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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
At Travis and Taylor. Yes, those two have reportedly chosen
June thirteenth of next year as their wedding date. Okay,
Taylor chose Travis just stood there and nodded his head.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
More than likely.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hi, everybody, I am Kenny Webster, Big afternoon, guestless huge. Actually,
Tony Ortiz is stopping by from Current Revolt dot com.
We are going to be looking at all the candidates
who did and didn't file. That should be interesting. Also
here this afternoon, Gavin mckinnis very controversial person, creator of
Vice News and the Proud Boys. Even more offensive than that.
Did you know he once started the hipster movement? Absolutely disgusting.
(00:57):
My good friend Derek Bingham is here from Higgins Boat Rum. Derek,
you're making cocktails this afternoon. Tell us what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, it is.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It tis the season for nog and so it's time
to pick sides in the nag war. And so we
brought some Higgins Boat tikianag and a little bit of
what's called milk punch for you all to try.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And also here in the studio at Steve Loves Ammo,
the twitter Ax firebrand. Steve, apparently you're gonna have us
eat some food this afternoon as well.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What's the food?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Well, I really wanted to bring in some exotic food
for you guys, specifically from Somalia.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We're gonna eat some allion food from what Minnesota? I
take it from Minnesota exactly. All right, Now, hang on
a minute. I'm told that actually causes you to get
violent diarrhea. Now, why would we want to do that? Well,
because I want to lose weight.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
The difference between a politician and a snail. A snail
leaves its slime behind. You're listening to Kenny Webster. It
is pretend to be a time Traveler day. So that
explains Joe Biden keeps asking what year it is. Okay,
I know I told that joke on the Morning Show too,
but come on, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm Kenny Webster. I don't know if it's what pretend
to be a time Traveler Day means.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But I do know that today a lot of congressional candidates,
hopeful elected officials, with low polling numbers and no money
in their campaign. Coffers wishes they could go back in
time and try harder, as there are many people today
who still apparently haven't filed, and the time of this broadcast,
we are just noticing things. We notice stuff. Let's start
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off with this the Senate race around the state of Texas.
There's been a lot of talk about whether or not
Jasmine Crockett was going to run for Senate, and some
people have pointed out she would actually hurt the Democrat
Party's chances of being Senate winning the Senate race here
in the state of Texas come this time next year.
I gotta say, I think it's very silly anybody would
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make that point. The Democrats are not going to win.
It doesn't matter who their candidate is. Really doesn't matter
who the Republican's candidate is, Ken Paxton, Wesley Hunt, John Cornyn.
Any of these guys could be James Talerico or Beto
O'Rourke or Jasmine Crockett. But there is one person we
know they definitely won't be facing because he's just dropped
out of the Senate race.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Here with the details is Tony Ortuz of Current Revolt
dot com.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Hey, Kenny, Yeah, it's Colin Allred. So Colin Allred and
we tweeted it out late last night around eight o'clock,
but he officially announced it this morning. The Colin Allred
has decided to withdraw from the Senate race and run
for CD thirty three, which is currently held by Julie Johnson.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I get the impression Colin Allred probably has suffered from
some concussions in his life, would you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (03:46):
Yeah, And you can tell because he starts all his
emails off with some coffee discussions, so aways really weird,
like oh, thinking about this on coffee. His emails always goofy,
and then he puts up these these these messages or
these commercials and it's him like working out in his
raj and he really doesn't need to look that hut
for a guy that likes to like post pictures of
himself working out, it's very odd. But yeah, I mean
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he's kind of in almost like a wanna be Beto status,
because at least Betto was like liked by the left,
you know, and actually had some I guess you could
call it star power, but nobody cared. Not even Democrats
care about Colin Allred, so I don't really know what he's.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Doing speaking of people that took shots to the head.
Lauren Pania, also known as Lauren Mason, is an Austin
resident who is running as a Republican for Texas thirty seven,
traditionally Democrat district where candidates usually ruin by as many
as twenty sometimes thirty points. Lauren, who is not Hispanic,
changed her name to Pania. Maybe one of the dishonest
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things about her, but you know, a little consistent here
is strippers often have a stage name. And according to
your report, she worked at a strip club and performed
prostitution acts and sold to cocaine for nineteen years.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Is this true, well, a little bit.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
More to that. So you know, we did contact this
pinion and she did confirm that there were sex acts performed,
but it was not in exchange for money, and then
did furthermore, she did admit to selling drugs and working
for a gang while she was approximately around the age
of nineteen, so much when she was much younger, and
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she stayed something to the effect of she changed her
name from a tradition, traditional normal last name to Penya.
