't think you can tell us what it is?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
No, I know I can't tell you what it is.
I mean, come on, you guys know you're around the
rumor mill as much as I am, so you know
what I was saying, But I won't say. You know,
you know what Chad Zumac did?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Can you tell us how many fingers U? Chad?

Speaker 7 (28:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
No?

Speaker 16 (28:06):
No, no?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
So fucking what.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Fuck Chad Zumog? Yeah? Every time I think it's steady
two John, That's what I think.

Speaker 17 (28:17):
Bless his heart, Bless his heart, bless his heart.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Uh I yeah, no, we have that drop. I at
least waited two months before inviting a strange internet internet
man to stay at my house. And God, I want
to say his name too, sketty tooth. Why do you
have so many mysteries surrounding you? I don't feel like
I could just blurt out all your personal info because
I think then I would end up in the fucking

(28:43):
Chad Zumog zone. And I don't want to go there.
I'm a good Egg. I want to stay a good
Egg too.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Bless your heart.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
I at least waited two months before inviting a strange internet.
Well whatever, I mean, yeah, you met? When did you meet? Mister?

Speaker 15 (29:01):
Has no one been on like a like? Has no
one ever been on like? I wasn't even looking for
a date. I was like, it was like he wanted
to come and drive here. Has anyone ever been on
like dating a like?

Speaker 7 (29:15):
How is there there? Hey? I don't know the one
to talk to because I'm happy to funk on the
first date. Just f y, lady a little.

Speaker 17 (29:25):
We've all seen it.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
I'll put things in you. I will be happy to.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
What on the first date? My dad told me he
loved me a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Jesus, Hey, a Ryan table Christian, you're notorious ladies man
with the game changing kick. I think it's the way
to describe.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yes, Yes, that is how it's been described.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's fucking on the first problem?

Speaker 14 (29:58):
Not usually no, but you know, I guess you do
have to get her consent though, so you know that
that's where it gets problematic.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
You know that's where it's a little bit less likely.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Hey, hey, hey, snow, that's your echo. Is first night
a problem?

Speaker 8 (30:19):
It depends how promiscuous you are. So if you're not
a piece of shit, and then it's fine because you
probably chose someone else. It's not a piece of shit
as well. But if you're just sleeping with anyone and
they probably got diseases, so you probably shouldn't have it, roachie.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Wait wait, wait that was that was the shittiest logic.
What are you saying? You're like, yeah, if she's not promiscuous,
if you're sucking her on the first date, she's promiscuous. Ego,
what do you say?

Speaker 10 (30:44):
No?

Speaker 14 (30:45):
No, she probably said I don't usually do this, and
you would believe the first time.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Laughing, say that.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Clarified.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
I don't think I've ever had a relationship where we
didn't technically on the first date.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
So.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Roche if you get a history of one nighters.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Back in my day.

Speaker 10 (31:19):
Even though I look like this, as you can imagine,
there's plenty of females that also look like this, so
it's pretty easy for me.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And of course ladies last Lucy, is there a problem
on the first night?

Speaker 16 (31:34):
Bang?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
And I won't even kiss on a first date. We'll
probably on a second date.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
So well, I need them to do it on the
first date because no woman with the Brian would want
to see me again.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
So that's why I wait till the second date.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
See, if I can't get it on the first night,
then I'm probably bored. If you and I'll have you
deported how many days before.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
You end up marrying them?

Speaker 6 (32:06):
I also won is the answer to that?

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Nothing like a nice vagina?

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Come on, KB, come on, it's not okay to say
that I'll fuck on the first day. I'm cool with that.
I mean, as long as you smell good, you smell
good and whatever.

Speaker 17 (32:29):
Come on, can't you choosers even if they smell bad,
you still.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Would I'm I can't even argue that that's facts. That's fact.
God damn it, you got me there, all right, Steve C.
Coming in again, Steve C. Thank you very much for
the five dollars. We are paying very close attention. Dear
Antler body lady. Wow, that's a long fucking name for

(32:53):
a person.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
That's not so much of a compliment. Like again, when
you see some of her yoga post photographs, like she
looks she doesn't look in ship, she looks small, nursed,
like she looks like you see something from and then Ethiopia.
Fucking odds.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
During the day I was thinking at Auschwitz. But all right,
same same.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
When aren't you suppose that we're gonna do a wrong
table when it comes to you, Ashley Roachie, would you,
uh no, good? Quad?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Would you?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Sure, I don't fuck it?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Killy would you?

Speaker 9 (33:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Christian? Would you?

Speaker 14 (33:51):
So this has to be a hypothetical, like not in
my current life situation, right because you know, but back
in the day I certainly did worse. So you know,
back back twenty years ago, you know, when she was
probably in her early forties.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah, I would have. Sure, I would have, As Squad would.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Say, Kayley, would you put your stuttering John Toy inside
of her? Though?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Come on, no, I wouldn't want to defile it.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
See it just to I mean it says things. Wouldn't
you be curious if you could put it in there
and still here you're it?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Yeah, and it's not who I would test.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It on acle just as a motter of benches. That's
the chance ever came up. You mentioned before that you
would buying Kiki. Would you also put Ashley comments on
that list?

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Oh that's fake news, I said, f KT, but I
didn't mean that kind of f KT. No, she's too old,
and yeah, I liked a little bit of something on
her and she doesn't have anything on her.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I like, I like a woman that knows that looks
at you was the way I run the wrong end
of the summit. So quad is the one with this
message for Ashley. I like to think in my.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
Right Yeah, what's uh? What's that old saying food doesn't
taste as good as thin feels right? Wrong? I've eaten
some pretty good fucking food. I know it is hard.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I've been two hundred pounds, dude, food rules.

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Being skinny is over fucking rated, dude, sort of God,
you want your hips hurt, You want your hips hurt
when you sleep on any fucking mattress.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Be a stupid skinny bitch. I am one, by the way,
I'm like a buck twenty six.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah, how much did you lose?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Like I didn't lose?

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Oh shit, I was one hundred and ninety eight pounds
at my fattest. You you're little, You're like I'm five.

Speaker 14 (36:00):
That it's gonna sound weird to maybe some of you,
but not all of you. Lemmy's never seemed hotter than
she does right now. The idea that she was one
hundred and ninety eight pounds, sign me up.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Little red jugs.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, but that's the that's the thing is that there's
a photo Lemmy posted every once in a while of
her when she looked when she was two hundred pounds,
and like, we we actually what we need is photographs
of Lemmy standing beside things, because we need to really
get a perfect image of my small she actually is.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
Like, what does she look like in pictures of her
at a county fair doing hog calls? She was pretty
good at it. She looked like a hog too. What
I mention.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Before we go on quad? Do you think you've ever
been I lingered and not noticed it? Thanks?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
You know, it's it's possible. It is possible. I sleep pretty.
I'm a heavy sleeper, so you never know. I take
a lot of edibles before I go to bed too.
That probably doubles down on that.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
Wait do you sleep face? Now?

Speaker 7 (37:22):
I know, but whatever, you can move me around and
I might not even notice. It's I don't know. You're
making me think too much, dang lizard. I don't appreciate
that making me think back on all those times I
woke up sore.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
This one says, please interrupt the next person to talk
with a drop. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Yeah, thank you for the two dollars. Raper but.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Thank you up.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah a little hog. God, dang, you must have been
round like a beach ball.

