ep. 228: does Christopher Nolan stink?

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is hugely Hello everybody, and a big hello specifically
to my fellow film nerd fans out there. Yes, I
love these rhyme tables. Yes, I love talking about films
if pretty much anyone, well not anyone, But what we've
got today is one of our director do they suck

(00:44):
rhyme tables? And this went long because well it's very
hard to not be opinionated on today's subject. Christopher Nolan.
He's one of the biggest names in the world when
it comes to direct him. He's one of the few
final directors whose names can actually be marketed. And we

(01:07):
and we I set up a round table of the
great Lemmy. Of course, can't do anything without the lovely
Lemmy once Over. Kelly from onces Over with Kelley joined me.
Christian Bale, Christian Bale, Christian Black joined me for to
talk about Christian Bale's films with Christopher Nolan and many more.

(01:29):
And of course we had a special appearance cameo by
literally a guy who was in one of the films.
Tony Paloozo made his return. Of course, Tony hosts hacked
the movies and he's on to do He was on
to do the Great Dark Knight Rise segment. Tony is
fucking hilarious and I think he's going to become a

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big star and eye that I've given him the rub with.
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edition of Do They Think Aboid? Christopher Nolan, I'm are
gonna say Tony, Christian Killy and the Milker Master, Lemmy herself, Hello.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Josie stumbled through the door, Cassie plays and lion whiskey
bread that screamed out loud Elah.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
He wants the crowd.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The story is flying off, his.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Time, songs on battles not stand on and said another tale.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He never failed?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Jersey flies.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Nice who shi Jersey. I picked the worst week possible

(04:08):
two book Ozzie Osborne as a guest, but unfortunately we're
gonna have to make do with the closest thing to it.
He's mentally ill, and when we're talking about stuff that rises,
it's not just his night, if you know what I mean.
And it's rarely dark. Christian, how you doing today?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I'm very happy to be here. I thought you were
going to introduce me as Jack Osborne, and then I
was gonna have to do the voice. So I appreciate
you for using my real name.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
I told you that in confidence Husi docs and speaking
of docs in we all talk about Interstellar, but those
milkers are out of this world.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It is let me, let me, how you doing today?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm doing a okay, except I'm having a weird a
weird hair. It's like a million percent humidity here in Florida,
so my hair is like this.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Sorry, I don't fucking mark out because a girl has
big tits.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And speaking of which, we are about to talk about
a film called Inception. But if you check out our patreons,
she knows all about insertion. It is Killy from Once
Over with Killy Kelly. How you doing today?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm wonderful and let me I think your hair looks great.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Having a quick wank so all of us love a
good laugh. We're all we're all in hysterics already. This
is a crazy time to be alive. I'm excited and
I know you are too. And there's a few things
get us more excited about than talking about pretty much
the king of comedy, Christopher Nolan. We can sit here

(05:53):
for ours, quoting the hilarious dialogue from his films. Hey,
we just don't have the time. Ironically, I heard that
during the making of Inception or whatever followed inception. He
was walking around Cooton mcgroober all the time, So there
you go. And also he hosted the Nathan Fielder season

(06:18):
two things. This the suck as Dickcats Christopher Nolan, he
is English, but we're gonna start with the Achille on this.
Chris Kelly from Once Over with Killey celebrating the big milestone,
her seventh abortion. And also, yeah, she just had five.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
K fifteenth divorce. Also, don't forget that, by the.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Way, the seventh the seventh abortion is the free one
because you already had six on the punch cards, so
you didn't have to pay for this one. Good for you.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
There you go. And so Kelly as if the film
the leaders should we say around here, what's your general
overall opinion of Christopher Nolan's releases? If you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
You know, it's funny because I when I think about
Christopher Nolan, I'm like, I don't really like him, But
then I think about his movies, and I'm like, wait a.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Second, I do kind of like him.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
And then whenever I start thinking more deeply about his movies,
I'm like, do I remember anything that happened in any
of these movies. So I feel very conflicted, and I
was excited to reflect back on it so that we
can do a deep dive here, cubes.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And let me what the overall, Because you you, we
always sort of get you to binge watch these things
in groups. What's your general feeling of them? Is a
great or should we say generally? Did you like him
or no?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I kind of had almost the same exact but almost
opposite reaction of Kaylee. Whenever I think of a Christopher
Nolan movie, I'm like, I love I know, I love
these movies, and then I watch to Christopher Nolan movie
and I'm like, do I though do I Some of
them I love, but some of them are like, Okay,

(08:07):
I'll watch this when I wake up from watching half.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Of this Big Redneck Jugs and Christian the guy who
lives the Hollywood dream. Every time I hack into your
private social media, I realized there's more reasons to end
of you. I just saying that you've not only met
norm but you've also met Paul Stanley.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
A true yes, never met Ozzie Osbourne. But you know,
one day I'll be lucky enough.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
We all know Peter Cris is the only one who matters.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Oh stop it, that's crazy talk. But I so talking
about Christopher Nolan. Are we only talking about his Batman movies?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
We're talking about all of them and everything else.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh yeah, he's a hack.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I love the Batman movies. And then I went through
this list and I think that we'll go through them,
and I think that he's an interesting filmmaker. I think
that the only non Batman movie I actually like is Inception.
I don't like the other ones.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Very stupid person.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's possible. I'm having to con through it.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
But before we get on there is, of course, it's
too lovely super chat to begin. Eh he I don't
know what this says. Debon with three hundred ESK. Will
you relay super chats on the stream? Killy? Well?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Will you read super tests on the stream?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Kley?

Speaker 7 (09:48):
I am sorry, Dban.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I didn't want to make Tony uncomfortable, but if you
want to watch Tony be uncomfortable, I did just post
a picture of forks in my eyeballs on Twitter so
that he it suffer through that because he hates eyeball stuff.
So I'm sorry that I did not read your super
chat and make him uncomfortable. But I did after the fact,
so I apologize Killy.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is Tony an ax athlete, not a current one.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
But is he an action I would be shocked if
that were the case.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Because his fucking shoulders are fucking enormous. He posted a
photograph of himself as a kid meeting Sid Hag whatever
his name is. Yeah, Yeah, And then you see Tony
today and he looks like he's fucking getting factored by
Gamma Ray.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Christian, finally you're saying something that I can relate to,
as as I buy tickets to see Fantastic four for
the fifth time.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, at least you don't relate to this quote. I
love sheep.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
By the way, D Band's denomination of currency comes from Iceland,
though I don't know. Oh, hey, you better spend the
money before it melts.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Husy, my, hey, we're a Razer gold Tree and Christian
Beale and begins.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I have to talk about Iceland. Do you guys know
about the Phelological Museum? The what in the Phelological Museum.
There's a penis museum in Iceland, and I want to
go to it so badly. There's an amazing documentary called
The Final Member about the Quest for getting the last
specimen of penis into the Icelandic Philological Museum, which of

(11:34):
course is the human specimen. They have penises from all
other animals. And documentary that's.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Very similar to a movie that Hughesy sent to me
and my DMS that I don't think we can talk about.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Yeah, hugely different.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Here's a lovely comment to you, Lemmy from Stealth Chaos
looking lovely, Lemmy.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, he's a known liar.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Okay, he's paying in yend, so I don't trust him.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And of course another follow up, Mementos grond Breaking carry
On was great, which we will We will get to
that one very quickly because up first we're going to
talk about his first film, nineteen ninety ith one called
Following I'll start.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Have seen it, Lammy, I've never seen that.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Killy also have not seen it.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Christian?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Is it the TV series with Kevin Bacon where he's
hunting cereal? Because no, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay, I wait, I will say she forgot about.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
It until I looked at the list before the show.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I My understanding of this movie is that it's actually
obviously I haven't seen it, but I think that it's
supposed to be pretty good, and it's supposed to have
the kind of same like narrative complexity that we get
used to from Nolan. But it is like the gritty
lo fi noir sort of thing, and that actually sounds
really interesting and exciting to me, so I want to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
We will get more on that later, if you know
what I'm talking about. I'm not in the vulgar way
that brings us to the year two thousands, the most
futuristic year of all time. I can't wait for the
year two thousands. We're gonna have a flying car. The
film Memento. No, it's not about this week. It's about

(13:31):
a guy dressed up as David Boy from the eighties.
You can't remember his shit, so basically, he's David Boy
from the eighties. We'll start with you Christian scene as
you're having such a good time over there, What did
you think of two thousands? Momento?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
So, what I remember from seeing it in the theater,
and I have only seen it the one time, is
that I thought that the device was fascinating and the
filmmaking was great. I just wish that in back words,
in reverse order, we had been told a better story
than the one that was Memento. So I love the technique,

(14:06):
but the story left me wanting more, which is something
that you can relate to Huesing.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Huh exactly, Kayley, What did you think of Memento? I,
like Christian, think that the reverse structure is innovative and interesting.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
It's the perfect movie for a person like me who
has no short term memory, so I can forget about
any existing plot holes as soon as they appear. But
I also love the idea, like at one point, Guy
Pierce writes on himself like the do not trust him,
which is the perfect metaphor for not trusting Nolan's storytelling,

(14:44):
and that I think his genius. And I think that
that sets us up for him as a director in general,
not just for this film.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
So I think this movie is wonderful. I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Let me the most five tempered pustion of aba mad
in my life. What did you think of it? To
Thaijan's Memento.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I remember watching it once and I was tripping on acid.
I don't remember any of the plot. I do remember
being visually stimulated, scared in a good way, and feeling
exhilarated afterwards, but I don't remember any of the movie.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Are you on that acid right now?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Hmmm?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Are you on acid right now? No?

Speaker 5 (15:38):
That makes one of us.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And what did you say, Killy?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I said, this movie is kind of angsty, like it
has like that, like it's like the weird tension where
you're like, what is happening? And that's a really cool
feeling to feel when you're watching a movie.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
But I think the thing about this philm momento is
it it takes a basic story and then comes up
with a silly, gimmicky way to make it seem more
interest And it's like if you went the fucking a
restaurant and he says, oh, we'll give you from ours
over pan, you go what and you go grilled cheese.

(16:17):
It's like, yeah, but it's called fromars over pan, So
that's fucking eighty dollars. Give me eighty dollars for grilled cheese,
you fucking idiots, and talk about it. I'm a genius,
and not because I'm a pretentious, fucking English cunt who
has a very good editor. And it got to the

(16:38):
point that even under the DVD there was somebody called
him an Easter egg. So I want it saying egg
that you could do that it actually played the thing
in what's what's the term the right.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
In chronological order?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
That's right. I remember doing that when I got that DVD.
I had completely forgotten about that and it was boring.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
A shit, Yeah, that's why I think it's Do you
remember Easter eggs on DVDs.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Where they were hidden you had to navigate through the menu,
and oh boy, I could tell the kids the things
that the kids out there in the audience want to
know about physical media usual.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, I agree. I remember when when you find out
you had to type in the code to unlock the
Star Wars extras or it tics, and you're like, what
the fuck kind of sorcery is this hidden technology? This
was great? And now we just get some count pretending
to be Dine syndrome on TikTok trying to get likes.

(17:42):
This is what the world's become. And I don't like it.
I'll do the fingering. So anyway, basically we're getting there.
There's another one of these DM me, Kelly and I
and shave yourself the flight.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Oh cool, I'm getting penises in the mail.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Nice. We all know. The way he said that was
a very moment. The way she's shed sham, I'm getting
meal penises, but now you're getting penises in the meal.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
See Christ, we all know what the euphemism is for
go to Greenland. What does go to Iceland means get
penises in the mail?

