April 18, 2025 • 27 mins
John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus for our #ComedyCall John chats with very funny Comedian Dewayne White-A Boy Named Shannon
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jon and Heidi Show. This is The John and
Heidi Show podcast. The John and Heidi Show is a
syndicated radio show that's based out of Sioux Falls, South
Dakota that can be heard on over three hundred radio
stations around the country and around the world. And you
are listening to the podcast version right now. Here's John
and Heidi.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's Friday, and I'm excited to have my beautiful bride
at my side for another fun, field, action packed program.
Are you excited, Heidi?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Always excited, especially on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, And this is especially good Friday because we've got
Easter this weekend and a lot of people have like
extra time off either today or Monday. So if you
get to have a long weekend, enjoy that. And I
am so excited. I have a comedy call. Heidi makes
fun of me. You say I talk to comics too much,
You do, but I love comics. Dwayne White is hilarious.
And when I say he's a veteran comedian, I don't
(00:51):
just mean he's been a comic for a long time.
I mean he's a combat Army veteran and a comedian.
And I'm so excited to chat with him. Coming up
and just a bit. Thank you so much for listening
to The John and Heidi Show, brought to you in
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(01:15):
here's Heidi Small What you got for me? Heidi?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Today is Animal Cracker Day.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh hey, it was just last year we celebrated animal crackers. Yes,
it seems like we actually did celebrate last year.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And animal crackers are amazing. Always makes me think of
the jungle, the little animals that are in at the
you know, the jungles of the safaris, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Animal cookies.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I found jungle juice, yea, which we know a guy
who makes this jungle juice all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He gave my wife and my sister something and have
some of this and they drank it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And we didn't know him.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
What is wrong with you people?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, and he's a great dude, he really is.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Anyway. Jungle juice has lots of amazing fruit. It's got
fruit punch, lemonade, white vodka, cranberry juice. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I sent the recipe to you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There you go, and I have a link to this
drink in the show notes for today at johnndtheidishow dot com.
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Surveys and studies and such. According to a study fruit flies,
male fruit fries that drink alcohol become more attractive to females.
It's kind of weird. Researchers at the Department of Evolutionary
Neurothology at the Max Planck Institute found that adding alcohol
to the males food increase their release of chemicals that
(03:03):
attract females, and that leads to higher mating success. As
you know, fruit flies or dorsophilia megoaster. I probably said
all that wrong. Often you find them around food waste
bins and they feed on things like rotting fruit. But
rotting fruit can actually produce alcohol. Scientists have been studying
why they're attracted to alcohol. Now they realize, oh, because
(03:26):
when they do, they get a little ladies around them.
So there's a little chemical that's released. These pheromones made
them more attractive to the female fruit flies. No word
on their findings and if there's any connection to human behavior,
but there's probably something going on there surveys and studies
and such. On The John and Heidie Show.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
The and Heidie Show.
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(04:34):
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(04:55):
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Speaker 4 (05:03):
Know you'll have to see it.
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We always tell you rounds, we won't see you around
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that a single watermelon wants sold for over six grand?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah? A man in Japan in two thousand and eight
bought a nearly black Densuki watermelon for one hundred and
fifty thousand yen or six and twenty five US dollars.
A special kind of watermelon's only grown on one island,
the island of hok Kiado, and it has a different
(06:13):
kind of sweetness than the watermelon you're used to eating
it must be good for six grand right now. I
kind of want to try some, but I can't afford.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, we can't afford that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I can't even afford to like smell his breath after
he eats it. So I'm just saying, I'm in a
different tax bracket. We don't know everything, but now we
know this time. Now for the joke of the day
with Heidi Small, what you got for me? Heidi.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
A guy new to driving a cab picks up his
very first customer. He's driving him along and the passenger realizes, man,
it's awfully quiet in here. There's not even a radio
on or anything.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's awkward.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So he decides, I'm just gonna strip strike up a conversation.
He leans forward, taps them on the shoulders, say hey man.
The driver screams at the top of his lungs. The
car swerves, they go up over a curb and the
passenger in the back so he's like, what is going on?
And the driver says, oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not
used to this after my last job. And he said, well,
(07:06):
what was your last job? He said, I drove a hearse.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, that would be a little different one. The joke
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Now your scoop of the day. A study show is
that people who live alone are more likely to feel depressed.
Did they need to do a study for that? Does
that seem like the dumbest study ever?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
They're not depressive? They have a dog.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, but it says people who live alone. So then
those alone with no dogs, Yeah, that would be sad.
