November 13, 2025 • 28 mins
John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Thursday... so we have our fun program “Dear John Letters”... where we answer your questions and try to help you! Submit YOUR letter by sending a message through our fb page.... facebook.com/JohnAndHeidiShow
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The John and Heidie Show. This is the John and
Heidie Show podcast. The John and Heidie Show is a
syndicated radio show that's based out of Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
It can be heard on over three hundred radio stations
around the country and around the world. And you are
listening to the podcast version right now. Here's John and
Heidi's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My beautiful bride is at my side. Hello over there, Heide.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello John.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I like that shirt on you. It's a good looking shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It was your shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That was that my shirt? Yeah, that never fit me.
There's no way that I ever wore that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did you buy that for me? And then when we
were cleaning.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Out your closet, you said I'll never wear this and
you were going to toss I said, oh, I think
I'll keep this on.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It looks good on you. You should hear that more often. Yeah,
it's good looking shirt. It's a shirt that I never wore.
It's like news. It's big, but it looks good.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We shol probably get back to work over here. I've
got a Dear John letter coming up, and it's about
Facebook marketplace. And there's a lady that was going to
get something on there. I've got some weird stories we'll
share as well when we get to it. And if
you want to chime in, you can do that. The
whole letter and everything posted on our page Facebook dot
com slash John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The Jan Heidi Show.
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Now with today's reason to Party, here's my beautiful bride,
Heidi Small. What do you have Heidi?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
On this day? In eighteen seventy five, the National Bowling
Association was formed.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, that's cool, and I found a.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Cocktail simply called Bowling cocktail.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's got vodka cognac, and I'm always looking for stuff
to use my cognac for because I have some and
I'm like, I don't know what to do yet, So
here's a recipe. It's got Marachino Laqueur, which I also
have some of that and some scotch so it sounds strong.
But so what you're saying, well, use up a lot
of stuff that I'm sitting in my bar.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What you're saying is you're gonna be liquored up later.
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What I'm hearing sounds very strong.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, I've got a link to that drink in the
show notes for today at John andd Heidishow dot com.
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, surveys and studies and such, do you ever wonder
why the songs that define your teen years still hit
you so hard? A finish form? A finish study rather
found that gender plays a role when those musical bonds form.
For man, the peak age is about sixteen, for women
is closer to nineteen. Researchers at the University of not
even going to try to say that jy ba, s
(03:00):
k y L, it's it It's, It's It's in Finland,
University of jeff They found that three year gap for
about two thousand different people for whatever reason, in eighty
four different countries. The women were always a little bit
older than men were always a little bit younger. Men
use music as a form of rebellion to assert their independence,
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while women use music as emotional connections. As we age,
those patterns diverge even further. Men tend to hold on
to their teenage soundtracks, while women are more open to
forming new musical ties, with each decade bringing new opportunities
for songs to become meaningful to them.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I like that I hang on to my music.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, I like the music from my youth. I crank
it up and pintrol my jeans and try to grow
out A mullet never seems to work. Surveys and studies
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Hopkins recently reflected on his sobriety and his mental health
and his career in a series of interviews. He's eighty
seven now. He traced his struggles to his father's alcoholism
(04:20):
and admitted therapy did not suit him. Though his wife
suspects that he's autistic, the legendary actor dismissed those labels
as nonsense and nothing but fashion. He admitted that his
father's son, he is his father's son, and he said,
I often question whether there was something not quite right
about the way his mind worked. And a reboot of
(04:41):
Bewitched is in the works. Why, I just wanted to
see the look on Heidie's face when I mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
This is just so irritated.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a classic from nineteen sixty four to nineteen seventy two.
This reimagined version will echo the original, centering on a
couple from two different worlds. Samantha is once again a
witch while Darren is a human. So the reboot is
sometime in the future, going to be on Fox, Big Screen,
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Speaker 2 (05:39):
Heidi, did you know that you could hear a blue
whale's heartbeat over two miles away?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The blue whale is the largest animal on the planet,
and its heartbeat is just as massive. It is so
powerful it can be detected from more than two miles
away underwater. The gentle giants have hearts that weigh as
much as a small car, and each beat pumps blood
through their enormous bodies with incredible force. So that's a
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joke of the day with my beautiful bride, Heidi. What
(06:27):
do you have for me?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Heidi?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know when it's pointless, it's pintless. Hey, I
saw something on the internet I might have showed you.
Did I show you Some guy made a gigantic pencil.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You did?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I thought that was pretty cool. Yes, some dude like
in his shop looking for something to he built himself
like an eight foot or ten foot long pencil and
I was like, I could probably make one of those.
He was like, don't you have work to do? I
mean anything but that. I'm like, let break you back
to work. That is your joke of the day on
the John and Heidie Show.
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Speaker 2 (07:31):
Time now for the scoop of the day. And I
got a story that's going to make Heidi's head explodes.
