November 7, 2025 • 42 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton and the founder of the Higgins Boat Rum Company. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Greetings everybody. Kenny Webster here is a pleasure to be
with you. It is Friday. We've got a full house today.
As a matter of fact, I got Derek Bingham here
from the Higgins Boat Rum Company.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hech any things for having me on.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Thanks for coming in. Derek also in the building this afternoon.
Jesse Payton, the hilarious comedian here. Jesse, you don't drink rum?
Why why don't you drink alcohol? Jesse?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I can't drink anything alcohol because I'm allergic to it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It runs in my family.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Everybody in my family has a weird allergy for alcohol
that every time any one of my family drinks we
break out in this bright orange jumpsuit that says Harris
County on the back.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And so we're supposed to live with in our income,
so we can afford to pay taxes to a government
they can't live within its income. Yeah. That Kenny Webster's
pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay. A Minnesota man a newer Port claims turn that down.
I need to talk, thank you. A Minnesota man was
spotted walking around naked while operating a chainsaw. I would
still rather live next to him than a pickleball court.
That's just my two cents. Hi, everybody welcome Keny Webster's
pursuit of happiness. We are live in studio right now.
(01:31):
We are on the radio, we are on the internet,
we are live streaming it as a full house. I
have the very brilliant and awesome and sometimes hated stand
up comedian Jesse Payton live in the studio right now. Hey,
sometimes hated.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm not doing my job well if I'm not always hated,
because there's always liberal skinny and I want them.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
To loathe me. That's my job. We've done many comedy
shows together. You've done thousands of comedy shows. And of
all the times we've ever performed together with Chad Prather,
Tim mathis so many great comics. When someone walks out
of the show, it's always because of you, Jesse. They yeah, because.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I I My jokes are rated E for everyone kidny
like I. If you're if you have, if you have
anything that I can see wrong with you, I'm gonna
talk about.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It all right. Also in the studio right now, my
good friend, it's slightly less controversial. Uh. Alcohol liquor entrepreneur
Derek Bingham is in the house from Higgins Boat Rum. Derek,
what is good in the hood? My dude, put that
mic in front of your face. Get that right in
front of Take that big no, and that's a camera.
Thank you. Yeah, put that kind of there you go
(02:36):
there we go like it's coming in from the side.
Kind of do one of these with the camera, Derek,
Do that right there, Derek, Derek, what the heck is
Higgins boat rum? Hold up a bottle of that for
the camera there. I want people watching to see what
we're looking at.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Higgins bo Rum.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You're a Texas room that we are some of the
cleanest stuff out there. We are taking molasses from Gulf
Coast sugarcane and we're making a pure copper pot still
silver rum that's got a great flavor to it, great
in your dackers and cocktails. And then we age it
in American charred wide oh barrels. We don't put we
don't cut it with anything younger, We don't put any
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molasses back into it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And we make what we call a bourbon drinkers room.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Nothing younger. That means Jesse won't be interested in it. Oh,
no Diddy, no Diddy. All right, there's the reason we're
doing this today, guys. I'll bet Derek and I was
what this music is?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm marine Corbelle.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's exactly right. And I'm sure Jesse knew that too.
I did.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It sounds like the background to a lot of the
never mind, I can't so a lot of the video
games you play video something is what, Jesse?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you watch marine themed adult films?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's my favorite. Yeah, it's it's a hawk to meats,
full metal jacket.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Actually, i'd be carrying this. I'm not saying is. I'm
not saying it's my thing, but I'm curious what the
heck would happen? All right, So big news coming up,
you guys know. It's this weekend, right, the Daylight Savings
things over, the Halloween's done. Now it's time for Veterans
Day and the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the
Marine Corps. I never served. I'm a degenerate, and Jesse,
(04:08):
you were involved in a government institution at a young age.
Weren't you. Yeah, I was a cotton picker in Hondo, Texas.
Is that right? What exactly did that entail?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, I was incarcerated, Kenny, working for the Texas Department
of Criminal Justice, while a cowboy on a horse with
a pistol stood over me while I picked cotton with
my bare white hands.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You are not allowed to serve in the military because
of your criminal history, and you are also not allowed
to own a firearm, but you can vote, and you
didn't know that till reach.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I didn't know that until recently, so I will definitely
be I've always said that too, because I love starting
shows with I didn't vote for Donald Trump, and the
whole crowd gasped, and then I didn't vote for anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm a felon. They're like, oh, thank god, you're a criminal,
not a liberal. Now, Derek, you are very pro military.
That's the reason why you started this brand of alcohol.
And but why did you start it? Toll, Why don't
you tell us the story. I don't need to speak
for you or you're a fully grown man. Well, we
were looking. I was looking for the next thing.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
COVID kind of killed what I was up to and
I'm like, what am I going to do next?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And what were you doing? And how did COVID kell it?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So I was doing power sports audio.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
So I had developed my own speaker enclosure that mounted
to like the roll cages at UTVs and jeeps and
stuff like that, and kind of we were like back
in twenty twelve and we were going coast to coast
the big off road events, especially the rock crawling and stuff,
showing it off and kept getting bigger and taking our
time and got a good following, had a good reputation.
(05:33):
We had our own line of speakers come out. We
were about to really really expand, like going in like
right after you know, into twenty twenty, and everything hit.
All the manufacturers shut down. Our speaker housings are made
in Houston, Texas injection molded, but then could not make
electronics here, and so we were about to have several
products come out. Everything shut down. Everything was nuts. The
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loan we were about to take take out, the interest
rates skyrocketed right out for that, and then you know,
it's one of those things that not knowing how the
government's response to COVID was going to make our economy
look in the future of if you make speakers for
somebody's off road toy, that's the first thing they're gonna
cut out of their budget when times get tough.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I like speakers, but I don't like COVID and I
hate inflation, So I understand that. But why Higgins boat rum?
What the heck Higgins boat? Pretend I'm a moron? Not
that hard to pretend. What exactly is it? So?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well, the Higgins Boat is the Higgins Industry's LCVP landing craft.
That was the boat that Eisenhower said won World War Two.
And so when we were looking for what our next
thing was our my wife's cousin, Ricky Ford, had founded
a company called Persado and his brand as gentle Bins,
and everybody who knew Ricky loved him, and so we're like, man,
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it'd be fun to work with Ricky. We rese out
to him, can you help us, like create a great
Texas rum using your like purification ultrasonic purification technologies?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Like of course we can.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
And so we started this venture with him, and I'm like,
what's my brand? And I wanted to do something that
was patriotic, pro American exceptionalism, and just we'd recently celebrate
the eightieth anniversary of D Day, and the image that's
on our label just popped into my head.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Then you guys raise a lot of money for the
troops as well. We're gonna sign some bottles coming up here,
me and Jesse that were giving away. I don't know.
I feel like my signature makes it worth less money,
but that's besides the point. It is for charity. It's
we're a very good cause wheelchairs for warriors near and
dear to my heart. Crystal had her birthday yesterday. We
love Crystal very much, so we appreciate everybody that made
donations for every birthday Crystal. All right, let's talk about
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the military for just a minute. Let me put something
up on the screen here for everybody to take a
gander at. Is that why? Why can't I see? Oh man,
I should have set this up. I see nothing on
the screen. Let me fix it. Hold on a second, settings, Well,
this isn't working very well. I can't see it on
the screen here, and I think it's my fault. Everybody.
Let me see if I can fix it during this
(07:53):
live on the air present challenges. Ah, there we go. Okay,
I fixed it all right, So this gentleman right here.
They wanted to make take a look at what's happened here.
The AP wanted to make Trump and Hegseeth look bad,
so they ran this headline, Trump Administration announce his seventeenth
deadly strike on alleged drug boat and then this picture
of Pete Hegseth aka James Bond. Doesn't this immediately like,
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they don't get it. This doesn't make him look bad.
They're trying to make him look like an arrogant prick.
For those of you on the radio listening who don't
get what we're looking at, it's Pete Hegseth in a
tuxedo with his military accolades across his chest, looking like
a Hollywood movie star Jesse. Does this make you hate
the Trump administration? Or no?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It looks like this dude's give it a speech for
Oceans twenty one.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He looks like I don't know what he's selling, but
I'm buying.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
He looks like he's looking out a harem of just
young women who want to bang in, and he's like,
which one will I pick today?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Does anybody here feel bad that we're look I'm fervently
anti drug war. I don't like the idea of you know,
taking junkies and putting them in prison where they just
do more. I don't think that works well. But shipping
fentanyl in from rogue nations that were in international geopolitical
disputes with shooting the narco terrorists, I don't have an
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issue with that at all. Derek, you're pro military, this
is probably right. You probably love watching terrorist get blown up, right.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Tom Clancy kind of like brainwashed my entire generation to
the before this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think we're in the same generation as you, so
maybe you just agree with you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I can't hate anybody that's more handsome than George Cloney.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't hate that guy. I love it. I'm not
like I'm not gay, but I'll hear him out some
You know, the Trump administration has done a really good
job of pointing out how while we're trying to solve
all the other military problems in the world, there are
people attacking our country right now. As a matter of fact,
just yesterday, this news story surfaced out of Houston, Texas.
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Maybe you guys have been there before. An ICE agent
was reportedly brutally attacked by a guy named Walter Leone
Perez Rodriguez, a pedophile, a pedophile, criminal illegal from El Salvador.
As he was getting arrested, the ICE agent had to
get seven thirteen stitches on his face. As he is now,
he now kind of doing his best Joaquin Phoenix impression. Here.
(10:11):
Oh my god, that's really good. Again, that's really good.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's comedy genius right there, Kenny, that's tremendous. Thank you,
Jesse Payton. For those of you on the radio not
understanding what we're looking at, he got his light lip
slash slashed and it looks really bad. Thirteen stitches. I
have no sympathy for the people that do this to
ICE agents. This guy's trying to protect our community from pedophiles.