No cats, no spouse, heights over there going that sounds like,
that sounds amazing. She lives with me. All you imagine
living with me, and this is how I am all
the time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So I couldn't could not imagine. I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh I'm so that's so sweet. We should just wrap
things up now and go home. That's that we got
to finish. A dedicated gamer broke againness world record by
beating the classic Super Mario Brothers video game with a
time of four minutes and fifty four point five six
five seconds.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What is the typical time?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wouldn't even for me, it's like eight days.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
An American gamer with multiple speed running records nift Ski
is the name that he goes by, said achieving the
record breaking time was the result of years of playing
Nintendo Entertainment gaming system and hours were finding his technique
to include every possible trick to shave off those costly milliseconds.
Oh yeah, I think that's a good time. I don't know,
(09:07):
they should put on here what time?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I would like to see what just this four minutes?
Guy next door does.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Four minutes in zero point five four or five for whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Sounds it sounds impressive. I wouldn't know what I'm comparing it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, that you mean either. That's why there was a
guy that was talking about the Olympics are awesome, but
they should have like just a regular guy into and
ever since then, I'm like, why haven't they done that,
that would be good, Like this is what a normal
person would do. That is your scoop of the day
on the John and Heidi Show Show. Thank you so
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you for listening to The John ed Heidi Show on
a Friday. Excited to visit with Combat Army veteran and
stand up comic do Wayne White and he's got a
brand new debut comedy special. It's called Dwayne White. A
(10:06):
boy named Shannon, and I'm excited to chat about this.
What a fun name.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, Dwayne's my middle name. I chose to go
by that roughly around high school because my parents decided
to give me the real first name, Shannon for some reason.
And yeah, i'd like to you know, kind of scarred
me for life. And did I like to talk about
it on the stage. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, a name like that, it toughens, Yeah, it makes
you be like a combat Army vet.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, yeah, I guess so mainly just makes me funny.
But yeah, yeah, my dad. My dad always joked that
he did he was trying to do the boy names
two things to me. Uh, and I don't know if
it worked or not, but that was that was his cool,
very nice.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Now let's talk about your comedy career. You again a
combat army vet, which is awesome, but at one point
you decided to jump on stage and tell some jokes
and now here you are a stand up comic. How
did all of that get started?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Well, I went full time about four years ago, and
so the first time I went up was probably about
Dix and some change ago. But yeah, so got started.
The long story short is I was I was working
in a job I hated, and I was having conversations
with my son about he was going to go to college,
(11:18):
and I was like, man, follow your dreams. Try stuff
that you you know while you're young and do things
like and I told him. I was like, I wanted
to be a stand up communisance I was eight and
I never tried it, and uh, and I was kind
of mad about that. And then like the next week
I went to a meeting up in d C. And uh,
there was a there was a flyer for this nonprofit
called my arm Services Arts Partnership, and it literally said
is like, are you a military veteran? Have you ever
(11:39):
thought of trying stand up comedy? And I was like,
you got to be kidding me. It was crazy, and
I was like, well, let's give it a shot. And
uh and so I signed up for the class and
and took it and uh and the rest is history.
And now I teaches that class for him and uh
and and like I said, my full time about four
years ago and and.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I love that. So so you and your son were
chatting about it. And then the next thing, you know,
here's an opportunity that presents itself. It's like God is
telling you, hey, Dwayne, it's time to do it. Man,
get on stage and do it.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, it was. It was crazy. It's like you know
the planets the lined I was And it was great
because I literally wanted to I wanted to do it
aince I was like eight years old and then, you know,
too young to get in the club when I was
a teenager and wanted to try it, and and then
when the Army and you know, ended up doing that
for a long time and and never tried it and
kind of thought that dream was dead and uh, and
then it just kind of showed up at my doorsteps.
(12:29):
So it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I love that. And you've had a chance to work
with some amazing comics along the way, and now you
had a chance to do your very own debut comedy special.
Where did you do this? And how did you pick
where you filmed this special?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh yeah, that's a great question. I love the club
that it's a little small club kind of in the
middle of nowhere in Hanover, Pennsylvania, just outside of Gettysburg,
and I had worked there several times before. The people
are great. It's like very small club, family owned called
Church of Satire, and I just I was I was
going to be there for a weekend and a few
(13:03):
buddies of mine that have been telling me, He's like, hey, man,
it's time for you to film your special. And I
was like, you know what, Let's call these guys and
see if they're cool with it. And they were super
thrilled with it. You know, I'm hoping to get them
some press too, you know, because now you see Church
at Satire in the background throughout the special. So because
they're they're just it's a great club, really fun, fun
people and they love comics. That the owners of the
Comedian as well, and so yeah, it just just kind
(13:25):
of fell into place. And and then you know, again,
the whole serendipity thing just ran into the guy that
ended up filming it and directing it. He was going
through the comedy class that I wasn't teaching for that section,
and and he just kind of went came to the
place I run out here in d C. And we
started talking. He's like, you know, I run a production agency.
