ep. 234 "Not with my finger" w. Mersh, Schmuel Buckman, Roachy & Dan from Nice Podcast, Stupid!

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Speaker 1 (00:27):
It is Shusy Hello everybody, and it is a returning
guest today because the Great and Mercer has come back
for the first time and I think four or five years,
which is weird because I did not really think I've
been doing the show this long. Mer is back on
the show with a great rhynd table of shmil Buckman,

(00:50):
Don from Nice Podcast Stupid, and of course Rochie from
Jesus every show that Acle does over on the Accle
Pineapple network, Pint Dabble Pint is the main one and
he is English. But you're probably saying to your suffered now,
what is that background music? Well that is Open your

(01:11):
Harder Diet Trying by Arcade Fire, so you can get
over that part. But yeah, this is a great double
verse thinged episode. There's been some real low fucking shit
happening lately. Well well you know what. I'm not even

(01:34):
gonna describe it. We're just going to get right onto it.
But before we do that, I want to mention that
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(01:55):
you nothing. I'm at the hugely on Twitter, at hugely
on Instagram. And I also want to thank Airy Jean
for the episode title not with my finger. She is
a looker and her saying that is highly entertaining to me.

(02:15):
So there you go. We're not going to go straight
into the episode, which is not safe for kids if
you're listening to this while you or driving, So we're
going to say don schmule Roachi and Mersh. Hello, Judy
stumbled through the door.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Whiskey bread that screamed out loud. He wants the crowd
story flying, said another sail.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's right. The legend will live on. And first time
this guy has been on and I think four or
five years. I think this guy actually come on during
the the China virus. Welcome in the Lovely Mersey merse.
How you doing today?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I first, Hi, How you doing? Everybody? Hi? I'm Mersh.
That was it hasn't been.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
At all for it's been so long that Chrissy Mayor
has once had a lot of potential.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and a little message for you from Conan.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I got a fish lunch.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's awesome. Okay, that's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, Well, we are a couple of guys, guys hanging out.
You've good sunglasses on. I've good sunglasses on with this
guy who was a victim of crime recently, and I
don't think it's gonna go well at the leader of
the buck mafia, schmil Buckman Shmel. How are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm great? How are you fucking you?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sounded like you're ready for trouble.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I was, Oh no, I'm I'm not. I've had enough
trouble the last few days.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You tough guy. Speaking of tough guys. Of course, you
mentioned earlier that mercers weren't a hot and sunglasses. That's
an exciting thing. Well, guess what we're gonna have two
guys weren't hot and sunglasses. It's done for nice podcast,
stupid don what's up?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Who's the How pissed are you that you didn't get
to be the first one to slide up and let
me after post granny? How built you?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Based on latest stories? I don't have enough nosepegs. But
speaking of which, this guy speaking of stinking cunts, he
comes from England. It is a Roachi Roachie. How are
you doing today, Mike sweet Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Not too bad, just excited to be on this wonderful panel.
As you can see, four of us are blind and
the other one should be.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You know what this is the other way around.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
This is an excellent panel. I was afraid you wouldn't
have enough guys.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh yeah, well it's a guy's groups.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
We do.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
We hang out, me listen to sweet music.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Come my lady, come come.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
But speaking of ladies, there was a back and forth
me and Merce had on Twitter the other day, but
Madow soprano Merce says that he'd bang her. I say, no, never,
She's fucking ugly. So I put up a poll question
for all the gentleman watching the show Metal Sopranu would

(06:03):
you And the answers are yeah or nah, no no,
So we will judge that by the end of it.
But speaking of ladies, I guess is a good one
from Mercia. A mutual friend of ours, Tony Paluzzo is
the big man at the moment. He is, of course,
the host of Hockey Movies and he is currently going

(06:24):
a houst guest. Lovely Little Lemmy recently a single from
her cunt boyfriend the shed dweller. Yeah, this piece of shit,
fucking he he, Hey, this motherfucker left me to go
date this day, fat motherfucker piece of shit in fucking Philadelphia,

(06:50):
and I'm good. I'm glad to hear it. Get in there, Tony,
give her one for me. But of course Grannie's going
all out to trash Tony saying that he's linked the PDFs,
saying comments of like the stench from a Lemmy's punt.
Shall we say, who are you stacking up the wrong hole?

(07:14):
So what's your take marsh on this Grammy versus Tony
and Lemmy war.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What's my real take? Or what's my take? Because we're
on a show and we got to make it interesting.
My real take is who gives a shit? Right? I mean,
these people are subhuman. But for the sake of the show,
I've been watching and I think it's kind of funny.
I do enjoy Granny getting hammered in his shed and
doing a live stream every day and going, look, I
don't mean to throw her under the bus or anything,

(07:43):
but she does that have a smelly pussy and abuses
her kids. You're like, okay, but that's you can't just say, hey,
I don't mean to throw you under the bus, but
like and then say whatever you want. So I think
he's he's hurting right now. I think he's trying to
process grief and he's doing it poorly.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I love the fact that Grimmy was, like you said,
He's like, you can take my children and take my home,
but you leave me my mother fucking green screen, Like
that's all that fucking modest him fucking cunt. But the
fact that he is a problem with Tony banging Leammy,
I don't I say good for it. I hope right

(08:25):
now Tony has put so much cum in her mouth
that it looks like her teeth or Melton. I hope
that Tony is treating her arsehole like it's an English
person just fucking constantly in there. I hope he's getting titwanks.
I hope he's eating Lemmy's arse. I hope he is
fucking He has showed him to whack the movies, because

(08:49):
that's all it's happened with his dick in the last
forty at ours, endless, endless friction and swallowing. And I
don't want Lemmy leaving Philadelphia until she contramary. Remember what
it's not like to have just swallowed a mouthful of
Colm Custard schmiel. What do you think about this?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Tony is such a nice guy. I'm sure that there's
nothing going on at all, and you know she's staying
in the spare bedroom and he's making sure she's well
taken care of and helping her recover from the trauma
that was Granny, Right.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Marsh, Do you think it's like one of those horny
guys from like Revenge of the Nerds.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, yeah, we actually looks like fucking John Belushi. But
the thing is, do you actually think Merston he would
fly her all the way out to Philadelphia just to
co stream them playing Silent Hill.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, it's it's it's ludicrous to me that people do this. Uh, Like,
I know, we're just friends, and it's like, I don't
I was talking about this last night. But my good
Paltte Donnis Paul by the way, he's brilliant. Then you're
talking about that, and I'm like, I don't even Like
I live in Lakeland, Florida, right, I lived in Tampa
for years. I know a lot of people out there, right, Like,

(10:08):
I won't even drive too deep into Tampa to get
laid at this age, like I don't even care enough.
So yeah, if somebody's getting on a plane or I'm
getting on a plane, like I'm fucking at least, you know,
like it's that's insane. Yeah, I'm not even gonna drive
to Tampa. Like, if I don't think I'm gonna definitely
get laid, I might have drive to Tampa on the

(10:30):
chance I might get laid. That's like fucking thirty minutes there,
thirty minutes back.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I mean, I mean Tony basically shacks traffic, Lemmy.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
He did. He took her across state lines for sexual purposes.
That's a violation of the Man Act.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, and you bring this a pussy that smells towards
the ocean that you don't notice it so much. Hey,
I'll fucking meet your box.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
What do you think, don Hees? You ever seen one
of those videos where they show how they make a
Twinkie in the factory where they take the cake and
then they inject the thing and they build it all up.
Lemmy is the Twinkie right now, she is getting it.
Is like the Twinkie factory going on. Tony from Hackam
Movies is you know, he's taking care of business, I think.