Why would we feel bad about them? Just? Yeah, that's awful, man,
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that's that's disgusting, Jesse Peyton. Derek Higgins, how much rum
would you need to use to disinfect this guy's face?
Derrek Bingham? I called you Derek Higgins, didn't I? Higgins?
Heap Derek Big. Derrek Higgins is actually kind of a
cool name because that's your brand.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But Dog's name is Higgins.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what which came first, The rum or the dog.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
So the rum came first, and then I was gonna
name our dog, who was actually born on November tenth,
Marine Corps birthday. We were gonna name him John Moses Browndog,
the inventor of the nineteen eleven the Mad Deuce like
machine gun, everything like that. And then I got out
voted by everyone else, and so he is Higgins Higgins.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It is huh John Moses Browndog. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I love when your surname is just a noun and
an adjective of who you are and what you are.
And if that's the case, if there's a Christina Ashley
White never mind said oh no, no, no, I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is Conservative talk Radio, Quick quick Break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Last night, after a few beers, we discovered the art
of deceiting politicians. Just tell them the truth and they'll
never believe you. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Really really really sad. News people are really mad about this.
You could see why Nancy Pelosi has announced she is
not seeking reelection. She wants to spend more time at
home making sure her husband doesn't get hammered hammer time,
(12:09):
jug what does she take? Do we still? There was
the urban myth that the guy that attacked her husband
with a hammer was his gay lover. And I have
no idea if that's trum. Not endorsing that opinion, nor
am I suggesting it's untrue. But Jesse, if you had
to guess, it seemed like they knew him pretty well. Yeah,
and he looked like thor so. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Surprised about that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
How much Higgins boat room does it take to get hammered.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
About the same as anything else. You're gonna feel better
the next day drinking our stuff versus anything else, though.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
All right, I love that. And well, right before we
went to break, we were talking about illegal immigrants, pedophiles
attacking ice agents in Houston. Not cool, and obviously illegal
immigrants shipping drugs into the country. Trying to make Pete
Hegseth look bad when he's dressed up like James Bond.
Probably not going to work for them. But as all
that's taken place, it can't help. But notice that people
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on the left have really ignored illegal immigration is so bad?
How bad is it? Thank you? Jesse? Illegal immigration is
so bad Coldwater, Kansas just accidentally elected an illegal immigrant
to be their town's mayor.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Mayor of Coldwater accused of election fraud. The chargests come
hours after he secured a second term in office. Attorney
General Chris Kobok charged Mayor Jose Joe Sebios with six felonies,
three counts each of voting without being qualified and election perjury.
Kobak claims Sebios is lawfully living in the US, but
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is a citizen of Mexico, making him ineligible to vote.
The ag alleges the mayor illegally cast ballots in the
August twenty twenty four primary and November twenty twenty two
and twenty twenty three general elections.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't get it. The thing they said never happens
keeps happening for some reason. I mean, getting you to
feel like illegal immigration and voter fraud is a problem. Jesse.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Wait, was he busted for being an illegal trying to
vote or was he running? Was he a candidate?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Both? Both? Jesus.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You know what's funny is if you get busted trying
to vote as an illegal and he's like, hey, you're
you're illegal alien, you can't vote, He's like.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Well, guess what I'm voting for.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
It's me?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Haha, it gets worse. Yeah, what exactly are the rules
on that? Obviously illegals can't vote, but can they be mayor?
I don't know, Derek. I know you're allowed lawyer, you
sell rum for a living, But what's your take on this?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
It maybe looks like I keep hearing about all these
mayors with felonies, and with this kind of stuff, it
might be a little bit easier to become mayor than
one would think.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Let's go back, go back to his picture, because Derek,
you're right on that too, it would be easy for
him to be the mayor. But go back to his picture, Kenny,
because not only not only does he look like he
was busted for that, he also looks like Chris Hansen's
about to pop out behind him on this picture. Look
at this picture, sir. Why are you here with pizza
eliminated condoms? Why are you here to meet? Yeah, have
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a seat, let's talk about it. Derek, You're exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It does seem like it's hard to get his picture
back on screen because I just closed it seconds before
you told me to. But sorry about that. But he
does look like that guy though he's like.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Hey, uh, not only am I an illegal trying to vote,
I'm also the guy i'm voting for who's also illegal.
Also the person I'm trying to meet is illegal because
she's twelve.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You've got to admit it is uh.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Like, this guy looks like everything in the story before,
all encapsulated in one, like the illegal immigrant, the pervert,
the pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And if he's all he has to do is like
punch an ice agent in the face. Yeah, exactly, and
get some track marks on his arm, and he could
be the fedel.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's fit out of the shot is a six pack
of smear off.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yes, he's been MS thirteen because he thought MS thirteen
was about underage girls who were thirteen years old.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not for nothing here, But isn't it I mean Kansas?
When you think of like a hotbed of illegal immigration,
do you think of Kansas?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I just think of him wearing slippers, clicking his heels,
talking about there's no plays like, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, well for sure he does look a little bit. No,
you're not wrong about that, Jessie. All Right, I found
something this morning that I just blew my mind and
I couldn't believe it was real. Y'all might not remember this,
but a while back, Sabrina. Does everybody get who Sabrina Carpenter?
As you're familiar with the pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter, I'm not, no,
you know, I mean I didn't until recently. She's this
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girl Jesse. She started cosplays as being slutty. I don't
think she actually is. I'm a fan. She Her stick
is that she's overly sexual, and she hosted sid stick
is now never No, that's fine, that's fine anyway. Sabrina
Carpenter a while back got into some controversy in Brooklyn,
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New York. She was filming a music video for a
song called Feather and I you know, it's not my
cup of tea, but I only know about it because
I happen to be a Catholic. And so she got
into trouble. She didn't get into trouble. A church got
into trouble because they let her film a music video
in this Catholic church in Brooklyn where she dresses up
in a slutty outfit. And you know, it's exactly what
you'd expect, right, It's like Britney Spears in the nineties
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time or whatever more sexual than that, and so they
connect this investigation in the monseignor gets into trouble. His
name's Gagantiello, and he admits that he allowed her to
do it right. And so then an investigation's conducted into
these people from the local Catholic church and they realize
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there's a connection with Mayor Eric Adams. Mayor Eric Adams
ends up getting it into some trouble supposedly as a
result of this investigation, he gets indicted. The indictment inspires
a local Muslim Marxist state lawmaker named Zorhan Mam Donnie
to run for mayor. Gen Z gets seduced by his
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ideas a free stuff, free Palestine, free all these different things, Jesse.
And then the next thing you know, there is now
a communist in charge of the city of New York
who recently was photographed embracing one of the World Trade
Center co conspirators from the nineteen ninety three terror attack.
Jesse Payton, what is your take on this one? Freestyle
free Palestine? What do you think?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I just love that Mam Donnie ran on all the
free stuff. He like Mom Dottie's whole campaign reminded me
of a ten year old boys running for student money
president when they were like no homework, free em and
m's at lunch, extra time at recess, a bunch of
things that you have no control over. He just promised
to everybody, and good thing for Momdanni, that the residents
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of New York City aren't smarter.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Than a fifth grader. All right, So, Derek, as a
small business owner, this guy make you a little nervous here, right.
This guy's talking about taxpayer funded grocery stores that are
going to compete against the bodegas in town. Real grocery
stores have to compete against the government operated grocery store.
And where does your mind go with this?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
I mean, oh, I know that I have enough taxes
as it is here in Texas that like, if I
was in New York trying to do what I'm doing now,
I'd probably have already been packing the truck.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, I know, I hear you, absolutely Yeah, I would
want to get the hell out of there too. They
say that there's what they call the Mom Donnie effect
that the region surrounding New York City now they have
houses selling for seven hundred, eight hundred thousand dollars over
listing price, just because people are trying to get out
of the community and out of Manhattan so fast and
move out to Nassau County, which apparently has nothing to
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do with rocket ships. Jesse.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, I just well, actually I don't have anything on that, Kenny,
because I thought the mom Donnie effect was what gay
men made their adopted child call them.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Hi, I'm your mom Donnie. Now so confusing. It's actually.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Sorry, I'll stop.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, I can't go to who I was when you
invited me here, Kenny. I knew exactly who I was.
We got to do something here. Can you show me
what you're holding in front of you right there? What
are they? The Higgins boat, the alcohol the brow man.
This is like.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
When I got here, I was blown away because I'm
not I don't drink alcohol, but this is so patriotic.
I wanted to chug this whole bottle. And we're going
to be signing these, so this is cool.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You're not a liquor drinker. I got a sharpie writer.
What are we doing with these these different wheelchairs for warriors?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It is yes, So we had brought like five bottles
seals event and basically the first people who did one
hundred dollars donation got to signed a bottle, and apparently
more than five people wanted those.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I don't even want to Your label is so gorgeous,
like it's so patriotic.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't even want to sign and mess it up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I know my signature is not even that great. All right,
pass me in one of these bottles. Here have you
signed all of these?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
All right, Jesse, these are really cool. And somebody in
the comment section just asked if Total Wines has Higgins
Boat Rum, where do they get it from?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Derek?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
So Total Wine at Baybrook has us, and then it's
the biggest total wine in Texas apparently. And then the
number two and number three have US, which are in
Dallas and Arlington. Are in Plano and Arlington. So anyone,
if you happen to hear us over there, please go
get some. But not in any of the other ones yet.
And apparently the managers don't have any say in that.
It's a big old computer, one of Elon's robots to
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sit my on a desk, and I've got to, like,
you know, figure out how to bribe him.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I gotta tell you, I'm I'm so proud of us
for being able to tell dirty jokes and raise money
for wheelchairs. We did a lot of goods so far
this year.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
It was awesome, man, and the bit if it was
so fun, Like, it's crazy that we raised money and
we get.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
To have that. I had a blast. Yeah. I had
an awesome time too, Like I lost.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Five thousand dollars sports betting that day and felt good
driving home. That's how great the benefit was, Sarah, Derek,
do you remember seeing during the comedy show he was
sitting in the corner all night staring at an iPad.