I was like, oh okay, And we started talking, and
(13:47):
you know, just kind of everything fell into place and
we ended up ended up doing it that way.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I love it. And if people want to watch the
comedy special, it's available right now. They can click on
and watch it. Where is the best place for them
to go if they want to see your special?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Pretty much all the all them in your stream platforms, Amazon, Prime,
Apple TV, Google, all that stuff. It's out there. You
can also just listen to the audio if you wanted to,
on Spotify, Apple Music, all that stuff. Anywhere you get
that you can stream stuff. It's again Dwyane White, a
boy named Shannon. It's out on all those places right now.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I love it. I'm excited to see the special myself.
And again this is it looks really, really good and
what I've seen so far is fantastic. And a lot
of the time, when you hear somebody is a veteran comic,
that means they've been a comedian for a long time.
But you are a veteran combat army veteran and a comic.
So thank you for your service and thank you for
making us laugh.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That again, stand up comic Dwayne White. And again he's
a combat Army veteran and a stand up comic, and
his debut comedy special is out right now. It's called
a Boy Named Shannon. I've got a link to it
in the show notes for today at Johndeidishow dot com.
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quote of the day. And I don't know if you're
going to get this one or not. It's a sad quote.
Here's the quote. Death is nature's way of saying your
table is ready. And it's especially sad knowing who said this.
Robin Williams Oh yeah, sadly took his life. And again
(15:40):
this is a sad quote. Death is nature's way of
saying your table is ready. So there you go your
quote of the day. Wait, bring it down or not.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We'll come back with psitive stuff in a bit. Thanks
for listening to The John and Heidie Show.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
The Heidie Show.
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News to Me with Heidi Small as we head to
the news to me news desk, what you got, Heidie, Before.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Trees existed, Earth was covered with giant white mushrooms. Now,
I would have liked to have seen this. It's like
something like very Alice in Wonderland sounding to me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The huge funguy were twenty four feet tall and three
feet wide. Yeah, and covered most of the Earth's surface
before trees existed.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't know if I believe that.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I don't know either.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It's not like they've found one, but I would's it
would be very intriguing.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That is intriguing, But it's just theory.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So anyway, that's news to me.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It is also news to me.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You've probably heard the odds for Upside. I've saved hundreds
of dollars. I finally convinced John to download it too.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, it's cool and I'm saving money.
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I think we should have a little challenge. Okay, let's
see who can get more people to sign up this
month to save money on gas and more.
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Fun fact for you, Heidi, What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
John?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Ulcers are more aggravated by decaf coffee than regular coffee.
How word is that? Okay, it's very bizarre. Fun fact
for you hiding. Before refrigerators were invented, Russians and Fins
kept their milk fresh by putting a live frog in it.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Ew.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know how that worked, but it sounds pretty gross.
If you did that, I would not be drinking that milk.
No fun fact for you, Heiding. Giraffes had a different
name for a long time. They were camel leopards.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Camel leopards. I like giraffe a lot better. Fun fact
for you hiding that John Kentucky fried chicken Colonel Sanders
was not born in Kentucky at all. He was born
in Indiana. It's kind of fun and our final fun
fact for you, Heidi, John. All three members of the
band Nirvana were kicked out of the release party for
their own album never Mind because they started a food fight.
(18:16):
So it's their party, they got bounced from their own party.
Several fun facts. Now you know, thanks for listening to
the John and Heidi Show. Time Now for some weird news.
