November 12, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack Ganic, government sucks. Suit of happiness Radio is DeLux.
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of happing us on your radio. Tol justice, cheeseburgers, libries.
All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Disney Cruise Line unveiled a new ship. It's open to
anyone who doesn't subscribe to YouTube TV. We'll explain what
that means a little bit later in the show. My
good buddy Steve loves Ammo is stopping by today. We
are broadcasting live from the Texas Gun Club and beautiful Stafford, Texas.
He'll be here in the studio in just a few
short moments. Be before we get to any of that,
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some of the reactions to the end of the government
shutdown are just lah, just fanta, hilarious, fantastic. Breitbart dot
com today, Breitbart dot com is the website reporting on
the fury from far left elected Democrats, but not just
elected officials, media personalities, prominent millionaires, guys like John Stewart
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and different socialists and people in ivory towers with millions
of dollars reacting to the news of the federal government reopening.
It tells you they don't give a damn about the
poor going hungry. They wanted the government to remain closed,
even though if the government had not reopened, millions would
not have received their monthly snap payment, which is the
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federal government's foodstamp program. Now, for the record, I don't
actually believe any of these people are starving to death.
I think it's a lot. They're not starving to death.
They're just people that won't get their corn syrup for
a few days. And I like when the government shuts down.
I think it's great, actually, But that's besides the point.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not them.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Here's the ohso compassionate John Stuart speaking for the Democrat
Party as he rages against reopening the government. I'm going
to read it to you because he used some language.
He said, they effing caved on the shutdown, not even
a full week removed from the best election night result
they've had in years.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
John Stewart said.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You had the wind at your back, election victories all
over the country Democrats. You sold out the entire shutdown,
not to get what you wanted, but for a promise
not to get what you wanted later.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now, I might remind everybody that big win last week
for the Democrats. It was in New York City, a
place the Democrats have controlled for roughly the last two decades.
New Jersey, a place the Democrats have controlled for I
don't know as long as I since Chris Christi, who
wasn't much a Republican. And then what was the other place, Oh, yeah, Virginia.
They won the gubernatorial race in Virginia where every year
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whichever party just lost the presidential election, that's the party
that then wins the governor's race. Joe Biden won in
twenty twenty, Glenn Youngkin won in twenty twenty one, Donald
Trump won in twenty twenty four. Some Democrat won in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You get the point. It's not really a victory.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Here's the Democrats twenty twenty eight presidential frontrunner, California Governor
Gavin Newsom. I'm the vote to reopen the government, he said,
quote pathetic. This isn't a deal, it's a surrender. Don't
bend the knee. Oh I thought you guys said Republicans
were the ones shutting down the government. Now you admit
it to you're signed. The Democrat Party as a whole
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was so opposed to reopening the government. They were so
against ensuring people get their food stamps that the US
Senators trotted out Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to finally
break the filibuster. They're the senators least vulnerable to a
primary challenge. They are not up for reelection next year.
It just goes to prove the Democrats, including people like
John Stewart and the party's base of activists and fundraisers,
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really were and are willing to see needy people go hungry.
Now that's their logic. I don't actually think anybody was
going to starve. They said people would starve. They were
willing to let people starve if that's what it takes
to ensure taxpayers foot the bill for illegal aliens to
get healthcare and the wealthy to continue to receive Obamacare subsidies.
Look at how much money health insurance companies have made
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since Obamacare went into play. Remember it's a law that
required people to get healthcare health insurance. Look, I realized
SNAP is a corrupt disaster. It has been abused and
filled with waste and fraut. But what I'm also aware
of is that people truly need it. There are some
people that do I think that's fair? What about these
people Democrats? What about these people John Stewart? What about
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these people George Soros and Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I'd be
willing to bet there's not a lot of those people.
Seems like every video you see online if someone complaining
about Snap benefits is a fat person. And it wasn't
even really about Obamacare subsidies. John Stewart, Gavin Newsom, the
rest of these were willing to see people go hungry
just to stick it to Trump. That's what they said.
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They said, people are starving, and the Republicans shut down
the government, but then it was them who ultimately made
the decision to reopen it. That's what this forty days
shutdown was really about, humbling Trump by forcing him in
the Republicans to cave on something anything, even if needy
people had to go without. The Hall shutdown was a joke.
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It's always a joke average people. This doesn't affect us.
Republicans only wanted to pass a resolution that would keep
spending at its current level in exchange for a clear
continuing resolution. The Republicans asked for nothing new, no add ons, nothing.
It was Democrats who wanted to change the rules. It
was Democrats who wanted to use a shut down for leverage,
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even though a shutdown would mean no food stamps for
the needy, even though it would mean hell raining down
on travelers as air traffic controllers went unpaid. When people
understand the Democrats and people like John Stewart or Gavin
Newsome or Jorgey Soros or monsters willing to sacrifice their
health and safety to obtain power, then you really start
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to understand what we're up against. These are the people
that want to queer your kids. They want to destroy
women's sports. They want to empty out the jails and
release the worst offenders from prison. They want to imp
the unvetted third world, buy the millions, and by their
own logic, they're willing to see people go hungry just
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to get what they want. They are monsters. Time and
time again they prove it, but the dummies keep right
on voting for him.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You've got Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine p.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Fifty Steve loves Aamo coming up next. We have just
learned something. Turn that down, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
A former Arizona news anchor was arrested for stabbing a
person to death. The craziest part, Steve, when she pulled
her knife out, she said this just in.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
There. It took you a second minute. Sorry, I'm a
little slow this morning. That's okay. It's not a real
news story. These are just one liners. Yeah, I get it.
You've done enough of these with me.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Every time we start a new segment, I will tell
the worst joke you've ever heard. And just when you
think Kenny's ran out of jokes, bamn, I'm back with
another one.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way. I think it
was one of our first live stream together. Yeah, we
did the did the Brussels sprouts joke? That's correct. It
was really terrible. But they're like, wow, this guy has
some terrible jokes.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
How does he do it?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
You're a dad, you have some dad jokes to share?
Oh man, dad joke? Me go, oh man, why did
you put me on the spot like this?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I would never know? Oh, this is terrible. We're so
we're on the.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Radio right now, obviously, and we're also live streaming on
social media. Obviously to those of you that are watching us,
that's obvious. But maybe you didn't know we were also
on a radio station. To those of you driving around
the city of Houston listening to us talk, maybe you
didn't know people could see us. I will tell you
one group of people has made a wiser choice than
the other ones, and those are the ones watching the
live stream.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I was gonna say those listening on the radio, because
they don't have to look at us.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I was thinking that the polar opposite I am.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I am vastly better in an audio based medium. We
are two beautiful men, you know what, Steve H thank
you very much. My mom would agree with that. Some
people don't think I'm cool, but my mom thinks I'm cool.
All right, we got a lot going on right now.
We were at the Texas Gun Club today shooting guns
with a lot of VIPs with some very cool people
you met. We met some journalist, Hollywood actor, different politicians
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were Yeah, that's crazy, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
How did she find time for that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
There's a gym right down the street from here that
just opened, and it's like one of those curves places.
Like what I mean by that is it's a place
where women can exercise, So that's why you go there. No. I,
my barber's next door. And when I say my barber,
I mean great clips. I don't mean like I go
first sports clips, same thing, not getting paid to endorse them.
By the way, it's a mediocre haircut at best. But
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right next door to it is a woman's fitness place.
And there's a picture out front of Jennifer An's instant
holding a medicine ball. Now, don't anything with all of
Jennifer Aniston's money, she would not be taking classes with
soccer moms.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Possibly, yeah, but so why don't I mean, you could
self identify as a female and then get you get
yourself a subscription there.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know what, I'm kind of like the long con.
I very much like, I don't know if I want
to exercise with people's moms.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I just don't. I'm real.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm picky about that, Steve. You know what else I'm
picky about. This is going to sound crazy. I don't
think we should host the head of al Qaeda at
the White House. I think that's a bad idea. That
just be my two cents, all right. So on the
screen right here, we're looking at something on the screen.
This is stop this terrorist, says the US State Department.
(09:17):
This was from years ago, ten million dollar reward if
you can help us bring to justice Muhammad al Jahwani.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
You don't mean a lot of Islamic terrorists named Muhammad,
do you? No, not at all, almost never. Yeah, Muhammad's
a very uncommon name. Apparently it's the most common name
of it is. All right, so this touch you just
love this sound. Let's bring in some PTSD.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
How'd you like to live in Deerborn every morning at
five am? This is called a prayer PTSD. You said
you served in the military. You had to hear this
every day. Yes, tell that story. It's very annoying. It
makes me say that it makes it hard to pleasure
yourself in the shower when you're listening all that the spanctuary. Yeah, exactly,
all right, Well, anyway, that's just my two cents. I
don't think we should hang out with terrorists. They're generally bad.
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But time's changed. Steve opinions vary. Yesterday at the White House,
well this wasn't I don't know, was this yesterday or
just recently? Trump gave the President Assyria a bottle of cologne,
which is amazing because I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Think that maybe he was doing that because they do smell.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's like giving deodorant to someone as a Christmas gift,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What I mean.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
So whenever I was overseas, we would give detainees deodorant.