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Kayley, I hope, so, okay, great, I really, I'm I'm
pretty sure I know that. Like when people talk about
going to Iceland, they're talking about like going there's like
hot springs and stuff like that. All I want to
do in Iceland is go to that phellological museum. Now
the museum. I'm I'm going to go off on a
tangent about this because it's very exciting. The museum used
to just be in the guy's house, Like it was
just a guy who was obsessed with Dix and so

(18:46):
he just started collecting penises and then he would let
people come into his house to look at his penis collection.
But now it's a real museum, and I'm a little
disappointed that I can't just go into some random guy's
house and look at penises. I'm hearing it as I'm.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Saying that I didn't. I didn't realize you were still
talking about Tony from Hack the movies.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I also want to go to Iceland. I keep my
eye on Iceland, Kayley, not because of the dis but
of another. Well, it is a sort of ejaculation, an
ejaculatory thing. I like watching the fucking magma come up
from the ground in Iceland from those crack fissures and
shit like that. Oh my god, there's live footage of
it all the time.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
And they have like the geysers in the hot springs too,
So lots of very very ejaculatory things in Iceland.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
That's all I know.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
About that countryland.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
This is going.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Well, let's talk more about Christopher Nolan.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Well, I do think that Iceland ties into insomnia because
the film that it was based on, which some would
say is better than the Nolan version. Who moves their
movie to Alaska? Like, who wants a movie set in Alaska?

Speaker 10 (19:59):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
But actually? But then who makes their action thriller starring
Robin Williams and al Pacino? And we're talking about two
thousand and twos in Sonia, which used to be a
mysterious title. Benight, everybody fucking has it. I don't know

(20:20):
one person that gets a good sleep, even fucking junkies
get back pin these days. Well, let me's bragging about sleep.
Let me what did you think of it? Two thousand
and twos in Sonia.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I've never seen it. Maybe that's why I get good sleep.
Maybe it's a curse.

Speaker 11 (20:37):
They could do it.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Stay away from it.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Le me killy, what was your opinion of in Somnia?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I thought for sure that I had seen this movie,
and then as I was like going through Nolan's like
lists of movies, I was like, oh, no, I've definitely
never seen that. For years and years, I think I've
been telling people that I saw Insomnia, but I definitely no.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You saw one hour photo.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I thought you saw Okay. That is such a good point.
And here is an issue that I have with Christopher Nolan.
There are so many Christopher Nolan movies where I'm like,
I really like that movie that Christopher Nolan did, but
I also much preferred this other movie that's similar that
came out right around the same time, like Memento and
the Machine and The Machinist, Interstellar and Gravity, Dunkirk and

(21:23):
the remake of All Quiet on the Western Front.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
What else?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
There's other ones, the Prestige and The Illusionists, Like why
are all of his movies so similar? To all these
other movies.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
That is a really good at observation.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, I was realizing that as I was looking at
all these things, and I didn't even think about Insomnia
in One Hour Photo.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
You're probably exactly right.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
That is probably why I thought that I saw this
movie is because I have seen One Hour Photo.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Which as we go, as we go on, there would
be a lot more film. Did you will notice like, oh,
he just fly I copied them.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, wait, he copied himself when he made a deep
impact in Armageddon. Unless I've gotten my thing. But One
Hour Photo also came out of two thousand and two,
so nobody should be surprised of the way that the
Robin Williams story ends because he was trying to tell
us something. One Hour Photo, by the way, where they
take the character of the tooth Fairy from Red Dragon

(22:19):
and make him less interesting and not too Yeah right,
exactly so. But you know, I like Insomnia more than
some of the others. But I think it's because it's
based on a movie that is probably a better filmmaker.
Although I can't pretend that I know anything about you know,

(22:42):
whoever the Icelandic filmmaker is. I don't know I think
everybody's from Iceland today b Yorck.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
But I think that if that character he played and
one our photograph was real, he would co host BYB
at least twice a week, but only if he agreed
with Quad's opinions on Shirley, which he doesn't like talking about.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I'm pretty sure he agrees with Quad on that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Actually. Yeah, but in Sonnie, I remember seeing it and
it's not bad, But it was one of those ones
where do they forget when somebody's sort of new on
the scene and they're like, oh, I really want to
work with this actor, and I really want to work
with this other actor as well, so they try to
cast him in the same thing, and then they kind

(23:30):
of realized, Fuck, it's just because the two actors you like,
it doesn't mean they're right. Like a fucking fight scene
between Robin Williams and al Pacino that's fucking stupid.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah, it's almost like thinking, hey, why don't I put
Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford in a movie? They're both
good actors.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
If there's one thing I look at when I see
Brad Pitt, I say, that's who needs to play a
bell fast guy who's in the IRA. It's a logical sense.
That's exactly what we I mean, they look like yes, exactly,

(24:12):
So basically I thought that it so it was okay,
and it's what I have. And that's why I get
to work from home legally because I get dehydrated because
I don't sleep very well. And then I passed I
in Republic.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I didn't realize Ireland was so woke. I didn't know
that they let you work from home just because you
can't sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, but it's I'm related to a black guy, so
I can do it.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
I want Look what Rose o'donald's done to your country.
She's destroyed it.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
There's a food shortage that but I can't. He then
took a three year break before coming up with his
next film, A superhero one. Lemmy, he'll be excited about
this one, so of course we'll start with in this one, Christian,
what was your opinion on two thousand and fives? Bleared Runner.

(25:06):
I mean Batman Begins.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Batman Begins is fantastic, and the previous I know this
is a hot take. The previous two Batman movies were
not particularly strong, and they had to take a break
from Batman for a little while so I wasn't really
sure what we were going to get and we weren't
quite in the habit yet of like, oh, reboot, let's
tell the story over again. And I've since said I

(25:34):
never want to see poor Thomas and Martha Wayne get
gunned down again because of just how many times I've
seen it in my lifetime. I would like for us
to stop telling that story. That being said, this movie
I think is great. And you know, Christian Bale was
good before this, he was good in things, but this
is when I was like, oh, that guy from Newsy's

(25:56):
is really something, and this movie is great despite the
Holmes being in it. Let's not forget that.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That being said, if you've ever seen her in a
film called Gift, she had a gift for all us
men and lesbians out there. Speaking of which, let me,
what did you think of Batman begins?

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I really will be doing by the way.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
What nothing?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Oh, I just keep it down here, she's got She's
got to cradle the bottom of it or it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Pretty much, Yeah, cuple the balls. I don't like Christian
Bale as Batman. I do not like Christian Bale as Batman.
I really enjoyed Liam Neeson in this movie as uh,
that's really cool. I do enjoy Michael Caine in pretty
much any movie except Tennett turns out because he's basically
the same character. He's basically just Alfred in the fucking

(26:54):
Cafe the end of the movie. Anyway, Anyway, we'll get
to Tenant. But I really did. I did enjoy the movie.
I like to see like a rugged raw Bruce Wayne.
That was kind of cool, you know, bearded, all fucked
up and poor. But it was a it was a
Batman movie. It was a different kind. It was a

(27:15):
dark It was one of the It was the darkest
Batman movie that I had seen to date.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah, the the Tim Burton one seemed dark when they
came out, and then this case.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
It seemed campy.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Now, yeah, they absolutely do. Also hughesy this film being
noteworthy because it was the first time I saw Killy
and Murphy in a film and didn't see his penis. MM.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
It was actually you need to check the extended edition.
It's called the Director's Cunt. Speaking of kill, what was
your opinion on Botman begins.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I love this movie. It's grimy, it's murky. I love
an origin story, and this is a great origin story.
It turns a superhero into like a psychological thriller, and
that to me is really exciting. Not being a huge
fan of superhero movies, however, I will also say that

(28:14):
I remember when this movie was coming out. It was
kind of on like the tail end of like Spider
Man being a thing and x Man being a thing,
x Man being a thing, and nobody was excited about
Batman at this point because of Batman Forever and Batman
and Robin and they had like tarnished the good name
of Batman. So nobody was excited about this. And then

(28:35):
it came out and it was. It was amazing. It
was It was scary and thoughtful. And I like Christian
Bale as Batman. I think he does a great job.
He might be one of my favorite bat Man's.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Because I like the voice.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
It works for me. I like Bell Kilmer also though
it was Batman, because that's.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
When he moved his mouth. Dude, he had moved his
mouth weird and it.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I mean, I think it's kind of I think it's
a little traditional for the for the Batman mask to
restrict movement of things. No like I feel like you're
always used to seeing like Batman not being able to
really turn his neck a whole bunch not really like
the mouth movement looks a little bit weird. It looks
a little awkward. I and and that's fine for me.
I agree with Lemmy totally. I loved Michael Caine. I

(29:25):
think my two biggest criticisms of this movie is that
Gotham looked beautiful, like almost too beautiful. I didn't like
the idea of Got Them being like a true city.
I want it to be grittier and more comic, Bookie.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Did you want it to look more like Rochester, New York?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I did? I wanted bums on the streets and garbage everywhere.
And then my other, my other thing that I struggle
with a lot, And maybe you guys didn't have this experience,
but I my eyes don't move quickly. I've never been
a video game player. I can't quickly move through things,
and so the fight choreography in this film did not

(30:03):
work at all for me. It's all like super super
super quick cuts. You're not really seeing a lot of anything,
and so I was just like, but what's happening? And
so I think that that's probably my biggest criticism. Criticism,
But I really love this movie.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's great well for me. I loved it for a
long time until somebody pointed I did. He basically watched
a Blade Runner and said, Okay, we're gonna do a
shot for shot remake of Blade Runner, but it's going
to be about Batman and Rutger Hars and both of them,

(30:40):
and parts of it. I think, what's his name? Bruce
Wayne is such an annoying little dick. It's like, Okay,
don't play in the well. But he goes and plays
in the well and he almost shits himself because there's batch.
Then he goes out that night actually a little cunt
again once again gets a freedom of a mon, dresses

(31:02):
a pot and instead of it, goes out and his
fucking parents get killed. It's the people go see you,
this is your fucking problem, your wimp. Everybody dies? Did
you have no balls? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Let me that's a fair take.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I do always make the case that I like Bail
as Batman, but I've never in any of these three
movies did I feel like he was a good Bruce Wayne.
And my my hot take I'll always use is that
to me, Val Kilmer is the only Bruce Wayne that
I can believe as an asshole, playboy millionaire who puts

(31:38):
on tights at night and sneaks out.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, according to according to Hunter Biden, George Tony's a
real dick as well. He tried to sabotage Tenacious Day
and you can't trust Hunter Biden? Who can you trust? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Killy Right? I actually really like him as Bruce Wayne
in this movie.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I think the more and more than I watch it.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
He he reminds me of what was the attorney at Tabor?
What's his nuts that we all got addicted to in
the Devil Verse Benedict Taber, Benedict like Christian Bale as
Bruce Wayne to me feels like that so an entitled
prick of an asshole, and that's that's kind of what
I want Bruce Wayne to be.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
But I just remember a lot of the dialogue. It
was very comic, Bookie when he's like he's like like,
why did you watch a bat.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Mister Wayne, And he goes, I'm afraid of beaut Chelford,
but I want them to feel my fear. It's like
it is I didn't realize you, but game Master Wayne
mm hmm, thank you, Lemmy. Speaking of me and Lemmy, A,
Christian Beale and Christopher Nolan started a excellent shaga relationship,

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which followed up into the next one, The Prestige, which
stars christ and Beale, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johansson, and David
fucking boy.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Let me as Nikola Tesla.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
I was obsessed with this movie.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, that's getting clipped. Go ahead, let me tell us
some whatd you think of The Prestige?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I I think for like three years I watched this
movie at least once a week. I loved The Prestige
everything about it. I loved the whole magic aspect, the
whole science aspect. Everybody did a fantastic fucking job. The
oh my god, everything down to like the birds and

(33:41):
the ball and the jail and the fucking I'm not
gonna I don't want to spoil it for anybody. It
is an old ass movie. The chick dying in the
fucking water thing, dude, the sh well, it's it's wild.
I loved the movie. But I was also like obsessed

(34:02):
with like magic when I was a little kid, so
that might be why. Also, Nikola Tesla, David Bowie Nikola
Tesla shut off.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Amazing, amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Well, speaking of Rosie o'donald, every time I see her
fish she makes my penis disappear. There's a magic trick
for you. But no, But Christopher Nolan clearly has a
Bowie thing going because in Momento, Guy Pierce is exactly
like the nineteen eighties David Bowie from Let Stunts nine.

