Does Biden hate our military?

This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features Crystal from Wheelchairs For Warriors.  ( @KennethRWebster )

Episode Transcript

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John gannon government sucks. The suitof happiness radio is DeLux. Liberty and
freedom will make you smile of asuit of happing us on your radio toil,
just as cheeseburgers living it fries atthe food Researchers, this guy,

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this is the big deal. Areyou paying attention? Okay? Researchers have
identified a genetic mutation that causes intellectualdisabilities. Yeah, apparently they were able
to find it by studying democrats.That was too easy. I was so
lazy. It was the laziest jokeI've ever told on the radio. But
you're paying attention, aren't you?You turn down my special guess joining me

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in a few short moments. She'sout in the green room right now getting
fired out. My good friend Crystal'shere from Wheelchairs for Warriors. She is
out in the green room right now, punching a punching bag. She's doing
shots of bourbon. I think she'sout there. She's smoking a joint,
she's snorting lines of cocaine. She'sgetting ready to be on the radio.
She'll be I'm kidding, she's notdoing any of that. She's joining us
shortly though. She has a bigannouncement to make and they just released new

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music at Wheelchairs four years. Ilove that. You know, if there's
one thing I love, it's apatriotic country song. So stick around for
that. I'll play it for youguys. Coming up in just a little
bit. Before we get to anyof that, can we talk about what
is maybe the most I want tostart the show off with this, Maybe
the most predictable thing to happen everyelection cycle is big tech Silicon Valley ramping

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up online data, online information manipulation, just in chared time for a presidential
election. This has been happening fora very long time. I mean at
least a decade that I know of, probably longer. Do you remember years
ago we learned if you googled whoare the presidential candidates back in twenty sixteen,

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at the time, your options wereTed Cruz, Gary Johnson, Donald
Trump, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein. This was probably probably
right around this time eight years ago, right before, right before we picked
the two candidates, we still hada couple people hanging out in the primaries,

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Bernie and Ted Cruz. We stillhad your you know, the libertarian
and the Green Party candidates still seemedlike a viable option. Yet amazingly,
if you googled that question who arethe candidates? Google would come back to
you and say, well, there'sHillary, Bernie and Joe. They wouldn't
tell you about Donald, they wouldn'ttell you about Ted Cruz. They wouldn't
even mention Gary Johnson. Basically,a left wing libertarian wouldn't mention any of

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those people. Rachel Alexander noticed thatthis is happening again in twenty twenty four.
The top of your newsfeed on Facebook, do you use Facebook? Is
now full of left wing posts.And maybe you hardly ever look at any
left wing Facebook social media content,maybe you don't have any left wing Facebook
social media friends. But for somereason, all of a sudden, right

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when you look at social media,there it is. Last couple of years,
we saw nothing but relationship memes andpeople mourning the death of a pet
or photos of your food. Butsuddenly Facebook's founder Mark Zuckerberg, who just
four years ago pumped four hundred nineteenmillion dollars of his Zuckbucks into the twenty
twenty election, is now focusing theplatform on getting out the democratic message for

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twenty twenty four, And there's somany things about that that don't make any
sense. Mark Zuckerberg moved the Facebookheadquarters to Texas, didn't he He would
have followed Elon Musk here. Buteven though he loves our tax benefits,
even though he loves a red Statesbusiness entrepreneurial environment are deregulation in low taxes

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doesn't matter. He still wants Democratsto control things. He sees how it's
better here, he sees how it'sworse in California, but he's still intent
on ruining it. Here's another one. It's become aldest impossible to find conservative
information through a Google search, asif Google suppressed its completely from site years
ago. An indisputable fact was thisyears ago? It used to be that

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the violent crime in the United Kingdomwas worse even though gun violence was almost
non existent. So why is thattrue? Well, a couple reasons.
In England they have soccer hooligans,right, and in England they have public
healthcare, free healthcare. And youknow nobody is a gun in arms.
Society is a polite society. You'veheard this before. So if you get

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out of a soccer game, soccera match they call it. At any
given point, you don't know whichway to look. There's somebody fighting on
every street corner outside of the Manchesterversus Manchester United match just ended, and
they know, well, it doesn'tmatter if I punch you in the mouth,
I'll get free healthcare. You'll getfree healthcare. And even if I
do mouth off a little bit,it's not like you have a gun.