We said, the American women love it, but we were
just doing that so we can because they smelled like
a moldy like dart.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
The rules are different. Have you ever looked at this.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
There's the after nine to eleven, the Taliban and the
al Qaeda training manual explain to people how to infiltrate
Western countries. And one of the things they explained was
you should wear deodorant. You should wear cologne because in
the West they don't want you to smell bad. And
you have to make sure you're not wearing women's perfume.
That there's differences. You know, if you're wearing women's perfume,
it might make you look a little seem suspicious.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, I would say, so it smells Baghdad. It smells
like Baghdad. Right. Anyway, here's Trump with the leader of Syria.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
This is men's.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Try that, buddy, Oh God does he is the best?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Fragrance?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Have more your circus?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That is that trumps Colone?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, So what we'll do is just take that Joe
put it in spray this all over the leader of
al ka if I got to have him in the
Oval office, Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
What do you make of this?
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Was that Trump's cologne? I don't know what the brand is.
It doesn't say here, but he does have his own
product line of cologne. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, I don't have an issue with Trump merchandising stuff.
You don't have to buy it. It's called capitalism. Well,
people make that point. They're like, oh, he's utilizing his
position in the government to make money.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Who does it?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, I get your point, But real quick, how do
you feel about Hunter Biden's five hundred thousand dollars macaroni art?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Exactly right?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, that's it's yeah, like I've seen his art and
it's my ten year old son could come up with
something better than that.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
There's probably a good lesson to be learned here, and
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Because we spent years suggesting this was a bad guy,
and now all of a sudden we're friendly with them.
Maybe we don't need to have diplomatic relations with every
piece of crab country in.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
The mid East.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I think what they personally should have done, like hold
that meeting, and then else opens the door and there's
CHRISTI nome, it's just Christie. Let's throw some handcuffs on
you there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And she'd arrest him. I thought you were gonna say,
like seduca, Well maybe both. She's a beautiful woman. Okay,
question for you Nigeria. We have all these Christians getting
killed in Nigeria. Trump's made two points about what to do.
One of them I love one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm a little The.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
First point is if Nigeria doesn't stop murdering Christians or
allowing the slaughtering.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
We got to quit giving them money. Now that I like.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I like the idea that, yes, I think we stop
giving them money even if they don't.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
The secondary response I don't like so much. Yeahing and
probably a special forces.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Even even then, I think is a gray area. I
don't really have an issue with our military going out
and killing terrorists. I just don't understand why it's our
primary job to do this.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Well, because you've watched a movie Team America, right, of course,
but the world's police apparently, like, why can't Great Britain
or France or someone some other countries send troops down
and take care of this genocide.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
It just seems like we're so invested in the military
industrial complex as an American society we have to, you know,
send troops every time there's some sort of conflict. I
do understand taking down Boco Haram because they are a
legitimate and extreme terrorist organization that they need to be
dealt with. But at the same time, why does it
have to be America every single time?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
All right? So, some Trump.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Supporters are pretty mad that Trump posted the leader, the
former leader of Melcnada is now the president of Syria.
Do you find it a little odd? Look, I'm gonna
put on my ten foil hat here for just a day, Okay,
Biden's about to leave office. When Biden was in office,
the CIA had would you agree, never ending funds to
do whatever they wanted informant check, absolutely right. And all
of a sudden Trump wins the election and nobody was
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even talking about Syria. And then in the matter of
like thirty to ninety days, all of a sudden, we
toppled the Syrian government and there's a new leader in place,
and oh, surprise, surprise, it's the leader of al Qaeda.
I don't think that's a coincidence. I think if Biden
had won the election, that Basharrasad or that the they'd
still be dragging this thing out because it was profitable
for them. But they realized there was a time, the
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clock's ticking. We have weeks, months, maybe weeks, maybe even
days to get to take over Syria, and that's what
they did.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So I mean, at the end of the day, the left,
they love to fund both sides of wars. So that's
what's what happened in rushing Ukraine Israel. Yeah, same thing.
You know, we always fund both sides of wars, and
that is why what I really liked about Trump is
the anti war are stopping these never ending wars, which
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is great. But at the end of the day, I
do see the stuff that's going on in Nigeria. Yeah,
I'm really not keen about. Hopefully we just cut off
money and like, hey, France, UK, you guys please handle
this all right.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
The new controversy is Pakistan versus Afghanistan. Pakistan is accused
the Taliban of killing twelve people in their what is
it Islama bad Islama very bad as far as I
can tell. But Afghanistan and Pakistan, Now, there's a brand
new Wikipedia page that just surfaced online the twenty twenty
Afghanistan Pakistan conflict, detailing how on the night of October
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eleventh and twelfth, the Afghan Taliban launched an attack on Pakistan.
I was worried my industrial military stock was going to
lose its value now that we reached.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
A peace agreement in Israel.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Lucky me, right, yeah, yeah, So did you say that
was twenty twenty or recent? No, this just happened twenty
twenty five. What I see it twenty twenty. I was like, no,
twenty twenty five. I'm sorry, it just just surfaced it
hours ago. This Wikipedia article was created.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, I really don't know much about it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And then one more thing before we get off the
Muslims because I don't want to talk about them this
entire show. Have you noticed at Steve love Zamo that
every time there's a guy named Jahad.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think that's a friendly guy. Right?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh, no, no, I was looking this up because the
guy that attacked you saw it UC Berkeley Monday night,
there was a Turning Point USA event and that's and
you and I met at a turning Point, USA event
they violently attacked. Just a regular dude's walking around and
he gets the crap kicked out of him by some
guy named Jahad. And this wasn't even the first time
this happened recently, the Manchester synagogue attack that happened a
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month ago. There was an incident in Canada. Wasn't there
a netlace? Yeah, I'll be heading And his name was Jahad.
And then I was looking at this. There's a guy
in what was it, some other piece of crap city
in Pakistan you'd never want to visit because it's disgusting
and awful, And there was a guy there named Jahan.
He was enslaving people. I think here's a simple solution
to the immigration crisis. If your name is Jahan, like
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if that's just your name, even if you haven't committed
a crime yet, by deport him.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
By get the hell out of here.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
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Speaker 2 (17:22):
All right, it's just a reverse mortgages are up at
Steve Lovesamma?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
It just goes to show grammas are powerless against the
hypnotic lure of Tom Selick's mustache.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
How does Tom Salick do it? It's just it must
be he must have a second brain in his mustache.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
The first time you ever saw a commercial for reverse mortgages,
oh what did you immediately think?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Like, I'm never doing that when I get older. It
seems like a scam, right, absolutely? What the F is
a reverse mortgage? It's the company buying your house essentially,
so and.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Then who's that other old guy? He's like, I'm really
upset right now about the war overseas. That's why I'm
gonna do two things. I'm gonna support the troops and
I'm gonna buy gold from Roslin Capital.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh man, I forgot about that commercial.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The only guy in commercials on Fox News and I
Love and Admire has pillows that are machine worshiple.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
You're supposed to put those pillows in the dryer when
you get first get them to Is that true?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yes, that's absolutely Why is that?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Because they the pillows just come in crumbled, are bunched
up and you put in the dryer and fluffs out.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
There's a lot of people in the conservative media doing
endorsements for my pillow dot com. I will tell you this,
none of them have a promo code as short as
mine WJ. And there's nobody that gets better discounts than
mine does either. Really, one hundred percent guarantee, there's not
one person with a promo code who gets you more
of a discount than at than the WJ promo code does.
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That is a guarantee. Okay, I promise you it's true.
I'm gonna go right now, go ahead, Yeah, no, try it. Yeah, absolutely,
my gosh nine, that's not that much now now anyway,
AI is all over the news right now, and for
good reason, like uh, it's infected sports, it has music, entertainment.
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People are losing jobs. They're laying people off in Hollywood
right now because they have realized, you know what what Hollywood.
The only thing Hollywood had it wasn't creativity, It wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Writing, it was none of that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
The only thing that Hollywood had, at Steve love Zammo
is they had big budgets. They had the ability to
produce Jurassic Park, and now you could do all that
on your phone. So what the do we need Hollywood for?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We never needed them, well we did, I mean I
don't think we did. To get a big back in
the ninety I get what I'm picking up, what you're
putting down.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You get it right.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
To get the terminator to back in nineteen ninety two,
you couldn't do that without what Who produced that? Michael
Bay or someone like that, someone James Cameron or one
of one of those piece of crap guys.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I don't know. Yeah, it's Steven Spilbrog. How about that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
There's nothing Kim Kardashian's butt isn't as thick as the
plot line in a Michael Bay movie.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Kim Kardashians, but was the producer?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No, I was doing I was doing alliteration in your mind.
I was comparing a plot line to the size of
a woman's prosthetic ass. Okay, that's the kind of high
quality entertainment you get here. Fantastic on kp R c
AM on the oldest radio station in Houston. Now, but
there's I mentioned a few things there for a reason.