Did you see that it did because he had lost
a bunch of money lost. Yeah, and then we but
you know what's funny is all this is something I
normally make jokes, but this is going to be is
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very genuine. I did lose some money, and I was
frustrated about it when I got there, was kind of
not in the right. But then when we did the benefit,
we had a good time and we raised that so
much money for a good calls it really made it
pale in comparison. So it was kind of a you know,
a double edged sword. Both on the good side. It
was really cool, man, all right, we got to take
a quick break.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
When we get back, apparently angry black lesbians or feuding
with trainnies in a gold gym in La. And it's
actually worse. Maybe you've heard about the story. It's actually
worse than what we thought. The transgender person did something
very creepy that we didn't know about in this news story. First, bro,
quick wick, we'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
We could certainly slow the aging process if aging had
to pass its way through slow ass Congress, take another vacation.
Why don't you Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, kids, we're back from break. Right. It's just
that easy. That's how quickly. Hi, we're back, Tada. The
FAA is reducing flights at forty airports due to the
government shutdowns. Is great news for people who want to
avoid spending Thanksgiving with their liberal relatives. I got to
assume that's probably the best way to do that. Sorry,
I couldn't catch a flight. Government shutdown, Jesse. It's like
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four Christmases.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Hey, we couldn't make it. And then they see you
in Fiji. Yeah, sorry, Rod, If you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Just turn on your radio. Derek Bingham is here from
the Higgins Boat Rum Company comedian Jesse Payton is in
the building right now as well, and obviously I am
here in his Friday, and we just to get together
and have a patriotic day to celebrate the Higgins Boat
Rum Company Veterans Day coming up after the weekend, and
of course the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the
Marine Corps. The Marine Corps Birthday two hundred and fifty
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years old, So congratulations, sempify to all the devil dogs
out there. We love you guys. All right. I wanted
to talk about this, but I don't want to spend
too long on it. Do y'all? Remember the news story
about the trans person accused of exposing himself in a
women's locker room was actually, you guys know this story.
There's a rapper in her name's Tish Hyman, and sorry
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I have the wrong thing on the screen. There we go.
Here's Tish Hyman. Tis Shaiman's had a golden gym. She's
a black lesbian. I think I'm assuming lesbian. I don't know.
I guess I just assumed that. And she saw a
dude in the women's locker room. Now this is California,
so obviously You don't get to be mad about things
like that. You have to just tolerate it. She didn't know.
She brought it up to the other people at the gym.
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They kicked her out of the gym, and they let
the transgender person stay.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Turns out the transgender person's name is a Lexus Black.
Alexis Black got his tranny name from his wife. Alexis
Black ran a foul of this woman in the gym
in Beverly Hills and became famous. But even more bizarre,
Black was formerly named Grant Freeman. Pleaded guilty in twenty
twenty two to savagely being as his wife Alexis Freeman
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caused a compound fracture John among other serious injuries. Moves
to the West coast, changes his name to the name
of his ex wife, decides to call himself Alexis. I
don't even know where to start on this one, Derek.
How much Higgins boat rum would it take to get
this terrible vision out of your mind? Having looked at
this and heard this story.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't know. It's pretty bizarre.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I don't expect you to weigh in on that that's okay,
But Jesse Panka, there's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
One, if you change your name to the things you beat,
then my name is going to be meet Peyton.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Number two.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
If you google Tish Hyman, black lesbian, you're gonna go
down a deep rabbit hole that had promised you to.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I want to see number three.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This guy looks like Jean bon Jovi dressed in drag.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's like you shot through the hot Hey your tube blame.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
This is nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You give dudes a bad It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And then when that when when I pulled up the
article and it said like, uh, trans man in women's
locker room, and I saw Tish Hyman.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I mistook the protagonist for the antagonist.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, you're not the first person to think that. My
one of my morning show co hosts, Billy ed Hatfield,
looked to Tish and he was like, so that's the
transgender I was like, no, that's the black livest man victim.
I was like, oh my god, I thought that was
Dennis Rodman. I had always assumed, you know, outside the community,
you assume the owls and the g's and the bees
and the t's and the q's and the two spirits
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and the exclamation marks and the infinity signs. They all
get along with each other, but as it turns out,
they actually don't like each other that much.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah, their caddy, I was gonna say, I really stopped.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't beat in your meat. That didn't know?
That's it.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
That was really good though. I think that flew over.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I thought it was good. Now you would think that
lesbians would be okay with trans women, which just means man,
it means opposite days. But I guess they actually don't
like them that much.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And I love that. It's not a mental illness. But
you changed your name to the thing that you savagely beat.
This is this has gotta stop. I mean, we joke,
but this has got to be petrifying. And for that,
you know, I don't know. Maybe it is my numbing
to think that this thing can walk in a women's
locker room and assume that it's okay. I wish, I
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wish Tish would have beat up bon Jovi in this equation.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, But but like in allgal Way and like CEB,
the second alexis to get her ass whole credit where
credit is doing. All right, I'm not gonna make Derek
comment on that because he's going to promote his brand.
I will, Derek, I would love your take on this though,
because you're a hunter. You're a gun guy, right, are
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you not?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I am.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We've come up with another reason to hate Alec Baldwin
besides killing someone with a gun. Apparently he doesn't want
Christmas Nativity displays to feature live animals. He's very mad publicity.
How and Alec Baldwin, as they put it in The
New York Post, has injected himself back into animal activist
battle against radio city music halls, Iconic rockets Christmas where
(27:38):
apparently they use real animals in the show. If you
were PETA, would you want I mean, you run a brand, right,
Pretend you're in charge of Peta instead of being in
charge of Higgins Boat Rum Company. Does Alec Baldwin strike
you as a guy right now that you would want
to go out and speak on behalf of your organization?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I don't know. Pete kind of wants some people to
so well.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That is actually a valid point. He's not wrong.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It's hard for me to do this mental exercise because
I eat more meat than the average dude.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
How much is how much meat?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Do you eat oh man like before steak gut insanely priced.
I was doing about two pounds of like New York
strips or rabbis a.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Day and I just beat it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You do need to tenderize the tougher cuts.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Thank you. You guys want to see something funny. Actually,
I might be the only guy you know that has
this problem. I'm not allowed. Hang on, let me see
if I can type.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
It, Inyre, I feel like you've started a lot of
stories with that opening right there.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I might be the only guy that has this problem.
But Doc, look at this. It's not really a problem.
But this is the Peta Twitter account. You guys see this.
Not only have they blocked me, I have been blocked.
I'm not I haven't been allowed to look at PETA's
Twitter account for years, years, I mean maybe a decade
since I was allowed to interact with them on Twitter.
So you're not a peda gazer. No, No, not a
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peda phile, not a peda lover. No, it's funny as
you were just out in wake Oh, if I'm not
mistaken on a hunting trip out there.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Wasn't a hunting trip.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
It was a group of vets and what we affectually
referred to as gunbros meeting out at somebody's farmland at
a range and just like you know, everybody shooting guns
and hanging out and barbecuing. And then we busted out
the Higgins boat whenever the guns got put up.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
How many vets were on this and non vets?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh man, I ever took is probably if I had
to guess sixty five seventy vets.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's awesome. Name real quick. All the military branches they
were in, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
All of the branches that were represented there. So the Army,
the Navy, the Air Force. We did not have any
space force. And space force is one of those things
that the guys haven't had enough time to come up
with their insults for. I think because they every branch
has their insults perfectly lined up for all the other ones.
And it's hilarious when they all drink around a campfire together.
(29:51):
And so but yeah, we had a little bit from
everything out there.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Why are you so gay for space?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
And now the.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Walton and Shaunson Show present gay for babe.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I am homoerotic for space. I am liberachi for space.
It's the least libertarian thing about me Kiddy does have
a fat astronaut. I want to go to space. If
I would give up sex for the rest of my
life to walk on the Moon, I would do it.
I don't care, just to have that experience, to do
it one time, to be up there in outer space smoke,
smoke a spliff and look down at planet Earth. That
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would that seems awesome to me.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Jesse Kenny, I thought burning man was gonna be the
worst thing you'd ever do.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
And here you are. You want to know you want
to go spoke a splif on the moon?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Retarded?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I have look a man could dream. Derek Derek Bingham
A Higgins bo Elon could figure out how to do
that pretty quick. I'm sure he's thought about it. He has.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He has a folder on his computer that are his designs,
like for how to the space helmet bong.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm a simple man. I'm a simple kind of man.
I just want to go to space and smoke legal
weed CBD legal on the moon. Hey, nothing's illegal.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Ones don't say that a pedophile.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yo, Yo, watch out, we gotta go to Epstein's planet.
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
We only have a little bit of time left. Let's
squeeze one more in before we go, and okay, that's
what she said. What do we do already? When we did?
I don't think we have time to do?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Blue dogs?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
What is it all? Blue dogs? I do love this.
This is such a cool news story. All right, So y'all,
are y'all get what Chernobyl is? Right?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
For some reason, people are terrified in nuclear power, and
I don't exactly know why. You can count all the
nuclear disasters on one hand. Right is a three mile
island Chernobyl, Fukushima. There's not that many, but Chernobyl many
people consider to be the spookiest and the weirdest of
all of them. And so that brings us to this
news story today. These guys have been doing research out
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in Chernobyl where they have dogs, and what they do
is they're the dogs of Chernobyl, they call them, and
they've discovered dogs with blue fur. It's their job to
go out and find apparently a lot of dogs live
around found the Chernobyl disaster area, and they have to
euthanize them or at least you know, castratum or whatever,
make sure they don't you know, fix them or whatever
so that they don't procreate because they don't know what
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kind of mutant dogs they could be, and they've discovered,
weirdly enough, after decades since Chernobyl, these dogs literally have
blue firm. Now, go ahead, Jesse, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
You know you know they're annoying dogs, right, They're like,
I know I have blue hair, But black labs matter
with systemic oppression in the canine community has God to stop.