The German company says they want to change the surface
on which basketball games are played to glass asb glass
floor which makes well exactly what it sounds like. Floors
made of layers of safety glass say the visual benefits
(18:39):
of sports played on this type of surface are worth
it alone. The floors can be stationed on top of
LED panels, creating what they call a dynamic visual feast
during I'm sorry, featuring customized playing lines so they can
change the lines around. They can have logos, they have colors,
animated graphics, and of course ad ads ads ever think.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That'd be very distracting for the players.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
The floors markings can be changed digitally to you to
be used for other sports too. The company says the
glass surface has give and flexibility exceeding that of traditional hardwood,
and there's also a ceramic coding which creates grip. Glass
basketball floors also do not have dead spots or other
quirks that can actually occur with wood floors. Glass led
(19:26):
courts are already in use at a few pro courts
in Germany and Greece, So how where would that be.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
To It's intriguing, but I would think it'd be very distracting.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I would say, maybe they can only change.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
The graphics like that, moving graphics when the game isn't
actually going.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's probably can't imagine changing. They're playing basketball and we're
watching Titanic, right, kind of weird. That is some weird
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Time Now for the question of the day, and this
one's for Heidi, So everybody else pipe down. Here we
(20:23):
go Heidi. In a survey, one percent of people said
they usually do this in under a minute. One percent
of people I could do this whether or not go
on the answers fall asleep, so.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Next. My next hint was going to be it happens
in bed.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
You always like you sit down and you are out
within second.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Last night and it was early and I came out.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Like three times, so you should probably just come in.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I sat down, I was gonna watch TV. I
fell asleep before I could sue this.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I mean, I hadn't even gotten done cleaning up the
kitchen yet and I already heard just no, he's done.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That is your question of the Day on The John
and Heidie Show.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
And Heidie Show.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
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she's gonna show it to us. What you got, Heidie?
What are you gonna share with this.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I was thinking about that it's animal Cracker Day, it
is animals, And of course that made me think of
my very favorite scene from one of my favorite movies,
and that was The Burbs where.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Bruce Dern is sitting on the roof.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
This.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Here's this if you've not seen the movie's his character
is a tough guy like you supposed to be, this
tough military man, and is this sitting on the roof
just eating the heads off of these animal crackers is
the funniest it is scene.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
There's so many funny scenes in that movie.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And I know I've said this before The Burbs, but
if you haven't seen it, you must see.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's it's from the eight. It's not like there's a
spoiler alert Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I mean just the whole cast is amazing, amazing cast.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And I love the neighbor that played Art. I can't
think of his name. He was such a great sadly
passed away, not a great actor. And Courtney Gaines also
in this. I talked with Corey Feldman about it and
he said it didn't do well.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
In the theater, which I don't get.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, it's so weird. I'm in a Facebook group that
is designed specifically for fans of the Burbs.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Honestly, that is probably one of the most quoted movies
in our house. We are constantly quotings from the Urbs.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Most of those we can't say on the radio. I know,
moving right along. That is something special with Heidi Small.
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Speaker 2 (23:13):
Time now for the list and I have for you, Heidi.
What are the odds? Here's a rundown of the odds.
The odds of things happening being audited in the United States.
One in two hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
WHOA, those are pretty good dds.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, Having twins one and two hundred and fifty for
each pregnancy, one in tw hundred and fifty, catching a
foul ball one in eight hundred and thirty five living
to be one hundred one and one thousand. That is
for female born in nineteen ninety In the US, you
have one in one thousand odds of being one hundred.
(23:46):
Being born on a leap day one in fourteen hundred
and sixty one. You'd think one in three hundred and
sixty five, but no one in fourteen hundred and sixty one.
Getting struck by lightning one in three thousand, So that's
one in three thousand for your whole lifetime. What are
the odds of finding a four leaf clover one in
ten thousand, being killed by a shark one in three
(24:07):
point seven million, being killed in a plane crash one
in one million, and winning the lottery one in two
hundred and ninety two million. That's all in US. They
say that would be like flipping a coin twenty eight
times and getting heads every single time, So not the
greatest odds. That is the list on The John and
Heidi Show.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
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I think this is just a wonderful story. Comes from
(24:49):
Woodford County, Kentucky, Kentucky. Man rescues a pet that was
trapped in homes during major flooding, so several pets actually.
There was a bunch of rain caused a bunch of flooding,
and a man stepped up in a big way to
help his neighbors and their beloved pats through this crisis.
Cody Smith spent his Sunday navigating floodwaters to save dogs
(25:10):
and cats and kittens strand into rising water. Flood levels
were reaching rooftops and windows. He didn't hesitate when he
saw the need. He said, I called my dad, and
I called my boss, and I said, hey, I'm going
to go up and grab a boat and I see
what I can do to help. Accompanied by a friend,
Smith used a boat to reach several flooded homes where
animals had taken shelter from the surging waters. He hopped
(25:32):
in the water and got on one side of the
car sorry on one side of the cat and his
friend got on the other side, and then they kind
of herded them together. Because he's cats and dogs. They
don't know what you're doing. You're just a stranger. They
don't know that you're there to rescue them, but they did.