Sports music. Can we start with music?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Please?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This do you enjoy country music? Where do you where
do we stand on the country music?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I'm more of like an older country western like uh
Waylon Jennings, Henk Williams Junior.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Let's see all right, you already know what this is
going to be. You might not have known this.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Billboards Billboard's number one song on the Country Digital Song
Sales right now at Steve loves Ammo is a song
called Walk My Walk, which sounds like it was generated
by a computer. It's by a band called Breaking Rest,
and according to Billboard, it was all created using AI.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Don't go, don't go to.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Live in the past, do key, moving forward and never
looking back with a worn out at and a six
screen string.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
What do you think it reminds me of the song
uh take me to Church or whatever? Take me to
Church reminds me of? Well, yeah, it's never creative. If
it was creative, it wouldn't be Ai. They're not gonna
try something new, But then again, in music do people
want things new.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We've been doing this. We've been doing this for over
a year now. On our morning show. We have all
these jingles we produced with Ai Walton Jos.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Keep it Real. What's the song?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Radio Dal Walton.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Johns Our morning show is called the Walton Johnson's Story
Gus Boulton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You get the idea, Steve, you could spend all day
setting up microphones, writing a song, tuning your guitar, training musicians,
working on your lyrics.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I did that in seconds, right, and you know, what
are you gonna do? It's just the reality now't.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
But so okay, So is AI going to be able
to go on like music tours? You know you should
just bring your laptop across the country. One valid point
we were talking about this that this morning. One thing
that you're never going to be able to do with
AI is watch Alive. I mean holograms.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I guess do you remember didn't they try to do
that with Tupac and Michael Jackson holograms But it didn't.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Really catch on, did it really? No, I've not seen
that from several years ago.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, there was a thing about AI about Tupac performing
with Doctor Dray and Snoop do O DOUBLEG.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's what he that's what we call him in the hood.
Is this like a gangster version of Project Bluebeam? What's that?
You know?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
The hologram like aliens are invading like a country to
embrace a new ward order. Yeah, didn't hear to that conspiracy? No,
go on, I do love a good conspiracy theory. So
Project Bluebeam at the end of the day, is a
government that will project some sort of catastrophic event in
the atmosphere, so so like an alien invasion, and it
(22:58):
would be all holograms, so create mass panic.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Stop go on, Oh I love this. Yeah, purpose you
can keep us straight face now, so you could do this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Get real serious, think about think about dead think about
dead dogs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, get into care. We have a very serious situation
on our hands. It is called Project Bluebeam.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
If you see potential UFOs and the upper atmosphere, put
on your tinfoil hat and just understand that the government
is trying to control you.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Do you feel like Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson kind
of switched rolls.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Tucker Carlson did a show last night about Kem Trail's.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Diddy, and I will assume that someone that's watching me
on video right now cares about kem Trail's believes in
kem trail theory, thinks that kem trails are used to
control people. And I'm not even trying to make that point,
whether they are or aren't. But that does seem like
a classic Alex Jones topic. Absolutely. Tucker Carlson is now
tackling that topic. Alex Jones has moved on to mainstream
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center right geopolitical news coverage.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
It's yeah, okay, so they did kind of flip flop
each other.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
But at the end of the day, like how many
how many topics can you go and repeat without getting boring?
So he's probably expanding his his thought process.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's walk through them obviously, Kem Traill's lizard people, right,
shape shifting aliens.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Masks like the Joe Biden the Joe, yeah, the clone mask, right.
Something with the Jews. The Jews was always a thing. Yeah, see,
I am.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I don't think the Jews control everything. I didn't think
they killed Charlie Kirk. That seems like a stretch to me.
What's your take? What is your oh, Steve, what is
your take on it?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
No, So that is one of those that it's a
very tribalistic kind of discussion. So I stay away from
those types of things just because, like I don't want
to be so for example, if I got a one
narrative and the other narrative was proven to be true,
then you lose credibility.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm not saying I'm not saying it's pandering, but you're
one of those guys that generally tries to not create
a rift between you and your followers. Absolutely, I do
not have that in common with most people. I am
happy to argue with everyone that follows me. I'll lose
all my followers. I don't care. I will die on
this hill. I will die in this No ketchup on
a hot dog. Ever hill you put catchup, you put
(25:13):
ketchup on my hot dog, You're dead to me at
Steve loves Ama.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Absolutely, I do agree with that. But also you do
like chasing down commis in parks. Did you enjoy that video?
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've been all over cable news the past few days.
I was out jogging in Memorial Park. I go there
every day. If someone wants to try to murder me,
that'd be the.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Way to do it.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Hey, but real quick, can we talk about love?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
A thirty two year old woman in Japan has officially
married an AI persona she created using chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
The virtual character is named Clause. It proposed. She accepted.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
It ended a three year relationship with a real partner,
a guy Steve, A guy got dumped for this. Hang on,
watch now they're in Japan and it's not this is
a normal place.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
And then the wedding Klaubs seems to be right in
front of me. She's worrying, has prepared r glasses. They
exchange rings. Conna understands that dependence on AI is a
problem in society, but she says that it's painful to
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have a relationship without dependence.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Humhm, would you love a robot? I'm gonna pause it
right here. Did you know this is illegal in Houston?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Is it? Back when Sylvester Turner was still mayor?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think it was roughly twenty eighteen, someone wanted to
build a robot sex brothel in the city where this
radio station exists.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
You think I'm making this up?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And it was one of the only things conservatives on
the city council could agree with Sylvester Turner on. A
guy named Greg Travis. I like Greg Travis. He used
to be a city councilman, proposed the idea. He said,
we ought to make this illegal now in a city
where they're filled with strip clubs.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Human trafficking.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You could throw a rock in any direction, you'd hit
three sketchy massage parlors. But one thing that is not
allowed here is robot sex brothels Steve at Steve loves Ama.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
What's your take, man, So I couldn't see myself being
with a robot, Okay, I mean probably just too much maintenance.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know, you have to oil it up every once
in a while. No, not no puns, no puns where
it's in it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But we did get a Kenny Webster, the best looking
dude on radio, and if you've seen the competition, that's
not saying a whole hell.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Of a lot, all right, everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
So, Megan Markle was spotted hanging out with Jeff Bezos
at Chris Jenner's birthday party. I didn't think it was
possible to hate a whole sentence, but somehow I do, Steve,
I just.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Get the entirety of that sentence makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I just hate that whole sentence. But it was a
good segue into this. So look, I don't think anyone
shocked by this. Kim Kardashian has failed the bar exam,
and that's not really that shocking. It's more of amazing
that she's even trying to be a lawyer in the
first But whatever, I don't you know, if Kim Kardashian's
your lawyer, aren't you basically just admitting that you don't
care if you lose the case?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You're kind of retard?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I would say, yeah, And that word is allowed
on the station, by the way, fantastic, fake, gay and retarded,
three things we talk about a lot. Fantastic, absolutely. But
what was surprising to me is that she had four
experts tell her she was going to pass. Now, expert experts,
experts of what you might ask, I'll tell you right now. Okay,
oh hang on, I didn't turn up the volume first,
(28:33):
Kaigan and Mulligan on that, Experts of what you might
be thinking. Yes, absolutely, okay here, I'm just letting.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You guys know that all of the psychics that we
have met with and that we're obsessed with are all
full of shit. They all, collectively, the four of them,
have told me I was going to pass the bar.
So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say, all.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Right, I am not an expert on the law, I'm
not a lawyer. I just play one on the radio.
But I think if you are studying for the bar
exam and trying to become a lawyer, probably consulting with
a psychic isn't really a good use of your time.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
This is kind of breaking news to me because I
went to psychic last week and they told me to
trust the Nigerian prince that was offering me five hundred
billion dollars. So obviously I gave him all my personal information. Sure,
that makes perfect sense. I would do the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Well, you know, on that note, there's a lot of
scam artists out there, Yes, you know, people send you
emails and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
And then there are stupid criminals. There's this guy.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
This guy just got arrested for stealing thirty seven thousand dollars.
I'm going to say that number again because I think
it bears repeating. He stole thirty seven thousand dollars worth
of legos from two dozen Target stores.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
He just kept doing it over and over again.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The Wataga Police said twenty eight year old Winston Love
stole from twenty three Target stores two months fourteen cities
mostly around the Dallas area, the metroplexas ok as we
call it here in Houston. Love, who was later found
with eight outstanding warrants and illegal the Narconics, is also
suspected of being part of a larger theft spanning Texas
and Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I gotta tell you, I didn't know that. I'm gonna
play naive here around this. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I've heard there are adults who collect legos and they're
way more expensive than you think, But I didn't realize
it was this big.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Of a deal. Yeah, but I mean, think about it
this way. What was the motive? What was the intent?
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Was he giving these legos, like thirty seven grand of
legos to like children's charities so he could be like
a modern day Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What if he was using the legos to build a
fort to protect his virginity.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Oh he might need I don't know. He's a handsome
looking fellow. He might need about fifty grand worth. Oh yeah,
that is a good looking guy right there.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm just popping jokes this morning. What's something weird that
you collect? Do you collect anything, Steve?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
No, really nothing guns?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Am I I mean, I mean that's to me, that's
not a weird collection though, that's a necessary collection.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Guns are No, you're right, but like how many guns
do you need versus how many do you have?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
If?
