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November 26, 2025 43 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features journalist Michael Quinn Sullivan and @SteveLovesAmmo, plus Ethan Buchanan! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
The last season of Stranger Things is going to be
released today. It drops today on Netflix. All of your
questions will finally be answered, like how how does a
seventh grader have chest hair? I really don't understand that. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you so much for
tuning in to our Thanksgiving edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit

(00:41):
of Happiness. A pleasure to be here with you today.
Michael quinn Sullivan is stopping by from Texas Scorecard. He'll
be here shortly and we're gonna live stream this afternoon
our Thanksgiving Day party I got at Steve Lobsamo here
a conservative social media powerhouse.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Ethan Buchanan is in the building, one of our producers
and reporters from Katie H.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
If you're from Louisiana, what do you and your family
do to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
We'll probably go pick up some Cajun food from Raelse's Supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh that sounds great. And what about you, Ethan?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Where do you and your Chinese wife buy your Thanksgiving
dinner at?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12):
I mean our go to is Picco.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're listening to King Webster's Pursuit of Happiness, very spicy radio. Hey,
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Amazon is offering a Thanksgiving meal for
twenty five bucks. You can get a twenty five dollars
Thanksgiving meal from Amazon, which is a good idea. Since

(01:39):
bubble wrap tastes better than your aunt Debbie's ambrosia salad,
nobody wants that. Hi, we'll go back from break. Everybody
coming up in a little bit. We're gonna live stream
Steve loves Amos stopping buying. One of my producers, Ethan
Buchanan's gonna hop on with us. We're talking about Texas today.
We're talking about what we're thankful for. Here's one thing
I am thankful for.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I know our.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Listeners on this radio show have been a little torn
between Ken Paxton and Wesley Hunt in the Senate race.
I don't know anyone that wants John Cornyn. Now there
is good news. Doesn't look like you're getting John Cornyn.
John Cornyn might be spending seventy million dollars to come
in third place. When Wesley Hunt first jumped into the
Senate race, a lot of people on Twitter worried that

(02:19):
he was going to take numbers away from Ken Paxton
and help out John Cornyn. And it looks like the
exact opposite is what just happened. Wesley Hunt appears to
be taking voters away from John Cornyn and helping Ken Paxton.
So now, in the latest polling data we've got here,
as published today at texascorecard dot Com, a fantastic news website.

(02:42):
The poll was conducted November twenty first to the twenty
second by Stratus Intelligence. They surveyed hundreds of likely Republican
primary voters. They found it goes in this order. Paxton
Wesley Cornyn. I'm not surprised by this. In fact, I
know some of you. I know some of you are
surprised because this is exactly what you told me on
social media.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Would not happen here to help me do Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I told you so in your face, My good buddy,
Michael quinn Sullivan of texas scorecard dot Com, Michael, are
you an all jokes aside are you surprised.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Uh, you know, I'm a little surprised only in that,
you know, in the history of political polling, the incumbent
is always supposed to be in first or second place
in a multi candidate race one hundred days out from
the from the election. You know, just it's kind of that,
you know, no one has ever bought a bad car, right,

(03:36):
even though you bought a bad car, You're never going
to admit it. Just because I have voted for someone
I don't like, I'm not going to admit it. So
when I'm pulled, I'm probably gonna stick with the incumbent
only because I don't want to admit that maybe I'm
made a mistake in the pastor that's a that's a
general psychology of pulling and where where candidates fall when
you see pulling. So the fact that John Cornyn is

(03:57):
in third place is very telling about about kind of
the general perception of John Cornyan among Republican primary voters.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Anybody who listens to this radio show knows. I think
Ken Paxton's the greatest attorney general the state's ever had,
probably the greatest attorney general in the United States of
America in the twenty first century.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's my humble opinion.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
The guy has balls a steal, he goes out and
he files lawsuits against Fizer and Kellogg's and the Biden administration.
The guy will sue anyone who's a bad guy, even
if it creates new enemies for him. And there have
been accusations leveled against him that I didn't think were fair.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
They tried, you know, as well as I knew.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
They tried to impeach him with little to no evidence
that he did anything wrong. And even if you believed
any of the evidence, if you explained out loud what
he was being accused of to a truck driver or
some guy that works on an oil patch in the
Permian basin, they wouldn't have understood it or cared because
Ken Paxton was a guy that was suing the people
that were trying to ruin their lives. But it's very

(04:58):
easy to explain with John Horn did wrong. John Cornyn
voted for every bad omnibus bill in the history of
the last thirty years of government. John Cornyn helped Joe
Biden pass gun control efforts. Joe John Cornyn said Donald
Trump's political career was over and he thought that January
sixth rioters deserved to stay in a deep pit for
the rest of their lives. And so Wesley Hunt, while

