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Speaker 2 (00:19):
A fish. Yes, that's right. A fish fell from the
sky in New Jersey. It hit a car. Could you
imagine you're just driving along, you look up, you see
a fish falling down. It hits your car in New Jersey.
So I guess we know what a Boeing airplane served
for lunch that day. Huh Hi. I'm Kenny Webster. I'm
live today from Dallas Fort Worth, the Metroplex, they call it.
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I am at iHeartMedia Dallas. Very kind people here. Everybody's
been very friendly and I'm gonna be with you for
the next hour. So thanks so much for turning on
your radio. In case you're curious, the morning show has
been off this week. I'm traveling, Steve's traveling, Billy Ed
is off on a fishing trip. Mister Kenneth is at
a spa somewhere. Mister oh, we don't know where he is.
It's none of our business what he's doing. We certainly
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don't ask questions, but I will be on Blaze TV
tonight with Alex Stein. I'm also gonna be on with
Sarah Gonzalez. I'm on a couple of their shows. I'm
doing TV up here in Dallas, and then tomorrow I'm
gonna be on Info Wars with Owen Schreyer. So I'm
really looking forward to that. And speaking of Blaze TV,
my guess not this segment. Joining me in the next
segment for the next hour is going to be Jimmy,
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the producer Jimmy they call him JVT. He's a stand
up comedian from Dallas Fort Worth. He's also the co
host and the producer of Primetime with Alex Stein. To
stick around for him, he'll be He's very funny, a
lot of great insight, a lot of sarcasm. If you
don't like sarcasm, you're not gonna like Jimmy. But he's great.
I think you'll really enjoy him. So what will we
be talking about? Great question. Joe spoke last night for
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the first time. We finally got to see him and
a lot. He did not explain why he stepped down.
He didn't explain why he quit the race. We were
told now that he's out and Kamala's in. Apparently Kamala
is gonna win this thing. She's got high polling numbers.
Turns out not so much. Trump's still with a dominating portion,
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getting a big fraction of Black voters. She hasn't taken
back as many black voters from the Republican Party as
people thought. And don't I'm not trying to mix the
words here, don't misunderstand me. I'm not suggesting that most
black people are now Republicans. But if you went back
ten years, I mean, we're talking about ninety five percent
of the Republican vote was going excuse me, ninety five
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percent of the black vote was going towards Democrats. Well,
now we learn twenty one percent of black men are
voting for Trump, which is the opposite of what we've
seen any previous election in this lifetime. And that's all
Donald Trump. All right. So Breitbart dot Com today with
a report on some of the polling data that just
came out. We have polling data because remember Kaala has
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been you know, it's she made this big announcement last
weekend and it's been a few days now, so we've
had a chance to see what do the pollsters think
of Kamala. What do people, average folks and flyover states
think of a president Kamala? Former President Trump actually leads
Kamala Harris by seven points nationally in this two person race.
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According to Rasmussen, Trump's lead remains the same when a
third party candidates included. And I'm sure you know who
with that would be. So if it's a two person
race between Harris and Trump, the Donald tops the Cackler
mcnever borders are fifty percent to forty three. If you
put RFK Junior in the mix and Cornell last and
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Jill Stein and Chase Oliver, all they do is take
votes away from Kamala. Cackler mcnever borders are RFK comes
in third with four percent. In a two person race,
Trump tops Harris with men fifty three to forty one.
He narrowly leads among women forty five. Now that's exactly
the opposite of what everyone's told you, isn't it? Over
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and over again? You've heard this over and over and
over again. Women hate Donald Trump. He can't win against
a woman, which is weird because he's already won against
a woman. But anyway, that number should be closer to
ninety percent for the Democrats and ten percent for the Republicans.
But whatever, he's still most According to this polling data,
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forty seven percent of women prefer Donald Trump. And when
asked if Kamala is the best possible presidential candidate for
the Democrat Party this year, a plurality of forty three
percent said no, only forty one percent said yes. Among Democrats,
seventy five percent said yes, fourteen percent said no. With independence,
twenty eight percent said yes, while the majority of fifty
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one percent said no. They have this other polling data,
I don't have it in front of me right now
about favorability likability of all of the Democrat candidates that
could have had Kamala's seat right now. It's a list
of governors and senators and prominent Democrats from around the state.