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Okay, so you don't have to answer that on the note,
that was fine. Just think about it this way. If
you think you need it, you do need it.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I would agree with that, and Ammil as well.
I have multiple guns, and I love having firearms. I
feel safe even though I live in a high rise
in the city with security and you know, it's hard
to get to me. But even if you do get
to me, when you get there, there's a six foot
three guy who lifts weights and has guns. Now all
that an attack dog named Milton, and Milton Milton will
gnaw your face off. I've told Milton before, if I
(31:25):
starved to death in this condo, I want you to
eat me. I don't want you to die a little buddy.
How did he respond, I give you permission? I mean,
I don't think he doesn't like that. I don't think,
but still, wouldn't you want your loved ones?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
If you were in a frozen type situation, Steve, if
you guys, if it's weirdly you live out in the
country or whatever distance outside of Houston. Correct, if you
got buried in the snow out there and some weird fluke,
you know, mother nature, climate change, reverse situation.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Right, would you want your family to eat your dead body?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Me too?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I mean it is against religion to eat the flesh, right,
is it?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I think so? Well, the rules were different back then.
I don't know. Maybe we'll just refer back to the
Old Testament. I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Back in the Old Testament, I think Leviticus said don't
eat shellfish. But they were saying that because we didn't
have crawfish and Cajun seasoning, and the world.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Changed, you know, for the better though, it all love
crawfish and don't mix seeds. Have you ever heard that
don't mix seeds?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
There's a thing in Leviticus It's like, don't take your
rose seeds and plant them with your keen wah or whatever.
But racists will read that in the Bible and go, aha,
I shouldn't have a black girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh okay, And I don't think that's so.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
They'll take this passage to uh like, oh, in a
racial relationship shouldn't exist.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Well, speaking of black girlfriends, You're nervous, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, I'm like, where's this going? I will tell you
my favorite black woman in the news right now. I
love when there's a loud black woman in the news
because they could just say things that an average nerdy
white guy like me can't say. I mean, I would
say it anyway, but I'm not supposed to. This woman's
name is Hish Hymen. She appears to be sorry, I
didn't mean to start playing the audioce. She appears to
be a lesbian in Los Angeles. She's a recording artist.
(33:08):
She's done music with Puff Daddy and Kanye. Have you
seen Tish Hymen yet?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I have not, But this is kind of part of
the course, par for the course of what Steve California.
Oh okay, yeah, so Tish Hyman is.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Apparently besides being a black lesbian, she's politically moderate compared
to the other people at Gold's Gym in Los Angeles.
She recently got kicked out of Gold's gym for voicing
her concerned about a white male pervert walking around in
the women's locker room. Kish said, what are you doing
to protect real women? Now you're on Twitter, I bet
you do know who Scott Wiener is Do you know
who that is? Scott Wiener is a state senator in California.
(33:43):
Nobody should know who he is outside of California, but weirdly,
people do know who he is because of social media.
One of his the highlights of his career is they
had a gay street festival in California somewhere where men,
fully grown men were relieving themselves on each other in
at children's pool, and he was on the news defending it,
saying it was a clean it was good, clean fun,
(34:03):
It was a good time. It was mostly harmless. If
you live, yeah, well deport well. Unfortunately he was born
in America. I don't care the port anyway, So these
two worlds collided. Here's angry black lesbian Tish Hyman meeting
Scott Wiener shortly after she was kicked out of a
Golden gym for a voice and concerned about a guy
in a women's locker room.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Play the tape. Please, that's the.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Only black lesbian here. Please ask you the question, because
I had.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
To do that all right now, real quick. She has
already asserted she's playing the liberal.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Oh yeah, she's name dropping as the only black lesbian here.
I believe. I believe the term you're looking for is
the woke Olympics. No, it's true. It's like, why why
was Karine Jean Pierre so so important? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Because she's black and lesbian, a queer black foreigner who
is the first ever press secretary. Now you're starting to wonder,
what does any of that have to do with anything?
It doesn't have anything to do with anything, does it.
But liberals with their white gelt, they love this, So
I will tell you, even though this normally annoys me
when people do what she just said, excuse me, State
Senator Wiener has the only black lesbian here, right, Normally
that annoys me. In this context, this is Jeff Oh Scott,
(35:10):
you're about to lose a debate you've already lost.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
She hasn't even made the point.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
She could make the point that everybody should get free
tutsi rolls and bomb bobs up right, and you're like,
we can't afford free tutsi rolls. If I was there,
I would have been like, as the only white straight
guy here, right, mister Wiener.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I don't think it's gonna work for you.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Sorry, sorry, that's the only black lesbian here. Please ask
you a question, because I flew here to do that more. Okay,
as a lesbian woman who was attacked in a woman's.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Locker, woman, why is she reading it? This is her
whole plot, of her whole life is that on a
paper towel. This is the only reason she's famous. She's
a queer, black lesbian woman who got a constant in
a golden gym by a man dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
She needs to read whatever finds.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Him this week by a self identifying trans with the
document is to your domestic violence. I'm deeply concerned about
women's safety and a female only spaces. What would you
say to women who are seeking assured that the safety
will be protected from men who, by California law, with
(36:15):
some idea as women intoe only spaces?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
All right, so the tension is high here, right.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You can already tell now Scott Wiener has done something
to try to assert his dominance. To see what it was, Yeah,
Gavin knwsome style he did one of these. He's like, oh,
I better play the role of the governor right here,
This black lesbian isn't aware of the fact that a
man dressed as a woman counts as a woman in
the Golden State.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
So I will cross my legs. I will smash my
genitals together so as troubably into his backside.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Obviously, so as to prepare for the conversation. It's a
little bit like, you know, a scorpion raising its tail,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Except what has scrolled him? He saw him cross his legs.
You thought nothing of it. No, that's part of it.
Stuff for sure. That's a defensive poster. All right, go ahead,
cross legged.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
State Senator Scott Wiener, who thinks it's okay to relieve
yourself in a kiddie pull in front of children, out
of public street, what is your response to black lesbian
tesheymen who did not like looking at a guy in
the women's locker room?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Tell me, yeah, so we want, I mean, everyone to
be safe. And we also know that, you know, we
have trans people, both men and women, who are men
and women, and uh you know so you trans women
are women.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
Senator, you've done great things with the bills you've passed,
with the housing. I've read a lot of your bills,
but and like you said, there are bills that need
to be opened up. And I'm telling you now, millions
of women across America, and you're harassed and sexually assaulted
in lock with whom so. I'm lesbian, black women. I'm
not transphobic, I'm not homophobic, and I do respect a
lot of the things you've done. But I do see
(37:50):
a lot of these bills that you've passed that are
dangerous for women and young children. And I understand that
you're trying to be on a level playing field.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
We're a positive right here.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
For just a second, Steve us, this is just another weird,
crazy moment in the Texas, in this California state legislature.
It's the intersection of different people playing their victimhood for
a living, like it's a cello at a.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Four string orchestra. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
This is an interesting moment in the culture war for
the left. This is an interesting infighting moment. Ten fifteen
years from now, there are going to be three bathrooms
in every public facility everywhere, for sure, in California, not Texas.
Maybe not in Texas, but probably Houston metros. Yeah, yeah,
the major cities. And we will refer to those bathrooms
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as Tish Hyman's that is. I'm telling you, no, Steve,
I'm telling you someday you're training really thinks She's like,
oh man, someday someone's gonna be like, I need to
relieve myself, and you're gonna be like the ladies room.
They're gonna be like, No, the tish Hymen, Oh, the
tish Hyman. Oh, we have a tish Hyman on the
third floor. Unfortunately, there's no tish Hyman here on the
seventh floor. But if you go down to the third
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floor past the gender neutral bathroom, walk past the family bathroom,
there's a there's a box there where men put their tampons,
and you'll find the tish himann room right there we are.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Is this like the modern day Rosa Parks? Yes, yes, okay,
of course. Because I kind of stuttered a second ago,
I was like, ah, should I say that?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
But no, no, it's okay. This is the right radio
station all right down the hall. At our sister station KTRH,
you would be banned from the radio, oh my. But
here on this radio station where this is.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
My conservative safe space. Yeah, okay, on this radio station
where you could say retards and that sorted. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Okay, yeah, good, we're good, We're good to go. Hey,
I'm Kenny Webster. I really enjoyed entertaining everybody with us
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I see today you've chosen a Celsius energy drink.
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It's amazing, very good choice. Anything else we want to
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I don't know. Man looking forward to the gun Range.
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Disney Cruise Line unveiled a new ship. It's open to
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He'll be here in the studio in just a few
short moments. Be before we get to any of that,
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some of the reactions to the end of the government
shutdown are just lah, just fanta, hilarious, fantastic. Breitbart dot
com today, Breitbart dot com is the website reporting on
the fury from far left elected Democrats, but not just
elected officials, media personalities, prominent millionaires, guys like John Stewart
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and different socialists and people in ivory towers with millions
of dollars reacting to the news of the federal government reopening.