But Jess, yellow labs. Yellow lab privilege is real. Yellow
lab privilege is real. But Jesse, how could.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You think this adorable dog right here would be a look?
Look how cute they are. I want to I want
a blue dog, Derek, Derek, you've got a dog, right,
I do? And how many nuclear disasters has your dog
been infected by?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
None yet he has?
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Oh so one of our I carry our room in
these type Pelican type cases, and one time and the
heat and the car met the cork pop out. It
filled with rum, and so I take all the foams,
squeeze it out in the bathtub and sit it out
on like the olt patio to kind of dry out.
I come out and my dog has just chewed the
foam to bits, really, and so yeah, he was a
little a little love, yeah, yeah, My favorite one is
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this dog right here. He looks like blue Old Yeller,
by the way, I know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't know if you guys have seen Old Yeller.
It's a sad ending. Yeah, but it's not gonna good
for you guys. There's no way it ends well for
these dogs either, Jesse. There may be is green because
yellow and blue. Never mind, I get no, I get
that was that was really good, right there? Ziploc taught
me that. Well, how long.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Before Paris Hilton is carrying around one of these in
a purse?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
If she knew it was an option, right, she'd probably
want one, Jesse, do you understand this? ESPN bat app
has decided to be They've shuddered it, they say. They
claim this reportedly is something to do with the NBA
betting scandal. So ESPN is no longer partnering with ESPN bet,
their own betting app. Instead, they're partnering with DraftKings. You're
(34:05):
a degenerate. Explain this to us.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I like to gamble, but I don't know what's going
on with the allegations. I think that there was. They're
saying that some of the players were compromised and betting
on the games, or leaking tips too big betters to
move the lines on the game.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So I think they're doing this.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
This seems like a I don't know how much this
is impactful. I think it's kind of a cover up.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Is it possible. ESPN bet just sucks, and what with
all the controversy about betting apps right now, they thought
it was a good time to show it.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Or it's the virtue signaling dog whistle for Hey, look,
we care about integrity, and you know there's a few
bad apples in this, but you know we're gonna fix
it by doing this. Shut up, all right? Where do
you do your sports betting at locally? I got a guy.
I do my sports betting like contractors do Homer models, like.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I got a guy. I got a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Is there is it better to not use the app?
Why you? Why not use the app?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I guess you can, but I've been you know, I
get kind of a kickback from a.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Guy, Derek, I had a guy sports betting.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I don't have any money available to.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Sports bet because you've launched an upstart. Yeah, yes, I
get that, yeah, exactly. I guess your gamble is kind
of the higgots both a gamble on me. Yes, So
if anybody wants to support my guy Derek, get a
bottle of this. Look how cool it looks. Obviously this
one's got our scribbles all over it, but that's for
charity there. But this is going to look great on
a liquor shelf as a Christmas present. I think if
you have a family member, that's you know, they say
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being avoided. Shane Gillis say that being interested in World
War two history is an early sign republic Republican that
is actually all right. For the first time ever in
over forty years, there are no rap songs on the
billboard top forty. Apparently they changed the rules around to
get Sizza and Kendrick Lamar off the list or I
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don't know that's what summer claiming. Kendrick Lamar and Sissa
had a summer hit called Luther. I don't expect any
of our older listeners to know what that is, but
it's a couple of rappers and the collaborative track was
from the Rundown after forty six weeks, during which the
song spent thirteen weeks at number one. Fine whatever the
single didn't maintain a placement at number twenty five made
it above the top forty. There is now not one
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hip hop or rap song in the Hot one hundred's
top forty as of the latest publishing October twenty nine.
The songs the bands mostly that show up on the
list of the artist are Taylor Swift, Morgan Wallan, Taylor Swift,
Olivia Dean, Taylor Swift, Kilanie, Taylor Swift, Morgan Wallen, Morgan Wallan,
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, and Alex Warren. And so that's it.
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Rap's just not cool anymore, Jesse, Is that what happened?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean, well after you know, Pete Diddy's in jail now,
so all the freak offs are done, so I guess
they're they're collaborative effects are over now.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
So all the weird things that we learned in twenty
twenty five. I would not have guessed that pretty much
every rapper is gay, that was. I wouldn't have huh
all of them. I always thought they were super macho. Derek,
who's your favorite rapper? And why is he gay?
Speaker 6 (36:57):
It's funny if y'all seen those videos of Tupac apparently
before career took off.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
No, you're not wrong about that. Let me see if
I can find one real quick back before Tupac, Shakur
was a really famous rapper. Apparently he look at this,
there's multiple gay Tupacac couts here. It is It didn't
That wasn't that hard to find out.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
My name is Tupac and I attend Tama Paie High
School and I'm seventeen years old.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Do you like the seventeen?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's like seventeen such a weird age.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's a in the middle age.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know, eighteen yet and you're older than sixteens.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
But I like it. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Is that a right earring? In nineteen ninety three it
meant something back and meant yeah, it meant you were
you were, you were thilly? It doesn't I love Tubaca
is a very famous song called Dear Mama. I didn't
realize that was a manifesto to the woman inside you
and trying to come out Tupac is it?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Can you for those that are listening on the radio,
can't see what we're looking at? Derek, can you describe
I mean, I know you don't know, but why do
people think he looks gay? Why?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Well, I swear he has lip gloss on.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
The earring doesn't help.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The earring doesn't help.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
The tight fitted like women's cut tank top.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's not manly.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And his mannerisms are well, you look like Woopy Goldberg's daughter. Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
And then and then does he have highlights in his hair?
And usually you don't see a black eye with blonde hair.
I know, yeah, that's that's a little peroxie. Hydrogen PEROXI
got him? There is that? How you do that? I
think that is lemon lemon juice or something.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
But he does not look gangstuf.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, he doesn't. He looks like Will Smith is. His
dad looks like Will Smith is. He's interning for Will Smith. Right, well,
there's another one. Would you have guessed that Will Smith
was kind of mo?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I haven't really been keeping up all all.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
My only knowledge of Will Smith in recent times was
just the whole Chris Rock slapping thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, wild, Well, if you slap another man, I mean
that's kind of you know, although Jesse, I have a.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Very inches I have a very unique take on that
whole thing. I get so I get both sides. I'm
a comedian. I get Chris Rock. I get the free speech.
You should say what you want. You should be exempt
and exonerated from any controversy for anything you say. I
think you should be able to say anything under the
umbrella of comedy, so you should ever be.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Attacked for it.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Also, I get looking over and seeing a dude offend
your girl as an alpha mancho man protecting your woman.
I get violence. I'm not condoning it, but I get it.
If I look over and I see another man put
that face on my girl, I might I might slap
the dude two. So most people are very much on
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Chris Rocks side. I get both sides because if somebody
disrespects my girl like that and I have to look
at her face and see that, I'm probably punching the
guy too.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I did watch you one time take on like five
redneck dudes. Where were we Hattiesburg? Yeah, we had just
done a comedy show and hand there was a merch
table set up. The comedy show ends, and the nightclub
turns into a dance club. For some reason, it was
oh Southern miss or old miss town. Right, Hattiesburg is
a mixedge town, right, so, right as everybody leaves and
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then the college kids come in, everybody surrounds your merch girl. Yeah,
at a girl working for me?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Is everybody surround Like five college kids surround her and
they're just being grabbing their their crotches and licking their
lips and smirking at her. And when I came out,
I saw a look that was on her face and
I tried to knock all five of them mount and
security came and can.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I tell the end of the story. There's a black
female cop there. And the black female cop comes up
to Jesse and she's like, listen, you're not supposed to
act like this. I don't want to have to take
you to county. Jesse looks at her without even blinket.
He says, lady, I did eight years in the state penitentiary.
Do you think I'm gonna lose any sleep over spending
a night in county. I'll kick those guys' asses if
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they come back. And this black cop looks at Jessie,
She's like, I don't want to deal with this. She
walks away. He called her bluff. He's like, you don't
want to arrest me? And even if you did.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Jesse. I never seen.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Anything like it before. I'm very protective. What I hate, Kitty,
I hate bully mentalities. I hate that. I hate people
who try to, you know, make women feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
And you know, you saw the look on her face.
It was yeah, crazy, and you don't make people feel
like that. So yeah, I was willing to. You know,
those five dudes might have whooped my butt, but they
would have felt it, or you know, we would have
seen what happened.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
But all right, we're gonna have to end our show
today with violence against teenagers from comedian Jesse Payton. Unfortunately
we've run out of time.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Jesse Real quick Plug, One thing Go, Two Tones Piano
Bar in the Woodlands, Me and Billy D Washington. Billy
D has one of the most storied, accomplished comedians in
all of Texas, right here in Houston. He will be
home from his tour November twenty third at Two Tones
Piano Bar. It's gonna be tremida. He's also a piano player,
so come see both of us. That's going to be
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a tremendous show. Tickets are available at Jesse isfunny dot Com, Woodlands, Texas,
two tons being a Bar November twenty three.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So he's gonna play with this piano. You're gonna play
with your organ, right, I'm gonna play with my meat. No,
that's fantastic. And then Derek Bing, I'm a Daiggin's boat
round plug one thing.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Go yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Go to our social media where Higgins Boat Rome on
Twitter and Facebook. That's where we're gonna be able to
tell you, like what we're about to do, what we're
up to, things like that.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Greetings everybody. Kenny Webster here is a pleasure to be
with you. It is Friday. We've got a full house today.
As a matter of fact, I got Derek Bingham here
from the Higgins Boat Rum Company.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hech any things for having me on.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Thanks for coming in. Derek also in the building this afternoon.