It's like a part of like a protection thing to
hide from I guess the gangs that were trying to
hunt her down. But she kept the same first name.
So it's just now she's she's afraid of being hunted down,
but she's running for a political office. It's just kind
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of it doesn't really add up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Boy, that reminds me of somebody else. There's a candidate
running against Dan Crenshaw who claims that she changed her
name many times because she was a victim of domestic violence.
But you did some research on this woman in realize
she was actually the perpetrator of said violence.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What's going on with that person?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Well, that's that's Ava Solari, right or whatever whatever her
eleven other last because I can't even I can't even
remember how many last names.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think it was nine. It's a lot.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Yeah, And she still may be married and just a
whole but she didn't answer any of these questions, by
the way, when we asked her whether or not she
was still married and what was up with all the
last names?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
And you know, she.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Herself had been arrested for domestic violence, despite claiming that
she was a victim of domestic violence. And I think
the police and if I recall correctly, found her to
be the perpetrator of all this but a total disaster.
And she's been on Twitter raising money and she's got
these these goofy ai photos that she posts, and you know,
people are giving her money. So I guess, I mean,
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you know, she hasn't filed any financial reports, but the
big news is that today's the last day of for filing,
and as I'm aware, she has still not filed a
run for office.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, so she hasn't raised any money, she's not filed yet.
It almost sounds like she's not a real candidate, which
I think is what we were criticized for pointing out
almost six months ago.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yeah, if I recall correctly, you even went to a
club meeting and you kind of casually brought it up
that this woman was kind of, for lack of a
nicer term, kind of a scam. And you know, I
think you were given a lot of junk for it,
and now it's seeming to be that you were right
all along.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I was kicked out of the Cypress tea party meeting.
But that's okay, Tony. I've been kicked out in nicer
dumps than that, and it'll probably happen to me again.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Save here, all right, So.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You have a great report called monitoring the Situation. It's
your way of summarizing all the weird little things that
are going on. And quite a bit is happening today
because we have reached the deadline for filing.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Is that correct, right?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
And there's a lot that's happened today, specifically with the SRC. Now,
the average listener, I think doesn't know what the SRC is,
and that's a good thing because if they did, they
probably spend too much time on the internet. The SRC
is the State Republican Executive Committee and it's made up
of a handful of people across Texas who are technically
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elected officials that nobody knows who the heck they are
outside of themselves, but they deem themselves the most important
people in Texas politics despite nobody knowing who the heck
they are. But that being the case, several one of
them is getting sued by Panya, who we talked about
earlier in the day because he sent her, in my opinion,
even a rather threatening email and talking about, if I
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recall correctly, like destroying her life, among other things. It
is kind of wild, and we published the full email
unredacted on our website, so you can go read that there.
And then additionally, the SRAC had a meeting this weekend
where the Republican Party chairman and another SRC member gotten
quite a verbal verbal argument. And the SRC is supposed
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to publish all their meetings publicly, and after we published
that story on Friday about that argument, they took the
video down. It's completely gone now, you can't find it.
But luckily, as we do, we always save everything, and
so we have the full copy of that meeting on
our website as well. And then there's just a lot
of stuff going on, so you can check it out
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on our website.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I think it's fantastic that you do that habitually taking
the time to record and save everything. Probably makes some
people wonder if you're some kind of weird autist, but
that's just part of what it means to be a
good journalist.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Tom It's Weabini thought to them, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I love that, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Republican Party Chairman Abraham George, the leader of the Texas
Republican Party has also made headlines on your website today.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Why is that?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Well, he you know, there was again, there was an
SRC meeting and they tried to Greg Abbat has committed.
I believe that you have to forgive me. I don't
know the exact number, but quite a lot of money
to the Republican Party, specifically for their their bi annual
or I guess twice a year or once every two years.