So hold onto your temples, Hidi, here we go. A
London woman was fined one hundred and fifty pounds the
equivalent of one hundred and ninety seven US dollars, for
pouring some of her coffee down a storm drain when
she was rushing to catch a bus, sparking debate about
how to properly dispose of leftover coffee. Councilman Richmond Councilman
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later canceled the fine, but the case raised awareness that
storm drains directly to rivers, meaning only rain water should
go into.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That You're not supposed to put anything down.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Experts say coffee, especially in large amounts, could pollute waterways
because caffeine and other compounds don't break down easily and
they can harm aquatic life. Instead, they suggest composting coffee,
using it to dilute plant food, or freezing leftovers for
ice drinks. Whatever you do, apparently you'd better not pour
the stuff down.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You don't pour anything down a storm drain. I'm sorry,
that's what I happen to agree with.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Really.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I mean, you're because if you let one person pour
stuff down a storm drain, everybody's going to be pouring
stuff down a storm drain and then the water's all
polluted and it's coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'll tell you something that we did for the year.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You're still not supposed to put anything down a storm drain.
Everybody knows that. I learned that on Christmas vacation.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That was cousin Eddie. Don't put that down a storm
drain either. Yeah. One of the things that I was
gonna say is we used to have a plant in
the studio. We got rid of him a long time ago.
We named him a Robert plant, and we would pour
all of the left He loved it, and they said,
I'm here to use it for composting. So they probably
got that from us, copied my idea. That is your
(09:07):
scoop of the Day on The John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
The Heidie Show.
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And it's time right now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
For Dear John letters.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right, this week's letter is actually from a friend
of mine, and I edited a lot of stuff out
so nobody will know who this is. But she had
a lot of details in here that I'm like, I
gonna take that out. I'm gonna take that out. I'm
gonna take that out. But I think we still have everything.
Hopefully it's all still here. Here we go, Dear John.
A woman on Marketplace had some shampoo and conditioner. It
was about half the price if new, and it was
(09:54):
my brand. She had four bottles for half the price
that I would pay in the store, so I'm like, sure,
And one of those happened to be hair repair. Yeah,
just what I was looking for. And again it's half price,
so I thought I would score, or so I thought.
I don't know how. She got an almost five star
rating from everybody else on marketplace. Her communication was poor.
She said she would meet me yesterday. However, my husband
(10:15):
went to meet up with her and she never showed up.
So I messaged her nothing back. She just messaged me,
not even twenty minutes beforehand, and I messaged her right back.
Next thing I know, my hobby is waiting for a
no show. He finally comes home still nothing. She left
my messages unread for hours and hours. Then I went
back to find out the listing is no longer available.
(10:36):
Now I have been more than nice. I've communicated with her, patiently,
waited if she did not want to either sell it
to me, or if she changed her mind or did
something else with the product. I truly believe the common
courtesy could have been used. She could have very nicely
said sorry, but I decided to go a different route.
But no, not this woman. I was, and I still am,
livid at her lack of communication when I was so
(10:58):
forthcoming and so forgiving. Am I wrong for being upset
and disappointed? Signed frustrated facebooker? No, I think, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That is horrible when you tell somebody to come and
meet me, or you tell somebody I'm going to buy
something from you, and you sit at your house and
you wait for me and then you never show up. Yeah,
that's rude. That is horrifying, really Horrifyingly.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Sadly, it's because there's no investment yet, Like if you
had to pay before you actually come to do it,
then I think it would be different. But then the
problem is on your end. You're the one that was
going to be paying. So she had money coming, but
she sold it.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
To somebody else and just decided to stiff her.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. I don't know. And anyway, it's very very frustrating.
And I will tell you. We have bought things on Facebook.
We have sold all the time. And we actually have
some friends who we met because we bought something from
them on Facebook. We showed up to buy some stuff,
and for the longest time we knew them as the
spindle people because we bought some spindles from them on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And they're some of our best friends.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Amazing people, and our friend Dan, who sadly has passed away.
But back when we were going to dinner with these
guys and he goes, who are these people? We go,
we bought some spindels from him on Facebook and he goes,
you're going to dinner with some people you met on Facebook. Well, yeah,
he goes, who does that. I'm like, apparently we do.
And we've become very good friends.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
They're amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh they're so so nice. And yeah, we've sold other
things to people we've become friends. So again, it's not
all people like this. But I'm going to tell you
a story. I'm pointing here. You can't see, but that
radio right there, my wife can see. I wanted to
buy a radio. I have a collection of radios. This
is nothing special. It's literally an old boon box. I
remember the brand name on it, Realistic. I think it's
(12:35):
nothing special. It's just no Emerson. It's not a special radio.
A guy had it on Marketplace. It was twenty dollars.
I agreed to buy it. I drove all the way
across to where he was and I get to the
address and it's an apartment building. And I said, hey,
I'm here, but I don't know which unit you're in,
so if you want to come out, you can, or
if you give me the number, I'll walk in. And
(12:57):
I waited and I waited, and then nothing very much
like this lady that sent the letter. And then finally
after like, I don't know ten minutes of sitting in
the parking lot, you know, I was doing other stuff
to keep busy. But I go back to the listing
and I couldn't even find the listing and everything was gone,
and I was like, what in the world has happened?