(05:20):
a lot of people thought he would be an alternative
to Ken Paxton, has really turned out to be an
alternative to John Cornyn, and frankly, I am here for it. Michael,
I think this is great news. I don't care if
people vote for Paxton or Hunt. Just don't vote for
John Cornyn. That's my two cents on this.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
What's so fascinating the head to head matchup that was
done with with Paxton versus Cornyn, Hunt versus Cornyn is
you know, you have to remember when people vote, people
vote for someone and they vote against someone. Right, the
general psychology of a voter is I'm for this guy

(05:57):
and I'm a giinst that guy.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
So when you look at the uh at, Hunt.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Doing slat doing better, only slightly better, but better than
Paxton versus Cornyn, it's where.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
We're We're Hunt in part because he's undefined.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
A lot of people know thirty seven out of thirty
eight Texans have never had Wesley Hunt on a ballot.
They don't know him, you know, from from anyone else. Right,
So he's an unknown quantity. And what that tells me then,
is that number for Cornyn. That's the that's the the
support John Cornyn has. Call it, you know, twenty eight.

(06:36):
I can't remember the number of all the time I
had twenty eight percent Republican primary voters support John Cornyn.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
That you know that for the.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
The overwhelming majority fifty something percent that are going for
UH for Wesley Hunt in that head to head matchup,
that means that they're willing to vote for an unknown guy. Again,
thirty seven out thirty eight of him vote for an
unknown guy rather than vote for John Cornyan. And that

(07:05):
takes a lot for a voter, for a voter, you know.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
If you've got an unknown guy. I mean, let's look
at the governor's race.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Greg Abbott is going to get eighty percent of the vote.
I don't know this. This guy running against him, the
guy Rann against him, has nine dollars and thirty two
cents or something.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
I mean, you know, Greg Abbot has one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
No one's going to know who the guy Ranny against
him is? Is it going to be most people because
they need to know at least something about the opponent
before they will vote for that person.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
And so for John Cornyan to only.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Get you know, twenty nine to twenty eight whatever it
is percent of the vote, that's really rough for John Cornyn.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
That that that shows you he's don't.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Have to spend a lot more than seventy million bucks
if he's going to convince people to support him and
not support Paxton or Hunt.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, and that interesting. Johnny Ernst is the Republican Senator
of Iowa. I'm told she's not going to run again
because her polling data is doesn't look good. Her polling
data looks better than John Cornin's. But anyway, look, I
don't want to beat a dead horse here. I think
people probably know how we feel about this. In the meantime,
speaking of lawsuits with balls of steel, Ken Paxton is

(08:18):
suing two, if I'm not mistaken, at least one, if
not two, state agencies here over rules that are alleged
to discriminate against Christians. And these are state agencies that
Governor Abbott is in charge of, the Texas Department of
Housing and Community Development. Michael tell us what's going on here?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah, So you have these two agencies, the Texas h
Higher Education Coordinating Board, and then the Texas Commission on
Housing and Community Affairs. Right, they always stay at the
top of your mind, right, these two groups. Paxson is
suing both of them because they have policies in place

(08:58):
that discriminate principally against Christians but generally against people uh who.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Of religious faith. On the Higher Education Coordinating Board side.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
It deals with with work work internships where uh, you know,
a student can't have an internship and have account and
get you know, reimbursed by the state and other kind
of things.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
If that, if the entity.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
They are working for is a is a church or
faith based organization, you know, you can you know, you
can go work for Amazon, you know all things, and
there are all these qualifications that will go in for
the state.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Putting money towards that.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
And now all this we're talking about public universities here,
but if you're but if you're going to work for
a Christian or religious organization.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
You can't.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Uh. Same thing with the with the Housing and Community
Affairs where they have these policies in place that make
it difficult for for people of faith to exercise their
their values, the principles, the form of programs that would
otherwise you know, get get some sort of cash for
the state, no cash from the state. So so it's

(10:10):
this very clear bias against Christians. You know, now, we're
used to kim Pact ensuing the federal government, and we're
used to Knpaction going after Google and going after Pfizer
and going after those kinds of entities. Here though, he's
going after two state agencies. And this is really significant because,

(10:32):
of course the attorney general is when push comes to shove,
he's the lawyer for those two state agencies, and instead
he is representing the people of Texas against the state
and actually represent the people of Texas is the first.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Job of the attorney general, right, It's.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Gonna be interesting to see how greg Abbott responds to
two agencies over which his direct appointees control things. It's
gonna be interesting to see how Greg Abbott responds what
he has these agencies either do or not do in
regards to these lawsuits. You know, look, it's very possible

(11:13):
bureaucrats put in place these rules and policies and they
just kind of sat out there until they rubbed up
against the wrong person who complained to the AG's office,
in which case you kind of expect the governor to say, yay,
thank goodness, we have an age willing to take this
cut seriously, and those scummy bureaucrats didn't tell me about it.