(34:33):
David Bowie's actually in the Prestige, Like, are you telling
me there was nobody else available that he could have cast? Instead?
It goes back to the Alpacina over Rob made him's thing.
He was going, I really like David Bowie. I want
to meet him and pretend and get paid to do it.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
And they would you have wanted him to cast in
that role.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
A black person? I'm not a racist?

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Like no, oh my god, you're so wrong, You're I
wouldn't say.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I wouldn't have put it beyond David Bowie to have
heard this movie was gonna be happening and been like,
I want to play Nikola Tesla, bitch, put me in
your movie.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
He could have been going, he could have been going
through his day to day life just thinking he was
Nikola Tesla at that point, so it only made sense
to put him in the movie.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
True, and this was postheart attack, so David Bowie started
to rapidly again with actually began the age and he's
dead too. It's funny when that ship happened, Killy. What
was your opinion of the Prestige?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I hated this movie the first time that I watched it,
and I find that with a lot of Christopher Nolan
movie is the first watch I hate it, and then
I start liking it after I rewatch it. So now
I love this movie. It has dueling magicians like sabotage obsession.
I love the idea of so like there's the structure
of the magic trick, which is what the pledge the turn,

(36:06):
and then the prestige, and the movie is set up
in that exact same way. So I love the idea
of turning the structure of a magic trick into the
structure of a film.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
And I also really I think it's.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
So exciting that Nolan in this film does what magicians do.
He shows us stuff. In Playing Sight, we get to
see tons of the reveals that happen in this movie
all throughout the movie, but you never notice them. Ever,
you never notice anything that's going on, because we're doing
effect We're effectively using Scarlet Johansson as a distraction because

(36:40):
she's so damn hot that I'm just looking at her
and not noticing any of the other things that are
happening on the screen.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
That's genius.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
I don't fucking mark out because a girl has big tits.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
It's great, nice magic.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
There's actually the deleted shame which we can't play here
because we're live might give copyright strike, where Hugh Jackman's
doing that. You've seen the infamous rabbit deleted sing it's
somebody he's pulling a rabbit out of his hot and
stead he pulls a hair out of his arse. All right, Christian,

(37:17):
what did you think?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Well, obviously I thought that the movie was great when
I saw it, and then so I'm coming around on
a couple of these Nolan movies, but the ones I
don't like, I really don't like. But also, you've got
a movie that has Batman, Wolverine, Black Widow, and Hoagy
Newcomb from Jaws four aka Michael Caine. So obviously you're

(37:44):
having these characters from the finest films ever made, and
I think it's fun to watch them play together. But yeah,
I think that bail works very well with no One.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Clearly don't forget Ulysses Claw from Black Panther. Another way,
it's just just get exposed.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yes, any circus, I will say, though, and again to
my earlier point, I I also really love The Illusionist.
And again, it's weird that so many of Nolan's movie
is kind of like mirror these other movies. So it's
entirely possible that part of my memory of loving this
movie so much is that I also really love The Illusionist.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
And I have no idea which movie is which.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Well, let me when you were watching this movie every week?
Did you ever accidentally watch The Illusionist and not realize?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I think, I I if you, if you like, refresh
my memory of who's in The Illusionist. I feel like
I've seen The Illusionist.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
The Incredible Hulk, which.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
One and Rowdy Piper.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
No, yeah, so Ed Norton and Jessica Biel. So that's
how you know it's a good movie.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
But oh yes, yes movie the good that good movie.
But I love that.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I get to say. For me, the Prestige didn't work
because one of my personal faves is American Psycho and
and that the Asian lady wasn't lying when she was
complimenting Patrick Bateman on his skin. It really is lovely,
a great complexion, all that type of stuff. So I

(39:26):
noticed straight away that that the all the copy of
Christian Beale was actually him. So immediately with the Seconds,
I was like, oh, that's the twist. There's there's multiple versions.
So then I'm just sitting their board wondering why Bill
Murray wasn't there with Scarlett Johanson. So so far out

(39:50):
of his five films there has I've liked one of them,
and there's been one joke in any of them, and
that was get read of flam Me. I know you're
gonna crack the fuck up here. Okay, we're a he
in Batman begins, he throws his coat away and a

(40:11):
homeless guy when he's Bruce Wayne. Then years later he
comes back and he sees that same homeless guy as
he's Batman and he goes nice code. After the Prestige

(40:31):
followed up the Big One two thousand and h hate,
I mean the Dark Knight. We're gonna start with Killer
in this one, Killy, what did you think of The
Dark Knight?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I tried not to like this movie for a really
long time, Like I was like, no, no, no, I don't.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
I don't like I put off seeing it.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Everybody was loving it, everybody was so excited about it,
and I was like, I just don't. I don't want
to be distracted by what everybody else is saying. I
just I want to go into it totally blind. So
I waited for a long time to see this one.
I loved this movie. This is genius. This is absolutely genius.
Joker redefines villainry in this movie. The disappearing pencil trick

(41:18):
that he does, like the like, I think about that
every single time that I grab a pencil. I it is,
and it's very similar. Again, it feels it feels very
much like Batman Begins, where that felt more like a
psychological thriller. This feels like a crime saga disguised as

(41:38):
like a comic book movie. It's amazing. It's outstanding.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I really, I mean it's ironic. Did you like that
pencil singing considering that the victim is a black person?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I didn't even remember that because I don't see color.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Cusy, well, naither is that guy? Because you could stop
for this pencil? Hey, let me what was your take
of The Dark Knight.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It was unhinged in the best fucking way for a
Batman movie ever. Because what I loved about Batman Begins
how dark it was, and it was such a it
was psychological. Batman Begins was very psychological. The Dark Knight

(42:27):
was like a psychiatric facility. I loved Aaron Eckert's role
in this. I loved him as Harvey Dent. I've always
loved a good two face. I loved it Heath Ledger's role.
The fact that it drove him so fucking nuts that

(42:48):
he you know what I mean, that's a little off putting,
but it's super gnarly. It kind of gives a special
Is this the movie where the kid went to the
theater and did the thing?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
That's the next one?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Is it really?

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, because he dyed his hair and said he was joker.
Yeah that's the one with bank.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, well yeah.
I loved him as the Joker. I think it was
an excellent role for Heath Ledger. He was completely unhinged,
but in a genius way.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
He redefined the clown figure as being a scary psychopath
like clowns in a way that like it. Penny Wise
was never like this for us, a different thing.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Heath Ledger's Joker was so much more real that you
could that guy could actually be standing outside your window.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Yes, the only penny Wise we had at this point
was Tim Curry, and it's like, it's it's almost cute
now to see him, you know. But yeah, I mean, look,
I think that obviously this was the greatest Joker until
Jared Leto's. So obviously that that put this foreman is
to shame. No, this was amazing, and you know, I

(44:05):
think to Lemmy's point, did being this character drive him crazy?
Or being in a relationship with one of the Olsen twins.
I'll let history tell that tale. I don't have the answers,
but one of those.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Can I pause.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
I do think that his family and closest friends have
officially dispelled the commonly thought thing, which is that this
movie had driven him insane and have blamed it.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
On other things.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
No, I believe, I believe very long time people did
think it.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I believe Courtney Love had him murdered. I'm pretty sure
that that's.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Oh, yes, story, yes, Okay, Keith Ledger didn't kill himself.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
But yeah, it's just it's amazing because we've had actors
play jokers since then, and you do have to ask
the question of why so soon to have you know,
Joaquin Phoenix and Jared Letto especially, you know, because this
is as close to perfect And it's funny because you know,

(45:04):
as a kid, Jack Nicholson as the Joker was amazing,
but you see it now and it's like, yeah, I
think Caesar Romeiro was probably better on the sixties TV
show than whatever Nicholson's going for. So this movie is
as close to perfect as a comic book movie can be,
and the performances are tremendous. I'm glad that. Let me

(45:27):
call that Aaron Eckert. He seems to keep working, but
he hasn't been in a good movie in a while.
It's been a minute since I've seen him be great
in something. So yeah, this movie's fantastic, And I think
Matt Reeves should be ashamed of himself for trying to
make a Batman movie in the same century as Christopher Nolan.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, the thing you about this one For me, I
really loved it at the time, and I remember coming
out of the cinema that night with the huge heart on,
and I'm just thinking, like, holy shit, that that may
actually be the greatest superhero film ever made. But Dan,
you realize, much like the way he ripped off Batman

(46:14):
Blade Runner, that he basically just did hate, Like so
much of it is exactly like hate in the story.
And then there is there is plot holes in it
where you just go with hang on a second, like
that bit when Harvey Dent gave himself up and said
I'm the Batman. But Christian Bale was at the press

(46:37):
conference because we're led to believe that that Bruce Wayne
was going to own up and let himself get arrested.
It's like, so, why is Bruce Wayne at the press conference?
If he's like a socialite, why is he not at this?
And I thought that whole thing was fucking stupid.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Is that a bigger plot hole than the idea here
that a straight man could fall in love with Maggie Gillenhall.
I mean, I think that that's really the question we
should try and answer.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Well, that's that's the interesting thing. I think she's not
good enough to play the love interest, but she is
good enough to play the acts love test. Should and go, Yeah,
fucked her before him, but now she's dead.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I will say, though, Hughesy, you brought up a point
that I really hadn't thought about ever with this movie,
and perhaps I give this movie a little bit of
extra grace because I just really enjoy it. There definitely
are plot holes, and I think that there are some
tropes when it comes to Nolan that at this point
we can all kind of agree on, even just being
in what you did this come out two thousand and
eight whenever. Yes, So, I think in general, he loves

(47:50):
narrative complexity, He likes being a big weirdo in his
narrations and how he's orchestrating films. But he also has
a tendency to have plot holes, and we forgive those
plot holes, and I think every single one of his
movies does have that. He loves the grimy, he loves
the murky, he loves the icky kind of stuff, and

(48:13):
he I don't know that he sometimes feels cold, like
sometimes his characters feel cold to me. So even though
Joker doesn't necessarily feel cold, I do think some of
the other characters do.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Maybe I'm off on that. I don't know, but I
see patterns like that in a lot of his films.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I will say that it's pretty ironic that he's been
very open about Christopher Nolan his love of the James
Bond films, because a lot of this stuff he's done
heavily is inspired by James Bond films. Well, this one,
The Dark Knight, was basically remade for the James Bond