It tells you they don't give a damn about the
poor going hungry. They wanted the government to remain closed,
even though if the government had not reopened, millions would
not have received their monthly snap payment, which is the
(01:28):
federal government's foodstamp program. Now, for the record, I don't
actually believe any of these people are starving to death.
I think it's a lot. They're not starving to death.
They're just people that won't get their corn syrup for
a few days. And I like when the government shuts down.
I think it's great, actually, But that's besides the point.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not them.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Here's the ohso compassionate John Stuart speaking for the Democrat
Party as he rages against reopening the government. I'm going
to read it to you because he used some language.
He said, they effing caved on the shutdown, not even
a full week removed from the best election night result
they've had in years.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
John Stewart said.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You had the wind at your back, election victories all
over the country Democrats. You sold out the entire shutdown,
not to get what you wanted, but for a promise
not to get what you wanted later.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now, I might remind everybody that big win last week
for the Democrats. It was in New York City, a
place the Democrats have controlled for roughly the last two decades.
New Jersey, a place the Democrats have controlled for I
don't know as long as I since Chris Christi, who
wasn't much a Republican. And then what was the other place, Oh, yeah, Virginia.
They won the gubernatorial race in Virginia where every year
(02:37):
whichever party just lost the presidential election, that's the party
that then wins the governor's race. Joe Biden won in
twenty twenty, Glenn Youngkin won in twenty twenty one, Donald
Trump won in twenty twenty four. Some Democrat won in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You get the point. It's not really a victory.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Here's the Democrats twenty twenty eight presidential frontrunner, California Governor
Gavin Newsom. I'm the vote to reopen the government, he said,
quote pathetic. This isn't a deal, it's a surrender. Don't
bend the knee. Oh I thought you guys said Republicans
were the ones shutting down the government. Now you admit
it to you're signed. The Democrat Party as a whole
(03:15):
was so opposed to reopening the government. They were so
against ensuring people get their food stamps that the US
Senators trotted out Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to finally
break the filibuster. They're the senators least vulnerable to a
primary challenge. They are not up for reelection next year.
It just goes to prove the Democrats, including people like
John Stewart and the party's base of activists and fundraisers,
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really were and are willing to see needy people go hungry.
Now that's their logic. I don't actually think anybody was
going to starve. They said people would starve. They were
willing to let people starve if that's what it takes
to ensure taxpayers foot the bill for illegal aliens to
get healthcare and the wealthy to continue to receive Obamacare subsidies.
Look at how much money health insurance companies have made
(04:02):
since Obamacare went into play. Remember it's a law that
required people to get healthcare health insurance. Look, I realized
SNAP is a corrupt disaster. It has been abused and
filled with waste and fraut. But what I'm also aware
of is that people truly need it. There are some
people that do I think that's fair? What about these
people Democrats? What about these people John Stewart? What about
(04:22):
these people George Soros and Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I'd be
willing to bet there's not a lot of those people.
Seems like every video you see online if someone complaining
about Snap benefits is a fat person. And it wasn't
even really about Obamacare subsidies. John Stewart, Gavin Newsom, the
rest of these were willing to see people go hungry
just to stick it to Trump. That's what they said.
(04:44):
They said, people are starving, and the Republicans shut down
the government, but then it was them who ultimately made
the decision to reopen it. That's what this forty days
shutdown was really about, humbling Trump by forcing him in
the Republicans to cave on something anything, even if needy
people had to go without. The Hall shutdown was a joke.
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It's always a joke average people. This doesn't affect us.
Republicans only wanted to pass a resolution that would keep
spending at its current level in exchange for a clear
continuing resolution. The Republicans asked for nothing new, no add ons, nothing.
It was Democrats who wanted to change the rules. It
was Democrats who wanted to use a shut down for leverage,
(05:25):
even though a shutdown would mean no food stamps for
the needy, even though it would mean hell raining down
on travelers as air traffic controllers went unpaid. When people
understand the Democrats and people like John Stewart or Gavin
Newsome or Jorgey Soros or monsters willing to sacrifice their
health and safety to obtain power, then you really start
(05:47):
to understand what we're up against. These are the people
that want to queer your kids. They want to destroy
women's sports. They want to empty out the jails and
release the worst offenders from prison. They want to imp
the unvetted third world, buy the millions, and by their
own logic, they're willing to see people go hungry just
(06:07):
to get what they want. They are monsters. Time and
time again they prove it, but the dummies keep right
on voting for him.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You've got Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine p.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Fifty Steve loves Aamo coming up next. We have just
learned something. Turn that down, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
A former Arizona news anchor was arrested for stabbing a
person to death. The craziest part, Steve, when she pulled
her knife out, she said this just in.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
There. It took you a second minute. Sorry, I'm a
little slow this morning. That's okay. It's not a real
news story. These are just one liners. Yeah, I get it.
You've done enough of these with me.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Every time we start a new segment, I will tell
the worst joke you've ever heard. And just when you
think Kenny's ran out of jokes, bamn, I'm back with
another one.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way. I think it
was one of our first live stream together. Yeah, we
did the did the Brussels sprouts joke? That's correct. It
was really terrible. But they're like, wow, this guy has
some terrible jokes.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
How does he do it?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
You're a dad, you have some dad jokes to share?
Oh man, dad joke? Me go, oh man, why did
you put me on the spot like this?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I would never know? Oh, this is terrible. We're so
we're on the.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Radio right now, obviously, and we're also live streaming on
social media. Obviously to those of you that are watching us,
that's obvious. But maybe you didn't know we were also
on a radio station. To those of you driving around
the city of Houston listening to us talk, maybe you
didn't know people could see us. I will tell you
one group of people has made a wiser choice than
the other ones, and those are the ones watching the
live stream.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I was gonna say those listening on the radio, because
they don't have to look at us.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I was thinking that the polar opposite I am.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I am vastly better in an audio based medium. We
are two beautiful men, you know what, Steve H thank
you very much. My mom would agree with that. Some
people don't think I'm cool, but my mom thinks I'm cool.
All right, we got a lot going on right now.
We were at the Texas Gun Club today shooting guns
with a lot of VIPs with some very cool people
you met. We met some journalist, Hollywood actor, different politicians
(08:04):
were Yeah, that's crazy, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
How did she find time for that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
There's a gym right down the street from here that
just opened, and it's like one of those curves places.
Like what I mean by that is it's a place
where women can exercise, So that's why you go there. No. I,
my barber's next door. And when I say my barber,
I mean great clips. I don't mean like I go
first sports clips, same thing, not getting paid to endorse them.
By the way, it's a mediocre haircut at best. But
(08:28):
right next door to it is a woman's fitness place.
And there's a picture out front of Jennifer An's instant
holding a medicine ball. Now, don't anything with all of
Jennifer Aniston's money, she would not be taking classes with
soccer moms.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Possibly, yeah, but so why don't I mean, you could
self identify as a female and then get you get
yourself a subscription there.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know what, I'm kind of like the long con.
I very much like, I don't know if I want
to exercise with people's moms.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I just don't. I'm real.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm picky about that, Steve. You know what else I'm
picky about. This is going to sound crazy. I don't
think we should host the head of al Qaeda at
the White House. I think that's a bad idea. That
just be my two cents, all right. So on the
screen right here, we're looking at something on the screen.
This is stop this terrorist, says the US State Department.
(09:17):
This was from years ago, ten million dollar reward if
you can help us bring to justice Muhammad al Jahwani.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
You don't mean a lot of Islamic terrorists named Muhammad,
do you? No, not at all, almost never. Yeah, Muhammad's
a very uncommon name. Apparently it's the most common name
of it is. All right, so this touch you just
love this sound. Let's bring in some PTSD.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
How'd you like to live in Deerborn every morning at
five am? This is called a prayer PTSD. You said
you served in the military. You had to hear this
every day. Yes, tell that story. It's very annoying. It
makes me say that it makes it hard to pleasure
yourself in the shower when you're listening all that the spanctuary. Yeah, exactly,
all right, Well, anyway, that's just my two cents. I
don't think we should hang out with terrorists. They're generally bad.
(10:01):
But time's changed. Steve opinions vary. Yesterday at the White House,
well this wasn't I don't know, was this yesterday or
just recently? Trump gave the President Assyria a bottle of cologne,
which is amazing because I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Think that maybe he was doing that because they do smell.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's like giving deodorant to someone as a Christmas gift,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What I mean.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
So whenever I was overseas, we would give detainees deodorant.
We said, the American women love it, but we were
just doing that so we can because they smelled like
a moldy like dart.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
The rules are different. Have you ever looked at this.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
There's the after nine to eleven, the Taliban and the
al Qaeda training manual explain to people how to infiltrate
Western countries. And one of the things they explained was
you should wear deodorant. You should wear cologne because in
the West they don't want you to smell bad. And
you have to make sure you're not wearing women's perfume.
That there's differences. You know, if you're wearing women's perfume,
it might make you look a little seem suspicious.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, I would say, so it smells Baghdad. It smells
like Baghdad. Right. Anyway, here's Trump with the leader of Syria.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
This is men's.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Try that, buddy, Oh God does he is the best?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Fragrance?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Have more your circus?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That is that trumps Colone?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, So what we'll do is just take that Joe
put it in spray this all over the leader of
al ka if I got to have him in the
Oval office, Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
What do you make of this?