Speaker 8 (11:33):
It's going to be interesting to see you though, how.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
The governor responds to these two lawsuits.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
One of my favorite things, one of the most underappreciated
things that Paxton has accomplished as being Attorney General is
the influence the impact he appears to have had on
his friend, Houston attorney Tony Busby. Tony Busby has become
a gladiator for right wing populism and some of the
things he's done, the lawsuits he's filed stuff, But obviously

(11:59):
winning the Try the Century was a pretty big deal.
But now the Texas Association of Business and it's CEO,
Glen Hammer are being sued by a woman who alleges
sexual harassment, assault, coercion, and retaliation, according to a lawsuit
filed by Busby. Broke the news earlier this week on
this radio show. The suit was filed in Travis County,

(12:19):
seeks ten million dollars in allegas Hammer did while all
the things I just listed to a Jane Doe, I
don't encourage people to do this. As Tony pointed out,
it is kind of easy to figure out who she
is if people pick around online, don't leave her alone.
Don't worry about that. But that being said, it doesn't
look good for this guy. What's your take on this thing, Michael,

(12:39):
what do you think about this?

Speaker 7 (12:41):
Look that we have so much to be thankful for
in Texas, in the United States in the twenty first century.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
You know, I can get water out of a tap
and not worry that's going to make me sick, you know.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
I mean, so it would so easy to be negative
about so many things. One thing I think I am
most thankful for, and you can, you can criticize so
many things in our culture. But I'm so thankful that
we now live in a world where these rich, powerful,
entrenched interests are are losing the ability to do horrible, rotten, nasty, gross, disgusting, vital,

(13:20):
illegal things without repercussion. And I'm thankful that we live
in a state and in a time where you've got
guys like Tony Busby who are willing to take those
kind of cases. Look, it would be better for Tony
Busby politically, it'd be better probably socially for Tony Busby
to just not pay attention to this, to this young lady,

(13:43):
to not take her case, to just allow someone else
will deal with it, you know, kind of a thing
that would have been easier. But instead we live in
a culture and in a time and then a place
where Tony Busby knows he can do the right thing.
And this guy and Texas Association of Business and this
Glint Hammer guy, they need to be held accountable. This

(14:06):
is a very positive thing that we are seeing these
these very entrented crony guys now being held to account.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
This is great news for the people of Texas.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Tony said something fascinating to me earlier this week about this,
and I'd love to get your reaction to it. He said,
ninety nine percent of these cases that are brought to him,
he turns down because he doesn't think they have enough evidence.
He says, there's it's very common in this post me
too country that we're living in for women to point
out an ex boyfriend or an ex business partner and
an ex boss and say, oh, this guy did something

(14:40):
to me and I want some and I want revenge.
And he said it very often he'll look at the
case and he said there's just nothing here. As for
as many women as there are that appear to be
getting taken advantage of by men and then not maybe
not even doing anything about it. It almost seems like
there's an equal number of women out there who who
weren't taken advantage of, who didn't like how a relationship

(15:01):
or a bit a business deal ended, and they want
to try to exploit it. And I it is this
has got to be a very difficult terrain to navigate
your way through as an attorney, like like Tony who,
just to repeat a point I just made, says he
turns down ninety nine percent of these cases. He only
takes these cases when he thinks they have enough evidence
for him to win.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yeah, And I think there's a lot of truth to that.
And certainly, you know, Tony bows got very high integrity.
When he says, you know, turns on nine down out
of one hundred, I absolutely believe him in there.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
And and look, I.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Think this is the you know, we you know, a
lot of culture is a pendulum, right you know where
you know, and you had the me Too movement where
which was very important. Look, you know, I'm kind of
an outlier in the conservative movement. I recognize that I'm
also the father of two daughters, right, you know, I
don't I don't want guys doing horrible, nasty, borish things.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
To women just because they're guys.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Same yeah, so the uh you so, but the me
too moment also though went too far right, and so
then kind of that you know, going the other way
has got to be careful of. But right now, the
fact that in the past this kind of situation been
completely buried, it would have been completely real because Texassociation Business,