(11:12):
And yeah, good for Lemmy. I don't think she's gotten
laid in a while. It sounds like from it sounds
like there was a it was kind of a sexless
relationship from what the grand Master was saying. So good
for her. I hope she's hope she's enjoying it. I
hope she's getting getting her fill.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
The difference is that the Twinkies face is impressed against
a glass case that has like a signed Dawn of
the Dead fucking DVD in it, so it's a little
bit different.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It is. He does look like a fierce if you
were looking into a spoon. But the thing I always
wondered if Grammy, if Lemmy stopped cleaning her cunt as
a protest against Grommy, because she's like, I'll run this
thing under the top if you actually drink water instead
of beer. And I think that's a good Florida political debit,

(11:58):
like count versus beer? What do you want? But Rochie,
you've of course been on the out side of it,
looking pulling those glasses. By the way, Roachie, what do
you think about this smelly pussy versus greasy alcoholic? The bit.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
The Great Debate of twenty.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, it's a strange run, right, Let's be honest, right,
because nobody wants. No female wants to sleep with Granny
unless they would Lemmy, and to be no offense Lemmy.
Very few men want to sleep with Lemmy. So it's
a bit of a toss up. Yeah, it's a fifty
to fifty, you know that. Being said, Mush, you're used
to smelly pussy's being around your house. How quick will

(12:37):
it take Dan or whether that guy's name is from
Hack the movies to get used to let me smell?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
First of all, don't ever compare my cats to Lemmy.
Cats are extremely clean animals. But no, you know, listen,
I wish them all the best. Man. I just a
little bit of a breeze, you know. And you know,
it's also could just be a pH issue, we don't know,
and she may need to take some uh gandy to
eat certain kind of yogurt or something like or pussy nutstink.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well I heard that Tony's willing to give her some
custard cannon. And you gotta be honest, we can all
see it. Lemmy's good to blow job lips, which I
think is a nice polite way to describe that. But
she's clearly into the greasy types because Granny looked like
he fucking climbed out of the water, and then Tony's Italian,

(13:29):
so he's half pizza.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Is she into the greasy types or she just looks matching?
I mean like she's not you know what I mean,
you're acting like Margot Robbie is blowing Tony from Hack
the movies.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
She's a dabs ten though. Yeah, I guess have you
been to these events?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah? No, But I mean, I but like you should
dabble verse ten? What does that mean? Like, I get
what you're saying, I know what that means, but that's nothing.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Exactly well or lemmy, what was that done?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Trans person that's fighting against.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I know Suckman loves Ava, he loves uh, he loves
mg d's. But you know what about Eva, Like how
do her boobs uh compared to Lemmys?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I don't know, Dan, I you know, it's not something
that I really look at about. And you're the guy
that knows everything.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
So the one that you're the one that goes on
your show. You said I've heard you say Ava's tits.
She has the best tits in the dabble verse. I've
heard you say it three times.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Great, she's got a great rack. I'll give you that, Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'd rather fucking go to Iraq than see her rack.
Eva looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss with like the makeup,
and also she's fucking seeing and stupid stop having her on.
She's a cunt, he is. But apart from that, you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I kind of like that, the that this brave person
is bothering Anthony Kumia and that warms my heart.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And not a cumea fun no, But what do you
think with them? We will he bang? Let me like,
let me It looks very young and she's small, she's
big tits on her.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, everybody's been so excited about Lemmy, and I'm like,
this is your guys are joking, right, This is like
being excited that a raccoon is in the dumpster your
apartment complex. It's like, oh, it's cute.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, hey, hey, most of you make raccoons. I'm gonna
have to kick in.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's just like a raccoon. If let me bite you,
it'll get infected, So just keep your distance.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Do you think that lem me has given Tony.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
I I mean something, something's going on, Like I had
to be a quarantine period after Granny, right, Yeah, look
at like Granny alone, looks like he carries like old
school plagues with him, like things that we got rid
of in the United States in the forties, Like he
still is a carrier.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
For he's bringing him back.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, seriously, he's the reason we're getting smallpox shit and
outbreaks and ship and.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
We thought it was all the Indians.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He's gotta have scurvy or something like that. But the
thing about the Grimmy stuff, you're you're pretty good because
you like it when people get pretty honest. But all
the ship he's been saying about the kid, do you
actually believe it? Because I think he's just so pissed
off that she's actually doing something that he's like, she's

(16:38):
mother fucking neglecting the motherfucking kids that I don't say,
why can't she be a better parent?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Like I'm not, Yeah, no, I don't. You're right, we
shouldn't believe Grammy. Lemmy seems like the mother of the year.
We should be fucking giving her rewards. She's literally off
blowing A guy who does reviews from cop right now
in the beginning of the school season. I doubt she's
that great of a mom if, isn't it, you know,

(17:07):
like it's school just started and she's fucking blowing Tony
and talking about fucking reservoir dogs like I mean, you know,
come on.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
And I liter eight year old kids started at school
instead of being at home all day when granny left.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Right, you can't fuck hack the movies in his in
his dad's basement and also make the church bakes get
makes heale. She made a choice, you know what I'm saying.
She chose what to attend.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Well, maybe she doesn't eat the unhealthy food. She's trying
to get that cunt smelling right, But that's an interesting topic.
If you had to have.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Shot neglectful mothers, that's an interesting topic.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I want to see that, and I want to see
if people in the chat getting involved too. If you
had to buying Grammy or Tony from Hak the movies
at which one in Mercy? You're gonna pick which one
of these men to have sacks with?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Let's go wait which what what are my choices?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You get to have shacks with Tony or Grommy?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Oh yeah, I would definitely pick Tony because I don't
want to have to pay for everything, you know what
I mean, Like gonna you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
What about you wrote to you? Which woman you like?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
The fucking you fuck a guy like Granny. You have
to pay, You have to bring money, you have to
have a car like.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
It's everything with those guys. You have to have cigarettes,
you know what I mean. It's the worst.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Unless you're forgetting with Granny. Right, you can treat him
like ship. You'll keep coming back for more, that's what
you claim.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
But I can I have I have productive people in
my life that I treat like shit and neglect, So like,
why would I downgrade? You know?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
And Tony be like waking up in the morning with
a fat broad. You wouldn't be running like to the
thinking what you caught and if you could ever get
rid of them? Could you ever get to smell off?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
But the thing is everybody talks about when they get
some stank on their hanglo, but my Tony actually has
it going through all the rooms in his house. But
it's better than having the fucking do Blade boys on
Petre with the Royce and the other guy, right, marsh.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Oh you mean Passy Reducer pass. Yeah, that's my other
beef for Tony from acting movies. He's friends with them.
He does not like me. It's very clear he doesn't
like me, which which I always it's funny to me, right,
because I always get thrown it back. This happened recently
with like Karl from Worthy's podcasts. Right. I'm always a
bit blindsided when I like people and they don't like me,

(19:47):
because I'm always like, oh, that's that's weird, because like,
there are people that don't like me, and I go, oh, yeah,
that makes sense. I wasn't nice to that person. But
it's always weird when it's somebody that I like and
I've always been nice to. I get the vibe he
doesn't like me.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It's hard to tell. With Tony, he it's.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Easy to tell. Let's they just said it. He does
not only likes me. It was hard to read. He
said the other.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Thing, how could anybody not like you? Mor You're a
lovely man with a lovely smile.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I think he's mad because his parents cat hates him
and loves me. I won his cat over in like
thirty seconds. I think that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
But Don, you just recently had Grammy on your show
and it wasn't funny. He's a fucking cunt. But from
your perspective, Don, what's your take on all of this
drama on which one of the boys would you like
to have sex? And include Schmudlin that one.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, Well, let's start with the sex question first. Are
we talking about like prison sex or are we talking
about more of like a making love situation with what's
the difference? Uh, well, I guess there's I guess there's
no difference. If you're you want to control, I'm gonna
go with Tony. He seems like a much more considerate
lover than than Granny. So and and you can watch

(21:06):
movies with him, and you can. He's kind of house
you can crash on the crash on the couch, you
don't have to cuddle afterwards. Granny you're kind of you're
stuck in that queen bed, in his little his little shed.
So I'm gonna go with Tony on that one. But
in terms of what I took away from Granny, and
he's a bit of a sad sack right now, I
will say I do like the shed setup. Like if

(21:28):
if you were like trying to create like a little
bachelor pad and you wanted to like have a little
getaway studio, you could do a lot worse. I mean,
you don't really need a lot of heat down there
in Florida. So at least for the meantime, he's okay.
But but I mean, I the Melton appearance, I mean,
how do you defend that. He he comes off like
a complete asshole. Lemmy is an angel, so I'm always

(21:48):
gonna take a let Mey's side on this. But but
but I can't say I'm not enjoying the daily Granny crashouts.
I don't know if you saw him today, but he
had Microsoft paint up and he was doing a pie chart.
How much Lemmy sucks. That's for sure of effort, ten
percent of neglecting the kids, ten percent of not cleaning

(22:09):
the house. It was it was a sight to be seen.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
So a for let me, let me should do a
stream where she makes a pie chart and she's like,
here's all the reasons it didn't work out with Granny
and then draw circle and then right inside of it,
can't afford photoshop. That's the only thing in the pie chart.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And you know when Grammy's trying to do a pie
chart on his computer when there's fucking white eyed on
the screen of his laptop. Fucking ridiculous. But we have
three super chats here just bragging, just do it ready
to be to stinks? Of course he fucking stinks. He's
a scumbag. Pardon mister blue Sky for Norway fifty. If

(22:48):
it walks, talks and walks like a merchant, probably is.
And Ashley Cummins, can you confirm March did jr? Ashley
Cummins No, I just thought it'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
I always try to have fun with the little name
plate thing.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, would be totally if you heard though.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Would it? And I thought you wanted to have a
fun show.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
But smil Buckman's here for the Polite Roundtable.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
KFC for two dollars l O L. What did I
drunkenly stumble into. We're talking pussy smell And I just
think that it's unfair that we find out online did
Lemmy's cunch things? It's a spoiler. We like to find
out our when we go see how Marvel films. You

(23:39):
like to find out the twist for ourselves?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Is it a spoiler?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Though?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I mean like looking at Lemmy, like her pussy has
always been like a black guy in a horror movie
to me, Like, I always knew how that situation was
gonna end. How is everybody surprised? Like from day one
I looked at her and I was like, oh, yeah,
her pussy sticks. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I mean, it's definitely put DoPT on the perade. But
at the same time, I don't really know if Grammy's
the greatest source, Like, yeah, he's living with her, but Jesus, like, fuck,
am I really going to listen to this? Kunty looks
like he's just traveled back in time and put on
the first clothes he could find to warn us up.