And the thing I found so interesting about this is
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when you put the popularity of Kamala side by side
with all the other prominent Democrats from around the country,
Newsom Pritzker of Illinois, Rafael Warnick, the senator from Georgia,
Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, Mark Kelly, the Senator from Arizona,
Kamala is less popular than all of them. In fact,
the most popular Democrat in the country right now is
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Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, So you're probably wondering, well, if
he's the most popular, why isn't he the candidate. And
the reason why, according to according to CNN, CNN anchors
have admitted this out loud, is because he is a Jew.
So no, no, no, Democrats aren't going to get fired
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up about a Jew. Not with what's going on in
Israel right now. Is it really that bad in the
Democrat Party looks like it. At the end of June,
Far Left CNN said Trump had six points forty nine
to forty three. This week, CNN says Trump has three
points forty nine to forty six, So Harris is doing
three points better than Biden, but still not good enough.
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In early July, NPR had Biden up two points. This week,
NPR has Trump up one point, so Trump gained three
points in the NPR poll against Kamala. In mid July,
Reuters had Trump two over Biden. This week, Reuters has
Harris up two over Trump. So it really is anybody's
race at this point, but it's still looking like Trump's
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the more popular candidate. We don't really know the shape
of the race for another couple of weeks, but then
there will be at least two events that shake things up,
the Democrat Convention and any debate between Harris and Trump.
Which is it? It begs an interesting question, and I'll
play your voicemails tomorrow on the show. Do you think
Trump should debate Kamala? We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
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Speaker 2 (07:07):
We're to host the show with a couple of knuckle
his ky Western Ginia. Hey, we're back. If you're just
turning on your radio, I am live today from Dallas
Fort Worth. I'm in the Metroplex. I think that's what
cool people call it. And I've never been cool before,
so I probably don't get to call it that. But anyway,
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if you're just tuning in the morning show, as you know,
we've been on break all week, but we're live this
afternoon from Dallas Fort Worth and I could not not
do a show today with all the insane things going on.
So if you're just turning on your radio, I've got
to assume most of you by now. I heard Joe
Biden gave an address yesterday from the Oval Office, and
you can't blame conspiracy theorists for wondering. There's video now
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of him on the internet where he looks taller than
he was before. It's very bizarre. But before we even
speculate on why that is is, I know people think
he has a body double. I can't prove any of that.
I don't know if that's true, but I do know this,
as he spoke yesterday, did we get a reason why
President Biden quit the race? We did not. For months now,
we've been told he's healthy, he's sharp as attack, he's
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absolutely fine. And the Liberals, when they thought he was
the candidate, they would have done anything to get him
out of office. They hated this guy. They just once
he lost that debate to Donald Trump and Donald Trump
got shot at and he looked like a hero with
the blood dripping down his face and his fist in
the air. He looked so awesome. They couldn't wait to
get rid of Joe. Well, now Joe's out and Kamala's in,
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and now they're right back to the cover up before
they created I mean a week ago. Guys. It's crazy
how the liberal media will go from one thing to
the next. Suddenly they don't care anymore. Suddenly the only
person in the White House press pool asking questions about
Joe Biden's health and the obvious cover up of his
health is Peter Doocey. He's like the only journalist in
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the room. Now. I'm not alone in the room right now,
even though he technically was. I have another gentleman in
the room right now with me named Jimmy. Jimmy is
the producer of The Alex Steinshow, Primetime with Alex Stein
on Blaze TV. And you're a stand up comedian and
a producer. Your name's JVT. We don't have to explain
too much about your family, but you actually are related
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to people in the healthcare industry. Yes, a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I got to assume if one of your family members
had Joe Biden as a patient, they would want somebody
to become the executive to what is it, the executor
to his state? He can't handle his own finances, how's
the guy going to have the nuclear coach?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Jimmy, You know, that's a great question. I ask, would
you even trust Joe Biden to drive a car that
you're in? I wouldn't. I've taken trips with my mother
in law driving and I told my wife, like, this
isn't happening anymore. We're ubering or I'm driving so and
she is eleven years younger than Joe Biden. So yeah,
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he shouldn't be running the country. He shouldn't be running
a seven eleven. And the gas lighting has just reached
epic proportions.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So okay, do you think he really had COVID?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You know, probably? I mean, who knows at this point.
I believe anything, any lie, any conspiracy with him, But
I would guess probably because I think he probably had
a little brain fog when they slipped in that resignation
statement that he woke up from his nave and see,
oh gosh, I guess I dropped out.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So all right, the other big story today, Kamala's in Houston.