So I come home and I check on Heidi's Facebook
(13:19):
and everything was still there, but he had blocked me
after you drove all the way draw and I was like,
what in the world has happened? So then I did
a screenshot on Heidie's page and I did a link
and I posted it on my Facebook page and I said,
I don't know what just happened, but I went to
pick this up. I'm in his parking lot. He didn't respond.
Then he blocked me. I'm like what, I wasn't offering
less money. I was offering what.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He wanted to sell price.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So a friend of mine said, do you still want it?
And I go, yeah, absolutely, So about an hour later,
she shows up at my house with this radio and
she said yeah. I told him to come to me
and I gave him fifteen bucks for it. I was
giving him twenty and I was in his parking lot.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What was that about. Yeah, so he took less and delivered.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And the twenties. She goes, no, I only paid fifteen.
I'm like, it's worth it to I'm giving you the
full twenty and I got the radio. So here, I
guess the moral of the story is frustrated facebooker people
are weird. Oh yeah, I don't know what else it says.
But if you're expecting a whole lot from a stranger
on the Internet, you're expecting too much. You can chime
in with your advice and I would love to hear
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your stories. Facebook dot com, slash John and Heidi show.
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Speaker 2 (14:57):
Time now for the movie quote of the day here.
I think we're on a little season here of people
sending stuff that they don't think they know.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I won't have one.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't think you're gonna get this from two thousand
and five. I wish I knew how to quit you.
That is the quote.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Sounds like a stupid romance.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, I did not see that one show either, So
there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That is your movie quote of the day. Keep them coming, folks.
Thank you for listening to The John and Heidie Show Show.
Thank you for listening to The John and Heidie Show.
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for News to Me. As we head to the News
to Me newsdesk with Heidi Small, I.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Have one final jury duty story.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh I like these. I'm sad they're going.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Away to This one is James Marsden.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
He was on jury duty. Yes, he was on Amazon freebe.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He played an exaggerated version of himself in twenty twenty
three on jury duty, and he had told People magazine
about the time that he served on a real jury
in the early two thousands. He was already famous for
movies such as X Men and The Notebook, and he
said it was a bizarre experience because it was here
in la and he walked into the courtroom and there
(16:18):
was a wall of headshots of actors who had all
served jury duty before in that government building. And that's
why he wasn't surprised when he did get chosen to serve,
and he said it was an eviction case or something,
but he wasn't surprised when in the middle of the
opening argument, the lawyer turned to him and goes, oh,
(16:39):
and I've loved everything you've done, right in the middle
of his opening arguments. No word on whether Marsden's headshot
was ever added to the wall. But if you haven't
seen Jury Duty, the.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Show, oh it's good.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Watch it. It is hilarious. We've watched it probably four times.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, yeah, we watched it, and then we convinced other
people to watch it. We watched it with it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You have to watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
It is funny.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Anyway, that's news to me.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That is also news to me.
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Speaker 2 (17:34):
Fun fact for you, Heidie, what's that John? In Australia
there are nearly twice as many kangaroos as there are humans.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I think we've said that much.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, that's just wild when you think about that. Fun
fact for you, He's John. The average human will yawn
around two hundred and fifty thousand times over the course
of his or her lifetime. It's a lot of y
in it. Now, I'm gonna yawn, She's y I'm just
saying it. Fun fact for you, Heidi, what's that John?
Scent of Internet users will quit waiting for a video
(18:02):
to load after ten seconds. That's how long our intention
span is. Now you click a button. If it's not
ten seconds, you're like, that's it. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Fun I don't even load videos, I don't watch them.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Fun fact for you what John and horse racing? The
favorite wins less than thirty percent of the time, so
their odds are not so great. Another fun fact for you, heiding?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What's that? John?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Leonardo da Vinci invented an alarm clock that would wake
him up by rubbing his feet. And I'll do one
final fun fact for you, hen the world's ocean contains
about twenty million tons of gold. It's just suspended in
the seawater, floating around.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Several fun facts? Now you know, thanks for listening to
The John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
The Heidie Shoe.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Thank you so much for listening to The John and
Heidi Show. Brought to you in part by Genesis gold
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now for some weird news. It's the brand mash up.
You didn't even I know you needed, Heidi. In fact,
you probably didn't know this was necessary at all. Johnsonville
(19:05):
has teamed up with Doctor Pepper for a new twist
on their classic classic cooking fair Doctor Pepper Flavored Sausages. No,
the sausage looks like a regular sausage, but they're infused
with a SODA's signature blend of twenty three flavors. Johnsonville
calls it a flavor filled, first of its kind product
(19:25):
meant to bring fun and togetherness to grilling season. The
sausages will roll out next spring. Online reactions are split.
Some commenters are thrilled, while others are firmly in the
absolutely not camp. Raise your hand if you want to
try them.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I mean I would try them, I because I can
imagine it would just add almost to maple y because.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I don't know if maple is the right word.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Not maple, but you know what I mean, just that
kind of a sweetness, a little bit too it. I
think it might be kind of good, But I wouldn't
if I don't like sweet meats, so I would probably
avoid him, but I would try it.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
There you go, Well, that's why we call it weird news.
