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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jon and Heidi Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is the John and Heidie Show podcast. The John
and Heidi Show is a syndicated radio show that's based
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on over three hundred radio stations around the country and
around the world. And you are listening to the podcast
version right now. Here's John and Heidi.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's Wednesday. My beautiful bride is at my side. Hello Heidi. Hello,
I'm excited to visit with sal Volcano today. I love
Sad He's one of the Impractical Jokers. We met them.
How long ago was that? Oh my gosh, ten more
than ten years ago. It's probably like twelve years ago
when they were brand new and when they were out performing,
they couldn't even use the name Impractical Jokers yet because
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that was all still like fresh. So they were out
as the Tenderloins. Remember that, That's right. Yeah, says like
the Tenderloins as heard has seen an Impractical Jokes. So anyway,
excited to visit with Salve Volcano. We're going to chat
about all kinds of fun stuff coming up.
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The Jon and Heidi Show.
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Heidi small Well.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Today is Cherries Jubilee Day.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh that sounds delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And I found a Cherry's Jubilee cocktail that actually sounds
so yummy.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I gotta say, you keep saying we're gonna try this
and then we never do it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I know, well, you're not a drinker, so I don't
want to buy a whole bunch of.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Different We'll take a sippy audience if.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You won't drink anything. But it's got Cherry Liqueur vodka, grenadine, ice,
cherries and some half and half, so it sounds like
really creamy.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You had me at cherries so yummy. I've got a
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Now surveys and studies and setch turns out that when
you're on vacation, you're also on vacation from the usual rules.
According to a new survey, fifty six percent of US
say when we're away from the house, budgets don't exist. Also,
calories don't count. For forty seven percent of US, I've
heard that for vacation.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Calendar, ye have vacation calories are zero pressure. I'm always
on a budget.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Zero pressure to watch the news or check news apps
for thirty two percent, Sixty seven percent said they eat
out for almost every meal when they're on a trip.
Twenty three percent said dessert is with every meal when
they're on a trip. More than half of US travel
they use snacks more often than one they're at home,
and then roughly half aimed to be frugal, fifty four
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percent admit that they often overspend. It's not just food
and finances that take vacation. One in five avoid social
media entirely. Most feel free to ignore non urgent messages too.
One third said they are completely disconnected while on vacation.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah. When I'm on vacation, I try to completely disconnect.
I'm like, I'm not interested. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I try as well, but I don't use six surveys
and studies and such on The John and Heidi Show.
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The seventy seventh Annual Primetime Emmys. It's like over a
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week ago that it was on and it was I
didn't watch it, but it was, uh either the seventy
seventh annual, So it wasn't like a big one, wasn't
seventy five or eighty. But the host, Nate Bargatsi put
a really really good program together and because of that
it was one of the most watched in years. People
love Nate Bargatsy. I do. I think he's hilarious and
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as a matter of fact, we've had a chance to
visit with Nate. Very very funny guy and a very
nice guy. Disney's Zootopia two is expanding, Andy Samberg, who
else you have? David Strahan, mcaulay Culkin, so a whole
bunch of people. There's a big, long list of people
we're going to be a part of. The original Zutopia
was twenty sixteen. This one is gonna be hit in
theaters November. It says November twenty six If that means
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November twenty sixth this year or November of twenty twenty
six the way they have it listed, I can't tell.
And there was a guy on Dancing with the Stars.
It admitted that he cheated, but here's how he cheated.
He just kept practicing after the show. I don't think
that's cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't think that's cheating.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
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Heidi, did you know the iPhone was not the first
phone with a touchscreen?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Really?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Prada? Yeah, the people who make purses.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
And stuff Prata made phone.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
The Prada design house worked with LG for a phone
became available in January two thousand and seven, a few
days before Steve Jobs made the announcement of the iPhone.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Does eiter what are those suckers would be worth?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Men?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I don't know they were releasing phones. It was kind
of a big deal in early two thousands, so most
notably were Kimora Lee Simmons Baby Fat Phone with mo
and Versace's Gold Flip Phone with Nokia. So yeah, if
you spend that much money on a phone, you're keeping
it for everybody. Touchscreen flip. We don't know everything, but
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now we know this.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
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What you got for me? Heidi?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I have many jokes about unemployed people. Okay, sadly none
of them work.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I see what you did. Your jokes from the other
page were way better, but these are still pretty good.
