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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Really cool stuff. For the state of Arkansas. The US
Capital got a statue of Johnny Cash as a tribute
to our friends in Arkansas. Really cool stuff. Have you
seen the statue? Very realistic? It looks so much like
a real life guitarist. How realistic is it? Thank you?
It looks so much like a real life guitarist that
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Perry Farrell punched it. Speaking of Arkansas, my buddy Jesse
Payton is driving to Arkansas right now in his tour bus.
They're doing a comedy show there with Chad Praether and
some other He's going to report in shortly. He'll be
calling into the show in a little bit to talk
about the latest allegations against human trafficker p Diddy, well
purported human trafficker. It certainly looks like he's guilty. Speaking
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of human trafficking, there's quite a bit going on at
the border right now. Strange things are a foot. In fact,
Kamala is heading to the border tomorrow to go to
the home of human trafficking. No, not Pop Daddy's house,
Douglas Arizona. Everybody's scratching their head, Douglas Arizona. Why is
she going there exactly. We'll get to all of that
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really soon, and we're going to talk a little bit
about how the media and academia and Hollywood are kind
of throwing a little assist to Kamala right now in
the wake of her latest polling numbers that reveal most
Americans don't trust her on the border. The border is
so important to the left. Keeping the border open is
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the most important thing to them. Mary Eric Adams has
been indicted. You're familiar with the mayor of New York City,
biggest city in America, kind of an important politician, and
some have claimed he's being politically persecuted by a weaponized
judicial system for being the only big city Democrat mayor
to speak out against the flood of illegal migrants into
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our neighborhood. It's not to be fair. He's not the
only one. Brandon Johnson of Chicago did it, right, The
mayor of Denver did it, but they haven't been quite
as critical as Mayor Adams. He said Biden's immigration plan
will end New York City. That was what he said.
Then he got indicted for taking foreign money. Now he's
not the only one. Senator Bob Menendez, you may recall
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of New Jersey said Biden's border proposals were the height
of absurdity, and then he got indicted for taking foreign money.
Now there are other Democrats out there speaking out against
Joe Biden's immigration crisis. Representative Henry Quaar, for example, actually
a congressman, a Democrat from the state of Texas. I
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ran into him earlier this year, fourth of July. I
was hanging out in San Antonio. He was just walking around.
I bumped into him. He said, Biden needs to do
a lot more for border security. He's been terrible at
the border. Then Henry Quaar got indicted for taking foreign money. Yeah. Look,
I'm not saying these guys are innocent. They weren't supposed
to take foreign money. That sounds like you're taking a
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bribe from some businessman or a political leader in a
foreign You're not certainly not supposed to do that if
you're an elected official in the United States. But you're
really gonna wonder would these guys be getting indicted. Would
they be the subjects of investigation if not for the
fact that they criticized Joe and his terrible border policies. Yesterday,
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Kamala Harris did a very friendly interview with MSNBC. MSNBC
wants her to win, and they asked her about the
border crisis. Amazingly, she blamed the border crisis and the
invasion of millions of illegals on Trump. She blamed Trump.
She's literally the borders are okay. She's not literally, that's
not an actual job position. But Joe Biden made it
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very clear he was putting her in charge of the border.
She's been in office for for How is this Trump's fault?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There are people there that are stressed, that feel that
they're at capacity. Communities around the country that have legal
immigration many have said we're at capacity, and many feel
like the government has said to them, well, adapt sit down.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Be quiet.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
This is how it is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
What would a Harris administration do for those communities who
have taken in many, many legal immigrants but are at capacity.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Well, first of all, we do have a broken immigration
system and it needs to be fixed. And if we
take a step back months ago, some of the most
conservative members of the United States Congress came together with
others proposed a border security bill that would have put
fifteen hundred new border agents on the border to help
those hard working border agents who work there right now,
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working around the clock. Would to put more money into
stemming the flow of fentanyl, which is killing Americans around
our country and devastating communities. Would to put more recent
or this into our ability to prosecute transnational criminal organizations,
which in my career I've prosecuted. Donald Trump got word
of the bill, realized it was going to fix a
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problem he wanted to run on, and told him to
kill the bill, don't put it up for a vote.
