September 4, 2025 • 38 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton and Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Giganic government sucks. The Suit of Happiness radio is do
us Liberty and freedom will make you smile. A suit
of Happiness ls on your radio toile just as cheeseburgers
a liberty fries at the food.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, this is awkward. I apologize if you have kids
in the car. I'm about to say the O word.
You know the word, I'm gonna say it. Doctors in
China cannot figure out why a woman a patient of theirs,
keeps having orgasms, and they also can't figure out why
she's seeking medical help to stop them.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Nobody seems to be able to figure out Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Everybody off the show today speaking of O jokes, Jesse
Payton's going to be here, stand up comedian du jour.
We're gonna answer ask a question and I thought I
knew the answer to this. Do you remember Pete Booty Jake.
He used to be the mayor of a small town
in Indiana before elevating himself to being transportation secretary. There's
a rumor that he's lying about being gay. He's not
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really a gay guy. We're going to talk about that
coming up. Stick around. Oh and if you missed it,
an encore performance of Governor Jeff Landry's interview this morning
on The Walton and Johnson Show. So stick around for that.
We'll get to that as well, and so much more.
Oh and I'm going to answer a question today that
I'm also going to be answering in an upcoming op
ed I wrote for The Houston Chronicle. The question is this,
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and I think it's a good question. What happened to
the marijuana bill? Remember they were trying to outlaw marijuana
and now they're not.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think I know what happened. I did a deep dive.
I think I answered the question. I'm going to answer
the question today on the show. I'll have an article
coming out in your maybe your least favorite newspaper. I
think the Chronicle is getting better now that's my two cents. Obviously,
I think that they're letting me write for them, so
for the time being, I will be I will defend
the Houston Chronicle as being a news outlet that lets
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conservatives and libertarians have a voice. With that in mind,
Bright part today not exactly the Houston Chronicle. He's reporting
on the American Eagle, Sydney Sweeney Great gens Ad campaign.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It just boosted their stock price by more than twenty
five percent in the second fiscal quarter of the year.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's a pretty big increase. Guys, listen to this report.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Jay Schottenstein, the CEO of American Eagles, said, the iconic
fall denim campaign with Sidney Sweeney affirms we are in
We are the American Gens brand. You said, we saw
record breaking new customer acquisition and brand awareness, cutting across age,
demographics and genders. People liked the Sydney Sweeney TV ad.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And now I'm not here to tell you to buy
American Eagle chains, and I definitely won't say that they're
the most comfortable chins I've.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ever worn, or that they make your butt look amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
How I about I need to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
But if you said that you want to buy the Gens,
I'm not gonna stop you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But as we're clear, this is not me telling you
it's my American egle Jens.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Sydney Sweeny has big keenes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You see what I did there, right, I don't get
what she did, but she's really pretty. She's a really
pretty blonde girl with big jugs, and so people like her.
And anyway, apparently there's also a Travis Kelcey ad the
future mister Taylor Swift. According to the report here the
CEO of American Eagle. Did you even know he was
in an ad? Nobody knew that but I cannot. But
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now that you know, and apparently it helped gosh. I
can't imagine why these ads would move product, even though
sex has been moving products since mankind began. Now a
hot blonde girl with big jugs is apparently selling blue
jeans ads.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Shocking. Who would have thought.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining
traits like her color, personality, and even eye color. My
jeans are blue.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's all the ad is. It's so simple, right. Once
upon a time, way back in the day, Guest Jeans
had a famous commercial boxing back in nineteen ninety two.
Do you'll remember this guest Jens guy's jogging down the street.
He's wearing the Guest jeans. He's boxing. He looks fuff,
he's lifting weights, he's doing bench presses. I don't know
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who the guy is, some actor, and then he meets
Ann and Nicole Smith. If I'm not mistaken, it apparently
this sexy blonde with big jugs, really and some dude
who looks all muscly and works out in a boxing
gym really helps SELLO out of jeans for guest jeans
back in the early nineties. It's almost like we've seen
all of this before. Nineteen eighties jeans ad that also
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plays with the Jens Jens thing, and then of course
there was the Brookshields ad for Calvin Kleins once upon
a time.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The secret of life lies hidden in the genetic coat.
Jeens a fundamental in detoning the characteristics of an individual
and passing on these coat to stick to succeeding generations. Occasionally,
certain conditions produce a structural change in the gene which
will bring about the process of evolution. This may occur
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in one or more of the following ways. Firstly by
selective mating, in which a single gene type prof superior
in transmitting its genes to future generations. Secondly by gene drift,
in which certain genes may fade away while other genes persist,
and finally by natural selection, which filters out those genes
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better equipped than others to endure in the environment. This
may result in the origin of an entirely new species,
which brings us to Calvins and the survival of the fittest.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wow, Calvin kleinb genes.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it's really something there. I wonder what happened to
that voice guy. I bet he smoked a lot of cigarettes.
Once upon a time, Levi's had a Brad Pit TV commercial.
Brad Pitt was a young guy, a bleeding guy, Brad Pitt.
He was like a criminal in jail. They had him
dressed up like an inmate, and they finally let him
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out of jail, and they gave him a box and
the box had his belongings in it, and his jeans
were missing. He couldn't find his jeans, they weren't there,
and he was really mad. And then his ride comes
and picks him up. It's an attractive woman and she's
got his genes, so she tosses him the jeans. He
puts the jeens on, and the prison guard looks pissed off.
That's how the ad went, And this was the music
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playing in the background.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't know if Brad Pitt's a liberal or a conservative.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I would imagine, I mean, I would imagine he was
a liberal back then. I probably don't agree with Brad
Pitt's politics, but I will admit that's a cool commercial,
right all American boy getting out of jail gets picked
up by a hot chick. What American Eagle did was
not genius, is my point. Using a young, beautiful woman
who uses sensuality to sell a proper is not genius.
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What it is, though, is sane. It's very sane. What
American Eagle did was help America returned to sanity. One
can only wonder how future generations will look back on
America's uptight, fascist, woke era when major publications went bankrupt
trying to alter human nature by presenting a fat woman
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or a transsexual as somehow being sexy. They were neither
of those things. A dude in a dress with a
beard isn't hot, A morbidly obese person isn't sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
American Eagle also deserves credit for courage, because in this
prudish day and age, it had to have known the
woke taliban in the corporate media would lose whatever's left
of their minds when they saw their new ads. American
Eagle deserves credit for being in touch with normal people
instead of allowing itself to be fooled into believing the
woke Taliban represents a majority opinion, things like oh, I
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don't know, Cracker Barrel, bud.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Light, Star Wars, Indiana Jones.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Remember what they did to the Jaguar commercials, not to
mention they ruined Marvel. So let's give twenty seven year
old Sidney Sweeney a little bit of credit here, not
only for agreeing to participate in a campaign she had
to have known would result in the regime media calling
her hitler, but look at how she handled the aftermath
of backlash. The backlash excuse me, it's easy for you
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to say, she's been wise enough to say, and I
love this. Nothing, No muling apologies as we have come
to expect from the moral cowards who make up our
celebrity class, No statements of any kind. It's very wise
for this young lady, and she probably has very wise
people around her. This success will fuel copycats, which means
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even more sanity. No one other than fetishists want to
look at Lizo naked. She's gross. People want to look
at Sidney Sweeney. Men want to look at Sidney Sweeney.
Women want to look at Sidney Sweeney. It's not rocket science.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Shure, it's what it is of star cousin right here.
I'm for It's how I work to host the show
with a couple of knuckles.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Can Western Giteau scared me. I was wondering what we
were listening to you there, It's like nature's sound effects.
And then all of a sudden, shot a kicked in?
Is that how you pronounced that? Is it shot a
or Saddie? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's before my time.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's a great black Hollywood celebrity or Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What is she? Where is she from? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I do know that Denzel Washington claims he no longer
watches movies just like me. Unless it's not because he
can no longer afford Netflix, then it's not just like me. Hi, everybody,
welcome back from break Coming up in a little bit,
Jesse Payton is going to be stopping by. Apparently Pete
Booty Jig is pretending to be gay. This is a
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new revelation from Tucker Carlson. Some people believe it, some
people don't. We're going to talk about it. Stick around.