Jesse Payton, the hilarious comedian here. Jesse, you don't drink rum?
Why why don't you drink alcohol? Jesse?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I can't drink anything alcohol because I'm allergic to it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It runs in my family.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Everybody in my family has a weird allergy for alcohol
that every time any one of my family drinks we
break out in this bright orange jumpsuit that says Harris
County on the back.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And so we're supposed to live with in our income,
so we can afford to pay taxes to a government
they can't live within its income. Yeah. That Kenny Webster's
pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay. A Minnesota man a newer Port claims turn that down.
I need to talk, thank you. A Minnesota man was
spotted walking around naked while operating a chainsaw. I would
still rather live next to him than a pickleball court.
That's just my two cents. Hi, everybody welcome Keny Webster's
pursuit of happiness. We are live in studio right now.
(01:31):
We are on the radio, we are on the internet,
we are live streaming it as a full house. I
have the very brilliant and awesome and sometimes hated stand
up comedian Jesse Payton live in the studio right now. Hey,
sometimes hated.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm not doing my job well if I'm not always hated,
because there's always liberal skinny and I want them.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
To loathe me. That's my job. We've done many comedy
shows together. You've done thousands of comedy shows. And of
all the times we've ever performed together with Chad Prather,
Tim mathis so many great comics. When someone walks out
of the show, it's always because of you, Jesse. They yeah, because.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I I My jokes are rated E for everyone kidny
like I. If you're if you have, if you have
anything that I can see wrong with you, I'm gonna
talk about.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It all right. Also in the studio right now, my
good friend, it's slightly less controversial. Uh. Alcohol liquor entrepreneur
Derek Bingham is in the house from Higgins Boat Rum. Derek,
what is good in the hood? My dude, put that
mic in front of your face. Get that right in
front of Take that big no, and that's a camera.
Thank you. Yeah, put that kind of there you go
(02:36):
there we go like it's coming in from the side.
Kind of do one of these with the camera, Derek,
Do that right there, Derek, Derek, what the heck is
Higgins boat rum? Hold up a bottle of that for
the camera there. I want people watching to see what
we're looking at.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Higgins bo Rum.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You're a Texas room that we are some of the
cleanest stuff out there. We are taking molasses from Gulf
Coast sugarcane and we're making a pure copper pot still
silver rum that's got a great flavor to it, great
in your dackers and cocktails. And then we age it
in American charred wide oh barrels. We don't put we
don't cut it with anything younger, We don't put any
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molasses back into it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And we make what we call a bourbon drinkers room.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Nothing younger. That means Jesse won't be interested in it. Oh,
no Diddy, no Diddy. All right, there's the reason we're
doing this today, guys. I'll bet Derek and I was
what this music is?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm marine Corbelle.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's exactly right. And I'm sure Jesse knew that too.
I did.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It sounds like the background to a lot of the
never mind, I can't so a lot of the video
games you play video something is what, Jesse?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you watch marine themed adult films?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's my favorite. Yeah, it's it's a hawk to meats,
full metal jacket.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Actually, i'd be carrying this. I'm not saying is. I'm
not saying it's my thing, but I'm curious what the
heck would happen? All right, So big news coming up,
you guys know. It's this weekend, right, the Daylight Savings
things over, the Halloween's done. Now it's time for Veterans
Day and the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the
Marine Corps. I never served. I'm a degenerate, and Jesse,
(04:08):
you were involved in a government institution at a young age.
Weren't you. Yeah, I was a cotton picker in Hondo, Texas.
Is that right? What exactly did that entail?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, I was incarcerated, Kenny, working for the Texas Department
of Criminal Justice, while a cowboy on a horse with
a pistol stood over me while I picked cotton with
my bare white hands.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You are not allowed to serve in the military because
of your criminal history, and you are also not allowed
to own a firearm, but you can vote, and you
didn't know that till reach.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I didn't know that until recently, so I will definitely
be I've always said that too, because I love starting
shows with I didn't vote for Donald Trump, and the
whole crowd gasped, and then I didn't vote for anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm a felon. They're like, oh, thank god, you're a criminal,
not a liberal. Now, Derek, you are very pro military.
That's the reason why you started this brand of alcohol.
And but why did you start it? Toll, Why don't
you tell us the story. I don't need to speak
for you or you're a fully grown man. Well, we
were looking. I was looking for the next thing.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
COVID kind of killed what I was up to and
I'm like, what am I going to do next?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And what were you doing? And how did COVID kell it?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So I was doing power sports audio.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
So I had developed my own speaker enclosure that mounted
to like the roll cages at UTVs and jeeps and
stuff like that, and kind of we were like back
in twenty twelve and we were going coast to coast
the big off road events, especially the rock crawling and stuff,
showing it off and kept getting bigger and taking our
time and got a good following, had a good reputation.
(05:33):
We had our own line of speakers come out. We
were about to really really expand, like going in like
right after you know, into twenty twenty, and everything hit.
All the manufacturers shut down. Our speaker housings are made
in Houston, Texas injection molded, but then could not make
electronics here, and so we were about to have several
products come out. Everything shut down. Everything was nuts. The
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loan we were about to take take out, the interest
rates skyrocketed right out for that, and then you know,
it's one of those things that not knowing how the
government's response to COVID was going to make our economy
look in the future of if you make speakers for
somebody's off road toy, that's the first thing they're gonna
cut out of their budget when times get tough.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I like speakers, but I don't like COVID and I
hate inflation, So I understand that. But why Higgins boat rum?
What the heck Higgins boat? Pretend I'm a moron? Not
that hard to pretend. What exactly is it? So?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well, the Higgins Boat is the Higgins Industry's LCVP landing craft.
That was the boat that Eisenhower said won World War Two.
And so when we were looking for what our next
thing was our my wife's cousin, Ricky Ford, had founded
a company called Persado and his brand as gentle Bins,
and everybody who knew Ricky loved him, and so we're like, man,
(06:48):
it'd be fun to work with Ricky. We rese out
to him, can you help us, like create a great
Texas rum using your like purification ultrasonic purification technologies?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Like of course we can.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
And so we started this venture with him, and I'm like,
what's my brand? And I wanted to do something that
was patriotic, pro American exceptionalism, and just we'd recently celebrate
the eightieth anniversary of D Day, and the image that's
on our label just popped into my head.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Then you guys raise a lot of money for the
troops as well. We're gonna sign some bottles coming up here,
me and Jesse that were giving away. I don't know.
I feel like my signature makes it worth less money,
but that's besides the point. It is for charity. It's
we're a very good cause wheelchairs for warriors near and
dear to my heart. Crystal had her birthday yesterday. We
love Crystal very much, so we appreciate everybody that made
donations for every birthday Crystal. All right, let's talk about
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the military for just a minute. Let me put something
up on the screen here for everybody to take a
gander at. Is that why? Why can't I see? Oh man,
I should have set this up. I see nothing on
the screen. Let me fix it. Hold on a second, settings, Well,
this isn't working very well. I can't see it on
the screen here, and I think it's my fault. Everybody.
Let me see if I can fix it during this
(07:53):
live on the air present challenges. Ah, there we go. Okay,
I fixed it all right, So this gentleman right here.
They wanted to make take a look at what's happened here.
The AP wanted to make Trump and Hegseeth look bad,
so they ran this headline, Trump Administration announce his seventeenth
deadly strike on alleged drug boat and then this picture
of Pete Hegseth aka James Bond. Doesn't this immediately like,
(08:16):
they don't get it. This doesn't make him look bad.
They're trying to make him look like an arrogant prick.
For those of you on the radio listening who don't
get what we're looking at, it's Pete Hegseth in a
tuxedo with his military accolades across his chest, looking like
a Hollywood movie star Jesse. Does this make you hate
the Trump administration? Or no?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It looks like this dude's give it a speech for
Oceans twenty one.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He looks like I don't know what he's selling, but
I'm buying.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
He looks like he's looking out a harem of just
young women who want to bang in, and he's like,
which one will I pick today?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Does anybody here feel bad that we're look I'm fervently
anti drug war. I don't like the idea of you know,
taking junkies and putting them in prison where they just
do more. I don't think that works well. But shipping
fentanyl in from rogue nations that were in international geopolitical
disputes with shooting the narco terrorists, I don't have an
(09:10):
issue with that at all. Derek, you're pro military, this
is probably right. You probably love watching terrorist get blown up, right.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Tom Clancy kind of like brainwashed my entire generation to
the before this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think we're in the same generation as you, so
maybe you just agree with you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I can't hate anybody that's more handsome than George Cloney.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't hate that guy. I love it. I'm not
like I'm not gay, but I'll hear him out some
You know, the Trump administration has done a really good
job of pointing out how while we're trying to solve
all the other military problems in the world, there are
people attacking our country right now. As a matter of fact,
just yesterday, this news story surfaced out of Houston, Texas.
(09:49):
Maybe you guys have been there before. An ICE agent
was reportedly brutally attacked by a guy named Walter Leone
Perez Rodriguez, a pedophile, a pedophile, criminal illegal from El Salvador.
As he was getting arrested, the ICE agent had to
get seven thirteen stitches on his face. As he is now,
he now kind of doing his best Joaquin Phoenix impression. Here.
(10:11):
Oh my god, that's really good. Again, that's really good.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's comedy genius right there, Kenny, that's tremendous. Thank you,
Jesse Payton. For those of you on the radio not
understanding what we're looking at, he got his light lip
slash slashed and it looks really bad. Thirteen stitches. I
have no sympathy for the people that do this to
ICE agents. This guy's trying to protect our community from pedophiles.
Why would we feel bad about them? Just? Yeah, that's awful, man,
(10:35):
that's that's disgusting, Jesse Peyton. Derek Higgins, how much rum
would you need to use to disinfect this guy's face?
Derrek Bingham? I called you Derek Higgins, didn't I? Higgins?