Speaker 13 (38:02):
I was.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I was so fucking round and I had like huge
double ds.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I could not see my feet.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
I just can't.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Big fucking tits.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Let me being blessed with big milkers, muscular legs. And
I hope this doesn't come across as vulgar but blue
jog lips.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
So well, we're here in the States. We dsls, use
the fy I.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
The s LS. I get it. I haven't watched the
Geersey Shore in the while, so I'm catching up. Don't
know spoilers quest Let.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Me guess you're a snooky guy.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Heay, Wow, she looks like the type of count that
could take a punch he speaking of hitting women, Christen,
you're getting ready to go it. Do you have any
plugs you'd like to give? That will be linked on below.

Speaker 14 (38:59):
Well, art from the idea that at some point over
the next twenty four hours, I'll imagine myself plugging fat Lemmy.
No disrespect to present day Lemmy, but sort of this,
this image of fat Lemmy is something that's going to
stay with me for a while. I think my final
thought on Ashley Cummings is that she just looks like

(39:20):
her sister, Whitney Cummings would have a painting of her
in the attic at her house, and you know.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Slowly has managed to keep her career going as a result.

Speaker 14 (39:31):
We've got Who These Broadcasters Tuesdays two pm Eastern on
the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. July first is
our one hundredth episode, and something's under lock and key.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
But everyone will want to tune in for that episode.

Speaker 14 (39:46):
You'll you'll see someone that I think you're not expecting
to see on that show ever, so we'll tea July first.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Nothing that crazy Hughes see. Come on now, I don't
know any of those.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
I can't wait to Dennis Biller.

Speaker 14 (40:01):
Like I said, nobody that you'd be expecting to see
on the show, Quad But anyway, thank you. I wish
I had more time, but I blame Husley for not
understanding how stream yard works.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Yes, I don't know most everybody.

Speaker 14 (40:16):
Well, great, great to see all of you, except for
the Pineapple. You're still cunt of course, all right, glad
you know a bye everybody.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Ste Thanks for thee I've heard better drops from the
roof of the camera Arena May ninety nine over the
edge to any of you, Normy, he's got that reference.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
No, we're not retarded, and you are.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Reference the restler.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Owen Hart was making his entrance from the sailing, his
hot broken. He fell to his dad.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
How interesting and his kids. Let me write that down
real quick second. Yeah, okay, good, got it.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You can.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Wrongs. I can write wrongs.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
See what he did? You can right wing? Well yeah, yeah, boy, anyway,
almost the the by B show, fucking mice froze.

Speaker 17 (41:28):
There's nothing wrong with a little sick.

Speaker 16 (41:30):
I'm getting sick. I've gained like ten pounds in a month.
I'm getting thick. What I'm getting there big? I want
to be like a forty.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Yeah, I spared to you so far tonight, KB. I
love playing that sound drop just for you, as you
well know. Did I have to say?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hang on, I have to pause. I've just seen a
comment that is quite fucking brilliant. We'd like to read
that one, killy.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
My glasses or not on. I cannot read that far, thankfully.
I feel like based on all the snickering, go ahead, michele.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Og mumbling Nick. If only Quad showed Owen how to land.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
See that all right? Gee, and even Jesus Christ, I
zone five dollars. Thank you very much, sir, mister kill Everything,
I have a heart on, Ashley, I want to go
to lunch.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I feel like that's the appropriate response.

Speaker 17 (42:38):
Yeah, change the subject. Yeah, let's go get some lunch.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Raging heart on. That's the way I like to describe mine.
Thank you very much. Yeah, myster kill everything, I have
a heart on. I want to go to lunch. Is
this true? I don't remember you guys saying that that happened.

Speaker 15 (43:00):
Oh no, she said someone said something about him saying
something next morning, And the only thing that happened was
he like kind of whispered to me that when he
woke up. It was like we weren't even in the
same area, but he said something like I had a
really big heart on this morning or something like that,
and I was like, do you want to go to lunch?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I was trying this Irish place?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
You know, what the fuck's in the Irish place?

Speaker 10 (43:33):
More importantly, he was why did she think of the Irish?
As soon as mister cole Everything said I have a hoddle,
what's what about?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
She's probably thinking we need to get him some whiskey
ace up. But yeah, the thing is she you know
there is quite there's possibly a chance that what's his name,
m k E did failure up in her sleep and
she notice because there's nothing on her that you can grow.

(44:03):
So probably I'll tell him the trade there.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Plus, mister liner, my thought was that she's got a
gaper and uh, it's just so big that she didn't
even notice.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Gaper. I barely know.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Let me walk home.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
I have I too have had people, ladies not people.
Jesus Christ. That sound like a fag. No, I too
have had ladies put me in the friend zone. That's
very sad when that happens. I'm not a fan of it.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
On in the wrong parking zone anyway, bitch and lover.

Speaker 15 (44:46):
I invited him over to be like, we decided that
you would drive here, he offered to, so that we
would meet in real life to be friends. Like someone
asked me on another podcast, like was there a shot?
And again I hadn't seen him before for ten days.
I didn't know anything about the extent of his drinking
stuff and what The second he got out of his car,

(45:08):
I knew.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
The only thing I ever wanted to be is possibly
a friend.

Speaker 16 (45:12):
You could have watched five minutes of his content knew
that he was a hardcore alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Ashley, Yeah, shame on.

Speaker 16 (45:19):
Me, seriously, not like trying to yell at you or anything.
And I have like super sensitive constitution or whatever, but
like five minutes, five minutes any amount of research, Mersch
did say.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Merce said, yeah, but she she's right like herd of
the fucking Ashley not know that the guy is a
unbelievable alcoholic, Like he's had facial prolysis at least twice,
and you're in a stream because he means so wish.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
She watches MLSIE. She watched. She said, she like adamantly
watches MLSI. She has seen that guy plastered on MLC.
There's no doubt about it. I don't believe that answer.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
Yeah, that's what do you think?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Maybe Kiley that it was that sort of thing, like
the did not type thing where she thought she liked
the visual and then she shed in real life and
she was like, holy fun. By the way, did you
know that mister kill Everthing's only thirty eight? I thought
he was fifty. Yeah, he's only thirty eight years old,

(46:23):
Like the fucking give him cavisil looked healthier down him
at the end of the Passion of the Christ, not
the I mean the PENULTI Machine and spoiler alert, I
mean to give it away.