Who would pretend to be gay? A Democrat? A liberal?
I guess I don't know. It's good for his career.
I'm not gay, but bucks is twenty bucks? Is that
how the saying goes. I guess in Pete Booty Jig's case,
it's I'm not gay, but the presidency is the presidency
because he didn't get to be president, did he?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I guess. On the other end, what was he mayor
of South Bend? Do you even know where that is?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was mayor of a small town in Indiana, and
then you know, one thing led to another and he
was suddenly secretary of the Department of Transportation. How do
you go from being the mayor of a small town
to a very important, critical part of the president's cabinet.
I mean, okay, not like the average president, not a
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real president, not a president anybody cares about, but still
a lot of power there. I guess maybe pretending to
be gay did pay off for him. That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Huh. You know what paid off for Texas?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Ten point three billion dollars getting pumped into the economy. Yeah,
it looks like the latest attempt to ban low grade
THHC products in the state of Texas has gone the
way of a poorly rolled joint up in smoke and
good riddance. The current legislative special session, which is likely
wrapping up this week, saw Senate Bill six stall out
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in the Texas House like a pickup truck stuck in
the mud. Why do you think that was? Probably because
trying to outlaw ten billion dollar industry that most Texans
want to keep is kind of like trying to herd
cats in a hailstorm. So let's unpack why this band
got buked and why legal weed is despite what neocon
dinosaur Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick wants you to believe a
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fervent mega policy. First off, the hemp industry in Texas
is a cash cow. Like I said, ten point three
billion dollars in the economy, fifty thousand people of a job.
It's not just those little THHC shops you see in
strip malls either. There's more too than that, the sprawling
farms all across the state. Shutting that down would be
like filling your own barn with tannerite to get it
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rid of a few rats. Would make no sense. By
the way, a twenty twenty five pole showed seventy nine
percent of Texans, including fifty five percent of Republicans, think
our cannabis laws should stay as is or even loose
en up. That's more than half. It's way more than half.
When even your red meat red state voters are saying,
hold your horses. You don't go full prohibition without a
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bar fight. Every geriatric so called late twentieth century holdover
Republican elected official who opposed legal weed markets themselves as
a die hard MAGA supporter. But let's get real, low
grade THHC legal since Trump signed the twenty eighteen Farm Bill,
is as maga as deportations in blue power suits, and
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for good reason. Legal weed ain't just forgetting a buzz
softer than the West Texas breeze. Do you like these analogies?
I wrote them before I got on the air.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Thank you. It's true.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Legal weed is a lifeline for people dealing with chronic pain,
people with anxiety, people with depression, people with nausea. Military
veterans God bless them, swear by it for treating their PTSD.
There was a story a while back in the Texas
Tribune about a guy named David Walden. He's the Texas
VFW WECE commander, and he said the THCHC gummies saved
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him from opioid hell imagine telling a combat that he
can't have his medicine because some politicians stuck in the
nineteen thirties reefer madness fever dream that says Unamerican as
banning barbecue sauce. By the way, speaking to Dan Patrick,
Dan Patrick, is this very peculiar talking point about how
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THHC causes psychotic episodes and it makes people want to
jump in front of trains. It's left a lot of
people scratching their heads. I met a lot of Americans
who tried marijuana. I've never met anyone who developed schizophrenia
from consuming pot. So I got to ask, where exactly
are these psychotic marijuana users he keeps telling us about.
There must be some of them somewhere. When Lieutenant Dan
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waved the THCHC laced lollipops around during a televised press
conference earlier this year, you all saw it. It was
no surprise the publicity stunt was widely mocked on social media.
There's little to no evidence suggesting marijuana use, much less
low grade THCHC marijuana use causes widespread psychosis. Patrick's claims
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are flimsier than a paper hat and a hurricane. Here's
the deal, legal weed is MAGA approved. Trump's farm Bell
made hemp with point three THHC legal everywhere. It opened
the door for Delta and Delta nine products. The man
himself is pushed for legalization, and the FEDS are rumored
to reclassify marijuana as less dangerous any day now. So
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industry folks, they're jawing about in DC this week. From
the rumors I'm hearing, it's pretty clear the tides are turning.
Elderly Republicans. Trying to ban low grade THHC right now
would be like telling Trump his wall is a bad idea.
Good luck with that. Even the founding fathers were hemp fans,
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson. They grew hemp on their plantation,
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They used it for rope and paper, and maybe they
even relaxed a little after a long day of fighting
the revolution. Okay, maybe that last example isn't true, but
you get the idea. If those patriots thought hemp was fine,
who's Dan Patrick to say otherwise? A THHC ban ain't conservative.
Dan's attempt to ban a commonly grown plant is class
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big government overreach, stomping on personal freedom and small businesses.
True conservatives trust folks to make their own choices. We
don't need Austin bueraccount crats to play nanny for us.
And let's not forget banning legal THC would be like
handing a fat stack of cash to cartels and criminals.
A regulated hemp market keeps money in Texas. It keeps
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money from being funneled into shady dealers and border smugglers
who love nothing more than a black market comeback. Remember
who is selling drugs pot? But back before the local
small business owner was it was gangbangers, cartel thugs. The
new right is all about law and order. The old
right not so much. The new right knows that legal
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weed starves the bad guys while keeping our streets safer
than a church picnic. It's common sense cut the cartels
off at the knees and let honest Texans keep their gummies.
So this week, as this special session wraps up, if
you're wondering what the hell happened with the marijuana band?
Where did it go? Was all anybody could talk about.
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Texans dodged a bullet by letting that band fizzle out.
The THC ban in Texas has gone up in smoke.
Legal HEMP supports jobs and helps disabled veterans, and it
respects the will of the people.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That's you. You're the people.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Legal weed is as Texan as boots and brisket, and
it's high time we embrace that. Get it high time.
So let's keep the lone Star state free and prosperous. Look,
Governor Habit's done a lot of things I didn't agree
with over the years. I don't like how he handled
the pandemic. I think he spends money like a liberal Democrat.
Sometimes I constantly find myself asking the question, where is
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the property tax relief? But there's one thing, one very
specific issue that most Republicans, most Centrists, and most people
on the left seem to agree on. Some plant that
grows naturally out of the earth probably doesn't need to
be regulated by some politician that's never used it for anything.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio, I guess
it's not available in Canada. I don't understand these studies.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I I question the accuracy of this. There's a new
study out and they found that prison guards have the
higher highest rate of life satisfaction. Do you believe that
like guards in a prison or happy people.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean maybe they get to hang out with their
favorite rappers all day. Who knows. I don't know. I
do know this. Apparently Pete Booty Jig is not really gay.
I know, right, could you that's shocking? Have you seen
he looks gay? He wears a bike helmet. Okay, let's
be objective for a minute. He pretends to ride a
bike to work. Do you remember that he was the
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transportation secretary and he claimed every day he would ride
his bicycle to work. And then a journalist caught him
taking his bike out of the back of a van
and walking it through the parking lot of the Department
of Transportation.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Like, all right, you're busted, dude. So maybe he's not
really gay. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I wouldn't have thought so, but Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson
is opining that that's the case.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't know. Pe put the fake gay guy. I
have a friend who thinks he's a fake game Mike.
Gay producers always say he's not gay. He was with
a girl like twenty minutes ago. He wants to be
the Democratic nominee. It's like time for a gay guy.
He's playing the long game. Well, it's suffering for your art.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's suffering for your art. That is hilarious, all right.
I don't know much about pretending to be gay. I
don't know that I ever had before. I once pretended
to like soccer for an hour while I was at
a game with some friends.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Is that the same thing? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hear his opinion. Weighing in on this local stand up
comedian and pretend gay enthusiast Jesse Peyton, I don't know
how to introduce you for this segment.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Dude, that's perfect right there.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I accidentally bought a Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboy Jersey, so
I think I pretended to be gay for a time
as well.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
That would explain a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay, that does That will play well with our listeners
in the Dallas Forward area, Jesse, have you ever met
a person before that was pretending to be gay?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean, as there was a time when gay guys
would pretend to be straight in Hollywood, and we all
know that was must have been a long time ago.