They rescued several and if you'd like to read the
story and see some video and see some photos, you
can do that. I've got a link to all of
(25:52):
it in the show notes for today at John Anddeidishow
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It's Friday, and I'm excited to have my beautiful bride
at my side for another fun, field, action packed program.
Are you excited, Heidi?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Always excited, especially on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, And this is especially good Friday because we've got
Easter this weekend and a lot of people have like
extra time off either today or Monday. So if you
get to have a long weekend, enjoy that. And I
am so excited. I have a comedy call. Heidi makes
fun of me. You say I talk to comics too much,
You do, but I love comics. Dwayne White is hilarious.
And when I say he's a veteran comedian, I don't
(00:51):
just mean he's been a comic for a long time.
I mean he's a combat Army veteran and a comedian.
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here's Heidi Small What you got for me? Heidi?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Today is Animal Cracker Day.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh hey, it was just last year we celebrated animal crackers. Yes,
it seems like we actually did celebrate last year.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And animal crackers are amazing. Always makes me think of
the jungle, the little animals that are in at the
you know, the jungles of the safaris, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Animal cookies.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I found jungle juice, yea, which we know a guy
who makes this jungle juice all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He gave my wife and my sister something and have
some of this and they drank it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And we didn't know him.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
What is wrong with you people?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, and he's a great dude, he really is.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Anyway. Jungle juice has lots of amazing fruit. It's got
fruit punch, lemonade, white vodka, cranberry juice. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I sent the recipe to you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There you go, and I have a link to this
drink in the show notes for today at johnndtheidishow dot com.
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Surveys and studies and such. According to a study fruit flies,
male fruit fries that drink alcohol become more attractive to females.
It's kind of weird. Researchers at the Department of Evolutionary
Neurothology at the Max Planck Institute found that adding alcohol
to the males food increase their release of chemicals that
(03:03):
attract females, and that leads to higher mating success. As
you know, fruit flies or dorsophilia megoaster. I probably said
all that wrong. Often you find them around food waste
bins and they feed on things like rotting fruit. But
rotting fruit can actually produce alcohol. Scientists have been studying
why they're attracted to alcohol. Now they realize, oh, because
(03:26):
when they do, they get a little ladies around them.
So there's a little chemical that's released. These pheromones made
them more attractive to the female fruit flies. No word
on their findings and if there's any connection to human behavior,
but there's probably something going on there surveys and studies
and such. On The John and Heidie Show.
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(04:34):
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Final Reckoning. It's gonna hit theatas May twenty third, and
it's also the next Story is Them Too. It's heading
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(04:55):
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we go, and then it's gonna hit theater everywhere May
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that a single watermelon wants sold for over six grand?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah? A man in Japan in two thousand and eight
bought a nearly black Densuki watermelon for one hundred and
fifty thousand yen or six and twenty five US dollars.
A special kind of watermelon's only grown on one island,
the island of hok Kiado, and it has a different
(06:13):
kind of sweetness than the watermelon you're used to eating
it must be good for six grand right now. I
kind of want to try some, but I can't afford.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, we can't afford that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I can't even afford to like smell his breath after
he eats it. So I'm just saying, I'm in a
different tax bracket. We don't know everything, but now we
know this time. Now for the joke of the day
with Heidi Small, what you got for me? Heidi.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
A guy new to driving a cab picks up his
very first customer. He's driving him along and the passenger realizes, man,
it's awfully quiet in here. There's not even a radio
on or anything.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's awkward.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So he decides, I'm just gonna strip strike up a conversation.
He leans forward, taps them on the shoulders, say hey man.
The driver screams at the top of his lungs. The
car swerves, they go up over a curb and the
passenger in the back so he's like, what is going on?
And the driver says, oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not
used to this after my last job. And he said, well,
(07:06):
what was your last job? He said, I drove a hearse.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, that would be a little different one. The joke
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Speaker 2 (07:49):
Now your scoop of the day. A study show is
that people who live alone are more likely to feel depressed.
Did they need to do a study for that? Does
that seem like the dumbest study ever?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
They're not depressive? They have a dog.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, but it says people who live alone. So then
those alone with no dogs, Yeah, that would be sad.