Speaker 13 (46:36):
I think it's interesting there that Ashley, that she said
when he got out of the car, that's when I
knew that I wasn't interested. So to me, that means
she might have been interested before he got out of
the car. And if you're getting fucked up together and
you're having fun, maybe things went further than she was

(46:57):
expecting them to and then she felt ashamed and then
the story changed. My Okay, so I don't know a
ton about this story, Like I've been kind of following.
I've been listening to a little bit, but I do
feel like I'm I'm missing some pieces. So my understanding
is actually has changed her story a bunch of times,
Like it started out like, no, nothing happened, and then
it was, oh, well, maybe he was on the couch,
and then it was maybe he was in my bed,

(47:18):
and then it was oh, he was definitely in my bed,
and then here she's saying, oh, well, then you know
he told me he had a heart on. So it
seems like more and more pieces just keep coming out
that are suspicious.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
I don't know, is right.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
All the new parts coming all the new parts coming
out were from his end, Like he just kept saying
more and more and more on MLC, like saying all
this shit, and she was like, I don't none of
that happened, is what she's saying. Anyway. I don't know
if he's got a good imagination or what the fuck,
but yeah, this is a.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Favorite one of mine. Had to change screening. One of
the people she quadged face here. That's his facial expression
when he watches the first two thirds and twelve years
of Sleep. He's a racist. He doesn't have any tolerance
for the hip hop community.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Right, cord Rap sucks. After he saw the way that
you were pissed off at him, he said, all right,
this guy's obviously got this lady pissed off. He said,
the worst thing you can have is a lady feel
indifferent towards you. You obviously are very pissed off of

(48:37):
mister kill everything. Is there a better chance now of
you guys getting back together? Now?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
The worst thing would be if you woke up and
you told the lady I have a massive heart on
and then the lady says me too. That's worse than whatever.
Call bringing up.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Isn't that your dream day?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Easy? Get the fuck out of here? I mean only one.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Now that you're actually wrong about that as well.

Speaker 15 (49:07):
It was more it was it was mostly contextual, like
Melton started making videos about me that Monday, and then
the week after that he started saying publicly that he
was dating me, then escalated to he fingered me, and
then escalated to like not denying that we didn't sleep together,
and then in the last few days he massaged my

(49:29):
legs and picked me up like. So it's like it
was just I was at a boiling point with everything,
so I didn't probably the way they should have.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Sorry, here's the way she said that.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
There is if she was more offended by the fact
that mister quin think said he gave her a message. Right,
the fingering thing was fine, sleeping in the same bed,
the fucking that's fine.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
But hey, don't you dare say he gave me a message?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, But the massage thing, it's actually, in a weird
way more intimate because at least if he was a
finger inner, she's gets something out of it. If she's
getting massage, she's just ladding some early season's version of
John Goodman from Rousan Ladiner Massage and it's disgusting speaking
of John Goodman, Keiley.

Speaker 13 (50:20):
Next Tuesday, Yes, yes, Tuesday, the whatever is the Tuesday
that's immediately after Day the seventeenth.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Is that a Tuesday?

Speaker 13 (50:30):
Tuesday, June seventeenth, hughsy is joining me on my channel
to talk all about ten Cloverfield Lane, John Goodman's best role,
of course ever looking like a total fat ass. So yeah,
come check that out on once Over with Kayley.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Exactly for the doyo role is let me make it
out with an alcoholics export no, because he drinks light
beer and like beer is hey, hey, hey snow so there.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Uh neil two dollars. Let me read this. I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I wish it was that I left for dead on
the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I read that.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
Let's play that again. I uh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I wish it was Ashley that I left for dead
on the side of the road.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Oh yeah, the broken neck guy. God. I was like,
what the fuck does that supposed to me? Yeah? Joey
c famously yesterday I fucking went on a walk and
talk and some dude was like, and hey, help me out.
I broke my neck. We actually actually, uh, maybe after
the two hours is up and you take off, we're
going to go through all of the Joey c shit

(51:46):
that happened yesterday. That is hilarious and blows my mind.
But yeah, apparently he just he saw some dude with
the broken.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Neck and quads me not Rochie. Would you like to
read the super shot? The Mule Shant and nobody else
wanted to be? And it was hilarious Christmas lamped on screen.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
I never read it. I realized later that's.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Going to help me if you put us all at
the bottom. I'm it, Yeah, you go going to expose
me for not being able to fucking read. Right, fruit
helped me out?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Sure, Ashley did get just done a lot as a kid,
get it?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
So it says Ashley, y'all get him on a lot kids,
get it?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
What about the kids?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
And the guy was like, hey, man, I broke my hand.
Helped me out, And Joey looked over him and was like, no, man,
I'm on a live stream. Someone to help us, Like
what the fuck? Like so amazing. It's like, yeah, that's
not a big deal, man, you got a broken neck,
deal with it. I I'm having I have a feeling

(53:02):
that has something to do with me being a quadriplegic
in him, like he hates probably wheelchair people. Now I'm
guessing I don't really know.

Speaker 17 (53:10):
Maybe he's and they are pretty gross.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Hey, fuck you bitch. That's rude. Seven ub seven five bucks,
Thank you very much, sir, Hi Ashley, Are you sure
that you are a Red Bar fan? A fan of
his show, not his hair or cool sunglasses? Are you
a fan of his show, not his hair or cool sunglasses.

Speaker 13 (53:34):
So?

Speaker 15 (53:34):
I know Mike and Jules personally, I'm a fan of
them as people. I've very publicly said that I'm not
a fan of a lot of things that he says.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
And when.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Me starts getting annoyed at her and really starts going
from ball busting to arguing with this or this is
when a stone cold turns up.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Don't represent Red Bar, but I cover him?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
How would you? How would you represent Red Bar?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Did you want to interrupt me?

Speaker 16 (54:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (54:06):
I did?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
How did you want? How would could you? Or would
you represent Red Bar?

Speaker 9 (54:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Who are you even? I am a sister of some
shitty comedian.

Speaker 9 (54:17):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Yeah, Uh, Ashley is a liar.

Speaker 16 (54:22):
She obviously had some sex play with m K and
regrets it, so is denying it now.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
All right, that was a statement question who.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I'm a nobody? I'm literally no, let me.

Speaker 9 (54:42):
My name is.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Your passive aggression is so fucking old, dude to stop?

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Yeah, I all right, mockery is the the oh I'm
gonna ask you? Okay, okay, kill.

Speaker 13 (55:09):
I just want to say, Also, before Lemmy came on,
I think Lady KB did an awesome job of questioning
things as well, and Quad, you did a great job
even back then, like even earlier in the episode. Again,
before Lemmy came on, Ashley just cut in like, oh,
I just want to go. I just want to go.
This is so like why is she being mean to me?
Why is she being mean to me? So it's so

(55:30):
I loved watching Lemmy then continue pushing like Lady KB
was probably the least of Ashley's worries.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
Yeah no, but I'm just trying to keep it like
deflecting and like sidetracking her and like just do it. Yeah,
Like I never answered like can I go? I would
be just like ah read super chance and you like Okay,
it was like, uh whatever. We kept her around for

(55:58):
an hour and forty five minut so I think we
did good.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Thanks for the doe box from down some nice podcast.
Stupid Roachie? Ever give him as sage to a man
kiss closed? Well, Roachie, have you?

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Yeah? Of course, but I told Dan that in private.
I don't know why he's telling everybody.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
You geezus And then they can every Tuesday be a
huge day? Well, it certainly can once I get rid
of these fucking fruits. Echo, you need to go. You say,
what plugs do you have? Which are already linked on below?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeap, Just come and follow me Echo Pineapple. It's easy
to do. Just find me on YouTube. Your motherfuckers. Thanks
having me, mate, agree, There you go.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I'm glad he's fucking gone. I never liked him anyway.
He seems like a g word.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
With the Red Bar thing. Okay, so you've been a
fan of Red Bar for a long time, you watched
a lot of it, and you're you're friends with Jewels
and Mike Mike himself, right, Mike David, how did you
not know.