I'm here in Dallas, so I missed all the fun.
But Kamala's in Houston. I'm so old, Jimmy, How old
are you? Jimmy, I'm so old?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm so old. I can remember when Kamala became the
borders are now Apparently nobody else remembers this. Three years
ago is June twenty twenty one, so is three years
in a month. That was all the news was about.
Kamala is going to go down to Central America. She's
going to figure out the root cause of the crisis
at the border. She's going to go down. She never
actually went to the border. Now the liberal media is
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trying to erase the borders are title from Kamala Harris's past,
because clearly the border is a mess, and if she
was responsible for it, she's got a campaign on that.
So PolitiFact. PolitiFact is a fact checking website supposedly created
by former intelligence agents. Have you ever heard that before?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, you know what Glenn Greenwald is. Yeah, Glenn Greenwald,
who's a liberal, claims that a lot of these fact
checking websites are actually operated by and founded by, and
the controls by former intelligence agents. And I've never been
able to wrap my mind around that. Why would people
that work for the FBI and the CIA, why would
it be so important for them to be able to
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control the narrative? I guess the answer is probably pretty obvious,
but you know, it's just weird that they streamline them
right into that. And anyway, so today, as you pick
around on Twitter. There's a tweet from PolitiFact that says
Kamala Harris was never the borders are, and then it's
been fact checked with links to congressional bills and statements
from Joe Biden and CNN and NBC articles from three
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years ago. This is exactly what the Soviets did. Get
rid of your candidate. Erase him right, he's not popular anymore.
Erase the news stories. It's never been more obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
We've always been at war with eur Asia. That's what
it sounds like the nineteen eighty four book where they
just rewrite history to whatever's convenient for the time. And
it's I remember reading that in high school and me
like this is so ridiculous, but it's actually happening before
our very eyes. And the funny thing is they've gotten
really bad at lying, Like I'm sure you saw that
Axios article or Kamala Harris was never the borders are,
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and the same author wrote that article saying she was
the borders are. That's the funny part. It's literally the
same author. It's not like, oh there's some documents, literally.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The same author. It can't be both, Like you can't
have written an article three years ago. You can change
your opinions. I get that there are people that used
to be liberal they became conservative, people that used to
be conservative that became liberal. Used to be a Christian,
now you're a Jew. Used to be an atheist, now
you're a scientologist. You can't change facts, Jimmy, You just
can't do it. But here we are, and it's happening
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all over the place. The question is this your average
news consumer isn't that bright? I hate to I mean, yeah,
your average American doesn't consume as much news as people
like you and I do. They just get little bits
of it. Well.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I used to be like that, and now, looking back
at college, Jimmy, I was like, wow, I used to
believe every headline and it's just so not true most
of the news.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Do people Will people buy? Will average people buy this?
And before you answer that question, I just want to
point out conservatives in Houston have hated Dan Crenshaw for
years and you still gets seventy percent of the primary
vote because there's enough people that don't turn on the radio,
they don't look at Twitter, they don't watch Fox News,
they don't look at Blaze TV. Are they gonna fit.
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Will Will they be fooled by this?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I feel like less people will be full just because
we've been told for the last two years that Joe
Biden is totally fine and everyone, I don't say everyone.
That debate was probably the most watched political event. I
mean I can't think of since when. And I think
people realize, oh, everyone's been lying that Joe Biden isn't
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basically a corpse. Yeah, so I feel like people will
at least be more skeptical than usual. Do you notice
how the term gas lighting gets used more and more
nowadays than it used to, but not for what we're
talking about right now. Women in their twenties and thirties
like to use the term gas lighting to describe what
their boyfriend's doing when he talks about how he was
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out last night with his friends, when he was really
at a strip club or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You know what I mean. This is what gaslighting is.
This is the definition on a massive scale. And how
do you hold these people accountable for it?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That's the scary part. I don't really know how. I
mean that you can vote them out, I mean that's
really the only way to think. But I've we have
to have some rich people on our side, and Elon
Musk kind of saved the day, save truth, save free speech.
And it's always funny seeing the PolitiFact way you brought
up earlier, the community notes, fact check, the fact check
with links basically making it indisputable. So I mean, I
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feel like Elon Musk is really saved the day in
that sense. But I and I think you just have
to talk about it and shame them. But it's it's
not always easy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I feel very good about America when I see a
fact checker get fact checked on social media. Me too,
because I've been fact checked on social media a thousand times.