You could be gay in entertainment, but pretending to be
gay to get into politics is pete booty jig just
ahead of his time or as he as he miscalculated
what Americans really wanted.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's what manufactured depression is that they have to find
some kind of marginal marginalization to be accepted.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Now everybody, we reward victim culture.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
And you know, I don't know, but if you take
you know, if you take a man, Yeah, and you
I think you're you're a victim, at least in my experience.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, okay, so you in your experience, Jesse, what was
your experience?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Well, I did do time in the Harris County jail, Kenny, So,
but I prefer not to talk about that for PTSD purposes.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Ah, yes, okay, well you know. On that note, PTSD
military veterans. We have an event coming up. For those
that don't know, we just posted the links.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It is all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
We have a stand up comedy show happening on October
fifth at Bad Astronaut Brewing Company. This is Operation Comedy
Therapy twenty twenty five. You're coming back. Chad Prather's going
to be there, Kenny Webster, Steve Johnson, maybe a guest
or two, depending on whether or not Jesse Payton wants
to ask one of his stand up comedy buddies to
come out and perform for free.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Who knows, but you're You're.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Also playing tonight at the Houston Improv with Nathaniel Amador.
He's been at Operation Comedy Therapy before.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
That's right, and the thing has been a key component
in Operation Comedy Therapy doing wheelchairs for warriors, and two
times he's gone with me inside Camp Hope to perform
for the veterans. The student has done so many altruistic
things for you know, for ex military members, and now
he's headlining for the very first time ever at the
Houston Improv tonight and I'll be hosting the show. So
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it'll be tremendous show, great lineup and you know, if
you want to support a good people who do good
things for you know, other good people, this will be
a great show to come to.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That will be a great show to go check out.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I am looking at the news today and I noticed
that you often make fun of big fat lesbians and
Donald Trump has just announced that he is giving serious
consideration to revoking Rosie o'donald's citizenship despite her being a natural.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Born US citizen.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
He's actually I don't know if he's being serious or
if he's trolling the media, of course. Allen DeGeneres, she
recently left America now Robin Wright from House of Cards
and what's that movie that she's in Forrest Gump. All
short haired butcher chicks from Hollywood are leaving because of
Donald Trump. Is Donald Trump like the kryptonite to short
haired Hollywood actresses?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I think he's just making America great again, Like, get
him gone?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I love it. Can we just catapult him out of here?
I think that'd be great. That was my idea.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
There's some people that have decided that maybe using a
cannon to get the illegal immigrants out of the country
is a good way to go.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I think that's inhumane.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I feel like a catapult and a big pile of
pillows on the Mexican side of the border that would
be a little more humane, right.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, But what kind of spring loaded catapult are you
gonna have to get Rosie o'donald's fat donkey butt across
the border?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I would imagine you could just coax her over the
border with food. Of course, if she's already in Ireland.
Have you ever had Irish food before? What do they
even eat?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know. They might, they might eat her.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I don't know, dude. Hey, sad news today for the
gay community. Speaking of I guess lesbians wouldn't care. Giorgio
Armani died. I don't even know he was still alive.
It says he's ninety one. The Italian fashion designer passed away.
I gotta think it was probably the COVID vaccine or
who knows, dude, I mean, what trendy or ragua. No,
they haven't explained the death yet, so you know it's
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probably coke or probably you know, gay sex or something.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Well.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I'm not a fashionable dude, kiddy.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
In fact, I was at a show one time wearing
a button up shirt and a guy goes, hey, that's
a nice shirt.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Is that BC beg And I didn't know what he meant,
so I just replied. I was like, no, this is ross.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay, right, I think I've shopped there before. They have
some great deals. I don't you don't do drugs, do you, Jesse?
You're not a drug user, right.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I've never even tried drugs, Skinny. I'm high on life
and hating liberals. That's my two favorite pastimes.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
There's this woman and they call her the Ketamine Queen
of Hollywood. She just pleaded guilty to supplying the drugs
that killed friends actor Matthew Perry. She appeared in a
California court yesterday. Her name's jazz Vine Sanga, and they
say she could do up to six decades in prison
for admitting to a bevy of charges, including one count
of distributing ketamine resulting in death or serious bodily injury.
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I kind of mixed feelings about this because on one hand,
she clearly gave him the drugs that killed him, But
then on the other hand, isn't Elon MUCKs musk like
a known open ketamine user.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
What is the role now on ketamine? Right? It's socially acceptable?
I don't know what the rules are. Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
It's like it's got a dividing line between having medicinal
purposes and then killing people, Like that's pretty Yeah, it's
kind of a fine line, I guess.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I don't know. I'm not very familiar with the drug side.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's a cat tranquilizer and they cook it up and
they snort it, and that doesn't sound like a lot
of fun to me. But I'm told by a lot
of people that it is also do you ever notice
how people who smoke look really cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think I'm gonna take up smoking, Jesse, I am too.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I think it sounds great, Kenny, I would love to
add to my sex appeal. And I didn't know it
was a cat tranquilizer, so I guess it's pretty pop
in the Vietnamese restaurant community, right.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
That would actually explain a lot, That would explain how
they got him. Hey, do you know this comedian Drew Ski?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Do you know who he is? He's a white guy,
he's a black guy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
He got he got dressed up in white face and
he appeared at a NASCAR event.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
They painted his face white.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And obviously if you did the opposite of this, you
would be Justin Trudeau, the former Canadian prime minister. But
what are the rules that did you get offended when
a black guy pretends to be white or when a
white guy pretends to be black.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
There's not a thing anybody can do or string words
together in comedy that can ever make me offended or but.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Hurt about what anybody does. I don't care. Just be funny.
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
But as white trash. You know, he's making fun of
your people.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Jesse, he shouldn't getting I make fun of their people.
My jokes are rated E for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Kenny. Okay, well, that's good to know, Jesse Payne.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
You're gonna be at the improv tonight with Nathaniel Amador
and of course you're hanging out with us for those
that can't make it October fifth, Bad Astronaut Brewing Company.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Those shows always sell out.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
There is a link at the top of every one
of our social media the Walton and Johnson and Kenny
Webster social media accounts, where people can purchase tickets to that.
And you've been doing this for years. We've raised a
ton of money for disabled military veterans American heroes. Obviously,
it feels weird calling them disabled because there's so much
more than that, but of course, certainly that's the reason
we're having the event.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Right Absolutely, I look forward to it, Kenny.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
I do two hundred and fifty shows a year, and
this event is always one of my favorite, and I'm
proud to be performing with one of the guys who's
been a staple in it for the years tonight at
the Improva, Nathaniel Amador. So y'all can't make that one
come out tonight and let's have a good time.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
My brother, quick break coming up next, Governor Jeff Landry
of Louisiana, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's never too early to learn that the government is
a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until
they have sore, chapped nipples. The Pursuit of Happiness Radio
on AM nine p fifty KPRC. This is this too
cliche a bumper music right now?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, not at all, especially since the Saints do go
marching in all Sunday and today is the start of
the official NFL season, so I think is appropriate we've
got the Saints go marching in.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You know, in honor of the Saints season starting back
up again. Wouldn't it be cool if we had one
of the ultimate Saints fans on the show right now
to tell us, you know what he thinks about the
team this season.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And some of the predictions in it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You mean me, No, not you, somebody, somebody that's really
important in the state of Louisiana. Oh, I see somebody who? Actually,
I mean Tommy. No, I like Tommy though he's a
good guy. But Tommy didn't enact historic tax cuts. He
didn't attract fifty billion dollars in new investments. He didn't
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lead major education reforms, moving the nation's report card through
the state eleven spots up in thirteen months. He didn't
champion law enforcement and criminal justice reforms, focusing on accountability
with the forty three two percent dropping violent crime in
New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Who did all that? That'd be this well?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I mean, we call him Jeff, but some people might
know him as Governor Landry.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
And Hi, Jeff, Governor Landry.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Good morning, Good mornings. How were you doing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh, everything's great over here. Man. We're having a good day.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
We are pretty awesome. And we got into work this morning.