(24:19):
But cunstan stink from the future.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I'm not pretending Grammy Granny doesn't suck, and I agree
with you on that. However, she also fucked him forever,
so it's like, let's not pretend. Like people do this
on the Internet where they'll pick like one side over
the other, and you're like and like, it's very hard
for people to realize sometimes you're talking about two bombs,
So it's you know what I mean. This isn't like

(24:43):
where it's a situation where you're like, oh, no, sure, Grammy.
Granny clearly sucks, like infinitely more than Lemmy does. But like,
don't let that distract you from the fact that Lemmy's
also a bum.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I get sense a bomb, Say yeah, I get sent
the clip today of Granny saying that he was going
to go file something in court. I have to go
file some papers, but.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
You have to own a shirt for them to even
let you into a courtroom.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
And he was drinking this morning, his light beer. He's
crippling addtion to the softest alcohol in the world. That's
fucking offensive to me, who's had two suspective heart attacks,
because I've got so fucked up for so long that
I finally didn't kick it at all. I just do
it a lot less. I think he's so full of shit.
And there's another Fike alcoholic we're going to talk about

(25:37):
later on, that ginger, fucking cunt. He makes me fucking sick. Hey,
who would you rather bang Mersh, Lemmy or.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Gilly. Oh Jesus Christ, No, that's rough, dude, That is
rough man.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
You answered the mon sex question quicker, by the way.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'll be honest, more attractive.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I'll be honest with you. And I hate to say
this because I know it's gonna people are just gonna
take the answer and run with it. But I would
go Gilly, but for the reason of for the content,
like just from the fallout of it. Like I don't
want to fuck either of them, but if you're giving
me a choice, gun to my head, I'm like, if
I fuck Gilly, like the dabble versa goal nuclear and

(26:29):
I'll have a lot of super tips to collect. What
if Lenny? Everybody's gonna be like, who.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
What if Gilly or Tony? Who would you bother? Fuck?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Oh? Tony hands down again, generous lover, nice house, good guy,
but he doesn't like me though, you know what I mean.
So I don't know if I could. I don't know
if I can. Land Tony just.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Telling you've got a RoboCop four K come over, no
finger you?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh thanks? He gave me that as a gift. Yeah cool,
thanks something he had three of probably.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, well, I hope the ride and eye Tony is
playing the Lemmy's Glitteriest way. Everybody else will be hitting
the light button.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
He's playing with her clit the way cats play with
those little doorstop things on the wall. The little springs.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Although hopefully Lemmy has at least parted her public here,
she does openly admit herself that she doesn't shave that thing,
and then nobody wants to see a gorilla wound.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It's fucking disgusting.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, come on, ladies, save your cunt for the rest
of the boys. Buttered Dick Jones, Dangle Doll Bugs, Conrucchi
and Mersh have a shake smoking contest.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, you idiot, what the fuck do you think life is?
That's what we're doing now, and whichever one of us
is dead first loses.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Well, I thought Mersh was better at sucking on a
pole than me.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Ooh, that's not very nice.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, we're having a good time the rouchie and you
had to ruin.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
It seriously, let me meet myself.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, but Dom, what about you? Yeah, Gillian, Lemmy, who's
getting your your your hot sweaty balls.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I mean, I'm definitely throwing Lemmy's legs up in the
ear between the two of them. I can't deal with
the psychoticness of Flosh and Lemmy seems like a sweetheart.
So smoke, will smoke a bowl, will throw the legs up,
and I'll take her on a tour of Boston. You know,
as long as I can get a whole pass, So
I'm taking Lemmy.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
You live in Boston, like throw legs up and fucking
powerwash that thing.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, we might have to do some clean up work first,
but it'll maybe make one of.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Those time laps TikTok videos. I didn't like those landscaping
companies where you're shaving her bush and you're doing it
all fast and you powerwash.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, definitely powerwashing that first before we go in there.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Playing with their bullet ones. What about you, Roachie, Lammy
or Gilly.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Well, it's no context, right, let me right, only because
you were doing on the Sly, never tell anybody about it,
where with Fleicia you would try and do it on
the Sly and Felicia wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I honestly, for the longest time I thought that Gilly
was another one of those trans people. Hey, she is
so genuinely, shockingly unattractive that it was actually shocking to
me that when I first saw her on the show,
actually went actually double took, and I went, she's fucking ugly,

(29:39):
and I stay she actually she always looks like she
just gets done with the workout despite not being in ship.
She looks like she stinks. But Schmuel, Lemmy or Gilly
which one?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
You know, I'm lucky. I'm in the position that I
don't have to think about either.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
And that's the question.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I know that's not the answer the question you're looking for,
but you know it would be it would be Lemmy
but more because then I wouldn't have to listen to
Pat Dixon stories.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
So, oh man, I didn't even think of that. It's
a whole night ages Pat X and this and pathics
and that.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, Pat does it this way, if you could just
do it the way Pat did it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I know that there's a mixed opinion of Pat Dickson.
I get along with Pat Dixon, and I'm and I'm
cool with Pat Dixon. But if I got to hear
somebody talk about path Dixon for more than ten minutes,
I'll I've had my.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Phil Yeah, I'm the biggest path Dickson baulwasher there is
in the Internet. But uh, I couldn't imagine having to
listen to his sexual exploits from Gilly Well.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Speaking of saxual exploits, Tony, if you're watching this, please
take Lemmy into the room and treat her count like
it was a geno's job by Pat Dixon. Hey, Mick,
this dude for Grammy. Put a peg on the nose
and light light multiple condle, open the window, and just
do whatever you can to piss Grammy off. We've got

(31:05):
to get him over the edge. He is a cunt.
But the next topic I've got for you, mersh, I
want to ask you boud and you mentioned it earlier
the double ATP feud, because I'm not just saying this
because you're here, but I've been a long time double
ATP listener for fucking years and one of the funniest

(31:27):
episodes was when you and Royce were on. This was
fucking ages ago.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
This may be fun.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, this may have been pre or during pandemic. I
don't know. But tell me from your point of view,
when did you start to first realize Did you and
Carl maybe weren't getting along so much? Hit the like button.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Like button clip it doom?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
I think probably. I think I first started realizing it
when he called me a loser and said I didn't
know anything about life and said it on ironically with
no like hey. Oh, That's when I went, oh gee, ouch. Okay,
I thought we respected each other. I was mistaken.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
It wasn't it bitter as a joke? Huh yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I was like, well okay. And the thing is we
were like, oh, you can't take a joke, Yeah, I
mean when you're joking, you know what I mean. Like,
I've also been doing this long enough to know the
difference between a joke and like when you say something
to your girlfriend the wrong way and she says something
she really means, like while she's pissy and doing the dishes,
and then later on it's like, I'm sorry. I was

(32:41):
like trying to I was just joking earlier, and you're like,
that was not a joke. That didn't come from a
fun place. So that's when I was like, oh okay.
And if you notice to this day, I still haven't
like I'm not gonna It would be really gay of
me to be like, wells go to war coool, Like
it would be very zoom of me to be like, oh, okay,

(33:03):
you want to dance call Like I just went, oh, well, okay,
that sucks, you know what I mean, and you know,
moved on from it.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
How long do you think he's been harboring that for
I guess a while.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Because, like I guess, apparently like it didn't get back
to us. But like a while back, on one of
his paywall shows, he was pitching about me and Royce
doing the the WATP Live thing with him and that
apparently we didn't prepare anything for the show and that
we showed up and that we were like aloof and

(33:38):
like stuck, like kind of just hung out like to ourselves.
And then which couldn't be further from the truth, like
I sat there hanging out with Doctor Steve and Rockco
and like all I did was mingle with people backstage,
and the issue with like not having content was the
way I understood the show to be. It was WATP
slash ROTC Live. So it was like, oh, so, just

(34:00):
like with Dick's thing and other people's thing like hack
a Mania or whatever, right, like you're gonna go up
and do your show, and then we're gonna go up
and do our show, or alternatively, because we don't care
who goes up last or first or any of that,
we'll do our show, which is even better. We get
our two hours out of the way and then you
do your two hours like either way whatever. So like

(34:20):
a couple of days before the show, he's like, yeah,
I just want to touch base with you guys. You
haven't really sent anything for the show, like we need clips,
we need stuff and blah blah blah. And we're like
for what and he was like, you know, for the
live event. And then we're like, oh, yeah, we had
already sent him like our logo and stuff for the
stage and like our theme song and like that kind