He killed a bill that would have actually been a
solution because he wants to run on a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How would he kill a bill. He's not a lawmaker.
He's not in the Senate, he's not in the House.
He's not the speaker of the House. He didn't kill
the bill. The reason that bill was killed is because
it's not a good bill. The bill would have allowed
thousands of illegal immigrants to walk over our border every
day before putting a cap on it. That's not some
hyperbolic statement. That's in the bill. The bill actually says
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every day is was there something like four or five
thousand illegals can walk over the border a day before
we stop it? In fact, here I've got the notes.
Here's what the bill actually did. It codified catch and release.
It would let in one point eight million illegals a year.
It would fund sanctuary cities, It would fund the non
government organizations that are moving illegals around the country. It
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provided taxpayer funded lawyers to illegal immigrants. It provided work
permits to illegal immigrants. It basically made illegals into legals.
Nothing to deport illegals, no immediate wall funds, weaker assignment,
asylum screening. How is that a border That's not an
immigration deal, that's an open the border deal. They're lying
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to you. They always lie to you. This is just
one more example free specially on.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Right here on proceeds unhappiness Radio.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
President Biden was on the View yesterday. He did a
really good job. He only called WHOOPI Goldberg Kamala twice.
I know I told that joke this morning on the
Morning show. But it is a come on, that's pretty funny,
isn't it. Credit where credits due Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders held
a very contentious hearing with a bunch of pharmaceutical executives because,
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as you know, if there's one thing Democrats hate, it's
pharmaceutical executives. It's hard to say it with the straight face.
I guess Bernie was testy and combative, and then the
hearing started. Sounds like from Texas Justice.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
To me locket and now live from the border, it's
Bright Bart's Brandon Darby with the cartel chronicles only on
KPRC Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Gee is the Derby? Who would be? Brandon Brandon is
perhaps the most honest and accurate news reporter covering stories
from the border, at least I think he's been doing
it for quite a while. Now everybody goes to the border,
but back in the day, Brandon Darby was the only
guy that would go down there. CNN today taking trips
to the border, Fox News, even Kamala Harris tomorrow is
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finally heading to the border to go to the home
of human trafficking. Douglas Arizona. Douglas Arizona, Brandon. Why suddenly
now has kamalas seen the internal polling on immigration? I
guess according to NBC News, Trump beats her by like
twenty points when it comes to immigration and why Douglas.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I'm not really sure why she would go to Douglas.
I know a lot about Douglas. You know, immediately spouse
of Douglas is Agua Prieta, a Mexican town. It's fairly
sleepy town. Does it have cartel activity. Yes. Is it
anything like the cartel activity we have in Texas with
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Lossetta CDN or the Gulf cartel. No, it's a you know,
some group that is aligned with the Sinaloa cartel who
controls that area. I don't know why she's going to Douglas,
but glad she's going, I mean, but but yeah, obviously
she's going because Poland shows that she's in trouble when
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it comes to immigration and border issues. You know, we
recently put together a piece that was a video of
common Mala Harris with other when they were with Joe
Biden and other Democrats who were competing in campaigning for
to be the Democratic Party's nominee. And when she challenged Biden,
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what she said was that she was going to decriminalize
all border crossings and give free health care to everyone,
including the people who crossed the border. Obviously that's a
nightmare scenario. The majority of the US towns on the
border are small towns, smaller cities, you know, like McAllen
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or Brownsville, Texas or or you know, we go up,
go up the line, right, and some of those Mexican
cities on the other side are much larger, like Renosa
at the Morris. So obviously, if anyone who lives in
the multi million person city of Reynosa, you know, Chapolitan area,
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and just cross the border anywhere they want and get
free healthcare, obviously there's not going to be enough healthcare
for the people who lived there in these Texas cities, right,
So that that was a horrible idea, That's what she said.