When I know I was right, someone's trying to community
note one of my tweets. I had a tweet that
went viral about Lena Hidalgo as a Dallas resident. Are
you familiar with our county judge, Well, I know she's
allegedly missing right now, yes, yeah, we don't know where
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she is. Last year, around this time, she disappeared for
three months. She went into a She claims she went
to a mental health clinic for depression, sort of like
the John Fetterman narrative when he was missing after he
first got elected. But the buzz around Harris County Commissioner's
quarter is that she actually had a pill popping addiction
to adderall or something. And I don't know if that's true.
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I have no idea. I know when she eventually came
back she was like thirty pounds heavier, at least she
looked like it. So if true, that certainly would lend
it like if you got off speed, you'd gain weight, right,
And this isn't about body shaming Lena Hidalgo. It's the
last thing I'm trying to do. But now it's a
year later, she's disappeared again, just in time for Kamala
to come to town. Now, as crazy as this is, Jimmy,
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Lena Hidalgo is the single most powerful Democrat elected official
in the state of Texas. She's the executive in charge
of the biggest county. She's younger than both of us.
She probably has less experience running a business or an
organization than you and I do. And I'm sure you
and I aren't qualified enough to do it. Meanwhile, this woman,
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you know, messy, sloppy, gets mad, angry, blows her temper
in the middle of the Commissioner's court, Supposedly supposedly as
a pill popping addiction. She is on the Biden administer
the Biden campaign. She's a paid consultant for policy to
the Biden campaign. Kamala comes to town, the vice president
of her party, the vice president of America, the presumed
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nominee of her party. She's nowhere to be seen. Now,
isn't that a little odd? That's extremely odd. It really
lends itself to the Soviet stuff. We were just talking about,
where's Lena. Here's what sucks about this, Jimmy. The only
people asking questions about this in Houston, the biggest city
in Texas, the third biggest county in America, the biggest
county in the state. People like you and I conservatives
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at the Texan and Texas Scorecard. No one else is
even talking about this. ABC thirteen in the Houston Chronicle.
None of them think this is a news story.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, that's pretty shocking. You're like you like, because if
there's if she's not being uh, if she's not missing
for a good reason, it's almost like kind of rude
or kind of like, hey, the president presidential nominees coming
to town and you just don't show up. So yeah,
that is weird that no one thinks like, ohh maybe
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this is a big story, kind of like how people
just ignored all the Hunter Biden laptop starts like, we
don't think it's newsworthy. That's not why we're not talking
about it.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So I hate to draw a line here, but it's
impossible to not see it. Biden missing in action, Biden's
broken brain, them telling us Biden's fine, Lena's missing, Lena's
not here to greet Kamala Harris today when she comes
to Houston, Texas. How does it? How is it that
on the national level and the local level, they're all
using the same playbook.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's bizarre. And what is it with politicians disappearing these days?
Because I mean, we talked about I don't want to
speak ill of the dead Shila Jackson, but I don't
think anyone knew she was sick or had health issues,
and her account was tweeting about how much she hated
Trump up to the point she was dead, right, So
that's almost gaslighting too, being like, Hey, this woman's on
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her deathbed, but I'm still gonna tweet how much I
hate Trump and how bad his speeches and all that stuff.
I'm just like it's just a bizarre time in politics.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
See you get it, and you're a stand up comedian
in Dallas. You don't even live in Houston. Did you
have any interest in running for county judge?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Fly from Texas broadcasting across the People's Republic of America.
This is perceive of how it is radio with Ken
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Speaker 5 (19:40):
Back.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He just didn'tvite it and addressed the nation last night.