I guess it's bi annual, right, bi annual convention.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Right.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
The Republican Party of Texas meets every two years. It
has a big convention where they vote on priorities and
a new chairman and all this stuff. Well, Governor Greg
Abbott donated a substantial amount of money specifically for that convention,
and there is a SRC member that tried to pass
a resolution taking some of that money and reallocating the
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profits from that money to fund the Republican Party's lawsuit
against the Secretary of State. Your next question is why
the heck is the Republican Party suing the Secretary of State. Well,
they're trying to close the primaries, which is very important,
but it does require a lawsuit and it's very expensive.
So that being said, this guy tried to reallocate some
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funds from the profits of that of that donation, and
Abraham chairman, Abraham George just lost it and he told
him to get the hell out if he couldn't basically
get his stuff in order. And it's it's all on video.
We've got the video clip cut there and you can
check that on our website too. But it's it's quite funny,
quite funny interaction.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You know, Tony, you generally are adjust the facts guy,
but but unlike some journalists, you're willing to tell us
your opinions on things when we ask, how do you
think Abraham George has done so far since he replaced
Matt Ronaldi as chairman of the Texas Republican Party.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
I think he's the most glazed candidate, Like artificially glazed candidate.
I've one of the one of the most artificially glaze
candidates are politicians I've ever met like, I don't. I
don't particularly think he's doing a great job. I think
the finances of the party are not as we should be.
I don't think that the Republican Party of Texas should
we represent be represented by a man who has struggles
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to speak English. It just it's just it's just a
disaster to me. That being said, he has turned it
around a little bit. He's kind of initially he started
his run being a very like bomb thrower, getting in
fights with with other Republicans and all this stuff. And
I don't know if his handler's just told him to
get his act together or what, but he has kind
of gotten a little bit better about building up the
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party and pushing the agenda as needed. But I do
think that the part of the Republican Party of Texas
does deserve better leadership.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Who would you.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Prefer to have somebody from South Asia or somebody from
Central America?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yeah, so we've got an Indian and all off, So
maybe it's time for like a Chinese or something. We
can get one of those. Maybe we can get Gen
Wu or something.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And how do you think the secretary of said Miller,
how would he describe that person.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
That's one of my favorite stories where Sid Miller was
giving a speech and referred to Asian people as Chinaman. So, yeah,
that's probably what the word he would use as Chinaman.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
To be fair.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Of all the racial slurs, that one confuses me the most.
You're just saying the person's ethnicity and their gender. That
doesn't seem that bad, right.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yeah, Yeah, you can call me Mexican.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, you could call me trash man. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm Kenny Webster. That's my buddy, Tony Ortiz. Follow him
Current Revolt. Current Revolts dot COM's the website. There's a substack.
You can also find him on.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
X Oh yeah, we're live.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
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Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's a live stream. We're live stream, We're on the.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Radio, We're on the internet. You get how this works.
You don't need a long winded explanation of how broadcasting works.
In the studio right now at Steve Lovesamo is here,
Derek Bingham is here from the Higgins Boat Rum Company,
and we are doing a very special broadcast today because
we are trying to explore we're very diverse on this show.
I know it's a bunch of middle class, middle aged,
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middle American white men in the studio right now, but
hush darn it. We love Somalian food. Who doesn't love
Somalian food?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I can go for a moment.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Take that big black microphone closer to your mouth, pretend
like it's delicious Somalian food, and get it near your lips. Steve,
is that very good? There we go, Derek, your favorite
Somalian dishes? What exactly?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I don't know where's my local Somalian restaurant?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh, they're everywhere.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I'm sure. I've sure have been there at like three
am at one point, like twenty years ago, just didn't
know I was there.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
If y'all are wondering why we're even talking about this
to start a live broadcast this afternoon, it's because we're
We just love diversity, and we love Jacob Fray, the
mayor of Minneapolis was I'm gonna play this video for
you guys. I know it looks like he's trying to vomit.
But in a recently posted viral video of the mayor
of Minneapolis is.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Pensil.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know it looks like he's vomiting. He does the
okay hand gesture. Steve, Why why does that look.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Familiar to me?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
It's rooted in white supremacy. It's the white supremacy. Oh,
that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
He was being a white.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Supremacy while he was eating Somalion food Look, I don't
claim to be an expert on any of this, but
you know who is well, he's was once the founder
of the Proud Boys, but before that he was the
founder of ice Media, and before that, I think he
gets credit for starting the hipster movement. But not a
lot of people know this about our buddy, Gavin mckinnis.