That is the joke of the day with my beautiful bride,
Heidi Small.
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Speaker 3 (07:22):
Time now for the scoop of the day. A study
found that thirty five percent of adults report getting at
least getting less rather than seven hours of sleep. I'm
one of those. As a matter of fact, if I
get too much sleep, I'm crabby. You ever noticed that?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yes, yeah, I'm like, I don't know, because I wake
up and I'm like, man, I missed out. I get
all this stuff I should have been doing. So I
just feel like, if you know, I don't know. I
don't know how much sleep I need two hours, five hours,
I don't know, probably more than two.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I think you need more than seven. But you do
if you get if you get way more like if
you take a nap in the middle of the day,
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeahs I'll wake up. I'm like, oh, why didn't you
wake me? I've got so much stuff on you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Then you're crabby.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Uh huh, Hey you get your Halloween pumpkin yet now? Well,
luckily for you, porch pumpkin businesses are a new thing,
and they're all the rage this year several US states
you can pay somebody else a few hundred dollars what
to set up gourds and hay bails, good dollar on
your stoop for you. An Axios report calls it the
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latest evolution of outsourcing holiday chores. All across the US,
pumpkin concierges are popping up, offering to deliver a range
and even holloway seasonal gords for hundreds or even over
one thousand dollars. In some places, how Minneapolis, Nashville, places
in California, clients can order anything from modest clusters with
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a cornstock add on, to sweeping displays of cascading pumpkins,
hay bails, and some even choose to add a skeleton.
Hopefully it's a fake skeleton. Mccullay Patterson, who decks out
porches and decks for busy families and small businesses, said
that her goal is to make things uniquely fabulous and easy.
In Texas, one of the punkin entrepreneurs reports six figure earnings,
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while Richmond, Virginia package is run as high as twelve
hundred and seventy five dollars. Heidie's making a list of
the pumpkins that she.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Can start saying, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'd even help you with that twelve hundred bucks to
go throw pumpkins on someone's part.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
That's crazy. That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That is your scoop of the day on The John
and Heidie.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Show, The jonant Heidie Show.
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Thank you for listening to The John and Heidi Show.
On a Wednesday, we have Salvolcano joining us from in
Practical Jokers and Sal You hit the road. You are
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all over the place right now.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Yes, sure, I'm on a tour currently from now. It
started in late twenty four and it's going all the
way through twenty six.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I've had a chance to see you perform with the Jokers,
where it all of you guys do a show, but
one on one just seeing Sal on his own. How
different is a show like this?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yeah, this one, I mean this show where the Guys
is a big tailored to the audience of Jokers and
specifically to the Universe of Jokers. So, like, this is
straight Stanum. This is like any other Danum comedy show.
It's about me, my life. It's definitely a more intimate
side of me. I'm very private, but in this tour,
for the first time, I talk about my family and
(10:22):
my family life, having my kid and all that kind
of stuff. So yeah, it's a straight Sanum show. I
really don't get into jokers, but this has just come
if you want to just you know, laugh for an
hour and kind of just have a nice little escape.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You know.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
I don't do anything controversial or political or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
This is just left and I love what has happened
over the last little over a decade now, twelve seasons
of Impractical Jokers, thirteen international versions. When you guys were
sitting around kicking around this idea, did you have any
idea that it was going to even make it on
TV and then become as successful as it has.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
There's just no way I still take inventory of because
I still really can't believe where we are and how
far we've come with it. You know, I, like I said,
I met the guys when I was thirteen in the
high school, and you know that was in nineteen ninety
and then you know, we got this show in twenty eleven.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, so it was a long road and.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
No, no, I could not imagine it. I remember after
the first season. We did seventeen episodes in the first
season and I said to them, well that was fun.