(48:59):
The Skyfall, even dying to the image of the with
the villain look like you actually looked like the Joker.
He did the thing where he let himself get arrested
at one point because because the breakout was all part
of his plan to cause more drama all this shit.
I just thought that I don't think the time has
helped this one art. And also this created so many

(49:25):
fucking dickheads of Halloween. She got all these people walking
around going I'm the Joker. I'm actually crazy. It's like
are you It's like, are you crazy? When you went
and bought your fucking green hair dye with your croup
on your psychopath like a normal person.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Anything that gives losers an excuse to get right up
in your face and go HI is not worth it. Yeah,
I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
This is very similar to the you know, you might
like Nightmare before Christmas, but boy, oh boy do you
hate Nightmare before Christmas fans like That's.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yeah, they're really really annoying. Very similar here.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, and I would also think it's a shame we
didn't get more of a Joker and Rachel hookup things
in Heath Ledger could be the first guy to on
screen and make out with the brother and the sister
and get shocking and film releases. So and plus, I
think we can all agree, even the man, I'd rather

(50:30):
have sex with Jake John Hall and Magi. Let's get
some ones in the chat for straight on straight. She
she ironically is directing. I think she's goetting a new
film come out of Sir Brian and Frankenstein. Or is
that Andy n you know, one of those.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Bitches that isn't real.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's so it's real.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I I'm going to intentionally forget all of that information
so that I can be.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah, now you're for now. Her film, her film The
Bride is has been it's been rescheduled, but it's actually done,
so I guess it'll come out next year. So I
had no idea about this but it stars Christian Bale
and it'll be out March sixth, twenty twenty six. It

(51:23):
was supposed to come out this September, and when you
move a release date to the middle of the dead
of winter, it's usually because a movie is so good.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Well after The Dark Knight, Christian Beale did not get
cast in the next Christopher Nolan film because at the
premiere of The Dark Knight in London, Christian Beale, notoriously
nice Sky, beat up his own mum. According to reports,
literally kicked her in the chest because they were arguing.

(51:56):
As a matter of fact, we actually have a person
here who has a little bit of a reference too.
Shed incident.

Speaker 12 (52:04):
Hey let me it's Tony from The Dark Knight Rises
shout out to my good friend Christian Bale. His mother
was asking for it English people. Am I right anyway?
Let me just wanted to say, great milkers. Last time
I seen a set of redneck jugs like that, two
hillbillies were blowing into them. I wish I was irish.
I wish I had a home cinema. Hughesy has both googeea.

(52:31):
All right, fuck you Hughsey for making me do It's
twenty four hour cameo when I'm sick.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I hate you so much.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
You've gotten so much good use out of that.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
You really have.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Oh it's great. Well, here's one that I don't get
to use often.

Speaker 12 (52:48):
Hey, Carl, it's The Dark Knight Rises Tony from whatever
my show is called. So anyway, I heard your dick
smells have a great show.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
No, it's my favorite.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I think we've all heard that about Carl.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Hang out before we move on to the to the
next one, Maggie, Jillenhall hitters need to watch sac to
Terry hey.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Foot, that movie is amazing.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
I agree that movie's.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Great, true, but just because she's getting nice fart box
does not make up with the fact that she looks
like the Hamburgler.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Right, Levy, that movie is incredible.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Hey yeah, but Darien is trying to make that one today.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
I'll make it right now.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, I think we should just fuck Kayley?

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I'm in Let's go.

Speaker 8 (53:52):
So is a.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Classic aged Hey, Carl just told me I looked like
I aged thirty years in the last three years.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
You're fine, but that does sound like something. Play the
Carl thing again to.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Be for Carl. It did share on his show recently
that he thought that Chrissy Mayor was stunning looking stunning.
Carl looks at Chrissy Mayor and goes.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
He's a liar.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
I don't even have an opinion.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Could your nose any more?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Brown?

Speaker 12 (54:31):
Carl?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, I think that Car is gay. That's the joke.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Well, now I feel like it's like having Quot on
the show with takes like that, So thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Husey. Yeah, although I have a psiatica in my leg
something he will never have ever again. Another waiting for
hughsy Oh.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
If he if he had got going?

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Well, the guy that is technically still there, but it's
been gone since early March, and it's not like having
me trying to get it back, believe me.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Is it going to be exacerbated when you go and
see Oasis and how many minutes?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Do you know how many minutes until you see Oasis?
And are you're gonna have to stand on that foot?

Speaker 12 (55:21):
Well?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I don't even know what exacerbate it means. So but
we're getting there, you know, okay, But speaking of words
that we don't know of course, In two ten, this
film came out fifteen years ago, or maybe it didn't.
Let me correct the mouth.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
I'm not gonna math wrong person.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Well, well dis agree to disagree fifteen years ago. Two
tens chaption. Oh, I'll start with this one because I
actually rewatched it today in the home cinema. And the
reason why, Manchnot is I've got these surround sign speakers,

(56:02):
and I always thought I'll be able to listen to
this more and understand what people are saying. The sign
mix is fucking terrible. He doesn't do what do you
call the thing a d R. Yeah, so whenever he
records on on the set that day, that's what he
uses in his films, and you cannot understand what the

(56:24):
fuck anybody's saying. And apparently in real life, behind the scenes,
the Caprio and Nolan didn't get along because the Caprio
was like, I said, I can remember this dialogue, but
what the fuck am I saying? What's going on here?
And nobody really knew what the film was until it

(56:45):
was edited and released, and fuck, this was so complicated
that it's set in the time loop, but it's but
then it's not actually and and all this shit, and
then again there's a when Marion caught the r whether
the fucking him is some French hunt. She's Leonard, a

(57:08):
copy of his wife, and it's like, yeah, I don't
think so. I don't think she would be his wife.
I think he would fucking un alive himself. I thought
was his fucking wife. Tom Hardy's in it the come
on uh film? This after a film called Warriors, so
you can see him decrease from his steroid devise. I mean,

(57:31):
chicken and Broccolian tick. What a whanker he is? And
Elliott Page isn't it. For some reason, they cast Elliot
Page to play a woman. I thought that was a
strange choice.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
That's just the range that Elliott Page has. There's no
role too big or too small for Elliott Page.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I just think that.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
That's in the X Men movies.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah. I just think that's kind of sexist of that
guy to I think, yeah, play female roles, so women
can't play female roles? You beat shit? Would you live Christian.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
In twenty ten? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, slamy twenty ten?

Speaker 7 (58:16):
Yes, killy no never?

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Oh interesting?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Well, speaking of it.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
It is thirty two days away from River Phoenix's birthday,
and even though he's been dead for you know, over
twenty years, I would still fuck his bones. So I
have weird taste.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
There we'll go. He So that was my take on
a chaption. Not a big fan, Killy, what is your
enchaption opinion?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I hated this when I first saw it. I still
have a really hard time with this movie because I
want to like it. This is a movie where the
plot is basically weaponizing exposition, and that is such a
cool concept. The premise and the precision of this movie

(59:09):
are really interesting. But every time that I watch it,
I'm like, I just don't even really I like, I
feel like the Spinning Top deserves the Oscar nominee over anything.
Not that people did bad in it, there's just something
that feels a little hollow about it. That being said,
I enjoy watching it. I think it's really interesting. I

(59:31):
love the scene the Joseph Gordon Levitt in the hallway
fight anti gravity crazy time scene.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
That scene it makes.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Me feel like I want to vomit and also really wonderful,
and I think it's perfectly executed.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
But I don't know that I like this movie. I
can't tell if I like this movie or not.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
If you think that Joseph Gordon loved Shane is excitement.
You need to check out a film called Premium Rush
the Bike Massenger Action where he's the cool batlash bike
messenger and they want to hire him because he's the best.
And if you need to get your package to get
across that city, you call j g l Right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Lemmy, correct, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
What are you saying, Killy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I wasn't. But also I love his movie Hasher. That
movie is fucking amazing. That movie came out right around this.
Hasher must have come out in like twenty twelve, so
a couple of years after this, which was very independent,
low budget, and it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I loved his film g I Joe The Rise of
Cobra because he was wearing a mask and he couldn't
see his gun. Fish.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Let's not forget about Third Rock from the Sun.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
That's how that's where we all really know.

Speaker 13 (01:00:48):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I used to think he was the hottest Asian chick
in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
I had a huge crush on him when I was
a curl.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
That would explain why my wife enjoys this movie so much.
I've seen it every Joseph Gordon love movie in the theater.
If he's in it. We had to go see it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
So you also love Hasher?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yes, of course, I'm looking at some of these actually,
some of these earlier ones.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
I'm like, Okay, I don't know something, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Saw fifty to fifty I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
So yeah, nothing funnier than concert.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Finally we agree on something usy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
It's hilarious when you really think about it. Let me
what was your opinion of enception.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
It was like somebody wanted to make the Matrix but
less technical and more like mc escher type artistic. So
it was visually absolutely beautiful. But I'm gonna be honest
with you. I could not keep the plot for anything. Yeah,

(01:01:57):
I couldn't follow the movie plot wise. I just was, oh,
visually stunned the entire time. Plus, I really don't like
Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
You you just made me think of.

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
A word that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Do you do you like any movies that he's in?
Or do you dislike him so much that you just
you can't now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I like, I liked Calvin Candy. I liked his role
as Calvin Candy and Jangle Chain.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Yeah, I mean it's you know, I think we all
we all saw a little of us and Calvin Canty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I heard you liked the quota my riding around driving
your truck to let me just yell a lot of
stuff like the thing. Eh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Fun fact about Leonardo DiCaprio, he owes his entire career
to River Phoenix's death, which he has said many times.
He's like, uh, he River Phoenix was a way better
actor than I was, and we were both in that
same exact boat. And there is no way that I
ever would have gotten cast in Titanic. If he was
still alive.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
River Phoenix would have been amazing on Growing Pains. I
agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
You don't ever besmirch his name. I will come at you.
I love my River.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Ja what jacqu Quine also his career a river, so
his fault. We got that those great Joker films.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Letty, you made me think of a word for inception
that I had never thought of before. But I think
this is where I have my issue with it. It
feels a little bit forced. It feels like it insists
upon itself.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I keep telling people that movie insists upon itself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Yeah, you don't have that. That isn't the thing that
it is needed to be good. It can be visually
beautiful and a little bit less complex and a little
bit less ham fisted, and I think that would have
made it a really exciting movie. And perhaps that's one
of these reasons why I can't really place if I
like it or if I don't, because on the one hand,
I like it because it's interesting, and again I like

(01:04:02):
the idea of that, like coercive exposition. I like it
when it's fucking with me and like that's interesting, but
also fuck you for fucking with me, and why are
we having this conversation and it's just too much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, And it did get to that point where because
of course I was watching it today and if you
remember the scene where they're going on a mission and
I didn't even understand what the point of the mission was.
Is that they needed Killian Murphy to make his dad
think that he actually liked him. So to do that,
they had to go into his fucking brain and make

(01:04:38):
him think that there was a toy fucking fun and
a vault. And then it's like it's like, just show
him fucking started photographs, you dickhead. And then there was
the part where they were in the dream world and
the giant train comes driving through the city while and
it all happens because the copy well imagined it, and

(01:05:00):
why wouldn't it would the team just say, well, why
don't you go back up to the real world. We'll
do this because you're gonna fucking kill us. But Christian,
what was your opinion of Inception?