He looked good for an eighty one year old man
who had just survived COVID and a backstabbing. I don't
think there's really any other way to explain that, and
it was kind of sad. But the part that really
got to me was when he said he was stepping
down so he could spend more time with his good
friend Bob Newhart. I mean that is it's sweet, but
also is he okay? You could tell he needed to
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go by how many times he said Whoopee would make
a good president. I don't think he knows that those
are two different people. Jimmy, I don't think he even
knows Whoopy's a real person. I think he thinks it's
a cartoon character JVT is in the studio right now,
and stand up comedian, producer of Alex Stein Primetime with
Alex Stein on Blaze TV, and a cynical voter.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
If I'm not mistaken, Yeah I I Alex has turned
me into a cynical voter. His punch line that he
always says is thinking the politician cares about you is
like thinking the stripper actually loves you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, he's correct about that. Yesterday, a politician from a
different country addressed Congress. Netanyahu gave a speech from the
Joint Session of Congress. Speech. Pelosi hated it. She said
that BB's speech was the worst ever by a foreign
leader that she'd ever heard. She also said every Trump
speech she's ever heard is the worst spreech she's ever
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There's a lot of worst speeches in Pelosi's book. Remember
when she ripped up Remember when she ripped up a
document on Live.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
To Yeah, it's kind of petty, but kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Have you ever heard that that was illegal?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I have not heard that.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's that document is official property of the government, and
by ripping it up, I mean, who cares?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
But it's like, I mean, they would have made a
much bigger stink. If that was a Republican doing it
to a Democratic president, if Mike Johnson had done that
to Biden, they'd.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Be like, oh my gosh, she broke feral wa. So
has Ben Benjamin yetna, who's speaking, Rashida Talib, the congresswoman
for Pakistan, No, I'm sorry, dear born, dear Bornistan. I
think is what it's called is she's a Palestinian American
and she's sitting in the audience with a little sign
in its green. Did you get why it was green?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Well, I think it's brat summer right.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
For those that don't know, the green the lime green
is the the the album cover of a pop star
from England named Charlie xc X. And she's messy. She's
a ketamine snorting, you know, pill pop and party and
she has a new album out called Brat and she says,
Kamala is brat. And most of Charlie XCX's fans are gay, right,
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very like man who dance in pride parades and little
thongs and it's that sort of thing, right, that's her audience.
They love them some. Kamala Rashida loves Kamala Rashida loves Hamas.
I don't think Hamas likes any of these people. Jimmy, Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I really think the Gays for Palestine will really change
things in Palestine. But you know what they say, there's
nothing that moves American voters like British pop stars past
their prime.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Or Palestinian extremists. Right.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Well, actually, you know what, And I want to say
because I think we're going to talk about the protests,
because I was really on Israel's side, but when I
saw those Palestinian protests defacing historic US monuments, I'm like,
you know what those are the good guys?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Absolutely, Okay, do you remember this? Not long ago, some
high school college kids somewhere with a pickup truck drove
over a Pride flag that was painted in the street.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'm still shaking.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
He's been charged with Thank you, Jimmy. He's been charged
with a hate crime.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, absolutely, hate crime for.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Putting skid marks on a street.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
How dare he?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Amazingly, all the people that were arrested last night outside
of the Capitol in Washington, d C. For defacing monuments
and Vanda burning American flags flying, they've all been released
already supposedly, according to the report I'm looking at with
no charges, that guy's still in trouble for driving on
an American street. Meanwhile, these people over here got violent
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at the United States Capital, same place where January sixth happened.
You know, the worse than nine to eleven, worse than
Pearl Harbor. We've been told can't help. But notice, Jimmy,
for the one thousandth time, there's two sets of rules
in this country.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh absolutely. And I actually saw some tweet and I
don't know this is true, but it was some from
some official accounts saying that the reason they couldn't do
mass arrests because they had a twenty nine office total
and couldn't do crowd control. Have you seen any of
these Palestine protests? Why would you only have twenty nine officers.
It just seems like they're intentionally letting these people get
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away with it. I mean, they're clearly not trying that
hard to keep them at bay. But you know whatever,
Like I said, I'm on the Palestinian protester side. After
they deface all our monuments and they seem like really
nice people.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, thank you, Jimmy. When you realize, when you realize
that you're very good at satire, which makes it hard
to have a serious conversation with you. But in your defense,
that's why I invited you in. So you're not doing
anything wrong. Yes, waiting for Alex Stein. You do work
for alex Stein's. When you consider how Nancy Pelosi told
the National Guards stand down on January sixth, and they
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took secret service away from Donald Trump's rallying in Butler, Pennsylvania,
it's hard to think that wasn't intentional. And now knowing
that this happened yesterday, that they only had what what
was the number again, you just said it, nine twenty
nine isn't a lot of people to deal with hundreds
of protests.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
It was way more than hundreds.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
There's I'm watching video on my computer screen right now
of pro Palestinian let's call them what they are, pro
Hamas protesters dragging and assaulting a police officer on the
bricks outside of Union Station. The protesters were also filmed
replacing the US flag with the Palestinian flag before setting
fire to the US flag. US Capitol police were forced
to issue a warning to Hill staffers, urging them people
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that work at the Capitol to avoid the sidewalks and
use underground tunnels when traveling between congressional buildings. We're back
to the secret tunnels again. Oh my god, they're back.