We did everything we could possibly do.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
With what else is left? There's nothing left.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Well, I was like, there's nothing else we could do,
and here we are. We've broken I believed three hundred episodes.
So it's kind a while.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It really is, And it's such a fun show for
anybody listening that's never seen in practical jokers. First of all,
what rock are you living under? But you got to
check it out. It's a fun show. It's just silliness.
And again you can tell you guys have a blast
doing it as well. And to me, that's the best part.
Even when the challenges are not fun, you can tell
that you're still having fun, even if it's tormenting your
(12:02):
friends or if you're the one being tormented. It's all
out of love.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It is.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I I have to imagine, well, maybe it's a wash,
I was gonna say. I have to imagine. The show
has put years on my life on the amount of
laughing I've done, but also the amount of anxiety probably
subtracted those years right back. So I'm probably at a
walk right now. But it is it's genuinely a fun show,
so I was still doing it. It's like we always
(12:28):
revisit and say, hey, are we Are we still having fun?
And the answer issoundly always yes. I mean, you know,
you know, it's not just us, it's our whole crew
has been with us forever. It's like all the people
behind the camera. We we go to work, it's like
a family. And those people, you know, the people on TV,
don't see that. But when we're laughing and I'm laughing,
like I'm looking at people that I'm not gonna have
(12:49):
fifty crew ers, you don't see laughing, you know. So
it's like it's just a special, special place and job
that we've found ourselves in and I'm glad to hear that.
I think I think that is kind of some of
the magic of the show is that you know, we're
relatable to people, but also that that genuine energy of
us genuinely having fun comes through.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Hopefully it absolutely does. And again, this is not the Jokers,
this is sal he's one of the jokers. When you
have a comedy show like this, everyone is welcome to come,
except for don't bring their cats, right.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Okay, Yeah, I try to avoid cats.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I did.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
It's fine if you guys have them, I just try
to avoid them.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I did an interview with Joe when he did his
book called The dog Father, and I gave him an idea.
I said he should ghost write a book for you
called the cat Father. But he didn't do it. Well,
I'm the opposite, Yes, the opposite. There you go. This
tour is going all over the nation. Sal thank you
for taking the time to chat. Again. This tour is
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called Everything's Fine. And I love the image of you know,
stuff on fire because I feel like I can relate
to that. My life is very similar, you know, like
everything's burning around me. You're like, it's all gonna be good.
It's gonna it's probably gonna walk out.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
That's exaggerate. Let's just keep it bothering.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be everywhere. So if you want to
check it on coming to York City, it's just savlecanocomedy
dot com.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Very nice and uh there's links to other great things
there as well YouTube. You're doing awesome on YouTube. And man,
you're busy dude. How do you find time for all
this stuff?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Uh? You know, I I don't get a lot of sleep.
Thank you all.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, sal thanks for your time, have.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
A great day, appreciate it. Thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Fun absolutely, I've got a link to his website in
the show notes for today at John and Heeidishow dot com.
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Speaker 3 (15:08):
Time now for the movie quote of the day, and
this is from nineteen ninety two. I think you'll know
who said it, but I don't know if you're gonna
know the name of the movie. We'll find out in
a second. You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
That was Tom Cruise and it was a few good men.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow, you got the name of the movie right, but
you got the person wrong. It was Jack nickols Jesson
to Tom. Yes, he did say to Tom Cruise. So
you know what, I'm gonna give you half credit? Yeah,
seventy five percent. Man, you have all these points pretty
searing you to trade them in for a like a
Teddy Bear. That is the movie quote of the day
on The John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
The Joneidi Shoe.
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News to Me. As we head to the News to
Me news desk.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
With got my final snippets of the crazy Expensive dog
for We're done with that now, just about Yes, what
do we got?
Speaker 7 (16:11):
So?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
There is a company called I Love Dog Diamonds that
launched a new collection that they called a More and More.