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
I did know. I haven't spoken on this yet, and
what I remember about Inception, and I've only seen it
the one time, is that I thought it had great
performances and it was kind of in that mind bending
way that you didn't know what was going on, in
a way where I was okay with it. When we

(01:05:34):
fast forward to Tenant, it's a very different feeling. I
don't remember a lot of this movie. I just remember
flashes of images and things. You're talking about some of
the story and I'm like, man, I don't remember any
of that. I just remember watching this and thinking it
looked cool, kind of you know, it's funny that you
mentioned the Matrix earlier. I think that was let me
who said that, because the Matrix sequels I don't remember

(01:05:57):
anything about them. But I remember sitting there movie there
and being like, well, that looks pretty cool, and I
think it was all right for this movie to just
be kind of cool and fun with actors I like,
including Joseph Gordon Lovett.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I enjoyed it. I'm not saying I didn't. It was
I absolutely enjoyed Inception. I just the plot I took,
I could take a leave. It was like a painting
that you could watch again.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
This is kind of one of the issues that I
have with Nolan overall, which is I don't think I
remember any of his movies, and I think I conflate
them with other movies. I think I literally mix up
his movies with different movies that I might or might
not like better, and maybe I all of a sudden
start thinking that I like that movie better, or I
start thinking that I like his movie better or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
That's it's just weird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah, And it's just it's like he's one of these
fucking dicks where he's got that sort of Billy Corgan
Pink Floyd thing where it's like, this is really what
you want to call the album. You could call it
anything else, but you want to call it what was

(01:07:09):
one of the most recent There was a recent Smashing
Pumpkins album called Tiergarden by Kaleidoscope. It's like, what's happening.
Did you just think of that one day on the
toilet and go, oh, that's smart. I'm gonna call it that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I don't think he actually knows what any of those. Sorry, Yes,
and that's the one from two thousand and nine. Fun fact,
Smashing Pumpkins also have an album called Live at the
Viper Room. Does that remind you of anybody, Kayley, it
sure does.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
You want to know another fun fact about River Phoenix.
He was actually cremated and then put in the ocean,
so I cannot fuck his bones.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
But I did try to do that for a while, so.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
She tried to fuck the ocean.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
No, I tried to fuck his cremated.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
You might have accidentally fucked a short.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I decided when I was in late high school. I
decided that I was going to make a documentary about
how I was going to go on a quest.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Shut the hell up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I was going to go on a quest in order
to dig River Phoenix's dead body up. I was going
to try to have sex with his bones. And then
I found out that he was cremated, so that was
put to rest. But I'm very family, also very much
still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Kayley.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I'm not interested in any they're weird hippis dude
and Joaquim.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yeah, so you would you you wouldn't you wouldn't. No, Uh, okay,
good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
No, not even my name was Johnny Cash.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
No, that might be the time I would fun when
he was a Napoleon Bonaparte, but only then.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
Hey, I got a for you, That's what I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Would have said.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I think Johnny Depp for a really long time because
he owned the Riper Room where River Phoenix died.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
That it's not Johnny Depp's fault.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
I blamed him. I blamed Samantha Mathis. Also, I don't
we should stop talking about River Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I think the Viper Room would have been the worst
fucking bar in the world. Because the Viper Room would
have been the worst fucking bar in the world. Because
so I just seen something there and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
You were making yourself laugh. I wanted to know what
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Yeah. No, it's because they would all be too cold
for school, and no one would be like, let's fucking
get let's do some coke and we'll do again. It's
love fun instead of going No.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
The thing about artist and the fuck off plea from
fucking the Chili Peppers over there. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
It's okay, But you can go to the you can
go to the Whiskey of Go Go. It's across the street.
That's the time you're looking for here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Do you know that the Red Hot Chili Pepper is
dedicated an entire album to River Phoenix.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Oh, let me get Let me guess that's the Peppers
album focks, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I remember the first time I heard the Red Hot
Chili Pepper's greatest hits. I thought, Wow, these sixteen songs
are amazing. This fan must be great. So I went
and got all the albums, and then I realized, wow,
this fan when he has sixteen good songs, they fucking Stink.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
By the Way and Leevie Wonder song Californication.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
The entire album Californication was fucking awesome. I will stand
and die on that hill. I have never heard that album.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
The the most embarrassing thing about me is that, because
I grew up listening to pretty much only metal, I
don't think I have ever heard any Red Hot Chili
Peppers except for the album that they dedicated to River Phoenix,
which was One Hot Minute, which is a horrible album,
but I used to listen to it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
The best thing about the album Californication is the fact
that for years everybody thought that the music video for
the single was from an actual video game. But here's
a nice comment from Don from nice podcast Stupid Wow,
seven huge bubes on one show. Nice lineup use well,

(01:11:12):
thank you, Dan, And the lineup is about to get
a little bit bit more star studded because we're moving
into a twenty twelves. The Dark Knight Rises and Lemmy,
I've organized a special appearance from one of the stars
of that film. Ever heard of somebody called Tom Hardy?

(01:11:35):
Oh yeah, well this guy watched Tom Hardy's stunt double
film scene. Here's a gentleman. It's from Hacker Movies.

Speaker 14 (01:11:47):
COVID again from the football scene in The Dark Knight
Rises and fuck you Usy it was actually Tom Hardy
because he wasn't doing any stunts that day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
How how many times have you changed your outfit today,
Tony from Heck the Movies More.

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
Than I'd like to admit too. But I'm wearing the handkerchief.

Speaker 12 (01:12:08):
I wore when I was in the bleachers behind the
goalposts in the twenty twelve film.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
It's just it's just so fascinating. He slips in the
cock like this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I'm just in awe the fact that Tony looks like
he also was born in the shadows, so he's really
the embodiment of the entire film.

Speaker 11 (01:12:30):
I also have a Bain mask. You want me to
put that on into the voice?

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Put it on over the dark? Yeah, put them both
out of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
The Still a better batman than Christian Bale in my opinions.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Swear to me that that wasn't your opinion.

Speaker 11 (01:12:48):
And Christian Bale, it's actually the greatest.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
No, that is not correct.

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
Pick her off the stream.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Gee's you'll kick her off the stream?

Speaker 15 (01:13:03):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Interesting, Just like Baine, nobody cared who Tony was until
he put on the mask, and now we all care Tony.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
See, but Tony, we were wondering if, using your acting skills,
if you give me me transport back to twenty eleven
and get yourself back into that character of the guy
shitting in the stands watching the game. We would like
to speak to him as that character here with us.

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
Okay, okay, I'm twenty one year old Tony. It's August
twenty eleven. I can't wait to see the new Green
Lantern movie Starry Ryan Reynolds. But right now I'm in Pittsburgh.
It's a million degrees that I'm wearing a winter jacket.
What are some things you want to ask me?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Holy shit? Can you believe he was able to do
that on the spot? This guy can act. Hey, you
like football? No either, And.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
That was the erotic thing.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
I really don't like football.

Speaker 12 (01:14:03):
And I finally got to live my dream of being
in the Batman movie, and it was a football scene
that didn't have Batman in it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
You know, you win, some loose some Eh, why what
did you lose?

Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:14:14):
I mean I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:14:16):
Fuck you, I'm very tired. Are we talking about Dark
Night Rises? It's the best one. Did I do the gimmick?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Yeah? Let me. What was your opinion on Tony Paluzos,
I mean Tony from HAKA Movies Dark Knight Rises.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I'm just really glad he didn't come in here with
an AK forty seven and red hair. Oh that was.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
Really ig husy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
I don't agree.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
Well those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
He Christian. What did you think of twenty and twelves
at Dark Knight Rises?

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
I think it's easy to forget that this movie is
good because of how great The Dark Knight was h
and it's such an odd choice to put Tom Hardy
in a movie and for him to say yes to
keeping the mask on the whole time. I think they
they you know, you said he doesn't do adr. But

(01:15:12):
I think they did fix Bain's voice in this movie
at some point before we all saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Because that's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
So please go ahead, Baines.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I went to see Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol in Atlantic
City because they played the first six minutes oh By
Dark Knight Rises in Imax at the Tropicana, and his
voice did sound a little different. I can't really recall
because there's not any good recordings of it, but cell

(01:15:45):
phone footage of the recordings was being played on the
internet and everyone kept saying, what what is he saying?

Speaker 11 (01:15:52):
I can't understand him? So then they decided to tone
down the robotic voice on the.

Speaker 15 (01:15:57):
Mass They said, they said, did you hear the one
about the black guy that walked into the ball And
the people said, you're gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Add at that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
I you know, usually that was that was a terrible act.
That was a terrible act. Can you kick me for
a minute so I can come back and redeem the three.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Kick me?

Speaker 11 (01:16:18):
Can you kick me for a minute?

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
I don't have to him off the stage, is what
he's trying to do. He can't. Uh, by the way,
King of all diffs, I know you don't like to
read the poor chap, he asks if he's a thundercat.
So I appreciate that, but I think, look what.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
You're so mean?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
It is very mean.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
So fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:16:51):
Oh all right, should put your brand voice is very disappointing.
I don't very much.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
You know, Tony just recently wore a shark costume on
my show and he had to change out of it,
and when he went off camera to change, I gave
him the dignity of just narrating what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
This, Yeah, Froze, I think it's because.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
What I'm going to read this one here for d
Ban because d Band called me out for not reading
his super chest. So d Ban says, from the Icelandic
do the penis dollars. As far as I'm aware, Newt
was the best co host. Fuck too, we I'm gonna
say that's supposed to say. We could never possibly know

(01:18:09):
what word that says.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
But I have to say is Christian. Earlier you mentioned
that he's said that it's almost easy to forget The
Dark Knight Rises is good because of the Dark Knight.
But I would say it's good. It's hard to remember
that it's good because it's ship.

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
What they.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Because there's no end in two it, it's just the
end of the film. Is that is that Bruce Wayne
knows there's still crime, so he gives this tiny fucking
guy all of his ship who's not trained from the
League's shadows, so he can go to a fucking cafe
looking exactly like Bruce Wayne and ignore Alfred and just

(01:18:55):
go hm.

Speaker 11 (01:18:57):
So you knows, do you recognize in public every day?

Speaker 15 (01:19:03):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Husey. If you hate movies that don't end, you must
not like The Empire Strikes Back because that movie, sure
shit doesn't have an ending.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
That shut up the superior return to the Jani.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
I know you're joking, but you know I prefer return
of The whole point was that Batman is a simple
and everyone could be him, and the character of Robin
John Blake would take all the mantle using all of
Bruce Wayne and stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
And the whole point was that Bruce Wayne had to
learn to appreciate life again because he was sad when
the ugly Rachel Dawes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Died autistic earlier. I'm pretty sure this guy is actually autistic.

Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
Let's say again, us.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
Looks so fucking what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I'm really not trying to be mean.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I love it so much. I want to put you
in a box and put you on my shelf.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Look, if I was sad, the idea that I could
ride off on the mopead with Anne Hathaway would probably
make me feel a little bit better. But that was
also a different time. I'll do the fingering exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah she she did bend over that bike pretty well.
But yeah, so much of the it just felt like
Dark Knight Rises should have been Batman six instead of
the third one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
You're done and you're good, but I so I Man
seven actually, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Of a continuous star?

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Okay, there's Batman seven. Though, I'll also.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Say that with the Dark Knight Rises, they fucked up
the whole DC franchise because then they had to be booted.
So they went from Christopher Nolan, who's a pretty artistic
not artistic Tony to fucking to the King of the
Dud bros as Zack Snyder fucking pecka sugger real.

Speaker 11 (01:21:15):
Quick, he was.