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So yeah, in England, foryears, violent crime was worse, even
though gun violence was almost non existent. Now when you go to Google to
look up that indisputable fact, it'salmost impossible to find that that information I
just described to you. It's likeit's not even true. Google will show
you anecdotal evidence or some statistical anomalythat proves it's not true. It's a

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lie. Since almost everyone gets theirinformation through companies on the Internet. Now
there's no traditional free speech anymore.Hardly anyone attends public town halls or listens
to speakers in public places. Theseostensibly private corporations are not really even private
due to their interspurring with government.Another word for that would be fascism fascism.

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What is fascism? Fascism is socialismcombined with corporatism. It's not a
left wing it's not a right wingideology at all. It's very much on
the left. After the jury verdictagainst Trump was handed down last week,
the internet blew up with searchers forhow to donate to Trump, but Google
buried the results down after mainstream mediaarticles by Reuters and CNBC in the hell,

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they really didn't want you to donateto Trump. A current search of
Google News for Donald Trump shows nothingbut mainstream media results, going down the
entire page of about forty results,with the exception being one or two Fox
Business articles, and some would argueFox barely leans conservative these days. Duck
Duck Go, which conservatives claim isan alternative to Google, is actually just

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as bad. Then there's something calledBrave. Brave is almost as bad,
with a couple more Fox News articlesand one New York Post result. YouTube
is owned by Google, where conservativesare being censored Facebook, TikTok. It's
just as bad on any of thesewebsites. Some of the censorship is done

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indirectly. NewsGuard and Global Disinformation Indexgenerate blacklists of ostensibly risky or unreliable American
news outlets, they claim, butit's actually right wing news outlets like the
Federalist or Daily Wire, which ishardly a controversial right wing news outlet.
Section two thirty of the Communications DecencyAct of nineteen ninety six was created to

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protect companies like AOL and Prodigy,which don't even exist anymore, in case
somebody posted something controversial on their websiteso they wouldn't get sued. Those laws
are outdated, they don't make senseanymore. They grant broad immunity to big
tech since they ostensibly serve as neutralparties rather than content creators. But we

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all know this isn't true. Asolution isn't going to be easy, so
we need to continue hammering at theproblem from all angles. Free speech must
exist on the Internet. Sadly,we're going into another election season and I
think the only place where you're goingto find it is on talk radio,
right wing podcasts, and Twitter.Screw you. I'm going to Texas and
thank our lucky stars, sorry,our lucky lone star. O we did.

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This is Kiddie Webster's pursuit of happiness. Well, well, well,
look who just walked into my studio. It's Crystal from Wheelchairs for Warriors.
I guess they'll just let anybody inhere. I didn't even have to have

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a badge or anything. I justwalked in. They didn't give you a
sticker. No, they do asticker when you come in, and they
make you take a photo of yourself. They've seen me too many times.
Have you heard the family? I'mpart of the iHeart family. Now have
you ever had to do that before? The security downstairs makes you take a
photo? Oh? Yeah, Itook a photo. You've done it before.
And then my Jarver's lessons and theyfinger printed me in and then they

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fingerprinted you. No, but thephoto they've done, right, they did.
They print out your photo, theyput it and then it prints out
onto a sticky yeah, like alike a hello, my name black and
white and it looks like any plasticsurgery. You can't see anything else.
I know, it's terrib You couldn'tidentify me by that. Congressman Wesley Hunt
comes in here somewhat regularly when he'sin town. He does the show.
And he's a black man. He'snot like a light skinned black man.

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And when they print that thing out, it doesn't and he makes fun of
it every time. He's like,look, it's just a black He's like,
I can't. What's the point ofthis. I was like, I
don't know either, Wesley. Ihave no idea Like Wesley, he turned
out to be one of the goodones I am. I didn't think he
would be sure didn't because he wasfriends with Crenshaw. The big news today

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and I'm waiting for a tweet fromwas from Congressman Dan Crenshaw the Navy Seals.
Let me see if I could findit have gone out and posted this
thing for Pride Month and it isso embarrassing. Oh yeah, pride,
equality respects service dignity, NSW.What the is NSW Naval Special Warfare?