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Was that Trump's cologne? I don't know what the brand is.
It doesn't say here, but he does have his own
product line of cologne. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, I don't have an issue with Trump merchandising stuff.
You don't have to buy it. It's called capitalism. Well,
people make that point. They're like, oh, he's utilizing his
position in the government to make money.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Who does it?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, I get your point, But real quick, how do
you feel about Hunter Biden's five hundred thousand dollars macaroni art?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Exactly right?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, that's it's yeah, like I've seen his art and
it's my ten year old son could come up with
something better than that.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
There's probably a good lesson to be learned here, and
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Because we spent years suggesting this was a bad guy,
and now all of a sudden we're friendly with them.
Maybe we don't need to have diplomatic relations with every
piece of crab country in.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
The mid East.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I think what they personally should have done, like hold
that meeting, and then else opens the door and there's
CHRISTI nome, it's just Christie. Let's throw some handcuffs on
you there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And she'd arrest him. I thought you were gonna say,
like seduca, Well maybe both. She's a beautiful woman. Okay,
question for you Nigeria. We have all these Christians getting
killed in Nigeria. Trump's made two points about what to do.
One of them I love one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm a little The.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
First point is if Nigeria doesn't stop murdering Christians or
allowing the slaughtering.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
We got to quit giving them money. Now that I like.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I like the idea that, yes, I think we stop
giving them money even if they don't.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
The secondary response I don't like so much. Yeahing and
probably a special forces.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Even even then, I think is a gray area. I
don't really have an issue with our military going out
and killing terrorists. I just don't understand why it's our
primary job to do this.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Well, because you've watched a movie Team America, right, of course,
but the world's police apparently, like, why can't Great Britain
or France or someone some other countries send troops down
and take care of this genocide.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
It just seems like we're so invested in the military
industrial complex as an American society we have to, you know,
send troops every time there's some sort of conflict. I
do understand taking down Boco Haram because they are a
legitimate and extreme terrorist organization that they need to be
dealt with. But at the same time, why does it
have to be America every single time?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
All right? So, some Trump.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Supporters are pretty mad that Trump posted the leader, the
former leader of Melcnada is now the president of Syria.
Do you find it a little odd? Look, I'm gonna
put on my ten foil hat here for just a day, Okay,
Biden's about to leave office. When Biden was in office,
the CIA had would you agree, never ending funds to
do whatever they wanted informant check, absolutely right. And all
of a sudden Trump wins the election and nobody was
(14:02):
even talking about Syria. And then in the matter of
like thirty to ninety days, all of a sudden, we
toppled the Syrian government and there's a new leader in place,
and oh, surprise, surprise, it's the leader of al Qaeda.
I don't think that's a coincidence. I think if Biden
had won the election, that Basharrasad or that the they'd
still be dragging this thing out because it was profitable
for them. But they realized there was a time, the
(14:24):
clock's ticking. We have weeks, months, maybe weeks, maybe even
days to get to take over Syria, and that's what
they did.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So I mean, at the end of the day, the left,
they love to fund both sides of wars. So that's
what's what happened in rushing Ukraine Israel. Yeah, same thing.
You know, we always fund both sides of wars, and
that is why what I really liked about Trump is
the anti war are stopping these never ending wars, which
(14:54):
is great. But at the end of the day, I
do see the stuff that's going on in Nigeria. Yeah,
I'm really not keen about. Hopefully we just cut off
money and like, hey, France, UK, you guys please handle
this all right.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
The new controversy is Pakistan versus Afghanistan. Pakistan is accused
the Taliban of killing twelve people in their what is
it Islama bad Islama very bad as far as I
can tell. But Afghanistan and Pakistan, Now, there's a brand
new Wikipedia page that just surfaced online the twenty twenty
Afghanistan Pakistan conflict, detailing how on the night of October
(15:33):
eleventh and twelfth, the Afghan Taliban launched an attack on Pakistan.
I was worried my industrial military stock was going to
lose its value now that we reached.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
A peace agreement in Israel.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Lucky me, right, yeah, yeah, So did you say that
was twenty twenty or recent? No, this just happened twenty
twenty five. What I see it twenty twenty. I was like, no,
twenty twenty five. I'm sorry, it just just surfaced it
hours ago. This Wikipedia article was created.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, I really don't know much about it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And then one more thing before we get off the
Muslims because I don't want to talk about them this
entire show. Have you noticed at Steve love Zamo that
every time there's a guy named Jahad.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think that's a friendly guy. Right?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh, no, no, I was looking this up because the
guy that attacked you saw it UC Berkeley Monday night,
there was a Turning Point USA event and that's and
you and I met at a turning Point, USA event
they violently attacked. Just a regular dude's walking around and
he gets the crap kicked out of him by some
guy named Jahad. And this wasn't even the first time
this happened recently, the Manchester synagogue attack that happened a
(16:37):
month ago. There was an incident in Canada. Wasn't there
a netlace? Yeah, I'll be heading And his name was Jahad.
And then I was looking at this. There's a guy
in what was it, some other piece of crap city
in Pakistan you'd never want to visit because it's disgusting
and awful, And there was a guy there named Jahan.
He was enslaving people. I think here's a simple solution
to the immigration crisis. If your name is Jahan, like
(17:00):
if that's just your name, even if you haven't committed
a crime yet, by deport him.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
By get the hell out of here.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
You're listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness. Please, if
you're offended by anything you heard to get a piece
of paper, write down a detailed description of what bothered you,
and facts it to one eight eight eight. Nobody gives them.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
All right, it's just a reverse mortgages are up at
Steve Lovesamma?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
It just goes to show grammas are powerless against the
hypnotic lure of Tom Selick's mustache.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
How does Tom Salick do it? It's just it must
be he must have a second brain in his mustache.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
The first time you ever saw a commercial for reverse mortgages,
oh what did you immediately think?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Like, I'm never doing that when I get older. It
seems like a scam, right, absolutely? What the F is
a reverse mortgage? It's the company buying your house essentially,
so and.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Then who's that other old guy? He's like, I'm really
upset right now about the war overseas. That's why I'm
gonna do two things. I'm gonna support the troops and
I'm gonna buy gold from Roslin Capital.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh man, I forgot about that commercial.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The only guy in commercials on Fox News and I
Love and Admire has pillows that are machine worshiple.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
You're supposed to put those pillows in the dryer when
you get first get them to Is that true?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yes, that's absolutely Why is that?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Because they the pillows just come in crumbled, are bunched
up and you put in the dryer and fluffs out.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
There's a lot of people in the conservative media doing
endorsements for my pillow dot com. I will tell you this,
none of them have a promo code as short as
mine WJ. And there's nobody that gets better discounts than
mine does either. Really, one hundred percent guarantee, there's not
one person with a promo code who gets you more
of a discount than at than the WJ promo code does.
(18:48):
That is a guarantee. Okay, I promise you it's true.
I'm gonna go right now, go ahead, Yeah, no, try it. Yeah, absolutely,
my gosh nine, that's not that much now now anyway,
AI is all over the news right now, and for
good reason, like uh, it's infected sports, it has music, entertainment.
(19:10):
People are losing jobs. They're laying people off in Hollywood
right now because they have realized, you know what what Hollywood.
The only thing Hollywood had it wasn't creativity, It wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Writing, it was none of that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
The only thing that Hollywood had, at Steve love Zammo
is they had big budgets. They had the ability to
produce Jurassic Park, and now you could do all that
on your phone. So what the do we need Hollywood for?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We never needed them, well we did, I mean I
don't think we did. To get a big back in
the ninety I get what I'm picking up, what you're
putting down.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You get it right.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
To get the terminator to back in nineteen ninety two,
you couldn't do that without what Who produced that? Michael
Bay or someone like that, someone James Cameron or one
of one of those piece of crap guys.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I don't know. Yeah, it's Steven Spilbrog. How about that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
There's nothing Kim Kardashian's butt isn't as thick as the
plot line in a Michael Bay movie.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Kim Kardashians, but was the producer?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No, I was doing I was doing alliteration in your mind.
I was comparing a plot line to the size of
a woman's prosthetic ass. Okay, that's the kind of high
quality entertainment you get here. Fantastic on kp R c
AM on the oldest radio station in Houston. Now, but
there's I mentioned a few things there for a reason.