It's a dog collar outfitted with three pendants, all of
them holding large diamonds. The total carrot weight of this
dog collar it is fifty two.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Carrots, oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
And it is on crocodile leather. This thing is only
three point two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
That's why we don't have one. We don't have the
point two or the three. Really, I don't have anything.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
There's also an orthopedic dog bed that you can get
for your dog, if your dog needs an orthopedic dog bed.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
That makes more, and.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Those run anywhere from five hundred and ninety nine to
nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's a little closer to our reach, but our dogs
are going to have to keep sleeping on our bed.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
And there is a company that sells cat wine. Of course,
it is wine that you can feed to your favorite
little felines. They can drink right along with you. It
comes in two varieties. One is miusling and purgundy. Of course,
neither contains any alcohol, but they do look like wine.
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They come in bottles and they're flavored with salmon oil
and laced with buzz, providing and fusing catnip, so you're
gonna get your cat buzzed. Twelve bucks. No, not for me,
and that is news to me.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That is also news to me.
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Speaker 3 (18:09):
Fun fact for you, Heidi John. In twenty sixteen, Mozart
sold more CDs than Adele and Drake and Beyonce combined.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Really, that's kind of good news.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
That is so apparently there's still some people listening to
Mozar who gets the money for that because he's been
dead for a bit. Fun fact for a hiding John.
Pro baseball players have an average visual acuity of twenty twelve,
which is much better than twenty twenty, which is considered good.
So a lot of the baseball players have really, really
really good vision. You'd probably need that, you know, to
(18:38):
hit the ball and stuff. Perhaps probably that probably came
out of course you do.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
John.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Fun fact for you, Heidie, what's that, John, Modern squirrels
are almost identical to their ancestors from thirty five million
years ago, So squirrels haven't changed much.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Fun fact for you, Heiding, I no, I learned that
on ice age.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I was gonna say, that's right. There was a squirrel
on there, and it's exactly he was kind of the same.
Fun fact for a hand on peaches, avocados, cash shoes,
and bananas are all pollinated by bats. Oh really, I
didn't know any of that, And we'll do one more
fun factory pollinated, Nor did I, and we'll do putting.
One more fun fact for you, Heidi. The word broadcast
was originally a farming term where they were casting or
(19:19):
scattering seeds over a broad area broadcasting. There you go,
several fun facts now, you know. Thanks for listening to
The John and Heidie Show, Hadi show. Thank you so
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(19:44):
some weird news. A man in Prince George, British Columbia
turned heads when he was pulled over driving a child
sized pink Barbie down a busy road like a Barbie
jeep not a Barbie. Yeah, a pink Barbie jeep.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I knew what you meant.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I missed a word. That's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Photos show Casper Lincoln. He's wearing some aviator shades slowly
cruising near a construction site before police arrested. He admits
that he had a few drinks and he blew over
the legal limit, but he insists that he was not
being reckless. He was just using hand signals and everything.
It wasn't being reckless. Police nearly impounded the toy gep,
but friends persuaded them to let him take it home.
(20:23):
So Lincoln, by the way, faces a dui charge driving
with influence, And he says that he's also embracing the
memes because there are a plenty of them.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
So I guess that surprises me.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Why he was on a road in a vehicle, Yeah,
but I mean it goes what doesn't matter. He was
on a road in a vehicle, So You can get
pulled over with pretty much anything, so be careful out there.
Weird news. On the John and Heidi Show.
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Eight.
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Speaker 3 (21:21):
Time now for the question of the day for Heidismall
the survey shows at eighty percent of us were not
allowed to do this while in high school. What wasn't
oh swear in front of your parents?
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, eighty percent. You know what, that's a good thing.
Respect your parents.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah too, that is good.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That is a very good thing. That is your question
of the day. On the John and Heidi.
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Comide time right now for something special with Heidi Small.