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That's what that means. Because NavySeals is synonymous with gay pride. Yeah,
I mean I think that they producea lot of gay men, right,
don't they don't A lot of gaymen try to get into the Navy
Seals. They have no Well,I think the stereotype is that a lot
of gay enter in the Navy.But I thought the Navy Seals was where

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we draw the line. Well,they're supposed to be like badass dudes that
they can hold their breath for fiveminutes underwater, and are we suggesting that
maybe that talent also lends itself tosomething that might happen in the bedroom or
is that I'm not sure anymore areNavy seals. I mean we've all heard
the joke like Navy guys are gay. Army guys will like bang a fat

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check, and then like these arejokes Marines tell these aren't jokes. I
tell Jesse Kelly tells these jokes.I don't tell. But I always thought,
like, all right, it's PTSDAwareness month in June. That's right,
it's important month to remember our militarymember. Hug a Navy seal.
But boy, the Pentagon really goesout of their way during the month of
June to make you not like themilitary. They really do. I mean

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they just got But getting back toour buddy Wesley Hunt. He has been
a huge advocate for President Trump andone of his biggest I do love was
now like I love him. He'sa great congressman. He's a great one
that that never surprised me because Iknew Wesley when he was a local guy
and he was a member of HoustonYoung Republicans and when he ran against Lizzie

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Fletcher and stuff. He went andhe stood on stage one time with Dan
Crenshaw. And it was right whenDan Crenshaw was becoming very unpopular. And
that wasn't Wesley's fault, you knowwhat I mean. At the end of
the day, they're from opposite endsof the Republican Party, but they both
happened to be military veterans. Theydid that commercial together too. Yeah,

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where he jumped out of a helicopter. It was really cool. It was
commercial, was really cool. Wellback then we thought Dan Crenshaw was cool.
No, not at that point.I think that was the point where
we were starting to really No.I think that when that mill he was
in a commercial a few years backwhere he jumps out of a plane.
It's very big budget. It wasalmost like Hollywood produced it for him and
it actually a congressman, what areyou doing, Wesley Haunt And yeah,

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but it was fun. It wasfun for young people and it and like
paid for it is my question.Probably a super pack. I think it
was the Maverick pack or when Idon't know someone anyway that You know what
is interesting about that with with today'saudio and video production equipment stuff, stuff
like that is actually surprisingly cheap toproduce, but not the helicopter in the
plane and getting the things in theair and the jet fuel. It is

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if you already have access to it. Well, okay, if you already
have it. Yeah, But anyway, I don't want to get off subject
here, Wesley, it's the subject. Danny's not a big supporter of Trump.
Wesley is right. And Trump gotinto a little bit of trouble this
past week. He got thirty sixfelony counts held against him. The Republican
Party said that Trump's campaign raised twohundred million dollars after that happened, and

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then a poll was published that saidten percent of Republicans won't vote for Trump
now that he is a convicted felonWhich of those things is true? Is
he more popular or less popular?He's more popular. I would think so
too. Oh no, he's morepopular because look, our government is so
twisted right now that if you're goingto let something like that happen, when

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what did you show me about theCongress about how they raised all this money
and they paid paid off. Youdon't work section. You don't work in
the media. Your job is tohelp military veterans that are disabled, that's
it. So you don't follow everynews story like if you finally realized that,
well, you don't have to.I mean, I just I want.
I'm not telling you this, I'mtelling the listeners, Okay. Off

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the air, Crystal revealed to methat she did not understand the legal charges
against Trump and Crystal how it couldbe possible, Well that you and like
probably ninety percent of the country,right, almost of the people that understand
the charges, almost nobody agrees withit, right, because he got the
crime was his hush money payment qualifiesas a political donation, and there's a

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cap on how much of a politicaldonation you could make. So if he
broke that law, he broke thirtyfour other laws, right, And they're
all things that are vaguely even.None of it was supposed to be a
felony. It was all supposed tobe a misdemeanor. And then you informed
me that I've also broken some ofthese laws by proxy. By proxy,
See, a hush money payment isnot a crime. Lying is not a

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crime. Lying under oath is acrime. But that's not what he did,
right, He paid a hush moneypayment. Purportedly, Congress paid out
seventeen million dollars in sexual harassment settlementsback in November of twenty seventeen, before
Trump even took office, and thatmoney was taxpayer money. So what's the
difference between that and what Trump did. There's no difference. There's no difference