He is nothing short of a Somalian food expert. Live
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from an undisclosed location, Gavin mckinnis, Welcome to Pursued a
Happiness Radio.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Sir, how you been I've been fantastic. I've been studying
Somalian food my entire life and finally someone asked me
about it.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Kevin.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The last time you and I spoke, the Museum of
Fine Arts in Houston had a picture of you up
and I was texting you images of you on I
don't even remember what the point of it was, but
they have an art display of you at the Museum
of Fine Arts in Houston cause you are some kind
of radical extremist or something.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Did you ever figure out why they did that?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, because they're retarded, That's how me.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, Kevin, how long are you go? Ahead? What were
we going to say?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I was gonna say they see someone who's remotely patriotic,
it's all good. Immigrants like me are And they go, well,
if you like America, you must be a white supremacist
because it's a racist country. Next display we're good.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me, Kevin. How long
have you been enjoying delicious Somalian food?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I've always been interested in the worst foods imaginable.
And all you have to do to taste terrible food
is leave America, Like even Mexican Chinese, all these restaurants
here in America, that's a brutally Americanized version of the food.
When you leave this country and you try their authentic
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Chinese in China, which is just basically millipedes and garbage.
You go to Mexico, which is all just beij diarrhea.
You go anywhere really, and Somalia they have all this
terrible land. They're they're relatively close to the fertile crescent.
And what do they give us camel droppings and rice? Yeah,
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and you don't even use your hands. It is even
their Have you seen their language? Their alphabet looks like
a child puked the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
A lot of people have compared it to is Star Wars.
It sounds like the tattooing language, the canteena bar language?
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
But it's even worse than that, you're according to you?
Is that the case?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
That is the case. Yeah, it's a remarkably primitive culture.
They're average IQ I think it's sixty five and that
is reflected in their food. And they're so useless that
they get the mayor over to their house and what
do they grab? Paper plates?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
What, yeah, what it doesn't seem paper plates does seem
like a weird way to eat something that's just covered
in slime.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
But I guess that was the best.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
When are you when are you busting out the silverware?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Like?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Who has to come by your house? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Why didn't they? That's a great point. They didn't have
fine china for the mayor. But that is though for
some alliance.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Okay, Steve, you had posted something online recently that Gavin shared.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Was this what it was?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
It was, yes, but it was a screenshot and I
was being very satirical and saying he did the okay
hand symbol rooted in white supremacy, and Gavin, I said,
I believe you quoted it and stated that you wanted
to invite into your house.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yes, I really do. Now that he's a white supremacist, dude,
is anyone's dog for a bone? Like there could be
almost orthodox use a bino white supremacist, and he would
just start dancing with them. He is, I got to
hand it to him. The guy's a survivor. Like George
Floyd's golden casket shows up and the guy's blood brings
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so hard he almost gives himself a seizure, wailing away
next to the conference like it could be anything, any culture,
any group, and he would be kissing their ass so
severely that he'd get SECS on his list.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Okay, look, a lot of people hadn't given much thoughts
to some Allian Americans until we learned that there was
this billion dollar scheme taking place in ilhan Omar's district
and that Tim Walls, the mayor of the governor of Minnesota,
didn't care. Look the other way seems to be allowing it.
And ilhan Omar, I think co sponsored the bill that
allowed for all this fraud to happen. She claims she
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didn't know anything about it. Someone's lying to us, Gavin.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Who is it. Il han Omar is lying. That's what
she does. You know what people don't get about ilhn
is she's an aristocrat. She is on the lamb from
her country because she was a tyrant. Her family were
millionaires and they were exploding the people. And in these
third world countries, when the people realize they're getting ripped off,
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they go into the palace and behead that tyrants who
were oppressing them. She's one of those, and she just
goes from the ruling class in Somalia to the ruling
class in America. That's what aristocrats do, right, they're globalists.
It's all one big pot pie for them. And then
the people of Somalia, the poor people, those are you know,
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the other ninety nine percent, that's who's taken over Minnesota.