We started looking at all the sound bites and stuff
from yesterday, and wouldn't you know it, the President of
the United States of America maybe you've heard of him,
was talking about you.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
He's great. Let me tell you something. The best thing
that happened to America was Donald Trump. I mean, unpassionately,
he is just doing an unbelievable job. I appreciate the
President's big shout out, and it kind of came in
a great time. I don't know if you also saw
we opened up the Louisiana Lockup, opened up four hundred
bed attention facility where we are going to put the
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worst of the worst criminals, elite criminals, lego aliens in angola.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
There you go. I like it. I love it. That's fantastic.
We have to let a lot of prisoners out to
make room for the new ones.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
No no, no, no no no. We just use an existing
facility that needed some repairs.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Good, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I think it needs a cool name though, like Alligator Alcatraz.
What could we call the facility in Louisiana, Maybe like
Cajun Alcatraz or I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I don't want to be too cliche or something something clever.
You know, they've already got that. What.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Yeah, we call it the Louisiana lock Up.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Love it. That is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You were in a very short period of time, you
were able to lower crime in the city of New
Orleans simply by using this radical idea of bringing in police,
which some people had never seen that done before. In
this case, it was the Louisiana State Troopers and it worked.
And now one of the things that Trump's pointing out
is much like bringing in the National Guard into Washington,
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D C. We could probably make crime even lower in
New Orleans with the National Guard, as well as places
like Chicago, maybe Memphis or Detroit. You've already made great
leaps and bounds in New Orleans. But the question is
is this a welcome idea? What do you think about
that National Guard in the uh, you know, in the
big easy.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Oh, listen, I think that the President is on the something.
I mean, look, well, we brought the National Guard into
Los Angeles.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
That's certainly helped quiet riots and quiet over there. Ever
since he is tired sycatogic. Many people out there seeing
our major cities in this country just have so much
violence in him. I mean, Chicago's like place is a
war zone. And and what the President did in the
shutter at the time, him and A. G. Bondi and
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Secretary Nome and Pete and them did in Washington, D C.
And so exactly what you said this is. I mean,
it does not take four year college degree to believe
that if you put some police around, if you put
some boots on the ground, like, people will behave. It's
not the president, He's spot on. I'm with him. You know,
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just like it is. I mean, it looked. You're right,
what we've done New Orleans is exceptional. Here's the trick, though, kiddy,
we have to maintain that momentum. It can be one
of these things like, oh, we dropped crime and then
we look back and crime and again we want to
come in. We want the presidents there, we want to
keep it there, and we want these cities safe.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Couldn't you call in the National Guard instead of, you know,
waiting for the president to do it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, I think that's what he suggested, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And look, we used one of the things that that
we did.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
We actually used the National Guard after the terrorist attack Jenny,
remember you know that New Year's horrific terrorist attack on
New Year's Day, and we brought in the National Guard
at that I mean president hadn't gotten sworn in yet,
but but we were able to bring in in the
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nat Guard. We brought in federal tesday FBI. I'm not
sure who's the FBI we're using in Louisiana. The recipe
that Donald Trump has created a mixture of national FBI
at f de e A and then locals. And now
here's the thing, though, here's what you've got to remember,
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and you all have a few days with this is
what the police can only put the handcuffs on and
put them in jail for a short period of time.
The judges and the prosecutors got to keep them in jail, amen,
and that that's the second part of this that has
to happen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
All right, all right, Well, speaking of crime in New Orleans,
I'd love to get your take on this, if you're
allowed to give it. I don't know what the case is,
but there's this woman in New Orleans who's suing LaToya Cantrell.
She's upset because the city's attorney is handling Cantrell's case.
Her name's Anna bro and she's filed a motion in
a federal court asking a judge to disqualify the taxpayer
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funded off this from representing LaToya Cantrell and her chief
of staff in a case.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Apparently she released a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Of this woman's private information in a now tossed restraining order.
This has been getting a lot of discussion in New
Orleans because obviously LaToya Cantrell is what the grand jury,
the investigations.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
She's getting a free lawyer.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, right, right, I know I don't think so either,
And I'm just curious. You know, even Ken Paxton when
he was impeached, I had to hire Tony Busby had
to hire his own attorneys. Should they Should the taxpayers
be responsible for defending LaToya Cantrell?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
No, Look, it really is sad. I mean, look, what
she's probably getting is.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
A free trip yoose over here too.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Yeah, I mean, look, it really is. I mean it's
terrible to text me is a foot the view when
we've known that city of had problem for so so long,
and there's been a big problem in many of these cities,
not just you all in Chicago. These political operations I
want to assess to the criminal activity didn't do nothing
to keep their citizens safe, but they save harbor criminals
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and illegal criminal aliens and gigs and when they gay
trouble for the bill, I mean really.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I tend to agree. I mean, it's kind of amazing.
We have this problem in Houston too. Lena Hidalgo, Yeah, boys,
why is it that you know, when we go on vacation,
I don't get twenty thousand dollars from the taxpayers.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I don't see neither does she?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
Right?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Well, she wanted it and she thought for sure she'd
get it, but they said no, all.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Right, let's get down to the big question of the week.
I think everybody wants to know that. I know this
is controversial, and obviously this is gonna upset a few people,
but we needed to get the answer to this question.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh boy, the hard question here they got.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Will the Saints beat the Cardinals on Sunday? What's going
to happen?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
I'm I'm with the saying, you know, getting there, We're
getting there. God to be great to say dig to
say that a wom wouldn't better, I mean on money, issusual,
we're talking about the game.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, they say that this is a rebuilding year for
the Saints. There you guys hying that that they will
say it is I told you yesterday.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
You know, the odds makers, the power books there as
the Saints the worst team in football.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's what they're saying. That's before anybody actually hit the field.
I don't know what they're basing that on now.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
In their defense, it is the best place to tailgate
in the country, Revenue Land.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I mean, it's not even closed.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I grew up in Chicago, where they throw batteries at
the fans of the pros and tins.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
That's rude. It's not quite the same thing, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
So what do you doing this weekend, Governor Landry? You're
gonna be watching the Saints there in the Dome or
you got other plans.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
No, this this week is my big alligator hunt. It's
like we had big ar enforcement night last night with
the sheriffs and chiefs of police at General Bondi and
Christy Nomani. They brought a three point five million dollar
check for the two eighty seven g program year. But
then you know next year, y'all got to come and
broadcast onmore from Alligator. It's going to be the greatest,
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greatest time y'all will ever have. It's your state Thursday Night.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I've heard nothing but good things about that.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Y'all could broadcast while y'all hunt alligators.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I think that's that's probably what we'll work on now.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
In the past, if I'm not mistaken, Charlie Kirk has
attended this thing. Donald Trump Junior a lot of quite
quite the list of who's who in the Mega movement,
and I think that this is one of it's one
of the things that Mega enthusiasts look forward to the most.
It's become an annual tradition, hasn't it.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Oh, it's great. In fact, Don showed up the past
nice taking a year for a little while, and we
had Pam Bondy and then Chris Nome and master this year,
and we've got another of Congress for Yeah, it's listen
in the greatest of it on the boy. I'm telling
you we got to I don't know why when I like,
I apologize I should invite Joe this year getting.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
The invite year Now it's a little late and can
he just got back from the desert for some reason,
so he probably needs his rest.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
We did actually all just get back from traveling, that's true.
But I got to tell you something I thought was
really cool is Governor Landry got Donald Trump Junior to
eat at Tuffe. And I was there when it happened.
He really seemed to enjoy eating. Well, who doesn't like
it to fail. I'm just saying, I don't think they
serve that in Florida. I don't think they have it
in DC. Louisiana has got some of the best food
in the world.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
About when he jumped into the water and nalligated invested water.
Remember that that was about Oh my god, but that
was about six years ago when the president first got elected.
Junior comes down and he jumps in the water, and
the Secret Service age you looked at me. He's like, really,
I'm gonna have to get in this water. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
You have to wrestle that alligator to the ground.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
All right, we got we got a break. We got
to break in a minute. Here, We're gonna let Governor
Landry get the last word. Anything you want people to
take a look at today, check out any news you
want people to be aware of.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
No, was just just check out all the great things
that are happening in Louisiana, because I'm telling you it's
the greatest story that hasn't been told yet. We're doing
some great things. We keep working Louisiana safe again, and
we love the Woldon Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Governor Landry live on Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
He is the only governor in America who is officially
a ten percenter in my humble opit here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah,
Giganic government sucks. The Suit of Happiness radio is do
us Liberty and freedom will make you smile. A suit
of Happiness ls on your radio toile just as cheeseburgers
a liberty fries at the food.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, this is awkward. I apologize if you have kids
in the car. I'm about to say the O word.