No cats, no spouse, heights over there going that sounds like,
that sounds amazing. She lives with me. All you imagine
living with me, and this is how I am all
the time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So I couldn't could not imagine. I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh I'm so that's so sweet. We should just wrap
things up now and go home. That's that we got
to finish. A dedicated gamer broke againness world record by
beating the classic Super Mario Brothers video game with a
time of four minutes and fifty four point five six
five seconds.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What is the typical time?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wouldn't even for me, it's like eight days.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
An American gamer with multiple speed running records nift Ski
is the name that he goes by, said achieving the
record breaking time was the result of years of playing
Nintendo Entertainment gaming system and hours were finding his technique
to include every possible trick to shave off those costly milliseconds.
Oh yeah, I think that's a good time. I don't know,
(09:07):
they should put on here what time?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I would like to see what just this four minutes?
Guy next door does.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Four minutes in zero point five four or five for whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Sounds it sounds impressive. I wouldn't know what I'm comparing it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, that you mean either. That's why there was a
guy that was talking about the Olympics are awesome, but
they should have like just a regular guy into and
ever since then, I'm like, why haven't they done that,
that would be good, Like this is what a normal
person would do. That is your scoop of the day
on the John and Heidi Show Show. Thank you so
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you for listening to The John ed Heidi Show on
a Friday. Excited to visit with Combat Army veteran and
stand up comic do Wayne White and he's got a
brand new debut comedy special. It's called Dwayne White. A
(10:06):
boy named Shannon, and I'm excited to chat about this.
What a fun name.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, Dwayne's my middle name. I chose to go
by that roughly around high school because my parents decided
to give me the real first name, Shannon for some reason.
And yeah, i'd like to you know, kind of scarred
me for life. And did I like to talk about
it on the stage. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, a name like that, it toughens, Yeah, it makes
you be like a combat Army vet.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, yeah, I guess so mainly just makes me funny.
But yeah, yeah, my dad. My dad always joked that
he did he was trying to do the boy names
two things to me. Uh, and I don't know if
it worked or not, but that was that was his cool,
very nice.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Now let's talk about your comedy career. You again a
combat army vet, which is awesome, but at one point
you decided to jump on stage and tell some jokes
and now here you are a stand up comic. How
did all of that get started?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Well, I went full time about four years ago, and
so the first time I went up was probably about
Dix and some change ago. But yeah, so got started.
The long story short is I was I was working
in a job I hated, and I was having conversations
with my son about he was going to go to college,
(11:18):
and I was like, man, follow your dreams. Try stuff
that you you know while you're young and do things
like and I told him. I was like, I wanted
to be a stand up communisance I was eight and
I never tried it, and uh, and I was kind
of mad about that. And then like the next week
I went to a meeting up in d C. And uh,
there was a there was a flyer for this nonprofit
called my arm Services Arts Partnership, and it literally said
is like, are you a military veteran? Have you ever
(11:39):
thought of trying stand up comedy? And I was like,
you got to be kidding me. It was crazy, and
I was like, well, let's give it a shot. And
uh and so I signed up for the class and
and took it and uh and the rest is history.
And now I teaches that class for him and uh
and and like I said, my full time about four
years ago and and.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I love that. So so you and your son were
chatting about it. And then the next thing, you know,
here's an opportunity that presents itself. It's like God is
telling you, hey, Dwayne, it's time to do it. Man,
get on stage and do it.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, it was. It was crazy. It's like you know
the planets the lined I was And it was great
because I literally wanted to I wanted to do it
aince I was like eight years old and then, you know,
too young to get in the club when I was
a teenager and wanted to try it, and and then
when the Army and you know, ended up doing that
for a long time and and never tried it and
kind of thought that dream was dead and uh, and
then it just kind of showed up at my doorsteps.
(12:29):
So it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I love that. And you've had a chance to work
with some amazing comics along the way, and now you
had a chance to do your very own debut comedy special.
Where did you do this? And how did you pick
where you filmed this special?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh yeah, that's a great question. I love the club
that it's a little small club kind of in the
middle of nowhere in Hanover, Pennsylvania, just outside of Gettysburg,
and I had worked there several times before. The people
are great. It's like very small club, family owned called
Church of Satire, and I just I was I was
going to be there for a weekend and a few
(13:03):
buddies of mine that have been telling me, He's like, hey, man,
it's time for you to film your special. And I
was like, you know what, Let's call these guys and
see if they're cool with it. And they were super
thrilled with it. You know, I'm hoping to get them
some press too, you know, because now you see Church
at Satire in the background throughout the special. So because
they're they're just it's a great club, really fun, fun
people and they love comics. That the owners of the
Comedian as well, and so yeah, it just just kind
(13:25):
of fell into place. And and then you know, again,
the whole serendipity thing just ran into the guy that
ended up filming it and directing it. He was going
through the comedy class that I wasn't teaching for that section,
and and he just kind of went came to the
place I run out here in d C. And we
started talking. He's like, you know, I run a production agency.