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except they paid out a lot moreand they paid my money, and Trump
didn't pay my money, right,and I would like some of my money
back. By the way, didn'tyou sue them? Well, no,
it'd be nice if you could.Wouldn't it be great if you could sue
the government for spending your money onthings you didn't want them to spend it
on. But by proxy, youand everyone else in America broke that law.
Because that's seventeen million dollars was taxpayerdollars. Was taxpayer dollars. How

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come people don't understand that when theysay government funded? How come the vast
majority of the United States of America'scitizens don't understand that that's your money.
I think it starts with this liethat the government could print out money with
no consequences. And so if yousee that, you think like, oh,
yeah, well then they just hadthe money. No, if they

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print out money with no backing value, right, it used to be all
the dollars were backed by gold inthe Federal Reserve at the Treasury, and
that's just not true anymore. There'snot enough gold at the Treasury to account
for all the money we've printed out. Forty percent of the money currently in
circulation was printed out between now andtwenty twenty. Sixty percent of it was
printed out between now and twenty nineteen. I'm that crazy. So technical monopoly

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money. Technically the inflation is alittle bit Trump's fault, but it's mostly
Biden's fault. And yeah, it'smonopoly money to them. But unfortunately here
in the real world, think aboutthe insanity of this. If you have
a bunch of cash sitting in asavings account and it's just been sitting there
for ten years and it's accumulated alittle bit of inns, it's worth less

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now than it was then. Notcrazy, it's crazy even if it's gone
up. I feel like we leftthis other country that we used to belong
to, and we came over tothis country, which wasn't a country to
get away from. Does this seemlike we're in a vicious cycle and we're
still being ruled by the crown?It does absolutely What lessons did we not

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learn Here's what else blows my mindon that topic. We reject the monarchy
because in the monarchy you're king forlife. So here in America we say,
well, no, you're not presidentfor life. But actually we still
refer to somebody as general president,senator even after they retire. With one
exception, Trump, mister Trump.They won't say president. They won't call
him President Trump. They call himmister Trump. Isn't that amazing? The

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one guy crazy Hey, like itor not, he was president? Sorry,
everybody, kiss my am. KamalaHarris deserves to be vice president like
Elvis deserved his black building. Karate. What a hunka hunk of burning crab.
This is Kinnie Webster's pursuit of happiness. According to a recent poll,

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seventy five percent of people think womenshould be allowed to go topless at water
parks. Just gotta throw this outthere. If you're one of the women
who voted yes, called the showright now eight six six, I love
w J. Hey, look whojust walked in Crystal's here? Hi,
everybody, it's Crystal from Wheelchairs forWarriors. Crystal. In the same pole,

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ninety eight percent said overweight men shouldnot be allowed to go topless?
To go topless at at a waterpark? What are they gonna wear?
You know, a T shirt?What do you really have You never met
a Mexican guy before? Do youreally not? Are you really not aware?
I was like, I don't I'mgonna wear a bikini top? What's
the man gonna wear? Hispanic guysalways wear a shirt at the water park?

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Why is that? I'm not sure. I don't know either, But
you've seen it. You go tothe water park, what do you see,
especially in Tech Kenny. When isthe last time you went to a
water park. I mean, it'sbeen a while, but I've been to
water parks. Yeah, I can'timagine it's changed much in the last decade.
But for all the eighties, thenineties, the two thousands, and
the twenty tens, if you wentto a water park, chubby, Hispanic

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guy in a shirt, right,why would it be any different. I
haven't been there in the last fewyears, so what I bet since the
pandemic that hasn't changed. And youdon't think they've had a revolution? Do
you think the pandemic has affected Imean, I wouldn't know. You didn't
have to wear a mask at thewater park, did you, and like,
if you're in someone else's pee,why are you wearing why are you

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wearing a COVID mask? You're ina pool. I mean, I'm thinking
more than half of the water inthere came from a human, a kid,
right, it's kid's peak or anadult maybe, I don't know,
and repeat, Now you're gonna sipwater while I have this. You are
a bold woman, Crystal from Wheelchairsfor Warriors. I like, I was
a little shocked by the opening topicof discussion and wasn't prepared. Crystal,