Thanks for listening to the John and Heidi Show.
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Speaker 2 (20:35):
Time off with the question of the day. My beautiful
bride Heidi Small. I'm going to answer this for me
when I ask her, Heidi, the average person will do
this for about thirty minutes today. What is it? Thirty
minutes of this? We do way less than this. I
have no idea, especially when we're fasting. Ewo oh, thirty
minutes a day of chewing. I don't think I do
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thirty minutes a day of chewing.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Each when I don't thank you too at all.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I take a bite. I chew it once, just for
good measure, then I swallow whatever it is. No, I
take big bites too, And I've had people say, aren't
you concerned? You're gonna joke concern? Sometimes The thing is
I was trained to eat like in a hurry. Because
I was I'd have like a quick little break, so
I'd eat really fast. So I gotta get used to
just like enjoying you to bring them all of that.
(21:22):
That is your question of the day. I'm the John
and Heidie Show.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The Heidie Show.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Thank you so much for listening to The John and
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Time out for something special with Heidi Small. What do
you have for me, Heidie?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I have over the next for today and tomorrow. Some
dryer sheet hacks, Things that you can do with the
dryer sheets that are already most likely in your laundry.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
All right, what can you do with them, Heidi?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, because they reduce static clean they also make excellent
dust cloths picking up lin, dirt and pet hair.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Dry powdery things stick to dryer sheets, which makes them
work much better At picking up spills of ingredients like flour,
sugar or baking soda better than a dry or wet
paper towel. Yeah, so they're great in the kitchen. They
can remove stick sticky tree sap, so if you've got
tree sap on your hands or whatever, a dryer sheet
will take them right off.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
A quick brush of a dryer sheet dislodges sand from feet,
legs and beach exposed skin. Let's see, if you're on
a hike or hanging outside and you don't want to
be bugged buy bugs, slip a dryer sheet into the
back of your shirt or hat with some of it
hanging out, and the bugs supposedly will avoid you. And finally,
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for today, after a car trip, moisten a dryer sheet
and use it to cleanly, dislodge and wipe away all
those dead bugs stuck to your windshield.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Is there anything it can't do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's like the most amazing quicker picker upper on the wall.
And we'll share more of these tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There you go. That is something special with Heidi small.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
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Speaker 2 (23:40):
Time Now for the list. I have more questions plaguing humanity.
Can you get cavities in your dancers if you've used
too much artificial sweetener? Oh? Wow, how about this one.
Why is the person who invests all of your money
called a broker?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How do they treat somebody who's addicted to counseling? You're
gonna need Wait? No, no, you don't need a counselor
you need to get away from them.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
If maple syrup comes from mapletrees, where does cough syrup
come from coffees?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
If you have to push a button, is it really automatic?
I've pushed a button. Do Let's see what if a
if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around,
do the other trees point and laugh. When will New
Jersey get New Jerseys? I don't know. And how how
can somebody be dirt poor and another person be filthy rich? Yeah? See, see,
(24:39):
there you go. I've got more of these. You can
read them all in the show notes for today at
John Anddeidishow dot com.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
The Heidi Show.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Thank you for listening to The John and Heidi Show.
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to wrap things up around here with good news, and
I think this is good news. Holy cow. Here's the headline,
(25:07):
blood curdling scream. Couple protects a girl after a seatbelt
malfunction on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I saw this online.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Kansas City couple being praised for their quick thinking after
helping a young girl stay safe during a roller coaster.
A world's of fun. There's a photo here. The thing
that's interesting the front row. These guys seem oblivious to
what's happening in the middle row. They are very, very worried
in the back row. Of course they're worried because they're
the ones that are not buckled. Chris and Chris and
Cassie were riding Mamba, the park's tallest and fastest coaster,
(25:39):
back October eleventh, and they suddenly heard a blood curdling
scream from right behind them. I assumed it was her
first time on the ride. Then my seat belt came undone. No,
that's what she said. She said, my seat belt came undone.
Realizing her restraint was unlatched, Chris and Cashi immediately reached
over to help. There was a gap between her and
the lap bar, he said, I looped my arm under it,
(25:59):
and I grabbed her wrists while my wife pushed down
on her legs. For the rest of the two hundred
and five foot seventy two mile per hour ride, the
couple held on tight, literally seventy two miles an hour
holding on to somebody. It's terrifying, Cassie said. Both girls
in the back were crying. The Evans family, the two upfront,
reassured them, promising that they would make it through safely.
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The ride did complete with no injuries, Thank goodness, the
couple said they're grateful it ended the way that it did.
A world's of fun. Spokesperson said the park safety team
immediately closed that ride, and they said they received the
guest report. Can you imagine, oh give a review, Oh
my gosh, five stars.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Huh, horrifying.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
The couple our season pass holders said they love the park,
but they are going to take a little break for Yeah,
for some funny reason. I can only imagine that would
be wild to be, you know, at a park and
have that happen. Have you ever anything close to that happened?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
No, Thank goodness, but it does worry me, especially when
you get on those roller coasts that go upside down.