I was like, oh okay, And we started talking, and
(13:47):
you know, just kind of everything fell into place and
we ended up ended up doing it that way.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I love it. And if people want to watch the
comedy special, it's available right now. They can click on
and watch it. Where is the best place for them
to go if they want to see your special?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Pretty much all the all them in your stream platforms, Amazon, Prime,
Apple TV, Google, all that stuff. It's out there. You
can also just listen to the audio if you wanted to,
on Spotify, Apple Music, all that stuff. Anywhere you get
that you can stream stuff. It's again Dwyane White, a
boy named Shannon. It's out on all those places right now.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I love it. I'm excited to see the special myself.
And again this is it looks really, really good and
what I've seen so far is fantastic. And a lot
of the time, when you hear somebody is a veteran comic,
that means they've been a comedian for a long time.
But you are a veteran combat army veteran and a comic.
So thank you for your service and thank you for
making us laugh.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That again, stand up comic Dwayne White. And again he's
a combat Army veteran and a stand up comic, and
his debut comedy special is out right now. It's called
a Boy Named Shannon. I've got a link to it
in the show notes for today at Johndeidishow dot com.
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quote of the day. And I don't know if you're
going to get this one or not. It's a sad quote.
Here's the quote. Death is nature's way of saying your
table is ready. And it's especially sad knowing who said this.
Robin Williams Oh yeah, sadly took his life. And again
(15:40):
this is a sad quote. Death is nature's way of
saying your table is ready. So there you go your
quote of the day. Wait, bring it down or not.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We'll come back with psitive stuff in a bit. Thanks
for listening to The John and Heidie Show.
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The Heidie Show.
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the news to me news desk, what you got, Heidie, Before.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Trees existed, Earth was covered with giant white mushrooms. Now,
I would have liked to have seen this. It's like
something like very Alice in Wonderland sounding to me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The huge funguy were twenty four feet tall and three
feet wide. Yeah, and covered most of the Earth's surface
before trees existed.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't know if I believe that.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I don't know either.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It's not like they've found one, but I would's it
would be very intriguing.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That is intriguing, But it's just theory.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So anyway, that's news to me.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It is also news to me.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You've probably heard the odds for Upside. I've saved hundreds
of dollars. I finally convinced John to download it too.
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Yeah, it's cool and I'm saving money.
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I think we should have a little challenge. Okay, let's
see who can get more people to sign up this
month to save money on gas and more.
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Fun fact for you, Heidi, What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
John?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Ulcers are more aggravated by decaf coffee than regular coffee.
How word is that? Okay, it's very bizarre. Fun fact
for you hiding. Before refrigerators were invented, Russians and Fins
kept their milk fresh by putting a live frog in it.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Ew.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know how that worked, but it sounds pretty gross.
If you did that, I would not be drinking that milk.
No fun fact for you, Heiding. Giraffes had a different
name for a long time. They were camel leopards.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Camel leopards. I like giraffe a lot better. Fun fact
for you hiding that John Kentucky fried chicken Colonel Sanders
was not born in Kentucky at all. He was born
in Indiana. It's kind of fun and our final fun
fact for you, Heidi, John. All three members of the
band Nirvana were kicked out of the release party for
their own album never Mind because they started a food fight.
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So it's their party, they got bounced from their own party.
Several fun facts. Now you know, thanks for listening to
the John and Heidi Show. Time Now for some weird news.