What do you have for me? Heidi?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I've got a list of some odd odds. Have you
ever looked at the odds of things? Like the odds
of this, the odds of that. These are some that are.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Very bizarre that somebody calculated.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, that somebody's just calculating for you. Here's one. Well,
first of all, this isn't that bizarre, but it's kind
of nice to know. What are the odds that you'll
get called for jury duty this year?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
One in fifty. Oh wow, those are pretty good odds.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Those are Yeah. I've never been called. I probably shouldn't
have said that out.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
This isn't a good one. What are the odds that
your commercial airline pilot is drunk?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Boy, I hope not good.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
One in one hundred and seventeen.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
No kidding, that's way that's really fad. How many flights
there are in a day. That means there's several drunk
pilot ye daily.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah. The odds that you'll bore a bowl a perfect.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Game, Oh, I hope they're good. What are they?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
One in four hundred and sixty if you're a pro,
one in eleven thousand and five hundred if you're.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
An amateur, and for me one in a million. Oh
for sure, I'm not good at all.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
The odds that you'll get a hole in one golfing?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh, is it better than the other thing?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
What are the odds?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
One in three thousand, okay if you're a pro. Okay,
one in twelve thousand if you're an amateur, which is
very cool to know because my dad is an amateur
and he's had five.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, Charlie is a good golf.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Five hole in ones.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I've gotten several hole on ones, but always on mini golf.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
And what are the odds that you'll seriously injure yourself
the next time you operate a chainsaw?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Hopefully not good.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
One in four four hundred and sixty four.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
That's bad news. That's way higher than show.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
That's way I get nervous whenever you go anywhere near
a chainsaw, I'm like, please don't, please don't, because you
your odds of getting hurt are extremely higher than that.
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I'm not as high as my brother Jason. He's been
probably by a chainsaw. That is something special with Heidi
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Time right now for the list. We started this yesterday.
We are going to wrap it up today. It's myth conceptions.
Myth conceptions A myth possums pretend to be dead in
order to trick predators into leaving them alone. The fact
is they don't play possum. We actually had. This is
a fun fact too. When a predator comes here, it comes,
they go into shock and they faint. Later they wake
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up and come out of their comato state, unless, of course,
the predator ate them while.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
They pass that So sad it is said.
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And our final myth conception. Wart hogs are covered in warts.
No they're not. Warts are caused by a virus. Wart
hogs just have bumpy, thick, roughly text skin. It actually
protects them from damage during fights with other animals. So
there you go. Yes, wardhogs are not covered in warts,
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just like jellyfish are not covered in jelly And yeah,
there you go. I'm assuming that's true. Those are myth conceptions.
It's the list on The John and Heidi Show, The
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I think this is a good story, but boy, talk
about feeling I feel like I'm way behind the times.
Here a nine year old nine years old making history
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at Pennsylvania College. A nine year old is in college.
He's planning to be a pediatric neurosurgeon. Most children at
age nine light, hard and fun. Aiden Wilkins is right
now a little different. He's spending part of his week
in college neuroscience classrooms, studying alongside students that are twice
his age.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Little Doogie Houser.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, he said, I could just read when most kids
my age, at like two, could barely even speak. He
recalled his mother, Veronica, quickly realizing that he wasn't like
most children. He was reading signs, and he was correcting
people's sentences. He was writing algebraic equations. This as a
child gifted test later confirmed what his family already suspected.
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He was exceptionally bright. By age three, he was hooked
on anatomy videos. Fascinating by these videos. He was fascinated
all the different things that happened inside the human body.
Early passion now has grown into a clear vision. He
wants to become a pediatric neurosurgeon. So right now, he
splits his time between high school courses again he's nine,
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and college courses. Yeah, so he's got both of those.
He's a song already by the way, and the neuroscience
classes that he's taking at the college make him the
youngest student in the school's history. Three times a week
he's on campus with college freshmen he's nine. The rest
of the week he's studying online like other high schoolers.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
You know that is crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Despite his academic achievements, he is still very much a
kid at alret. He loves playing soccer and playing video
games when he's not hitting the books again at nine.
I've got a link to that story. I think it's awesome.
It's in the show notes for today at johndeidishow dot com.
Time saying bye, Heidi, Goodbye, Heidy g goodbye everybody. Have
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