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You've been to Iraq, and there'vebeen at this point during my lifetime.
I think the course made it better. Probably I've been to in my lifetime,
and I think here was as well. Three wars in Iraq. There
was Desert Storm, the Gulf War, and then there was the thing with
ISIS and people preparation, Iraqi freedom, yeah, and everybody freedom Iraq is

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okay now, And it turns outthat's not two. It's pretty bad there.
As a matter of fact, theyclaim they're on the brink of another
big war. The UN is votingto end the Iraq Political Mission established after
two thousand and three. It wasa US led mission and it toppled Saddam
Hussein. That ended two days ago. The UN decided to finally end the

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Iraqi War from two thousand and three, and since then two more wars have
broken out there. And I justwonder, is there anything that moves slower
than the UN? Wow, nowyou're on something. No, you're onto
something that might be The VA isterrible. It's the whole reason why you
started wheelchairs for warriors. How manyof your wheelchair recipients are Iraqi war veterans?

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Oh, almost all of them.Vietnam or Iraq, not Afghanistan or
Afghanistan. It's the same. What'smore, the same thing might be a
different country, but it's about it'sthe same same. You know, it's
not the same. You've actually beenthere, you have allD there. It's
to some guy, you know,some liberal from Katie or whatever, it's
like, oh, yeah, Afghanistan. Isn't that a town in Iraq?

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But you know better Afghanistan if youcan be more back well, actually Iraq
wasn't backwards. Actually Iraq was.There were parts of Iraq that were very
beautiful. But Afghanistan. You've tolda story many times on the air because
and it's not your fault. Imake you tell the story of how you
were on a military base in Iraqand you left for a while just to

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like run an errand, and whileyou were gone, there was the equivalent
of a fautois declared on American blondewomen, which which is exactly what you
are. Yes, but they didnot behead you. No, they didn't
capture me, so they couldn't behead meeting, and they would have regretted
it if they did. They mayhave. I had always said that if
I did get captured, I wasgonna scream I love George Bush, so

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it would be over fast. Justto get it over, just to get
it over with. Just tell themyour Bush's wife. I'm Barbara, I'm
Laura or Laura. All right,what's the latest, Like, let's all
right, this is fun and everything, but you actually have some bad news
to share. Oh are you are? I have makeup on I have meetings
after this. Don't make me tellit. We're going to going to make

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me cry. We're going to meetwith Billy Martin from Parfab USA after this.
Grimes County Republicans are doing a bigthing and they want wheelchairs for Warriors
to be a part of it.Every time somebody registers for their Patriots Parade,
I think we haven't discussed it yet, so I probably shouldn't hash out
the details on the radio. Butevery time somebody registers for the parade,

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there's going to be an option wherethey could give a few bucks to Wheelchairs
for Warriors. And I only bringthat up not because I think anybody in
Harris County is going to drive outto Grimes County to go to a Patriots
parade. That's pretty far from here. It's like a ninety minute drive.
But I just drove ninety minutes toget here. That's well, yeah,
but that's just during rush hour fromdowntown to uptown in Houston. No,
my only point of bringing this upis anybody you're organizing an event, whether

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it's for Scouts or their local Fourthof July parade or whatever it may be,
they can attach Wheelchairs for Warriors toit, and it's for said.
This is such a good cause.This is so important to me that people
get out and support you guys.And one of the good things is that
Wheelchairs for Warriors is in good standingwith charity Navigator Guide Star all of the
things right, So it's a goodnonprofit to attach your name to. Yeah,

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I think so too. And alsowhen you die and you're standing in
purgatory in front of Saint Peter andhe goes to read that list to see
what you've done, probably this isa thing that'll keep you from going to
hell if you were pretty bad,especially if you remember us in your will.
Yeah, I mean there's also that, Well, there's that. Yeah,
I give a few bucks there,and it's a five oh one C

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three charity. So you have topay taxes anyway, you might as well
give a few bucks to Wheelchairs forWarriors. Those taxes I get. I
was so frustrated this week. Onthe twenty ninth of May, Lee Tealavera
passed away, and he was oneof our recipients, and he is one
of the nicest humans we have servedin our eight years doing this, and

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he it was just a slow,painful, drawn out or a deal.
And I tell Lee's story almost everysingle time I'm afforded the opportunity to speak
about Wheelchairs for Warriors in public.When we showed up, first of all,
Heidi Hansing, my co conspirator,she met Lee first, and she
went to a veteran's event and Lee'swife, tiny little Rebecca, was pulling