You know the word, I'm gonna say it. Doctors in
China cannot figure out why a woman a patient of theirs,
keeps having orgasms, and they also can't figure out why
she's seeking medical help to stop them.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Nobody seems to be able to figure out Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Everybody off the show today speaking of O jokes, Jesse
Payton's going to be here, stand up comedian du jour.
We're gonna answer ask a question and I thought I
knew the answer to this. Do you remember Pete Booty Jake.
He used to be the mayor of a small town
in Indiana before elevating himself to being transportation secretary. There's
a rumor that he's lying about being gay. He's not
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really a gay guy. We're going to talk about that
coming up. Stick around. Oh and if you missed it,
an encore performance of Governor Jeff Landry's interview this morning
on The Walton and Johnson Show. So stick around for that.
We'll get to that as well, and so much more.
Oh and I'm going to answer a question today that
I'm also going to be answering in an upcoming op
ed I wrote for The Houston Chronicle. The question is this,
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and I think it's a good question. What happened to
the marijuana bill? Remember they were trying to outlaw marijuana
and now they're not.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think I know what happened. I did a deep dive.
I think I answered the question. I'm going to answer
the question today on the show. I'll have an article
coming out in your maybe your least favorite newspaper. I
think the Chronicle is getting better now that's my two cents. Obviously,
I think that they're letting me write for them, so
for the time being, I will be I will defend
the Houston Chronicle as being a news outlet that lets
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conservatives and libertarians have a voice. With that in mind,
Bright part today not exactly the Houston Chronicle. He's reporting
on the American Eagle, Sydney Sweeney Great gens Ad campaign.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It just boosted their stock price by more than twenty
five percent in the second fiscal quarter of the year.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's a pretty big increase. Guys, listen to this report.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Jay Schottenstein, the CEO of American Eagles, said, the iconic
fall denim campaign with Sidney Sweeney affirms we are in
We are the American Gens brand. You said, we saw
record breaking new customer acquisition and brand awareness, cutting across age,
demographics and genders. People liked the Sydney Sweeney TV ad.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And now I'm not here to tell you to buy
American Eagle chains, and I definitely won't say that they're
the most comfortable chins I've.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ever worn, or that they make your butt look amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
How I about I need to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
But if you said that you want to buy the Gens,
I'm not gonna stop you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But as we're clear, this is not me telling you
it's my American egle Jens.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Sydney Sweeny has big keenes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You see what I did there, right, I don't get
what she did, but she's really pretty. She's a really
pretty blonde girl with big jugs, and so people like her.
And anyway, apparently there's also a Travis Kelcey ad the
future mister Taylor Swift. According to the report here the
CEO of American Eagle. Did you even know he was
in an ad? Nobody knew that but I cannot. But
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now that you know, and apparently it helped gosh. I
can't imagine why these ads would move product, even though
sex has been moving products since mankind began. Now a
hot blonde girl with big jugs is apparently selling blue
jeans ads.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Shocking. Who would have thought.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining
traits like her color, personality, and even eye color. My
jeans are blue.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's all the ad is. It's so simple, right. Once
upon a time, way back in the day, Guest Jeans
had a famous commercial boxing back in nineteen ninety two.
Do you'll remember this guest Jens guy's jogging down the street.
He's wearing the Guest jeans. He's boxing. He looks fuff,
he's lifting weights, he's doing bench presses. I don't know
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who the guy is, some actor, and then he meets
Ann and Nicole Smith. If I'm not mistaken, it apparently
this sexy blonde with big jugs, really and some dude
who looks all muscly and works out in a boxing
gym really helps SELLO out of jeans for guest jeans
back in the early nineties. It's almost like we've seen
all of this before. Nineteen eighties jeans ad that also
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plays with the Jens Jens thing, and then of course
there was the Brookshields ad for Calvin Kleins once upon
a time.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The secret of life lies hidden in the genetic coat.
Jeens a fundamental in detoning the characteristics of an individual
and passing on these coat to stick to succeeding generations. Occasionally,
certain conditions produce a structural change in the gene which
will bring about the process of evolution. This may occur
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in one or more of the following ways. Firstly by
selective mating, in which a single gene type prof superior
in transmitting its genes to future generations. Secondly by gene drift,
in which certain genes may fade away while other genes persist,
and finally by natural selection, which filters out those genes
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better equipped than others to endure in the environment. This
may result in the origin of an entirely new species,
which brings us to Calvins and the survival of the fittest.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wow, Calvin kleinb genes.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it's really something there. I wonder what happened to
that voice guy. I bet he smoked a lot of cigarettes.
Once upon a time, Levi's had a Brad Pit TV commercial.
Brad Pitt was a young guy, a bleeding guy, Brad Pitt.
He was like a criminal in jail. They had him
dressed up like an inmate, and they finally let him
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out of jail, and they gave him a box and
the box had his belongings in it, and his jeans
were missing. He couldn't find his jeans, they weren't there,
and he was really mad. And then his ride comes
and picks him up. It's an attractive woman and she's
got his genes, so she tosses him the jeans. He
puts the jeens on, and the prison guard looks pissed off.
That's how the ad went, And this was the music
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playing in the background.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't know if Brad Pitt's a liberal or a conservative.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I would imagine, I mean, I would imagine he was
a liberal back then. I probably don't agree with Brad
Pitt's politics, but I will admit that's a cool commercial,
right all American boy getting out of jail gets picked
up by a hot chick. What American Eagle did was
not genius, is my point. Using a young, beautiful woman
who uses sensuality to sell a proper is not genius.
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What it is, though, is sane. It's very sane. What
American Eagle did was help America returned to sanity. One
can only wonder how future generations will look back on
America's uptight, fascist, woke era when major publications went bankrupt
trying to alter human nature by presenting a fat woman
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or a transsexual as somehow being sexy. They were neither
of those things. A dude in a dress with a
beard isn't hot, A morbidly obese person isn't sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
American Eagle also deserves credit for courage, because in this
prudish day and age, it had to have known the
woke taliban in the corporate media would lose whatever's left
of their minds when they saw their new ads. American
Eagle deserves credit for being in touch with normal people
instead of allowing itself to be fooled into believing the
woke Taliban represents a majority opinion, things like oh, I
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don't know, Cracker Barrel, bud.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Light, Star Wars, Indiana Jones.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Remember what they did to the Jaguar commercials, not to
mention they ruined Marvel. So let's give twenty seven year
old Sidney Sweeney a little bit of credit here, not
only for agreeing to participate in a campaign she had
to have known would result in the regime media calling
her hitler, but look at how she handled the aftermath
of backlash. The backlash excuse me, it's easy for you
(08:22):
to say, she's been wise enough to say, and I
love this. Nothing, No muling apologies as we have come
to expect from the moral cowards who make up our
celebrity class, No statements of any kind. It's very wise
for this young lady, and she probably has very wise
people around her. This success will fuel copycats, which means
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even more sanity. No one other than fetishists want to
look at Lizo naked. She's gross. People want to look
at Sidney Sweeney. Men want to look at Sidney Sweeney.
Women want to look at Sidney Sweeney. It's not rocket science.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Shure, it's what it is of star cousin right here.
I'm for It's how I work to host the show
with a couple of knuckles.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Can Western Giteau scared me. I was wondering what we
were listening to you there, It's like nature's sound effects.
And then all of a sudden, shot a kicked in?
Is that how you pronounced that? Is it shot a
or Saddie? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's before my time.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's a great black Hollywood celebrity or Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What is she? Where is she from? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I do know that Denzel Washington claims he no longer
watches movies just like me. Unless it's not because he
can no longer afford Netflix, then it's not just like me. Hi, everybody,
welcome back from break Coming up in a little bit,
Jesse Payton is going to be stopping by. Apparently Pete
Booty Jig is pretending to be gay. This is a
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new revelation from Tucker Carlson. Some people believe it, some
people don't. We're going to talk about it. Stick around.