It's like, what would.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Happen if that happens?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, horrifying.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Now you know. Luckily they made it through and everybody
was just fine. Time say good bye, Heide, Bye, Heide, goodbye. Everybody,
have a great day. Thank you for listening to The
John and Heidi Show.
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The Genetheidi Show.
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Heidi's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My beautiful bride is at my side. Hello over there, Heide.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello John.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I like that shirt on you. It's a good looking shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It was your shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That was that my shirt? Yeah, that never fit me.
There's no way that I ever wore that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did you buy that for me? And then when we
were cleaning.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Out your closet, you said I'll never wear this and
you were going to toss I said, oh, I think
I'll keep this on.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It looks good on you. You should hear that more often. Yeah,
it's good looking shirt. It's a shirt that I never wore.
It's like news. It's big, but it looks good.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We shol probably get back to work over here. I've
got a Dear John letter coming up, and it's about
Facebook marketplace. And there's a lady that was going to
get something on there. I've got some weird stories we'll
share as well when we get to it. And if
you want to chime in, you can do that. The
whole letter and everything posted on our page Facebook dot
com slash John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The Jan Heidi Show.
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Now with today's reason to Party, here's my beautiful bride,
Heidi Small. What do you have Heidi?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
On this day? In eighteen seventy five, the National Bowling
Association was formed.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, that's cool, and I found a.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Cocktail simply called Bowling cocktail.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's got vodka cognac, and I'm always looking for stuff
to use my cognac for because I have some and
I'm like, I don't know what to do yet, So
here's a recipe. It's got Marachino Laqueur, which I also
have some of that and some scotch so it sounds strong.
But so what you're saying, well, use up a lot
of stuff that I'm sitting in my bar.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What you're saying is you're gonna be liquored up later.
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What I'm hearing sounds very strong.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, I've got a link to that drink in the
show notes for today at John andd Heidishow dot com.
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Now, surveys and studies and such, do you ever wonder
why the songs that define your teen years still hit
you so hard? A finish form? A finish study rather
found that gender plays a role when those musical bonds form.
For man, the peak age is about sixteen, for women
is closer to nineteen. Researchers at the University of not
even going to try to say that jy ba, s
(03:00):
k y L, it's it It's, It's It's in Finland,
University of jeff They found that three year gap for
about two thousand different people for whatever reason, in eighty
four different countries. The women were always a little bit
older than men were always a little bit younger. Men
use music as a form of rebellion to assert their independence,
(03:20):
while women use music as emotional connections. As we age,
those patterns diverge even further. Men tend to hold on
to their teenage soundtracks, while women are more open to
forming new musical ties, with each decade bringing new opportunities
for songs to become meaningful to them.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I like that I hang on to my music.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, I like the music from my youth. I crank
it up and pintrol my jeans and try to grow
out A mullet never seems to work. Surveys and studies
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suspects that he's autistic, the legendary actor dismissed those labels
as nonsense and nothing but fashion. He admitted that his
father's son, he is his father's son, and he said,
I often question whether there was something not quite right
about the way his mind worked. And a reboot of
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Bewitched is in the works. Why, I just wanted to
see the look on Heidie's face when I mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
This is just so irritated.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a classic from nineteen sixty four to nineteen seventy two.
This reimagined version will echo the original, centering on a
couple from two different worlds. Samantha is once again a
witch while Darren is a human. So the reboot is
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Heidi, did you know that you could hear a blue
whale's heartbeat over two miles away?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I did not.
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The blue whale is the largest animal on the planet,
and its heartbeat is just as massive. It is so
powerful it can be detected from more than two miles
away underwater. The gentle giants have hearts that weigh as
much as a small car, and each beat pumps blood
through their enormous bodies with incredible force. So that's a
big heart right there. That is, we don't know everything,
(06:06):
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joke of the day with my beautiful bride, Heidi. What
(06:27):
do you have for me?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Heidi?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know when it's pointless, it's pintless. Hey, I
saw something on the internet I might have showed you.
Did I show you Some guy made a gigantic pencil.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You did?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I thought that was pretty cool. Yes, some dude like
in his shop looking for something to he built himself
like an eight foot or ten foot long pencil and
I was like, I could probably make one of those.
He was like, don't you have work to do? I
mean anything but that. I'm like, let break you back
to work. That is your joke of the day on
the John and Heidie Show.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm pastor Brian with New Freedom Dot Online dot Church,
a non denominational Bible based Christian church that meets entirely online.
A church for everyone, including those of physical limitations, mental
health struggles, even church hurt. You are welcome, You are seen,
and you belong. God's truth is timeless, and we share
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(07:23):
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Speaker 2 (07:31):
Time now for the scoop of the day. And I
got a story that's going to make Heidi's head explodes.