(16:17):
one of.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
The most powerful influential.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Interests in the Texas legislature, one of the most powerful
influential organizations in Texas politics and has been for for
a long time, would have gotten away with this. Now,
the fact that there are people who will take advantage
now of some of these very important cultural milestones.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
That we've hit is bad.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
And thank goodness again that Tony Busby does turn down
the ninety nine out of one hundred because those things
aren't legitimate. But we need to not lose sight of
the fact that when there is an injustice, the reason
we have a civil government, the reason we have civil courts,
is so that we sue people rather than shoot people.
I am very thankful that we don't solve our problems

(17:05):
by you know, by trial by combat.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Or something, you know, And then we have to make
sure maybe maybe not always.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
I'm thankful, but but but but we need to make
sure that we are encouraging guys like Tony Busby to
continue to exercise the judiciousness in and in looking at
these cases and bringing the ones that are legitimate. I'm
you know, I've gotten to know Tony Busby a little bit.
He's going to be the subject of a real Texans

(17:33):
interview coming up here pretty quickly.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
And really enjoyed visiting with him.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
And and I think we need more guys like Tony Busby, uh,
working in the law.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I'm thankful for you this this year, Michael Quinn Slivan
for being a regular contributor to this show, you and
your whole team Brandon Walton's Texas Scorecard dot Com. I
wish you and yours a very very happy Thanksgiving this year, sir,
and to you.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
As well, Kenny Webster.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
The suit of happiness is the one of those things
that we are guaranteed we can pursue it.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
And you do it better than anyone, Amen.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Live from Texas, broadcasting across the people's we think of America.
This is purciit of how it is Radio with Ken
Webster JR. Akay producer Kenny keep.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
It here.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
So, the Campbell's Soup executive has been put on temporary
leave after he was caught on tape slamming the product,
ridiculing the people who buy it, and making racist comments
about some of the Indians who work at his company.
You can read more about his thoughts in his new book,
Chip Chicken Soup for the A Hole. But I botched
that joke there, Steve loves you. I I write these

(18:51):
jokes before we go on. I only get one chance
to say it. It's live radio. And then if you
screw it up, what are.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
You gonna do?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I mean, it happens, you know?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are you a for my with this news story? Somebody
went in to look for a job, Well, no, I'm sorry.
The guy already had a job working for campbell Soup
up in the Detroit area. He goes in to talk
to his employer about getting a raise. And here's where
the story gets a little weird. He recorded it, he
brought he did a secret recording, and since he didn't

(19:20):
get what he wanted out of it, he used the
recording against the guy who claimed he was doing marijuana
edibles all day long at work and that he didn't
like the Indian guys that did tech support at Campbell's
soup man who does, and that Campbell soup uses bioengineered
chicken and they sell it to poor people. I'm white trash.
I've always been white trash. If you come for Campbell soup,

(19:43):
you're coming for me at Steve lovesamo on X.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I guess so, man, I'm more of a chunky soup
type person.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Chunky.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Also in the studio right now, not necessarily white trash,
just white and nerdy. One of my producers and one
of the journalists down the hall, in or reporters, whatever
you call him, in the at the k tr.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
H news room.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Also a very important Sunday evening talk show host. He
shares the airwaves with Ted Cruz every Sunday night right
here on KPE. Here r c A M nine fifty ethan,
I am told you got someone deported?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I did do that.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
I like to think she got herself deported in a way.
So essentially what had happened was I worked at a
fast food restaurant for a long time. Uh, the specific
restaurant show remain nameless, but as you can imagine, it

(20:41):
was not Culver's. We don't have Culver's here. There's like
two Culvers on this side of the Mason Dixon.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
There's a Culvers in the Houston areas and there I've
seen there's one in Humble. If you go out to
the west one in Umble. No, no, if you go
out to the West suburbs, they've got a Culver's. They
have a Portillo's, which is a Chicago thing, and they
have in and Out that People in the Katie area
complained they don't have any good restaurants out there, and
you got better fast food than us.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
But I didn't mean to distract.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Go on.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Yeah, in and outs making its way in here. I
don't know how I feel about that, but yeah, So
I had worked at a fast food restaurant for a
long time. And as I sure, you're twenty two, what's
a long time to you from ages fourteen to twenty one?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, no, you're right, seven years.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah, that's a long time. I got started young, so
a long time.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
But as you can imagine, a decent number of the
average fast food employees are of questionable legal status.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Got it okay?