Such rhetoric is called a pool factor. It encourages people
from places that are not as nice as the United
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States to come here. It is not the only factor,
but it is one factor. And you know, her rhetoric
created pool factors. Biden's rhetoric created pool factors, and sure enough,
the people came as soon as they took office. So
for her to go to the border and act like
she's tough, you know, I think it's a little silly,
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But yeah, politicians do silly things when they're running for
an office, don't.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They Grant, And I'm just speculating here, I don't actually know,
but I don't know much about Douglas, So I was
doing some research off the air here. Apparently, back in
the late eighties, the Cinelo cartel, which I guess has
been smuggling drugs in the region there since the sixties.
They built a three hundred foot tunnel between a house
you just called it Agua Prieta, the town on one side,
to a warehouse in Douglas that got busted. They caught that,
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So they were smuggling drugs there for a while. Supposedly
the Cinealoa cartel moved their operation over to Tijuana in
San Diego. But years pass and then suddenly President George
W built a border wall. Nobody talked about it at
the time, but he built a border wall in Douglas.
Now to your point there, you said it's a sleepy
border town, not a lot of activity. Is this probably
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why Kamala is going there. They already have a border barrier.
It's a it's already a place that's not that bad.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
No, there's obviously some reasoning politically for going to that
specific area. It is not the most active area. I
don't want to nerd out on your listeners, but technically
it is Seenala cartel territory, but it specifically is a
group called Los Salazar and No Weather Hinte who controls
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that town and they are aligned with the Sina Loa cartel.
As you go further to the west, you hit No Gallas, Arizona,
and then somewhere in No Gallas and past No Gallas
becomes a group called Los Memos who control that They
are fighting with Los Salazar. However, they are both considered
the Sina Loa cartel, right, They're both in the Sinaloa Federation.
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I don't want to nerd out. I'm so sorry. I
can't help it. But the cartel that controls Tijuana is
different from different from from the Sina Loa cartel. It's
the Tijuana cartel. But I didn't want to nerd out.
I just had to correct that. I'm so sorry. I
have a problem. It's what I do all day is
think about these cartels. But anyway, why she would go there,
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I'm not sure. Usually politicians go to El Paso, which
is one of the most secure areas you know, back
in the Bush administration, there were walls built, barriers built
in most urban areas. Pretty much every urban area along
the border got that except for Laredo, Texas. But Olpaso
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got it, you know, Douglas got it. And we go
down the line of all these little towns got a
border wall. And at the time, what liberals said was
that it was the US government literally funneling migrants to
die in the desert because they built these walls. They
built these that work, and they make migrants not cross,
so the majority get funneled into these areas that are
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outside of the town. So they're dying. The US government
is responsible for their deaths. YadA, YadA. Well, years later
we get Trump and the liberals say. The Democrats say, okay, well,
these walls don't work anyways, who cares about them. It's
stupid to build a wall. And really, you know, it
completely contradicts everything that their party and their movement said
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came to fifteen years prior, which is that these walls
are killing people because people can't cross them, and it's
funneling them into the desert. That's why I always said
Trump would have done better had he also mentioned the
humanitarian angle and said the Democrats were right, these walls,
this border wall that are in these cities and not
in the remote areas are funneling migrants to their deaths.
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We need to protect these migrants and our country and
finish building this wall so these migrants are not being
funneled to their deaths in the desert. If he had
taken that approach, he would have you know, if he
had taken that approach, he would have had a lot
more success political success at building his wall. Right. But
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this is where institutional knowledge comes in, Right, Like, if
you don't know the long history of the discussion and
the politics around border walls, and you're just new to
the scene like most of the people covering it are,
you don't know to bring that up, right, You don't
know to bring up the hypocrisy, Right, The inconsistent logic
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and standards of Democrats are border barriers. So so she's
going there. It is a that you know, the urban
area has has a border wall. Obviously we talk about
border tunnels primarily, not completely, but primarily you do see
those in Arizona and California, and that's because there's no
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river between you know, there's no river between the two cities.