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Lee kind of backwards in his wheelchairthrough some mud, thin little tires.
Not not the right wheelchair at all, very heavy wheelchair. Plus you add
a grown man and she was struggling. And how he does CrossFit. I
don't know if you've met Heidi,but she's very strong and tough. Three
people that will remind you all thetime of what they do vegans, people

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that lift, and people that doCrossFit. And I'm in the second category.
You know, did you know Ileft? Yeah? I know,
you get what I do. Itake heavy things and I lift them yally.
I'll tell you more about it later. Is it the blonde hair that
made you explain that, No,it's the fact that I left. Oh
wow, there has almost nothing todo with you and everything to do with
people who lift. It's okay,we want you to know about it.

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You know, we don't wear gloves. We use chalk. Gloves is for
pussy's crystal. We put the chalkon our hands, put on you.
Yeah, chalk's manly. Pilot's alsotell you pretty quick what they do.
Pilots love to tell you the therapsthirty seconds in. Silberry had Michael Barry
had a theory thirty seconds in,and he was right under thirty and under.
They'll always tell you there are pilot. I'll let you know, all
right. So anyway, so anyway, so Lee, so so Heidie asked

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Rebecca and Lee to please apply fora wheelchair through Wheelchairs for Warriors, that
we would give him a much bettersolution than he had. So he did,
and we did. And when Pauland I, our rehab seating specials,
showed up to Lee and Rebecca's home, he was sitting in a horrible
wheelchair that the seat was half aninch thick, and it was so slack

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that he was actually sitting on theframe of his wheelchair. And he had
a spinal cord injury and he's sittingon the frame of his wheelchair. His
wife had put bath towels on theseat so that he could sit on the
bath towels, so that at leasthe had some semblance of comfort. And
you didn't think three and avages wasenough. My ex tells me that's plenty,

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you didn't think, So sorry tomake this inappropriate. That's not I
have I should not have done thatyou were telling a story. Go on.
I understand when I say yes,this is radio, we're the worst
people. I understand when I sayyes to come on the air with you,
that this is this is going tobe my reality. But we're going
to try to help people. Weare. If you don't put up with

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me for an hour, maybe we'llraise some money for charity on this little
radio show. Somebody's bound to feelsorry for me. It's hard to believe.
But we've done some good, haven'twe done a lot? Yeah?
We have. Yeah, that's beenfantastic. We've been a good relationship.
We've helped a few people. Wewe love you guys. Y'all are good
people. One of the things thatI noticed is when people in a podcast,
a radio show, news anchors,whatever, partner with a charity,

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more often than not, one ofthe two groups, whether it's the charity
or the media, people turn outto be scumbacks. And in our rare
example, I don't I don't thinkwe are and I don't think you.
I know you guys, aren't.You guys are good people. We've you
guys have been audited before. We'veseen the vast majority of the money people
donate to you either goes to awheelchair or something that needed was required in

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order to get wheelchairs, right,And I think that's important. That is
important because there's a lot of scumbagsout there that claim to run a charity,
they don't actually do anything. Youknow, of all the things,
Biden's big effort was cancer, remember, because his son supposedly died of cancer,
and so they raised all this moneyfor cancer, and then the result
was that none of the money hadgone to cancer. It all just went

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towards paying people's salaries to talk aboutcancer. And I don't think you need
to pay anybody to talk about cancer? Did you not? Are you aware
that cancer is a problem I've heard, I've heard once, or I've heard
one or two things. Hang ona minute. You guys have news,
You have a story you want totell another one. Was that the end
of that story that I interrupted toomany times? Or no, I think

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that's the end of the story,okay, because you had another story you
wanted to tell. And you guyshave a song you just put out.
I'm the worst Kenny. He's addis far worse than mine, and I
have add I really do, butyours is off the charts. What the
difference between a politician and a snail? A snail leaves its line behind.