Speaker 9 (57:10):
Like.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
With with people covering you and then you like saying
that you're going to go after clippers. Just going back
to that whole thing, like, how did you not know
that that was going to go bad?

Speaker 9 (57:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
So you said go after clippers?

Speaker 15 (57:26):
I wrote three or four people after I got into
my car or into an uber after teaching, and like,
I wasn't I just downloaded acts like a month and
a half ago.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
I wasn't used to any of this. I didn't understand
any of this. So the way that you worded that
your burbiage, I don't feel like was okay?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Okay? And Kiky has joined the chat for anyone in
the episode, anyone listening to the audio version. So Ashley
is a yoga teacher who didn't have any social media
to promote her business. I'm thinking she probably wasn't highly

(58:05):
in demand, right, Rochiere.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
There's no way.

Speaker 10 (58:10):
I think she said at one point she's got free clients,
which is an interesting wordage that she used her for
people that obviously play her to teach her, teach them
how to I suppose try and turn themselves inside out?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah? Hang on? Is that KB with the comment just
avoid Keanu KB. Kennie came into clutches for her seven
year podcast, a professional comedian and her sickest burn was

(58:46):
I have greasy her f a KT. I gotta be
honest with that. I thought that the Keanu's lines were
pretty funny though, And the next time I'm hanging out
with my gay friends, which is every day, I will
also use the dry shampoo line on her. There's a
Kanu and the KB feud going on behind the scenes.

(59:09):
It sings, so Keanu immediately comes in to start on KB.
She doesn't go after Lemmy because Kani's not fucking crazy.
But listen, I think people genuine need fear Lemmy. She's
the smallest person in the Double Wars, yet she's one
of the most powerful. She's she stood un prepedant.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Let me put it like this, Uh, like meltain zooming
in on your face and doing all that the same
kind of shit that like Mike Redbar does on shows
all the time. Like that's exactly the same kind of
stuff that like Red Bar does. So if you were
a fan of Red Bar and seeing all that kind
of shit, then wouldn't you have like understood that that's
just the way shows are they They look at your

(59:54):
show and pick it apart kind of fuck with you.

Speaker 15 (59:58):
Like the best question that I have been asked in
the last twenty minutes I've been here. I feel like
Red Bar does it a little bit artistically, a little
bit differently.

Speaker 17 (01:00:08):
And is at least funny.

Speaker 18 (01:00:09):
Yeah, maybe a little bit mountain Yeah right, Hi, Ashley, Sorry,
I came up.

Speaker 17 (01:00:16):
I came. I wasn't going to come on.

Speaker 18 (01:00:17):
I came on to say you're doing a great job.
Don't let anybody gaslight you. You you are beautiful and
who cares? Your face is flawless and uh, but go ahead,
go ahead, and then then I gotta go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Yeah, welcome, you can hang out for a minute. Come on.

Speaker 17 (01:00:32):
I was listening. I was listening Mazzie.

Speaker 13 (01:00:37):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Is it?

Speaker 17 (01:00:38):
Mazzie?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Oh h, that's KB and you know let me?

Speaker 17 (01:00:44):
Well, Hi, let me also, I love you? Let me?

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:00:47):
Uh is it?

Speaker 18 (01:00:49):
It's Mazzi kby noe KB okay.

Speaker 17 (01:00:54):
I thought you were Oh.

Speaker 18 (01:00:55):
I just thought, uh, if you think that the well,
why don't you just get a and then be like
I was just asking a question.

Speaker 17 (01:01:02):
I did think.

Speaker 18 (01:01:02):
I did find that like bizarrely condescending when she's telling
you she has one number two If you guys, don't
if you maybe it's only happened to people like me,
or it's happened to me, Uh, somebody, You invite them
over and then you know, you think you're not giving
them the wrong idea, and then they're they're butt hurt
that they didn't get laid, and then they make up

(01:01:23):
something else about it, So it's definitely happened.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
So you're saying that you got finger blasted once too,
got it?

Speaker 17 (01:01:31):
It's thanks? I don't. No one asked no.

Speaker 18 (01:01:34):
I'm just saying I just was listening. And also I
was invited on the show, so I was like, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Say the county's been finger blasted more than once, But killy,
do you think that that's.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
The counting?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Makes a good point there?

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
I actually do, which is shocking. I think there's absolutely
this story could go one of two ways. One is,
you know, there's no way to figure out what's actually
happening here because everybody could be making things up. There's
a lot of reason for Ashley to act.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Said the finger blastom could go one with two a's
you know what I mean, guys inink a mistink and.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Sorry, go ahead, beautiful beautiful.

Speaker 13 (01:02:21):
I think that there's there's motive for Ashley to make
things up. I think that there's motive for mister kill
everything to make things up, and you know, it's possible.
What I think probably happened is someplace in between. I
feel like probably there was a little bit of something
something and you know dog actually yeah, yeah, I'm just
going to keep saying the things it's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
But the thing is I heard that mister kil Averthon
and his axe Rony together for like six months. Yeah.
He talks about them like they were fucking Zach and
Kelly from Shit by the Bell, you know what I mean,
Like he's a nut and he he thinks like I
think if he spoke if Kelly invited him on the

(01:03:03):
show to talk about whatever the film rasdent Evils section
was a really good one that they he would somehow
take that as some type of romantic romantic did if
you reviewed Blue Jasmine, he would kind out as getting
a bj get it.

Speaker 13 (01:03:21):
A lot of guys will take any sort of attentions,
Like I've had guys I've been like, hey, you did
a great job on this podcast, and then a guy
has taken that as like me hitting on them, and
so it's a weird line for women. So I definitely
can understand why maybe something came across wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Yeah, and you were hitting on when you said it
was nice to be on a podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you did a great job. You did a great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Jobs in private that she'd love to know. It'd be
like the buying Sam Elliott if he was completely racist.
And then I says, well, Quad, your guy, you know
clearly what don't believe?

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Goddamn you know whats that is what I say. We
just gonna was gonna go on?

Speaker 10 (01:04:07):
But I yeh are we just going to allow like
Keanu clearly not knowing who KB was slight Like that's
a point, like a big insult to not only b
y B itself but KB. So like straight away, she's
like she mentioned Madzie's name like three times. No, that's

(01:04:28):
Mazzie right, It's like you've Dune bitch, and you've been
watching the show, like, so you should know who's on,
you know what I mean? Rather than just jumping on
trying to get attention and hopefully views on our own channel,
that's what she's after, or.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Try to make a new friend as well too, right Ashley,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, she'll try to get her on.
She sees what she sees, she sees the super Chats
pouring and she sees all of that. She's very aware
of what if she can get Ashley on her show,
hopefully the same happens for her. I guarantee, sorry to
cut you off, I.

Speaker 13 (01:05:05):
Will say I will say also that Brochie, I'm so
glad that you said that, because I was absolutely thinking
about that. And actually the first time, one of the
first times I was on buib Keanu was also there
and she didn't know who I was either, and I
was I'm small potatoes. Not knowing KB is one thing,
not knowing me is another thing. But I felt like,

(01:05:29):
when you know who's going to be on with you,
like you research them a little bit, right, Like you
go and you're like, okay, what other things do they do?
Because that's like a polite thing to do. You're about
to work with somebody, do you want to know a
little bit about them? Like, don't just jump on and
be like, oh, who the hell are you?