(34:40):
of stuff. And we're like, didn't we send that stuff?
And he's like, yeah, I have that, like your intro
and stuff, but like, what do you have for the
show so we can have it all set up?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
And we were like, it's a live event, what do
you want to script on a storyboard?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I was like, we're gonna go up and probably interact
with the audience. I mean you, I have literally an
all star team sitting in the green room, so we'll
probably work out backstage who wants to be on, maybe
have Doctor Steve come out or fucking you or whoever,
and like do something. I'm like, but we'll do it there.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Like you got to feed off the crowd. And then
it turned in like once I saw how he structures
a show. I understood it after the fact, to be Oh,
he didn't want us to do two hours of OURTC.
He wanted us to program a two hour block of
his imaginary serious satellite radio channel thing. And like that's

(35:38):
cause that's how I think he thinks. And it was
like I gotta have it because I'm running the whole
thing the whole time. And I'm like, oh, if I
had known that, we would have given you some clips.
We just thought it was gonna be two hours hit
our music. We go out, Hey, what's going on? Thanks
for coming out. Hey, how many people came to see
us tonight? Oh cool? Hey, here's some shit I wrote
backstage when I was watching the crowd, Like, here's some

(35:59):
jokes about the fucking parking lot or the off duty
cops that are outside whatever. That's what a show is,
not like a fucking song parody that I that I
wrote three weeks ago, you know, not an hour of
stuttering John clips we all watched a hundred times. Like, no,
people paid money. They want to come in here and
do a show with us, So I don't know, man,

(36:20):
So that kind kind of weird. When he was like
then it got back to me he was doing that,
but that was after he kind of called me an
idiot and all this other shit. So I don't know
where that all kind of comes from, but I'm I'm
generally from a different breed of people where, you know,
if I had an issue with you and I was
gonna pay you for appearance or something like, I'd pull
you aside and go like, yo, Hughesy, you got to
pull the fucking nose up, dude, Like you know what

(36:43):
I mean, you're crashing here, and like I'm still gonna
pay you for this and we still need to get
the show done, but like, can you not be whatever
the things I'm gonna complain six months later about like
that you're being?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
So can I tell you my sort of theory or not?
Because everyone would agree that even if you don't like Carl,
he's really good at hosting the show, and he's created
content and having like segments and.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Running steering the ship. Are you gonna say it?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
God saying he's really good steering the ship?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Boy, just say it. You fucking don't much mount around it.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, But I it felt to me that as silly
as this bat song, as I get along with Carl
I was just emailing him today about a silly conversation
they have with tom Myers, and I think that maybe
Carl thought, oh, I could get some type of a
of a story, like some content if I start arguing

(37:48):
with Mercier about this content types. But then at the
same time it turned out that Piano you started acting
like a real count for real about it. So he
he So I think that maybe he was starting a
feud with you to get a bit of content to

(38:08):
then actually having a feud with with the gino's loyal wife.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I don't know, man, I don't think so. Again. I've
seen the clip. I watched it on my show, and
it was just one of those things where somebody brought
up that I was shitting on content hotel, and like
the way he said it sounded like he'd been stewing
about it a little bit like it didn't sound like
he was setting up a feud. It was more of
a hey, merce said this, and he was like, yeah, well,
Merse's fucking idiot, was you know, blah blah blah. It

(38:36):
was just it just came off like in a weird
like all right, all right, dude, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
So he couldn't say anything about Chrissy maher right because
of where he was. He was, So who's the next
person on the list that I've been helding this grudge
back against.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
And that's that's stunning thing.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
I love doing that, love playing She's.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
When it's like, I'll tell you who's fucking stunning halle
Berry in the year two thousand and one. That's when
you look at her and you go fuck.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
The only way the only way Christy Mayor could stun
me is if she kicks me in the head with
her hind legs. She's a horse.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Quick question for everybody in the chat and the five
of us here, who would you rather have shacks with
Halle Berry or Chrissy Mayer today? And the schmil you pick?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'd rather have sex with Halle Berry's mother.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh wow, because she's your dead body and you like
to do that shit.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, well, just sick.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Carmick told me you were a sick guy.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I've been accused of a lot of things, necophilia. We
just might as well add that to the list as well.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
What would you but Dan, you should have paid attention
to all these types of things. Do you think that
Carl manufactured the feud or do you think that there
was a legitimate reason to get so pissed off about him.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Well, Carl needs content, so he's yeah, he's gonna generate
the things that he wants. Uh, you know, merge talking
about Carl not being happy with the performance. Carl just
wants a human laugh track for his shows. He wants
to have everything slotted perfectly. He wants all his clips
lined up. He wants the three people that are gonna
chuckle at everything that he says, and then he's gonna

(40:23):
chuckle at what they say. And no one's gonna there's
not gonna be any No waves are gonna get you know,
moved at all. No, there's not gonna be any rocking
of the boat. And that's who are these podcasts, and
you know people like it. So you know, I have
nothing against Carl, but you know what you're getting into.
It's it he steers the ship and nothing the boat.
Boat's not gonna get rocked, and that's what it is.
So yeah, it's not really my not really my cup

(40:45):
of tea. I don't really really care for it, but
total respect. In terms of halle Berry, I would I
would choose halle Berry uh, without our you know, with
their head chopped off over Chrissy Mayor. I cannot stand
Chrissy Mayor, especially.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
He's into that dead shit too.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, sickly after the baby fat, having a hard time
losing the baby fat. So it's not a not a
good situation.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't think we can call out baby fat anymore.
It's I think he's just fat, nough. But Rochie about
the car thing, do you think that it's a turned
reel or what's your opinion?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
So I might be getting this mixed up with something
else because I didn't think we're going to talk about this.
But didn't mersh arrive late for the meet and Greek.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I think I got I was late to the meet
and Greek, but I did I did get there were
times still from the meet and greet. Yeah, I because
I went to the wrong hotel. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
I think that's where the like the cole like hating
mush started from.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
All right, Well, being me being fifteen to twenty minutes
late for a meet and greet and harboring that for like,
I don't know, over a year, and then exploding about
it is fucking insane behavior in my opinion.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
No, I'm just being honest. I remember at the time
that event and people being there saying, oh, you know,
mush arrived late, and that was like.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh yeah, and that might look that might be an
issue whatever. But like at the end of the day,
there's there could be a situation where somebody is like
mildly in the wrong, which again, out of my fucking
it was out of my hands. I literally got to
the wrong hotel because there was two fucking Marriotts. I
went to the wrong one and they were like, no,
you're booked across town and that killed my fucking drive time,

(42:28):
and traffic was terrible. It was spring break, and so yeah, no,
I'm not making an excuse. I'm just saying like it
was a wrong hotel situation. And again that's something that
could have been like said at some point, but nobody
really said anything. And then to go public and be like,
oh it was meat and green, Yeah right, I mean,
I it fucked up. You could have said something then

(42:48):
and there and be looking, hey man, you know, it's
just it's just kind of again, waiting six months and
then taking pot shots on a paywall is homosexual behavior.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Much? Are you more offended to the fact that you
did it behind the payble.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
No, I mean that is kind of Jewish, and Jewish
people do offend me, but no offense, but you're one
of the good ones. But uh but yeah, I mean
it's that's not what What offends me is any type
of thing like this where it's like we're doing a thing,
Come say something, Come say something to me. I don't
mind if you want to start taking shots to me publicly,

(43:26):
privately and'll pay well whatever, But like when it comes
out of left field, and especially when I don't find
out about it until the content hotel thing explodes, and
then I have people going, oh, yeah, he's been like
ship mouthing you like low key for like you know,
over aet like you know, not all the time, but
like every once in a while it'll take some little

(43:47):
shot about you. And I'm like, Okay, that's weird because
he's never said anything to me about it.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
No offense, mers, but that's hardly unusual in this universe.
Great everybody he acts like they're your friend and they
get along and then the next thing you know, they're
talking shit about you.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
But this is different. This is an event that I
co headlined, Like this was literally an event that like
my name was smacked smacked on to try to sell
some tickets too. So it's it's this is like a
business thing. This isn't yeah, and this isn't like me.
I'm not This isn't me doing a fucking an hour
with Carmack in the morning, just an annoy steel Toe.
This was like a legitimate venue that had fucking security

(44:26):
and like you know what I mean, like give back.
So it's a little bit different. You'd expect somebody like
Carl to go him and you know, it wasn't really
cool that you relate. But and I'm sure he probably
did say something to that effect, like, oh man, you're late.
I probably said, yeah, dude, I'm sorry. I went. I
ended up at the wrong hotel and they didn't tell
me for like ten minutes and I had to drive
across town spring break and I was sorry, I'm late. Whatever.