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You're listening to Kenny Webster. Aman in India just set a record by
typing the alphabet with his nose inless than twenty five seconds. The record
was world's most disappointed parents. Igotta think anytime an Indian person is doing
something with spelling, if it doesn'tinvolve winning a spelling bee, mom and

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dad are gonna be pissed. Whyare the Indians better at spelling than we
are? It's our language? Well, it's not mine. I didn't contribute
to it or anything like that.But you did, right, I contribute
all the time. You helped createthisguage. You ever noticed this crystal crystopher
wheelchairs for warriors this year? Whyis it that Americans speak English better than
the British do? Isn't? Aren'tthey the ones that came up? I

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don't think we do? Oh percent? Are you sure Americans annunciates? Do
you know how British people talk?British people talk like this? Listen,
Oh what talk talk talk? Yeah? What the hell? British guy?
Oh soon? What is he saying? It's unbelievable. British people make me

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sick. And the only people worsethan the British Charles, Yes, exactly,
exactly. Oh, you still havea monarchy after you think that this
family of people who burst into flameswhen they walk into the sun are like
genetically superior than everyone else and theywere appointed by God, that's what you
think. You think God appointed thisguy. Do you remember when Prince Charles,

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when King Charles was Prince Charles,and someone tapped his phones in the
British tabloids and they would do andhis fantasy was that his mistress at the
time, Camilla, would be atampon, or that he was the tampon.
Yeah, he wanted to be thetampon. That's disgusted, that's absolutely
sid gross and these and you lookup to them and they didn't get out
into the real world enough. Andwho's dumber than that? Megan Merkele.

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Megan Merkele married a member of theroyal family and then she said, you
know what, I'm beginning to thinkhis whole family is racist. Yeah,
obviously it's the British Royal family.They invented racism. Of course they're racist,
that's they were the ones that cameup with colonialism. You think they're
not racist. They went to likeAfrica and like the Pacific Islands and they
conquered everything because they thought they werebetter than these people. Her IQ fits

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in with Theirs, it does.I mean, they're all they all deserve
each other. And then what charitiesdo they support? Not wheelchairs for warriors?
They don't. They should, Wellif they did, I'd stop making
fun of them on the radio.Well, somebody needs to get a hold
of them. And then the onlypeople worse than the British are the Irish
because you let them conquer you.How do you let these people conquer you?

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They suck so much. And whatdo you guys do? Drink tea
and watch soccer all day? That'swhat you do for fun. That's how
come their English vocabulary isn't it expanded? Is because they don't do enough things
right get out into the universe.Clearly America is better. Yeah, but
unfortunately the America government sucks, andthat's why there's so many problems with the

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VA Hospital SEGG. Indeed, youguys have an issue right now with one
of your recipients is having some problems. All of our recipients are having problems,
having problems. You had one youmentioned when you were walking in here
earlier. No, that was Lee. Oh you told the story, okay,
I told the story poorly. Well, I will tell you this though.

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I would like to expound on Lee'sstory. Lee. When we met
Lee, he had both of hislegs, okay, and then because of
poor care, he lost a leg, and then because of poor care,
he lost another leg. And thenwhile he was in the hospital, having
just had his second leg amputated belowthe knee, they dropped him. They
dropped him, they dropped him,and then figura, no, no,

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they dropped him. They literally droppedThey dropped him. And then I have
a dropper we talking wasn't there,but you know, from trying to get
him into the bed to the prettypretty serious yeah, and then he got
you know, more more of aninjury, lesions, things, infections,

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all kinds of things were happening.And then they had to amputate that leg
above the knee, so I hadthree amputations, then he had. The
story is horrific. And anyway,at fifty three years old, he died,
Wow, fifty three. He diedon May twenty ninth, fifty three,
and for most of his adult lifehe hasn't had much pleasure. Boy,

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it's been it's just sad. Andthe thing that I did was service
country. Yeah, and the thingthat I always say is no man left
behind. Well, okay, sowe're going to drag their broken, ripped
up, torn bodies and minds fromthe battlefield to the home field, and
then we're going to do it andthen leave them behind and then neglect them
and then neglect them. Well,that's it. People sometimes will ask me,

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will chairs for warriors? What's thepoint of that? Doesn't the government
give them wheelchairs? You'd think,you'd think so. Sometimes the wheelchair that
they get is a rinky dinky,crappy wheelchair. Sometimes they don't get a
wheelchair. And sometimes they get thevery best that the VA has to offer,
or that that technology has to offer. But it's not always, and