Speaker 11 (21:41):
And so me and one of my I don't know,
we were buddies at the time. I don't know if
we still are because I hadn't talked to him since.
But one of my buddies there fell in love with
I guess, and as things do, he ended up having
a child with one of the questionable legal status illegal

(22:03):
aliens who.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Worked in our in our kitchen, and she ended up
marrying him.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
They got married, and things were I guess, going okay
for a certain amount of time. But eventually she physically
assaulted him in public.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's okay, Yeah, maybe that maybe that's okay back at
her home in Estonia, but not in the United States Estonia.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
And so so she got arrested by the Conrad Police Department.
Huh because she very publicly assaulted this guy.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
And saw I get wind of this because he tells me,
he says, hey, she got arrested where you know, working
through whether or not a detainer is going to get
placed on her, And for his sake, I had declined
doing my patriotic duty and reporting her to ICE.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
But the moment she attacked him and.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
You know, bloodied up his nose, very publicly abused him,
I was like, Okay, I'm I'm gonna file a report.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
So I do that. That's not so.

Speaker 11 (23:16):
I reach out and file a couple of anonymous reports
to ICE and say, hey, here's this lady in the
Conroe County or the Montgomery County jail. You know, do
with this information what you will. And a couple of
my buddy has also filed some reports, all mutual friends.

(23:37):
And long story short, she got an ICE detainer and
I believe she has now been deported back to Guatemala.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Go back to Guatemala where they have subpar beaches and food.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
That's no regrets, No, no regrets. Steve, what is your
reaction to that story?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Would you sell out a former friend and coworker's spouse
if she did that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
No, No.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
They all got to go off Tom Homan on this one.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I want to absolutely I'm always Tom Holman. I want
to get you guys's take on this though. Take a
look at what's on the screen here. To those of
you watching us live streaming on the internet, you can
see what we're looking to those at to those of
you on the radio, we're looking at a I would
say this woman's at least a seven or eight tractive
brenette from Brazil, chesty high heels, she's got a tattoo

(24:25):
on her right foot, and she's wearing a little pink dress.
This is Caroline Levitt's brothers baby's mother, and she has
just been detained by Ice. Just so we're clare, I'm
talking about White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
You're familiar with the story, Steve.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Just the liberal media is trying to make it sound
like this is bad for the Levitt family. They haven't
talked to this woman in years. Is this actually kind
of proves a point we have about how illegal immigrants
very well, some of them might not be bad people,
many of them are because this degenerate right here doesn't
even take care of her own children.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
What kind of horrible person would do that?

Speaker 5 (25:04):
I mean, yeah, I agree, But at the same time,
like so the left is trying to spin this like,
oh no, this is gonna hurt families and break apart families, but.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Already doesn't matter. She's not a good mom, She doesn't
pay child support. She's not.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Regardless of how good of a mother or not she is,
she's got to go right exactly matter all right?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Now, Our friend alex Stein has been on the show
many times, and he's made a point if they're if
they're a nine, they should be fine, you know, if
they're if there are fours, uh say goodbye, send them
to send them to the floor.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I don't know how he says it. If they're a five,
safe four, show them the door. That's it. If they're
a four, show them the door, thank you. Ah? Is
she pretty enough to not get deported?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
You're married? You're married. I'll just tell you right now.
I think she's attractive enough to get a pass.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
But she's good.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's like hashtags save the big booty Latino. Well that
was what alex Stein said exactly. If you were not married,
if you were not a married man, what would be here?
Obviously you're married. Do you love your wife clearly but
still support Yeah? All right, Well you're consistent in your principles.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
I think there's some forty chess that can be played here.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Some four dimensional chests. What would you do it?

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Ethan Buchanan, The Bleeding heart white liberal woman is one
of the many obstacles to deporting illegal aliens. But we
also know that a lot of those bleeding heart white
liberal women have just biblical amounts of jealousy.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
So I feel like.

Speaker 11 (26:30):
If we instituted the if they're nine their fine policy,
that would have the reverse effect of all of the
sudden those bleeding heart white liberal women who are at
the same time super jealous of all the attractive latinas
sure will completely flip and become hardline immigration hawks, and
then we'll have them the numbers that we need to

(26:52):
close the borders completely forever.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
JC why he's not involved in this show. He is,
You're twenty three now, how old are you? You're twenty
two years old? This is a zoomer. This guy isn't
old enough to rent a car in Arizona. He can't
run for office in the state of Oregon. He's too Yeah.
I don't know what the laws are there, but it
sounds good.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Ethan.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
You have you have, You have taken my concern about
the future and made it a little less concerning to
me because you are.

Speaker 11 (27:20):
Happy to help. Right, if you can sleep well at night,
I've done my job.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I love it man man, all right, what any closing
thoughts on this? Ethan getting his friend's wife deported and
Caroline Levitt's no good brother's baby daughter baby mama.