Oh my gosh. You know, people wonder why those Jewish
guys in New York City had secret tunnels?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Is it? This?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Is this the reason why? The same reason we have
them in Washington d C.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I mean, yeah, you got to keep the Jews safe.
And then you know Hamas has tunnels too. Everyone just
loves tunnels. There's a lot of tunnels in this conflict.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't have any tunnels. Yeah, neither do I did
you know there are tunnels in downtown Houston because it's
so hot. There's like a mall. I'm probably not explaining
this ride. I've never gone down there, but there's stores
down there, there's shops. It gets so hot in the
summer in downtown Houston that when people go on their
lunch break in your downtown, you don't see anybody walking
around on a hot day. They're all underground. And then
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you go down there, there's like a water burger, you
can get your nails done.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah, I've actually there's a few of those in downtown
Dallas too. Is that right, Yeah, because no one's outside.
But in Houston, you it's more humid. You just melt
there here you kind of bake.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And Toronto has that too, but that's because it's cold. Yeah.
Who has the best underground tunnels? The Jews, the Capitol,
Houston or the Canadians.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I still think Hamas because apparently we can't even decide
if they exist or not.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We're forgetting about the tunnels of the border.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Oh yeah, No. El Choppo has some pretty bad ass tunnels.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do you remember that he escaped from prison on a
moped through an underground tunnel that is staff members built
for him. And then it was it was the stupidity
of Sean Penn thinking he was going down to the
Jungles in Mexico to interview El Choppo got followed by
the FBI. Now you love a good conspiracy theory. Do
you think Sean Penn? Do you think he thought he
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was writing an article for Rolling Stone or he was
helping intelligence agents take down a CARTELVI.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No, I think he's a useful idiot, like every Hollywood actor.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, that's exactly what Nancy Mace called Rashida Talib yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
A useful idiot.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, you know, some people want to be like, hey,
stop bombing Palestine. But then when people in her district
were chanting death to America, she refused to condemn it.
I'm like, why are you even an American, like American
senator if you won't condemn that. It's just it's very bizarre.
It's very complicated situation. I just wish, you know, we
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just stopped sending bombs anywhere and just used it over here.
But that's just my opinion.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
There's an even crazier example of this with ilhan Omar
recently gave a speech in her district in Minneapolis. Have
you seen this?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I thought it was Somalia. You know, well, it's actually
an official state of Somalia. It's kind of like how
we treat Hawaii. Somalia treats her disjokes like that.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You're correct, but you're getting ahead of me a little bit.
The leader of Somalia comes and visits and they're speaking
in whatever their language is. Who knows what it's called.
I don't think they even know. It's so obscure. And
he tells the audience ilhan Omar is the lawmaker for
Somalia and the crowd cheers, and they say all this
in front of TV cameras and journalists and reporters. That happened,
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I don't know, a week or two ago. That wasn't
even recently long enough that you'd think somebody would have
responded to it by Now. Isn't that the definition of
being a trader? I mean, you're admitting out loud, I
am a representative in the US government, but I don't
speak for the interest of the US government or the
people in America. I am here to help a foreign country.
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That's the definition of treason, right.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
No, No, you're just being racist. Remember, like, if you
can love whatever country, even if you're supposed to serve America.
But you know, saying that, I actually work with this
organization that turns some mally pirates really yeah, and trains
them into pastors.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Really yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
They say, look at me, I'm the chaplain. Now that's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
H you're welcome, Thank you. If that's my dad joke.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Now, I'm not a fan of the government doing anything.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
This is the pursuit of happiness. Radio on KPRC Am
nine fifty.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
All right, good news, this is huge, guys. You're not
gonna believe this. George Clooney has endorsed I know you
think I'm gonna say Donald Trump, but I'm not. It's
hard to believe he's endorsing Kamala Harris. But since he
didn't do it while ripping off his T shirt to
reveal a Kamala tank top, nobody cared. And by the way,
the tank top has to be lime green and you
have to be wearing a thong when you do it,
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otherwise you're not really a Kamala supporter. Hey, welcome back.