So hold onto your temples, Hidi, here we go. A
London woman was fined one hundred and fifty pounds the
equivalent of one hundred and ninety seven US dollars, for
pouring some of her coffee down a storm drain when
she was rushing to catch a bus, sparking debate about
how to properly dispose of leftover coffee. Councilman Richmond Councilman
(07:55):
later canceled the fine, but the case raised awareness that
storm drains directly to rivers, meaning only rain water should
go into.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That You're not supposed to put anything down.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Experts say coffee, especially in large amounts, could pollute waterways
because caffeine and other compounds don't break down easily and
they can harm aquatic life. Instead, they suggest composting coffee,
using it to dilute plant food, or freezing leftovers for
ice drinks. Whatever you do, apparently you'd better not pour
the stuff down.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You don't pour anything down a storm drain. I'm sorry,
that's what I happen to agree with.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Really.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I mean, you're because if you let one person pour
stuff down a storm drain, everybody's going to be pouring
stuff down a storm drain and then the water's all
polluted and it's coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'll tell you something that we did for the year.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You're still not supposed to put anything down a storm drain.
Everybody knows that. I learned that on Christmas vacation.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That was cousin Eddie. Don't put that down a storm
drain either. Yeah. One of the things that I was
gonna say is we used to have a plant in
the studio. We got rid of him a long time ago.
We named him a Robert plant, and we would pour
all of the left He loved it, and they said,
I'm here to use it for composting. So they probably
got that from us, copied my idea. That is your
(09:07):
scoop of the Day on The John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
The Heidie Show.
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Speaker 3 (09:26):
For Dear John letters.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right, this week's letter is actually from a friend
of mine, and I edited a lot of stuff out
so nobody will know who this is. But she had
a lot of details in here that I'm like, I
gonna take that out. I'm gonna take that out. I'm
gonna take that out. But I think we still have everything.
Hopefully it's all still here. Here we go, Dear John.
A woman on Marketplace had some shampoo and conditioner. It
was about half the price if new, and it was
(09:54):
my brand. She had four bottles for half the price
that I would pay in the store, so I'm like, sure,
And one of those happened to be hair repair. Yeah,
just what I was looking for. And again it's half price,
so I thought I would score, or so I thought.
I don't know how. She got an almost five star
rating from everybody else on marketplace. Her communication was poor.
She said she would meet me yesterday. However, my husband
(10:15):
went to meet up with her and she never showed up.
So I messaged her nothing back. She just messaged me,
not even twenty minutes beforehand, and I messaged her right back.
Next thing I know, my hobby is waiting for a
no show. He finally comes home still nothing. She left
my messages unread for hours and hours. Then I went
back to find out the listing is no longer available.
(10:36):
Now I have been more than nice. I've communicated with her, patiently,
waited if she did not want to either sell it
to me, or if she changed her mind or did
something else with the product. I truly believe the common
courtesy could have been used. She could have very nicely
said sorry, but I decided to go a different route.
But no, not this woman. I was, and I still am,
livid at her lack of communication when I was so
(10:58):
forthcoming and so forgiving. Am I wrong for being upset
and disappointed? Signed frustrated facebooker? No, I think, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That is horrible when you tell somebody to come and
meet me, or you tell somebody I'm going to buy
something from you, and you sit at your house and
you wait for me and then you never show up. Yeah,
that's rude. That is horrifying, really Horrifyingly.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Sadly, it's because there's no investment yet, Like if you
had to pay before you actually come to do it,
then I think it would be different. But then the
problem is on your end. You're the one that was
going to be paying. So she had money coming, but
she sold it.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
To somebody else and just decided to stiff her.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. I don't know. And anyway, it's very very frustrating.
And I will tell you. We have bought things on Facebook.
We have sold all the time. And we actually have
some friends who we met because we bought something from
them on Facebook. We showed up to buy some stuff,
and for the longest time we knew them as the
spindle people because we bought some spindles from them on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And they're some of our best friends.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Amazing people, and our friend Dan, who sadly has passed away.
But back when we were going to dinner with these
guys and he goes, who are these people? We go,
we bought some spindels from him on Facebook and he goes,
you're going to dinner with some people you met on Facebook. Well, yeah,
he goes, who does that. I'm like, apparently we do.
And we've become very good friends.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
They're amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh they're so so nice. And yeah, we've sold other
things to people we've become friends. So again, it's not
all people like this. But I'm going to tell you
a story. I'm pointing here. You can't see, but that
radio right there, my wife can see. I wanted to
buy a radio. I have a collection of radios. This
is nothing special. It's literally an old boon box. I
remember the brand name on it, Realistic. I think it's
(12:35):
nothing special. It's just no Emerson. It's not a special radio.
A guy had it on Marketplace. It was twenty dollars.
I agreed to buy it. I drove all the way
across to where he was and I get to the
address and it's an apartment building. And I said, hey,
I'm here, but I don't know which unit you're in,
so if you want to come out, you can, or
if you give me the number, I'll walk in. And
(12:57):
I waited and I waited, and then nothing very much
like this lady that sent the letter. And then finally
after like, I don't know ten minutes of sitting in
the parking lot, you know, I was doing other stuff
to keep busy. But I go back to the listing
and I couldn't even find the listing and everything was gone,
and I was like, what in the world has happened?