Heap Derek Big. Derrek Higgins is actually kind of a
cool name because that's your brand.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But Dog's name is Higgins.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what which came first, The rum or the dog.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
So the rum came first, and then I was gonna
name our dog, who was actually born on November tenth,
Marine Corps birthday. We were gonna name him John Moses Browndog,
the inventor of the nineteen eleven the Mad Deuce like
machine gun, everything like that. And then I got out
voted by everyone else, and so he is Higgins Higgins.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It is huh John Moses Browndog. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I love when your surname is just a noun and
an adjective of who you are and what you are.
And if that's the case, if there's a Christina Ashley
White never mind said oh no, no, no, I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is Conservative talk Radio, Quick quick Break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Last night, after a few beers, we discovered the art
of deceiting politicians. Just tell them the truth and they'll
never believe you. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Really really really sad. News people are really mad about this.
You could see why Nancy Pelosi has announced she is
not seeking reelection. She wants to spend more time at
home making sure her husband doesn't get hammered hammer time,
(12:09):
jug what does she take? Do we still? There was
the urban myth that the guy that attacked her husband
with a hammer was his gay lover. And I have
no idea if that's trum. Not endorsing that opinion, nor
am I suggesting it's untrue. But Jesse, if you had
to guess, it seemed like they knew him pretty well. Yeah,
and he looked like thor so. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Surprised about that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
How much Higgins boat room does it take to get hammered.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
About the same as anything else. You're gonna feel better
the next day drinking our stuff versus anything else, though.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
All right, I love that. And well, right before we
went to break, we were talking about illegal immigrants, pedophiles
attacking ice agents in Houston. Not cool, and obviously illegal
immigrants shipping drugs into the country. Trying to make Pete
Hegseth look bad when he's dressed up like James Bond.
Probably not going to work for them. But as all
that's taken place, it can't help. But notice that people
(12:58):
on the left have really ignored illegal immigration is so bad?
How bad is it? Thank you? Jesse? Illegal immigration is
so bad Coldwater, Kansas just accidentally elected an illegal immigrant
to be their town's mayor.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Mayor of Coldwater accused of election fraud. The chargests come
hours after he secured a second term in office. Attorney
General Chris Kobok charged Mayor Jose Joe Sebios with six felonies,
three counts each of voting without being qualified and election perjury.
Kobak claims Sebios is lawfully living in the US, but
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is a citizen of Mexico, making him ineligible to vote.
The ag alleges the mayor illegally cast ballots in the
August twenty twenty four primary and November twenty twenty two
and twenty twenty three general elections.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't get it. The thing they said never happens
keeps happening for some reason. I mean, getting you to
feel like illegal immigration and voter fraud is a problem. Jesse.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Wait, was he busted for being an illegal trying to
vote or was he running? Was he a candidate?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Both? Both? Jesus.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You know what's funny is if you get busted trying
to vote as an illegal and he's like, hey, you're
you're illegal alien, you can't vote, He's like.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Well, guess what I'm voting for.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
It's me?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Haha, it gets worse. Yeah, what exactly are the rules
on that? Obviously illegals can't vote, but can they be mayor?
I don't know, Derek. I know you're allowed lawyer, you
sell rum for a living, But what's your take on this?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
It maybe looks like I keep hearing about all these
mayors with felonies, and with this kind of stuff, it
might be a little bit easier to become mayor than
one would think.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Let's go back, go back to his picture, because Derek,
you're right on that too, it would be easy for
him to be the mayor. But go back to his picture, Kenny,
because not only not only does he look like he
was busted for that, he also looks like Chris Hansen's
about to pop out behind him on this picture. Look
at this picture, sir. Why are you here with pizza
eliminated condoms? Why are you here to meet? Yeah, have
(14:57):
a seat, let's talk about it. Derek, You're exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It does seem like it's hard to get his picture
back on screen because I just closed it seconds before
you told me to. But sorry about that. But he
does look like that guy though he's like.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Hey, uh, not only am I an illegal trying to vote,
I'm also the guy i'm voting for who's also illegal.
Also the person I'm trying to meet is illegal because
she's twelve.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You've got to admit it is uh.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Like, this guy looks like everything in the story before,
all encapsulated in one, like the illegal immigrant, the pervert,
the pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And if he's all he has to do is like
punch an ice agent in the face. Yeah, exactly, and
get some track marks on his arm, and he could
be the fedel.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's fit out of the shot is a six pack
of smear off.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yes, he's been MS thirteen because he thought MS thirteen
was about underage girls who were thirteen years old.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not for nothing here, But isn't it I mean Kansas?
When you think of like a hotbed of illegal immigration,
do you think of Kansas?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I just think of him wearing slippers, clicking his heels,
talking about there's no plays like, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, well for sure he does look a little bit. No,
you're not wrong about that, Jessie. All Right, I found
something this morning that I just blew my mind and
I couldn't believe it was real. Y'all might not remember this,
but a while back, Sabrina. Does everybody get who Sabrina Carpenter?
As you're familiar with the pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter, I'm not, no,
you know, I mean I didn't until recently. She's this
(16:14):
girl Jesse. She started cosplays as being slutty. I don't
think she actually is. I'm a fan. She Her stick
is that she's overly sexual, and she hosted sid stick
is now never No, that's fine, that's fine anyway. Sabrina
Carpenter a while back got into some controversy in Brooklyn,
(16:35):
New York. She was filming a music video for a
song called Feather and I you know, it's not my
cup of tea, but I only know about it because
I happen to be a Catholic. And so she got
into trouble. She didn't get into trouble. A church got
into trouble because they let her film a music video
in this Catholic church in Brooklyn where she dresses up
in a slutty outfit. And you know, it's exactly what
you'd expect, right, It's like Britney Spears in the nineties
(16:59):
time or whatever more sexual than that, and so they
connect this investigation in the monseignor gets into trouble. His
name's Gagantiello, and he admits that he allowed her to
do it right. And so then an investigation's conducted into
these people from the local Catholic church and they realize
(17:19):
there's a connection with Mayor Eric Adams. Mayor Eric Adams
ends up getting it into some trouble supposedly as a
result of this investigation, he gets indicted. The indictment inspires
a local Muslim Marxist state lawmaker named Zorhan Mam Donnie
to run for mayor. Gen Z gets seduced by his
(17:41):
ideas a free stuff, free Palestine, free all these different things, Jesse.
And then the next thing you know, there is now
a communist in charge of the city of New York
who recently was photographed embracing one of the World Trade
Center co conspirators from the nineteen ninety three terror attack.
Jesse Payton, what is your take on this one? Freestyle
free Palestine? What do you think?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I just love that Mam Donnie ran on all the
free stuff. He like Mom Dottie's whole campaign reminded me
of a ten year old boys running for student money
president when they were like no homework, free em and
m's at lunch, extra time at recess, a bunch of
things that you have no control over. He just promised
to everybody, and good thing for Momdanni, that the residents
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of New York City aren't smarter.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Than a fifth grader. All right, So, Derek, as a
small business owner, this guy make you a little nervous here, right.
This guy's talking about taxpayer funded grocery stores that are
going to compete against the bodegas in town. Real grocery
stores have to compete against the government operated grocery store.
And where does your mind go with this?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
I mean, oh, I know that I have enough taxes
as it is here in Texas that like, if I
was in New York trying to do what I'm doing now,
I'd probably have already been packing the truck.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, I know, I hear you, absolutely Yeah, I would
want to get the hell out of there too. They
say that there's what they call the Mom Donnie effect
that the region surrounding New York City now they have
houses selling for seven hundred, eight hundred thousand dollars over
listing price, just because people are trying to get out
of the community and out of Manhattan so fast and
move out to Nassau County, which apparently has nothing to
(19:18):
do with rocket ships. Jesse.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, I just well, actually I don't have anything on that, Kenny,
because I thought the mom Donnie effect was what gay
men made their adopted child call them.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Hi, I'm your mom Donnie. Now so confusing. It's actually.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Sorry, I'll stop.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, I can't go to who I was when you
invited me here, Kenny. I knew exactly who I was.
We got to do something here. Can you show me
what you're holding in front of you right there? What
are they? The Higgins boat, the alcohol the brow man.
This is like.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
When I got here, I was blown away because I'm
not I don't drink alcohol, but this is so patriotic.
I wanted to chug this whole bottle. And we're going
to be signing these, so this is cool.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You're not a liquor drinker. I got a sharpie writer.
What are we doing with these these different wheelchairs for warriors?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It is yes, So we had brought like five bottles
seals event and basically the first people who did one
hundred dollars donation got to signed a bottle, and apparently
more than five people wanted those.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I don't even want to Your label is so gorgeous,
like it's so patriotic.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't even want to sign and mess it up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I know my signature is not even that great. All right,
pass me in one of these bottles. Here have you
signed all of these?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
All right, Jesse, these are really cool. And somebody in
the comment section just asked if Total Wines has Higgins
Boat Rum, where do they get it from?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Derek?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
So Total Wine at Baybrook has us, and then it's
the biggest total wine in Texas apparently. And then the
number two and number three have US, which are in
Dallas and Arlington. Are in Plano and Arlington. So anyone,
if you happen to hear us over there, please go
get some. But not in any of the other ones yet.
And apparently the managers don't have any say in that.
It's a big old computer, one of Elon's robots to
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sit my on a desk, and I've got to, like,
you know, figure out how to bribe him.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I gotta tell you, I'm I'm so proud of us
for being able to tell dirty jokes and raise money
for wheelchairs. We did a lot of goods so far
this year.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
It was awesome, man, and the bit if it was
so fun, Like, it's crazy that we raised money and
we get.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
To have that. I had a blast. Yeah. I had
an awesome time too, Like I lost.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Five thousand dollars sports betting that day and felt good
driving home. That's how great the benefit was, Sarah, Derek,
do you remember seeing during the comedy show he was
sitting in the corner all night staring at an iPad.