With when you go to Texas, you have Laredo, Texas
and the weather Laredo, Mexico, and there's a river in
between them. Are there tunnels? Probably? Are they? Are they
finding tunnels? No, they have found tunnels in El Paso
and other places in Texas. But generally speaking, people don't
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like to build tunnels under rivers, right, but they do
build tunnels when you when you have twenty feet or
you know, twenty yards between two houses on either side
of the border. And that's something that we start seeing
in Arizona and California. There is an uptick in migrant
crossings in Douglas. I think it's like number three or
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number four. I don't know today, but I think it
might be number three in the hottest areas right now.
But it's not number one, and it's not number two.
And it's by a long shot. Is it not number
one and number two? So got it is kind of
good that she's going there to raise some awareness. It's
good that she didn't do what most politicians do and
go to Elpaso, which is one of the most secure
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areas along our border, and like Obama did, he went there.
He went to al Passa. He goes, look what they got.
They got a wall, they got a river, they got everything.
What are these people want? And alligated with the moat
And that's what Obama did, and he misrepresented the border
to Americans. What he did was he used that one
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of the most secure parts of our border, a few
mile stretch, it's very secure, better secured, and he represented,
as he presented that to Americans into the world, as
though that was representative of our overall two thousand mile border,
and it's just simply not. Nor is Douglas Arizona representative
of the majority of the US Mexico border. So yeah, great,
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I'm glad anytime politicians go to the border put the
border in the news. I'm always happy for that. But
obviously it's for political reasons. Obviously by her own words,
right that she said over and over again, that's on
video that we've published over and over again. We did
a story a week or two ago and it said
every basically everything you need to know about Kamala Harris
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in her own words, in one place, and we've put
all the videos of her talking about these things. And
so for years she has said she wants to decriminalize
all cross rooms. She wants to give free health care
to all these people whoever shows up, wherever they show up,
doesn't matter if they come through the gate legally or
turn themselves in at the gators they're supposed to, even
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if they show up in the middle of nowhere, they
get free health care. And now she's increased her rhetoric
about all of the roughly twelve million people right who
have come into this country Biden took office, the Biden
Harris administration took office, in addition to the estimated eleven
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or twelve who are here already. And now she's talking
about giving them full citizenship right, which means what they
get to vote, right, they get to vote, and who
are they going to vote for? Right, Well, you know
who they're going to vote for. So there we have it, right,
there we have it. I'm not making any conclusions. I'm
letting you make your own, let your listeners make their
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own conclusions. But we basically now have tens of millions
of people, probably we don't really know, right, tens of
millions of people who Democrats let in and want to stay.
And I want to give him the right to vote
for whom right to vote for whom. You know, if
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these were Cubans who tend to vote for Republicans, I
don't know that they would be so anxious to let
them all vote, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
My brother Brandon Darby Breitbart Texas is the website. You
should follow him on social media get the most up
to date information about what's happening at our border crisis.
Right here on KPRC nine fifty, we're from our good
buddy Brandon quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Live from Texas Broadcasting across the peoples we talk think
of America. This is proceeds of How It Is Radio
with Ken Webstern, jud r Akay, producer Kenny keep it here.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, no, you don't have the wrong radio station.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This is still English American Los Americanos talk radio, at
least for the time being. You're probably wondering why is
Kenny playing this music? Welcome back from break. By the way,
this is Queer no Day Chivo. I'm probably not saying
that right. I barely speak English, but that means goats
horn in Spanish. It's a slang term for an ak
forty seven. This music, this is Narco corrido. It is
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a subgenre of the regional Mexican corrito genre. Basically, it's
like Mexican PoCA, but instead of just singing about falling
in love with a woman or farming your crops or whatever,
these are songs that focus on drug smugglers. The narco
comes from narcotics. It's an actual music genre. It goes
all the way back to the mid twentieth century talking
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about gangsters, criminals in the country of Mexico. Actually, amazingly,
the cartels fund this music. They pay musicians to write
music about how cool they are like there. For example,
you know, Joaquin Chopo Guzman actually funded a musician that
made a song about him and it was a hit song.