Who would pretend to be gay? A Democrat? A liberal?
I guess I don't know. It's good for his career.
I'm not gay, but bucks is twenty bucks? Is that
how the saying goes. I guess in Pete Booty Jig's case,
it's I'm not gay, but the presidency is the presidency
because he didn't get to be president, did he?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I guess. On the other end, what was he mayor
of South Bend? Do you even know where that is?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was mayor of a small town in Indiana, and
then you know, one thing led to another and he
was suddenly secretary of the Department of Transportation. How do
you go from being the mayor of a small town
to a very important, critical part of the president's cabinet.
I mean, okay, not like the average president, not a
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real president, not a president anybody cares about, but still
a lot of power there. I guess maybe pretending to
be gay did pay off for him. That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Huh. You know what paid off for Texas?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Ten point three billion dollars getting pumped into the economy. Yeah,
it looks like the latest attempt to ban low grade
THHC products in the state of Texas has gone the
way of a poorly rolled joint up in smoke and
good riddance. The current legislative special session, which is likely
wrapping up this week, saw Senate Bill six stall out
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in the Texas House like a pickup truck stuck in
the mud. Why do you think that was? Probably because
trying to outlaw ten billion dollar industry that most Texans
want to keep is kind of like trying to herd
cats in a hailstorm. So let's unpack why this band
got buked and why legal weed is despite what neocon
dinosaur Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick wants you to believe a
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fervent mega policy. First off, the hemp industry in Texas
is a cash cow. Like I said, ten point three
billion dollars in the economy, fifty thousand people of a job.
It's not just those little THHC shops you see in
strip malls either. There's more too than that, the sprawling
farms all across the state. Shutting that down would be
like filling your own barn with tannerite to get it
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rid of a few rats. Would make no sense. By
the way, a twenty twenty five pole showed seventy nine
percent of Texans, including fifty five percent of Republicans, think
our cannabis laws should stay as is or even loose
en up. That's more than half. It's way more than half.
When even your red meat red state voters are saying,
hold your horses. You don't go full prohibition without a
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bar fight. Every geriatric so called late twentieth century holdover
Republican elected official who opposed legal weed markets themselves as
a die hard MAGA supporter. But let's get real, low
grade THHC legal since Trump signed the twenty eighteen Farm Bill,
is as maga as deportations in blue power suits, and
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for good reason. Legal weed ain't just forgetting a buzz
softer than the West Texas breeze. Do you like these analogies?
I wrote them before I got on the air.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Thank you. It's true.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Legal weed is a lifeline for people dealing with chronic pain,
people with anxiety, people with depression, people with nausea. Military
veterans God bless them, swear by it for treating their PTSD.
There was a story a while back in the Texas
Tribune about a guy named David Walden. He's the Texas
VFW WECE commander, and he said the THCHC gummies saved
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him from opioid hell imagine telling a combat that he
can't have his medicine because some politicians stuck in the
nineteen thirties reefer madness fever dream that says Unamerican as
banning barbecue sauce. By the way, speaking to Dan Patrick,
Dan Patrick, is this very peculiar talking point about how
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THHC causes psychotic episodes and it makes people want to
jump in front of trains. It's left a lot of
people scratching their heads. I met a lot of Americans
who tried marijuana. I've never met anyone who developed schizophrenia
from consuming pot. So I got to ask, where exactly
are these psychotic marijuana users he keeps telling us about.
There must be some of them somewhere. When Lieutenant Dan
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waved the THCHC laced lollipops around during a televised press
conference earlier this year, you all saw it. It was
no surprise the publicity stunt was widely mocked on social media.
There's little to no evidence suggesting marijuana use, much less
low grade THCHC marijuana use causes widespread psychosis. Patrick's claims
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are flimsier than a paper hat and a hurricane. Here's
the deal, legal weed is MAGA approved. Trump's farm Bell
made hemp with point three THHC legal everywhere. It opened
the door for Delta and Delta nine products. The man
himself is pushed for legalization, and the FEDS are rumored
to reclassify marijuana as less dangerous any day now. So
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industry folks, they're jawing about in DC this week. From
the rumors I'm hearing, it's pretty clear the tides are turning.
Elderly Republicans. Trying to ban low grade THHC right now
would be like telling Trump his wall is a bad idea.
Good luck with that. Even the founding fathers were hemp fans,
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson. They grew hemp on their plantation,
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They used it for rope and paper, and maybe they
even relaxed a little after a long day of fighting
the revolution. Okay, maybe that last example isn't true, but
you get the idea. If those patriots thought hemp was fine,
who's Dan Patrick to say otherwise? A THHC ban ain't conservative.
Dan's attempt to ban a commonly grown plant is class
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big government overreach, stomping on personal freedom and small businesses.
True conservatives trust folks to make their own choices. We
don't need Austin bueraccount crats to play nanny for us.
And let's not forget banning legal THC would be like
handing a fat stack of cash to cartels and criminals.
A regulated hemp market keeps money in Texas. It keeps
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money from being funneled into shady dealers and border smugglers
who love nothing more than a black market comeback. Remember
who is selling drugs pot? But back before the local
small business owner was it was gangbangers, cartel thugs. The
new right is all about law and order. The old
right not so much. The new right knows that legal
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weed starves the bad guys while keeping our streets safer
than a church picnic. It's common sense cut the cartels
off at the knees and let honest Texans keep their gummies.
So this week, as this special session wraps up, if
you're wondering what the hell happened with the marijuana band?
Where did it go? Was all anybody could talk about.
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Texans dodged a bullet by letting that band fizzle out.
The THC ban in Texas has gone up in smoke.
Legal HEMP supports jobs and helps disabled veterans, and it
respects the will of the people.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That's you. You're the people.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Legal weed is as Texan as boots and brisket, and
it's high time we embrace that. Get it high time.
So let's keep the lone Star state free and prosperous. Look,
Governor Habit's done a lot of things I didn't agree
with over the years. I don't like how he handled
the pandemic. I think he spends money like a liberal Democrat.
Sometimes I constantly find myself asking the question, where is
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the property tax relief? But there's one thing, one very
specific issue that most Republicans, most Centrists, and most people
on the left seem to agree on. Some plant that
grows naturally out of the earth probably doesn't need to
be regulated by some politician that's never used it for anything.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio, I guess
it's not available in Canada. I don't understand these studies.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I I question the accuracy of this. There's a new
study out and they found that prison guards have the
higher highest rate of life satisfaction. Do you believe that
like guards in a prison or happy people.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean maybe they get to hang out with their
favorite rappers all day. Who knows. I don't know. I
do know this. Apparently Pete Booty Jig is not really gay.
I know, right, could you that's shocking? Have you seen
he looks gay? He wears a bike helmet. Okay, let's
be objective for a minute. He pretends to ride a
bike to work. Do you remember that he was the
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transportation secretary and he claimed every day he would ride
his bicycle to work. And then a journalist caught him
taking his bike out of the back of a van
and walking it through the parking lot of the Department
of Transportation.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Like, all right, you're busted, dude. So maybe he's not
really gay. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I wouldn't have thought so, but Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson
is opining that that's the case.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't know. Pe put the fake gay guy. I
have a friend who thinks he's a fake game Mike.
Gay producers always say he's not gay. He was with
a girl like twenty minutes ago. He wants to be
the Democratic nominee. It's like time for a gay guy.
He's playing the long game. Well, it's suffering for your art.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's suffering for your art. That is hilarious, all right.
I don't know much about pretending to be gay. I
don't know that I ever had before. I once pretended
to like soccer for an hour while I was at
a game with some friends.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Is that the same thing? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hear his opinion. Weighing in on this local stand up
comedian and pretend gay enthusiast Jesse Peyton, I don't know
how to introduce you for this segment.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Dude, that's perfect right there.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I accidentally bought a Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboy Jersey, so
I think I pretended to be gay for a time
as well.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
That would explain a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay, that does That will play well with our listeners
in the Dallas Forward area, Jesse, have you ever met
a person before that was pretending to be gay?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean, as there was a time when gay guys
would pretend to be straight in Hollywood, and we all
know that was must have been a long time ago.