(44:47):
But like instead of being like all right now, I'm
gonna like like imply that I'm like not good to
work with. That's the part that kind of offends me
and annoys me is that you have a platform and
you're going out and putting out there that me and
Royce are irresponsible and that we're like you're giving other
people potentially the impression that we should that you shouldn't

(45:10):
work with us, where in reality you can ask Dick
Masterson or anybody else that's ever booked me for a
live event. I am a fucking I am a pleasure
to deal with. I was really good to deal with
back in my drinking days. I don't even drink heavily anymore,
like I barely drink so like now that I'm sober,
I'm ten times even better. But even in my most
drunken days, I made my gigs fine. I missed fucking

(45:33):
fifteen minutes of a meet and greet. Sorry, you shouldn't
be charging for a meet and greet with any of
us anyway, Carl, you fucking jew. That's really gross. Nobody
should be paying for meet and greet to meet me
and fucking Chris producer, Chris, that's disgusting and exploitive in
the first place. I don't even like meat, Greeks. I

(45:54):
smoked cigarettes. Hey, here's a pro tip. Next time you
see me in a live event, skip paying twenty five
for the meet and greet. I smoked cigarettes and weed.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
You're gonna meet me but the thing is it's just
a kiss of Car puts too much pressure on himself
for these live shows, and then they.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
In in this. This is why, even with the way
he handled content hotel and then he started fucking with me,
and then we started trolling him even harder, and then
he backed the fuck off, Carl learned a very quick
let He takes a lot of it too seriously, and
there's some of it you should take seriously, right, and
he runs a successful business and he's done very well

(46:36):
for himself, so he's doing something right. But there there
are elements of this like your taxes, you should take
that seriously, Your your your your your retirement plan, your
what are you doing with your money as you make it?
Like your your cut plans to make good content. You
should take that stuff seriously. When you start taking the
brand and yourself too seriously, these fucking vultures that they

(47:01):
will smell it right away on you and they will
start going, oh, mister, mister fucking serious guy, Okay, you
take yourself. And I think he started to take all
of it too seriously, and I think he needs to
take a breather, maybe enjoy that fucking second house in
Florida for a couple of weeks and not do this
for a bit.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
He worried about you though, a guy like you, Marsh,
I mean, you're like a guy you could just crank on.
You could just turn on the cam and go to
town right. And Carl is he's planned it all out.
He's not like quick on his feet like you are.
I mean, it's it's he's a very serious guy. When
you see him at those shows, I mean he's zoned in.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
He's not He's not above criticism. Neither is two key.
This is the problem I have with the dabble verse.
There are too many of these fucking guys that feel
like they're above any criticism.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Carl.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Carl opens himself up to criticism. But he's the most
thin skin motherfucker, as evidenced by the last couple of weeks.
We've all seen it, two key. If you watched on
MLC today he did that geno impression. It was the
drizzling shits. It was awful. I don't know if he's
burned out. I don't know if he's been no traveling.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
In his defense, yeah, he's been on fire lately. And
then he's also probably exhausted.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
So but but he's not perfect either, So it's okay
to criticize smool I know we don't.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Nobody, but nobody is not criticizing. Nobody is not criticizing people.
Dan Dan, Dan Dan, first of all, stopped twelve days ago.
Twelve days ago, you said you would never be on
a stream with me. You said if I was a
co host on any stream, you'd get off. You wouldn't
do it, So take your wares and go sell him
someplace else.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Wow, And that's coming from a guy named Schmoolo.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Stop with the Spergan out. Hey, man, I wasn't the
one that said I would never stream with you. You're
the one that said it. And here we are, so
the man. You're just so funny. You're just so funny.
You No criticism for you, but criticism for everybody else.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
With Ashley Cummings, what were you gonna fucking add to that?
That conversation with stuttering John? What makes you think that
you deserve to get the fucking link to go on?
She had a great interview going with stuttering John.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Why do you deserve? Do you deserve the link more
than I do?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
What you're trying to say here, you're better than me.
Is that what's going on?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
I don't need that.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
I'm not trying to raise up the ladder like you are.
I'm not trying to suck up to people that I
think are better than me. And then anyone that, Oh,
the shows that don't get any viewers, well I can
fucking shoot on them. But tukey, I'm gonna fucking suck
that fucking pop it off like you'd ever believe. I'm
gonna fucking deep throat him. That's what you do.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Schmule, you know it.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
You're a ball washer.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
No, I see tagging. Look, man, I see talent. Tuk
Tuki is a talent. There's no criticism that I can
offer Tuki that's gonna help him or do anything for
his show. So why would I bother criticize.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
You need to get your five hundred subscribers that you've
been fucking crying about for two weeks. You're still stuck
at four ninety five the last I looked.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Well two weeks for you, I don't even know how
many I have, but you do. So it must be
more important to you than it is to me.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Because talk help me out here, talk to tell me
about this weekend with Ashley.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
This is not what this show is about. That's why
I weren't going to bring up or even because again,
what is starting John, when it comes to Little Lemmy
and Granny.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Smelly Kunt.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
And you, everything got really said?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
No O, go ahead, I'm sorry, so merch, I mean,
as I remember it, what happened was I think I
think the original behind the paywall thing was that you
had asked Carl was his words or something along the
lines of you'd ask them for help. You needed to
make make more money, and that's why I put you
on the show. And then you didn't Then you didn't

(51:05):
really come through, and that's where I thought the harboring
was going on. That's what I thought was happening.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
If if that is true, because honestly, I have been
really nice and and and and I gotta be honest
with you. You know who's also been very nice. Who's
actually more pissed than I am, Is Royce has been
very nice. If somebody provides me a clip of that

(51:34):
being said by Carl, I will go fucking nuclear. It's
nuclear nuclear, it's pronounced nuclear, Lisa. I will fucking because
that is insane because he approached us, and Royce will
back me up on that. That was in fact, I.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Wasn't even involved in the initial talks of that event.
He went to Royce, the two daddies talked that, the adults,
two adults talked about it, and then Royce goes, you
want to do a live event with Carl It's in Largo.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, it's a fucking like, it's an hour drive. Let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I don't want to be disparaging anyone. But when Roachie said,
oh what he did about remember because he remember.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Somebody get shen't lose my mind because that is an
absolute lie. You know.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I hope this doesn't start an argument. But don Schmiel
just texted me and he was making fun of your wife.
What do you think about that?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
The mail order brag life. Yeah, I've heard that. I
heard that one a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I can't believe you said that, Schmiel.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, I can't believe I did either.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
By the way, what did happened was actually because I'm
way the loop. I was off the wagon this weekend.
We're bringing that one back up, Roggie.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I Germany start.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Okay, So.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Ashley's doing well with John. She says, I will send
Smuald the link to smile can meet John.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Okay cool.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
So I got a wrench in a chat and I'm watching,
and Schmiel sends a super chat. You can correct me
if I'm wrong, Smell saying I will accept the link
link right, okay cool? Then smull cool later on, like
forty minutes into the show, is in the chat accuses
Ashley of being done, doesn't pay for stream yard and

(53:34):
can't figure out to put him on stream. So as
a good little boy with a wrench, I'll go time
smull out. And then, as anybody that watches B YB
on Sundays, Schmiell went and spurged the fuck out, said
I ruined Ashley show. And I can keep Ashley to myself.
This is a grown married.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Man, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, But go ahead, Smith.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Well, it was it was great if those were the facts.
But that's not the one. I never called Ashley dumb,
but you like to keep repeating that Ashley was using
what I wrote in the chat. Ashley had sent me
a link, but it was a bad link. She had
sent me a link to an old show. Right, So

(54:22):
I put in the chat that I had a bad link.
This was after the super chat, saying I'd be happy
to take a link, and you said you asked for
a link or something like that. You're band or timed out,
you know, And yeah, I did get annoyed because you know,

(54:46):
you're a person with a wrench, right, Ashley can read
my chat. She can decide what to do with it
or not to do with it. But you felt like, oh,
I'm a mod I'm going to make decisions for the show.
Because that way I couldn't do it. Why did I
wait forty minutes? I waited forty minutes because we were
waiting for John to kind of get to the end,

(55:09):
introduce somebody new, and then possibly because it didn't work
out that that stream worked out, but there was supposed
to be more streams, right, and he's bailed out on
her since, so just trying to bring John in basically,
that's part of it. The other part of it is,
I'm not an idiot. If I can get on with

(55:30):
stuttering John, I'm gonna get on with stuttering John.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Right. Why does it matter?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yeah, show? What was what were you gonna do? That
was gonna elevate that show to the next level. Well,
why did it matter whether you got on the show
or not.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
What was I gonna do that was gonna destroy the
show or detract from the show.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
She was doing a fine job with stuttering John herself.
So you didn't get on, you know, and and if
you weren't so onruly in the chat where the mod
had to.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Oh, stop with the unruly Dan, please you know, And
look again, I don't mean to repeat the same thing
you said over and over again. You were never streaming
with me again, I'm a ball washer, I'm this. If
I'm doing on and I'm the cast, You're gonna get out.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
You're not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
And here you are lecturing me again.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
No, because because you've been talking, because you talked about him.
You said I said something that you delivered pizzas to
my house, which I have no idea what you're talking about.
You accused me of doxing a sorcerer.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
You did, you did, you did, You said his real name,
you said he was a piece of shit. You were
going on about him. That's the show that I took down.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I have it, doctor Dave.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Is that okay? You were saying stuff I said to you,
I sent you a person a DM and I said
to you, I was uncomfortable with that because I didn't
want to dox the guy and I was gonna clip
that part out of the show. That's the last I've
heard from you and Dan. It's not like you don't
have a reputation coming into this thing, right right, You're