So I come home and I check on Heidi's Facebook
(13:19):
and everything was still there, but he had blocked me
after you drove all the way draw and I was like,
what in the world has happened? So then I did
a screenshot on Heidie's page and I did a link
and I posted it on my Facebook page and I said,
I don't know what just happened, but I went to
pick this up. I'm in his parking lot. He didn't respond.
Then he blocked me. I'm like what, I wasn't offering
less money. I was offering what.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He wanted to sell price.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So a friend of mine said, do you still want it?
And I go, yeah, absolutely, So about an hour later,
she shows up at my house with this radio and
she said yeah. I told him to come to me
and I gave him fifteen bucks for it. I was
giving him twenty and I was in his parking lot.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What was that about. Yeah, so he took less and delivered.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And the twenties. She goes, no, I only paid fifteen.
I'm like, it's worth it to I'm giving you the
full twenty and I got the radio. So here, I
guess the moral of the story is frustrated facebooker people
are weird. Oh yeah, I don't know what else it says.
But if you're expecting a whole lot from a stranger
on the Internet, you're expecting too much. You can chime
in with your advice and I would love to hear
(14:21):
your stories. Facebook dot com, slash John and Heidi show.
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Speaker 2 (14:57):
Time now for the movie quote of the day here.
I think we're on a little season here of people
sending stuff that they don't think they know.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I won't have one.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't think you're gonna get this from two thousand
and five. I wish I knew how to quit you.
That is the quote.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Sounds like a stupid romance.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, I did not see that one show either, So
there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That is your movie quote of the day. Keep them coming, folks.
Thank you for listening to The John and Heidie Show Show.
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(15:45):
for News to Me. As we head to the News
to Me newsdesk with Heidi Small, I.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Have one final jury duty story.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh I like these. I'm sad they're going.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Away to This one is James Marsden.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
He was on jury duty. Yes, he was on Amazon freebe.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He played an exaggerated version of himself in twenty twenty
three on jury duty, and he had told People magazine
about the time that he served on a real jury
in the early two thousands. He was already famous for
movies such as X Men and The Notebook, and he
said it was a bizarre experience because it was here
in la and he walked into the courtroom and there
(16:18):
was a wall of headshots of actors who had all
served jury duty before in that government building. And that's
why he wasn't surprised when he did get chosen to serve,
and he said it was an eviction case or something,
but he wasn't surprised when in the middle of the
opening argument, the lawyer turned to him and goes, oh,
(16:39):
and I've loved everything you've done, right in the middle
of his opening arguments. No word on whether Marsden's headshot
was ever added to the wall. But if you haven't
seen Jury Duty, the.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Show, oh it's good.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Watch it. It is hilarious. We've watched it probably four times.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, yeah, we watched it, and then we convinced other
people to watch it. We watched it with it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You have to watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
It is funny.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Anyway, that's news to me.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That is also news to me.
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Speaker 2 (17:34):
Fun fact for you, Heidie, what's that John? In Australia
there are nearly twice as many kangaroos as there are humans.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I think we've said that much.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, that's just wild when you think about that. Fun
fact for you, He's John. The average human will yawn
around two hundred and fifty thousand times over the course
of his or her lifetime. It's a lot of y
in it. Now, I'm gonna yawn, She's y I'm just
saying it. Fun fact for you, Heidi, what's that John?
Scent of Internet users will quit waiting for a video
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to load after ten seconds. That's how long our intention
span is. Now you click a button. If it's not
ten seconds, you're like, that's it. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Fun I don't even load videos, I don't watch them.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Fun fact for you what John and horse racing? The
favorite wins less than thirty percent of the time, so
their odds are not so great. Another fun fact for you, heiding?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What's that? John?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Leonardo da Vinci invented an alarm clock that would wake
him up by rubbing his feet. And I'll do one
final fun fact for you, hen the world's ocean contains
about twenty million tons of gold. It's just suspended in
the seawater, floating around.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Several fun facts? Now you know, thanks for listening to
The John and Heidi Show.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
The Heidie Shoe.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
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now for some weird news. It's the brand mash up.
You didn't even I know you needed, Heidi. In fact,
you probably didn't know this was necessary at all. Johnsonville
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has teamed up with Doctor Pepper for a new twist
on their classic classic cooking fair Doctor Pepper Flavored Sausages. No,
the sausage looks like a regular sausage, but they're infused
with a SODA's signature blend of twenty three flavors. Johnsonville
calls it a flavor filled, first of its kind product
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meant to bring fun and togetherness to grilling season. The
sausages will roll out next spring. Online reactions are split.
Some commenters are thrilled, while others are firmly in the
absolutely not camp. Raise your hand if you want to
try them.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I mean I would try them, I because I can
imagine it would just add almost to maple y because.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I don't know if maple is the right word.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Not maple, but you know what I mean, just that
kind of a sweetness, a little bit too it. I
think it might be kind of good, But I wouldn't
if I don't like sweet meats, so I would probably
avoid him, but I would try it.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
There you go, Well, that's why we call it weird news.
Thanks for listening to the John and Heidi Show.