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It got played on the radio in Mexico. Is in
Mexico they feel very differently about the cartels than how
we feel about them in America. They hate us. Not ever, Okay,
not everybody down there hates us, but there's enough people
out there who don't respect the United States of America
that they celebrate music that glorifies and romanticizes criminal activity
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in our country. And it sounds like that. It sounds
like the music you'd hear in the background at a
Mexican restaurant while you're ordering up a burrito, if you're
just tearing on the radio. In the last segment, I
was talking to my buddy Brandon Darby. Brandon is a
reporter at the border, and we were talking about how
tomorrow Vice President Kamala Harris is heading to the US
Mexico border. She's going to go to Douglas, Arizona. Why
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is she going to Douglas Arizona. We do not know.
We do know that Donald Trump reacted to the news.
Trump had a thing or two to say about it.
Basically what he said was this, Donald Trump said, quote,
after almost four years, are Kamala Harris has decided, for
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political reasons, that it's time for her to go to
our broken southern border. What a disgrace that she waited
so long, allowing millions of people to enter into our
country from prisons, mental institutions, and criminal cells all over
the world, not just South America. Many of those coming
are terrorists and at a level never seen before. She's
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trying to calm the public like she did a good
job at the border, when in fact she has destroyed
the very fabric of our nation. Allowing twenty one million
people in from places unknown. When Kamalae is seen at
the border on Friday, she will pass hundreds of millions
of wall that was built by Trump and it is
wall that works. When she speaks, be advised that this
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woman has allowed more than twenty one million people into
the country, totally unvetted and from places unknown. They are
now creating criminal havoc all throughout the country. Every state
is a border state. When she speaks, I hope everybody
remember that she has caused our cities, towns, and country
itself tremendous damage and only I can fix it, says
Donald Trump. For the record, this thing about people coming
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from all over the world, it's true. Texas Department of
Public Safety just arrested a bunch of Pakistani migrants crossing
illegally near Eagle Pass, Texas. Pakistan. Wow, that's awfully far
away from the southern border. How'd they walk from Pakistan
to Texas? Oh, they probably didn't. It's kind of amazing
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how often this stuff happens. Nobody really seems to mind. Meanwhile,
we have all these venez A whaling criminals from a
group called Trend de Arragua and our Texas governor is
actually offering a five thousand dollars reward to anybody that
can help locate these guys. If you know where Trenda
Arragua is located, there might be five k in it
for you. Call Governor Abbott. I think he's actually going
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to be in Houston this weekend. There's this new story
today about a convicted drug and human smuggler pleading guilty
to charges regarding numerous video calls he made with an
underage person with a minor while waiting trial behind bars.
Luis Andre Serna sitting in a jail cell in Laredo, Texas,
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somehow had access to child pornography on a cell phone.
You're telling me illegal immigrants or are trading and exchanging
child porn in jail? Yeah, you're paying to house them.
Kamala Harris and the destruction she has brought to our
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border is going to leave America in a changed state
for decades to come. And the accomplice media have actually
tried to portray her as being tough on the border.
That's insane. Let's get a few facts straight. She's the incumbent.