Did you see that it did because he had lost
a bunch of money lost. Yeah, and then we but
you know what's funny is all this is something I
normally make jokes, but this is going to be is
(21:36):
very genuine. I did lose some money, and I was
frustrated about it when I got there, was kind of
not in the right. But then when we did the benefit,
we had a good time and we raised that so
much money for a good calls it really made it
pale in comparison. So it was kind of a you know,
a double edged sword. Both on the good side. It
was really cool, man, all right, we got to take
a quick break.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
When we get back, apparently angry black lesbians or feuding
with trainnies in a gold gym in La. And it's
actually worse. Maybe you've heard about the story. It's actually
worse than what we thought. The transgender person did something
very creepy that we didn't know about in this news story. First, bro,
quick wick, we'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
We could certainly slow the aging process if aging had
to pass its way through slow ass Congress, take another vacation.
Why don't you Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, kids, we're back from break. Right. It's just
that easy. That's how quickly. Hi, we're back, Tada. The
FAA is reducing flights at forty airports due to the
government shutdowns. Is great news for people who want to
avoid spending Thanksgiving with their liberal relatives. I got to
assume that's probably the best way to do that. Sorry,
I couldn't catch a flight. Government shutdown, Jesse. It's like
(22:45):
four Christmases.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Hey, we couldn't make it. And then they see you
in Fiji. Yeah, sorry, Rod, If you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Just turn on your radio. Derek Bingham is here from
the Higgins Boat Rum Company comedian Jesse Payton is in
the building right now as well, and obviously I am
here in his Friday, and we just to get together
and have a patriotic day to celebrate the Higgins Boat
Rum Company Veterans Day coming up after the weekend, and
of course the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the
Marine Corps. The Marine Corps Birthday two hundred and fifty
(23:12):
years old, So congratulations, sempify to all the devil dogs
out there. We love you guys. All right. I wanted
to talk about this, but I don't want to spend
too long on it. Do y'all? Remember the news story
about the trans person accused of exposing himself in a
women's locker room was actually, you guys know this story.
There's a rapper in her name's Tish Hyman, and sorry
(23:32):
I have the wrong thing on the screen. There we go.
Here's Tish Hyman. Tis Shaiman's had a golden gym. She's
a black lesbian. I think I'm assuming lesbian. I don't know.
I guess I just assumed that. And she saw a
dude in the women's locker room. Now this is California,
so obviously You don't get to be mad about things
like that. You have to just tolerate it. She didn't know.
She brought it up to the other people at the gym.
(23:53):
They kicked her out of the gym, and they let
the transgender person stay.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Turns out the transgender person's name is a Lexus Black.
Alexis Black got his tranny name from his wife. Alexis
Black ran a foul of this woman in the gym
in Beverly Hills and became famous. But even more bizarre,
Black was formerly named Grant Freeman. Pleaded guilty in twenty
twenty two to savagely being as his wife Alexis Freeman
(24:18):
caused a compound fracture John among other serious injuries. Moves
to the West coast, changes his name to the name
of his ex wife, decides to call himself Alexis. I
don't even know where to start on this one, Derek.
How much Higgins boat rum would it take to get
this terrible vision out of your mind? Having looked at
this and heard this story.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't know. It's pretty bizarre.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I don't expect you to weigh in on that that's okay,
But Jesse Panka, there's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
One, if you change your name to the things you beat,
then my name is going to be meet Peyton.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Number two.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
If you google Tish Hyman, black lesbian, you're gonna go
down a deep rabbit hole that had promised you to.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I want to see number three.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This guy looks like Jean bon Jovi dressed in drag.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's like you shot through the hot Hey your tube blame.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
This is nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You give dudes a bad It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And then when that when when I pulled up the
article and it said like, uh, trans man in women's
locker room, and I saw Tish Hyman.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I mistook the protagonist for the antagonist.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, you're not the first person to think that. My
one of my morning show co hosts, Billy ed Hatfield,
looked to Tish and he was like, so that's the
transgender I was like, no, that's the black livest man victim.
I was like, oh my god, I thought that was
Dennis Rodman. I had always assumed, you know, outside the community,
you assume the owls and the g's and the bees
and the t's and the q's and the two spirits
(25:53):
and the exclamation marks and the infinity signs. They all
get along with each other, but as it turns out,
they actually don't like each other that much.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah, their caddy, I was gonna say, I really stopped.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't beat in your meat. That didn't know?
That's it.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
That was really good though. I think that flew over.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I thought it was good. Now you would think that
lesbians would be okay with trans women, which just means man,
it means opposite days. But I guess they actually don't
like them that much.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And I love that. It's not a mental illness. But
you changed your name to the thing that you savagely beat.
This is this has gotta stop. I mean, we joke,
but this has got to be petrifying. And for that,
you know, I don't know. Maybe it is my numbing
to think that this thing can walk in a women's
locker room and assume that it's okay. I wish, I
(26:47):
wish Tish would have beat up bon Jovi in this equation.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, But but like in allgal Way and like CEB,
the second alexis to get her ass whole credit where
credit is doing. All right, I'm not gonna make Derek
comment on that because he's going to promote his brand.
I will, Derek, I would love your take on this though,
because you're a hunter. You're a gun guy, right, are
(27:14):
you not?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I am.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We've come up with another reason to hate Alec Baldwin
besides killing someone with a gun. Apparently he doesn't want
Christmas Nativity displays to feature live animals. He's very mad publicity.
How and Alec Baldwin, as they put it in The
New York Post, has injected himself back into animal activist
battle against radio city music halls, Iconic rockets Christmas where
(27:38):
apparently they use real animals in the show. If you
were PETA, would you want I mean, you run a brand, right,
Pretend you're in charge of Peta instead of being in
charge of Higgins Boat Rum Company. Does Alec Baldwin strike
you as a guy right now that you would want
to go out and speak on behalf of your organization?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I don't know. Pete kind of wants some people to
so well.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That is actually a valid point. He's not wrong.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It's hard for me to do this mental exercise because
I eat more meat than the average dude.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
How much is how much meat?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Do you eat oh man like before steak gut insanely priced.
I was doing about two pounds of like New York
strips or rabbis a.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Day and I just beat it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You do need to tenderize the tougher cuts.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Thank you. You guys want to see something funny. Actually,
I might be the only guy you know that has
this problem. I'm not allowed. Hang on, let me see
if I can type.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
It, Inyre, I feel like you've started a lot of
stories with that opening right there.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I might be the only guy that has this problem.
But Doc, look at this. It's not really a problem.
But this is the Peta Twitter account. You guys see this.
Not only have they blocked me, I have been blocked.
I'm not I haven't been allowed to look at PETA's
Twitter account for years, years, I mean maybe a decade
since I was allowed to interact with them on Twitter.
So you're not a peda gazer. No, No, not a
(28:55):
peda phile, not a peda lover. No, it's funny as
you were just out in wake Oh, if I'm not
mistaken on a hunting trip out there.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Wasn't a hunting trip.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
It was a group of vets and what we affectually
referred to as gunbros meeting out at somebody's farmland at
a range and just like you know, everybody shooting guns
and hanging out and barbecuing. And then we busted out
the Higgins boat whenever the guns got put up.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
How many vets were on this and non vets?
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh man, I ever took is probably if I had
to guess sixty five seventy vets.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's awesome. Name real quick. All the military branches they
were in, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
All of the branches that were represented there. So the Army,
the Navy, the Air Force. We did not have any
space force. And space force is one of those things
that the guys haven't had enough time to come up
with their insults for. I think because they every branch
has their insults perfectly lined up for all the other ones.
And it's hilarious when they all drink around a campfire together.
(29:51):
And so but yeah, we had a little bit from
everything out there.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Why are you so gay for space?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
And now the.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Walton and Shaunson Show present gay for babe.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I am homoerotic for space. I am liberachi for space.
It's the least libertarian thing about me Kiddy does have
a fat astronaut. I want to go to space. If
I would give up sex for the rest of my
life to walk on the Moon, I would do it.
I don't care, just to have that experience, to do
it one time, to be up there in outer space smoke,
smoke a spliff and look down at planet Earth. That
(30:25):
would that seems awesome to me.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Jesse Kenny, I thought burning man was gonna be the
worst thing you'd ever do.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
And here you are. You want to know you want
to go spoke a splif on the moon?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Retarded?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I have look a man could dream. Derek Derek Bingham
A Higgins bo Elon could figure out how to do
that pretty quick. I'm sure he's thought about it. He has.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He has a folder on his computer that are his designs,
like for how to the space helmet bong.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm a simple man. I'm a simple kind of man.
I just want to go to space and smoke legal
weed CBD legal on the moon. Hey, nothing's illegal.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Ones don't say that a pedophile.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yo, Yo, watch out, we gotta go to Epstein's planet.
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
We only have a little bit of time left. Let's
squeeze one more in before we go, and okay, that's
what she said. What do we do already? When we did?
I don't think we have time to do?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Blue dogs?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
What is it all? Blue dogs? I do love this.
This is such a cool news story. All right, So y'all,
are y'all get what Chernobyl is? Right?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
For some reason, people are terrified in nuclear power, and
I don't exactly know why. You can count all the
nuclear disasters on one hand. Right is a three mile
island Chernobyl, Fukushima. There's not that many, but Chernobyl many
people consider to be the spookiest and the weirdest of
all of them. And so that brings us to this
news story today. These guys have been doing research out
(31:49):
in Chernobyl where they have dogs, and what they do
is they're the dogs of Chernobyl, they call them, and
they've discovered dogs with blue fur. It's their job to
go out and find apparently a lot of dogs live
around found the Chernobyl disaster area, and they have to
euthanize them or at least you know, castratum or whatever,
make sure they don't you know, fix them or whatever
so that they don't procreate because they don't know what
(32:10):
kind of mutant dogs they could be, and they've discovered,
weirdly enough, after decades since Chernobyl, these dogs literally have
blue firm. Now, go ahead, Jesse, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
You know you know they're annoying dogs, right, They're like,
I know I have blue hair, But black labs matter
with systemic oppression in the canine community has God to stop.