Speaker 11 (27:34):
Now name was former co worker. I know you don't
appreciate it, but I did it for you. I got
I got news for you.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Ethan.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
There's no way that your former co worker with the
illegal immigrant wife is watching or listening to this.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, let's get straight to discussion. Be here to talk
about something from politics and government and nalls hitting coke
utchit this show, hit aha, averabage this podcast. You gotta
get in so damn we can just puts of happiness.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
So experts say the best way to not get the
flu this Christmas season is to avoid big crowds. So
if possible, only go see movies with Sidney Sweeney as
a boxer boy.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Nobody saw that movie at all. That the thing to
terrible something.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I guess the demo is supposed to be like butch
lesbians and they don't like Sidney Sweeney. Really, would you
have bought that? No nobody saw the film at all.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
I didn't even know there was one that existed.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
The Algae there you go. That's my point. But you
know who Sidney Sweeney is. Yeah, Sidney Sweeney stars in
a movie about a female boxer where she does not
look attractive, not like she does in real life. And
the I guess the demo that they were trying to
go after was like butch lesbians who don't care for
it at all because they're mad at her because she's
maga now or whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Does your generation Ethan do they care.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
About Hollywood actresses the way are our generation did? Somebody
the other day was trying to explain to me.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I have a friend.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
He's a history teacher who's saying, there was once upon
a time John Wilkes Booth was one of the most
recognizable people in America and he murdered the president. That'd
be like if Tom Cruise murdered Donald Trump. But that
reference might actually confuse some young people today because they
don't know who Tom Cruise is. He's an old actor,
as you know. It'd be like asking my generation about

(29:24):
Rock Hudson. They don't know anything about the guy. Does
your generation is it all just Logan Paul and Jake
Paul And you know who would who would be the
John Wilkes Booth in that analogy.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Oh gosh, that that is a tough one.

Speaker 11 (29:37):
My generation is is definitely aware of things like celebrity status,
Like we keep up with celebrities to a certain extent,
but the kind of fanaticism I think has died. Like
most people in my generation would be like, oh, yeah,
I love Sidney Sweeney, she's super hot. I follow her

(29:58):
on this, this, this, and this. But they're not, at
the same time going to go out of their way
to like go see all the Sydney Sweeney movies. Like
we'll follow you on Instagram, we'll follow you on Twitter
or x, and we'll keep up with all the stuff
that you're doing. But I'm not gonna go see a
movie just because you're in it.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Okay, all right, Well obviously it wouldn't be John Cena either, right,
you can't see them.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, all my down syndrome friends love John Cena and
big boobs, so we and I we have that in common,
all right. When I heard the Seditious Six, I thought,
what is this some new terrible cowboy movie like The
Magnificent Seven or something.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
No, it turns out it's, uh, it's this.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's a bunch of former This woman on the screen
right now, Lissa Slotkin, the senator in Michigan.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
You know she's a spook.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
She's a former member of the CIA. Is what that means?
And well, she's what did you think it meant?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I figured it was.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Some racial slur. I had no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
We're talking about CIA agents. Why wou would this be?
She's a white lady.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Hey, hell's race is just thinking, yeah, shaman, shaman, you.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Unbelievable, really bad though, Ethan.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, So Alyssa Slotkin was an intelligence agent from
Michigan who, by the way, if I'm not mistaken, was
involved in her line of work when the FBI was
staging a fake kidnapping of the Michigan governor.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Do you'll remember this? Does everyone remember this happening? Boys
or something?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Right back at the Bugaloo boys, back before January six,
some members of the FBI found a homeless guy under
a bridge and said we're gonna kidnap the Michigan governor.
And this guy, who was not a Trump supporter, was like, yeah,
let's get him. I don't like the Michigan governor. They're
like it's a woman, and there's like, oh, her fine whatever.
Uh And basically that and then the person that was
in charge of that FBI field office got sent to Washington,

(31:51):
d C. Where they suddenly were in charge of the
FBI in Washington, d C. During January six. I don't
want to get off topic here, but that's crazy. But
getting back to Alyssa Slotkin all the things I just said,
paint a picture here where you would think she's just
very comfortable with, you know, being an intelligence officer from
Michigan when that was going on, probably very comfortable with
breaking the law. And it turns out no. Here she