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She served alongside Joe Biden for four years, she owns
all his disastrous parties policies. So all these Democrats and
the corporate media helping out to gaslight us are just
trying to cover up the fact that during Kamala Harris's
tenure as Biden's buffoonish borders are she played a central
role in the border invasion. You really got to wonder,
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at what point do we hold these people responsible. From
the scourge of fentanyl to the red alert threat of
American hating terrorists pouring into the country with some ten
million illegal immigrants. On all accounts, the Biden Harris open
border agenda has been a total disaster. Most of us
see that poll after poll shows that more than two
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thirds of voters disapprove of how they handled the immigration
and poll after poll shows that immigration is one of
the most important policy issues voting issues to voters. So
if that's true, how could she possibly be ahead? You know,
political violence is nothing new here in the United States.
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There's no shortage of it. Basically since the beginning of
our founding as a nation. There have been people being killed, murdered, maimed,
violently attacked over political causes. But you got to admit
it's really bad right now, two recent attempts on Donald
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Trump's life, and the media doesn't even pretend to care.
They think it's funny. I couldn't help but notice that
some of the people celebrating the violence against Donald Trump
and his supporters are also celebrating our open borders. These
people are openly anti American. They're not hiding it. They
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defend hamas terrorists. They think Greta Thumberg, the high school dropout,
is a real smart girl, and she understands climate change
and you should take her Sereviously, now that Kamala Harris
is pretending to care about the border, they're going to
ignore the fact that just a short time ago she
marched in an anti deportation parade. Now when I hear
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that SoundBite, it sounds like Kamala is saying down with deportation,
up with agitation. For the record, supporters of Kamala Harris
claim she's sang up with education. But even still, she's
been chanting against mass deportations for years. But now, just
before the election, she suddenly pretends to care about the border.
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Are you buying this? If you're buying that, I have
some expired fish in the trunk of my car for sale,
and I'll give them to you at half price. The government.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Listen alive, listen now, proceed of Happiness Rady. It's kind
of Websterginia producer Kenny.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, we're ready. Why do rappers do that? Why did
they ask if you're ready at the beginning of the song?
Obviously we're ready. We put the record on, we're playing
your music. We're prepared to hear it. What else would
we be doing here if we weren't ready, we wouldn't
we would have hit pause. Rappers. I also don't get
why they say yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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at the beginning of every song. Yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo. All right, we're gonna turn that off.
We're not We don't want to pay puff Daddy today,
not trying to fund his lawsuits, not trying to fund
his legal fees. Puff Daddy's in a lot of trouble,
he is, Isn't it weird? We've been talking about immigration
here for the last forty five minutes, and now we're
going to talk about the biggest human trafficking story in America.
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And it has nothing to do with the border crisis.
It has nothing to do with the Cineloa Cartels, or
the Los SETAs or the golf cartel, l Chapo and Kamala.
The borders are. They have nothing to do with this
news story. Okay, the Democrats have a little bit to
do with it, because they were all partying at P
Diddy's mansion, hanging out with Prince Harry, a bunch of
high ranking politicians. There's this video, you can look it
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up if you want, of Puff Daddy and Obama early
in Obama's career at an MTV event. They're both backstage
and a humidity and temperature controlled room, dripping sweat, and
we're supposed to believe they weren't doing drugs together. That
seems pretty unlikely now. The attorney for the disgraced music
mogul Sean Ditty Combs, has come up with an excuse
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to explain why Puff Daddy had thousands of bottles of
baby oil. What was he doing with thousands of bottles
of baby oil? Sean Dittycombs hired the best lawyer possible.
His lawyer came up with the following excuse. He said,
the reason he had all that baby oil is because
Costco requires you to buy things in bulk. I'm sorry,
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what no, this is real guys. Police recovered a thousand
bottles of baby oil during the raid. His attorney is
Mark Agonifio, Mark at and that's his name, Mark Aganethio.
He's disputing the claims. He says, back when I was
a kid in the seventies, they were called threesomes, he said,
not sex parties. We didn't call him freak offs. So
and then he went on to say, I don't know
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where the number one thousand came from. I can't imagine
it's thousands of bottles of baby oil. I'm not really
sure what that has to do with anything, but you know,
I think they have costcos in every place where he
is a home. You sit in a parking lot of
a costco, you see people walk out with thousands of
bottles of baby oil. I'm not buying it here with
the baby oil, we actually have an expert on baby oil.