The German company says they want to change the surface
on which basketball games are played to glass asb glass
floor which makes well exactly what it sounds like. Floors
made of layers of safety glass say the visual benefits
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of sports played on this type of surface are worth
it alone. The floors can be stationed on top of
LED panels, creating what they call a dynamic visual feast
during I'm sorry, featuring customized playing lines so they can
change the lines around. They can have logos, they have colors,
animated graphics, and of course ad ads ads ever think.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That'd be very distracting for the players.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
The floors markings can be changed digitally to you to
be used for other sports too. The company says the
glass surface has give and flexibility exceeding that of traditional hardwood,
and there's also a ceramic coding which creates grip. Glass
basketball floors also do not have dead spots or other
quirks that can actually occur with wood floors. Glass led
(19:26):
courts are already in use at a few pro courts
in Germany and Greece, So how where would that be.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
To It's intriguing, but I would think it'd be very distracting.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I would say, maybe they can only change.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
The graphics like that, moving graphics when the game isn't
actually going.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's probably can't imagine changing. They're playing basketball and we're
watching Titanic, right, kind of weird. That is some weird
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Time Now for the question of the day, and this
one's for Heidi, So everybody else pipe down. Here we
(20:23):
go Heidi. In a survey, one percent of people said
they usually do this in under a minute. One percent
of people I could do this whether or not go
on the answers fall asleep, so.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Next. My next hint was going to be it happens
in bed.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
You always like you sit down and you are out
within second.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Last night and it was early and I came out.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Like three times, so you should probably just come in.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I sat down, I was gonna watch TV. I
fell asleep before I could sue this.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I mean, I hadn't even gotten done cleaning up the
kitchen yet and I already heard just no, he's done.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That is your question of the Day on The John
and Heidie Show.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
And Heidie Show.
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What are you gonna share with this.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I was thinking about that it's animal Cracker Day, it
is animals, And of course that made me think of
my very favorite scene from one of my favorite movies,
and that was The Burbs where.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Bruce Dern is sitting on the roof.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
This.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Here's this if you've not seen the movie's his character
is a tough guy like you supposed to be, this
tough military man, and is this sitting on the roof
just eating the heads off of these animal crackers is
the funniest it is scene.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
There's so many funny scenes in that movie.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And I know I've said this before The Burbs, but
if you haven't seen it, you must see.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's it's from the eight. It's not like there's a
spoiler alert Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I mean just the whole cast is amazing, amazing cast.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And I love the neighbor that played Art. I can't
think of his name. He was such a great sadly
passed away, not a great actor. And Courtney Gaines also
in this. I talked with Corey Feldman about it and
he said it didn't do well.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
In the theater, which I don't get.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, it's so weird. I'm in a Facebook group that
is designed specifically for fans of the Burbs.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Honestly, that is probably one of the most quoted movies
in our house. We are constantly quotings from the Urbs.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Most of those we can't say on the radio. I know,
moving right along. That is something special with Heidi Small.
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Time now for the list and I have for you, Heidi.
What are the odds? Here's a rundown of the odds.
The odds of things happening being audited in the United States.
One in two hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
WHOA, those are pretty good dds.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, Having twins one and two hundred and fifty for
each pregnancy, one in tw hundred and fifty, catching a
foul ball one in eight hundred and thirty five living
to be one hundred one and one thousand. That is
for female born in nineteen ninety In the US, you
have one in one thousand odds of being one hundred.
(23:46):
Being born on a leap day one in fourteen hundred
and sixty one. You'd think one in three hundred and
sixty five, but no one in fourteen hundred and sixty one.
Getting struck by lightning one in three thousand, So that's
one in three thousand for your whole lifetime. What are
the odds of finding a four leaf clover one in
ten thousand, being killed by a shark one in three
(24:07):
point seven million, being killed in a plane crash one
in one million, and winning the lottery one in two
hundred and ninety two million. That's all in US. They
say that would be like flipping a coin twenty eight
times and getting heads every single time, So not the
greatest odds. That is the list on The John and
Heidi Show.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
The Jon and Heidi Show.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
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to wrap things up around here with good news, and
I think this is just a wonderful story. Comes from
(24:49):
Woodford County, Kentucky, Kentucky. Man rescues a pet that was
trapped in homes during major flooding, so several pets actually.
There was a bunch of rain caused a bunch of flooding,
and a man stepped up in a big way to
help his neighbors and their beloved pats through this crisis.
Cody Smith spent his Sunday navigating floodwaters to save dogs
(25:10):
and cats and kittens strand into rising water. Flood levels
were reaching rooftops and windows. He didn't hesitate when he
saw the need. He said, I called my dad, and
I called my boss, and I said, hey, I'm going
to go up and grab a boat and I see
what I can do to help. Accompanied by a friend,
Smith used a boat to reach several flooded homes where
animals had taken shelter from the surging waters. He hopped
(25:32):
in the water and got on one side of the
car sorry on one side of the cat and his
friend got on the other side, and then they kind
of herded them together. Because he's cats and dogs. They
don't know what you're doing. You're just a stranger. They
don't know that you're there to rescue them, but they did.
They rescued several and if you'd like to read the
story and see some video and see some photos, you
can do that. I've got a link to all of
(25:52):
it in the show notes for today at John Anddeidishow
dot com. Time say good bye, Heide, Bye Heidie, goodbye, everybody.
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