Speaker 13 (01:21:16):
Katy was trying to say something and you talked over
her like an arsehole.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
You've seen this show before, Tony.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
Yeah, women don't get to talk here.

Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
Clearly, I'm defending you right now.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Let Tony explain what you were trying to say earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I think that something that is interesting about this movie,
where it's just where kind of this disparity is coming from,
is that this movie is trying to be as resonant
as the first too.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
It is trying to resonate with us as much as
the first two.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Movies did, but it stumbles over like how serious it
takes itself. And one of the things that I think
was so beautiful about both Dark Knight and Batman Begins
is that they they felt very humble in their greediness.
This I didn't necessarily feel like that at all points,
and I think that Tony, the way that you look

(01:22:10):
right now is a great example of that. I think
that Baine in a sepap machine is just the thing
that is never gonna work for me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
But but Bain got the first good sleep he'd gotten
in years, So really.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
This is post insomnia, so I guess this makes sense
for Nolan. It's all coming around its long.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
Do you know the movie?

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
The movie feels The movie feels a little bit bloated
to me. That doesn't necessarily take away from it being
such a great movie. I do think that it is
a great movie, and it's heart of hearts, but I
don't think that it lives up to the expectations that
we had. And I think that if you're going to
make a trilogy, you better damn Howell make the third
one pretty darn good. And Tony, I know you agree

(01:22:54):
with things like that because you love the third movies
in series.

Speaker 11 (01:22:57):
Yeah, so this was the best one. I think, Why
is the camera just on me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Because you want to be in much.

Speaker 11 (01:23:09):
Dressed up?

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I'm sorry, Tony, I'll go get the forks and shove
them into my eyeballs for you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
But at least the Christian came and cosplay is one
of the guards from Sleepers. But so let me. You
think that the dark.

Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
Insult my time life? What the fuck?

Speaker 10 (01:23:35):
I thought it was inventive, so I appreciated it. It
is not the worst thing I've been called today. Only
the people on the street would even get that reference job.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Well, well that's that's kind of a win on the loss.
You know, you gave it, you win some, you lose some,
whatever that means. A great man once said, I think
it was a woman. But the yeah, I think the
Dark Knight rises. The fact that it was the ending
of the series, that that that's what ruined it. If

(01:24:08):
that was if there was the fourth one to come,
and all this stuff, but did they wrap it up
with that? And I thought, nope, they did a shit film.
And I would actually prefer Nolan to come back to
do a Part four instead of having Part two to
the fucking Robert Patterson thing, or they're doing another fucking

(01:24:28):
reboot again. Just just keep it going and give Christian
Bale the money. And he was supposed to get forty
million from Batman Versus Superman but then they said yeah no,
so they go, hey, well fucking we'll get the guy
from chising Emmy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
He didn't care how, he didn't care how much money
they wanted to give him. He said, no, I think
they wanted him to do Batman Versus Superman and two
Justice League movies. And he said, I like money, but
not that much.

Speaker 13 (01:24:56):
He doesn't even work with you and want of brothers anymore.
I'm shipping in the vessel.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
So then he'll be in the Fast movies.

Speaker 11 (01:25:05):
Now, yeah, he'll be in Fast Fast eleven, Coming next
to You.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Unfortunately, it's been delayed the twenty twenty seven because Evin Diesel.
Thank god, it's given us Kojak the movie, the film
that we've all been dying for. But I think we
can all agree that The Dark Knight Rises wasn't any
good and it was because of those fags in this

(01:25:31):
in the seats at the football game.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I do not agree that part was the worst part
of the movie.

Speaker 11 (01:25:37):
I agree, but usually uh you should go fuck. Also,
oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
There we'll go. We then go to two thy and
fourteen's Interstellar. Let me what did you think of this one?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I really really love Interstellar. I love space movies period
the end, but I love accurate space movies a lot,
and this one was as far as like continuity and
stuff go. They really really did a good job, and
I like Matthew McConaughey a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
I'm into.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
It was a really really cool and kind of the
first physical visual representation of the fourth dimension being time,
which was very fucking cool to see because I couldn't
even fathom that in my brain, and having some sort
of basis of comparison visually was nice. So I'm kind

(01:26:43):
of grateful for that, actually, But I really really enjoy
that movie. I like to go back and watch that
movie like every now and again, every couple of months.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
I'm gonna be honest with you, let me enjoy this.
When I went to see this the day after a
mass of coping, I was totally fucked and but I
promised a friend I would go see it. And the
Hitchman keeps his appointments. But when I sat down to

(01:27:13):
watch it, that's when I started coming down. And I've
been a week for days, and then I just realized,
oh ship, they're making me think, and it was it
was really like trippy, was.

Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
Like I have to go up there because the world
was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
And then the whole time, I'm like, he's why he's
speaking so slowly, like he's talking about time needs to
fucking we we.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
Yes, if we don't move quickly, we're going to be
stuck here for night.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
And it's like, so get going in. And so I
had to leave the cinema because I was I didn't
call it tripping balls, so I had to come back
can see it another day, and I liked it, but
it had one of these things. And they did this
in inception. If you remember the part where the van

(01:28:11):
is going off the side of the bridge and it
takes like twenty five minutes for it to finally hit
the water. There's a bit in this film where Kissy Affleck,
brother of Ben, is coming back down the driveway and
they're trying to move quickly before he gets there, and
it's like you could have shown a whole fucking episode

(01:28:32):
of Jackass by the time he came to, you know,
down the down the driveway or whatever the fuck it's called.
So the stuff like that, and then Matt Damon being
in it and playing the same guy from The Martian
pretty much somebody who's been trapped in space. I just
thought I thought it was good, but I thought it

(01:28:53):
was very complicated, super complex, and the fact that fucking
nobody knows what his films are until.

Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
The end.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I'm speaking of, which, when Kelly and Christian have done,
I've got to tell you an awkward, funny story about Interstellar. Keilly,
what was your Interstellar opinion?

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
I love this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
However, I am one hundred percent positive that my brain
has mushed this end Gravity together and I have no
idea which movie is which. And I don't think that
I can ever untangle these like I think that I
could watch this movie right now and still go, oh, yeah,
this scene from Gravity happened in it. There's just something
about the timeframe of when I saw them. They both

(01:29:41):
came out within like a year of each other, so
I probably saw them very very close together.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
And I just cannot untangle these two movies.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
I will say, though, something that always stands out to
me about Interstellar when it comes to Nolan as a filmmaker,
is that this movie feels very much like it feels
more emotional than his other films. I think that he
frequently focuses on his film structure as opposed to focusing

(01:30:09):
on character development, which often leaves the emotions feeling kind
of like dull and dry. And in this I was
in awe of the entire cosmic ballet that is happening,
along with all of the emotions that are happening.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
It's a very moving movie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Christian, So.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
The way I remember it, this is still good. There's
a lot of confusing things going on, and I was
willing to let it ride with Interstellar and this is
the one. Sorry, this is Interstellar with inception. And it's
funny because Kaylee, had I gone first, I would have
invoked gravity because gravity is kind of like this movie

(01:30:56):
for dumber people, and by that I mean me, because
I didn't have to think is hard? You know you're
talking about you know, Hughesy coming down and having to
think in a movie. Yeah, I think that it was
one of those ones where I was kind of exhausted,
but I still wanted to try and follow along, as
opposed to another film that he put out that is

(01:31:18):
the same backwards and forwards and is a pile of
shit backwards and forwards. So he still had me at
this point, but I didn't love it. I've never gone
back to see if, like, well, maybe this time I'll
understand it, but it's still good. I just don't think
it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Yeah, it was just it was one of those things
where like, I get that he's one of these like
already farty types. She's like, oh, I want to make
the audience have to think. It's like right, okay, But
there's this film called the weddin singer, and it's about
a wedden singer, and it's eighty minutes long, and it's
one of the greatest films ever made, and it's about

(01:31:58):
singing it weddens. The plot. I love that, and it's
just as it's it's actually better than fucking Interstellar and
it's it's about interdimensional space travel through wormholes and shut
the fuck up and fuck off, right, DEMI.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
I cannot agree with that my passions, dude, I've I
love that ship. I love space. And one of like
my childhood into adult favorite movies in the whole world
is fucking Stargate. Oh I'm a portal hobin bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Interesting. There's a there's a film called The Crying Game
where the the the Pharaoh from Starget plays a a
female What's you to say? A club singer who an
IRA member falls in love with. Turns out it a man,

(01:33:01):
so he decides to continue seeing the lady despite the
fact that he's one of the lads. So anyway, time
for my funny story. I had a friend who used
to always do this thing on Facebook, which is gay,
where they would put inspirational quotes or film coatches their

(01:33:22):
Facebook status and that would be their their post for
the day. So at the end of Interstellar, there's a
thing where Matthew McConaughey says, he goes.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
If there's no place for me on this world, then
I should be on this world.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Okay, now take that out of context. That in the film,
that means Matthew McConaughey is about to space travel again
to go find on Hathaway. But you take that out
of context, it sounds like you're going to kill yourself.
So a friend of mine watched Interstellar put that as
his Facebook status, turn his phone off to go to

(01:34:01):
bed and then slept, and late the next day then
would like to buy his your new phone with a
new phone number. So all his family and friends are
seeing some guy basically saying I'm going to fucking kill
myself and then no one can hear him from for
like another six seven ars. Isn't that funny? Levy?

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
That's actually hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
Oh, well, would have been funny is if you snuck
into his house and killed him. There's still time he's
still sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
I that'd be a good callback. TD band with some
Icelandic seven hundred and fifty million dollars donation. I also
want to beaf with tom Myers. If any of you
haven't in well, if you've got a Instagram, he's quite
easy to contact.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Yeah, both Hughsy and I could get in touch with
him right now if we wanted to. He's our friend,
isn't he Husy?

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Yeah, he's your friend.

Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
Oh hey.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
In two thousand and seventeen, just to keep the comedy
vibe going from Dark Knight Rises and Interstellar, he continued
this into two thousand and seventeens Dunkirk, starring pretty much everybody.
This is like a who the fuck wanted to see him?

(01:35:32):
All kinds of great actors and Harry Styles Killy. What
did you think of Dunkirk?

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
I really love Dunkirk. I think that that is sort
of an unpopular opinion. I actually don't think that a
lot of people really particularly like this one. It is
probably my favorite war movie that doesn't have the title
All Quiet on the Western Front, because every single version
of All Quiet on the Western Front is better than this.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
But I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
I think it's I think it's interesting. I think that
it again it does this thing that Nolan does where
it prioritizes tension and structure over characters. And that's a
little bit of a challenge when it comes to a
war movie, because war, when we are looking at it
in film, is something where we shouldn't be looking at

(01:36:19):
it as an overall society thing. We should be looking
at it on an individual level. That's what connects us
to war. So the fact that we aren't getting super
connected to these characters and it feels a little bit
detached makes it a bit of more of a challenging
war movie. But I love it. I love the scene.
The scene that always stands out to me is the
what is it? It's like Tom Hardy, He's like landing

(01:36:41):
the burning plane and he's not saying anything, and he's
wearing the mask, not the Bane mask. But you know,
I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
I think it's I think it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Lemmy, I have never seen this movie. I would recommend
the way that I was about to say, the way
you're describing it, it sounds like a damn good movie.