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Stand up comedian Jesse Payton headlining our comedy show November
tenth at Bad Astronaut Brewing Company. Jesse, you ever bought
thousands of bottles of baby oil before? Normally?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Ken?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
I know I have too much baby oil when I
need multiple bags to carry the baby oil but I
think when you need a forklift to get your baby
oil order home, it's too much baby oil?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Is that crazy? He paid?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
This is puff Daddy. He's a billionaire with a cappit
will be his lawyer comes out and his excuse for
having thousands of bottles of baby oil is that's the
only way you could buy it at costco. Now, why
would a billionaire need to buy things in bulk?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Don't I don't understand, But I think a palette of
baby oil is a little excessive.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Like I didn't even know you could buy it by
the cubic yard. It's a weird measurement for baby oil.
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't get it either. It's very bizarre. Fitty Cent
local Houston rapper and alcohol entrepreneur Fitty Sent he's working
on a docu series right now about puff Daddy. Apparently
the two of them have beef that involves Fitty Cents
X had some relationship with puff Daddy. That seems this
woman certainly as a type hanging out with rappers, and
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Fitty Sent is producing a documentary about what a scumbag
sean puff Daddy comes is. I don't know if you've
seen this. Jesse Fitty Sets had beef with puff Daddy
for a while. A while back, there was a photo
on social media depicting Seawan Comb's p Diddy riding on
a bicycle, and in the comments section, fifty cent says,
there's no seat on that bicycle. And I won't explain
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the joke, but I'm sure you get it.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
Yeah, absolutely, I get why Diddy's changed his name so
many times.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Now when you have that, mainly many allegations, they're like,
did Seawn Combs touched you? And he's like, I'm not
Shawn Combs. I'm puff Daddy. And did puff Daddy? Did
Puff Eddy have a sex orgy ring? Running out of
his mansion? I'm not Puffed Ddy, I'm Pee Diddy. That
explains a lot why he changed all his names, so
his name so many times, and.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Then what was his clothing company called? Sean John. You're right,
he's done this a lot. I don't know. Yeah, you said,
history repeats itself enough times. Also, how weird is it
that his name's Diddy and he's accused of diddling kids?
I mean that seems pretty on the nose.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
Yeah, what's also on the nose?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Is how we seeminglyly transitioned from saying no homo, which
was offensive to the Lgbteama.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
And now we say no Diddy and like it. It
transcends generations, Raith Creed.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
And you can and it's it's just it's like, hey, Ken,
that's a nice suit you're wearing today.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
No Diddy, and everyone gets it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's it, dude, No Diddy. Hey, nice nice scarf, No Diddy. Yeah,
no Diddy to you too, my man. I appreciate nice
pot palette.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Nice palette of baby oil. Extra ditty.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's pretty much it. All Right, we're out. We all
know we're gonna get screwed over by Kamala's new tax
plan if she wins in November. But I'm just curious,
did did puff Daddy do the same thing to Justin
Bieber that Kamala is gonna do to us if she
gets elected?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
And you know it's it's Kamala is doing the same thing.
It's the grooming process.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
She's just grooming all of us right now for if
and when she wins, how we're gonna be exploited, taking
advantage of, and we're gonna have her proverbial uh finger
in our back door.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh that's it. I don't know how many people know this,
but there was this guy a while back, Sam Bankman.
Freed was one of the biggest donors to the Democrat Party.
He was referred to as the crypto Bro. He had
this crypto exchange called FTX. It was a huge Ponzi scheme.
He was stealing money from people, and all kinds of
people got ripped off from this thing, like Tom Brady
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and the Kardashians and a lot of really famous people.