But the elites, they're sending their money back to Somalia
to other elites, so they're not really bros with the
other Somalians, which is weird. Like I don't think Simalians
like ilhan Omar. I think they just you know, they're
happy to take her money. But she's a corrupt aristocrat
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helping out corrupt aristocrats back in Somalia, and that's what
this is about This isn't even really about Somalians. This
is about elites.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I mean, I mean, actually that checks out, because didn't
the president of Somalia are the Bizar or whatever their
leader is who knows, nobody knows say that ilhan Omar
was the official American Congressional leader for the Somalians.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I recall hearing that something like that. Yeah, essentially their bill.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You know what ilhn Omar says too, She goes, look,
COVID was happening. Some people, some things fall through the crack,
and you're like, you know what, that's actually a pretty
good excuse for a missing two hundred and thirteen thousand dollars.
I think I could I could take that on the
chin two billion. That's nine zeros that so through the.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Crack essentially, Gavin, you know what a who walader is right?
Basically Arabic money launder Uh? Is that what that is
is a walad deer. You know they transfer money behind
the scenes, and that's probably that's exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Kevin, what do we do about this?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Get them the hell out of here. Sorry, it was
a mistake.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
We try, you know, the social experiment did not work.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I beg. We brought in millions of Seeks and Indians.
They opened up corner stores and motels. Okay, they didn't
really take any jobs that worked out Somalians. Sorry, guys.
We gave it, We gave it a spin, we gave
it a whirl, and no it didn't work out. You
gotta go sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Devin McKennis live right now from the Compound Uncensored. What
is the project you've been working on lately? The Compound
Censored is what it's called, right.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's it. Yeah, Censored dot TV merged with Compound Media.
We're Compound Censored now and we're at censored dot tv.
We do a live show every day. It's free Mondays
and Tuesdays for the first little while. So we're going
live at two pm Eastern time today on You can
check us out at censored on Twitter and YouTube and everywhere. Well.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Gavin mckinnis Merry Christmas and Haslama lincam.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you my brother? I got one thing? What did
you want to ask Steve got Gavin?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Since you are a Somalian dish connoisseur, what would you
name the dish that Jacob Frey is actually eating right now?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I have one, but I'll let you go first.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
The vernacular local vernacular for that is called poo.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
I coined it the mogadishi poo poo platter. That is fantastic.
Gavin McKenna's phot.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
If you can hear my voice, you're still above ground
alive in listening to Kinny Webster on KPRC nine point
fifty plus.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You don't smell like a dead person. All right, we
are back.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Conde Nast Traveler has just named Oakland, Oakland, as the
best food city in the nation once again. The worst
food city in the nation is anywhere where they eat
Smalian food.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I gotta think that that that would be my vote
on that one.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Coming in a close second was raisins in potato salad, Ohio.
I guess nobody wanted that either. I would rather eat
raisins and potato salad than Somemalian food, I would agree.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I eve heard of that raisins and potato sad. You
never is that a Midwest thing? Where did you grow up?
You're from Texas? Where you're Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Where did you grow up?
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Derek an Orange, Texas almost Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
In the In the Midwest, we do eat some weird
stuff like jello, like marshmallow jello, and like meat loaf
is a very type people we the mid They love
a cast role in the Midwest. But it's still better
than whatever they have in California. The best food in
America is in the South. Look, that's not my opinion,
that's just that's fact in disputing.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
I've been through like thirty countries, and yes, South Louisiana
and South Texas have the best food in the world.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yes, they really do the best.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
There's so much in the news today about Somalia and
ilhan Omar and the billion dollar scam, and I don't
want to do the whole show about that, so instead,
let's talk about this real quick. What is the Pantone
Color Institute Derek Bingham Higgins Boatrum.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Can you explain it?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Please?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Don't exactly know the history of it. I just know
that if you do something that has specific colors associated
with it, like a school or a team or a
business or something like that, and you can pick out
what your Pantone color is in an actual book versus
just looking on a screen, it's gonna have a number
associated with it so that way, when you order your
T shirts or your stickers or anything like that, you
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can make sure they show up in the color you
want it to be.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh cool, Okay, so it's just like a keeper of
the colors. Okay, I can appreciate that. I want to
put some on the screen here. We're live streaming on
the internet to those of you listening to us on
the radio right now. And if you are listening to
us on the radio, then you know, join us on
social media if you want to see what we're looking at.