I'm live today from the Metroplex. For those of you
that don't know, that's what people into call their city,
because Dallas is you know, it's a big city. But
if it was just Dallas, it wouldn't matter. Fort Worth
it's big. If it was just Fort Worth, Jimmy, nobody
would care. But you've got Irving, you have Arlington. Who
could forget Plano, the ladies of Plano, the sloppy wine
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moms of Plano. I'm sure they'll be voting for you.
Have been getting death threats, Jimmy, I have to explain
who you are. Jvts here. He's a comedian and he's
a producer, for and co host of one of my
favorite TV shows, Primetime with Alex Stein on Blaze TV,
which I'm in Dallas right now appearing on. And Alex
has been on the show many times, and I thought
it'd be cool to get Jimmy to come and co
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host with me for about forty five minutes. So that's
what he's been doing. And Jimmy, you and I have
something in common. We have no political power, we have
no authority over everything. We're kind of funny, we're kind
of smart, we're kind of good looking, and people.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Want to kill us. Why Because jokes are violence. That's
why it can't be that sub Oh yeah, it is so.
And I was talking about this yesterday. I'm sure you
saw it in net and Yahoo's speech. He said, Oh,
gays for Gaza. That's like chickens for KFC, which is
like the most overused Twitter meme.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But it's it's a joke that's been told many times
and yet accurate.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yes, But when that first came out, I came up
with my own version. So I told this joke and
open mic and I said, gaze for Palestine, that's like
feminists for Saudi Arabia, Wales for Japan, Michael Jackson fans
for child safety and it got a few chuckles scuod
h huh. I'm like, okay, it's trending, I'll post it.
So I posted it. Yeah yeah, well Amey just stole that.
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It's been told a million times. Sure he didn't write it. Yeah,
so I posted on Instagram. Went to sleep. The next day,
I woke up to hundreds and I'm not getting hundreds
of comments and messages from angry Hamas supporters and one
liberal white.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Lady, one liberal white woman. Isn't an interesting how they
and she probably has per well.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
No, her profile picture was just the Palatine flag, really,
so I'm not sure what her hair.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Was, isn't it I know at this point's been made before,
just like that joke by BBI. But isn't it amazing
how neoliberals like this new era of neo progressivism, which
is just socialists who wear Lulu Lemon running pants or whatever,
purple hair, right, some piercings, the white collar work at
home zoom meeting job. They sort of look like punk rockers,
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and yet Johnny Rotten hates them, you know what I mean?
Like the old school punk rockers think this is you're
all conformists in your authoritarians. The new counterculture is us.
It's like it's average people that reject what they're doing.
And yet you know, body positive, cut off your genitals,
don't spend an hour at the gym, but spend three
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hours working on the perfect shade of purple for your hair.
How is it that the punk rock aesthetic is now
the authoritarian aesthetic.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
That's a great question, and I think I think it's
just I think it started with celebrities becoming corporate sellouts
and they kind of influenced the generation of punk rock.
And but yeah, that is a good point. That kind
of that what punk rock used to be like f
the establishment, and now it's like listen to the establishment
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or you're a bigot, which is just hilarious. But before
we get to off topic, can I read my favorite
death threat?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I would loved I would love that, Yes of course, yes, Okay,
because much like Alex, I have a short attention Spanish.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, yes, yes, So it was this account. I'm not kidding.
It was called brown man Vengeance. That was his user name.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
It's a Twitter account, an Instagram, an Instagram account called
brown Man venge isn't that interesting that they want to
be called brown?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah, it was pretty shocking.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
But what color do we use to describe the Native
Americans in the Asians?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well, I have Americans more redskin, and I.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Don't think we're allowed to say We're not allowed to
say it.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
We can't say redskins.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
No, isn't that weird? You could say black and brown,
but you can't say these colors. Anyway, I distracted.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
You anyway, So account brown man vengeance. He messaged me,
you won't be laughing when two masked Hamas boys rape
you from all your holes parentheses, including your ears and nostrils.