What Posh Spice and her husband, the soccer player whatever
his name was. And anyway, now apparently puff Daddy is
sharing a jail cell with the crypto bro Jesse, what
do you think of that.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
I think that's calculated that you have one cell with
the crypto guy and the tiptoe guy.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's not It is a little weird both two celebrities
and the same jail cell together. Is puff Daddy gonna
Epstein himself? What happens to him?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
I don't think so. I'm curious to how it all
plays out. I mean, it's it's something you know, I don't.
I mean, Bill Cosby kind of paid.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
His dues and I just think he was kind of
on the back.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
End of his career where he Diddy was still extremely
relevant when all of this happened. So I'm anxious to
see how it plays out.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I'm curious too, because supposedly this guy is video
of high ranking politicians, a list, celebrities, members of the
royal family, I mean, Prince Harry. Apparently they all partied,
supposedly did drugs in his mansion. Apparently there's video of
all of these people. I've always wondered, and I'm sure
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you've heard this theory before. Did Puff Daddy help kill
Tupac and then in exchange for keeping him out of prison,
he promised the FBI he would make videos of a
list stars high ranking politicians so the FBI could use
it to blackmail people, which some people think is what
Epstein did. Is that a crazy theory or do you
think there's something to it?
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Well, nothing's crazy when the guy's openly been seen sweating
with Obama, and I think it's a cheap throwaway that
we just assume Obama and Diddy were doing drugs. Let's
up forget Obama was having sex with Michelle, and Michelle
has a penis, so I think it's all on brand.
Speaker 9 (36:12):
Everybody wants to say that they were doing drugs together.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I think Obama and Diddy were definitely diddling each other.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Extra Diddy, dude.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
There's this old video of Sean Diddy Combs where he
predicted he said quote, They're probably going to be arresting
me in this resurfaced interview published in nineteen ninety nine.
Now that is so old that you got to wonder
if everybody he hung out with since then was in
on it. I mean, anybody from Ashton Kutcher you just
mentioned Barack Obama, I sure was in on it, justin Bieber.
(36:42):
So many people. Pink Pink recently erased all of our
old social media posts. I mean, why are people going
to such extreme links to distance themselves from em if
we're to believe they did nothing wrong.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
The same reason everybody's trying to hide videos of Joe
Biden or.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Pictures of Joe Biden and Epstein.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
They want to detach from that because they're gonna be
automatically assigned.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
To the same thing.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
So that's just like saying you went to Epstein Island
for the jet skis and the buffet. No, you went
there to play with kids. So every association with Diddy
and his house parties. There's no way you went there
for free Moa and Rose and Hennessy. No, you went
there for the bottles of Loube and all the after
parties with presidents and Prince Harry. And I don't think
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Prince Harry is a europe guy. I think Prince Harry
is just Obama's new nickname, the same way P Diddy's
from Puff Dead B Diddy. He's gonna be Prince Harry
because he got caught with his Harry sweaty but having
sex with P Diddy.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
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Speaker 9 (38:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
That a big can for Wheelchairs for Warriors is actually
gonna be in Houston on November tenth, Sunday, So that's
gonna be exciting for all the Houston people.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
To come do that.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
But I'm gonna be on tour next weekend in Tacoa, Georgia,
and Hattiesburg.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
I'm sorry, Mandival, Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
So if you're in the northern New Orleans area to Coha, Georgia,
or Knoxville, Tennessee, next weekend, I'm gonna be out there
doing a show called Couples Therapy, a relationship team comedy show.
And now with all the p Diddy stuff going on,
come out you go hear about it.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
We're gonna talk about some new stuff going on.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
It's gonna be a lot of fun. So Knoxville, Tennessee, Mandiville, Louisiana,
and to CoA, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (39:00):
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Tickets are at jesseisfunny dot com and all places all
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come see it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
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a good time. Hey, I'm Kenny Webster. I love you all.
Thank you so much for listening today. Please do get
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We always run out of tickets when we throw a
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It's gonna be a lot of fun. To the rest
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