(32:13):
is making a video telling people if a commanding officer,
an intelligence agency or the military tells you to break
the law, you can defy their orders, which isn't like
in it on its surface, a radical thing to say.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
That's already true. If you're in the military and.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Your commanding officer commands you to rape a woman or
go into a building and steal art in the middle
of the war, you're allowed to say no, that's already illegal, yes,
which made this video kind of confusing.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Senator Alissa Sockin, Senator Mark Kelly, Representative Chris S.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Deluzio, Congressman Machie good Land.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
You're Representative Chrissy Hulahan.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Congressman Jason Crowe.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
I was a captain in the United States Navy, former
CIA officer, former Navy, former paratrooper and Army ranger, former
intelligence officer.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Former Air Force. We want to speak directly to members
of the military.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
And the intelligence community.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Who take risks each day to keep Americans safe.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
We know you are under enormous stress and pressure right now.
Americans trust their military, but that trust is at risk.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
And intelligence community professionals.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Against American citizens like us.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
You all swore an oath to.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
Protect and defend this constitution right now.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm not going to make people watch the whole thing
or listen to the whole thing if you're listening to
us on the radio, But just a a bunch of
the ugliest people you've ever seen in your life. And
on top of that, they're not saying anything that like,
what are they talking about?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
What? What is the thing that you're being told.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
To do that's illegal that you, as a senator need
to go out and warn people about.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Very confusing.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You've spent a lot of time analyzing this Steve, give
us your take, all right.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
So this is a very vague video, right, and they're
not pinpointing one specific thing. But what I think they're
referring to is the mass deportation program and using National
Guard troops, you know, active duty as well to deport illegals.
So obviously in the military you cannot you will get
in trouble if you, I guess, comply with an illegal order. Right,

(34:10):
All the orders that the administration has been conducting have
gone through the Department of War, and I've made it
all the way through Scotus. So Scotus is backing the
things that President Trump is doing.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
And just so reclear, folks, he's talking about the Supreme
Court of the United States. He's not referring to like
a man's genitalia. I just want to make sure people
know that the Grand scotisc my Scotus is itchy.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Go on. You just got to their mind. I know,
I'm there, I did. I derailed the show. Yeah, go on.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
So I actually I made a video on this and
rapid response forty seven actually reposted it, you know, backing
President Trump on what he's actually doing. And no, no
soldier in their right mind is going to uh, comply
with an illegal order, right right? But the so what

(35:01):
this video It might not technically be seditioned, but they're
absolutely undermining the administration, and subordination would be another analogy
for that. But it's the ramifications that come from this.
So you'll have active duty troops that are watching this,
and you'll have the loonies. You know, there are actual
lunatics that are in the military to breaking news guys,

(35:22):
they'll actually, you know, start to defy legal orders.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Embracing criminality seems to be the modus operandi of the
Democrat Party right now. They don't have new ideas to
replace Trump's ideas, so they're trying to focus on two
or three things here.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
This vague theory that maybe.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Trump was more involved in the Epstein controversy than has
been suggested. Okay, fine, you know you can make that
argument if you want. I don't see the evidence, but
that's fine, we'll hear you out. And then and then
on top of that, embracing what criminals are doing to
make that point. There's more than one example of this today.
Here's the New Orleans Superintendent of the Police Department.

Speaker 10 (36:02):
Our confirmation from the judge that we are formally out
of the consent degree. But along the way, I have
preferred to use the term that we've graduated. We have
taken back our own ownership of our agency. To be
in the country undocumented this civil issue. We will not

(36:23):
enforce civil law.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
And so are all right?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Pause?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Right here, she's saying it's not a criminal issue, it's
a civil issue. That is not true for our older issues.
Of the listeners that are my age or older, you
might remember the O. J. Simpson trial. OJ was found
innocent in a criminal court. He was found guilty in
a civil court of the same accusations. Right, So this
is confusing to some people, but that's what they're referring to.
And just so we're clear, being in the country illegally

(36:50):
is not a civil issue. It's a criminal Absolutely, Yeah,
it's a criminal issue.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Steve.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You know, what would you do if you hadding Kirkpatrick
as your police chief.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
So I'm kind of a harder on this one. I'm
going to say we need to deport white liberal women.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yes, bring back banishments. How would that work?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
I don't know the science behind it, but.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
The science, I don't think it's a science.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Vanishing is a wonderful tradition.

Speaker 11 (37:15):
Okay, and we need to bring it back, find find
some you know what, We'll just send them to Australia.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
That's what England did for a couple of hundred years.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh, piano colony, penal.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Colony, something along those lines.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Just the were a clear fox that means an island
or a prison on it. That doesn't have anything to
do with a man's genitalia.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
That island. Okay, how about this.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I got another video here I want to share with
you guys, because it really goes with the theme.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Here's the mayor of Chicago.