But Jess, yellow labs. Yellow lab privilege is real. Yellow
lab privilege is real. But Jesse, how could.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You think this adorable dog right here would be a look?
Look how cute they are. I want to I want
a blue dog, Derek, Derek, you've got a dog, right,
I do? And how many nuclear disasters has your dog
been infected by?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
None yet he has?
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Oh so one of our I carry our room in
these type Pelican type cases, and one time and the
heat and the car met the cork pop out. It
filled with rum, and so I take all the foams,
squeeze it out in the bathtub and sit it out
on like the olt patio to kind of dry out.
I come out and my dog has just chewed the
foam to bits, really, and so yeah, he was a
little a little love, yeah, yeah, My favorite one is
(33:19):
this dog right here. He looks like blue Old Yeller,
by the way, I know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't know if you guys have seen Old Yeller.
It's a sad ending. Yeah, but it's not gonna good
for you guys. There's no way it ends well for
these dogs either, Jesse. There may be is green because
yellow and blue. Never mind, I get no, I get
that was that was really good, right there? Ziploc taught
me that. Well, how long.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Before Paris Hilton is carrying around one of these in
a purse?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
If she knew it was an option, right, she'd probably
want one, Jesse, do you understand this? ESPN bat app
has decided to be They've shuddered it, they say. They
claim this reportedly is something to do with the NBA
betting scandal. So ESPN is no longer partnering with ESPN bet,
their own betting app. Instead, they're partnering with DraftKings. You're
(34:05):
a degenerate. Explain this to us.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I like to gamble, but I don't know what's going
on with the allegations. I think that there was. They're
saying that some of the players were compromised and betting
on the games, or leaking tips too big betters to
move the lines on the game.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So I think they're doing this.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
This seems like a I don't know how much this
is impactful. I think it's kind of a cover up.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Is it possible. ESPN bet just sucks, and what with
all the controversy about betting apps right now, they thought
it was a good time to show it.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Or it's the virtue signaling dog whistle for Hey, look,
we care about integrity, and you know there's a few
bad apples in this, but you know we're gonna fix
it by doing this. Shut up, all right? Where do
you do your sports betting at locally? I got a guy.
I do my sports betting like contractors do Homer models, like.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I got a guy. I got a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Is there is it better to not use the app?
Why you? Why not use the app?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I guess you can, but I've been you know, I
get kind of a kickback from a.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Guy, Derek, I had a guy sports betting.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I don't have any money available to.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Sports bet because you've launched an upstart. Yeah, yes, I
get that, yeah, exactly. I guess your gamble is kind
of the higgots both a gamble on me. Yes, So
if anybody wants to support my guy Derek, get a
bottle of this. Look how cool it looks. Obviously this
one's got our scribbles all over it, but that's for
charity there. But this is going to look great on
a liquor shelf as a Christmas present. I think if
you have a family member, that's you know, they say
(35:27):
being avoided. Shane Gillis say that being interested in World
War two history is an early sign republic Republican that
is actually all right. For the first time ever in
over forty years, there are no rap songs on the
billboard top forty. Apparently they changed the rules around to
get Sizza and Kendrick Lamar off the list or I
(35:49):
don't know that's what summer claiming. Kendrick Lamar and Sissa
had a summer hit called Luther. I don't expect any
of our older listeners to know what that is, but
it's a couple of rappers and the collaborative track was
from the Rundown after forty six weeks, during which the
song spent thirteen weeks at number one. Fine whatever the
single didn't maintain a placement at number twenty five made
it above the top forty. There is now not one
(36:11):
hip hop or rap song in the Hot one hundred's
top forty as of the latest publishing October twenty nine.
The songs the bands mostly that show up on the
list of the artist are Taylor Swift, Morgan Wallan, Taylor Swift,
Olivia Dean, Taylor Swift, Kilanie, Taylor Swift, Morgan Wallen, Morgan Wallan,
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, and Alex Warren. And so that's it.
(36:32):
Rap's just not cool anymore, Jesse, Is that what happened?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean, well after you know, Pete Diddy's in jail now,
so all the freak offs are done, so I guess
they're they're collaborative effects are over now.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
So all the weird things that we learned in twenty
twenty five. I would not have guessed that pretty much
every rapper is gay, that was. I wouldn't have huh
all of them. I always thought they were super macho. Derek,
who's your favorite rapper? And why is he gay?
Speaker 6 (36:57):
It's funny if y'all seen those videos of Tupac apparently
before career took off.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
No, you're not wrong about that. Let me see if
I can find one real quick back before Tupac, Shakur
was a really famous rapper. Apparently he look at this,
there's multiple gay Tupacac couts here. It is It didn't
That wasn't that hard to find out.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
My name is Tupac and I attend Tama Paie High
School and I'm seventeen years old.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Do you like the seventeen?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's like seventeen such a weird age.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's a in the middle age.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know, eighteen yet and you're older than sixteens.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
But I like it. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Is that a right earring? In nineteen ninety three it
meant something back and meant yeah, it meant you were
you were, you were thilly? It doesn't I love Tubaca
is a very famous song called Dear Mama. I didn't
realize that was a manifesto to the woman inside you
and trying to come out Tupac is it?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Can you for those that are listening on the radio,
can't see what we're looking at? Derek, can you describe
I mean, I know you don't know, but why do
people think he looks gay? Why?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Well, I swear he has lip gloss on.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
The earring doesn't help.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The earring doesn't help.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
The tight fitted like women's cut tank top.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's not manly.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And his mannerisms are well, you look like Woopy Goldberg's daughter. Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
And then and then does he have highlights in his hair?
And usually you don't see a black eye with blonde hair.
I know, yeah, that's that's a little peroxie. Hydrogen PEROXI
got him? There is that? How you do that? I
think that is lemon lemon juice or something.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
But he does not look gangstuf.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, he doesn't. He looks like Will Smith is. His
dad looks like Will Smith is. He's interning for Will Smith. Right, well,
there's another one. Would you have guessed that Will Smith
was kind of mo?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I haven't really been keeping up all all.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
My only knowledge of Will Smith in recent times was
just the whole Chris Rock slapping thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, wild, Well, if you slap another man, I mean
that's kind of you know, although Jesse, I have a.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Very inches I have a very unique take on that
whole thing. I get so I get both sides. I'm
a comedian. I get Chris Rock. I get the free speech.
You should say what you want. You should be exempt
and exonerated from any controversy for anything you say. I
think you should be able to say anything under the
umbrella of comedy, so you should ever be.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Attacked for it.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Also, I get looking over and seeing a dude offend
your girl as an alpha mancho man protecting your woman.
I get violence. I'm not condoning it, but I get it.
If I look over and I see another man put
that face on my girl, I might I might slap
the dude two. So most people are very much on
(39:45):
Chris Rocks side. I get both sides because if somebody
disrespects my girl like that and I have to look
at her face and see that, I'm probably punching the
guy too.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
I did watch you one time take on like five
redneck dudes. Where were we Hattiesburg? Yeah, we had just
done a comedy show and hand there was a merch
table set up. The comedy show ends, and the nightclub
turns into a dance club. For some reason, it was
oh Southern miss or old miss town. Right, Hattiesburg is
a mixedge town, right, so, right as everybody leaves and
(40:13):
then the college kids come in, everybody surrounds your merch girl. Yeah,
at a girl working for me?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Is everybody surround Like five college kids surround her and
they're just being grabbing their their crotches and licking their
lips and smirking at her. And when I came out,
I saw a look that was on her face and
I tried to knock all five of them mount and
security came and can.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I tell the end of the story. There's a black
female cop there. And the black female cop comes up
to Jesse and she's like, listen, you're not supposed to
act like this. I don't want to have to take
you to county. Jesse looks at her without even blinket.
He says, lady, I did eight years in the state penitentiary.
Do you think I'm gonna lose any sleep over spending
a night in county. I'll kick those guys' asses if
(40:53):
they come back. And this black cop looks at Jessie,
She's like, I don't want to deal with this. She
walks away. He called her bluff. He's like, you don't
want to arrest me? And even if you did.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Jesse. I never seen.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Anything like it before. I'm very protective. What I hate, Kitty,
I hate bully mentalities. I hate that. I hate people
who try to, you know, make women feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
And you know, you saw the look on her face.
It was yeah, crazy, and you don't make people feel
like that. So yeah, I was willing to. You know,
those five dudes might have whooped my butt, but they
would have felt it, or you know, we would have
seen what happened.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
But all right, we're gonna have to end our show
today with violence against teenagers from comedian Jesse Payton. Unfortunately
we've run out of time.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Jesse Real quick Plug, One thing Go, Two Tones Piano
Bar in the Woodlands, Me and Billy D Washington. Billy
D has one of the most storied, accomplished comedians in
all of Texas, right here in Houston. He will be
home from his tour November twenty third at Two Tones
Piano Bar. It's gonna be tremida. He's also a piano player,
so come see both of us. That's going to be
(41:56):
a tremendous show. Tickets are available at Jesse isfunny dot Com, Woodlands, Texas,
two tons being a Bar November twenty three.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So he's gonna play with this piano. You're gonna play
with your organ, right, I'm gonna play with my meat. No,
that's fantastic. And then Derek Bing, I'm a Daiggin's boat
round plug one thing.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Go yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Go to our social media where Higgins Boat Rome on
Twitter and Facebook. That's where we're gonna be able to
tell you, like what we're about to do, what we're
up to, things like that.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
I'm Kenny Webster. Thank you so much for watching this
everybody and listening obviously, because we are on the radio,
that's the main medium here. I'm supposed to promote that.
Subscribe to our podcast purchase merchant. I love WJ dot com.
I love you all. Have an awesome weekend. We'll be
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