We're looking at an image on the screen right now
of a white lady in a white suit standing amongst
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fluffy clouds, and it says, pantone cloud dancer is the
color of the year. The color of the year is white.
And I would not think anything of this. If I
read this in a news story, I couldn't be more
bored by it. I wouldn't have scanned past it fast enough.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Steve, if you had to guess what am I about
to say, the world's healing, or or maybe here's an
alternative version. I cannot wait for the Netflix documentary where
it's going to be black is the favorite color?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
The color of the year. Both of your guesses are good,
but you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Apparently Pantone Color Institute picking white is the color of
the year has really upset some people.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I mean people are really pissed about this. Yeah the
comment section, Yeah, okay, but it's not white. It's cloud dancer. Okay.
So like a normal straight white male has like the
eight pack of Crayons color palette until you're talking about cars.
Then all of a sudden, he's like, it is periwinkle
glitter star. I actually think Derek makes a good point.
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It's not white, right, like eggshell eggs shells not white.
Now to me, it's white, but to every white woman
who ever existed, it's not white. And I don't get
to make the decisions they do. They're the ones that decide.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It is kind of weird that white liberal women are
the ones that are offended by this, But they'll be
the first people person to tell you, as you're picking
paint for your house that this that's not white, that's
cloud white. Or it's like all right, lady, anyway, here
is one example of people reacting.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
To the news.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
You're not going to convince me that this was not
an intentional move. There's no way that this was an oversight,
like someone did this on purpose. Pantone just released their
color of the Year for twenty twenty six, and it
is severely lacking pigment.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It's white.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Not a good look.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
The optics of this not good.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not good.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
Pantone is white even technically a color in the year
of the Alligator Alcatraz and Sydney Sweeney and her good
American Eagle jeans?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Is this really the.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Way you want to go?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I can't help but notice that as this white lady
wearing a black dress is pointing at the corner of
her camera screen here her iPhone camp to point at
the color white, and how offended she is? Could somebody
describe to me the Christmas tree behind her in this
camera shot? It's lacking pigment. She's got a west is
Or couch. She's got a white Christmas tree and a
white That's a good point, Derek. I didn't even think
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of that, Derek thing. I'm Haia giggings a boat rum
she's got. If white is so agreed, jous. Look, I
hate to be the guy to point this out, but
if white is the problem, why then is everything in
your house white?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Does she drink wine on that couch?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
That is a great question.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
It's dangerous. She's acting like this is like the shade
is fourth Reich white. Why does it matter what am
I supposed to do with the color of the year.
Does that mean like my wardrobe is supposed to go
towards that or like I've never even heard of this before.
You're not supposed to wear white after July?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
This is true. I mean I've got to assume at
the end of the day, this is just a way
for pantone. What is it they do again? Explain it?
They sell paint her? What did they all?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I know?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
That is when you're just like designing things for your brand.
Your designers like, look at this big book and tell
me which red you want to use, And I'm like red.
It's like there's ninety seven hundred reds. I'm like, oh, red,
number found and sixty two.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
He's like, okay, Well, the good news is guys, at
least she's the only one with an absurd reaction to
this seemingly mundane news.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Hey, panting, you're fired. Oh oh, Trump said that you.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Really chose white?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You chose white.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
In these times?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Since we're on the radio, Derek, do you want to
describe what we're looking at on the screen?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Here an angry white lady wearing a white coat burning
paint swatches, which I'm sure is definitely not toxic.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Steve, Why is it that all the people that are
mad about this are white people.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I'm surprised.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
I'm surprised because she I'm surprised at the alcohol under
her breath did not catch her even further on fire.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
This is the lady that would get mad at me
for lighting up a cigar way away from everybody, and
then here she is burning paint swatches.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I can't I cannot help but notice too that she
is she also wearing a white coat or is it
off pank or I don't know, and she's burning cloud
white everything. This really made her mad that white was
the color of the year. I just God, wh why
does everything have to be so stupid all the time.
I'm so I'm sick and tired of it, Guys, I'm
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sick and tired of being sick and tired. We need
something extra dumb to cleanse this taste from our mouth.