Speaker 8 (01:37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I really enjoyed this one, and a lot of people
shit on it, and I don't even know that I
really understand why. So hopefully either Christian or Hughsey will
hate it and they can explain to me why people
hate this movie because I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Oh, I'll go, I don't like this movie, and this
is the I believe it's the first Nolan film that
he doesn't collaborate with his brother. They there was something
about the two of them working together. I don't actually
hate this movie, but you wanted me to say that,
so I leaned into it. But I didn't like this movie.

(01:37:36):
I was very underwhelmed by it. I felt like, why
are they telling this story about the war? I mean,
I guess because it happened, but I don't know. I
wanted it in all quiet on the Western Front, and
I think it's interesting to tell these small stories sometimes.
But maybe it's the Harry styles of it. I don't know.
Maybe it's distracting. And I didn't realize that I was

(01:37:58):
supposed to think Barry Coogan Keegan was a great actor
at this point. He's kind of been forced on us
a lot since this, So now I've gotten in line
and I know that, But when I saw this, I
didn't actually realize that I was supposed to think that.
So just in general, I was like, I remember walking
away from this being like okay, and I kind of

(01:38:22):
forgot a lot about it, but let me, you should
see it, and I'm sure Kaylee's right and I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
I walked out of this thinking, to me, I'm not
actually a big fan of war movies except for All Quiet,
except for all versions of All Quiet on the Western Front.

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
That's my exception. I'm generally not a fan of them.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
So I went into seeing this thinking that I was
just going to be bored out of my gord, and
I was not at all. I was so I was
so enchanted by everything that was happening. And again, it's
a little bit long, it's all of the stereotypical Nolan thinks.
It's a little bit long, it's a little bit over complicated,
it's a little bit cold.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
But it's so too many, too many minorities. Oh sorry,
that was talking this one, not this one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
I there. It definitely has its challenges, but at some
point you get wrapped up into the whimsy. Not that
war is whimsical, but you get like you become in
this universe. And I think this movie does a great
job of doing that, and and because of that, I
feel very emotional about it. And that's what you want
in a wartime movie is to feel emotional about it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Now you know you're right and you're wrong about war
movies not being able to be whimsical, because there is
a you can have a sort of whimsy when it
comes to war movies, like a Full Metal Jacket is
a bit whimsical in the first.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
The first half of it is a borderline comedy. Full
Metal Jacket and excusually just messaged me that Chandler's list
is hysterical.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
I don't agree, But do you guys know a really
interesting fact about Full Metal Jacket. Full Metal Jacket has
the same line that stand By Me also has, because
those movies say did your mother ever have any kids
that lived? And River Phoenixes and stand By Me? Just
to bring that back full circle, there we go.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
So is so is Will Wheaton?

Speaker 7 (01:40:10):
Yeah, Will Will Wheaton.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Keeper Sutherlent. Yes, Well my opinion of having with Dunkirk,
which I love, by the way, but much like with Interstellar,
I'd gone to share it after a big old party
week for the h Man. So and this film is

(01:40:36):
so intense, like it's just it's like five or six
different stories that are happening, or just say incidences that
are happening. During this war the shame time, and then
you don't know if they're all happening at the same time,
and then one overlaps with the other, and then it's
just so intense and holy shit, everybody's gonna fucking die,

(01:41:00):
and they're filming a lot of it for real. And
and I literally had to get up and run out
of the fucking the fire accident in this cinema because
I was having an anxiety attack and I was and
I think they thought it was gonna be another dark
Knight Risees situation. It's like, this fucking guy brings these

(01:41:21):
weirdos to films, But that's cokain for you. At least
I stopped last year.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
I'm just wondering hugely, are there any movies that you
saw in the twenty teens that it wasn't right after
a big party weekend. Perhaps maybe this wasn't the decade
for you to see films.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
I did bring a couple of Bruce Kis in watching
you know, the Passion of the Christ was upsetting, but
that's kind of hurt is when I yelled and everyone
was laughing every time. Also Mate the Field. But yeah,
and I think that Dunkirk is fucking the excellent, and

(01:42:01):
it's one that I've been meaning to rewatch for a
long time. But Killy made the great point is that
Christopher Nolan at this point had almost been in in
a silly way, become a parody of himself, and that
everything is so fucking serious all the time, Like there's
no what's what's the term levity? Is that a word?

Speaker 11 (01:42:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Yeah, and it makes.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
It means the same thing as an exacerbate.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
Yeah, but I did it twice earlier. So there's no
dud bro lavity. There's no one where nobody cracks up
when a Bruski and goes check out this baby. There's
no kung fu, martial arts kicks, not nothing, but a
good film has so I can see like this is
not one you would watch, like, yeah, go home, I've

(01:42:52):
had a hard det work. I'm gonna fucking go home
and check out Dunkirk. It's like one you'll watch every
couple of years ago. He's just wore watch it good for.

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
This is You don't have time for me to list
all the things that war is good for, Hughesy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
This is this is a movie. So the first time
that I saw all quiet on the the original All
Quiet on the Western Front was in a theater and
I lost it. I cried my eyes out. I don't
think I've ever cried that hard in my entire life.
And then I saw things like Pearl Harbor and it
did nothing to me. Maybe not nothing, but I didn't
cry my eye I didn't have that same visceral reaction

(01:43:32):
to it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
And because you were rooting for the Japanese.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Obviously, when when Dunkirk came out, obviously we hadn't yet
had the remake of All Quiet on the Western Front.
So I went and saw Dunkirk, and I had such
similar feelings to how powerful All Quiet on the Western
Front is. And I will say that watching Dunkirk, and
then now that we have the remake of All Quiet

(01:43:59):
on the Western Front, I cried my eyes out during
All Quiet the remake, and I cried, and I was
emotional during Dunkirk, but not quite as much.

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
So it's great though. Still I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
I read sorry, did you like how often Kie was
talking about how much he likes the Front? Are you
still there?

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I don't think she went anywhere at least My favorite Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Dave shared to the five, I love all these men
on screen. Great episode. But thank you, Dave. It's a
very kind of you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
Is that really kind of him to say that? I
think it's the opposite of kind, But I do.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
I think the five dollars was the kind part.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
No, I just like it was like love base and
love everybody, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
And he called me and Kaylee man, which was super original.
Nobody's ever done that on the internet before.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Ros you know, you know, nobody's ever called hughesy and
me women before. So somebody should spend five dollars on that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Yeah, you know what somebody should do. They should call
me an alcoholic or something. That'll be great, that'll be
fucking hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
And some marble and some marble mouthed Americans should talk
about how hard it is to understand you when you
talk husy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Yeah, that's what we're here for. We're here for a comedy. Hey,
twenty twenty was the darkest year of a lot of
people's lives. A lot of careers were destroyed, a lot
of businesses were ruined, and it was all because of
this film. Tenet also there having to be a pandemic

(01:45:46):
on the side of it. I get a start off
with this one, sou. In my opinion, this film is
so bad that this is what caused the theruggle with
the cinemas that were still experiencing today, because they reopened
cinemas worldwide just for this film. And I think it

(01:46:11):
was so shit that people were saying, I seriously risk
catching this fucking virus for this shit, this pile of
mumbled up, fucking absolute bollocks. No coke at this time,
and I remember sitting We all had to go into
the cinema restricted with your masks and all this stuff,

(01:46:33):
and I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on.
Almost immediately, it was just like noise and multiple things
are happening at once, and You're like, what the fuck
is this shite? David Danzel Washington's kid can't act. He's

(01:46:55):
Danzel Washington's kid, and they keep fucking casting him and
he's fucking shit and everything. Even that really good TV
ssue that The Rock did called Ballers It's about athletes
or something, and it was really great.

Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
It was it was entourage for the sports world, basically
is what Ballers was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Yeah, it was basically entourage amped up for the dude
Bruce and you get to see the rocks arts and
have them sex. I couldn't believe how bad Tenant was.
And there's a magazine iceed to read called Empire, and
they they shit on this when it came out. So
when it came out on Blu Ray, the critics said, right,

(01:47:37):
I'm going to rewatch this film and I'm going to
take notes to and rewind stuff to understand the rules
of the film. And even then he wrote it down
and studied it and was like, it still makes no sense.
It contradicts itself, it's illogical, it's terrible, and once again,
the audio mix is a big pile of shit. Fucking

(01:48:01):
heated Tenant. This is the probably the greatest example of
when a good filmmaker gets self indulgent and produces complete
radioactive lava.

Speaker 5 (01:48:15):
Guys are shite. I did not like it, but I'm
gonna follow the rules of this network and jump in
front of the women so that I can talk. Because
there's a few things what you said that you may
not know this, but there was one place in the
world where the cinema of the movie theater was not open,
and that's California. So I saw this at a drive

(01:48:36):
in and yeah, well, it's you know, it's not my fault.
Although I guess I could have driven to Nevada to
see it in the theater. But I saw it when
my wife and we're excited to have a night out
at the movies, even though we were watching it in
the car like poor people do, and the my you know,
it wasn't a late showing. It was like right after

(01:48:57):
the sun went down, so started eight o'clock. My wife
decided to go to sleep about an hour and a
half into it. She wasn't tired, it was just she
didn't want to try to think about this movie and
figure it out. She wasn't lost. It was just it's
just too exhausting. And I wish I had done the
same thing because this movie is so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
It was supposed to.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
Save the movie industry, the all you know, at least
Warner Brothers, and you're one hundred percent right, must culture Shoeley,
I'm sorry to be so offensive, Husy, Husy, and uh
it was I know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
I can't believe you didn't just get kicked out, but knew.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
The it's it's so bad and I already I already
used my light about it. That the the whole point
of the movie is that it's the same forwards and backwards.
The title Tenant and the movie is the same forwards
and backwards. No matter how you watch this movie. It's shit.
It's so bad, Kayleie. What you said earlier about The
Dark Eye rises being this movie that presents itself like, well, these.

Speaker 11 (01:50:03):
Movies are great.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
Look at how great this one is. That's what he's
trying to do with this. This movie is so bad.
It's so bad that I would think that Michael Bay
directed the first half hour and then Zack Snyder did
a half hour and then they, you know, just kind
of left and let the movie finish without either of
them directing it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
It's awful. The lovely Lemmy saw it for the first
time today, so I should have let her go first,
But I'm too obnoxious. Lemmy. What is your quite fresh
opinion of TenneT?

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
I too fell asleep about twenty movie, so I watch
I watched a YouTube video about it, and even that
gave me like some sort of weird anxiety. I was like, man,
there's too much going on with like nothing at all,

(01:51:05):
also going on with a lot of words salad, and
I'm glad. I fell asleep and I'm not gonna rewatch
it in time to make this podcast. So that's my
opinion of Tenet. Yeah, cool concept, cool conceptually, cool as fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
What deren Blacky, Well, well, let me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
Can you tell me what the concept is because I've
seen it and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
The whole palindrome thing, the same as forwards as backwards
and like kind of like intersection intersecting with yourself from
the future in the past. Is that's a very cool concept.
It's very terminator, too heavy on the loop, you know, focus,
It's very It's a very cool concept, just terrible act on.

Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
I don't Nolan cares more about structure than he cares
about anything else that is, structure and Nolan are synonymous,
and again I think that he does cool things with that,
just not always successfully.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
That's a fair take because like that, I would have
liked to see it done better, and it could have
been without trying so hard.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
I actually took notes on this, which I had to
pull up because I wanted to have hold up.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
I did too, Haley, I did too.