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Time off with the question of the day. My beautiful
bride Heidi Small. I'm going to answer this for me
when I ask her, Heidi, the average person will do
this for about thirty minutes today. What is it? Thirty
minutes of this? We do way less than this. I
have no idea, especially when we're fasting. Ewo oh, thirty
minutes a day of chewing. I don't think I do
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thirty minutes a day of chewing.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Each when I don't thank you too at all.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I take a bite. I chew it once, just for
good measure, then I swallow whatever it is. No, I
take big bites too, And I've had people say, aren't
you concerned? You're gonna joke concern? Sometimes The thing is
I was trained to eat like in a hurry. Because
I was I'd have like a quick little break, so
I'd eat really fast. So I gotta get used to
just like enjoying you to bring them all of that.
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That is your question of the day. I'm the John
and Heidie Show.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
The Heidie Show.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
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Time out for something special with Heidi Small. What do
you have for me, Heidie?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I have over the next for today and tomorrow. Some
dryer sheet hacks, Things that you can do with the
dryer sheets that are already most likely in your laundry.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
All right, what can you do with them, Heidi?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, because they reduce static clean they also make excellent
dust cloths picking up lin, dirt and pet hair.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Dry powdery things stick to dryer sheets, which makes them
work much better At picking up spills of ingredients like flour,
sugar or baking soda better than a dry or wet
paper towel. Yeah, so they're great in the kitchen. They
can remove stick sticky tree sap, so if you've got
tree sap on your hands or whatever, a dryer sheet
will take them right off.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
A quick brush of a dryer sheet dislodges sand from feet,
legs and beach exposed skin. Let's see, if you're on
a hike or hanging outside and you don't want to
be bugged buy bugs, slip a dryer sheet into the
back of your shirt or hat with some of it
hanging out, and the bugs supposedly will avoid you. And finally,
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for today, after a car trip, moisten a dryer sheet
and use it to cleanly, dislodge and wipe away all
those dead bugs stuck to your windshield.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Is there anything it can't do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's like the most amazing quicker picker upper on the wall.
And we'll share more of these tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There you go. That is something special with Heidi small.
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Speaker 2 (23:40):
Time Now for the list. I have more questions plaguing humanity.
Can you get cavities in your dancers if you've used
too much artificial sweetener? Oh? Wow, how about this one.
Why is the person who invests all of your money
called a broker?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How do they treat somebody who's addicted to counseling? You're
gonna need Wait? No, no, you don't need a counselor
you need to get away from them.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
If maple syrup comes from mapletrees, where does cough syrup
come from coffees?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
If you have to push a button, is it really automatic?
I've pushed a button. Do Let's see what if a
if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around,
do the other trees point and laugh. When will New
Jersey get New Jerseys? I don't know. And how how
can somebody be dirt poor and another person be filthy rich? Yeah? See, see,
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there you go. I've got more of these. You can
read them all in the show notes for today at
John Anddeidishow dot com.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
The Heidi Show.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Thank you for listening to The John and Heidi Show.
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to wrap things up around here with good news, and
I think this is good news. Holy cow. Here's the headline,
(25:07):
blood curdling scream. Couple protects a girl after a seatbelt
malfunction on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I saw this online.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Kansas City couple being praised for their quick thinking after
helping a young girl stay safe during a roller coaster.
A world's of fun. There's a photo here. The thing
that's interesting the front row. These guys seem oblivious to
what's happening in the middle row. They are very, very worried
in the back row. Of course they're worried because they're
the ones that are not buckled. Chris and Chris and
Cassie were riding Mamba, the park's tallest and fastest coaster,
(25:39):
back October eleventh, and they suddenly heard a blood curdling
scream from right behind them. I assumed it was her
first time on the ride. Then my seat belt came undone. No,
that's what she said. She said, my seat belt came undone.
Realizing her restraint was unlatched, Chris and Cashi immediately reached
over to help. There was a gap between her and
the lap bar, he said, I looped my arm under it,
(25:59):
and I grabbed her wrists while my wife pushed down
on her legs. For the rest of the two hundred
and five foot seventy two mile per hour ride, the
couple held on tight, literally seventy two miles an hour
holding on to somebody. It's terrifying, Cassie said. Both girls
in the back were crying. The Evans family, the two upfront,
reassured them, promising that they would make it through safely.
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The ride did complete with no injuries, Thank goodness, the
couple said they're grateful it ended the way that it did.
A world's of fun. Spokesperson said the park safety team
immediately closed that ride, and they said they received the
guest report. Can you imagine, oh give a review, Oh
my gosh, five stars.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Huh, horrifying.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
The couple our season pass holders said they love the park,
but they are going to take a little break for Yeah,
for some funny reason. I can only imagine that would
be wild to be, you know, at a park and
have that happen. Have you ever anything close to that happened?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
No, Thank goodness, but it does worry me, especially when
you get on those roller coasts that go upside down.
It's like, what would.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Happen if that happens?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, horrifying.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Now you know. Luckily they made it through and everybody
was just fine. Time say good bye, Heide, Bye, Heide, goodbye. Everybody,
have a great day. Thank you for listening to The
John and Heidi Show.
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