Good God, And my first thought was for a non
English speaker, that's great punctuation.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And then also, if they hate gays so much, why
do they do gay stuff when they're angry?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
That's a good point. Is that how they do stress relief?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I don't get it. We talked about this on your
show yesterday, Batcha Bazi. Yeah, in Afghanistan, where they're ultra
ultra traditional conservative Korean fundamentalists, it's okay to have sex
with a little boy.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I can't even think of why that's possibly acceptable. But
here's the thing. Some things just don't make sense, and
I accept that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
So of course we spent twenty years trying to explain
to Mocker and capitalism to these people to make them
like it, and it didn't work. Hey, before we run
out of time here, because we only have a few
minutes left, some people might be wondering, who is JVT. Jimmy,
you call yourself JVT. Can you explain why, ah.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Well in JVT or my initials? And because I have
a very distinct last name and my entire family were
are a bunch of doctors. And I actually went to
an ivy league school. I went to Princeton. I played
football there, so everyone assumed I was going to keep
my family's respect.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And now you're a stand up comedian on a right
wing parody.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Show yep, and my host is most known for calling
AOC a big booty latina. So I thought, huh, I
don't want anyone booking a surgery with my dad and
coming up with and then search results see AOC big
booty Latina featuring and so I made an executive decision
for the sake of my family. Although I told my
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dad that and he says, no, it's okay. Hey, I
prefer right wingers as my patients because the left wingers
complain about everything?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah? You said that. I thought that was funny.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Someone once asked, what is the Lauren Michaels, Lauren Michael's
the producer of Saturday Life. Why do you always make
fun of conservatives? Why don't you ever make fun of liberals?
And I'm paraphrasing here because I don't remember quite how
they phrased the question or quite how he phrased his answer,
but his answer was essentially, conservatives can laugh at themselves.
Liberals can't. And I remember thinking, Wow, for the producer
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of Saturday Night Live to admit that out loud, that
was pretty shocking. That's true, It's true, right. It was
a good answer. I remember thinking, Wow, Lauren Michaels, I'm
kind of impressed by you. Can we go back to
the Stanford thing for a minute.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Stanford?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
What was the school? You want to Princeton? I'm sorry, no,
I already screwed it up in my head. I went
on a blind date recently with a woman from Stanford
and she was batsuper crazy.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, a lot of IVY leagues in Stanford adjacent people
are is that right.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, why is that? I figured you all be smarter
than us.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, I feel like So here's my theory. A lot
of people who go to these Ivy League schools, they
usually come from great families. Usually good money can go
to schools that give them a good education, can get
them have a chance to go in Ivy League school
So they really haven't suffered, they really haven't been a victim.
But today the victim mentality has been rewarded, so like,
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we have to be a victim for something. So they
want to stand for some cause, whether it's Palestine, whether
it's LGBT rights, whether it's something where they can stand
either as a victim or on behalf of victims, and
it gives them power, it gives them meaning because they
want to act like they've had a hard life when
in reality, if the biggest thing in your life that's
bringing you down is people don't respect your day of
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them pronouns, you have a pretty awesome life.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, that's a great way to explain it before we
run out of time here, because we only have a
minute left. Jimmy, you're a dad and you're you know
you're not that you're younger than me. But like by
parents standards, I think a lot our parents generation, they
were probably younger than you when you had a kid.
You're now raising a child in a very strange world,
very different from your parents or your grandparents' generation. And
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yet you're a very seem like a reasonable person. You
actually grasp reality. You understand how many genders there really are,
You understand gravity, and you're not gonna tell your kid
to be morbidly obese, that that's a healthy life decision,
or any parenting advice or any thoughts philosophy on parenting.
Now that that's how long you've been a dad for
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eight months, how's it going. Oh, it's so fun. I
don't really sleep. But she's hilarious. She likes to yel
she likes to slap me.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
The only thing. The worst part is that I tried
to take my baby to a bar and I got
kicked out, which is weird because babies just act like
wasted white girls, you know, throwing up, crying for no reason,
letting an idiot like me take them home. So I
think babies should be allowed in bars. But besides that,
everything's been great. I think your mistake was you didn't
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bring the baby to a drag queen bar. You know
that's true. They want babies there.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
But it would have been encourage. Hey, can people watch
us tonight on Blaze TV Prime to absolutely go. We'll
stream it live on YouTube at Primetime with Alex Stein.
We're going at six pm Central Time and we actually
have a six show tonight. We have Joe Exotic calling
from Jail Tiger the Tiger King. Yeah, the Tiger King,
and can I get aids from talking on the phone
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with him?
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Oh my god, that's terrible. Hey, so watch me tonight
and they can watch the For those that haven't seen it,
there was an episode last night as well, they can
watch the archive. Tomorrow. I'm gonna be broadcasting live from
Austin Owen Shroyer. I'll be on his show Info Wars
if you guys know what that is. Hey, to the
rest of you, I love you all. Thank you so
much for tuning in. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon for
more of what you bought a radio for. Have a
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great day.
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