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
Also, it's I hate to say this, but it's the truth.
And it's one thing that Quad always laughs at me for.
It's the same thing her husband does, right, just come
in to cause havoc, just to try and get viewership afterwards. Yeah,
and it's like, we know what you're doing. It's fine,

(01:06:07):
I suppose, but don't claim like they used to at
the start, that they wasn't coming in to be part
of the dabble Verse. Now a year and a half later,
here is Keanu coming on talking to Ashley, who happened
to be on probably one of the biggest Dabble Verse
shows MLC.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I think it's more just a case of Keane coming
into card shit, like she probably did know who KB was.
She just wanted to have a go at her for
past comments.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
So to be honest, do you think Keanu is nagging
KB here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yeah? I think that because as we go on, I
think this was a kind of a funny appearance by Kanu,
and that because before use the argument with a group guys,
Now it's women arguing, and women are better at arguing
than men because you manage just like you're gay and stupid. Well,

(01:07:09):
women used these things called greens and say sort of
witty observational stuff while while people are going where you
get that hot from Quad the gay shop? Aha? Really
good stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Shut up, earl Stabby with my penis.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, we're up their own ars.

Speaker 18 (01:07:30):
This is good stuff really, because I'm exhausted, but I
had to get in there and say that, you know,
so don't let anybody. He's just saying that just to
be you know, he's embarrassed that he didn't get to
have sex with you when you maybe weren't even trying
to give him that impression, right, Ashley.

Speaker 15 (01:07:48):
Thanks Kiki, and I appreciate you coming on because I
was feeling quite bullied over here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Believe me, I don't know, Keanu, you're defending sexual talking about.

Speaker 17 (01:08:04):
O'clock.

Speaker 18 (01:08:04):
Shut up, I actually I can. But anyway, Uh, it's fine,
It's okay, it's okay. Your hair is a little greasy tonight,
whoever you are.

Speaker 17 (01:08:12):
But anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:08:15):
Maybe a little dry shampoo might work out for you.
And I thought you were the I thought your mister
kill everything's the wife or something.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Anyway, come on, that's a funny thing to say, the
dry shampoo or the mister.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
Which one's worse?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Roche Let you let me take your hair bobble id
and let us see your long watch. Do you have
the same hair style as Ki?

Speaker 16 (01:08:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
I believe.

Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
I believe also I might have a bigger chest in
Kean's because I'm not built like a twelve year old boy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Because think you you enjoyed that line there, didn't you, baby?

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Yeah, I was there for the entire thing. I enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
We know, what's your fucking show. I'm talking about. The
fucking line is great? Shut up, idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
Uh yeah, of course, all the lines were great. The
fucking the hairline was great. You can't read a clock
and they were fucking brutal. And Ashley loved it too
that she was getting a little bit of help there
at the last you know, women needed a little help.
She thought she was getting ganged up on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
So but that's that's what makes it so anentertaining to watch,
because it's just just intelligence schooling on well maybe not.

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
Intelligence, but it's thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Uh no, I'm staying to think. But like then, again,
to be fair, Ashley was getting a little I don't
know if believe it the like term, but she was dumbled.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I agree.

Speaker 13 (01:09:58):
And again so before or lem Me came on, before
Keanu came on. I do think for the most part,
I really liked everything that Lady K was saying. But
I did understand again earlier on in the episode, when
Lady KB and Ashley were kind of going back and
forth about if Ashley is a queuing somebody of you know,
sexual assault, And during that conversation, I understood why both

(01:10:25):
of them were getting frustrated at each other, but I
didn't feel like Ashley was getting hurt. And I did
think that she made actually kind of an okay point there.
She wasn't saying it well, but I understood what she
was saying, and so like listening to that back and
forth was a little challenging for me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Is a comment by six Stringman the title on a
member actually seems like the type of woman whose love
is dependent on how much you bought for her this week. Jesus,
what do you think? What Mitch?

Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
She admittedly says that she's looking for a rich man
to marry, So there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Well, that's not gonna happen with an arse like that,
just saying there you go.

Speaker 18 (01:11:09):
That's why I thought that you were So it's even
worse that you're being so rude to this woman that
you don't even know, right, Okay, thank you very much.
I asked her a question, you said, and then you
acted like it wasn't a condescending fucking question.

Speaker 16 (01:11:23):
To be fair, Actually, everything Ashley says condescension.

Speaker 15 (01:11:28):
Exactly speak because that is the truth, right.

Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
Well, and I was just listening.

Speaker 18 (01:11:36):
I was just going like, you know, let's be a
little like, let's not gas Later into thinking that wasn't
a weird condescending question.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
That's all.

Speaker 17 (01:11:45):
You could just own it and be like, yeah, I
was fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
With you, right, you know, then that was it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
But whatever.

Speaker 17 (01:11:51):
Anyway, that was the second point.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
It's as fucking button Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
To call Drashed exact sham shim.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Actually I'm wearing the exact same shirt I was wearing.
That's hilarious. Uh shit, I forgot my point. Oh no, No,
it seems like Keanner just learned, uh the word gaslighting
because like this last month she's used that word so
many times I can't tell you, Like she said it

(01:12:25):
with Nick Ricketa and then she brought it onto this show.
It's like, did you just learn this word and you
just can't stop saying it now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
She does have to shay, I like Kikky. But she
does paint herself. Oh she's like the fat boy slimming.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Uhh.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
She gets fixated on things.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah, she can get.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Lucy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
It would go again into the dirty section.

Speaker 18 (01:13:03):
If if he thought he was going to get to
have sex with you or do whatever, then it's and
you didn't and you just fell asleep in the bed.

Speaker 17 (01:13:12):
That's that happens. If she's saying she.

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
Wasn't fingered, for the love of God, I hope that
she doesn't know, that just doesn't that it didn't happen,
and she just isn't aware of it.

Speaker 17 (01:13:23):
That would be really bad. But I believe she probably knows. Anyway,
when I heard.

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
Kiki, when I heard I was fingered, that was news
to me. Hence my comment. If that happened, I was
not awake.

Speaker 17 (01:13:37):
That's not good, not good at all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Going out the seeds of sexual assault. That's super fun,
by the way. But now I'm good. Now, I'm just
gonna keep on fucking talking, bitch. I'm here to trigger you,
that's all I'm here to do. Well, tell me to
shut up.

Speaker 16 (01:13:57):
I won't stop talking until Quad takes me off the
fucking screen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Just to grow up your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I'm listening.

Speaker 17 (01:14:05):
I'm listening, Ashley. I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
To an accusation nine minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Hey, ladies, I'm gonna say right now that I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
You're all making progress, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
You're doing great, all right, geeky if me, oh.

Speaker 18 (01:14:20):
I think I'm positive you don't like me either, old timer.
But if me and let me can get over all right, then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
But I's gonna say, I can't remember the name of
that guy up the top right, what's his name? Honky
the coin? He looks like Jackey, like Vincent offering him
and it's weird. Just forty years Jesus called, you're being

(01:14:48):
harsh to night.

Speaker 18 (01:14:49):
Bib can right, So that's true, That is true, Yes, exactly,
go ahead, Ashley.