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it should always be always with theseveterans. They wrote a blank check for
us. Freedom isn't free. Andif it weren't for them, I mean,
who knows, maybe the Irish wouldhave the British would have taken us
back over. Yeah. Right,absolutely, we have the greatest well,
we used to have the greatest warfighters in the world. We've done them

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down a little bit now, Ithink, yeah, exactly. I'm glad
that we have our military. Ithink it's important to have our independence.
I think it's important to give agiant middle finger to King George or King
Charles or whoever's in charge over therenow, because you know, if it
wasn't for the fact that we defeatedthem, we'd be speaking their language today.
And they're frummy food. Think aboutthat, having biscuits and tea instead

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of coffee and pasta. But theirversion of a biscuit isn't our version of
a biscuit. Our biscuits are waybetter. Southern biscuits are good. Their
biscuits just like condermilk biscuits. Whenthey say biscuit, they mean a dry,
bland cookie that doesn't have chocolate oranything, nothing drizzled over it.
It's a biscoatti without the flavor.Piscotti is such a disappointment. Yeah,

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there are some cookies that are sodry and bland they require coffee to drink,
or tea or tea. All right, So if people want to help
wheelchairs for warriors, but they don'thave thousands of dollars. What can they
do? They can share the mission. They can volunteer an event. We
don't have very many events here inthe Houston area, but they can volunteer
and they can share the mission.Share, share, share, and donate

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a dollar. If you donate adollar, it's a dollar more than we
had yesterday. Everybody dollar accounts.A dollar is just yeah, a dollar
is a dollar. It doesn't meanmuch to someone out there. But if
Wheelchairs for Warriors got a lot ofdollars today, you guys could go out
and buy a new wheelchair for someone. We have people donating five and ten
dollars monthly, and when I seethose donations come in, it's just makes

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my heart skip it beat. What'sthe longest someone ever had to sit on
the waiting list? Oh hmm,that's a very good question. I would
say not. We don't really havea long Once once they apply, we
get them vetted. So once they'revetted, they're on our list, and
then it's depending on I think duringCOVID about six months because we had to

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wait on manufacturing. Really that wasthe thing was manufacturing. So you had
the funds. Yeah, but youdon't always have the funds no, we
don't always have the funds. Well. Look, sometimes it's you know,
grace that it takes six months toget a manufacturer because it gives us enough
time to raise money. We're alwaysraising money. Kenny, and you guys
made a song? Why did youguys make a song? I've always wanted

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an anthem for wheelchairs for warriors.I've always wanted an anthem song. And
Rolling Strong is on all of ourT shirts. It's our hashtag that we
use a lot, Rolling Strong.And I always wanted to write an anthem,
and so I am conned somebody intofinally saying yes to me. There's
somebody Sandy June, and she's theblonde of the pretty blonde lady on the

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cover? She is? Is thatwho that is? And she's a Texas
country singer yeap, singer songwriter.I wrote the song and we're going to
be in Nashville. She's going tobe a whiskey bent in Nashville a Friday,
singing the song in Nashville for theCountry Music Festival. I love that.
That is so cool? All right? So the song was the lyrics

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were written by you or what wasyour involvement in it? YEP? She
and I both wrote the lyrics thatis so cool, and then she produced
it with Edward Bradley, Drew Hall, a bunch of other people. Author
Crystal Laura Moray. That's you.Yes, that's me, Lara Moray.
Should we listen to a bit ofit as we're going, As we're wrapping
up the show this afternoon, weshould remind everybody that they can download the
song on iTunes and Spotify and Amazon, anywhere you stream your music. I

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wish you would. The song iscalled Rolling Strong by Sandy June. That's
s A. N. D eE. June. She spells her name
wrong and if you want to hermother did that. It's her mom's fault.
No, she's a beautiful woman anda great musician. And anyway,
wheelchairsfo warriors dot org go online today, make a donation. It's tax deductible.
Take that money away from Joe.Have a good afternoon, folks.

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America Hazard Problems, Vote America HazardDreams. She's the land of many freedoms,
She's the land of anything. RollStrong, where the sun sets,

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roll straw with the red wine bluewheel by wheel will roll slowly while our
warriors. Spider Freedom isn't free.They wrote blank checks for you and me.

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A boys turned into men defending thiscountry. We live in Roll Strong,
where the sun said roll a stronghome with a red wine blue will

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BOI will will rot along slowly whileno warrior spike for you. You are
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you listen to the show