(57:02):
calling Luigi Greenberg a paralegal. That's all he is. This
is what you know. You act like you know stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
It's probably you know.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Just look, this is Hughesy show, so let's not derail it.
But you're clan, you know. And and as I guess,
Tuki was the best thing which you got the great
only fans light behind you, So I like only fans, Dan,
I think that's pretty fucking cool man. You should run
with that.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
What do you think you run the dabble verse? Why
do you think you can define everything? And what's the
important shows? You want to give out the awards this year,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Schmool No, I was never intending to give out the
awards this year.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
On your last episode, you had Dave say I talked.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Because after I decided to make the list, Carlos danger
Oh Damn, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Just stop you just you keep digging a hole. I
can't help you. I can't do it. I can't help you.
I'm sorry. I don't know what it is about me
that makes you so crazy, you know? But what can
I say? Buddy? Right, you're a.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
You're an atheist at a know it all who thinks
that you are above everybody else when you're just on
the same level as ship as all of us.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
This sounds like you've got more of a problem with
you than with me. So I'll just like let it
move on.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, can I ask you give him a question? Why
only fans? Don I genuinely when you heard that right now?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
It's lighting because he's got the only fans chick lighting and.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
He's got the he's got the fucking trademark XIA Anderson
TM symbol fucking background. I just got to say, after
listening to this for like two minutes straight, Yo, this
is so fucking gay. Like Yo, you guys have a
combined age of like a hundred, Like, Yo, what is
wrong with you? You that?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I get like, I get like thirty viewers, Like why
would you care? What I do, right, but you both
care and it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Well who cares, Let's that's all fucking.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I didn't give a ship. I'm like, you know, I'm
just doing my thing, having a good time. I'm out there,
ball washing, clout chasing, gatekeeping, you know, just doing what
we do.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I have more people listening to me than I even want.
And I don't care about any of this. This is amazing,
Like I don't have fun watching people like just going
ham over there like none of this matters.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I know I had left, like.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
One of us is gonna one of us on this
panel will be dead within six months, like just looking around.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Statistically, odds are odds are pretty good.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Man. It's like like the next scheme ask is sitting
here right now and everybody's like, oh, wars and you
you want to do the awards, don't.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
You want to? I want to do the awards. Let
me do the awards. To the awards. Yeah, I had
ignored the whole thing until Tuki did it, and uh,
Tuki did such a great job. I felt like I
would be missing an opportunity if I ignored it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Well, that's actually a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
For the showered every time I see Rocko doing something brilliant,
I always think, you know what, I could do that better.
It's really smart. That's a good strategy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
It wasn't doing it better. It was hopping onto the
kaboos there, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Oh, you were telling me he sucks off.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
The air, Yeah, I was. I was telling you he
sucked At the same time I was d M. Hughesy
about this guy's married or mail order bride.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
You're late to the double verse. This is why Carlos dangers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I mean, I'm late to the dabble verse. I'm Ray Kroc,
the founder you of fucking britt bong Homo. I'm late.
We were the first show making fun of stuttering John
the We didn't fucking turn it into all communities because
look at you fucking mutants. We didn't want any of
you around. We already had patrons. We moved on from
stuttering John. We don't have this obsessive compulsive Did you

(01:01:02):
see how his stool wasn't solid?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Tuesday? You people are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Psychos And then you're like, oh, you're new to the
dabble verse. No, we created it and then walked away
in disgusted.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
That's what I'm saying. Is is the dabble verse needs
Carlos Danger to return, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
That fat fuck he's actually my vote for the next scheme.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
I think little KB is gonna save us. I think
when Little KB starts going around, he's gonna keep everyone honest.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Little KB is like the catch up of comedy. It's
it's okay in small doses.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Speaking of it, I'm sorry the Irish culinary expert shut up.
You boil everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Fucking right, and we threw it at people if it's
not ready because that's what the man dude. I ate
it when I want to eat it. And speaking of which,
Granny also docks that Lemmy has or hot and only fun.
So there you go. She has big tits and I
want to see them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Are they lean Thompson nudes dot com? Is that where
we can see them?

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Can you guys stop?

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Like no?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I you know, I've been really, really fucking annoyed at
people because Keanu has made it very clear that it
bothers her and it bothers Gino when you google Keanus
c Thompson nudes and you guys continue to do it,
and I keep saying, like, why don't you just compromise
and google something that she hasn't admitted upsets her yet

(01:02:30):
in Google kanu see Thompson fingering herself. Now, the difference
between video and pictures is that videos are way more damning.
That's all I'm saying. Maybe switch up your Google searches, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
So so, Marsha, is this your attempt at trying to
prove that you didn't actually go and google Keanu thompson nudes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Oh no, I've openly said I've jacked off to Keanu's
nudes before. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Back in the day, so you've seen the videos?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Is that back when you were drinking?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
No, I like chicks that are like attainable, you know
what I mean. It's kind of you know what I mean,
like like the kind of chick you know would give
you a hand job at Sullivan's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Hence brings this back to Lemme and Felicia.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yea with Tony. Just Tony's just sent an invite to
your county off hearing that news.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yeah, you ever jerk, you ever close your eyes to
jerk off the Sabrina Carpenter and then halfway through coming
you go, oh, she would never fuck me, And then
it's ruined and you lose your boner, but like that
never happens with the Keanu. You just you're like, oh yeah,
you just come. You're like, I totally shot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
But speaking of County, I want to get you onto
the topic of her group of friends that I'm like,
what's the dot old women's show called the Cast? Yeah,
this is something.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Did you see my coverage of the Scarlet Hampton meltdown?
It's amazing, Oh the Dirty Hill. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
But the thing I gotta ask you, but when Charlie
Kirk passed away. I don't know if anybody heard of that.
It was on the news recently. It seemed like the
whole simp Cast group suddenly went from being crazy party
women to super Christian, praying, church going, fucking Magga conservatives.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
But who also still do porn and drink. Like it's weird.
They didn't even change the other part.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah, it's like, I'm so offended and upset by what
happened that Charlie Kirk did twenty percent of the money
I get from sucking big black dicks on my only
fans will go towards a charity of Charlie Kirk's family's choice,
because that's what America would want, but tell me mersh,
my love, what do you think about the sim cast.

(01:04:49):
I guess you call it right wing grifting. For lack
of a better insult, hit the like button.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I believe the coin term that Mike David from Redbar
came up with was Chrissy Mayer's conservative wet spot hour.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
He used to call it that on Compound Media, and yeah,
it's ridiculous, Like it's it's it's so clear that these
chicks are just pandering to like lonely boomer right wing
guys that like, you know what I mean, Like, these
are the same people that are like, yeah, I'm conservative,
I believe in American conservatism. I also don't care that
Anthony Coomia bought an IPEd for somebody. He thought it

(01:05:26):
was a thirteen year old girl. These two things are
not connected. And I'm like, I don't know if you're
very conservative then so yeah, it's that same like fucking
leftover compound media crowd that like like syncast, and it's
these people that are like, wow, I know this girl
sticks household objects in her cunt for money, but like
she says things that align with my politics.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
So she's got an American flag behind her.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Yeah, exactly, It's like, shut up, she rip on yourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
She sluted the flag after she let that wheel chair
guy gang buying her with the asked of his retard friend. Yeah,
she shucked a dine syndrome guy's dick on any funds
in front of the flag because she's a patriot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I'm not even mad at Christy. She called it the
simp cast. I mean, she told this audience exactly what
she thought of them. You know what I mean, It's
like she literally found the most insulting way to describe
her demographic and then like, you know what I mean,
it would be like if I just renamed Nightwave Radio
the fucking the drama obsessed pay Pig's primetime show, and
people would still.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
What do you think, Tom? Because you you're sort of you.
I always love hearing your judgment to people. This whole
Chrissy Mayer group neither gone all churchy and religious. How
do you do you think that's the pol of ship
or do you believe it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I mean it's absolutely a pile of ship, just like
the content hotel. I don't know if you guys saw that.
I mean that was an excuse to I'm not familiar.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Please ye.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Away from the baby trip, you know, to a swanky
Airbnb while everybody else fits the bill, and you know,
twenty people showed up. But I digress to steal in
the line for somebody else. But the problem with Chrissy
is she lost all the hot Horse simcast used to
be like must watch TV when he she had Britney
Venti and Melanie Mack and some of these other like