Speaker 15 (01:14:56):
I was listening Kiky to respond to and Brennan asking
me if that happened, this thing that, to my knowledge,
I hadn't even heard of happening two weeks after this
person left my house, like to fucking Arizona. To respond,
if that happened, I was asleep. It's not equal a
sexual assault complaint or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
This woman blamed me.

Speaker 13 (01:15:22):
I beg to differ it kind of is okay? I
have a thought exercise. That's horrible. This is a serious question, though,
which I think is an interesting question. If this happens
to a woman, she has a guy over, the guy
has sex with her when she's asleep, she has no
idea that it happened. She doesn't get pregnant, she doesn't

(01:15:45):
get any STDs, nothing bad happens, her reputation never gets
put on the line. It's not like he's going around
and telling everybody I banged so and so nobody ever
finds out about it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Nothing bad happened. Is that a bad thing.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
Falls?

Speaker 13 (01:16:01):
Yeah, it's vagina. Yeah, if a tree falls in your
vagina doesn't make a noise. But I do think that
that's a really interesting question because what we're basically asking
is the person, the guy in the scenario, he's happier
because he got banged and he probably liked the way
that he did it, and the girl doesn't know, so

(01:16:21):
she's not any worse off.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
So really, we just made the world a better place.
And that's a horrible, horrible, horrible.

Speaker 13 (01:16:27):
Thought exercise, But it's interesting, and I think that Ashley
is leaning into that a little bit without saying it
in that way.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
And that's fucked up.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
This world you've come up with. Everybody's happy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I think it's kind of a bad thing. Like do
you a doggy style of woman while she's asleep?

Speaker 13 (01:16:53):
Well, maybe you wouldn't like it, but perhaps there's a
guy who would enjoy that sort of activity.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
His name's Bill Cosby.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
What if he starts getting into like the extra stuff
and he starts like fingering her arms, Well, she's asleep
and she wakes up and he's like, oh fuck.

Speaker 13 (01:17:08):
Anyway she finds out about it, then the tree didn't
fall into her vagina, it fell into her ass.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
But if she's only a sleep as in I'm gonna
take a quick knap, make up, going what the fuck
you're doing? Run the bus?

Speaker 13 (01:17:22):
So then you have to ask the question is there
a difference between if I say that exact same scenario.
Is there a difference between if she's asleep versus if
he drugged her? And that's another thought exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
I just don't understand how you could do it unless
you're you've got a really small pick and you're unbelievably gentle.
There's no way you're not gonna get caught unless she
slap naked and then and had one of her legs
in the air or whatever position. I don't see how
you could do it unless you get a drug right leg.

Speaker 13 (01:17:54):
It's a thought exercise too, well, and again and again
I think that the point that Ash is making here
is an interesting point. What she's saying is she's saying
that this that she's not accusing him of assault, and
that to me makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Her argument makes sense to me here, not.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Just because it is not sure at the end that
it's like, I get what she's saying. But if someone
asks you, like, did that happen, you probably would just say, no,
that never happened, right, Isn't that the right response? That's
I guess another question.

Speaker 13 (01:18:28):
I mean, I get that's a harder question to say
because if somebody says it publicly, then chances are I
do need to respond to it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
So would I respond in the same way that Ashley
has to this.

Speaker 13 (01:18:40):
I don't necessarily know that that's the case, but I
would probably say something similar. I would probably say, I
don't recall that happening. If he's saying that that happened,
then he's owning himself right now because I don't recall
that happening. If that, if that is the truth, if
that's the truth of what happened, you know that's that
would probably be my response.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Well, I say that it always asks for a consent?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina?

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
See thanks for those books.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
To just say no, he didn't figure me. Why did
you have to say.

Speaker 17 (01:19:18):
Very vague answer, if it happened, I was asleep. Well
it didn't say, you're an answer?

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
And Kevin kept pressing me, and I said, if this happened,
I was asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Why even say that exactly?

Speaker 18 (01:19:31):
Well, why is he saying it happened? Why is he
saying it happened exactly?

Speaker 16 (01:19:36):
What he's saying doesn't matter. Your response is what matters.
That's what we're talking We're talking about your response. You
could have just said, no, it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
He's a liar.

Speaker 17 (01:19:44):
You just started.

Speaker 18 (01:19:45):
The root of the problem is she doesn't remember that
it happened. He's saying it is because he's butt hurt
that he didn't get late and nothing ever happened.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Right, Okay, then why didn't you know that? Why did
you have to say yeah, exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:19:58):
Yeah, you shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 15 (01:20:00):
I'm seeing over and over again, how many times they
keep talking about it, how many times they ask.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Me, Actually, that's something you need that you're going to
have to learn about. Mlcays that Kevin Brewnan has two
topics and he has sex rotating guests and they talk
about jams ship all the time. They still get that
Felicia Diction cat you on to talk about pat dition,
which is fucking boring, but that so this this whole thing,

(01:20:27):
whether I actually know that or not, she's going to
get this spoken about forever, and by the end of
the year, mister kill Everything's going to say that he
freaking Tasha Salad. That's just what he does. That's the
way it is, right, Rochie.

Speaker 10 (01:20:44):
Yeah, I just what's funny though, is I think at
some point Keannie went, well, the bottom line is and
I thought she was going to say, you shouldn't have
gone on a podcast talking about private stuff if you
didn't want it to get out there in the world,
and they before you have to defend your or his actions, right,

(01:21:04):
But she didn't. She was like, why didn't you just
not answer to the question to Brennan And it's like, well, Keane,
you've been in the same situation with Brennan on his
own show where you've gone, oh, I'm not going to
talk about that, and then by the end of the
episode you've already spilt the beans and.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
More, you know, more shit afterwards as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
He cried, Yeah, I would say. The people don't meet
up in public with guys like MK or me in
real life apart from me. Don't don't tell him when
I said that I have her plans to be kidnapper happened.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
It happened when I was not away.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
What if it did happen while you were asleep?

Speaker 17 (01:21:49):
I don't think then.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
I'm just curious. I'm just saying, what if it did?

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
What would a lady know that, like, just there's four
of you here, would you know if your your stuff
got touched?

Speaker 17 (01:22:05):
Background on your things?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
That is sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
Yes, yes, you like it?

Speaker 17 (01:22:12):
Do you like the queue looks lovely?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
I got the queue and all of the podcasts.

Speaker 17 (01:22:17):
Podcasts that's lovely.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
Anyway, I swapped it. Uh, it's fun.

Speaker 17 (01:22:25):
Also. Actually, Kevin Brennan is a really good dude. Uh
actually we were not. He's done me wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
But know what he did was use you for content,
and you're still allow it to happen because you're such
good friends.

Speaker 17 (01:22:40):
Listen, I've known Kevin Brennan, so it's worth it years, no.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Worth it.