Speaker 8 (01:52:26):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
Yeah, MiNet, Yeah, pretty cool, probably more complicated than it
needs to be. Childish Gambino would have nailed this movie
and provided comic relief and so much work Salad.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
I will say I watched this movie within the last year.
I could not tell you a single thing about this movie.
My notes say, what the hell happened? Makes inception makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Yeah, but that's that's really it. It's basically, by this time,
he'd never had a film that lost money, and they
say that even to this day, his films make hundreds
of millions on Blu ray. So he was kind of
like the top guy. It could do what he wanted,

(01:53:14):
could get anything made he wanted, and would have complete
creative control. And with this tenant, like I think, well,
obviously didn't set him back because he immediately got another
film set up, but he I think this is a
legitimately one of the worst films ever made. And I

(01:53:34):
remember sitting there, I almost got up set because the
only other film coming out that year was fucking Bill
and Ted three. And it's like I used to go
to the cinema once a month and go to bars
and go to gigs every other week. Now I'm stuck
in the house growing fucking long hair against right will,
and I only get out to see fucking Alex Winter

(01:53:58):
films this is the whole was fucking against me?

Speaker 6 (01:54:01):
And and the.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
What yeah, and and the why is the son always
so bad?

Speaker 5 (01:54:10):
Yeah, it's a It's particularly bad when you're watching the
film and listening to it through your car stereo. Fun fact,
that's true, we're listening to HALFM radio.

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Listen, Christian. I have so much sympathy for you because
I could not imagine watching that movie and not being
able to control the volume myself.

Speaker 8 (01:54:30):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 7 (01:54:31):
Yeah, I'm not surprised that your wife fell asleep during that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
That's well, she also had She was also next to me,
so I think she was trying to make sure I
didn't try any funny business. I had already cut a
hole in the popcorn bucket and she's like, no, I'm
just going.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
To go to sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
Drive through is the worst possible way to watch this
movie or drive in? Yeah, drive through would be much easier.

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
Yeah, it's the same. That's the same way. The same
year that I saw The New Mutants the at X
Men Universe, and that film was way more enjoyable than this.
And I know what I'm saying, us I enjoyed that
movie more than this one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Have some follow ups by the great, Dave, Sarah, thank you.
I called Christian man.

Speaker 5 (01:55:16):
So he does have a sense of humor, is what
he's trying to say.

Speaker 11 (01:55:19):
Thank you, Dave.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
And another follow up, I'm not above being called a
hack because at least it has in it true. Yeah,
and it's also good hack if you if you do anyway,

(01:55:42):
See we're doing Christopher Nolan stuff. We're super analyzing the
fucking super chat. He's a cunt anyway, Speaking of cunts,
one of the biggest cunts of all time, a big idiot.
It was Arnie Oppenheimer I think was his full name

(01:56:03):
for SI. So a few years ago, if you couldn't
get tickets to go see Barbie, you resorted to go
and see in this one twenty twenty three Oppenheimer. Let's
start with the killy on this one. Kelly, what was
your opinion of Oppenheimer.

Speaker 7 (01:56:21):
I just watched this movie for the first time. For you, Hughesy,
I am tired. I okay, So this is.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
It is cerebral, and I thought that Killian Murphy was
mesmerizing and great, and I generally love theoretical physics and
I love courtroom dramas, and so this should be all
of the things that I love and am interested in,
but I was just kind of meh. And part of
that was that I had to watch it in two

(01:56:55):
sessions because three hours was too long for what was happening.
That being said, every single person that I know who
loves this movie said, I was pretty met on it
on the first watch, and then when I watched it
a second time, I fell in love with it and
it was absolutely incredible, And this is just an amazing,
amazing movie. I don't know that I have the patience

(01:57:16):
to watch this one a second time. But I don't
hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
I just I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
I don't love it, and I don't think that I
want to give it another shot in the way that
other people have seemed.

Speaker 7 (01:57:27):
To fall in love with it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
I could watch two really great movies in the time
that I could rewatch this movie, and I don't think
I care about this movie enough to rewatch.

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
You could watch three or possibly four Silent Night, Deadly
Night movies and what it takes to watch this. So
I'm with you, Kim, But.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
It's a shame because again, I love theoretical physics, I
love courtroom stuff, I love like this is this is
like Kaylee all over the place, and then I was like, eh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
Eh, eh, yeah, well I thought it was great, but
I don't know why any what he would watch it
twice because like it's so long and it's miserable.

Speaker 4 (01:58:05):
Multiple people, multiple people that I talked to about this
movie were like, after you watch it two or three times,
you're gonna fall in love with it. And I was like,
two or three times, what are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
Like no, uh yeah, on the not hopefully that doesn't
get taken out as an out of context, but you
get to see Florence plugs mud Hunt at the start,
So why would you need to watch the whole fucking
film again? Let me you're you're being blown away with
the nuclear bomb? Pard Fun What did you think of Oppenheimer?

Speaker 3 (01:58:39):
I enjoyed Oppenheimer. It was cool to see again a
visual representation of a really important time in our history.

Speaker 12 (01:58:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
I did notice a few like errors in the movie itself,
you know, like some like I can't like specifically tell you,
but I do remember being like, oh, that's weird that
his voice didn't match his mouth, and like weird scene switches.

Speaker 8 (01:59:11):
I just thought.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
I was like, wow, there's a lot of these in here,
like typo's like the equivalent of a typo in a
book in a movie. And I was like, that's weird
that there are so many of these in such a
big movie out right now, because it was so it
was everywhere Oppenheimer and Barbie, you know what I mean.
And I was like, Wow, there's a lot of weird

(01:59:32):
errors in this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
If I had to edit a three hour long movie
about Oppenheimer, I also would have given up at some
point and there would be air no.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
If you're getting paid Christopher Nolan money, you better edit
that three hour fucker right.

Speaker 5 (01:59:48):
Well, I've heard that it takes Kaylee a long time
to edit her own show, so I've heard that rumor,
so I feel like maybe that there isn't enough money
for you, Kaylea.

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
You know, one of the the funny things that happened
behind the scenes of Oppenheimer is one of the reasons
why spoiler alert, iron Man was killed off from the
Marvel franchises because Done Junior was getting paid too much money.
So when he left, he did a fucking a Doctor
Doolittle remake which was shit and bombed, So Marvel kind

(02:00:22):
of thought, hey, maybe we'll be able to negotiate him
to come back, but with the lower salary. Then he
went and won an oscar for Oppenheimer that made nearly
nine hundred million, so he was able to I ask
for more money than what he would have gotten before.
And he's getting eighty million for these next two Avengers films.
So another win for the toe Christian. What did you

(02:00:46):
think of Oppenheimer?

Speaker 5 (02:00:48):
So I think there was a lot of a lot
of talk about Oppenheimer when it was out. One of
the things that people were saying is you have to
see it in seventy millimeters. There's ninety seconds in this
movie that you have to see in seventy milimeters in imax.
When the bomb goes off. There is no other time
in this movie where what you need is for the
image to be blown up. And I think the first

(02:01:11):
part is interesting, but the fundamental problem with this movie
is that it takes the singular most important achievement of
the human race and it brushes past that and says,
what about some courtroom hearings? And do you want to
know what happens to his security clearance? Did he get

(02:01:33):
along with senators? It's all this shit that I couldn't
have cared less about I thought that, you know, and look,
you don't need to You don't need to show the
bombs going off in Hishima and Nagasaki. That's fine. I
have my own snuff films of that. We don't need
to have that. In the movie Theurocuracy, they focused on

(02:01:53):
such an awful part of the story. I didn't give
a shit for It's like a three hour movie, right,
I was good for an hour and a half. And yeah,
the fart box was nice, obviously, but I couldn't believe
that that's where it went. And Roberton Junor is phenomenal
in the part of the movie that I hate, and
I still hate it even though he gives a tremendous performance.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
M Yeah, it's it's weird, it's and it's something I've noticed.
It keeps hopping them more and more often these days,
where the film's are grit but it's like loved it.
I'm probably never gonna watch that again. I call it
a Vin dieselitis. And of course his next one that's

(02:02:37):
coming up is called The Odyssey, and I can just
tell it's not gonna be for me, even though it
zen die isn't it. And she's gotta be finally playing
someone of legal IgE on camera finally, which means that
I don't have to hold back anymore. It's fairy awkward
watching Auphia right.

Speaker 3 (02:02:58):
Let me absolutely there will go well.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
I want to thank everyone fuckingly to our Jesus Christ.
I'm not added in anathon I of this. I'm just
releasing it raw killy, What plugs do you have? Which
will be linked down below.

Speaker 4 (02:03:15):
You can find me on once Over with Kaylee c
A Y L E y on both YouTube and Patreon.
I just celebrated five thousand subscribers on YouTube, so please
come help me make that ten thousand. And I'm also
about to celebrate my sixty ninth popsicle review on Patreon,
so there's some special stuff happening for that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
Hang on, what was that number?

Speaker 4 (02:03:41):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
H She took it up to as I still got
a lot of com in my balls.

Speaker 4 (02:03:51):
And what other things?

Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
He lammy, no, leave me alone, nobody followed me, stay
the fuck away from my channel.

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
All of these yeah, probably good. Don't donate to or
there's going to be a fucking problem. Okay, I agree
with time according this it is my four in the morning.

Speaker 5 (02:04:14):
Here it's I still gotta get my plugs in, Husy.
Oh sorry, uh, you know, if we're talking about Oppenheimer,
everybody dig up my personal podcast, Black Cast, episode five
point fifty three. Why would you do that? Because I
have a special guest on that episode, Tuki, back when
he used to say yes when people asked him to

(02:04:36):
be on their podcast. And I asked Tuky what he
thought about the movie and he hadn't seen it. But
we had a lot of fun there. And are you
releasing this wide like in the next day or so, Husy,
because it depends on my plug.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
Well, it'll be up on YouTube right away, but the
podcast version, all.

Speaker 5 (02:04:56):
Right, No, no, nerds, listen to your show anyway. But
I'll let people know if you're a cool guy like me.
Heading down to San Diego Comic Con on Thursday at
noon in the Neil Morgan Auditorium in the San Diego
Central Library, I will be part of a panel, my
first ever comic Con, San Diego Comic Con panel on
something that all the cool guys like, the fortieth anniversary

(02:05:20):
of weird Al Yankovic's Dare to Be Stupid album, the
first album I ever bought on cassette, so join us there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:28):
Definitely, and also check out Christian's review of What's called
Ironheart because he started a fight between a black man
and a liberal woman.

Speaker 5 (02:05:37):
It was quite fun to watch, by the way they
apologize to each other after the show was over, so
it's great nobody got to see that, and that's the
best part.

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
Typical woke cunt. I didn't like get everybody for watching.
Thank you for all the donations. I'm gonna go to bed.
I've gotta get up in three hours to get my
new shoulder injury. And it is bye bye everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:06:07):
And it believe me now you take away the big
as part of me.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Baby, please don't go okay. Thank you, Killy, thank you Lemmy,
thank you Christian, and of course thank you Tony. Thank
you for listening to this one. I've got more director
Ryan tables coming up. I want to do one on
JJ Abrams, want to do one on Paul Thomas Anderson,
and also still trying to lock down some interviews to

(02:06:39):
record to the problem is with the setting up recordings
for interviews. Everybody has their own show, so why would
they want to come on somebody else's show to talk
about shit today, just doing their own and probably problem
from so I get it and I'm not chasing them.
But also fuck everybody for not doing exactly what I

(02:07:02):
want when it's done, I think that's a fair reaction.
I want to thank everybody for listening, thank you for
watching on YouTube, subscribe and share, and then as shusy,
bye bye

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