Fortunately for us, there are two billion people in China
and they have a zoo. There's a video that has
just gone viral. A zoo handler was briefly attacked by
a black bear during a performance at the Hang Zhao
Safari Park. Was I being racially insensitive by not saying
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it right? Hansau Safari Park?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Is that better? You have to say it?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
If we've learned nothing from Latina TV news anchors, you're
supposed to say the regional city with the accent of
the people from the native record, Thank you, Steve, thank
you at Steve Love Zamo.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
The worker is safe.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
The bear has been removed for public shows, and officials
say smell of treats may have triggered the animal's reaction.
I have a thirty second video of this happening and
we're gonna put it on the screen right now. So
for the first time ever, and I never see anything
like this before. And in effort to get the bear
to stop attacking the zoo the zoo worker, somebody ran
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and got a basketball hoop. And the basketball hoop they're
almost using it like the hook that you see on
showtime at the Apollo late at night.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Do you know what I'm talking about? Where they have
a black clown run out and if somebody.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
A parrot on his arm.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, why is there a parrot.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
On his arm?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Don't you get rid of the parrots? You can help,
say the lady from the bear. If I'm not mistaken,
that's a great question. You could use the parrot to
as bait. I guess if I'm not mistaken. This kind
of black bear that they have here, it sort of
walks like a human in a bear costume. Right, It's
not a normal American black bear. It's something else. And
when Americans first saw this on social media a while
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back in a different viral video, a lot of people
thought these were not real bears, that these were actually
humans wearing costumes. But as you can tell from this video, Steve,
that is not the case, is it.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
It almost looks like a Chinese basketball game. They love
Lebron James, and have you heard about this great segue
into this? John Cena dun John Cena.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Famously apologized for saying a couple of years ago the
Taiwan was a real country. Remember you had a movie
coming out. I forget what it was. Is some superhero,
some piece of crap action thing, comic book thing. Nobody
gives a damn And John Cena was doing a promotion
for it, and he told people that he was going
to be promoting the movie in Taiwan first a country
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of Taiwan. China gets mad about it, and he issued
an apology to China. Now he's working on some piece
of crap reality game show or something like. It's almost
like he's not getting hired anymore, and so he's walking back.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
My morning show co host Billy Ed and Steve Johnson,
they both think it's the opposite.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
They were surprised by this.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
They said, he seems to get hired a lot, bending
the need of China has gone great for his career.
But is it possible we don't see what's happening behind
the scenes that he's actually hit a wall.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I don't know what happens when you sell out to China.
I have no idea. I've never done it before me either.
What is the money there? Wands?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh it's not yet, Ja Yeah, Japan is yet. I
think it's wands. How many wands would you need to
sell out?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
A ton? A ton? Steve is there?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You know in your travels throughout the world, you ever
spend any time in China. I did not go to China.
You mostly just went to the Middle East and Europe.
In Europe, and I guess I don't have to ask
you what you preferred. I do like Chinese food, for
the record, I think it's better than Somalian food. I'd
rather have that, but I don't want to sell out
to the Chai cooms.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
If I had, it's Americanized Chinese food though, like loaded
with MSG.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
But I'm kind of I'm kind of told that everything
we eat. Right down the street from here, there's a
really popular Persian restaurant, which I don't know if you
guys are aware, but what that means is Iranian Iranian.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Thank you, they're not.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
They just call it's It's safer than saying it's Sigranian restaurant.
And the Persians don't. They go in there and they
think it's a American food. If you go eat in there,
and if you make a joke about the Ayatola having
gay sex with Richard Simmons while you're sitting at the.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Bar, you will you will be asked to leave. I
have learned.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Doesn't Iatola sound like it would be the name of
an Italian mob boss. It doesn't even sound like an
Iranian thing. A's the ayatola. I'm making you enough who
you can't refuse a.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Swim with the fishies. I've had a lot of fun this.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Having you guys in studio always makes time travel very quickly,
and we are about to run out of time here
this afternoon. Before we go, Derek Bingham is here from
Higgins bow Rum. Derek, what's going on with you for
the holidays. We're enjoying your delicious nog right now.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, so just remind everybody we've got our uh my
pin tweet and on my Facebook and Instagram. Down there's
the recipe for our tiki eggnog that you make from scratch.