Speaker 18 (01:22:47):
I met Gino through Kevin Brennan. That was the first
thow I ever did you don't you guys are on
the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Internet, Well, that's that's not really something that is a
smelling man, right, quad smelly wop.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
I was thinking of that too, because it's funny how
they they're like, none of you guys have ever met
Aaron Imhol We hung out in real life and like that.
That's another thing she's talked about, and like, yeah, why
you guys can't hate Eron you've never met him? How
you don't know anything about it. It's like we've seen
a few samplings of him. We're good. Thanks. I don't

(01:23:27):
think I need to meet him in real life to
know he's what he is. I won't even call him names,
but yeah, same shit, Like I don't need to meet
Kevin Brennan in real life to know he's a smug prick,
like I seen it in action over No and I
see how he uses people on his podcast. It's fine,
it's fine, I don't care. But you're not friends. No,

(01:23:49):
he said it on his own podcast. We're not friends.
He said it to Ashley's face. She was like, oh,
we're all friends here, and he was like, I'm not
friends with anyone on my podcast. He said that he
meant it's not a joke, yep or whatever.

Speaker 17 (01:24:06):
But like you're on the internet, you don't.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
Yeah, we're on the internet watching how he treats you.

Speaker 17 (01:24:11):
In real life with these people. Listen, I know we
just watched the.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Stuff they say to you and laugh at your physical
abuse and everything else. I mean, he only has made
you and Ashley cried. No one else here has ever cried.
No one else has ever cried on MLC besides you
and Ashley. You guys are such a good friend. When
he brought up the whole Jason Scoop thing when you
were on.

Speaker 17 (01:24:34):
You started, I don't feel he didn't. He brought it
up because it was.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
In the news and because he wants to use you
for content.

Speaker 17 (01:24:41):
I do not feel like, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Know who Jason Scoop is?

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Do you remember it was a couple of months ago
a guy went viral. He dressed up as Donald Trump and.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
The rash Yeah yeah, okay, yes, yea, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
He was a Chilly Acts boyfriend and he was very
aggressive with her and sponsored abuse stuff. Husband. Actually, oh
were they married?

Speaker 15 (01:25:12):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
I don't know. No, go ahead, by the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Way, A couple of times I think that's the main issue, right.

Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
Rosie, Well, I didn't. I wasn't aware he was working
as a bouncer comedy club.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Jesus, but at least at least he is. At least
we know something we could go to cup, Right, Guys.

Speaker 18 (01:25:33):
Embarrassed about getting a little misty eyed over talking about
my ex who mercilessly fucking.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
I'm just saying, your good friend Kevin makes you both cry.
That's the easier good friend Kevin Brendan.

Speaker 17 (01:25:46):
Shut up. He not shut up. You have you, you
can have your opinion, but it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (01:25:51):
He was bringing up what was going on with me,
and I got a little emotional talking about it.

Speaker 17 (01:25:55):
That's not a fucking bad thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Crying my stream all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
I've never cried on the internet once. Whatever. I mean,
I've seen a bunch of these guys cry too. It's
not even like a lady thing. I'm not taking shots
at you. I'm just saying you're a really good friend
makes you cry, not in a good way.

Speaker 17 (01:26:17):
He didn't. I just say we're not best friends.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
But I Kevin, you said you've been friends for decades or.

Speaker 18 (01:26:24):
I've known him for a decade. Yeah, I said, I've
known him for years, an actual human being that I know, right,
Seattle wheel wheelchair guy. You don't know anybody in person here?

Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
So you can see, no, I don't. I see all
of you guys and how you act on streams and
how you guys interact with each other, and okay, when
you guys are hanging out at a bar, he's really
nice to you. He gets you on a stream and
he says, isn't that funny how that guy broke your arm?
Tian And You're like, hey, my best friend, it's totally

(01:26:59):
not using me for right now.

Speaker 17 (01:27:01):
How little you fucking know?

Speaker 18 (01:27:03):
Because Kevin Brennan never I've never been to a bar
with Kevin Brennan ever.

Speaker 17 (01:27:08):
After a show.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
Oh, I thought you guys were really good friends in
real life. You hung out at Stoll's with him.

Speaker 17 (01:27:14):
I said, when you have hung out at that's how
much you know that? He did very rarely.

Speaker 18 (01:27:20):
He might walk troops in in a bike helmet sometime
to hang out with Gino. I didn't work at Compound.
I just went on shows there a lot. So see again,
that's what I'm trying to like. Let you know these
are I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Don't like obviously.

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
I mean Jesus Christ. I made her say like fifteen
different points the wrong way while she was all over
the place. I hadn't actually watched that part of it
back yet. That is amazing. I really did get her
to say just about every which way but loose there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
I don't like obviously trying to make herself appear to
be busy, like on the phone she's taking a like to.

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
Fucking would call a tax them whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:28:02):
I this also drives me insane, so qua you were
paying her, this is a job, like be mild. I
understand that, like what we do is a wacky, weird
universe and sometimes we're all going to be unprofessional as fuck,
But like an ounce of professionalism is nice. And I
just liked getting your phone out in the middle of

(01:28:22):
a stream is I feel like it's rude.

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Well, she also like in the very beginning and she
was like right before the show, she was like, oh,
I got a pizza coming, and so whatever we held
off to starting the show, tell she had to go
answer the door to get her pizza. And then as
soon as I started the show, she like KB had
a mean comment and she was like, I just came

(01:28:47):
here to eat my pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
And hang out.

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
And it was like, what, wait a minute, that's I
never agreed on, like hanging out eating pizza on a
smack in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
Yeah, it was like, what what do you say? She
left fifteen minutes early. Whatever, it's it's fine, I want
my two bucks backs.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Yeah, and then no skinny women. But the skinny woman
needs your peaches that probably don't even finish the whole
thing in the ninety what's the point is that I'll
have half a pint again this place? He's like, no,
don't have have nothing or have a pint. That's the
whole point. Oh fuck off. If I'm of these fucking people.

Speaker 17 (01:29:27):
You have internet friends? Correct? Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Internet.

Speaker 17 (01:29:32):
By the way, I love that place absolutely anyway.

Speaker 18 (01:29:36):
Also, Squad, I love you too, and I I shouldn't
have said he had a wheelchair guy.

Speaker 17 (01:29:41):
That was wrong with me and I would.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
Hilarious if you said Portland close enough. I'm good with that.

Speaker 17 (01:29:47):
There you go anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
You know, I you know I'm not sensitive.

Speaker 17 (01:29:50):
Come on now, I'm not saying yes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
We have, but so you Yeah you aren't from the sythe.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
Oregon. Look it up on a map if you're confused, buddy,
Fuck that I could.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Have sworn like the most southern hillbilly, clammy racist guy around,
and I'm finding like you're a city boy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
No, no, I lived far far from cities.

Speaker 12 (01:30:20):
Yeah, you used to work on the stock market with
the guys they sell Confederate flags here too.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
Suck it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Did you going afterwards and have a cold one and stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
Cold?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
What alcohol? Get fucking recarded country? Jesus?

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
What did Jesus ask? I didn't hear you?

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
No? Just you?

Speaker 15 (01:30:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:30:47):
Yeah, I think Kevin briend is the best guy in
the world, but I have known it for a long time.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
Not Actually what you did was vouch for him to
Ashley is what you did. I will well he's hey.
By the way, Actually, Kevin Brennan's totally a good guy.
Don't worry about what Quade said about him and Chad
being pieces of ship earlier.

Speaker 15 (01:31:12):
I was gonna say in my last three minute minutes here,
Kevin has been very clear that he's not my friend
and the only reason I go on.

Speaker 17 (01:31:19):
His that's right, exactly, not friends with anybody.