Sports music. Can we start with music?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Please?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This do you enjoy country music? Where do you where
do we stand on the country music?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I'm more of like an older country western like uh
Waylon Jennings, Henk Williams Junior.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Let's see all right, you already know what this is
going to be. You might not have known this.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Billboards Billboard's number one song on the Country Digital Song
Sales right now at Steve loves Ammo is a song
called Walk My Walk, which sounds like it was generated
by a computer. It's by a band called Breaking Rest,
and according to Billboard, it was all created using AI.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Don't go, don't go to.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Live in the past, do key, moving forward and never
looking back with a worn out at and a six
screen string.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
What do you think it reminds me of the song
uh take me to Church or whatever? Take me to
Church reminds me of? Well, yeah, it's never creative. If
it was creative, it wouldn't be Ai. They're not gonna
try something new, But then again, in music do people
want things new.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We've been doing this. We've been doing this for over
a year now. On our morning show. We have all
these jingles we produced with Ai Walton Jos.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Keep it Real. What's the song?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Radio Dal Walton.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Johns Our morning show is called the Walton Johnson's Story
Gus Boulton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You get the idea, Steve, you could spend all day
setting up microphones, writing a song, tuning your guitar, training musicians,
working on your lyrics.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I did that in seconds, right, and you know, what
are you gonna do? It's just the reality now't.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
But so okay, So is AI going to be able
to go on like music tours? You know you should
just bring your laptop across the country. One valid point
we were talking about this that this morning. One thing
that you're never going to be able to do with
AI is watch Alive. I mean holograms.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I guess do you remember didn't they try to do
that with Tupac and Michael Jackson holograms But it didn't.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Really catch on, did it really? No, I've not seen
that from several years ago.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, there was a thing about AI about Tupac performing
with Doctor Dray and Snoop do O DOUBLEG.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's what he that's what we call him in the hood.
Is this like a gangster version of Project Bluebeam? What's that?
You know?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
The hologram like aliens are invading like a country to
embrace a new ward order. Yeah, didn't hear to that conspiracy? No,
go on, I do love a good conspiracy theory. So
Project Bluebeam at the end of the day, is a
government that will project some sort of catastrophic event in
the atmosphere, so so like an alien invasion, and it
(22:58):
would be all holograms, so create mass panic.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Stop go on, Oh I love this. Yeah, purpose you
can keep us straight face now, so you could do this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Get real serious, think about think about dead think about
dead dogs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, get into care. We have a very serious situation
on our hands. It is called Project Bluebeam.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
If you see potential UFOs and the upper atmosphere, put
on your tinfoil hat and just understand that the government
is trying to control you.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Do you feel like Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson kind
of switched rolls.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Tucker Carlson did a show last night about Kem Trail's.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Diddy, and I will assume that someone that's watching me
on video right now cares about kem Trail's believes in
kem trail theory, thinks that kem trails are used to
control people. And I'm not even trying to make that point,
whether they are or aren't. But that does seem like
a classic Alex Jones topic. Absolutely. Tucker Carlson is now
tackling that topic. Alex Jones has moved on to mainstream
(23:56):
center right geopolitical news coverage.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
It's yeah, okay, so they did kind of flip flop
each other.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
But at the end of the day, like how many
how many topics can you go and repeat without getting boring?
So he's probably expanding his his thought process.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's walk through them obviously, Kem Traill's lizard people, right,
shape shifting aliens.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Masks like the Joe Biden the Joe, yeah, the clone mask, right.
Something with the Jews. The Jews was always a thing. Yeah, see,
I am.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I don't think the Jews control everything. I didn't think
they killed Charlie Kirk. That seems like a stretch to me.
What's your take? What is your oh, Steve, what is
your take on it?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
No, So that is one of those that it's a
very tribalistic kind of discussion. So I stay away from
those types of things just because, like I don't want
to be so for example, if I got a one
narrative and the other narrative was proven to be true,
then you lose credibility.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm not saying I'm not saying it's pandering, but you're
one of those guys that generally tries to not create
a rift between you and your followers. Absolutely, I do
not have that in common with most people. I am
happy to argue with everyone that follows me. I'll lose
all my followers. I don't care. I will die on
this hill. I will die in this No ketchup on
a hot dog. Ever hill you put catchup, you put
(25:13):
ketchup on my hot dog, You're dead to me at
Steve loves Ama.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Absolutely, I do agree with that. But also you do
like chasing down commis in parks. Did you enjoy that video?
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've been all over cable news the past few days.
I was out jogging in Memorial Park. I go there
every day. If someone wants to try to murder me,
that'd be the.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Way to do it.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Hey, but real quick, can we talk about love?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
A thirty two year old woman in Japan has officially
married an AI persona she created using chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
The virtual character is named Clause. It proposed. She accepted.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
It ended a three year relationship with a real partner,
a guy Steve, A guy got dumped for this. Hang on,
watch now they're in Japan and it's not this is
a normal place.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
And then the wedding Klaubs seems to be right in
front of me. She's worrying, has prepared r glasses. They
exchange rings. Conna understands that dependence on AI is a
problem in society, but she says that it's painful to
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have a relationship without dependence.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Humhm, would you love a robot? I'm gonna pause it
right here. Did you know this is illegal in Houston?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Is it? Back when Sylvester Turner was still mayor?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think it was roughly twenty eighteen, someone wanted to
build a robot sex brothel in the city where this
radio station exists.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
You think I'm making this up?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And it was one of the only things conservatives on
the city council could agree with Sylvester Turner on. A
guy named Greg Travis. I like Greg Travis. He used
to be a city councilman, proposed the idea. He said,
we ought to make this illegal now in a city
where they're filled with strip clubs.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Human trafficking.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You could throw a rock in any direction, you'd hit
three sketchy massage parlors. But one thing that is not
allowed here is robot sex brothels Steve at Steve loves Ama.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
What's your take, man, So I couldn't see myself being
with a robot, Okay, I mean probably just too much maintenance.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know, you have to oil it up every once
in a while. No, not no puns, no puns where
it's in it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But we did get a Kenny Webster, the best looking
dude on radio, and if you've seen the competition, that's
not saying a whole hell.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Of a lot, all right, everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
So, Megan Markle was spotted hanging out with Jeff Bezos
at Chris Jenner's birthday party. I didn't think it was
possible to hate a whole sentence, but somehow I do, Steve,
I just.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Get the entirety of that sentence makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I just hate that whole sentence. But it was a
good segue into this. So look, I don't think anyone
shocked by this. Kim Kardashian has failed the bar exam,
and that's not really that shocking. It's more of amazing
that she's even trying to be a lawyer in the
first But whatever, I don't you know, if Kim Kardashian's
your lawyer, aren't you basically just admitting that you don't
care if you lose the case?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You're kind of retard?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I would say, yeah, And that word is allowed
on the station, by the way, fantastic, fake, gay and retarded,
three things we talk about a lot. Fantastic, absolutely. But
what was surprising to me is that she had four
experts tell her she was going to pass. Now, expert experts,
experts of what you might ask, I'll tell you right now. Okay,
oh hang on, I didn't turn up the volume first,
(28:33):
Kaigan and Mulligan on that, Experts of what you might
be thinking. Yes, absolutely, okay here, I'm just letting.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You guys know that all of the psychics that we
have met with and that we're obsessed with are all
full of shit. They all, collectively, the four of them,
have told me I was going to pass the bar.
So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say, all.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Right, I am not an expert on the law, I'm
not a lawyer. I just play one on the radio.
But I think if you are studying for the bar
exam and trying to become a lawyer, probably consulting with
a psychic isn't really a good use of your time.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
This is kind of breaking news to me because I
went to psychic last week and they told me to
trust the Nigerian prince that was offering me five hundred
billion dollars. So obviously I gave him all my personal information. Sure,
that makes perfect sense. I would do the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Well, you know, on that note, there's a lot of
scam artists out there, Yes, you know, people send you
emails and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
And then there are stupid criminals. There's this guy.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
This guy just got arrested for stealing thirty seven thousand dollars.
I'm going to say that number again because I think
it bears repeating. He stole thirty seven thousand dollars worth
of legos from two dozen Target stores.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
He just kept doing it over and over again.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The Wataga Police said twenty eight year old Winston Love
stole from twenty three Target stores two months fourteen cities
mostly around the Dallas area, the metroplexas ok as we
call it here in Houston. Love, who was later found
with eight outstanding warrants and illegal the Narconics, is also
suspected of being part of a larger theft spanning Texas
and Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I gotta tell you, I didn't know that. I'm gonna
play naive here around this. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I've heard there are adults who collect legos and they're
way more expensive than you think, But I didn't realize
it was this big.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Of a deal. Yeah, but I mean, think about it
this way. What was the motive? What was the intent?
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Was he giving these legos, like thirty seven grand of
legos to like children's charities so he could be like
a modern day Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What if he was using the legos to build a
fort to protect his virginity.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Oh he might need I don't know. He's a handsome
looking fellow. He might need about fifty grand worth. Oh yeah,
that is a good looking guy right there.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm just popping jokes this morning. What's something weird that
you collect? Do you collect anything, Steve?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
No, really nothing guns?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Am I I mean, I mean that's to me, that's
not a weird collection though, that's a necessary collection.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Guns are No, you're right, but like how many guns
do you need versus how many do you have?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
If?
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Okay, so you don't have to answer that on the note,
that was fine. Just think about it this way. If
you think you need it, you do need it.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I would agree with that, and Ammil as well.
I have multiple guns, and I love having firearms. I
feel safe even though I live in a high rise
in the city with security and you know, it's hard
to get to me. But even if you do get
to me, when you get there, there's a six foot
three guy who lifts weights and has guns. Now all
that an attack dog named Milton, and Milton Milton will
gnaw your face off. I've told Milton before, if I
(31:25):
starved to death in this condo, I want you to
eat me. I don't want you to die a little buddy.