It's delicious and uh manh Higgins Boat makes great Christmas gifts,
so you know, get on our website.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Or Higgins Boatrum dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Obviously for those wondering about my hoodie, I know everyone's
wondering about it. They're not, but you could order this
and I love Wjada. That's our online store. We have
holiday deals going on right now. Steve loves Amo, do
you have anything you want to promote before we get
out of here?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Man, just I guess the only thing that I really
want to promote is if you guys want to make
it down to Austin, Texas on January thirty first.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's that's up from here, but for some it might
be down. My autism just kicked in. I don't need
to correct you. You don't say anything that weird. Oh
that's actually north Steve, that's that's northwest. Actually, Actually, what's
going on in Austin run a removal project. We're having
a Texas kickoff before a primary season, just to get
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the word out on primary candidates. Okay, I am told,
according to Tony ortiz Ava z Alari, the woman with
nine aliases, who is I've been accused of big of
me and I don't know. There's a lot of you
can read about her in Current Revolt dot com. I
am told she did not file. Oh interesting, Yeah, Steve
Toat did. Steve Toath filed, and Steve has. Actually I
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think he stands a really great chance of winning. There
was a report the other day that said Crenshaw didn't file,
but I think that was not accurate.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, it seems too good to be true, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Trump is holding the Supreme Court held up all these
new congressional districts. The news right now is that former
Congressman Steve Stockman is running in Congressional District nine against
Al Green. Now, he was part of the old Congressional
District nine when it used to be like east of Houston.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
It's not the same thing anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm surprised he's running against al Do you guys know
Steve Stockman?
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Trump got him out of prison. He was a tea
party guy who got sent to prison, and Trump got
him out during the pandemic. He claims he was the
first victim of the Democrat law fair and I don't
know enough about his case to wax intellectual on it,
but it may be true.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
He and I have a lot of mutual friends, and
anyone that wants to run against al Green, I gotta
think that's fine. But I don't think al Green's going
to run in a district where he could lose. Yeah,
I mean he needs He's the guy that spoke of
and with the cane right at the state. It wasn't
the state of the Union. Yeah, they have a different
they have a different way of describing it. If the
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price if a president addresses Congress in the Supreme Court
right after he gets elected, it's not a State of
the Union. It's called Donald Trump's gonna roast America or
something like that, which.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I think is a better name.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Frankly, Donald Trump roasts America would probably get more viewers
in the State of the Union address. But yeah, absolutely
well anyway, check that out, and don't forget to check
out hold up the bottles for us there for those
watching us live streaming.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
We've only tried one too.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, this isn't but it's something else I made with
what is it. It's called milk punch.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Should we try it real quick?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
We can?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
All right, Yeah, all right, we're gonna do one more
thing and then we're gonna get out.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
We love getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
On a Monday. That's what in the middle of the day.
And that's not my fault I have to, all right,
So thank you. When Gavin brought that up or there,
I didn't even think about it. The mayor visited some
Somalion restaurant and they were using paper plates. Is it
possible even they don't like their food? I don't probably.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
This is one of those things that like Benjamin Franklin
would have made what am I drinking? So it's called
milk punch. You actually use like Earl Gray tea and
rum and a like a ruby port wine and a
few spices and then you pour that over some milk.
The milk then curdles with all the tannins and then
you you let it sit for a while and you
strain that out right, So the milk's basically just taking
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all the stuff that gets in the way of it
being like a really really smooth, like light drink, and
it becomes like super duper shelf stable at room temperature.
So like you know, three hundred plus years ago or
two hundred or something or other back in the Revolution times,
all scores, they would have made it, and they would
have stored it like in their wine cellar, and you know,
would have brought it out parties and jump.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
I love it absolutely. Ben Franklin knew how to party, dude.
That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Absolutely, I heard he was dude. I heard that guy
is packing the heat. All the women that went with Paja.
I think that was George Washington. I'm just making up
his drunken history.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
All right.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We got a round.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
We love you all.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Special thanks to Derek Bingham Higgins Boat Round for broadcasting
with us today and of course sponsoring our weird little voyage,
and of course at Steve.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Loves Amo for hanging out with us this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio to
Speaker 7 (39:38):
The government to kiss your ass when you listen to
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