You could be gay in entertainment, but pretending to be
gay to get into politics is pete booty jig just
ahead of his time or as he as he miscalculated
what Americans really wanted.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's what manufactured depression is that they have to find
some kind of marginal marginalization to be accepted.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Now everybody, we reward victim culture.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
And you know, I don't know, but if you take
you know, if you take a man, Yeah, and you
I think you're you're a victim, at least in my experience.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, okay, so you in your experience, Jesse, what was
your experience?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Well, I did do time in the Harris County jail, Kenny, So,
but I prefer not to talk about that for PTSD purposes.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Ah, yes, okay, well you know. On that note, PTSD
military veterans. We have an event coming up. For those
that don't know, we just posted the links.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It is all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
We have a stand up comedy show happening on October
fifth at Bad Astronaut Brewing Company. This is Operation Comedy
Therapy twenty twenty five. You're coming back. Chad Prather's going
to be there, Kenny Webster, Steve Johnson, maybe a guest
or two, depending on whether or not Jesse Payton wants
to ask one of his stand up comedy buddies to
come out and perform for free.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Who knows, but you're You're.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Also playing tonight at the Houston Improv with Nathaniel Amador.
He's been at Operation Comedy Therapy before.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
That's right, and the thing has been a key component
in Operation Comedy Therapy doing wheelchairs for warriors, and two
times he's gone with me inside Camp Hope to perform
for the veterans. The student has done so many altruistic
things for you know, for ex military members, and now
he's headlining for the very first time ever at the
Houston Improv tonight and I'll be hosting the show. So
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it'll be tremendous show, great lineup and you know, if
you want to support a good people who do good
things for you know, other good people, this will be
a great show to come to.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That will be a great show to go check out.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I am looking at the news today and I noticed
that you often make fun of big fat lesbians and
Donald Trump has just announced that he is giving serious
consideration to revoking Rosie o'donald's citizenship despite her being a natural.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Born US citizen.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
He's actually I don't know if he's being serious or
if he's trolling the media, of course. Allen DeGeneres, she
recently left America now Robin Wright from House of Cards
and what's that movie that she's in Forrest Gump. All
short haired butcher chicks from Hollywood are leaving because of
Donald Trump. Is Donald Trump like the kryptonite to short
haired Hollywood actresses?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I think he's just making America great again, Like, get
him gone?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I love it. Can we just catapult him out of here?
I think that'd be great. That was my idea.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
There's some people that have decided that maybe using a
cannon to get the illegal immigrants out of the country
is a good way to go.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I think that's inhumane.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I feel like a catapult and a big pile of
pillows on the Mexican side of the border that would
be a little more humane, right.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, But what kind of spring loaded catapult are you
gonna have to get Rosie o'donald's fat donkey butt across
the border?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I would imagine you could just coax her over the
border with food. Of course, if she's already in Ireland.
Have you ever had Irish food before? What do they
even eat?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know. They might, they might eat her.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I don't know, dude. Hey, sad news today for the
gay community. Speaking of I guess lesbians wouldn't care. Giorgio
Armani died. I don't even know he was still alive.
It says he's ninety one. The Italian fashion designer passed away.
I gotta think it was probably the COVID vaccine or
who knows, dude, I mean, what trendy or ragua. No,
they haven't explained the death yet, so you know it's
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probably coke or probably you know, gay sex or something.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Well.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I'm not a fashionable dude, kiddy.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
In fact, I was at a show one time wearing
a button up shirt and a guy goes, hey, that's
a nice shirt.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Is that BC beg And I didn't know what he meant,
so I just replied. I was like, no, this is ross.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay, right, I think I've shopped there before. They have
some great deals. I don't you don't do drugs, do you, Jesse?
You're not a drug user, right.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I've never even tried drugs, Skinny. I'm high on life
and hating liberals. That's my two favorite pastimes.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
There's this woman and they call her the Ketamine Queen
of Hollywood. She just pleaded guilty to supplying the drugs
that killed friends actor Matthew Perry. She appeared in a
California court yesterday. Her name's jazz Vine Sanga, and they
say she could do up to six decades in prison
for admitting to a bevy of charges, including one count
of distributing ketamine resulting in death or serious bodily injury.
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I kind of mixed feelings about this because on one hand,
she clearly gave him the drugs that killed him, But
then on the other hand, isn't Elon MUCKs musk like
a known open ketamine user.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
What is the role now on ketamine? Right? It's socially acceptable?
I don't know what the rules are. Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
It's like it's got a dividing line between having medicinal
purposes and then killing people, Like that's pretty Yeah, it's
kind of a fine line, I guess.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I don't know. I'm not very familiar with the drug side.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's a cat tranquilizer and they cook it up and
they snort it, and that doesn't sound like a lot
of fun to me. But I'm told by a lot
of people that it is also do you ever notice
how people who smoke look really cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think I'm gonna take up smoking, Jesse, I am too.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I think it sounds great, Kenny, I would love to
add to my sex appeal. And I didn't know it
was a cat tranquilizer, so I guess it's pretty pop
in the Vietnamese restaurant community, right.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
That would actually explain a lot, That would explain how
they got him. Hey, do you know this comedian Drew Ski?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Do you know who he is? He's a white guy,
he's a black guy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
He got he got dressed up in white face and
he appeared at a NASCAR event.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
They painted his face white.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And obviously if you did the opposite of this, you
would be Justin Trudeau, the former Canadian prime minister. But
what are the rules that did you get offended when
a black guy pretends to be white or when a
white guy pretends to be black.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
There's not a thing anybody can do or string words
together in comedy that can ever make me offended or but.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Hurt about what anybody does. I don't care. Just be funny.
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
But as white trash. You know, he's making fun of
your people.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Jesse, he shouldn't getting I make fun of their people.
My jokes are rated E for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Kenny. Okay, well, that's good to know, Jesse Payne.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
You're gonna be at the improv tonight with Nathaniel Amador
and of course you're hanging out with us for those
that can't make it October fifth, Bad Astronaut Brewing Company.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Those shows always sell out.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
There is a link at the top of every one
of our social media the Walton and Johnson and Kenny
Webster social media accounts, where people can purchase tickets to that.
And you've been doing this for years. We've raised a
ton of money for disabled military veterans American heroes. Obviously,
it feels weird calling them disabled because there's so much
more than that, but of course, certainly that's the reason
we're having the event.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Right Absolutely, I look forward to it, Kenny.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
I do two hundred and fifty shows a year, and
this event is always one of my favorite, and I'm
proud to be performing with one of the guys who's
been a staple in it for the years tonight at
the Improva, Nathaniel Amador. So y'all can't make that one
come out tonight and let's have a good time.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
My brother, quick break coming up next, Governor Jeff Landry
of Louisiana, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's never too early to learn that the government is
a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until
they have sore, chapped nipples. The Pursuit of Happiness Radio
on AM nine p fifty KPRC. This is this too
cliche a bumper music right now?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, not at all, especially since the Saints do go
marching in all Sunday and today is the start of
the official NFL season, so I think is appropriate we've
got the Saints go marching in.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You know, in honor of the Saints season starting back
up again. Wouldn't it be cool if we had one
of the ultimate Saints fans on the show right now
to tell us, you know what he thinks about the
team this season.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And some of the predictions in it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You mean me, No, not you, somebody, somebody that's really
important in the state of Louisiana. Oh, I see somebody who? Actually,
I mean Tommy. No, I like Tommy though he's a
good guy. But Tommy didn't enact historic tax cuts. He
didn't attract fifty billion dollars in new investments. He didn't
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lead major education reforms, moving the nation's report card through
the state eleven spots up in thirteen months. He didn't
champion law enforcement and criminal justice reforms, focusing on accountability
with the forty three two percent dropping violent crime in
New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Who did all that? That'd be this well?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I mean, we call him Jeff, but some people might
know him as Governor Landry.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
And Hi, Jeff, Governor Landry.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Good morning, Good mornings. How were you doing.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh, everything's great over here. Man. We're having a good day.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
We are pretty awesome. And we got into work this morning.