(01:07:21):
hot whores. They were supposed to have two fucking porn
stars at the content house or hotel, and both of them,
know showed that fucking hot Josie. You know, you know
which one I'm talking about. The I forget what her
name is, the Italian name girl who she's a hot ticket.
You can google her pictures talk about jerking off. I mean, wow,
she's hot. And then the other one that used to

(01:07:42):
be a porn star was really hot. They both they
both waited today and they're like, yeah, this fucking thing
is for the birds. I'm not going. So Chrissy can't
get the hot horse anymore. And if you can't get
the hot horse, nobody's gonna really watch your sim cast
or go to your content hotel. So you know, it's over,
it's over.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Didn't Lucy typebox from a watp' didn't she bailed to
Like day two was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Like I came in and she was she was last in,
first out, Like she came in like two days late
and then left right after her show. She could not
get out of there fast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You know, I could see Lucy gradually moving away from
the WATP thing because she didn't not like enormous numbers.
But her YouTube has significantly grown, and it's growing, so
I think we could see it get to the point

(01:08:31):
where she gets, oh, she's the whore of the show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Christie's YouTube also goes up one hundred subscriber lots at
a time. I don't if you've noticed that all the
way up to one hundred k. It was like every
day she just added three two hundred, she just headed
three hundred. It was very uh, it seemed inorganic, shall
we say, the growth under k but whatever, you know,
it's kind of plateaued out. It doesn't seem I mean,
you know, if you look at her shows, I mean
the live viewers for one hundred thousand followers, she gets

(01:09:00):
like one of her subscribers watching, So that's not that's
not indicative of a show that's really growing at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah, that was something that I always find kind of
strange that I remember during the pandemic, Christy get a
shitload of subscribers, like nearly one hundred thousand, and she
was streaming all kinds of stuff all the time, so
I can understand why it would grow so much. But
in the last five years she's maybe added two thousand

(01:09:29):
and more subscribers, and I think that's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Yeah, she is a I think Christy Mayor is like
a year away from where like she's just gonna be
hitting Go Live and you're gonna hear Hi everybody, Hi, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
I'm having my coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I thought we're gonna get organic children's recipes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
No, because the thing is, like Chrissy is fuck you
is the quintessential chicken nugget ho which is a term
I use for many years. You know, it's it's every
every bitch you haven't met with a two year degree
but isn't willing to load the dishwasher, like every like

(01:10:16):
chick who tried her hand at community theater and stand
up comedy, but now she's a mom and like these
bitches will performatively go on the internet and talk about
how we need to start homesteading and caring for chickens.
And I want to have a bee. I want to
be get bees in my backyard so I can make
my own honey. And we right wingers need to stick together.
But these chicken nugget hos are too lazy to load

(01:10:38):
a dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Are we talking about? Let me again, No.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Fucking Lemmy's a Dino nuggie hoe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Yeah, and I don't think they would have a dishwasher
in their port avon wherever they lived. Just for move
on too from Steve thanks to the dough Bucks, Steven Bravo,
grit takes Smule, see Smull doing great. And then here's
another one from Steven Bramble. Put this towards Smule's shades.

(01:11:10):
There you go, Smuele. They want to see what you
look like dressed up as Marverick from Top Gun. But Rochie,
what do you what's your opinion on all of this?
My dear?

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Oh what the chrisy Mayer content house. I really can't
care less and credit to Doom because if Doom didn't
clip mersh covering all of that, I wouldn't have tuned
into Mersh to watch it, partly because I'm like, Okay,
so if w ATP went and did an event which
they didn't put on their Patreon live where they like,

(01:11:42):
that's one thing that I'm annoyed as a Patreon member
of WATP like, so you release it afterwards. So I'm
a bit annoyed on that. And two, who cares about
Chrissy Mrner Like nobody does. She didn't want to be
part of the Double Verse when she allegedly started it all,
So it's like, okay, then what's the point, right? And

(01:12:03):
now we're talking about something a month ago that happened
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Yeah, well that's just because it's difficult to book merch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
He's busy, he's going to be an Albuquerque.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
He's trying to get on the simcast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Yeah, I'm trying to come up. I'm trying to get
on stuttering John's stream.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
But that's it. Maybe maybe you can be my gateway
in there, open the door for me, Mersh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
But just as we're getting ready to wrap up after
this final topic and everyone is hitting the like button,
thank you very much of it. Help a lot your
little bastards, I gotta ask you. But Karmick mersh because
in my opinion, he's gay. I think that he's putting

(01:12:52):
on his show where he thinks he's gonna be like, oh,
I I love well ladies, don't you know what? I uh,
I love having the sacks with their cunts and all
types of things and ship that's what mendo. It's a
grant kind of stuff, don't you know. I don't buy
it at all. And I think that he's almost sort
of worked. Him and Felicia only got together because they

(01:13:16):
thought it was going to help. What do you call
h was the only one to annoy pot Dixon. It
didn't really work, but Pot keeps fucking talking about it.
I think I got my fuck and I think it's
absolutely actually fucking Dustin Hoffman. I wish I just want

(01:13:40):
to tell you I really enjoy your work. I think
that's the right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Guy playing the piano. I wish you all the best.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that back to day. But the
thing is with.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
I was lobbing hardballs at him one night. He was
doing the song request thing and I was like, yeah,
I want to hear hard times by Paramore. Yeah, I
guess it's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Not really I got him to do still dre He
was singing, going to square, you're hanging out on the
corner with your fly bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Flying got in there with him or Karmick got in
They paid him fifty bucks to play a whole album.
Don't remember the album.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Speaking of a fly bitches, this is perfect. This is
the perfect pamel for pa j R. Take it as
you will, will, guys, I'm just going to say that
ry Gen is currently fingering her cunt down her arsehole
at the same time. You're welcome, Rochie, but bush by Karmick.
Do you think that he is going to be abused

(01:14:46):
and fucking manipulated to the point that he may.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Oh, okay, there was it. I was waited. It's like
there'd better be a second half of this is going
to be manipult lated and fucked with. I don't know,
it's too early to tell. Uh No, As far as nah,
I don't think so. I don't think he's I think
that that's I think that only cowards would do that

(01:15:14):
to themselves. And he's from the valley man. I think
he's made us. He's told me as much that he's
made a different stuff than the rest of us. So
if I'm a bitch. He called me once a jester
on his court. So if a mere jester like myself
isn't going to kill myself, there's no way he's gonna
do it. No, he's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
By the way, we'll call him this episode not my finger.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
The change the episode name. You're trying to take my channel.
I just yelled at all the time now like I
have adopted so many Kevin brennanism's in my like like
just over time that now it's starting, and then even
little KB. Now I'm habitually going eh like all the time,

(01:15:58):
and I find myself on ironically doing it now when
people aren't making sense to me, I'm going, huh right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Well, mesh, you gotta be careful not to fall into
the Chad zumac eraror where you start mimicking everything that
you see.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
No, no, it's just anytime somebody I keep remembering, I'm
fresh back on YouTube and I'm trying to be a
good boy. So like whenever somebody says something out of pocket,
I just I'm like, hey, whoa terms of service. I'm
gonna take my jannel.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
But Rochie, do you think that this karma stuff is
going to end up with him doing his bud dwiron
praction live on the Earth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Well, so funny enough, quote said that on the Weekly
w Review this Sunday just passed. Yeah, of course nobody watches,
but anyway, I didn't find it funny that he's is
it is it called a chroma key or whatever, but
that's behind mersh like the green screen thing. Right, he's
kept like keying out right above his head and it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
That lighting issue and him being lazy about setting his
chroma key color issue because his wall is not the
default chroma key color I can already see so.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Well must like I don't believe in any sort of
god or anything, but in my head I went, if
there is a god, God is a troll and they
are like preempting what's going to happen, like keep that clean.
So when he does eventually, you know YouTube terms of service.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
We get, I'll take the channel. So you're saying we're
going to get to see the stuff, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
The eyes here, it's up in the air, right, let's
be honest. Yeah, it's either that or he's going to
do something ridiculous in real life, like getting his car
and try and find where Pat Dixon lives.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Oh right, Karma's going to do something ridiculous. Now, you
selling an idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Yeah, And I'm just going to say something. See all
this stuff of a Karmic being an alcoholic, and that's
a little shit. He's full of shit. I've drunk whiskey
and stuff before, and I get fucking hommered. I don't
maintain a level of drunk while drinking whiskey for ours.
Sometimes you fucking pass out unconscious. He's so fucking everything

(01:18:20):
about him just comes across as fag to me. And
I have no problem with him actually being gay. I'm
pretty woke socially, so if you're gay, you're gay, is
nothing wrong with it. But all this like I'm a
I'm a tough guy and I love sex, and I
all this ship the fuck off. You're not fucking drinking.
I'll show you fucking drinking. Ski Mask was a fucking

(01:18:43):
drink he Look how he turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
By the way, Karmick is isn't Isn't Karmic just a
manipulative little prick. I mean, look, he's he's selling shit
and people are buying it, and the more they buy it,
the more shitty sells. And he goes through these moods,
and Dixon did it the other night, right, you had
him totally up. Then he gets one super chat, then
he gets then he goes down, and he goes up

(01:19:09):
and down knowing how much money he's He's making money.
That's what he's doing. He's selling us a product.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
And that's why I get so frustrated when you hear
with these gullible marks who take the bit and go,
oh fucking karmickfield side, here's ten bucks. Oh thank you
all yours got ten to clear the depression out on
my eye? Is there?