How did he respond, I give you permission? I mean,
I don't think he doesn't like that. I don't think,
but still, wouldn't you want your loved ones?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
If you were in a frozen type situation, Steve, if
you guys, if it's weirdly you live out in the
country or whatever distance outside of Houston. Correct, if you
got buried in the snow out there and some weird fluke,
you know, mother nature, climate change, reverse situation.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Right, would you want your family to eat your dead body?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Me too?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I mean it is against religion to eat the flesh, right,
is it?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I think so? Well, the rules were different back then.
I don't know. Maybe we'll just refer back to the
Old Testament. I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Back in the Old Testament, I think Leviticus said don't
eat shellfish. But they were saying that because we didn't
have crawfish and Cajun seasoning, and the world.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Changed, you know, for the better though, it all love
crawfish and don't mix seeds. Have you ever heard that
don't mix seeds?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
There's a thing in Leviticus It's like, don't take your
rose seeds and plant them with your keen wah or whatever.
But racists will read that in the Bible and go, aha,
I shouldn't have a black girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh okay, And I don't think that's so.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
They'll take this passage to uh like, oh, in a
racial relationship shouldn't exist.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Well, speaking of black girlfriends, You're nervous, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, I'm like, where's this going? I will tell you
my favorite black woman in the news right now. I
love when there's a loud black woman in the news
because they could just say things that an average nerdy
white guy like me can't say. I mean, I would
say it anyway, but I'm not supposed to. This woman's
name is Hish Hymen. She appears to be sorry, I
didn't mean to start playing the audioce. She appears to
be a lesbian in Los Angeles. She's a recording artist.
(33:08):
She's done music with Puff Daddy and Kanye. Have you
seen Tish Hymen yet?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I have not, But this is kind of part of
the course, par for the course of what Steve California.
Oh okay, yeah, so Tish Hyman is.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Apparently besides being a black lesbian, she's politically moderate compared
to the other people at Gold's Gym in Los Angeles.
She recently got kicked out of Gold's gym for voicing
her concerned about a white male pervert walking around in
the women's locker room. Kish said, what are you doing
to protect real women? Now you're on Twitter, I bet
you do know who Scott Wiener is Do you know
who that is? Scott Wiener is a state senator in California.
(33:43):
Nobody should know who he is outside of California, but weirdly,
people do know who he is because of social media.
One of his the highlights of his career is they
had a gay street festival in California somewhere where men,
fully grown men were relieving themselves on each other in
at children's pool, and he was on the news defending it,
saying it was a clean it was good, clean fun,
(34:03):
It was a good time. It was mostly harmless. If
you live, yeah, well deport well. Unfortunately he was born
in America. I don't care the port anyway, So these
two worlds collided. Here's angry black lesbian Tish Hyman meeting
Scott Wiener shortly after she was kicked out of a
Golden gym for a voice and concerned about a guy
in a women's locker room.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Play the tape. Please, that's the.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Only black lesbian here. Please ask you the question, because
I had.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
To do that all right now, real quick. She has
already asserted she's playing the liberal.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Oh yeah, she's name dropping as the only black lesbian here.
I believe. I believe the term you're looking for is
the woke Olympics. No, it's true. It's like, why why
was Karine Jean Pierre so so important? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Because she's black and lesbian, a queer black foreigner who
is the first ever press secretary. Now you're starting to wonder,
what does any of that have to do with anything?
It doesn't have anything to do with anything, does it.
But liberals with their white gelt, they love this, So
I will tell you, even though this normally annoys me
when people do what she just said, excuse me, State
Senator Wiener has the only black lesbian here, right, Normally
that annoys me. In this context, this is Jeff Oh Scott,
(35:10):
you're about to lose a debate you've already lost.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
She hasn't even made the point.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
She could make the point that everybody should get free
tutsi rolls and bomb bobs up right, and you're like,
we can't afford free tutsi rolls. If I was there,
I would have been like, as the only white straight
guy here, right, mister Wiener.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I don't think it's gonna work for you.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Sorry, sorry, that's the only black lesbian here. Please ask
you a question, because I flew here to do that more. Okay,
as a lesbian woman who was attacked in a woman's.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Locker, woman, why is she reading it? This is her
whole plot, of her whole life is that on a
paper towel. This is the only reason she's famous. She's
a queer, black lesbian woman who got a constant in
a golden gym by a man dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
She needs to read whatever finds.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Him this week by a self identifying trans with the
document is to your domestic violence. I'm deeply concerned about
women's safety and a female only spaces. What would you
say to women who are seeking assured that the safety
will be protected from men who, by California law, with
(36:15):
some idea as women intoe only spaces?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
All right, so the tension is high here, right.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You can already tell now Scott Wiener has done something
to try to assert his dominance. To see what it was, Yeah,
Gavin knwsome style he did one of these. He's like, oh,
I better play the role of the governor right here,
This black lesbian isn't aware of the fact that a
man dressed as a woman counts as a woman in
the Golden State.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
So I will cross my legs. I will smash my
genitals together so as troubably into his backside.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Obviously, so as to prepare for the conversation. It's a
little bit like, you know, a scorpion raising its tail,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Except what has scrolled him? He saw him cross his legs.
You thought nothing of it. No, that's part of it.
Stuff for sure. That's a defensive poster. All right, go ahead,
cross legged.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
State Senator Scott Wiener, who thinks it's okay to relieve
yourself in a kiddie pull in front of children, out
of public street, what is your response to black lesbian
tesheymen who did not like looking at a guy in
the women's locker room?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Tell me, yeah, so we want, I mean, everyone to
be safe. And we also know that, you know, we
have trans people, both men and women, who are men
and women, and uh you know so you trans women
are women.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
Senator, you've done great things with the bills you've passed,
with the housing. I've read a lot of your bills,
but and like you said, there are bills that need
to be opened up. And I'm telling you now, millions
of women across America, and you're harassed and sexually assaulted
in lock with whom so. I'm lesbian, black women. I'm
not transphobic, I'm not homophobic, and I do respect a
lot of the things you've done. But I do see
(37:50):
a lot of these bills that you've passed that are
dangerous for women and young children. And I understand that
you're trying to be on a level playing field.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
We're a positive right here.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
For just a second, Steve us, this is just another weird,
crazy moment in the Texas, in this California state legislature.
It's the intersection of different people playing their victimhood for
a living, like it's a cello at a.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Four string orchestra. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
This is an interesting moment in the culture war for
the left. This is an interesting infighting moment. Ten fifteen
years from now, there are going to be three bathrooms
in every public facility everywhere, for sure, in California, not Texas.
Maybe not in Texas, but probably Houston metros. Yeah, yeah,
the major cities. And we will refer to those bathrooms
(38:36):
as Tish Hyman's that is. I'm telling you, no, Steve,
I'm telling you someday you're training really thinks She's like,
oh man, someday someone's gonna be like, I need to
relieve myself, and you're gonna be like the ladies room.
They're gonna be like, No, the tish Hymen, Oh, the
tish Hyman. Oh, we have a tish Hyman on the
third floor. Unfortunately, there's no tish Hyman here on the
seventh floor. But if you go down to the third
(38:58):
floor past the gender neutral bathroom, walk past the family bathroom,
there's a there's a box there where men put their tampons,
and you'll find the tish himann room right there we are.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Is this like the modern day Rosa Parks? Yes, yes, okay,
of course. Because I kind of stuttered a second ago,
I was like, ah, should I say that?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
But no, no, it's okay. This is the right radio
station all right down the hall. At our sister station KTRH,
you would be banned from the radio, oh my. But
here on this radio station where this is.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
My conservative safe space. Yeah, okay, on this radio station
where you could say retards and that sorted. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Okay, yeah, good, we're good, We're good to go. Hey,
I'm Kenny Webster. I really enjoyed entertaining everybody with us
here with my good friend at Steve loves Ammo, a
weekly contributor here at kprc AM nine fifty for your contributions,
will allow you to take anything you want out of
the employee refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I see today you've chosen a Celsius energy drink.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's amazing, very good choice. Anything else we want to
say before we run?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I don't know. Man looking forward to the gun Range.
I'm Kenny Webster. I love you all. We'll see you
Brian early tomorrow morning. For more of what you bought
a radio for you could get really great.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Did you know Austin Peterson runs our online story. If
you are looking for great Christmas presents, find your way
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Speaker 8 (40:20):
W.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm going slow here so you don't know dot ILOVEWJ
dot com. Here you see an AI generated picture of
me and Steve wearing this very jacket.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
I love.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
It's not often cold enough I get to wear this jacket.
And you see we've got the Helen Keller Memorial Gun
Range shirts forty five and forty seven hats, lots of
Golf of America stuff. The vast majority of the money
we raise in the store goes towards wheelchairs for warriors.
It's a great cause. Steve and I got a run.
I love you all, will see you Brian early for
more of what you bought a radio for. Right here
on Kprcam nine to fifty.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
Dude, you are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness rating.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
You'll tell the government to kiss your ass when you
listen to the show.
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