We started looking at all the sound bites and stuff
from yesterday, and wouldn't you know it, the President of
the United States of America maybe you've heard of him,
was talking about you.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
He's great. Let me tell you something. The best thing
that happened to America was Donald Trump. I mean, unpassionately,
he is just doing an unbelievable job. I appreciate the
President's big shout out, and it kind of came in
a great time. I don't know if you also saw
we opened up the Louisiana Lockup, opened up four hundred
bed attention facility where we are going to put the
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worst of the worst criminals, elite criminals, lego aliens in angola.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
There you go. I like it. I love it. That's fantastic.
We have to let a lot of prisoners out to
make room for the new ones.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
No no, no, no no no. We just use an existing
facility that needed some repairs.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Good, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I think it needs a cool name though, like Alligator Alcatraz.
What could we call the facility in Louisiana, Maybe like
Cajun Alcatraz or I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I don't want to be too cliche or something something clever.
You know, they've already got that. What.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Yeah, we call it the Louisiana lock Up.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Love it. That is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You were in a very short period of time, you
were able to lower crime in the city of New
Orleans simply by using this radical idea of bringing in police,
which some people had never seen that done before. In
this case, it was the Louisiana State Troopers and it worked.
And now one of the things that Trump's pointing out
is much like bringing in the National Guard into Washington,
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D C. We could probably make crime even lower in
New Orleans with the National Guard, as well as places
like Chicago, maybe Memphis or Detroit. You've already made great
leaps and bounds in New Orleans. But the question is
is this a welcome idea? What do you think about
that National Guard in the uh, you know, in the
big easy.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Oh, listen, I think that the President is on the something.
I mean, look, well, we brought the National Guard into
Los Angeles.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
That's certainly helped quiet riots and quiet over there. Ever
since he is tired sycatogic. Many people out there seeing
our major cities in this country just have so much
violence in him. I mean, Chicago's like place is a
war zone. And and what the President did in the
shutter at the time, him and A. G. Bondi and
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Secretary Nome and Pete and them did in Washington, D C.
And so exactly what you said this is. I mean,
it does not take four year college degree to believe
that if you put some police around, if you put
some boots on the ground, like, people will behave. It's
not the president, He's spot on. I'm with him. You know,
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just like it is. I mean, it looked. You're right,
what we've done New Orleans is exceptional. Here's the trick, though, kiddy,
we have to maintain that momentum. It can be one
of these things like, oh, we dropped crime and then
we look back and crime and again we want to
come in. We want the presidents there, we want to
keep it there, and we want these cities safe.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Couldn't you call in the National Guard instead of, you know,
waiting for the president to do it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, I think that's what he suggested, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And look, we used one of the things that that
we did.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
We actually used the National Guard after the terrorist attack Jenny,
remember you know that New Year's horrific terrorist attack on
New Year's Day, and we brought in the National Guard
at that I mean president hadn't gotten sworn in yet,
but but we were able to bring in in the
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nat Guard. We brought in federal tesday FBI. I'm not
sure who's the FBI we're using in Louisiana. The recipe
that Donald Trump has created a mixture of national FBI
at f de e A and then locals. And now
here's the thing, though, here's what you've got to remember,
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and you all have a few days with this is
what the police can only put the handcuffs on and
put them in jail for a short period of time.
The judges and the prosecutors got to keep them in jail, amen,
and that that's the second part of this that has
to happen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
All right, all right, Well, speaking of crime in New Orleans,
I'd love to get your take on this, if you're
allowed to give it. I don't know what the case is,
but there's this woman in New Orleans who's suing LaToya Cantrell.
She's upset because the city's attorney is handling Cantrell's case.
Her name's Anna bro and she's filed a motion in
a federal court asking a judge to disqualify the taxpayer
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funded off this from representing LaToya Cantrell and her chief
of staff in a case.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Apparently she released a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Of this woman's private information in a now tossed restraining order.
This has been getting a lot of discussion in New
Orleans because obviously LaToya Cantrell is what the grand jury,
the investigations.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
She's getting a free lawyer.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, right, right, I know I don't think so either,
And I'm just curious. You know, even Ken Paxton when
he was impeached, I had to hire Tony Busby had
to hire his own attorneys. Should they Should the taxpayers
be responsible for defending LaToya Cantrell?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
No, Look, it really is sad. I mean, look, what
she's probably getting is.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
A free trip yoose over here too.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Yeah, I mean, look, it really is. I mean it's
terrible to text me is a foot the view when
we've known that city of had problem for so so long,
and there's been a big problem in many of these cities,
not just you all in Chicago. These political operations I
want to assess to the criminal activity didn't do nothing
to keep their citizens safe, but they save harbor criminals
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and illegal criminal aliens and gigs and when they gay
trouble for the bill, I mean really.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I tend to agree. I mean, it's kind of amazing.
We have this problem in Houston too. Lena Hidalgo, Yeah, boys,
why is it that you know, when we go on vacation,
I don't get twenty thousand dollars from the taxpayers.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I don't see neither does she?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
Right?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Well, she wanted it and she thought for sure she'd
get it, but they said no, all.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Right, let's get down to the big question of the week.
I think everybody wants to know that. I know this
is controversial, and obviously this is gonna upset a few people,
but we needed to get the answer to this question.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh boy, the hard question here they got.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Will the Saints beat the Cardinals on Sunday? What's going
to happen?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
I'm I'm with the saying, you know, getting there, We're
getting there. God to be great to say dig to
say that a wom wouldn't better, I mean on money, issusual,
we're talking about the game.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, they say that this is a rebuilding year for
the Saints. There you guys hying that that they will
say it is I told you yesterday.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
You know, the odds makers, the power books there as
the Saints the worst team in football.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's what they're saying. That's before anybody actually hit the field.
I don't know what they're basing that on now.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
In their defense, it is the best place to tailgate
in the country, Revenue Land.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I mean, it's not even closed.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I grew up in Chicago, where they throw batteries at
the fans of the pros and tins.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
That's rude. It's not quite the same thing, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
So what do you doing this weekend, Governor Landry? You're
gonna be watching the Saints there in the Dome or
you got other plans.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
No, this this week is my big alligator hunt. It's
like we had big ar enforcement night last night with
the sheriffs and chiefs of police at General Bondi and
Christy Nomani. They brought a three point five million dollar
check for the two eighty seven g program year. But
then you know next year, y'all got to come and
broadcast onmore from Alligator. It's going to be the greatest,
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greatest time y'all will ever have. It's your state Thursday Night.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I've heard nothing but good things about that.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Y'all could broadcast while y'all hunt alligators.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I think that's that's probably what we'll work on now.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
In the past, if I'm not mistaken, Charlie Kirk has
attended this thing. Donald Trump Junior a lot of quite
quite the list of who's who in the Mega movement,
and I think that this is one of it's one
of the things that Mega enthusiasts look forward to the most.
It's become an annual tradition, hasn't it.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Oh, it's great. In fact, Don showed up the past
nice taking a year for a little while, and we
had Pam Bondy and then Chris Nome and master this year,
and we've got another of Congress for Yeah, it's listen
in the greatest of it on the boy. I'm telling
you we got to I don't know why when I like,
I apologize I should invite Joe this year getting.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
The invite year Now it's a little late and can
he just got back from the desert for some reason,
so he probably needs his rest.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
We did actually all just get back from traveling, that's true.
But I got to tell you something I thought was
really cool is Governor Landry got Donald Trump Junior to
eat at Tuffe. And I was there when it happened.
He really seemed to enjoy eating. Well, who doesn't like
it to fail. I'm just saying, I don't think they
serve that in Florida. I don't think they have it
in DC. Louisiana has got some of the best food
in the world.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
About when he jumped into the water and nalligated invested water.
Remember that that was about Oh my god, but that
was about six years ago when the president first got elected.
Junior comes down and he jumps in the water, and
the Secret Service age you looked at me. He's like, really,
I'm gonna have to get in this water. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
You have to wrestle that alligator to the ground.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
All right, we got we got a break. We got
to break in a minute. Here, We're gonna let Governor
Landry get the last word. Anything you want people to
take a look at today, check out any news you
want people to be aware of.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
No, was just just check out all the great things
that are happening in Louisiana, because I'm telling you it's
the greatest story that hasn't been told yet. We're doing
some great things. We keep working Louisiana safe again, and
we love the Woldon Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Governor Landry live on Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
He is the only governor in America who is officially
a ten percenter in my humble opit here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah,
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