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I just think that anybody who falls for any of
that shit, it's a bigger fucking cunt than he is.
What do you think? Then?

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Yeah, he's he's working us all into a he's working
us all. We're all Marks or anybody that's giving him money,
myself included. We all got worked over by Karmick. It's
a he's a phony. The crocodile tears and then he's
on a plane to go see Policia twelve hours later.
So you know, it's a big work. Is he gonna
work himself into a shoot We'll find out, I guess,
but it's it's all phony. He's a theater kid that

(01:20:03):
never got to do theater. That's this is his this
is his big shot to do community theater. And he's
fucking making money off it. So God bless him. I
hope he keeps going. I think a lot of it
is fucking bullshit and phony. Clearly he's he's a bigger bullshitter,
as big a bullshit as Chad Zumac. It's all lies,
it's all fake. It's and he knows he's he's watching
and I'm gonna, of all people to agree with, I'm

(01:20:26):
gonna agree with shmool on this. He's looking at what
gets him the super chats, He's looking at what moves
the needle, and then he just rintse, repeat, and he
just does it over and over again. Okay, if I cry,
I get, you know, fifty bucks in super chats. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna start crying on this. This this stream,
that's what he's doing. It's like Andy kaufmanesque. It's all bullshit.
He's smarter than we give him credit for, and he'll

(01:20:46):
continue to do it as long as people give him money.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
All right, if I can trick him into telling me
another secret. Do you think somebody will give me another
thousand dollars super tip?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
It's worth a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yeah, I bet I can trick him into telling me
like another secret and then immediately revealing it on a stream,
or even saying this right now and this being clipped
and him watching this. I think I could.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Still do it, Dude, I like tough guys. On the
other night, Mister Panhandler, who was coming to tears over
the way that you had abused Port Carmick, fuck off.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Oh yeah, it's called concern trolls, or as I call them, homosexuals.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Oh this was not a concernful. This was legit. This
was like I just he feels so bad for him,
and I love Panhandler, but I'm like, dude, come.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
On, man, imagine watching dabble Verse content and feeling bad
and having empathy. The whole reason this community is interesting
is the people are all psychopaths and they lack empathy.
If they were normal people, they this would be boring.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Not being said, if anybody wants to donate to me,
I just bought tickets to go see the Cure next year,
and they weren't cheap. So I've got a hilarious idea Guys,
what if everybody's saying to me, a five hundred dollars
super shot, How fucking funny would that be? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Guys, you you want us to pay for you to
go to the cure, You're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Thank you, not only give you money.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
I want to find a way to actively take money
out of your family's mouths. I want to take food
out of your family's mouths.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
I don't like the fact that we've mentioned the cure
so many times and you have not yet once accused
me of having IDs. You're slipping mersh. You should have
called me gay with the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
No, this is twenty twenty five, brother, this is the
age of like, you know gay, Ops, I'm gonna call
the Irish government or report you for being white.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I don't do But the thing, just as we're talking
about fucking miss one, it's a complete Polish ship. And
I surely I'm not the only one that thinks this
whole relationship is like like like they're just so obsessed
with Cavin Brannon's approval that it's like they have these
meetings or like we've got to work on our storyline

(01:23:01):
so that we can get onto the mean show and
then this is the only way that they can seemingly
profit from it. Fuck the lot of them. Comic books
like Bigger from the fucking Sassame Street, Gilly is David
Boie and David Bowie's dead, and how Count smells like Gammies, Right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I don't care. I'm eating it up. My audience is
eating eating it up. And I love the Karmak Gilly
thing because it's like watching like a daytime soap opera,
but it's like a daytime soap opera that I myself
can enter into the TV and throw a grenade randomly
at one of the characters once in a while, and
then go back on my couch and keep watching, and
it's like, it's amazing. How do you not love that?

(01:23:41):
I'm addicted to it?

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Well, unlike days of our lives, it's not gonna end
where this has all been a dream by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Oh yeah, well, I don't care. It's gonna be fine
for me. My life has been baseline the same for
the past ten years, and I'm just gonna be like
this till I die in another eight or nine. So
like these people, yeah, whatever they're going to these are
the days of their lives. I'm just here to, you know,
observe and laugh at it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
I can't wait for Karmick to say, if I have
to hear one more fucking Pat Dixon story, I'm gonna
shoot myself and walk.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Yeah, or if you went off on an electric scooter, right, yeah,
I stole her.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Look as like I said earlier, as somebody who likes
Pat Dixon, I don't want to hear Pat Dixon story.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah, the fast hitting magas star that is pot Dixon,
all these all these stories of this bitch suddenly remembering
the new time pot Dix punched her. It's like, yeah,
I don't think so. I think you're lying. And I
think the pot Dition has like an eleven inch dick
that's like two inches wide, and he buind her brands

(01:24:51):
in and she is addicted to pot Diction, and I
think pot can actually buying her again. I want to
see pot Dition and Gilly and Tony and Lamley having
a four way with all kinds of pegs.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
Polly Quell without prison, Yeah, all right, on top of
Tony's fucking desk with all his special collector's editions of
like Dawn of the Dead, which in that room would
be called the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Smell of the Dead. But anyway, I think that's a
good one to wrap it up on. Guys, Marsh, I'll
put all the plugs in down below tomorrow and in
the clips, what are they?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Just don't say it? Yeah, that's not cool. You just
put him down and I gotta trust this drunk irishman
to put the fucking thing. Uh, just Nightwave Radio on
YouTube here and then I'm gooning on Rumble on Twitter
as my handle, and what about.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
You, schmiel.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
I'm apparently at four hundred and ninety five followers on YouTube,
so if you wanted to help me out, it's Buckman
on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Subscribe were ninety seven. You got a couple tonights, So
congratulations on that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
And you go ahead, don You were my favorite part
of the episode.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
I would just say, yeah, just follow schmoll Buckman. Let's
get him up to five hundred, let's get him monetized,
let's get him, let's get him in the game. So
supports schmoo Buckman, that's a that's my plug for night.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I second that, but unironically, unlike Dan, he did kind
of ironically and I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Just remembered I will be on Schmiel's show tomorrow, and
I may strength just so that I will potentially say
something I might regret. But Rouchie, I regret having you on.
What plugs do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Everyone?

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Go and pluck a little Lemmy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yes, he's already doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Yeah, and then find her only fans and send me
the screenshots because I'm not paying for anything. Hey, well
we all end with it with the evil?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Can I show you one more thing before we go?
And I mean to kill it? Yeah, you something in
the private chat and I didn't know if you wanted
to show it on screen, but it is a public tweet,
and I wonder what Tony meant by this. I made
a comment earlier about, you know, Lemmy's face getting pressed
against the down of the Dead DVD.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Let's see this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
So I'm just wondering, Hey, Granny, what did Tony mean
by this when he tweeted out this photograph of.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
That dirty does.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
If this thing could open slower?

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
He tweeted this out after I said what I said,
what did he mean by that? Granny? O?

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
It's the fifty seventh anniversary of the Dead, of course
that's what he meant.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Well, I hope that this and shit, that's the fifty
seventh on the verse. I hope they're having the sixty ninth.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I wanted to bring drama to a show. I wanted
to stir some ship when we got out of here.
I want to get this going here. I want to
get I want to make the clips.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Oh, I'm sure dooms oret there. And then the poll like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Biggy Small said you nobody till somebody clips you, and to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
End the poll, aboid manor soprano, seventy percent said, uh yeah, David.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Let's go goo.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
What the fuck? My daughter? What the fuck? I raised
his brood? She does up to be a fucking picture
on love and hoo.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Anyway, Jamie len Sigla could get it now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Actually she's got Johnny Crutch's disease. She's had it for
about twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
You can still get it, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
So I entered the fast of goodbye because Don just
dropped off.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
And did believe me.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Now you take away the bigest part of me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Oo, baby, please don't go. Okay, thank you merch and
thank you Don, thank you Schmiel and thank you Roachie.
Do not forget that. The video version of that argument
it is on YouTube for free right now Huge Entertainment,
not exactly sure what the next episode is going to be.

(01:29:06):
I really want to do another director's round table, hopefully
Paul Thomas Anderson. I should message Tony see what he's Yeah,
Tony from Hacking Movies. That will message and Christian, DMZ
and Killy. That's a hopefully that will be the round
table that they will all say no to. But there

(01:29:27):
you go. Thank you for listening, Thanks to everyone for
coming on. Thank you everyone who watched it live on
YouTube and donated. Always helps and it is husually. Bye
bye

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