Speaker 18 (01:31:25):
That's what he would probably that would be the happiest.
That would make him like he doesn't want friends, so
it would be.

Speaker 17 (01:31:32):
But at least he pays him multiple times.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
So then what was ke entire point about? Like, Oh,
I've known him for years? What I'm getting really insane?
It really is insane. Listen to this quad, not that quad.
That guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
What were you saying there, Derek?

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
I what the fuck is Keanu's point? Like, I don't
get it. I've known Kevin Brennan for years, but yet
she understands that the happiest Kevin Brennan is one without friends.
It's like, what, So, what's the point of knowing someone
for years in real life if they if you're not
friends with them?

Speaker 9 (01:32:19):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
What the fuck it? What was her point? It's so
insane what she's like arguing just for the sake of argument,
Like it doesn't there's nothing there is that what Keanu
is up to these days? Like she did she did
good with Nick Rickata, but all her points were shit
like that does seem to be your gimmick? Right, horrible

(01:32:40):
points but decent like arguing style. I don't know, man
right now.

Speaker 13 (01:32:48):
Right now, I think that after the Rakida thing, Keanu
is used to being kinged up on by a big
group of people, and I think that she probably all right,
let me just not rephrase it at all, but continue
along here. And I think that she saw what was
happening to Ashley and she felt for her, and I
respect that, and I do think Keanu sometimes makes really

(01:33:08):
good points. I know we all make fun of Keanu
a lot, and there's a lot of reason to do that,
but every so often she really hits the nail on
the head. I agree that what she just said there
was nonsense, but I also want to point out Ashley,
Here's something that I find really refreshing about her is
her honesty about wanting money. Like I feel like that's
kind of one of the things that Keanu might be missing.

(01:33:30):
A lot of people are just like Keanu is clout chasing,
Keanu is doing this, Ashley is like, no, no, no,
I just want money. And I respect that that's the
perfectly reason to do things perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
We actually have a clip of Ashley mentioning this on
her own blog here.

Speaker 13 (01:33:50):
I mean, Husy, the only reason that I even agreed
to do this today is because you agreed with me
right before I came on that you were gonna give
me twenty percent of the super chats, right right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Should going to give you said I was going to
give you sixty nine, right guys.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
Two finger discount.

Speaker 17 (01:34:13):
H ooh across the board. Don't anybody can like you
can't be over and out come out too. I didn't
need to, and I, like you, I had to pop.
I wasn't gonna come, but I had to pop in
come on Keanu cast sometime. Thanks for your input, Keano.

(01:34:33):
It was well. You did so well. Thank you. Oh
thank you. You seem marginally nice. All right bye everyone, bye,
uh wye.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
Let me do these kinky is the dumbas one on screen?

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yes, thank you, and that's the did you look little
is You've gotta say shut it just saying it looked
like you know how to do around us. So that was,
of course the great.

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
Let versus prick.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
It is nigh so come on, So that was of
course the great as I just realized I've misspelled the
title Ashtley Cummins versus like Lemmy, I'll have to add
that in pass. But there you go. So we're going
to check the poll.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
Not that that's the first time you said that dirty animal.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Let's see did let me go too hard? In the fact,
Let's see what the alls are how do you do this?
Fucking Okay, fifty nine percent say no, Ashley had it coming.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
So there you go on screen. How did.

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Can you do that?

Speaker 17 (01:36:11):
He's lying?

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
He's lying about the results of the poll.

Speaker 17 (01:36:14):
We all know it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
We'll look at the chat. Yeah, lazy bastard. How do
you do that anyway? Derek?

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
I mean you just gotta go to the chat itself
and you can share that screen. Click on chairs, let's see.

Speaker 10 (01:36:42):
Well huge while you're doing that, I think it's quite
that Ke you come on and the argument stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Yeah, there's the thing though.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
They do this very good. I'm very impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Right now, there you go, card, great good idea. The
fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
Sorry to make it rough for you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Then we did one last comment for Killy here from
a you Brennard's balls for four ninety nine. Wow, Killy,
just wow. You really class up the joint hashtag Simus simp.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
Why thank you? It was all that talk about a
tree falling in a vagina.

Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
I know, yeah, I like that talk.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Would it's a really classy, classy lady over here?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:37:43):
Perfect? Were you able to do that with your gimpy hansa.

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
My little gimpy fingers work better and use these well
performing fingers. Hi, Ashley, Hi, fingers were good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
So so did you think I was a liar? Cord?

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
Did I think you're a liar? Or were you inept?
Which one are you asking?

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Really, Nerd?

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap stuff up.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
What she said.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Before the read, Rochie was she was asleep.

Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
Oh that's right, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
What the plugs do you have, Roachie?

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
None?

Speaker 10 (01:38:32):
This is my real hairs. No, no, no plugs at all.
Nobody go and follow the fruit is not worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
I just want to give you the the music for
for good jokes, Cord, what plugs do you have? Apart
from your your bragging about how you know how to
show pull questions that already fucking read the answer right
on anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
I I don't care. I was just fucking with you anyway.
It's more fun doing that. Yeah, everybody, come check out
Roachie on the Weekly Devil Review, five o'clock Eastern on
Sundays Sundays Sunday, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
We'll slug in Pecka Suger.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
And Lucy, the real draw of the show and my
personal favorite film critic on YouTube, not that Tony from
Hack to Paluzzo whatever his name is, Kayley, what plugs
do you have?

Speaker 13 (01:39:30):
Well, something very exciting coming out with Tony from Hack
the movies tomorrow. But also you can find my YouTube
channel once Over with Kaylee c A Y L E Y,
where I talk about movies new releases every Tuesday. This
upcoming Tuesday, the seventeenth, live premiere at six thirty pm,
Hughesy is joining me and we talked all about ten

(01:39:53):
Cloverfield Lane. So come watch us talk about very very
fat John Goodman.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
We I think we should just fuck kay Is that yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
I'm in Let's go, Yes and yes to all of that.
I miss Lemmy. Lemmy is wonderful, excellent.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Well, we are going to do biget waved goodbye or
is a quad calls it a elbow shit goodbye and
we're going to say bye bye everybody and hit the
end of the stream. Okay, Rochie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Eh and you believe me now you take away the
big is part of me?

Speaker 9 (01:40:34):
Baby, Please don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Okay, thank you Roachie, thank you Echo, thank you Quad,
and thank you Christian And did I say killy well
away will kill You're getting thanked once or twice in
this I drove yeah, I think Lemmy one. But one
of the great things about streaming these on YouTuber is
that Lemmy and Ashley were actually in the chat of

(01:41:01):
the live stream. So if you start checking out these
live streams, you will get you get more content and
it's all free. See, it's all free. The podcast format
is dying off. I don't know if that's a bad
thing really, but the live streaming is growing and it
is way way more fun than pre records because well

(01:41:22):
fact that you can earn up to nine bucks the show.
That's right, nine big ones before YouTube takes their seventy
percent cut. But anyway, I want to thank everybody for
coming on. I want to thank everybody for listening to
this version of the show, this version, this episode of
the podcast. I don't know what's up next because we're

(01:41:43):
recording this right in the middle of this summer music season,
so fuck news what's coming. But anyway, I don't know
my availability, but stay tuned and it is husually. Bye bye,

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