Speaker 12 (37:41):
We cannot incarcelrate our weight out of violence. We've already
tried that, and we've ended up with the largest prison
population in the world without solving the problems of crime
and violence, the addiction on jails and incarceration in this country.
We have moved past that. It is racist, is immoral,
is unholy.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
And it is not the way united.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
As soon as he starts saying that prison is racist,
all the guilty whites behind him started clapping.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
First, when you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Illegal aliens or people in the low income black community
or you know, poor inner city white trash, whatever it is,
and you're talking about crime. More often than not, the
crime in those neighborhoods affects the black community more than
it affects other people. It affects the illegal, IMiD the
Hispanic community, or the poor white It's what rich white
people live in hoa's they don't care. Racist, racist against too.

(38:34):
The violence that we're trying to help protect people from
is affecting the inner city blacks more than an asolutely.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, the gun violence is out of control in inner
cities especially. I would love to get Mayor Johnson's take
on Kamala Harris when she was district attorney in California.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, she ate black people. She locked up a whole bunch,
a whole bunch of illegal aliens. She arrested and imprisoned
underage sex workers, if I'm not mistaken, which you can't
consent to sex if you're under age, much less sell
your body part legally. So those were just rape victims. Weirdly,
she had some of them put in prison. Ethan, you
were one of those people. How did that feel to

(39:09):
get arrested by Kamala Harrison?

Speaker 11 (39:12):
Listen, I I don't think I did anything.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, it's okay. You were a victim.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
We don't judge, no never, but yeah, listen, what Bill
Clinton did to me on Epstein Island should not have
resulted in me going to prison.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I agree, I completely agree with you.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Okay, before we run out of time here, today, guys
has been fun. We're having a good time. Steve Lovezama
was in the building right now, one of my favorite
people on social media, A powerhouse of right wing thought
and leadership and populism. You must have a lot to
be thankful for. This year is a weird year for you.
You switched careers. You know, you found yourself in an
unlikely situation made lemonade if you will talk about that

(39:55):
a little.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
So since July, when I was let go from my
pre his position, I started doing social media full time
and it's been fantastic.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Man.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I've had a lot of time and energy to be
able to focus on this, and I'm doing better than ever,
to be quite honest. So twenty twenty six is gonna
be amazing. I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
And what about you, Ethan?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You probably are grateful for the fact that you had
your coworker's wife deported that.

Speaker 11 (40:20):
Listen, I got I got one illegal alien out and
you know, millions to go, millions to go, one down,
millions to go, But every every single one is a
step in the right direction. But honestly, I got married
this year. I'm super grateful for that. That's been awesome.
I like that that, plus you know, the little things

(40:41):
in life. I'm doing a job I love, and I
think that to your point there, you can't say enough
about that.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
What are your plans for Thanksgiving this year? Family stuff?

Speaker 8 (40:52):
Mom and Dad.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
I'm going to be hanging out with my wife and
my brother and a bunch of our friends, some burgers.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Your wife's Chinese. So what do they call Thanksgiving? Peng
Pang Day or something like that.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
I don't know, but I will tell you.

Speaker 11 (41:05):
She keeps asking me to stop off at at PetSmart and.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
We don't.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
They don't sell turkeys at PetSmart, but something culturally.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Something turtles or something. What about you? What are you
doing for Thanksgiving? Steve? Such a racist comment. It's his
wife fun.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
You can't be You can't be racist against your own wife, Steve.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Don't be ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
No, So we've got family coming in from Louisiana. They're
actually bringing in a budhant stuff to duck in.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
That does sound good. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
It's it's a It's so there's a turkey, and then
inside the turkey there's a chicken, and inside the chicken
there's a duck, and inside the duck there's a nutria,
and inside the neutrio.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
There's a pigeon.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
And then you put buden inside of that, and then
inside of.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
That, weirdly enough, there's another turkey.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
I don't know how you guys do it, man, stuffing
animals into animals.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
It sounds like Arkansas thing, dude.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Louisiana is legit when it comes to food, though, you
guys can anything tastes good. When you're in South Louisiana,
you can go into any gas station mini mart. You'd
find the better food than you'd find anywhere on the
Upper East Coast.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
You can literally go into a gas station and get
like a plate of like crawfichet to fe, a bottle
of whiskey. Yeah, and then probably a gun too. God,
but that's America incarnate.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We used to do advertisements.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I think we still do technically for a hardware store
in East Texas where it's hardware guns and Kolatchies.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Oh my god, I know. Send me there.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Hey, I'm so grateful for my good buddy at Steve
loves Amo. To those of you that don't already follow him,
make sure you do follow my buddy Ethan Buchanan on
X as well.

Speaker 11 (42:40):
What you're at at Underscore Ethan Buchanan. That's bu c
h A N A N.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
To the rest of you, I love you all.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
We'll see you back here bright and early Monday morning
for more of what you bought a radio for a
happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Everybody listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Rady until the
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